Watch What Crappens - #389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned

Episode Date: February 11, 2017

The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their f...eud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don't forget the latest romantic entanglements with Carl? Carl? Carl? So fun. Also, Crappens Mailbag!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:35 - Crappens Mailbag 00:11:45 - Summer House See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:21 Welcome to watch what crap ends. The podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Banta Blender podcast. Enjoying me is the lovely hilarious, wonderful, positively scrumptious, adorable, cute, darling, sweet, funny, charming, and utterly beautiful. Ronnie Caron from trashhoptub.com and the Rose Prairie Specialer podcast and also Real House House of Beverly Hills. Audio books.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Hey Ronnie. Hi baby. Hi. We made it to Friday. We sure did. I love a Friday. We sure did. I love a Friday, y'all. You know, one thing we haven't mentioned all week long, is that Bravo Changes logo?
Starting point is 00:02:11 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. In fact, it happened about 40 minutes into our Tuesday episode. It was unveiled. What does it look like? So it's still got like that talk box, but the talk box is more like a, it's a little bit more modular. It's like a rectangle with a little triangle
Starting point is 00:02:29 at the bottom. And the font is different. Font is sort of like blocking angular, hard to say. But that's, that's the way it looks. Oh, there you go. Thanks a lot, jerks. Yeah. Thanks jerks. Thanks jerks for changing a lov-ed, jerks. Yeah, thanks jerks. Thanks jerks for changing your love it. Beloved logo. Yeah, well, we're not changing ours. So we're just gonna be the old Bravo logo, yeah, bastards. That is correct. So anyway, that's what's new with Bravo.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Yeah. That's literally new Bravo. But our way is now. Literally, literally new Bravo. But literally it's now, man. Literally, literally as new. Well, they were just talking Vanderpump rules and I was talking about a lady sitting at the bar watching Katie and Tom's date and I looked at it and I was like, oh my God, that's my friend Robin. And so I texted my friend Robin with the picture and I was like, is that you?
Starting point is 00:03:23 And then she's like, no, I felt bad. You know, there's my go. One thing we didn't talk about on Monday is that during top chef during the Big Hat brunch, there was one woman over the shoulder of Dominic Ansel who was just staring down the camera every time to cut to him. And it was my favorite thing, and I totally forgot
Starting point is 00:03:44 to mention it, but wow she was out of control Lord anything else we forgot this week. What else did we do wrong this week? While we were recording that top chef episode It was announced that Dominic Ansel is bringing the Corona to Los Angeles. So see it just like things are happening breaking news all the time I guess what Dominic Ansel. This is so crazy. But the corona is already here. So you're wasting your time.
Starting point is 00:04:12 This just in Dominic Ansel can go fuck himself. Yeah. This just in Dominic Ansel apparently does not have help and is not read my glowing reviews of tasty donuts. Chromins. So get it together, Dominic. Yeah, yeah, this just in, Dominic Ansel has been dropped down to cupcake wars. Say out of our top chef.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Oh, Lord. So today is a summer house, but it's also Friday, so before we get into summer house, why don't we do the crap and smell bad? Oh, yeah. And uh, crap and smell bad. I guess you met as many of you know is our weekly segment where we take in some questions and comments from the listeners. Uh, and I'm proud to say that we have some really good ones in the bag. All right, let's get to them. I love me. Thumbnail, bang. Yeah, there's some really really good ones. Let's do one that's topical for the moment because we always get to them like three weeks later and
Starting point is 00:05:16 they're not topical anymore. So this is from Delizaddi who she basically says, how would Giner respond to the explosive conversation between the big Cheeto in the White House and the Australian Prime Minister? How would Gina explain it? No, how would she respond? How would she respond to be? Because you heard about this, right? Yeah, for Donald Trump. For those of you who don't know, Donald Trump had a fiery phone call with the strongest prime minister a few days ago. And so how would Gina handle that situation? I think she'd be like, hello there, Mr. Trump. It's me, Gina. I'm exolidated to talk to you. Congrats on your new brain.
Starting point is 00:06:00 It's very difficult. I know what it's like trying to change your brand I was selling shoes now I'm selling the scent that smells like cardboard so I understand the change in direction there congratulations sir you know sir I think you're making a lot a lot of rash changes right now and I think what you have to do is you have to listen to what all the ladies are saying you're not listening sir sir you're not even listening you're like an Eddie experts sir you got a problem with immigration you ought to talk to my good pal Lydia she stole an attailed from Vietnam turns her into a maid if you're gonna do some good that's where to do it sir you know what I said to mr. Trump? I said, listen Mr. Trump, get off this phone call,
Starting point is 00:06:48 write this instance, and you know what he did? He got right off this phone call. I said, excuse me, he's President Trump. I can't talk about this any further because I gotta go watch myself on celebrity print, just, I mean, I gotta go have a cake. And then he said, guess what? I started celebrity print, and I said, guess what? I started celebrity printers. And I said, guess what?
Starting point is 00:07:05 I brought the ratings. And it got very tasty. Celebrity of printers hasn't been the same since our lift either. The ratings went down. I could tell them of social metrics. And when Donald Trump starts yelling at her and getting all out of 2D, she'd just be like, sit down, you have to like a sit down. You know, I'm talking with Lionel Richie.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Lionel Richie said he's not impressive what you're doing. And I said, you gotta fix it, Donald. Donald, we should meet in the middle of the road here. We're all brands with one name, me, Gina. Lionel is Lionel. And here, the Donald, why you gotta try and be so special with your verb? You know what you need, Donald?
Starting point is 00:07:54 You know, it's stopped worrying about all the people who make and fun of you. You gotta be more fearless. That's why you gotta take on my new column for me and Impavito, not to be confused with the anti-brain eating amoeba medication called impavito not to be confused with the anti brain eating amoeba medication called impavito. Although both would do you well. I feel like Gina is not really less scary. Yeah. At least I feel like a Gina were our president. Probably the same things would be
Starting point is 00:08:21 happening, but at least you would look fabulous doing it. You know, I think I wear it on top of my other wig. Two weeks, double wigs. What are you gonna say about that? The heavy news at the Oval Office smells like cardboard now. It's because my in Bavito. Okay, so the next question is, can you, this is from Rachel, who says, can you two please do a rendition where Tom and Katie are in the law office of PK and Doreet, and then she says, long time listener, first time patron, Rachel, PR, Rachel, who, oh, Rachel, PR, Rachel, who is dying to have you come to Atlanta XO I'm not sure what that means, but either way. Yeah, Rachel per Rachel Rachel per Rachel We're confused, but either way Rachel. Thank you for being a first-time list first-time patron long-time listener Thank you. So yeah holler holler. so Tom Schwartz and Katie are in the law
Starting point is 00:09:25 offices of p.k. and Dorit which is already on its own an interesting situation so look at you coming on in here Miss Katie aren't you trendy aren't you a trendy girl look at you so trendy and cute I mean this is supposed to be a special day for me and you're kind of casting a dark shadow on a pk What didn't mean to kiss the dark shadow? I think if you've got a problem here, it's like I always say there's nothing that boy George can't fix he lives with me, you know Yeah, so I just bought a box of chicklets and God is thinking that maybe we should get a prenup. I mean, I don't know. I spent a lot of money on it.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Well, tell you one good thing about a prenup. You never forget to pretend your husband's handsome for the day. That's for sure. Um, I don't know why you would say that because like, it's not like my husband's not handsome. So the fact that you would say that to eat is kind of like rude. And I don't know. I mean, I just, I'm like a nice person and I feel like you're just like not being nice right now. Mmm, Kati might be a little drunk right now. Such a vaginal I see. What sir, it's your stomach hanging over your sweater it just looks like that sometimes.
Starting point is 00:10:41 I'm telling everyone. K Katie, you know what you remind me of? You remind me of a big farmer stand full of iceberg lettuce. Why am I getting that sense, Katie? I'm farmer stand full of iceberg lettuce. She would bring some iceberg lettuce in there. Well, she's got a claimant for the pre-nut. You'd be like, you know what you need before you're wetting a workout. like I did one time with the gigantic woman named Ross. Remember that? Remember that to read. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I just, I simply don't remember why you're even here in the first place. Oh, did you need some panties to cover that pretty little purse? It's not that pretty, is it? It's not pretty at all. Is it Katie? Oh,
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Starting point is 00:12:13 So guess what, it's a warehouse. I am into this show. I am like, I am all hands on deck for the docket. Yeah, I'm really liking this show too. I think it's such a fun change from what I thought it was going to be. Yeah. It's just like the widest people in the world. It's like parting and fighting about the widest things I've ever seen on TV.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Yeah, I think it's been a slow build, but it's now reached that point. I think if you were to come in now, you would say this show sucks, but if you've been watching it for like four or five episodes, like we have, we are now into it, and I am like into all the drama, and this episode begins right where the last one left off. They're good for that. Every single episode is always where the last one leaves off, and where the last one left off, they were all leaving this party, and everyone was drunk, and they're, and Everett and Lindsay were making fun of Christina, and they're in the back of this car now,ett and Lindsay and of course Everett is the master of a 1980s put down he's like, oh you're such a geek Lindsay. Oh god. I was like, I've got to point out
Starting point is 00:13:17 every week this show opens with somebody else narrating the previous days you know when it's Kyle he's like, yeah, and then we got wasted and then the twins got mad. And this week it was the twins turn. And it was the best opening ever because it was just a twins talking over each other. Well, first there was Carl. Yeah, there was Carl. What about Carl? Yeah, Carl.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Carl did something. Kyle had a mark. So, I was crazy. I think they can get to me. They're not going to get to me. No, Matt's going to get to me. Yeah, not to my sister. Uh-uh, not to me, not to you. Cross on to I was.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Tossed. Tossed. Toss. So just at that opening, I was like, yes, it's going to be a great episode. It's a good sign when the twins open it. Yeah. So if it's like, sure, you're such a geek, Lindsay. God. I'm turning them to show. I get that. They're wasted. Just wasted. And so she kind of like puts her hand on his face and pushes it away and you can see him
Starting point is 00:14:10 get pissed. He's like, he's like, God, why the geek punched me? God. She's like, that's really, this region me. And then he like throws some water on her, which this is bravo. I mean, that's assault. Oh, I didn't see him throw water on her. I don't her. I got a water bottle and he kind of tossed water on her and say, that was rude. He's like, you're an academy forever. You're a geek. And so the twins are like, oh, God, when they're fighting, like, they don't make sense when they're sober, but like, even drunk, like, they're making me less sense when they're drunk. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, when they're sober, like, that don't make sense. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's they're drunk. Yeah, it's crazy. Like when they're sober, that don't make sense.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. They're not sober, they're not sober. It basically is a slow motion fight because it's semi-playful, sparring, and we can see it's gonna start going down a path and sure enough they get back to the house and everyone's like, what'd you hit me? This the house and it's like, why'd you hit me?
Starting point is 00:15:05 This is the army vet being like, why'd you hit me? This is reminiscent of Real World San Diego when that girl Robyn slapped a soldier on the shoulder and then he had her arrested. Well, like the Real World Los Angeles, when David pulled a blanket off of Tammy and it was like rape. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a huge thing about rape and it was like rape. Oh, yeah, it's a huge thing about rape and all this crap. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So basically he was the Tammy of this episode. Yeah. And she is so, yeah, you're that's crazy. You're going to be on
Starting point is 00:15:38 this and shut up. You fucking idiot. Yeah. I'm not going to put up with your horse ship much longer. I mean, while they're doing that, I love, gonna put up with your horse shit much longer Yeah, I mean while while they're doing that. I love you know Carl Sober Carl who is like the biggest downer. He's in bed and and Lindsay Lindsay right no Lauren Lauren goes into When goes into Carl's room and she goes oh Carl Carl. Oh, you're here. What are you doing Carl Carl? What are you doing? I just love Carl's I don't feel good. I just want to sleep. Sleep in my bed, Carl. So much comfortable bed in the house, Carl. Go ahead. Carl, you're here. Carl, oh, you're here.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Carl, you want to sleep in Lawrence bed, Carl? Carl, you want to be the bed? Lauren, you want to be one Carl sitting your bed? Yeah, and she didn't get the hint that things were really going bad with Carl when he went into her bed without the I mask and ear plugs that she Yes, that's a bad sign and also Carl you don't get to complain about people being noisy when you have ear plugs and an I mask and you refuse to wear them. She is trying to help you Carl Exactly so then Lindsay goes off to rooms and then everyett starts going up to Christina for all this all the the same crap the intern crap and I loved Christina She was like, I'm not gonna let him talk to me the way he talks to Lindsay. I actually respect myself. I was like, oh
Starting point is 00:16:56 It's like he was saying Lindsay said I was fired for my job, but isn't true. It is not. No, it's not. No, it's not Car car Kyle is telling Everett. He's like, do you just sleep for alone? He's like, leave it up to him to be like calling his girlfriend a stupid slut. And then turning around like, how dare you talk about my girlfriend? Yeah. Yeah, efforts are efforts. Yeah, efforts like a piece of work. So after this whole like sloppy end of the night, it's then the morning and, um,
Starting point is 00:17:27 people are just like chattering around the house. The Christina is bitching to Steven about Everett and Lindsey. I mean, while Lindsey is telling Everett, like, I laugh yow, I laugh yow. Yeah. Man, they really showed her like straddling him like she was naked. Yeah. So they're just like, it's like, wow, the editors on this show were watching a lot of mediocre fucking yeah And a lot of a lot of really bad white dancing too. I like to add
Starting point is 00:17:55 Both awkward as they as the other and the twins of course are engaging in their usual like morning curious Curiosity's hey, Ash are you wearing that floral dress? Are you leaving that on? Ash, Ash can wear the floral dress. Show us where flowers for Carl. Yeah, maybe I'm going to wear flowers. I'm going to go home. I'm excited to go home.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Are you excited for me to go home? I'm excited to go home. I like flowers. Let me see, Brad. Should we get to just the trees on it too? She got branches leaves. Like eyeliner. I like eyeliner.
Starting point is 00:18:20 It's like nature. Right, it's like eyeliner. Do you put eyeliner on the dress? Yeah, I like the flower shape. Do you like my flowers? I'm going to love my flower dress. This color put island on the dress? The island on a flower shape? Do you like that? That's gonna allow my flower dress. This color, like, what if I don't wear my flower dress? I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:18:30 So who comes in and talks to them? Someone makes a mistake of coming in. Oh, Kyle. Kyle makes a mistake of coming into these two chirping at each other. And uh. Kyle, I love you, Sim Carl. Kyle, you're Sim Carl.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Kyle, you're Sim Carl. Kyle, are you Kyle or Carl? Kyle. Hey, Kyle, where's Carl? Kyle, did Carl sit by Kyle? Kyle, who is she talking to? Meanwhile, the gay is like just tied to the group. I'm so over at.
Starting point is 00:19:04 So, Christina, was she talking to him? Christina was talking to Chris. I'm foul. All right. So Christina, was she talking to him? The gay guy was talking to Steven. And I love that someone tweeted us and said, I feel like Steven is just playing his own personal game with big brother in this house. And then Steven responded. And he was like, I nominate you, Lindsay, an effort for eviction. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:19 And Christine is just going off on him. She's like, can you believe it? And then Everett comes in after me wasted. And I am tired of hiding. Okay. I will have a conversation with both. Great. I'm tired of hiding.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I'm sure like Christine has been like, I'm so afraid to speak. She's like, and then in the middle of the night, Everett came in and stabbed my air mattress. I kept telling you about beat Vietnam. I was like, you weren't even in that war, Everett, go to bed. my air mattress. My back is telling you about beat Vietnam. I was like, you weren't even in that war ever. Go to bed. Calling me a Viet Cong. No one is going to call me Viet Cong.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I did not get fired from being a Viet Cong. He got so mad at me when I said I love Miss Saigon. I'm like, it's a musical ever. Bag of helicopter. I'm a stranger. What do you have against Leo Salonga, okay? It's her on me and it's me. He must choose. I am not some girl from long ago.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You know that she's was actually Steven's response. Wow. So let's see. So Ashley, yeah, oh, sorry. So Ashley's gonna be going into California to visit Brad, Brad. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. Brad, Brad, Brad. Brad, Brad, Brad, Carl.
Starting point is 00:20:39 If you met Brad, Brad Carl. And the big thing is that everyone's gonna go wine tasting today. So, yeah, everyone's in the kitchen and Everett says, Stephen, so Stephen, what'd you do last night? Stephen's like, I thought about all the different ways I could drive off of a cliff and die. That's what I did.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I thought of like the slowest ways to kill myself. I was thinking about how long it would take me to die if I just flung myself into the pool and just stayed there. So they're leaving and across Christina and Everett's like, who cares? Yeah. And Carl, by the way, he's like, I can't believe like the next day no one acts like anything happened. Like, what is this?
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Starting point is 00:22:16 So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. Carl's not really masking his asshole inside. And it's a shame because he comes across as being so lovely, I think. But then he gets really crappy. Yeah, but he's just then when he stings, he's like really stinging. Yeah. So they get to the wine country and let me see.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Oh, so Christine is like, Lindsay, before you have too much to drink, we should talk. Which I love. I love that she just like opens up the dialogue with just an underhand or an alcoholic. Yeah. And then Lindsay is doing that. So were things she does?
Starting point is 00:23:04 Or she's like, what? Well, I mean, what? Okay, well, okay, well, talk. I mean, okay, talk. Okay. So I mean, I'm not going to pretend that like nothing happened and everything's okay. And Lindsay goes, yeah, well, okay, I won't either.
Starting point is 00:23:21 What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah. And then she's like, well, you said I was you said I got fired. And it's well, okay, it's only like, oh, I won't either. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, and then she's like, well, you said I was you said I got fired and it's well, okay, I'll find like, oh, I'm like, no, I left. I'm like, okay, so you were fired. No, no, I quit. Okay, you quit because you were fired. No. And Christine is like, I don't appreciate you saying that stuff in public because you know, that's my reputation. Reputation means everything. And Lindsay's like, I was talking to you and you know, I don't get it. I'm like, bitch, there was talking to y'all and y'all alone.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I don't get it. I'm like, bitch, there was a camera in your face. And she goes, I mean, you were fired, let go, crap. Well, it's a matter. Like, you leave a job, you leave a job. I mean, it totally doesn't matter. Whether you're fired, whether you quit, whether you're like, bye, whether you're like putting your notice,
Starting point is 00:24:01 they put a notice, like, however it happens, I mean, whatever. Yeah, I mean, who cares about your reputation? By the way, that I mentioned, I'm starting my own PR company. And then, it seems like, well, you're inviting the interns open, I don't appreciate that. And Lindsay's like, oh, I'm sorry,
Starting point is 00:24:16 I have like two hours I forgot to tell you about the interns. Like, listen, revisionist history. Yeah, but not so fast. Yeah, but not so fast. Like, she has such a terrible way. Like, this is why she never gets her way It's probably why she was fired from her job because she doesn't just say something in a normal way she goes Well, well Lindsay. I was gonna let the interns come over tomorrow, but not now. Yeah, that was
Starting point is 00:24:39 That was also that was like made up on the spot I decided five seconds ago. Let the interns the interns come in, but not anymore. Okay. Look at the, we're holding. My interns aren't welcome. So then you're not welcome next week because you're a guest. She's like, you're a bitch. You can't do that.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I'm just a calm. I'm gonna ask the other renters because you're a renter. And she goes, and you're a bitch. I'm like, you're both right. And it was so, I was like, I love that the stupid intern fight, which Lindsay should have given up a long time ago. I love that it's a set to the point where Christina is about to get iced out of the entire house.
Starting point is 00:25:12 So, then it's like emergency house round just meeting. Right now, house round just meeting, everyone. House round is meeting. And then my favorite is that, so they gather and Lauren goes this is the right quote She goes don't worry Carl. It won't be long Carl Carl you nervous Carl. He'll be sure Carl Carl Don't go like I will take my cheese plate and I will go over there and Christina's like what I can't sit here. She's like no. It's a renter's meaning rental
Starting point is 00:25:44 guest get out So she has to go away well it helps us guest you what they want everyone's so upset that they have to be at this stupid meeting it's supposed to be a fun day and Lindsay's like abolished that up I made up a lie and like she got fired to let go or whatever like whatever you call it fired quit quit. Okay. So I can't have interns in my house. So if I can't have interns, then I don't want it to come out next weekend. I'm like, there's a reason you're not a lawyer because you know this is not how you praise it.
Starting point is 00:26:14 And Steven's like, I literally don't care. This meeting is interrupting my winery experience. It's like this is getting in the way if my shaved meat. So then meanwhile, yeah, meanwhile, Christina and effort are sitting at a little table with Karl. And Christina's like, do you remember our conversation last night? Do you want to apologize? And then we're like, no, you geek.
Starting point is 00:26:35 He's like, good morning, Vietnam. She's like, hey, snap to it. This is map two, you're the winery. He's like, sure. Last time I saw these fields. They were on fire. Who? All right. And Carl's like, Carl's like, I'm trying to enjoy myself with this winery. You guys just keep on fighting about the same things over and over. I'm gonna go over here. Like, good one, Carl. You really showed them. Yeah, Carl just keeps moving around. He's like,
Starting point is 00:27:00 well, you never know when a pussy is gonna be on a bench. So I'm gonna go try that one. He's like, well, you never know when a pussy is going to be on a bench. So I'm going to go try that one. Christopher. A lot of people have told Everest telling Christina she's an asshole and she's like, well, look, Everest, I'm not going to be run over by trains. She said something. And if you want papers from somebody, you have to be nice to them. And he goes, Oh, well, make sure she hits the nice meter and seven next time.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Like, yeah, that actually would be appreciated. That's usually it works. You should try to hit the nice meter at seven. I don't know. It's like that. So then, I'll make sure she hits the nice meter and seven, all right? So then, the renters all shoot down Lindsay. They're like, yeah, this really isn't our issue.
Starting point is 00:27:44 And we actually like Rosina. So yeah, we're not, we want her to come back. So it's like, okay. So then Linda, so I'm trying to like, we're not gonna do this. Yeah, I can't do this. Like yarn and roller coaster, right? Be on a roller coaster.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I don't have a ticket for a roller coaster to you. I don't have a ticket for a roller coaster. I'm not going to wear a roller coaster. It's Carl's haul enough. Carl, you're selling off for the roller coaster, right? Carl, are you gonna go on a roller coaster? Carl, you're gonna set out. Do you have a driver on me? Carl? Carl has cheese plate. They don't're selling off for the poster, right? Carl, are you gonna go on a roller coaster? Carl comes down. Do you ever drive a meat?
Starting point is 00:28:05 Carl. Carl has cheese plate. They don't let cheese plate down roller coaster. Sorry. Carl, I got a little cheese. Let me get some fun. Let's call Brad. Brad, do you want to go on a roller coaster?
Starting point is 00:28:13 Brad hates roller coaster. Carl's gonna go on a roller coaster. Oh, Carl got fun. Okay, wait. You're putting powdered sugar on your funnel cake, Carl. Carl. Far as well. He putting powdered sugar on your funnel cake.
Starting point is 00:28:24 So then Lindsay goes over to Christina and they have this really terrible apology situation where Lindsay is like, well, I apologize for my delivery. I apologize for not articulating properly that you quit even though you were fired. She's like, no, oh, sorry. I apologize that you quit even though you were fired. She's like, no. Oh, sorry. I apologize that you were terminated. No. I don't want to point out.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Yeah, the word's really sorry that they like had a box waiting for you, full of your staplers and staff. So sorry, is that what I should have said? I'm sorry you were escorted out of the building with an armed guard. But I guess that's what happens when you're bad at your job You just see her and Lindsay's like, well, what is I'm sorry, so What do you want to do? Like what are you gonna do now? She's like, well, thank you for admitting that you're wrong and that I quit So I don't say is that how I worded it. I miss worded it again, then
Starting point is 00:29:24 it. So I don't say it's a hard word to do. I miss word it again, man. So she goes, all right, Lindsay, let's just find a way to move on. And Lindsay goes, okay. So then Kyle starts drunkenly running around the venue or the venue or whatever. It's like, bro! Bro! You're killing it in the grapes, bro! What a geek! And then the next little tip bubbles up, which is hilarious to me, because now Lauren, she sits down with Stephen and she's like, I just feel like you're in Carl, just sort of have like a little boys club, like it's like you're in Carl, like Stephen and Carl, the Stephen and Carl show, like boys club.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Like, well, I feel like you're just like excluding me, like why are you excluding me? Like, I just feel like it's getting, and Stephen's like Steven and Carl. The Steven and Carl show, like boys club. Like I feel like you're just like excluding me. Like why are you excluding me? Like I just feel like this, and Steven's like, I've only known you for like five weeks. And she's like, yeah, but you've only known Carl for five weeks. Like what the deal? Like why are you excluding me? Why are you excluding me?
Starting point is 00:30:13 And his way of responding to her is to go off with Carl. You guys like, I'm going over there with Carl. You're excluding me. It was like seventh grade, like you can't sit with us. Like you can talk to us. He's like seventh grade, like you can't sit with us, like you can talk to us. He's like, uh, Carl, Charlie, Carl. That was funny though, because he left and said, I feel like you guys don't want to like be here.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And he goes, well, I want to be in Montauk. And she goes, yeah, but like, I feel like he don't want to be at the house. Just like, uh, yeah, Carl, do you want to be at the house? Exactly. Carl, don't be in my bed. Which bed do you want me at the house? Exactly. Carl, don't be on my bed. Which bed do you want me at, Carl? I'm in Carl with his, Carl never fails with his like 80s vernacular.
Starting point is 00:30:50 He's like, yeah, they call this a winery because it's a winery. Watt, watt. I could put that in sky writing if you want. Like good one, dad. Yeah. So then there's like a, then there's like a sort of an awkward group hug in the winery where there's like all those fake platitudes
Starting point is 00:31:09 where everyone's saying things like, well, you know, we fight, but like we have a such a good foundation of a friendship that that's what friends do. We only fight so much because we care about each other so much group hug, which means nothing is solved. Yeah, basically means like cheers, we're never gonna find friends wider than us.
Starting point is 00:31:24 So let's keep it together guys So then back at the house Kyle invites a man to over again. I'm like, Kyle just get with her I mean you're not hooking up with anyone else. You're just hooking up. I would he he's got the best of both worlds He's got 20-year-old idiot over there to fuck whenever he wants and then he can you know try and fuck other people the whole time Like he's got the perfect man situation. That's true. But he keeps on feeling guilty about it. I'm like, well, he can just be with her then.
Starting point is 00:31:52 But the Amanda is. He can feel you about it. As she comes over, it's her last weekend in Montauk because her friends, they rented a house for, I guess, just a month. And Kyle's like, so are your friends going to be pissed that you're spending your last night with me? And she's like, no, I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I'm like, oh, you will have no more friends after this show. Yeah. And they say, right now, I cannot feel for Amanda. She's like, um, yeah, I just wanted you to know that like, there's no pressure. I don't need anything for me. I'm like, I don't expect any of these. I'm like, I will figure it out later. I'm like, okay, you just say it. At the wedding. All right, I can't even feel for you anymore, girl. You are doing this to yourself at this point. Yeah, well, I don't think she's even asking us
Starting point is 00:32:35 to feel anything. She seems like she's in it for fun too. So, you know what, God bless. So then, people who were in it for fun don't cry at restaurants. That's true too. So Carl gets into bed because he's just being whiny. I mean, honestly, I know you're on antibiotics and you're sober, but you are acting like you're the first person
Starting point is 00:32:55 who's ever been sober on drunk people. Like get it together, suck it up and enjoy yourself. You can still enjoy yourself even if you're so, but do you not remember anything that Germain Lewis taught us? That was his name, right? We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time. I don't know. I don't ever take my clothes off to have a good time. Clothes off. Germain's doers, like your words.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Germain's doers, time ever. Who takes our clothes off to have a good time? I mean, you can fuck through your jeans, your little jeans slot. Why would you take off your clothes? That sounds crazy to me. At least wear a robe. Well, tell that to Amanda and Lauren,
Starting point is 00:33:28 who took their tops off in the hot tub. Yeah, they're like, boobies. And so, Carl was sleeping Lauren bed. And then he cut to Steven. He's like, by, he literally just drives away. Yeah. He was like, you know what? When the tits come out, I leave.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I'm out. Bye. Bye, that's. Yeah. So Lauren takes her tits off. I mean, her top off and she's like, you know, be funny if I went over to Carl with my shirt off. Like, let me, let's, let's, I'm gonna go to the top of the car.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Carl, Carl, Carl. Here I come, Carl, Carl, Carl. Carl, we're sleeping Carl. Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl. He's like, what? I'm just sleeping right now. You see my tits, Carl? Yeah. You see my tits, Carl? Yeah, I've got tits, Carl. You know, Carl, Carl. He's like, what? Are you sleeping right now? You see my tits, Carl?
Starting point is 00:34:05 Yeah. You see my tits, Carl? Yeah, I've got tits, Carl. You know, like, sleeping? You're barely sleeping? He's like, yes. He's like, OK, I'm going to come to bed right now, Carl. Carl, I'm going to come to bed right now, Carl.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'll be new. I'll be coming to bed. I'll be coming to you, Carl. I'm coming in. Carl, look at my tits. This one, I named this tits, Carl. I named this one, Carl too. Carl, look at Carl and Carl too.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Carl, Carl. So he gets into bed and he's just sleeping. She's like worst day ever None of those words my boobs don't even work at this point. Yeah, and he's like oh I'm like Carl if you didn't want this. He shouldn't have gone to sleep in their in her bed Yeah, so is the quote unquote most comfortable bed like what are you like you're on your you're on antibiotics and therefore you need to sleep like a princess? He's ridiculous. So the next morning they all head back to New York. We forgot to mention that gay asked Carl to go on a gay date. Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:53 But not a date, like a friend date to a gay bar. And Carl's like, yeah, like totally, like gay guys like hit on you all the time. And who doesn't want to be hit on all the time? I'm down. Yeah. Fuck yeah. But I want to be like butch gay not like You know bottom gay. Yeah, he's like I'm not gonna drink a Cosmo I'm gonna drink like a beer that way I can be macho and the gay guys know the back off
Starting point is 00:35:13 I'm like you realize that's gonna make them have bigger erections, right? No kidding the everyone's a bottom. They're all looking for a top. They're like, oh my god Who's ordering a beer like everyone's with their cosmos? Sure to get guys really drink cosmos now. Hey, god, who's ordering a beer? Like everyone's with their cosmos. So sure. Dude, guys really drink cosmos now. Hey, yes, not in 1999 anymore. Only straight girls still drink cosmos. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I'm surprised. Lauren didn't know you do. Surprise Lauren didn't show up at boxers. It's like, Hey, Carl, I hear you like being hit on. Hey, Carl, here I am. Should I take my top off? Carl? Should I be nude? Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl, I'm making it right now. Oh my god, my tits. Order a Cosmetic Tidlin.
Starting point is 00:35:46 You'll get me. That's me right now. Carl, my boobs in your, my boobs in your Cosmo. Carl, Carl. You keep getting in when he's tired. He's just going to be trained to follow sleep every time he sees your tits. You know, be really funny, Carl. If you call your Cosmo a Carl Mo, Carl, is that funny, Carl?
Starting point is 00:36:02 Carl Mo. Hey, Carl, I'm going order you a Carl's month. Carl, you know, your favorite basketball player is probably Carmel Anthony because it sounds like Carl. Carmel, like your cocktail. I mean, I just made that up. It's two drugs and one Carl. Carl, you laughing, Carl? So everybody is back in the city and they're like, look, I'm talking on the phone. I'm in the city. Yeah, I'm on the phone too.
Starting point is 00:36:22 I'm not going to talk about the phone. Okay, we get it. You have jobs. So Carl, I'm at the city. Yeah, I'm on the phone too, I'm on the phone. I'm talking about the phone. Okay, we get it, you have jobs. So Carl goes to the gay bar to meet gay. And Steven's like, okay, well here's my deal. I met this guy six years ago at this crappy hotel bar. And Carl's like, I love crappy hotel bars. Yeah, well, unfortunately he's in Europe and it's like a six year saga. And I love him, but it's like a weird family dynamic thing because he's like a conservative
Starting point is 00:36:53 Republican. And his dad's a politician. He can't come out of the closet. And like at night, he gets really toxic. And I get calls and messages and I can't like pressure on the calm out. But then I can't go through this with him. Carl Carl's like, dude, getting a blowtie on from a guy really isn't that different. I get calls and messages and I can't like pressure on the calm out, but then I can't go through this with them Carl Carl's like dude getting a blow job from a guy really isn't that different
Starting point is 00:37:14 And Lauren steps up it was me Carl all along. Is that funny Carl Carl Carl? Did you see me down there? Yeah, you tricked me with that go T Carl's called makeup Carl Hey, you tricked me with that go T. Carl's called makeup Carl. Yeah, so uh, so basically Steven right conversation. The Carl's like, how so are you gonna drink a Cosmo Paulitan because like, I know that that's what you guys do.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Like when is the Abba coming on? So then curls kind of like trying to be interested, but he can't be because it's like it's weird. So Carl's like, so the guy is like, okay, well, I talked for one minute and 32 seconds in our relationship. I almost spilled the beans about Prince Harry, but I kept it in and okay. Yeah, you're talking about how do you feel about the girl? And he's like, well, you know, she's like really smart and she knows what she wants,
Starting point is 00:38:09 but it's not really my style. He goes, he says she's really intellectual and she knows what she wants and I'm not used to that. Yeah, the terrible qualities. qualities. Awkward tongue on the roof is mouth-like. So Lindsay and Christina, Christina is sitting in the living room on her, you know, most likely I've paid for a MacBook since she got quit fired. It's a sudden death quit fire challenge. So did you mean to get fired? Did you mean to make this laptop so spicy, Christina? Well, I'm just trying to add some salt for you, Patma. So Lindsay's like, wow, so wow. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Like the interns are almost here. Christina is livid. She is probably writing fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck on her laptop. Secret. Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. Oh, she goes, I thought I was clear yesterday
Starting point is 00:39:08 that I wasn't gonna do that after what you said to me on Saturday night. And then she goes, I left that conversation thinking that it would be fine. And Christina goes, why would you think that when I never said that and you never asked me that? And then she's like, uh, because Lindsey just assumed that because everything would be I think
Starting point is 00:39:26 as Lindsey had this strange logic in her head that because they made it true. And because Christina's a lot back in the house, therefore the interns are are by implication a lot back loud into the living room. I don't think she even thought they were allowed. I think she's doing this thing because of mommy issues, which I'm not even making fun of because that's a real thing. But I think she's got this thing where of mommy issues, which I'm not even making fun of, because that's a real thing. But I think she's got this thing where Christina's
Starting point is 00:39:47 like the bad cop mom, because Christina really is mommy like. And I think she's just like pushing boundaries with her mom. And then when she leaves, she's gonna be like, yeah, just like my mom, and then cry. Yeah. Watch, it's my prediction. Well, they are bickering and Katie, the third roommate,
Starting point is 00:40:04 has to come into mediate. And Lindsay, of course, is like, see, Katie doesn't mind other interns. She's a good friend. She supports me and Katie's like, well, you did an insult Katie and threatened to get her kicked out of the Summer House next weekend. So a little different.
Starting point is 00:40:18 You just do it. See you next Tuesday. And Katie's like, you guys have to communicate. So great. What do you think they're doing doing they are communicating. That's the problem. They need to not communicate. So then in the middle of all this, the interns arrive. And so there's like a little girly army shows up. These are the girls I couldn't make it.
Starting point is 00:40:41 These are the ones that couldn't get into Bethany's office. I'm gonna hang on. These are the ones that couldn't get into Bethany's office. Oh, it's like the future was a matter and what's what's happening? What's going on? What's happening? It's a matter. So Christina's like, oh my God, all these fucking girls.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I mean, I'm not, they think I'm just sitting around painting my nails, but I'm writing. Like I need to make calls, I need to like write stuff. Like you need to work in your apartment. Really? How interesting. Well the difference but she her rate. She was massing her rage so much her face was turning shiny with anger and I have been there because she knows She's like she doesn't want to take it on the interns. It's not the interns fault But it's the principle. It's the principle that Lindsay
Starting point is 00:41:24 Did not ask and didn't ask the first time. And then one and then sprung it on on her and is just not thinking about Christina's feelings. And this is the way Lindsey always is. And she and like, you know that right now, Christina is mad because she's trying to do her work and she can't even do her work because she's so angry about the whole situation. And she's angry that she's angry about the situation. I've been there. I have been there so hard. Well, I think it's time for her to take her own advice and go down to the goddamn Starbuck.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Well, I agree too. I agree too. At that point, you go down the Starbuck, but it still will take like an hour and a half to even be able to be productive at that point because you're so angry that you had to be displaced because no one was thinking about you. So, you go girl. Go, Greasy. So then Lindsay, go. So then Lindsay, so they're sitting there,
Starting point is 00:42:14 Christina is trying to write her article about who knows what and Lindsay's there with all her interns or just like scattered everywhere. And she's like, okay girls, let's talk about pitches. Let's talk about like, okay here's an angle. like there's not a lot of places in New York today to get frozen cocktails and Christina of course can't help herself. She's like, um, there's not a lot of places to get frozen cocktails. What about frozen margaritas? Am I right everyone? Right? Lindsay is so mad. She's like, you know, when I thought about opening
Starting point is 00:42:45 up my own business, I wasn't thinking about Christina interrupting me. I'm like, what do you think you're doing, bitch? What do you think you're doing? She wasn't in my dreams. So this is crazy. But I just, I mean, I did have dreams about interns on stools around my Aki kitchen table.
Starting point is 00:43:00 But like Christina being there, it's like, it's not crazy when dreams like three carbs. I just love Christina's minor victories is you know putting a kibosh on Lindsay's pitch for the frozen frozen cocktail ankle. Um, it's called a frozen ice cream pizza bitch. I like that she's like I'm starting my own company. I'm a maven. Okay guys, pizza beach cocktail machines. Go. I do. Was that what was called pizza beach? Yeah. Oh no. Okay. Here we have people that pizza beach. Okay. Browsing cocktails. Okay. Here's the angle. There's not a lot of pizza in New York City. Okay. Let's think about that. Because you know, it's like, oh my god, you're the biggest eater I've ever met in my life. I can't believe I live with you. I've literally got a doucheur nose in the freezer.
Starting point is 00:43:46 I'm not talking about doucheur nose, okay. Okay. You guys, pizza beach. When you want to go out and you want to have a frozen cocktail, you want to go to the beach where there's pizza. What if you want a cocktail that tastes like a pizza? Okay, what if you take a pepperoni, you blend it up and you put it in a margarita machine. Frozen pepperoni cocktail at the beach with the pizza.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Okay, girls, bright it. I literally had that last night for dinner. So it's not anything new. Shut up, Christina. Christina's laptop is smoking with rage. She's just typing so angrily, just like, ASTF, ASTF, ASTF. Query finally showed Christina go do what she should have done in the first place, which is go to her room and shut the door. Now, really was it that hard? Oh my goodness. I agree. Christina could have just...
Starting point is 00:44:33 It wasn't the issue was not like remedying the situation because Christina could have fixed it in many different ways. It was the principal. I totally get it. I totally get it. I totally get it. I totally get it. I just it's like that petty bullshit life. They have spent now three weeks of their life on this for a six hour moment in time. You know, so great to me. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Pick your battles. But this is the petty shit that I love watching on TV because this is the stuff I relate to. Yeah, I do too. We just talked about it for a damn half an hour. because this is the stuff I relate to. Yeah, I do too. We just talked about it for a damn half an hour. But seriously, frozen cocktails. Frozen cocktails? Pizza beach. Pizza beach.
Starting point is 00:45:12 So it's a beach is the worst name ever for a place. It really is. It's like a beach made of pizza. Yeah, it sounds uncomfortable, sticky. I don't want to eat the pizza after people have been walking all over it, you know? Yeah. Pizza beach. So back at the beach after people have been walking all over it, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:26 It's a bit. So back at the beach without pizza, the non-peat speech. It's time for a bonfire and sluddy Jacqueline is back. Yay. And it's hilarious to me because Jacqueline is so unabashedly sluddy, but she's like, I just teased people, so I'm not really a slut. Right. Okay, Jacqueline. So Jacqueline comes and at first it's like, oh well Jacqueline's a nice girl. It's not nice to sluts shame a girl who hasn't really even done anything slutty.
Starting point is 00:45:52 You like she has a good talent. Yeah, you know. So the twins are at a dinner with their family, right? Yeah, the twins excuse that. No, no, no, no, here. So everyone's gathering for the bonfire. The twins excuse me. No, no, no, no, no. So everyone's gathering for the bonfire. The twins excuse themselves, because they have to go meet their family.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Meanwhile, at the bonfire, everyone's hanging around, and Carl just starts blatantly flirting with Jacqueline, like, I'm gonna hold your hand, because she was just in Greece. And they're like, so, Jacqueline, did you have sex in Greece? And she's like, no, I didn't even like, I didn't even like hold someone's hand. And then Carl's like, yeah, I didn't even like, I didn't even like hold someone's hand. And then Carl's like, yeah, you can hold my hand.
Starting point is 00:46:28 We can do all the things you didn't get to do in Greece. And she's like, ah. So of course, for steam, it's like, basically, Jacqueline is an intern and we're sitting in my living room right now. Yeah, Christina is shooting serious hate eyes. Christina, it's great. Because whenever the editors cut to Christina
Starting point is 00:46:48 three times in a row, you know something's about to happen. You know it's like, hey guys, look at Christina, here she goes, she's getting ready, she's getting ready. But we'll put a pin on that because the twins do go out with their parents and they have a huge family and they all look the same and Everyone's wearing chokers and and they're and they're stepped ad looks like Mike Pence, which I thought was strange. So They they are there at a sex stream about Mike Pence. Okay. They're I said it keep going
Starting point is 00:47:18 It's time I didn't say I had to admit it. I had it's fine. It's fine. I was asleep. It's fine. Get a huge one He he he was he was attractive in his youth. Um, so, uh, so the twang is youth. You mean 67. Who is you 67? How old is he? I don't know. I'm guessing. I'm guessing. Either way, um, uh, so the twins are there and the moms like, so tell me about the boy and just she's like, wow, Carl, well, I think he's gonna get proposed to me tonight. So we just have to play at Realical Mom.
Starting point is 00:47:51 Oh, this is so awkward. It's just was all happening at the same time. The other stuff was happening. And the mom's like, cool mom. She's like, oh, I just wanna meet the boy. Hey guys, remember when we were kids? And I would take out my tid at the stoplight. I would take both of them out sometimes. So our mom is crazy. Like, it was stuff and I would take out my tid at the stoplight. I'll take both of them out sometimes
Starting point is 00:48:05 So our mom is crazy like it was stuff. I would like take out our tips at the stoplight And people would pass us and be like is that really happening right now? It was a really it there basically were like a sitcom family You know, they got the the twin sisters You got the other girl who's like 20 who's just trying to like establish her Adult look a little bit. You got the gay son. You got the little kid. You got the other girl who's like 20 who's just trying to like establish her Adult look a little bit you got the gay son you got the little kid you got the stepdad you got the crazy mom I'd watch and then you've got the twins like one of them's married and then the other one's not so they're like oh Well, yeah, you're all you get all the guys don't you they just love you. I didn't want gonna marry you any one of them interested in marrying
Starting point is 00:48:44 Why don't I have to be just like my sister just be successful with my family? It's not like not all about a guy. Am I right Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl was here. Carl. I wonder what Carl will think. Can you confirm? Can you confirm? Carl, if you confirm, say nothing. Carl? Carl? So it's being of Carl back at the campsite. They have to figure out their sleeping arrangements because you know it's like not the beds are all weird and there's like everyone's there this weekend And so Carl announces that he and Jacqueline are gonna sleep in the same bed At which point Christine is eyes are just like about to pop out of her head
Starting point is 00:49:16 And then we cut to the twins entering the house and again Lauren as if they walk in Lauren's like Carl Carl hello. Hello. Hello. Hello anyone Carl, Carl, hello, hello, hello, hello anyone? Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl. And the music, the music was like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, No one's here.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Okay, music, thanks. So then the, the, the, the bonfire gang is now in the van. And they're driving home and Christina goes to Carl. Be careful. And Carl is like, you want to say it to the van. And she's like, no. You better, you can say it to the van. I haven't done anything wrong.
Starting point is 00:49:58 And so Christina is fine. Well, you don't cross a work as lightly. And he's like, I haven't done anything wrong. And you can see Jacqueline is now starting to feel uncomfortable. So Christina has actually, as far as I can tell, it looks like Christina has effectively cock blocked. Even though Carl is saying he's not doing anything wrong, you can see that now Jacqueline probably
Starting point is 00:50:17 is feeling a girl code situation. I didn't see that on Jacqueline's face at all, actually. I saw like a huge smile and then she started kissing his feet, which were up between the foot. So I may be able to see that. But either way, I thought, I thought I saw her being like, yeah, bitch, but also we didn't mention that at the bonfire at one point, she's like, ever at your so tall, I would like climb you like a tree. I thought it starts laughing.
Starting point is 00:50:40 And then Carl's like, I would treat the fuck out of you. Yes. That's what in Christina was like si I would treat the fuck out of you. Yes, that's right. And Christina was like sipping my drink, sipping my drink. Yeah. So the thing that was annoying to me was that Carl was like, I haven't done anything wrong. I'm single. I'm not in relationship with Lauren.
Starting point is 00:50:56 I can do whatever I want, but then he turns to Christina, he goes, but you should probably be quiet about this because the smartest one in the room is the one who's quiet. So shut the fuck up. I'm like, be quiet. You be quiet about this because the smartest one in the room is the one who's quiet. So shut the fuck up. I'm like, be quiet, you be quiet, Carl. Yeah, Carl, if you're gonna do this, commit to it, don't make Christina be quiet about it.
Starting point is 00:51:12 That's the consequence of your action. Yeah, you're a jerk. You're a jerk, Carl. Also hot. And we got a Carl butt shot this episode and we got an Everett butt shot. Both wonderful smooth butts. I didn't see that for this butt shot. I missed Everett's butt shot. Yeah, they both got a butt shot. Both wonderful smooth butts. So thank you for this butt shot.
Starting point is 00:51:25 I missed Everett's butt shot. Yeah, they both got a butt shot. Lots of butts. Lots of smooth, really white butts. Yeah, it was like a box worst fest of the butts. All the whiteness. Yeah, the whiteness. Let's wrap it up, Bamb.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Well, we made it to the end of the episode. How about that? Everyone, thanks for listening. Thanks for another wonderful week of watching Craft Bans. A member to follow us on our social media platform, including on New Instagram page. And, uh, we'll, we'll see you on Monday for more goodness. Bye, everyone. Bye, everybody! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us
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