Watch What Crappens - #389 SummerHouse: Oh How the Worm Has Interned
Episode Date: February 11, 2017The Great Intern War of 2017 rages on! "Summer House" continues to revel in the most petty arguments, and that's what we love about it. This week, Cristina and Lindsaaaaaay escalate their f...eud, leading to a possible Summer House BAN. Drama! Oh, and don't forget the latest romantic entanglements with Carl? Carl? Carl? So fun. Also, Crappens Mailbag!! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:35 - Crappens Mailbag 00:11:45 - Summer House See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey Ronnie.
Hi baby.
Hi.
We made it to Friday.
We sure did. I love a Friday. We sure did.
I love a Friday, y'all.
You know, one thing we haven't mentioned all week long,
is that Bravo Changes logo?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
In fact, it happened about 40 minutes
into our Tuesday episode.
It was unveiled.
What does it look like?
So it's still got like that talk box, but the talk box is
more like a, it's a little bit more modular. It's like a rectangle with a little triangle
at the bottom. And the font is different. Font is sort of like blocking angular, hard
to say. But that's, that's the way it looks. Oh, there you go. Thanks a lot, jerks. Yeah.
Thanks jerks. Thanks jerks for changing a lov-ed, jerks. Yeah, thanks jerks. Thanks jerks for changing your love it.
Beloved logo.
Yeah, well, we're not changing ours.
So we're just gonna be the old Bravo logo, yeah, bastards.
That is correct.
So anyway, that's what's new with Bravo.
Yeah.
That's literally new Bravo.
But our way is now. Literally, literally new Bravo. But literally it's now, man.
Literally, literally as new.
Well, they were just talking Vanderpump rules and I was talking about a lady sitting at
the bar watching Katie and Tom's date and I looked at it and I was like, oh my God,
that's my friend Robin.
And so I texted my friend Robin with the picture and I was like, is that you?
And then she's like, no, I felt bad.
You know, there's my go.
One thing we didn't talk about on Monday
is that during top chef during the Big Hat brunch,
there was one woman over the shoulder of Dominic Ansel
who was just staring down the camera every time
to cut to him.
And it was my favorite thing, and I totally forgot
to mention it, but wow she was out of control
Lord anything else we forgot this week. What else did we do wrong this week?
While we were recording that top chef episode
It was announced that Dominic Ansel is bringing the Corona to Los Angeles. So see it just like things are happening breaking news all the time
I guess what Dominic Ansel.
This is so crazy.
But the corona is already here.
So you're wasting your time.
This just in Dominic Ansel can go fuck himself.
Yeah.
This just in Dominic Ansel apparently does not have help and is not
read my glowing reviews of tasty donuts.
Chromins.
So get it together, Dominic.
Yeah, yeah, this just in, Dominic Ansel has been dropped down to cupcake wars.
Say out of our top chef.
Oh, Lord.
So today is a summer house, but it's also Friday, so before we get into summer house,
why don't we do the crap and smell bad?
Oh, yeah. And uh, crap and smell bad. I guess you met as many of you know is our weekly
segment where we take in some questions and comments from the listeners. Uh, and I'm
proud to say that we have some really good ones in the bag.
All right, let's get to them. I love me. Thumbnail, bang. Yeah, there's some really really good ones.
Let's do one that's topical for the moment because we always get to them like three weeks later and
they're not topical anymore. So this is from Delizaddi who she basically says, how would Giner
respond to the explosive conversation between the big Cheeto in the White House and the Australian Prime Minister?
How would Gina explain it?
No, how would she respond? How would she respond to be? Because you heard about this, right?
Yeah, for Donald Trump. For those of you who don't know, Donald Trump had a fiery phone call with the strongest prime minister a few days ago.
And so how would Gina handle that situation?
I think she'd be like, hello there, Mr. Trump. It's me, Gina.
I'm exolidated to talk to you. Congrats on your new brain.
It's very difficult. I know what it's like trying to change your brand I
was selling shoes now I'm selling the scent that smells like cardboard so I
understand the change in direction there congratulations sir you know sir I
think you're making a lot a lot of rash changes right now and I think what you
have to do is you have to listen to what all the ladies are saying you're not listening sir sir you're not even listening you're like an Eddie experts sir
you got a problem with immigration you ought to talk to my good pal Lydia she stole
an attailed from Vietnam turns her into a maid if you're gonna do some good that's where to do it sir
you know what I said to mr. Trump? I said, listen Mr. Trump, get off this phone call,
write this instance, and you know what he did?
He got right off this phone call.
I said, excuse me, he's President Trump.
I can't talk about this any further
because I gotta go watch myself on celebrity print,
just, I mean, I gotta go have a cake.
And then he said, guess what?
I started celebrity print, and I said, guess what? I started celebrity printers. And I said, guess what?
I brought the ratings.
And it got very tasty.
Celebrity of printers hasn't been the same since our lift either.
The ratings went down.
I could tell them of social metrics.
And when Donald Trump starts yelling at her
and getting all out of 2D, she'd just be like,
sit down, you have to like a sit down. You know, I'm talking with Lionel Richie.
Lionel Richie said he's not impressive what you're doing.
And I said, you gotta fix it, Donald.
Donald, we should meet in the middle of the road here.
We're all brands with one name, me, Gina.
Lionel is Lionel.
And here, the Donald, why you gotta try and be so special
with your verb?
You know what you need, Donald?
You know, it's stopped worrying about all the people
who make and fun of you.
You gotta be more fearless.
That's why you gotta take on my new column for me
and Impavito, not to be confused
with the anti-brain eating amoeba medication called impavito not to be confused with the anti brain eating amoeba medication
called impavito. Although both would do you well. I feel like Gina is not really less scary.
Yeah. At least I feel like a Gina were our president. Probably the same things would be
happening, but at least you would look fabulous doing it. You know, I think I wear it on top of my other wig. Two weeks, double wigs.
What are you gonna say about that? The heavy news at the Oval Office smells like cardboard
now. It's because my in Bavito. Okay, so the next question is, can you, this is from Rachel, who says, can you two please
do a rendition where Tom and Katie are in the law office of PK and Doreet, and then she
says, long time listener, first time patron, Rachel, PR, Rachel, who, oh, Rachel, PR, Rachel, who is dying to have you come to Atlanta XO
I'm not sure what that means, but either way. Yeah, Rachel per Rachel Rachel per Rachel
We're confused, but either way Rachel. Thank you for being a first-time list first-time patron long-time listener
Thank you. So yeah holler holler. so Tom Schwartz and Katie are in the law
offices of p.k. and Dorit which is already on its own an interesting situation
so look at you coming on in here Miss Katie aren't you trendy aren't you a
trendy girl look at you so trendy and cute I mean this is supposed to be a
special day for me and you're kind of casting a dark shadow on a pk
What didn't mean to kiss the dark shadow?
I think if you've got a problem here, it's like I always say there's nothing that boy George can't fix he lives with me, you know
Yeah, so I just bought a box of chicklets and God is thinking that maybe we should get a prenup. I mean, I don't know.
I spent a lot of money on it.
Well, tell you one good thing about a prenup.
You never forget to pretend your husband's handsome for the day.
That's for sure.
Um, I don't know why you would say that because like, it's not like my husband's not handsome.
So the fact that you would say that to eat is kind of like rude.
And I don't know. I mean, I just, I'm like a nice person and I feel like you're just like not being nice right
now. Mmm, Kati might be a little drunk right now. Such a vaginal I see.
What sir, it's your stomach hanging over your sweater it just looks like that sometimes.
I'm telling everyone. K Katie, you know what you
remind me of? You remind me of a big farmer stand full of iceberg lettuce. Why am I getting
that sense, Katie? I'm farmer stand full of iceberg lettuce. She would bring some iceberg
lettuce in there. Well, she's got a claimant for the pre-nut. You'd be like, you know what
you need before you're wetting a workout. like I did one time with the gigantic woman named
Ross. Remember that? Remember that to read. Oh, I'm terribly sorry, but I just, I simply
don't remember why you're even here in the first place. Oh, did you need some panties to cover
that pretty little purse? It's not that pretty, is it? It's not pretty at all. Is it Katie? Oh,
poor thing bless your heart. Oh, good. Nothing would ever get done in this office. Nothing, nothing at all.
Let's just wrap it up for today with a mail-in. Wrap it up, you'll have questions, and we'll get back to them next week.
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So guess what, it's a warehouse.
I am into this show.
I am like, I am all hands on deck for the docket.
Yeah, I'm really liking this show too.
I think it's such a fun change from what I thought it was going to be.
Yeah.
It's just like the widest people in the world.
It's like parting and fighting about the widest things I've ever seen on TV.
Yeah, I think it's been a slow build, but it's now reached that point.
I think if you were to come in now, you would say this show sucks, but if you've been watching
it for like four or five episodes, like we have, we are now into it, and I am like into all the drama, and this episode begins right
where the last one left off. They're good for that. Every single episode is always where
the last one leaves off, and where the last one left off, they were all leaving this party,
and everyone was drunk, and they're, and Everett and Lindsay were making fun of Christina,
and they're in the back of this car now,ett and Lindsay and of course Everett is the master of
a 1980s put down he's like, oh you're such a geek Lindsay. Oh god. I was like, I've got to point out
every week this show opens with somebody else narrating the previous days you know when it's Kyle
he's like, yeah, and then we got wasted and then the twins got mad.
And this week it was the twins turn.
And it was the best opening ever because it was just a twins talking over each other.
Well, first there was Carl.
Yeah, there was Carl.
What about Carl?
Yeah, Carl.
Carl did something.
Kyle had a mark.
So, I was crazy.
I think they can get to me.
They're not going to get to me.
No, Matt's going to get to me.
Yeah, not to my sister. Uh-uh, not to me, not to you. Cross on to
I was.
Tossed.
Tossed.
Toss.
So just at that opening, I was like, yes, it's going to be a great episode. It's a good
sign when the twins open it. Yeah. So if it's like, sure, you're such a geek, Lindsay.
God.
I'm turning them to show. I get that. They're wasted. Just wasted.
And so she kind of like puts her hand on his face and pushes it away and you can see him
get pissed.
He's like, he's like, God, why the geek punched me?
God.
She's like, that's really, this region me.
And then he like throws some water on her, which this is bravo.
I mean, that's assault.
Oh, I didn't see him throw water on her. I don't her. I got a water bottle and he kind of tossed water on her
and say, that was rude. He's like, you're an academy forever. You're a geek. And so the twins are like, oh, God, when they're fighting, like, they don't make sense when they're sober, but like, even drunk, like, they're making me less sense when they're drunk. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, when they're sober, like, that don't make sense. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's they're drunk. Yeah, it's crazy. Like when they're sober, that don't make sense.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Yeah, that's what I said.
They're not sober, they're not sober.
It basically is a slow motion fight
because it's semi-playful, sparring,
and we can see it's gonna start going down a path
and sure enough they get back to the house
and everyone's like, what'd you hit me? This the house and it's like, why'd you hit me?
This is the army vet being like, why'd you hit me?
This is reminiscent of Real World San Diego when that girl Robyn slapped a soldier on the
shoulder and then he had her arrested.
Well, like the Real World Los Angeles, when David pulled a blanket off of Tammy and it was
like rape.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a huge thing about rape and it was like rape. Oh, yeah, it's
a huge thing about rape and all this crap. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So basically he was the Tammy
of this episode. Yeah. And she is so, yeah, you're that's crazy. You're going to be on
this and shut up. You fucking idiot. Yeah. I'm not going to put up with your horse ship
much longer. I mean, while they're doing that, I love, gonna put up with your horse shit much longer
Yeah, I mean while while they're doing that. I love you know Carl Sober Carl who is like the biggest downer. He's in bed and and Lindsay
Lindsay right no Lauren Lauren goes into
When goes into Carl's room and she goes oh Carl Carl. Oh, you're here. What are you doing Carl Carl? What are you doing?
I just love Carl's I don't feel good. I just want to sleep.
Sleep in my bed, Carl. So much comfortable bed in the house, Carl.
Go ahead. Carl, you're here. Carl, oh, you're here.
Carl, you want to sleep in Lawrence bed, Carl? Carl, you want to be the bed?
Lauren, you want to be one Carl sitting your bed?
Yeah, and she didn't get the hint that things were really going bad with Carl when he went into her bed without the
I mask and ear plugs that she
Yes, that's a bad sign and also Carl you don't get to complain about people being noisy when you have ear plugs and an
I mask and you refuse to wear them. She is trying to help you Carl
Exactly so then Lindsay goes off to rooms and then everyett starts going up to Christina for all this all the the same crap the intern crap and I loved Christina
She was like, I'm not gonna let him talk to me the way he talks to Lindsay. I actually respect myself. I was like, oh
It's like he was saying Lindsay said I was fired for my job, but isn't true. It is not. No, it's not. No, it's not
Car car Kyle is telling Everett.
He's like, do you just sleep for alone?
He's like, leave it up to him to be like calling his girlfriend a stupid slut.
And then turning around like, how dare you talk about my girlfriend?
Yeah. Yeah, efforts are efforts.
Yeah, efforts like a piece of work.
So after this whole like sloppy end of the night, it's then the morning and, um,
people are just like chattering around the house.
The Christina is bitching to Steven about Everett and Lindsey.
I mean, while Lindsey is telling Everett, like, I laugh yow, I laugh yow.
Yeah.
Man, they really showed her like straddling him like she was naked.
Yeah.
So they're just like, it's like, wow, the editors on this show were watching a lot of mediocre fucking yeah
And a lot of a lot of really bad white dancing too. I like to add
Both awkward as they as the other and the twins of course are engaging in their usual like morning curious
Curiosity's hey, Ash are you wearing that floral dress?
Are you leaving that on?
Ash, Ash can wear the floral dress.
Show us where flowers for Carl.
Yeah, maybe I'm going to wear flowers.
I'm going to go home.
I'm excited to go home.
Are you excited for me to go home?
I'm excited to go home.
I like flowers.
Let me see, Brad.
Should we get to just the trees on it too?
She got branches leaves.
Like eyeliner.
I like eyeliner.
It's like nature.
Right, it's like eyeliner.
Do you put eyeliner on the dress?
Yeah, I like the flower shape.
Do you like my flowers? I'm going to love my flower dress. This color put island on the dress? The island on a flower shape? Do you like that?
That's gonna allow my flower dress.
This color, like, what if I don't wear my flower dress?
I don't know what to do.
So who comes in and talks to them?
Someone makes a mistake of coming in.
Oh, Kyle.
Kyle makes a mistake of coming into these two
chirping at each other.
And uh.
Kyle, I love you, Sim Carl.
Kyle, you're Sim Carl.
Kyle, you're Sim Carl.
Kyle, are you Kyle or Carl?
Kyle.
Hey, Kyle, where's Carl?
Kyle, did Carl sit by Kyle?
Kyle, who is she talking to?
Meanwhile, the gay is like just tied to the group.
I'm so over at.
So, Christina, was she talking to him? Christina was talking to Chris. I'm foul. All right. So Christina, was she talking to him?
The gay guy was talking to Steven.
And I love that someone tweeted us and said,
I feel like Steven is just playing his own personal game
with big brother in this house.
And then Steven responded.
And he was like, I nominate you, Lindsay, an effort for eviction.
Yeah.
And Christine is just going off on him.
She's like, can you believe it?
And then Everett comes in after me wasted.
And I am tired of hiding.
Okay.
I will have a conversation with both.
Great.
I'm tired of hiding.
I'm sure like Christine has been like, I'm so afraid to speak.
She's like, and then in the middle of the night, Everett came in and stabbed my air mattress.
I kept telling you about beat Vietnam.
I was like, you weren't even in that war, Everett, go to bed. my air mattress. My back is telling you about beat Vietnam.
I was like, you weren't even in that war ever.
Go to bed.
Calling me a Viet Cong.
No one is going to call me Viet Cong.
I did not get fired from being a Viet Cong.
He got so mad at me when I said I love Miss Saigon.
I'm like, it's a musical ever.
Bag of helicopter.
I'm a stranger. What do you have against Leo Salonga, okay?
It's her on me and it's me.
He must choose.
I am not some girl from long ago.
You know that she's was actually Steven's response. Wow.
So let's see.
So Ashley, yeah, oh, sorry.
So Ashley's gonna be going into California
to visit Brad, Brad.
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
Brad, Brad, Brad.
Brad, Brad, Brad, Carl.
If you met Brad, Brad Carl.
And the big thing is that everyone's
gonna go wine tasting today.
So, yeah, everyone's in the kitchen and Everett says,
Stephen, so Stephen, what'd you do last night?
Stephen's like, I thought about all the different ways
I could drive off of a cliff and die.
That's what I did.
I thought of like the slowest ways to kill myself.
I was thinking about how long it would take me to die if I just flung myself into the
pool and just stayed there.
So they're leaving and across Christina and Everett's like, who cares?
Yeah.
And Carl, by the way, he's like, I can't believe like the next day no one acts like anything
happened.
Like, what is this?
And like Carl, that's what you do.
Do you realize that's what you spent the entire season doing, hooking up with girls
and the next day acting like nothing happened?
Yeah, Carl.
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Carl's not really masking his asshole inside. And it's a shame because he comes across
as being so lovely, I think. But then he gets really crappy. Yeah, but he's just then when
he stings, he's like really stinging. Yeah. So they get to the wine country and let me see.
Oh, so Christine is like, Lindsay,
before you have too much to drink, we should talk.
Which I love.
I love that she just like opens up the dialogue
with just an underhand or an alcoholic.
Yeah.
And then Lindsay is doing that.
So were things she does?
Or she's like, what?
Well, I mean, what?
Okay, well, okay, well, talk.
I mean, okay, talk.
Okay.
So I mean, I'm not going to pretend that like nothing happened
and everything's okay.
And Lindsay goes, yeah, well, okay, I won't either.
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
And then she's like, well, you said I was you said I got fired. And it's well, okay, it's only like, oh, I won't either. What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah, and then she's like, well, you said I was you said I got fired and it's well, okay,
I'll find like, oh, I'm like, no, I left. I'm like, okay, so you were fired. No, no, I quit. Okay,
you quit because you were fired. No. And Christine is like, I don't appreciate you saying that
stuff in public because you know, that's my reputation. Reputation means everything. And Lindsay's like,
I was talking to you and you know, I don't get it. I'm like, bitch, there was talking to y'all and y'all alone.
I don't get it.
I'm like, bitch, there was a camera in your face.
And she goes, I mean, you were fired, let go, crap.
Well, it's a matter.
Like, you leave a job, you leave a job.
I mean, it totally doesn't matter.
Whether you're fired, whether you quit, whether you're like,
bye, whether you're like putting your notice,
they put a notice, like, however it happens,
I mean, whatever.
Yeah, I mean, who cares about your reputation?
By the way, that I mentioned,
I'm starting my own PR company.
And then, it seems like, well, you're inviting
the interns open, I don't appreciate that.
And Lindsay's like, oh, I'm sorry,
I have like two hours I forgot to tell you about the interns.
Like, listen, revisionist history.
Yeah, but not so fast.
Yeah, but not so fast.
Like, she has such a terrible way.
Like, this is why she never gets her way
It's probably why she was fired from her job because she doesn't just say something in a normal way she goes
Well, well Lindsay. I was gonna let the interns come over tomorrow, but not now. Yeah, that was
That was also that was like made up on the spot
I decided five seconds ago. Let the interns the interns come in, but not anymore.
Okay.
Look at the, we're holding.
My interns aren't welcome.
So then you're not welcome next week because you're a guest.
She's like, you're a bitch.
You can't do that.
I'm just a calm.
I'm gonna ask the other renters because you're a renter.
And she goes, and you're a bitch.
I'm like, you're both right.
And it was so, I was like, I love that the stupid intern fight,
which Lindsay should have given up a long time ago.
I love that it's a set to the point
where Christina is about to get iced out of the entire house.
So, then it's like emergency house round just meeting.
Right now, house round just meeting, everyone.
House round is meeting.
And then my favorite is that, so they gather and Lauren goes this is the right quote
She goes don't worry Carl. It won't be long
Carl Carl you nervous Carl. He'll be sure Carl Carl
Don't go like I will take my cheese plate and I will go over there and
Christina's like what I can't sit here. She's like no. It's a renter's meaning rental
guest get out So she has to go away
well it helps us guest you what they want everyone's so upset that they have to be at this stupid
meeting it's supposed to be a fun day and Lindsay's like abolished that up I made up a lie and like
she got fired to let go or whatever like whatever you call it fired quit quit. Okay. So I can't have interns in my house.
So if I can't have interns,
then I don't want it to come out next weekend.
I'm like, there's a reason you're not a lawyer
because you know this is not how you praise it.
And Steven's like, I literally don't care.
This meeting is interrupting my winery experience.
It's like this is getting in the way
if my shaved meat.
So then meanwhile, yeah, meanwhile,
Christina and effort are sitting at a little table with Karl.
And Christina's like, do you remember our conversation last night? Do you want to apologize?
And then we're like, no, you geek.
He's like, good morning, Vietnam.
She's like, hey, snap to it.
This is map two, you're the winery.
He's like, sure.
Last time I saw these fields. They were on fire.
Who? All right. And Carl's like, Carl's like, I'm trying to enjoy myself with this winery.
You guys just keep on fighting about the same things over and over. I'm gonna go over here.
Like, good one, Carl. You really showed them. Yeah, Carl just keeps moving around. He's like,
well, you never know when a pussy is gonna be on a bench. So I'm gonna go try that one.
He's like, well, you never know when a pussy is going to be on a bench.
So I'm going to go try that one.
Christopher. A lot of people have told Everest telling Christina she's an asshole and she's like,
well, look, Everest, I'm not going to be run over by trains.
She said something.
And if you want papers from somebody, you have to be nice to them.
And he goes, Oh, well, make sure she hits the nice meter and seven next time.
Like, yeah, that actually would be appreciated.
That's usually it works.
You should try to hit the nice meter at seven.
I don't know.
It's like that.
So then, I'll make sure she hits the nice meter and seven, all right?
So then, the renters all shoot down Lindsay.
They're like, yeah, this really isn't our issue.
And we actually like Rosina.
So yeah, we're not, we want her to come back.
So it's like, okay.
So then Linda, so I'm trying to like,
we're not gonna do this.
Yeah, I can't do this.
Like yarn and roller coaster, right?
Be on a roller coaster.
I don't have a ticket for a roller coaster to you.
I don't have a ticket for a roller coaster.
I'm not going to wear a roller coaster.
It's Carl's haul enough.
Carl, you're selling off for the roller coaster, right?
Carl, are you gonna go on a roller coaster?
Carl, you're gonna set out.
Do you have a driver on me? Carl? Carl has cheese plate. They don't're selling off for the poster, right? Carl, are you gonna go on a roller coaster? Carl comes down. Do you ever drive a meat?
Carl.
Carl has cheese plate.
They don't let cheese plate down roller coaster.
Sorry.
Carl, I got a little cheese.
Let me get some fun.
Let's call Brad.
Brad, do you want to go on a roller coaster?
Brad hates roller coaster.
Carl's gonna go on a roller coaster.
Oh, Carl got fun.
Okay, wait.
You're putting powdered sugar on your funnel cake, Carl.
Carl.
Far as well.
He putting powdered sugar on your funnel cake.
So then Lindsay goes over to Christina and they have this really terrible apology
situation where Lindsay is like, well, I apologize for my delivery.
I apologize for not articulating properly that you quit even though you were fired.
She's like, no, oh, sorry. I apologize that you quit even though you were fired. She's like, no.
Oh, sorry.
I apologize that you were terminated.
No.
I don't want to point out.
Yeah, the word's really sorry that they like had a box waiting for you,
full of your staplers and staff.
So sorry, is that what I should have said?
I'm sorry you were escorted out of the building with an armed guard.
But I guess that's what happens when you're bad at your job
You just see her and Lindsay's like, well, what is I'm sorry, so
What do you want to do? Like what are you gonna do now? She's like, well, thank you for admitting that you're wrong and that I quit
So I don't say is that how I worded it. I miss worded it again, then
it. So I don't say it's a hard word to do. I miss word it again, man. So she goes, all right, Lindsay, let's just find a way to move on. And
Lindsay goes, okay. So then Kyle starts drunkenly running around the venue or the venue or whatever. It's like, bro! Bro!
You're killing it in the grapes, bro!
What a geek!
And then the next little tip bubbles up, which is hilarious to me, because now Lauren,
she sits down with Stephen and she's like, I just feel like you're in Carl,
just sort of have like a little boys club, like it's like you're in Carl, like Stephen and Carl,
the Stephen and Carl show, like boys club.
Like, well, I feel like you're just like excluding me, like why are you excluding me? Like, I just feel like it's getting, and Stephen's like Steven and Carl. The Steven and Carl show, like boys club. Like I feel like you're just like excluding me.
Like why are you excluding me?
Like I just feel like this, and Steven's like,
I've only known you for like five weeks.
And she's like, yeah, but you've only known Carl for five weeks.
Like what the deal?
Like why are you excluding me?
Why are you excluding me?
And his way of responding to her is to go off with Carl.
You guys like, I'm going over there with Carl.
You're excluding me.
It was like seventh grade, like you can't sit with us.
Like you can talk to us. He's like seventh grade, like you can't sit with us, like you can talk to us.
He's like, uh, Carl, Charlie, Carl.
That was funny though, because he left and said, I feel like you guys don't want to like
be here.
And he goes, well, I want to be in Montauk.
And she goes, yeah, but like, I feel like he don't want to be at the house.
Just like, uh, yeah, Carl, do you want to be at the house?
Exactly.
Carl, don't be in my bed.
Which bed do you want me at the house? Exactly. Carl, don't be on my bed. Which bed do you want me at, Carl?
I'm in Carl with his, Carl never fails with his like 80s
vernacular.
He's like, yeah, they call this a winery
because it's a winery.
Watt, watt.
I could put that in sky writing if you want.
Like good one, dad.
Yeah.
So then there's like a, then there's like a sort of an awkward group hug
in the winery where there's like all those fake platitudes
where everyone's saying things like,
well, you know, we fight, but like we have
a such a good foundation of a friendship
that that's what friends do.
We only fight so much because we care about each other
so much group hug, which means nothing is solved.
Yeah, basically means like cheers,
we're never gonna find friends wider than us.
So let's keep it together guys
So then back at the house Kyle invites a man to over again. I'm like, Kyle just get with her
I mean you're not hooking up with anyone else. You're just hooking up. I would he he's got the best of both worlds
He's got 20-year-old idiot over there to fuck whenever he wants and then he can you know try and fuck other people the whole time
Like he's got the perfect man situation.
That's true.
But he keeps on feeling guilty about it.
I'm like, well, he can just be with her then.
But the Amanda is.
He can feel you about it.
As she comes over, it's her last weekend in Montauk
because her friends, they rented a house for,
I guess, just a month.
And Kyle's like, so are your friends going to be pissed
that you're spending your last night with me?
And she's like, no, I don't think so.
I'm like, oh, you will have no more friends after this show.
Yeah. And they say, right now, I cannot feel for Amanda. She's like, um, yeah, I just wanted you
to know that like, there's no pressure. I don't need anything for me. I'm like, I don't expect any of these. I'm like, I will figure it out later.
I'm like, okay, you just say it.
At the wedding.
All right, I can't even feel for you anymore, girl.
You are doing this to yourself at this point.
Yeah, well, I don't think she's even asking us
to feel anything.
She seems like she's in it for fun too.
So, you know what, God bless.
So then, people who were in it for fun
don't cry at restaurants.
That's true too.
So Carl gets into bed because he's just being whiny. I mean, honestly,
I know you're on antibiotics and you're sober, but you are acting like you're the first person
who's ever been sober on drunk people. Like get it together, suck it up and enjoy yourself.
You can still enjoy yourself even if you're so, but do you not remember anything that Germain Lewis taught us?
That was his name, right?
We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.
I don't know.
I don't ever take my clothes off to have a good time.
Clothes off.
Germain's doers, like your words.
Germain's doers, time ever.
Who takes our clothes off to have a good time?
I mean, you can fuck through your jeans,
your little jeans slot.
Why would you take off your clothes?
That sounds crazy to me.
At least wear a robe.
Well, tell that to Amanda and Lauren,
who took their tops off in the hot tub.
Yeah, they're like, boobies.
And so, Carl was sleeping Lauren bed.
And then he cut to Steven.
He's like, by, he literally just drives away.
Yeah.
He was like, you know what?
When the tits come out, I leave.
I'm out.
Bye.
Bye, that's.
Yeah.
So Lauren takes her tits off.
I mean, her top off and she's like, you know, be funny if I went over to Carl with my
shirt off.
Like, let me, let's, let's, I'm gonna go to the top of the car.
Carl, Carl, Carl.
Here I come, Carl, Carl, Carl.
Carl, we're sleeping Carl.
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.
He's like, what?
I'm just sleeping right now.
You see my tits, Carl?
Yeah. You see my tits, Carl? Yeah, I've got tits, Carl. You know, Carl, Carl. He's like, what? Are you sleeping right now? You see my tits, Carl?
Yeah.
You see my tits, Carl?
Yeah, I've got tits, Carl.
You know, like, sleeping?
You're barely sleeping?
He's like, yes.
He's like, OK, I'm going to come to bed right now, Carl.
Carl, I'm going to come to bed right now, Carl.
I'll be new.
I'll be coming to bed.
I'll be coming to you, Carl.
I'm coming in.
Carl, look at my tits.
This one, I named this tits, Carl.
I named this one, Carl too.
Carl, look at Carl and Carl too.
Carl, Carl.
So he gets into bed and he's just sleeping. She's like worst day ever
None of those words my boobs don't even work at this point. Yeah, and he's like oh
I'm like Carl if you didn't want this. He shouldn't have gone to sleep in their in her bed
Yeah, so is the quote unquote most comfortable bed like what are you like you're on your you're on antibiotics and therefore you need to sleep like a princess? He's ridiculous.
So the next morning they all head back to New York.
We forgot to mention that gay asked Carl to go on a gay date.
Yes.
But not a date, like a friend date to a gay bar.
And Carl's like, yeah, like totally, like gay guys like hit on you all the time.
And who doesn't want to be hit on all the time?
I'm down.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah. But I want to be like butch gay not like
You know bottom gay. Yeah, he's like I'm not gonna drink a Cosmo
I'm gonna drink like a beer that way I can be macho and the gay guys know the back off
I'm like you realize that's gonna make them have bigger erections, right?
No kidding the everyone's a bottom. They're all looking for a top. They're like, oh my god
Who's ordering a beer like everyone's with their cosmos?
Sure to get guys really drink cosmos now. Hey, god, who's ordering a beer? Like everyone's with their cosmos. So sure.
Dude, guys really drink cosmos now.
Hey, yes, not in 1999 anymore.
Only straight girls still drink cosmos.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm surprised.
Lauren didn't know you do.
Surprise Lauren didn't show up at boxers.
It's like, Hey, Carl, I hear you like being hit on. Hey, Carl, here I am.
Should I take my top off? Carl?
Should I be nude? Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl?
Carl, I'm making it right now. Oh my god, my tits.
Order a Cosmetic Tidlin.
You'll get me.
That's me right now.
Carl, my boobs in your, my boobs in your Cosmo.
Carl, Carl.
You keep getting in when he's tired.
He's just going to be trained to follow sleep every time he sees your tits.
You know, be really funny, Carl.
If you call your Cosmo a Carl Mo, Carl, is that funny, Carl?
Carl Mo.
Hey, Carl, I'm going order you a Carl's month.
Carl, you know, your favorite basketball player is probably
Carmel Anthony because it sounds like Carl.
Carmel, like your cocktail. I mean, I just made that up.
It's two drugs and one Carl. Carl, you laughing, Carl?
So everybody is back in the city and they're like, look, I'm talking
on the phone. I'm in the city. Yeah, I'm on the phone too.
I'm not going to talk about the phone. Okay, we get it.
You have jobs. So Carl, I'm at the city. Yeah, I'm on the phone too, I'm on the phone. I'm talking about the phone. Okay, we get it, you have jobs.
So Carl goes to the gay bar to meet gay.
And Steven's like, okay, well here's my deal.
I met this guy six years ago at this crappy hotel bar.
And Carl's like, I love crappy hotel bars.
Yeah, well, unfortunately he's in Europe and it's like a six year saga.
And I love him, but it's like a weird family dynamic thing because he's like a conservative
Republican.
And his dad's a politician.
He can't come out of the closet.
And like at night, he gets really toxic.
And I get calls and messages and I can't like pressure on the calm out.
But then I can't go through this with him.
Carl Carl's like, dude, getting a blowtie on from a guy really isn't that different. I get calls and messages and I can't like pressure on the calm out, but then I can't go through this with them Carl
Carl's like dude getting a blow job from a guy really isn't that different
And Lauren steps up it was me Carl all along. Is that funny Carl Carl Carl? Did you see me down there?
Yeah, you tricked me with that go T
Carl's called makeup Carl
Hey, you tricked me with that go T.
Carl's called makeup Carl.
Yeah, so uh, so basically Steven right conversation.
The Carl's like, how so are you gonna drink a Cosmo
Paulitan because like, I know that that's what you guys do.
Like when is the Abba coming on?
So then curls kind of like trying to be interested,
but he can't be because it's like it's weird.
So Carl's like, so the guy is like, okay, well, I talked for one minute and 32 seconds
in our relationship.
I almost spilled the beans about Prince Harry, but I kept it in and okay.
Yeah, you're talking about how do you feel about the girl?
And he's like, well, you know, she's like really smart and she knows what she wants,
but it's not really my style. He goes, he says she's really intellectual and she knows what she
wants and I'm not used to that. Yeah, the terrible qualities.
qualities. Awkward tongue on the roof is mouth-like. So Lindsay and Christina, Christina is sitting in the living room on her, you know, most likely I've paid for a
MacBook since she got quit fired. It's a sudden death quit fire challenge. So did
you mean to get fired? Did you mean to make this laptop so spicy, Christina?
Well, I'm just trying to add some salt for you, Patma.
So Lindsay's like, wow, so wow.
This is crazy.
Like the interns are almost here.
Christina is livid.
She is probably writing fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck on her laptop.
Secret.
Fuck this bitch.
Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch.
Oh, she goes, I thought I was clear yesterday
that I wasn't gonna do that after what you said to me
on Saturday night.
And then she goes, I left that conversation
thinking that it would be fine.
And Christina goes, why would you think that
when I never said that and you never asked me that?
And then she's like, uh,
because Lindsey just assumed that because everything would be I think
as Lindsey had this strange logic in her head that because they made
it true. And because Christina's a lot back in the house,
therefore the interns are are by implication a lot back loud into
the living room.
I don't think she even thought they were allowed. I think she's
doing this thing because of mommy issues, which I'm not even
making fun of because that's a real thing. But I think she's got this thing where of mommy issues, which I'm not even making fun of, because that's a real thing.
But I think she's got this thing where Christina's
like the bad cop mom, because Christina really is mommy like.
And I think she's just like pushing boundaries
with her mom.
And then when she leaves, she's gonna be like,
yeah, just like my mom, and then cry.
Yeah.
Watch, it's my prediction.
Well, they are bickering and Katie, the third roommate,
has to come into mediate.
And Lindsay, of course, is like,
see, Katie doesn't mind other interns.
She's a good friend.
She supports me and Katie's like, well,
you did an insult Katie and threatened to get her
kicked out of the Summer House next weekend.
So a little different.
You just do it.
See you next Tuesday.
And Katie's like, you guys have to communicate.
So great.
What do you think they're doing doing they are communicating. That's the
problem. They need to not communicate. So then in the middle of
all this, the interns arrive. And so there's like a little
girly army shows up. These are the girls I couldn't make it.
These are the ones that couldn't get into Bethany's office.
I'm gonna hang on. These are the ones that couldn't get into Bethany's office.
Oh, it's like the future was a matter
and what's what's happening?
What's going on?
What's happening?
It's a matter.
So Christina's like, oh my God, all these fucking girls.
I mean, I'm not, they think I'm just sitting
around painting my nails, but I'm writing.
Like I need to make calls, I need to like write stuff.
Like you need to work in your apartment. Really?
How interesting. Well the difference but she her rate.
She was massing her rage so much her face was turning shiny with anger and I have been there because she knows
She's like she doesn't want to take it on the interns. It's not the interns fault
But it's the principle. It's the principle that Lindsay
Did not ask
and didn't ask the first time. And then one and then sprung it on on her and is just not
thinking about Christina's feelings. And this is the way Lindsey always is. And she and like,
you know that right now, Christina is mad because she's trying to do her work and she can't
even do her work because she's so angry about the whole situation. And she's angry that
she's angry about the situation.
I've been there. I have been there so hard.
Well, I think it's time for her to take her own advice and go down to the goddamn Starbuck.
Well, I agree too.
I agree too. At that point, you go down the Starbuck, but it still will take like an hour and a half
to even be able to be productive at that point because you're so angry that you had to be displaced because no one was thinking
about you.
So, you go girl.
Go, Greasy.
So then Lindsay, go.
So then Lindsay, so they're sitting there,
Christina is trying to write her article about who knows what
and Lindsay's there with all her interns
or just like scattered everywhere.
And she's like, okay girls, let's talk about pitches.
Let's talk about like, okay here's an angle. like there's not a lot of places in New York today to get frozen cocktails
and Christina of course can't help herself. She's like, um, there's not a lot of places to get frozen
cocktails. What about frozen margaritas? Am I right everyone? Right? Lindsay is so mad. She's like,
you know, when I thought about opening
up my own business, I wasn't thinking about Christina
interrupting me.
I'm like, what do you think you're doing, bitch?
What do you think you're doing?
She wasn't in my dreams.
So this is crazy.
But I just, I mean, I did have dreams about interns
on stools around my Aki kitchen table.
But like Christina being there, it's like,
it's not crazy when dreams like three carbs. I just love
Christina's minor victories is you know putting a kibosh on Lindsay's pitch for the frozen frozen cocktail ankle. Um, it's called a frozen
ice cream pizza bitch. I like that she's like I'm starting my own company. I'm a maven. Okay guys, pizza beach cocktail machines. Go. I do. Was that
what was called pizza beach? Yeah. Oh no. Okay. Here we have people that pizza beach. Okay.
Browsing cocktails. Okay. Here's the angle. There's not a lot of pizza in New York City. Okay.
Let's think about that. Because you know, it's like, oh my god, you're the biggest eater I've
ever met in my life. I can't believe I live with you. I've literally got a doucheur nose in the freezer.
I'm not talking about doucheur nose, okay.
Okay.
You guys, pizza beach.
When you want to go out and you want to have a frozen cocktail, you want to go to the
beach where there's pizza.
What if you want a cocktail that tastes like a pizza?
Okay, what if you take a pepperoni, you blend it up and you put it in a margarita machine.
Frozen pepperoni cocktail at the beach with the pizza.
Okay, girls, bright it. I literally had that last night for dinner. So it's not anything new.
Shut up, Christina. Christina's laptop is smoking with rage. She's just typing so angrily,
just like, ASTF, ASTF, ASTF.
Query finally showed Christina go do what she should have done in the first place,
which is go to her room and shut the door. Now, really was it that hard?
Oh my goodness.
I agree.
Christina could have just...
It wasn't the issue was not like remedying the situation because Christina could have
fixed it in many different ways.
It was the principal.
I totally get it.
I totally get it.
I totally get it. I totally get it. I just
it's like that petty bullshit life. They have spent now three weeks of their life on this
for a six hour moment in time. You know, so great to me. It's so good.
Pick your battles. But this is the petty shit that I love watching on TV because this is
the stuff I relate to. Yeah, I do too. We just talked about it for a damn half an hour.
because this is the stuff I relate to. Yeah, I do too.
We just talked about it for a damn half an hour.
But seriously, frozen cocktails.
Frozen cocktails?
Pizza beach.
Pizza beach.
So it's a beach is the worst name ever for a place.
It really is.
It's like a beach made of pizza.
Yeah, it sounds uncomfortable, sticky.
I don't want to eat the pizza after people have been walking
all over it, you know?
Yeah. Pizza beach. So back at the beach after people have been walking all over it, you know.
Yeah.
It's a bit.
So back at the beach without pizza, the non-peat speech. It's time for a bonfire and sluddy
Jacqueline is back. Yay. And it's hilarious to me because Jacqueline is so unabashedly
sluddy, but she's like, I just teased people, so I'm not really a slut. Right. Okay, Jacqueline.
So Jacqueline comes and at first it's like,
oh well Jacqueline's a nice girl.
It's not nice to sluts shame a girl
who hasn't really even done anything slutty.
You like she has a good talent.
Yeah, you know.
So the twins are at a dinner with their family, right?
Yeah, the twins excuse that.
No, no, no, no, here.
So everyone's gathering for the bonfire. The twins excuse me. No, no, no, no, no. So everyone's gathering for the bonfire.
The twins excuse themselves,
because they have to go meet their family.
Meanwhile, at the bonfire, everyone's hanging around,
and Carl just starts blatantly flirting with Jacqueline,
like, I'm gonna hold your hand,
because she was just in Greece.
And they're like, so, Jacqueline, did you have sex in Greece?
And she's like, no, I didn't even like,
I didn't even like hold someone's hand. And then Carl's like, yeah, I didn't even like, I didn't even like hold someone's hand.
And then Carl's like, yeah, you can hold my hand.
We can do all the things you didn't get to do in Greece.
And she's like, ah.
So of course, for steam, it's like, basically,
Jacqueline is an intern and we're sitting
in my living room right now.
Yeah, Christina is shooting serious hate eyes.
Christina, it's great.
Because whenever the editors cut to Christina
three times in a row, you know something's about to happen.
You know it's like, hey guys, look at Christina,
here she goes, she's getting ready, she's getting ready.
But we'll put a pin on that because the twins
do go out with their parents and they have a huge family
and they all look the same and
Everyone's wearing chokers and and they're and they're stepped ad looks like Mike Pence, which I thought was strange. So
They they are there at a sex stream about Mike Pence. Okay. They're I said it keep going
It's time I didn't say I had to admit it. I had it's fine. It's fine. I was asleep. It's fine. Get a huge one
He he he was he was attractive in his youth. Um,
so, uh, so the twang is youth. You mean 67.
Who is you 67? How old is he? I don't know. I'm guessing.
I'm guessing. Either way, um, uh, so the twins are there and the moms
like, so tell me about the boy and just she's like, wow, Carl, well,
I think he's gonna get proposed to me tonight.
So we just have to play at Realical Mom.
Oh, this is so awkward.
It's just was all happening at the same time.
The other stuff was happening.
And the mom's like, cool mom.
She's like, oh, I just wanna meet the boy.
Hey guys, remember when we were kids?
And I would take out my tid at the stoplight.
I would take both of them out sometimes. So our mom is crazy. Like, it was stuff and I would take out my tid at the stoplight. I'll take both of them out sometimes
So our mom is crazy like it was stuff. I would like take out our tips at the stoplight
And people would pass us and be like is that really happening right now?
It was a really it there basically were like a sitcom family
You know, they got the the twin sisters
You got the other girl who's like 20 who's just trying to like establish her
Adult look a little bit. You got the gay son. You got the little kid. You got the other girl who's like 20 who's just trying to like establish her Adult look a little bit you got the gay son you got the little kid you got the stepdad you got the crazy mom
I'd watch and then you've got the twins like one of them's married and then the other one's not so they're like oh
Well, yeah, you're all you get all the guys don't you they just love you. I didn't want gonna marry you any one of them interested in marrying
Why don't I have to be just like my sister just be successful with my
family? It's not like not all about a guy. Am I right Carl? Carl? Carl? Carl was
here. Carl. I wonder what Carl will think. Can you confirm? Can you
confirm? Carl, if you confirm, say nothing. Carl? Carl? So it's being of
Carl back at the campsite. They have to figure out their sleeping
arrangements because you know it's like not the beds are all weird and there's like everyone's there this weekend
And so Carl announces that he and Jacqueline are gonna sleep in the same bed
At which point Christine is eyes are just like about to pop out of her head
And then we cut to the twins entering the house and again Lauren as if they walk in Lauren's like Carl
Carl hello. Hello. Hello. Hello anyone Carl, Carl, hello, hello, hello, hello anyone?
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl.
And the music, the music was like,
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl,
Carl, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
No one's here.
Okay, music, thanks.
So then the, the, the, the bonfire gang is now in the van.
And they're driving home and Christina goes to Carl.
Be careful.
And Carl is like, you want to say it to the van.
And she's like, no.
You better, you can say it to the van.
I haven't done anything wrong.
And so Christina is fine.
Well, you don't cross a work as lightly.
And he's like, I haven't done anything wrong.
And you can see Jacqueline is now starting to feel uncomfortable.
So Christina has actually, as far as I can tell,
it looks like Christina has effectively cock blocked.
Even though Carl is saying he's not doing anything wrong,
you can see that now Jacqueline probably
is feeling a girl code situation.
I didn't see that on Jacqueline's face at all, actually.
I saw like a huge smile and then she started kissing his feet, which were up between the foot.
So I may be able to see that.
But either way, I thought, I thought I saw her being like, yeah, bitch, but also we didn't
mention that at the bonfire at one point, she's like, ever at your so tall, I would like
climb you like a tree.
I thought it starts laughing.
And then Carl's like, I would treat the fuck out of you.
Yes. That's what in Christina was like si I would treat the fuck out of you. Yes, that's right.
And Christina was like sipping my drink, sipping my drink.
Yeah.
So the thing that was annoying to me
was that Carl was like, I haven't done anything wrong.
I'm single.
I'm not in relationship with Lauren.
I can do whatever I want,
but then he turns to Christina, he goes,
but you should probably be quiet about this
because the smartest one in the room is the one who's quiet.
So shut the fuck up. I'm like, be quiet. You be quiet about this because the smartest one in the room is the one who's quiet. So shut the fuck up.
I'm like, be quiet, you be quiet, Carl.
Yeah, Carl, if you're gonna do this, commit to it,
don't make Christina be quiet about it.
That's the consequence of your action.
Yeah, you're a jerk.
You're a jerk, Carl.
Also hot.
And we got a Carl butt shot this episode
and we got an Everett butt shot.
Both wonderful smooth butts.
I didn't see that for this butt shot. I missed Everett's butt shot. Yeah, they both got a butt shot. Both wonderful smooth butts. So thank you for this butt shot.
I missed Everett's butt shot.
Yeah, they both got a butt shot.
Lots of butts.
Lots of smooth, really white butts.
Yeah, it was like a box worst fest of the butts.
All the whiteness.
Yeah, the whiteness.
Let's wrap it up, Bamb.
Well, we made it to the end of the episode.
How about that?
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