Watch What Crappens - #392 RHOBH: Disown It, Baby!!
Episode Date: February 16, 2017It'll be a while before Lisa RInna lives this episode of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" down. Big lips came down with a case of Dorititis and full on forgot about that time when she told ...Eden ON CAMERA that Kyle was an enabler and Kim was close to death. Gulp. Well, it'll be a fun reunion. Listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down, and then afterwards, it's Listener Spotlight with Madonna Hynes! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Actually, I went outside to smoke a cigarette and I was like whatever
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And at first I was like, this is awkward
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And then I just blew harder.
Like, fuck you guys.
Here's your face cancer for my cigarette smoke.
Hope you enjoy it.
Did you have, we were using a vape
because you know when you have the vape pen,
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Did you have, we were using a vape because you know when you have a vape pen, you can just like blow like a waft of smoke that seems like it's coming up a smoke
stack. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Um, no, I was smoking an actual real
life cigarette. I mean, I wish we were actually smoking like a pipe, like an old
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It's coming.
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You know, we had a very lovely Valentine's Day, my boyfriend and I.
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And you must remember one thing that if you can't remember
that one thing, just deny, deny, deny, like Lisa Rina.
Oh, Lord! Oh, Lisa, we deny, like Lisa Rina. Oh, Lord!
Oh, Lisa, we know we love Lisa Rina around here, but man, did she step in at this episode?
She stepped in it, and then she stepped in it again, and she rubbed her foot around, and
then she walked around and left little track marks, and then she went to try to erase the
track marks by putting her foot in the track marks to wipe them away, but then she turned
the track marks into one big streak.
I mean, she was in it.
She was. And I kind of like Lisa Rina a little more
when she's stepping in it.
I like Lisa Rina on the defense
and not really understanding what's going on.
I don't like when Lisa Rina is like,
oh, I'm so happy.
Everything's great.
Where's the rolling pin?
Like, I don't need that.
I need like crazy Lisa Rina because part of me, I think this is the first time
that it's ever happened where someone's like,
I forgot where I'm like,
this bitch probably did forget.
Yeah, I know, I was like,
I actually here's at a certain point,
I was like, I think she might have.
But I mean, this, so this to me is my favorite aspects
of a real housewives show or any reality ensemble show
Which is you know the slow build. I mean God. I'm a broken record
But you know I love a slow build and then you get to that point where something controversial happens
It's like he said she said moment and all shit starts to starts to
Starts to happen bus loose fall part, you know, all that stuff.
Because now it's going to be a disaster.
Now, Brynn is going to go after Eden.
Eden's going to, you know, do this or that.
There's going to be people are going to be getting onto sides.
It's alliance building and all that fun stuff.
This is what I live for.
And in typical real housewives of Beverly Hills mode, it's about nothing.
I mean, it's about Kim being a drunk.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm sorry, but the whole world
was talking about that.
I don't think it's really that big of a deal to say,
but they do.
And she was talking behind Kim's back.
And you promised you would never talk about Kim anymore.
And how could you mean while Kim's like,
I'm coming down the stairs, guys.
Give me about 20.
Hey, I'm on a zippy line.
I don't think there has ever been a through line
in reality show history, like Kim Richard's sobriety.
This has been since season one, an ongoing theme in this show.
Every central drama has come back to this.
I guess there was the Yolanda thing last year,
but even that seemed like it had, it was,
it seemed somehow related to Kim. I don't last year, but even that seemed like it had, it was, it seemed
somehow related to Kim. I don't know how, but it was.
Kim probably better in the first place. Yeah, you probably got lines from Kim. But it's
kind of amazing. It's kind of amazing that there is a giant story arc with Kim Richard
sobriety of this entire series. It is. And I don't even want to watch a season that's
not about Kim sobriety, because to me, it is and I don't even want to watch a season that's not about Kim's sobriety because to me
It's just hilarious. It's like the mystery that's already been solved and you're watching it back
It's memento. Yeah, Kim Richards is just a she's an addict who cares. Let her be an addict
You know as long as she's not running people down the street or you know stealing carts of stuff from Target
You know keep it with emboundaries, but I don't give a shit. I think I'm a fuck.
I think this is on par with, you know, Star Wars.
This is, you know, Star Wars has now, like,
seven, eight movies, the Jedi versus the Dark Side,
whatever.
You know, you know,
and the movie that They try and make
different without the original Kim Richards, like Rogue One. They're
like not the same. Yeah, I mean, and honestly, there are a lot
of parallels between Kim Richards and Jarger Banks. So there's
that Lisa Rina is essentially like a lady version of of C3PO. R2G2
is, I don't know, I mean, actually, Rina has a lot of R2-D2 in her, a lot
of beeps and chirps. She does, yeah. She's got a lot of chewy inner too, a lot of...
She does. She does. She actually also has a lot of C3PO. She sort of has a C3PO stance
at all times, you know? Like hands up hands up right she basically is the entire ensemble star wars and one and one lady oh
my god this show is so hilarious to me you know a sensible person which of
course a sensible person wouldn't be on the show that's facing right but let's face it
but a sensible person would have just said I had a conversation with her I was
trying to get her to help Kim because any
addict can have a relapse. And this was before the fight at, you know, game night. This was before
game night. All of that stuff afterwards. I worked. Oh, did it? It aired afterwards, but it could have
been shot before. We don't know. No, because isn't that when she was saying that and then Eden was
trying to butt in about Kim's stuff? Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I thought that's what it was.
But it aired after Game Night.
Oh, it's like the next week.
Oh, yeah.
And when it happened, remember we both were like,
oh, Rina, don't say these things.
It's gonna come back to haunt you.
And here it is.
Yeah.
So good.
So let's start over at the beginning of the episode, Fat Gone Horse. I was like this episode was made for me.
It's like close up of like guys get going up and down on the horse. That's like me on my vest, but trying to go over Laurel Canyon.
That's basically what it is.
Oh man. I'm like, ow my face!
When your own fat hits you in the face, that was me back in two-vama horses.
It's so good to see myself represented on TV, Mexico.
So we begin where we left off.
These people are all in the pool.
Did you notice that Carl has a lazy Susan in the dam pool?
I noticed it was like a circle, a big circle.
I didn't realize it was a lazy Susan.
And I mean, do you need a lazy Susan in a pool because isn't it bland so I can't just sort of
like rotate it on its own yeah I think it was that kind of lazy Susan
floating the lazy Susan welcome to watch what happens the show where we
shade people for their lazy Susan choices
it's just so funny cuz what's that a bitch has a lazy season in the pool you
just put anything on her rotate it normally.
Bitch.
Fucking idiot.
Hey, how about getting an energetic Susan?
Moron.
Maybe next time we'll call it a lazy Kyle.
How about a Susan with some goals in her life?
Hey girls.
Susan Luchy, that's a real soapstar.
She wasn't lazy at all. Am I right, Eileen?
I just love the idea of them showing that house. Enmeritio being like, look, it's a waterfall in the bathroom.
And look, it's a toilet seat on the bathroom that's made out of gold. And Kyle's like, there's a lazy Susan in the pool.
So...
Offers your rope, and guys.
He didn't touch the lazy Susan. I'm just not getting anything as much as you know season I want to like season but as many times as I turn her around
I just don't get anything just sadness the more and more I turn her the further and further the ketchup gets away from me
and I just all I wanted was the ketchup and now everyone thinks I'm a travel maker. I'm just trying to rotate the
ketchup to me. So Rina comes in and she's like, hey, hey, hey, hello, hello, hi, hi, everyone,
hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, I'm like you're not in a parade right now. I have expected to start singing cabaret. Hi, how is everyone today? How is
everyone? Okay, hit it three, two, one. It's a wonderful day in Mexico. And Kyle is just
now super pissed. And she's like, I just can't be nice. It feels awkward. It just does. It
just does. But you know, this is finally where we need Kyle. Kyle has had every episode to
Talk about her products and her husband's products and have a party for her husband's products and then another party. So this is good. We get petty Kyle coming back. Yeah, petty Kyle. We like we like petty Kyle a lot. Yeah.
So Erica seems like she's gonna be with Rina. She's saying, oh
Yeah, so Erica seems like she's gonna be with Rina. She's saying oh
Lisa Rina hi You know what your room is and more is like just pick one
Just make sure you choose a room that has an agency pillow on it
Make sure you don't sleep in the one with two full-size beds because that's for the people we don't want to think about fucking later
sleep in the one with two full-size beds because that's for the people we don't want to think about fucking later. I'm boring you know we'd like to have some sexist sexist Maximus. I would like listen
Ricky, haven't I made that check yet? You know what we're like? Lucille Ball and Ricky Ricardo
because they were two famous people who had a show in the 50s and they slept in different beds
Am I right everyone look at my witch's isms
Is that pk? Yeah, that was my pk. Sorry everyone. I
Like that your pk is like Garfield the cat
You know what I'd like to do right now is get into a box and maybe have
some lasagna. Oh good. So Vanderpump makes a little comment to her to Kyle because Rene
goes off to like slurp around this rental house and look for an empty room, you know, and
nobody's helping her at all. And then Vanderpump's like, Oh, I feel bad like a hypocrite. You know what I'm saying, darling.
She's like, that passed. I must have just been a Lagerietta. Oh, better now, darling.
I'm better now. I'm better.
I felt like a hypocrite, but only because I said I did not want the ketchup, but now I do.
Rotate, please. At least you didn't drag it to Dubai for this.
You could have done this around camels.
Past the south.
Past the south.
Past the south.
And for nada.
Past the...oh, this is great research for sir.
Chef Penny, take notes.
So...
So fam... So, he is being kind of a hypocrite in a way,
but I, I don't really see the difference.
I mean, I see a huge difference
because the way it happened last season,
when Rina brought all that shit to Dubai
and was like unloading it on the table all of a sudden.
She's like, now remember, Fender Pomp,
I said all that stuff about much housing,
life's 10 housing, and then I left and you chased me over the bridge and you said, Now remember, Vanderpump, I said all that stuff about much house and lives in
10th house and then I left and you chased me over the bridge and you said,
I'm just supposed to bring up Kyle.
And she's like, no, no, no.
There's a big difference in that because that was totally a secret that you
had planned long before with I lean.
And there's just something that we saw on camera, Rene Deut.
The other difference too is that,
that whole, you know, you walked over the bridge thing, there was like a question of perception, right?
Isn't it possible that Vanderpump was saying,
don't drag me into this and you were taking it as,
don't drag me into this, like, keep,
you do it but keep me out of it.
You know whatever it was,
but we had to, we had to, my turn was, yeah, you do it, but keep me out. You know whatever it was. I think we have that we have.
My turn going to be. Yeah, her thing was cut and dry. Her defense was.
Darling, all I was saying was, I'm so glad I thought you were going to bring Kyle into this.
And then you didn't. And she's like, no, no, I thought you were going to bring Kyle into this.
So the things that these two things do, the, these two issues do have in common is Kyle.
That's true. That's true. But, but the thing that they do you have in common? It's Kyle. That's true.
That's true.
But the thing that they don't have in common was the other one
was very ambiguous.
And it felt like Rina had really went after Lisa Vanderpump
based on something that was not like a big deal
and was like could be interpreted in many different ways and didn't really give her the benefit of the doubt.
Whereas in this case, Rina said stuff.
Said stuff that was bad and it was on camera and it was just blatant.
And as the other thing is that it wasn't just scattered amongst different conversations, it was one big conversation.
So later on when she says she can't remember, it's like oh well, I said here. I said I'm there
It was like you got a full on conversation. We said these things. Yeah, it's bad
Another thing I think these two
Storylines having common is that in both cases
Rina was going on the offense for someone else
So in other words last season it was because I lean could not
get over Vanderpump like she would stop and that's Rinna's best friend. And you know,
when you tell Rinna to do something, she just does it. Yeah. That's like, okay, I'll
do it. We're like, Rinna, you're coming on the show. Okay. Right.
You don't look.
She'll do it every day.
I'm so off. Yeah, you just point her in a direction and press a button and she just starts walking.
And so I felt like I lean had a lot to do with that last year and she's almost trying
to make I lean happy because you know I lean would pull that.
Well, she's just gotten away with so much and you know, here you are just trying to make
everyone happy like you usually are and trying not to start a fight.
And if you want to live that way, okay, I lean.
What do you want me to do? what I say show me show me where vendor
Puppets are getting her but
This one is she's trying to impress Eden, you know, and she's like I get the struggle girl because Kim's an addict to and I
Understand that you want to help her addiction cuz I did too. She's near death. She could be dead any moment
I did too. She's near death. She could be dead any moment
Poor Rina she really is her own worst enemy. It's actually almost
Charming Unless you're involved
It's so funny, but when she said that shit. It's like Rina. What are you doing?
Why are you telling Eden's that soon? Why are you going on camera? Why are you saying Kyle isn't an ableer and
Kim is
Disclosed to death. I mean, I know that there probably is a way to interpret that where it's not as bad sounding as it sounds
But that's a very very narrow strict interpretation if you're gonna go down that path
I don't even I would have to do mental gymnastics really like say that you know
I don't know I don't know how you could put a, like say that, you know, I don't know, I don't know how you could put a
Positive spin on that how you could get yourself out of those words. Oh, right. Oh, you fight back with what they're fighting you with, right?
So if I were in a, I would say, oh my god, I showed everyone my pills because you know, that's gonna come back to Haunt her at some point too. Yeah. Yeah.
So she could say, I had all those bills and before you know it, I had so many five hour energy, so I had 37 hours of energy, which isn't even too visible by five. It
was crazy. And then my mind started leaking. I think I'm an addict. I don't even know
what I said. And then you start finding what I'm an addict because they can't fight against
that. They just say, Oh, she's an addict too. So now we can't fight with her. By the way, do you think that this is earning Eden's as soon as spot on the show?
Nope. Really?
Because this is like the biggest drama of the season and it's Eden is right in the middle of it.
If anything, Dorita has almost simmered down a little bit.
You know, Dorita has sort of become this vaguely pleasant lady,
kooky lady on the side who just tried to make little witticisms like,
oh, darling, I have feeling quite well right now.
You look like a famished willow tree.
You're like, hmm, okay.
I think it's not earning her a spot because they're cutting her out of everything.
I mean, if you notice, the only times you see her in group scenes,
and then in flashbacks, this was a perfect example.
They showed two different flashbacks in hers that we didn't see.
So they're cutting her out of the show.
Unless she's talking to maybe she's problematic for the production.
Yeah. Well, we saw her with the mom in this episode, which was amazing.
So we saw that.
But most of it, she's being cut out of.
So yeah.
All right.
So back to the show, because we are so over stimulated by this episode
obviously. Yeah. So now basically, um, everyone goes off to this event for the agency. It's for the
grand opening of the second office in Mexico for the agency. Um, and it's like agency bags, you know,
all this. Oh, everyone's getting ready, um, to go to this event, I should say. And when Lisa Rina comes walking into the main room before they all go on their little cart down to the thing,
Kyle can barely contain a rage.
I mean, she has that look on her face, that classic Richards family pout or whatever you call it.
Puckage pout.
Yeah.
Rage pout.
Oh, man, it was great.
It was so good. And I also I also love like the color discussion.
The show is like so weird with colors because someone someone's like, look, I'm wearing a pink dress.
I'm like, the dude, darling. Oh god.
Fucking pink. The other storyline that won't end.
Pinky, pinky.
It's my name.
And then Rena was wearing a green dress and Kai was wearing a red dress and Kyle's like, oh, we look like Christmas
But oh that's so sad for Kyle and for Christmas
So anyways now they go down to the event and I don't know if you noticed this but they were pouring some really crazy color drinks
I mean very bright green very bright. It was disarming and also
matched those dresses. So I don't know what was up with that, but it bothered me.
They need them with the more he gave him the speech. It's like the least charismatic person
ever. He's like, I'd like to welcome you all to the agency party. I'm so passionate to
bring people to put the Dita. They're going to come back, they're coming back
and droves. It's like, Hey, why did the people of Putanita leave? I need to know. I was hoping
that Vicki Gundelson would come flying in on a zipline. Got it.
Then we get a shot of Doreet with her co-cars bugging out of her damn school.
Yes. Well, Doreet, Doreet may not have a job,
but she knows how to find her shit wherever she goes.
You gotta love that girl.
She's on Craigslist.putanita.com or whatever.
Tane coca's?
Like you go girl.
So then it's like fun times, fun times.
We saw this really cute moment of Ken dancing with Kyle.
Was he, do you have some braero on and I don't remember you did get you caps
Yeah, we have a gift of it
It's a some bravo and then his shirt button down to his pubic line
He's like I want to have a Mexican hat, but a spanish open shirt
I'm actually not doing salsa dancing darling. It's just no walls to bounce off of and I've got cat hair stuck in my rota
This is how I should dance with the doraan doraan peeking at us
Just anybody know how do you say boring Spanish I forgot
Caballero
Anybody know Caballero Jorge? He lives with me.
Oh Caballero.
He loves his...
How do you say Game of Thrones in Spanish?
Game of Del Throneau?
El Chico.
El Chico de Jorge. and she got a a
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So far in the massacre was the best of our lady fighting he limonsters everybody talks about it so good at it. I don't think I've ever seen anyone as excited to see a healer monster as Erica was.
She was really, really, really excited.
Didn't want a healer monster bite Sharon Stone's husband on the foot?
I don't know.
Um, I swear to God that's how that happened.
Or maybe it was a commoto dragon.
That was something.
I'm friends with Sharon and her house was a little tight, so I hunted for that healer monster
into a boundome.
And that's when I was named the best he limo stir hunter in the world.
He la hoa hunter.
It was a Komodo dragon.
And the reason why I know is I started doing a Google search of Sharon Stone husband
and the first thing that comes up suggestion is Sharon Stone husband dragon.
What a just what amazing to I feel like that came up in Google before any of this even happened
So crazy
Anyway, so Erica speaking of Erica. She's wearing this dress which I'm sure is
Like whatever is something super expensive, but it's got like glitter nipples on the outside
is something super expensive, but it's got like glitter nipples on the outside. It was just so distracting to me. It was like glitter boobs painted on the outside of her boobs.
It's awesome. I was like, we know where they are. It's supposed to be a diagram.
What is this? What is the stress? Maybe it was like a reference to that in Mexican style of art.
What do you call that? That Mexican directions. I look like directions on like take home implants
You know, I'm like here's how to put them in there. It comes with a little L-wrench
What's the name of that Mexican pottery a televera? I don't know tell a novella. Oh
Emotion
So um up. Yeah, so in this one corner
Rina and Erica and I lean are talking about Delilah and how Delilah's
walking with Gigi.
Oh, no.
Which is exciting.
And then Eileen's like, I need some water.
I'm having some intestinal woe.
I'm like, look at you, leaning into your intestinal sadness.
You learned your lesson well, Eileen.
So proud of you for being able to tell people that.
I just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling about my intestines right now.
I was crying.
So anyway, you know what I'll listen to her for.
You know, my therapist told me that it's okay for me to tell everyone that I want to shit all over this party right now.
She did try to make a little joke. She's like, I don't know what I've ever done to
Montezuma that he would need to take this kind of revenge on me. Oh, I mean, I just
you're making an effort. I just want Montezuma to give me an apology. That's all. I mean,
now it's like a thing. You know what? I don't want to be the villain with Montezuma. I just
want to know like, why did you want to take revenge on me? Why couldn't we just like, I don't know, just like talking, I just want an apology. That's all. It's not a big thing. Just
not a big deal. If if Montezuma would just say, I'm sorry, he wouldn't need to have revenge,
it would have been squast. You know what, baby? Montezuma is manipulating all of us.
So they had a, I'm saying, I mean, is saying that she had a vitamin drip with
Eden this week. He's complicated. I love that. I love when I lean cause I'm complicated.
It was just like, she's a fucking bitch. Well, but I mean, it's always trying. I mean,
Eden is basically fighting the same fight that Iileen wants to at least on the same side. So she's trying to
make this work, you know, because more Eileen is like, she's
never she never has enough people solvably on her side to make
anything work properly. So she's going to try and make this
thing with even work. And she's like, well, she's
complicated. I think that she's just feeling that the, you
know, her poor sister, then the, you know, I'm feeling about
it. And like anyway, about the, you know, I'm feeling about it. They're like, anyway, about the walking.
I think I never, I think I never finished anything and I love it.
Yeah, I did enjoy the flashback to Eden talking to Eileen and, and Eden
spacey like Kyle is the problem. She has an attitude. Cosbyn for sister.
She's a fucking bitch. She's a daddick too, they're all gonna die in a car crash.
So Erica, so as they're starting to talk about this, Erica's like,
I think you need to have a conversation with the cow.
I'm just like, whoa baby, why do I have to have the conversation? You just have to have the cut, don't shoot the messenger.
I don't want to give the job.
You have to have a cup of it? You just have to have a cup of don't shoot the messenger. I don't want to get a job. You have to have a conversation with Kyle. What did I do now? What did I do now? I've got to talk about
it. I don't want to get all the way in there, but Eden has inserted herself. And
you've been inserted as well. Hearing the word inserted spoken by Erica so many times makes me so uncomfortable. I
Know she uh, but she was smart. She was like, oh, let's get this show on the road. Have your fight already. I'm gonna go look at the gala monsters
I'm not gonna deliver the message. Just the envelope. So open the envelope
You need to go over there because if I was getting delivered the message, I'd be in the best pencil working Mexico everybody says hello.
No, man.
So Rina Rina, um, all right, that took me a second.
Hello, boo, boo, boo.
So Rina goes over to talk to Kyle and, uh, Kyle just goes from, you know, smiley agency shell to bitchface.
She's like, okay, I guess we're doing this.
And I love how the moment, like, you know, Rynna is like, Kyle, I've been told I did
something.
What's going on?
What did I do?
And then the moment they threw them together, all the other women just like come flocking
around just to watch the madness ensue.
Banda Prumple is especially funny at this part because she's over there talking to
stupid Doree. Yeah. And she's like, oh, you know, the problem. I almost hit Erica.
So, like, well, darling, the problem up to talking. Let's go. Yeah. So, Rina, this is what Kyle basically tells Rina what she's been hearing and Rina is full
on-caught and just to emphasize how caught she is, the producers of course give a flashback
which they've been doing every single episode of Rina being like, kiles in a napler and Kim
is this close to death and I will say that.
And I got back and Rina's like, I death and I will say that.
I got back and it's like, I don't remember ever saying that.
She literally said, I will say that.
The problem I have here is that I could say that I said it,
but I don't remember.
So I don't want to admit to something I don't remember.
So maybe it was a different way.
Maybe I was talking about something else.
It's like no. Did you or did you not say my sister is close to death and I'm an enabler. What?
And then she backs into a corner and she hides behind like a folded up round table.
There was a thing used. Yeah, it was, she literally, when Renault was cornered,
she was literally as caught in the corner as one could be.
Yeah, she was, I mean, she could have been headlining,
bringing the noise, bringing the funk
because bitch was tap dancing.
She was, oh my God, she was trying,
and the thing was this, you could see all the things
going through her head like,
because I don't think, I truly think at that moment, she was blindsided the thing was this, you could see all the things going through her head like, because I don't think I truly think at that moment she was blindsided.
I don't think she really could remember and she was trying to remember and then interesting,
I probably did say that, but now how do I,
how do I say, I probably did say that, but I don't remember without seeming totally guilty.
Like I did say that without looking like I'm trying to cover up.
So she's trying a stall.
She doesn't want to outright deny it because she knows there's probably a good chance that she said
it and it's on camera. So she's just trying, this is all happening within the span of
one seconds. All her face is going like, and her eyes are going left to right and she's
trying to figure out, okay, what's the right tone? How do I say this in a way where I'm
not committed to something, but I don't seem shady. And, you know, she fully bungled it.
It's great.
Yeah, hilariously.
But it's such an odd fight because she said that stuff
a million times.
Like, it's the first time she said it.
Kyle's heard it a million times.
It's not the first time she's heard it.
And the earlier in the season, she had been shown a clip.
Or she's, what if the producers did that?
They were like actually Kyle watch
this clip from last season, but they showed a clip of Kyle saying, I mean, she could die.
I mean, we're really worried about Kim, you know, I mean, my greatest fear is that she'll
just die. So it's not that any of this is a lie. It's just that she promised Kyle she would
never talk about it again and she'd be just so. And the funny thing is, like, immediately doing it.
I know.
And the funny thing is that Kyle and Vanderpump are almost giving her,
you know, excuses.
Like, hey, I mean, you know, like you will say things in the moment or we know
you get fired up and you'll just say crazy things or, you know,
it's possible you don't remember.
And we're like
And so then Rina does the only thing that Rina can do at this moment
It just push it all on to you didn't that's like she needs to change the stall tactic. She needs to get the heat off of her
So yeah, it's just I had a very deep com comva with Eden because Eden sister and
Vanderpump's like oh, so you don't remember saying close to death come on Rina
You remember that Vanderpump is so drunk at this
Vanderpump is so drunk at this point that she's literally holding on to some
Decorative thing hanging from the ceiling
Because if she let's go she's gonna fall on the floor
This was Lisa of Vanderpump's like greatest moment in life. She was so excited.
And she didn't have to do anything. She didn't have to manipulate a single person for this to happen.
Actually, no she did. She did because, well, in a way, she had to spread the gossip to get it to come.
She was a part of it. I take it back. And oh, yeah, she had to tell Eden, yeah.
Or she had to tell Eden, yeah.
Or she had to tell, she had to tell Kyle that she heard it from Eden.
Right. Exactly. But I guess she indirectly had a role in it too, because
everyone wants to be release of Andapump. So that's why Eden went to these of Andapump because she wanted to be on team Vanderbump. She
wanted to eat and knew, you didn't know who who's the star of the show.
Kind of, but she didn't go to her until after everybody else
It was like the last cast member she went to well is when she realized at that party at the gassy party that she was
She had aligned herself with the wrong people because
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so Van der Pump was kind of last stop on that train
But she's like I'll take it but the best stop doing
So let's see here. So there's
a band of pump just keeps hounding her and hounding her and she's like seems to me there's
a case of selective memory. Hey you want to own it? Well, I'm it. I'm it. I mean she was
literally squealing with happiness. She was, she probably bought 10 pinatas down there in Mexico and brought them home to watch
this episode.
She was like, all right everyone, celebration time.
It's been a minute of steps in the shit.
All right, pinatas afterwards.
Rocio, here's a stick.
So yeah, and so Rina is trying to pass the buck onto Eden and she's like, well, I think she was the one who brought up the fact that Eden had some crazy moment with Dureet.
And she's like, didn't Eden, didn't Eden, wasn't Eden going crazy about Kim to you Dureet and he was like, oh, no!
And then they show a flashback and it's like Eden just being like, Kim's a bitch. And he was like, oh,
Dory's like, yes, she did actually, she said lots of bad things about Kim, which doesn't really help because the point is that Rina was one he promised not
to talk about it anymore. And then I lean, try to jump in with her non-help.
She's like, but her sister and it's her responsibility because her sister passed
away to not let anything slide by with anyone ever.
I'm letting it into my sadness.
And then Kyle does her usual, oh my God,
these things can turn a fragile person broken.
They can break a fragile person.
This is what makes a person who's trying not to drink.
Drank.
Would you say that that is an issue because she's close to death, Kyle?
You're talking almost as if she's close to death Kyle.
You're talking almost as if she's close to death.
That's how she's talking, you know, and that's kind of the point. It's like, if she's that fragile that she can't deal with Twitter and she can't
deal with people talking about her and she can't do this and she can't do that,
then stop bringing her on the damn.
So I mean, you can't have it both ways.
Well, I like when so Rinna is going after Eden and she's like,
I've tried to be so careful about my words and Vanderbomb.
This is again, another Vanderbomb moment where she's just like
jizzing on the inside and she's like, oh, come on, Rinna.
What do you remember what you said about the arrest that came
like, come on, Rinna.
And they show a flashback over him.
What about the arrests?
I'm like, well, Vanderpump kind of got you again.
Like this is just a terrible episode.
I've never seen, she just, Rina just lost this episode.
It was total defeat.
But Vanderpump, you know, Vanderpump
doesn't come out yelling off.
She doesn't.
She was really, very rare.
But she was so excited.
And this is another time I bet she's squealing mad
because she squealed again.
She goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. again. She goes, get out, get out, fool!
She lost her cool.
It was actually shocking.
She's never yelled, actually, I think.
It was so funny.
She's squealed mad.
And then, Rennas, like, you know what, the defender pump, you are right.
You are right.
Absolutely.
Yes, you are correct.
Absolutely. Go. Right. You are right. you are right, absolutely. Yes, you are correct, absolutely. Co-op!
Right, you are right, you are the right.
To find a round, wait, hold on.
Ah, you got it right and guys,
who wants to be a millionaire?
You do, and are a millionaire at least a bet.
I'm gonna stop complimenting you.
I'll try to tell you off.
I'm gonna say, listen, I'm not gonna allow Eden
to twist this around. And by twisted around, I'm not gonna allow Eden to twist this around and by twisted around
I mean report exactly what I said
Clearly and accurately
And the Kyle is just coming down because now Ryn is on a compliment
compliment tick and
Just trying to swim backwards you basically and Kyle's like okay, well look
Don't you think that maybe you said it
just in that moment?
And remember, give me a life.
To give it a go back to call back to the metaphor from 30 seconds ago, who wants to
be a minute, we're giving you a life line.
Yeah, she's like, are you sure you don't want a phone, a friend?
We've eliminated two of the excuses for you.
There's only two options left and one of them's correct. And then she,. And then she does work a little because she's written this like, well, if I did say it,
I didn't mean it in her full way. If I said it, I'm not saying. And then so Vanderpump goes,
oh, so you're saying a thousand percent. Didn't say it. She's like, no, I'm not saying that.
I mean, a thousand percent. That's a huge percent. I'm not saying that's huge.
I mean, who am I to say that?
I can't even count to a thousand.
What the hell am I supposed to do with a thousand?
I don't know.
What do you, I mean, what do you do in a situation like that?
What do you do?
If you've said some shit about someone,
and you've actually forgotten,
because in your mind it was inconsequential, whatever.
And then for someone else, remember, is it?
And then brings up and then like, you know, a month or two later, someone throws it in your face. And in that moment, you don't remember.
But then after thinking about it for a few minutes, you start to remember it.
What do you do to not sound like a total asshole who is flying in time?
So she does remember saying it at some point because she's been saying it for years. It's not like
it's anything
I would have just said I was talking to Eden about addiction because Eden is an addict and she's talking about addiction
And she brought up Kim cuz she knows Kim and I was saying Kim has had a really bad problem where it looks you know
Krow is worried before like any family member that she's just gonna turn up dead one day
You know, and it's a scary thing and if Kim could have a friend, you know, all it takes is one relapse to end up dead.
Yeah.
And, you know,
that's gotta be the best.
Tara would still be pissed,
but at least it would sound like she was trying
to be helpful instead of just lying about saying anything.
But I think Rina was like, oh shit,
I've already had this conversation with Kyle
and I've already explained these feelings to Kyle
and I promised that I wouldn't be talking
about it anymore and I just got caught talking about it again.
Yeah. So eventually they're like, all right then, well come out of that little corner,
like a cage animal. So they all literally.
Thanks, Elaine. Thanks for showing up, Elaine.
Aren't those cage animals so sad? I understand them. With the caged bird
refuses to sing. Am I right, Rena? Have you remembered anything darling? Is this woman
some ice-cream pop out? So they all sort of separate and I just love Kyle
goes over to the bar and she just she just starts putting the powder on her face
so angry. She's like, I hate this. I hate her face so angry she's like bitch Kyle was like ready to come roaring back to life she's like
control it control a Kyle put her back in put her back into that little corner
so so uh Rema starts crying she's like I'm going outside I'm not gonna take
this I want to go home.
I lean, of course, uses this as a great opportunity
to remind everyone that Lisa Vanderpump is causing the shit here.
She's the one who's causing the real problem, you know?
Yes, I lean, of course, turns it right around.
She's like, well, what does this happen to all men with everything else?
Yeah.
News Vanderpump.
But see, this is where I lean falls down
with her argument against Vanderpump. I think she's right, obviously, the Vanderpump. But see, this is where Eileen falls down with her argument against Vanderpump.
I think she's right, obviously, that Vanderpump meant to be late stuff.
Of course, and of course, just going back the last year for one second,
I think she's right, you know, and always have that Vanderpump was making rude digs at her
about stealing a husband, you know.
I get all that, but here's where she falls down.
Vanderpump then give a fuck. She'll say it.
When she has a problem, she just goes right up and says,
Oh, man, oh, man, it's a lying darling.
She's lying.
I mean, if she's manipulating it, okay,
but she's not denying shit.
Yeah.
I just think that it's a fool's errand
to go after Lisa Banner pump.
It just is.
So now, so Rin is crying and she's like,
I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. I never
cry fuck you. I never cry. What's the root? What's the root? What's the root? Like opposite
it. It's like. So my breasted her. I'm even into fast. And then Dorit and I trusted her and even into fast.
And then to read an islander like,
and like, Rinna is sobbing.
To read an islander, no one to do themselves.
And the editor just cut to the marry,
I should be go, oh.
And she's like Dorothy without like glitter shoes.
Like you need to click your heels Dorothy.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, click them.
And Doree comes out to find her and she's like,
Lisa darling, why are you standing out here
clicking your feet together by the toes?
You're never gonna get anywhere that way. But what George
knows, Dorothy, what an alcoholic, if I told you about her, talk about a siflock full
of pills and your basket. While this is happening, these Savannah Pump and Kyle are doing some
sort of tango dance and being shady the entire time. They're talking about, you know, you
know, Rina and this whole situation. I just liked how they were doing the entire they were just being so shady about Rina while doing a tango
Well, I was all Vanderpump because I was like trying not to talk about it. You can tell and Vanderpump's like
Wasn't it wonderful to see someone own it? Oh, I guess she didn't call she didn't own it did she
Girls like okay, I'm not gonna laugh at that. He's like, oh, Kyle, I don't feel good, Kyle.
I don't feel good.
Yeah, it's like she's falling down.
Lisa is like drunk on power, right?
Yes.
Kyle's like, oh, you're drunk.
Um, so, uh, so, Rina is gonna leave.
And Eileen's gonna go with her because Eileen's like, I gotta take a shit. So, so, um, I like how Vanderpump is like, I want to be
supportive of you and my pals.
Not a great play. Why is Rina crying? I'm like, um, because you just destroyed her. That's why.
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So they go out to help her and she's like, I just had such a good day with my daughter
and then now look what's happening.
Like this was an amazing day.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Um, and you know what, the good day with your daughter was only made possible by your
fight with Yolanda in the first place somehow, because we already saw Tommy Hilfiger last year
in that fashion, so now your kids in it,
I feel like your bad Juju leads to good Juju.
Is that weird?
Maybe it's the red string around your wrist.
Maybe.
Something good will come of this.
Maybe, maybe.
So Rina leaves with Erica and with Eileen.
And then Kyle starts doing a classic call thing. So Rina leaves with Erica and with Eileen.
And then Kyle starts doing a classic Kyle thing.
She's like, well, I feel bad that she's crying.
I'm like, no, you don't, Kyle.
You do not feel bad at all.
You were jumping up and down inside.
You crushed her soul and almost deservedly so based on
her spiritual soul.
So let's see.
A lot of blah happens. So Eric and Rina go back home. Okay, Rina, Erica ends up going back to you. And she's like,
Rina, you okay girl? She's like, I don't know. Okay, Erica, I really don't know. I am wearing a lovely zebra print rope,
which you can buy if you get on QBC to write time with me
Do I still have to charm to sell this rope Erica?
Do I or not?
You move, Rino.
But then Erica starts grilling her and she's like, I know how you feel hug out to dry but girl
whatever happened just tell the facts
Sibbing in Amelow that's a big one and if you said on me I gotta say it big one come on
Lisa rena come on show me on the doll or you didn't touch you
Show me on the doll
Where you call the in a neighbor
you called it in a neighbor. Go ahead.
I don't know the fuck.
But I mean, Erika was also right about something where she says, you know, you know, Lisa is pretty
good about holding shit.
So if she did say it, I'm sure she'll own it soon enough.
Yeah.
And I think, I mean, she's, that's the thing.
I mean, Rina has said things that are way worse than this.
And she always says, I own it, baby.
I own it.
So I am sorry to think she really does not remember
because, you know, I mean, the fact that she went up
to Kim Richards and was like, what about your arrest, Kim?
You know, I think she wouldn't shy away from saying, yeah,
I think that caused an enabler and Kim is close to death.
I think that she would, I think she would own it. I think she
She didn't I think they just phrased the question wrong like why does it have to be about saying one word?
Why is it about enabler? Why isn't it about were you still talking shit about Kim?
Why would you do that because then that's a much easier answer, you know plus it is possible that
much easier answer. You know, plus it is possible that Rina really was blindsided and I can imagine that she is like a fuse box. She's like a Tom and Arianna's apartment where you
put on the microwave and the air conditioning and all the lights go off. So I think that
when she gets blindsided is like putting a frozen burrito in the microwave and everything
just like shuts down inside and she just won a million
dollars, you know, yes. And she's like, yeah, I've got an idea. Tonight we should do some
husband swapping. And he's like, he's the unlucky fuck of the dance up with you. She's like,
Oh, and peak is like, how many times have you fallen asleep waiting for her to take this big undueil off?
I'm like, you are so obsessed with the underwear.
You just, you really need to move on from this talking point.
Well, you gotta love it, Karen, no matter what.
It's like, never.
Never.
It's never happened.
I'll not just walk out.
So, by the way, PK...
Rans here to be your top dealer, man. So by the way, PK were you talking to me or to a deal?
I couldn't tell.
I'm here to pick up B. Lou, they've taken for a walk,
but I guess you forgot his key.
Oh, so we should also mention that PK has decided
to adopt the Ken Todd look and his shirt was also open
down to the Naval.
And in a fun twist, he had like a Luandle a set
pendant around his neck too. Oh god this was a horrifying E.K. episode. Any who it's
the next morning now and I love that this showed a shot of a parrot and I was
pretty much expecting these Savannah pump just to go and like get it with a
net and bring it back up to her house up in Los Angeles.
It's like I'm gonna catch that parrot. Oh wait again, it can fly. Never mind. Anybody have a broken parrot I can take out.
The parrot doesn't need me enough darling. I love I love an animal that just repeats whatever I say. So Vanderbump has this moment where she's speaking Spanish, Charlie.
I guess she's reading off the back of a shampoo bottle.
Yeah. She just wants orange juice. So she's hoping that it says like, can I have some
orange juice, please Pedro? Dry hair and Sugiyato darling. Just cracking herself up. I mean,
she's like waking up with afterglow. So, and the last time we saw her was in the middle of the night when she got home.
And she's like, P.K. says, I'll be wait.
P.K. says, Oh, we're going to get ready for bed.
I'll see you in a moment.
And she's like, I'll be in the bedroom on my old fours,
barking like a dog.
Darling.
Meanwhile, you know that somewhere down in Orange County,
Heather DeBro was nudging Terry Terry, Terry Alfredo's on TV. I'm not sure if you're going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going So America it's been a oh no we already talked about that so Rina now is in the bedroom talking to Harry on the phone
She's like Harry Hamley. Hi, this is Lisa Rina
She's like I walked into something and I had no clue about it and I need your sage advice. He's like actually I'm
I'm learning how to turn nuclear energy into gas, refuel it through a cart to turn it into
water for poor people. Just to see if it can be done. Oh, you're so smart, Harry.
Yeah. So she starts gossiping, tells him all the gossip, and he's like, well,
you know, you've never said to me that Kyle's a manabler. I was like, well, yes, he has on TV,
actually. And he's like, well, but you have said that you're not said to me that Kyle's a manabler. I was like, whoa, yes he has.
On TV, actually.
And he's like, well, you have said that she's an addict.
And what about, I'll just sleep Kyle out of it.
Like, what'd you say about,
are you talking about her type, bras?
Don't bring up the truth to these people, okay?
Yeah, and then Harry is like, well, I think, you know,
it's up to Kyle to acknowledge how much of an able to her she is.
It's like, ooo, okay. That's not gonna help the situation when Kelsey is that back.
Look, honey, if Kim wants to be a fall down drunk and Kyle wants to scrape her off the floor, that's their business.
Has nothing to do with you. Stop talking about it.
Oh dear, dear, dear. The poo just gets smushier and smushier.
Yeah.
And then she's like, oh, that's Harry.
He always talks me off a cliff.
I'm like, well, he needs to stop driving you
to the top of him.
Because you're about to fall the fuck off
because of him.
Don't listen to that advice.
So now we go back to Beverly Hills to a poor rental house.
Oh, it's tiny little house.
Where Eden lives.
Yes.
This is my headquarters.
Oh, it counts.
So Beverly comes by.
Yeah.
Beverly is Eden's mom.
And she comes by.
And what I loved is that this general pattern and Eden's going to she comes by and what I loved is that you know this general
pattern and Eden's gonna make her a calming drink and she's like and I've also
gotten you a poke bowl. Have you ever had a poke bowl and Beverly's like I just
did and Columbus Ohio and Eden looks so betrayed like I can't believe you have
robbed me of this opportunity of introducing you to Pokeball. And Ohio. You know, Ohio.
You know, Ohio.
Yeah, her mom is really shady.
I like it.
She's like, yes, actually, they even have them in Ohio.
Anything else?
Any other little tricks you'd like to pull out?
Dear.
We just started talking again.
Don't make me stop talking to you again, darling.
We learned that there was some sort of strange tag team relay race in sobriety with this family
because Beverly was an alcoholic and then she got sober and then the sister dies so
she'd be in an alcoholic again and then Eden became sober.
I'm like, they have like shifts of when they're going to be sober or an alcoholic, but right
now they're both sober, which is good.
It's weird all the women of my family, we all get our periods at the same time, but our
alcoholism at different times.
It's really odd how it works out.
None of us can figure out the clock, but we're all on the journey in the pathway to Poke
Bowls.
And also, Eden's made everybody hate her mom because the first thing she ever said about her mom was that she ditched her and abandoned her and went to the Hamptons the minute she had
Edens and now she's like, hi mom and I can just imagine her mom being like gross. Now that I've seen the look of her mom, I can imagine Beverly being like, that came out of me. Let's go to the Hamptons. Let's be here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's my Beverly and her Hampton Summer House impersonation.
So yeah, what I liked was that Eden started talking
about this movie, Tough Turf, that her sister and Kim Richards
were in with James Spader and Robert Downey Jr.,
which is a call back to our bonus episode,
because we were talking about the Brad Pack
and how James Spader and Robert Downey Jr.
are Brad Pack, we think that they're core Brad Packers,
but they are technically not, but they were made, they were made high profile rat packers because of this movie tough
turf.
Yeah.
And she's like, do you remember when they would all hang out at the house and Beverly's
like, Oh, yes, there was Jimmy Spader and that charming Robert Downey.
And she goes, do you remember the women?
She's like, yes, Kim Richards.
It's like, Oh like what a Kim Richards you know
She was like stealing the remote control and hiding it behind a planter or some shit
Yeah, she did not like him
It was a time before security cameras, but I'm sure she took my whisk. I'm sure she did it
She never looked good as we know the family motto is if she doesn't look good but I'm sure she took my whisk. I'm sure she did it.
She never looked good. As we know, the family motto is,
if she doesn't look good, we don't look good.
And I do not like not looking good.
So I left every time she came over.
Do you think she's the one who stole the piano?
Tell me the truth, Eden.
But I like that nobody has a good memory of Kim
because when Eden brought up Kim, she's like, yeah, I know where, you know,
there was Robert and James and Kim.
Kim was there too.
So Eden is venting about the whole situation.
But it's like, just don't get involved.
She's like, yeah, but that's like, you know,
I see Kyle and Kim and it's like,
Eden and sister of Eden and the mom's like, uh, yeah, except
you and your sister were teenagers and Kyle and Kim are grown women and it's totally different.
So don't get involved.
Yeah, she's like just zip it.
She even goes, why does it have to get me so deep?
And she goes, because you're your father's daughter.
Well, this was Sunhoney and this was great. I should go. I mean, you're draining father's daughter. Well, this was Sun Honey and this was great.
I should go.
I mean, you're draining me.
This is draining me.
This is so my mom.
Like, it was good talking to you,
but wow, that was draining.
I'm gonna go get some better Pokey and even goes,
well, I love you and she goes, oh, well,
that's nice.
I love you too, baby girl. I'm actually hugged her and she goes, oh well, that's nice. I love you too, baby girl. I'm in
she hugs her and she goes, oh God, one of those hugs. Oh God, these are one of
those. Stop it. Let me go. My Pokey is rotting as we speak. It has to be eaten
when it's cold eatin' and we've been hugging for 10 minutes. Let me go.
So funny.
So back in Mexico, who says what's called pe...
Oh, Doree.
Doree.
She's like, let's go, pegger.
The milk madeness.
Peggy, are you wearing any underwear today?
Oh, you're so tricky, Peggy.
Oh. And so basically... I thought I told you enough to call here again.
Why are you calling here again?
You think I don't have enough to do raising your entire brood into a baby?
Basically this is what the phone call sounds like.
Because the re-sake could you put it on the baby's please?
And then this will hear...
And the re-sake... like oh my god it was just
static.
Back he's like don't worry to manage he left the house he started calling me mommy.
And she's like he said mama.
He said the mama.
Like yes to me stupid woman.
And Doreet starts doing this thing.
It's so hard.
So ever so hard to leave the children behind every day a pot from this day that my pot bicks even further
I'm like I don't feel bad for you that you left your kids to go to paradise
No, if you felt so bad you would have stayed in you're you're literally
You know jet jet skiing and going on a yacht and I'm supposed to feel bad for you because you're away from your kid
No, she doesn't even know how to feel things She learns it from movies. She's like it feels like someone sticking the hand in majestic squeeze in my heart out
Like you got that from Indiana Jones
Feel that way. I just want to put my baby on my face and then have the baby stuck to my face for about a week or so
And then all of a sudden I feel better, but then my baby will just pop out of my stomach
Love you're just watching alien
I love my baby so much that sometimes I think about my my baby and I just see a giant version of my baby walking through New York City
Terras and everyone that's ghost busters and your baby is not to say pup marshmallow man
That's Ghostbusters and your baby is not to say pup marshmallow man. I don't know.
My baby so much to see is lack being in detention.
On a Saturday when I should be out there and with my friends.
That's the breakfast pup.
My baby is so wonderful that we'd like to just get to a plan together and just go flying all around.
But God, if things get to trouble here, my baby has to remember.
Be careful when you eject.
That's just top gun
Or the bucket list or the bucket list
Both of them actually my baby's on the harbour to the danger zone
I feel like my baby can't stop riding a bus just 20 miles now
Everyone on board died
I loved it Everyone on board that Don't speak stupid I
Love it Peggy is like yeah, well everyone's fine. They clean they got food in the belly and they don't have poop over the pan pan So anything else I'm just going to work away my grief by going on a yacht
by going on a yacht. Huff, hopefully, while I'm gone,
poor little Phoenix can be kissed by a frog
and turn into a princess instead of a
squishy headed little monster.
So stupid beauty.
To Phoenix that if he was Jack,
if Phoenix and Jagger want to get on the magic carpet, they can.
That's Aladdin.
Oh. Alright, well I've got to go.
My best friend's dog.
I've got to tell her she was the wind beneath my wings.
Tell Jag, I hope to see you stand up set next time.
That's just that movie with Sally Field and Tom Hanks. Just one last question before I go.
Who's Kyle Soci?
Is that a new play made of Chagga?
So stupid.
Okay, so at breakfast, I lean comes down and keeps the cheer going.
She's like, well, I shit out a stream of condos this morning,
and I'm still feeling in pain.
I'm like, OK, great.
Well, thanks for coming to breakfast.
Yeah.
And this is a van to pump has to leave.
She's like, I'm going to speak at Congress.
I was like, is that a new gay club?
Eulin.
I just like how we can organize as it is.
It'll probably be the wrong damn state.
I just like that she says she has to speak it congress.
We've got to stop the Eulind dog meat festival in China.
Those dogs are almost as tortured as we are pretending Rina didn't say things that she obviously said, only Rina!
So she's getting ready to go and Rina's come down kissing every, you know, deciding
to just let it pass or whatever and she goes, oh Rina, goodbye darling.
Now I hope that you just learned something from this and move on darling.
Oh yeah.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You are right.
You are right.
So then they all go off to the yacht.
And this is when they're driving.
This is when Erica sees the iguana.
And she's like,
Oh, there it is!
She's like, it's like Jurassic Park.
At which point, you know, Doreet's like Jurassic Park! At which point do you read to that?
Oh, that's what I always say about Jagger!
I always imagine my love for Jagger coming out in as if you were trapped in a little car
and I was coming to go put my pretty little face on the windshield and terrify his joy out
of his face.
I don't know what I'm saying, I'm sorry.
I like it anyway because that was kind of Jurassic Park.
He's like, oh you found a he limonster good for you, Erica. America's like, well, whenever we go in Safari, they say, I'm the best spanner. That's whatever we've said.
I can spout anything. And he cares like, can your spokesokes snakes with his stupid half a
misogynist and half woman
But a pair panties though putting in a pus I
Like the Erica never gets offended by him though
She knows how to deal with some fat loser. He's always trying to get into your pants
I mean she's done it her whole damn line, but she's like, can you spot snakes and she's like, that's about that
And then Erica's like, this is what Mike's goes about, you know swimming, son, fun, last of margarita too
I was like, well, I think that's what Mike's goes about for rich white people
It's also about like poverty and drug cartels and
I mean, it's so wonderful not the fun and swimming and margaritas.
It's like, well, I'm supposed to like, know the wall to keep everyone inside and just have to keep the party going.
Why would I live?
Oh, so Rhyma and I leaned go to the back of the boat.
And Rhyma's like, if anyone needs a drink, it's me. That was so stressful.
Like I need a drink.
And because you'll be fine, honey.
Stop letting random strangers give you advice.
Mike, excuse me.
You are the random stranger giving her advice back away, man, boobs.
Well, I like when Serena's venting to Eileen and she's like, you know, I just don't
feel he's seen or heard.
You know, the worst part is I don't understand what this all came from. I'm like, it came from you just don't feel like you've seen or heard. You know, the worst part is, I don't understand what this all came from.
I'm like, it came from you.
It literally came from you.
And also, now you know what it felt like
when Vanderbump was in Dubai and you came for her
and she's like, what?
You know.
That never happened.
I don't remember that.
What's Dubai?
So then, Rin and Eileen, we're talking about how happy
Vanderbump must have been to Bus Rina.
It's like, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
Yeah.
She's like, oh, she's loving this.
Oh, Rinna's going down.
Ooh, great.
Yep, that was, I mean, that was pretty much.
And then me want a better dress.
And she was more hilarious, too.
Yeah, pretty much.
And then on the other end of the boat,
PK is trying to start shit.
He's like, have you know, he had his, is that I lean and Rina tend to exclude themselves. Have you noticed that?
And Eric is like, well, they're friends and you know, they're just talking and it's also like they aren't excluding themselves
They're just sitting in the best seat on the yacht. That's like the prime place. That's why there are shes lounges there
I'm sure that this isn't the first time that PK's taken off his shirt and like 80% of the
women's move.
Yeah.
Probably says that at every Yacht party.
He's like, what?
What about you?
But you're serenade.
So then it's like, yeah, so then PK and Doriko and find Rina and then they give the unsolicited
advice as usual.
And then it's like, fun time to cover well, you're a cover, this was funny to me because
he comes back, Eric is like, I'm gonna go see them.
And I'm like, well, I'm gonna go eat.
I guess I'm not gonna talk about my feelings on this trip.
So we're gonna go find the taco.
And PK tells Rina he's
like oh Rina I've got to tell you you're recover well and she goes that's
very nice PK that's very nice of you thank you that's so lovely of you thank
you thank you PK I don't know why that made me laugh so hard but he's such an
asshole she's always talking to him like she would talk to a five-year-old.
Good for you, PK.
Wow, that was polite.
Let's go.
Oh, Rina.
Yeah, so then they all jump into the Osh.
And Doree originally did not want to jump into the ocean,
but then PK said, ah, bye, Rebecca.
And I'm like, do you really going to spend was a $10,000 just to have
your wife jump in the water, please?
Well, he's saving up for another bankruptcy because his first bankruptcy was in London,
I believe, so he can still have an American bankruptcy.
Oh, good.
And Barclays is coming after him for $5 million so far.
So I think he's
putting as much as he can on that amics before they come for him. He's like, don't worry,
darling. It's under the shelter. It's under the bankruptcy shelter. Buy it now.
Make sure it'll last a few years, darling. It's the last time you're getting for a while. But this
was a big moment in history because I believe this is the first Dorek Giff I ever made, which
says something about Dorek's abilities on this show. She's learning in her diary room session
when she's like, and that's how you get to begin and then we can get away with murder.
Oh gosh okay so Kyle and Dorek stay on the boat blah blah murder. Oh gosh. Okay. So Kyle and to
read stay on the boat blah blah blah. Oh yeah. So basically,
it's just that right? Yeah. Oh no, it ends with it ends with
them on the boat and their Rinna is trying to
ingratiate herself again or whatever. And they're like,
let's party. Let's dance. And she goes, if you put on
painkiller, I'll get on the table the dance. And Kyle's like,
that's the only song we're license to play. So
hit it.
Lisa not only does a dance on the table, open her legs and put
her cornhole in everybody's face, but she actually knows the
move. And they show that by
intercutting it with Eric is actual video and Lisa Rennet has learned the dance. Yeah, she probably
You know practice ahead of time and an anticipation of pulling this move on this Mexico trip
She's like well this trip has gone to shit for me, but the very least I'm gonna do this dance
Wow, wow, wow, or she just opened her like a lot and grabbed her vagina a lot and it just fit the
What Erica already has. I mean Erica could be performing in cats and it just fit the what Erica already has. I mean, Erica could be
performing in cats and it would be the same moves. Yeah, Eric was hot.
Eric was like, yeah, I know you're out of the news. I knew you wanted to do it.
So brings us to the end of another beautiful real housewives
of Beverly Hills episode.
And before we sign off for today, it is Wednesday.
So, of course, it's Wednesday.
That means it's time for a listener spotlight. when we shine the spotlight on one of our listeners.
I guess it's pretty obvious.
If this is something you're interested in,
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and you can sign up there for the listener spotlight level,
which gives you access to the mailbag and the monthly hangout,
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So this week, very specialist in Spotlight, we mention this woman nearly every single episode.
It feels like it is one of our premium sponsors, one of the trio that we have.
There are almost like a little girl group. Madonna Hines with a sexy J.
MADGE!
MADGE!
Here is a little bit about Madonna.
Hey Benjamin and Ronnie and everyone have watched what happens. It's Madonna here from
Australia. I'm mad with this sexy J down under at 3.28 am, my circadian rhythm is totally thrown out. I have one day off today and back
in the rear really early, something morning. Just saying a little bit about myself for working
emergency, should work, single mother, a child with special needs. I've been listening to what's
what happens pretty much from the very beginning. I love found Ben Ronny's, we could
say to him, I love that they can make fun of anything and it's not politically
correct. Pretty much like our dark sense of is a fumer that we need to have when we deal with life and death.
Originally we were going to come on here and be all sunshotted on a lot of the books and we're not in the final phase but
today we buried a friend from work, he took his own life
and I don't know how to feel about that but everyone's been coming to me, you know,
on the one that likes to crack a joker work and trying to tell everyone playing mother
hand, you know, everything's going to be okay. I'm not sure it is. It's a bit of a dark
world at the moment. And that's for for every new food, like Ben and Ronnie.
There's nothing better than the gift of laughter and the gift of comedy.
We really need it in these uncertain times at the moment.
Yeah, I love bravo, the absurdity of those, quite theatrical,
and stupidity of bravo.
Sometimes I'm so exhausted, full of sleep,
resting to watch what happened, and it's podcasts, and I find I will wake myself laughing in my sleep.
I love that. But give it up guys, and I love the watch what happened,
spare us two. I love reading your comments, you good people,
you're intelligent people, and that's pretty hard to find these days.
Love you guys, I'm gonna end it down, I think I've gone over
for two minutes, okay, see you by.
Oh well Madonna, thank you so much for that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your friend,
and we're happy that we can at least provide some laughter
during what you guys are going through.
Yeah, oh my God, that's so sad, hex to you, babe.
A lot of people say they listen to this while they go to sleep,
which I don't know how to take that.
Yeah, we hear that a lot.
We do hear that a lot.
I think it just becomes like really gay white noise after a while.
Like, did they really just talk about Beverly Hills?
A half an hour longer than the show actually lasted.
Yes, yes they did.
Well, Madonna, started here about that.
Glad we could bring some light into your life.
Thanks everyone for listening this week and we'll be back tomorrow with
with the marriage medicine season finale and real housewives of Atlanta and
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