Watch What Crappens - #397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster

Episode Date: February 23, 2017

Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? Also, Kyle decides to go to Team Eden, Dorit is poised to accuse yet another cast member of being a drug addict, and Vanderpump buys her kid a really gay couch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yeal Braves. I'm Ronny Karen from the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast, and the real housewives of Beverly Hills, audiobooks, or artisans. And as usual, I'm with my gorgeous little friend, Ben Mantelker of the B-side blog and the banter blender, hello, Ben. Howdy everyone, I have a new episode of the banter blender coming up later this week when I get around to posting it.

Lisa Timins was on, so everyone keep an ear out for that on your various podcast platforms. Oh nice. Well everybody, welcome to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Day. One of our favorite. Yeah. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yeah, we did it. Everyone, thanks for listening. It says a lot about this show that I can write a 10-page recap, record an audiobook, and still want to talk about it. So fun. So fun. And I will hang up with

you and then talk to my best friend Aileen about it for another three hours later. And after I'm done with this, I am going to go to the nearby black barber shop to get my haircut and I will probably not be talking about it there. Why not? Maybe you'll be surprised. Well the barber, like the next chair over, he has had some things like he says like the F word every now and then and not fuck so I'm like I don't know if Beverly Hills chatter is really gonna

fly well at this barber shop but I like my barber so I just sort of deal nice nice yeah it's great yeah great yeah I'm like with an uplifting story Ben I know sorry it's a great story to start at this not standing up for your gay brothers and sisters at the barbershop. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be really great. Like me going into this barbershop and me like, you shouldn't say that. I don't think it's gonna really be me, sir. Excuse me, sir. As a fake ETO barito. Okay.

Yeah. I don't think that's where I want to make my my big uh, civil rights moment at the barbershop. I'll just deal. Oh, I've got the wrong week up in my notes. I was like, wait, the fat horse guy, I think I've already talked about that. Well, if you want, I can start talking about it while you get your notes forward. Just because the, uh, the, the show opens with Lisa Vanderpump and Todd walking into a super shitty condo, and we learn that they are buying this condo for Max because he's been so good as a bus boy. So apparently he's like filled his waters up really well, so therefore he gets a condo. I told him, if you keep a plant alive for a year, I'll get you a bus boy job.

And if you can make a half glass into a half full glass, you'll get a condo. After that, if you keep your condo semi-clean, I'll buy you a mountain. And a mountain max, you can climb the mountain or buy you an island. Like Jesus Christ, I love the standards of this mother. I would be wealthy if my mother had that low standards. There was something about that narrative. You just drew that, reminding me a lot of the runaway bunny as a child. If you run to the ocean, I will follow.

I'll be the water beneath your boat. And if you run into hills, I'll be the windblower. Anyway. And if you run into the, I'll be the wind blow. Anyway. And if you run into the streets and almost get hit by a bus, all I'd do to you and fix your little almost broken leg. Ha, ha, ha. My favorite part about this was as they're walking around

this clear fixer upper, can just like tear down some draperies. I'm just imagine be like, all not just spark out draperies. Spark out. There's one thing I won't put up with is ugly draperies around my wife. Well, not now. My hair. You can't just do that. You're like ruining the fucking drywall, Ken. It was like some strange like Ken Hulk moment. Take these draperers down. They're since then. Well, I've done it. I'm gonna be over here letting the dog lick my tongue. I'm so ready darling. Just got my exercise for you.

It's like kicking the draperies around the floor. Yeah, I check that now. I want where's my money draperies? Where's my money? That's how he rips my clothes off darling. So one of their friends was selling them this house. And I think I've seen this gay when I saw her in her tent at pump with all the for old gays who were each holding a dog. I talked about that a long time ago, but one time I went to pump and it's just this tent has to decide with all these old gays holding dogs of leases, which is hilarious. So this is one of her old dog holder gaze.

She's like, after I'm a commission every once in a while, after all, can and I have done for you, Harrison holding gay, Harrison holding HHG. So she's telling him all her, her business. She's like, well, we're going to look for Max's birth mother situation or whatever. And I just thought, you know, no one understands that like a gay guy because that's how we have babies, you know, we're like adoptin' them or buyin' a Malfi Bay or whatever. And that's like our greatest fear is some like homely toothless woman coming back like that's my sin! Yeah. Well, I'd like to flash back up her on the phone with her private investigator, because she's just on this gigantic landline,

some 18-d phone from 1992. She's like, all right, you found her. OK, great, wonderful. I also can only imagine what a private investigator would look like that lease of hand or pump would hire. It probably is just like another gay, Harrison holding gay. Yeah, it's like he looks like Colombo, but he's gay and he's holding about. And he has like a monical. So he spies with a monical or the opera

glasses. He's he sits with like a little mustache with a with a newspaper in his press about a cafe. And then he puts the newspaper down and looks through opera glasses across the street and goes, my, my, what have we found here? Now tell me, are they alive? One, if they're alive, tell me if they have siblings. See what color is there here. Are they bus boys and how talented are they? Do they play the guitar? Can they pick out swaths of pink for the walls? Have they come back to business for swans? I like her sneaky private investigator shit. She's like, will tell Max he's got a mother if she's uglier than me and fat. Okay, good plan. She's just gonna hire like a poor fat person.

Like, this is your mother. You'll never want to get with her. Will you? She says she's gonna throw him an anniversary party. She's like, well, we've had vowel renewals and we've married off pandey. So it's time to have a re-adoption ceremony with Max. We're doing it in front of the refrigerator and the back hole at her. Where are the most important things I said in life?

This was where Lisa kind of falls down a bit, because she's like, the gay is like, that is south, yeah, my fall is thigh. You're like, such a good mom, and she goes, well, Harrison holding gay. Some people say I have no feelings, and I've got to prove them wrong. It's like, okay, so you're just basically a sociopath,

is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I would approve to prove them wrong. Like, okay, so you're just basically a sociopath, that's what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. I will prove it! How touching. Yeah. Matt, so then, we're glad we've adopted you and also that we have this chance to prove that I'm not heartless.

Welcome back home. Now, you'll have to deal with these awful green walls yourself. Goodbye. You're now in charge of changing the water filter at Bump thank you So then we go to a boutique where Kyle and Kim have Gathered to have some sisterly chatting And we learned that Kim is super excited because we're having a baby

Can you believe a cow we're having a baby. Can you believe it, Kyle? We're having a baby. Kyle. Kim, yes, we know Kim. It's like it's just, I mean, I knew we knew it, but now I really know it. We're going to have a baby, Kyle. Why are you shopping for clothes for seven year olds?

You know the babies don't come out like half grown, right? I got a ball gun for the baby, cow. Yeah, Kim's kind of an ematic place today. Her head's bobbing all over the place. She's like the cervix is happening cow. And Kyle's It's not like the service is getting. Service is getting bad cow. Cow, why can't my appetizer so isn't shown up? Cow. We're in a boutique.

Oh, they just got the car looking at her like, oh, Jesus, I just did a whole monologue about how sober you are. Can you please donate down a little bit? And it's cause like, I'm so happy that she's confident and excited for a baby. And then Kim's still jumping up and down. We're having a baby. So then this scene is in her cut with Rina,

who is now dressed just for battle. I mean, she's in Panther, like leopard tights, and a bright pink fanny pack. She's like, I'm ready to do this baby. Yeah, it was kind of funny because Kim's like, you know, the other night, I actually had a really, I had like a pretty good time talking with Rina. It was like the easiest time I had time with Rina.

And it calls like, well, I'm gonna ruin it for you right now. I know they cut to Rina. And yeah, so now Rina is going to have a confrontation with Eden and Rina's still saying have a confrontation with Eden and Rina is still saying, you know, hey baby, I still don't remember what I said, but all I know is what I didn't say, she shouldn't have not said what I didn't say.

I'm like, oh, Rina, I love you. You are digging such a hole for yourself. Like I, I'm like entertained by it massively, but I'm cringing every single time you did not. Every single time. It's funny. And then seeing Eden, they meet at the picnic benches, which that's so bad. That's so Beverly Hills, you know, like let's meet in the middle of a park. Never ends well.

So, and they've also both got those like mom ways of talking where they're trying to make you feel guilty with their love. So, they, he even gives her that really hard hug. And she's like, how are you? Renna's like, I don't know, baby. I'm not sure how I am. I just don't know. Yeah, Renna is ready to go in for the kill

because she's not doing her. As you noticed it, as you put up in that gift, her arms wide open, YM C.A. entrance? Hello? She's doing it. Hello, Mark! Me and Lisa winner from television! Yeah, she's the... I don't know. I don't know how I am, baby.

No, baby. It's like I want to own it, baby, but I feel like I'm just leasing it, baby. And he didn't like well, I had a feeling. I had a feeling that you might be feeling bad. And when it's like, but what's going on with you though? She goes, no, I mean, you're saying you're having feelings about things. So we should talk about your feelings. No, we could talk about what you're doing. You've been busy, baby.

You've been real busy, baby. You've been real busy. Never, you know, anytime a woman says you've been busy, you. You've been real busy, baby. You've been real busy. Never, you know, anytime a woman says, you've been busy, you know something bad's coming. You have to like, trying to pass and aggressively make each other start to fight, but neither one will do it. So even like, even like,

well, I'm not busy enough to ask how you are. How is your journey to Mexico on the spiritual plane? And did you get the shits like Eileen? And run this like oh Mexico. I Wish Mexico was fun. I had the highest jobs for Mexico our relationship started over a mariachi band in perfect chipsied in fast-soon Ended up ruining my trip to Mexico Baby I did not brooding my trip to Mexico. Baby. She's like, these girls all attacked me literally up against the wall. Ascaline literally.

And it wasn't even a smooth wall baby. It was one of those walls with bricks that stick out a little bit. So it sort of hurts your back when you're top up against it baby. I was behind a folding table. Oh baby. So she then a folding table. Oh baby. So she then she's ready to just go. She's like, okay, she this bitch ain't gonna do it. So I'll just bring it on.

She goes. And they had me backed up. And I would love to know why instead of coming to me to talk directly, you would go to Lisa Fender, pump up all people. I thought we had a relationship. We've been so open and honest. Remember, I haven't told you that Kim was a smidge away from death back then

Like see you just said it. What did I say? I don't remember. What are we talking about? Who are you? Are we on the hill? It's just a picnic place to a restaurant are there waiters here? By the way, don't forget that when Doreed and I lean had their conversation. They were also on a picnic table So you know picnic tables are where the brain goes blank apparently. I'm totally sorry. I don't remember at all. I don't know why people can bring up this panty issue.

It's not like I ever said anything about it. It's all the same. But it is like killing the brain cells. Yeah, Eden is definitely confused. And she's like, what the fuck? What is going on? And I'm just kind of telling her off, you know? Yeah, it was really going in the hard.

And I kind of feel bad because this is interco with Kim and Kyle, you know, Kyle's calling Kim everything. And Kyle's like, but the funny thing is that they seem to be more angry at Eden. I'm like, wow, Eden is just getting torched for this. And really, in this case, I mean, Eden, she did blabber too much and she did get involved too much. But at the end of the day, Rina did say it.

Yeah, she said it, but who cares? I mean, look, if she says Kim's close to death, your reaction, my reaction would be, okay, so she's an ass. ass stop talk you said you'd stop talking mommy back to shut up Dan but yeah thank god they're not like me because it makes a whole fun season for us so Rina's kind of telling her off and even finally gets her brandy squeal on and she's like but I only told the truth I didn't say anything that wasn't said in the store and Rina stops and she's like wait I said that I did say close to death did I say those words and she goes yes she said she was an addict and she was close to death oh well if I said it all on up to it now what time did I say this was there anybody else around did you get this on

your iPhone did I sign anything I need to baby. I have to say I do think though that to say that someone's close to death to say that Kyle's an enabler those are a little stronger than typical gossip which they mentioned later but those are a little bit more fine words. I think and we knew it because when it happened you and I both when we recapped it we're like R Rina, this is gonna haunt you. You should not be saying these things. You're stepping in the poo right now and she sure is. She sure is. But she just goes full offensive. And she just goes right after eating and is like, hey, baby, do not go behind my back and talk about me to these other women. And then expect me to be there for you, baby. Yeah. And she's like, why would you go to Vanderpump?

Like, why her? And he can go, well, no one else will talk to me. But also, I thought it would be good to get some outside perspective. And she goes, oh, so that means an unbiased perspective. Roman Pearson, baby.

She was having an orgasm over that news. And that is not okay. Yeah, I like Eden's response though. And Eden's like, well, you know, you had a chance, you know, when they, you know, I said these things. And then they came and I didn't know they were going to throw it against, like throw it in my face, throw it in your face.

And then you had a chance to kind of just own it and said you just sort of, you just went under the bus. I sort of like like the idea of like, hey, baby, excuse me. I'm just going to check this bus to make sure everything's working underneath it. Okay, baby, bye, baby. I don't want this bus to make sure everything's working underneath it. Okay, baby Bye, baby. I don't want to listen to anybody talk about my good friend Kim Richards So I'm gonna be hiding under this bus reading a pamphlet about something and when you got your dad You come get me because I'm a good friend of Kim Richards

I feel like Rina getting run over by a bus. She just be like laughing. Oh This is hilarious. It's a bus. Only me. Only I would get run over by a bus. I'm so silly Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this bust so we get to our vacation destination, baby. Why don't more people ride under the bus? This is amazing. Look at that transmission, baby. So we got back to the store. And Kyle's like, well, there she is, sticking her nose in. And Kim is just doing her best to just let, you know, knock it mad, knock it crazy. And she goes, yeah, we remember that eating girl

like had been talking about you. And she goes like, well, she hasn't stopped. Like she's obsessed with us. You, me, us. Like yes, Kyle. Everybody wants to be Kyle. So I wrote down single white turkey neck. So Kyle, I think, dings it when she's like, well, maybe I think that Eden's probably

just struggling herself, you know, and her wanting to talk about someone's else's addiction means that she needs to talk about her own, which is what I think as well. And I hate agreeing with Kyle, but so then she doesn't keep it there. Kim's like, well, whatever. You know, he has to be that's people. Ha, at least the service is not soft, Kyle. And Kyle's like, yeah, but I just don't understand how she could think you're a fall down drunk

from two meetings with you. And then Kim goes, no, to RUNA. It's like, who are you? Why are you talking like that? That was like a zombie British person. Yeah, so she did. Zombie chimney sweep. She's like, I am from England.

And I would eat your brains right now. Well, a bum. Now you just made her French. Oh, come on, Kim. She can't stay on it. You know, she's just a woman of international intrigue. Yeah. And Karla's like, well, she's getting all this news from from Lisa Rinna. And then she leaves, and then Lisa Rinna just leaves her holding a bag. And she's like, well, what was a

bag full of cow? Did she meant something? She's leaving find the bad cow. Cow. So after all this madness, we then go over to Project Angel Food. Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were going back to the park. So I have to say one more thing about this thing because it was gold. Kim's staying calm through all of this. And Kyle just keeps getting more and more amped up

because she doesn't like that Kim's not really having a reaction. She's so Kyle. So she's like, oh, well but also she said you're not sober and that you're close to death and everyone in your family knows it and Kim's like, and they cut the Kim with a diary when she's like,

I should, what, what, and they start waving her arms and twitching her head, just going off. And I was like, I love that she's back on the show because she is hilarious. And then Kyle does, I know that she's back on the show because she is hilarious. And then crowd goes, I know, like she understood a damn thing that Kim just said. And she goes, I'm an enabler.

I mean, I don't even know what that means. What is an enabler? What does that mean? I pour you drinks. Oh, okay, come on. You have officially pushed this too far, Kyle. Yeah, yeah. So after there's all this cross back and forth we then go to project angel angel food

I don't know poor people. It's me the Sabrina coming game Okay, nice and very exuberant very very exuberant We learned that Rina is going to be honored with an award for project angel food and And so she's gathered the women there at their kitchens because this charity put together meals And I remember that, I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that,

and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, and I remember that, And so everyone's gonna gather two cook meals. And even though Rinna and Eden just had this big moment and now Rinna's gonna be cautious baby, Eden is already paid.

So, you know, Rinna's not gonna turn her way. So Eden's there and they're all smiles like nothing happened and it's like very awkward. But luckily Erica shows up. So that way they're like not stuck with each other because that would have been the worst. And I mean, it's not there because she still has the shit. Like she is just shing her ass off. Yeah, I just basically keeps calling. She's like, well, my stomach still hurts. And, oh,

God, now my, my poop is turned into little ice cubes. I'm like, what else can go wrong with you? It's like every time she calls it something else. I'm feeling emotional right now Lisa. I'm gonna click. I've spoken to my therapist and she's recommended that just lean into the diarrhea. Literally just lean into it. It'll come out easier. I'm officially giving myself permission to have diarrhea. So tell the girls. I'm speaking about my diarrhea openly with my family now and seems to be doing well. Vinnie, he's gambling 35% less because I think he's just so sick and buy everything right now. So then the rose gold sit box arrives. Speaking of diarrhea.

Yeah, that diarrhea colored car comes up. And they arrive to the music that ladies of London took and sang over. Remember how I said a few weeks ago, I was like, that lady is singing over the Beverly Hills music. Here was the music. Cause in the, in the ladies of London, they took that music and were like, I didn't care what I do. It's a London town. And I was like, no, no, no, no no that is Lisa Vanderpump out on the town music how do you? So they drive up in those big shipbox giggling and coming out of the car and Kyle's like Couldn't you have rented a more humble car to get out of to come to this poor place? This is so awkward

So they go in and Rina in her testimonial thing is so upset She's like this ladies being late show they have never respect for me baby. Otherwise they'd be on time baby. So she's really mad but then they come in. She's like, Hi! Hi, oh baby.

Way to show on how mad you are. Yeah, she's like, well, you're gonna have to go through orientation without us, baby. Did you like that passive aggression, baby? I own it. We've done you the favor of already being orientated. So while we're downstairs, you're gonna get a private orientation.

Congratulations, baby, project angel food. And Lisa's like, well, we had a problem with the gate. Darling, couldn't get over it and then having to wedge Rosio's foot in it to just squeeze to read out more than one of the fit when I'm got a crowbar on poor Rosio's broken her foot brought her with me come here my little darling is Sarah K. Manta whole Rosio she's smashed um I like that So then the girls all eventually wind up down in this giant sort of industrial kitchen situation. And there was a gay guy who was sort of giving them saying like, which station they should go on and the guy goes to Erica.

I'm sorry, your name again. I was like, wow, you just got fired from Rio right now. I like the Erica. The season has decided that she's gonna be a bigger personality. So she's gonna make really huge statements about nothing. She's like. Yeah. Well, I don't go to fuck all the head that big of the chip. You know what my weed in the food. It's like, woo, big statement. Thanks. I can chop chillers. Like I don't go to fuck off. I'll chop a chili. Hey, I'm back. I don't get a fuck off of chili. Hey, I guess I don't know.

I reckon that chili is everything. Oh, Mikey's here. Mikey's here to braid the chili. This chilly needs a glam squad. So Eden is on the opposite side of the counter at them. And she just keeps looking up with her little hamster face. She's like, yeah. And Kyle is, you know, Kyle is bitchy Kyle, which is the Kyle that we love. When Kyle is just like totally aggressively passive aggressive.

Well, she's also kind of extra bitchy Kyle, because she gets put on T'lapia duty and not even just T'lapia duty, it's like mashed T'lapia puree. she has to scoop out and put into a bin and her face is so miserable. Oh, it was amazing. The camera just like lingered on it for five seconds. America's like, what is that cookie dough? She's like, no, it's a vats of fish. Weird. A vats of mashed up tolopia that looks like cauliflower now.

So Kyle is mad because Rina is being nice to Eden and she's like what is going on? Like Rina is nice to Eden. I thought she was so mad at her and she's saying this all in that car away where she's whispering in a stage whisper like I can't believe Rina is being nice. And Eden's like I can hear you guys. Yeah. I'm literally right across from you. I can hear you guys. Yeah. I'm literally right across from you. I can hear you.

Okay. Kyle's like, what a topsy, chirvy world. One moment they're fighting now. They're friends. I mean, it's almost like, you know, working from your couch one day and then having the agency, which has worldwide offices.

Am I right? Everyone check out my hat. Check out my hat. Totally. So the gay, the project angel food gay comes along. He's like, girls, I would rather move Kyle from fish to granola with the hamster. And she's like, I have to whack it. So Eden's like peaceful. She's like, I'm on a granola journey, like packing her little cut. And Kyle does next to her. And they don't

talk at first. Cut Eden's just pretending to be all peaceful. And then Vanderpump is now with Erica watching them and she's like, she's like, oh look at them, I hope that works out. Now what can you cook Miss Erica Jane? And she's like, well grilled cheese. She's just cheese in a sandwich. Who'd I'm writing that down for Joe. Shift Joe. Scratch the cabbage. Do this. They call it a cheese of grill. Grilled cheese.

It's just cheese and salad. You figured it out. No, with tomato soup. Joe, are you trying to ruin us? Put it on as one of those specials. I like also that Lisa Vanderpump is now suddenly softening to Eden, because now that Eden is showing loyalty to her, she's like, Oh, Eden, she has a vulnerability to her,

and she's almost like a broken bird in a way. I'm like, you have such a lady, Boenner. I mean, I would not be surprised if Eden winds up as the next hostess at Sir. I just love when people say things that we've been saying for years. Like you basically just repeated what we've been saying now for seven years. Yeah. She's broken. I love her. If she wants to go modeling in Italy and then lie about it, I'm okay with that because she's broken.

Broken bad. and lie about it. I'm okay with that because she's broken. Broken. Baaaaaaay. Be nice to Eden. I can't wait to glue Eden back together. What a journey on a path. So Eric is like, well, I guess he's okay. But, you know, I don't like the em' trails on. And Vanner pumps like, I told her that. That's the first little piece of glass I picked up and glued back on her. Keep your mouth quiet, young one. And she's like, I got it. She's coming in between, sister.

That's not cool. Oh, so like, that's from there. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I dig about, fuck. So then back over. Is that from the name of my next song? That's not cool. I don't give a fuck.

That's not cool. That's not cool. I don't know the fuck. That's not cool. That's not cool. I might do grab a fuck I'm just like oh my god Erica Jane is reinvented itself So back over in Kyle and Eden station um Eden's like just doing her granola path or whatever and Kyle's like Look, I'm sorry if it seems like I'm being a bitch to you right now. She's like, Oh, you're not being a bitch. It's so amazing standing next to you and feeling your energy come on to me. Your energy and my energy going

to help the less fortunate on this spiritual journey. We call and Kyle just like cuts her off. And she's like, well, the reason I'm being a bitch is because I heard some nasty things you said. And I don't want to talk to you about it right now because this is angel food, but I want to acknowledge that I'm not speaking about it. And I was like, even is really training these people because that is totally how Eden would say it.

Like I want to acknowledge it, acknowledge her feelings. Eden's like kudos and Kyle's like, thanks. She's like, no, no, I turned this granola into a kudos bar for you Cause like I'm not falling for the kudos trick again Can't spend doing those pre-ears. You're not getting back your house Eden So then the Vanderpump to reader talking and to read slight cause literally a stucco right not the granola station Cause literally a stucco right now at the Grandola station. She doesn't know what to do anymore. What should we do to move this along?

Oh my god, that's a little stir back there. I know. But in the end, they all, like, in the end, they sort of like finished up and they had this like awkward egress from Project Angel Fobo. But like, well, that was great. And you know, I think it'd be great if we could talk,

you know, this was great, but we should talk. I think we should talk, and I was like, yes, we should talk, we should talk, we should talk. You know, none of them wanted to talk. Yeah. You go like, bye, bitch. Who eating? Yeah, eating's like, guys, well, I think we should have a talk.

She goes, hey, Rina, shouldn't we have a group talk with everybody there? And Rina's like, yeah, baby, great. We should have a talk. Oh shit. You've been just gonna make me do this at a table full of women. Oh, good. Yeah.

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apartment. It's going to look very, I don't know. I don't know how to describe it. It's not going to be very comfortable. I mean, that's like an old queen apartment already. And I knew she was going to do shit like this. I was thinking white pleather because Lisa knows he's a boy. There's going to be sperm and farts on that thing.

So I was thinking pleather, but she don't know what pleather is. It's Lisa Vanderbump. So she buys him this high back velvet, tough did couch. Yeah. I feel sorry for this couch is going to go through. I'm like, I feel sorry for what Max is going to go through. I like the copy table that she picked out for him, but I was not a huge fan of the couch. I'll reserve full judgment until I see the final final staging, but I was like, I also thought it was funny to have this extended scene at Project Angel Food and like, okay, we've like put some mashed lapillana plate. Good, we've done our work. Now, let me go by $5,000 worth of furniture for my son who's a busboy. There's something just that

It's two different types of charity happening and it felt weird to me. I've helped bus boys all over Max's condominium. So please tell your friends furniture store owner Lisa Vendor Pump has a good heart. Lisa's Vendor Pump is velvet and tough to tell your friends. So we then go over to Dorita's where she's interfacing with her children, which is sort of surprising. And it's like, then Eden comes over. And basically, she's trying to teach Jagger's like, and she's like, Jagger, do you want to get Chitol? Then you have to crawl to a Jagger,

come to Chitol, Jagger. Come to your door, Jagger. He's like, he's like, oh, Jagger's just simply so hilarious. When he always touches his shoulder, clearly it means a dinosaur is coming, it's going to come stop all over the house and then the hilarious joke, Jagger. Jagger's like, she's like, Jagger is the most delicious big brother. Just delicious. P.K. actually tasted it one time on accident and told me. Sometimes I just think about how delicious he is when I'm sitting outside the bedroom door. A P.K. and boy, Georgia, watching him throwing without me.

So Eden comes over. And this is Eden with the baby is the most awkward thing. She just gives the baby this tight smile like, oh, hello, little baby. Hello, baby. She's terrible. Shall we go on a baby journey together? Yeah, she's like, I like your t-shirt. Can you show me where to get it? That'd be cool. Maybe I'll like your t-shirt. Can you show me where to get it? That'd be cool. Maybe I'll take your t-shirt

Jagger he's gonna be a real comedian once he learns to talk. I can't wait to hear his first joke It's gonna be fuck you. Okay, I think so fuck you crazy lady Yeah, so then to read even has nothing to say so to read like where, I've spoken to Lisa Rina. She was squeaking mad about Mexico. That's right, Jagger! Only I can understand Jagger. It's like Lassie and Jagger is very very cute, but I always think it's funny when parents kind of project their own

I always think it's funny when parents kind of project their own communications onto the children who can't speak it. It's like when Dana said that her child could speak Thai at like 19 months. Yes. Jaga only wants Sarah Kajin to wear some pantes, goods for the children, Eric. Jaga just was simply not stop presiding to get his better address. He said educated Jaga. Jagger just was simply not stop deciding to get his better address. He's so educated Jagger So she's telling You know, they're talking about red and like the ultimate shitster. She's like yeah We're just seeing her in a told everyone in Mexico. Eat in the lia. Eat in the lia

Yeah, I think she's like I mean I Know I mean perhaps it's all the pills she's been taking in her daily pill shakes that she always has all the time. You know, with all the cocaine in it. Yeah, because Eden's like, I don't even know what to do with that. She's telling me she doesn't remember. Like, how do you even argue that?

And she goes, so you think her personality might be induced? might be induced. He's it from all the horse tranquilizer she's taken. Everyone can make a baby personality come out early. So even now is going to be accusing Renov having a pill problem, which is amazing. And she's like, well, whatever she denied, denied, denied, and even goes, she's in denial. She has to eat enough for that means. She didn't just sort of grasp onto the last word, you know, during it's like, well, you know, she's in Mexico. I mean, good thing she

didn't get abducted by a cartel. She's in a cartel. I always knew it Alright, stay stay vacuuming nanny, please come get the baby We're done here. So next up is a Gerardi lunch These are the other awkward lunch with Tom and Erica Yeah, Tom brought all his a material when the waiter comes and says we'd like something to drink He's like well, I have it this terrible cough and the doctor said some Pinot nor would help it Oh Tom Buddy

Oh What a what a what a what a what next album The look at oh Ruth Busy when you need her They're always eating in an empty restaurant. I don't understand, but it's always very some mob empty restaurant, you know. Yeah, and by the way, it's just lunch and she is, she's like fully dressed like they're going to the opera. Yeah, she's like, I'll get to see the very much, but would we do see each other? It's a hundred percent full arm. Hi Tom, he's like, hey, you're prettier than the sunrise in the east. Oh, we're so romantic. See what I mean guys.

It's like, so it's regular notebook. Yeah, it's regular notebook. Yeah, it's all like so thanks for letting me use the plane. He's like no problem. I'm gonna be traveling next week Yeah, I'm gonna go see my mom great. Well, see you in a month. Love you. Yeah, pretty much He's like I love expensive. I got to tell you what a video Still don't understand why it's spelled wrong. That's a little aggravating, but wow, that part we uh, picked up papers off the floor with your vagina was really creatively stimulating. Oh thanks honey! Thanks for paying for it, it was expensive eh? Oh oh oh oh, alright got the plane keys, bye! You should have seen the set, it had doors on it.

Wow. People could come in and out come. Videos all over the place are gonna be copied in it. Also guess what? I had some blueberry pie at Rino's house. Oh wow, okay great. All right, well good lunch by. She tells us. I know those people stole my bearings, but they're not paying my bills so why would I go my fuck? Fuck! Was that that little expensive loyalty just did? What? She sort of makes that noise.

I'm changing the knuckle little with how I say, give a fuck! I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Oh, oh, oh. I don't give a fuck. Someone's like, is someone starting a weed whacker in the corner of the restaurant? Oh, I don't give a fuck. Eric, have some water, please. Why the doobah vocal war about that? I don't on, fuck. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Rina has this makeup guy. Oh, by the way, by the way, we should mention that there was a quick scene of Kyle on the set of her, uh, on a set of her, of her show, but it was a, sorry, Kyle. Well, I didn't like that scene, actually. Lenses. Yeah, I did like that scene, actually, because I didn't know John Wells was a little queen.

I love that. That's not John, that wasn't John Wells. It said John Wells. That was John Wells. Yeah, I thought John Wells. He or John Wells. That was John Wells. Yeah, I thought John Wells. He or John Wells. I mean, that's what it said on the bottom of the screen. It is. Yeah, I'm gonna look him up right now John Wells Not because I have a need to be right but because I don't want to be John Wells was like wait a second Like John. Well. Yeah, that's not John Wells. Yeah. This is who I think John Wells is like an old guy with a wig

You know, he's like a very powerful TV producer. Oh, well then maybe it was just saying Working for the show by John Wells. It just said it was it was just like a producer I think you probably saw a producer and then you probably in your mind like connected John Wells to it Well, damn it. I've had this whole fantasy in my head that this little John Wells is like, okay, George Cleaney, listen up in ER. He's like, because he would have been so young, then, you know, I just like to listen, I run the show batch like Mike is running it. Never mind. I can guarantee that wasn't anyway. For killing my fun.

Ben. Rina was getting her makeup done. Yes, you were about to say something before I rudely interrupted. Well, actually, that scene was good because Kyle, when she was at the, at the set, she's like, well, my sisters were really worried that this was going to be offensive about our family. And I was going to air all this dirty laundry. But now they're totally calm. And then the prop guy who I thought was John Wells is like, okay, so we're going to have your dad snorting baby laxatives. She's like, And she's like, I don't think my dad did Coke.

So, wow, maybe this could get messy. I could get in trouble for this. Let's see, see. That's your pilot? Wow. Okay, so Rina is getting her makeup done. And her gay was just cracking me up. She's like, whoa.

Oh my God, I'm so excited to be getting the support. Oh, my family's coming. And he goes, even Harry. Even Harry. Well, that makeup artist's gay is a professional gay hangar on. That was Joey, aka Rachel Zohs Joey slash makeup guy who became like Rachel Zohs best friend. Do you remember? Do you watch the Rachel Zo? No, I watch all of Rachel Zo. I've only seen a couple. So you know, once Rachel Zo eventually aweshersized everyone in her on her show like Brad and Tay. She was left with Joey the makeup guy and he basically was like a professional, like a fan. He just would just like any time

Rachel Zo said anything she's like literally I can't like I'm I am going to it I'm gonna have a firm moment. What do you think of firm? He's like yes. Yes. Yes. You need to have a firm moment Yes, for and moments I prove above oh my god He's just like yeah, he's just kind of droly saying the right thing, but it sounds so rude. He's like even Harry Yeah, even hairy. And she's talking about how she won a soap opera digest award, but other than that, this is her first award. And I leaned calls again. She's like, how high I lean, high.

She's like, I'm leaning like, I'm so sorry to miss it. I know we're supposed to be best friends on this show. And I missed your charity thing. Now I'm missing your to miss it. I know we're supposed to be best friends on this show and I missed your charity thing and now I'm missing your charity award thing but turns out that I shittin' to my eye. I really leaned way too far under the shit debacle. Let me just say it was explosive and I should have worn my safety goggles. Can't open my eyes, it's an eye thing. So I'm not going to be able to make it. I think my body's breaking down. And you know what?

I'm OK with that. I'm going to let it. It's like, OK, thanks for calling, click. I'm poor Ellie. I know she'd be here if she could. These are the shits of our lives. So, uh, Doreet and Kyle basically drive together and Kyle's just ready to kick some ass at this point for this fight that's never coming. Um, and let's see, does Doreet even say anything? Doreet just keeps going on. You know, she keeps trying to stir, stir, stir. So now, let's see, Harry and right now blah blah blah boring

Yeah, it's just like yeah, just seems like wow baby walking down a steep driveway But unlike Kenya more mine goes down from the house instead of going down Baby I can't even get my words out. I'm just gonna own it own it baby. I can't even compare driveways right now I'm owning my driveway mess right now. I'm owning my driveway mess. Yeah, so they go to this event. I mean, there was some like, you know, there was like chatter in limos and whatnot, but eventually they arrive and there's Camille. And she's like, Oh, how great to be serving food for angels and she's like, where's Marie? See how to finish my sentence for me.

I love every type of face, so chamele. It's just with her mouth half open for that big fish lip kiss. And she's always going, I wonder for the cost and crab. She's here because we have no costs. And well, we've known each other for years. Yes. And oh, my god, we go back so far so far

So Karlin Rinner talking and Rinna's like well, I'd lean can't be here cuz she has pink. I got blessed her heart And Karlin's like whoa In Beverly Hills no one wants to be near someone with pink eye like that's like the whole world cow these Savannah pumps like I'm Pinkie no pink eye My I've done for you Kyle Well there goes Davidson again to try and take my pink thing Erica's like no one owns pink guy

Wabba-Jewaba So she tells um um Kyle tells her well Vander's not coming either because her nephew's in town. And Rinne is like, well, she could have brought him to say. And she said, well, it's not like your best friends. Yeah, but I went to her charity at the dog thing. I mean, but whatever, just saying, just saying, like, I love Rinne's passive aggressive, just saying, I know. It's like in the comment wars of the internet. Just saying. I actually think that these abandonment

couldn't make up because she does show up a lot to a lot of like gay charities because the project annual food is definitely got a gay angle because they help a lot of AIDS patients. So I actually, in this case, I don't think it was a passive aggressive thing. I think that I think LVP would have shown them for a project angel food event if she could have.

Oh, she's like, well, I feel like she's not here. This is not a judgment. It's just an observation, baby, because it's not a judgmental observation. It's a judgmental observation. You know, like, why are you getting yourself in even more trouble? Obviously, you recorded this thing way after this.

Now is the time to just be nice and nod. Stop trying to start shit with Lisa Vanderpump again. You just got her to forgive you. Yeah, you're here's a thing, Rina. If you hadn't stepped in it with this whole Kyle and Kim situation eaten, you could make these comments, but you're already in a very bad position right now this season. So you're really, you're just not in a place where you can be taking a start and sit Vanderbump. You kind of just work on getting yourself out of this hole because you're digging it and digging it. I also thought it was funny, by the way,

when Rina is saying hi to everyone, she's like, hi baby, hi, hi. And she gets to eat and she's like, thank you for coming. I was like, ooh, that's cold. Yeah, it's like thank you so much Eden for being here. I was like wow, she's being a bitch You know when Marina doesn't flop open those arms you're on your own their bad side, but she's still so positive It's like even wow here you are wow. Thank you Eden so Much I'm like, oh my god. Just stab her in the face, Rina.

So, um, I don't think go in and sit at the tables and Kyle is sitting across from Eden. And Kyle is determined to start a fight with this girl. She's trying so hard and it doesn't work. Yeah. Because Eden is, Eden has, she doesn't have someone she's dating, but she has someone that she is, is her kindred spirit, which is a model who lives in London that they've been talking to online. Also, I don't know if you know this, but Eden's actually on the next season of catfish. Did you know that? She's just going to be the whole season. The whole season.

She's going to be the catfish every time. He's the one getting catfish not her. Yeah, you don't want to read as your friend because she tells she takes everything You tell her and then makes it so embarrassing. I mean she does it every time But yeah, I was like so are you dating someone Eden like all bitchy and she's like well actually She's not dating him, but she's known him for a week so she must be in love because the kindred spirits Have you heard of such a thing girl? Have you shown him your pretty little pussy at Eden just a pretty little pus Sorry, why don't you bring this up Eden? I didn't even mention the first place

I don't know why I'm the one who's getting thrown in the middle here. Where's your pretty little pussy? You're sending England At least he wears underwear, London. His London Bridges didn't fall down, did they? By the way, I want to mention that there was a guy sitting next to Lisa Renee, and when I saw him like, what the fuck is up with this douchebag? He was wearing a flannel and a trucker cap, and I was so angry. And then like one second later, they're like, what's up with the guy with the flannel and the trucker cap next to Rinna? I was like, thank you. Thank you for observing that. It made me so mad.

Oh, and Camille. Camille's one line of the episode. She goes, he's not dressed properly. He's wearing the clothes that he is wearing. They just they're wrong they're very proper and improper not dressed properly oh slam cameo so that's how this all started because Eden's like well I still fucking so were you dating anybody so they got through this whole thing and they started because Eden's like well I still fucking So are you dating anybody so they got through this whole thing and they show where the Instagram pictures of Joe Who's got his hand behind his head and showing off his armpit and crowd's like whoa? Crushy crosses her eyes and she's like this house fuck me written all over it and even guess well He's gonna get fucked. I mean Eden is like Randy in so many ways, it disturbs me.

So Kyle, Kyle's like, oh, so you're dating someone online. Oh, look, everything Kyle says she's saying so bitchy, but Eden's not picking up on it. So Kyle's like, oh, so you're having some deep relationship with someone in London. Oh, I need an exact job. He does not only not pick you up on it. She's like, wow, Kyle's actually being friendly to me. Oh, yeah. And Eden goes, oh, he comes from the

background of I was a model and he's hot. And Kyle's like, um, who cares? That's just looks like look, I know I don't know you and We're not friends, but if I was your friend I would say like this sounds like one big flipping disaster I'm like, oh Kyle's a flipping But in the end of Kyle actually said that she's starting to feel bad for Eden and that she's just someone who needs guidance Which means that Kyle is starting to move towards team Eden, which means that Rina is going to be in trouble soon. Cause you know, cause Kyle was like,

Kyle was undecided, who to believe, Rina or Eden, and it looks like she's going to Eden. Well, I guess she figured if I'm not even gonna be able to fight with this girl, you know, cause Eden one, like Kyle was just so mean to her, and then Eden goes, you see Kyle cares about me. She really cares. Like, no, she doesn't.

She literally just said who cares? I don't know you. That was the quote. So then ultimately, Rina gets up on stage and say, wow, baby, I love it award, baby. And now I own one, baby. And everyone claps. It was nice speech. That was a blender, by the way, that award. I know the project Angel Food isn't known for its amazing award design, but I mean, guys, it's a blender

Yeah, literally a blender and Do's pretty much just like kisses kisses and the the episode ended and next week it looks like There's gonna be pure madness probably inspired by the presence of Karnie Wilson Oh my god Karnie Wilson starting shit again. Wasn't it bad enough you broke up? Wilson Phillips. No, she didn't. Did she didn't break them up, did she? I don't know really what broke them up.

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and cook dinner and listen to you guys and laugh and laugh and my kids know who you are, my son makes comments and always talks about Ronnie. And so I even have my mom listening to you guys. She's a loyal listener now and she's going to be so excited to hear me on the listeners' potlight. So I've been listening to or I've been watching Bravo since the original Orange County. I actually know someone that was on the original episodes. I know Gina Kio's friend who rented Vicki's rental back in the day. His name is Frankie and hooked up with him again on Facebook and I see Tamara make comments on his post, he's friends with a bunch of housewives so it's pretty entertaining to see. And I am so proud of you guys. I know you guys are going to have continued success and I hope to see you in San Francisco soon.

And thanks again, guys. You guys are the best. All right, bye. Thanks, Christy. I'm so sweet, Christy. First day. Man, we're opening the episode and ending the episode with Christy Doherty.

As one should. As one should. Thank you, Christy. That was really so nice of you. And I know we said we're gonna go to San Francisco this month. We just did not get it together. But we're gonna try it. We're gonna try to get there one of these days. Yeah, we'll be making the round soon. We're just trying to figure it all out everybody. Our organizational skills. favorite but there are organizational skills. Sook. Yep. But until then, we will just keep on watching our bravo and see you guys tomorrow for Real House Wise of Atlanta and Mary Dometeson.

And then Friday is our Summer House Cake Casey episode crossover. Yes. We'll see you guys later. Thank you, boy. Thank you, everyone. Bye. with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcast. Before you go, tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.