Watch What Crappens - #412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars

Episode Date: March 15, 2017

Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna's milkshake "sixth sense," and naturally this spilled over into a generally tense confrontation on the aforementioned junk. We're not sure how this is all going to work out, but we're pretty sure Erika's succinct and stone-faced dismantling of Dorit will be replayed in our heads for days to come. Join Ben and Ronnie as they dissect everything in this wacky episode. Also, Listener Spotlight! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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like a Billy Crystal, but instead I got Ronnie, who's even funnier, Ronnie Carrom, from trash talktv.com, and also, he's also from Roseprick's Bachelor podcast. If you want to bone up on what happened with the Bachelor on Monday, go to his podcast there and then of course he also has the Real House once it Beverly Hills audiobooks. If this podcast isn't enough for you, you can also go to his other Bravo, I mean, Beverly Hills. Yeah, it's a Beverly Hills supplemental

podcast, okay? I'm trying to use my words, Ronnie, but they're failing me. What can I say? I don't remember ever saying that word in the first leg. I think I said that word like, we're having a good time, weren't we? We're having a great laugh at it. I forgot my words because we were having the time of our lives, weren't we? I swear that dirty dancing song was named after me every time I tell a story about Lisa Rina. How did they know that would happen in 30 years?

This episode, wow. So we go to Hong Kong, which, you know, thank God for Hong Kong. Thank God. I didn't know it was so beautiful there. I want to go there. And it's like a nice change for a house-wise trip. Now all they're really going to do is fight about stupid shit anyway, just like they would anywhere.

But it's a nice backdrop. Yeah, it is a nice backdrop. Although, personally, I would have liked it if they had gone to North Korea. That would have been an interesting trip for me. As long as they're going to Asia, why not go to North Korea and see what happens. I think things are tense enough over there without like crazy people with those our faces Drinking plastic weight Someone is coming up to me. She keeps trying to wipe my face with a towel. That she says she's been sent by alien

What's this all about darling? Darling, I'm sorry. I manipulated you into living in a gulag for the rest of your life. Darling, I'm sorry, I manipulated you into spying on this country for the West. I just wanted to show my documentary to every corner of the world. Sure. I really thought Kim Jong Un felt it. Darling, I know you don't want to talk about Kim anymore, but I'm afraid that she's taken over a country and leading a very hostile government. Oh, that's a Kim Jong Un, not Kim Richards, I'll never mind. I'm not calling her an alcoholic, but she sure is bossy when she's been drinking a kim june.

Carl, you better watch out Kim recently assassinated her brother. We don't even have a brother. Carl, I heard you enabled Kim Jong-il to blow up America. Now Dorit, have you been saying bad things about North Korea? No. I don't remember exactly, but I think the conversation was, Have you been saying bad things about North Korea? No. No, I was saying what you mean. I don't remember exactly, but I think the conversation was, we all had a laugh about how much fun we had in North Korea. What a laugh right?

I think it was when we talked about the lack of human rights in North Korea. I just loved working in that prison camp for 10 years. That was a great experience. We all had a laugh there. Fucking Doreet. I like that this is one of those episodes where they're not even fighting about the real thing. They're just like, oh, fuck it.

That's just time to tell off Doreet. Yeah, it's the time has come. We're halfway around the world. There's no threat of PK showing up, so we can just do this right now. Yeah, Doreet was brave enough to arrive in Baines to a party. You know what? She's still a little too confident. Let's rip her new ass.

Well, Doreet thought she was going to take control of the situation, but she wound up barking up the wrong, wrong, glamorous tree. Yeah, she barked up the wrong, Urca. But we open at Villa Rosar. We actually got to see almost all the animals. We saw hanky and schnuggy and jiggy and harrasin, but no little mini pinky and rosé. Yes, wasn't that weird? Hanky was proudly floating in the pond alone.

Hanky killed them other swans. Yeah. Thank you for that. Hanky finally drowned those other fuckers. Yeah. This is a smile show. Hanky had the swan version of Yulan in that pond. They would be delicious.

So they are going to Lisa's packing and of course Ken, Ken is there. Everyone else has their mate or their dog. So it figures that Lisa's packing, you know. Right. And I'm really, really packing. I love that. I love that. I know you look wonderful in that.

Just there, Matthew. By the way, I don't know if it's me, but I feel like Ken is quietly transforming into the beast from ABC's Beauty and the Beast from the 80s. Do you see that? Is that just me? The 80s version. With Linda Hamilton. Mm-hmm. Where he's like still handsome, just like overly hairy. Go back, I would date that guy.

Why is she acting like she's doing such the world such a big favor by dating the beast like he's decent Yeah, like he you know because the beast basically was just like a guy with a lion's snout Then that's what that's what Ken is getting. He's getting a lion's now It's very it's very 1980s beasts If the beast had to wear a matching outfits to his wife I think you'd be on the right track the beast the second I'll put it on a purple satin shirt to match your bowl, Gown Honey. Ever since we met in this sewer, I always thought to myself, can't wait to hold your little dogs as I follow you around. So Lisa's packing and she's like, 10, I'm picking Alexander McQueen to Hong Kong.

You know, that's not the real Alexander McQueen. Alexander. Somewhere. Echo of Annabelle from Layslund and screaming at his name. I'm taking that sad girl's muse with me to Hong Kong. Look at me. It's international me. That's a Lays of our Lays London joke from two years ago for us. Thank you. Oh, Annabelle. I missed Annabelle this year on ladies of London people bring me back some Annabelle. I

Mr. Two I really I really did. So no one does depression like Annabelle. Thank you, my Alexander! Alexander! I'm not a take, goes by! When I don't remember inspiring him to do his best, well... Thank God I can continue to be such rock n' roll! It was lovely to you, lovely to you. Rock n' roll to you. Anyway, rock n' roll and it's equal to grand.

So meanwhile, Erica is packing. She's bringing her glam squad to Hong Kong as usual. And you know, she's with her head glam guy, Mikey, who is being totally Mikey. She's packing. He's like, you literally just got back from Atlanta. She's like, I know, right? You are a woman of the world. Yes, everything.

Snap, snap, snap, snap girl. Yes. And then he holds up some lip gloss. And he's like, this lip gloss needs a moment. This is life. This is life. They put together a lookbook for Erica's, Erica's, it's like kind of an aging horror calendar that she's selling like a some charity to keep some theater open, you know, she's like, I believe somebody for mom's play. A sense of this calendar of cute outfits, but I could pick it out.

I'm not a mom's play. Assembly this caliber of cute outfits, but I could pick it out. It's still so bizarre to me that she has lookbooks for her trip. I mean, I understand it's a trip that's on TV, but it's still very bizarre to me. I mean, at the same time, go for it. You know, have fun. If you can pay for it, then do it. But it's just very bizarre to me. I know.

I'm surprised I don't pull the Kim Richards and just bring home with the price tag. Bring the stuff home with the price tag on. Yeah. They probably got wise to that. I mean, only so many pink silk robes with rabbit fur wrists are sold as evening wear. You know, they'll be like, wait a second, it's you again. Uh, the only thing that was missing from that outfit was a turban because it was pulled me where you know they'll be like wait a second it's you again. That's her. The only thing that was missing from that outfit was a turban because it was pulled straight out of soap dish that that robe.

That was fully a I'm climbing up Kevin Klein's gutter to see to snoop on him robe. My supposed to look like god damn Tweety bird. I look like Gloria fucking Swanson. So then we switched to Duret getting ready and Duret is the saddest so far because she's just doing it with her Chinese nanny. She's got like 12 nannies and so she brings in like Asian nanny

for this one at least. Like keep with the theme of the party and she's like, can you believe it, China nanny? It's the one place I've been with my girlfriend is Hong Kong. The one place I've been a million times. No, Dari, we're not talking about the Chinese restaurant around the corner. We're talking about the city of Hong Kong.

I'm the woman of the world traveling in and over again. They should have taken me to the one place I've never been to! ME! Hehehehe, it's the reek. I've been to China! And I've been to the... I don't remember the rest of lyrics. That's a great song.

I've never been to Dereet! Never been to Dereet! Could you imagine that? I've never been to Dereet! I mean, when I booked the tickets to me, I add another bit to do it I mean when I book the tickets to me I guess I was not having a good laugh when I did that because I never got the confirmation so

therefore I never been to me the maid wants to kill her she just looks like I'm just just I just want to get the fuck out of here please tell me what you need me to iron she's saying this, this looks sexy, right? This is a very sexy outfit for China. Hong Kong sexy, the maid is like, I'm ready to leave. I'm ready to go back to Australia with my mom.

I hope you win, Pan. This is Chan and Annie. Don't you love that David Bowie song? It's all about you now. So over at least her Rina's house, at least her Rina is getting ready for with her dog Lola. Yeah. She's like, Lola. So I take these shoes to China. Do you like these shoes, Lola?

This one was like showing shoes to my dog. Lola's like, I refuse to be to mean like this. I've been here all season long and you have yet to film with me. I was like, I refuse to be demeaned like this. I've been here all season long and you have yet to film with me. And now when you need me, I'm just supposed to sit here and not at the things you're picking out. No, I don't think so, ma'am. I know. Lil' is like, I thought I was going to get to sit here for two minutes without you trying to make me walk properly up and down the driveway. You can do it, my little dog.

I like how Brenna was just cracking herself up. She's like, well, I think that I'm going to bring this heal. Don't tell Harry Hamlin that I bought it. It's a good heal, Lola. It's a good heal. Look at me. I'm just talking to Lola. This is what my life has come to now, Lola. Where you going?

Lola, Lola, come to now Lola Where you going? Lola come back. Oh, look fuck off Crazy lady So if I have a morning To reach those up at the end of house and little dog Kyle jumps all over her her. It's like, oh, go. Get down from me. I like the vandir pumps like this super rich classy lady. And she just lets her dogs jump all over every. Everyone I was seeing the same thing. I was. I mean, I'm pouring my dog jumps all over everybody. And then they give me a look like, excuse me, this is so rude, but they don't do it with Lisa vandir pumps. But I also, it's normal. It's normal. I also feel like Lisa's dogs are probably very clean, so I probably would not be as upset.

Because I don't like when dogs jump on me. Well, there you go. Yeah, that's why I'm trying to. I always maintain that I'm the Jamie Gertz, you know, like the Annabella Shura. I'm the woman that Bill Pullman leaves for the more wholesome one. I'm the one who is uncomfortable around the kids and the dogs and therefore does not have a soul. I mean, wasn't Jamie Gerrtson Twister? That was Bill Pullman. I mean, Bill, I mean, Bill, what's the situation? Let's see, how one hand was in it. No, Jamie Gerrts was Bill. Why can't I think it was like he just died. Paxton Bill Paxton's like wife or girlfriend or something in it right.

But he left for Helen Hunt I think. Oh, he knew where like X is, but then they were. Who would leave Jamie Gertz for Helen Hunt? I mean, that was some bad. In the 90s, I mean, we were all we're crazy for her. Oh Lord, we were all mad about for her. What a lord. We were all mad about her. Oh, yeah, mad. Um, so I can't even get my L and I references right.

What is wrong with me today? So to read and Vanderpump are packing all their shit in the car and Vanderpump's like, I've got three suitcases, one with makeup, one with underwear and one for changes. A whole thing for underwear, and one for changes. A whole thing for underwear, dang girl. I think that she was lying. That's a big underwear. That's a big, she's showing her underwear off for. Yeah, as we've seen, as we've seen, because Kyle showed us her underwear, remember? Oh yeah.

It's like here, some of Lisa Vanderpump's underwear. Oh yeah, like here's some of Lisa Vanderpump's underwear Um, little pencils. Well, Doreet took up most of the trunk with her with her various luggage issues I can't even imagine what's in Doreet's luggage. It's probably just a bunch of boy George headshots that she's gonna She's distribute everywhere Oh no boy So uh at the airport Rinne and Eden arrive first and I just love that Rinne can start everything off with such a positive attitude.

She's like, look at you. It's just amazing. And look, there's Kyle. Don't think I'm not noticing how gorgeous you are, Kyle. Oh, and look at you, person checking my bag. I love that hat you're wearing. You're just great. I love that look Meanwhile

Vanderpump and Doreet are in the band talking about who they want to sit by Doreet's like, oh, I'm not Erica because it'll be like sitting next to a snow cone without any flavor in it and he's not gonna play in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, she probably had a dramatic flare when she got out. I've arrived. I am here. I'm arrived. I am here. And Link gets out of the car. Everyone feels guilty. Doesn't know why. Just a word of warning. Do not get in that car. I really drop to do some backseats. But something had to be done before this flight. I'm sorry, driver. Good luck. I'm here, girls. My stomach. I've decided to embrace my sadness about leaving my driver behind

Doreet tells Vanderpump. Well, I'm worried about sitting next to Erico but on the good on the bright side She's never given me any indication that she's me. She's just a nice girl. That's nothing to do with me! Well, so fix that. Yeah, I know exactly. I'm just so surprised that she's so icy, you know, given how warm, pretty little place looked when the, which I could seek, she wasn't wearing underwear.

Did I mention that she wasn't wearing underwear? Why are you always saying that I was bringing that up? You brought that up, Lisa, didn't you? Didn't you now? So we get to Hong Kong. Hong Kong Shengryl to Hong Kong the Hong Kong Chamberlain Yes Yeah, after our typical like

Cellcam footage of people sleeping on the plane and I lean being why my order didn't go sleep I'm your orders wake I'm ready to talk about my feelings and everyone's asleep and we're gonna say yeah You bet we are slut because I passed out sleep in pills like they were candy baby it's like I lean that's usually what happens when you're ready to talk about your feelings so I'm asleep sleep sleep I'm asleep literally I can't sleep you know they all were like opening their eyes like when I opens up when she's not looking and you hear like a little cartoon violent are you awake are you awake I'm still sitting here. Are you awake?

Do that thing, I was like, like a feather's blowing up and down. Well, I guess they're all asleep. Glad we got rid of her. So they get over to El Hong Kong. And Eileen finally gets a storyline, or at least something to say. You know, I was really happy for her, because Eileen doesn't have that much to do this season so she walks into the hotel and

she's like wow wouldn't amazing hotel huge lobby like I love it I feel like I'm really ready to embrace this hatred I hope this hotel really shocks me but puts a mint on the pillow. I will die. I can't help but know some Ionic columns in that very tall lobby. Is that true? Ionic columns? You know, I got back to my bedroom.

My dad has arrived here in the room. He wants something. Hold on, everyone. What do you want? Scotch tape. Scotch tape? Where is it? Thank you, but. I don't think there's Scotch-chapen here. That's bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, that was my father. Who needs Scotch-chapen? Like, thanks for turning my childhood bedroom into a junk drawer, dad. It's Scotch-chapen. It's funny how you can tell your parents, I'm gonna wait. I'm going to be podcasting. Please don't interrupt. I can't Scotch tape. Scotch tape needs to be addressed. I could have texted, but I didn't want to wait. I could have nowhere to Scotch tape. I could have looked in the drawer and the kitchen where the Scotch tape is, but instead, no, actually it was funny because he opened the door, you probably heard the door open and he, and then he put his

finger in front of the mouth like, I'm going to be quiet, don't say anything. I was like, well, I'm not going to be able to continue talking when you're standing there the doorway telling me, shhh. So I might as well just address it. I'm just going to own it, baby, let's put it all out there. Scotch tape. Scotch tape Hong Kong Beverly. Well, there he was. So everybody's checking out their hotel rooms and Santa Pumpk is the presidential sweet darling. As president of this hotel,

Shingrila, I proposed the end to dog torture. Just for roomla, I propose the Entadogtucha! Just for room, lady, get off the balcony. Get off the balcony. Like people of Hong Kong! It's like you are not a beta. Get off the goddamn back. Don't cry for me, Hong Kong! The truth is I've never been here.

Don't actually be Kyle's song. Kong the truth is I've never been here That should be Kyle song. Oh, so that night I'm going to read some her room and she's telling the her new lady who she's just assuming is one of her nannies Because that's how she is with anybody who makes much less money than pk. You know, she's like oh Tell her lady this chocolate's just for me is it You're telling me none of my girlfriends have the same chocolates? She was like, it's so nice of China Nanny to follow me Oh, the way here to Han Kong, I didn't even ask her to. It's like that's a totally different woman. Oh, well you know, the...

Okay. I'm still trustable with Jagger. There I said it. Who is Jagger anyway? I think I left him somewhere at baggage clean. You didn't bring him. Oh, that's right, that was a pillow. Oh dear, I told Phoenix to follow my shoe and then I put my shoe on and came to Hong Kong for little things probably. Crawling on across the world by now.

Phoenix is so hilarious. He told PK a joke. He said, where's Mommy? And PK said, she's in Hong Kong. And he said, well, that's a wonderful city. I love that city quite so much. I mean, I think that's what he said. Or maybe he just said, I don't know.

So Erica, everybody gets all dressed up for dinner. And Erica's wearing her pink robe with the fur wrists and like the two cinnabon things in the middle of her head. Cinnabon things, yeah. And Vanderpump, who's been making really stimulating conversation with Doreet. She's like, what's the Chinese custom darling to burp after a meal? That's true friendship. So he's like, where do you know I hate doing exercise?

No, burp, darling, not burp. Please don't let that mean there's been a day to come back here and torture me. Oh, but you did give PK quite the workout. Anyone want to work out? That was horrifying. I like how my Dereaccent is just going back and back and forth But you can like anything that comes out of my mouth Yeah, I'm just sticking without Mabbie seems to be working for me. So Erica shows So Erica says next is reading she's like, oh, you're sitting next to me

Wow, and I love Erica's like, oh, are you already starting in we just got here? You know it's funny the harder I try with Erica Jean, the more steely she gets, it's like a stone cold. Whoa. I'm like, that's what people do when you're desperate. Okay. Yeah. They pull away when you're annoying in your affection

and your desperation to be liked, they don't want to like you. Yeah, it's funny how when you talk about someone's, you know, your husband's staring at their vagina for like hours, every time you see them for like a month in a row, how they just don't want to talk to you. Yeah. So we heard this meant to read. And then it isn't funny how every time you put Erica on the spot by asking her why she's so cold, isn't it funny that she continues to be cold?

That's so weird how that works You can't believe you sit next to me It's like a lady boy George Because he always sits next to me So then everyone's arrives and eaten the last survive and she's like you can't start the party without me and everyone's like Yeah, we already actually just finished it Yeah, I don't know the party without me. And everyone's like, yeah, we already actually just finished it. Yeah, I tend to say for bye, Mitch. So, uh, Rina is telling Vanderpump,

Vanderpump says, so Rina, how's your room? She's like, oh, it's great. What a view. What a beautiful view. She's like, uh, it's like, would you try to put me in the basement? Ah, ha, ha, ha. Yes.

Yes. Yes, damage. And I'm the president of the Shangengra law. I do not like to be just so bait. So even tells everybody that she's going to be going to bone that dude from Instagram London. She calls him London. Yeah. Yeah. She's going to pay for him to meet her in New York. And she's just going to be naked in her hotel room when he gets there and just she just hopes they've owned the whole time. And they're all like what is wrong with you? She's like, I'm a free spirit. That's just what free spirits do.

It would be against everything in my value system to try to face time with them first. Meet in the lobby. Well, you know, you're a free spirit. Spirits are free. Sex is not okay. You can't just go around like Given men free sex and Beverly Hills. You're gonna up end the entire economy. Okay, that's like a threat to most of these women's very existence So all the women are just like shocked. They can't believe what she's doing She's thinking through and everything and at least have been Vano was like, why is she actually importing somebody?

Why? But she already gone through all the American penises. Now that would be taken more seriously from someone who didn't just import PK and Doreet. So we need to island for them. Hey, you know what it's like. Yeah. So, um, so Eden is, everyone, even Dorita is like, Eden darling.

That's ridiculous. You're gonna get killed. And she's like, you know, Eden's like, I could be strangled and dead, but I truly believe that he's not crazy. I'm like, please, I love how Eden has this amazing ability to make Dorita seem normal. Each, like without fail, every single time. Just when we think that Dorita is crazy the crazy one eating show that was like, I'm going to say some crazy shit. So Doreet seems normal now.

Yeah, she's like, yeah, well, he could kill me, but you know, then again, I could kill him. And they're like, oh, okay. So what's this guy's number? We should warn his ass. Yeah. You. So then Lisa, the better pump is like, all right, enough about this ridiculousness. He's already had your moment, friend of.

So everyone, I'm doing a documentary and You know it's very important for me. I'm but there's going to be some disturbing imagery So if you don't want to come I understand and then everyone's like okay, well, I'm going to the park. I'm going to mountain I'm gonna go to a t-shirt. Yeah, they're like I'm going to that I hear there's a Sam goodie here still. Yeah, long distance hug, starting. Enjoy that. And then, but to read, you know, being ever the good soldiers like, well, I would love to go on behalf of all the girls here

because I've never seen a documentary before. I'm only here in this world to support you, Lisa Van der Pum. As I'm sure all the girls would feel if they were true friends to Lisa Vanderpump. And I'm saying that with a good laugh, because we're having a good laugh about how everyone's not as good a friend as I am. Ugh, and I lean psych. I feel very bad for Lisa Vanderpump when I see her like this. I had five dogs, and I know what it's like. But they all died all at once. As usual, that's what happens with me. I think just die.

Maybe this would be the chance for me to talk about my feelings about my five dogs who are no longer. Like, I don't think this is going to work out, I think I think I think I want to go with anybody who will possibly listen to her. Ever. I think I mean was just saying, I feel bad seeing Lisa Vendipum like this being stuck with Doreet, maybe the only person showing up to her event. Even I feel bad about that. I'll go, I'll go see the dogs get better.

It's fine. So the next day, I lean in Rina or in what I miss. Oh, well, I was just going to talk about how Doreet is always... I really love this, how Doreet goes on this whole thing about... Was it with a good laugh? Was it with a good laugh? And it's funny because I have been laughing a lot, Ronnie. I've been laughing quite a bit because I've been watching C-so. Yay, C-so.

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what would constitute a haunted artifact and then they talked to the property brothers. It like it makes no sense, but it's actually very entertaining. It's sort of like our podcasts. I'm never for any show that talks to the property brothers. Yeah. I love them. So that was good. And then I also was watching a bajillion dollar properties, which is, I think they're on season two now. So, you know, I think that's, I think that's a classic on C so. C so's only two years old, but I think that's one of their classics.

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Dad, can you walk in and ask for the tape again? So speaking of awkward, I lean comes into minutes. We actually had the exact opposite speaking of smooth. I said, speed a smooth. You said speaking of awkward. Well, you were thinking smooth because like smooth move T, which makes you poop, which does lead back to Eileen. I was thinking about the chocolate tower being smooth.

Cause Rina has one, but speak of chocolate towers. Yeah. So they were all given a chocolate tower in their hotel room. So I only comes over to Rina's and she's like, well, I was just going to eat this chocolate tower. She's like, well, I can eat yours. You can show me how to do it. Should we just do it?

Yeah, chocolate tower. Oh, I'm going to do it. You dare me triple dog. I got to see your fucking chocolate. Don't talk about dogs not today And a window thing release of antipomp right now. Let's not bring up my five dead dogs. Oh look a window cleaner He's how I feel about window cleaners. Oh my god I finally embrace the window cleaners in my life and I think it's okay

Okay with them Like yeah, that's like Dubai. I mean, that window cleaner was an aquarium outside my room, but still, I was fresh from the shower when he was cleaning that aquarium window and now there's someone cleaning this window. Do you think it's the same person? Because windows are me.

Look how windy it is out there. It's almost as windy as that time when Dr. Eaten and I went to a bench in Malibu. That was a windy day, am I right, Lisa Rina? Wow. And here's how I do it. What an archive. I'm never going to give the talk about my feelings. Just pass over that chocolate tower. Ready? Okay. So Dury comes over to visit them. And she's all dressed dressed to the

nine. And Rina's like, why are you so dressed, that baby? You look amazing. Oh, just going to watch the documentary reveal it with Lisa Vanderbump, since it's the reason we all came support of Hong Kong. A place I've been to 19 million times. When I was designing that woman from Orange County is bathing suits, yes, that's a real thing I did. Actually, someone from the Juicy Scoop Obsessed group on Earth, a video of Dorit line was showing at, at New York Fashion Week, and

they interviewed her and her accent was significantly less Doritie, which was sort of funny. It still is a little Doritie though. I'm not going to lie. It just gets thicker the longer she lives with PK. I'm like, oh no, you got to be careful about that accent. She could come home talking totally differently after visiting Hong Kong, you know. Yeah. So be like,

Shops, do you catch you chicken? Chops, do you hear? She just takes on new words. She can't get the accent down, so she'll just say the words. Charming Mao! How do you say? Um, fried rice! Oh no. Picking chicken. No, it's duck. Oh, how do you say? Fried rice. No, no.

Picking chicken, no it's duck. Oh, how exciting. Oh, stupid to read. So Eileen is telling them she's like, well, I'm entertaining the thought of going with Vandipump today because I didn't go to the Eulyn March last year. And this is a way for making up for that. And you know, possibly understanding a bit more about these of Vanderpump.

She's like, let's get me all lies. His stuff getting the all lies sheet from Vanderpump for two years in a row. She's just like, um, let's be honest, I've got the shits again. And I don't want to be on a mountain or an apartment. They happen. I just want to be someplace where I can scurry off to a little bathroom. I'd like to think that Lisa Vanderpump is recording voiceovers in a place with a bathroom. So I don't want to be caught on a tram when the gates let loose.

The highest points in China could be to the lowest life, lowest point in my life. So I'll be going towards the toilet, end of the spectrum. I've got higher, the higher I ascend, the lower my bowels go. And it's like, well, I hope that works out because Vanderpump sure can't hold a grudge. She's all bald eyelashes. I would know getting the light of sun in my eyeballs. So, so Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump are sitting in a suite at different suite. And they So Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump are sitting in a suite at different suite and they're talking and Lisa Vanderpump's like,

I don't know how I'm going to get through the session without crying. And Kyle's like, yeah, well, I'm gonna go shopping. And then Eileen calls and they're both like, who is this? What? Eileen? What?

They're all talking to each other. They haven't spoken in 45 years. They can't believe Eina's even called. But I was like, I was thinking, you know, I've got this diarrhea and I thought, you know what, maybe I'll come along and see your documentary. If you don't mind, but I know it's special for you, so I don't want to ruin it with my bare honesty and emotions. Like, oh, it's fine, come along.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. I hope it won't hurt too much while you're feeling things, and then you know I'm going listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. It's just a little weird and I just want to get out of the way. I just want clear the air because I don't know I just sort of feel like the more I hold on to it the more I become the villain and that's sort of not fair to me So Kylie to cookie Kyle He's a cookie. I'm trusting cookies at Kyle and she's opening her mouth and trying to catch them right now I remember when we had the cookie tossing the cow. We all had a good laugh about that But she does have a cookie eating problem don't we agree? But a good laugh we had All right being loving five minutes I lean click. So, um, Rina and Doreet are left alone in the room while I lean rushes to get ready to go meet them. And Rina's like, okay Doreet,

I have to be very clear with you right now Dore beat. I want to be very super clear with you because we promised that now that we're best friends. I'm going to be super clear. Now about this bag of pills. She's like, what? Like, well, I've heard things. You're telling people that I might be a drug addict because of my bag of pills. No, no,, Rina, I do sincerely believe that if you're going to hire those accusations, you owe it to all of us, including PK who we can get on the phone right now.

Are you owe it to all of us? The tell, who is your source? I would like to know that right now. I won't say, but it happened in Mexico. There's your hint, okay? Now, can you clean about it? When you said I had a bag of pills? What were you acting like?

Were you being funny? Or were you saying there's a problem with this heroin? I'm terribly sorry about Mexico. Is that some place where I went? I don't have any recollection of going to Mexico. Are you talking about when I went to Bahá fresh? Because that is a lovely restaurant. But of the hill.

Now look, I know everything you're doing because I got a six cents baby. Well, I'm terribly sorry, but I don't watch horror movies, so I'm not sure if I've felt a reference. I see everything. I'm like, wait a second. So now Lisa ran a psychic? Well, I mean, we found out later on that this point she was starting to change her story just because she didn't want to deal with having to start. She just did not want to be accused of ratting out someone but basically yeah what she did what you what you're saying where she was like what did you say it in good fun

which is that we all we all have a great joke or she has a problem and I like that to reach just nods or heading goes hmm no I said it was good fun good fun as if she was on a game show No, I said it was good fun. Good fun as if she was on a game show. Yeah, she was like like it wants to be a millionaire Did Dorit say good fun All right, we're gonna look at the board Dorit's answer survey says is Where I forgot to say no where is Dread could you please be more specific

No, I can't remember anything more specific Alex Well my psychic senses are telling me have a sixth Bruce Willis doesn't bite of me baby standing right behind you Still crying about to me, but your your fault Bruce? Concentrate on the face, Rina. All I told people was, what a lovely day I had with Lisa Rina and Rebecca Pills! It was the best time I'd ever had in my adult life! Watching her get high and feeling like she could function again was such a wonderful experience!

Learning that Lisa, Lisa Rina can cook her lunch on a spoon with a lighter and inject it through a veins. What a talent I say! I can't wait to try that with all my Chinese recipes, which I've learned since I was a little girl here in Peking. Been here a million times, Rinner. I'm sure I had the conversation and I said it was the funniest moment. That's a direct quote. Shut up to read. And so, Rina, who's also being shut up at this moment, is like, I'm sent to get now.

Whoever you were with, you should go ask them. I said they were a woman and they were also in Mexico you've already seen that part Lisa Rina. Ask them when a conversation took place and when it was done. Okay detective psychic detective Lisa Rina played by Patricia Arcatt. No that baby. And then she's like well now it's off my chest I feel so much that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that.

I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that.

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I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I prefer to do that. I's like this season's boring we better do something. Yeah. Josh over at the editing bay told me that you guys were talking shit. Yeah, because Doreet really has tried to turn this into a storyline. I mean, she's mentioned really has a backup. It's so hilarious. And she has tried mentioning it to people to try and make them make it a storyline. But at least a of her pump was like, darling, are you trying to incinuate that she's a drug addict? I don't have time for this.

Going home. And then she tried it again with, um, eating, she's like, surely with eating it will be because she's an idiot. She makes me look smart. And you don't like, hmm, not even I'm falling for this. That's not the case of me. Yeah. So I'm not falling for this again. You know, so it was just a fail. So the producers

like you guys to read has really been trying. Now let's give her a first season hug and talk about this on the show. Just say, just say how to suck a premonition. Right? Just do it. I'm sure she'll understand. She lives with Boy George. So I'm a team player baby. Yeah, so then Erica and Kyle go to go to the park and Erica's like I like this park and I was good thing. Shui. I mean I feel good about it Which may be laugh And so they're just like walking around and then Rina and Eden take a tram up to the top of this mountain and while they're all doing that having fun activities take a tram up to the top of this mountain. And while they're all doing that, having fun activities,

Lisa Vanderpump takes Eileen and Doreet to like a, to like a final, like a tiny little studio with a final cut system set up. I'm like, really, this is what I thought she was going to be speaking in front of an audience, presenting her documentary. I was like, you're just, you're just shooting some, some, uh, what do you call them? So what's so, like you could have done this over Skype. I know like why you thought I'm Hong Kong for this you could you're in LA the production capital of the world just go to that you can find any shitty studio anywhere you know how many people have

green you can even go to the rooftop that Peter was shooting the riven on and just sitting from that green screen. Yes but guess what's not Nellie award winning director John Luke bulls-oo And my lean's like so Lisa. How are you feeling? She's like well, I'm afraid I might cry And of course, she doesn't say how are you feeling? I lean is just standing there like, well, I will talk about it at some point. Yeah, but it needs to be after this fine. So, yes, they meet the co-producers like, girl, these dogs. I was like, I know. So they start playing the trailer and the trailer is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, you win.

And Dorita is like, all has a faithful servant at least event upon I have to show that I care the most of all so she's like oh God the whole like Dorita it's just the opening it's just the opening titles she's just horrified at the font then I lean like I'm gonna show her how it's done. It's horrible. Bus out of tears. Watch. Yeah, I didn't watch this part because I do not need to see dogs being tortured. If I would cry, they didn't show anything. They just literally showed whatever the title was.

And then you hear Lisa Vanderpump reciting the exact same sound that she used earlier in the season about the adrenaline, et cetera. And then you hear things and it's reciting the exact same sound bite that she was earlier in the season about the adrenaline, etc. And then you hear things and it's just to read being overly dramatic and like, oh, it's awful. The things I saw, PK! Like, Vanderpump's like, I'm touched that I lean, came because now maybe she'll understand my passion and Know that when I suggest that she's a whole and a man stealing good for nothing little little slut That it's only because I love puppies who are being tortured in the U.L. I lean wasn't mad at you because she couldn't understand you exactly

But if that's what we're going with exolorant So then over in the park Erica and Kyle have a whole heart to heart about their mom so their mom's pushed them so hard And that they just like they they they are living out the dreams that their moms can never have and then They are living out the dreams that their moms could never have and then a psychic told Kyle that she's not responsible for Kim anymore Just this sort of like a a very long scene that was I guess nice, but I didn't really write any notes for it It was nice. I wrote people who grew up in the business generally as old but Kyle's a cool chick I like that Eric has been so much fun here this year. She definitely improved her writers. And she's been more emotionally accessible.

And I believe the whole reason why we saw all that stuff about her going home was because the producers wanted to make sure, OK, we need to humanize Erica. Make us love Erica. That way, when she goes in with Dari, we're firmly on Erica's side. Yeah. They're like, OK, you can take your private plane and your robot

gaze. We're trying to humanize you here, Erica. She's like, Oh, crap. Just don't leave me without the gaze in my plane. So then, uh, Rina and Eden are getting tea at the top of the mountain. And Rina is doing the same thing. She's like, now, she's sort of like, uh, codified her lie the same thing. She's like, now she sort of like codified her lie a little bit, she's like, well, I have this sixth sense. I sort of get a good six, I understand this, I understand it, you know, I'm just standing there

in the hole with a bullet wound in me, just walking around for all the time. And I just, I got a sense that people are talking about the drugs. And then Eden's like oh, yeah Well actually, it's funny that you've mischmentioned that because when Doreet came over She was suggesting that maybe you were acting a certain you couldn't remember what you would said about Kim because you were on drugs You you were maybe induced on the way he didn't said it. She's like oh my god. I remember something look. I've got chills

the way he didn't set it. She's like, oh my God, I remember something. Look, I've got chills. Yeah, I have to read did say that. She insinuated you at a pill problem because you couldn't remember. Remind us like, see, I knew it. I had a feeling that she talked to everyone, but maybe, maybe. Wow, what a pussy to read is she's a pussy with a capital B. I like when she says things like in mommy tone. Like you are a bad girl, but she's like cursing. I just like that you didn't is so out of sync with this show that on the season

when everyone is forgetting things, she's the one person you remember something. Yeah, yeah, even you're supposed to forget. I don't remember that. But what? you're supposed to forget. I don't remember that. Right. What? So Mikey over in Erica's room, Erica's getting ready to go out for, you know, another, another, another round. Yeah. Mikey's like, this lip gloss is major.

Mikey really has a boner for this lip gloss. I'll tell you what, he doesn't have a boner for this lip gloss. I'll tell you what he doesn't have a boner for. A junk bout! You are way too glamorous for a junk moat. No, everything not. Lower level. So yes, they glam up, Erica. And everyone gets dressed and everyone's totally dressing something.

Everyone wearing something different. Rinn is in converse. Erica's all glammed up. Eden comes down wearing a Magica to spell wig. Nothing made sense. Yeah, they were all sorts of crazy in their dressing. Yeah. And Erica was basically dressed as the hotel carpeting.

It's like the same fabric and everything. And very common ones. And Rina actually tells her her we're actually goes whoa You sure given that carpeting a run for its money And Eric is like To read psychopathy are we gonna go pet some cars now? I love cars. Have you seen my churred Bentley? Car petting Well because to be fair when they got on the junk boat to read like look at the helicopter

Look at it. It's so close to the building. It's like no Dread. It's an optical illusion It's so close to the building. It's like no Doreet. It's an optical illusion. It's flying very far away from the building. I did Erica I love when Erica shades and it's like, well someone built a helipad. I thought, okay, let's land a helicopter on the helipad Doreet flying Doreet Rina Rina's amazement with everything was cracking me up this episode at one point she She was up high with what's her buns eaten and she's like, well, it's amazing being this high Makes the world look three-dimensional like the world is three-dimensional Lisa Rina and so now she's on the boat. She's like, well, look at this boat. Look at you One of the employees on the boat Hi, baby. She's like a based with the junk

boat. So Eden, they're all bored because everybody's getting along basically. It's just so they have nothing to talk about. You know, it's a housewife show. So Eden's like, so at least a van der Poe puts on your mind. She's like, Oh, nothing. Anyone else has something they want

a voice? Yeah. Actually, I have something I'd like to say. I'd like to know who said who's been alluding who said that I've been alluding to the fact that Rina has a drug problem. And they're like, oh, I know they all grown. And it's like, hey, wait, wait, to read nobody here told me that. She's like, but you said they did. No, I said I had a sixth sense and I felt it. Okay. If you had a combo in Mexico, you know, I'm feeling Mexico rice, maybe a fish that Mauricio caught you saying something nasty about me dinner. I'm seeing

some railroad. I'm seeing us some railroad. I'm seeing a Maraca. Is that what is that a Maraca? I'm getting a I'm getting a oh god. I'm getting it all right now. You told everyone was a drug addict. Six cents baby. So she's just refusing to say and Kyle's like I don't even remember that it was something that mean. And vendor pumps like, yes, darling, it wasn't in an awful way. And that's when Doreet starts her. Why are you talking about Lisa?

The way I remember the conversation is we had a rip growing up. It was honestly with the funniest moments I ever had. Next, my second funniest moment, which was you putting Xanax in the panic shakes, that way you could cope. I think it's funny that you can only go through life with drugs, flu, and three-assystem black type, eh? Great laugh! Great laugh, hard by all!

So, um, uh, so at this point, Reddy's just sort of like, uh, you didn't, you want to jump in here please? You know what I'm saying? You're missing your queue lines, lady with a brunette wig. So, he didn't like, well, uh, the thing is, you asked me if Rina had a problem with pills, and he's like, I don't remember that The owner of Pope goes, well, I don't know if she's on pills or not, but paranoia can be from a load of pills She starts cracking up And the winner's just like just be honest just be honest to read. It's like I have nothing to hide She literally said hoyd. She when she gets really agitated she becomes Irish

Yeah, nothing to hide I say I say. Nothing at all. Nothing at all to hoyd. Now, it gets me off this junk bird before the helicopter crashes into us. I'm getting the truth. Goils. What? Tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata tata t tata tata tata t tata tata t tata t tata tata tata tata tata t tata tata t tata t tata t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t and then Rinna goes, hey, you had the thought. Just be honest. Like, oh, whoa, is the thought crime now? What is going on? Well, to be fair, here's what's annoying about the situation, is that Dari said who alluded, who said that I've been alluding to the fact that who said that I've been alluding that Rinna has a drug problem.

And then they said, well, you were alluding here. And she said, I never said the words. I never said the words. Like, no, but you asked, you asked, you yourself said, who says that I've been alluding to it? And some people are saying, here's a time when you alluded to it. And now you want specificity. I can't even, I can't even just get my words.

See? I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to end the thought. It's not worth it. Specificity? No, but you're right. Because no one really wanted to get into this fight, because it's just such a stupid fight

Because Doreet was trying to like get them all to do to have this fight and they all refused and now they're being forced to have this fight But this is where Erica's like, oh fuck it. I don't care about this, but I'll fight with Doreet any way and just ask And just before Erica jumps in I just want to say this is one runus says well, of course I don't have a six cents baby and for the record. I don't have an addiction to Zanax you fucking idiot to read. I was like I'm glad we like fix that because if this six cents thing went on for too much longer it was all gonna blow up in Rina's face but she's just like no of course someone told me I just didn't want to tell you that someone told me. Yeah she's just not allowed to say production on TV or should get sued sued. Yeah. So Erica.

Erica jumps in and she's like, well, you did talk about the Zabx bag. It was smooth and you suggested that story so that she acts that way. She did a say it. Did a say it. You're situated it. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. Well, it's simulations. It's simulations far different from illusion. We all know that.

That's all I've said. We have the best time of a last together with the drugs. No one is winning this. And she's like, then Erica tells us, I would pick a fat of this boat, lady. You haven't seen that one yet, honey Erica's got a thing for fighting on boats Yeah, and it comes out very shortly after because Dorita's still doing this thing

I only said in the best possible way we have a great time great time watching her get high And let the eyes go back in her head. We thought oh no, she got to take us the emergency room But they're probably used to her. Oh what a great laugh laugh and then Eric is like let me finish to read you talk a lot and she's like you don't talk a lot I'm like what is that supposed to mean oh it's like I'm losing her yeah that weird you are type argument from Doreet yeah she's like hey don't read what's your problem with me just bring it on already? Oh, yeah, she's giving me shit for a long time. I don't come up Well, I like that when Doreet said that you don't talk enough that Erica goes I say important shit You say too much boring shit

What not to be great laugh about this now Yeah, the only person in this I haven't been able to connect with. She's like, yeah, because it's a Kavada like bullshit. That's what y'all. Then why don't you fucking say it to my love? Come on, Charles. That's a deal. That's what y'all.

Eric is growing down. Eric is ready to throw down. And I love when they do this and then they're all stuck on the boat. Like last year when they were going after Vanderpump on the boat. And then half of them were inside like, oh, shit. Now what do we do? For all stuck inside while Vanderpump gets the whole boat to herself. The sun.

Two years ago when they all went after Brandi, when Lisa and Brandi went after each other, and then Brandi went up slapping these of Vanderpump. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Three years in a row. So it's two years in a row, three seasons in a row of boat drama with these bitches. Boat drama.

Well, that brings us to the end of the real housewives of Beverly Hills. Yes, but this means that since it's Wednesday, it's time for our new favorite segment, the good old listeners spotlight. Listeners spotlight is the segment where listeners get to chime in. We get to hear from you the listeners. If you want to sign up for listener spotlight, just go to patreon.com for it's ashwad for crap ins.

This week our listener spotlight is on Rachel McGinty-Mock. I'm very excited. I have not actually listened to this yet, so hopefully no audio issues. All right, ready? Here comes Rachel. Hello, CrapTastic friends. The beautiful bend in the resplendent Ronnie. This is Rachel in Atlanta.

I was nervous to record this when Ben reached out, except that my dream is to have a podcast. Yet, I have under no idea what format. I am a practicing graphic designer, a retired design professor, and I own a small little granola business called Bing's Nola, named after one of my daughters, seven-year-old Bing. I have two other children who keep me on my toes, a teenage daughter, and a five-year-old son. My handsome husband owns an advertising agency here in Atlanta and I have to shout out to one of his designers, a former student of mine, Wendy, a fellow cropper.

Hey Wendy. I bet a lot of your listeners out there are cooks, designers, folks who work with their hands because there is something about listening to music, podcasts, or audiobooks while doing these things that makes my job even more enjoyable than it already is. I should wear a bib and a pair of Lisa Rinna's Depends when I listen to you guys, though. I can't tell you how many times I think I've laughed so hard, I've spit out my coffee, or possibly peed my pants. The only downfall to being so into your show is that I'm now watching almost everything you recap.

I started merely watching OC at Lanna Beverly Hills and now you have me on Vanderpump, Summer House and Ladies of London finally. Thankfully, I can justify the time by doing housewife things like folding laundry while I watch. I hope you guys can make a trip to Atlanta at some point and we can meet in person. You guys really are crap-tastic. Oh, thank you Rachel. Oh, thank you, Rachel. Oh, thanks, Rachel.

And you know what? I think your podcast should be about graphic design. Good graphic design, bad graphic design, all in pop culture, everywhere around, and why it's bad, why it's good. I think that's something you should totally do. I would listen to that. Yeah. So there.

I think her. Well, Rachel, thanks for doing Listeners Spotlight. And again, if you go to patreon.com forward slash watch or crap. And if you want to get involved, if you want to hear yourself on this very podcast, it's so cool hearing the voices behind these names that we see on our Facebook page or Twitter, or Instagram, et cetera. So super awesome.

Thanks for sending that in. and you guys, we're gonna see you tomorrow because guess what, we're doing summer house tomorrow because there's no reason to wait till Friday for the summer house, season finale. Yeah, we'll be back with tomorrow with Summer Howl. Yeah, Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Carl. Gonna recap Summer House Carl. Carl. Carl, you're gonna do Summer House. You're gonna do Summer House Carl. Summer House Carl, probably. Bye.

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