Watch What Crappens - #426 PumpRules: Reunited AF

Episode Date: April 5, 2017

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com to find all our social media links and for our bonus episodes and all of our extras come over and be a premium member over at patreon dot com slash watch what crap in that's of the Lender and joining me as always is the wonderful and hilarious and just very special Ronnie Karam from trashtalktb.com and the Rosefrix Bachelor podcast and also Real Housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks. Hey Ronnie, what's going on? Well, hello, Ben. Well, you sound extra slinky today. Today is an exciting day for us because not only is it the two of us, but we have basically an angel in human form joining us on the podcast. It is the one and only Marcos Luebinoz, a TV writer and producer. Hey, Marcos.

Hi, Ben. How's it going? How are you? Hey, baby. Welcome to the show. People who are like die hard, crap in fans may actually remember Marcos from our origin story, which is housewife Houdown. Yes, I guess multiple times, were you not?

I think I was a few times. Yeah, I remember we had way back in the day. I think, yeah, way back when I think Tamer had just joined the cast of Orange County. Wow, it was that far back. It was that far back. That's crazy. I can't. God, were you even doing that show that far back? No, I don't think so.

I think it must have been like Peggy Tennis or something like that. Manny. But either way, you know, watch your crappings was born out of Housewife Hodown. And so Housewife Hodown was the predecessor of this podcast. So Marcos actually quietly has a good amount of street cred in the crap in his universe because he was part of crap before it was even cool. So I'm excited that you're here because today we're talking about something so important for so many people which is the Vanderpump Rules reunion part one.

Which was amazing. It was, it was, now Ronnie and I have been talking about this all season long, but what have your thoughts been on Vanderpump Rules this past season? This past season, I mean every season I expect it to sort of like stumble or falter or maybe not deliver, and every season I'm proven wrong. I mean, I feel like they really pull out all the stops and You know in a way that's like I know that all reality TV is you know heavily crafted by producers But this season I mean that show in particular feels very on natural like it feels really like you can't manufacture she knows husband like You know having this crazy

drug problem and clearing out all of her money from her bank account and leaving her. Like you can't, like that's just... Right. Actually, I think that's probably the one thing that's easiest to manufacture. You just give him, like, a lot of add-on-all and an account number. But I loved this season. I mean, I thought, you know, yeah, it was super funny and super crazy and you know I thought initially like the

Katie and Tom's wedding was gonna be kind of boring, but that turned into a really fun thing to watch So I'm all for it and where do you stand on Lala? Lala I am not I'm not a I'm not a fan really Yeah, really I would have thought you were a very pro-lala. No, at first when she first came on, I think it was last season, right? Yes. When she first came on, I was very,

I thought she was like a fun sexy, audition, you know, audition who was gonna cause some problems and stir some stuff up, but she didn't really do much this season. She kind of was just, you know, I don't know. She sent out some NDAs and, well, she did of was just, you know, I don't know. She sent out some NDAs and, uh, and well, she did, she did call them all, uh, you know, winter bodies. She did get them all on a diet. Yeah.

Like we were talking about earlier, you know, her calling everybody fat really made them lose weight. I mean, I've seen them all on the Instagram. Are they look great? Yeah. I mean, it was a motivating force. I mean, if it weren't for aala, I mean I feel like half of the shit in the season Wouldn't wouldn't be happening, you know, it all be tea towels and she's kind of the Oprah this year You know Oprah came back with her whole like I love chips And I think that that's basically what Lala did. She's helping people lose weight you guys. Yeah, I think so I I people lose weight, you guys. Yeah, I think so. My only issue with Lala is that she has so much potential

that she really squandered, I think. And that's hard for me. But luckily, we got her back at the reunion. So why don't we just dive right in to Vanibar Rules, really? Well, what is a cast member of Vanderpump Rules if they're not squandering potential. That is true. Yeah, you're right. Like you have, I think that's in the application to join the show. Like if you, you know, yeah, how much upside you have to have super big dreams that you'll

never be able to achieve to be on this show. What have you, like, there's a whole page, like what in your life have you fucked up? And if you can't flip the whole page, you can't join the show. Yeah. I was watching, I told Ben this already, but I was watching the first episode and the last episode of the first season, just to kind of remember, actually I was showing a friend, I was trying to get a friend into it and to see all the dreams and ambitions they started with and where they are now. I mean, it seems like it's a 20 year high school reunion.

It shouldn't be that far downhill. Yeah. Yeah, it shows only been on for like five years, but it feels like it's a 20 year high school reunion. It shouldn't be that far downhill. You know, five years. Yeah, the show's only been on for like five years, but it feels like 15 years have passed. It also, everyone looks like they have multiple children, you know, like a mortgage that they're about to default on. And everyone looks like the show's been on for over 10 years

and it's only been on, yeah. Yeah, it's really like, it's been very harsh on the aging process I would say they're basically one giant season reunion of chairs but they're all norm but no one calls out their name so so what I like they're probably there's somewhere between Norm and Carla. I would say. So, why don't we start at the top. Basically, it's the usual reunion that opens up with flashes of people arriving and make up, make up, make up. Here we go.

And while we learn Jack's got Botox, so not very surprising, but nice to hear about. At the very least, Jack's got Botox, so not very surprising, but nice to hear about. At the very least, Jack Botox. Yeah. And so they show up. And they're at some sort of like very lovely, low-sealing club, right? Because it's too big now to shoot in serve. I was going to say, like, what?

I noticed that midway through. I was like, why are we not at serve? What's the deal? The cast is too big. The Vanderpump rules universe has expanded beyond the confines of sir which is crazy cuz sir added the back patio so you would think everyone could fit there yeah there's a god damn big pots we've all been there you can't walk around Lisa Vanderpump is obsessed with giant pot there's no room and most people just sit on

the pots yeah she likes giant planters she if I remember correctly, she loves some sort of statue that seems like it's like from antiquity. Like something that was unearthed in Mongolia, but was really created in the back lot of like pure, you know, beer 51 cost plus. Yeah, cost plus. Yeah. She loves like a giant Asian-esque Statue I like the thought of peer 51. It's like peer one but like with Asian shit. I was like, why did that sound weird? So Telling it's a broken alien. Um, so uh, so it starts off and Andy does the usual thing where he's like, Hi Stasi, hi Katie, hi Tom. He cried at Tom's, Tom Schwartz's vows.

Did you cry at the, at his vows, Marcus? Tom Schwartz's vows? Yes. No, I did not. No, I, I mean they were fine, whatever, you know, I mean, it's so hard to get behind them as a couple after like everything we've seen this season, Yes, no, I did not know I think they were fine. Whatever, you know, I mean It's so hard to get behind them as a couple after like everything we've seen this season where they were like Literally threatening to not get married like a week before they're

No, they fixed it. They fixed it. They fixed it in a week. They'd learn to rebuild their entire relationship Yeah, that band-aid is gonna really stay on forever. Yeah, that is definitely a Flintstones band-aid You got like a day on that thing. Yeah. Well, yeah, once you take their first shower that band-aid is falling right off Also those the house were not romantic at all. He's like, you know how we hate each other. Hey remember how I called you bitch like last week Oh, that was so fun. Thanks for coming everyone Romantic in that. I said Vanderpump was balling. I did love that Andy forgot to say hi to Kristen when he was going around and saying hi to everyone.

And just like, you know, she just totally despised. Yeah, she's like, um, proper aloe, seriously, seriously. Is anybody gonna ask me why only half of my nose wrinkles when I try to smile? I cannot stop staring at Kristen's face. She was smiling and her mouth would kind of move, but the only thing above her lips that would move was two little wrinkles on her nose.

It was creepy, dude. You know what, I actually noticed that as well. It was really, really strange. That's all I have to say about that. I try not to, I usually will do something else when Kristen comes on screen, so I didn't notice it at all. Did you guys see her, did you guys see her April Fools thing that she did? No. She acted like she and Carter got engaged. And everyone was like oh my god, Kristen's engaged But it was April fools

So it was April fools She's really doing the game they're They're supposed to kill the game. Oh I have I I recorded Andy Cohen saying hi to Sheena and I thought I had it on my computer But I don't but I really enjoyed it because he's like oh hi Shina she's like hey yeah someone posted on our Facebook this hit they're really hearing all of Shina's just little little beeps yeah and they posted that video for just like hi how are you so you know Andy has like a lot of observations. He's like, whoa, James, you have a cliff chin. Study you, Jack.

You guys are like cliff chin twins. And I was like, uh, not really, but, you know, it's, it's fine. Andy, he does have me homeless people in your neighborhood that you've seen when they just became homeless. And then over the years, you watch them kind of just fall into that meth-faced craziness. And you know, it's kind of gradual with meth, but it's more and more every year.

That's like Jack's and James sitting next to each other. It's like every year. And Jack's is now putting on these big eyebrow. He's like coloring in his eyebrows and stuff now. And it's just so sad. You are not getting a quarter either. You two better get some square machines because no one is gonna give you

You change on the street Yeah, yeah, Jack's is really I mean we've we've harped on this many times But it is still kind of shocking how much jacks has really aged on this show especially for a model You know, it's it's a little shocking Yeah, he posted an Instagram last week, I think and he's like oh It's gonna be the return of season one jack, and he's like, oh, it's going to be the return of season one, Jacks. And he's at the gym. And there's a really skinny, like anorexic girl behind him

working out and someone said, is that Tom behind him? This is clear to all. So Andy asks Jacks about Kristen and Brittany. So he, and he starts on right away with this, the lesbian rumor or the like did Kristen go down on Brittany or vice versa. And Kristen of course just fully denied it. James but James is like, I believe Jacks.

I believe Jacks he bought it. Yeah. Are we surprised? Are we surprised? Yeah, the ever trust worthy Jacks. Yeah. Brittany's outfit, okay. That's right there. Yes. What the hell was that thing? It's like a 90. It was her boobs were out. Her badge was out. It was all out. Put it away, Britney. I love all of you.

But you know, I like clowns too, but they need to be intense sometimes. I I felt like it was an improvement over Katie's outfit, which felt to me very much like bram Stoker's Dracula 1993. I was not I was just was not feeling that that look there. That was a mystery of the ranch. Yeah, I don't know if they are a lot of they picked her own outfits or what, but yeah, I agree with you about yeah, they need outfit. It was like a silk. It was like a silk shower cap

that she just somehow turned into. She just stretched over herself and cut out a V around the show. Yeah. Actually, all the girls had their boobs out in big ways last night, right? That moment was like really showing off their goods. And I was surprised to have big everyone's boobs work.

Well, yeah, I mean, there's been some time between the end of shooting and the reunion. So, you know, people have had time to kind of get them, there's themselves in order to get a little tune up. Yeah, it's like they're big screen TVs. You know, poor people spend if they get a little bit of money they're buying like the huge TV possible. And that's their big screen TV.

It's like they get a decent paycheck and boom, it's they're at the boob store. I just need the table by accident. Did you hear an eruption on the microphone? No, I didn't. Wow, well, because we have this ongoing issue when I record on this table that you can hear a lot of thumps from my hands

and various other things. So I apologize the listeners in advance for anything if you hear any sort of this sort of stuff. That's me being unable to control my flapping hands. So they asked about the going down in Brittany's like, I'm not even sure having make out when Dan Jackson, uh, you Christian went down. And Brittany's like, well, I wouldn't like if I was going to lie, I wouldn't continue to lie. Okay, you, I wouldn't mind. Look, if I was going to lie, I wouldn't continue to lie.

Okay, you sound like you're fucking lying. Yes. Why would I continue to lie if I'm not telling the truth? I'm like, I actually could not even follow that logic. Yeah. I don't understand how you can stay with Jack. Like her boyfriend is basically calling her a liar, saying, spreading this rumor or this, or speaking this truth,

whatever, how do you stay with someone who is saying these things about you and then wants a turkey sandwich? Yes, exactly, yeah. I mean, to add insult to injury, you know? Well, also, she's fucking jacks, which, I mean, God knows, that poor thing is already a Petru dish. And then you go down on Kristin.

I mean, those are the two biggest horrors in town. Brittany's going to be on one of those, you know, trucks outside the gay bars where they test you for diseases. It's just going to be her big smile and face. I would replace Blair. I would not be surprised if all of the STDs she got from both of them combined to become like a brand new STD that just it's gonna be like contagion part two Pottery like 28 days later later. It's like she's collecting diseases like the back stickers on those McDonald's cups when you play Monopoly, you know Just waiting for boardwalk

I got rid of my mom. I got rid of my mom. I got rid of my mom. I got rid of my mom. I got rid of my mom. I got rid of my mom. I like the idea of Britney going to McDonald's and just shouting off any thing she gets that much that fills it off of the cup. Mom and Gavins!

Singing of which I think Monopoly just happened at McDonald's. Or Is it happening right now? I don't know. I love McDonald's and notably. And I've never won a single thing for 20 years, but I will always participate. I had my heart broken too many times. I won't do it. It is kind of like the fast food version of Antipope rules, right?

Scratch and get disappointed. Yeah. Scratch and peel. So anyway, so now we're talking about... Fatter and fatter. Yeah. Yeah. Um, scratch and peel. Um, so anyway, so now we're talking about batter and fatter every season. And then you think yourself, why did I even follow this pipe dream? Of course, I was never gonna hit board lock ever. This isn't even real meat. It's like beef, flavor, like pink goo. And now I'm like thirsty for our right. I know I'm going to

make I can guarantee you our we'll be getting McDonald's. I mean, it only takes one mention. Yeah, I have one burger was like a thousand calories like one tiny little thing. Well, because it's deeply satisfying and you know, it's just terrible. Yeah. So it is

like men are pump rules in many ways. And they keep trying new things and introducing new sandwiches. Yeah. But really, we were only concerned with the classics. Exactly. So anyway, so James, I like how when they were talking about it

did, who went down with him, whatever. James was like, I think that Chris Den just likes going with people while his boyfriend is in the other room. I have to say, James was throwing some really good shade this reunion. I mean his insults are really funny. Him acting, Stasi's return to the show out. Like you know she was crawling through the desert looking for a sip of water was I thought was hilarious. Yeah I actually think that James and Stasi both did a good job because they they they bore the brunt of a lot of shit and they just

lapsed the whole way through. So they kind of were like, yeah, I did do that. Yeah, you got to hand them both some credit because what you just did, but I just mean in general, because both of them have learned to have kind of a sense of humor about themselves, which is brand new. I mean, that's never had. It's a little weird actually. Actually, it is weird. It makes it hard to recap. It's like, oh, and then James made a self-deprecating joke. What a self-deprecator. Yeah, even when Andy was like, God, you're really sweating. He's like, yeah, I'm sweating because I said I wasn't going to drink in today. And like,

and like, he's literally getting the sweats because he hasn't had a drink and he just admits that on TV and everybody's like haha James I'm surprised he's not on a natural high from the pump session CD I also like when he I also like when James would refer to Carter and he was like Don't let it don't say his name ever again. That name should never leave your lips. They His name ever again does that name should never leave your lips. They ca ca ca ca Gill Gill are you laughing or saying Carter Gill I've already so forgotten that they dated like I told it's weird. It's really weird. Yeah, but you seasons like I have stuff seems so far behind you know when Stasi and Chris didn't even work there, it seems like a million years ago.

Right. Like the time in between seasons, it's crazy with this show. The timeline just seems so long. I think it's maybe so much happens in every season. Right. So maybe just feels like years and years and years. Yeah. Right. Like as opposed to some of the other bravo shows where people really dwell in the same argument for for for episode after episode like a antique gate, right, you know Here, you know, there's still themes that go and threads throughout the season like, you know, anti-lawless stuff Yeah, but there's still so much shit that happens every episode that even two episodes ago feels like it was six weeks ago Yeah, the drama's real fresh on this show, which I appreciate, which is nice. It's ironic, because it's that surre, but you know. Right, yes.

It's so fresh. It's fun to wait to make another tune at all times. So the next thing was about the witty wedding, which I could personally not give a fuck about. Yes. And then it was butt stakes. Right. Yeah.

That's take tasty. Right. Yeah. Dude, that steak tasted good, bro. Oh, Papa, it was really hard to get my butt juices in that beef, Papa. So Andy moves on to, I want to talk about the bridesmains and bring me. Bridesmaids! Papa! He's like, oh, I didn't think I'd get to hear that again. I was like, I was hoping I wouldn't have to hear that again. Yeah. I can't believe I can't believe Brittany doesn't want to talk about being gone down on so many times. And then she says

he called all that like in a row 10 times. So Andy is like, Stasi, how much it would mean to you to be a bridesmaid? And she's like, literally, I can't articulate it, AF. Like, oh my God, I was so grateful. Like, who does that? Who has me as a bridesmaid? Seriously, it's crazy. I can't believe that they would ask me to be a bridesmaid, but the year that I'm not dating somebody.

Like, it's kind of like fucked up. Like, okay, we get it. You're getting married. You have to do it right in front of my face. Like literally, I know like fucked up like okay, we get it you're getting married You have to do it right in front of my face like literally. I know my brides made But like literally saying I do in front of my face when I'm single like seriously Seriously, I know I'm in Bora Bora with you on your honeymoon, but I can't believe you would do this to me when I'm single That was hilarious Honeymoon

And I love in the context of later on Katie saying that she does not follow the stars around. When stars are probably like, hey, you know, be cool if you invite me to your honeymoon. She's like, yeah, okay, I'll do that in the show. That's fine. That's one thing I would never want popping up in my honeymoon suite is sausage.

She should come right in the bill. So the next question was about the prenups. And he's like, what a prenup? Does that mean he got doubts? And Katie's like, well, he's not getting this pirate hoard to rest, you know? And then he's just like darling the fighting over $50. They don't need a prenup.

And then she was like, I don't have a prenup. She's like, well, I would have a prenup if I was in a relationship with Shay. She's like, I like a brokenna, but then she was like, I don't have a prena, but she's like, well, I would have a prena because I'm a lister with Shay. She's like, I like a broken bird, but not that broken. That's a broken big bird, darling. Try dragging that thing around town. Darling, I want a broken sparrow, not a broken ostrich. Do we know what exactly Tom Schwartz does?

I know he is a quote, I'm, you know, air quote model. But like, does he have any other sort of job that he does? I do believe he is a co-partner in Tom Tom. Oh, right. totally forgot about Tom Tom. The club, not the navigational system. The only modeling we've seen him do is for the same company. Is that underwear? Yeah. He did like a Corona. I think I think I think it was like a year ago. But yeah, I actually don't really know.

I just assumed that these people just earn money off of appearance fees that he like he probably shows up at a club and it's like, Babas and then you know, hands up, you know, pump teeny pumps, you know, yeah, he's been kissing a lot of cheeks at Indian casinos Yeah, yeah, I don't know I really don't know what his income is Yeah, but then I've worked oh sorry, I'm just gonna say in LA you can actually you can just get along without having any income and Yeah, I think it all done at some point. Yeah This prenup thing she know it was trying not to get mad But Vanderpump of course is like he was born a drug addict. She should have had a prenup thing she note was trying not to get mad but Vanderpump of course is like he was born a drug addict

She should have had a prenup and she is like Even though I did go out of my way, they've just only spent $5,000 on an Instagram planner, but I wasn't concerned about the winning Yeah, I love Shina. I actually really love Shina and I and I like woke up in the middle of the night at 3 a.m And for some reason check my phone and someone on a fake Shina Twitter account was like everyone watch watch what happens But in my haze I thought it was actually she so I retweeted it and everyone's like oh my god sheena I love you I love you she know I'm like I just I did fake fake Twitter news yeah you got you got all you got all tweeted I was excited I really thought that she wanted

wanted people to watch us yeah I'm sure if you tweet at her, tweet at her about the show, I'm sure she'll listen or, you know, yeah, well, Dossie actually gave us a big plug last night. She was like, oh, giving the crap and crew a lot of ammunition, AF. So, that's fun. It's some A. Something like that. Does that?

Who tweets that? Well, I hope she will be nice to us because then all the other girls will be mean to us. So the next thing on here, the next news was that Jackson Brittany moved because they moved down the hall from Tom and Katie. I mean, this is, this show is so fucked up. Katie's like, I'm not happy about it. I don't want it to be like a dorm situation. I'm like, your husband already put several pieces of beef in between and that's you. So I think it's too late on that. I think, yeah, the ship has sailed on that. I think if you don't want it to be a dorm situation, you should maybe chuck the strange graffiti

art above your couch. To absolute. Also, dorm situation implies that any of you went to college. Ha ha ha ha ha. How would you fucking know? Do you think like anyone in this group, like they're all in there, like, I want to say early to mid-30s,

like, do you think any and will they grow up? Are they going to be like this and like into their place? They're going to be those obnoxious parents who will bring out of control kids wearing fedoras. Like you know when you see like a four year old little boy wearing a fedora, it's like the worst thing in the world. Yeah. That's what their kids are gonna be like. And they're gonna bring them to brunch places. And they'll be like, yeah, brunch, bloody Mary's with,

you know, like little kid with fedora AF and it'll just be the most annoying thing ever. That's what I think. And they're gonna think that they're grown up and they're gonna proclaim that they're adulting. Yeah. But they're just gonna be as awful as usual. Wow.

I think you might be right. I think you'll write about that. Yeah. Well, the big controversy here was that Andy's like, did Brittany even get to get a faye? And it turns out Jack's Brittany tries to explain it first. She says. Well, Jack's went kind of crazy to apartment complex.

So we had to rest. She's like, I think to apartment complex. We had the rush. She's the ugly crazy. What are you talking about? Well, OK, not crazy, but we have this AC and it was overflowing and rippling in our carpet and Jack sprang at the office. And then he left me to deal with that. And they gave us moving out papers. And he was like, we didn't get evicted.

We didn't get evicted. I said, I don't want to renew. And so I storm up we didn't get evicted not at all not at all pretty It was our disaster young Reading off reading off the back of her palm. Yeah, she's like it was our decision young to leave the breath of leave the apartment in Koreatown One slice of bread one slice of turkey. Oh, sorry. I'm reading the recipes. I mean, in Jackson's defense, a leaking air conditioning on their carpet. That can't lead to good. I feel like that just is the metaphor of Jackson's entire sex life. Yeah. leaking AC on a carpet that leads to two evictions. Andviction. To spam the other versions.

And a lot of unwanted moments. Some black molds. Yeah. It's like those little toy capsules that you drop into water and they expand into like dinosaurs. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So now, as the DJ James Kennedy moment, we learned that James, when he was there, he was the star DJ spinning five nights a week at pump. No one ever gets five nights at pump. Oh, and then we're talking about how he was spinning at the, the dog day event that Lisa had and how Jack's hated the music and like, what music was that? And he was like, it was the pump sessions, pump sessions. And that goes, was that one song your 10?

He knows how to plug his album. I mean, he got to give him that. I kind of want to get the pump sessions. I'm curious, is it like, is it on iTunes? Is it on Apple Music? It has to be. You know what actually song I'm getting even closer and closer to buying? Is the theme song to be in a pump room? Oh, yeah, you have to. You haven't done that yet. I haven't, have you? Oh, absolutely. It's, you have to. You haven't done that yet. I haven't have you. Oh, absolutely.

It's a good running song. That's a really good, yeah. I really close to by. Go to the moon, go to the moon, go to the moon, go to the moon. The La La song. I know. I'm actually a little bored alone with that. I mean, maybe I should just do a deep dive

and just support all the Band of Pump Rooves artistry that's out there. You got to do it because then we won't get more. It's like when Luan comes out with her songs, you have to support. You have to buy them so that we get more. Yeah, exactly. It's like you have to support the community, right? Maybe we'll just buy Sheena's song from like four years ago also. Good as gold. I already got it. Love it. I didn't remember what it was called. How does that even go? Cause I'm good as gold? Don't you remember?

That's something like that. That's right. They're all singing I Got you as gold. I don't know. Che So this became um, you know, how could DJ James Kennedy ruin his Red Anna sterling career in front of the pizza oven it I was in a different headspace girl That was that was a different James girl and Christians like oh it's go self-control Which you got fired for like coming in and telling Diana to eat a dick

Christian you fell out of an uber and broke your face And that doesn't happen when we have self control That's like the most basic self control. Yeah, wait until the car is stopped. Yeah, acknowledge gravity Broke up with your boyfriend and then let him fuck you on the hood of his rented Mercedes in a You did improv. Have you noticed, and see, Kristen? I'm not gonna lie, I did put a Google Alert on my computer for her improv show. Really?

Yeah, I don't know. I haven't gotten any Google Alert yet, but I really want to go. Was the Google game My home note for this section is Kristen's awful new face shaking It's that mean that her awful her face is she has an awful new face and it's shaking or is that, or is it, her face shaking is awful and new? Well, her new face is awful because like the, I couldn't stop staring at the nose wrinkles. I was totally begging you. Thankfully, at least her eyes can still roll when she's like, but then like she was shaking her head, I guess, at James.

Because every time James spoke, they were like, like all three of the witches on the other side were like, eugh, like all three of the witches on the other side. Or like, eugh, eugh, eugh. I roll. I was actually a little upset at Bravo that they didn't have Stasi Kristen and Katie all sitting together. Yeah. Because it's sort of just, you need them to sit together

for them to be a max power. Having Brittany, and was it just Brittany, it was another person in the middle of it? Just Brittany. Just Brittany, yeah. But having her in the middle, it kind of Brittany. Just Brittany in the middle. Yeah. But having her in the middle, it ruins the vibe. Yeah. You know?

So then, now there's talk about the scene of the Porsche. When, you know, it's like, like, Lisa, do you always get a new Porsche? Yeah, not a new Porsche in the summer. So they're talking about, Andy's talking about Katie, getting, why did Katie get so mad at Tom Schwartz at the poor dealership? And she does this thing, she's like, well, it's really like convenient narrative that like, oh, it's de-killi-katey, it's always her fault.

But no one considers my feelings, I'm like, no, it's because you're drunk and you're rational and it is your fault, it's, yeah. You're de-killi-katey. And you're horrible and you say really mean things to your boyfriend. You're a convenient narrative. She's so ridiculous.

I know, who fed her that concept? Since a convenient narrative. You know she says about concept sense a convenient there you know she says about everything right so is the sea bass good tonight well it's actually a toothfish but it's a really convenient narrative to call it a sea bass sorry Marcus we have an ongoing thing where we referenced the fact that sea bass is actually called toothfish to oh is it really I didn't know it was rebranded as a sea bass. Oh, yeah. Just interesting.

Interesting. And the only person who knows how to say it is Shina, everyone else is like, Chowin, Shinaibas. She's like, what do you want? Actually, does Shina say it right? I think she's learned, right? I think she's like, I'm special to my Shia-Lion, Shinaibas.

And it's like the first time we'd ever heard somebody say it, right? Because that's always the special. It's true. It's been the specials in season one. I think there's, I really do think there's only like five things on the surmenu. It's the tuna tartar, obviously, the goat cheese balls

that Stasi can't stop talking about. Sea bass, sea bass, and then chef Joe's new cabbage soup. Right. Yes. Yeah. In Jose.'m giant beet salad. And Lisa's warm potato salad. Which is just like regular potato salad, but warm. Warm mayonnaise.

We do refrigerators. It's appropriate that we're sitting here talking about food because I know I like to cook. Ronnie likes to cook. Marco's you like to cook. I do, yeah. But I know that we're cook, Ronnie likes to cook, Marcos you like to cook. I do, yeah. But I know that we're all short on time sometimes, which is why it's so wonderful that we have Hello Fresh, which is the leading meal delivery kit service that we actually love here.

I don't know if you've ever had it, Marcos. No, I haven't. Ronnie and I both have had, we've had a box of Hello Fresh and it's just one of these things where box comes and they've got all the stuff, you know, portioned out and you cook. And it is so, so, so good. It really is. I like, I get used to making the same thing over and over. So I know my little ingredients to my and then I get really bored. And then I stop cooking and start calling Domino's because I'm just so bored of the should I make. But with this, they sent you all these really cool ingredients and they're already all portioned out. Like because I'm just so bored of the shit I make. But with this, they sent you all these really cool ingredients and they're already all

portioned out. I'm never going to go buy a parsnip. I'm not going to do that. I wouldn't even know what to do with that. No, it's food because they taught me how. I got some in a little colored-poded bag. And you just cook it. Yeah, each week, Hello, Fresh creates new delicious recipes with step-by-step instructions

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Thanks, Holo Fresh. Hello, Fresh. And terrorism. Next. Well, listen, it was a scary day. And what better thing to do when you're scared than eat your feelings, right? Yeah.

Just tear open that Holo Fresh box. And you make three meals and then you're sad. You can face a problem. When they're the terrorist attack and you've got that hello fresh box with a week full of delicious meals. You'll be happy you ordered. ISIS has nothing on a hello fresh box. Let me tell you something. As long as we have our hello fresh boxes, the terrorists will never win. No. If ISIS knew how to make decent pork chops, come to a fresh with pizza.

Seriously, if ISIS, if they only knew how good cheeseburgers could be, homemade cheeseburgers could be, I don't think they'd be so angry. I think you might be right, I think, you know. They'd be like, ah, never mind. We need to fit that into our defense budget, and our American defense budget is cheeseburgers,

and a hell of fresh, we're just gonna drop a little fresh boxes over over iso's territory. And my God, they must be eating fresh. Look at their skin. It's also clear. You know, he might be about to chop off my head, but at least his neck skills are much improved. We no longer have terrorism.

Now we have funerism. but at least his knife skills are much improved. We no longer have terrorism. Now we have funerism. Funerism. But, pork chopperism. They keep forcing it, pork chop agenda. It's so strange. They're like,

you will have fun cooking your dinner. Banakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalakalak this terrible pork chop recipe for this better one. Okay. Oh, we're gonna be sorry if this is playing somewhere in Afghanistan. I can't know there's that one gay soldier who's just like god give me anything gay. I can't tell if this is going if we're going this is gonna be good for us with a sponsor or bad for a sponsor, but we'll see. Well hopefully they press stop by now. I won't think this is the area with the holes. Where it's a good angle. We're saying that we would fight terrorism with HelloFresh.

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Would I let terrorists stop me from dressing like a bright pink hellow dolly with a gigantic sun hat with an umbrella? They shan't. Dolly with the gigantic sun hat with an umbrella. They shot. If I'm to the second story of that bus and I wave. If I do not wave, who will be inspired to have goat cheese bars later? Like you're so fucking brave, lady. And then she said, well, you know, it was awful, you know, terrorism, et cetera, et cetera. So I didn't mind if anyone didn't come. I didn't judge them.

And of course, she's referring to Katie. It was like, well, it had been like mere hours. And I was really upset. And she's trying to cry. And Stasi's like, yeah, like I walked to their house with my dogs and I was terrified. There was a tank. I was like, what? I was like, okay, just because it was game played, those tanks were different than army

tanks. I know. I was at game pride. I did not see tanks. I mean, I saw really ill fitting tank tops, which are just a scary. I mean, some people just need to stop going to the tank tops section on the old lady, okay? That is an earned section. I love that Stasi and Middits sound like walking on the street in WeHo was like going into Tiananmen Square.

Yeah, I look for Luja or something. She's just like, you know, yeah. Terrified AF. Yeah, Stasi on the front lines. And just, you know, the brave Terrified AF. Yeah. Stossing on the front lines. Just, you know. The brave Rishi showed walking down Gardner Street. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm Harry on that. Of course, gets her shot in there. She's like, I'm a straight white sister person. That's a pledge. And I, what did she say? I actually like what she said, I'm going to laugh out. If I didn't go support the game. But you know, though, I so it's funny, I actually like what you said, but

you're in use just cracks me up. But I'm so millennial loss analyst 27. Yeah, like I'm a straight white sister. I feel like Arianna's always like dropping these little, like hiding these little Easter eggs, like dropping like how smart she is and how much better than everyone, which I mean to be fair, she is. But you know, but it's still, you know,

she's just like not subtle about it at all, just like dropping all of these words that, you know, she knows no one else that she's friends with under here. You could see the panic in Katie's eyes when she heard cisgender yeah wait she has sisters who are gender I don't get it right eyes are going back and forth like a Felix clock on crack um I also by the way I love my fingers the same as my sister too haha

um I also like when Tom when Tom was praising Lisa he's like Lisa. I was like so inspired by you like that was amazing Lisa. I Just like amazing what you did the bravery that you showed by selling drinks on game. Hi, that was that's bro He knows where his go cheese balls are fried. He's going, they're gonna be business partners. I would've done the same thing. That's some good sucking out. It is good. But he's also, I actually think, you know, he's so sweet. I love Tom's hand.

I do too. So nice. I mean, he did cry. He cried that episode. He was like, oh, he cries every episode. I love it. He was like, yeah, Lisa was like brave, and they'd Katie sent me a message. And it said Lisa was like brave and they Katie sent me a message and it said it was like

better. There's like better ways to celebrate terrors and the point shots down people wrote and then Katie's like, I took a screenshot of text and this is what it says. She goes, that's aggressive, which by the way, I think all her text messages start with that, like, that's aggressive. If you guys feel like supporting, all her texts must just start with that, like, that's aggressive. If you guys feel like supporting, I send a screenshot, which I don't know what that means. Or if pouring alcohol and people's mouth is how you show support, more power to you.

Shut up, Katie. Yeah. She's very judgy for someone who like, drinks so much and acts like a crazy person, like she's very judgmental. For someone who forced tea towels on everyone at her wedding, she's very judging. Yeah. Yeah, new shit. And by the way,

gay people have been acquiring power by pouring shots down each other's throats for decades. Yeah, that's how we got marriage and everything else. That's how we got a fucking parade, Katie. Yeah, that's our culture. Yes, alone. Where's your parade? Yeah, this ranch identifying bitch, it's Valley bitch. How about this Katie?

Why don't you get a non Wednesday wedding and then we can talk. That is a harsh burn. Get a non Wednesday wedding. Non Wednesday info like top out. Photo in like Tafo. Ariana's like, I just love the line. I just love the line. Because I know that's where it hurts her the most.

I know, she's going to be paying for that thing for the next 70 years. The other thing is that the text message, I don't know if you noticed this. I think Jack's received it on his phone and apparently they have a group text going on and he named the group text Summer kids spelled capital S lowercase you capital M lowercase M capital E lowercase are capital K lowercase i capital D lowercase S son emoji wet emoji begin emoji Jack's is a 14 year old girl and I love it. I'm actually like, I feel like this season I've just grown to actually really enjoy Jack's. I think he's a terrible person but there's something just, there's something weirdly

lovable about him. I guess he's not going to send him, but God he's an awful human being. He is. Yeah. So he's, this is who are speaking of. This is where Ariana's like LGBTQ S. You know, all the letters and an element of it. Even the Gays are still confused by. I mean, I asked that day.

I was like, what is the queue? I didn't even know. I found out that day. And by the way, you know what I think? Sorry. What does Q mean? And they said questioning. And he's like, you know what I think what is Q mean and they said questioning and he's like, huh, so I'm the Q

Wait it wait it put those gay rumors arrest buddy You know that that was funny. I don't know if you saw this thing from yesterday some conservative dude was like you want to talk about Appropriation how about the gaze how about the LGBTQs taking the rainbow from God And I was like, you know what I'd like? That even though he is trying to take the gaze down, he's still using the proper LGBTQ. Yeah, I was like, he's still framed it properly. Yeah.

He was both totally awful and politically correct at the same time, which I guess happens a lot. So guess what? Time for Lala. Lala. Lala. Her talent. Nice to Lala Lala I Nice to Lala and she's gonna go

Why I heard she was in New York just like Well, she's here today What? Yeah, she is out her talents are sharper than ever. Sure are that fake pearl choker is polished and ready to be born. Oh, honey, if anybody understands a real pearl necklace. And she is just classically Lala, you know, and he's like, oh, I like your hair. She's like, thank you, Poppy. I think you just tell my Katie was just like right about that moment. He's like, whoa, let's talk about your tent, voila.

She's like, well, I have a huge run on my nipple. It's my dog. And then I have one that says he done because my mom calls me her heath-on. I need my mama. Did she say she has a huge tattoo of her dog on her nipple? For the name. Her dog's name, which I still don't understand.

Why would you put your dog's name on your nipple? You want, basically, when someone could be sucking on your tit, you want it to be sucking on your dog. Right. Right? Like your dog name is really weird. And Katie's making her like, uh, face. Yeah. This is a Santa, oh. That almost sounds like she's pleasureing herself. So, um, so she's displacing herself, the Tashi mastermates. She's like, I'm gonna rub my knee until I'm so angry that I come. She's just gonna text her vagina.

That's aggressive. So, Andy is asking about their feud. And Katie's like, well well my feed with Lala It was totally unprovoked on my ass. I was like, please Yeah, you were there for last it all started last season the very like the very first episode when Katie and Shina were talking Should about Lala. Yeah, when she was like a horror and I'm glad that they showed that part She's like because Lala was like before you even me, you looked at my naked pictures on Instagram and just like assumed I was a whore. I mean, it's not really like a bad guess.

It's like, how could you even call me a whore without even looking at my nipple tattoo of my dog's name? You only saw my butt. It's not enough. of my dog's name. You only saw my butt. It's not enough. And then Katie, you know, Katie gets to go first. She gets to put her case up first. She's like, she talks about me. She talked about my way and my relationship and wanting a bunch of my boyfriend. She called me Katie the blob. No six. No sex teller, Tubby. It's like again, you're just writing La La's resume. Yeah. Wherever because of that shit.

It was so good. I still don't remember this moment where La La said you want to sleep with Schwartz. So that happened on like that vacation last year or something. Don't either. I honestly don't remember. And I don't think that Schwartz is honestly La La's type. I don't really know what La La's type is,

because I always thought her type would be like some guy who plays in the NFL, although apparently her boyfriend is this 40-year-old producer type. But I just don't think... Cross-side producers, that's her type. That's like who she's in love with now. It's like this quirky cross-side married producer.

Yeah, I just kind of, I just get the sense that Lala probably said that about wanting to sleep with Schwartz as like a joke. Yeah, or something like that. It's like keeping his... Everything she says wanting to sleep with shorts as like a joke. Yeah, or or something like that. And everything she says is to come back to Katie being a bitch. You know, if Katie said she's one of those girls who just goes way too far. Katie's like that girl's a whore. She's like, yeah, whore is going to fuck your boyfriend with this big dick demo. But okay, Lala. Lala

subtlety is not her Yeah, she's always at a 10 like just always coming in hot like there's no but at least I'm not a size 10 Katie The next dish that was so funny. He's like because Lala is starting to like pretend to cry And she's like yeah like a lot of stuff is come out of my mouth you guys I mean it's nothing compared to what's gotten in there and She's like, yeah, like a lot of stuff has come out of my mouth, you guys. I mean, it's nothing compared to what's gotten in there. And he's like, yeah, but Lala, you called Stasi old. And she's just 27.

And she's a Xena in defense of her new best friend, Lala. Because she met her goals. She manned her clothes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha years where she was basically trying to look like a business lady from northern Connecticut. And it just it just aged her and even though she's a shoulder. Yeah, yeah, she was also I think selling statement necklaces at the time. So she was always been like, you know, a caveman. Yeah, it was just it just didn't it was unfortunate because I feel like it really hurt Stasi's brand and she's right just coming out of it now. But yeah, it, it's unfortunate.

I like... So Stasi gets in on this. She's like, yeah, well, she went on podcasts and like said, she was like the shit of the show. I'm all like a, she's like, sorry, cheers, Stasi. Stasi goes, yeah, and I had to answer for it. And I was like, okay, you know, that's a fair point.

It was a fair point. I mean, I was actually surprised at how quickly Stas was like, yeah, and I had to answer. Like her, her, her Lisa Rina owning it was actually pretty quick. And like usually when people have to own it on these Reunion, they have to get like, be down five times before they finally confess to something. So I was, I was like, well, that's good.

It's just like kind of embracing just how terrible they are and they think it's funny, but just kind of pathetic, but they don't have to own it on real house, so that's apparently Hills. You know, they own enough. Yeah. This so they literally own nothing. So I don't know.

I own something. I own it. I just like Lala, how she is, she's like a victim to her own mouth. Like that's her struggle is that she can't control the pituitive things that come out. And it's just like, it's like that's not a real struggle. I'm sorry. No. You know, it's, you can, you can actually monitor the things that, you know, that you say.

Yeah. You're allowed to get angry. It's one thing to not be able to control your emotions. But like, well, she didn't learn from the Sheena playbook because what this whole plot line is the Sheena plot line. She knows Noah Surah. They all call her a whore because she's positive. You know, she slept with the married man.

They refused to talk to her. If anybody talked to her, they would get in trouble, you know, with the girls. But Sheena just cried a lot, made people feel sorry for her. And I think she was genuinely crying because that can't be fun to go through. And then when people were mean to Stasi, Stasi was desperate for a friend

and she stepped right in at her. That app called. Convert and brought her to her side. And they brought her on the team, you know. It's like they made her and her stripes and decided they liked her after a season. But Lala, Lala was like, no. Lala is from the Kelly Dodd school of, if you come at me, I'm gonna come back to you 10 times harder. So for instance, apparently she said that Katie and Tom are gonna get divorced and he's like, why did you say that? And she's like, because I think that will

happen. Tom and then I love Tom's faces like, yeah, blah, blah, probably well. Well, he thinks it's going to happen to or he wouldn't have had a pre-nut. Gotta, gotta save those old DVDs. Yeah. And you're getting over their cash. Yeah, same over their cash. I want to marry you, but just in case, it shows that you have a suspicion

that you'll be getting divorced at some point. So everybody just get the fuck over it. But then Lala's trying to pretend that's not what she meant. She's like, yeah, but I mean, like marriages don't really last. I mean, it's hard. I probably wouldn't last either. And they're like, that is not what you meant, Lala.

Exactly. And then she was like, well, I was just trying to hurt Tom and Katie to be honest. Like, thank you. And she was, like, well, I was just trying to hurt Tom and Katie to be honest. Like, thank you. And she goes, but she says, I was trying to hurt them because they kept coming for me. And then the girls are like, we never came for you. We're not coming for you. Yeah. By the way, it's coming for her.

Yeah. Um, but I like to then, so then James jumps into the fray. And he's basically like, he thinks, he just thinks it was fun for the girls to hate on Lala Which is true more I mean it's very true and I like and then Kristen's like well you hit it on her too until you fucked her Like this show is so classy It's rude. It's rude. Good. Good.

So then Tom gets all mad. I love when Tom lectures everybody. Yeah. You guys never take responsibility or accountability if you want you to say that you'll attack her first. And Kristen's like, um, you attacked us on social media. Oh, the word. Social media is sacred.

How could you do it? How could you? That's where I saw my t-shirts. It's like coming and calling me names in my store. So I think I'm promise like said in you. So then it became was this the weird apology with Katie and Mala? No, that was that was the thing was all the way at the end. This was one of my favorite parts because they started talking about James

and how he went off. The whole discussion was basically, the mean girls never even acknowledged that they've done anything wrong, where at least Lala and James are like, well, I was hurt on a bad place and James is saying how, at the beginning of the season, he was in a really bad place,

but he was also just reacting to what they were saying to him. He was punching back and he said that he wanted, and he apologized, and he apologized for saying to Sheena that she had gotten a facelift or got a new face. And Sheena's response to me was amazing. She goes, which is funny because I don't release Snapchat my face every single day. So I don't know when I would have the downtime to have something done, which I thought was yeah, like you were saying was very funny. But you can't, you know, that's very smart of Sina, which I think that's the first time

I've ever said that. But that's very smart of Sina because Snapchat's delete themselves. So there's no way to go back and check that record. That is true. Yeah. So then there's the talk with the summer bodies, which is like, yeah, it's it is a mean insult to say, but it is so funny. It is like the funniest thing. Pretty good season. Summer bodies. And again, Laos, it just came out. Like I just like I have to say it. And Stasi says, well, why would we want to be friends with you if you called us like fat like? Okay, that's not nice being called fat, but calling someone a horse

is a nice eater. Yeah. And then Ariana tried. She's like, yeah, but then if body image is so important then why would you guys say she and Kristen were anorexic when they didn't eat the crabs and New Orleans or whatever. And Stasi's like, that's a compliment, like, okay. Are you fucking anorexic? I said, you go. Even Kristen said, thank you. I'm sheena ghost. I was a friend and I think that looked very seriously.

Like, you know how much I've always talked about how hard it is to be scared me? I think I'm a little more. That was the thing I was confused by, because she said you know I had a problem with that in college, but then she sort of complemented herself by saying I have a very fast metabolism. It was a little confusing, and she's like,

you know what's so hard? And then it was an exhausted like, well then go to Taco Bell. I know how to do it. So I was like, I got fat. Hello, winter body. Just go to Taco Bell. It's all solved.

So funny. And I don't know, AF. So then, don't worry about me. Marcos and I are hearing dings. Don't worry, Marcos. It's nothing. Nothing, okay. It's not not like it's meeting you right now Yeah, it's not talking about me

You won't hear it on the podcast, but we can hear the Nard ears the things that it's like oh Sorry, no, it's not because So how come Katie how come how come you got mad at Lala But you didn't get mad at James for calling you guys back. And she's like, I was like still trying to process people. I don't know calling me back. So, well, congratulations. You're on reality TV.

Yeah. So this will be happening a lot. I like then. So Andy asked Tom Schwartz, why in at that okay magazine party, why he went after Katie instead of Instead of instead of Lala and James after they had just called her the insultor and and Tom was like well You know Baba basically, you know they all that Tom and all the Tom and Ariana did was pull Pulled in the side to try to find out what they were saying and then Katie was getting mad

And he's trying to describe it and then Katie is like well, I'm sorry. I was still trying to process that two people just call me fat to my face It's a purple and shorts is like no, no, no, yeah, no, no This relationship is No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, this relationship is, it has its problem. He's at least trying, you know, and she's not trying, but he's trying. He's like trying to stand up for her,

but there's no standing up for Katie, you know. And then Tom starts yelling, because Katie's like, I never did anything. And he's like, yes, you did, Katie. Yes, you did. You got her shit over everything, bro. And she's like, yeah, I said it to you. And he's like, y'all will at first, but, yes you did. You gave her shit over everything, bro. And she's like, yeah, I said it you. And he's like, y'all will at first, but then I did it.

And then it goes to commercial. And Bravo is so fucking shady. The first commercial is for eloquee plus sized woman clothes on the internet. I was like, you guys, I didn't even notice that. You put this right in the fat fight segment. So we're on. So then we come back and Andy Cohn's like, you guys, I didn't even know it. You put this right in the fat fight segment. So we're on. So then we come back and Andy Cohn's like, whoa, guess what?

We're going to talk to the cook. That's sir. So he goes over and all the questions are like, so who's the, what do you think about Katie? Is she hot? What do you think about Lala? She's hot. What about Britney's boobs? They're big, right? Kristen's crazy, but she's hot, right? What do you think about her boobs? I was like, oh, right. That's all he did. He's so gross, Andy. And his Spanish was so offensively bad. He's like, oh, lawless, Konsec narrows a lot. Tango, preguntase.

He was, it was no d'endo, lociento, piezo mojado, am I right? Tania casera too, boobies, right? And so the chefs were really funny. They're like, Christian, she's a little crazy. The restaurant's got better than she let. Jackson's a thief, right? I want to cut his hand off. And of course like everybody they all love Brittany, you know, they're like her poop is so big But she keeps asking us for turkey sandwich recipes. You tell it means turkey and bread They hate jacks. They're like jacks is no bueno. They're no more swimming

And they start naming all the girls that jacks fucked over. And then the other chefs like, yeah, he come into the kitchen and make his own food. I want to cut off his hand. So good. And Vanderpump goes, what are the opinions about me? And then he's like, they love you. Okay. So now, what about... And this seems to hately surveyor it publicly. It can't just be me. I just like that those chefs were like, like, finally, we can voice our opinions about minimum wage and how little money we're getting. Like, yeah, no, you didn't talk about boobs in that segment.

So that's not gonna make it on the show. Yeah. So now we're talking to James. And he's maddenly in love with Raquel. He loves Raquel. And so the question is about Gigi. Did he sleep with Gigi? Right. And apparently Gigi had said to, I guess Ariana says that Gigi said that she would fight

or fuck anyone in the group in order to get into the group. Ooh. Yeah, Mala's just showing. Yeah, she's headed to me on camera, which I guess they cut that right out. And Brittany goes, yeah, but just because she says it doesn't mean she did it. Okay, I love. Brittany went all appalled to by her by her saying that or, you know, or, you know, and they've all done that. They've

all done it, especially James. James is basically admitted like two seconds later. Yeah. Yeah. And of course, Brittany is one of the first people to stand up for it. She's like, what there's nothing wrong with that? It's called the job interview. Stasi is like, who is this bitch? I'll go after her next. Does Stasi, does Stasi ever even watch this show? I don't know. To be fair, Gigi is very forgettable. She is. Yeah. She is pretty forgettable. But this, this whole thing, Stasi is a bitch. Oh, and then they bring up Ellie. And he's like, well, she had a picture

of her phone that said, I slept with him in March at 8.44 pm. It was a dated picture. And Kristen goes, yeah, like bullshit. He said he, he said she photoshopped at timestamp. Yeah, James is like, it's obviously photoshopped. Anyone could do it. I don't see the problem. I didn't have to say. The facial and tie of face. Yeah, I'm like, I don't,

if her photoshop skills were that good, I think that probably should be doing something other than working at pump. Yeah. Yeah, and then Lisa acts all stupid. She's like, what would be the motivation of someone to lie about that? And James is like, well, girls always say they sleep with celebrity. I mean, I'm not saying myself.

It's like you already did. Yes. Yes, you did. I mean, I am the genius behind the pump session CD. So I mean, I can understand is because I've known Ellie for 10 years and she's an honest girl. A very honest girl. And the question is does anybody anybody believe that Jack didn't fuck GT Ellie known raises their hands. Yeah. Yeah. No one raised their hands. And she was like, okay. She's gonna have the best answer.

She was like, it's not like he's popular. Like no one even likes him. Why would people lie about fucking out? It's a good point. I snap chat has faced every single day and it gets no views. And then James is like, at the end of the day, I love for care.

And I can give a fuck about any of you boxing down think. I love how he gets a shit rid of. The happiest relationship I've ever had my luck girl Kristen is toxic and awful and he's like well it got you on the shit jacks goes well it got you on the show though And he's like slow clapping they like high five And he's like James you with Kristen to get on the show and James because I don't know

Yeah, he goes I would I was gonna move in with Tom a fuck his girlfriend to get on this show. And Tom's like, God, another one of my friends, fucking cristed. And James James rightly pointed out, she's fucked every guy on this side of the couch. Yeah, the only person she hasn't fucked is Tom Short. The only guy she hasn't fucked is Tom Short. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it's true. And't fucked is Tom Schwartz. The only guy she hasn't fucked is Tom Schwartz. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. And she has many more fun questions.

And did you just fuck her? Did you just fuck Kristen to get on the show? And Stasi goes, oh my god, you're like, Gigi like. And he's like, oh, shut up, Stasi. Look, he's talking. You can't crawling back from New York like, please. He starts crawling on the ground. That was so good.

You're so funny. Even Stasi applauded. She was like, OK, that was true. She was like, it's true. So then we were back to Lala again. And now I love that lately Savannah bump is saying that she has a soft spot for Lala. She goes, she was a great hostess.

I'm like, this is not like a highly skilled position. Yeah, and you're literally like talking to people and showing them to their table. Like it's not. The way she could guide people to table 14, it was like ballet. She never did learn the table numbers, but she was so good at putting people places anyway.

The way she could hold a menu, magnificence, the blind leading the tourists, just like the Bible says. So the next fight is the girls. It's like the, the cousin versus everybody else that the Kevin was mad at this whole time. And they start talking about how Lisa made Ariana take the girls back to listen to a Lala non-apology apology. And how Katie with mod accept it. And how Cena did accept it and then gotten trouble with all the other girls. Yes, because it was so good. Yeah, because she, so I'm trying to look at my notes because I was trying to remember I was trying to unpack this all

Sheena was sorry for anything she ever said about Lala That was untrue and then Kristen was like, yeah, but that's bullshit because then you said everything she said was true So then she thinks that she was being fake with that apology and think she should own her fake So then she thinks that Chino was being fake without apology and thinks she should own her fakeness and Chino is like, but like, what am I supposed to do? Because any time I did anything, like you guys always got so mad at me. And they were like, we never got mad at you.

We never did. As they're actually getting mad at her, literally screaming at all three screaming out of her together. And then they showed the clips of them all screaming at her. And Katie's like well We try to be honest with sheena that she like turns it around to be a victim and sheena goes that's her go to and Katie Guys and yours is to call us bullies and then Tom's like you I just love that Katie is incredulous at the idea that she could ever be called a bully while she's saucy in Kristin Our essentially just pointing their fingers at she and doing everything but take away her lunch money. Yeah

Katie's like you weren't even there Tom. It was on TV Katie And watching a playback right now, and she is like if I have a nice lala, you would not be my friend. And then Katie and Stas were like shocked. But it's like, what? That's crazy. That's crazy. We would of course, but your friend like bullshit. And then they skipped to one of my favorite scenes of the season

that I forgot was even a scene because so much has happened this year. But at the pool party, when Stas used like, I'm going for Ariana. And she came and tried to come for Ariana. And then Ariana, Ariana just shut her down for the first time. Yeah. And she's like, we're trying to have a conversation with, with you, Stasi. And you literally flip the fuck out.

And then it cuts to Stasi like, they're mean. Like solving in the bathroom. I was dying. And Stasi's, Stasi's reasonings, she's like, um, I was like, I was starving in the bathroom. I was dying as Tossi's, Tossi's reasonings. She's like, I was like, hammered AF. That's the only reason why I didn't understand it. But I liked it. She's like, yeah, I was hammered. Yeah, I was hammered, owned it, admitted it.

Yeah, like, what else can you say to that? It's like, oh, yeah, I guess she was. I did feel bad at this part because Tom's like hey Irrigana why don't you do your impression of Stasi and she's like seriously seriously? I would kill myself and nobody laughs It's like this really long awkward non laughing non smiling moment She was like I make me nervous So then and then there's like all this talk about is Stasi the ring leader etc and James like Stasi is your boss Christen and like she's not a boss and you know, it's toss you be like yeah

I'm not their boss and like yeah, she's not our boss. I like the bitch would say everything That's because that's so old She's talking about the wardrobe. That is older. Uh, and he's like, cool, the head bitch and child. And uh, which Tom said this? Uh, oh, I think it was, oh, I think it was regular

Tom. He's like, look, the whole suburb, Katie was like vulnerable. And the girls enabled her negative behavior, bro. And St's toxic as after just saying that she's not the boss of everybody's toss it goes. Like I'm so like sorry that I

didn't handle every single Katie situation properly. Okay. I'm sorry to train Katie properly. So then she start yelling at Sina because they're still talking about this pool party thing where Sina kind of came out the winner and Stassi's yelling at Sina going, God, Sina,

stand up for like something. Okay. Like one minute, I think we have like the same like opinion like. And then the next minute you're like changing like. And then all the girls start yelling, all the girls start yelling at the same time. And they're like, see you, you're all the, you're all changing like. And then all the girls start yelling, all the girls start yelling at the same time. And they're like, see you, you're all the, you're all the coming. And she's, guess.

It's our steka. Yeah. So steka. So then ultimately the hour ends in sort of an unexpected place, because there's just so much madness. The Katie then apologizes. Actually, I think fairly sincerely to Lala and she bases like, I was in a bad place, I was stressed and

you know, I was just basically took it out on you. I was insecure or whatever and I should not done that and I didn't know yada yada yada yada. I mishandled my feelings back then. It was like three months ago. And then, and then Lala starts to do that fake cry thing where she looks up at the ceiling and puts one of her talons on her eye to be like, I don't want to cry then. Of course, Lisa, this one Lisa Vanderfum totally gets a lead bow in her, because she's like,

Lala's about to crash, she's vulnerable. Oh my god. Bird breaking, bird breaking. This bird is breaking. It's a broken bird. Let me take a, let me take this broken bed back to sir We're watching a bed break live There's her back to health with pump teenies

Clear our table she has brain fever So they decide to be nice to each other and I wrote wow Twitter healed Katie No, nothing heals these bitches like being told off every week on Twitter They say they're doing real quick I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's gonna be nice to be Twitter. Oh Man, so that was the end of the first hour and we still have like three weeks of this madness to come and I think it's gonna be three more hours Of she to be like there's say there mean girls and the mean girls we're not mean girls, you bitch, now get with us or go. Yeah. So that's fine, I like that. I do not hate you in any way of the word. Let's just

end with that. Any way of the word. So that was fun. Markos, thank you so much for coming on to the band pump rules. Thank you for having me. Episode. Do you want people to follow you on social media? Yeah, I don't really do much social media. The only thing I really do is Instagram and I'm Beyonce's best friend on Instagram. And also in real life. Yeah, just follow me there.

But yeah, that's about it. They don't really do much, too much else. Great. Well, thank you for coming on. Everyone tomorrow we have Real House with the Federal Hills. Thursday is Real House with the New York City premiere. And Friday we're talking Southern Charms.

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