Watch What Crappens - #445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest

Episode Date: May 2, 2017

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Hello and welcome to watch what crap ends the podcast about all that crap We love to talk about on you all broth I'm Ronnie Karen from trash talk TV in the Rose Prick's Bachelor podcast, which comes back at the end of May. And I'm here with the gorgeous, talented, well-rested and adorably-freckled Ben Mantel girl of the Beside Vlog and the Bairn Top Linda Hello, Ben. Hello there. I am not well-rested at all. I am actually quite sleepy. I've not had a lot of sleep this weekend. And the freckles are just the product of sun damage. So yes, happy Monday everyone. I am, I'm having a lovely morning. I'm actually having a very lovely morning to be totally honest. It's great. I'm happy. I'm

embracing this week. I made eggs for myself. And I'm ready to work off the McDonald's and pizza and donuts and cheese burgers that I had all weekend. I'm actually having a similar time. That's so absolutely fabulous. I'm sorry to mention it again, but there's one day where the drunk one tries to get sober and she jogs over to her friend's house and she's like, darling, darling, the sun, the air, it's all gorgeous through the lens of sobriety. And her friend just hands her a drink and it's like over. Well, I drank a lot of Jose last night in honor of the Summer House renewal. So I'm a little slow today, but I got my venti iced coffee here and just give me about 35 minutes

and in the middle of this recap you'll hear me perk up you'll hear my I'll go from talking like this I'm really excited yeah the bravo renewals are freaking everybody out so let me explain Shady ass bravo to you bravo does not announce real housewives unless they're already filming or filmed I've noticed this in the past because they won't renew them and then they're like, surprise! Guess what's back in a week? It's, you know, real housewives of whatever. So people are freaking out that they say Dallas is back but they didn't announce like ladies of London or stuff like that. So don't freak out. They're gonna try and surprise us. This year we

didn't know ladies of London were coming back until like the middle of the summer when they had been shooting and shooting each other shade all over the internet. So. And putting it on, yeah, as you can say, they were putting selfies of themselves, obviously of themselves on Instagram. So I mean, one thing that encourages me is that

I've been keeping an eye on Caroline Fleming's Instagram account and she has recently learned the art of the Instagram story because Juliet Angus has taught it to her. So the two of them have been doing a lot of stories together where they will kind of stare at the camera and Caroline Fleming will have a very true of consciousness moment, where she'll say, we are doing an Instagram story now. We are just sitting here with Juliet. And we are watching the camera.

And there are five seconds left, now two. Now one. Glubris. Strawberries. This Instagram story reminds me of when I was a girl and my mother would tell me stories about blueberries strawberries boys and bears

Huckle bears. I mean Ronnie. I mean like fuck it. Well, should we just do a clear of the film right now? I mean we're we wanted to do it all last week. We forgot. Should we just do one? Yes, let's do one. All right We're gonna do a clear the phone. How lucky are you that you teach you about me? Yeah, yeah. This is an unplanned segment that we have going on here. This is when we look at Caroline Fleming's Instagram, Caroline Fleming from Ladies of London. We look at our Instagram and let everyone know what's happening there. And it's a very

rewarding experience. So if you're here for Atlanta, we're going to get to it. Yeah, versus basically, this is basically a way of having fun before we get to talk about Bob abusing people. Okay, everybody. Let's all self-hug each other. Yes. I have one. This is from Huggie, teller, mean. I'm sorry. Go ahead. This is from Caroline Fleming's Instagram. This was a week ago It's her She's standing in a living room or something. She's up against a sort of a wall thing In jeans she's her back is against the wall. She's looking to her right. She's got sort of this stringy coat draped around her shoulders I'm that's what friends okay.

Friends sorry, I'm telling you I'm warming up my brains okay. She's got some fringe and she's got one foot on the wall which by the way I'm opposed to putting feet on walls when you've got a shoe on. And she's just standing there looking happy and she goes fast feeling going to have lunch with a darling friend. Happiness and luck. This jumper has been a favorite and I wear it again and again. The shoes, especially when the sun is shining, feel like Elvis would have loved them.

Many of you so kindly ask what I wear and I will try and share whenever possible or as close to as possible. If you download the like to know it from the up store and then screenshot my photo, you can take a look at some of the things if you want. Have a great day and evening wherever you are. X X, link, link, link, link, hashtag, like TKIT at like to know it. So there are a couple of her with Angus. So I'm gonna read the first one, yes Juliet. She is standing, she's taking a selfie, she's done something odd with her eyebrows, which I think is a

Juliet idea because she's not just plucking them in the center, it's like she took a piece of that duct tape shit and put it in the middle. I mean, it's really wide you guys It's like it's wide as the yellow lines in a street. Okay, it's really wide. It is wide It is very wide, right? You got a wide brow gap. Pucking crazy and their mouth is half open and and gets this behind her going Mm-hmm. I'm behind you. Bom, selfie bomb. So She also put a little emoji that crying laughing above Julia's head, which I don't know. Yes, it says, good evening from London town dot dot dot dot.

Different people have very different way of saying it, cry laughing. At Juliet Angus, always a blast to see you, SpaceX, SpaceX. I love how she opens up this. She has this photo, they're being goofy. She's got a mojus on and some scribble. It's like this silly photo, and it opens up with good evening.

It's so formal. Why are nobody nobody in this all the comments are like, Oh my God, you have an amazing spirit. You're so inspiring. It's their all-gretchen just being positive. Why? Why is there no one saying what the fuck did someone run you down in the middle of your fate?

What happened to your goddamn eyebrows? You're a pretty girl. What are you doing to yourself? I have one last one. I have one last one I want to share. There is an image of a bunch of little toasts and there are and a few little it looks like maybe tomatoes or peppers. I think they're tomatoes on a big wood like a like a sort of board that you would serve a pizza on what they're called and a board a pizza board if you will and this is what she says hashtag Zatar hashtag Manakish first tasted on a roadside in Lebanon in 1992 when a dear friend of mine at the time,

who had a Lebanese father at the Danish mother, took me there for an experience I will never forget. The moment I took my first bite for breakfast was a moment of revelation. Today I have made it in my home for the first time and it was exquisite beyond... Dash, thank you, dearest lord, for giving us these incredible and simple pleasures. Heart, hashtag, cook yourself happy. Thank you, Lebanese Lord. This is one of her most Caroline Flemingy posts in a long time. You know, the way she talks about her friends, there's a date.

I was walking by Beirut in 1993. I had just bought myself a Kawabanga t-shirt from the Simpsons line of fashion. And I noticed a toast that had some jam on it. What a novel concept. I brought it back to Copenhagen and made it mine. Thank you Lord. The first time I saw a road bomb in Lebanon. I thought that's a tar is the bomb. Thank you Lord. I remember distinctly going to Lebanon in 1989 and they took the most exquisite chickpeas and blend them into a mash that they called Homoz. I decided I must make it my own and to this day I still thank the Lord for providing

what a wonderful mash that Homoz proved to be. Unfortunately, in the bathroom later, I realized Homoz was a terrorist. I would like to thank Sormen, Quiltid Northern, and the Flasher, X Splash X. My good friend Flagel introduced me to a cherry mash that she called Alcata. It was the most delightful of flavors. I remember the year well. It was 1996. Ellen had just premiered a sitcom on American television.

Alcata? And I thought, what a wonderful accompaniment for such a delightful sitcom. Later I would come to learn that Alcada was a terrorist organization, but I still thank the Lord for those wonderful flavors that danced along my tongue, like Evans' comedy danced along the airwaves of ABC Television. Mary Alcada and Ashley, the adorable twins from Full House. Unfortunately, later, I realized they were terrorists. I still remember the day walking along the Gaza Strip and eating the percent of the tar and sumac.

Went into my nose as I thought this is just a wonderful flair bar for my nose and I decided to recapture it with something in honor of the Egyptian god Isis. I called it my Isis fat bread and I served it every day at my dining room table while I told the wet sprocket would play on the radio as it was 1994. Later I would learn that ISIS was a terrifying group, at least, formed on the vacuum of the Syrian war. But that did not deter me from thanking the Lord every day from the wonderful flavors of Sumaq.

It wasn't until 1993, when I was in a lovely and gentle, basking Robin's ISIS cream. But I learned I was supporting terrorism. How lucky are we to have 31 flavours to choose from? Is ISIS cream not the most beautiful thing you've ever heard of? Or does flavours of raspberries? Blueberries?

Strawberries-sized screams. Oh, good. I would just like to point out that I'm not going to go into another whole post because this one's really short. But there's a picture of her on a bed, is this big wooden canopy bed made with a bunch of pillars and a bunch of plates with food and she's sitting on them with a crown of flowers in the middle of a dog park as I'm shit I don't know where the f**k is in a driveway or something and she goes I would love to wake up like this every morning hashtag out there. Searching constantly for the hashtag for poster bed. Your time is now.

Yes. There's some new content on the hashtag stream. Get on Instagram. All right, let's wrap this. Let's wrap this up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, there's some new content on the hashtag stream get on Instagram. All right. Let's wrap this God that was fun It's a fun and prompt you clear the flame you guys Caroline Fleming is a good mother And you know who else has a good mother you? Okay, whether or not she's an a whole sometimes She's she gave birth to you. She's your mother and her day is coming up and you need to get her something and

might we suggest the FabFit Fun Box? Yeah, I mean if you want to be like Harlan Fleming or you want your mom to look like her just remember that FabFit Fun is the seasonal subscription box box that sends you full sized lifestyle products four times a year. Yeah, FabFitFun is more than just a beauty box. Every FabFitFun box contains a mix of fashion, fitness, beauty, home, tech, and wellness products that you will actually use. And you know what, this is true because I got one. I have already worn my beautiful one. I have already worn my beautiful, um, fundamentally close. It's a round beach rap. It is so beautiful. And I've been wearing it around my house. Yes.

That's awesome. Um, uh, yeah, they've got all sorts of cool stuff that the ladies just love. Like, don't they have like, I don't want they just have to be running. Uh, there, this one, I mean, it's different every time, but they're all like top shelf beauty products. It's like a mix of everything. I did the mask this weekend. My skin is so soft and supple. It's amazing. My pores look smaller. It's really good shit, guys. I'm jealous. I want to mask. So FabFitFun makes it so fun and easy to find new quality products every season. It's also an incredible value with over $200 worth of each season's must-have products

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Now let's talk about pop-up using people. Yeah, thanks FabFitFun. I'm probably using people. Yeah, thanks, Fabbiff. Fine. So real househouse of Atlanta, part three of the epic reunion. Now, I just want to warn you, this was when I was coming down from my drunkenness of Rose,

my Rose Drunkenness. So it's all a little cloudy for me. I have all these notes, but it's like a fever dream. Yes, the reunions are very interesting for us because we turn into court reporters were. So much is going on. And this episode so much happened, they were just talking over each other. Yeah, we're going to miss parts of it.

I'm sure. Yeah, there was tons going on. So we'll remember his best weekend. Yeah, but I mean mean, not remember we have notes, but a lot of them literally make notes. So there we go. So at least we're in the same boat being. Yeah, well, the episode begins pretty quickly with the arrival of the husbands. We have Peter, we've got Todd Tucker, we got Bob Woodfield. Bob Woodfield, whose beard was, I mean, that thing was sparkling. It was like a constellation in there. Like, it's just stars.

I felt like I was at a planetarium. I mean, I know you got a condition in your beard, but man, that was serious. Yeah, but Vaseline is not a conditioner, Bob. Okay. It's Vaseline. You can't just use it for everything. You can't just put sequins in your beard, okay? It's not fair.

But Sweatybob. Sweatybob. So we basically open with everybody's favorite topic. Spousal abuse. Yay. Yay. So, um, I started, I was watching Brava streaming, which means, you know, you'll see Andy's face looking like this. And then it's just in pause for a minute while the stream catches up. So the first thing I got was charade going, Bob, it's just when you're talking, you're talking. And I was like, oh God, this already makes no sense.

Yeah, I mean, basically it's like the Bob do you O Shirey an apology? Do you want to give a Shirey an apology? And he's like it's beyond apology. I like I I just like You know, I really cherish her and you know, I don't even you know, it's usual sort of stuff Yeah, it's beyond apology. How about you pay for Shatto Shirey before he gets taken away Yeah, exactly. Um, and it's like, Cherey, do you believe Bob? Do I don't, I, I may have the order all, all wrong, but like, do you believe that Bob is sincere when he says this and she's like, I think he's sincere right now, but, you know, I've heard a lot of this stuff before. Um, and then Andy asked Bob, if, you know,

has he, have you talked to Cairo about this? He's like, I'm too scared. I was like, well, I appreciate the honesty of saying that. You know, because Peter would have been like, yo, yo, we've had some conversations, but we haven't gone into it, we did get. But at least Bob is honest by saying he's too scared to talk to Cairo. But at the same time, you don't get bonus points

in this case for being honest, because you need to talk to your son. If you, like, you have to explain why you disappeared for nine months when that kid was a kid Yeah, well thankfully we have Peter to put everything in context Peter's like it was hard to watch BUB You know Bob has the crazy sense of humor and if I was his friend I would a bunch of minutes face over and over. I'm telling you I was sick and okay Peter How many Instagram posts are there of you strangling some 18 year old while you're making out?

How much money of Cynthia's did you spend? How much bullshit did you put your wife through before she finally left your ass? And now I'm not saying that's abuse in the physical sense, but let's not pretend you're some prince sitting over there Yeah, how many ubers did you're some prince sitting over there. Yeah. How many ubers did you force to circle around your old townhouse? So Andy also asked Bob without a tip, because you know his ass did not tip. No. So Andy asked Bob, like, how can you make sure their car is not going to follow in your footsteps?

And Bob, I don't even remember what Bob's answer was, I just know it had nothing to do with the question. He was like, well, Benana's grow on trees and I like the supermarket and sometimes clouds float by and I like warm weather and cars go fast. I was like, what? He said, you know, you read the comments, you know, and sometimes people say like, what if it was your daughter

and like she was in an abusive relationship? That makes you think, like, what if it was your daughter, and like she was in an abusive relationship, that makes you think, like, well, glad the comments at TamaritaTles made you think twice. Yeah. Fucking Bob. That's when people really know that they've done wrong when they read internet comments.

Fuck you. The men on this show do not have a good track record, but Candy has a very good track record of sticking up for really shitty men. She does it every damn time. You know, as much as, as sweet as Candy is, and I have to say, her husband probably is the nicest one we've seen on this show in a long time, but Candy is always coming to their defense.

She's like, see a new Bob a long time ago, and he's funny and cool, but I was shocked And sometimes people have to see themselves on TV To fix themselves Oh yeah, good Well, I don't disagree with that, to be honest You know, like, you know, people always say all the time Like, oh, they were, you know, the are only apologizing Because they got all this heat from like

the public. Everyone was like coming down on them, so that's the only reason why they apologize. And I'm like, you know, sometimes that's what you need to be able to understand that you have to apologize. And then, of course, the counter argument is, well, you're not sincere with your apology, you're just doing it because it, you know, because to make yourself look good. So that's fair too. But I don't think there's anything really that bad

about having, being forced to have some introspection after you've been publicly shamed on the internet. I mean, isn't that the whole point of public shaming that you want someone to be like, oh, I guess I did this wrong, you know? Yeah, I guess so. I just never, I can't think of very many examples where being on a reality show really helps somebody never never once

So basically Shere is like no, I'm not getting back together with him. Yeah, then Andy You know when Andy whips out these little lines in the middle of abuse talk. He's like so They say breaking up is hard to do Okay, thanks Andy breaking up is hard to do. Okay. Thanks Andy. So how are you? So then he's like, so Peter, like what's going on with you? Do you see, you see no, well, he's like,

well, actually, I talked to no, well, more than I talked to Cynthia. Oh, we talking about Peter's bro. Like shut up, Peter, you know, I feel like Peter is only on here to make himself look here is where he's just Lo trying to look like the good guy try and look like the victim to Cynthia's fame She got too famous she left him behind and he's just sweet Peter, you know caring for Noel They're always loving Cynthia in the corner even though she let the money get in the way like shut the fuck up Peter You're a loser. Yeah, he is a loser and he's still trying to be a bitch as Mimi would say because he's doing housewives things

like still being mad about something sedative reunion two years ago. You know he's like he's a total housewife he's just you know way more obnoxious which is. And he's also very drunk at this reunion. Yeah he is. He's drunk and blittering which is how we like our Peter. I mean wildlife. Yeah. And so the question is what and blitchering, which is how we like our Peter. I mean, wildlife. So the question is, what was it like to go to Maui with your almost ex? Was it therapeutic? He's like, it was weird for me. It should have been

an anniversary, but it was a deep separation. You know, deep is a deep separation. It was like the last free thing you got from Cynthia. Say thank you. Okay. Yeah. He's old house out the out the fucking hotel room to you. Just think the hotel and be on your way, Peter. Exactly. You know, you're just so lucky that you even got onto that trip.

There's no reason why you still might still be on the show, let alone going on cast trips. Okay. So just say it was wonderful. It was a little weird. And even though we're divorcing, it was nice to still spend my anniversary together. Say that. Not like, oh, it's weird. It's broot oceans. I know that everybody has different tastes in the world and you know, far be it for me to say what's hot and what's not. But when Andy reads comments from like Becky in Birmingham or whatever and he says, um,

Becky in Birmingham wants to know, hey, why, why don't you admit you had sex with Peter and Hawaii, Cynthia? He's fine. And you know you like how he lays it down. I know. I was like throwing up on my couch at that moment. And he is like, and Peter's like, Peter says they didn't have sex. He's like, yo, if I can't have all of them, I don't want none of them.

As if you get to choose your Peter, okay? And then did you notice he's drinking from a tiny plastic cup like the dentist gives you? I love it. No one will even give Peter a drink in there. Yeah. He's just stealing cups from the dentist. I feel like he's born in my pocket. I feel like he's borderline about to like, singin' O-town's all. You know, like if I can't have all of her,

I don't want none of her. It's like, isn't that, isn't that like, cause I want it all or nothing at all, that is O-town. And aren't you the one who moved to Charlotte? I'm giving you the best to me. Now I want the rest of you, whatever. Isn't he the one who moved to Charlotte?

Like, I want Oliver. That's why he moved. Yeah, exactly. That, I want Oliver, that's why I moved. Yeah, exactly. That's why you moved open up a shitty sports bar. I mean, you like went to open up like a hotel, okay? But a sports bar, a sports bar, I mean, you can do that in any corner of town, anywhere, okay? Just get some TVs and some popcorn and some good wings, all right?

But going all the way up to Charlotte, Charlotte, you're not even, like that's, you're not even going like two towns over, you're not even going to a different neighborhood of Atlanta. You went to a different state in different city, just open up another bar one. Please give me a break. You're absolutely right.

Don't give this like if I can have any of her, if I can have all of her, I don't want, and I don't want none of her. Yeah, I'm gonna move away. I'm gonna move to that. I'm just gonna just cop. Oh, you know what that probably is, that dentist cop. I'll

bet it's a thermos lid. That just hit me. It's probably he's probably got a damn thermos between his legs. He's pouring like whiskey into the mystery deep ends. So what's the reason though marriage didn't work? Money. Yeah. And since he's like, no, Cha. It's not just one reason. Cha. It was a cha. I had saved up Cha. I had saved up for the most beautiful kitchen island. And next thing I know, he had used all my kitchen island money on a warehouse under highway. All I wanted to do Cha was measure my cabinets and I couldn't find the tape measure for two weeks too.

He had ponded it off for 50 cents so he could get himself a Mars bar. So she says, he was scary when we started having issues and over time I was resentful even when we started getting back on track. I couldn't stop him for things that didn't work out and I don't do well under stress and there was too many stressful situations, child Cynthia Are you in politics now answer the fucking question? What did you what did she just say? Things she said that he went into the money and she could not get over it because it was basically it was like he he spent her money She could not get over it because it was a basically it was like he spent her money.

It was a violation of her trust and she just couldn't get over it because she saw him for what he was a con man. Yeah, and she specifically said when she said something like when things went bad and trying to make them, it sounded like she was talking about businesses to me. And she's like every time we got over one. He strangled a 16 year old on Snapchat, make out with him. He knows. And he's like, you know, the thing is Cynthia Bailey, Cynthia Bailey don't depend on no one for nothing.

And they, she got in the relationship with Be the Thomas. And I'm cool with shit, you know, and she's not. And people, you have violin. You have violin. Yeah, I'm really so sorry. And thank you and she's not. And people to devilate. You devilate. Yeah, I'm really so sorry. And thank you for getting your full-game plug out there, stupid. Well, he was like, well, he was both bragging and like,

trying to make himself look sympathetic. Because he's like, Suntia Billy, number one, number two model in America for 20 years. I'm like, no, I mean, she was gorgeous and accomplished model, but she was not number one or number two, model in America for 20 years. I'm like, no, I mean, she was gorgeous and accomplished model, but she was not number one or number two, okay. But she's like, yeah, it's like basically say, yes,

I was married to the number one slash number to print model in America. And she was crazy, but I'm cool and I'm reasonable and like she can't deal with control, but I can. I'm just sweet, poor, you know, Peter Bailey, who's capable of, a supermodel. So anyone, anyone, anyone open for anything? One.

Pretty much. And he's like, ended this people who project that was fucking like some 18 and 19 year olds on my staff, and then they show a clip of poor shit that reunion where she's like, oh really? Well, find out how your waitresses getting paid. It's full of penis. Oh, man.

We've got your check up here. It's kind of large. You're going to have to come pick this up. Just be sure when you hold it, just don't hold it too tightly. Just be sure that after it's done you shake it off Otherwise it's gonna get all over your purse and nobody wants that Thanks for coming to work So has Cynthia started dating and she goes well, I've been on a date before so yes, what the fuck?

Are you running for president now? What are you even talking about, Cynthia? At least you can normally form a sentence. I don't know what the fuck she's talking about in this ring. And thankfully, this is all we have to hear. Yeah. Peter then, meanwhile, is like, he's like, oh yeah. Oh, it's on all the month of fucking time.

Yeah. I'm dating everyone. I'm like, just because you sign up on OKC, but doesn't, and some people have looked at your profile does not mean they're all interested in you. Yeah, and because so Peter now it's on and he goes, yeah, I'm motherfucking top. He's like cursing and just being belligerent this whole thing. We got an email in our crap and mail and it said, don't say my name, but I just saw Peter coming out of an elevator with two hookers. So there you go. So then we get, I believe we get, we start moving on to Candy's update on block, right? Yeah.

So we get an update like how is block doing and she's like, no, block, he's been consistent with, and Andy's like, that's great great and I don't know why I wrote that down and just really I found out it'd be so condescending I don't know. So everybody everyone on the whole stage goes oh that's so sweet that the deadbeat dad finally started spending a little bit of time with Raleigh but actually is good it actually really is good but. But for some reason, we saw block. I wouldn't want that man around my children. Yeah, that's true too.

But you needed subtitles for the entire conversation. But just the fact that Andrew's like, that's great. Now, let me, oh, I'm so glad your family is getting stronger and stronger. Now, let's talk about rumors about you wanting to rape people in your sex dungeon, okay? Here so next question is well hot Todd couldn't be here I was like hey, what about me? And so Peter the liter and asked Peter is like why is Todd not here? Huh? He should be here

Why is he not here? Huh? He should be here. Why is he not here? And she's like, well, he texts me all day. So he's been supporting. So he's here. He's just my here. It's just not a portion to answer. We're on pause. And then she's like, and she has the good news. He got a job in DC. We're on pause. And then a message came up and said, are you still watching Todd? And I say yes. And then the screen said, we came on and I was like, who all these fish? Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Flying Toaster! That is a classic screen. Since we're talking about life and mind is today, I'm like, the flying Toaster, don't you remember after it was called After Dark? Do you remember that? Yes, yes. In seventh grade, after my

bar mitzvah, my parents, as a bar mitzvah gift got me in, like an apple, it was a, it was a Mac two-year something like that, but it was like a color Mac. And there weren't color Macs up to that point. And, you know, you can get all the software. And I got the after dark screen saver. And I got like more after dark. So I had even more Screen Savers. And after Dark. Super After Dark. Really After Dark. Though, let me tell you something,

those toasters flying through space with a piece of toast flying with them, that was great. And those fish, that was the best. Be the toast. Be the toast, be the screen save up, okay? So Peter is just being abusive because he hates Porsche ever since she said that thing at the reunion So yeah, the next question is well Porsche you had a baby up

Do you think maybe it wasn't the right time for that and Peter goes who the fuck does that a baby? No, Peter how many children do you have that you don't fucking pay for are you really the one? He's asking that Peter that's why he's literally all over the god damn country that he hasn't paid for who the fuck does that Anyone who's ever had to deal with an ass like you Peter take care of your damn children That's why he's so mad because now he now he knows he's gonna be like held accountable Yeah, it's like I can't believe you introduced that idea of babynope. No, I have to deal with babynopes. But either way, so if I have post-therma abortion,

you can't have a pre-babynope. But what I thought was even funnier was that, you know, talking about how Fadre helped Porsche with the babynope. And Fadre goes, I just wanted to push it out of the whole package. And Fadre goes, Hey, Fadre, did Porsche were the baby nup, and Fadre goes, I just wanted Porsche to have the whole package. And Peter goes, Hey, Fadre, did you have the whole package? I'm like, what does that even mean, Peter? Like if that's one of those things where it's like, if you say it, like you just diss someone,

it doesn't mean it's automatically a diss. It doesn't make any sense. Do you have the full whole package? Yeah. And Andy just goes, uh-oh. Because Peter's just basically drunk and abusive and no one's going to stop him. Like it's totally inappropriate to have the husbands out there yelling at the wives. Sorry, it is like maybe let them have their peace and go away.

But having Peter drinking out of his goddamn thermos. Yeah, don't make public. Like, yes. Yes. And he's like, did you have the old package? And also what he's doing, you know, you'd think he'd learn by now. He's been auditioning to be a housewife for seasons. You would think he'd know not to make the villain look like the guy damn victim.

Every single time they come out the winner. So he's like, did you have those packets? And she's like, well, it started out that way. And he says, oh, but you're divorced now, huh? And she's like, yes, and he goes life ain't perfect, baby. And he just goes moving on. He like doesn't even care. He doesn't care about Peter. He's like, um, sir, you are, we're not here for you. Yeah, exactly. He's like, sir, we have an entire episode to drag Fadra by the weave through the mud. So, uh, please stop trying to take my job. Okay. Sir, you are cutting into my time to ask about boobs and vaginas So does anybody have a bunny? They want to give back to Fetra because I want a fucking bunny. I love bunnies He's a best for that bunny. You know as funny is that You know, I so this bus feed article came out on Friday by

So this Buzzfeed article came out on Friday by Pierre Dominguez, and he linked to our podcast. So thank you so much. We always love getting linked love from places like Buzzfeed. And he basically did this very exhaustive sort of history of housewives. And he was talking about how like Andy Cohen's first reunion that he hosted on OC, it was he's like, it was mainly questions about whose had boobs done, et cetera. I was like, some things never change. Some things never change. Now, it's four parts of that.

Yeah. And by the way to answer your question, no, the housewives have not peaked. Yes, definitely not. We should actually try to have, maybe we should have pure on. We can talk about House of History on, if we have like an empty episode where we're like We're in between the schedule flattering bed No meaning that like it's we don't have to You know, yeah, I want to talk about like it would be for the history of housewives, you know, yeah

I like getting getting all deep and crazy about that shit. Me too. I did. I did. Mals emotionally broken psychos. It was a two-parter. And we were talking the psychology behind real housewives of Beverly Hills women. I mean, it is an hour and a half of going deep on that shit. So go listen to it people if you have. And I love that stuff. So good. So next is um, uh, we're still on, you know, but this whole thing's been interrupted by Peter. But we're talking about hot Todd, who is not the, I'm so mad that hot Todd wasn't there, because he's hot and nice and a great smile and easy on the eyes. And so basically, Porsche is just yammering on about Todd. I wasn't even writing down what she was writing because Peter is just making these, muttering

these comments to Kenya. And I don't remember what they were, but he's just being belligerent there in the corner. And finally, he's just like, I can't sit here. I can't sit here, I'm just sitting here doing this shit. And he just like walks off. Yeah, I'm out of here, I'm out of here. And he like, well, he barely has like a dressing room.

It's like a men's room. And, and he's's like why is Peter going Anyway Next question. Yeah, it's like good enough to start like no Basically, this was Porsche. He's like are you really expecting people to believe that you weren't having sex with Todd when you were Playing with pretty much every other and she's like no, we weren't having sex which is bullshit But I just thought it was funny that Peter got mad that she's trying to convince people that she's not having sex with her significant other and he's been trying to convince people this All time that he was having sex with the significant other and it just pushed him over the edge. He's like, I gotta film my Peter thumb is.

Yeah, so he like he's terms off and he's like asking a PA is like, where the fuck is the drink dog? Where the fuck is the drink? And he's like asking the PA is like where the fuck is the drink dog where the fuck is the drink and I was like Oh, and then he he basically goes into his little Changing area and he's he's just babbling and literally no one cares like you're trying so hard to have a housewives moment You're trying to get into you know the trailer is like whoa the time that Peter walked off I'm like just please just walk up and never come back. He's fucking disgusting back I the good riddance buddy and hopefully Cynthia will get a god damn story line so she can stop dragging your uncle Ben ass. She deserves. She deserves a hot guy for next season. That's what she deserves. She needs her own hot Todd. Oh god. I think

Cynthia just needs a break. Leon. Okay. She needs a break. She is's a damn break so let's see then it becomes an Andy then Andy goes that after Peter storms off Andy turns the bomb and goes on a lighter note it looks like you dropped some weight moderator of the century yeah about 140 pounds her name was Sharay so Porsche is now it's talking about why Porsche wasn Her name was Sharay. Boop. So Portia is now is talking about why Portia wasn't mad at Sharay when Sharay was saying all that blah, blah, blah. And Portia is like, I think it mad at Sharay because she said in and out of the bed.

And I ain't a hoe. And once she said, I'm sorry, I let it go. But I want to ask about block. So then it becomes this block and why did Candy tell everybody that she slept with block and Porsche saying she wouldn't care if that was all it was. This block. It was a lot of stuff was happening right now.

Basically, the husbands get excused. And we go into the charade, the bone collector montage. We see charade and we see the bones, we see Block, and all this stuff. And this part of the reunion sort of focuses a lot on the initial candy and Porsche Rift, which has to do with the fact that Porsche dated Block, and Candy told it to Shrey, and then Shrey went and made it sound like Porsche and block had sex and then Porsche blamed Candy for saying that they had sex and

Candy was like, I never said that, but I mean, you had sex, so it doesn't matter. So that was the crux of that fight, which of course later went to the lesbian fight, but that was basically what this segment was all about. Yeah, it was a lot of candy going. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m the beginnings of the of the lezgen part where where Fadre said that candy and shamiya were We're doing it and and then Portia Portia did not defend shamiya, but then when shamiya was saying shit about Fadre Portia defended Fadre, which is a big point in the up in the next several segments Yes, the question was basically, you've been

friends with Shemia longer than Fadra. So you should have her back first. And Porsche is still just trying to stay out. She's like, I'm back. I'm both. Yeah. And Shemia was there. They brought Shemia out. I think this was Shemia's first time at the reunion. So Shemia, like, big news. I mean, she made it. She made it onto the couches. Yeah. Instead of the hazel bed. Yeah. And she me. It came out just ready to roll, man. She was great. She was just spitting it out as fast as she could. So then can you jump in because Porsche is coming off as too nice and can you have that? And Kenia's like, uh, what Porsche said, I asked how Shemia felt. And Kenia goes, it's not about how she felt. It It's about what you did and you didn't stand up for her yeah shut the fuck up Kenya

You better shut the fuck up Kenya. I ain't talking to you and Kenya's like oh I guess your anger management isn't working She's it's not working now you better shut up and Kenya's like I will not be told to shut the fuck up I love that one I love that Kenya interrupts and someone tells her to shut up and then she's like no I'm not going to shut the fuck up I'm not and then the argument becomes about being told to shut up when you were the one who interrupted it's like classic Kenya. Yeah, yeah, I don't know whether I'm in the jumps on The other side and shuts you up because he's usually not even paying attention.

But he's like, well, Kenya, you interrupted her apology. She's trying to apologize. She goes, well, I will not let her say the say shut the fuck up. I would rather leave. And he's like, but you interrupted her apology. So can you just let her finish? She's like, well, I will leave and buy L this because Elvis has left the building. This is when Kenya gets desperate and starts speaking No, to be fair to be fair. This is what happened because it was hilarious. It was actually my favorite part of the reunion Kenya is like I would rather leave them be told to shut up and Portia goes to those bitch and then Kenya goes, yeah, you two L this It was I mean, then Portorscht is like, whatever, long jugs. Yeah, she's like, you guys take those long titties,

get the hell out of here. Yeah, and I just, I just love Kenny. Kenny is like, with that hair that I have this, yes, Elvis has left the thing. That's to me, was so perfect because Borscht, I hate that hair on Borscht. It makes her look so much older. It's terrible And so I think it's so cute. It's her how you know hair. No, it look makes I

That was a flop I'm sorry fish I'm Eddie Robble I'm chasing Isaiah Anybody here on Death Row? I'm having a ball. The master's ball. I don't know. Extent? So then, Porsche, then there's like this weird moment where, because the whole thing that was

significant about Kenya interrupting Porsche was that Porsche was trying to apologize to Shumia and he's like just let her finish her apologies to them Portia apologize Portia is like you know she's like I know you a long time and you know I'm sorry that you felt that way and you know I love you and she's like I love you too and like for a split second it seems like things are good between them. Yeah. And then can we like, yeah. So then we go to a fricking frack montage.

Can I say one thing really quick? We talked about this already, but just I just read down the quote, Porsche goes, you don't prop them long boobs up by wig. I just had to read that because that is not hilarious. Not to nini. You don't prop them long boobs up. Yeah.

So then, uh, long jugs. So, um, so then we have a fricking frack montage. And you know what I love about the fricking frack montage or just this fricking frack thing that they have? They both call each other frick. Like, no one wants to be frack. Like, I got my frick with me. I got my frick and just like, ooh they both call each other frick. Like no one wants to be frack. Like, I got my frick with me, I got my frick and she's like, oh, I got frick here today. I'm like, you realize I want to be as frack and you have to accept it.

I think that, uh, Fadre is frack, which has always been weird to me because I thought she's such a deep, I thought she would be frick and then it's always confusing and now we're thinking about it too much which makes me feel really stupid but there you go. Yeah yeah so um so now uh then there's like talk about like you guys are fricking frack but you know Fadra you called Porsche dumb ones and Fadra's like well I mean I did say she had a small head and a little brain but you know it's it's all shade. It's all, it was just being funny. Yeah, whether she say what kind of shade she's like that was light shade. Light shade or fun shade. I don't know, again, I was drunk on rosé. And then it comes to Shamiya. Shamiya was like, well, a a lion survivor. I'll let you do your inventory

No, no you go ahead I'm just you say and then I'm gonna catch up on my notes where you are I'll just I'll just plow forward and then if we need to go backwards you just say oh here's something we missed and we'll go back So Shemia even though Shemia and Portia are like Allegedly everything's cool between them as of one minute ago. Shemia is like, yeah, by the way, a real friend wouldn't let another friend take the fall of Fadra. And then that's when Shemia starts going in on Fadra a lot.

And Shemia is like, I'm just saying, be careful. Don't leave your credit card in the license around because she's into fraudulent activities. And this really gets under Fadra's skin. Like this, she, Fad Pedro is really good at playing it cool and just like have that, has that like look on her face. But man, Shamiya really had her number because Pedro was getting agitated. Well, I'm sorry for having a square machine on my phone.

Okay. Is that illegal now? Shall I go to jail? How about you put square in jail? Jail says the square. Should I be in the square jail? Oh. Peter's like, hey, that's my idea.

Square machine. It comes out with just like a square, a tile, a bathroom tile. It's a machine, see? Peter, that's a bathroom tile. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's wet the longs of on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it.

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He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. He's riding a credit card number on it. when I said the finger in the whole finger in the whole finger in the whole they get making that. Oh, here I'm just right. She's like I wasn't mad at candy. I was mad at Shamia and then it turns and Shamia is like we saw it. We saw the finger in the whole finger in the whole. Yeah. Port Porsche starts laughing and she goes, thing in the hole, she's me scissors. Well, I just liked, and this is again, all out of order, I'm sorry listeners, because it's like so much was happening. Yeah, this was where it's about her.

They were just like, she made a video with each other. Yeah, she made a video really fighting. And I love that. She is her line of defense was always like, whatever I'm about to be a bride. I'm about to be a bride. I'm about to be a bride. were really fighting and I love that Shamia's her line of defense was always like whatever I'm about to be a bride. I'm about to be a bride. I'm about to be a bride. I'm getting married. Well, I don't see everyone going to be, I'm about to get married. I'm like, I hate that. I'm on Shamia's side, but I hate when women do that. Like it's like you are somehow validated

because you got a man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You should need validation without a man, okay? Yeah, it makes me crazy too. And we'll get into that way deeper on today's Real Housewives of Potomac, which we'll be coming out for, right? But, yeah, that makes me crazy too. She's like, well, I'm getting married. It's like, ha ha ha ha.

It's like, congratulations. Get a job. And then Shamiya is like, Miss Southern Bell today and hook her tomorrow. I was like, okay, that made me laugh for some reason. And then, but I left Fadre's response. She's like, in a spot, she leaders of no use to me, girl. Which I don't even truly fully understand,

but I just thought it was funny. Which Shamiya is like, stop using group ons for your plastic surgery. Thank you. Can we just say thank you? Cause I've been calling these group on surgeries forever. And I'd love hearing that out of Shamiya's mouth. Thank you. Can we can we just say thank you because I've been calling these group on surgeries forever and I'd love hearing that out of Shamee's mouth. Yeah, maybe she listens, maybe she listens. I was so excited. I started cheering like we want a point, which

we didn't. I'm sure that term is all over the country. Fadre is like, I do not use group on. I use living social. Thank you very much. Forgive me for using Amazon Prime. Like, Fager has found shit on Amazon Prime that nobody else can find. She's like, well, the Dildo made out of Quester-Yoni eggs. What did she say? She found on Amazon Prime recently. You're like, what the hell?

I don't even know. I don't know or something. So, there's a portion screaming and porceless like, how is she going with the smell? I'm sorry. So then it becomes candy is, candy's over there just going, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

because she's mad that she's like, well, we're close. And we didn't fuck. She's like, do you fuck everyone you close? And then porceless still trying to say, yeah, but all I said was you it's close. Yeah. Well, the thing was that Porsche is now, for some reason, she's getting emotional. She's, she starts choking up because she's watching Shamiya and Fajr fight and she starts getting emotional.

And, and he's like, why are you getting emotional? She's, and I love that. She means like it's because you're saying next to a fraud. And the page was like, girl, if you call me a fraud one more time, and she's gonna be like, fraud. Fraud. And then she just starts going too crazy.

She's like, fraud, Southern Belle today, and hook in a Morrow, streets talk about you too. She's ugly, Groupon. Actually, she just started like, she knew her time was coming so she's just like that ugly old dumb streets damn Samia like get it all in there and she goes well I'm about to be married and Fadre goes well I hope it lasts longer than a year this time and that really did kind of set Samia up for it. It did. Yeah, yeah, I did. So she, Portia's like, well, she said

Pedro was cheating, and I hadn't heard that from the street. So I thought I'd talk to Candy about it, and then I'll help, well, please, I guess I should just keep my mouth shut. She's being all nice. Yeah. Then have you been replaced? And she's like, yeah, she's not neutral.

And then Porsche, when I was upset with Candy, blah, blah, blah, they're still going on with this. So here we go. Let's focus on ladies who get down with lady. The lesbian was really going down. Yeah. So it's the lesbian segment. of course Andy always like the purpose like so Candy how many lady lovers have you had more than one? She's like yes more than two yes more than three Now and how many questions you can ask about this. I'm just gonna keep on going So do you like scissoring and when you like to see you, do you like doing it on a bed or a couch, candy? What does vagina taste like? If you want to...

Is it as clammy as they say? If you were to a restaurant that only served vagina, would you order vagina for an appetizer, dinner, or dessert? Or all three? Would you ask for a to-go box for your vagina? So, candy, of all the girls you've had sex with, how many of them have had boob jobs? And they've had some fillers, who's had some work done?

Candy lovers. Candy, if you had vagina in your teeth, would you use a vagina toothpick to get it out or a vagina floss? She's like, say, no, and... This is a discussion for candy-coded nights. So I've got this is this is like a poem I wrote, Faced Ain't Quiet, Marvin, In The Streets, Text Printed Out, so there we are. That's where my brain was.

So we are joined by Todd again. And she's like, look, I wasn't just mad. A Porsche, a bad fat. And first I thought someone was trying to say, I don't love my husband, because I had experience with a girl. Oh. And Porsche, Porsche denies that she even said that candy was a lesbian. And she denied that saying that candy has to come out of the closet, which is funny,

because Portia was the one who was on camera being like, she didn't say, come out of the closet. So I'm like, how do you deny that you said that she has to come out of the closet when you actually, it's there on camera camera I was just quoting the song in the closet a Pedro was like listen I didn't say lesbian a lesbian is a woman who only sleeps with lesbians yeah he would sleep with any woman yeah that's that was the the question was why did not why did phadre not speak up when they're right when they're all at that Do you know who said that who said that why did phadre just hit there and she was like well I didn't say anything because the question was

Who called candy a lesbian and a lesbian is someone who only sleeps with women and candy as far as I'm concerned She's with men and women so I didn't say anything which is such a bullshit I mean like talk about you know lawyerly talking about sensing a strict a strict interpretation of the question yeah and then Andy's like oh you think that that could be what they thought you said like didn't you think like that's where they could be mad and she's like well no he said but you said. Like, didn't you think like, that's where they could be mad? And she's like, well, no. And he said, but you said they slept together for years, which is a terrible misquote, because technically she didn't.

She's like, no, I didn't. I did finger in the hole, finger in the hole. She finger in the hole, finger in the hole. And then she's like a, yeah, scissors. And yeah, scissors. And he goes, why did you think they were putting a finger in a hole and she goes well It's just that they were extremely close and then they get into this whole thing like you don't fuck everybody

You're close to or whatever Um, and then and then phage was saying that the well that and then phage was start saying well like what the rumor had been out there I mean I've wanted heard that there's the rumor between candy and shamiya. I mean, everyone had heard it. She's like, right, right? And I was like, uh, no. Yeah.

She's like, Mama Joyce is not the only one who answers phones of the streets. Yeah. Well, straight into told me. I made me wonder though if like some producer told Fadra like, hey, I've heard this rumor, and I have everyone's talking about it and pretty much like Miss Lead Fadre into thinking that this was the thing that everyone was talking about.

And then, because she had to look on her face like, wait a second, like I was told that we were all talking about it, how am I the only one? She actually looked genuinely confused at that moment when she was saying, haven't we all heard it? And I was like, no. Well, candy is really, you know, freaky when it comes to sex. She has Candy-Coded Knights.

And I've listened to a bunch of them because Buna Murray was producing like a TV show or like some web show or something. So I saw a lot of the footage while they were doing it. And she does, like, they get really freaky with it. And she's very open about it. She's not weird about sex, you know? So if she talks about trying stuff with women

or opening her relationship or whatever, which I don't know that she has talked about that, but it's no big deal. But then when they try and make it a big deal on a show like this, and Candy even says at one point, like that's a Candy-Coded Nice discussion. I don't want to have a discussion like that on this show. That's a different thing. I don't want to have a discussion like that on this show. That's a different thing.

I don't want to talk about that. Yeah. That's why this whole thing has felt like bullshit because candy is extraordinarily open about all this stuff. The fact that candy was, when she's accused of being a lesbian, and she's like, well, yeah, I'm in it with Portia, but whatever. And you were the one who wants to eat my pussy

and like that I think she like in this argument itself. She's very open, you know someone who has something to hide wouldn't would just try to shut it down and candy is like all right I'm gonna open it up and and so that's why this whole thing just weeks of bullshit and also like who cares Which then also leads to the next thing which was um, and he was like Someone wrote an open letter to me and Huffington Post saying, isn't it appropriate that being a lesbian is used

as an insult or as a bud of jokes? Is that right? What do you guys think about me having an open letter written to me? Well, it's a federal offense to open someone's mail. Before it's delivered. So, jury, jury bailiff adjourned. I would be proud to represent you against this Huffington Post lady.

Who is this Ariana Huffington? And why does she have her own Postal Service anyway? So, Forrest is like, I got no problem with them. Love is love. Like them, the lesbian. Yeah, yeah. I actually didn't think that it was, I mean, I can see the point of like the lesbian accusations. I can see some people interpreting it that like, hey, like stop hurling a lesbian accusation as if it's a bad thing. But I really didn't think it was being done that way. I think either they were saying she's cheating on her husband or she is bringing thirds into their relationship or whatever.

She's basically what they were saying is that I think the whole reason why they brought up this thing was up this thing was why my phage were brought up in the first place was kind of like candy has no right to be throwing you know saying these things. People in in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks because candy herself is freaky. So why is she mad at you for being freaky with block? I think that's sort of the origin of it right? Yeah. Why were they talking to phage in that initial conversation the first time because that was all in the origin of it, right? Yeah, well, I mean, why were they talking to Fager in that initial conversation the first time? Because that was all in the wake of all this stuff about like, oh, Portia, you had sex with block, you know?

Yeah, it just, you know, because Fager will try and like bring somebody down in any way she can, you know, and she, I think she was just a, she was starting shit and she knew she was doing that shit on camera. So I don't know why she's acting so surprised, but she's just trying to bring her down. But I think it's more just throwing anything at a wall to see what would stick. I mean, that's kind of a gross way to say it in the vagina sense. But yeah, this whole like homophobic crap. I don't, I didn't find it to be homophobic.

But then Kenya really turns at homophobic. Because when Porsche goes, I have no problem with lesbian or with them. And Kenya is like, well, weren't you the one preaching? They should be saved. And she goes, well, that was 10, that was 10 years ago. And it was taken out of context. Yeah. And then she's like, taken out of context. So they should be aggressive. lesbian first. He wasn't a big deal. I meant they should be saved for later. And then you could have him whenever you want. It's like a poor shot.

And they're not turtles, okay? They're not like some special snack you get to have. But in her defense, she goes, I have grown as society has grown and I have experienced things myself. So I'm not saying anything. And Todd doesn't. Oh, she's admitting it now. Todd is marrying a gay husband will do. It's so amazing how little Todd looks even on a high bar stool behind everybody else. He's

like he's just throwing shit from a high chair, you know. It's like someone give this man a sippy cup before he spills all over Candy's weave. But he's like, they constantly lie. I know when I ever confronts my wife to her face. And of course she goes, I did. But also as far as that goes, you know, I love Candy. And I'll usually stick up for Candy for everything. But excuse me, you guys kept her husband shit in your garage.

Then you talk shit about her to your employees, her mother, the aunt, the mother showing up at parties to yell at her every time they bring the mother on to stick up for Candy and say, all this shady shit about Fade, we're gonna start all this shit about how she's not really divorced and start all the shut the fuck up.

You guys don't ever confront anybody to their face. Candy eventually will go to lunch and you know take something to go and confront. But you guys do plenty of behind the back confront. But I think the Todd is I think Todd is the real problem there. I think I actually always thought it was really shady that they kept Apollo's shit like well you know because that time Canyon Pedro were still they they hadn't fallen apart, they may have grown a little bit, but they were still friends, and that was shady.

That was, you know, you should not have done that at all. And I think, I mean, I've always thought it was really bad when the employees going on Fadre when that's Candy's friend. I know you're saying, I mean, I think there's a thin line between venting to your, you know, just venting, you know, to your friends and being passive aggressive in terms of having a non-confrontational confrontation. But I think the worst offender in that case is Todd. Yeah. And he goes, well, I don't have to say anything. The feds are watching.

Like, yeah, because you were hiding shit in your house so he could avoid turning it in you're putting ass hole who were you talking about anyway so candy is candy goes well when you say you eat me tell me you want to eat me till I come or whatever she wanted to deny it said hook the me and they're talking you and part she goes well kiss and kissing me hook it up and she goes Then I should have let you eat it then Yeah, she's like you go cuz Portia's like don't flatter yourself and it can't be like say now Well, I should let you go down and eat it then and kiss my ass while you were down there I see no and Portia is the biggest why I can smell it from where I was standing and he just covers his face

Is the you bitch And he just covers his face with his cards. Yeah, and then she goes well There's other business read all about it. You get Google read all about it Yeah, so then The question is why does Porsche think that candy or Todd would drug her and take her home? And so, Porsche starts saying about how her reputation is everything. She's like, I work at Dish Nation.

I'm in a world of journalism. And everyone's like, come on, even Andy's like, Dish Nation, she's like, oh, you're gonna tell me what my job is, you can tell me. I'm like, I'm sorry. And Dish Nation's stuff is true okay and I would serve the sea stand the systems that can be

and and it goes so now we know and I was like that's the big bombshell that it was a sea in the system since he's been saying bombshell over and over again was that it no that wasn't the bombshell the bombshell was oh my good my my

bravo my bravo skipped of course at this part oh my god what was it to me't the bombshell. The bombshell was, oh my goodness. My Bravo, my Bravo's skipped, of course, at this part. Oh my God. What was it? To me, actually, the bombshell was not that surprising, but so basically, Porsche was saying, because it's like more talk about the drug. Do you believe that candy would really drug you or whatever, and she's like,

well, I was served a seasoned assist, and so, Fadre's gonna speak for me on it, because Fadre is a lawyer. And I think that she should speak about it because she was the one who told me about the original rumor. And then Candy was like, you're so bad.

Because the big thing that came out was that, you know, everyone was like, who told you, like, Portia, who told you that, that Candy was going to wanted to drug and drug you and take you back home and take advantage of you? Who was saying that? Because she was always saying, I, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So she basically outed Fadre. She's like, well, I'm not gonna talk about it, but Fadre can because Fadre was one who told me about it originally. And that's when Candy was like, you're almost too much in there. Oh my God. Okay, so then. And then they have a, cause Candy was like, you're the best! Oh my god. Okay, so then...

And then they have a... Because Candy says it, and then there's a shot of Cynthia, just looking like, and he just says to be continued. Like, oh no. Cynthia Bailey. Shocked.

Oh my god, this show is crazy. So I'm curious to see, because supposedly, Fadre out Carlos King, one of the producers, about being the one who told her all this information and then, which is why I think Fadre looked surprised because she probably thought that Carlos had told everyone that and she just told he had only told her or whatever. I mean, I don't see how it works. I wonder if they're going to cut that out or if they're going to let that there. Did you see the scenes from next week at least? No. So it's hard to gather because it's like these quick shots and there's a lot of like people storming off and and candy crying in dress rooms and and Porsche crying, but it sort of looks like Porsche says this thing and then Fadre denies it and leaves Porsche like,

like, lets her hang her out to dry and I think Shamiya is the one like, see, told you and and Porsche is like crying so what we gathered from watching it with my friends and I was that it looked sort of like Porsche gets betrayed by Fadre and is shocked and crying, but we'll see. Yeah, when it then froze, she goes, Fadre, you have to know how bad this is. And then it just shows Fadre going, yeah, I mean, if Fadre really did get fired, some shit really had to have gone down because she had to have been fired if she was a big liability I think because she's too big of a character. She's too like in meshed in this

craziness Some shady should have to go down and I'm thinking that maybe we're gonna get some insight into it next week Well, I don't think she's fired because they what they said was she didn't get her renewal letter I don't think she's fired because they what they said was she didn't get her renewal letter. But as we know from just talking to the people that we've talked to on this show, they don't ever find out to a couple of weeks before like nothing's ever settled until a couple weeks before. So they might just be kind of riding that for the news part. But I think that when you get somebody in this kind of situation, that's when they like

them the best as far as rehired. That's what I think too. That's why I'm thinking some if she is fired, it's got to be something really super crazy. Yeah, because supposedly Cynthia's fired to, which I don't necessarily believe either. Um, but during the commercials, Andy was like, next on what what happens? Nene's coming by to give her thoughts on the big reveal. Yeah, I didn't still get to come.

Shit on everybody, even though she's not on the show, love it. Yeah, yeah. Okay, everybody, well, that brings us to the end of a very dramatic real house walls of Atlanta. We will be back tomorrow with Southern Charm. Wednesday is below Deck Mediterranean. Thursday is real housewives of New York City. And for Friday is real housewives of Potomac. And that's right. So going to be doing Amy Phillips's show on radio and the XM series radio tomorrow morning. So listen, listen, listen.

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