Watch What Crappens - #459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine

Episode Date: May 19, 2017

This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Be...autique... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:51 because today we're talking about Real Housewives of New York City, and guess where Ronnie is? New York City, hey Ronnie, what's going on? So not being a housewife though, I'm staying in this place. It's maybe a step above a youth hostel, but they put like dance lights everywhere to make it fancier. I'm like, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:02:07 So you're in Sonya's 10 House, okay? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, there hasn't been mold yet, and I have not had brown ice, but I have had three different floors to find ice. Well, you can find Ronnie at trashtalktv.com, that's his site, and also his podcast, Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast, it, uh, Rose Pricks bachelor podcasts. It's all about bachelor stuff. And that's back coming back next week. It's happening.
Starting point is 00:02:31 It's happening. But you know what? Today we are here to talk real house. That's in New York City, not bachelor. So why don't we just dive right into this map and just make you die. I told Ben I have like, you know, I have to keep it within an hour because I'm running around today. And so you're like, we're not a high at Ronnie,
Starting point is 00:02:49 you're not to do this. I am. I like, well, I was like, speed in. Well, I was, it's funny when you texted me, I was, I, today I decided I was gonna make a smoothie. I've never made a smoothie in my life, but I have two over right bananas. I was like, I'm gonna make a smoothie
Starting point is 00:03:02 and so I went to the store, I got the skin milk, and I had put like half of the ingredients into the blender. And when you text it's being like, by the way, I have a hard out. I was like, uh, so I basically I have a suspended smoothie. So it's really not about your hard out. It's about me having my breakfast after this. Well, you know that whenever we have some kind of time difference and we have to record, I always get it wrong. Last time I got, I was like three hours behind. I did the Pacific and Eastern time backwards. So I was like, oh God did I do it again?
Starting point is 00:03:32 No, no, everything's fine. I will have my smoothie. I'll be slightly deranged because I'm a mixture of starving and hungover at the moment. So I am too. And I'm actually actually in a deranged mood today too. I forgot how many fucking people are in New York City. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:47 And it's hot. It was like 90 degrees yesterday. Jesus. There's people all up in my face. I'm like, I do not need to be around the unwashed masses. I mean, you really do get spoiled when they're lay being in a car. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:58 You're around the unwashed non-masses. So anyway, I'm Ben, that's Rondall, and it's appropriate that this episode begins at Bendels, which is really both of us combined together. Harry Bendels, uh, Paul. It's, uh, Ramona, she's shopping with Avery, and, uh, she's just bossing Avery Ranch. Like, you know what? I want you to take your coat off. I don't want you to deal with all the extremes of hot and soy and cold outside, Avery.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Okay? It's extreme temperatures. Hey, you get what? Take it off. The temperatures are extreme, Avery. Did you notice that they were playing Amy Winehouse music? It was like, boom, boom, boom. Left you downstairs, and then, and then. I was like, what, boom, boom, left you downstairs, and then, and then, and then.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I was like, what is someone drunk? Like, who's drunk? Is it Avery? Is Avery like a secret method? It's gonna lose everything if she didn't take off her coat. Like, what's happening? The entire cast is drunk. Then we go over to, because this is like that opening montage thing. So we're seeing like, ladies about in the city doing different things. So, Luan and Sonia are getting lunch, although Luann's on the phone with some party person.
Starting point is 00:05:08 She's probably just talking to the operator. She's like, hello. Oh, yes. I do have a number to ask of you. You just here here. You just here for Troy, press one, trying to think of movies and Troy is the first thing they came to my mind. She's called 777 film from like early 2000s Yes, I would like to see Gardens the Galaxy 2 and furthermore would you believe I'm getting married? I'm looking like a Rock Let's name a little plant thing and that's deep in movie. Oh and Guardians
Starting point is 00:05:42 I couldn't that was like too many. There was like a blue lady and then like a little squirrel Through nuts at people. It's like no, this is not what you believe it raccoon. I'm getting married. Well, you're saving the galaxy I'm getting married. Would you believe it? Guardians of my wedding if one more girl says a bad thing about my wedding squirrel This is why I don't want to invite you. It'll just have too much drama, a woman who's green. I mean, it's too much for Palm Beach. Did she not read the dress code? I loved her actual conversation with the person, the fake person on the phone,
Starting point is 00:06:16 because she's like, well, I know he's an MC, but doesn't MC have skills for a wedding? No, it's the sushi rock hostess. It's like, well, will they be able to play New York, New York on a California role? Will he be able to build the stage to use a carpenter, right? I mean, you said his name is MC Hammer. Don't people use drills these days?
Starting point is 00:06:41 Girls, can you believe it? MC Hammer's here to hammer. He apparently is actually too legit to quit, so he won't stop till it's over. You can't even fire the guy. And he makes, he wants us to have some sort of religious session afterwards. He said we have to pray just to make it today. I don't know girls. Very involved in MC. Is that MC Hammer who's on a commercial? There was some rat like old, So we have to pray just to make it today. I don't know girls. Very involved in C. Is that MC Hammer who's on a commercial? There was some rap, like old rap,
Starting point is 00:07:08 or on a commercial yesterday. And I just heard it from the side. And I was like, am I dreaming right now? Yeah. So I was drunk in my room. And it didn't make any sense. It was for, what's a commercial for? Do you remember?
Starting point is 00:07:18 I've seen him on a commercial, but I don't actually know what the product was. So that's a failure on that ad agency's part. It's like, yeah, it's like liquid nails or something. Okay, sorry, so I'll talk about hammering all day. Yeah, so okay, so they're getting ready for their lunch. Meanwhile, Durinda and Bethany are shopping. This is, I think, their second time trying to shop since the home goods disaster.
Starting point is 00:07:40 And Durinda's stressed. She's stressed because she has a charity event coming up and she's disorganized as usual, John. Oh, I know. They walked into this place and I was like, why would you bring Bethany to a place with so many white couches? When last time she almost bled out, you know, like you think Dorenda would learn her lesson. Okay, Charlie. Couch. Dressing for child trafficking. Quasimony. I dare you. Yeah, she's in there to do her charity. What's the name? I dare you.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, she's in there to do her charity. She's going to get her own apartment, but then her other thing this episode was. Yeah. Yeah. Jodie. Yeah, she's a dorenda's big thing is she's going to be redoing her floors and Beth
Starting point is 00:08:18 he's like, I can redo your floors. Oh, so what's going to happen? Hannah's going to move out? That's a big deal. You got that movie all your front drive. You can move mine. OK, all right, whatever. I don't get it. It's like this is a big deal. You got that movie all your front drive and you can move my okay Okay, I don't get it. Yeah, it's like I'm like Flores like you don't just walk on them. You fall on them. You sleep on them
Starting point is 00:08:29 Like sometimes people drop things on them like that's that's here It's like you gotta clean them up like what are you gonna do like floor like what cement like what? Like I'm gonna like I'll say I'm floored. I'm floored. We get the answer to the ceiling now because you have no floors I don't get like like Lennon or G Someone on Instagram said that we have to stop doing Bethany Rans because we're doing them too much. She's like, I love you guys, but it's old. You can say the same thing every single time. I have never said per go.
Starting point is 00:08:56 So how dare you? I've never gone into a floor rant about per go. So I will take your note and keep it fresh. OK. My flaws are up. My flaws are up. See? Different part of the room. I will take your note and keep it fresh. Okay. My flaws are up. My flaws are up. See, different part of the room. Never like floors. They're always down.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Park cake. What's up with this park gate? I don't get it. What's going in and out of each other? Like what is this chair front with wood? I don't know. It's a gas station. I don't get this floor.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I'll see like, like, like, like, I'll see like, kill me right now. I'll just be like, I'm the floor dying. Floor's down. Oh, god damn it. Floors were always down. Just don't talk to me. I'm not really like now that I'm in, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, to me like, thank you for not walking all over me. Okay, thank you for not being like, thank you for like not dancing on me like the ceiling or walking on me like the floor like literally Just like just let me be up and around you and protect you from everything. Like let me just tell me now. Kill me now with like some drywall. I love doing the podcast on the floor from a hotel room because I couldn't get my mic clamped to anything.
Starting point is 00:09:57 So I'm holding my mic like I'm doing like a rapper Goulets set in a different theater. I'm like, hello. I like to do. Are you lying down on the floor? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm just sitting, I'm just sitting, leaning on the bed with a microphone in my hand in my underwear. I was imagining you like lying on the floor like days of what is it? Wine and roses or something like that? American beauty. Rose is coming off. Flowers coming off of you.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I'm so in touch with flooring because I'm on it. I'm like, Sarah say it's like you've huffed the flooring. You're like, listen, lady on Instagram. We respect way up to say, but I'm on a floor right now. And if I am not allowed to have a floor moment, when I... I'm in a floor in New York City. If I cannot have a New York City floor monologue, then this is not a year. I'm not a year. So it's a wasted trip people. Okay, so then we cut back and
Starting point is 00:10:49 let's see. D'Ariinda is talking about moving blah blah blah and Bethany's really trying to plug her new. Yeah, she's just show with Fredrick. She's bought like an enormous place and so host. I'm really into real estate now. Like suddenly I'm into real estate. It's not crazy. Like I suddenly love it. I got the edge for it. It's like the one thing that I'm good at. I'm like, hey, you're actually good at a lot of things, Bethany. You're good at almost everything you do. And second of all, we know that Bravo was like, hey, do you want to do real estate show with you and Fred Ray? It's not like it was like a sudden impulse.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Yeah, just make sure you're really good at house slipping and cartwheels. That's all you'll need for this session. Yeah, all right. I mean, stay with you. Yeah, like so. So then we cut back to Ramonan Avery. And now Ramona Avery is trying on these sunglasses. And Ramonan's like, oh my god, look at those sunglasses.
Starting point is 00:11:33 They're cool. I should wave in. And she's like, mom, you're like, these are for young people. What are you saying? I'm like a cool mom. Okay. Like all your friends call me best friend mom. Like I'm totally cool.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Do I look good in these glasses? Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I?
Starting point is 00:11:51 When are we going to spring break? Kay. I am sad because Avery is starting to develop Ramona Isms. She's starting to get some of the body language, like the herky jurkiness, and the shoulder movements, and the head, theorkey-ness, and like the shoulder movements, and the head, the head bobs. I mean, it's like, it's a beautiful thing
Starting point is 00:12:09 seeing the mother passing down her traits of the daughter, but it's also like, oh no, Avery, you're becoming your mom. Her spastic tics. Yes. What a thing to pass down. It's like, I got the webbed feet from the Lebanese people.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Like, I didn't get the management of money or knee-and-eye good stuff Great well every the one thing she did not get from her mother is Her perhaps her lack of tact or social awareness because every is trying to teach her mom like how to deal with Bethany And you know because Ramona's like, you know, I told Bethany You know do you what do you like out of your girlfriends do you like to share with them and things are good what you clam up like a cold bitch when things are bad what do you like and understand why she's mad and he's like mom well you can't do that that's like a side attack a side attack all I don't think is a side attack I think it's being good friend. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And also she goes, mom, it's not just how you say it's your body language. She's like, what what do you mean? I'm like, you almost hit your own daughter in the face at two times with your shoulder right now. That's what she means. It's like terrifying. I find the best way to to solve someone. It's a pretend to be an inflatable thing in front of a used cartilorship. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's up with you treating your friends like bitches? Whoa, cool mom. What, so you can only be nice? You can't ask a question about bad things. I wasn't like that my divorce marriage. You know, I didn't cry when it paid six to me. Oh wait, I didn't. Moving on. So then Luann and Sony are now at lunch. I'm surprised Sony agreed to it because it was not ship-reonious. And they are chatting about the remonna situation.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Luann is like, well, you know, I told Romona that she should go talk to Bethany because you know, it's so awkward. They're seeing each other not speaking. And Sony was like, big mistake, Lu. I mean, because you can't, Bethany needs space. You have to wait for her to come back to you. She's like a cat, you know, you got to build back your trust. Or so, rip up your couch for no reason.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah, that probably it kinda gave you. Yeah, and I love that sonia's like, you know, it's not, you can't send a remote over there. You know, she's so awkward. You know the way she is. Because she does things like this. She's saying, what about your porn? What about your baby? What you can't ask about her porn career and her baby? Those are two things she's very sensitive about. Then we cut to Bethany and Durinda talking about Ramona and Bethany's like, like,
Starting point is 00:14:40 say, I'll be cordial, I'll be nice. Like, I'll be like a nice, cream Sunday cordial, like, totally nice. like, the cherry on top, like, seriously, I have nothing to say, like, if she doesn't want to eat me, she doesn't want to eat me, she doesn't like it, I'll drain myself out of the cup. You know, I'll be like, friendly, you know, like, friendly, you know, I'll be like, a peanut butter cups on day, from friendly,
Starting point is 00:14:54 because that's why I'm friendly, I'm friendly, but I'm cold, you know what, like, a friendly Sunday, that's it, you know what, like, honestly, if she, if she, like, tries to come for me, honestly, I'm just gonna like, sail out of there, like, fudge you the whale. You know, she's a big cookie bus, honestly, I can a camp like this like too many cookies like what's the cookie crumble? I'm just like so many layers of ice cream. You know what?
Starting point is 00:15:08 Just give me like a little dairy queen because you know that there's so many dear queens You know I'm right. You know I'm saying dear queen get it. She comes in here acting like a halo top And I'm like seriously. You just left a truck all over my mouth. Okay. Don't act so innocent You know what she is. She's an it's it, you know she's it and she's it She's it's it's it's it's like hasn't it without the hair but just ice from former you bite into different San Francisco you know, she's it and she's it. She's it's it's it. She's like, hasn't it without the hair but just nice before me, you bite in different samtis go. So then we get to skip to oh wait,
Starting point is 00:15:29 Ava. Oh, so then we get some Avery advice. She's like, Mom, like, you and Bethany have been together for a long time. You're in the same social circle. So just step up and you know, be the bigger one and Ramona goes, what do I always have to be the big one? Name one time literally ever. Please. It's called bodidism off you. Yeah, it's like when you pick aviary up from preschool and you were literally bigger than everybody there. So, like the only time. Yeah. So, then we go to the most happening spot in all of New York City, Bo Chiq spelled B-E-A-U-T-I-Q-U-E. That's where all the happening man and saliva is.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And where the sex dungeon is the kitchen. I mean, Ramona went in there at one point, was like, Hi, boys, stay okay. And then she sticks her tongue out and like licks her top teeth. Gross. Yeah, like, I'll show you a tall drink of water Hey, that's what I do. I ought I literally watered her tall drink of water to remind men that I'm a tall drink of water Okay, in fact, yeah, that's what she said. Well, no, she didn't but I put it together right now
Starting point is 00:16:37 So she and Tinsley are there and she's giving Tinsley advice. She's like, whoa, this is what I drink now Okay, I'd like a tall, tall glass of water, but in a stem, in a stem glass with a straw, with very light vodka, like a half a shot on ice, with club soda, three loins and a straw, and another tall wine glass. Okay. That's my new thing. Hey, and by the way, that was a drug quote. I was not going on like a little thing. That was actually a quote from the show. I love that that's her new thing. Three glasses in front of her at all times.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And then she kept, she was consistent because when they brought her a drink later, she's like, I need three vines, like seriously, and another glass in the neglect. So water. My mother always said, you always want to have three limes because you never want to rely on a man to bring you that third line, okay?
Starting point is 00:17:27 Well talk about line disease. I'm writing a book. It's called I believe me to hey Well, this is your lazy one minds I three hey And mine are older than her old lines. Well, this is crazy This reminds me when I was a little girl. I once got locked out of the house, and I found a lime, and I tried to shove it in the lock. And then Geraldine Barthon Smith came over and said, what the hell are you doing?
Starting point is 00:17:52 And I said, I thought it would work. It's a key lime. And she said, no, you stupid girl. That's a different kind of lime. And to this day, I've never had a key lime pie. OK, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But I think that pie is day class say.
Starting point is 00:18:04 This is a backup story. I never ended up getting in the house This is the DVD line of notes. Okay. This is the director's audio commentary. I never got in the house Okay, when I move the way from the Berkshire's okay the key line pipe wouldn't open the back door. Who wants a pie made out of keys anyway? Okay. Spatfield, I've just said the way you should always have a talk glass of water. Next year, the drink with three months and a backup glass. Because you never know what's going to happen. It's easy to just swallow the keys. Okay. I can Ramona.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Sometimes these notes get so crazy that this one, I highlighted and bolded and underlined. Just her new drink, just because it was so funny. No, that's what we just did. I thought you were about to announce it. Well, because she does have more crazy things, because then she's like, okay, Tinsley. Let me give you some tips.
Starting point is 00:19:00 As if Tinsley Mortimer needs dating tips from Ramona, I'm sorry, Tinsley's, you know, she's hot and she's a socialite, She knows what she's doing. So Ramona's like, okay, Jim's a great way to meet a guy. Also, steak rest wants to always sit at the bar because if you sit at the table, it's a little harder, okay? And just remember, Ruth's Chris, Ruth is not a woman, okay? That's just the name.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You can go in there. Chris does not belong to Ruth, all right? You can go in there and get a man, okay? If you meet a man named Chris, he's just a name you can go in there. Chris does not belong to roots all right. You can go in there and get a man, okay? If you meet a man named Chris He's not attached just because his name is attached in the title. Hey Whoa Peter Luger. He's not alive. Okay. He's not a real man. It's just a steakhouse. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry And who wants to date a Luger anyway? I mean spitting is gross And she's like I'm always smiling and approachable.
Starting point is 00:19:48 So if I'm at the bar, I look over at someone, and then I take a drink from my straw like this. And she's like moving her shoulder. I'm like bowing her head and bringing it back up. She says, I always say excuse me. I could really use a glass of water, please. And then a glass on the the side and then a glass with some limes to put in the lunch and then a glass full of straws and then I kind of face the guy and I say, hey, how's your night going? Okay. If he only has his glass too.
Starting point is 00:20:25 And if the straws have those circular things, you know when it goes around like a shaped like a heart, then I know he's really in love with me, okay? Oh my god, fucking Ramona is making me cough. I'm like, I'm like hack laughing. So then that's when Ramona and Tinsley go to the back room, and they know to go to the back room you have to go to that kitchen And that's when she's like smells good boys Yeah, they're all like smells good not as good as you put coming out of me my bright guys like oh When is my application for sir going to be approved I need to transfer
Starting point is 00:21:03 Chef Joe. He didn't tick Diana. So now they're in the back room and now they're checking out the cute guys. And I'm, I'm on it. Ramona's like, look at that guy. He's cute. He's, he keeps on like, point like a gay guy. He's cute. He's cute. But then tinsley meets Chad. And so chat, chat is cute.
Starting point is 00:21:23 And tinsley goes up to him. And I like tinsley's version of flirting She starts to stroke both of her curls. She's like these are my iconic hair pieces I'm just going to stroke them and draw attention to my iconic hair She's like don't get lost in my curls So she's talking to this like 23 year old guy named Chad now. I know that he's 23 But he's also in a really nice suit. And he's at Boateak, which means he's in the financial district doing something making
Starting point is 00:21:50 a lot of money. And at that point does age really matter? No, exactly. Yeah, I think he's clearly some sort of associate at an eye bank or he's trying to get into his doing. He will, he's obviously not like an associate at a law firm because he's 23. That's to oh he might be like a summer associate no but it's the winter yeah so he's probably just some young guy fresh out of Villanova who is working at like raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life but come on someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking,
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Starting point is 00:23:08 You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Whatever Bear Stearns is these days since Bear Stearns no longer exists. Morgan Stanley. Oh, yeah. No, it all makes sense. Morgan Stanley. I feel like that guy totally makes a lot of money and has a very strong opinion about the new little girl statue standing in front of the bull on Wall Street.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I mean, that's the guy you pin down, okay? I feel like he has a lot of money and he's really excited to go to Dave Matthews at the meta-lands this summer. I'm in. I'm totally in for that. I'll just be at the hotdog stand anyway. Pay my rent, I'm there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:43 So, she's flirting with Chad, and Sonia is already cock-blocking, and she's like, she's not on the list, she doesn't meet the list qualifications, because they had that scene a few episodes ago, where it's like, Tensy was gonna date a man who was her age or older, and Yadda, Yadda, Yadda, and this guy already has failed, Sonia's rigorous testing.
Starting point is 00:24:02 The list. Sonia, you have mold in your house. You have brown ice and I think you still have no hot water. So how about you just make that list stick to it. Also, you're dating a fucking young 20-year-old French guy and an old man who's impressed with your 100-year-old napkins. Yes. So then Ramona and Sonia then come over and do what they do best, which is cock block. And Ramona, she starts moving it on chat. And she's like, she said, oh, I said, if you want to meet a man, make eye contact.
Starting point is 00:24:31 And that's what she did. Did she not? She learned from me, Chad. And she goes, okay, by little what? I'm gonna leave now. And he's like, oh, you're leaving? And she's like, see, it works. I said, if you leave really fast,
Starting point is 00:24:46 and they want you, look at it. Look at him watching me go. So then Sonia is now trying to move in on chat. And so she brings over some 45 year old dude who looks bored and unpleasant. And it's like, here, Tinsley, I found a guy for you. Hi, Chad. And she just starts rubbing up on Chad.
Starting point is 00:25:03 That poor guy, the other one, he's like a short baller guy, also extremely cute. But I mean next to Chad, it's like they got the valet outside. She's like, here, this guy can park cars. This one's for you, Tins.
Starting point is 00:25:15 And that poor guy, everybody just ignored him, literally turned their backs to him and kept hitting on Chad. And that poor guy was just standing there with no smile on his face. Like bitches, you don't think this happens to me every goddamn night of my life. He's gonna murder Chad one day. Yeah, he will. He's like I am the CEO of a company and I'm still getting treated like this.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Yes, I've got a 12 inch dick and I make like $500,000 a year. Chad is my intern and he still gets more than me. I feel actually bad for the women in New York City because if you are like in your late 30s, early 40s, and these are the guys that you have to deal with at Boatek, that's sad because in LA, the 43-year-olds do not look like that. They don't look like that at all. So we're going to talk about this. That looks like a Jennifer Leather convertible. They're just more stretched and tanned.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Well, so we'll talk about this on the bonus episode, but last night I went to this okay magazine party. And Eddie Sibrayon was there, and he's got to be probably like 44 by now, right? 44, 45. Now I know not everyone is Eddie Sibrayon and everyone like an LA looks like Eddie Sibrayon, but Eddie Sibrayon and everyone, like an LA, looks like Eddie Sibrayon, but Eddie Sibrayon is proof that you can look, you can be 44 and be fine as hell.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Oh my goodness. God. If you cheat with anybody, did you catch them cheating with anybody, or flirting? Or trying to find, or try to make it happen, but I want to come out. I want to come out. I want to come out with little stickers
Starting point is 00:26:40 that you can put on something that has like a little GPS that you can track with your phone. Because if I were at that party, I would have put a little sticker on his back like a kick me, but with a GPS in there. Just so I could know who he's cheating with now. I find that guy so hot. He is hotter than he's ever been. He's someone who is getting hotter as he gets older. And that's what I'm saying. I feel bad for someone like Tinsley who she wants to find. She deserves an Eddie's Sibrian type But instead she gets you know Jose Ferrer over here, you know resting Chad was so cute. Oh my god, but Chad was not Chad was very this whole this whole episode is basically all the ladies being Extremely uncomfortably horny. Yes. I mean uncomfortable for us. I was like, okay
Starting point is 00:27:20 After the first couple of scenes I was like, oh, this is a funny, like, dating thing. And then it was minute 40 and I'm like, it's still happening. Why is it still happening? Yeah, pretty much. So finally, Tinsley gets a moment alone with Chad and she finds that he's only 23, which is crazy, but she's like, fuck it. And she starts making out with him anyway. And it's like, you get it, Tinsley, you do it.
Starting point is 00:27:43 Yeah, her, she's like on camera make out, and it was long, they just kept going. The camera crew was like, do we still have to work? Cause this is never gonna stop. There was like five different cuts than making out. I feel like, I feel bad for that camera crew because I feel like when they're in that back room of boutique,
Starting point is 00:28:02 they're in like the upside down of Shranger Things, you know, it gets just sort of like icky and gross and you feel like something might just come and eat you up. And her name is Rob Mona. So Bethany trying to fuck people who need a job, just kidding. Bethany's really horny for sad women who need work. Just kidding. Bethany's at the rainbow room for her, whatever her. Before Bethany of the rainbow room,
Starting point is 00:28:32 there's another scene. There's a story. It's the next morning. I know you have it. You are a very aggressive scroller. This happens quite often. I'm trying to be good at like moving along with myself. So I scroll while we're talking instead of after Oh, I just I just delete as we talk. It's much easier. No, that's so smart You that I want to have my notes forever when I'm an old lady. I want to sit down and be know RHO and Y 9.7 Beth, OMG, you're gonna make me croi You know, I see the value in that because i i found some notes from like two thousand and fourteen from real houses of Atlanta
Starting point is 00:29:10 and they made no sense to me but they're really hilarious they're you know they said things like i literally have them right here they say things like uh... phadre i don't have time to parent anyone but my children then to a follow be quiet so i can talk please or peter i have four baby mamas and i never called any of them bitch so classy. It is kind of fun to go back to the old notes, but that being said, I just delete as I go.
Starting point is 00:29:33 So for instance, right now it's the next morning and it's at Sonya's place, Sonya's putting in a skinny girl coffee capsule into her curing thing. And Tinsley comes in and or Tinsley was doing that and Sonia comes in and she's all furious because Tinsley ruined a leaf. There's some sort of like desiccated leaf that had been left in the bathroom in a vase of brown water and it's like you ruined the leaf you ruined it you didn't take care of it like I said to you what she said. It's like it was already dead when you gave it to me. Yeah, that's not how house plants work, Sonya. She just cut off a big leaf from a house plant and put it in water.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Yes, I can't believe you killed this leaf. Like you've only been here this amount of time. You've already killed the leaf. And Tinsley's like, do you have any sweet and low or something like that for the coffee? And she goes, what are you asking me that for? You're supposed to go to a restaurant when you see sweet and low. You put it in your purse.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Two rules of restaurants, okay? You take the sweet and low and the equal you put in your purse and if they have a plant, you take a clipping and you put it in a vase at home. Two rules. Two rules. You'll notice the fern from boutique is really blooming in the attic. Yeah, so anyway, it's more of just Sonia just being passive-aggressive of Tinsley asking to check up home and Yada Yada being, you know, finding little things that she can dig at her, like, you know, sugar issues.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Like, you went to the beauty parlor and you got up and you were and you had breakfast, but you didn't have time to get sugar, stuff like that. Well, Tinsley is having a couple, I see a couple of future issues with her. A, Sonya's the slot on this show. And if anyone is going to go to Boateke and start making out with some 20-year-old, it's going to be her. So she's not going to like that. B, later we get Tinsley on a date, which is that typical Carol date, like, I'm bowling.
Starting point is 00:31:20 What? Like this young, you know, date where she's in a trendy bowling place and she's screaming like she's like Like she's 15 That is Carol's story mine. Okay doing young things with a young person. What are you gonna do next? Just start like shaking your shoulder when you're arguing like Ramona or you know It could happen it could happen, ordering three glasses of water in champagne fluids with straws and lines. And he's like, this is my thing.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Curled hair in three glasses. Damn. That's my thing. So now we finally get to Bethany going to the rainbow room. She's there for this charity thing called Dress for Success. And we finally meet Dennis, Dennis the boyfriend the famous boyfriend Who was on call for the reunion last season and I like the way Bethany described and she goes, you know I've done him for like 30 years and I never thought of about him as a track for anything like that
Starting point is 00:32:17 I just thought of his lean on just like Dennis Wow What a love story Well, she had a pretty she had a pretty sneaky way of getting this story in because we've talked about the gossip and how I stopped the Instagram to find out who this woman was that was married and it was in Bethany's friend group and all this death. And you know, of course, I think I'm like detective
Starting point is 00:32:36 Rondall, you know, the number one detective Rondall ladies agency or whatever. And she kind of went through all that really fast. She's like, well, you know, I knew when I was like younger, who was dating my friend. I didn't even think of him as anything else. You know, it's just like some guy dating my friend or whatever. And then he got a divorce from his wife and then he called me. It was like, I've always liked you. You know, maybe we can have a date. And so, you know, thankfully I was freeing Claire. I know what he was still married. And, you know, it wasn't like stepping on anybody's toes when you think it's been great. Whoa. That's a great way of getting a lot of crap off your plate in less than a paragraph. Good for you, Carol. It's called Langpipe. It's called Langpipe.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah. So Carol, Langpipe. So they say in the writers rooms, Langpipe. So Carol shows up and you know, it's just like a charity scene and then Bethany is addressing the crowd. She starts to cry. She's like, oh wait, I'm gonna have to cry this season. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna cry right now. I'm probably gonna be a bad strong woman. Like I'm serious saying not even strong right now. But what are these things coming out of me? Tastes like salt, like seriously, I don't even eat salt.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Where'd that come from? It was basically like a nothing scene. And then we go to commercial and I have to mention this, there was a commercial for some new candy that looked delicious. It's called Toffee-Fay. And I was like Toffee-Fay, is that a new housewife? Yeah. Oh, you can't even look for Toffee-Fay.
Starting point is 00:33:53 It's what Faye Resnick has turned into. She's now just a piece of Toffee. It's like Faye, Faye officially went too far and now she's just a piece of Toffee, trying to self-organize organized closets and barely hills. Oh, it's blazing. Why she has a sugar daddy right? Wasn't there a candy called sugar daddy?
Starting point is 00:34:14 There's sugar babies sugar. No, was it sugar, baby? I thought something like daddy was like round is on the baby. Yeah, that's a sugar baby. Yeah, well, they're little they look like raisin. That's but they're like a really super sugary caramel. And then they also have the sticks like the square sticks, sugar
Starting point is 00:34:30 baby square sticks. I just have no one's called sugar daddy caramel pops. I think the sugar babies are the babies and the daddies are the sugar dad. Yeah, it's called sugar daddy. Oh, oh my god, Ben, I just taught me something new. I'll be right back. There's a coin read down stairs. Yeah, I just made a very, I made a witticism about sugar daddy's in favor as Nick. But since we compared sugar to favor as Nick to Toffee, and I made, I thought what was a very good witticism and if only I had been more confident in my awareness
Starting point is 00:34:57 of what a sugar daddy actually is. If only I hadn't better to ruin it. You didn't really, I couldn't remember because I haven't had a sugar daddy. I got less than I had a sugar daddy. Like, I lessen't had a sugar daddy. What's that sugar daddy was like, probably when I was like in 30 degrees. I had, I had, I guess, a sugar daddy in a waiting room a couple of weeks ago and I was like, my teeth literally hurt. I'm too old for this. I haven't seen a sugar daddy in ages.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I think they come in Costco multi-candy packs. There's like, okay, we have one joy in the panty and then like 20 really cheap candies. Anyway, favorite snack has a sugar daddy because she's topping out anyway, a Tata-fei. So when we come back, I heard cat roll and Adam are rock climbing. Damn it, the one housewife
Starting point is 00:35:43 that I couldn't use a sweet tart segment. She had a... I can't think of a good game. Those are work, right? I was totally waiting for... She's totally a smarty-wee tart. And then I couldn't do it. What's that one candy?
Starting point is 00:35:59 You know what? I think it describes their relationship. Good and plenty. I feel like she's probably a wrigglies gum because it's like classic, right? And then you eat it and the taste is gone after like two minutes. You know, like, God damn it. I think their candy is the candy that represents their relationship is a rollo as in Radzul's only live ones. Hey. Rolo. That is so incredibly stupid in the movies. Do you remember the Rolo commercials
Starting point is 00:36:35 where the statue would like you didn't be happy? Anyway. Rollo. Rollo. Rollo, right? Rollo is in the car, right? Rollo. So they're on this double date with this rock climbing Oh, no. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. So they're on this double date with this rock climbing young couple.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yeah. I called her like a she, Rami Malik. Oh, that's a good call. Yeah. She looks like a young, yeah, sub W C W. What are my friends? If Rami Malik, yeah, if Rami Malik transition, it would be this girl. And Carol's doing that whole like we're just girl friends let's talk about boys yeah i don't know how i feel because apartment we're
Starting point is 00:37:12 not moving forward do you know what i'm saying girl and she's like uh-huh um well maybe you guys just meet well here's how i think like always sexy underwear and then do the backwards. I was like, whoa, whoa. Okay, girl talk over, girl talk over. She's, Carol's like, I'm just concerned because when I told Adam that I think our relationship should move onwards and upwards, he literally took that as we have to go rock climbing. I don't want to go rock climbing. I don't want to go that upward.
Starting point is 00:37:52 So she's first of all, Adam's die job is hilarious, because now he has like his food network hair where he's like, it's still mom hair, but now it's now it's highlighted. And I live on here. Yeah, yeah, I laugh. It's like, I'm, I'm a mom, but that doesn't mean I can't be sexy at night on date night with my husband Yes, I'm here and My sister is and then oh my god, my legs asleep. I'm gonna die and then he brought the clients and then Carol Oh my god, it's all happening right now. Oh my god. What are you? I always have to be the one with the broken like the delete my walls when I was up
Starting point is 00:38:22 My legs my legs asleep my walls are up. Honestly, like don't don't make noise. Okay, you can wake up the broken like the delete my wallet my wallet up my like my like to sleep my wallet up honestly like don't don't don't make noise okay you can wake up the baby like so she does it she gets to the top and then she starts doing that girl thing on dates where they're like I'm just a girl I can't be doing this I'm so scared but she's like oh I'm is it all can't. And it was like March Simpson doing a little girl's voice and screaming. It was the most awkward and beautiful thing I've heard on this show this season.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Yeah. So then in a cross town over at Bullmore Lane, it's Tinsley's on her date with Chad, where Chad gets ID'd, which is funny. And Tinsley didn't. She's like, how do I get to whatever? She just made it was.insley didn't. She's like, how about you? Whatever. She just made a noise. She tried to be, she's like, how kid do you?
Starting point is 00:39:09 You didn't ID me. And the way it's like, mm-hmm. Yeah, girl. I've seen that signature girl for about 21 years now, so I know how old you are. I could read your rings like a tree girl. So they bowl Tins bowl Tennessee surprisingly excellent at bowling and she gets like strikes and spares and all that stuff and then
Starting point is 00:39:31 that but I think that her I feel like her her flirting game her macking on game could use some work because she's like here have eat this chip eat this chip chat and it's like stuff's a chip into his face and while he's chewing she just comes in Starts making out with him. He's like whoa whoa One thing at a time I'm like a bird It's like my mouth doesn't even know what to do right now. It's trying to digest your tongue give it a minute Let me at least follow this. Yeah, she's doing that thing or she's like
Starting point is 00:40:04 Trying to because you know it's awkward when you're on a date with a 23 year old so you're like I remember how to be 23 and then you start doing it, but then you just look like a crazy person Yeah, so we got that from both Carol and Tinsley this week. So then we go over to Some other place I that's not boutique, but it might as well have been boutique because it's Ramona with her coogre friends. Missy and Kathleen and I already love Kathleen because she's like a wasp Lea Thompson and she's and she just tells the woman, ladies, always circulating. It's like a Kathleen. Get it. Let's do the one in the clown ruffle shirt I love her too. Yes. And she did look exactly
Starting point is 00:40:44 likely at Thompson. That's a good call. Yeah, wasp Lea Thompson in clown ruffle shirt I love her too. Yes. And she did look exactly likely at Thompson. That's a good call. Yeah, waspia Thompson in a ruffle shirt. Ramona is like, it's so good to be here with you ladies because like, look, a guy sent us drinks and he's so polite. Like he sent us all three glasses of things, you know, some guys only sent you one single glass, you know, and being out with you girls, like it shows me. It's different to my other friends.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Like you've got Lou Ann, Mary and Gachita, you've got Sonya, God knows what she's doing. You know, having sex with Chokran, while she's trying to get old men who like napkins up with her, then you've got Carol, who I don't even know what she's saying, half the time she talks like to get to keep up. And then you've got, so she's just knocking everyone down the list. Exactly. As she accumulates. One glass after one glass. Well, I'm gonna do a Lexus commercial,
Starting point is 00:41:30 but all these glasses in a pyramid and see if they fall over when I start to call, okay? So, I like Kathleen, she's so passive, she's like, you know, I really admire Luang, she's just diving into this relationship without a care in the world. And I think it's wonderful, you know, the really admire Luang, just diving into this relationship without a care in the world. And I think it's wonderful. You know, the odds are against her with what everyone's saying. You know, I think women who are like that who just have blinded us onto the world are interesting. I think she's so interesting. And I really, really admire her for being making such a foolhardy decision. Really, really.
Starting point is 00:42:02 I don't do it. I mean, it's like Pinocchio. he's a hero, and what did he do? He lied a lot, ended up inside of a whale. Did he let the whale just digest him? No, he lit a candle and he started thinking about the decisions he was making in his life and he made the best out of it. And what a hero. I mean, look, Pinocchio made friends with a cricket.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I mean, isn't that wonderful? Luan could do the same. I mean, she's practically half? Luan could do the same. I mean, she's practically half donkey. And then the other one she's like, well, I wish it Tom what it told me because when I was dating Tom and Romana's like, oh, no, you didn't girl. Oh, no, you oh, no girl. Oh, snaps because that's so true because she was dating Tom and she told Tom like, you could do whatever you want but just be honest with me and either only one in your life. And Tom said, yes, you're the only one. And then she walked in on Tom and the wind.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Back at my lesson. So, I'm comfortable. Check me as they say in back again and check me. So yeah, missy, uh, yeah, missy was the eating Tom missy is the one that Ramona was talking about all last season. And so clearly Ramona is like, okay, you have to come on camera because I'm tired of looking like a gossip. And so missy was like, yeah, I was eating Tom and then I caught him in the
Starting point is 00:43:18 way and in flograntay, whatever it was called, flograntay, something another. So, um So I learned how to say macabre this week. So probably not the best one. What is it? It's like Flagrant, it's the business is red handed, but it sounds more sophisticated. But doesn't that mean that we're having sex? Flagrant Day Delicto. But did she have keys to Tom's house or did she just go to the Regency?
Starting point is 00:43:40 I think she was. I think she was. Look, you guys can't hold things against Tom that happens at the regency. Tom goes to the regency and he makes out. That's how he works out. He can't help himself. He cannot help himself. He can't help himself.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I mean, if you cheated on you at a holiday in, that is some shade and you should divorce him. But at this point, it's like he's going to make out with people at the regency. Yeah, that's it. So then speaking of Tom, et cetera, we then go to Luanne. She's getting her makeup done. She, you know, talking about what she can do for her wedding. I'm surprised she wasn't like, would you believe it?
Starting point is 00:44:08 We're having special eyes. Vanilla eyes. Did you hear about this, ladies? They said, for Vanilla eyes, press three, and I did. And he's here. Hopefully the hammer will get here soon, so people can actually enjoy it. I hear the hammer hurts people a lot.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I said, hammer, don't lot. I said hammer don't hurt him. She's getting her makeup done with Victoria and she's telling us finally the girls, you know everyone's off my pack finally, even Sonya, and finally I can just enjoy my new love around my girlfriends girls. Can you believe it? Could you believe it? Even Tom and Tune is happy for me. Could you believe it even Tom and Tuna is happy for me. So then it's like a nothing scene and then we go to Durrinda's charity event where some of the things we see a flashback of the stuff that she arranged and Durrinda was like I'm right, we got drinks with Luann, we got a night in the book she is, Ramona is gonna give away one of her yellow plates that looks like sunshine.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Uh, Tinsley's giving away her curling iron. So he has brought a leaf. So he has brought a leaf. Sorry, I was doing Ramona. I don't know. My voice was just a little bit juggling. So he has brought me a clipping of a leaf. She got from a prince that I've got. She did. She's also bringing a Ziplug bag full of different sugar packets. We actually got it created. Only says pickles of the outside. So I'm not sure what that is. There's a dusty box outback that says computer number four. I don't know what that is. I don't know how
Starting point is 00:45:37 you could ask Sonia for anything when you're doing a charity event for child trafficking. Like that's literally what Sonia does. It's a blackberry and a biohazard bag. I don't know what the back story in that is, but I'm not gonna touch it. So they all show up to support and the ladies are still trying to fuck everything that moves. And Bethany is still kind of hating.
Starting point is 00:45:58 It's like Runa. Well also, also, it turns these like, hi Bethany, it's like hi. And then she just walks away and looks to all the other things. It turns this like. Yeah, it's like she looks past her. She's like, hi, Bethany, and Bizzic, hi. And then she just walks away and looks at all the other things. Tinsy's like, yeah, it's like she looks past her. She's like, oh, hi, how are you? Oh, you look great, wonderful, wonderful to see you.
Starting point is 00:46:10 And then, oh, look at that, it's a necklace. I think I saw so on you wear that. When she said she was giving up a pearl necklace, I mean, you think you never know with that one. But look, it's actually a necklace. Okay. And she just keeps walking. It's just like, did she notice the curls in my hair? I kind of want the tins to be like you know I've been famous for longer than you right
Starting point is 00:46:30 You know that I'm like the stunt casting right I'm actually famous and I'm worth like literally 9 million of you I want to Lawrenceville So no one no one goes for the no one goes for the milk that's been on the shuffle longer You know what I mean? I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it.
Starting point is 00:46:56 I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I did pour out some milk with curds today, so it's very timely in my life It was gonna go into smoothie and I was like I'll check this milk first before we make this smoothie I guess what I'm gonna turn itself into smoothie Speaking of curdled milk Ramona shows up Hey sexy hey hi hi
Starting point is 00:47:20 Hi sexy Hey sexy, oh, hi. Hi. She's just like waving to random people in the street like people are taking pictures of her and saying Ramona Ramona in her mind. She's like, it's me Ramona Sink. Hi. Hi. Hi. How many loans do we have today? It loans to be have today. Ha! Hoi! Hoi! Hoi! So there's just like a lot of like cross cutting and conversations and at one point Bethany starts talking to this guy named Milos Milos, who she's trying to set him up with Sony.
Starting point is 00:47:56 She's like, this is a guy for Sonya. This is perfect. I can totally see him with Sony right now. You know Sonya, he's like, yeah I know Sonya. She's like, yeah so you know, because Sonyia is like, I know Sonia very well. Let's put it that way. As you already been to that radio, huh? He's like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Let's just say my plant used to have five leaves and now it has four, okay? All right, was the Sonia radio like a bull trying to kill a guy with like a red thing? Or was it like a car that clowns just kept coming out of? Tell me the truth the time of the truth the truth which was i like i see what we want to create seconds or longer like i'm so you like you did this amazing miracle that i'm a clown like i
Starting point is 00:48:30 see i'm a print print like the the red thing and just like we've had like you know what like be careful you can get bored you know what's like the one in the bulls that was able to double ship that's all she is so then they start passing around this old man like he's the he's like the cream of the crop. Yeah. And Sonya's like, Ramona, how could you
Starting point is 00:48:47 flirt with my man again? You know he's mine. Like it doesn't look when you're a slut and you sleep with half the city. You don't get to just put a flag inside of them. Okay. Yeah. Pretty much.
Starting point is 00:49:00 You have a Pokemon game with Sonya. She's like, I already caught that one Ramona. Yeah. I've been walking on these streets for hours Yeah, Pokemon game with so yeah, she's like I already caught that one Ramona I've been walking on these streets for hours and I finally caught it So then Bethany finally comes face to face with Ramona for some since that that thing and you know Bethany is lives up to a world where she's gonna be cordial, but her version of cordials. Hi, how are you? Hey, hey and at that Ramona. She's also trying to be cord. And her version is just to nod and stare her with her eyes really big. I'm saying, to Like just put me at the bomb pull so Louis so Lou Ann and Tom arrive And now this is the first time that Bethany actually gets to meet Tom and she comes up and she's like
Starting point is 00:49:52 Hi, hi, you know, sorry if I call you any drama and he just grits his teeth and goes So nice to meet you in person So what are you doing for the holiday? She's like oh mom corner this, I'm going to this wedding in Palm Beach. Just kidding. This is why he and Lou and her actually perfect for each other, because they are great at gritting their teeth.
Starting point is 00:50:12 And that's aggressively asking how someone is. Yeah, it's like never ever happened. It's totally fine. Yes. I thought it was hilarious that she'd never met Tom before. I didn't know that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I was surprised too. I thought everyone had met Tom. Tom. So the best part of all of this for me was to ring that because of course, Dorinda starts drinking and drinking throughout the night. And at first she's like, Hey, everybody, here we go. We've got the big, right? Whoever watched the watch the clean max the Sony have found behind the toilet when John cannelly was over $5 and then they weren't like towards the end she's like this is my tools back and just not give anybody any drinks and tell us the bitch she's going crazy how could you I went to the room I got a bartender there's a necklace made out of clamshells. I made it nice. I made it nice.
Starting point is 00:51:07 So, um, so while she's doing that, Carol starts talking to a man named Barbara, who I also known as the Linnigant. Now you heard about the story. This crazy story. Linnigant? No, tell me. Oh, so, Barbara, this woman Barbara,
Starting point is 00:51:24 well, she signed a release and all that stuff and I'm sure there were signs of the set of viewer in this room you're being taped. She didn't really realize the intricacies of reality TV. And so when she had this whole conversation with Carol, which we're about to talk about, she thought she was off camera because the cameras were not there. But Carol's they were both were still mic'd. And so she filed an emergency lawsuit, like two days ago, to try to get Bravo to not air this episode. And basically the judge was like, no. And the judge was super snarky and was saying things like, I mean, I think it's for the greater good
Starting point is 00:52:02 that all of America gets to see, you know, all their fans get to see them and and essentially this woman tried to stop this show from airing because she talked to about luan and didn't realize she's on camera and the judge threw it out all the stress why they didn't show barbra i was wondering because you get yet because she wasn't on camera it was it was all off camera how that was so good the way iands like, I mean, that Carol's like, everything's great. I mean, Durinda almost had a nervous breakdown of about not getting rid of those year old peanut M and M she got from John. But. And Barbara was like, well, you know, I just feel so bad for Luan because how she knows
Starting point is 00:52:39 what's going on. And Tom's still going to the regency. And he's still making out with people. And I just feel so bad for her. The exact quote is, what happens that Carol asked Barbara if she's excited about the wedding and she's like, no, I'm not excited about it because honestly, I think that she, as in Luanne, has something to prove, she'd rather go through with it and get a divorce than call it off. And then she says there's so many rumors that he hangs at the Regency still and hooks up with women, that's pathetic.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Well look, I know that she's probably knowing she's going to get a divorce later, but she's kissing us so she doesn't have to sign a prenup. And you know what, at our age, that's called a retirement plan. Okay. She's putting her next couple of years in to pay for her, you know, her sato. We have a flat in Palm Beach. Like they're not flats in Palm Beach, you fucking snob. The apartments. Seriously. And that was pretty much the end of the episode. Look at this, Ronnie. You get to go galavans around the streets and try to find these people. I have to put clothes on now. It has been so fun walking around here on my underwear. I jumped on the bed a couple of times. I've been eating mikes and ice. What a day. Well I really need to have my smoothie breakfast because it's 11.55 am.
Starting point is 00:53:57 So I am gonna go do that. Everyone stay tuned tomorrow. We have Southern Charms Savannah which we had a lot of fun doing. Oh, also check out Howington Post, there's a whole thing where we were interviewed. We have a link to it on our Facebook page. So check that out and, you know, have a great first day, everyone. Yeah, everybody, we will see you next week.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Well, for us, tomorrow. Next week. Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll see you tomorrow for Savannah, which is a really fun episode. But, you know, for actual time, we'll see you next week. Yeah. Okay. Bye everyone. Bye, everybody. And bye, Ben. Bye, Ronnie. Yeah. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus and Apple Podcasts. Before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.

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