Watch What Crappens - #493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames

Episode Date: July 11, 2017

The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese ...shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.  Timestamps:  1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:09 who were so much fun to talk to you last week while you were away. So guys, thank you so much for guesting with me. Yeah, and just some news at the top of the hour today. As several of you know, we were doing a live show in New York next week. We sold that shit out so fast. And so we're really sorry that there are a lot of people who were not able to get tickets and have been tweeting at us and everything. And if we, if any tickets open up, we'll be sure to let everyone know. But right now we just don't have any, all of our comps are
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Starting point is 00:04:45 So, you all know what to do. Yeah, guys, come on. Okay, so let's get on with this show because what a week we're going to have this week. Real House was a Orange County comes back and by it only ends and next week Shaw's begins, the Southern Charm reunions begin, etc. It's just amazing. the southern charm reunions began, et cetera. It's just amazing. So let's get to reunion part one
Starting point is 00:05:09 of Real Housewives of Potomac. Yes. You know, I really enjoyed this reunion episode, by the way. I really did. I did too. These ladies, you know, I feel like they are in a small town that's not really known for filming. And they have no point for anything except the thorns and deer.
Starting point is 00:05:32 The rip on nearby river, you know, terrified. Fond and beer. And, you know, I really feel like they sometimes in the show, they just try too hard to be mean to each other and sometimes watching it hurts My feelings I had a major issue with the first season this season. I've really been enjoying and when it comes out of the Reignants like this I mean they may be from a scrappy little town as far as real housewives cities go But these bitches came ready to street fight. I mean they were ready to just cut each other's roots over every little thing. And normally, that kind of bugs me when they're just trying to ruin each other's lives for fun.
Starting point is 00:06:11 But I just have learned that that's the show. And so now I'm gonna do it. You know, it's like a cage match. Yeah, I thought they really, they were kind of like, oh, whoops, we kind of forgot to bring some of our heavy hidden drama to the season. So let's do it now. Let's, we realize we're probably on the bubble.
Starting point is 00:06:28 So we're going to do whatever we can to get our third season. Well, Andy did make a comment. He's like, well, that's for next season. And I was like, oh, well, look you there. Yeah, I mean, remember Miami did it. Miami was like after Miami's first season, they went on to their like very shitty reunion that was on Watcher Hab. It was a live reunion.
Starting point is 00:06:48 I watched what happens live. And they squabbled, Adriana was like, no, like, you know, this, this season was not up to my standards. And I'm gonna go, I'm gonna fight on Watcher Hab. It's live until we get another season. And she went crazy. And then season two of Miami, they brought, oh my God, did they, season two of of Miami really people have to respect that season is
Starting point is 00:07:08 one of the best housewives seasons of all time and in fact I think the fight I'm the episode at Leah's party that she held at once this face is house with the slap was one of the best housewives episodes of all time yeah they brought it with that reunion too that was when with Leah was up there throwing like folders and stuff. And oh yeah. Oh my back. I'm back. Yeah, whipping out her, whipping out her taxes. Yeah. That was a long, very long way of saying, if you fight for it at the reunion, you can get another season. Oh yeah. And they know it. They really came ready to
Starting point is 00:07:44 fight. I mean, because some of those clips, Andy would start introducing the clips. And I was like, oh, no. Girl, this is, they're going to talk about this. This is the most boring shit ever. But then they still found a way to fight about it. Yeah. They did.
Starting point is 00:07:59 They did. They're really good. They brought it. So let's start at the beginning. I really loved how he was doing his whole like, hi ladies, when they were getting ready before the show. Yes. And this one that I'll even have dressing rooms because it's Potomac. So they just have like those stage manager blacks hung up between them, which is just so tacky and so sad. It's like $5 store in there. And the music was all light. It was like, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:26 like, plucky violins, you know, like normally the music is tense as if people are going to war, but they, the producers realized there wasn't enough, there really wasn't enough tension in the season to even make it seem like women are going to war, so might as well just have fun. I'd be like, the best part of this opening segment to me was watching the dirty ass look that Robin gave Andy when he was saying Hi to Cha Cha backstage or Sasha for whatever reason Robin has this evil look on her face And I love that Robin is so soft spoken most of the time and like such a fucking ear about You always think she's boring and then you forget until she comes waving her fingers in someone's face or like yelling at the black person for being Jewish or whatever
Starting point is 00:09:13 she's doing, this making her despicable or this one where she just loses it when she thinks the cameras are off idiot. It just, you know, even Robin brought it in this one. Yeah, she did. Well, she brought a last reunion too, which Robin Robyn in this one, which is pretty good. Yeah, well, she brought a last reunion too, which was like, oh, okay, we like this side of Robin. My favorite part of the pre show was when Shasha was looking like, I think she had some sort of jewelry on some diamonds. She goes, how many characters are that? Who counts? And then someone goes, broke people. You could see, Shasha was about to be like four five. Oh never mind. I'm five five. I find it odd. I don't know how many carrots are in my diamonds. I don't see
Starting point is 00:09:53 anything orange. I'm opening a carrot room. This is the room for everybody to have carrots in. the room for everybody to have carrots in. Did you know you can eat the top of the carrots? Wow. That's a vegetable and the salad. It's like, diamond they're from carrots. So we come in, we start in Andy, you know, because it's hashtag Shady Sunday with the widest PR people on earth over bravo. They're like, hey guys, what are the urban people saying these days? We still got shady. Hey, do urban people say hashtag just saying it's like no me ma. They're all right Well, we'll stick with shady then everybody. Thanks for coming to the urban meeting Whatever the white people at Bravo PR sent us a t-shirt and a little water bottle. So I'm okay with that. Oh, yeah I'm not talking about that girl. Thanks, Michelle. Thanks. Love you.
Starting point is 00:10:49 But Andy opens it up and he says, hey everybody, the real housewives of Potomac, where I'm by the over for tea. And I'm ready to spill all of it. Oh my god, you're so it's like wow Andy Your urban is by Rinalin, okay, bling bling Foshisi So hey They'll know sex in the champagne room. No, it's all white. Well, so is sperm Shaw has it really been that long that's probably why one of them said yeah it'll probably blend in Andy doesn't even watch his show you can tell because his stuff just comes from the opening lines
Starting point is 00:11:39 he's like hi Robin your green eyes aren't fooling me word on the street, huh, Jacelle? We're on the coldest sacks. That's right, Andy. And then Jacelle does her typical thing where she's just being mean for no reason, but not even making sense. He says, Hey, Karen, how's great falls. She's like fantastic, Andy. I got varmints and had to have them transfer it already.
Starting point is 00:12:04 And Jace all goes, what does that even mean? For someone who doesn't know how to account letters and a word, you've really got a lot of attitude when it's not even your turn to talk. Okay, be quiet. To be fair, Karen has actually had to start up an extermination business to support the bells. Now that she and Black Bill Gates are $15 million in debt or whatever that story is, that came out. Yeah, she's like, great falls has created jobs for 300 people because we need that many to get rid of the vomit, which is why I call our new home the Bill Gates land of vomit Karen. So Karen. Who says Varmant anyway? Like you're simmity Sam.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, exactly. This is a black yo simmity Sam, Andy. We have so many holes in our ceiling now. So Andy decided he was going to open this. I think he got mad at Karen because Karen had some kind of boob reduction. I mean some kind it's like It looks like she's had two Toddlers removed from her chest
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yes, like they're completely gone and you know Andy does not like that He likes to talk about people's boobs right off the bat So I think he was like I'm going in on this old bitch. So he's like so Karen you down size How's the title? How is your title going now? Mm-hmm. And then it just went into like the clips of basically updating her stove.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Yes. Yeah, because now we have the Karen Huger House moving segment. So we see all these clips, this whole clip package of that. And then, you know, the streets are saying that she doesn't even leave, live in the streets like a good, good one. Yeah. You can just like the streets are saying thing. You can retire that also.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Street. You can pay over that street. How about that? Yeah. And it's good that Karen's not living on the streets of Potomac. Okay. Yeah. I think that's called winning.
Starting point is 00:14:03 It's like, not maybe poor, but I'm not homeless yet. And me. So then it's like, can Karen still be the Grand Dom? If she's living in, you know, great falls, and then Karen's like, I'm gonna take a cue from Miss Oprah Winfrey and say, you could be a Grand Dom and you could be a Grand Dom and you could be a Grand Dom. We can all be Grand Dom.
Starting point is 00:14:21 It's just a silly little thing. And then, but then a second later, she's like, but I am the grand dom. And I will keep keeping that title, because I am the grand dom. I'm like, which one is it Karen? You can't just be like, you can't like laugh it off. And then be like, but I am the only grand dom
Starting point is 00:14:35 because it irritates all the women so much. Also, that Oprah when she's like, you get a minivan and you get a minivan. All those poor people got minivans and then owed like $11,000 in taxes and got bad at Oprah, because no one could afford their minivan and they got repossessed.
Starting point is 00:14:51 So the fact that she's bringing that up right when she's about to have everything taken away from her from tax fraud or whatever it is, not paying her taxes is so fitting and also so sad, you know? I think what's also sad is knowing that Shereesa's whole entire storyline next season will be that she now thinks that she is the Grand Dom of Potomac because Karen said she was the Grand Dom at the reunion and she said, well, you throw me out with Grand Dom, so I'm
Starting point is 00:15:15 the new Grand Dom now. Because you know, she was really excited when Karen said she was Grand Dom. Oh God. And then she started, is this one she's like, in Potomac, people have planes and homes and golf courses. They have the own farm. They have the own thing. Pain rooms and for the car her grand-vam. I know that them Potomac and I know I'm not that. I'm like, I'm glad you know.
Starting point is 00:15:40 That's a dumb thing or something like that. And Karen's like, how long did it take you to come up with that one? I was like, that's exactly what I was thinking too. Like, you like that. And Karen's like, how long did it take you to come up with that one? I was like, that's exactly what I was thinking too. You know that Sharice is like, I'm gonna you dumb as a pun for them. It's gonna be hilarious. Yeah, Sharice is one of those who writes all of her lines beforehand and then says them all at the wrong time.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Like last year, I brought this up with Jackie last week, but last year when she's like, at Andy said, okay, everybody, let's toast to the year and she goes, whoa, minute, I have to say something. So they're all standing there with champagne and she goes, we're giving the voice. And it's because of this show. Okay, well, cheers. I forgot about that. She's so awkward. She's such a mom in that way, you know? But she likes to think that she's so fabulous.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Ha ha. Did you start laughing when they started giving her shit about the kitchen? I was dying. Sorry. I was like, yeah, how did you feel when they made fun of your kitchen? She's like, well, I don't, she was to talk about
Starting point is 00:16:41 kitchens and blah, blah, whatever. And Ashley goes, is that why you moved the perception of your kitchen? I left out loud for that I just love the idea Karen walking or driving around in her least you know range Rover whatever sobbing every time she hears People making fun of recorded phone. I was just about to say, corded phone, Ronnie. Because I was literally about to say, you made me laugh so hard over the course of this show,
Starting point is 00:17:13 talking about their city appliances and their facts, machines and stuff like that. And I just love the fact that there's a possibility Karen has been driving around crying that Ben Mandelker is making fun of her phone. I don't know why people don't appreciate the fact that I've got one of those shoebox TVs hanging from below my shelving. You can watch TV ad make pasta. I still watch the little rascals. I mean they're about 103 now. They don't remember all their lines. Like she actually has them over like doing plays in her living room. Sometimes when I'm making salmon and asparagus, I'll put in a laser disc and just, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:49 watch that old polarizer movie from 1997. One of my favorites. You know, the one where he's dating someone? Mad about you, I am mad about you, but I'm still the ground-dome. You know it was a great comedy pair. Paul Reiser and Matthew Modine. Wow, they make a great movie. So glad I got that one on this, just two. Goodbye, love, I think it's called.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Matthew Modine sitting here watching Potomac like score, still got it. You know what's funny is that I was like, why did I start going to that Paul Reiser movie? You know which movie I'm talking about? I think it's called Bye Bye, Good Bye Bye Love or something like that. I was like, why did I suddenly go there?
Starting point is 00:18:30 And I realized that I went in ninth grade. I went over to Semina Sheethouse and they had a laser display and we watched that movie on laser disk. It's stuck in my brain. I associate Paul Reiser with laser disk. And now, just ill. I'm not just ill, Karen.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I associate Paul Reiser only with Helen Hunt. That's like the only way I can think of him is from Mad about you. And when she brings out, I remember a cold open they did where she just, he's sitting there on the couch reading a book and she want, she comes up to him angrily. It's a silent little scene and she just holds up the empty toilet paper roll and gives him a maturity look And I'm like, oh my god this show. I'm telling you they're on the cusp, David I am surprised that Karen did not crib all of her lines from mad about you
Starting point is 00:19:16 Mad about you. I'll tell you who I married mad about jazel I think just like to talk about it. She's like word on the streets. It's mad about you is the word on the streets It's like oh, just that That doesn't your cousin Ira and he told me That you and Fran are in a fight Oh, yeah, I forgot about them Wasn't there a woman named Fran Ira and Fran? Yes, they're like brother and law. Why are we talking about this? Hey, I'm stopping this isn't it funny that Paul Reiser was in an alien movie. Okay, we're done.
Starting point is 00:19:49 This has to stop So um I said I have a note here. I don't even remember what this is. Jacelle was offended by being kept out of the secret. Oh about the house Oh my god, this stupid house scandal. She's like, why don't you call me? Why don't you call me? I'm one of your oldest friends Why don't you call me? Tell me where you're where me? I'm one of your oldest friends Why don't you call me tell me where you're where you're going to and the worst human being in the world That's why why would she call you? I did like when she when she yeah, when Karen was like Well, if you wanted to know all you had to do was call me if you were my real friends And she's like I did call you
Starting point is 00:20:19 I called you and you said I ain't got nothing to do with you bitches when we ain't filming I'm like I love that jazell is making her like pearl from two to seven in her imitation I guarantee like to be fair our cordless phone which is very modern the antenna broke off So we could not receive any phone calls. I apologize in events Here's the black Southwestern Bell I'm trying to see because we're jumping all over here and I just kept typing out of even though why because so many of their fights were so stupid but this opening segment with Karen they really had Karen all the defensive. She was talking so fast and at one one point, Ashley's like, stop talking, girl. You're just talking so fast because she's like, you
Starting point is 00:21:10 know, acting like basically a co-cat. Like, well, and then I said, you get one, you get one, you get one, then you knew what I say. I'm the grand dog. I'm like, okay. Kudos. Okay. You're Matthew. Yeah. Calm down over there. She was just losing it. And he said, well, you were the one who who brought it up It's something they said he said well you're the one who brought it up Oh because of the black bill gates thing so he said well What do you think about the black bill gates things she goes well? You know what offended me was when Sri said
Starting point is 00:21:40 Something about him being black bill gates or black bill broke bill gates something about him being Black Bill Gates or Black Bill, broke Bill Gates, whatever. And he said, well, to be fair, you are the one who brought it up. She goes, yes, but that was just in the hair salon because we've created so many jobs in Potomac that they call in Black Bill Gates. That was hair salon, Tom. It was in the salon. It was in the salon, Andy. I mean, you know, I didn't create it.
Starting point is 00:22:04 It was in the salon. Yeah, I mean, you know, I didn't create it. It was in the salon. Yeah, when she said that, I love it. Like, to me, that was like a nice, like, companion piece with Larry. I don't like how about me. Like, we were talking, we were talking about elliptical. If you talk on elliptical, it's automatically lighthearted, right? It was elliptical. It was a long clause.
Starting point is 00:22:22 It's a comedy. It was. You all get it. And Andy said, well, I noticed you changed it to Dr. Bill Gates. It's like, okay, another title he didn't earn. Karris just like trying to change a little bit. And you know, try to change it away. I don't know. I just thought it was funny. It was like, I heard it. And then he's like, well, what about Jizelle? Coling him on called Ben. She's like, I'm not familiar. And then I like Jacelle. Just goes, haven't seen the rice box? Haven't seen the rice box?
Starting point is 00:22:49 Yeah, another thing stolen from fucking real house was of Atlanta. It's like these bitches just sit there and crib notes. I mean, Shasha will literally steal lines from those people. You know, she's just like, I can't wait to say that one. Like, you understand we all watch that show as well, right? So I like when, just getting back to the house part. I like when, again, Jacelle is seeing all these reasons.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Like you should, you could've picked up the phone and asked me where I was, maybe you didn't do that, and Andy was like, well, they're your friends, by the way, do you hear this garbage truck outside? I do, what the hell? That's so surprised. I mean, the truck's out here.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I swear to God, they are like transformers. They come hell? That's so surprised. I mean, the trucks out here, I swear to God, they are like transformers. They come in and they make so much noise. I think a world war three is happening down there. But anyway, so Andy's like, well, if they're your friends, like, why didn't you tell them they're your friends? And Karen's like, well, you know, I had an argument with Ray just before,
Starting point is 00:23:42 and both my parents are sick. And she starts to cry like Karen You can't use your parents illness for a reason why I didn't tell them and so then she said then No, nothing's as classy as ripping out your mom's illness These is a lame excuse on a reunion show like keep it classy over there lady So then she starts saying that like amnesia her early onset of me said like 97. Yeah, yeah, and then she's like, you know, the reason why they moved to Virginia now is because, um, well, you know, I want to take care of my parents and they just didn't want to live in Maryland.
Starting point is 00:24:15 And like, why not Maryland? And she's like, well, you know, my dad's a farmer. Like, oh, like, what is it? Like 1878 over in Virginia. Like, they still have like pastures upon pastures. You know, like Virginia, I mean, those farms of Virginia, but I mean, for dad, like, has like a piece of straw on his mouth or something with a straw hat. So then, so then, it's like, it's a different Virginia, Andy.
Starting point is 00:24:44 Andy, you just don't understand. Att attractors don't work in Maryland, you know That's where the great Virginia Slim farmers are in Virginia and daddy won't go there You can't buy a John deer for your life in Maryland. That's what I'm saying. How about a John Doe About that Andy. It's like this makes no sense Karen and she was just so defensive like just going on about everything and she's like, well, you know, my parents moved and he's like, yeah, so that's great. Ray, huh? And she's like, oh, well, great. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:12 It was so good to come out about right. And she goes and Robin shares that it happened to her. I'm like, oh my God. And then Robin's like, yeah, and I'm going to me to so like I'm teaching my boys. Like don't rape girls like this show. Like that's good. I'm gonna me to so like I'm teaching my boys like don't rape girls like this show Like that's good Life lessons I guess I like like farm like like Karen's lying about farming Well to be to be fair it was the transition was actually a little bit more ridiculous than that because
Starting point is 00:25:48 They were still talking about um, you know Karen. Oh, so Karen didn't go to Jacelle's birthday. That was one, that was one Jacelle was saying, like, you text me saying, I don't want to see these happens, you know, and so Jacelle was like, Karen, Jacelle was mad at Karen because Jacelle told, a Karen told Jacelle that she was taking care of her mother that weekend, and then Jacelle's like, but I thought Karen was in actually New York and some work done. And then Andy of course, as soon as he hears the words work done and he's like, what? Did you get some work done? What work did you have done? Tell us all about it.
Starting point is 00:26:12 And then Karen was like, I had none. I had no work done whatsoever. What sort of work? And then just all that goes, face fix? Is that a medical turn? Face fix. So like, well, all these girls know I wouldn't be ashamed. I wouldn't be ashamed.
Starting point is 00:26:26 I mean, look, these girls know about Tiff and Feefee. Yeah. And he's like, he's that. And she's like, the skin girl. But it was after I was filming and he goes, well, did you have a breast reduction? She goes, I've just been working out a lot. And they're taped.
Starting point is 00:26:40 They're taped down. And you look at them. They're just taped down. You want to touch them at? And he's like, no. And she's like, well, no, you're not interested in Tiff and Feifey. He's like, I am actually. That's like the most interesting thing. This is almost as interesting as rape. Like tell me about Tiff and Feifey and then Sasha's like they look much Mother and then Ashley grabs her boots. Ashley grabs her boots and Karen goes, well, I'm having a moment, I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:27:05 My God. And then she goes, listen, you can go with me to my plastic surgeon next time. He's local. Which for some reason cracked me up. Yeah, because the big thing was that she went to New York to do it. She's like, we heard that you went to New York to get work done.
Starting point is 00:27:20 She's like, oh, how dare you, Tiffany, fear local. This is like very down Abbyby the way they're talking. You know, like, you know, you know, eating, having to go off to London for a few months to get a certain situation taking care of, you know? Yeah, she had to have like two babies removed out of her chest. Yeah, well no, actually, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:38 you just had the babies. Oh, I didn't watch that season. I just was watching. She got pregnant. Yeah, I remember the pregnant guy who went off to got lost in Germany and then she had to go off to the big city for nine months with her aunt. That way that she can have the babies and secrets.
Starting point is 00:27:51 And then she could bring the baby back. Everybody goes missing on that show. Whatever happened to that guy who got her knocked up and then left. Everyone's like, look at the season. Look at Edith. She's so happy. And it's like, God, can you guys let Edith be happy
Starting point is 00:28:03 for five fucking seconds? Of course, Edith is stuck like with some, you know, baby and the dad's gone somewhere He's probably gonna come back in a body cast and a face mask like that other one did The baby is Stuck the baby's being raised by the farmer down the street But the farmer's wife doesn't know and the farmer's wife is really mad and that you keep coming to visit You didn't catch a break even the farmer's wife gets a grief. And the farmer is Karen's father,
Starting point is 00:28:27 and they don't know, and they don't know, because he won't come to Virginia. Yeah. The wife is like, we absolutely will not move to Maryland husband. We were not going to move to Maryland with Edith. Why would we do that? Whatever, dickness idea.
Starting point is 00:28:40 So the next section is. I just want to say one last thing about the house thing. So after Karen does this, all this thing like, well, I have to take care of my parents in Virginia, and they won't move to Maryland, that's what they want. That's what makes them comfortable. That's what I'm a daughter at that, so then Andy's like,
Starting point is 00:28:57 so are you taking care of your parents? And he's just, I'm giving my parents that time to decide whether they need me to take care of them or not. I'm like, so you're not even taking care of them. So your sister is doing everything is usual. Yeah. It's basically where you're telling us. Yeah. So anyway, rape. Um, oh, good. So then we go on to the Jizzel dating montage, but I don't know, Ronnie, all this talk has got me a little bit hungry. Has it gotten you hungry? Oh my gosh, you know what? I'm so hungry. I really don't want to go to the store.
Starting point is 00:29:27 And thankfully, I don't have to. Because I have a box of delicious food right here in my home. I know, and thank God, because we were both traveling last week, and my fridge is a disaster. It's like full of food that has rotted away from a week of being unattended to. And this way, the last thing I want to do
Starting point is 00:29:46 is just haul myself down to Ralph's. I just, so thankfully, we got Hello Fresh Boxes, y'all. Hello Fresh. You know, my neighbor started getting Hello Fresh too and fucking loves it, because I was like, you gotta get, she was like, what's one of those? Bocfus, should I got? And I was like, Hello Fresh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:03 And unlike Karen Huger, his parents, hello, fresh will go to Maryland. Yeah, hello, fresh will go wherever the hell you tell it to. And it is delicious. Why can't you just pick up the phone and call me, hello, fresh? How about that? And there's three fabulous meals and they have these like color-coded menus
Starting point is 00:30:22 and all of the ingredients are color coded and it really is for dummies. It's shit you'll never buy in the store. I don't think, I think we've talked about this before, but I was like parsnips really. And yes, they are. And they're already portioned for you. I mean, it teaches you flavors. It teaches you how to cook if you're not really at cook.
Starting point is 00:30:40 And I just want to point out, it's also for not dummies because we both cook a lot and we have learned things from Hello Fresh and it just made life easier and in fact in the bonus episode this week we talk about cooking a little bit and I talk about how The the Hello Fresh burger recipe was really really good and I had wish that I had it on me when I was in Orlando cooking burgers on me when I was in Orlando cooking burgers. Hey, yes, delicious food, really good price. So let's get into the key talking points to Disgill Shelby bean. So basically you guys, hello,
Starting point is 00:31:14 I'm sure this is the freshest ingredients measured to the exact quantities needed for the so there is no food waste, okay. They also employ two full-time registered dieticians on staff who review each recipe to ensure it is nutritionally banned. You know, as the grand dom of Potomac, I am so grand domished that I even have food delivered
Starting point is 00:31:36 right to my doorstep and a recyclable insulated box for free. How about that? Hello fresh, it's now offering light summer meals and it's just introduced breakfast options. It's less than $10 a meal. I find it odd that anyone would not use Hello Fresh. That's not a talking point. That's your shush. I'll weigh in.
Starting point is 00:31:58 They did not. They did not mandate that we say that. Listen. If you want to be wild like Tha Th tha, then go to HelloFresh.com and enter Krapins 30. Krapins, oh, I probably should say that not in a shasha list, so you can actually hear the letters Krapins 30 to get, you know, you're $30 off your first week of HelloFresh. Yeah, if you want the list, if food in your stamp paint room that you won't grip on to the white couch Only the classiest box will do they'll go to hello fresh calm and enter promo code crap in 30
Starting point is 00:32:35 Why is everyone so concerned with one and I order from hello fresh America America me and Warner very happy with hello fresh We don't have to be married or in a relationship to enjoy our hello fresh box Yeah, you will not be moaning like Rob enough who ends an ad in Robin voice to me We do because we were told people respond more to our ads when we do when we do it with voices and we started We kind of like got out of the habit of doing them in voices, so Robin can even make hello fresh sad Hello fresh. Did you get any work done?
Starting point is 00:33:17 Little box is like no my Looks like it's great false. I'm sorry. All right, make it sense I'm sorry everyone my phone is ringing it's distracting me. I know I hear you fiddle in the way over there There was something you're like fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle fiddle it's my it's my agent. Oh my god stop moving that Mic around I'm not moving the mic around I heard this This yeah, oh you know what it was I was just moving myself on This. Yeah. Oh, you know what it was? I was just moving my cell phone off my table. Oh my god. Don't move anything.
Starting point is 00:33:48 You know what I'm getting you for Christmas? A foam table. It's going to be made out of foam. I'll take it. Give me a foam table. Wait, when did I just do to myself? I am now accepting a foam table. Listen, I have to swooped up my microphone.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I put the little thing on it, so you won't hear the p-p-p-p-p sounds anymore. I'm gonna get you some of those. I'll get a phone. Some of those tickle monster hands from the Bachelor at the tickle. I don't even know. He wears these big puppet hands that he's so himself.
Starting point is 00:34:17 He's like, look, I'm the tickle monster. Get it. He's like, bye, you're kicked off. Did he kick him off yet already? The guy's finally shamed. Yeah, yeah, so he's disgusting. Okay, back to the show. You guys serious him off yet already? The guy finally, yeah. Finally. Yeah. So he's disgusting. OK, back to the show.
Starting point is 00:34:27 You guys serious. So don't know what's wrong with last. Speaking of the bachelor's ret, Jacelle dating montage, Jacelle's dating Kevin and all that. Andy says, everybody is wondering about Jacelle's love life. Nobody is wondering about Jacelle's love life. Nobody is wondering about Jacelle's love life, okay? The most interesting Jacelle thing that Jacelle did
Starting point is 00:34:49 in two seasons is make popovers. I have to see only reason I can have stand turn out is that I now love popovers because I saw her making them for her kids. No one who makes popovers can be that terrible. Jacelle's doing that thing this reunion No one who makes popover can be that terrible. Jacelle's doing that thing this reunion, where she's pretending she's really nice and she did it last reunion too,
Starting point is 00:35:12 where she's like, what did I do? I was just trying to be nice, which is hilarious because she's an awful human being and then she's like, what, I was just trying to be nice when they get into the whole thing with being mean to Monique. I wasn't being mean to you. You just have to understand. You're new. So we were at that tea thing.
Starting point is 00:35:32 And I was just asking questions about you. She was like, asking questions. You were asking if I was homeless. You know. I. Monique is always ready to cut a bitch. Okay. Always. I Monika's always ready to cut a bitch, okay always and I just I'm trying to find a minute where you are I am totally lost right now. Um, I let me see. I don't mean you're talking about well here I'll go back because we'll eventually get to that I do love okay, so basically the first thing was
Starting point is 00:36:04 Ray was really mean to you and then they show, okay. So basically the first thing was, um, Ray was really mean to you. And then they show the clip of Ray, the race car, the race car stuff where he's like, now, you're not going to be this beautiful forever. You're going to be 75, 85. You're not going to look like this. You get me to get a man to take care of you while you still look fuckable. Whatever. Which is like the rudest. Like not only is it rude, but it's also one of the most besochinous things you could say to somebody. They're like, yeah, better get someone to pay for you before you're fucking old. And then he said, is is anybody else agree with Ray? And they're like, yes, yes, we all agree. Come on.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I know, and then it gets into the topic of slutshaming, right? About like, you know, like, hey, Shasha, why do you slutshame Jazeal so much? And, you know, and then they pulled up this quote that she said comparing Jazeal to Monica Lewinsky. And then, and then Shasha is like well first of all in my bravo tv.com blog I apologize to Monica Lewinsky because I don't know her. I'm like you're so stupid. Apologize to Monica Lewinsky. Let me tell you something. She has had an entire globe make fun of her for about 20 years whether it's right or wrong to do it,
Starting point is 00:37:25 I don't think you making an off-handed comment about Monica, I'm potential, and Micka's could be the thing that breaks her. What if it did, though? What if that was like Monica Lewinsky's final straw? She's like, you know what, I've taken a lot, but the real housewives of Pitcha, the bitch with the champagne room and a list is making fun of me. She's shaming me. She's shaming me.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Oh my God. But of all the city things that Shasha has said, making a 20 something year old joke, I guess the president getting a blow job really isn't that bad. Yeah, it's really not. I don't understand why they jump on that. a blowjob really isn't that bad. Yeah, it's really not. I don't understand why they jump on that, but Giselle, you know, Giselle's been victimized now. So she's like, well, I'm odon apology.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Okay. Okay, Giselle. So she's like, Monique says, oh, wait, hold on, you've become one. Okay. So then Monique gets on her because Jezelle is calling Monique improper, but you know Jezelle's like totally gross too and Monique says, you know I've really done appreciate being ashamed about my money and what mine my have or mine Me and my husband have or what I my husband is what is the right grammar on that because I'm making federal with Monique with Monique all the you know all bets are off but basically she was saying you know well because Jacelle had said I'm I make my money I'm not going to rely on a man to
Starting point is 00:38:55 make earned me money hashtag Ramona and she's like I'm not going to be like Monique who's married to a guy who gives her everything and so Monique is like uh well I think that Jacelle forgot that when you were married you, all the wealth goes into one place. So like, if he buys a car, it's our car. So I would rather be associated with my man's wealth than, you know, whatever 10% of the tax charity from the church that you get that sports you. That was such a good slam. It was such a good slam, but at the same time, Monique totally do not get like the fact that Monique was saying like, well, whatever, if he buys a car, it's our car. I'm like, I think that the Jill's, Jill's point is that she doesn't want to have to rely
Starting point is 00:39:34 on the tentacle of, of marriage, be like, it's ours. I know, but she's, I mean, I liked it, because Jill is living off fucking donations from people who give her her lavish lifestyle through her preacher husband. Exactly. No, Monique. Monique, she got her good. She just sat there like with her dumbfounded victim face. I was like, you're a victim. You know what?
Starting point is 00:39:55 You're not a victim now. But I want to already contradict myself, as is my right, as a podcaster, because at the same time, while like I just said that, you know, Monique, you know, she sort of missed the point about, like, not making her own wealth. At the same time, her point is from Stan, which is, like, it doesn't matter. Who cares where I get my money from, you know, it's our shit, and, like, don't shame me. Because I, it's like, if my boyfriend, you know, came home with like a lamp and I was like, cool lamp, you know, I wouldn't be like, I shouldn't have to feel some sort of shame because I didn't
Starting point is 00:40:31 buy the, buy the lamp, you know. Well, especially when like you're having and raising people's kids and stuff like that and that is a big difference, you know, a lot of times on these shows, it's like people like Jacelle who, and you know, I probably sound like people like Jacelle, actually a lot of the time on the show, which is probably why she bugs me. But when it's going on, like, why are you just with a man for his money and this and that? Well, yeah, but when you're raising a man's family, that's a little different. It's your money. It's both of their money. And Jacelle's thing with that has just always bugged me because she's never made her own money either.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I mean, she's on a TV show now, so she's making money. And she's coming out with this new makeup, I guess, which is making money. So good for you with your baby steps and all, but let's not pretend that you're like, you know, sell it a normal way, you know? Yeah, exactly. So, I thought it was divine. It was an Academy award winning reference. So fine. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:41:29 So then Shasha apparently had taxidges L that had called Giselle like a lying tripling bitch or something like that. So there's more. So we came back this idea of like Did Shasha cheat on Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that that resurfaced all of a sudden and then I'm so sorry to interrupt you But we have to point this out when she was going on about Monica and she said I apologize I a thermonical whiskey Oh Apologize to Monica. What about me and she goes I thought it was a funny pun and he says that's I don't think that's a pun And he says that's I don't think that's a pun. Yeah Stupid Shasha. Yeah, she said when you know, she told Robin I cheated on my husband and that's damaging and then she's all
Starting point is 00:42:20 Jumps she says oh, so that was the last you've never dated anyone else. Oh, okay, so that's what you're saying You never dated anyone else like she's trying to get her into a corner, you know, yeah Yeah, and she's like no, you're just trying You never dated anyone else like she's trying to get her into a corner. You know? And she's like, no, you're just trying to project that on the mind. In fact, when your preacher has been with Fapping out, what on yearly? There's a three and she's like, just like, well, that's not the word on my street or a road or any highway. She's just so kind. What about Elaine or an avenue?
Starting point is 00:42:43 Huh? Huh? The word of the bike lane is So what on the overpath is So Andy's like, well the internet is so excited about your popovers just kidding that's me Like the internet is so excited that you're dating now His name is Sherman right after you dated a herman. It's like Wendy. You're so clever handy Josh's like that upon Just a rhyme. Oh
Starting point is 00:43:14 Wow, he's really moving on that there man Closer I'm gonna move to the east side. Do I need to come out about it again? Asher's like a man Sir, I'm going to move to the east side. Do I need to come out about it again? Asher's like, amen. Karen's like, weezy. And Florence is just in the background giving everybody dirty looks. Word on the street is that Deacon Fry has a side piece.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Talk about Thrive cleaning. Flow, Thirco, back to Monica. Yeah, so Jisilles Deidigai named Sherman and he's sitting on the back, you know, and he actually put the lights on him and he's like, hi. And he's like, hello, I'm Sherman. I was like, whoa, it's a big bald race.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Like an old dude in the back. He's like, oh, so Jacelle. So anti with zero shame, as always. So Sherman, what do you think of Jacelle? I was saying she's looking for a man with deep pocket. And he's like, well, Bingo, he knows his lot in life. Like, Shasha is like, I don't understand it. Why do you need that deep pocket?
Starting point is 00:44:32 I mean, you only use room for a wall and keys. No, Shasha, it's a metaphor. Oh, found pain pocket. I paid. I like a man with deep pockets, so we can hold my fan pain. Why cry over spilled milk when you can fit a champagne bottle into a deep pocket? It's just so funny cuz he's like she's just looking for a rich man insurance like found one And she's like yep, I said it was gonna do it. I did it. It's like classy just out
Starting point is 00:45:01 Right while you're still fighting with Monique about she's just using her man's money. We fucking hypocrite. God. So then we go on to the Robin segment. Hmm. No, no, no, no. Like the different VHS into the recorder. So Andy is made make sure to play this clip of one going into the laundry room or whatever. And when Robin's like, hey, just organize your camp. Would you like me to wipe off your tennis shoes or whatever? And then one went into that like laundry room and hebins like, hey, just organized your camp, would you like me to wipe off your tennis shoes or whatever? And then Juan went into that like laundry room and he's like, I want to add a hearm. So sick of this.
Starting point is 00:45:30 And the producer said, um, well, do you even like Robin or whatever? I didn't quote it. And he's like, if it weren't for our kids, I would be out of here. So that's the clip that everybody is so. So it comes back and then Robyn's like, oh, oh, everything's fine. Like you know, we moved past the 227 clip package, right, Robin. So then Robyn, home, so Robin then has this like very politiciany answer.
Starting point is 00:46:01 She's like, well, one of my are spending more time together and growing and getting to a better place. And then he just goes, I don't know what that means. He's like, it's his penis inside of you ever. What's that like? How big is it, huh? How are your boobs?
Starting point is 00:46:18 Are they bigger now? What do your boobs feel like? Do you have a vaginal rejuvenation? Well, like, by a better place, what I mean is that when one's really wasted and he didn't get to climax with his girlfriend, had a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad that clip where he's like, if it weren't for my kids, I would have been gone a long time ago. She goes, that just sounded negative. What he was saying was he wants a relationship. So sad. And Andy said, but with you, and she
Starting point is 00:47:00 was, well, ideally, oh, good. And then Andy says, do you feel vindicated, Ashley? Now that you said her marriage was a mess. And obviously it is still a mess. And she's like, no, it makes me sad. It was cringy. When we watched it, I was cringing. It was like the first time watching Shasha learn what an emu is.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Ha ha ha. Shasha is like, is that? Sorry, sorry, I started robbing voice. Eemoo, as we all know, it's an electronic version of a moo. Bill Gates invented that. Dr. Bill Gates, you invented Virginia. There are so many cows in the farms of Virginia that he didn't invented the e-mew. Do you know how many farmers in Virginia that gave jobs to? We created a new e-mew community. It's a smart community for smart cows.
Starting point is 00:47:56 They send out e-mews instead of regular mues. You can watch your flicking etts on it. It's like, oh jeez. So, Ashley's like, all I was saying is that you take a back seat to one when he's around. And she goes, how do you know? You've seen us like twice, she says. I watch TV, I watch TV like the rest of America.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Karen's, Karen's like, as do we, which is why we have this marvelous new tube TV in the living room. It's fantastic. It has a 20-DPI resolution.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Good. So then, I mean, this is just like really sad shit about Juan. It's obviously still a mess. Robin's still not doing anything, but at some point she did say, why do I have to have a relationship? Basically admitting that she's not at all in a relationship with her ex-husband. America, I'm fun.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Woo. And she also gets mad at Ashley for gossiping about Juan so much. And she's like, I wasn't gossiping. I was merely telling people what I heard. And it's like, that's gossip. Gossip is a lie. No, a lie is a lie. And then Robin says that's a pun. Yeah, that's gossip. Yeah. Uh, gossip is a lie. No, a lie is a lie.
Starting point is 00:49:05 And then Robin says that it's so bizarre. A time. This is the prime. It's a bond, big pond. So then Robin said something weird like, why would you say that? You know, I could have flipped out a man of scene. And then one never would have filmed again.
Starting point is 00:49:19 And now she's like, that's not my problem. And she's right. Like what a strange thing to say. Like, oh, no, one might get mad. It's like, Robin, you were in a weird situation with this man. I would refuse to film. Oh, the ever charismatic one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 And as she was like, what she needs to do. I'm excited for it. So we'd have to. He's side. We also paint burns. Like we know you did. That's why you're still married. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.
Starting point is 00:49:51 But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking. Oh yeah, I have absolutely been there. We'll talk about what went right and wrong.
Starting point is 00:50:22 What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Yeah. So now it's the Monique segment.
Starting point is 00:50:45 And we see all the Monique stuff. And the very first question is Robin, I mean, Monique, Lorraine from Wishbone, Illinois, asks, since when does 9,000 square foot home become too small? It's like, for the Samuels. For the Samuels. Oh, my God. I'm married to the Jolly Green giant. Okay. We need a guest room just for his shitter. What do you want from me, lady? I like when people watch these shows and
Starting point is 00:51:15 then money shame. Yes. The women on the show. Yes. Always. And it goes, wow, you double down on that. And then then she goes the question is, so what do you think about your mother-in-law calling you a heifer on Arsenal TV? And she's like, well, I wasn't surprised, but when we were watching, we were sitting there, me and my husband were sitting there with our glass of camus like rewind, what?
Starting point is 00:51:39 What a camus. I don't know, maybe she was like reading the stranger by a camel and she mispronounced it. That's what I almost just said with Camo. I was like, really? Really? That is not pneumonia. I don't think Monique has the depth to be existential. Yeah. She'd be like, it was literally what was a bit called again? I forgot the stranger.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Les Changes. It's literally about a straight, you know, it's just a stranger. Yeah. Les Changes. It's literally about a straight, you know, it's just a stranger. Yes, we are the podcast that brings together the real house has a pandemic and camera. Which money goes for each of us. Money's money. Just sitting back there drinking in some existentialism while she's watching her mom. Why would I recall? I don't have a cough.
Starting point is 00:52:23 With that a cough. With battle pun. So, meanwhile, Shasha is having an existential crisis. Because she's just like, if I don't know what a pun is, who am I, the person? Vampain room. I was convicted of a crime, but I never went to trial. The champagne room is... Oh, wait, was it... I never went to trial. The champagne room is, oh, wait, was it was it was, was it was Camo the stranger or the prisoner? I don't remember. I read it in like, no, what was the prisoner at all think?
Starting point is 00:52:54 Because that was a mini series that I watched. Now I got to look it up. I don't want to start shaming these women for not knowing what kind of literally don't even know literature. OK, if it's a Sydney Sheldon reference or a Mary Higgins Clark reference, I'll get it. Otherwise, it is the stranger. Yeah, I wasn't going to try and make a joke about it early.
Starting point is 00:53:14 And I was like, you have no idea what that is. Like my best friend in high school was reading that because he was like deep. He's like, yeah, I can't move, bro. I was like, yeah, I don't care. Yeah, no, he can't move, bro. I was like, you know, I don't care. Yeah, no, he gets in the stranger. He gets this guy, like, gets convicted for death, or it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Literally, it does not matter. Literally, it doesn't matter. Back to the Heffro in National TV, and he goes, so you weren't surprised. You still talked to her, and she goes, well, the last time I talked to her was when I went and test drove a new car for her, and then I had it sent over to her
Starting point is 00:53:46 She called me and said she'd love me and just goes that was a year ago It's been a year since that happened. She's like, yeah But I'd love that she can still find a way to work her money into any answer. Yes Some classy. He's like, now Patricia from Peter Falls, Minowakis or whatever wants to know, don't you know anything about the Willard? Why would you wrap it, high T? Like anybody who watches Bravo
Starting point is 00:54:16 understands anything about the Willard, okay? It's not Willard Scott. Yes. I know, and then, so the mon... I'm in Monica, Monica, Monika is sort of saying, like, well, you know, I am from the music industry and you always have to be able to rap at a moment's nose. You never know what an opportunity will come. AKA, she's like, this might make it out to the show and get our deal from, you know, what's his face? LA read. So she's they're just so silly. They're so silly. And he's like, well, do you have a rap right now?
Starting point is 00:54:46 She goes, sure, I'm ready at all moments. I have one on my cell phone. OK. So she pulls it out and then just sell the great dream crusher of all time. But first, I want to talk about that tea. Because that wasn't about you having a lack of class. It was just you didn't understand
Starting point is 00:55:03 that that's how we are when we meet somebody and that's a classy thing to do. We just stayed out of it. What are you talking about? Because they had to, because just Ellen Sherees had to like squash their random beef that they had to start the season. And so she was basically saying, I guess implying that Monique jumped into this tea party and was wrapping and it really was not her moment. This was, it was supposed to be our scene of reconciliation and Monique made it her scene.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Basically, yeah. Yeah. And so, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I just was saying that, and I had no problem at the end of the Tea Party, and I had no problem with you at the Hook of Lounge. I had a problem at the Barbecue, and everyone's like, oh, shut up, just yell, you're full of bullshit right now. I wouldn't even play that one girl. And Monique goes, you're forgetting.
Starting point is 00:55:55 You need to do some brain exercise is what you call me dumb, and she's like, oh, I don't call you dumb. She's like, you literally said that girl's dumb, like 20 times, she's like, well, maybe I did, but she goes, look, I was taught young that class is when you go into a situation and you assess like, no, that's not what class is. That's not what class is at all. Yeah. That's like, maybe you take a class about something. You go in and assess. That's not what class is as a concept. Yeah. That's like what class, like a college class, like you go in and assess the course
Starting point is 00:56:27 that you want to take. She's like, I learned it college. I learned it. That's why I didn't take it. So she goes, I liked you after that day at T. I wasn't thinking ill will towards you, which I love Giselle's sentence structure. She goes, it wasn't until your party went south for me. And she goes, no, that was at the hookah party.
Starting point is 00:56:48 And she goes, then they get in the robin fight and how robin starts to ship it, then she pretends to be nice to everybody. But then when Jacelle's around, she's a total bitch with Jacelle. And well, but because Monique was mad, because now Monique goes on a tear because Robin was saying that she talks too much,
Starting point is 00:57:07 and she thought it was only in Jezelle. And anytime Robin talks to Monique about it, she always made Robin always made some like, it was always only in Jezelle's issue, but Robin had an issue about it too. And Monique is getting all mad, Mumol, she's talking a lot while she's explaining all this. Yeah. And then on top of that, then Monique is mad at them because she was like, you know, you're my barbecue and I left my kitchen to give you guys space at my own barbecue and you guys were in there and you guys were talking to you about how much I talked to, like I talked
Starting point is 00:57:34 too much and in Jacelle's, Jacelle's like, we were not in there to talk to you about you. We were in there because Sherees was having a hard day and we had called her earlier and then Monique's like, well, I called her earlier too. Well, I called it in Shasha. I was like, no one called me earlier. That fun. I was just a phyllipal.
Starting point is 00:57:53 I was just like, I was just waiting there because Shabrice was going to come and cry in any moment. And Shabrice is like, no, call me and just, and money goes, you were in that, you weren't waiting for Shabrice. You were in that kitchen because it was 90 degrees outside and you had a coat on yeah and you're just talking trash and just tell the strangest defense of all of us people go to people's houses and talk trash that's what they do and everyone's like no no that's not what you do so then is Robin Meanor just because she's a ranchist hell and
Starting point is 00:58:29 Sherees goes you're like mutton Jeff. All right, just so good. Who's who? And Robin's like no, it's just that when I'm around just so we do more he haunt We just got a lot of more he haunt going on, you know, hmm. I find it ah that's the Robin think is around the zone. And Andy's like, well, Monique, you may be right about the fish tank comments in your kitchen when you had seasoned all your own mac and cheese. But what about on your Bravo blog, when you, when you called Jazella mean old woman and said she had a girl crush on Robert and then Robin and Jazella Like both going after the lesbian thing
Starting point is 00:59:08 Robin goes whoa, that's nasty Just I was like well, that's the first I've heard of it I'm sure as if she doesn't like have Siri read her those blogs every time It's like waiting for the big lots to open so she can get the best sales That's unheard of you don't even know us. You don't know for Lesbians. Like, how about the mean old woman comments? I mean, I think that was probably worse.
Starting point is 00:59:31 You weirdos. And then it becomes a thing about is Robin somehow below Jazeal. I sort of I sort of missed where that money said she hangs out with people like Robin because she can control them. And she's she feels better than them. So she's only hanging out with people like Robin because she can control them and she's she feels better than them. So she's only hanging out with people that she feels better than and she can't do that around me. And everyone's like, well, I guess I'm
Starting point is 00:59:53 lesser than everyone here. Yeah, Robin. Okay. You live like two hours away in some sad little rental that you're probably paying for by yourself or your husband's off fucking horse. You're literally like below everybody, even Jacelle and that same something. And meanwhile Andy's just trying to move it along and like every two minutes he's like, let's hear the rap. Let's hear the rap. Can we hear the rap? Andy was becoming my mom at Thanksgiving. Like get up and sing. Everybody wants you to sing. And nobody does. Yeah. Like, oh, God. And it was just getting worse and worse, but he
Starting point is 01:00:27 got a hand at the Monique that it gets more and more awkward. And then finally she's like, Okay, I'm going to rap. Here's my season in and not share. Yeah. Everything went to hell. Ashley served e-mew and Shasha got a new view from her champagne room. Jazelle. She's like, I may be, I may be a whore, but Robin's still poor. It's like, oh, no, I love that her last line was about Robin. Yeah. And Robin was expanding her own face. And she's like, oh, not him, you know, I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman.
Starting point is 01:00:59 I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a woman. I'm not going to be a no. I love that her last line was about Robin. Yeah. And Robin is not expanding her own face. And she's like, I'm not him used. I'm not him used. Okay. I'm not him used. And uh, uh, Andy, we come back from commercial and Andy's like, well, uh, Monique might like to cook but Ashley's the one who likes to stir the pot. Shady
Starting point is 01:01:31 Is that a pun? I find it odd that I can't quite grasp the concept of a pun. Oh I thought this question was to caring because it was like, why do you guys dog her for her age? And I thought they were going to be talking about caring because they're like, why is that woman wearing a swimsuit dress up to her neck, waddle or whatever? But it wasn't.
Starting point is 01:01:55 It was about Ashley and Robin's like, she doesn't understand because at her age, she doesn't have children and she hasn't been cheated on by one 97 times. Okay, and she hasn't been cheated on by one ninety seven times okay and she hasn't had to move 12 miles away yeah okay like life's easy with an emi booker and until you don't know what having children is like and then Sharif breaks in and she's like you have if they're in your life that you act like an expert well first of all she doesn't she admits she almost brags about her issues in her life and asks
Starting point is 01:02:25 she's like, well, I take action. Action in my issues. I'm not just going to sit in a miserable marriage for 20 years. Like you guys, they can act up. I'm so mad now. Robins, like, why do you constantly slam me in my situation? It's not slamming you. You're sitting in a miserable situation for 20 years.
Starting point is 01:02:42 I don't even understand how much more clearly the woman can say it. Yeah, she's like, you don't even know us. You don't even you've only met one once. And she's like, well, I watch TV just like the rest of America. It's also how I know that family is fused. Steve Harvey taught me. And by the way, we're all in jeopardy. And by the way, we're all in jeopardy. So, yeah, they're doing that thing, which I think is really annoying, which is like, well, you haven't been in our shoes, so you can't give advice. It's like, well, she can give advice, just maybe with a grain of salt, or with some qualifications, but you can just totally dismiss something.
Starting point is 01:03:23 It's like a very convenient excuse to just not listen to any semblance of advice. I mean, you can't give actually advice you never owned a restaurant. You've never been married to a strange Australian man. So, you know, you get anytime, like no one has had the same experience with anyone else, but people can generally weigh in, I think, and then you take what you take what you feel like is necessary. Everyone knows what it's like to be mistreated in a relationship and hang on because you feel like you're never going to find anybody and have no belief in love or whatever. Like these lonely sad feelings that Robyn's feeling are you don't have. She's not like here's how you should press feed. It's not that kind of advice.
Starting point is 01:03:58 She's saying you're with somebody who obviously doesn't like you who's basically staying there because he knows you're on a TV show and you can pay the rent currently. And you might want to like have some more self-confidence and believe and love so that you can be happy, you know. I mean, Ashley is a little gossip and she went about a lot of things the wrong way and she really did have a lot of, you know, pleasure in Robbins. Yes. Bad situation. I'm not totally sticking up for her, but she does. She's not wrong. Yeah, and if anything, Robb and actually brings a unique, sorry, Asher brings a unique perspective that Robbon doesn't have, which is that Ashley's dad is not in the picture in her life. And so she knows what it's like to be the child of a non-too-parent home. So if anything,
Starting point is 01:04:41 she can sort of say like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure she's totally married to some 70 year old. But the point is that she can also speak to the fact of, you know, as much as we want, you know, two parents for kids, like sometimes, you know, a lot of people don't have the two parents thing and the kids turn out fine. They may have some issues, but they can turn out fine. I think that they probably have more issues being like in a household where the parents are like not together.
Starting point is 01:05:14 That can cause a lot of trouble. Well, the first season, Robin got away with this stuff a little bit more because in the first season, she's like, we're divorced, he cheated. You know, we still live together for financial reasons and to help raise the kids because we're still friends, but we're not really together. Now, I think she can get away with it. It's when she's trying to pull this like, well, it's my decision. We're not together and all I have to do is beat, you know, to side, I forget one when it's obvious that he like hates the very ground she walks on, you know, and it just, it makes it sad because she's obviously just being
Starting point is 01:05:47 desperate and in love. So you can understand it, but that's why people are calling you out, Robin, because you're shown a clip of your husband saying he wouldn't even be with you if it weren't for the kids. He would have been out of there. And then you're like, there's just because he doesn't like being on camera, that's what he meant to say.
Starting point is 01:06:03 That's not what we meant to say. Yeah. So then talk about Robin and Jizelle coming showing up at Oz and making a scene. And you know, Ashley sort of was funny. She was like, you know, you're calling me, you know, get out for whatever. But could there be anything more getter
Starting point is 01:06:17 than you coming in and putting your finger in my face in my business and trying to start a fight? And then, well, Jizelle's amazing defense, like a typical Jizel defense. She goes, well, you could have removed yourself and you didn't. You could have gone to a back room.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Okay. Like, it's not up to her to be the one top two. Like, like, it's not her fault that you guys came in and creative scene. And then Robin says, she was making a scene for
Starting point is 01:06:43 television. I'm like, you are the ones who decided to confront her in her own restaurant. Yeah with cameras and then like threatening to beat her up you idiot and she goes if you were really my friend you would have called and talked to me in person and then Monique's like well you could have called her instead of going to her restaurant. I mean really Robin and just like they're just the worst and they never have a good excuse for anything they're just assholes but they never have a good excuse for anything. They're just assholes, but at least Jizon shows up and she's like, what I do. She acts like she's totally nice and it's kind of funny at this point, but Robin, you
Starting point is 01:07:16 know, Robin just gets mean and then and he's like, we need a break to turn on the AC because Robin's hand is a fan and so they she thinks they turn off the cameras or whatever and she goes she's on to some other shit as she first she came for me and as she's attacking your marriage shasha and if I'm worn for the cameras I'd beat her ass at that party I would have put her ass in the head like no to beat her ass and she's looking those cameras were there I would have beat her and as she's like, Hey, hey, cameras around stupid. Is that a pun? So that was part one, which obviously we liked because we really got into it. We really like dissected that whole thing.
Starting point is 01:07:53 God, no kidding. But you know, the other thing that aired last night on Bravo was the season finale of invite only Cabo, which really became a big pleasure for us. We liked it so much that we went out of our way to watch every single episode and to add a little mini recap at the end of all of our Potomac episodes.
Starting point is 01:08:15 And we didn't have to do that because we already recapped so much and podcast so much. So for us to add an extra show onto our workload, we don't do that lightly, but we've really, really enjoyed invite only Cabo. Yeah, this show's so funny. I was like, I'm not writing notes for this show. I'm too tired and we're only going to talk about it for 10 minutes anyway. Four pages of notes late. No. I didn't write any notes. That's crazy. But it's hard not to because it's so entertaining,
Starting point is 01:08:41 and you want to like save every single moment. Yeah. Um, do we talk about on the podcast how we hung out with Emily? Did we talk about that? I don't know. I don't think we did because I think that wasn't that before. Was that the end of that week? I think it was. I think it was before the end. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:58 You know what it was? It was, um, it was after the BET Awards because you talked about going to BET Awards. But either way, we hung out with Emily if we did talk about it sorry She is fun and we're a big Hashtag dress it said hashtag black lives mobba BET awards she's so funny. We had so much fun. We went to Elkhom Padre first Me and Emily because you were at a birthday party. And then of course, she's looks stunning. She shows up dressed like she's going to,
Starting point is 01:09:29 I said, where are you going? Were it El Compadre, babe? And she was like, well, I'm going to take you to hang out after this with my girl, Joanna Kruppa, to the Laila. And I was like, I don't know anything that you're talking about right now. But okay, we'll eat first. And she's like, you're not going
Starting point is 01:09:48 to eat babe. And I'm like, no, I'd like to get wasted first. And she's like, Oh, you're not after my own emoji hot. So we just got, we just got, we just drank a lot at the Elkhom Padre. And then Ben came to me to say, Oh, and Joseph came to me to say, the famous Joseph, so hot and so nice and so cute. And we had the best night. We went to Delilah. Joanna Cooper never showed up. No, but I think it happens probably all the time. So thank you, Joanna. Yeah. So we go to this club Delilah, which is a, it's like one of the hottest clubs in LA right now. So it was kind of funny that Ron and I were there. And we both were like blue
Starting point is 01:10:24 plaid. We everyone was dressed all trendy. And both were like blue plaid. We, everyone was dressed all trendy and we were in blue plaid in jeans. And so we get in, we walk in with Emily and Joseph and it's really cool in there. It's like very 20s, you know, supper club situation, but I felt like we stuck out like a sore thumb and then we met this crazy lady who,
Starting point is 01:10:43 she like walks up and she had just come back from From Europe and so so you were like oh you were in Milan. What did you do? She's like I fucked Yeah, I'm my way through Milan Like oh my god. I love this vocal fried chick. She was hilarious. She's like how old am I how well do you think I'm how well done She's like 46 46. Yeah, well do you think I'm how well diamond? She's like 46 46 Yeah, everything's real bad makes up my hair. Yeah, even my nose like I'm Jewish girl, but I don't have a big nose Yeah, look at me look at how hot I am look at it. I was like this is amazing and Emily's like they do this thing that they record You know about shows?
Starting point is 01:11:18 I know it's like it's a podcast Emily's still like where can I watch you and I I'm like, Emily, you were on the show. Like, do you think there were cameras flying around your head or what? And she watched your show. She remembered the guy. And then that girl was like, oh, a podcast? Well, I'm a reality show.
Starting point is 01:11:36 Like, I've been on this reality show and that reality show. Like, don't you have MTV? And I was like, girl, I have lines. OK, I watch Bravo and Big Brother. That's pretty much it. It's like much it. Wow And in the owner of the club came by and he was wearing like an Asakhaftan and he like came by and like extended He's like nice to meet you nice to meet you was like he was like the girl He was the grand
Starting point is 01:12:01 Yeah, it was pretty funny. It was amazing. They were really fun, really sweet. I'm going to hang out with Emily some more, I think. I really like that girl. You know, I love me a crazy Emily. I've got tons of it. You love the crazy. Tons of the versions of those girls in my life.
Starting point is 01:12:14 I just love them. They have so much fun in life. Yes. And I really, I sent her a text because I was watching this this morning and I sent her a text that said, well, let me see it. One of her lines is, I need to stop drinking and start thinking. And I said, oh, my God, please never do that.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Yes. To put enemy asleep. Yeah, because a lot of this episode was the fault. We didn't talk about invite only last week because I was in Orlando. And then you were, you did some shows, but you, but the, you're guest hosted We didn't talk about invite only last week because I was an or lander. And then you did some shows, but you're guest hosted. They were like, I don't watch that. I said, okay.
Starting point is 01:12:52 So I think to just jump into on the second or last episode. So the significant things that happened last episode that lead into this one is that Larry's secret lover Corey showed up who is really cute but I kind of feel like he seems a little like typical like hot young gay thing who is just like gonna cheat on Larry a million times sorry. Well obviously he already has because Larry is like I know what it's like when you get you know hurt by a person and then you know it's really hard to like get over how that person hurt you in the future and like it's really hard for me to get over I'm like get over it he's blowing a bus boy in the back room right
Starting point is 01:13:35 now. Like I'm not trying to scare him with all sorts of commitment talk so every time I try to tell him I love him I be sure to do it on a litigle to keep it lighthearted But still like he doesn't love me back. I want to see this relationship cookie Which is why I wake if chef's coat without the sleeves on it. Yes So Corey comes and they got they get wasted and then Corey told tells Larry's like you know I never tell you this but but like, I love you. I'm like in love with you. I'm like, oh, it's love, dude.
Starting point is 01:14:08 You're just amazing. And then Larry starts to cry in the backseat and everyone's like, oh, Corey. I'm everyone's crying. But yeah, it doesn't count, you know? And if I have to tell my mother that one more time, it doesn't count when you're drunk, okay? And yeah, so then on this episode, you, you know, they're like, Oh,
Starting point is 01:14:26 Corey, remember what you said to Larry? And of course, like, no, like you said, you loved him and you're in love with him. He's like, I did. Why would I do that? And then as if he's been on this show the whole time, he goes, I don't remember. It's like everybody on this show at all times. That's everybody on Bravo this entire year. It's like I don't remember. I don't remember. The only one who has a right to not remember anything is Kamani who was hurled off of a speeding vehicle and has a right to claim amnesia. And yet she's the one who remembers everything. Yeah. Um, yeah. So he's basically like heartless and then everybody's sitting around looking at him and there's like, well, you know
Starting point is 01:15:08 Like I want you to rebel, but I also want you to like beat it Well, sorry, I don't remember. He's like, yeah, but like it would be a big great if you could like beat it He's like making me in it. He's like are feeding me? Because I said that after you would like, fed me, took me to dinner, and also bought me drinks on my, in your fucking mansion on the beach in Carboh. Exactly. Lara's like, could you least pretend to love me?
Starting point is 01:15:36 Because we're kind of sitting on a yacht. I just rented for you. So. I saved this sleeveless chef coat for you. So. I was really excited to wear this black sleeveless shirt with a white square in the middle. And you're not even saying you love me for it. So I mean, Larry, you're cute.
Starting point is 01:15:57 You got a good career. You got good friends. You could do better. What's the term that people are using about people like Corey fuckboy is that the new slang? He's fuckboy. Yeah, he's a he's a fuckboy with prime rib in his mouth. He's like a fuckboy He's like a you know having prime rib for the first time in his life and the balls on this guy literally I mean Larry has balls are huge. His literally his balls are huge. No Larry has rented a yacht for this guy.
Starting point is 01:16:27 He has paid for everything. He's brought, he flown him down to Cabo and he can't even think for one second to be like, oh yeah, no, I love you. Can't even, is that he does this whole thing like, well, you know how hard it is for me to be vulnerable. Oh, shut up. That is such, that's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so's so, so, right. This is not the bachelor at sir. Yes. And Jermaine says they go to this yacht that Larry rented. I mean, Larry really is a good host with some free shit.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Cause you know, that was all like, you know, no friend is going to be like, I got a hundred foot crews, especially to the one who doesn't buy his best friend a birthday gift ever. It's like he knows he's a Kyle Richards. He'll walk anywhere and get it for free. And I respect that, Larry. So he gets him this huge boat and remains like, oh hell no. It remains like all my life, I said, as long as I'm black, I'm not going on a yacht. If the Titanic can go down, the yacht can go down to, it can go down with ease.
Starting point is 01:17:22 And then he goes, this is every time I'm on this boat, the jaws music starts playing on my head. And he's like, da da da da da da da. I'm like, that is not jobs. Yeah, they didn't have the rights, because they knew like Spielberg's didn't come after us. Like, da da da da da. And that's like, that is bitty, bitty boom, boom. Jerry. Can't it's not. Da da da.
Starting point is 01:17:41 Da da da. No, it's not jobs. Isn't jobs on with all the hair? No. It's not that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's not not not not not not not not not not not not
Starting point is 01:17:50 not not not not not not not not not not
Starting point is 01:17:57 not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not� not not not up his nostrils. I'm like, what? I've done nothing wrong tonight. No one can accuse me of anything. Larry also had like a hissy fit at the end of the last episode when I forget what they're even talking about. Maybe it was about the Emily stuff with that goo because Emily and I goo got into a fight last episode. And then Larry does his favorite thing. He's like, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. It goes down to the tennis court. He's like, I'm done. He's like, when you're on litigal, it's light high.
Starting point is 01:18:28 But when you go to the tennis court, it's serious. I'm done. I'm like, Larry, you're the one who has stirred the pot all season long. Don't, you're not done. This is your work. This is your handiwork, Larry. Also, you brought a guy in like tapered jeans
Starting point is 01:18:46 that's wearing C-Phone kids. Like, I don't know how you expect him to treat you, but C-Phone kids, guys in C-Phone kids are never gonna respect you. There's just something about the balls who takes to wear those. Yeah. Ah, ah!
Starting point is 01:19:01 So the other thing is Emily is on her apology cruise and she's like, oh, you know, the enemy is gone. And I'm not going to make the animator the am going to be Emily. So I'm not drinking everybody. I'm like, uh, okay. Hey, I have to go. The thing is, the reason why is she saying this, like the umpteenth time, is because last episode she had to call Joseph and tell Joseph that she hooked up with Agu. Because Agu basically said last episode, he's like, yeah, we both, what transpired was that we had oral sex together and you went down to me and I went down on you and I'm like, oh no, oh god. So she calls up you and I was like, oh no, oh, God.
Starting point is 01:19:46 So she calls up Joseph and he's like, I hate you. She's like, okay, I know. I don't blame you. And then he's like, you're not to talk to him anymore. And he's like, no, no, you can't tell me what to do. You can't tell me. So now Joseph is that fault, which is hilarious. It's like I'm making your poopy emoji pillow. hilarious. It's like I'm making your poopy emoji pillow. So the thing is that Emily and Agu had a had a drunk and fight in the in the van at last episode because Agu now has done this classic man thing which is so obnoxious. He's like, yo, every time I'm trying to flirt with Kamani, you show up and you flirt with me and you seduce me like, oh, the woman is a doctorist, the woman just did it. Like, you have a free brain, free mind, free will. Typical.
Starting point is 01:20:26 And it's like everybody who wrote the Bible in one well-packaged man. I do. Yes. Meaning that in many different ways. Yeah. And Emily's like, this girl is on me all the time just because she wants some other take on a Chuckie cheese. You know, that's bullshit. Yeah, she wants someone to take a kid to
Starting point is 01:20:47 Chucky cheese that's bullshit, which a goo runs right over the commanding is like, well, you know, like You know what she was saying like she was like talking shit about how you had a kid and you're like a single mom Which is such bullshit because Emily wasn't not talking shit about the kid. And it was a funny line. Like the biggest dick on a pussy I've ever seen ago. Asked. Yeah. Yeah. She basically was. She wasn't. It had nothing to do with the kid. And I hate this thing that reality stars do, which is the moment, like you even mention a kid, like you'd be like, Oh, look at look at the
Starting point is 01:21:22 go. Look at the go and look at the go kid. And someone's like, don't talk about the kid. You know, it's like, you're allowed to say the word child and kid. It's not this different than talking about a kid. It's different than saying, oh, that kid is like this or you're a bad mom or that. It's okay to reference generally that there is a child. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Yeah, and it's okay to like want to have somebody to take your kid to Chuckie Cheese. I mean, that shit looks like it's cheap, but It's okay. Yeah, and it's okay to like want to have somebody to take your kid to Chuckie cheese. I mean, that shit looks like it's cheap, but it's not. I mean, you could spend a mortgage playing ski ball trying to win one of those big stuff to animal things. If you don't want people to comment on the fact that you are a parent, don't talk about being a parent a lot. Don't talk constantly about like, well, I'm reserved about letting you in because I have a kid. You know, I've got a kid and I, you know, like, I don't want to be hurt because this is
Starting point is 01:22:09 someone that I have to potentially introduce to my child, which is all fine and well, but then don't be upset if someone happens to mention, well, you know, come on, he has a child. Like, don't talk about my kid. You know, you weren't even there. You didn't hear it. Come on. Yeah, and you're so worried about your damn kids reputation. How about you stop walking around naked like in your fucking
Starting point is 01:22:26 You know, don't go on a reality out of it. I'm trying to fuck some model dude like come on get some self respect woman So yeah or do that do that and just be like She actually I mean I liked when Kamani was I like that she said hey, you know what? I'm gonna make him jealous. I'm gonna show him some side view. But then don't get sanctimonious about later on about the state of the war. I'm gonna accept you. Yeah, exactly. Be fine, like tease him, flirt with him,
Starting point is 01:22:53 and then like fuck him and be done. And be like, yeah, I had my fun, but don't be like, I'm gonna show him the boo, I'm gonna make him jealous. And then like, no, no, no, he has to work hard for this. Like don't, no, don't play that game. Oh, she's so easy There one way or the other one way or the other and germane like whoa that cuz you know germane and
Starting point is 01:23:13 Malakuth like the the Greek gossip chorus Yeah, the fuck a if you will yogurt The Greece yogurt chorus is like Whoa, you should have seen that fight in the car. The way that our goob let Emily have it. And our goob's like, did I not, did I not like lay down the law for her? Like you were a waste of it. And you were only defending yourself against her telling you off. So yeah, you actually weren't defending Kamani.
Starting point is 01:23:38 You were just, you were blaming Emily for ruining things with Kamani. So but then once Kamani hears that I goost it up for her, she's like, thank you. And then suddenly Aguil gets a kiss, which is so, again, it's so, to me, it just like plays into, like it makes me sad. It makes me sad, like, oh, all you have to do is defend you once to like the other girl.
Starting point is 01:24:01 And now he wins you over. I'm like, stand, stand for something, you know? Oh God, when she said at the end, she's like, you know, what I've really learned on this trip is it sometimes men are just gonna fuck up and that's it. I was like, great. It's like when that explains why you're fucking sad and neurotic and single.
Starting point is 01:24:21 That's what I hate. The free pass, that's what it is. It's the free pass that he gets by doing the most basic thing. You know what I said? I'm prettier, so I'll forgive him. Exactly, and that's what I hate. When I was on my flight to Orlando last week,
Starting point is 01:24:35 there were these two bratty kids. They were like five years old or something like that. And the mom was like a total west side Los Angeles mom, like from Bramwood, whatever, all kind of yoga, ask, you know, and just like awful. And the kids were out of control. They were screaming, they were standing on the armrests of the armrests, you know?
Starting point is 01:24:58 And the suitors had to be like, get down, you know? And the kids were out of control. And then as we were getting off this this guy who was sitting behind Was making pleasant talk and he just goes well, you know boys will be boys. I'm like don't say that shit No, those were out of control boys. So I hate the free past shit. I hate that be accountable Yeah, but at the same time I actually don't think that a goo I don't like that a goo blamed Emily But as I've always said a goo is I do think though that a goo was just trying to get some booty and like he's been right to do that.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Yeah, I have to point out that, yeah, and really all he's doing is just trying to get asked. That's what's so funny. He hasn't changed. He's like, I'll throw Emily into the bus, but it's still just to get some ass from this one before we go, you know. Yeah. I mean, it's so, it's so so see-through and Kamani's like, ooh, but I have to point out the Emily,
Starting point is 01:25:49 I was giving your shit about, oh, you asked her Ben, you're like, what was that thing of the hand between your pants? I think you asked her on the show. And she was like, oh, that was so ridiculous anyway. I was like, thanks. Like, what could he do? You could see the spanks on the TV. I was like, could and they showed a clip of that and she was wearing spanks
Starting point is 01:26:09 So every I mean I get that he's still like as a hands down her pants But they're making it sound like he's fisting her and like trying to pull her throat out of her vagina It's like come on everybody. We can all calm down a little bit. I love this show so much Like look I love I love how we can have these arguments about this situation. It's actually a lot of nuance in terms of slutshaming versus not slutshaming. Should Agu have been more mature or does he have a right to be like, I'm horny? I want to get some ass, you know, well, he needs, yeah, he has a right to do whatever he wants, but he's leading Kamanion, you know, she's pulling that thing where she's like, he's with you have to do if you want me and doing all of that. She's like, yeah, because I'm really after you. And then he goes and like, I think they're both, I think they're both being dishonest about what they really want.
Starting point is 01:27:01 what they really want. That's a bad thing. That's a bad thing. And I don't feel sorry for her because he's just a hot piece of ass. It's not like this is anything real. She just wants the hottest guy to like her and he just wants to bang the model as well. So I can't feel for people like that. And I won't. Someone I do feel for it, not just because we like her and went out with her, but we went
Starting point is 01:27:19 out with her because we like her, so don't get it twisted. Is the Emily really doesn't remember shit. Yes, come on. So they decide they're gonna do this cater dinner for Larry's last night, right? So, come on, he goes, yeah, you know, Larry's been so good to us. We really should show him how much we appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:27:38 I'm like, yeah, nothing like a day before thrown together catered. Part of me, for free to show someone how much you appreciate. So they get that all together. And so everybody's making it like a dress up night and Kamani's sitting there in the kitchen with Bianca and Emily comes in all dressed up and Kamani gets you look pretty and she's like,
Starting point is 01:27:58 Oh, thank you. You know, it's gonna be a good last night. Now that enemy is put away and then Kamani goes, yeah, well, I hope for your sake that this enemy is really put away because I heard that in the car, you were talking shit about my child. Whoa. And it and I'm always like, I don't remember. But to be fair, I understand why she doesn't remember because A, she was drunk, but also the Chuck E. Cheese comment was just like a throwaway line.
Starting point is 01:28:22 And it wasn't talking shit. So in her mind she's like Was I talking shit about the child? Your mind just like was I saying that kids gonna she wasn't saying something like that kids can be fucked up because the mom's a slut She wasn't saying anything like that So she's totally confused because she probably doesn't remember saying that one I just bend the look of fear in her eyes. She just starts blinking blankly and she's like oh I literally don't remember saying that. Okay, like literally I don't remember. She's like, well, you did and you cannot follow that literally anymore. And that's some bullshit. It's another thing you don't remember.
Starting point is 01:28:57 I'm like, she doesn't remember because it didn't fucking happen. Okay. And of course, Agu is in the other room while your main is like, I just don't understand why everybody's got to fight. I went on a boat. Can't we celebrate that? And Agu's like, yeah, he's just smiling while he listens to them fight that book or they just show him smiling like a cat got the canary. Yeah. I hope this show gets another season. It's so entertaining. So, so,
Starting point is 01:29:24 entertaining. I hope more people watch it. And you know, we get a lot of people who tweeted us saying I was not interested in this show gets another season. It's so entertaining. So, so, so entertaining. I hope more people watch it. And you know, we get a lot of people who tweeted us saying, I was not interested in this show at all, but then I heard you guys interview Larry and Emily, or you guys talk about so much, I decided to binge it, and I love it. Everyone seems to, who has, who has sort of taken the plunge, seems to really, really enjoy it.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Yeah, this was a really fun show. And now that it's over over we're getting the shots The shots are so sad that's a person I lost 20 pounds so I can't wait for Reza who's lost 20 pounds To put my back to shame everybody Well guys, this is a super long episode and we hope you all enjoyed it We gave a little extra little extra meat on the bones after our week off. So you guys have a great Monday. Remember go to ticket master to get your tickets for our L.A. show and we will be back tomorrow to discuss real houses of Orange County season for me. We'll see you then everybody.
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