Watch What Crappens - #56: To Sur Without Love

Episode Date: January 17, 2013

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From Wondery and Audible comes Class of 88, a new podcast hosted by Will Smith. Before 1988, a lot of people didn't take hip-hop seriously. But hip-hop today touches everything from film to fashion to sports. So what changed? Follow Class of 88 wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crap Is, a weekly podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love. I'm Ben Mandelker from B-Side Blog, who can also be found at B-Side Blog on Twitter. And with me, as always, we have Ronnie Karam from TVgasm. Hi, Ronnie. Hello. Hello. Ronnie is at TVgasm. And Matt Whitfield from Yahoo. Hi, Matt.

Hey, Ben. Welcome back, Ronnie. Yes, welcome back. Thank you, everybody. All of our Facebook commenters were really pissed that you weren't here with us last week. I thought they were very sympathetic. They were like, no, Ben and Matt, you guys were like really good, but we kind of miss Ronnie.

You guys are full of shit. Whenever somebody misses, they say they miss him. Last time Matt missed, they were like that. But you guys, the new year came with a new diet, and I got a little bit grumpy, and I could not even bring myself to watch the TV because that's when I eat Little Caesars and cry at the same time and cut myself. Who's Little Caesar, and what does he look like? He's so hot.

He's a short guy. He's hot. He's oily at all times. He's always ready to go down your throat. Is he Italian? Does he live in New Jersey? Does he have a daughter who has to go to the face? Yeah, so I couldn't bring myself.

I had nothing to say, so I sat out. But it's nice to be back. I haven't talked to you guys before. I haven't talked to you since 2012. Well, we're glad to have you back. And by the way, real quickly, Matt is at Life on the M-List and our show, our podcast, is at What Crappens.

But even more importantly, we have a great Facebook page, which is facebook.com slash watchwhatcrappens. Super, super active. Getting more active every week. It's blowing up, y'all. Blowing up.

You know, last week we said we wanted more people to like the page and gosh darn it, more people liked it. So thank you. Guess what they also did? They also came through. Whenever I make a request to hurt myself or start eating, the requests that I put out for iTunes comments always skyrockets. And so we got a lot of awesome new ones. We are five-star solid, motherfucker.

There was actually a lot of Matt love this week on facebook because for some reason somewhere it came through that there was some criticism of you matt but i don't seem to remember one one girl posted a little thing that i think was a joke but a few of my friends on the facebook page came to came and uh backed me up so i i appreciated that no i nor did i solicit it yeah because i was i was sort of amused everyone's like no don't make fun of matt we love matt i was like wait who's making fun of matt i know they weren't really making fun of me they were more just wondering what you guys were talking about and i thought matt was going in there and like deleting stuff no i didn't touch we all have people controls i did not delete anything i think that they just really missed

ronnie this past week but a few people came in and were like oh well you know uh sometimes ben and ronnie like to go on a tangent and matt is the only one that reels them back in i don't i don't want to be the school marm but i think that's my role it's elisa vanderpump yeah i am i'm the den mother well listen uh speaking of reigning it in i have to rein it in a little bit because I have to actually leave in 50 minutes because I have to go downtown on Little Caesar. Or actually, downtown Los Angeles. So anyway, we have a lot to talk about this week. We've got Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Atlanta, that awful show Vanderpump Rules. We're going to touch on Top Chef.

We'll touch on Million Dollar Decorator. We'll touch on Miami Lost Footage. Excuse me and the best show ever, Shaz of Sunset. And of course, Shaz of Sunset. And there's even, you know what, I'm actually sad that I have to rush us along here because there's a lot of good gossip that I don't know if we can touch on this week.

Yes, we can. Do it. Okay. I just read something right now, like literally seconds ago, right before this podcast in the New York Times. So we're getting classy that Lenny, Dr. Lenny Hochstein wants to tear down a beautiful like 1925 mansion on Star Island. And he wants to rebuild it with his own shitty thing. What do you guys think about that? Well, he tore down his wife and rebuilt her.

So he's good at that so we maybe should give him some credit yeah he he says uh well apparently when they bought this house they bought it sight unseen in part of a foreclosure deal i think they're just so antsy to get onto star island they're just like okay we'll just buy it and then they discovered that uh it required a lot of renovations but this you know the preservationists are super mad and he's like well if i knew it was historical i wouldn't have bought it so once again more idiocy in miami i say screw history i want to go see lincoln screw history tear it all down i don't give a crap tear it down was it i feel like there was like three other really good gossip pieces this week but i can't remember. Do you guys remember? I read a little bit. Mercedes, MJ, Bank Fraud.

Did you guys read about that? That's a good one. How old was she? We'll get to her age, because her age was revealed during this week's episode, which was amazing. What was the deal with the Bank Fraud? She said that pill popping was the worst thing she was ever accused of. I was like, yeah,

you forgot about going to jail. That accusation was probably worse yeah i would i would say so uh well what the basically what happened was uh she committed some sort of bank fraud and she claimed she was a teller at a bank and she claimed that these guys came in and intimidated her and made her make these deposits illegal deposits etc and we don't know what sort of deposits cash or semen maybe both um are you kidding it was sliders it was a slider slider deposit they were supposed to you know she was supposed to like you know uh check in like a good uh 20 sliders but you know there was some on the side for her

there always is some on the side they were representatives they were representatives from white castle of course it was harold and kumar they came to see mj mercedes mercedes um i have one little piece there was um you know this miss zanuck here um from the real housewives of beverly hills who is not getting that much screen time apparently she is taking to her bravo blog to trash some of her cast mates and um she is hating on taylor surprise surprise but who doesn't hate taylor so i'm going to fault her for that by any means. But apparently she's not getting a lot of screen time, so she's lashing out on the web. That's what these ladies like to do.

They like to lash out on the web. She apparently gets into it with Taylor because she's been saying since the beginning of the season when she wasn't even on it that she hates Taylor. So I can't wait to see what goes down with them. single girls we have to stay together we stay together where's our plane i am so fucking sure that that bitch ever had a plane she never had a plane did you notice that camille and uh brandy were both trying to like shake her off of them when she was grabbing at their hands on that couch. Brandy wasn't paying attention. Camille was like, yeah, see all you girls. Brandy was talking to someone else and letting her hand be clasped.

Well, at the entire time, Camille was like, yeah, us single girls, wait, I get to go home and get some big old hot man. Yeah, so why don't we talk about Beverly Hills since we've already gone right there. So this week's episode, once again, it started off pretty much with Yolanda fluttering about picking lemons from her garden. She is the Martha Stewart from Holland, according to Kyle. I need lemons for the master clan,

so I grew a lemon forest. I'm somewhat... I can't help it. I'm obsessed with lemons. Don't worry about the bees. I'm making honey. Bitch, you are not making honey. When she said she was making honey, that was the most ridiculous thing.

But Ben, like we discussed last week, the most important supporting player on the entire cast was there, Yolanda's refrigerator. That beautiful refrigerator and her citrus juicer, which as I mentioned on Facebook, is the same one that I have. She keeps it real. She gets the same O citrus juicer, which, as I mentioned on Facebook, is the same one that I have. She keeps it real. She gets the same Oster juicer

that us poor folk have, too. It's so funny that no matter which one of us posts on Facebook, I can tell who it is by their voice. I know that Matt is never going to post about how excited he is to see his juicer on TV. I know that that's a Ben post. Because I've given up drinking,

too. I just don't consume anything but air. Well, Yolanda, I love that she was making honey and pushing the master cleanse as if she's the first one who's ever heard about this stupid thing. Have you guys ever done the cleanse? The master cleanse? Right now? What are you talking about? Of course.

I'm on a total fast right now. I didn't eat yesterday. I just drank liquids. I'm on day 14 of a water fast. Thank you very much. It will change your life. You will know all your decisions and answers now. You'll feel wonderful. Clear it all out.

I write love letters to the bees so they don't sting me. That one's ridiculous and the master cleanse is like a thousand calories a day of pure sugar so i don't know that's the thing i mean people don't realize that the master cleanse is really just drinking water with maple syrup in it which is really not good for you and it also apparently gives you hella shit son yeah that's how you're gonna starve yourself yeah if you're gonna starve yourself grow some balls and starve yourself yeah well i love I love how she's like,

oh, and as an added benefit, you also lose weight. I'm like, added benefit? Isn't that the entire benefit? How is that like the ancillary thing? What's the main thing? Oh, and it also cures cancer. The only thing that cures anything is Kim Richards' life coach. What the fuck?

Oh my goodness. Well, that scene, that also inspired me to go on to Facebook and say that we definitely need to resurrect starting over with the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because to imagine Kim and Kyle stuck in a house with Iyanla Van Zandt would be my dream come true I don't put it past them they were on that stupid Fox reality diving series this past week they will do anything anything for a check. Oh, I recorded that. I still haven't seen it. Let me break it down for you in 10 seconds.

The girls didn't dive. All they did was jump off of a diving board. And Kim only did like a pike into the water. She didn't dive headfirst. Okay, the end. So hilarious. Both of them came in last place. Well, the best part is she probably thought she was at the Olympics.

And she probably thought she was doing the trampoline. That is very true. But the only person that should ever do trampoline are the Bolinos from Orange County. She thought she was actually starring in the movie Swim Fan. Which, by the way, that takes me to one of my favorite moments of the episode, which also involved Yolanda. When Kyle was talking about, about, she's like, you know, I used to think my sister was magic.

And Yolanda's like, aww. She's like, have you ever seen Escape from Witch Mound? She's like, no. Right,

it's like the accent died out, uh, no. Yeah, she's like all sweet, like, uh, no.

And she described the movie, she's like, oh, this is what the movie's about and Yolanda just looked like so bored, like you stupid Americans. What kind of movie is this? She's like, oh, this is what the movie's about, and Yolanda'll just look like so bored, like you stupid Americans. What kind of movie is this? She's like, when I was a child in Holland, our

children's movie only had to do with death and fatigue. We didn't have movies. We would spin a top and watch it and laugh. We would just go to the Anne Frank home and stare. Wow. Wow. I drew my own attic.

I would put on clogs and I would cry. That was my movie. So Yolanda is one self-righteous asshole. I'll say that. But I did love when this episode really got going in the Moroccan

restaurant which Kyle plans his dinner at a Moroccan restaurant no one wants to sit on the floor she refuses to use her hands to eat like bitch where do you think you are it's a Moroccan restaurant and they weren't even sitting on the floor they were sitting on benches and did you guys notice that when the waiter came around and handed them out chunks of bread

all of them looked terrified they all like were throwing the bread against the wall like, oh my god, get this away. Taylor's like, I already gained my 10 pounds for the season. I am not touching any carbs. Oh, none of them ate the bread that they were supposed to slop up all that food with. They're just dumb people. Actually, I have to say, kudos to What's-Her-Face, the new girl, who's named something, Zanuck. Marissa Zanuck.

Or as Kyle calls her, Mo- morissa who uh actually looked like she was having fun and you know she seemed like a good person and smart and i i wish it could have been us having dinner with her at dar mcgrib instead of all those idiots why was she bringing her um like husband and her brother though oh was it oh was it husband and her little brother yeah the brother i was like is she trying is she trying to set him up with somebody? Or is he like the new gay? I don't know. Why does she live in such a poor person house?

I know. She's a Xanic. What's she doing in that? Well, I had first thought it was Brandy's house, like that Kyle was picking them both up at Brandy's. And she just parked her Porsche out front. But I was like, what is she doing in this shed where the gardener should live? You must have loved it, Matt, when talk of

Brandy's leased house was very out there, because you're always complaining that Brandy has this crappy little house, and this is what I love about Brandy. She does not hide it at all. That was the whole talk. She's like, I have a crappy leased house. I like that they kept emphasizing that for

her to write a check for two thousand dollars was like a big deal i mean you know when you're up against the horrible maloof hoof i mean two grand for a poor lady that's a lot of money and how does she not have any lawyer friends that could just like deal with a simple thing yeah i mean doesn't she have like lady skills to pay the bills come on girl yeah why doesn't she like hit up sheena i'm sure she's taking a lot of class oh my god she looks like a tim burton character like she would know our brandy uh i don't think she's like into the selling selling herself what are you talking about ronnie she looks like she's from nightmare before christmas with that face come on now i love brandy but come on let's let's be honest. She ain't gonna fell on that ass.

But what does that have to do with her house? Everything. You want her to sell herself? Oh, I must have missed that one. She ain't gonna sell herself. I missed that line. Sorry. Ben didn't catch the drift that I thought that she could for money.

You know what it is? Because I mentioned Sheena from Vanderpump Rules and my brain instantly shut off that girl is dumb dumb the dumb everything about that show is done but let's get back to beverly hills okay so everything went down at the moroccan dinner and everybody's kind of started fighting with everybody else so um right before dinner was served, Kim turns to Kyle and decides to have a sisterly moment on camera where she goes, I think we need to like spend, I can't do the voice. So I'm going to leave it up to you guys. But she pretty much told Kyle that they need to have some one-on-one sister time.

I think we need to be closer because if we carry around, we can't not like each other anymore, Kyle, because it's not good, Kyle. Remember how you were mad at me for drinking and I was mad at you for being mad at me for drinking and you were mad at me for being mad at you for being mad at me for drinking? That was dumb. I say this every single week, but I'm sticking to it. I'm not sure that she's necessarily fully sober. There very well could be some of Mercedes's pills in her purse. But Kim not drinking alcohol really has made her see the light to realize that Kyle is a horrible fucking monster.

And add to the horrible fucking monster list Mauricio, who I now hate. Well, no, so here's the other thing. So Kyle's whole thing is, you know, I sort of wanted to do a dinner party do-over because I was so upset with the way the last one turned out. Why does she keep her husband on the show? Oh, wait, she wanted to prove to Marissa Zanuck that they could

all actually get along. That was not the case. Yeah, that's real sad. No, I think that Kyle did that on purpose because she wants to throw yet another party where brandy has to leave in tears because if brandy leaves every single social event she has to get fired from the show like she can't stay on the show if she can't ronnie that is like a really good possibility kyle's a manipulator man she is terrible and then she has marie show up to yell at brandy it's i mean she's just so painfully obvious while she sits back all calmly like oh that's just brandy where was faye resnick was she just was like the nice thing to do like invite brandy but not invite

faye like i don't understand i'm surprised she so was mauricio playing the attack dog this time instead of faye yeah okay exactly well the whole thing was a total shit show i mean everyone was wasted which was hilarious and i but you know what i loved i love when um lisa sort of called everyone else out for saying how about adrian and how adrian uh when adrian was attacking her no one came to lisa's defense you know or adrian is also the one who said let's not sue people and now she's fucking suing the poor lady yeah give it to taylor for for for pulling that one out taylor actually coming to brandy's defense i was shocked it was kind of hilarious ben because they all maybe because she was on her own side because taylor was the one who was going to be suing people yeah yeah but how but

how fucking funny was it it was like as soon as that came out everybody went around the room going well i'm still bitter about this yeah yeah that's exactly what went down a lot of those wounds are not healed yeah and a lot of it came from that lawsuit last year that fucking idiot taylor started that you know i love that taylor is such a liar that she doesn't realize even after watching herself on tv what lies she's told last year she said she had no idea about a lawsuit. She had no idea Russell was sending papers to anybody. She had no idea. And this year, of course she knew. She's like standing up

for herself for being able to throw a lawsuit at somebody. That wouldn't be so nasty. Camille is not having any of it. And I am so sad. I've said this a million times. Camille should be a full-time housewife. She has more screen time than Marissa and Yolanda combined. And I just love that Camille will pretend to be nice to Taylor, and then Taylor will say one thing, and Camille is like, put me in the confessional because I want to talk shit about this bitch.

Well, Camille will be a real housewife again. She's just not this year because she was going through her custody and her settlement hearings. Right, and as soon as the kids are out of the picture in the sense that that's all behind them, I think that she can come back into play. But, Ronnie, you made a point five minutes ago that was really good. Is Kyle trying to make Brandi walk away in tears every time, therefore no screen time, therefore she has to go?

No. We have not seen any fucking Adrienne Maloof all season long. Again, last night we saw her for four seconds on screen. Yeah. No, I don't think Kyle is trying to drive Brandi off the show. Well, what I'm asking is, is the end near for Adrienne? Yes. I think so.

I think people don't like her, and she's actually not that interesting to watch. And now she's barely making it onto the show, and she's making it difficult for Bravo, because now Bravo can't air certain things without having uh litigation going around and then on top of this this divorce that they're going through while very messy and probably good to watch on tv you know when you no tv network wants to deal with a litigious duo you know no i'm telling you right now that she's on the chopping block for next season and they are going to try and up um zanuck and make her start fighting with Taylor and then maybe bring back Camille as a full-timer. But I think that Adrienne has fucked herself right off this show.

Well, Adrienne really – the only thing she ever did on this show is promote her business. And now that they've all failed, she doesn't really have much to do. And she's apparently threatened to sue Bravo from the looks of it. She and Jill Zarin need to go crash a car into Shut Up Mountain and go away. Shut up! And add Maurizio to that. So let's get back to this fight

because there was some good shit in this fight. So Taylor starts, I love that in the middle of it, Taylor just starts going on her rant. Hey, I miss Russell. I hated Russell. God, I miss him so much. Mommy, where's my plane? It's so hard.

I feel like I'm cheating when I date. Bitch, you're sleeping with a married man with three children. Are you fucking kidding? You brought him on air last year. Everybody knows you're a man-stealer, and now you're sitting here. She is horrible. Oh, and this is another thing i have to say to you too someone in the comment said that you guys were sticking up for taylor last week

no what are you talking about i don't even remember what we talked about last week someone in the comment said you were sticking up for her in some way and i was like oh hell no no i mean don't get me don't get it twisted and if we need some clarification right now i'll say it i think it's hilarious that she had to sell her diamond ring or give it up to settle that lawsuit and that she still has a ton of money to pay on top of it. Guess what? She shouldn't want that ring. He was a terrible, disgusting person. She's a terrible, disgusting person.

And all she does is walk into every one of these parties, guzzle down three goblets of Sauvignon Blanc, and start rambling about shit that nobody gives a fuck about. I think Taylor's going gonna be out next season i don't see here's the thing taylor's starting to get to that point where i now i kind of love when she shows up on screen because she's always a wasted mess i mean she is that whole thing when she said us single girls we gotta stick together we don't have the met like that was i was dying of laughter a voice for me because i thought that the way she started to talk about like we're not gonna cry ladies we're not gonna cry it was kind of along the lines of kelly ben simone on the trip with alex mccord like we're not talking no be quiet be quiet ladies we are not we are not gonna cry i can't do it i'm not from the south i haven't

tried it before it starts to come out weird i just stopped it she's come too far to let go of this zip code oh she's a horrible horrible person i cannot wait to see her get everything she deserves i hope she just gets sued by everybody yeah everywhere she goes i also like a little okay go ahead no um there was also like like uh kim kim stood up guys think a little... Okay, go ahead. No, there was also, like, Kim. Kim stood up for herself a little bit tonight at the dinner party. First, when Yolanda tried to step to her and say, like, we were waiting for you at the juicing party. And Kim's like, ah, I'm not doing that.

I can't. My body. I can't. The body. I can only eat raisins. And chicken salad hand-tossed with her talons. I can only have tajin and with couscous

and stuff. She's already given up her main food. Wine. Stop making her give up everything else. Let her give up one thing a year for Christ's sake. But when she and Brandy started to get into a fight like that brandy i thought actually could have won that argument easily but it became just like well you start it no you start it and you start now you start first it was it was so it was so not which argument remember they were like because they were saying

that brandy just says things and she doesn't think about it right like the way kim was essentially bringing up the fact that um brandy said that she was doing meth and brandy was like actually i said you were doing meth but i really meant that you were an alcoholic and that was the truth and was like but you can't just throw things out like i do meth well then well so then so kim said you said something that you said something that was untrue, and Brandy was like, no, I said something that was incorrect. And then they went back and forth, and then it was like, Kim was like, well, you guys, I mean, Brandy was like,

well, you guys were coming at me first, and then she said, but you said it, and then, but you said it first, but you said it first. It was the height of maturity. It makes me crazy that Kim still to this day cannot admit that she was a bitch. Has she seen the show? I mean, she was so nasty that night.

She was horrible, horrible, horrible. She was the worst she's ever been on this show. She's also being a terrible recoverer because the thing that you have to do is apologize to everyone, and you have to accept responsibility that things that you may be mad at, you have to understand that because of your problem, you have a role in that, and you have to apologize.

Isn't that the rule? Good luck with that, Colton Nessa. Isn't that the rule? You have to apologize to everyone. Yes, yes. But she doesn't even see that she's doing it. You're asking me and Ronnie like we should know. Ronnie,

you are a heroin addict. Tell us. Isn't this how it's done? Now, Ben, I didn't appreciate you calling me a heroin addict, but I'm sorry that I was drunk and offensive enough to bring you to that point. Okay, that's all I can. And then I opened Ronnie's man purse and

black tar heroin came tumbling down. It's for the dogs. It's all, Kim. And then I opened Ronnie's man purse and black tar heroin came tumbling down. It's for the dogs. Also. It's for the dogs. Let's just be frank. Don't you think Kim was probably doing meth? I mean, where would Brandy just pull that out? Do you think that Brandy was just making that up? Or do you think that she really smelled it?

Or that she really heard that Kim was doing meth? Kim looks like she has wooden teeth from the set of Lincoln and you don't get wooden teeth from the set of Lincoln just by drinking gin and tonics. Yeah. She has a little bit of meth mouth. But, you know, it could have just been pills. Just your standard, like,

oxy, cotton, Ambien, Valium cocktail. Well, we haven't even gotten to the best part of Kim last night, which was when Taylor was whining about Russell and Maury said, oh, you didn't have a choice. And Kim said, yeah, she does. She could have left that marriage. Yeah. That was –

She was just throwing a zinger. I mean, what a great dinner party. Oh, and by the way, Mauricio, you brought up something interesting. And by the way, Mauricio, you brought up something interesting. Mauricio is so wrong because Brandy cannot just call up and say, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because Lisa and Ken had the right point, which is like if the lawyer is saying don't contact, don't. Like these people are trying to sue you and you're going to call up? That's like the worst thing. How about she shouldn't have to apologize for anything because it's fucking bitch Adrian Maloof. And guess what, Mauricio? You're friends with the Maloofs. Brandy's not friends with them. And she doesn't need to apologize for anything because it's fucking bitch adrian maloof and guess what mauricio you're friends with the maloofs brandy's not friends with them and she doesn't need to call

them the end the maloofs just don't need to be suing obviously he's just obviously going for maloof money because they've got so much of it and he wants his commission check i mean he's just everything he does on this show is to get money from somebody or something that's the only reason he ever appears on screen he is doing exactly what the Maloofs wanted Brandy to do last season after the reunion. They paid him to say those things and to make Brandy look bad on TV the same way they were going to be willing to pay Brandy

to kind of, you know, make their fight against Lisa kind of either go under the rug or just to make her join their team to fight Lisa. It's exactly what happened. Mauricio got a check for that. Well, I think that if he didn't like literally get a check, he's getting it in money from home sales. I mean, he knows that, you know, but, um, what was I going to say about that horrible, horrible man? Well, let's talk about him and how ken started to defend brandy which i thought was really in a weird fucked up way and i don't know why i'm saying this but i felt it was

kind of like admirable and i do like and i that ken is old-fashioned and that he does you know make a swing for lisa after 30 years of marriage and that he does come to brandy's defense and say look she doesn't have a husband or a partner there to kind of back her up and when you're up against the maloofs who are both fucking pit bulls with all that money, yeah, somebody needs to stand up for her. And Mauricio was just dogging her. And I thought it was disgusting and disrespectful the exact same way that Paul dissed Brandy. I feel like all these people treat Brandy like trash.

Just because she's an attractive woman who might have slutted it around doesn't mean that these other men that are married that pretend to have class can walk in and treat her like such garbage they are filthy dirty nasty men and the fact that she told him to fuck off was amazing and you know what and the truth is this i mean should she have said this thing probably not but you know what though had adrian just like waved it off and be like you know what she's a fucking liar that's ridiculous

moving on um this would not like even no one would even give any of this any like credence or ratio's wife is kyle and every time that brandy has gotten in trouble this season for opening her mouth it's because kyle has been prodding her to do it on camera right but what i'm saying is that adrian could have nipped this in the bud by not reacting as as ridiculous as she did and you know it should Brandy have said it? Probably not. But you know what? She probably wouldn't have said something that's libelous. And she probably thought she was in no legal danger by saying it. And she probably didn't realize she was starting a shit storm.

Yeah, but also, Adrienne shouldn't have shown up on screen talking about how hard it was to give birth. Like, and go on and on for 15 minutes. Because the more that we hear that's what it is the more i believe it because remember when they showed that dinner how closely they showed that clip i mean they showed her going on and on and on about giving birth and they showed everyone's faces being so disgusted by it and this and that and it just really makes me think that that's what it is now and if she doesn't want people calling her a liar, then she shouldn't show up in public lying about shit.

Yeah, guess what? It's fucking horrible. Especially after accusing Lisa of selling all these stories and doing all this and then turning around and doing that to Brandy. Why is nobody bringing that up? Because she's not Lance Armstrong. She just needs to go on Oprah and air all that shit out and she will be forgiven all right she's got bigger nuts than lance armstrong that's a damn sure i all right well we have to move on so um shall we move on where should we just continue on from last time we go to vanderpump

rules yeah no okay can i just say before we even start i am begging you guys i'm begging you not to make me watch this show again i can't take it it's too much it is really one of the worst shows of all time first of all i didn't realize last time that when when we talked about it last week someone on um on our facebook page mentioned this and it's actually in her bio too stassi the awful twat on this show and i'm sorry to use that vulgar language but she deserves it. It is totally valid. She was on Amazing Race Family Edition and I remember exactly who she was. She was a spoiled brat then

and she's a spoiled brat now. She is an awful woman. That was the worst family. They were horrifying. She's an awful, awful girl and she at 23 thinks she's got everything figured out. She's nothing but a cold bitch and I'm sorry if this sounds misogynistic, but she is just a cold bitch. And she's evil.

And Jax is an idiot for sticking with this stupid girl in the first place. No, he's not. That guy's fucking his rent. Well, that's true. That's not stupid at all. Good point. That guy hasn't had to work for years. That's the only reason I want to work out is so I can be a Jax and get some idiot bitch to take care

of me. But you know what though, Jax? Jax could fuck the rent of so many other girls. There's so many other options. Are you guys not at all disgusted that they go to places that we go? They were at Stout having drinks, then they were at The Grove, and made me feel dirty and embarrassed.

My favorite part was that they go to Stout, and he's like, well, I guess I'll get a cheeseburger a cheeseburger yeah congratulations that's all that there is on the menu yeah it's beer and cheeseburgers you asshole and then they go to they don't just they go to mixology which is this awful bar in the grove uh tacky tack and they go he goes he shoots he does seven shots next scene he's got his car keys out he's like okay i'm gonna drive you home and like this is like not even like mentioned like you're drunk or whatever he did seven shots unless they were like fake shots i mean it was no i'm sure he did seven shots he was slurring every line that came out and he was ready to go drive off i mean this is and this is what idiots in la do unfortunately this is not

like some crazy thing that we've seen uh in that stupid empty bar where that stupid party was uh too bad that the birthday boy on that i actually think he seems like a nice guy but um these guys are why he'll never be on this show yeah these guys are all douchebags do you see how fired up i am right now they're all douchebags the girls all idiots when they had the gay pride float and sheena puts some lotion on on jack's back and then all the girls get into this whole tizzy over it. Oh, my God. I want to throw them off the float and have them run over by every single float and every single marching group of gays in that festivity.

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Black is beautiful. Yeah, those I mean, those three girls. First of all, I wasn't here to talk about the premiere episode, and I won't go into it too much, but one thing that one of them said, that horse-faced one. She said that we're all hot. The one

talking about how hot they are, I'm like, oh my God. You know, she looks like that girl in the Looney Tunes cartoon who says, It's a man! You know who I'm talking about? I don't know her name, but she's hideous. That's who that girl looks like.

It's like, you are not hot. You are thin. People in LA, stop confusing thin for hot. It's not bad to be thin, but your face is ugly. Go back to Indiana and get a real job. That's what we said about Stassi last week, actually. We said that she's actually not that hot. She just didn't.

And I'll give her credit. She looks a lot better than she did on The Amazing Race. But she still has a stupid face. And she has an evil, awful personality. I'm trying to remember some of the terrible things that she did last night. I mean, there were so many. But she did say this. She said that she was like, I'm trying to remember some of the terrible things that she did last night. I mean, there were so many, but she did say this. She said that she was like, I'm an amazing catch

and I deserve so much better. So we asked on Facebook, what do people think that Stassi deserves? And we had a lot of quick responses. Meredith Sullivan said that she deserves a swift kick to the head, which I think we can all agree with.

Anna says that she deserves lice. Bev says that she deserves Slade Smiley. Alessandra Dreyer says that she deserves herpes, which I think she probably already has. No doubt. She works at Sir.

I like this one. Yeah,ax. I like this one. Yeah, she's dating Jax. Yeah, exactly. I like this one. Mark says that she deserves a cat face egg salad sandwich. I like Amanda. Daily lectures from Ramona Singer about not depending on a man. Holla!

Tamela says that she needs an STD and ride to shut up mountain i can't watch that show lynette to watch vanderpump rules over and over and over amen yes um ernie a feed bag um let's see someone kind enough to pull that entitled stick out of her ass yes i think that she needs to get a clue because when she was there saying like Um, let's see. Someone kind enough to pull that entitled stick out of her ass. Yes. I think that she needs to get a clue because when she was there saying like, why would my boyfriend of two years just decide to sleep in his truck instead of get in bed with his girlfriend? I'm like, he's not in his truck. He is fucking, he is fucking that other male model. Yeah. I also like when she said she was like, um, she was like, you know, I'm like asleep and

you're out like having fun. You're'm asleep and you're out having fun. You're going out. You're having parties. I don't get to do that. I'm in bed. I'm like, well, bitch, then get out of bed and go do that. What the fuck? No one's holding you down.

I like Siobhan. Stassi deserves to be on E! E!'s Fashion Police with Chelsea Clinton for Bitch Stole My Look. So on the money chris christa says that stassi deserves to listen to asa sing everything annoying that she says um bite your tongue because asa is a persian priestess whatever i like i like this one stassa deserves to meet 42 year old stassi a chain hash-slinging waitress at the Waffle House. Ooh. I like this one, too. Saucy deserves a quote-unquote fat-ready... Oh, wait, no, I messed that one up.

Sorry, never mind. I just like using the term fat-ready. Sorry, Susan. Okay, well, we need to ask this question. I think that our listeners right now hate Vanderpump Rules. I don't know anybody that's watched it that likes it. Ronnie clearly wants to jump out the window every time it comes on. Are we sticking with this shit?

I'm not. I mean, don't we have to for some Lisa moments? I would normally wait for a vote, but I will sit here and talk to you about it, but I'm out. I hate it so much, but it gets me fired up, so I think I will watch it at least

one or two more episodes. Yeah, I mean, I'm committed. I'm committed to make it background noise. I mean, it really is such a vile show. I mean, when you have to sit and watch Sheena and her mom from Azusa get matching tattoos. Don't even get me started. They are like the white trash Gilmore Girls with that nasty-ass little... Okay, ladies, If any of you have tattoos behind your ear, just end it. Just be done.

Just chop off your ear, Van Gogh. That is worse than a tramp stamp. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's like a tramp stamp for your mouth. Yeah. And I love that she's like, oh, well, I'm from Azusa. I'm from LA. No, bitch. You're from Azusa.

The only thing that's in Azusa is a car dealership. Yeah. Probably a roller skating rink and a hot dog stand. Right. That are totally in dilapidated states. By the way, Sheena, enjoy your youth right now because you know what you're going to look like when you're 38? Your mom!

It's not pretty. But it is very feathered. I think that's why she's dating a fat guy. I think this is the one. She's like, maybe if I date this size, he'll marry me. She's going to be working at a sunglass hut. She's going to be working at a sunglass hut

in Azusa with two facial piercings and four children by the time she's 35. I fucking guarantee it. A sunglass hut is vaguely upmarket. I'm thinking Mrs. Fields or maybe a Build- vaguely upmarket. I'm thinking I'm thinking like a Mrs. Fields or maybe a Build-A-Bear. She'll be doing

inventory of Build-A-Bear in the back room. Oh my god, with one of those weird harness back braces. Yeah, exactly. And she'll be dating some guy named Snake. She's not Mindy Cohn from Facts of Life.

Can we move on to a better show called the shazza sunset slash the diamond in the the diamond of bravo programming at the moment so let's give it up for asa's ass that was one impressive wow she got cakes she got wedding cakes those are like like someone called the guy from Food Network whose name I can't remember, which is a shame because it would have been a great joke. The cake boss? No, not him. Duff? No, not Duff. You know the guy, like the Israeli guy, who has a weird cake show?

No. I only watch the women chefs on the Food Network. Isn't that sexist? I'm like, men can't cook. Let's see. Asa's ass. I was kind of shocked and happily surprised by Mike's comment about body images. And I loved how everybody was so shocked that Lily is so obsessed with her body.

And how Asa was like, girl, you need some curves or whatever. I mean, I really wish white people could be like that because I'm starving. And I would really like to not live my entire life like this. That's like so Persian to have curves and not care. That's what Persian people do. White people are like, oh, I can't eat this. And Persian people are like, put some pomegranates and some butter on it. Clearly, MJ does not care about it because i thought last week when she was modeling the different bathing

suits i thought that that was like the shame level oh she took it to a whole new level this week when she walked in from smoking a cigarette on the porch and she was wearing that strapless black bathing suit and she and Asa, and she and Reza were wrestling on that couch and like her inner like thigh, I mean it was just, it was all on display and it was not in a good way Melissa Gorga style. The depths

of shame that she plunders on a regular basis, I mean she's like a shame spelunker. She just keeps on going down further and further into a cave of shame. Is there anybody in Bravo history that has embarrassed themselves more in a season and a half?

No. Not even Judice. I'm going there. Not even Luann? No. This woman takes the cake. This woman takes the cake, eats it, and then vomits it up

and eats it again for extra calories. That's how much cake she takes. She is making Snooki look classy, which is really impressive. So, are we gonna have to, like, sit through an entire season of MJ's The Drug Addict storyline? I think they've killed that. I think,

you know, because they tried to make... I don't think so, because they just found a whole thing of pills in her back. No, they laughed it off. They were for her dogs. You know, her dogs that need Valium. They're very stressed. Her dogs that are really 10 pounds, and I'm sure that pill would kill those dogs. Wouldn't you be stressed if your owner was MJ and you thought she might fall over on you?

I would be stressed if I was having 25 year old uh birthday parties when i'm actually 41 yeah oh my god how old was her birthday party it was not 72 well i don't know if she was saying that she was 30 or what the hell she was saying she was 37 oh really something like that either way either way she's a liar liar. She's truly a big fat liar. Sorry, neighbor. So, Lily, I kind of love that Lily has such a stick up her ass and doesn't want to get her $15,000 purse dirty. I thought that was

really funny. I wouldn't put that on. Could you not spill on this? This is like an airbag. Oh, at least you got all the germs off of everything. These people are, like, they are so fat and out of control. I, like, don't want to be here anymore. I'm going to go to sleep now.

I don't like the way drunk people look because they're all sweaty and they stumble around and they smell bad i like to look like this i'm gonna go back and just look at my dog running circles instead now what is that in the middle of her chest it looks like she's got like a gps tag i saw that i saw that actually in person when i saw Lily. It's like a big sort of like rectangle and I wonder if she had some sort of surgery or maybe that's how they got in to fill up her breasts. I wonder how, if she had surgery Ben, really, come on. Well, I mean like chest surgery.

I had a clavicle implant. I had a valve put in so I could just go in there myself and keep refilling so I don't have to go to the doctor. That's where I keep my law degree. Oh, my God. Will one of you please buy her crazy Tina Turner Beyond Thunderdome necklace because I'm obsessed with it. You have to buy it yourself,opie doopie goopie

um ben can you please just just work on this voice because it's like so 99 there and i'm obsessed with it and you really should just abandon candy you just need to abandon the candy i made such progress with candy someone said my candy was sounding good i'm gonna have a birthday party for my book well i'm gonna have a birthday party for my boyfriend. Well, I'm going to have a birthday. No, I'm losing it. I'm losing it. It needs to be higher.

There needs to be some higher squeaks in there. I'm going to get in that helicopter, and we're going to ride up to Todd's birthday party. I love when you said ride up. I thought you were going to say Riley, because she loves to say Riley. Riley. What are you talking about, Riley? Riley, you're just a kid. I'll take you to kids' nice houses that lose touch with reality. Hey, hey, hey, Riley.

See, if I bring someone over here, Riley, you're going to be like, why are you bringing someone over here, Mama? I don't want to do that, Riley. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. You know what? If she just recorded these sayings or we took them and just took them from the TV show and made an album out of it, it would sell better than her last record because I would fucking buy five copies. Riley, I got kegel balls in there, Riley.

Oh, did her record not sell well? Um, no. How's did her record not sell well? Um, no. How's Kenya's record going to do? Kenya has a new song out, doesn't she? Kenya's going to have a new song. Kenya's going to have a workout tape. She's going to have anything that anybody else has. She's going to have a wine.

She's going to have a jewelry line and a skincare line. Because if you want to have it, she's going to get it first. Well, you know what? Okay, yeah, let's move on to Real Housewives of Atlanta. Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. We have to talk about... Everybody's a bad alcoholic. No, we need 30 seconds., yeah, let's move on to Real Housewives of Atlanta. Wait, wait, wait. Excuse me. We have to talk about... Everybody's a bad alcoholic.

No, we need 30 seconds. Wait, Gigi's extensions. About Gigi's extensions and how her ex-boyfriend is hot and her current boyfriend is hot and I want to be in the middle of an Omid and that London boy sandwich. Listen, there must be something about munchkins in, like, Persian lore that draws these guys to her because i don't see anyone else liking this girl but even more importantly she was so proud of her party that could not have been the uglier ballroom it was like this brown room it was cheap and hideous just like her and the saddest part of the entire episode was at the end when she said i think that's the first time i've hugged my sisters since i was five years old wait i don't even think I hugged her when we were five. Just a touch

dramatic. It looked like it was in an airport lounge, quite frankly. It looked like it was at Burbank Airport. It looked like it was in the room adjacent to Candy's boyfriend's birthday party. Oh, and congratulations, you got Jenna Jameson, which means that Gigi's extensions are great for porn stars.

Great. You want to plug a porn star? Put in Gigi's extensions. Hey, here's a glass of wine. Hide that to plug a porn star? Put in Gigi's extensions. Hey, here's a glass of wine. Hide that sperm breath and come back and try on some extensions, Jenna. What the hell kind of star is that? Get the hell out of here, Jenna Jameson. She's the star of Zombie Strippers, an amazing film. You should see it.

Yeah, she's also the star of, like, Cox in My Face. Anyway, let's move on to Atlanta because we're running out of time rapidly. Okay, last week, Ben, you and I said that Atlanta sucked and it was done and we got some haterade on the Facebook page. Oh my god, I'm really happy to say that this week it still sucked. It still sucked and Ronnie, now you can

come back and fight us. That is the only Housewives show that doesn't hurt my feelings. It doesn't make me hate humanity. I smile. I laugh. It doesn't have a lot of drama, but it's so fun. How could you hate that show?

And Kenya's so crazy. Kenya's crazy, but I don't find her entertaining. She's just an awful person who's just crazy. That's all that she is. I'm glad you jumped Walter because there are all these rumors that Walter's gay. And in fact, one of our listeners, Michael, sent us that link that Walter on his Twitter, he follows someone called

like Dat Fine As who is like a DL bro which is not... I don't think most straight guys follow people like that. I love that our listeners, and thank you for that, Michael, are our secret investigators on the side of doing this the doing this like undercover brother work for us i really appreciate it yeah i think it's

great um what happened in this episode i mean just like oh there was all it was is phaedra having a donkey booty video with uh with her man and it's like um kenya just gave a ridiculous quote and candy's boyfriend swooped in at a quarter of the price. And they're going to work with Candy. Well, I also wasn't totally sure what the deal was. I think I zoned out for part of it. It was that they were going to shoot this video with a $100,000 budget, which was also hilarious. And by the way, okay, investigator listeners, can someone pull up some of Kenya's producing credits?

Because I would like to know what she's produced. I feel like it's nothing but straight-to-DVD movies starring Mario Van Peebles. I was going to say it was Jenna Jameson's Put It In My Vagina, but... Fuck my elbow with Jenna Jameson. Yeah, she

was going to try and charge $100,000. They thought it was ridiculous, so they were going to bring it down, but she got this distribution deal together, and she wanted 10% 10 of the distribution deal which is actually fair i mean she got the deal i think that's actually very fair yeah i actually was not sure what the problem was i actually thought i mean i don't know these things too well phedra was in the wrong ben phedra was in the wrong because guess what just because just because she thinks that she can do it all and be a lawyer and be a mom and be a wife and be a cemetery person.

I mean she can't do everything. And why not give this woman 10 percent to go hoe it out? Yeah, I was shocked why she turned her nose. I thought 10 percent seemed fair. I mean I don't know what Phaedra was expecting for Kenya to get in terms of money. Well, I think she was thinking the $100,000 was so high that a lot of that was going to go into Kenya's pocket, which it will, and that that was going to be her

payment. Right. Kenya was probably going to shoot it for $25,000, pocket $75,000. Why should she pay her a 10% on the back end in addition? That's true. Because, by the way, $100,000 is an absolutely ridiculous budget for a stupid little donkey booty video. Yeah, the models a hundred bucks to be there for a day uh phedra and her idiot husband are there for free and you just have a set that's like fucking what

five thousand dollars tops to build and a couple cameramen give me a break like ten thousand ten thousand twenty thousand dollars in posts you're done but by the way i did enjoy this episode because I feel like there were a lot of shots of Apollo's arms, which I appreciated. This season, they've let Apollo speak more, and I just can't be attracted to him anymore. Hey, Deja! We're going to do a workout video, Deja. Yeah, we're going to do a workout video. Okay, look. Here's our exercise.

We squat. He's like David Beckham. It's like keep your mouth shut and put your hot crotch on a bill exercise. He's like David Beckham. It's like, keep your mouth shut and put your hot crotch on a billboard. He's still super hot. Keep your mouth quiet and take your shirt off. Yeah, I agree. What else happened? Nene went to Hollywood

and she got her own trailer and she was happy. And I have to say, Nene, completely palatable this season. So Nene goes, like, she goes from my favorite to my most hated to my favorite again. There's no Sheree and Kim to get her riled up, and I'm getting really tired of this.

Raleigh? I'm getting really tired of her and Greg rekindling. Fine, I get it, but Greg is creepy. I am sorry. There's no way to cut that. He's creepy. He's the man who saved her from the stripping pole. He's her daddy forever she's got to stay with him yeah i don't know nini's gone from being like an awful diva to

just plain on boring plain out boring totes boring um and there was not enough porsche this episode we need much more porsche yeah oh my god hey how come there's no pictures of Candy when she's young? It's not her birthday party. Oh. So what is she? Is she like 400 years old or something? I love when I accidentally do my Audrey voice from the top of my heart. Hey, Mr. Muchnick. I'm Portia.

Hey, there's a plant. We need to get more customers! Okay, so fuck that show. Let's move on to Top Chef. Are you guys watching Top Chef? I am, but I am an episode behind. Around the new year, I fell behind, and I have a backlog. I'm two episodes behind in Revenge.

I'm an episode behind in Top Chef. I'm an episode behind in Don Abbey. I caught up over Christmas, and I'm obsessed with Kristen. I think she's going to be the second woman to ever win Top Chef. She's great. Which one is she? She is the androgynous Asian with forearm tattoos. Yeah, she's a badass.

I'll tell you who I hate. I hate the one who looks like a little gnome. The one who can't cook pork. He's gross with the little creepy mustache. Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah, he's creepy mustache. Oklahoma, yeah. Yeah, he's a problem. Well, that's, you know, they showed a picture of him in his past,

and man, that guy was gorgeous. I mean, that really just goes to show you, you think it's just a pizza, but that's what it turns into. Don't do it, you guys. Stay cute. It's a pizza, and before you know it, you're wearing a floppy hat, you're growing out a beard a beard you're twisting up your mustache you're getting an inappropriate ugly tattoo on your forearm are you describing mj or are we talking about this guy no mj mj mj never had a chance this guy was she does have a mustache that's twisted up she does have a twisted mustache so does that

girl from shazza sunset sheena they showed a close-up of her face singing and i was like wow what is this a western oh yeah yes she knows she is from azusa it's all the rage there to cake your makeup into your stash yeah they they grow them hairy out there gross the top chef i am absolutely loving this year i think it's one of their best in a really long time. And I'm loving the women this year. They are kicking ass. Yes, I love the South African woman. I was so scared when she almost got kicked off. I hope she survived last week since I'm an episode behind.

Well, her dish looked amazing. I mean, it looked so good. That Italian whatever, that northern Italian cheesy, bready. I mean, granted, I'm starving. But, God, that northern Italian cheesy, bready, I mean, granted, I'm starving, but God, that looked hungry, and I did not like Gail Simmons saying it looked like there was just a piece of, you know, cold-cut cheese. I know, it was my first time that I was like, Gail, shut up, bitch.

But I will say, I did not like the most recent episode where they didn't do Restaurant Wars the way we're used to them, where we have two teams of four battling it out. They kind of did individual Restaurant Wars. Wait, isn't Restaurant Wars this week week it's a two-parter oh did anyone go home last week yes who did go home last week wait didn't when when did bart go home a few weeks ago wait don't tell me because i haven't seen it yet so omg this is a podcast about bravo honey

fine yeah spoiler alert you're on the show with spoilers well well because the thing is we talk about top chef only like here and there and of course now we're talking about it more than ever as the one time like the one time i'm a week behind but you know what go ahead it's my fault this week they had to come up with restaurant concepts and they had to you know all cook for their concept and then the best concept went did the guy who was like i'm gonna make everything raw go home micah yes oh thank god what a loser first of all what a raw restaurant on top chef yeah people were like this is the show where you're supposed to bring your skills not just throw some raw food on a plate you dumb fuck yeah but also first of all he was so arrogant

i was really glad to see his ass get handed to him. But also, you know, raw cooking is not easy. Like, it's not just throwing a carrot onto a plate. If you've ever been to a raw restaurant, there's, like, so many ingredients that go into it and so much preparation. Let me tell you. It's an omelet, you know? And for him to just, like, cut up some fucking fish and throw it on a plate, what are you talking about, you idiot? I used to date a raw foodist, and I can't tell you how many different dehydration machines were running in the house at all times of the day. And he was busy doing that instead of me, and it was the reason we broke up.

Yeah, you know, it reminds me of actually a few seasons ago on Top Chef Masters when they had to cook for Zooey Deschanel. And she pretty much just wanted vegan, you know, or vegetarian-esque. I'm vegetarian, but I like better food than what they're serving. I remember they just served up a whole bunch of crappy salads. You know, there's a way to do the raw thing, the vegan thing, the vegetarian thing. Ben, you will watch this. Micah, all he did was throw five nasty different fishes on a plate, like raw chunks of

fish, and Gail was like, um, I don't want all these five fish flavors smushing together in my mouth. This is nasty. I mean, that guy was so bad that he saved Josie, and Josie has been ready to go home for a few episodes now, God bless her heart. I mean, I don't hate her.

Josie's from Miamiami and she's the one that's pretty she's the one that like came out and no she didn't come out like jodie foster she kind of came out and said uh micah by the way you're gay yeah she came she's a returning player uh that looks like fat goofy no i know she's totes fat goofy is fat fat goofy but everybody hates her i don't really hate her i don't find her hateable as much. But, God, she really, I mean, she served, like, really dry pork crap. And that laugh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

I can't even do it without going into Madison. But it's a really, really hideous horror movie. You could do it anyway. All our impersonations sort of flow into each other. No, trust me. It's better I don't. Okay, so... A few final notes.

Million Dollar Decorators Part 2, the finale of Lindsay Lohan. It's over. What a dashing thing we did to that pub. I wish Lindsay Lohan would come to this pub instead of getting into car accidents. Oh, my God. come to this pub instead of getting into car accidents oh my god and then walking into um what's her buns uh her remodeled house what is her name why can't i remember her name right mary mcdonald yes when they walked into her remodeled house and he was like hey it's like old baby chic yeah

yeah i i thought actually for a season perhaps perhaps series finale, it was a little dull. Like, I didn't really care about Mary's house, you know? And also, it was hideous. Her house ended up being really ugly. It was like her worst work I've ever seen. You guys, though, you still want the show to come back, right? Like, I'm so worried because the ratings are not good. But I fucking love this show.

When it's good, it's great. And when it's bad, it's just boring. But, like, it needs another season. I agree. I want a little more million-dollar decorators. Yeah, I've enjoyed it more this season than normally. Normally, I used to just... I couldn't even finish the first season,

so I finished it, so that's good. I mean, the whole Lohan thing was totally staged and fake, and this car accident. Oh, my God, whenever I'm in a car accident, the first person I think of to call is my decorator. What do you think about Catherine's take? Oh, what an ass kisser.

God, it was disgusting. That's the problem. Same thing. Wow, Lindsay. Oh, kisses. Ugh, get rid of her. Ronnie, that was an amazing impression. It was beautiful.'s gross um yeah i love katherine but i'm tired of her ass kissing um we need to not have any

more celebrities next season if there is a next season okay let's talk about um where none of us are watching patty stanger right are we done with that we actually have to start wrapping up so i think i mean we could talk about miami lost footage but was there anything i mean i saw i saw part of it i saw adriana doing uh some acting she is starring in a horror film and i cannot wait for us to have a screening of it and we're all gonna get drunk and make a drinking game you know it's got to be a good horror movie because it's got to live up to our standards standards standards all i'm gonna say is this half of the show was about her and half was about mama elsa and it's really a shame that this didn't make the regular season because they are the two best people on the show um i actually love her too i love her son i think that adriana and her son are

just an adorable combo and then mama elsa putting out her own coffee line and driving around in a coffee truck i could watch it on an endless fucking loop. I already missed that. Love you, Miami. Come home, Miami. Alright, well, on that note, hopefully Miami will come home to us, and

in the meantime, we'll have lots of Bravo to talk about next week. Oh, yes. Miami's been renewed. You know that, right? No! Girl, it's back. It's officially renewed. Yes. Yes. Alright. Yas! Well, this was delicious, boys. It was great talking to you. We should go to

Sir and celebrate. You know what? You know what I actually felt about today? You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go to Sir, only so that way I can say to them, I do not want to be seated in Stassi's section. Oh my god, you guys, let's just go next week and do that. I that bitch actually works there we should go we should go investigate we'll let our online users dig for trash about walter's sexuality while we go have drinks at sir we can at least go to sir lounge which means we don't have to have any of the food we can just

have some of the i imagine super sweet drinks that uh jacks makes, they're sexy. You know it. I know. They're sexy, unique restaurant drinks. Anyway, okay. So everyone, follow us on Twitter. I'm at bsideblog. Matt's at lifeonthemlist. Ronnie's at tvgasm. Our show is at WhatCrapIns. And definitely follow

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