Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

Episode Date: September 5, 2018

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie'...s possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:04:43 and it's gonna be a really small exclusive engagement. There's only 110 tickets, okay? So we're making a super intimate, super fun. It's gonna be our big Charleston show. Tickets for that show go on sale Friday. The time, I don't know the time just yet, but go to watchrocraftens.com, we'll have that info up. But yeah, Charleston, super exclusive engagement, not a lot of tickets on
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Starting point is 00:06:13 Thunder C word. So, you know, it's all just big hugs this show. Yeah, yeah, it has been. And where we pick up the episode is where we left off at 7 a.m. and Capri and Joao and Casey having this awful moment which I had blocked my mind and then I was like, oh yeah, this was happening. Where she's like, tell me the truth. If I hadn't gotten up from the table to look at the chair,
Starting point is 00:06:40 would I have been the one? And he's like, eh, I don't want to say it, but absolutely, 100 million percent, you'd be the one I'd be building right now. Ugh, and then she smiles like it's the biggest compliment she's ever got in her life. And he goes, yeah. I felt bad for flirting with Casey. Ah!
Starting point is 00:06:58 Ah! Ah! By the way, I'm debuting my impression of Ben's impression because it's so good. It's good, I like it. I like it. It's not bad I'm flating with Casey, but it's not my fault Casey got up and it's not my fault Brooks sat down, but once I kissed Brooke, he'd all made sense Even he spent technically he said I didn't ask for Casey to get up and I didn't ask for Brook to sit down.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Like, oh, like this is the hands of Faye just delt you this and you were just whoever, you know, it's not your, it's not his fault that, you know, he was ready, he was going to kiss whoever's going to be in that chair. And KC got up just a little bit too soon. It's like, shut the fuck up. What is that? This is why I don't go to restaurants with community tables. I'm not fucking the rando that they sit next to me. Okay, and that's it there I made my stance. I made my to our stance. Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:53 So yeah, I he just he really really works me like he's a victim of circumstance He's a victim of of fate and whoever was sitting in the chair What what what would a Fabitive Collins had down next to him? Well, I guess I would have had to make out make out with colors. My fault is that the colors had down next to me. Oh, little pig. So then anchor up anchor up case guys. Crew crew Sandy, Sandy crew crew and crap anchor up. In shackle shackle shackle shackle shackle. So while they're doing that, the kid the daughters are with their old man dad and they're waiting for the the trophy wife to come out and she's like
Starting point is 00:08:28 Dad where's Trisha And he goes I don't know getting her life together and then one of the kids goes yeah, she should start now So then down at the crew mess, Conrad is just sitting there gulping down some cereal and Hannah sits down and is like, well, honey, finally got my flight shit arranged because I had to change my flight from Prague to here. I had to change Prague flights. It was a real pain in the air. I finally got that arranged. One of the most expensive days I'm ever going to have. I'm not going to or not gonna have get it up with this every day about your fucking thing do you not remember being a total bitch counter him come on I
Starting point is 00:09:15 love you but come on with this I don't want to hear about your flights anymore I'm about to delete orbits just because I'm so sick of listening to this fucking flight information yeah that's just it was like I mean technically it's like still the same day as last episode But still it's like okay, honey Change your flight from at this point just go to Prague alone and just enjoy the city Yeah, just go alone. What what is wrong with everybody? And you know again I just sat suffer through five hours of bachelor in paradise this week but come on why is everybody so desperate?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Frog is a lovely place go there alone for fuck's sake. Go go to the castle go to the old town see the clock tower and then go to Australia. I mean yeah find somebody to emotionally abuse and proc it's not like Conrad's the only person on earth for Christ sake. I love that Conrad is just like standing his ground, you know? Cause he's like, I got it right. And she's like, did you know? It's like, yeah, most expensive vacation on
Starting point is 00:10:15 never gonna have. And he goes, him up, chicken, and she's like, full, Twiny. And then he's eating Cocoa Puffs, which makes this all the better. I don't know why, but it makes me so happy that he's sitting there eating kid cereal. Yeah, Jamie must love it also because he's just like,
Starting point is 00:10:29 the milk starts out regular milk, but then it turns into chocolate milk. It's a miracle cereal. So Hannah's like, well, Italy, the England's easy, but he's not taken into a camp that I'm going to Australia and I'll move to Randall, oh no, and he's like, you can't put it on me. And she's like, yes, I can because you're the one on eye and he's like you can't put it on me And shut yes, I can because you're the one who canceled so I can put it on you and he's like whatever You're successful so $400 isn't gonna mean that much So land the coca-puffs Land them into the sea and she's like well, honey if you're a gentleman honey sweetheart
Starting point is 00:11:01 You would offer to pay that but I guess not sweetheart sweetheart sweetheart and yes I will say, sweetheart, sweetheart. And he's like, keep dreaming. She's like, teach, huh, no? Also teach, huh, no. And also he can't be a gentleman and offer to pay that, because you know Hannah will snap that guy down money right now.
Starting point is 00:11:20 So just take it. Also, don't ask for him to be a gentleman when he's eating cocoa puffs in front of your face. It's a losing proposition. Why don't you for him to be a gentleman when he's eating cocoa pops in front of your face It's a losing proposition Well, I tend to be more of a gentleman with your KK pops So then the why finally shows up for breakfast and she goes I've never agreed more with a person in my life You know, I'm a glutton for cream cheese.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Like I love cream cheese so hard. Like cream cheese makes me so happy. I mean, I love it on a big one, cream cheese, a bigel, obviously, because it's like, that's its natural home, but I'll put on an English muffin. I love like cream cheese in an omelet. I want cream cheese. Like have you ever, I've had made pasta with cream cheese.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Like cream cheese sauce, cream cheese, and like with a brownie, I want cream cheese, like, have you ever, I've had made pasta with cream cheese, like cream cheese sauce, cream cheese, and like with a brownie, like a cream cheese frosting, like cream cheese makes me so, so happy. I love cream cheese as well, man. Pugs, cream cheese, I'm still used to. I am also drinking a very strong coffee and I also put rum chotta in it. And cream cheese.
Starting point is 00:12:24 And cream cheese, Cream cheese Chotta. Why is there not a cream cheese vodka? I mean, there's even a strupe waffle looker, which of course, I don't know if I how I feel about that. I feel like I want my strupe waffle just to be strupe waffles, not in the curve form. But at this point, there should be a cream cheese vodka that I was never ever order or use,
Starting point is 00:12:41 but just because it feels like the right thing to do. I feel like cream cheese deserves that, because it's so good to us. I'm actually okay with it not being a vodka, because I prefer eating my bagel and cream cheese and drinking vodka. And it's just too much vodka on top of vodka. I'm good with keeping them separated. I'll put cream cheese on it. Actually some, well no, that's blue cheese, because they put the blue cheese in the olives
Starting point is 00:13:04 for the martini. Okay, we're getting too far into the cheese. Why are we ever, you know, it's sort of strange Well, actually some, well, no, that's blue cheese because they put the blue cheese and the olives for the martini. Okay, we're getting too far in the trees. Why are we ever, you know, it's sort of strange that, you know, people love putting weird things on burgers. There hasn't been a cream cheese topping. You know, we put blue cheese on a burger. Why not, like a burger with cream cheese? I bet that's good.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Well, I'm not eating burgers anymore because I care about animals and I'm a good person. So I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna stick with that for two days and see what I'm gonna do. You are not allowed to turn my cream cheese experience into your food ink moment. Oh my god, I'm punchy today. Okay, so the captain's like, guess what guys? Got news for you?
Starting point is 00:13:41 Flatoo toys. Sorry, but it's a- Oh, we're gonna draw up two shackles. Everyone, two shackles. Hey, mom, hey, oh, they're on Naples. They can't see it. Oh, gosh. Hey, Collie, could you bring that anchor up to Collie's?
Starting point is 00:13:54 They come up in a little row about Collie. You're doing great. We're doing great with the shackles, Collie. Big shackle, Collie. That's all gonna call you now anyway, Mark. Dad and I just gonna go over the dark and watch the shackles from there Have a great time. We're so happy Oh my my dad you guys are two shackles. That's what you guys are
Starting point is 00:14:15 Who's this lucky to have a mom and dad like that? Two shackles more like two shackles. That's how much I'd pay to see them sing again. Oh, they're great So Joao and Conrad are putting out the toys and bonding now because then they both hate Hannah now and so Joao's like you're looking forward to time I Can't do it. He's like you're looking forward to time off did you cancel the trip? You really judged a bullet on that one, you know it is a Bob where we have bullets all the time Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho and they asked, but guess what? Bullets. If they had just waited, I would have bought the bullets for them. So everybody's putting out water toys and the music's like, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN D It is a heart. I've don't spend any bullets in mid-air, but my heart can't resist. The arrow of Cupid!
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Starting point is 00:16:12 So Brooke is setting up the table and she's like, This is the last time I shall express my heart and see rocks. It's my last time I've been making a telescope. But it won't be the last time I've been making a telescope, but it won't be the last time I'll be making a love-scape. This boat tour may be coming to an end, but the journey me heart is on with never. Oh, sorry. So... Let's see, the wife puts on this like skin type deathbecomeser dress. And she's like, Put your overboard, God, you're rid of her!
Starting point is 00:16:59 I know. And then Hannah's like, Well, honey, these gifts have nothing to side with each other, but if I were looking at a woman the same age as me bang and modded, I wouldn't have a lot to side either. I'm like, I don't think this woman is the same age as the daughters. Unfortunately, I think she's trying to be the same age as the daughters, but... She's close. I think she's somewhere in this weird middle ground that's not complimentary to anyone And the wife is like oh my god
Starting point is 00:17:32 And the kids like yeah, she doesn't even say oh my god. She goes oh MJ I'm like, hmm. You got the acronym wrong. Let's just try and say oh my Jesus, but who does that? Oh, I'm Jay like this is like L.O.R. Am I right? No, lol. Laughing out Ron. Laughing out rolling right guys? W-T-E right? So Adam's like hey, I just wanted to explain what you're gonna eat today yeah tomato kooly nothing's added to it cuz it's just tomatoes yeah nail it tomato nail did it nail did tomato nails and then the dad's like love the sauce did you not hear kooly sir it's a kooly kooE spelled C-O-U-L-I-S.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Yeah, you probably thought it was C-O-O-L-E-Y, like the owner of the abbey. But you're wrong. Oh, I'm Kool-E. So I'm C. So Brook and Strawh are in the galley and she's like, last night, I want to say I ever had. I'm gonna be curious. And Kasey's like, well, am I interrupting something? That's not cool at all.
Starting point is 00:18:52 They're both lying to themselves and each other. Why can't I get the food off this plate and into the trash can? I'm still standing here, darn arg. They seem to be really upset that I'm earning them while they're making out. Like, oh, Casey, Casey loved bands, but you don't have to stop on in the hand. Casey just finally loses it and starts
Starting point is 00:19:18 attacking everyone with the iron. She's iron blocking. So next up. The next up we see a shot of Sandy sneaking in some candy. She's like, all right, no cameras around. I think I'm going to have a Reese's pieces. There we go. I will never do this on land. Never. Never. You know what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:19:41 I never eat chips or Reese's pieces on land. Only here in Pazatano. So Hannah's clearing the dishes and stuff and she's like all plates cleared all plates cleared in the captains like this is the Hannah I would hire again this one right. What that was a machery that was machery. This is the Hannah I like the Hannah that sees me eating Reese's and doesn't tell us all All right time for the final savory course of the season honours and the wife goes And Adam's like oh
Starting point is 00:20:17 It's so I fish So I fish with dead lemon potatoes and tomatoes Because that's the thing around here. Yeah, I guess you can tell we're in Italy. Am I right? Tomato Joe, right? Regional tomato humor. And the family's like, whoa, wow, wow, whoa.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I love the sauce. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, you don't want more? Love it tomatoes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. The end, whoa. You don't have to make it. The end. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:20:46 So then, I guess it's after dinner, they're cleaning up the table. And Brooke is cleaning up. Mother in the last table Skype of the season. And Khan's helping. And so Brooke takes one of her butterflies and like fake butterflies and puts it in her hair. And Khan's, whoa, have a butterfly in your hair. That's hilarious. Hey mom, did you see that?
Starting point is 00:21:07 Yeah, Collie, it's great. It's a great butterfly. It's gonna be just like your wagon, Collie. Collie, tell her you wanna put a butterfly in your hair too. Do it, Collie. She'll like it. So she does, and then the music just stops So then he's like so
Starting point is 00:21:30 Brooke are she going on a trip with you? Wow, and she's like I shall I am And he's like hmm that's exciting He's like this is ripping my heart out. But it couldn't be happening to a nicer girl and I just want the best for her. So even though she's going to Florence the total dickwad, I'm happy that she gets to see their birthplace at the Renaissance because she deserves it. Hey, Collie, your heart was ripped out. Let me not so add back in, Collie. Come over here. Collie, tell her to check out that bridge and Florence. Tell her about the bridge. Don't worry, Collie. Florence also has a machine. Maybe it could date her. Collie, ask Brooke if she's taken a train to Florence because I have some recommendations
Starting point is 00:22:27 Collins fancy just gonna show up in Florence with the bruc so nice to meet Johnny Hi, I'm callies mom that's actually my name. I had it legally changed You can just call me see you What a coincidence you marry in Cawley. We met in a wedding band called the Future Parents of Cawley. FPC. Hey, guess what my favorite vegetable is? Cawley flowers.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Hey, Cawley, when you got that butterfly, I never mind that I was going to make a joke about it. Get a flower in your hair, but it doesn't make sense anymore, Collie. So it's a bad time and the two daughters are just shit faced at the hot tub. Dealing with like two days of trash. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:20 And so Hannah comes down. She's like, now I don't want to I don't want to wake her up, but we got to get it, be it. Okay, this is a dick. Right? This sooner, the sooner she gets to bed, the sooner I can change my flight from Prague. Did you hear about this, ladies?
Starting point is 00:23:35 I have to change my flight from Prague. Gotta change that flight from Prague, you know. At least you're taking your vacation, ladies. She's certainly wasted, sort of like the money I wasted. It's changing my thought. And frog. If go if Conrave was a real gentleman, he'd at least take half of you to bed. So she goes she actually says she goes, I should feel embarrassed for this woman,
Starting point is 00:24:01 but I'm actually just fucking jealous. Yeah. This poor girl Ashley, she's so wasted and she's like, she's like passed out at this weird angle. So the camera's getting her at this like low, low angle where she just like, she has like a quadruple chin because of the angle, the way she's like her neck is hanging over. I was like, oh, she's gonna be mortified when she sees this.
Starting point is 00:24:20 I know, bless her heart. And is it weird that I want to marry her husband? He's so cute. And he is cute, but he was also like, where was he? His wife is like, weezed it and he's like, I guess I'll come help her. Well, he was given him girl time. It was sister time.
Starting point is 00:24:35 And he doesn't want to, you know, he's put up with a lot of those too. That's true. That's true. You know, it's like, there are husbands get a chance to go play some Sudoku on their iPad and they're out of there. Yeah, he's miserable because behind closed doors all she's doing is complaining about trash.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Oh my god. He's the one that last week was just closing his eyes and eating. Yeah. Yeah, I love him. I love his ability to just completely separate from the situation and concentrate on the food. I meant you, call me. Yeah. So they get her to bed and now it's the next morning and Hannah's like,
Starting point is 00:25:08 today I'm an optimist. I'm optimistic I'll be able to change my flight from Prague. I'm optimistic that I'll be wasting for Hyundai. All right? I'm optimistic that that $400 that I wasted is going to someone who needs it. I just wrote Captain Eat cereal. I don't know why, but it's this show, so that's what you do. I love a shredded meat. So Colin is talking to Jamie. He's like, are you excited to leave with your heart broken? And she's like, well, you know, I'd look a bit bigger than my pinky toe. And he's's like I'm going to do bad angels! Big old bad angels those are my favorite things or his mom calls them bad
Starting point is 00:25:53 colleagues because I'm her little angel! The only problem with bad angels is sometimes mom and dad wake up at the present on their arms. Oh sorry mom and dad. Stuck in the middle of you. That's okay, Collie. They're still in the robot outside. They've just been there all night. Just like just rowing following the yacht from Pasatano to Naples. So the dad comes up to the kid and he's like, how'd you sleep? I heard you were up out there at the hot tub. She's like, shut up, you married a teenager. Fuck off.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Don't judge me. Dad. And now Casey and Hannah have a moment because Casey and Hannah have become friends because Hannah needs allies against broken Drowow. So now they're friends. And Casey cases like, it's the last day. Hannah's like, and you finally learned how to turn the washing machine on. So congratulations.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Yeah, I'm elated on thick. She's like, look at you turning on a washing machine. I'll tell you this, if you ever need anything from me, if you ever need to be suggested for a job, I got lots of connections You know if you need a restaurant call me. I've got lots of expensive scarves You could possibly ruin it really piss me off Look I've already printed out my reference letter for you and oh Oh god you iron this didn't shoot. Ah, yes. How can you tell?
Starting point is 00:27:21 Well, there's a big black imprint of an iron and all my reference so that's a that's a clue Well at least I'm not lying now about knowing what a nion is I Really if you like I've come so far I've learned how to turn things on and I don't really know how to turn them off, but I can turn them on I do know how to turn on a washing machine lady minute. minute, we're about to drown in bubbles, aren't we? David Casey. Can you tell me what a permanent press is? So they all get on their waist to say bye-bye and they line up and the dad's like,
Starting point is 00:27:58 thanks for the boat driving. And the kid says, we could not have asked for a better time. I mean, unless it was just us and our dad, considering that evil bitch is with us, we had a pretty good time. And meanwhile, she's like, thank you, thank you. So they leave. And now they're going to head to Naples to doc for the last time. And Sandy's like, you know, we start off as a two and now we're a 10 because you know what I got my toasts and that's all I needed. I got my toasts, my broccoli, my potatoes, my friends, you know, I'm a banana. But 10 looks three. I've been in a real chorus line mood lately. Okay, so the captain, she's like,
Starting point is 00:28:48 all right, everyone, we're a male out to get your fenders out. And Hannah's like, would you like a he and Jamie? She's like sitting there in her gone girl sunglasses, Hannah, where she's just like, gonna sit anywhere where she can give evil looks from behind sunglasses to conrad, as he works. And she's like, no say anywhere where she can give evil looks from behind sunglasses to Conrad as he works. And she's like, no, just look pretty there. She's like, I'm not doing that today. And then Conrad passes and she just looks like, okay, wait to frame you for my murder.
Starting point is 00:29:15 You didn't mean to go kill me, little Patrick Harris. So then, so Hannah, they get to Naples, they dock, and whatever. And then so Hannah invites Brooke to have a glass of wine on the on the on the bow. Like, do you want to enjoy, hey, honey, I'm being casually nice to you right now. Do you want to have a glass of wine on the bow? Be sunshine, be sunshine, we'll be friends again and talk about how awful Jowell is. Brooke's like, yes, I my heart, thank you. I'm a back skeptical after heart she's drafted my And Hannah's like she'll say it on cha. She's like, yeah, it's the people. She's aww. You're in love honey You heart him. I'm willing to put my entire season steps on him fucking you over
Starting point is 00:30:01 It's just just what it looked like Hannah was gonna be like, you know what, I don't like him, but I'm so happy for you. She's like, guess what, honey? He's gonna fuck you over real hard. He's gonna run you over. He'll be like a mech truck running over. He'll be like a plane from Prague
Starting point is 00:30:17 to put him without me just totally empty. Good God. Remind me they never introduced that girl to anybody that I'm dating, geez. And then Rick starts putting her hands over her face as she does. She just covers her face like a little kid. Like, I'm not here anymore. I'm not here anymore. But my love will never leave. And then she goes, well, I just, I just have to believe that what he's saying is true.
Starting point is 00:30:45 I'm like, why do you have to believe that? Yeah. Like, where, like, where did that come from? You guys aren't married. You guys aren't in a long-term relationship. He just like started kissing you three days ago. Okay. You don't have to believe anything.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah. And believe what part to, you know, I believe what? He hasn't even said anything. So she's like, I wish you respect my parents at the bad man hop and ask them as my friends you should support my and then it's like we have Tom will tail pet pet like well that's all the support you're getting from her absolutely and then Hannah is being kind of a bitch on wheels this whole past couple of weeks but at the same time like you're dating Joao like what kind of friend would support that?
Starting point is 00:31:25 He's a pig Yeah, I mean, I mean Hannah I mean in polite society Hannah should probably just be like okay, well they're dating now. I'll just like shut up and she'll have to learn her own lessons But Hannah's just like no he is such a pig and I'm gonna tell you over and over again until you come to your senses Which in some ways is honorable She's like Like you're an injured girl like you have to stop but at the same time It's like, you know, you're not gonna get through her
Starting point is 00:31:52 She's like a big piece of wood and you just have to sit and just enjoy eat the popcorn and watch it Fizzle out in a terrible way because that's what's gonna happen, you know So Jimmy's in the mess and she's like yeah, it feels like I'm going through all the stages of a breakup. Stage one, chocolate milk. Stage two, chocolate milk. Well, we know she's going through a breakup because she's like clutching a phanta in her hand.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I'm like, oh wow. She moved on to arm soda. Like, she is break. She's breaking up a chocolate milk and she's like, it's a breakup! She's like, her arm is shaking. The fan says, like, please drink me already before you crush me to death.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Stage three, regretting the chocolate milk. Stage four, be angry with the chocolate milk. Stage five, haunted down the quick bunny. So in the meeting, the captain's like, we made it. No one got fired. We were close. Ha ha. We didn't crash. We were close. Ha ha. We didn't meet chips. Just kidding. I did, but I would never do it on land and don't want to tell anybody or I'm going to switch from year to year. All right. We didn't have dinner, but we were close. Ha ha. But, hmm. It is this one job, but that's all he has to do is literally make us dinner.
Starting point is 00:33:08 That's what his job is. Mm-hmm. It's time for commercial. It's time for it. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle.
Starting point is 00:33:23 And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.
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Starting point is 00:34:16 So then they get the biggest tip ever, which is 20 grand. And she's like, I told ya, the total is better than last season. You know, you take my cheapo friends out of it and just look at the total. Now, you know, lucky I hate my friends, do ya? Yeah. And she's like, man, guess what? I'm gonna have dinner with you guys tonight. They're like, like moms coming.
Starting point is 00:34:37 There's a brand Zino somewhere in this town with my name written all over it. So then, uh, Dwiall and Brooke go and cuddle in a bed and she's like, honestly, I hated you for the first few weeks, but then I was like, I'm lonely and I have low standards and I have daddy issues and I just seek the approval of the worst people in the world
Starting point is 00:34:59 so that I realize, I love you. I know I have lows, but Brooke accepts. Ha ha ha ha. I know I have flows but Brooke accepts I'm loving Muppety physical Muppety It's a terrible version of yours. It's so fun. I wish I started copying you sooner But Brooke accepts those flaws like yeah until they hit her face. And so she's called the cock juggling thunder C word. She loves them sure. God, I can't wait for her to cheat on you.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Thank you Instagram for letting me know that that happened. Yeah, and I also, I hate like this, like, faulty exoneration that he's giving himself by just merely admitting he has flaws. Like, you know, I'm glad you were aware that you have flaws, but just being aware of them is not enough. It's like it's not enough to just be an asshole to flirt with another girl and to tell another girl you would have chosen them if they had merely sat next to you instead of broke. Like you can't just do that and and like and be like, well, I have flaws and that, oh, that's okay then can by all means continue flirting with with KC
Starting point is 00:36:05 and the thing and he does it for the rest of the episode where he's that guy is like oh oh chap it is great to hang I'm sorry maybe we had some issues there here and there but all good time wasn't it like no it wasn't you were fucking prick to everybody on this boat and now you're gonna leave with the hug and a smile like see you soon no douche yeah like in the late 90s there was this random Comedy show that was on I think was syndicated where I forget the name of the guy He was then he went later on to be the star of some of the beach He's like a comic guy. I thought I figured you might know him, but
Starting point is 00:36:42 He he had this parody show. It was a parody of talk shows, and it was on like at random times, and he would be like a sort of like a filled on and he would kind of character, and he would always have these like shitty guests, and it was all scripted, and he had this one guy who'd come on,
Starting point is 00:36:57 and I always remember it where this guy would just say, I'm sick, I need help, like everything. So you like screwed like three women and had babies with five of them, like what do you say to that? He'd be like, I'm sick, I need help, like everything. So you like screwed like three women and had babies with five of them. Like, what do you say to that? I'm sick, I need help. You know, it was like, and I always talk with me because it's kind of, it was a joke, but it's kind of what people do. It's like, oh, I'll just, I'll admit some sort of like that I'm flawed and that's good
Starting point is 00:37:18 enough. And it's like, no, you can't just say, I'm sick, I need help. Like you, you're all. You're all. You are. You are. Yeah. This is a very way to put it. Like you, you're a- You can't help. Yeah, you're terrible. Yeah. This is a very way to put it. It's very apt because you're out of the piece of shit.
Starting point is 00:37:30 Yeah, he's the anti-cream cheese. So they're in it. He's new chateau. He's new chateau. You're like, oh, this looks like- Fuck that cheese, by the way. Fuck that cheese. I fell into that Weight Watchers trap.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Fuck you, powdery cheese. It is powdery. And you know what I'm saying? I'm saying, I'm acting like you're fancier than cream cheese. No, you're not. You're a powdery, disgusting cheese, and fuck you and the goat you came out of. My mom would always buy,
Starting point is 00:37:57 well, I don't, I'm not gonna just put it on my mom. My mom and my dad would always buy a new chit-tale cheese. Like, and so I just sort of became accustomed to that's what cream cheese is like. And then like I became an adult and I was like, whoa cream cheese. And now I can knock up our new chitelle ever ever. Yeah. Do you resent your parents? Like I resent your parents for that and like they're not even mine. They were trying to do what was best for our help. I mean, it is a little healthier. It's a third less fat. But like, I don't know. I feel like, Jouaou is the new chatelle cheese of this cast, you know? He's full on new chatelle, like crumbly and dry, doesn't spread as nicely.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah, but, you know, he apologizes. At least new fattel, like, has the balls to just be who it is, not give a fuck. Elite new chatelle is trying to be good for us at the very least it's trying yeah Newfittell's like it's not I didn't ask who got to pick me up out of the store I didn't ask who is put next to me on the on the counter Okay, so throughout is yeah, I'm broke. I wouldn't know where I'm like pretend that didn't happen Okay, no, I got like, I got like, I started to really like think about that cheese.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I was like, you were speaking and I was like, I went into like a Jamie, like, chocolate milk breakup thing. I was like, what is the deal with that cheese? Why do we have, why are, what? I think I summed up my feelings pretty well. Fuck you, cheese. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, cheese. Fuck you, juau cheese.
Starting point is 00:39:25 So then we know Doom is coming because everybody's getting ready to go out and hand it goes, oh I mean, it's such a good mid. I just hope no honey messes it up, honey. Somewhere we just hear the Takata. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm entering me, hey, I'm sister stop. And then Conrad's like, I'm gonna open this bottle of samples.
Starting point is 00:40:07 And he opens it perfectly, by the way, because nothing spilled out. And then he goes, whips, I did it wrong. So it's like, what? You did it correctly, sir. You opened it about spraying it everywhere. That's actually how you open a bottle of champagne. I was confused as to why they were laughing at it.
Starting point is 00:40:23 And I was like, I thought you did a pretty nice job with that and it's like so glad we let you open it like Hannah There was also literally how you open it Oh, I see you have no problem of being a bottle of champagne But you have a problem opening up your pocketbook to pay for my ticket from frog Yeah, she's like let me show you here to do this. She just takes the bottle and like breaks the end off on the edge of the bed. All right, I'll show you how to open up some champagne. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Oh, did I say champagne? I meant how to change a ticket from Frog. I'd like a glass of a change planes, please.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I'd like a glass of a change planes, please The title I want to tell be serving this on the flight I won't be taking from Prague So Colin's like guess what guys I wrote a rap The mom's be boxing down on the robot Remotors like boom a boom a boom a boom okay I don't know how anyone's even listening to this. I'm just giggling to the whole thing. What are we doing? We are just like We are bonkers. I mean this room Chata. I'm gonna blame the room Chata. I mean we literally I can't it's like the end of the load Dex we have to save her every single moment so he does this rap and he's like I'm really white and that's really Thai and Hannah's up and Anna and Colin wears I don't know
Starting point is 00:42:02 I don't know. Did you write me a deal? No, I'm with my boy, but I'm looking a little thinner. Maybe that's because you never make a sunny dinner. I'll make you a lasagna, Collie. Don't worry about it. Do you hear my chair creaking every time I've been back to be Collie's mom? Yes, and I keep reaching for my cigarettes
Starting point is 00:42:17 because it sounds like my screen door opening. It's my shadowed bedore chair. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! not. It's my shadowed by door chair. Yeah, so he wraps. Okay, stop. Watch your wrappings now with Foley. Dave Foley, what a talent. So he does his wrap. He's like, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm a good guy, but I can't even stop Rick from getting drunk and crying. I like he opens up his rap in like the widest way possible. He's like, all crew, all crew, Mike check one, two. I wrote this final rhyme from me to you. Mike check, Mike check, one, one, two. I don't think that's, I don't think that's been a current phrase in rap in the battle
Starting point is 00:43:12 if you take it, if ever. I'm really hungry. I could use a slider, but hey, all rap, there's nothing glider. Uh, so let's see. Oh, I'm all this workings make me sleep like a log. I wonder what Hannah's gonna do with that flight from Prague. Hey, Jill, you honey. Sweetheart, you better remove that this from your steep little grip. The die, the coley died.
Starting point is 00:43:41 My, my, miss honey, pie. Took the flight from Prague, but Prague don't fly now good old Conrad drinking whiskey and rice saying that'll be the day that our relationship dies honey so the captain comes up and she's dressed in leather and lace, which is very married to medicine of her. And she's like, I love the way she walked up. She's like, here I am.
Starting point is 00:44:10 She's like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. She's like a hug and a trix. Ha, ha, ha. A hug and a trix. She's like, I love taking the crew out for dinner. They could just relax around me. And so she takes the van with Hannah and Adam, like the leaders. And then in the other van is everybody else.
Starting point is 00:44:29 And Conrad's like, as long as I'm not next to Hannah, I'm happy. Everyone know their place. You're all gonna sit here and you're all gonna sit there. It's like way to act mature. You fucking, you know, you haven't gets all this shit. And Hannah can act like an asshole, okay? But what is Conrad always get off easy? Conrad is a little shit too and also for someone in a management position. He's a boasting like
Starting point is 00:44:54 Come up with a better plan because you actually already did this like last episode and it failed almost Instantaneously, so I don't know why you would think it was gonna work the second time It's not the it's not the definition of insanity like doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result? Yeah. And you're really does the exact same thing. And then Hannah walks right up and sits next to him. Yeah. Like she just goes and sits. Because it's the only space left like everybody did it wrong. So Sandy is like, all right, well, you guys all look like you're getting along. Well, I heard some of that gangster rap downstairs.
Starting point is 00:45:26 So I don't know what that was about. But uh, so welcome to the Sandy show. What was your best moment to everyone? Share. I was really impressed how you uh, Ryan Captain with Fatton. I'm not really sure what that's supposed to mean, but you know, good work, Cali. Yeah, I really liked how you rhymed uh,
Starting point is 00:45:44 smooth as silk with chocolate milk for Jamie. He he he. Stage four. I can't believe you'd mentioned the chocolate milk when I've just moved on to Fanta. Stage eight, repubat chocolate milk. Why is Jamie shaking in the corner over there?
Starting point is 00:45:59 Someone helped Jamie please. So they all start talking about their favorite moments, I guess, and then Brick goes, you mean a favorite moment on Charter? And Adam goes, yeah, because you don't remember off Charter. Auf the land. That's what I call a tomato, coolie-zing. Coolie-zing.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Tomatoes, they're kind of the thing around you. Am I right, everyone? Not like jazz apples in America. And one by jazz apple. So Captain goes, so can, right? What's next for you, and Brick goes, definitely not prog that swatwina. And everyone starts cracking up,
Starting point is 00:46:39 and I was like, damn, that's a lot for Brick. I know. That is a big road to hoe for bro. Yeah, what? I was impressed. Yeah. Prad and prejudice and comedy. So I was like, ah, and as I was stabbing me, ah.
Starting point is 00:46:54 And it's just like squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, squint, I was just making a joke. Sort like when Mr. Dalloway went off to the city and came back with half a scone What a hilarious moment I do you wonder what happened to have gotten at the end So Conrad's like I don't know. I'm still on the edge
Starting point is 00:47:24 And so Conrad's like, I don't know, I'm still on the edge. Oh, Laura! And the captain's like, okay, this was great. See you later. So she leaves. And then Adam's like, Sandy is a very special person. Like, she definitely wants the best for you. I'll stick with her intumados. Forever, coolee!
Starting point is 00:47:42 Yeah, coolee snaps! She doesn't come from a place of Branzino. she comes from a place of Branzin' Yes! And that's why I like her. So... So... So... Yeah, Sandy's like, by now. So, Joao, uh, she's like, you know, I just want to clear the air, I just want to say, you know, we had some ups, we had some downs.
Starting point is 00:48:02 I pulled out my Wiener a few times and you didn't appreciate that and I undermined you and I tried to make a look better in front of the captain but you know what? I think I think we got along as mates you know it's like going back to Zim. It's like shut up, joow. Yeah shut up, joow and comrades like you know I hate confrontations. I'm gonna take a course in it and jog us honestly. This was great and Conrad goes he shaved me something to grab himself my management skills
Starting point is 00:48:30 whatever romantic turn of events what it was like you your friends with your worst enemy now because you're mad at the girl so Hannah and Jamie are talking and of course Hannah like cannot let anything go ever So she she's over smoking with Jamie. She's like is that bitch serious? She wants to bring up Prog when she's dating the most sexist awesome honey belt And of course Hannah is doing her favorite move which is she's pulled Jamie aside to smoke like a foot away They went to like the next little table over and she's like Could you believe that sweet over there? That honey and they're like oh my
Starting point is 00:49:08 god we can literally hear everything you're seeing. She's rolled in one of those like little portable karaoke machines. She's like got a little microphone. Yeah. Honey. What did she say? And Conrad's like she's talking about you and Prague and Jamie's like don't even worry about it you're not gonna see that chick again so at least I have you Jamie at least I have you so here's a necklace you can wear it tonight drop it and I'll kill you would you likeab? I think it would look real pretty on you, honey. You're my favorite now. I got this scarf from Ross Perot. Ross Perot gave me this scarf and his private plane. Hi. He has a yacht and let's just say I might be missing a lighter.
Starting point is 00:50:08 You know what I mean? Yours, per yes. You know what I mean? And she's like, busy and isn't girl, but right now I'm reaching for the knocking back. Oh, man. So then she's like,
Starting point is 00:50:19 squint shooting wine, squint shoots, squint shoots, squint shoot, shooting daggers at Brooke. Brooke's like, eh! So then they stood up in the vans again and Conrad's watching Hannah's van from his van. He's like, what's going on over there? And Hannah of course is just laying in the du-au, because Troubles is trying to still do
Starting point is 00:50:41 his, you know, mayoral tour of the lands. He's like, we've come suchal tour of the lands, he's like, we've come such a long way together, haven't we? And he gives Jamie a high five. And he's like, do you feel the same, Jamie? And Hannah goes, of course she thinks you're a jack-off. Yeah, and then in Brooks, like, that's not nice. Or whatever.
Starting point is 00:51:02 And Hannah's like, really, Brooke Honey. Honey, this is the man you're gonna fuck all over Florence or whatever and then Brooks, they don't bring him into this bullshit unless this bullshit has to do it loud. It doesn't work that way, Hannah. It doesn't work that way, Brooke. She's like, yes it does. And then she covers her face again like she's hiding
Starting point is 00:51:22 and Conrad's in the other van going, she's having a full go at him take gawler not in that taxi. He like that he like looks away from the window and Hannah's like right next to him oh my god how did you get in here. She's like I'm just gonna need you to take this phone call from customer service. I use the money that I was able to get a different ticket and said I'm flying from Fog Frog I flew from that taxi to this one and here I am So she gets you the work. I actually think you're a six-ish pig to air and he's like
Starting point is 00:51:57 You've told me that three times Three times I'm like true every time jack off so Collins like oh two hours getting a real wild for you can't read I'm going straight to bed when we get there I'm not gonna talk to I'm gonna go lock myself into starboard and Collins like good luck for that so then they arrive and I was like all right Jack you can get out of the van it's like I talked to Brock and he's like well I'm not gonna climb over you because I'm from Zim And in Zim, we actually don't climb things at all
Starting point is 00:52:27 What we do is we, if we want you to get around someone, we hold them from Ransom and then we wait for someone to come take them away Yeah, tell your family that if they want you out of this van They'll bring $10 to the pigly wiggly parking lot The other way I'm getting out of this van is if someone ransoms me a rush now, find where they will, we'll take a sucking candy and a pencil. Someone's like, well I'll give you a sucking candy, I'm not giving up a pencil, I'm a wow.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I got the keychain out of it. I love that we just are like mocking, just like the horrific tragedy he went through. Like, even Jowow does not deserve to be abducted and ransomed and yet here we are God keep him So Hannah and Brooke Iro Madison reference So Hannah and Brooke are now talking because Hannah's like oh really you look crawler to me. They don't crawl over you honey She like hacks up for a skirt and crawls over him and he's like, yeah, good shot. Good shot. That's what you call a sweetheart climb. So now Hannah's got Brooke cornered by the window and she's like, you see all this piss me in the bed situation, honey? And Brooke's like, I've been seeing this in everything.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Everything's dark. Get your hands off your eyes And Brookers like Everyone is totally bad with our relationship. They love it They want us. They want to see us go to the ball together. We'll be the pride of Credientin and then Hannah's like are you serious? She's like who look at build could possibly dislike your world She's calling. Now that it is like each other, he and Corn Rad have turned the corner. Hadn't you paid attention to the past five minutes. So then she starts naming all these people. She's like Jamie.
Starting point is 00:54:18 The uh, Fritz and Seen. Nick Nicholas. Bill's the is. Nicholas Sparks. Nicholas Sparks. Nick Nicholas Belmstey is Nicholas Fox Nicholas Fox he just wrote a blog entry on Nicholas Fox comms Clinton So it starts naming all these people and Brooks like hey so Custick is fuck, but he's also intelligent His book is at a hard laugh. I'm like well, you know, oh, for him good lord. So did the entire cast of Annie I'm not marrying them. Yeah, for good lord so did the entire cast of Annie. I'm not marrying them
Starting point is 00:54:45 Yeah, and Hannah literally goes oh sweet heart. I'm sick of hearing about this about this about someone who told me to eat a bag of dicks Hey, it's how my it doesn't count and she's like fuck off broke if you want to say and defending and calling me a slut Hey, what's thinking about you? Because you know what, a bag of dicks sells for a better deal than just one dick. Don't you realize who's thinking about the value? If she wants to play that guy, I'm gonna choose him because she's a bitch. I was like, whoa, Brooke. So then Brooke and Hannah, Brooke goes into the room, right? Because Hannah's wasted at this point. And the angry Hannah, you do just not gonna argue with them angry Hannah, you know Yeah, she's something right and then we see a cutaway of Adam
Starting point is 00:55:29 He just standing he's just standing in the kitchen with a stick of butter just swirling it on a pan like yeah Just world of the butter around Hey, better. I can't wait to introduce you the money friend tomato Sort of a regional thing sort of the thing thing around you. Tomatoes and Italy and my ride everyone. This is missing in better everybody gather around. So Brooke finds Hannah in their room and she's like, Hannah, I refuse to fall out with you. I have someone else's problem with you.
Starting point is 00:56:02 So you bring up frog honey. Oh, frog. you and she goes so you bring up frog honey it's like oh oh frog it was a check check out okay then we're good then we're good then she is fuck off then I'm sick of you don't talk to me bitch and then she slams the door look at that slam the door this is what it sounds like in the country home of mr. Dassy when a door slams. And then she stalks off in her like curtain, her curtain tassel dress. She like opens the door again does a curtsy and then closes it again. Good day. I say good day sir. I'm not the man but I still have my manners. So of course she steps, she goes straight to
Starting point is 00:56:43 the hot tub with Joao you know. and Jamie is watching with Casey on the monitors and Jamie's like is she alone and they're cracking up because they can't tell if Brooks alone is it Briq that they're watching yeah and you know Brooks wasted and I love that they're just watching her on TV and they can't see each while he's out of shot and she's like everyone likes her, I can't stand her, if she's wrong, I'll tell her she's wrong, if she's right, I'll tell her she's right, if she's had a lovely meal I'll say thank you for eating, I'd love to serve you again. If she makes a nice, terrible skirt, I say that's a lovely table Skarp, it's very anigmatic beach. Beach.
Starting point is 00:57:27 So Conrad's like, my whole audience to avoid all you mates, so he runs up to the front of the front guest room and mocks himself in there. Yeah, he goes, yeah, in an effort to improve his confrontational skills. And Adam is me while making the Veal meatballs in that butter and Jroyo's comforting brook and everything. And now Hannah's like, do I smell honey? Where's my honey?
Starting point is 00:57:53 Honey, honey, honey. Sweet hot, sweet hot, honey. Frog. Oh, this is so good. Okay, so she's looking around. Everyone's eating, everyone's like eating items. He made like a pasta with like crab and meatballs which looked delicious and I'm like starving, everyone's eating items. He made a pasta with crab and meatballs, which looked delicious, and I'm starving,
Starting point is 00:58:07 just thinking about it. So they're all eating it, and Hannah's looking everywhere. She went on the dock, she was like, she's gotten into a scuba outfit, and is looking under the yacht. This is body only, the full wolf duty dream. It's home, she's really looking everywhere, and then she does the Hannah pacing around,
Starting point is 00:58:23 where she puts in ear buds And also He's they end in there and she just starts pacing around all the docs like her on thing around, you know Everybody's doing the locomotion come on baby do the prog Merchant ah Cochal and thunder cut fitness. I'll say you know she's like just stomping around the grounds and then everyone's eating You know, she's like just stomping around the grounds. And then everyone's eating and they're watching her like just stomping around, like secretly looking for Conrad, but pretending she's not looking for Conrad.
Starting point is 00:58:54 And she's like, because they all know where he is. And she's like, does it waste Conrad? Is he okay? He's okay. He's okay. Oh, I don't know where he is, but I know he's okay. And he's on this boat, possibly, if I knew where he was, which I don't. Oh, okay, just like Colin just like slams his head into the walls, we knock himself out before he reveals the surprise.
Starting point is 00:59:18 He's like his own memento. He's like, I did things backwards and they were just as fun as they were doing on forward. Because it turns out in the backwards and forwards, it still begins in out of mom. Hey, Cali, I love you, no time line. Squeak! That's squeak. She has a little chair on her bone, okay?
Starting point is 00:59:40 That's why it's always squeaking. That's the sound of the ores. There's new ores in there, little thing. Like,aking That's the sound of the ores. The ores and their little thing like So finally she goes to that guest room and she finds it and you just hear she's like Honey honey honey honey honey honey sweet It's basically the scene in Roger Rabbit where they're like Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet,. I mean, yeah, I can't go to bed. So I'm going to be there. And then I guess for getting or trying to forget, she's still really just going for the $200 of the thing. You've got to love Anna.
Starting point is 01:00:34 She's like willing to whore herself out on national television to get $200 paid on a plane ticket. You know what? I'm got less God bless because you know what? I think I might do that too. I was cracking. I'll do well. I'm like I'm gonna get that prog ticket paid for So he's like, oh he literally goes please go away She has hmm. You're really looking me at it. It's Kevin. Bye, baby
Starting point is 01:00:57 Give me a hug Oh, away. It's like I'm not I'm not gonna go away Baby can't ask you a question? Would it bother you if I went to see a friend after this one is Yacht? It was like, never. It wasn't. But what if my friend is John for a Voter? And he had billions of dollars, and he was gonna buy me a scarf with 19 trillion dollars.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Gone red. I think Ross Perot wants to fuck me. What do you think about that? Gone red. It's like I don't care. Gone red. Have you heard of a daddy named Warbucks? He's got a yacht and he wants me to be on it baby.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Gone red. Do you remember Wesley from Mr. Belvedere? I think he wants to fuck me. Please, just leave me alone. Hey, you know what, you know what would be good of you? Most speaking of my friend Elon, here's a yacht, a yacht that flies to the moon. Would you mind if I went on the yacht with Elon, baby? He's like, please, please go on the yacht. I you mind if I went on the yacht with the Elon baby? He's like, please, please go on the yacht. I don't care. Go. Hey Conrad, do you remember the Shamwell guy? Remember how he went to jail? So now there's a new Shamwell guy? He had a new one. He wants
Starting point is 01:02:17 to fuck me. Is that okay? I literally don't care. Conrad, you know Wendy for the restaurant? She's got a new yacht. What you want to find when on the yacht with Wendy's? He's like, no I don't care. But what if I fucked Wendy? What if I fucked Wendy? McDonald and Jack from the box on the yachts. And he's like, I don't care.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Lee! Conrad Do you remember Sammy Sosa? He's baseball player He's friend Mark Is it okay if I fuck Sammy Sosa's friend? He gone right
Starting point is 01:03:00 You know you know baby. Hey, you don't know if he's guys to save say yes I know who he is and I know where is your This I'm gonna fuck him on it. You don't even care baby Conrad do you mean Ben Nelson? No, Nelson's actually two people They both have long blonde hair One of them want to fuck me. I don't know which one I Might fucking both and he's like please fucking both I got it she goes you've caught six weeks with that six-year
Starting point is 01:03:30 blutes open you're turning it down right now and then you hear him go take my pants off sweetheart got your got your you learn I learned my way in and sell your sweetheart to your face one last time. 212 all bits, all bits, bucks supplied honey. Come on, Red. Touch me right here, Conrad. Touch me. Well congratulations, you just apple paid me to you.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Want a doll? It's gotcha. Gotcha fingerprint on your phone. Oh, me, oh my god. So then they show the next morning and he's like just runs back to his room and then you hear her waking up and she is baby really really That's so hilarious. That was amazing. That was like I was like, oh my god I was like I could not believe they're showing this right now. She's like what what it says
Starting point is 01:04:27 Do you mind if I go on a yacht with a guy who wants to fuck me? It's I'm gonna go on a yacht. There's a bother you. No, no She's gonna pretend he didn't totally dump her like three times It was amazing. Oh my god. I always get Hannah in some compromising position, you know all the ways Oh my god, always get Hannah in some compromising position, you know, all the ways. Ah, that's what you love, huh? So now it's the morning and it's like the end of the real world. So everyone's packing and Brooke is like, Hannah, I just want to say, you know, I'm sorry for the way everything's gone down because I really, I really like you as a person and
Starting point is 01:05:03 I'm just on the unsolved everything last night. And Hannah's like, uh-huh. It's okay. But I'm sorry I told you to fuck off. Whatever. Hannah, Hannah, are you gonna listen to me? I'm gonna keep scrolling through rosspero.com. Do you have a little Elon Musk? So, Adam, and Conrad are talking, and Colin's like, did you see the dragon? And Conrad's like, she found me. And he goes, did you snuggle, get it?
Starting point is 01:05:33 And his mom's outside like, I got your struggles, Collie, come out here. Collie, sing your song about puff the magic dragon, do it. He made this great version of puff the magic dragon Well, he switched out puff for tough And then uh, Colin I mean yeah Colin starts doing Hannah as a Jurassic Park t-rex. He's like Something down Conrad has like shot the door And Adam's like the dragon cannot then any door
Starting point is 01:06:10 So this is true I mean, she did but she did she got in although I mean Conrad did not put up a fight. She's like He's like hello. I'm like a good one Conrad wait a hard Wait right now or last night last night. Yeah, he did he's like, please leave me alone It's true please He's begging and she's like, but baby So anyway, so Con's gonna leave first so he's reflecting like well, it was a great time and I met a great gal And I hope she has a wonderful time in her life, and you know what like time pizza doesn't come back to mom's pizza and I still don't know how to say
Starting point is 01:06:50 it and Yorkie is in Yorkie and Yorkie and Yorkie. No, no, it's like the easiest word to say. I hate when people are proud of their ignorance. I don't even know what in Yorkie is. I'm like wow, you learn nothing in Italy. Congratulations, you idiot American. So Jamie's crying. She's like, I'm leaving with my friendship
Starting point is 01:07:10 since the free chocolate mitt don't tell Sandy. And everyone starts leaving and he giving their hugs goodbye and stuff. Then you know as Joao, like Casey's like sitting at the table, like, and Joao, there's like a cabinet over her head. So Joao's like, oh, excuse me, I just have to reach into this cabinet really quickly. So, he reaches in and like,
Starting point is 01:07:30 Bancy has crotch is right in her face. I'm like, yeah, he like face fucks her. Yeah, total class to the very end. Yeah. And she's like, first, I was the girl behind C-Sickness. Then, I was the girl who lied on her resume. And now I'm the girl who would get recommended anywhere by Hannah and fucked in the face in my last scene by Joao. Wow! Now I'm the girl who can put three out of four curing pods incorrectly.
Starting point is 01:08:01 So then Joao's hugging everybody and he's like there's no better way to end than on good tunes I like your version is like slightly Swedish which I really like So he passes hand assignment when the music stops yes, and then he like goes up to Sandy and of course he puts on that like super asking voice. He's like, Sandy. Well, and he's like cries in her arms. Which he loves. Everything she loves. He's like, we have a good connection because she relates to me because of my mom. Like what? The what every woman wants to hear. She reminds me of my mom. Like what? What every woman wants to hear. You have a question. She reminds me of my mom, except I don't want to fuck Sandy. So, you've been great.
Starting point is 01:08:50 You're 100% Zim. That means. It's like, like ever what's trying to escape Sandy. By the way, this has like been the worst ever advertising person, Bob, we having Zorao be the ambassador, I feel like it's probably a lovely country. And Zawai is like, I mean, he's always like slamming. He's like, in Zimbabwe, one cannot simply walk down the street.
Starting point is 01:09:14 You know, we don't even have streets in Zimbabwe. So you just have to crawl over the builders. I'm like, you're making this country sound so decrepit and awful. Yes. I want you to know that Zimbabwe, we, we do not, I am willing to make an impression of Zimbabwe based on everyone else, but, wow, because I do not, I do not, I just want people to feel like if we're being, if we sound like we're being mean to Zimbabwe, we're like, no, we're being mean to
Starting point is 01:09:38 Zawow's version of Zimbabwe. And whatever. Fuck Zawow. Fuck Zimbabwe for making Zawow. I'm just kidding Zimbabwe. No Bobway. I know nothing that one Joaz the only thing I know is in Bobway, but you know, I also know not to apologize. You created juao Okay, good luck to your country. I apologize for everything That's my thing. That's my rule. I'm like I'm gonna apologize for everything I didn't know if she tell cheese. I'm like I'm so sorry. You know you're actually a pretty good cheese and like people should take a shot on you
Starting point is 01:10:05 so The captain's like I'd love to have you back. It's my boss and then I mean that okay lady You don't get to cast this show and why is it always a sexual haricot that like it gold stars at the end Exactly about below deck med every fucking season. I know and you're all just like I can't believe she said that she wants me to be her son It's like no, both son. Oh, son. Who is Bo? And where do I sign up? So Brooke tells Hannah. She's like, well, before I leave, I just want you to help. I hope that we can still be friends at a personal level. And it's like, I have a short, of course. Yes, but you know how this like fuck this bitch.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Fuck Prague, fuck honey, fuck sweethearts. Fuck partner paces, only a plane, fuck everything. She's like, I do hope things work out for you and you wow. She's like, well, we've got somewhere to do to serve a job relationship. But I've wanted to do it, if honey's we've been tested so many times. Oh god. And then Fudge goes to wow.
Starting point is 01:11:14 I mean. I've been tested so many times this season and great news. I still don't have any of Joao's as two days. So Joao's trying to take her bags and she's like, I'm an independent woman. And he's like, yeah, it seems like we're married already. Okay, so then he goes into his pitch for the bachelor. He's like, oh, Nevethal, a fond of women of mid dreams.
Starting point is 01:11:36 She bricked in me wolves. This has made me more vulnerable. I may not tell her verbally how I feel, but then they're inside. Wolves down, vulnerable. Shut up, you wow. Yeah, you've like literally been like dating for six days. Okay, there are no walls that are down. Okay, that's one thing we know.
Starting point is 01:11:53 And you're not more vulnerable. You're just awful. Yeah. So she's like, he's not bad. But I believe in fairy tales. Yeah. So Adam is like, you know what? I'm 33. I was like, no, that's impossible.
Starting point is 01:12:07 And he is like, I love y'all to get in and I love cooking again. I pushed myself and now I'm gonna be selling jazz apples out of the van. I'll tell you this, your bad ass it potatoes. Persnitz, Danette, they weren't parsnitz. Parsnips. PASSNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Hanna and Conrad are just left there alone and Conrad's just staring up at the camera like please let me off of this Please let me off this boat of hell please please I can't do this anymore So Hannah's like well, I think I've learned that I shouldn't be dating a honey 24 seven and be around them 24 seven because that's a lot of that's a lot of me
Starting point is 01:13:01 It's a lot of them. That's what I've learned. He's like, I just want to talk about his animal, please. Please, and please just don't mention Prague. Because that's the other thing about Prague. It's great city for two. Guess I'll just be doing it for one, because I never changed my flight, did I? He's like, is anyone seen in my bank of a murk, a card? And she's like, I learned something.
Starting point is 01:13:19 Lazy season, I learned, don't play with the guests. This year, it's don't play with the crew. Next year, I'll just play with myself So then let's see Conrad says bye, but Sandy's like distant to him You know she's not very's see Conrad says bye, but Sandy's like distant to him, you know, she's not very friendly with Conrad No big hugs. She's like, oh, you know, he was good. He showed some glimmer, but you know what? He was lost in love not in naps Nap more Hannah less K big boy
Starting point is 01:13:59 And he goes yawning at first was great, But then I realize he gets stuck in it. You see people with no family or broken families? And I need to know when enough is enough. I'm like Jesus 23 year old. Can you not judge the rest of us? I have to show you. I'm really broke up. It really, really broke up.
Starting point is 01:14:20 And then Hannah and Captain have their little last scene together. And they're like, oh, look at us smiling. Tell the reunion where we call each other stupid brainless. Horace. Fun. You know, Hannah and I had our ups and our downs, but in the end, how can you complain when you're sitting in the Mediterranean on a super yacht? I'm like, actually very easily.
Starting point is 01:14:38 We just watch the entire season of people complaining. I'm super yacht. Really? Can't complain. Have you paid double the ticket for single the... ... single the fair? And then the captain goes to the top.
Starting point is 01:14:51 I'm sorry. I'm going to buy some ticket. Yeah. I'll tell you which way ticket goes. Ops and Ops. That's how plane tickets goes. So captain's like a Sarrier yelled at you and she goes, it's okay. I'm easy to yell it.
Starting point is 01:15:03 The good, okay. And then that's pretty much it. She's like, okay. I'm easy to yell it. Like okay. And then that's pretty much it. She's like, I think I'm gonna take my tips in spedable therapy. Babe, don't do that. You won't be on a reality show anymore. Stick crazy. Yeah, stick crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Stick crazy. Yeah. Oh, I loved this season. I'm just like obsessed with it. I'm excited to see the reunion because I feel like they're gonna do a better reunion, because last year they did not have a good reunion. Remember, it was like, okay, what's it gonna be like?
Starting point is 01:15:31 And then everyone was like, oh, West and Mania, but I think this season, I think they're gonna have a good reunion. I hope so. I think it's hard to have a good reunion on those stools. Remember, they may even use those fucking stools, not even Clubhouse chairs, this Clubhouse stools. And it's just disrespectful. Remember they made use those fucking stools, not even clubhouse chairs, clubhouse stools. And it's just disrespectful. And they have good ratings. So I hope they
Starting point is 01:15:50 got like a real set this time. I know. But below deck people tend to be pretty, they tend to be pretty civil on their reunions. I don't know why. Maybe it's because they're all like professionals on some level. So, but I'm sure Joao will be horrific. And we're all gonna really enjoy that. Well, the fun I'm sure Joao will be horrific and we're all gonna really enjoy that. Well the fun thing is that Joao's horrific and he's a real villain, but of course it's just gonna be everybody yelling at Hannah and then Hannah will get really defensive and scream at everybody and think she's like making points, but she'll come off looking like evil. Yeah, and Andy's gonna make a Z eye to Conrad. Yeah, he'll be like, oh my god, Conrad anytime you want to come over It's like the last person allowed to like sexually abuse people in public
Starting point is 01:16:33 Andy oh god, what a great season everybody. Thank you so much for joining us Thank you for the cast of below deck meant for being good sports and Supporting us throughout the season and commenting and stuff like that. We'd love you, we'd love making fun of you. Yeah and tomorrow we are back with Dallas. And speaking of Real Housewives of Dallas, we have a very important announcement of A. Tomorrow. So, to the end to our Dallas episode Bye everyone Hey, Prime members, you can listen to WaterCrapins Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts.
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