Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: The Musical 2

Episode Date: November 7, 2018

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Well spoiler alert this episode ends with Caroline crying in bed. LOL. Okay and the reason I bring that up is because it also begins with Caroline and bed going oh my foot hurts more than ever. That would be her that would be her ballad in her and if we were doing below deck the musical too, I'd be like, more than ever my foot hurts. I want to walk to my life, but I can't cause my foot hurts more than ever. It's just a long me entering sad song.

Yeah, it's really rhyme. Doesn't know it's not written by a song time. Who's been meaner, Kate, or my big toe? Who's been meaner to me? Big toe, big problems, big yacht, small problems. I don't know, that's like her little, she's doing a little hand dance for that. big problems big yacht small problems that's like her little she's doing a little hand dance for that uh... so let's see here uh... they are getting ready to go on a fishing trip

this is a fishing trip that poor Riley didn't get to go on even though she's wicked to the bruh it yeah um... even though she's wicked tune, bro. Yeah, um, Ash and get sent instead and he's super grumpy because he hasn't slept in about five days. He's probably hangry. He doesn't know anything about fishing. And now, even though he worked so, he worked without a break the night before, now he's waiting up it's 5.45 AM to be on deck at 6 AM to take these stupid guests out fishing. And he's like, oh, fucking, sh**, fucking shit. I like to petty. I like to be on deck at 6am to take these stupid gas out fishing and he's like oh fucking shit fucking shit

I like to party. I like to wake out. I like to do things that make me happy and fishing doesn't make me happy unless I'm fishing in the lady Ponder If we were having a day where it was picking our boogers rolling them to little bowls and flicking them at each other That are being too that are meant to that makes me Fishing doesn't make me happy. Fishing won't happy. So Chandler's like, I mean, fishing is pretty easy. All you have to do is set up the lines. Not that hard. I'm like, oh yeah, of course, I'm sure it's not that hard. I mean, fishing is famously a sport that people can just do and just get tons and tons of fish every time they do it.

Yeah, super easy Chandler, super super super easy. So Adrian's alone in his own musical. He's like, make and French dolls, I make and French dolls, since I'm French. It's just called toast. Yeah, this song's called, it's just called toast. It's just toast. That's the chorus behind you, Ronnie. Sorry.

I was the ensemble. The ensemble came on stage. Dress is French toast. But I saw the beauty of the beach. French flags. OK, I wouldn't put it past toast. Just a bunch of slices of bread just came into the kitchen waving the French flags,

wearing powdered wings. It's Caroline. They're all played by Caroline. Yeah. Yeah. I just came into the kitchen waving the French flags, wearing powdered wings. It's Caroline, they're all played by Caroline. Yeah. Yeah. So Josiahs with Caroline, and he's like, Caroline's like, um, who's doing late? He's like, you. Oh, I was on late last time.

And he's like, you're on late the whole charter. You stupid wench. On charter, you're on late to the whole Charter, you stupid wench. On Charter, you can't make excuses. Once I sliced my foot open and I could barely walk, and still I worked. On Charter. He would speak all of his songs. He would be like the guy in my fair lady who knows you. I was just about to say, he's a performer.

Was that a performer or no? He'd be like Caroline, bring me my slippers. He's like, ah! What do you do with a broom like Caroline? You sweep her up and center on her way. But when she fights, do you fight back? Of course you do. That's how you save the day.

So then Caroline is doing laundry. and she's like, it's worse and worse. What happened to her in the line? Caroline is literally losing Christian. Okay. And we're seeing it in real life all over the Instagram and Twitter. Like she is just losing it leaking it fucking going crazy. And I'm here for it. Cause it's like that kind of losing it that you can get behind. Like I don't think she's gonna harm herself. It's just like yelling on Twitter about laundry and stuff, you know. I love a below deck breakdown.

Yeah. And the thing is like Kate has said snarky things about Caroline and she's, you know, done certain things like I mean, a certain point. I mean, I'm at a certain point. She's saying things like that. Caroline's much more work than me or what Josiah and I have to do, etc. It's just standard reality show shading. And Caroline is having a full on meltdown. If Caroline were, if she were receiving the true full Kate, full Josiah, full wrath of reality TV, which maybe she will for later this season.

But if she, right now, like, girl, you have to relax. It can be worse. It can be worse. I'm guessing it does get a lot worse because so far, I mean, anyone who's ever watched your show before, which I'm sure you do before you go on it, knows what it's like, you know, and so far Caroline, you know, I would be upset too if I was her and I was watching it, but I wouldn't be that upset. And also, she's really not the villain.

She's not a villain. Like, she's still fun and cute to watch, you know what I mean? She's just so silly. Yeah. Look, no one's really against Caroline. That's the thing. Like, no one on the show, No one on the show is a gangster. And no one in real life is really against her.

It's just like you don't have your toe, you know? Yeah, but they're turning. They are turning. And then upstairs in like the Captain Lee town, you just hear. A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. Where's the boat?

Where's the boasting? A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. A pound of flesh. Where's the boat?

I don't know where it's going. Damn it. Where's my crew? I don't know where they are. Who's on it? When it'll it be back? All I know is that there's gonna be a pound of flesh extracted. Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Oh, pal. Oh, flash. Oh, pal.

It will be. At the end, Captain Lee's can jump off a bridge. You found her. Oh, flash. God damn spoiler alert! Okay, so we go to the fishing boat and some lady in a thong is like, do we need to go a spy way to catch fish? Because they're like, speeding. Yeah.

Like, what sort of fishing is this? I mean, when Chal was like, this is the right speed. What my dad did. So my dad. Yeah, I mean, like these, these people are idiots, okay? And even they're like, um, maybe we should like stop the boat so we can fish.

Like my bait is like skipping on the waves right now. It's not even getting into the water. He's like, let's try and find some live bait. Damn it, I should have brought Riley. Yeah, exactly. So the guests are like, oh, fuck this. Let's just do a photo shoot instead. Yeah, he's like, let's take pictures of my girlfriend and her thong yeah it's just as fishy hmm so then yeah the captain's Chandler's like ah hey captain he's

like well hello there Chandler yeah I think Mr. Chinambler-Bong. Yeah, so yeah, because Chandler comes back after this failed fishing trip where they just never stopped to actually try to fish anything. And by the way, they were also asking Ashton, like, so should we do this? He's like, oh, I didn't know anything about it fishing. As long as last time I'll check this, wasn't stripping. What? Get it? So, yeah, so yeah, Captain Lee's being all fake nice in that way

That's super scary like oh, I Chandler. How was your day going? I didn't get the call did anyone was going fishing He's like well, I was in bed. I assumed he was briefed on what the guests wanted. This is a group effort people support your local chandlers a group effort people support your local chandlers. It sounds like a convenience store. Yeah, he is the, Chandler is the worst kind of boss, right? He's the kind of boss who's lazy, makes everyone do shit, and then when he gets in trouble, he gets mad because his people didn't support him when they've been the one doing all the work all this time. Yeah, part of me feels bad for him because he was just put on the wrong, the wrong

franchise. Like he should be on Captain's handy season. I mean, the guy lives for a nap. Yeah. You know, I mean, she's like besties with juwa-wao now, so that tells you where she's at. You know, she will love this douchebag. Yeah, he make a good point, unfortunately. So, Captain's mad because Chandler didn't even get that he was mad.

Like Chandler's just completely oblivious So Josiah comes in and he's like would you like some French toast or as the chef calls it Toast and the captain's like not right now No, now that's one of those musical numbers where they've merged truth in pundit, fash, pundit, fash, French toast. Pundit, fash, pundit, fash, pundit, fash. No, there's toast. Pundit, fash. I like Josiah doing that. It was basically, he's like, when he's like, would you like some French toast? He's like, this is my way of saying, do you have any gossip I can relate to Kate?

Thank you. Would you like some French toast? We've got Sirip made out of Caroline is still crying. Are you going to do they cast anything? And he's like, no, I'm gonna run for the stairs. Yeah. So then Lee's like, all right, let's move out of this shitty fishing spot. We ready to go.

And Channels like we're all set in our end. But he's like down in the, what they're calling, they call it like the beach club or whatever. And Lee's like, oh, sit on your end not quite. I don't see anyone on the bow. Mmm. Coming, coming. And he's like, anchors is the water line.

You're free to maneuver, sir. He's like, I was free to maneuver 30 seconds ago. You dip shit, pound. Pound. Pound a flash. pound, a flash. Kate, Kate, can we meet somewhere? She's like, hmm, well, how about in your dreams? Mr. Nappy Pants.

So, Kate and Chandler have like a quick meeting in the wheelhouse and she's like, um, so are they, I think, I guess going to be swimming with the stingrays before or after lunch? And he's like, um, I sort of thought we could like do it all together. And she looks at him just like, hmm, I could tell you right now how illogical it is to swim with stingrays while eating lunch. I don't know how you just figured that out on your own. Thanks. Watching you fail. Now that's delicious. Yeah. So down in the crew mess, Ross and Ashen are enjoying the French toast, French toast. And they're like so happy.

It's like been 36 hours of stress for them. And they are finally having a moment when they can just enjoy French toast and each other's rippling bodies. And then Chandler's like, uh, guys, um, can we top off the jacuzzi and they just stare at him like, you're fucking ruining their French toasts. Not only that, they stare at him with food all over their faces. What are they fucking four years old? Like, Jesus, especially Ross, like Ross, dude, you've got face from your nose to your chin or food from your nose to your chin come on

But it was the last time they ate I mean they just like our monster is disgusting I feel like aliens would come down and see that and be like you see there. They're just animals slaughter them slaughter them all Yeah Yeah, yeah, they were like I mean you're on a luxury yacht and you have whipped cream on your nose There wasn't even whipped cream on the French toast. It's not even whipped, yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, specks of like shit all over his face. Like, little, you gotta feel that.

Yeah. Well, but you know what though? I think what that means is that there was a moment just before that where they were having a lot of fun with their French toast and they were laughing and having the best time and Chandler just ruined it all be like um someone has to fill up the hot tub so And they're both holding French toast in their hands like oh Can't do it got French toast man

So then Caroline is in the kitchen with Kate and the chef and he's like yo, you okay, Caroline's like, I'm okay. I mean, my fat, I'm okay. It's like, I'm not okay. And because you want to rest massage. Suddenly, there's like a solo light on Kate, I'm not okay. I'll never be okay. I never was okay. And that's okay. The only thing okay about me is that I'm not okay. Okay.

Okay. Seems like you want me to miss that. She breast and she's like, is this inappropriate? Yes, but it's also a compliment. I love it. Yeah. She does not do good things for the Mee-Tee movement, but you know what? Listen, she loved it. She does not do good things for the MeeTube movement, but listen, she loved it so hey, let her

be happy. I would love a breast massage. So on the little boat, Chandler's like, do we have enough eyes? Is this whole staff supporting me? Or am I just alone here on the fucking island? And when I was like, I didn't touch the provisions. You're like, if someone asks you, if you have enough of something, just go look. And it's like, well, the reason why she has to say I didn't touch the provisions is because

you created a work environment where if you are, like, if she doesn't, like, she needs to already protect her bases, you know, he's created like such a toxic work environment that she has to say that. So like, congratulations. Congratulations He's created like such a toxic work environment that she has to say that so like congratulations Congratulations, gentlemen, for creating a toxic work environment. We have to say you didn't talk to provisions Yeah, but then another reason you can never be on Riley's side It's because she's like, oh, she want me to look for ice got it. Yeah And then Ross is like she don't mean home boss since just that way It's like okay, you've got to stake on your face. Okay.

You wipe it off. You still have French. There's a hammer head shark that is like just counting down the man's up or it can jump out of the water and eat the French toast on purpose right now. Okay. You've got a slice of bacon sliding down your nose. I know. I mean, maybe Chandler instead of saying do you guys have plenty of drinking ice could just say, hey, could you check the ice? He just needs to like speak more directly, not like do you guys have plenty of drinking ice? Could just say, hey, could you check the ice? He just needs to speak more directly, not like, do you guys? I mean, it is sort of a mincing point,

because I mean, she could have just said, okay, I'll check. Okay, Chandler has a point, but at the same time, I hate Chandler, so I'm not going to give it to him. It's like a stupid point, you know? It's like a stupid Chandler point. It's like one of those points, it's really bad. You just see the Chandler point. It's like one of those points. You just stupid Chandler point. It's like a half a point. He could have, it's like he could have just said, okay, um, could you check for me?

Please, thanks. That's like all he could have said. Instead of, instead of self over because he's, he's got enemies now because he's addicted to everybody. And so now they're all going to get him fired. And she's like, that's it. Like she's done with him. And he could have had her on his side.

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Caroline God talking about your ass I have never been so disgusted then when Caroline put mint Never never never never Never you see people folding you can teach people laundry, but you can't give people manners Mint all I want is mint all eat the mint. I'll spit out the mint. It'll come out my ass. I don't care I just want Mint So they are setting up their picnic in the water with sharks all over the place and look

I'm not really worried for the humans because frankly this whole boat and I don't mean the people working but the whole social media Idiots like I want them to get eaten like I would love to see them get eaten by sharks But I don't want a dog look maybe the sharks aren't gonna eat you but they will eat a dog Okay, and there's a dog and there's splashing around in the shark water. Kind of monsters put their dog in shark water. I think, I think you know it's nature. It happens. It's, it'll be fine. The dogs survived. So we think.

I think you are not playing a faith in the dog. The dog will, dogs know if there's compete predators around. Okay, I think I would hope so. The dog doesn't know then. Not when they're under water. I don't know. I'm very offended. I don't know. Aren't dogs from Wales? They must have some sort of prehistoric instinct inside them. That's like, wait a second. My whale sense says sharks. Dogs are shadowing the inside. Well, should I poop here? Well, I don't know.

I'm gonna sniff this out a little bit. You know what? This isn't my... Someone doubted. Someone from three blocks away. Peed on this spot. I will not poop on this spot. Stingray?

Stingray? 40 to 15 negative predators in the ocean. I will spank you on the beach and just bark at that shark. Bark at the shark. Bark at the shark. That's what I'm gonna do. I am a dog. I am happy. But I'm going to bark at the shark. Oh my god. I think my book maybe may need some work. I apologize. I apologize. We're gonna have to like work on the lyrics. This is we're workshopping. Okay. We are we we are, listen, I can't tell you how many times I've seen a show go, go limping into Boston and come out to Broadway, Strident

and Proud, Proud Bird. So that's what's happening. To paraphrase, Diane Lee's in Blutton Broadway. How do you love home, start in one of them recently called Warpaint. We are pretty, we are pretty. We are pretty. Okay, I'm after that. So Caroline's trying to get out of doing everything. She's like, well, it's just my foot. Like, I want to work, but my foot just hurts a lot.

And by the way, like I said last episode, I do not doubt that her foot kills because over the weekend, I was trying to open up a very difficult two pack of deodorant and it would not open and I was like tearing at the plastic And I'm not finally did open it like next the corner of my thumb and then like for a day It then was like then there's like a little like a little cut and then the next day it got like minorly infected So for like six hours it really hurt but they went away. It was fine. No big deal

But like even a tiny little nick once it gets infected it can hurt a lot. So I fully empathize with her but I think it's funny that she's just trying to get out of it so badly and Kate will not allow her. Like no matter what Caroline does, Kate just like pulls a stool or a chair out of like a cupboard and is like okay here sit this, sit here and you can do it now. All right, just see those shoes. All right, what see there she is. All right, what I'm going to do is put you on a rumble and then just go around the bed and make it

and just rest on that rumble. So Riley is loading the guests on the tender and Kate's like trying to set up and yeah, Carol, and it's like, ow! So Kate's like, just say there there she is. So the guest arrive at it there and Ross's like, ow! So Gates like just hit the dishes. So they guess to arrive at it there and Racer's like, Rick's chocolate, little coutons, homeless, unless you give him a porch in the face

or something, and then like a scrambled egg comes out as he or she's in, he places his head. There's some kitten that's like, you know, that bastard punched me in the face once, just so you know. Riley would, they shouldn't have brought Riley, Riley punches the shark. She's like,

hey, you're not gonna be a shark. She's stuck on this thing, right? That's for Steve Irwin. And one of the idiots is like, can we pat the sharks? That's like, please do. I can please do. And I was happy because Riley was like,

you know what, I think maybe today we'll just lay off petting the sharks. And I was glad that Ross did not undermine her. But like, no, no, it's okay. You can bet the sharks for like 10 to 15 minutes. I was like, this is progress. Yeah, look at that. Sharks, leave it up to sharks to even everything out between the sexes. And then Kate and Josiah are on the tender going out to the lunch set up. And Kate is just gossiping and Kate's like, oh, and by the way, Caroline set her foot is really hurting her hurting her. So I taught her to apply a stool into

the pantry, sit on it and wash. And he's like, that was so good, Kate. He's like, that was L-O-L. If we weren't already on a tender, I'd give you a standing ovation, but I don't want to fall off and shark and visit what is that be such a Caroline thing to do. She's crying about doing late because she's afraid it's a lot of running around. She's like, well, she should tell me those things. That's those are the kinds of things she should tell me. I'm wondering if I should send a text to her right now while she's on that tour. I wonder if she's able to do that. I wonder if we have to get a separate tour for her phone. Let's call the downstairs, phone

and make her go down the stairs Let's call the boat and make a prank that anyone who's sitting on a stool is about to die. That's what she does I've had a rat trap in the stool bottom Tender my sienna my sienna tender my sienna all right tender tender tender my sienna. Where is Chandler? Where is Chandler? What's the hold up? Where is Chandler? Pound off less. Pound off less. It pisses me off to know when when people don't answer their radio. Pound off less. And then we cut to the chef and he's like, I love making sushi. The first time I did it was in Paris.

But into heating it's hard to get good sushi rice. It's chalky and flowery. What's a guy gotta do to get some decent sushi rice? Dank that I'm done, stunt. What's a guy gotta do to get some sushi rice? That isn't flowery and muddy. I'm so sick and tired of a sushi roll. That's just Rady sushi rice. So if you're from Japan, it's just rice

The French Joe's comes out not now wrong song It's still being workshoped. They don't know the choreo in okay, so they bring they bring the rice They don't know how to hold the choreo in. Okay, so they bring the rice. I'm like, God, they bring the lunch to the set with a lunch included rice. They bring the lunch to the set up. And I just love Josiah's stain for just the wildlife. He's like, hmm, there's this thing right there.

Can it kill you? It's very Caroline asked just sort of circling around doing nothing hurtful. Who cares? I just want the done hulio. Take it to that beach. So they eat the eat the sushi or whatever. And the hot tub is overfilled or something is spilling all over and the captain is about to pound. Because. Oh yeah.

How the fuck does that happen? Chandler Ross Chandler Ross Chandler Ross is captain Chandler Ross Chandler Ross Chandler Ross. How the fuck does that happen? B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Ross like if it were me I'd leave someone behind because it's a big boat and you don't want an accident to happen But it's not me so anyway French taste Fresh toast on my face How does a boat decide and a but not one? Swing and dick for being an terror goddamn crew Ha! I got angry eyes because why is it both the size not have any guys on board? And by swinging dick I mean a girl or a boy so the

rain comes and Kate's like hmm well Chandler since it's about to rain we should load him up and he's like I'm wondering if I should take the crew back because the boats uncovered she's like God it's like he's trying to suck at his job. Yeah, Kate is like, she's having none of this. She's slowly getting frustrated. And I'm so excited for the inevitable Kate Chandler, you know, clash because she's just going to destroy him. And I'm like, just waiting.

It's like it's building and building and building. And she's just gonna destroy him. And I'm like, just waiting. It's like building and building and building. And she's just looking at those clouds, she's like, um, Chandler, this guy is about to Caroline. So I think I should really prioritize the guess. I mean, well, Captain Lee is getting mad because he can't figure out how to turn off the jacuzzi. He's covering up the chairs because it's about to rain. He has to call up Johan to save the day.

And he's just like, sat at my bitch if it isn't gonna rain. He has to call up Johan to save the day and he's just like SET IT A BITCH! If it isn't gonna rain, it only needs for fucking rain. We're not swinging dicks with it. I'm swinging umbrellas, I'm umbrellas with dicks on that's what I need. Now we gotta pay Johan an under five rate. God damn it! So Kate's cracking me back on the other party. Okay bye social media people. Hope you make it. Bye. Be careful the real sharks.

Yeah, have fun. Don't die. All right, but it's take me to the yacht. Um, just saying now this little boat. Yeah, she's like, just saying there's a lot of equipment on this boat. So if it's heavy, it's not me. It's the equipment. It's all of Caroline's medicine. Okay great. Flush Caroline, Caroline, Captain, Captain. We got guest in the Jacuzzi. You might want to check

on him. You have double limping, gimping. And she's like drinks. Okay, okay guys, you want drinks? And they're like, yeah, I'd like one coconut water with one blueberry, one slice of strawberry, and a mint leaf. Well, I got the mint leaf, give me one more. Here you go. Well, the jackass this guy is my god. I know.

I can't tell if he's just trying to be like a certain sort of persona on camera, but like, if that's, if that is what you're doing, that makes it even worse. It's like lamer. Yeah, you're trying to be like this. So yeah, he's asked for some sort of coke and I drink with one blueberry and Caroline, of course, the single blueberry channel and just what kind of breaks her because they don't have any fresh blueberries. So there's like a frozen blueberry that she needs, which I feel like probably wouldn't be good, or maybe needs to defrost.

Either way, it's been 15 minutes, and they still don't have the drinks, so they're starting to get antsy. Yeah, and she's like, oh, do we have blueberries on strawberries, but they're frozen! And then she tells the chef, she's like, I don't know how to make any of these drinks.

And he goes, when is Kate coming back? Toast. And she's like, I don't know how to make any of these drinks and he goes when is Kate coming back Toast and she's like Kate Kate Caroline Caroline Caroline. It's like um this radio just limped over to me. This must be you Caroline. What is it? So yeah, they asked for a coconut water with a blueberry and a strawberry and a mint leaf. I don't know what goes in that She's like, um probably a coconut water blueberry and a mint leaf. Okay, I'll do that for you. So, so be right up like she's pissed. Yeah. She's not just sort of lunch and shark-infested waters and she's the one freaking out. That's the whole reason why Kate agreed to that setup because normally she would never want to set up something in the water, but she's like, I need to do this the way going forward in my career. I can always

say, I've served lunch in shark and fessed waters and now you want me to worry about this. Useless. So meanwhile downstairs in the wherever in the crew area, ash and just full on farts with no mint leaves and Ross is like yes, what what how can I help you Like I fat and you think you being cold Like they like bro laugh over farts. Yeah, he's like someone called my name. So now So now the cake goes to Caroline and starts giving her some that like Fakes empathy and she's like, oh, how's your foot feeling? How is it, it looks, it looks swollen and itchy and red. And wow, it's eyes are, oh, I'm sorry, that's your face.

I was like at the wrong part of your body. Oh, how's that leprosy? Oh, I'm sorry, that was your conscience. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go back to sitting and folding Caroline. Okay.

Yeah, I go back to sitting and folding. You can do that. It's nice, low energy simplistic motions that really help no one one except the napkins the setup in the kitchen cracks me up Because whenever the whenever Kate talks to the chef they both lean over the counters But it cuts off their heads you just see their little butts poking out of this counter I know and then and Caroline's just like stuck there in that kitchen I don't know if it was now or later, but just talking a little stool in the kitchen doing whatever. She's like an old grandma at the table, like chopping beans.

Oh, he's folding something. Yeah. So Captain calls Chandler up to have a little pound of flesh. Let me weigh your flesh. I just need a pound of the time. damn it so they can't learn Chandler do you know what I hate let me tell you what I hate here's what I hate babysitting if I have to see on another baby. I don't think I can sit on it baby I can't stand to baby sit and I won't baby sit you Hey there little Bob Bob I'm your baby sitter You overflow the hot tub I'm a baby quitter I'm a baby quitter! I'm a baby quitter!

I'm a baby quitter! I'm a baby quitter! I'm a baby quitter! Has the pass of fire? Cause you're about to get fired! Cause I don't wanna be babysitting on any baby that's shitin' on the jacuzzi when there's noozzi of loud and low I'm ravin' words and you are almost fired one way to take it home baby sittin' yeah! of, well I don't know, I'm ramen-words and you are almost fired one way to take it home, baby-sitting? Yeah!

Well just like that, he told me just like that, he told me, Ashton's responsible if I did something wrong. Ashton's responsible if I did something wrong! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Hot tub, hot tub. That's what one thing that I got a bad rub about. I'm not here to make a deal. The hot tub was so fulfilled. God dammit! Of course, Chandler has the songs where when you're watching the musical, you're like looking down a play bowl to be like, how many more songs are in this act? Yeah, who is this idiot? What reality should he come out of? When do we get to the show stoppers? Oh, so the captain's like, we got Frank coming down and hot thumbs over flow and I got my dick in my hand here. Branch toast.

And Chandler's like, oh god, I don't want to disappoint him. But your crew should be looking out for you, which was a natural rhyme that should have added to our musical but didn't. No. It's important for us to make songs out of things that don't rhyme in any possible way. It's important for us to repeat one word about five times and then rhyme nothing with it. So the captain's like, that will be... A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A Oh

And they Chandler slam Sador and he's like fucking asshole And the back went ends Wow, that's a great first that I loved I literally just pulled a muscle like somewhere around my diaphragm from laughing so much. I'm like, oh, stretching my torso. Okay, so I loved when the captain Lee goes, I don't know if he got it, Ben, and said, I'm just gonna be a total fuck up today. Which is, I could actually imagine Chandler doing that.

Be like, you know what, that's what I'm gonna be. Fuck this, yeah, I'm gonna be a fuck up this. Yeah, I'm going to be a fuck up today. Yeah, but we'll fuck, but also like seriously, like the crew needs to be looking out for me. Every time the crew says something to you, you're like, you know what, just do this. So then we open up with Kate making a list of shit. She's going to be fired for. But you don't know that she's doing that yet.

She's behind the scrim. That's why we just she's behind the scrim. And we're like, oh, well, at first we don't know that she's doing that yet. She's behind the scrim. That's why we just she's behind the scrim We're like, oh, well first we don't even see it We just see like Tahiti and then it like comes behind and we realize that it was actually a scrim all along and we see Kate behind it She's like hmm lists Here's a list of how I can help you I'll be on late no Kate. Yes, late. No Kate. I can't let you I'm doing you. I'll be on later. No, Kate! Yes, Lace. No, Kate, I can't let you.

I'm doing it. Thanks! Here's what I'm going to do. Crackers, crackers. I'm putting crackers in a ziplock. Dreams, dreams. I'm putting dreams in a ziplock. Isn't it funny how everything fits so nicely in a little bag?

Crackers, crackers, in a zip lock. How can I help you, Caroline? Okay, God, you're such a good person! Just go sit. Oh, God, she's a sweetheart. Meanwhile, Kate's like, Caroline sat down again today. Caroline, bait me back the crackers.

In life, there are two types of people, sitters and standards, and that's what I have. I have standards and sitters and babies who need babysitters. I hate babysitters. I have my standards, standards, babysitters, standards, babysitters, let's yacht. And the scream comes up. Toast, toast, toast.

I love the toast, but I'm pretty much. Toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast,ast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, toast, to up, baby, sit up! Hey! The toast just comes running through. Toast toast toast. It's like an artistic Julie Tamer moment. All the toast, by the way, it's just people with toast masks and the toast is like above their head. Dear diary, I'm making a list still. Caroline coming to the kitchen. Here's your pedestal. Caroline sat on a pedestal.

Look, you can sit right on a sitting on it! Yeah, and the update is that Caroline's foot is swelling it. It's swelling up even more. My heart, my foot, it's all swelling. Cause I am swell, I'm swell. From my foot to my heart, we're swell. I'm swell. From my foot to my heart we're swell. On my toe, mosquito bite is swelling. It hurts real bad. Kate, I so untelling. It hurts more. it hurts more than ever

It's like be quiet please instead of the pedestal Look at her little street ocean. So why is Caroline wearing a beret? Well, I was Caroline what did Caroline's this? Caroline's the one of the flags with the French toast. Why is she waving it? Do you hear the infections grow? So Ashley, Ashley's like, hello, sex toy, hello sex object. What's happening with you? And she's like, I've had it. I've had it. I'm about to the point where I'm ready to go though. Baby, sit it, baby, sit there. Yeah, and then we are treated to, because basically, Ryan and Ashton are talking about how Chandler's getting the most rest out of all of them.

And then we get like a whole extended montage of Chandler just sleeping. Be like, all right, I think I'm going to turn in. I'm just going to take a nap. I'm, hey, guys, can you keep it down? I'm sort of a light sleeper. A dream to dream of taking it app. Just like my dad told me too a long time ago. So at dinner, they're having, what did Kate call this? She's like, we're having a social media rave like something stupid.

Yeah. So they have glow lights. And the main guy, I don't know what his look is, but he's wearing like an LED dog collar necklace and taking a picture of himself. I'm like, you know, this guy's just hopeless. He is. He does, and it truly is not appreciating the artistry by Adrian, who, Adrian, who once

again pops up to share some random piece of information that does nothing to do with anything. He's like, dinner is the epiphany. Breakfast is nice. Lunch are getting into it, but dinner. That's the epiphany. That's when you realize tomorrow's breakfast. So, uh, Kate's like, um, Kate, Kate Caroline, cake, Caroline, starting a list for the night. Caroline, cake, Caroline, come to the galley for a service piece. I can't! Ah!

Making a list and checking it twice. Caroline's here list as I can come up. This list, this list, this baby sitter, baby sitter, pounded out flesh. A lot of my chiefs now have accumulated throughout the show. It's like, it's a lot of things happening now. And it's like, the dinner's done. I told you, everybody had a climax at the dinner. Let's go to bed.

It is bedtime good night. It is bedtime good night. I'm going to the hot tub to fuck my girlfriend. Oh the crow's nest. No rest at the Rose Nests. Rose Nests. Rose Nests. Rose Nests. Rose Nests. French Toast. Or just Toast. Or just Toast. So she's like, um, Kate, I'm 90% certain they're having sex in the

Rose Nests and kids like, hmm, let's judge them. So they all gather around the TVs and she's like, but wait, she's on her side. And the chef is like, that's how it works sometimes. Oh yeah. Want to breast massage anybody? Anybody? Adrian's like deflating popovers one by one. So now is the morning, time for breakfast, the non-piphanemial, and

Kate is now like, she's moved on to metaphor analogies. She's like, just I as like a show dog, perfectly groomed, great gate, and Caroline's like a chihuahua that's scared and hungry in the street and you close the door, and it shits itself. It's just like the idea of it's always shitting itself on Michael Dorglose's. Close every door to me. Shit, all my pants to me. So then we get the gas packing and stuff and then the girls I take another selfie of me and the captain's like Don't stand right in front of my god there she goes Standing in front of my god cuz she's like don't you think we're gonna be in the way of the captain and he's like you're in the

So Caroline's leaning on somebody while they're you know waiting to say their good vibes They're all like oh, come on. Yeah, the guests are all leaving. They're all lined up and Caroline's standing like a flamingo With her leg up in the air. Yeah, I'm saying no, but I'm still here Caroline's is girl I used to wait tables with and she came in for the interview She was great. She's like totally into what everybody loved her. Then the first day it works She's like, oh, I can't deliver my plates because I have carpal tunnel syndrome and she whips out this fucking like one of those like Velcro cast things that you put on yourself. I'm like you don't get to do that after you got

the job, okay? And then everybody has to run around delivering this girl's dishes and you can't fire her, because then she'll say, oh that was hateful, they did it because I had a medical condition. Yeah exactly. And that's what she even looks like Caroline. She was like a blonde version of Caroline. So I'm like getting mad at Caroline. It was Caroline.

You know, Caroline could have had a blonde version of herself. If you can't stand on two feet, you're not meant to work at a quan a grill. A quan a grill. So the guest leave and Kate gives them all like this withering look like goodbye never come back and And then we see me in it and then we see Caroline folding a towel and an office chair just looking scared she's like Do I fold left to right up to down down to up which way do I fold origami? Oh my god! Keep folding Caroline.

And she's like, but I don't know what's going on. They have all these diseases here. She's like, well, none of them can be more deadly than the disease of Caroline. That seems to have plagued this boat. Yeah. So they all gather for the tip meeting, and Captain Lee is like, well, the only thing that worked harder than we did

on that charter was our band with... Duh, dunch! Our band with... Our band with... It was so taxed with our guests because all they wanted was Wi-Fi and I say Wi-Fi progress! Why fight progress? So Chandler's like I know I was the shit show, but from this point on it's gonna be better I'm gonna do better from this point on I'm gonna make daddy proud daddy So they make 15k for their tiff and Kate's like um um, you okay, Caroline? She's like, popping, popping, popping on my toe. Kate's like, we need to walk in as another Dr. Support me for Caroline.

And the sis on another, which kind of rhymes with bother. So she's like, bye, get better, get the good drugs, Caroline. So then Chandler sees Riley and he's like, oh, Riley is one of the things that'll piss me off. I just fed your fucking chamois. That's not correct. You'll have to ask someone else. Well, that's what happens when you don't put things

away. You get blamed because that's what I'm used to What a dick right like I'm saying like oh sorry my Chandler go take a nap. Yeah, so then Carol Hobbels the hobbles around you know on the past Arale she's like she's walking on the past around like she's the pass-around. She's like, she's walking on the pass-around, like she's in a rope's core. She's like, limping and crunching. Like, which admittedly, that's exactly how I would be if I were in her situation.

She's like, I'm back, I'm back on my toe. So the doctor said she had to be off her foot for two days and Carol lines like wow I'm sure you're in pain. So why don't you just go back to your cabin and rest it? I'm not carrying your weight all season Here's a list here's a list here's a list here's a list here's a list of shit. You don't. So Caroline's like, A, yes, that's right. So maybe you should tell the evil inside you, the mosquito bite, to be gone once of raw.

And then put aside in two days, whether you get to stay or not. So now it's time to go out at night and Caroline has to stay behind because you know, foot situations. And they're hopping into vans in the bar and Kate's feeling sent to the mental and she's like I love our entire crew even Riley, even Riley, but dumb, stupid fisherman from Alaska. The one he was demon after walking to traffic and by traffic I mean me. Yeah, exactly.

So they go the restaurant, they talk about dadb vibes, they're all sort of like lined up and like a sushi type place or a Benning Han type. I think it was sushi, I don't remember. But, um, but Ashen is like Ashen goes up to China, I was like, Hey, body, let me give you some mid voice, free of charge. Don't be mad, but here's the truth about Rhyly. She's about to explode. You better treat her well, because when she explodes, that fish guts on your face. Well, someone else on the crew needs to do it because that's looking out for Chandler. When you look out for Chandler, you look out for you. So, basically, it's a fairly early night because Janla or Ashton decides he can get wasted within the allotted hour and go back to bed. Exactly.

And Kate's like, of course, Ashton gets wasted and starts hitting on everyone. And Kate's like, this is like dirty dancing, the Hesianites and every girl is Jennifer Gray to Ashen Swazie and I've had the mediocre time of my life and I've often felt this way before. No, I don't swear. It's not necessarily true, because I'm not holding on my love for you.

true because I'm not holding on my love for you. So back on the boat, Ashden is drinking. He's like trying to talk him in himself into drinking yellow stuff from a pitcher, but he doesn't know what it is. It's like vinegar or something. He's like, oh, this is nasty. I'm gonna drink it anyway. Oh, it's disgusting. I won't drink it.

No, I'm gonna drink it. No, I won't. Oh, I'm gonna drink it. No, I'm drinking it drinking it So then He's like ways Caroline and Riley's like oh Wait, we can't do it cuz I can't be quiet, which means I'm gonna go to bed, but then she masturbates Which is something like that? They show we're jerking off, right? I mean, look, they do it with the guys every season. I guess they could show a girl too, but it looked like she started jerking off,

which I was like, you go girl, damn. Yeah, so she kicks Ash now, and he's like, well, I need to get ice cream anyway. So he goes out to find ice cream, and he like, cymbals into Caroline. And he's like, where did you come from? Aren't she supposed to be resting? I seen a ghost, a ghost with red hair,

a ghost that's limping in, I thought it was the death of me. Body was. Pound. Caroline, Caroline, haunting the kitchen with her infection. Caroline, Caroline, here she goes. then Josiah has his big song. It's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun She goes, you know what, Caroline? You're gonna go to the guest cabin. I want you to rest, okay? Yeah, this is where she gets locked up. Yeah, so, Carol looks like, but it hurts. Like, I know, Caroline.

So, you're gonna be locked in the lounge. Can I get my stuff? Can I get my stuff? No, I'll get your stuff for you. Why should I stop waiting on you now, Caroline? I'm a human being, and I deserve to be treated better than being placed in a beautiful room on a luxury yacht where I have to sit on it Proud, wow, you're right, you're wabwa

I'm putting you in your crate I'm making a list and here's the gist All I have is two days to wait I'm telling you That's all folks. Yeah, so it's basically like you have two more days and then you're fired. And it's actually. Yeah, she's basically the ultimate.

And that was a fun day. We finally got another below deck musical. It's been two years. I know. It felt a Bolo Deck musical too. The big Bougaloo. Before we wrap this Bolo Deck musical up, we do do something on Wednesdays, which is called Crap in Spotlight. Let's hear from our little Crap Spotlight. This is where we turn the podcast over to our listeners for two minutes. If you want to do this, you just support at the Patreon. I'm the crapens male listeners, spotlight level or above on Patreon.

And this week comes from the lovable and wonderful Just Ang. Who I believe is the commissioner of the little crapens football, the fancy football league. Sorry. Sorry if Just Ang isn't and I gave her improper credit. Okay, here we go. Hi Ben and Ronnie, it's Jessica Dang. So I'm answering your listener spotlight questions about favorite and least favorite bravo stars. So I guess I'll start with the good first. My favorite bravo stars actually have a tie. The tie between Gina from Melbourne. And the reason why I love her is she's just perfect TV. She's the perfect housewife. She is amazing to look at in a ridiculous way. She has the best one liners, the best shade,

just the best everything. She is a queen. The other favorite of mine is also queen, and that is queen Catherine from Southern Charm. Oh yeah. I think Catherine also makes her great TV, but also she has one of the realist stories that I think that we

have seen on Bravo. And I just really feel like she is relatable and raw and real and I want her to succeed. So I love having her on my TV to see her journey. My least favorite is Yolanda. Wow. And she's on a growl and thank goodness, because she was just insufferable in every single way. Still is. I just, I think her medical struggles should have been taken off the air.

Just everything about her was just terrible. So glad to see her gone. The most overhyped Bravo star is sorry to say Erica Jane. I just don't get it. I know that she's fun to look at but outside of that her music is terrible and not even in a good laughable terrible way. She's arrogant. I just don't think she brings much to the show. I think she's holding back a lot on her personal life and on her true self. And I just don't think she makes for great TV. And then the most under appreciated award has to go to Kristen Dodie. Poor Kristen has been relegated to more of a supporting role the last few seasons.

And I just really want Vanderpump rules to bring back the attention that the old Kristen got. I think even though she's not as crazy, she still has so much to bring to the show. And she is just absolutely captivating to watch. Plus, your guy is impression of her is one of the best. Alright guys, I love you so much. I also love the Crappens, thanks Jess. Those are those are just just great. Jessica Dang. Wow, we did it. Well, everyone, thank you so much for listening to this bonkers. Blow deck, musical to episode. Thanks, Jess, for sending in your comments. And we'll

bet back tomorrow to talk the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey. And then Friday, we're in Seattle, we're going to be talking Dallas. So look for the Dallas recap, Friday night or Saturday morning, one of those days. And then Shaws, we had mentioned this before, but Shaws will be, we're going to cover that on the bonus episode next week. Sorry, you know, we're not trying to like hide it behind a paywall. It's just that we have like like the yacht. We have only so much bandwidth. So thank you for being patient on that. So that's that. Yeah everybody, we love you. We will talk to you next time.

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