Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD

Episode Date: May 23, 2018

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Good, nothing. The Bachelor Podcast is back, Alyssa and Rose Fricks. We just did a cast preview. Fun, very, very fun. I'm so glad to hear that. That's so great. We've based all judgments on haircuts and collarless shirts. I'm so glad to hear that. That's so great. We've faced all judgments on haircuts and colorless shirts. That's what you have to do.

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we're doing a Hangout this coming Tuesday. So keep an eye out for that. If you want to join the Hangout, you go to patreon.com slash watch what crap is inside up. Oh yeah, quick shale. Quick shale. Quick shale. Quick shill. And now it is time for ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba The subject made the season premiere last week had everyone buzzing.

I mean, everyone has been going nuts on our social media about these guests, especially this woman, Erica Watmore. They are going nuts. Last week, I was like, this woman is crazy. She should get, I literally said that she should get fired from whatever job that she has. This week, I'm like, what was I thinking? This woman is amazing and we need her on every single week on this show. Yes, Mrs. Watmore.

Ms. Watmore. Shivan Fallon, who was the cast member on SNL, I don't think I've seen people talk about her as much ever in her career because she looks just like this woman, Erica. So people were like, she looks like that woman, like everyone got been saying, she looks like that woman who was in this movie or that movie and there were all references to Shivan Fallon So congrats Shivan Fallon you were back in the pop culture spotlight

and The reverse of the reverse of congrats for Alicia what more because everyone hates your ass now Rika They probably have forever Eureka are we are talking about Eureka the redhead Yeah, her name is Eureka a are E C a Eureka? I talked about Eureka, the redhead. Yeah, her name is Eureka, A-R-E-C-A. Eureka. Okay, so yeah, I'm sorry, reverse congrats to you because everyone hates you now. You probably know that they probably hated you forever, but now you're hearing it from the internet.

I have to say, it couldn't happen to a nicer woman. Okay. She is just hilariously awful. I actually am starting to suspect that N Nishel who is not great herself But I think that Nishel brought her on board because she was like this will be too hilarious to see the woman on the yacht this crazy ass bitch from my neighborhood Yeah, she's like the local dog walker or something like that Yeah, she didn't seem to know a couple of the girls very well by the end of this episode But she seems to know everything. She was a real know-it-all.

Maybe she knows it all. So where we left off last week was that thunderstorms were rolling into the Mediterranean and it was breakfast time and the show was going to have a talk with Captain Sandy because she was not having a good time. Not having a good time at all and things need to be corrected. And this is how you start a conversation. Well, I have a couple of concerns that are valid. Yeah.

Says you. Yeah, I was like, wait a bar from the real house as a potential make with the concerns talk. Yeah. You don't get to just say that your concerns are valid. How about other people or the jobs of that? Yeah, you don't get to validate yourself. Okay, like if we get all validated ourselves,

we wouldn't have to pay anything at Parangarajas. Yeah, so this stupid hooker is like, my preference she said that I don't want starch or pasta. No, it did not say that. It said rice, okay? Yeah. And I cannot wait for you to get called out. Yeah, she's complaining.

She's like, well, first of all, the food was in a bowl and you know, we are just as a society so beyond bowls We are a plated society. I asked for no starch pastas Ron and that there was not only pasta, but there's only one asparagus and it was it was chopped up So it really barely even counted as an asparagus and Sandi's like, uh-huh Uh-huh, uh-huh, and then she's like, and Hannah seemed to be frustrated. I mean, that could just be a natural look for her. I mean, I don't know, but it could be.

And then they cut to this shot of Hannah wiping a wine glasses like, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. She actually said, Hannah isn't pleasing. It could be her face. Yeah. Excuse you. But they did show Hannah. So I've never seen someone so angry polishing glass. She was like motherfucking fucking bitchholes. Yes. Hannah has the talent of being

extremely, you know, like when people squint their eyes when they're really mad, they're like, Hannah could squint her eyes with her eyes wide open as bizarre. She's like not afraid to snarl. She's like, I'm gonna put like a little bit of my lip up and I'm going to just like crinkle my nose and glare. She's like, I'm not afraid to do it. It's a y'all. And also if Anna ever starts playing with her necklace or her microphone or whatever, run because she's pissed. And it's her pistail. And you know what, it's also her Pistel if she's panting. If she comes up to me, she's like, hello, so we're gonna go on a trip and, you know, I know that you were frustrated yesterday

and hopefully today we'll be back to us there. All right, that means I fucking hate you bitches and I'm being forced to be nice to you because I'm panting right now. This is so funny. So what's the name of the girl who's the deck hand? Like forget her name. I think her name is Rihanna. Jamie Jamie. I'm gonna be Ronnie. No, no, I'm Jamie. You're right.

You're right. I think it's yeah. Um, sorry. It takes me a couple weeks to learn the names. So Zhao Zhao in Langu, they're someone's teaching her how to tie a rope. I'm guessing it's common. It's your while was. Okay. So he's like, well, don't you have some stew with his things today? And she just like smacks him in the balls with the rope. There's a great. I was like, yes, Jamie. Wait a second. Wait a second. The tone is like, oh, you hit the tip. In the lock and Zimbabwe. Yeah. And then let me tell you that Zimbabwe.

What's the tips? Be a tips. All right. In Zimbabwe, if you get is in ballboy lots of tips be it tips All right, in Zimbabwe if you get hit in the nuts people just accept it But I don't because I don't like Zimbabwe and I'm gonna rebel against people who people in the nuts Oh, I'm so sorry guys Bueller hits to our also This is gonna be a rough week for this podcast in Bueller because someone got a little drunk on Amazon Prime the other day Did you get Bueller a bunch of toys? Oh, no, you got a bunch of toys. No, of course not. I'm selfish. I get a lot of bottles to chew on. Tell us what you got. We don't need to talk about that because we don't have Amazon Prime's in Boatboy. So, so now we go to Sandy. Who's now talking to Adam?

Because Nishal also told Sandy that they had to pour their own drinks and I'm just not having a good time. I'm like, shut the fuck up, you're on a super yacht. Don't tell me you're not having a good time, okay? You're having great time. You're having great time, Nishal. I hope we, yeah, we didn't have a good day yesterday. So Hannah is like, or we've got to take him shopping, eh?

Well, Sandy is talking to Adam about the pasta and She's like so Adam you have to really make sure you follow the yep preference sheet and he's like I did I fucking followed it and then use she's like I even told them what I'd be making and they didn't even have a problem with it And we see a flashback of Of him talking to the women being like, okay, ladies, we're going to be making for dinner. It's going to be pasta, starchy, starchy pasta with fennel and the show in a bowl in a bowl and the show is like, make my palate dance.

Oh God. I don't, do you remember that scene? Because I don't remember that from last week. Well, I mean, they may not have shown it last week, but the point was he told them they were making pasta and the show was like that's fabulous I mean, that's in my mouth Italy. By the way, you're in Italy. You're in Italy You're Italy. Yeah, so Hannah and Hannah and crew Hannah's like They're leaving thank God

Thank God and crime where I was like well, it's cloudy. So she gets somehow this is going to be my fault. Yeah. Yeah. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah to the bridge. Hannah, can you come on up? So Hannah turns out the primary didn't like your attitude. So could you go about your face? Because she complained about your face. And Hannah's like, well, my face does do it same thing. All right. But in my defense, I've never met such vile people. And they cut to her when when when tenders like the complaint about your face, they cut to Hannah, responding with her eyes, just bulging like this. There's heath us.

Those vile hippas. I was I was wishing back to the day. So when I was looking after the Russian mafia Probably actually I don't think that was even a joke She's probably the be with the Russian mafia than these ladies So they're in captain's like you can do it with the positive attitude. It's gonna be great Yeah, it's gonna be a great no-bowl day Hannah So meanwhile down by the tender. There's the classic debate old towel or Shamwa, which do you use to wipe down your tender? Jowse like

It's a we're not we can use the tail not a shami and Is it Conrad? Yeah, Conrad no no Damn it. There's Conrad and Colin. Yeah, there's Conrad and Colin and Jamie and Joe But which one is Colin Conrad is the boss? Yeah, but Conrad's like because Dwarves like so all you should do like they do in Zimbabwe Use an old table and just wipe it down and come out like yeah I think that what we're gonna do is use a Shemwa instead. It's like why you should do is she is an old towel But we can do Shemwa. That's what it's it's made for But I know what to do. I'm Jawa from Zimbabwe. And then Zimbabwe use old towels and rebel against the thought of old towels. Yeah. Well, in Italy,

we slap down people who aren't listening to the boss. You bitch. And I hope that Conrad whips it out. No, Colin. I hope Colin whips it out and starts slapping him in the face with it. Conrad. Well, and then Jawao starts, he has this whole thing, he's like, you know, in Zimbabwe, you know, we have to challenge a thought because we have a better thought in Zimbabwe so the only thing you can do is challenge it. So you have to challenge a thought. Don't tell me, don't, if you tell me, I can't use an old tail and you have a reason behind it that's fine, but you just say, you can't use an old tail.

Then I'm not going to accept that. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Just use it some more. He's such an asshole. He's such an asshole. Yeah. What does he have to tell you? And then he does tell you why you have to use it some more. He's such an asshole. He's such an asshole. What does he have to tell you?

And then he does tell you why you have to use it because that's what they're made for. He even gives them an answer. So why don't you just shut up and do your job, sir? Yeah, it's your wall. So it's 11, 35 AM. And now it's Hannah's moment of reckoning. She has to go apologize.

Yes, I was hoping you would do it, but that's fine. That's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no She has to go apologize. Yes. I was hoping you would do it, but that's fine. No, no, I'm going to do it. There's so many notes on this show. It's like, OK, what are we doing? Where are we going to do this? So I like the redhead. She's like, oh, well, there's caprines in the clouds.

She's like mad that it's going to rain. And Hannah's like, well, ladies. And again, she's playing with her necklace and trying not to squint, bulge her eyes out. And she's like, ladies, I'm looking forward to today. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. And red's like, huh, she just looks at her and she goes, huh. And then the main lady is like, well, Hannah, your apology is accepted.

And we look forward to having fun. And like yesterday, which was not fun. So please, if you think of bowls or ignoring our preference sheet, she said, all right, I'm going to send Casey to the lane. Yeah. It's like Hannah's just hoping that this girl is going to barf on these. Yeah, exactly. I think it's a great tactic, you know, put the barfiest girl on there and see what happens So yeah, so she puts Casey on the tender to go at the woman to Capri and she's like she looks as yellow as a hair

Good old yellow a yellow this. That's what I call it Good old corn stop this Bob why we don't get the ex. We don't get seasick, we get land sick. So they're in the boat and they're trying to be positive today because maybe they sense that they were total monsters yesterday, I don't know, but they're really going to go overboard to be nice. And they're just like, looks, it looks like we're on Capri. Wait a minute, you're the one with C sickness, aren't you?

I thought you'd been on a yacht before and she's like, oh, I am for the day yacht. And then the red head, they're walking your red around and the red head goes, oh sandals, woo! You know what sandals are, don't you? Sandals are basically like a soul with with strap so it's not like a full Shoot it's like yes, Erica. You don't have to pontiffy about every fucking thing my mama's appearance sandals made out of king Guru baby She killed it with her own hands

So then Hannah and Jamie are back Hannah and brook are snickering about casinos. She's sickness out in the in the boat. And Brooke's so nice. She goes, well, she was a dice to you. Hey, so what she's saying? She was just a dice to you and Anna goes, yeah, well yesterday was a day. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I was saying to him. Like, well, it wasn't even overnight yet. So back on back on dry land, while the women are eating their lunch in bowls, Casey and Jroin are walking around, then she's like, I feel better. And he goes, must be the company. And she's like, yeah. So I haven't had sex in eight years.

And I'm also allergic to raw fruits and vegetables and late tax. And he's like, what, wait, wait, wait, what? She's like, yeah, I gave up my V-card to my high school boyfriend because I thought he was gonna be the one and turns out he wasn't the one. So now I'm just like close up shop. And he's like, oh, is like his boner is just like popping through his shorts now. This guy is so gross. He's like, I mean, she don't wear cannedams,

and he goes, she's just my tight, didn't work on, he doesn't say that. But he's like, she's just my tight, there work on the hey don't say that but he's like she's just my tight There's a lot more to work than the bicky Yeah, and so and they keep while they're talking they keep flashing to the gas at the restaurant and then at one point a Bowl or like the food arrives. It's full. It's fully pasta by the way. Yeah, you can see it's pasta. I'm like these bitches These fucking bitches I'm wondering if he said I'm gonna make you fetishine and they just didn't know what that was. They probably thought it was like Chinese fetishies.

It took me a minute. I was like, huh? It's a little bit of a stretch. Meanwhile Casey's like, I just want, I don't just want my body fucked. I want my soul fucked. Good God. Don't worry. You're on below deck, Matt. Your soul will be fucked plenty. So, and, and Joual is like so shocked by this news. He's so disgusting. He goes, he

goes, shut the front door. Well, you have clearly, like, you know, this is your coworker first and foremost. So stop it. We don't have sexual hair smitten in Zimbabwe. We just call that coffee. We call them lazy seasons. You turn them around and wait until they give you what you want. Yeah, we always rebel against authority unless it's the pitchy acting, in which case we get to do all the things we want to do.

So Hannah and Emma, I keep calling her Emily Brooke. She's like the quiet English girl for the girl. They're talking to her voice. And she's like, I've got to admit I'm a stave. He's mad about me. Yeah. And Hannah goes, well, you'll learn, you'll earn a lot of money on this boat and that's good for you.

And if he can't take that and get rid of him. Yeah, exactly. Because it's been only like two days, two or three days. And they're already having like quiet text fights. You know, they know the blow deck text fight where they cut to you for like three seconds and you see a text bubble that's like, where are you? Why aren't you responding? And then it goes to something else. Yeah, you want to meet in the laundry room behind or in the closet behind the laundry room or where that place is. So the captain is like, well, the great thing about the Mediterranean is it's amazing. The bad thing about the Mediterranean, it cannot always handle a banana.

The wonderful thing about life is I love bananas. The not so wonderful thing is the Mediterranean might chew up my bananas, spit it out. You know, sometimes the Mediterranean forgets to take a nap. And when it doesn't take a nap, it gets a little grouchy, and sends a white squall your way. So guess what? White squalls happening. So there's like basically the horrific thunderstorm where everything is blowing away,

and they're like, bring in the flower arrangements, bring them in, and they're all just like braving the storm to bring in flowers and stuff. And then in town, still pretending they're nice people. The lady's like, isn't this nice? It is nice. Isn't this fun? It is, but my mom has a, has a carpet made out of flamingo babies.

I mean, while Jihuahua is still asking, still probing all these questions into Casey's sex life. He's like, you know, asking everything and I like her, she goes, I think he wants to have sex with me, but he can't. I was like, yeah, Casey, yeah, you keep that, you keep it locked down. Don't let that guy get in there. Yeah, he's super subtle. Isn't this the first time in the episode that he's got his knee up like over her? He's just a gross person. He's disgusting. And he's like, well, I'll think you need

comparison. You can't just have one main. You've got to have a comparison. And then red comes outside or Eureka. And she's like, I got food for you guys. I got food for you too, because we take care of you and that's how we roll. It's like a must-ears zebra. Like this is a half-eaten piece of garlic bread. So the, so the, so the squall is happening. And basically everyone who's in Capri is stuck there because they can't get to the boat. So like they're the boats calling

in asking you to go out with every if all the guests are happy and it's like well let's see if the guests are happy and Michelle's like this house wine is fantastic. I'm like see you shouldn't even be on a yacht. You're like happy with the house wine. Yeah you need you need a house a wine and a waiter okay that's all you need. Yeah so the ladies go back to the boat which is that this is my favorite I love this that and what more like oh my god That's a squall line Geez is sucking up moisture and it's coming. It's gonna come and fall on our head and then she marches off Like she's gonna leave down the deck. I'm gonna come on back. Come on

She's one of those people who loves being awfully dramatic about everything, you know So and she's like I know it all about whether I'm yawning all of a sudden. So she's like, come on, we gotta go, we gotta go, this is our moment, we gotta go, come on, ladies, come on. You know, she's like, we're at the wrong dock, we're at the wrong dock. And the show's like, can we just like walk? We don't have time. So, T.O. Lake Dricity is in the air. That's what lightning does. We're heading right into the jaws of the monster. It's like, okay, Mary Elizabeth, Master Antonio. Let's just like relax here.

So, then, so Conrad comes pick them up in the tender and they're like, how old are you Conroy? And then they put a vans green that his name is Conrad. It's just like this quiet little like shade against the women from the editors. I love it. He's like, I'm 23. Yeah, good, get in here. Do you what mom did to that little weasel we found

in the African Sahara? When you want a boat, I know boats, I'm a boat person. I know better than you. Hey, have you ever scanned in Okapee, huh? With your teeth. What do you think about dong beetlesay huh? With your teeth. What do you think about dumb beetles? Because when they were at lunch, it's in that one she said, God, I love tuna. All of you have tuna while it's still pumping. Yeah, she just has that later on. She has a whole, well, she's, I mean, so she says like they've just like a

million different like cutaways, but she says that later on. She's like, I'll take it right out of the water and she ride into it while it's bumping. Yeah, she goes No, this was it was later on Um, it was as that dinner. She goes. I'll take a tuner right out the stream Lead it on the deck and eat it right there lip steel bump in. I'm like, okay, settle down. Oh gross. So So anyway back on back on the boat, Berk is still having her quiet text fight. And then there, and Enrico's bossing everyone around on the tender, they're on the boat.

They're like motoring to the yacht. Like there's nothing else you can do. And she's like, can you smell it? The down draft is coming down quick. Yeah, yeah. Get your feet off the goddamn dead because it's electricity in the air from the lightning strike hurry up.

Don't you understand? It travels through water. It travels through water. The lightning is following us. Someone calm this. Roll down. A cow flies and hits her in the head. It's like Twister.

Probably be the best. I've never hoped for a cow to fly in someone's head more. I just love that she thought the entire ocean was like electrified at that moment. She's like, when we get on the boat, just jump from the tender to the blanket. Okay, or the carpet Hasn't anyone here seen Sharknado it can happen and then they're coming in and see it cuz to Sandy going God, I don't want to have dinner with them. I don't want to have dinner with So Casey's now back on the boat and as soon as she gets back on the boat she's back to Puking you know I don't want to have dinner with them. I don't want to have dinner with them.

So Casey's now back on the boat and as soon as she gets back on the boat, she's back to puking. You know, she's like, I thought being on dry land would help, but immediately. So Zhao, Zhao Zhao immediately goes to the vet crew and he's like, me and Casey, we were under the umbrella. I had a romantic umbrella. Guess how long it's been since she slept with someone, which is so obnoxious to just go and tell co-workers.

Like, it's just disgusting. It's really gross. And Jamie's like, well, doesn't she have a chees. He's like, yes. And I want to help her with him. Just like we do in Zimbabwe. It's just like back in Zimbabwe. Like, you don't win a prize, okay? No prize at a doubt. None. They probably kicked your ass out in Zimbabwe, like you don't win a prize, okay? Yeah, no prize at a doubt.

None. They probably kicked your ass out of Zimbabwe. Yeah, so Erika, she pulls Hannah aside and she's like, hey Hannah Dallan, for the cake tonight, it's a strawberry cake with whipped cream icing. I'm like, first of all, you were supposed to be antiporet and carbs, et cetera. So Hannah is like, what cake for whose birthday? Huh? What? Huh? And then I was like, I requested on my thing.

It's a strawberry cake with the whipped cream frosting. So now it's like strawberry cake drama. Yeah, and she's like, man, should I tell it? You didn't put it on your preference sheet and show you the preference sheets to preview it? Or should I just pull, or should you want to pull it out of the ass? And he's like, well, it's not fun pulling cake out of your ass. Yeah.

It's not your local cheesecake factory. These women are like truly the worst. I want to know what happened with their preference sheets. Did they maybe like, did they enter the wrong things? Did like the PA print out the wrong preference sheets? Like why, why are there so many issues with these preference sheets? Because they're all as a group so out of line. line well at first I would say that something is so out

of whack there was an error but when we get to dinner I think we realize that these women are just crazy crazy crazy women that's funny I wonder if they did just mess up their preference sheets to start trouble yeah oh produces well that's what I would think but then when we get to that woman Michelle not to get to be confused with Nishel, we realize, these women don't really know what they want. So now it's time for dinner service and Hannah puts on the night uniform. And it was like whoever made these things,

the seams begin at like the tits, like the nipples. So they're like these giant folds, like seams and folds are right where the nips are. So, so bad. Sandy's like that's called a design flaw. And what brick is like I'm not wearing that. So you better hook they don't have perky nipples on their preference. You guys are dead. Yeah. So let's see Casey's going to bed because she's sick still so Jamie has to fill in and Jamie's again going through this Issue of I don't want to be a stew because I already was a stew and I want to learn from the deck I said, okay, just take a seat. You're doing it. It's like two nights two nights

Not fair. It's I agree with her It's not fair just because you're a girl You're the one they may come in and do the girl things like the stereotypical girl things. Fuck that. She didn't that's not what she was hired and she shouldn't have to fucking do that. That's true, but now I don't have experience with the interior though. Well, I mean, let's carrying things and cleaning toilets. You know, leave the girl alone. Uh, there's a case he's still barfing while everyone's cooking and Hannah's like hey feeling She's like sick. She's like sick She's like teammate when he yeah, so they bring her in and then she runs into the bathroom sobbing

But she's well that was sad. Well, that's well I she did that like a little later because she had this like weird moment where she was she went up to the deck Can't the deck can she's like hey guys Well, did you let me know when you're doing deck hand things? They're like, okay. And she's like, oh, and she storms off and goes into the bathroom to cry. And everyone's like, what's going on with this one?

She is gonna be a disaster. I feel like we're just scratching the surface with this Jamie girl. Yeah, I'm like when she's like, I don't want to be treated like a girl. Boo! Looks great. There is no crying and stu-dum.

So now truly one, I think this entire sequence is one of the craziest things we've seen on Blow Deck, either one, Mad or Classic. So Adam has put a lot of, he's like looked over the preference sheets, like them over twice, Santa Claus style, and he knows exactly what they want, what don't want what they like what they don't like so he is now made this dinner to make up for the previous dinner and first he's serving a fresh lobster bisque and everyone's excited and he puts it down in front of this one of the girls there one of the women there her name is Michelle Mace and I don't know if you saw her preference sheet but she has this hilarious headshot on it where she's's like, ha, I'm Michelle Mace.

And if you think you can't judge somebody from their headshot, you're not looking hard enough. Yes. Because you can totally see what a dodo word this woman is. Okay, so while this is happening, they're all being served in a right. So Michelle, Sandy has to be with them. So Michelle's like, captain Sandy, there must be an amazing story about this woman on a yacht,

which I don't like that they're women and they're acting like that when something such a man would say, you know, a woman on a yacht. So, I just had to bring that up because Sandy, you just hear Sandy in the background through this whole thing and it is cracking me up the things you're hearing her saying. She's like, well, it was during Ramadan. Oh, what? That was the first one. And then I said to myself, where did the pitchfork go?

And they're like, whoa. I said, you're going to burn a lady at a state. I don't know about that. So you hear her telling stories and Hannah is talking to Do Do bird, the blonde one. She's on a... Yeah, because Hannah already can see, because everyone's eating their lobster bisque, but Do Do bird Michelle is not touching it. So Hannah already can tell there's gonna be a problem, so she goes down to the kitchen,

she's like, I just want to check the preference sheet, because I know she's going an issue and I want to double check that like there are no issues with the lobster bisque So she goes the preference sheet and I wrote down the things that I could see on the preference sheet from the screen so Dislikes she says I don't really like eggs which this had on the show her favorites. This is cracked me up Miss this woman her favorite things the thing that she requested This is cracked me up. This woman, her favorite thing, the thing that she requested. Omen milk and fresh squeeze orange juice. Like your favorite thing, like if you could choose a food

that you could have, it's Omen milk and fresh squeeze orange juice. Oh no. Her favorite cuisines, Italian, pizza, Indian, Thai, salads. I don't think salads counts as a... I don't think... This is basically someone just orders in all the time. Dingo lady ordering in okay. I have the same preference sheet lady dinner.

This is the things that she requested for dinner lobster shrimp cocktail crab legs. Oh my god. Oh my god. So that's just setting the stage just setting the stage setting the stage everyone. Yeah, so Hannah reads that. She's like, it says loves to shrimp and crawfish. And I think that's, uh, lady, did you even write this or did your secretary do it? I'm like, oh God, leave it up to Adam,

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Hannah checks in with this woman and she's like whispering like she's talking to like a little girl like that's like the the first grader in class who looks sad. She's just like hey sweetie how are you? Is everything okay? I'm sure I was like mmm I don't like seafood very much and I was like okay well guess with the next the next the next course is gonna be seafood.

So why don't I make you something that you're gonna like? Would you like that? She's like, ooh, thank you Hannah. Okay, you just sit right there, okay? And then you hear behind them, Captain going, the techno sphere is taken away our human. No, that was a Rika who said that. A Rika is like the techno sphere. No Sandy. Oh, I thought it was Captain. No, well, you hear Sandy's saying the background, she just goes, well, and then we finally fix the engine, and then it catches on fire.

And then everyone goes, oh my god. So Hannah brings up dinner, because dinner is served, and she's like, it's in fee sales. We did it, took brisk. Because she served, and she's like, in fee sales, we did a duck breast. Because she served, everyone gets a crab stuffed lobster tail. But she gets this girl, Michelle, a duck breast. And this is because Adam is like, I don't know what to make. We don't even have any proteins.

They find a frozen duck breast, they're microwave it. He like, last second is able to make this duck breast. So Michelle gets this duck breast, and she goes, well, what is that? And Hannah's like, that's a dark breast. Like I said, you get a dark breast. She's like, I just, I don't know why everyone else got lobster and I got duck. And you can see Hannah's like, oh my god. Oh my god. She walks away and she goes, quick, quick bitch. And the captain's like, you don't like duck. And she's like, why would they do this?

I don't like duck. And captain's like, I like duck. You want to trade? And she goes, I don't like crab. Yeah, no, the captain said, I'll try. No, no, as a rica, she was holding up her dish. A rica goes, I love duck. You want mine?

And Michelle's like, yes, that don't like crab. Even though she has crab on her thing. And then the friend, and? Emishel is like, yes, bad on like crab. Even though she has crab on her thing. And then the friend, and then one of the friends is like, at this point, you know it's bad when even the friends are actually defending the crew now, because the friends are like, didn't you tell Hannah you didn't want the lobster? Emishel is like, no, I wouldn't even say anything to anybody.

And I was like, I cannot with a soulman. I cannot, this is in. I cannot. This is the same woman, by the way, that on the last episode, who asked for spaghetti after she returned her spaghetti? Yeah, this one went to that case. So, and then she's like, I hate chicken. I'm like, well, what else do you want, lady?

Well, Cassandia goes and tells Adam about the duck. And so, she's like, he, Sandy is like, Adam, she does need duck. And so he's like, all right, Tandy is like Adam, she does need duck. And so he's like, all right, well, I guess I'll make shrimp because she likes shrimp and she likes shrimp cocktail and then she's like, I don't want shrimp, I want chicken, like you want chicken? No, I don't want chicken.

And so finally the woman is like, you have to express yourself, you're a powerful woman. Do you want lobster? She's like, I want lobster, but not the crab stuffing. I hate chicken. This bitch, this bitch needs to go shut up, shut up, shut up mountain because she is driving me nuts. So she brings the preference seat up and she's like,

I'm showing it to her. The lady is like, I don't like to complain. I never said anything, I never, I never. Yeah, I swear. And she's like, you have shellfish on here. And she goes, I do like shellfish. And then it's like, you just said you didn't like sleep food.

And she's like, oh. And then she's like, you did. I mean, Hannah has a bitch face, but you did say that. Like, and she goes, stop talking about my eating. I don't want to get upset. I don't think I've ever seen someone this stupid on TV. We've seen so many stupid people. This is probably the dumbest person you've ever seen.

I mean, I couldn't even believe what I was seeing. I thought it was bad last week when she sent back the spaghetti and then asked for spaghetti. I was like, this one is crazy, but she's probably drunk. But here, she sent back lobster bits because she doesn't need seafood. Then even though she said she likes lobster on her preference, she gets duck. Even though Hannah was like, we'll get you something else. And she was like, I want lobster now. Even though she said she doesn't need lobster, and then they said you want lobster.

She's like, why don't you get the crab? Even though she has crab on her preference, I was losing my mind, Ronnie. It was making you c. Yeah. It was making you cute, Koo. It was best when Adam ends it with the cake. Like he did whip up the cake, which I have to say. I'm a little totally episode two, but he's sure like up to his game this year. Well, we're also, okay, I'll do it.

We're also coming off regular blow deck where Matt was the chef and he was like, all right, I served you some egg o' waffles with a little bit of whipped cream on top. Oh, yeah, that's true. He lowered the standards. So they get a cake and then Aureka goes, got chasing birds drunk as the best.

I'm just imagining running around her back, running in circles, drunk and late, chasing birds. Why is it so much better when you're drunk? Um, I don't know. I think just because she's always drunk. She could have just said chasing birds is fine, but you know. Yeah. Uh, so next up is a flirtatious scene with Hannah and Groan Raid.

And he's like, you look lovely. She's like, oh, but my finger hurt. And he's like, let me help you finger. And she's like, I'm looking for a man. No, but puppy dog. Ew. That was borderline, lala philosophy. And then it cuts to Casey Barfing. They just cut, like when, they're like, hmm, we need to transition out of the scene. I know, let's just show Casey with her bin. So it's the next morning.

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Joao suddenly is like I'm gonna be a man like I am in the same mobile way. I think Casey needs to go in she needs to go in captain Hanna She needs to go in I mean captain captain Sandy and so They're not gonna Sandy's door and she's like, I'll come down. So she's like, Hannah, Sandy, Hannah, Sandy, Hannah, Sandy. So Hannah has to get up and she is not pleased because she's having to do, you know, stay up late and get up early because of this girl. So she's captain Sandy's like, well, you know dehydration affects everything. Hey, Duration is one of the things that kills people.

Same as C-Signus, I guess. So, it's... What's walls and hydration? Yes, and electricity and the air and on the water and on the floor. So, now, so things are already starting to go, hey, why? You know, Casey has to go in, Hannah has to wake up, and this is when Jamie huffs over to Colin and Zhao and she's like hey Please let me know when you're doing deck stuff

And then she goes off to the path and to cry and I was like, uh Jamie are you okay? She's like okay Okay, I was like disaster Perfect we're only two episodes in and this entire crew was a mess So Adam comes out like for the first time ever. He's like, whoa look, a breeze awesome. So Conrad is getting tossed around by a Jawaw again. Yes, well Jawaw was just talking over him.

Much like I do to you Ronnie. No, Bean. It's true. That's what I do to Bean. Well it's actually really hard. It's really hard for us to do these blow deck episodes. As you sort of mentioned before, things dart around so much. It's hard to keep track of a timeline.

So if I don't take a note about something, I might inadvertently skip over a whole giant thing that you want to talk about and vice versa. So this is really our most talk-over recap of the week, I think. Yeah, because it's only like two second scenes. Yeah. So it's like me skipping over Me skipping from scene a to scene D from one scene to another means I could actually have skipped over

skipped over like five different scenes you know in a second So you have to all my love are you talking about all I want to do is say that the redhead did everything wrong and the entire episode and blame her for Everything and then just keep talking about her. Do you smell that, Ronnie? It's the smell of electricity in the air. We're about to get hit! That's a squall line! Squall line! That's how Raquel came to life on Vanderfemme rules.

She was hit by a squall in the Mediterranean on a tender. She was just a piece of tuna fish with a big bite Out of it. She was you know pumping up and down on the deck and lightning it and it became James's girlfriend Yes, that's a great origin story so now So now guess what a favorite tradition on this show So now guess what? A favorite tradition on this show, Dawking drama, Fenders Down, One Wrong Move, that's an $80 million boat and there's Captain Sandy's

career down the tubes. Yeah, and there's Zhao Zhao over there. One thing I'll lend in Zimbabwe, Dawking, Dawking, he's heavy-dark and I'm even weighing Dawkers right now. Yeah, and Conran's like, well, my first year I thought I was the Dawgs Bullocks. His year means nothing.

But now I've been chuffed to bits because I've had a lot of cheese from Crutchington Talfa Chop Shop and British British, British York Chord Poods. It's my time to shine. So they dock, dock, dock, dock, dock. You're a few feet from the thing of the place. And he's like, you're down. Will I do it? Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don They send Casey off to the doctor and without Casey on board that means Joao has no one to flirt with So he goes into Brooke who's like in the crew mess and he's like

She's like, hello, you're gonna have to speak up if you talk to me. I can't hear you like pretty little light a little bit How's it going there? Flare flare flare She's like, it's involved way was rough. We didn't have time to whisper. Yeah So now it's time for the guest to leave. And Michelle is like, thank you so much for a wonderful day out of two days. And here's a little something for you

and something to help you out with the future charters. Just a little more attention to detail on the preference sheet that we all filled out incorrectly and don't even remember what we requested. Yeah, thanks so much. And there was proven right to her goddamn face and she's still gonna be an asshole. Fuck you, lady. Fuck you. Hannah is barely even able to contain her laughter. She just looks at like a passer-gresse side like, and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and Adam's just laughing next to her. Yeah. So now they start cleaning up. Oh, and this is where, I mean,

Joao was flirting with her before, but now this is where Joao is like telling Brooke like, you got to speak up if you're talking to me. Floot, float, float, float, float. I'm sitting red. So let me see here. Ladies leaving. Feel bad for Casey. Hannah trying to out the laugh cough.

And then Adam's like, huh, guys did a great job except for sucking So let's see they're having laundry romance now. So is that where is that where he's saying the whisper thing? Yeah, I love when men flat with me and she So the captain meeting she calls them all up and she's like in my history of charting, God I tell ya, that was the toughest group, but we pulled it together guys. Yeah. And then Casey comes back and she's like, what's your, what's your diagnosis? Murder. What's your diagnosis? Thank you. Casey's like, please say, Clips in nausea. I'm getting pills. Oh my God. Do you pay for a doctor for that? I know. I'll just buy some fram mean. How did you not have nausea pills on board already? She got a case of the de reats so

So yeah, so so captain's hand is like Adam You know you had a tough time, but you know you pull it through you really you're really you're not doing better And he's like I just wanted to say you did good job. I just say good job at him. She goes, I think you did a great job, Hannah. Hannah. He's like, ah. I had to make her some spinach with her eggs tomorrow. And she goes, Nahana, what did we learn? And Hannah's like, I need to keep my face the same as I am on the inside. What did she say? It was something like that.

It was like, I was like, that's the problem. Yeah, and she's like, oh, I know, I saw that face at dinner and I was like, stop that face. Stop that face. And she tells us Adam and Hannah are getting checked because they need to be checked. Okay. It's like the doors. You need to make sure they're all locked before we go to bed. Did everyone hear me? Check the doors. Yeah, nice ear face. We need to reset Hannah and the Adam because they think you reset. It's sort of like, you know, when you're putting your Nintendo cartridge in, you just get a great screen and it flashes so you so you press reset and you press

reset and then you blow in it to see you get any dust out and you press reset and you press reset and then you blow in it to see getting dust out and you press reset and you press reset and then finally double dragon. Double dragon. So she goes, well, we got 12 grand and then it goes great. And Ja, Ja, wow, who's like suddenly, you know, the man of the world, the one for the people who's like, is in Bobwe, that could feed a village. You really start to understand how powerful money is when you're no longer in Zimbabwe. Okay, so you know it. Like, it's a shitty tip.

Yeah, it's a shitty tip. Like, no, it's like, of course, like, of course, a thousand dollars is gonna feed a lot of people in Zimbabwe. So how about this? Why don't you give your money to the people who are a hungry Jouaou, if you're like, stop. Like, I really actually hate that. I'm not saying I hate like awareness of the strife that people are in and poverty in third world. But like, you

know, like, I, they got a shady tip. And now you're going to like get all sanctumones back. But people in the third wheel, this just could feed this could feed someone for two months I'm like, okay, so like did you are you doing that then if you're not doing that then don't don't make Hannah feel bad about our comment, okay? Yeah It's like when you don't want to eat your mom's shitty cooking for that night Like if she messes up a dish and she's like, they're starving children in Africa Well, you can't call me fat one second and the next second guilt me because of Africa.

Yeah. He doesn't even make any sense mother. Yeah, it's just a way for him to be sanctumal. I mean, it's ridiculous. And the truth is that like if I remember correctly, tips are always like 15K and above. So and this is also by the way, like this is like their paycheck. So you know, they don't, the point is that these people, they get a whole bunch of money now for a few months of work and that's supposed to last them for the next several months.

So I'm not saying, oh my god, $1,000, that's just not enough money. I want $1,000, of course. But what Hannah's rolling her eyes at is the fact that this woman was like here's a token of our appreciation and gives a shitty tip and ends disaster all after all that. That's what she's doing. She's a shitty tip. She's a wow wow.

She's a wow. So it's time to go out. Yeah, this is great. This is when we get to find out who's who's a drunkard in the in the cast. Our first our first night out with a new crew. Yeah, everybody. So they're all curling their hair and stuff. And Conrad has a drawer of shoes.

Colin and the just think this show is yelling me. Conrad is just sounds more British. Colin. Colin. Okay, maybe Colin in my head, I'll say he looks like Tom Hanks or Colin Hanks a little bit. Yeah. So I'm going to call him Colin. Okay, your new name my head. I'll say he looks like Tom Hanks or Colin Hanks a little bit. Yeah, so I'm gonna call him Colin Okay, your new name for me is Colin think of it this way. You need to go to you need to go to fire islands

I'm gonna call in the ferry. Thank you God if I had you back then I wouldn't have failed fairy class So he's sewing off his drawer shoes to jao jao. And he's like, I'm a shoe whore. I like outfits. I like to look nice. And I was like, start from the bottom on the ferry. Oh, oh, oh, stereotype. So just like, so now it's like, I feel like she's just an necessity. Who gives a shit with you where? You can sexually harass someone with bark, sucks you feet, with that.

Where was the last time you hit sex with one of your shoes? Yeah, she's just you wear condoms because Killsie doesn't. Oh, my goodness. because Kielsey doesn't. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha one after the other after the other and Colin. We don't know much about Colin yet. I'm getting this sense that he's just a big old doofus. So he's like, hey Hannah, so what's your age? He's like, 24. He was like, all right, what's your real age? And in case he's like, I really wanted to stay home to sleep, but it's important for them to know

the girl behind the bar. She pukes on the table on the mozzarella at where his Collins is. Fresh moths amazing fresh moths. So they're all just getting to know each other and Brooks like, how long were you with your previous girlfriend, Coolin? And he's like, nine months. She goes, and then she broke up with you. And he goes, do you know what

ghosting means? Is that when you go to an old castle in England and someone's like, boo, and you're like, I think the spirit of Prince Filetheon is in here. You're like, no. A psychic might still be Bobo, but he's trying to date me, but I'll never let him through. Ghosting, is that like when you go into a tower and you find Anne-Belin there and you're like, ah, it's just a ghost. I do get it, I do. So now it's time to abandon and spy and place for them and they're like, thank you, thank

you. Did you notice there was no money in his bowl I'm like for a bunch of people who just got shittily tipped well joao couldn't you know he sent his money off to zimbabwe to donate to a relief effort from there um but uh i by the way with the ghosting thing when he when colon explains what ghosting actually is to brokshus like a terrible, terrible thing to do. How inconsiderate. I just love how her world was rocked

by the concept of ghosting. Hey, some justifiable. A cut off. Yeah. Some just a little terrible crime against humanity. I can't even believe it. So then everybody gets up and leaves. And Zhao Zhao slamming the drinks left on the table,

like drunk at the Ronnie over there. Yeah, he's like, leave no drink behind. everybody gets up and leans and jow jow slamming the drinks left on the table like drum candy Ronnie over there. Yeah he's he's like leave no drink behind. Limoncello's wine Limoncello's and we see Brooke but but then we start seeing Brooke drinking and she she gets one of the like the crust is all drinking montages which is like and then all of a sudden she's wiping a tear from her eye and how it's like all right honey honey you want to go have your talk one have your Glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, glock, All right, honey get rid of his fucking ass. I've had enough of him get rid of him three days in what a fucking pussy with a slag I know I know Guess what we have someone from Dale is coming on later this season. I'll let you have your first ebes at him So shout out is like sexy dancing all over

Every gone AC. Ugh. Yeah, she's doing like a little subtle grind, and then he spills a drink on her by accident, and he's like, don't worry, I'll draw a new wolf, and he starts like touching her all over, and he's like, I'm not gonna touch you with a gel in, I didn't worry, and then he starts to wipe her inner thighs. I was like, this is so disgusting.

I mean, how is this so, so consistent with just sexual harassment from dudes? It's, no, it's's never been worse on another show. I don't think on Bravo. I mean, it's really bad on this show. It's always really, really bad, but I'm glad they show it because people need to see how this behavior is. I mean, she didn't seem to be that bothered by it, but she could have also just been putting

up a brief face because she's like, all I can do is laugh right now. I mean, this is the closest he's gonna get to getting me wet, so. Yeah. I mean, the good thing with Casey is she actually does seem to be like very much in control of like the situation in the sense that she's like, she almost seems like she's enjoying it like try. You can try.

You're not gonna, it's not gonna happen for you asshole, but it's still, it's so fucked up. And this is the second time in the episode he's put his knee up like his wiener in some most face. Yeah. So then, so then he like moves on from, from her to Brooke, because Brooke is now like after the pep talk, she's dancing and he's like, wow, Brooke has really come out of her shell.

You've come out of your shell. I'm like, you've known her for one day. That is so fucking condescending. Like you get to be the, the judge of whether or not she's come out of her shell. She's like, you've known her for one day. That is so fucking condescending. Like, you get to be the judge of whether or not she's coming out of her shell. She's just been in work mode, okay? I'm just mad. Yeah, she's wasted enough to actually giggle at you, okay? And Hannah tells Colin.

She's like, keep keep, no, Conrad, I put the kid. So now I'm trying to figure it. To me, everyone's a kid. So I'm really telling him. It's D and Soda's Conrad. I'm gonna do whatever I can to help here out to me everyone's a kid. Think it's a D and so does Conrad. I'm gonna do whatever I can to help here. Don't ask starts with the. So Hannah tells the kid he's cute for 23.

And I'm like, you're 24, wait. I almost got so much older, crazy. And then I love, I love, yeah, I love when drunk Hannah starts to flirt with newbies. And she's so like Unsuttle she's like say Do you think any of the girls like he do yeah? He's like Yeah, which one does her name start with a night and end with a night is it is a name?

I don't know if I'm a palan drume funny chance I've never noticed that it's right. That's why I'm such a good stew Cuz I can go front to back and be the same same state. I'm like I'm not playing this game. Hey, no, Hannah. Oh It's here's me Doesn't name rhyme with banana You just hear the captain sandy all the way back on her boat. She's like summoned awake by banana. The Nina. So on the bus, Anna is like, I'm being such a beach tonight.

I'm being such a beach. And then Anna's like, oh yeah, I love you. So he lays on her and it's like, oh yeah, eat him. And then Jowell lays on Adam laying on her, which is like, it's already like annoying because Hannah Adam know each other. This is like their like joke relationship. And then Jowell is like, I'm going to be in it too. And it's like, no, you're not.

You haven't earned the right to cuddle with them yet because that you guys, you just met them. And they already are like It's like that. Could you imagine like two people who've known each other for a year and are piling around and you just try to jump in on their inside joke inside into their vibe? No Also get your dick out of everyone's face dude. Yeah, it's like all he fucking does this guy So she Adam's like, you know, I was enjoying this, but I think I'm going in Hanukkah's matey. Unfortunately have a deck hand floating his balls in your face. Yeah and he's like oh you just just do what did he say? He goes he goes what I like holding my balls because I don't know what the fucks do it is just do something

like that and so Hanukkah's like I'm not your stewardess sweetheart I'm your chief Steve you know when she starts saying sweetheart and honey Look out honey. I'm not even gonna say honey. I'm going directly to sweetheart He goes you're not mine stew. You're not mine not my president. You're not my stewardess You're not my chief studio. You're a chief stew and she was like, well, I'm the chief stew, but I'll still make you my bitch sweet hat Honey I was like, well, I'm the truth, too, but I'll still make you my bitch sweetheart sweetheart Honey, so then Joao does this whole thing. He's like, you know coming from Zimbabwe on boats There's a whole hierarchy and coming from Zimbabwe I reject the hierarchy because Zimbabwe is fucked up and I don't do well with fucked up hierarchies

So I'm gonna say now to the hierarchy She's also got a goat laugh and that's nice for a 30 year old with nothing going on in her life And she's like what do you know about my life and I'm 30 years old minus Listen listen we're gonna take this from level sweetheart up to darling. How much are you earning darling? So because a dick can't does not speak to a chiefs do you like that? Sit down, sit down, honey. Honey, we've reached honey. We've reached honey.

And then Adam reaches housewives level when he's like, okay, sit the fuck down, I'm sick of this. That is enough. Yeah, he like Taylor Armstrong's the best. Enough, enough. That was trying to be the only strong sort of turned into shadow and the door, but that's fine. Well, she's done it too.

Karen did it this week on Potomac. Yeah, how it goes. So it's cliffhanger. Well, Joao, sit down on the bus. Yeah. So I'll refusing to sit in the back of the bus. It becomes like a huge historical drama. I would love it if they just find Arika pass sit in the back of the bus. It becomes like a huge historical drama. I would love it if they just find Arika pass out in the back seat.

And be like, how are we back in America yet? Like, did you forget to get off the bus to get on your plane? Listen, there's electrical fields, got to stay worth, save, eating trouts back here until the time passes, there's the apocalypse. She's in the way back eating the head off of a Italian squirrel. I know if you guys heard, but all of America just got new. So here I am. And that brings us to the end of Blodic.

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