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Episode Date: September 12, 2018

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Incomparable. Bachelor in Paradise. I'm on the wrong notes. I'm like, hey, Bachelor in Paradise again already. We are both a little funky right now, you know. Right now, we say, we say bon voyage to Belodiac, man. Oh, don't start Andy Cohen, okay? That's Andy through this whole thing. Hey guys, it's uh it's uh testy waters today on

below deck yeah I I you know I I want below deck med to get a proper reunion not one of these high stool situations in the Bravo Clubhouse because they're not the same um I feel like a proper reunion people come really to fight and maybe that's the below deck med fault maybe they're not the same. I feel like a proper reunion people come really to fight and Maybe that's the blow deck Medfall. Maybe they're not gonna bother with a proper reunion until these people start acting a little bit more like Animals on these on these reunions because they always are so polite and like so accountable That you can just sort of see Andy Cohen just like sneering But I like this reunion because it started off sort of a little dull.

And then when it got into this whole love story, this love triangle thing, it was like, the reunion got quieter and quieter and quieter, but more and more interesting. Yes, it was the reunion of whisper fighting. Everybody was, It's puffing, but I feel, but I feel, Well, I'm sorry, but what I'd like to say is

they all do respect. I didn't know what I was doing I didn't know the game I was playing. That's what he kept on saying all the entire reunion Jawao with a stupid line. I didn't know the game I was playing like shut up. You are not a movie from the 90s Yeah, he's like just reading reading off the log lines into the movie posters from Blockbuster at this point. Yeah, exactly. So I have to point out before we even start, the good thing about having this in the clubhouse is that Andy's on a stool too.

So you just watch his leg dangle when he's bored. He's like, big talk, tick, talk. Second, the things behind them on the shelves are just so hilarious. Like Sandy has Moracos behind her head of all time. Like Sandy has Morocco's behind her head. Yeah. A whole time. Like a little Morocco's emoji. Like guess what we're going to do. Party Mexican style. Okay.

Yeah. Kasey has like a picture of Amy Phillips behind her, which I love. Yes. Amy Phillips is there. And then yeah, behind Joao. And then on the other side of his face is Oprah. It's Oprah and Amy Phillips and a Camille Poglia book. It's like one of the biggest feminists of our time has a book next to Joao's head. Yeah and then there was also this like omnipresent photo of I thought it was Andy Cohen with Diana Ross but I could be wrong. I don't know I didn't see that one. I was the Maracas and the Camille Poglia. That's all I could see for the rest of this.

I just started cracking up every time they showed you out and talked about his, well, they never said the word sexism. They just said he's rude and disrespectful. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that they could have gone into in this reunion, but they didn't. But either way, so Hannah and Sandy have the two prime sea, it's which is exciting. And then, you know, we say hi to everyone and,

oh, Colin, Colin had a little flower pin on his lapel. Oh, Colin, you look like a gentleman, Colin, you're doing great, love your flowers, Colin. And Andy did not sexually harass Colin, which I was surprised by, I thought that was coming. Yeah, really? Because he saved him till last he's like hey Colin yeah, Colin's like hi

I'm like he looks like please don't touch me. He's like I won't on here I'm sure a calli has seen a lot of Andy Cohen on that fire island fairy. Let me tell you And Andy is not even like retaking Retaking uh things that he misses. He's just like, well tonight on the below deck metaduranian show. He's not even gonna bother to re-record that, which is what I love. He just shows up.

Like he's smoked 20 packs of cigarettes. He's still have drunk from last night. And that's how he shows up to these reunions, these below deck med or below deck reunions. I'm like, what up or where on stools? Yeah, he's like, I have an ocean of questions for you. So I want to embark on this reunion before I drop an anchor in the crew mess out in my dressing room.

So, so first segment is Adam, is it hero? Okay. Yeah. Adam's a fucking hero everybody. Also, he's wearing a black paper napkin is a pocket square in a short sleep shirt. Oh, no, I don't remember the Adam is a hero segment. Did I just black out? He had a rough time the last season, the season he came back as a hero and it's like Oh

Right and he's like I really need to admit read that myself skater Yeah, so they show the Adam segment. Yeah, now I'm the tacos Yeah, now I'm the tacos and hero hero skater I went to my first Michelin star restaurant. I learned I'm gonna put sauce it together But before that before that segment though there is they there is some like questions from around the horn You know is like so so Hannah are you and Conrad still together? She's like no no honey no No, she's like full on like honey rejection face, you know and draw like that's what's a solid no and I'm like Congratulations

Solid no And I love that joe I was trying to say that he's changed but then he laughs at everybody else's you know Exactly the whole thing and then it's and then it's like and wow are you in brook still together? She's like no And he's like well after the having the show it's it's it's been it's been difficult for both of us I mean most of the brook you know and Andy just goes, huh? I wonder why And Andy just goes, ah, I wonder why. Hmm. Well, we have a boatload of questions, but no one will think this ship.

Yeah, something, something like that. So then there's the Adam's time where we see all the things. We see like crazy guests and Adams and everything like that. And so it's like, so our guests really this much of an asshole or is it just because they're on TV and Sandy's like oh well you know most guests you know they just they just know what they want they come off seeming demanding although you know the first guests were and it was like assholes you know the guests would seem a lot less evil if Hannah and Conrad weren't smoking on the bow. And that's what I'm saying, and I'm sticking to it through this entire reunion.

So why does Adam throw diva tantrums? Isn't it your job to indulge the guests? And Adam's like indulging his blaring. Yeah, edge. And he says, did Adam redeem himself? And captain's like, yeah, that I didn't know he wasn't cooking for the crew. I didn't know he wasn't cooking for the crew. I didn't know that Anti redemption anti-redemptions and he's like yeah, but I didn't eat for four weeks straight

Just saying just found little scraps of lettuce that I fell underneath the counter. That's what I lived off, dude Yeah, I didn't have time to sit down and not uncompain about not having food. I bring those for four weeks You're a dick and that's your job to make the food and how dare you make me side with Jowell, okay? And don't make it sound like it's such a bad thing when you have to eat pringles every day. I do it every day of my life. I am not signing with Jowell on this

because I think anyone who willingly starves Jowell is a hero of mine. So Casey is wearing so much lip gloss and then an ice skating. Yeah, she know one of those ice skating from the real house. Well, it's a real house was evolving wearing lately. Yeah, it's it is basically like a Giovanni goes to Lillahama look that she's doing. Yes, it's the version of Karen Karen's dress on real house

wife's of Potomac, which was her version of somebody else's I think Kenya more wore that dress too. Yeah. But this one is so the mall version of that dress. Yeah. Like, you can see all the flesh-toned piping and stuff under there that's a different color than her skin. Yeah.

It's definitely like the dress that she wore for her audition tape for my super sweet 16, 10 years ago. Yes. So then we get a package clip of, or a video package of Casey. Yeah. It's basically like a Casey Brook. It starts off as like a,

Casey doesn't know how to be a stewardess, doesn't know how to walk up a staircase, and then, you know, then Brook is a, then Brook is a really good stew, and then Hannah is like this, it's like the big stew moment, yeah. Yeah, big stew moment. Yeah. Yeah. Big stew moment.

So he says, so he'll be tronda from, you know, beaches the movie wants to know why in Casey lie Casey? Why he got a lie Casey? And she's like, well, it wasn't really a lie because I've done service. I mean, not silver service. But when my friend gave me my marathon, I just skimmed it, you know, which is also the kind of milk you use for a

lot of frost, for tequila shots. How do I once got so mad at me when I put skim milk in the iron? So, Casey, what lessons did you learn? And she's like, well, don't give it to a friend to polish it. And if you do thoroughly she's like, well, don't give it to a friend to polish it. And if you do thoroughly look over it and stand just like, or be honest, be honest, Casey, come on here. I'll put a little bit of breadcrumbs on the ice rink and you can come skate over to me. That's what I meant be honest.

So then the question is, Rick and Casey, are you guys still friends and Brooks? We haven't spoken since the season ended. I can't stop. But I will say that once that girl learned to iron the inside of a toilet bowl, I knew she was destined for greatness. I was so impressed, when I was so impressed, when she ironed three so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so and I were so impressed, when she and I were so and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so and I were so impressed, when she and I were so and I were so impressed, when she and I were so impressed, when she and I were so and I was so and I was impressed, when she and I were so and I were so and I were so and I was impressed, when she and I am so and I am so and I thought those shingles could be flat, but they were flat, but they were flat. So the question next is, so the question next is, so the question next is, he and I, you've always had problems with people. Have you ever considered that the problem might be you, honey. She's like, you know, Hannah's wearing this eyeliner that looks like I'm gonna kill the fist, meh the fuck I trust, to terminate of me, you know, like she looks like she's ready

to beat the shit out of anything. Like I thought she saw a squirrel coming down the tree, she punched it, you know. She looks like terrifying. And then every time it comes to her, she's like, yes, I think the problem meets me. I have played a part in it. That's for sure. Yeah, she actually, she sort I think the problem meets me. I have played a part in it. That's for sure. Yeah, she actually She sort of knew what she was doing. She came with like a whole bunch of humble pipe the reunion and she just

Carped up to everything she's like, oh yes, that's wrong. I did that as well. Yeah, yeah, I know it's yeah, I I kill the sea turtle. I that wasn't even on tape, but I just felt like telling you all that I was my fault I was accountable. I was in a bad place Sometimes I still use strolls on purpose just because I know it's gonna fuck up a sea turtle. All right there admitted it. The problem is me, you know. The truth is that I actually had Sandy's taste the whole time and I threw it up a border to sea turtle. The truth is, Adam was cooking dinner for us every single night. I'll just get thrown at it at sea turtles. I have to be accountable. I was in a bad place when I started the season.

It's like, wow, Rose. I hate that answer. In case he's laughing at that answer because she knows it's like fake, humble pie. Yeah, and so she's laughing in the captain's like, okay, Hannah, I would love for you to admit where you were wrong. Because if you do that, maybe you'll gain the respect of your fellow crewmates and Adams just like sipping, he's like, ooh girl. Yeah. And Hannah, while while Sandy is saying this, you see Hannah just like smiling and blinking and her ankle, her foot is going around like circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle circle. Like that, like it's like the her filter. Like the emotions go in through that like that foot. It's like, okay, we're going to filter out filter out filter out filter out So it comes out like, honey, you know, I think she's holding a red marker in between her toes Like the chick from that show revenge and she's just like circling people's heads in her mind that she's gonna get revenge on later

So Sandy's like so would you admit that Brooke picked up your slack? Ha, would you admit that? I think even Hannah was like yes, honey. Yes, she did. I think that she admitted that Yeah, she did she's, when I went through stuff, Brooke definitely picked up Slack and Captain goes, I've never heard you see that. Hannah. Okay. Captain Sandy is just coming to be a total asshole of this. Everybody else is like going to do these fake apology things. And Captain Sandy is just going to quadruple down. I feel like, but that's I feel like what she does when she goes to a museum.

Like I've never seen a carcophagus before or sarcophagus. Wow a mummy? Wow look oh I've never seen a painting like that look at this one. Oh so T-Rex now that you're just a big old skeleton in a museum, could you admit that maybe Brooke picked up some slack for you? Hey, hey, brontosaurus Could you admit that maybe you could have helped out a little bit more during the extinction event, huh? When captain says I've never heard you say that Hannah gives her the honey face Oh, yeah, honey And then she does it again when when Andy's like case you do you think brick would have been a better chiefs do and in case he's like Well, I think she would have been but that's just because I respond to her

Better and like she doesn't yell at me when I iron her back, which is nice and Hannah just like Hunter, honey Well, her learning style is like like definitely my learning style is better with Brooke I'm like you're learning style because you didn't know anything when you came on here, okay? This is not common core. Okay, we're not all gonna like sit around and wait for your best learning style You have to clean a fucking toilet. Okay, she means that she's gonna fucking toilet She means that she's actually learning style. That's why she has her figure skating dress on She's like, how do I wouldn't teach me she just to be wrath Laurent at me but Brooke teaches me. So then Andy of course is like he's like so

what do you think about that Hannah that Casey said that Brooke would be a better Chiefs 2 and Hannah just is like fair enough like internal honey internal honey and then the next question is again Brooke it did Brooke is a they answer they ask like 10 questions in the same segment. But he's like, would, is Brook a better chief suit? Yeah, my learning style. And then he goes, Joao, you seem to be tickled by that, by that advice, take criticism,

better, sorry, I got lost, you're so kind. It's reunion notes, you know, I'm like, where are we? Didn't we already talk about this? And Joao goes, now, with with Brooks experience and with all due respect Hannah has admitted that there was there's been a time where she hasn't been working on boats and to be your best You really need to keep at it every day. No breaks shut up. Wow What does that mean? I know I I love Joao on this reunion just because he was in such a bind Because he could not be himself and he had because he was in such a bind because he could not be himself

and he had because he was basically doing a PR campaign to win back Brooke. Excuse me. I just had my body was like you inhale now like stop saying anything like remotely complimentary about Joe out and I'm not I'm saying I loved how how miserable he looked trying to be like the sweet Joe out. It was so fake. It fake it was amazing yeah he couldn't keep it in and um i think he's just trying to win i don't think he cares about brook i think he's just trying to get twitter back on his side yeah i think so 100% he sick of being called a cock face but once you're at the villain of a show this is not what to do just keep being the villain be a bigger villain lean into it be a bigger villain we need So, but he didn't understand the game he was playing.

So does Hannah respect the position of the captain and seems like, oh, I think she will. And like, what? And she goes, I'm done. I'm done. And then everyone's like, well, what's that mean? What does that mean? And she's like, well, either there's respect for my position or there's no position for Hannah.

I was like, whoa. Yeah. That feels like it would be like a... I felt like that would be like a commercial break moment. Well, she's, yeah, she's definitely implying over and over again that she's gonna fire Hannah, which I don't know that that's really your choice, first of all. But she keeps trying to bait Hannah into getting into

of an excreming word and make Hannah look stupid. And I guess Hannah was ready for this. Yeah. Because she's like, I do respect her, and I let my frustrations get the best of me. And sometimes it looks like I don't need compliments, but I'll really do. Which is just a call back to yesterday's Real Housewives of Orange County. Where Tamara's like, sometimes it looks like I don't need to talk about my problems or my feelings, but I still have them. Yeah. And then I say congratulations on learning to be more like camera. Yeah.

It's a Sandy now that like Hannah has shown some vulnerability. Uh, it's like, oh, oh, and I apologize to Hannah because I didn't compliment her. Like I should have compliment her. You know, that's like how you went over Sandy being like, I just need some, I just need to be loved. I just need to compliment, you know, I'm just, that's all I need, you know, it's, and then Sandy is like her heart melts. But then she still adds in a backhanded slam.

She goes, I didn't compliment you because the first few charters you were killing it, you know, before you turned into one of the worst employees I've ever seen in my life, you did a great job that first time. Yeah. So did Brooke see an improvement after she confronted Hannah and she's like, I did, I simulated. It was like seeing the new sun coming up over the fields in the morning and watching Mr. Willoughby cross make his crossing to see me. Oh, what a wonderful day that was. And he's like, well, I'm pretty impressive. I'm pretty impressed Hannah that you're not more defensive

You know and she goes well at first I was defensive indie But then I learned what the girls need its communication hugs next and God I love that banana am I right everybody? And he's just like wait a second, I'm so confused over here. And then, Jouwau, of course, he's also bullshitting. And he's like, oh, well, you know, I wasn't expecting you to own your mistakes. I thought you were just going to come and be here. Be the thunder, see where that we know you are, but you should. We could actually probably be friends someday.

And I was like, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. I've come here for a show. When is the section where you start juggling cocks? That would be great. Okay. So Andy's like, uh, has the intrepid leader of the talisman, which is a boat captain Sandy, but in her way across waves and tsunamis into the water they'd

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So we see a whole montage of Sandy yelling at Conrad and Hannah, which is fun. And then when it comes out of that, it's like someone says, like Hannah, you always seem like you're playing the victim. Don't you owe Sandy an apology? And I'm like, okay, now Hannah's going to do a whole thing like, well, what you didn't see here honey is that I actually was waking up and said she's like yes I do I have a big apology I was acting like the victim and I wasn't the victim Sandy was because she was in the Suez Canal once while I was in the Beth Canal it will get to that and what I learned is I get stressed and I did what I don't like my girls to do to me which is give you the dude

Look at look at me giving you reverse attitude in the shape of any visible hog Sandy she's like ah So speaking of Sandy being a horrible human being I was like whoa But it was not hard pivot because he goes, so sandy. Seems like you changed a lot from last season. Were you just being a pussy back then or are you just, you know, being, or, or was it who you were this season? Are you just a raging bitch? Like, which is it? I'm really confused. And she goes, I take being captain seriously drinks, toys in the water, all the toys in the water and Conrad, Conrad, I'll put it this way, when these people were in the

birth canal, I was in the Suez came out. And you can feel like the rustling papers that she like was like, well, I was in the birth that I'm sorry, hold on one second here. While these people were in the birth canal, I was in the Suez canal. Thank you very much. When these people's mother gave them birth and was bleeding a sea of blood, I was in the red sea. While these people were having specific experiences in their parents' wounds, I was having specific experiences in the ocean of that same word. While Hanna was in junior high, wearing about her back, I was floating through Iraq. While these kids' parents were so nervous about giving birth that they felt like they were on the side of a mountain dangling by a carabiner, I was in the carabiner. I have no more canelto.

I'm just trying to think of other bodies of water, you know, I'm like, while these, while these kids were, were gasping for their first breath, I was in the caspiancy. While these kids were at Starbucks ordering their first grand days, I was sailing the real grand day. Okay. While these kids' parents were giving birth and people were yelling, hey, medic, medic, I was in the real med. How long have you been working on that one, stay the lady? And she's like, um, I didn't work on that at all. Her dear user, feed the crew.

Look at you, a dare-user, feed the crew. Look at you, it's only how about that. And she goes, she goes, I haven't been working on it, but Conrad and I talked about it. Conrad just didn't do his job. Every time I looked up, he's with Hannah. And the smoke inside was, by the way, on the port side, so every time I looked up, there they are. Smoking. Yeah. And he's like, oh, Sunday, I's like oh Sunday I can't take I can't take a break when the guess I can take a break when the guess I'm doing not on doing anything and she's like no you can't can read you can't do that you actually think you call the shots and as a 23-year-old boss who came from

private boats to a charter yacht you have a lot to learn. For instance, the Suez Canal is not a birth canal. And now, I mean, Conrad, here's a thing. You know, they were getting in such trouble with Sandy. Like, she didn't explicitly say to them, I suppose, stop smoking. But like, when your boss is getting angry at you, it's a bad look to be smoking directly outside a window. Like, you got you gotta find somewhere else to smoke. But that's the only place to can smoke. On a boat, you can only smoke in a certain area. So they have the smoking area right in front of her window.

And she's been on everyone else's ass about authority and that's your job to teach her and this and that. So why don't you just say no more smoking. You can only smoke this many times or whatever right? Also, I love smoking so part of it's that but yeah, she's being a jerk, but I think that he's just kind of confused because She's obviously picking favorites and she did the whole season And now she's acting like well, you just can't do that You know listen, you know listen with the wordy. It's not like you defied your order, so whatever.

Well, but she did have to ask him multiple times to do certain things and it was frustrating for her. And then, you know, if you're a boss and you're asking someone to do things and they're not doing it or they're not showing the initiative and then like you also see them smoking all the time and they could be smoking as much as anyone else, but when it's paired, it's like a bad look.

You never want to have that bad look in a work environment and that's what Conrad was doing and that's when you're 23 you don't always realize that you may think you realize it But you don't and now next thing you know you have sandy on national TV saying and that's why you probably will never make it in yachting Which yeah is pretty harsh Yeah, she's just coming really hard and he's, I don't know where this hatred is coming from. I don't know. I'm just a lovely British boy. Why the hatred?

Yeah. And he's like, why was everything turned on me? You weren't mad at Hannah. She's smoked too. Why aren't you yelling at her? She goes, see, you don't respect the position. And when we were on the charter, you were always smoking,rad and Andy goes so

Do you think wow would be a better Bowsin and choose yes a hundred naps. Yes. Yeah, I'm sure it's a nap. Yes, draw I was like well as I am a nice person because I didn't realize the game that I was playing while I was doing Well, this was all happening. I do have to say in commerceverse Defense, you know, he was working on a charter boat and, you know, I didn't really wasn't even the charter boat. He was working at the Charter House. Okay, he was working at the Charter House restaurant. And it's much more relaxed there.

Well, he's working on private boats. And so he doesn't know the different boats. They're always, you know, you can have laxer rules, I guess, or more laxer rules. And he's like, oh, wait, you're standing up for Conrad now. It's a kiss. Well, when I put those dials in a little cup, I thought I was playing Yachty, but it turns out. It was playing.

I think it's a different game. I'm nice now. I've changed. I went back to Zimbabwe and I realized that in Zimbabwe, there are so many games and I don't know any of them are. They're all yachty. Maybe he thought it was okay to smoke, change smoke with cock jugglers. I don't know, but that's what ended up happening. And yeah, so, come with me.

We only gave like- What about Hannah? Uhhhhhh! The call I already had a conversation with Hannah is like, but I reached out to talk to you, Sunday. And just, but she didn't bring it up. I don't know what you want to talk about. You want to talk about Yachty? That's Joao's favorite game. You didn't realize it. I love that he tried to reach out to Sandy and she didn't even get back to him. She refused to even text him back. Oh, gosh.

Which is such a dick move. And she goes, look, I hope you follow your dreams. Okay. I don't have an issue with you. I was your captain. Which is such a dick move and she goes look I hope you follow your dreams, okay? I don't have an issue with you. I was your captain Yeah, I don't think it's a dick move by the way for her to not call him I would not text him back I like I guess technically it is because it's not nice to not text someone back But she's like, you know, I'm a real captain and this is a guy who came on for a TV show, so Hello, so did she. Yeah, I guess. I mean, a real captain who has her own friends on all the time,

and then sits around eating with her friends all the time. I mean, I love Sandy, okay? But she's just kind of an a-hole this season. And I don't think there's really any getting around. I didn't think instead of like, instead of coming and trying to like talk it through, like who talks like that to someone, especially when you're supposed to mentor them. I don't think she was an a-hole. I really don't. I don't think that I think she was just sort of doing her sandy thing. Um, and then Tammy from Shreveport says that sandy was playing favorites.

You criticize Hannah and Conrad for every little detail but let Joao get away with everything. And then she's like, you know what? I don't give a shit. I'm not his moral compass. I'm just his compass compass. And my compass says North, and I need that boat to go North. My compass now, instead of N, it says J. That's just where I'm going, going towards the J. I'm not going to continue this discussion.

I don't choose the pick and crew who to be mean to and who to be nice to, Mikey. I mean, yeah, you got it, dude. And in my opinion, I know we disagree on that. Well, no, I do think though that she was, I was a little surprised that she was so like, she relieved herself of any sort of responsibility in terms of commenting on Joao by saying I'm not his moral compass. Like, sure, she doesn't have to comment on the love triangle But he was constantly undermining Conrad and that's where I would have liked to have heard her and

Be on that as a boss and as a leader You're not supposed to just let sexual harassment like that happen. That's bullshit And the other was a good point totally taken down so for right. Yeah, that's actually entertaining that that's just his moral compass No, it's not his moral right to just treat you right. I think a fact I'm a real lady. That's a totally excellent point. It's you're right. It's it's totally That's like my favorite thing to hear I hear violins in my hand. No, no, you're totally right that that he was He was saying totally inappropriate things in a work environment and that that is not right and you're you're right And I totally had like a blind spot just now on that.

And it's like an excuseable. No, she totally should have held him to task. But anyway, he's not to understand what the game you were playing, Ben. Hi. Noah came on playing right now. Sorry. So, Joao was playing trouble.

So you don't have a monopoly on moral Cuffin team alright? So now, joao, why didn't you give Conrad more respect and he's so joao again doing the apology to her Like you know what's looking back looking back on all those games. I didn't know I thought I was in Candyland But turns out I'm the biggest anti-fan of myself. You tried to be an anti-fan of me But I'm the anti-fan in Zimbabwe, we call anti-fans a conditioners. With all due respect, with respect, with respect, and I've apologized to him and I'll do respect for everyone except for me because I'm an anti-fan of myself. I blow air the wrong way on myself. And so, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm to make out the fan it from and it took me tongue and I should have learned my lessons

about anti-fanning. I once held a fan for ransom. It did not work out well. I should have learned the lessons from my own ransom. I've been anti-fan since Target held a fan for ransom and wouldn't give it to me until I paid. One time I was not being attention and I was folding a piece of paper left and right and left and right and then suddenly I grabbed it in the middle and I realized I had made

a fan and I tore it up immediately. So the question, wow, he's a manned respect but you refuse to respect others. With respect, I mean, Jesus Christ. So Conrad's like, Mohawk has off to him. Shut up Conrad. He's shut up over there too. I was just standing up for you yeah yeah you're lucky to be from a place where you were allowed hats

personally I wore a fan and it turned I didn't know the hot I was wearing it turned out it was a fun whether it's love triangles or the colon loving watches and shoes the crew seem to be more into dropping their pants than dropping anchor Yes, so Someone said was who said this brook you change your feelings for men more than most people change their underwear who said that? Some bitch from you know what's a hatchy or whatever. Oh my god Well my favorite was Renata from Lentana Florida has a strong opinion for you

Joab, I was like oh, I cannot wait for what Renata from Lentana Florida has to say You've been such a pompous dick all season acting like you're the greatest gift to women I hope Brooke watches the back the episodes and sees what we all saw in him. And then dumps you and then he goes, and she is! That was great, right, Chowale? I didn't know the game I was playing. With all due respect. With all due respect, I didn't know the game I was playing and it was a game of dumping and undumping.

Actually, the reason she did dump is because we were on different boats and it was a game of dumping and undumping. Actually, the reason she did dump is because we were on different boats and it took a little while for us to figure out what was going on and Casey's like, ah, ah, ah, ah. A case she came to this reunion for like a housewives reunion. She's gonna answer every question and be in every piece

of drama on the boat. Yeah. Well, she is in this one, but I just thought it was funny that she was answering everything. So she's laughing and Andy's like, so what is that weird thing you're doing with your voice orange headed

Keats and you're a lady and she's like, well, it's just that the whole time that since the show ended, they've been often on and on and off again. What I'm saying is there's more to this story Yeah, and Andy goes he goes. I think there's more to the story and he goes I do too I'm like of course he found his soulmate on this Andy in case your turtle soulmates So to how you admit your pompous yes with respect

I was arrogant. And I didn't realize the game I was playing until I saw it on television. Oh, the game I was playing. Literally when he says the game I was playing. He did. He literally said it. Oh my God. So, Brooke is, so Brooke is interesting in this reunion because on the show, she's very much like love struck the entire time. at this reunion she's sort of like kind of like a badass you know so she's like I have a hot time believing that Zhao has

totally changed in eight months you know and Joao's because because basically they had an issue eight months ago and now he's acting like he's changed and different and all that stuff and now Joao Joao talks about their great love story. He's apparently they had instant chemistry, but she had a boyfriend and he's like, and I was insikotin' myself. And so I would just back up, because I didn't want to get hit.

And I was so confused about the situation. I'm like, no, you're not the victim here, Joao. Yeah, totally. He's totally jacksing it. Yeah, this is totally the jacks to him. It's her fault that she had a boyfriend. And the guy from Summer House, Carl, Carl, Carl. This is Carl, Jackson, every douchebag on Bravo.

It's like they all get together at some bar, and they're like, bro, just say you're sorry. And then when the reading is over, it go fuck like 10 hookers. Yeah, it's always like, well, my heart was bare, and I felt the chemistry, but she was doing something that I was afraid that I would like disrespect her and I was so confused and I didn't know what to do because she made me this way. And Brooke pulls a B Arthur from the Golden Girls and while he's doing all this, she just

looks up to the rafters like she's on Broadway like, oh, you're getting this. Oh, you're getting what Rosemar Linda's going off about right now. So Casey's like, you said certain things. You said that you, the steam function on the iron should not be used on my foot. And I think that's wrong. Also, he was questioning things with Brooke. He said if there was another week on the boat, he would have ended things with Brooke. And Jowell's like, he wanted to leave with me instead.

And Jowell's like, well, you know, we just discussed that. You know, the thing is, Sandy, you look lovely today. What do we have in the dice here? I don't understand the game. And he kept saying, me and Brooke discussed that. You and I write Brooke and she's like, no, no, I've never heard any of this. He's like, yes, but we discussed it member of that time. She's like, no, we'd never discussed this.

And Adam and Conrad, by the way, are just giggling like two little girls and whispering at each other and cracking up over on the other side. We hear them whispering the entire time, like, during, like, the next, like, 10 minutes in the background, just here. You're like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, He didn't like how Jowow was downplaying everything on the boat as if it was just a flirting

game when there was a lot more going on, whatever. And Jowow was apparently texting with Casey while he was in Florence and that pissed off Brooke. But then Brooke was only finding this out. Like you said, everything Brooke was like, wait, I didn't know about this. Yeah. She's like, I have no idea. Jowow is literally ringing his hands, by the way.

Yes, he's like sitting there just ringing his hands like, uh, right. We knew you knew about that. It's unique, right? In case you the crab really because we're supposed to be just friends. And that's why we were texting and Brooks like, obviously, no, obviously this multi-air AF in texting and Adam's like, Obviously this multi you have been texting and Adam's like And drags like it just his friends we only texted his friends and Adam goes it's never just his friends

The sage wisdom from the galley so then yeah, wow is like and honestly I was so disappointed in how I was during this and and he's like Sounds like broke is disappointed in how I was during this and it's like, sounds like Brooke is disappointed in how you are. And she... Rick says, These changes were just a couple of months ago and if Casey really respected me, she wouldn't be pushing for an answer from dry. We were friends and I supported her. There was that time where she stuck her finger into the lap socket thinking that it was a toaster. Ah, pulled it out.

Meanwhile Hannah is just watching this with like full honey redemption face. She's like honey, honey, honey. Like guess she's crawling back to the honey. It's a bit hot. Yes. And um, uh, KC's, what, what is the thing where Casey said it? But I wanted you to find out what happened that night. Because she felt, OK, because it's all sort of like a big mix. Oh, why did they do it on camera? Where she said, what's your big seat? Broke felt it.

They would have been you. I would have just. Broke felt disrespected by Casey, because Casey was pressing for an answer. And like in Brook's mind Like it was over was done like he's with Brook now so don't press for an answer and that's why she felt disrespected and In case he was like no, but I just wanted to get the resolution or whatever she was and that's what Hannah's just like watching so happy

And now Joao starts saying this we learn that Joao left his last He left his last job So we could work on his relationship with Brooke, which is like LOL That's never gonna work because you're joao Yeah, or you got fired. I don't know that I believe him. Oh, yeah, that's probably true because she's like I didn't ask her to do that. I didn't it wasn't romantic. It was not a romantic judge. Oh So I'm so then this is like a lot of the same thing over and I was like rolling through it does joao Well, yeah, this is funny. Do joao have regrets that Casey got up from the table that night

Like well the famous tape when Casey got up and then joao went up kissing brook like does joao regret that Casey got up And he just like pauses and he goes No, I don't That's not what you said a month ago And then he goes he literally says again. I was playing a game that I didn't even know I was playing He literally says it again And he says um and Brooke said if you didn't kiss me uh Brooke You remember when you said that if you didn't kiss me, Brooke, remember when you said that if you didn't

kiss me and I said I would have ended up with Casey, had you not kissed me and I answered yes, I told you the truth and she said you never said that until three weeks ago, you've never said that to me. And he's like, I have a question. He's like, you've dressed best as like Andy. I think it's clear. I didn't know the clock I was using. I didn't know the calendar I was using. Two weeks ago, two months ago, how was I supposed to know?

Was you doing the wrong clock? Tell me about it. Now I've got a compass and an emotional compass. I don't even know where this boat is anymore. So Jamie writes up, she has like one thing to say for this entire reunion. It's her heart. No one else about chocolate milk. I mean, we're so rude. So she probably said she's like, I have a question. How are you guys today? You left the boat. What was the status? And Brooks, I said, we were kissing and hanging out. But when it was about then and the after that it wasn't really fun

Because it's just about fun So Jamie's like all right then so the day of leaving the boat you said some romantic things the Casey drew out I think you need to admit that Dros like I I can't remember are we playing a game of memory because if we are I will put away this game of monopoly right now He literally said I can't remember. I'll be playing a game of memory because if we are, I will put away this game of monopoly right now. He literally said I can't remember. I mean, really? So then Brooks, that, wait a minute. Well, Revantezins. And Jamie's like, they were sitting together and he kissed from the Jake. Well, you went off the boat and then, um, like, you know, if you're going to just be a broke off the boat, then just stay with Brooke. But don't come out to drinks with me and Jamie and pretend that they're still a triangle

Yeah Yeah, and so then the quest So now like Brooke is like of course like sitting there like I'm so angry, which of course her angry face is just her like I'm eating yoga face But so now but now we learn then that apparently when Drow and Brooke would have a fight that then he would start texting Casey and his and she cases like I can always tell when they have been fighting because the iron catches on fire. And he's like how can you tell does he start flirting with you and she goes a little let's just say I can tell. Because Casey's like the how can you tell? Does he start flirting with you? And she goes, a little. That's just say, I can tell.

Because Casey's like the detective of this show. And I feel like Andy's getting turned on by all this. Because by the way, they're speaking more, more, more quietly. Now they're like, I can tell it's getting on my way. So Andy's like, so, so, wow. When you fight with Brooke, you feel it with Casey. That's still going on.

And can I get on that? Text Jane, please. And when is calling gonna sit on my lap? All right, I could do it right now Andy Callie guys sit on his lap. Go do it. Do it callie be good and Andy says so is this still going on throughout that you're you're flirting with Casey and she is It's like flirting. It's like slight and and she says, it's like flirting, it's like slight. And you know, when you said you were completely done and you were gonna come to New York and then Adam and Conrad start snarthing again over there.

I don't know. I'm so excited. I heard from Ja-a-a-a-a-a. I also, by the way, I thought it was hilarious when Casey said, it's very faint. Like, Casey, it's either he's flirting with you or he's not. Like, you can't like throw, even Jawao, you can't like throw him under the bus and then like pull back, but, well, I mean, he just like,

he'll send a heart emoji once every like 10 days. Like that doesn't, like you know. But anyway. Well, have you guys noticed that Hannah hasn't been talking? Hannah has noticed too. Cause she's like, excuse me, hold on, he's still here. Hello, first chair. Can I please give that girl a hug that Brooke obvious so sorry for

Brooke? Can I give it a whole game day? Oh, no. It means like, okay, Hannah, Jesus. This was Hannah's victory lap, by the way. She's like, the hug was not for Brooke. The hug was she's like, all right, honey. I know you want to give me in. I'm sorry, hug. So I'll do it for you. All right. Here you go, honey. Yeah was she's like, all right, honey, I know you want to give me an, I'm sorry, hug, so I'll do it for you. All right, here you go, honey. Yeah, she's like, honey, honey, honey, honey, And Jim was like, I don't know if I can. I don't, is this a game of talking? I don't know if I can do this right now.

He's just in reflection rates. Look at me, I'm a movie about to ring upset. Do we have an easel? Can we do a dictionary? So it breaks like, just tell the truth. And he's like, you know, I love you. And now they're like, fall on whispering in case. He's like, here's how I just love you. And Sam're like fall on whispering in cases like

And Sandy's like why do you engage with joao Casey? Why not draw a line with friends? Yeah, it was just a crack at Annem birth and Stiff but nothing happened. Okay Casey. Maybe not but yours You're the one sitting here saying that you're still texting and talking to you Yeah, you should stop like at least, do what you can on your side. So, Andy goes, well, Joao, what's the timeline on this? And he goes, I don't remember. Again, this guy, he's so traumatized by his own behavior that he's blacked it all out. Yeah.

Are you still in love with Brooke? And you're all like, I'm super, super in love. Like, like, you know, it's like, Zim, then Brooke, then being freed from ransom. Those are the three things I know. So he runs off for time. Well, because Andy, well, because Andy can see he's got blood in the water.

He's like, really, what do you love most about her? Which is like, what sort of question is that? That's when, do I start the cry, which is hilarious. It's such a fake cry. So he goes off to fake in the back. OK, now this is a section where Joao is clearly trying to communicate something with Brooke, right?

Because she's like, just tell the truth. And he's like, no, but I love you. And I don't want to talk about it. And she's like, just tell the truth then. Well, this is the time when she, I think, what they're alluding to here is that she totally cheated on Jowow, okay? She went, she went on another boat, was cheating on Jowow.

He finds out and makes this Instagram post where he, it's like some Instagram meme about how he finally let his walls down, like he's on the fucking bachelor. He finally let his walls down and let somebody in the knee totally got screwed over by the love of his life Which is Brooke right so he's being respectful by not bringing any of this up at this reunion and you know Heading her on the reunion and getting people matter her on Twitter Yeah, so I think that's kind of the unspoken thing here And he's like I would not speak against my woman and he runs off in like fake cries

And then Andy goes well, he's moved to tears. So does that mean something to you? And she goes, well, I dropped some takeover. I'm like, I don't remember. Yeah. And meanwhile, Joe out, like, because this is not like a proper reunion set, Joe, I was nowhere to run to. So I was just like lingering in the corner. So he's like, wow, Joe, come back.. I have just like sipping her cocktail. And then, while finally sits down and he goes, so, what do you love about her? He's like, I'm, he's a lot of the answer to this question. She changed me from the start. She showed me parts of something I never had the privilege of seeing, a normal life, a normal family, a normal everything,

a normal set of board games. It was difficult to break out of my jar shell and when she came back home with me, I treated her like shit and he's like, wait a minute, you took her to Zimbabwe, Brooke! Thursday Brooke really went to Zimb and she's like, yeah, I did! And he goes, well, I didn't see how bad I've traded it. And then it didn't go into Europe and seeing how people are supposed to be traded. I was like, wait, what the? First of all, you were just working in Europe, you idiot. Second of all, what is that? People in Europe do not know how to treat people well.

Why do they have to cut world is in disarray? Why do things in Bobways in disarray? Because of Europeans. Oh, so Hannah now has like full, like this is, this is honey, bullshit, bullshit, honey, face going on. And Drew's like, I'm in love with you. I need work, but I've been in love with you, and I need work.

I've been in love with you. I need work. Are we playing Buggled right now? Bricks like, just tell me. I know, I know. It's like, do you love him, Brooke? Of course, yeah, I'm like, oh, I know. I know. It's like, do you love him, Brooke? Of course, yeah, I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah, this is why I don't spend time on couples

like these, like this, in real life. You know, you sit there, you listen to their problems. You're like, oh my God, you're such a good couple. You could work through it. And then a year later, you realize they're just gonna do this every fucking weekend. Yeah, and I love Casey's testimony for him. She's like, he was deaf, I mean, and I was seasick.

Everyone's like, he was trying to get into your pants. Yeah, Brooks said that. He was trying to get into your pants and she goes, have us being genuine and the captain goes, oh yeah, he's very genuine. He's very, very genuine. Yeah, and so, and so it's KC willing to sacrifice for relationship with Joao out of respect to Brooke. And she's like, yes, but that, but to do that shows that there's a toxic thing in their relationship. I'm like, yeah, it's called Joao.

Yes, very specifically. Yeah, how about for everyone's sanity, everybody just stops talking to you off forever. Okay. So then it's the Hannah and Conrad love music. Seeing and someone rolls their eyes and laughs. Because there's this, because it's like the, well, there's the, we see Hannah being like, all right, honey, it's been six weeks. Do you want to have a blow job now? And he's like, oh my God, I can't believe it. Wow, Conrad, you have a blow job. You guys didn't have sex blow job now. And he's like, oh my God, I can't believe it. Wow, Karin, you have a blow job.

You guys didn't have sex for six weeks. And Hannah's like, um, there are cameras everywhere. So no, I didn't want to do that. And I messed up on the last day. And he's like, have you heard of the laundry room? People have fucked on this show every season. Okay, you fucked a guy last year in a room. Yeah, and Karin's like like I'd like to say something

I think that they're both a very professional and great couple. That was really nice, Collie So yeah, so so now like the question is well didn't did this, did this relationship impair Hannah's performance and Conrad's performance? This is to Sandy. Did it impair it as much as now that you've seen it on TV and you've seen how much they've worked? Did it really impair it that much? And Sandy's like, yeah, this isn't my first time seeing a crew romance.

And of course, now you're expecting Hannah to be like, I was working hard and I was doing my job right, but it said Hannah's like, no, it's true. Oh no, it affected working hard and I was doing my job right, but instead Hannah was like, no it's true, I know it affected my performance. I was a bad little stew. Friendsy and a friend, you know. You have friendsy and a, yeah, I love friendsy. So the question is, so Hannah, by the way, when you were actually

shelved with anxiety because you were in love with them for a day, I mean, that doesn't really seem like something a team stew would do, okay? So Sandy, why didn't you say, I'm sorry you're lousy. Can I get the fuck back to work? Yeah. Exactly. She's like, oh, well, you know, she could barely talk. I mean, she was having a real panic attack, you know. So sad. It was like, she just needed the biggest nap. And I knew I needed to be there for her for that big nap Yeah

So if Conrad wasn't in the picture would Hannah be a better chief stew and Brickas Yes Yeah And Basically like what why did Hannah go after Conrad? It didn't seem like they were gonna be a very good couple and she's like well, honey I just thought that he was so different from all the guys. I used to date, you know He has no money. He's tiny and he doesn't know how to relate. I thought that might be fun to try

It's nice to be with someone who doesn't understand the concepts of Saudi's on boats Andy and Andy's like well, he's like 10 years old so good for you I mean wow nice dating a child, Anna. And Andy starts shaming her with like, he's not dating Twinks all the time. Exactly. He's like, um, you brought like someone who's definitely younger than you

to watch what happens live. And she's like, yeah, she's like, that's my tonic. Cause it's fun to play with him, but not to date with him. And he just gives us a look to the camera like, go roast. I'm like, whatever, you are the Twink Juggler. So then Andy is like so you guys can have sex tonight and feel like no and then he's like so Joao and Brooke you guys gonna have sex he's like I'm going to watch a film

in bed which is so brook. And Joao is looking at it like please let it be any. So then he's gonna be in that bed watching it with her and I't- I won't believe anything different till it's proven. It's gonna be Gossford Park. So now it gets to the anti-Jewao segment and basically, and it's like, so does anyone on the crew besides Brooke and Casey actually liked Jewao and like basically no one raises their hand and then eventually call in and it's like, oh, well, you know, I like I like him. I wanted to be someone that he could turn to, he could vent to you and we could make him a better person. Pfft. Callie, you mean Callie, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You made your mother so happy, Cully. Cully, that was great work, Cully. What a son, what a guy. So, Jezob, what So, uh, Jezob. What's the deal with Jezob? Dwarf?

Seems like it's sort of a flimsy scapegoat for your terrible, terrible behavior. He's like, well, he's the thing with Jezob. I never knew the game Jezob was playing. It turns out that he'd come out and stop playing Jenga. I never heard any RTI even in those blocks until someone on the boat told me, because where I'm from, Zim. And J-J-Jasderbub only comes out about once every season is so, but on the boat he just gets, and I only hear about him from friends,

but on the boat he came out a lot. Yeah, uh. He was hard breaking. I shouldn't have done it. I couldn't believe what I saw. I never was a web how bad it was Please I need book I need Rick and then he whips out the old I use alcohol as a crutch Oh, okay, so now you're gonna be an alcoholic for excuse Yeah, exactly didn't want because you didn't want to open up he's just damaged goods Good so there's some questions about like hey was it was sort of not like Hannah Why did you take pictures with brick one? She was passed out. She's hey, it was sort of not Hannah. Why did you take pictures with Brooke when she was passed out?

She's like, cause it was funny, huh? And then Andy is like, so, Joao, that was gentlemanly to stand up for Brooke. But then you call Hannah the seward. Exactly what sort of gentleman are you? And he's like, well, that's actually a phrase I've used before. Like it's, like in Zim, it's pretty joking. It's like a joking thing to do in Zim, to be like, hey seward, get me the coffee. Hey, see word, come over here. Hey, see word do this for me. But you know, I can't make excuses. Like you just made 10 excuses. And then

he adds for good measure. And she called that to me at dinner, which they didn't show. But she also called that word to me. So, you know, I don't know why it's so different when I say it. You really don't understand the difference between a man calling a woman that and a woman calling a man that. There is. There is a big difference. I learned it a long time ago. There's a reason that we use cut fitness on this show now.

That's right. That's right. So does Brooke regret being dismissive of Hannah's feelings? And she says yes. And she regrets, we know, because she regrets and she says yes and she regrets we know because she regrets how she regrets basically that she turned her back towards Hannah's advice and Andy's like well does that make you feel good Hannah? She's like there I don't want to be right he's a pig I don't like it I don't want to be right so at least she got some action.

But at least let's let's say I'd like to thank all the sponsors Hannah Hannah Hannah Hannah Hannah. It's like rolling credits on herself And then it's just sort of like the we at the Grand finale is like whose Sandy's MVP Brooke and who's most improved Casey I'm gonna go. It's almost like they had someone good training. I'm right, honey I mean, obviously it's like you, the captain are great. So it was you, is he a sandy, you have the MVP sandy? Yes, you're the best one right there.

So biggest regrets, Casey. I'm belishing my CV. Okay, ironing it. Conrad wishes he got along better with sandy. Tender's like, yeah. Yeah, she's like, oh, there we go again. I don't hate you, Conrad. I just think you're terrible at your job

and you should never work. Hey, Hannah's regret is what happened with a relationship with Sandy and her sex on the last night and that happened on TV. Shuaaz regret the game I was playing. I didn't know the game. I think he said the game he was playing again. I regret that I put the run game off.

And then Sandy's regret was not acknowledging Hannah when she was doing a good job. She was like, good did a fantastic job in the beginning. And you know Conrad? You know what I love about Conrad. He came in here, he said, I don't even want to be on a yacht. I want to start flipping houses. And I think he's got a great plan and I and I I really respect how he had disrespect for my industry in place of another industry that was really great. What was Adam's regret?

I don't remember. Bringles not see the first from the Michelin Star! That's a big regret! And that's it for Blow Deck Med! Great season, I loved it. And, regular Blow Deck will be on in like three weeks. Oh yeah, baby! Yeast-rolling! Very excited, everyone!

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