Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder

Episode Date: May 30, 2018

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She's, she is a very funny lady. God, I love that Bahanna. God, I love that Bahanna. She's like, hello, hello, oh, honey, honey. It's so fun. Yeah, love her. That was a really fun time. And we also got to meet some crap and sisters.

Oh, much of crap and sisters after. I was so drunk. Sorry, sisters, and I was that drunk. But it was at the end of the night where it's like, I'm drunk. We're going to go home, and I'm just going to pass out. And then people are like, hey, I'm like, oh, no, no. Please do not throw up on the crap and sisters. Please do not throw up on the crap and sisters.

That was amazing. Yeah, we were standing outside and suddenly we hear Ben and Ronnie and we're like, yes, and it was these four women and they were in LA from Orlando. And they're like, we just went to Sir, oh my god. And now we see you guys. We're going to come. I think they said they were coming to one of our shows. It was so awesome. Bravo night. It was so fun. It was so fun. What a good night. So except for the fact that I gay, I like saying, I gay, this guy, he tripped and spills entire fruity drink on my back.

Not cool. Oh, he did. Yeah, no, it was very nice. Well, the api on a sat on a Saturday, it was a Saturday, right? That is never a good idea. But, you know, we'd like to smoke outside. And also we we figured we're going early so maybe there won't be that much people many people and it's a holiday weekend we're gonna we have to upgrade we have to upgrade our venues we have to upgrade our things you know because I will always say the same place I don't really explore

that I'll pick the next one I'll pick the next one because the Abbey was it was a disaster just like I'll pick the next one. I'll pick the next one. Because the Abbey was, it was a disaster. It was just like really trashy. The Abbey is a week and not kind of a place. Not a weekend. Kind of a place. Especially a weekend and like Memorial Day weekend, you know,

it was just like, oh, so anyway, it was, we definitely did not feel like we were on a luxury yacht. That's for sure. I mean, they were serving as food and bowls. I mean, what is this? Who does that? I said I don't like shellfish and they gave me Tuna. I was like I have some concerns which are valid I was really really I was like I ordered toast and it took me took like 15 minutes for the toast to arrive Oh and it took me 15 minutes for the toast to arrive. Oh, everybody.

So let's get to it. Shall we be below deck, man, below deck, man. So this week's episode opens up where the last one left off with Joaoao fighting with Hannah in the bus where she's like, your 30, your 30 is old, your 30, sorry, gotta get to Zimbabwe, my fake Zimbabwe accent. All right. Your 30 years old, you, gotta get to Zimbabwe accent. All right.

Your 30 years old, you get nothing going on for you and you're left like a goat. And I can say that because I'm from Zimbabwe and in Zimbabwe, everyone likes goats and I hate Zimbabwe and so therefore I hate goats and that means I hate you. I went to prom with the goat. I'll come back trying to go.

If I want to, I'm not gonna stand I'm not going to stand down to a goat. Everyone's like, what are you talking about? I think we need to have a goat that's standing on God 24 hours a day. How about that? And Hannah's like, whatever. He's the shammie technician at best honey. I love a good shammie burn. I Love when people like Brooke, they're like, I'm so nice. They had the tiny little ones who are so, so nice. She's like, I'm just taking a map to this fight.

I don't even know what's happening. Just taking a little mapping. I know you're not. Yeah. You're going to try and make out with this sexual harasser in like five minutes, okay? Fake Napper. Yeah.

Fake Napper. No. Fake Napper. No, she is definitely like that. Was it the Florence Nightingale syndrome? Is Florence Nightingale syndrome when you fall in love with a nurse or where the nurse falls in love with a patient? Either way, she's like, Well, I've been mostly had a syndrome Florence Nightingale.

It's like a Florence Nightingale thing. It's, I think it's when you fall in love with your caretaker. So I may have gone it wrong. But either way, she's like. A lot of me think of it as the English patient but either way she's like yeah she's definitely she's got a Julia Pinoch syndrome where she's like oh no oh look at Joao he came from a troubled country almost helped him now hopefully one of

the fans brothers can help me through this I'm going to abandon she's on her face oh no's a bomb outside. I hope it doesn't go off. So let's see here. So boat. God these notes. Here we are again in the blue deck, man. I forget what a mindfuck these notes are. Yeah.

Adam, kind of wild, eh? Hannah, insane. Brooke, on the beach with Zhao, hot. Conrad, I don't like this at work. Yeah. Oh my god. So much happening. Yeah, Brooke. Brooke is like you didn't we here. Here we know that there's problems because Brooke is saying to Joao. Do you want me to help you with my shoes? Do I? I don't know what I was like I don't know what that was, but I was like you should be disgusted by this man And instead you're like saying sweet nothings about helping things with shoes. Yeah, and Conrad's making like huge statements.

There's a lot of things I like on the boat, but not this. While we're at work, it's not this. It's not this, it work. Like really, you don't like employees screaming at each other, bold. And Hannah's like, on 30 years old, on 2 damn old to be treated like this. I'm like, you're 30, you're 30. He's 24. Oh wait, that's right, 24. Yeah.

She says he's 24, Joe. No, wow. No, she said she's, no, it was the, never mind. So now we're on, no, I'm confused now. How old is she now? She's 30, she said 24 is a joke last episode. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Joe, well, don't you mean it's Joe? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa scream on the floor, it's like the band. Yeah. Hey, which one of you guys wants to spin a job

on tomorrow? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So I was like, all right, well, it's in Bobway, they long to eat with spins. I'm gonna rebelling in the symbol boy. I'm gonna skew this right in with my finger and a banana. Oh, I'm been to Morocco. Zhao is so gross. and Adam's like, hey, I paid good money for that. He's like, how do I care?

What do you think about that? I don't care, what you pay for your screen. And Adam's like to get out of the gallery, brah. And he takes the ice cream and he holds it back. Like it's like, it's like, it's like, it's almost like, no one puts baby in the corner. It's like, no one sticks a finger in my ice cream You stay back here chocolate ice cream. I'll keep you safe

It's like Sally fields like crying monologue in every single movie where she's like trying to stick up for her daughter But it's ice cream I love the atoms like standing up for what's right while they're all eating out of spoons out of the ice cream Which is disgusting for anybody else who's gonna ever eat it sitting on the floor of the galley Yeah, I'll leave this leave this also. It's like I paid good money for this ice cream It was like generic brand and like a plastic bin It's like you pay it like you got this out of basically a CVS you found in the corner of Napoli so

Napoli Vs. I was afraid I broke it wrong But I've done things. I'm just basically doing Bugs these voice for Brooke from last season because Brooke really does have that It's funny. Yeah, she has that like sweet like almost well not like daisy from down Abby because daisy had like the commoner accent but sort of like that soft like I'm but a little British girl and I can't help but be one over by his magnetism. I just need my mother. My mama. I can't touch.

Yeah, I can't touch. Sorry. I'm at judge because I've done things too when I'm drunk. Well, I've eaten pizza, but I can still judge my 600 pound life. Hell, kind of rules are you living by, lady? I can't judge. Joe, I've got drunk too and one time I got drunk. And I made myself some breakfast tea when it was really the evening. Oh, I've been a paper till so Hannah and Conrad are talking and he's like, I made him go to

bed because I had to diffuse this situation. She's like, you don't have to do anything, honey. Like, Hannah's flirting with Conrad is cracking me up and he's like, yeah, could you handle it? Like a motherfucker off the boat. I really appreciate that rule breaking off the boat. So now Joao and Brooke are sitting together and Joao is like, I thought I was friends with the shift, but I guess not.

And Adam Washington was like, we're still friends bro. But I didn't like how you talk to Hannah bro. No, I asked for you, no, I asked for him, no, spin it, John, but you can get a lot of onions. Friends don't friends let friends don't let friends eat ice cream with two fingers while everybody else is just using spoons and girls like I didn't mean to be an asshole and works like obviously you didn't obviously you're not an asshole I see the real you. And then Zhao Wow who's apparently watching every housewife season ever done, is like,

I don't remember. I don't remember anything that happened. I just don't remember. I'm like, okay, Lisa Reno. So now it's like 2.25 AM and Zhao Wow, Wow goes over to Brooke and he's, well, she's, I'm sorry, Brooke is like in her bunk bed area and he like knocks in the door and he gives her a good night kiss on the cheek, being the gentleman that he is. He's like, you're amazing. You know who you are, you're perfect, you're wonderful, you're so pretty, you're like a flower that will never,

that will never lose its flower, it's petals, you're like a big, beautiful flower. You're kind of like a piece of ice cream that has many fingers in it. And if you know, you know, yeah Yeah, my fingers specifically, let's react. That's way too much for her. She's very innocent She's like oh look at you. Why are you putting your arm around me like that? Why are you putting your all? Oh, it's your arm. It's around me. Oh

And Hannah's like all right, cool damage like trying to go to bed the goats here So yeah, so Hannah's like all right, cold damage, like trying to go to bed. The goat's here. So yeah, so he's like all right. And then he's like, that was Jezebub. Jezebub is my alter ego. I'm like, do not bass rise Jezebub. In the, in the, in the, Orbealsabub.

Orbealsabub, okay? Because that is like a feminist. For him to basically, say, take Jezebel and turn to Jezebel when that's a feminist website is so wrong. Well, it's funny. Yeah, I only thought about it right now. My son, Jezebel, was like, wait a second. He is such a, like, a male pig. And then on top of that, that he calls his drunken male pig

alter ego Jezebob when there's Jezebob. It seems wrong. Well, Lucy didn't go into the whole Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Or is it Dr. Hot? No, yeah, but Mr. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Zim. Yeah, Lucy's not giving himself a Dr. title, which is what most psychos do. Yeah, they suddenly become very well educated.

So you're gonna spend 12 years earning this title. So Hannah goes out to Casey and she's like, Hello Casey, I got your gift here. She's like, is that for my, is that for my C-signage? She's like, yes, it's called rap, but we're simply, like three of these. Everything's gonna be great, right? Yeah, because it's the next day now.

And it's windy next day now and It's windy and the surface high and captain Sandy is looking out at the water So she's like oh that doesn't look good. You know what this beach needs? You know this water needs a nap He needs to be well rested well rested ocean is a good ocean Looks like that chair out there was trying to make a make it's way over to a nap and just fell right over Before thing was tuckered out. Oh, yeah, there was like a random chair like on top of a hot tub. It's like that doesn't look good. Oh, yeah.

So Brooke calls up her mom's wish. She's like, mum, Dave, it's about Dave. He doesn't want to be with me any more. And then she'd be fined out that broke with one who found out that her dad was cheating because she found some shit on a laptop and everything. And the mom's like, sweetheart, you're 26. You're super having the time of your life. Not bitch back down by men, sweetheart. She's like, I found this in Bob Boyman, her name is Zhao and just, Trisha's like, J. Wow, from Jersey Shore.

She's like, his name is Waaah, come on. I like that the mom's like booing her on the FaceTime. Also, when she FaceTime's her mom, she's smiling. She's like, Waaah! She's got this little smile and her mom goes, What's the matter darling? What is this? What's your problem with the time on your laugh, darling.

Time on your laugh. She's like, Now they said about me, both have lived and met. The scarred, the mother, he've let it rest me and a small. She's like, concentrate on your job. Clean the toilet, girl.

You need to earn some money so we can go to the casino. When you get back Go Trish So then so then so how and how and how to pass each other in the hall She's like oh my he's like oh she doesn't understand where off come from but you know what she doesn't understand When what's come from because she's all about herself Jesus like you're jumping to these you're jumping to this very quickly I'm like you've known each other for three days also

Like we know she knows where you've come from Zimbabwe because you can't stop talking about it He's like we love the way we have vacuum cleaners that they operate They're they're power plugs are on the top of the vacuum center of the vacuum. It's like we don't care. Joao When that vacuum says it's gonna pick something up. I say why are you gonna pick something up? If I don't understand it the vacuum has in the meaning we don't understand who the vacuums They don't mean anything to us. We never had a who we never had a prison in Hoover in Zimbabwe So to us who just means who? So Colin and Conrad music factory are talking and

Colin is Free brand shows up. Yeah, yeah, Conrad's like look. Here's how you use the chamois and Collins like hell that's what I look for in a boss is someone that shows me things to make me look good Because if one person looks good and team, the whole team looks good together. Who are you? You're like the sweetest cutest thing. I keep waiting for this guy to be a total dish, but he gets sweeter and he gets this like G Golly voice is it does. Well, I mean, he's like G Golly. He's G Golly. Okay. I mean, he's the equivalent of like a tugboat captain except except he has a ferry, you know? And like everyone likes tugboat captains.

Yeah. I'll pay a gladly paid tomorrow for a hamburger today. Wimpy was not a tugboat captain. No, but for whatever reason I thought I'd pop by the movie. I think that actually probably earlier in life, he probably was. Like when he was starting out on his 22 trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life, I'm sure Wimpy like worked on a targ boat maybe even was a captain yeah Wimpy's like I earned this life gosh I earned these burgers gosh

So now it's time for the primary meeting which is always my I don't know why I love primary meeting so much it's like the potential for awfulness is now appearing so This this charter is going the primary her name is Dr. Jennifer Berman and she's Sandy's friend and she's also a vagina rejuvenation specialist in Los Angeles I think, Beverly Hills. She certainly looks like L.I. She's very L.I. This woman. Yeah, and Captions like, well, we've got bad weather so we're going to have to stay on the

dock. We got to step it up. Okay we're going to have to stay on the dock. We got to step it up. OK, I'll be circling a lot. Hannah, I want you to come up with some creative stuff. Conrad, get some tender stuff up. I'm like, what do you need? You've got a dildo lady coming on. If the dildo lady can't entertain herself,

then I don't know who can. Yeah, exactly. So what they needed to do is bring on some lumber, some like, some like planks, so that way she could walk around the boat and keep her stupid shoes on still, but we'll get to that. So, um, yeah, Dr. Jen, I was very excited by this. I'm sure everyone is excited and I'm sure everyone was equally disappointed later on. But Dr. Jen said that she, uh, she requested a hot Italian male trainer to work out with. So I was like, I'm very invested in this episode already. Very, very invested. Let's see where this goes.

So next up, Brick and Zhao, Zhao, Zhao, Zhao, Zhao, be able to do the Zhao Zobbs. We're talking. And she's like, can we talk and pray that? Do you remember a conversation from last night when we whispered confident showties to each other? Is that kinder? No, a little bit. A kinder, I remember it kinder a little bit. Just, ja, ja, but it else about. Was I doctor, ja? A little Mr. Ja. I believe you are Mr. Doctor. I didn't quite understand it. But you admit you thought we have a bit of chemistry and I thought that maybe when we get on trial and we could take a walk around the gardens.

Hehehehehehe. And he's like, so it's gonna be hard, so you want me to stop flitting with ya. And she's like, yeah, I beg your right. I'm like, this is like a whole flirtatious conversation about not flirting anymore. Yeah. You two just go make out so you can get over this asshole. Yeah, exactly. And I have to say, again, I mean, we talked about it last week more. You two just go make out so you can get over this asshole. Yeah, exactly. And I have to say again, I mean we talked about it last week more. You

know, heat, this is in our in our posts, well, we're not really posts, but this hashtag me to movement, you know, like talking about workplace, what's appropriate in a workplace. And she's telling him, please stop flirting with me. And even though she's, it's like sweet. And they're like, oh my god, like, do that, please, please don't do that. It's still as kind of like we're in the workplace, stop flirting with me because I though it's like sweet and they're like oh my god like do that please please don't do that. It still is kind of like we're in the workplace stop voting with me because I have to focus on my work so I'm already my like my antennas or red flags whatever you want to call them are going up in an unhappy way. My red flag is a frown face on it. Well my red flags are already up when he was like on that on that Casey girl rubbing her thighs and stuff. Well, yeah, I'm saying it's the red flag.

It's more like the red flag went up and then I forgot it was up and I looked up like to the ceiling. I was like, oh my god, there's red flag that's up. Well, it's it's gonna calm you down this next part because Casey's like, Hey, Hannah, can I put the reds in with the white? This is a grown-ass woman, honey. Hannah, you can't, the honey problem, honey. Hannah, you can't wash the red flag with the white flag. I mean, two totally different things.

Poor Casey's never done laundry. So Hannah's like, good morning, Cindy. And she's like, before we start the day, what does the debt crew do? Guys, they take out the trash, what else? They clean up the outside. What else? Okay, guys, what about those little cups? Can I show you about those little cups? Have you guys settled that a chamois old towel situation? Cause something needs to get chamois. And I don't care what it is at this point. So Jamie is like, well, finally, it's take it to trash.

Like, I've never seen somebody so happy to take out the trash. I'm not making bad. Thank God. Yeah. They're like, Jamie, could you like, spritz down one of those windows? She's like, yes. So Casey asks, Joao, how he's doing after all that drinking? Like, because the drinking night before,'s sort of like taps him on the tummy Like how's it going old boy? And he just gives it like like oh, yeah, oh we bake him Can you see my erection wave and it's yeah?

There it is. I always That's that's Jesus Bob Jesus about Bob's a balls. That's done. They're trolling him. I've never even met him before But I'd like to think he's a haem to me with perfectly placed highlights. What do you think, young lady? He has an advanced degree. He worked for that title.

So a boat, a boat, a docks next to this yacht and captain Sandy is like, all right, can, Red, let's, let's offload that tander before another another boat comes in Because this way the girls can go out on the tander and feel like they're actually on a real boat for once. Why don't you go do that? Huh? Okay, and then Cut to Conrad and he's like lying on the dock with Hannah. I just like talking about like I want a ball of house some day and Renovated like my parents did my parents ballhouse. No, I want ballhouse. I love real tight real tights fun My parents did my parents bought a house now. I want more house. I love real estate real estate. It's fun And it's like you want a fuck or not

like where are we talking about and then we we're getting all this drama of like the the boat not being put down and then we get a close-up on Jamie's boobs for some reason I'm not really sure with that was a bad idea. I guess the editor is like her. Yeah, and Everyone's dressing out while Conrad is over there stunning because another vote comes in. Because while he's sunning with Hannah talking about real estate, another boat comes in and now they're locked in and there's no place for the tender to come out. No, what's it? But Sam went. This was confusing to me anyway because member in the last below dexies and the regular below deck when the captain was the people were complaining that they had to stay at the dock because the weather was so bad and

so that they kept complaining and the captain was like all right well get me the tender and then he took them out on that boat and like got them seasick and he's like ha ha ha that's what you do for quest and then the cap. Well I guess they weren't crammed in at that port because he was able to get the tender off or maybe they got the tender out ahead of time but in this they weren't crammed in at that port because he was able to get the tender off. Or maybe they got the tender out ahead of time. But in this case, they were crammed in like yachts or deans. And there was no place for that poor little tender to get out.

So it was problematic. So meanwhile, because we knew this was going to turn into a problem, but we let that go in the back burner because then we just sort of see some just stuff happening on the boat. Hannah calls for a hot trainer and then she's like, it's time for provisions to come in. It's like they're bringing boxes on board and Hannah's like, I wanna do a pizza lesson.

We can take them and get them, they can learn how to make pizza. It'll be fun, but then Adam can make hummus too. And he's like, oh, that's a great idea. Great pizza thoughts. Here from Hannah. Love pizza thoughts from him. Love your deep pizza thoughts. You know, I went on a first grade tour of a pizza place. It was amazing. In case he's like, Do we need our shoes for this meeting? Do I need to wear a great skirt for this meeting? What's pizza? Captain's like, All right, all right, everybody gather around.

She's my friend. So we got to do a great job. She likes sweet stuff, and that can be, is the tender launched? Is the tender launched? And calm, red's like, oh, oh, that is not cool. And she just goes, she goes, why didn't she offload the tinder? And she had like such betrayal in her voice, like how could you not put the tender down in the ocean? We're gonna do an anchor sanctuary except it was gonna be with the tender and the yacht will be a yacht Sing sure with the tinder how could you not do it? And he's like well, uh, you know

He has a thing real estate. There's a lot of things you can do with real estate. It's like, ah What's my friend? She goes that is terrible Fuck that fucking pisses me off. And then she goes, smile, big smile. So how's Casey? Well, also, when she's like, for her, that was the Hulk throwing around boats. Like, she's just disrupting the dock throwing around boats. But it's Captain Sandy. So she's like, God, I'm man. Okay, everyone, let's hug everyone. Napt up, I just took a mental nap. I'm back. She's like, fuck, sorry, everyone, I knew that was very up, I'm professional and loud. And I

know that was an intense moment for all of us. That had to be rough to sit through guys. So I can talk about rough waters, rough sandies. Okay, that was called the rough sandies. Okay, everyone, okay, that was called a super storm sandy. I can't. Rough waters. Rough sandies. Okay. That was called the rough sandies. Okay. Everyone. Okay. That was called the super storm Sandy. I'm sorry. I hope you guys are okay. Meanwhile, by the way, you know, when she goes that is terrible. They cut the joowl just smiling. Yeah, I told the world had terrible. It would be when I left Zimbabwe. I stood on the rock and I told that ghost. You forsake me. this world will be terrible.

I know the world's learning what it's like to mess with your bobbas, a bobbas, a bimpsi. Notice how Jawao is all about, he's always thinking about the boat. He's loyal to the boat, he's always wondering. He's concerned about the boat in the charter guest, and yet when Conrad get into trouble, he's curiously silent. Like, he didn curiously silent. Like he didn't say anything about that tender.

Yeah. In terms of like saying we should drop the tender, you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, which if he wants to earn points, you know, he should have gone up and been like, hey, didn't you say you wanted the tender dropped? Yeah, so Sandy goes, so Sandy then turns the, she's saying,

well, it looks like we'll be in the dock. We'll be on the dock. We'll be stuck here in the dock for a while. So Jamie, thank you for helping the interior in the last charter. I'm gonna have you help them out a lot on this charter, too, which gives no problem. Really? Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, so the captain's like, okay, well my friend is to her birthday, so I want a birthday

song, but I was thinking rap style. I was like, oh no, no good, I'm gonna come with this. The phrase rap style, it just automatically means it's just going a bad direction. Yeah, this is not gonna end well. So Collins, like, oh, I learned every instrument in college. I went to music school, and I don't want to mess it up and mess up our tip. Jay, I know rap. Oh, why is my hand raising?

Why is my hand raising? Oh, that's my hand raising. Just can't control myself. So I'll do it, I'll do it. OK, I'll do rap. I'll do rap. You can call me Maca-Less. So the guests start to arrive. And basically Dr. Jen Berman is like a skinny patty stanger,

right? So she's like, hi. And the shoes have to come off. Like, do we have to take our shoes off? If we take our shoes off, yes, shoes have to come off. Which, I thought that was just like a, every season, by the way, the shoes have to come off. I thought that was like,

I were nod to the traditional shoe moment, but it winds up being a little bit later on. So, the guest to come on board and Joao, he has an issue with, is it called the passorral? It's basically the gang plank that links the yacht to the dock. What you walk on to get on the boat. He's like, Whale, all I think that we shouldn't all go down on to get on the boat. He's like well

I think that we shouldn't all go down go go down for the night I think that like someone should stay on to say on and got got the passory off the security security Conrad's like no, it's not how it works. We all good a bit I mean, you know when people walk off the boat we help them He's like, but what if someone walks around the bit in the middle of the night? They fall and they die. It happens all the time In Zimbabwe they call that a pacerial death Pacerials are account is the number two killer in Zimbabwe. Do you know many people fall of pacerials and die all the time?

Do you know how many goats I've found at the bottom of a mountain? Because of whatever Zimbabwe Conrad said no one needs to stay up all night. I mean Conrad really should have just said fine stay up all night. He really should have. He should have, you're right. I mean if I take this guy's shit stay up all night then sleep like getting trouble for that and then I'll be able to fire stupid ass. Exactly.

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all around the rim of this bathtub. It was disgusting. Well, I don't know why they didn't give my favorite lady more lines, because this is my favorite. I know what she does. It's so not. She smoked 10 packs of cigarettes, 30 minutes before getting on this much. She think, I really like this about. Hey, hey, look, look, there's a bathtub with shit around. Oh, wait, it's marbling. Do you have any lapis lazily on this boat? I made her southern for some reason. She's like who would New York

She talks like this. This is more like what she talks. Hey, Tuts. Can we get some almonds around here? I'm okay I can wait 30 minutes for nothing and balls nothing and balls So Jen's walking around talking about vagina is as much as possible She's like, well, I love your office, captain. God, this is really you. You really know how to drive this. Captain's like, how are you really a surgeon? She's like vagina vagina.

She literally says vagina vagina vagina butt penis. Yeah. That's funny one, Jen. It's funny one. Add Jen in her Jed jokes. Ah, classic Jen, classic Jen. So then Jen's like, hey Hannah, doesn't this vote need a resident guy now?

I was like, oh, you know I'm over half of it, ladies. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I still don't get to do the deck stuff, drop an anchor and docking and throwing lines. That's bullshit. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. You know what? You're literally on day three. Okay. Just calm the fuck down. Meanwhile, Kelsey is just failing, which, you know, it's much easier when the failure is. I was like, who's Kelsey? Okay, she's like, I'm in the war. Casey. She's like ironing the rug and Jowell's like, do you know what you do in goat? She's like, oh yeah, he's like, have you been anything Dan yet? She's like, no, I haven't even gotten yelled at today. I'm doing a great job. It's easier to not like these the the cases of the world when

there's little assholes about it. Right. Like that girl who's like, I don't know. I mean, Jen from last season. Yeah. But when they're so nice, Kelsey's like, I really want to prove myself with this iron. I know for this scene, I wrote down Kelsey. Oh, I think it's Kelsey grammar. Look, this week I got Colin and Conrad.

You did. I know it's at the beginning. I've even said Jamie, right? Yeah. No, you've been. Give me my Kelsey. No, it's the beginning. I've even said Jamie right. Yeah, no you've been She'll see give me my kills. No, it's Kelsey grammar. He's like the third stew He's like I don't know how to iron Vas Camille to do this all these years and I must iron are they am I supposed to be wearing my grayscoot now Captain of Fandy one question

What to do about howossaladin's scrambled eggs? My experience. I don't have a lot of experience on your art, but I was in the future film Periscope Down, which is a submarine, which I believe qualifies me. It was also on Broadway! In the musical about Peter Pan. I also did the narration for the documentary Best of Enemies about William F. Buckley and Gov. Adal, which Ben and his parents may have may have not have watched over the weekend. Have you ever seen a goat goad at the bottom of the mountain? So, Zhao is like trying to fight with Kelsey now over ironing. This guy really got some odd game.

Yeah, he keeps it safe. Well, his game is like anything he can catch. It's very slim. But he, yeah, he's like whatever, whichever one breaks first. Here's my prediction. Hannah is loving Brooke right now and she's annoyed at Casey. By the end of the season and she's annoyed at Casey. By the end of the season, she's gonna love Casey

because Casey will have come a long way and she's gonna hate Brooke because Brooke obviously has eyes for a Joao and she's gonna get caught up in this. She's gonna get caught up in Joao and you know there's gonna be scenes of Hannah saying things like, what I need is a second stew, not someone who's blowing Joao.ao you know it's gonna be all that because remember last season she likes it's difficult to

concentrate on laundry when he hits in the clouds honey yeah you know honey how about you how about your focus on service instead of servicing joao how about that honey you know that's what because remember last season she loved bugsie at first and she couldn't stand Lauren and then she grew to like Lauren and hate Bugsie Well Bugsie flipped to that hole when I was first Yeah, but remember it was Adam

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So I got you a gift. It's a vibrator. So what this does is, it pulls out your vagina, tickles it, it sings a song to it, it strokes it on side, tells its hair, looks pretty, and then puts it back inside. You have an orgasm in less than 30 seconds. Randy match it takes your clitoris out and treats it like a balloon animal. You just program it, you want a zebra, you want a simple vlog, you want a kitty cat, which is ironic, isn't it Sandy? Sandy's like, wow, oh boy. Oh boy, yeah, because she basically takes it and just like puts it right on Sandy's vat and she's like, oh wow. Oh man, I'm gonna need an app after this.

Oh, that's for sure. It's like an anchor sanctuary right in my vagina. Yeah, could this thing teach Casey how to vacuum? It's doing a great job. Can this thing get me toasts? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Does this thing understand the difference between dry toast and wet toast?

It's like, God, that's a thing for wet toast. It was too, Sandy. Unbelievable. So then, let me see Colin in his bunk working on his rap. He's like, my name is Colin and I'm here to say, it's Dr. Jeth birthday today. We know you're a doctor, so we want to make it sick. And then, Joe, I was like, oh! Trust like Trust me up from Zimbabwe. I know rap Bro, okay. What sort of doctor wants to make something sick? That's just rude and unprofessional calling

Collins like sick means cool man Drows like I'm sick I'm sick. Oh, I get it So when all this time when case has been C6. She's been like I'm sick. Oh, I get it. So when all this time when case has been C6 has been like I'm C cool So he's just too cool for skew Too cool for C, huh So then Jawa pulls aside Conrad and Colin and he's like, do you think one person should be 24-7? One of these ladies falls over a viabright here into the water and How many goats guard from vibrabright or accidents on docks

in Zimbabwe? Here's what happens, Dr. Jen Bermin gives Seuss the viabriar. She has such an orgasm. She can't see straight. She walks off the pass-erail. Next thing you know, she's in the water, sleeping on the fishes. Don't you think we should guard her?

Don't you think we should guard the pass-erail? I was like, why not? There's a lot of things coming out. My whole Seusses in the other room be like oh The divination oh My vaginas the shape of a kangaroo Where's my husband Jonathan he used to stick his thumb up my ass right now or paralyzed oh That show we miss you that long time secrets and why really a forgotten gem yeah

So jaw wow, okay, we already did him oh so now he's gonna take the guests in the van to the pizza place to Let him make a pizza and Hannah joins him and Adam's cooking and Jamie's like, yes, I'm all trash Hi, oh hi, oh, it's off to work. I go clearing trash in Washington. We just hi. Oh hi, oh, and then tell you God damn it And he's like Hannah left to that's supposed to be taking the salads god damn it. We're supposed to be a team that's supposed to be taking the salads. God damn it. We're supposed to be a team. Leave no salad, man, bro. Turn it over. Yeah, because we saw all these scenes of Adam making these salads. He was frying prosciutto. He's putting this and arranging that and all this stuff. He makes all these salads. And then they just leave without them.

Yeah, I like when Hannah's captain Sandy's like like with a friend there and he's like presudo. She's like God, he's messed up good when it's right It's like the brand-seino of meats I love a fried prosciutto. Yeah Here's my perfect meal Fry prosciutto, brand-seino and Dry Toast. Three dry things. Don't forget that by man. I'm not.

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Why do they, it was such a random like silly fact to throw in there? Like, I mean, it's not a random fact, Naples, it's just random on this show that they decide to spend 10 seconds of, hand-explain the origins of Maghari Dapizza. They didn't get this confused with the Maghari, which is also a drink, which was invented in Mexico, okay. Listen here. Listen here, honey. I bet you thought the Cesar salad was also invented here in Italy, but guess what? There was founded into your water, honey. So in this clown music, as Casey tries to figure out the vacuum, I love this show. So in this clown music, as Casey tries to figure out the vacuum, I love this show. I know.

It's just watching Casey take the cord out of the vacuum. It's like, cord, cord, cord, cord, cord. You know that the guy assigned to Casey is like, what the fuck? It's like the, the Jamie of the camera crew. Like, why am I assigned to Casey again? She's like attaching a tote bag to the vacuum. She's like, I thought it's supposed to have a bag. It's like mom, that kind of big.

So she's trying to vacuum the water outside. And I love that the Italian clown music was, they made it, you know, very Italian. It's like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Duh-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du The dishes, the salads. He's like, mm, no. He holds up like a protein bar. He's like, is this a watcher? You'll mean, nah. They're like, oh no, a boughs are took the salads. Mm. So they realized they lost it and she's mortified. And Adam's like, team, row team.

All this work for nothing, man. For nothing. So like this big salad drama and Hannah's like, oh, could we get likes in? Could we do like a caprazi some basil and some tomatoes and mozzarella? They're like, sure, I'm like, see, it's fine. Yeah, don't work that.

It's like literally the easiest drama. We forgot to bring salads to the restaurant. What could they possibly do? I don't know, have the restaurant. Make a salad. Yeah, or put them in the fridge for tomorrow. Hey, hey, God damn it. Look at this floor.

What a mess. Look, I just see a bunch of dust in one big road right through it. It's like she just did one path. So basically, yeah, Casey's like, but I cleaned the floor. And she's like, no, you didn't look when the girl has no idea what her duties are. It's a bad reflection of what the leader didn't teach them. I'm like, okay, that's a good point,

but also the tenders not in the water. So yeah. I don't know, you're kind of hurting yourself with this one. Yeah, exactly. So Sandy is like, all right, let me show you how to clean the foot. We're just gonna knock it out real quickly. Okay, it's called the vacuum.

See this, this is the on button, that's the on button. Oh. So then these bongos start playing. And I'm like, these are the weirdest bongos because they don't go with this music. And then the show goes on, and the bongos are intensifying. And I'm like, why are they making this so dark with bongos? Is that an Italian? I started getting, I kept writing in my nose.

What is with these fucking bongos? What are they trying to tell us? It was my timer. I was cooking pasta. I was wondering. I was like, I didn't hear any bongos. I was like, was gustor playing. I don't get it. No, I use the bongo timer sound. And so it was like five minutes of bongos because I brought headphones and I, you know, watch on the on the computer. And so my pasta was overcooked because I thought the bong were trying to tell me something I'm below deck. You're like, what is this strange score happening here? Yeah, it got super dark because it wasn't going with the music. The music's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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Well, it's enough, you know, thanks for that. But we don't need to keep it going on, honey. Sometimes it's better to just take it and move forward. No point in rehashing, I'm sure we're here about salads, about 20 more times than the three-up since. See, let's just like this turn into the salad fight. Right. Oh yeah! So meanwhile back in the boat, Adam is like making 10 million desserts.

I mean, this was like the great British makeup officer. And I was surprised he didn't create a replica of the yacht in biscuit form. Oh, and then on Jow back on the boat is like calling in Jamie. We need to speak to Sandy. I think Goal will both come right here because someone could die for good walks off the mat. Wait, I've been just a good walks off the pass to real. Hey, don't call me a goat. Sorry, see you. Seems like you should come and sense, know your place and stay there. There's a hierarchy for a reason. It's why I've got a clink, clink goddamn toilet, even though I supposed to be taking that trash. I don't know. I think I've got to talk to

seeing the about it. This pisses a real. So dangerous. It's a dangerous piss a real. It's like, okay, calm down, calm down. Um, speaking a bit of dangerous. I'll tell you it's dangerous. Noonsio the Italian trainer. I was so dis I mean we all were disappointed, but this guy shows up His he looked like an aging wrestler like maybe 20 years ago. He was in Italian WWE But like his hair was sort of like he had like three strands of hair going in three different directions. Those like it looked like one of the characters on Mario Kart. He really he was like, Wario, he was auditioning for Wario. It's like it's a me, Anandio Wario. And he's like, I guess I should ask for a picture.

My damn dream. This is not what I ordered. No, it was. But, you know, know your crowd. It's not like it was a bunch of spring chickens on that boat, you know. The doldal ladies were just fine with it. They're like, well, thank God he was hot. Yeah, and he did wind up actually having good body.

At first I was like, is this guy, he's a trainer, he doesn't look like he has a good body, but he did have a good body. So good for him. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, clarity, then you fix it up, you flip it, and then you know you're a real adult. And that's just how it's done. And he's like, I could, yeah, talk to Joe, the bulbs are bulbs that way.

Or recap makes no sense. I love it. So there's like a moment where KC is like giving a beat for college to the train of training. I mean, we just we're seeing we're seeing non-Zo train. We're seeing Colin preparing for his musical performance Long story short. It's evening time. It's time for dinner and Dr. Jen's like I really need to wear my shoes I need to wear my shoes. It's like I can't have my outfit without my shoes Dr. Sandy can I please please wear my shoes? I'm like, bitch, this is a

$300 million yacht, okay? And it costs $300,000 to clean up every single thing that you make. No, don't wear your shoes. Well, that's not what Captain Sandy said. She's like, sure, wear your shoes, jeez, are your shoes well-rested? Then they're ready to party. This is a super yacht. So she's like, you know, Hannah, you've all got different uniforms on. Also, I wanted my bed done this morning. Maybe it was confusing. Hannah's like, it was definitely not confusing to a normal person. Man, to a KC person. You know, it's like a dinghy salad. Yeah, it's on a can of soap. She also looks at his sails on the can of dogs that I mentioned They all right KC hey KC you stupid sack of bid seed. Did you clean captain Sandy's a Gabon and she's like oh my god. I just actually totally forgot

It's like that is the captain Casey Casey and he she is not part of the sunshine Band because she is not bright enough for that. Bless her little heart. So then Zhao Zhao is flirting with Brooke in the way only Zhao Zhao can. Brooke setting up the table and he's like Miss Lott in your pants bro. Okay, I'm from Zim in Zim Bobway they always want to keep me a pants and I have to rebel against everything in Zim Bobway so I can stay at him my pants. So Adam makes this huge meal because he can add this all it's in now. So it's like 10 10 huge family style dishes coming out for each. It all looks so good by the way. And and I was like, well, thank God, I've got a honey like brook because

she's fast and she knows what to do and they show brook and she's like, she's like, brook, we need some bowl. We need something for the clamshells and brook's like, all right, we'll set some bowls. And I was like, that has to be a callback. They close up on those bowls. That had to be a callback. They did close up on those bowls. That had to be a callback. Now they're just gonna test everybody to see if anybody else gets rabbit bowls. Yeah.

I wrote down a note that just says, Casey's cleaning and confused. Seems to sum it up. I put Casey's work's LOL. So Jamie goes to Conrad and she's like, listen, Jowls above the bubs is going above your head, something about goch flying off Meccans. You need to do something about it. And by the way, can he be the one cleaning tables and picking stuff up off the interior because I want to take

out the trash? And then Hannah yells at Casey about like plastic being on the floor. What was that about? I think that like Hannah went to check it on Casey because Casey's cleaning and there's, I think there was some plastic on the floor and Hannah's like, see this, honey? This goes in the trash. This goes in the trash. This is plastic. She's like, oh, I didn't pick it up in case they needed it. She's like, if they need plastic, they can use fort. What were they gonna do with like a a like a ratty piece of plastic?

Yeah, that's all I was asking you because I was like, if I write this down right, they might need it. It's like, and she goes, you can lay the host to water, but you can't drown it. You can lay the host to water, but if no one's gone in the passenger rail, it's gonna fall in. So then we go upstairs and you hear this old guy going, if I had erection before I was I would go the emergency room and then almost sounds like happy birthday to you. And the music's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And it looks, it shows you calling close up all scared of his rap. It's like eight mile. Oh my god. There's like an old school airplane flying over my apartment

right now. Anyway, it's like a biplane. I was like, what? Important details. Important details. Yeah, so commenter Adam. I mean, enter Colin. Yeah, so Colin comes in and he's like, and he's like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, and Collins like, my name is Colin and it's your birthday, you're on a yacht and I'll tell you what's not, you're gonna have a cake, but that was baked by Adam in the galley and he's not related to my friend Sally. And the lady's like, oh, that was just great. That was, wow, that was, I mean his hats on sideways.

Everybody applause. Uplast. And he's like, he's like long island in them. The boy got flow. So then we see Joe out and the crew mass eating like an ape. He's like like big donkey conge forks in this house like and comrades like can we have a chat? Maybe upstairs you can't finish your food there. Ben didn't finish your food Ben.

I'm going to interrupt you. I'm going to interrupt you. I'm going to interrupt you. Mid-spaghetti. Mid-spaghetti. So, yeah, basically, can we have a little chat? Anyway, Joah-Wah, Dr. Joah-Wah, I'm on. I don't want you to question me because when you question me in front of the others, it undermines my authority.

And Joah-Wah, what do you mean about undermining? Is that a question? Is that a question? Well, say it. Is that a question? Let me tell you what happened to your authority. Okay. It walked over the passory on the water. That's what happened to your authority. He's like, well, I'll definitely question the security of the boat. There's no question about the eat.

And he's like, don't undermine me. If I have an opinion It's that the market is ready for buyers not sellers and he's like it's not about questioning authority It's about understanding why not and he's like okay, then we're gonna have a problem because that's exactly what I mean My favorite television show of all time was the hathagram comedy Emily's reasons why not so good spoke to my soul And they shake hands almost like nothing is resolved. Yeah, I'm just gonna get worse and worse which gay So the guests go to sleep and because Dr. Jan was allowed to wear her stupid stilettos There are shoe stains all over the carpet

So Hannah and Conrad get to work cleaning them out and they're just sitting there hour after hour cleaning out shoes stains Yeah, I'm infloiting she's like He goes there's only one reason that there's mirrors on the ceiling and she's like how strong is that table? So let's see here. So the next morning Hannah's sleeping in and So Brooke is doing all the breakfast orders. Now here's my question. Don't they normally just serve breakfast? They're like, here, it's a fruit plate, some waffles and some eggs. Like, why does everybody suddenly have a choice about what they want for breakfast? I think it's I think I don't know. It seems to change

because sometimes it is just like, here's breakfast, but sometimes they do make requests. I've seen, I've seen them have make requests before. So either way, Brooke is there and they're making the most complicated requests. It's like, all right, I'd like to have an omelette, please, two yolks, one white, one slice of provlon, one slice of Swiss, and three mushrooms, and two of them could be chrimeini, but one of them should be shittake please. Thank you. And that's like one order. And a side of bacon, but can make the slice like not too big, maybe three inches max. Yeah, I just have a breakfast plan. I'm so confused. Yeah. So then the captain is even joining in. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I'll have a spinach omelet. Like, oh, jeez. No, you start too, lady. She's like, I'll have a spinach omelet and some toast with no butter on it, please. And Brooke is like, uh-huh. And Brooke's not writing anything down. She's like I have a sandwich. I'm in some toast with no no butter on it

Please and Brooke is like uh-huh and Brooke's not writing anything down So she's like uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh and Casey's there But and she's like but Casey's of no use because she's basically like Casey could you please bring a coke to Frank and a coke to Dr. Gin and a coffee to to Suze and Casey's like um I don't know when those people are so sorry She's like sorry, I didn't learn any names and books like, I'm gonna kill somebody and type lush and type lush. Adam, she didn't want butter on her toes. And he's like, God damn it. Yeah. And then captain starts starts radioing everybody. She's like, Hannah, Sandy,

Hannah, Sandy, Sandy, Hannah, Hannah, Sandy, am I ever going to get my toast? Where's my omelette? I want porch too now. Oh, I want porch. God, I want porch. So the captain's getting really pissed. And she's like, we are on a super yacht, people,

which is true. Yes. Good point. They should be able to handle all of this, but they're still dodo birds, you know? It's still, I to handle all of this, but they're still dodo birds. It's still, I guess, the first couple of weeks, a real-aroll dodo birds. So Hannah at this point has woken up and she's working on her laptop because she's trying to get ahead of the ball with Charter number three.

So she's working on that and Sandy comes in and is like, oh Hannah, banana, what are you doing up here? I need to help out the rest of the crew. And she's like, well, she's like, well, honey, captain, honey, I'm working on Charter number three. She's like, why are you doing up here? I need you help out the rest of the crew and she's like well She's like well honey captain honey. I'm working on child on number three. She's like why you doing that? That's not fair. It's not fair to them. You're working on the provisions this charter is still going on God damn it breakfast service suck Hannah and so Hannah's like all right well We follow those fails just reminder how tired you are so she's like well honey I was up until 4 a.m doing the stage she's like why you up to 4am she's like well there was she stains and I'll

because that bitch was in his tomatoes and I was on my hands and knees and I blisters and I was on all fours I couldn't do it anymore and I was up so late I didn't get it a lot of sleep I didn't get it all sleep I'm not rested I need a nap and she's in Hannah's like I mean Captain's like I'm believable well first because Hannah's using the cry is like I'm believable. Well first because Hannah's using the cry defense. Yeah I'm gonna cry. And so Captain Sand is a natural response is Kabir. Yeah she does. She does

ask for us. She's like I'm gonna give you a hug but Hannah's like yeah I'm gonna give you a hug it's gonna feel like a nap and everything's gonna be okay. and Hannah's like And so she runs away and we come to the god G. Some believe a bug. Yes If she'd give she'd taken the hug from Sandy Sandy would have been fine with it and say you'd be like, you know what? You could you take a nap but because Hannah didn't do it. She's like unbelievable. I still don't even have my goddamn toast Oh, yeah, I'm a little dick blow deck, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, for listening, we're gonna be back tomorrow to talk some real housewives of New York. Go to watchacrapins.com to get your merchandise

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