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Okay and here we are with Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Podcast to low girls.
Hi!
What's up?
You know, you reminded me of Patrick calling Lisa Girl.
I know how I felt.
I'm pretending like I'm watching you guys walk away right
now and I'm like check out those asses girls. I like the way they look you know.
They're really up. Yeah, they're really up.
Yeah, you know, that's really condescending. That's not right. I want to talk about
your ass, but you can't make a micro aggression because that's condescending.
I told Holly I said wait, Ben's to say this about the scene. He's going to go off. We don't even have to say a word.
I know. My chair's already ready to lean back and change and look at a screen door girl.
Do we think, do we think, I mean, obviously we're here talking about the Vanimpermprul season finale,
I mean, obviously we're here talking about the Van Opompere rule season finale, which we just watched.
I mean, it ended only like 30 minutes ago here in the world, known as Earth.
And my question is, you know, this was filmed pre-me too.
And what Patrick was saying, I feel like there is going to be some sort of backlash.
I think it may affect his radio show.
Do we think that people will get up in arms enough
or people can say whatever it was on the Interpromp rules?
I think they should.
I mean, first of all, like Holly said,
he's quoting a rap song.
Of course, I don't know what that is.
But I mean, the fact that he's calling our girl over and over and then talking about her asks several times to not just any woman,
but your girlfriend's boss, a inappropriate, you know, a woman inappropriate, no other woman,
just it's inappropriate anyway. So I said maybe you can say it if you're ex on the beach and you're
trying to hook up, but that might be it.
I see backlash.
Maybe only in that very specific sphere of ex on the beach.
I think maybe not even then.
I don't think you would even last on ex on the beach, which I haven't watched, but I just
feel like he had a man bun and that automatically disqualifies him from any sort of MTV seaside
rom.
Yeah.
I think that whole man bun was almost,
it was almost like a certain sort of armor in a way.
You know what I mean?
Because when you start with the man bun,
people are just gonna expect the worst.
I mean, I don't think that it's really gonna shock anybody.
No, and his trench coat too,
his trench coat really bothered me.
And I was sweating the entire scene. It was
so uncomfortable and it was just disgusting. I didn't like it at all. He was sweating too.
He was very greasy. I don't think he was in a sober state by the way. And I don't know
if it was necessarily booze he had taken. Like he seemed a little altered. I said that.
I go, Holly, look at him. Vigget. I go, I know he's not on
math, but it almost seems like a methy because he's just like swaying and he looked fidgety.
It was like meth humor. You know, it's like that's the humor that only people on meth can have.
Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? He kind of have meth face. You're right. You're right.
But he was talking very slowly. I don't know. There was a lot going on
there because I love identifying my drugs. I love to see them out in public and figure out which ones
I've done and how they affected me and like project all my own issues onto drug users, you know.
But I couldn't recognize it. I mean, to me, it was just like a it was like a drug smoothie.
It was a really drug smoothie. It was all just very shocking. Like, to me, this is really, these, it was two scenes and they really stole the entire show.
I feel like that's the thing that people are going to talk about with this season finale.
It was the way the Patrick acted.
It was so shocking.
It was such a lack of respect for Lisa Vanderpum.
And who cares if she's a celebrity.
But as you mentioned before, she is a woman, she is a business
owner, she is technically the boss of his girlfriend. And even though they actually broke up, like maybe
a week later or so or two weeks later, and like he was planning on breaking it up and whatever,
maybe this is a sabotage attempt, it just doesn't excuse that. It's just like bad,
pig-ish behavior. And it was like, served with a side of entitlements
that when he's a band of...
Yeah, when Lisa Bannon pump deigned to ask Stasi
if she were sober and he said that's so condescending,
or how could you say that in front of me?
When it's like, how could you say,
how could you say what you said in front of Stasi?
You know, you're talking to Stasi's boss,
how could you put a Stasi in that position?
It was just so abhorrent to me. I just hope he falls into a volcano. I mean, never see him again. Yeah, I wrote down
I want a punches greasy face and I'm not four violence
Hey, this is America okay violence is okay sometimes we rooted on every goddamn Sunday and by we I mean you people America
Right, we're just following the example of our leader yes so my my biggest thing was with this was I mean I
he's a douche I mean I know he's a douche so I wasn't really shocked at that I
was more shocked at Stasi like please don't break up with me oh my god if you
wake up with me please don't let it be over this. Please. Oh, yeah. I'm like, who are you?
You are Stasi.
You talk about dismembering people like.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
It was shocking.
What did you guys think about Stasi's reaction?
She called her, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
She was just, I was just shocked.
I was mortified that she was apologizing for him and saying
that she was trying to protect him.
It was just, yeah, completely opposite of Stasi behavior.
And I think that Lisa was right for calling et out and saying that she wasn't acting
like herself.
She was definitely, it was very awkward.
I thought what was crazy to me.
And by the way, I know a lot of this stuff we're probably going to repeat again on our,
on our, on our podcast on our, on our recap. So to anyone who's
listening twice, I'm sorry, sort of for like repeating material. But the truth is that
when Lisa Vanderpump, when when she walks away the second time from Patrick and Stasi, and
Stasi turns the Patrick with his look on her face. And I thought Stasi would say, I cannot
believe you just said that to Lisa Vanderpump.
I cannot believe you're acting this way at this party.
And instead she goes, I'm so sorry.
I was genuinely shocked.
Yeah.
But she was apologizing to him for Lisa's behavior.
Lisa did nothing wrong.
Lisa did, what did Lisa do, you know?
She even tried to, she even tried to make it okay.
Like when does Vanderpump ever do that?
Like she cares enough to come back and try and make it okay.
And be like, okay, we got off on the wrong foot.
Maybe that fucking smoothie or that ice cream shot Tom gave me whatever.
You know, let's try and make it okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was, that was.
I like the way she also ran in because because Dossi and Patrick were sitting there
And then they're like well, he's like so you want to go which is sucky because it's like her season finale party
This is like the big party and he's like so you want to go and she like did not want to go and they're about to leave
And then almost on Lisa van from Kim running over is like wait wait wait
Let's try this again. Okay, So fresh start is like still got a
great ass. Like, oh, come on. Then he just laid it on as thickly as possible. Really, really,
really, really, really gross. It was, I was lifetime scared. I was, I was at that point
in and of where I was like, is she going to learn how to use that baseball bat? Or am I
going to just cringe this entire movie, you know? And that's just...
You does have that look of a post,
20 year later, 902, when I'll character
that is now in a lifetime movie, it's like a dad.
This is what happens to the garbage pale kids when they grow up.
Okay, like the timeline matches, actually.
Like, he is the perfect age for a garbage pale kid that's growing up.
And I wouldn't be surprised if his name was like like
Patrick the
Stupid gonna grow up to have a man bun trick
Where I'll workshop it I'll workshop it and I was you know
I was kind of putting my walls down if you will I was getting vulnerable with Patrick because we know Taylor
Strucker in New York and she has she had a big serious XM show and she was rad.
Like we really, really liked her and got along with her.
And we, you know, I was going off on Patrick
and she's like, well, you know, we know him
and he's really not like that.
He's really cool, he's really nice.
And they were talking it up to editing.
And so I was like, you know what?
I will listen to Taylor, okay?
Maybe it's just all editing.
We all know how this shit, look, if I was edited into any show, I'm bad enough without editing, you know what? I will listen to Taylor, okay? Maybe it's just all editing. We all know how this shit, look,
if I was edited into any show,
I'm bad enough without editing, you know?
They could really do a number on me.
So I was like, I'll be vulnerable,
I'll let my walls down, I'll believe in love again,
and then look what he does.
Look what he does.
Exactly.
Like I can understand if the thing was sort of like,
you know, what Taylor I think had told us was, you know, what Taylor, I think, had told us was,
you know, he didn't, for so many years, he didn't go on to Vanderpump rules because he knew he was
just going to get attacked. And so he finally comes on and guess what, he gets attacked. So it's like,
oh, like, so I understand why he's like maybe a little reticent to be in front of the camera
or to shoot with these people. But at the same time, if he acted like a cool person, he wouldn't be attacked.
Like if he was like not condescending,
if he was not like using Fistidius in a sort of incorrect way,
if he was like not making forced game of thrones,
commentary, if he was not making arbitrary stupid rules
about like communication when traveling, If you didn't have a man
bun, then I think we probably would like him. Oh, Lord. Yeah, I wrote down and bold. Patrick
is not getting a bad edit. He's just bad because he keeps saying the same things. It's not
a slip up or a bad word. It's like he's sticking with it. Yeah, it's one of those Kim's
olsiaq moments where she's like, well, there wasn't racism before.
I mean, it's just social media makes it seem bigger.
It's like, it doesn't mean that what you said
wasn't bad before.
It's just now people are calling you an asshole
for it publicly, you know?
It's like, it doesn't mean that you weren't a dick
in the first place.
Yeah, I'm fairly certain that Jezebel will write a sternly,
you know, sternly worded column about him and how he represents, you know, all
the bad me to, you know, aspects that brought along me to the
condescending approach to women, the disregard that the
entitlement, and I'm hoping it causes a movement. And here we
are man's planning over it. And you just talking over the two
women that are with us. Oh no.
Oh, I have no demand spleen here. Okay, this is straight up Ronnie Hayden. Yeah, you
just Ron Hayden. Okay. So we are both going to be doing full Vanderpump rule shows. I'm
sure after this talk, but I just wanted to get to know you guys because the only way
I really get to know each other, other people in our line of work is this way by getting together and talking on podcasts because
like when am I going to leave the house? So, um, you guys have really been killing it this
year. I definitely want you to leave the house because I was jealous. I saw you out with
Annabelle at the Abbey the other night. I'm like, yeah, why can't I go? I thought you guys
said you were on the East Coast.
Now you guys are down in Orange County, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, Osea.
Yeah, because we met you guys like two weeks ago
over at Irvine.
Thank you guys so much for coming to our show.
Oh, we loved it so much.
And I actually saw you guys at Podfest the year before that.
I was at your podcast that you did live there.
That's awesome.
You were like six people there.
It was. No, you guys, you guys killed it. No, I loved it. And we
love your live show was amazing and so much fun. We were right in
the front. And it was so, I mean, that you guys are goals for us.
We want to do a live show one day. And so, but it was so
entertaining and so much fun. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. So how did you guys start your show? What's the what's the history of your show?
Well, this is Holly talking by the way. I um I I started a podcast like kind of like a mom show,
an orange county mom podcast and I felt super filtered and I I just thought, you know what, I really wanted a podcast about
my favorite show, Vanderpomper Rules.
And so I talked to Sarah, who is my other best friend.
And I was like, let's do this and just recap the show.
So we just start like just on a whim started it.
And it's just grown and grown.
And we knew nothing about podcasting.
You know, a lot of people don't when they start.
But it was,
yeah, we just started it and Sarah has been seeing and this is our second year. Or is our
second season, yeah. Yeah, we started the beginning of season five. I had never listened to
a podcast up until like a couple months before, which was Holly's mom podcast, which I went on as a guest,
calling myself the unmom,
because I do not have children.
I'm just balancing up the skills with like KC.
So it's like the world will be equal.
So I'm gonna stick with zero,
and I need a couple more with me.
In fact, Pete and Holly are both do the same like day
at the same hospital.
Oh, wow, it's gonna be like, you guys are kind of like a podcast in labor podcast.
We are like talking about pop culture and screaming at the same time.
Yeah, I think we're going to do it.
I think it'll be really fun.
Um, like normal.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, of our cake, Casey.
Do you think you're going to name your child after someone from Vanderpump rules?
Well, I already, I already have a daughter named Ronnie, so I've got that one and then yeah, I'll send her some cigarettes for her birthday
Just let me know
I've been these named or a cousin named Benna. So there you go. Oh my god. I'm on the radar to you on the scoreboard
So if you if you were to name your is your are you get you know what gender you're expecting or
Yeah, it's a girl. It's a girl.
So, okay, so now,
given that you will probably not name your daughter after someone
from Vanderpump Rules, if you were,
like, O.J. Simpson, if I were to do it,
this is how I do it,
which Vanderpump Rules cast member,
would you name your daughter after?
Nice. Gosh, that's a really hard one, but probably something like
Kristen James.
Whoa.
My God.
Wow.
Kristen James.
She's just going to keep moving the pillows around the house.
Well, that's happening.
That's in line with James May.
Kristen's T-shirt company and James, your favorite dude, right?
That's right.
That's right. that's right, yeah.
Wow, so you guys had an interview at the beginning of the season with Miss Faith.
Oh yeah.
And it went cray, cray viral.
Tell us a little bit about it.
What was that like and what did she spill with you?
Well, you know, there's some cray, cray on now too, because, you know, our mutual
friend Heather listened to some things that Stasi had to say. So Heather alerted faith,
and I wasn't sure if faith would get it. So I just kind of wrote it. Our Heather or not
Heather. Yeah. Donald, our Heather. Whoa. Your Heather. Your and like I mean that's belongs to the podcast community
Not like yeah, yeah, we don't have a pick oh no, we do no, I'm just kidding
She's on the custody with you
I'm confused so wait she faith talk to you and then Heather alerted faith to
Stuff that Stasi was saying I just got to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a
little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a some headlines. I didn't actually read more into it because I kind of felt like the headline was the whole story, you know,
like, Faith stole $100,000 or something from someone. And as I've mentioned on the podcast,
about a year ago, it was almost like a year ago. I over her, Lala, I encountered Lala at my building's pool and she was with like Logan and like some other like people from sir and they were talking about
Faith and what a crook she is an economist and
You know so based on their
It made no sense and now when saucy says that they may have stolen $100,000 from someone, I'm like, oh, I
believe it's true because I heard a lot like gossiping about it.
Right.
Well, you know, they have their theories and they have what they think is evidence, but
you know, at some point you just have to give it to the police and let them do their job.
You know, they can't be judge and jury and stoners.
Well, they can be stoners, but just not involving stones.
I think they're opening up a new genre, like a spin-off of true crime.
It's like, I'm just in crime.
It's like, oh, faith may have so much money.
So what is the backstory on it?
What is the bizarre?
What's the backstory and faith stealing this money, et cetera?
And how did Heather get involved in it again?
Oh no, she just heard it and she alerted faith to the to the story because she hadn't heard it. In fact, faith said that on her
podcast on the tomorrow show. She said, oh, a fan alerted me. But no, it's just basically there's these pictures of someone that supposedly
drugged these guys, went back and partied with them and stole their watches or like 300 grand worth of money and
then security cameras capture the woman and people are saying it looks like
face but you know and it's got from up and it's she's wearing Logan's jacket.
Well that's what they say but then when they post pictures of the jacket
isn't she wearing a totally different color jacket?
I mean, I'm confused because the pictures they show on Instagram of his jacket
Is it just the same style but a different color because it looks like he's wearing a black one with a white stripe
And this is she wearing like a cream colored one with a white stripe. I'm so confused
It was definitely like we need to call Sarah Coney for this
This is clearly like the next season of cereal has arrived
And I think it's one that will get us all back on board because we don't need to hear about like soldiers who went
You know like a wall in Afghanistan
We need to know if it was faith who
Used possibly Logan's jacket and drugged some guys and sold their watches
Yeah, well that's interesting you say that because Jack's accused her of going a wall too.
So that's like another thing because she has a,
for someone who hasn't really been on that much,
I mean, she stirred up a lot because at the beginning
of the season when, when it was Jack's bone faith
and did hear, didn't he?
And it was supposedly a big lie, but then they had
the voicemail that recorded and Brittany said,
I'm going to play it on the spiger.
Back then, Jack's text tweeted, this woman has gone AWOL from the army and she's a crook and blah, blah, blah. And it was some nasty tweet, but who listens to Jack's?
Now, at the end of the season, we're getting this.
So, let's get back to you.
Well, you know, I'm locked from Jack's, so I missed that.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You're missing some really great content
He's been posting a lot of photos of like hockey recently like you know as a kid playing hockey
Like he's trying to like retroactively convince us that he's always had a passion in hockey
I mean, I believe that he always liked hockey, but like you know
I think now he's trying to be like oh, yeah, even though I've never posted a hockey ever here
I am showing my love of hockey
This is my future
Tampa hockey so speaking of jacks and futures. Let's get back to the season finale because that's what we're here to really dive into
Do we what do we think about the state of jacks? Do we think?
He is done at sir
Do we how do we think he's going to come back next season on this show?
I think they tried to do a cliffhanger but nobody cares. I think he might be done because you guys
see him. I mean, I do see him on social media the other ways and he's always at Sir but he's
hanging out. It's like really working and I haven't seen him there in a long time. So I
I don't doubt that he doesn't work there, but he's still hanging out all the time. Yeah.
I feel like he's probably done it, sir, because everyone keeps saying that he's very
surly, no pun intended, with with fans, like when fans go up and ask for autographs and photos,
he's like very like, I don't want to do this. He like everyone's story is that he begrudgingly took a photo with me and I feel like he's probably sick
and tired of like dealing with fans at the bar and he probably only shows up here there. And I think
that he is not, I think he's going to be more on the Kristen path and less on the Lala James,
you know, how can I get redemption and come back into the fold?
Yeah.
Yeah, he'll be back.
Mark, my words.
He'll be back on the show.
You think he'll be back at Bartonville?
Yeah, he'll be back.
I think he's still working there.
Yeah, he just said that today.
Yeah, I think he's coming.
He's still there.
And if not, he'll move to Tom Tom.
And it'll be a whole thing where Lisa will say,
that's fine.
You can hire him, but he's your responsibility.
Yeah. And then it becomes a whole thing of life when you're to impress Lisa, but like, yeah, we have
Jax, et cetera.
Oh, yeah, that'll be conflict guaranteed drama.
Yeah, he was in the bathtub today.
I G storing and he said he is back for season seven.
So, you know, this ending was basically Bizarre World.
It was the opposite of real life because Brittany is like, I'm breaking up with you, Jax, which is not true.
She's probably super jacks.
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I was worried about Stasi and she ended up finding a good relationship in real life.
So it's like she's okay and Britt needs back with Jack. So that was opposite world.
And then Jack's is leaving. It was all Bizarre World at the end. I didn't believe it. So yeah, Seinfeld Bizarre World.
She, but Stasi seems so much happier
and so much more relaxed that.
Very, yeah, this guy seems great.
From at least based on social media,
they go on little adventures, they're joking.
It's not, she doesn't have to like,
he's not hidden, he's not like,
shying away from who she is, what her persona is.
And the other thing with Patrick is,
it's not like
you are a private citizen in the sense that like, you know, like Cameron's husband on Southern
charm, he's a doctor and he's like, he wants to stay private and do that. Like, this guy is like
a radio host. He has, he has a show on Sirius. He's, he's put himself in the public in a certain sphere.
So the fact that he's like, reticent to be on the show, it's like,
no, don't act like you're a private person because that's not what it is.
Yeah, we'll kind of like Rob and how he said he stopped playing ball.
It's like, you're on TV or you're trying to be with your show.
Oh, yeah, no one wants to be there,
but they're all getting spray tant and Botoxox just just in case I'm sure what are we we are going to Rob's little place
next week and in Big Bear so we'll report on that oh my god you actually rent it
out on Airbnb yes wow I have some info on that too we'll post it next week but
I'll message you guys because it's kind of funny.
Yeah, you want to make sure you make sure you make sure you get your weekend in first
before you get banned.
So like you don't want a situation where you talk about it too much
and he's like, wait a sec to end it in like renegade.
Now with you guys.
Yeah.
The whole world hears you.
So yeah.
No, I'm sure Rob does not listen to us.
He probably does things like listen to podcasts about
violas because he's so fancy and smart.
All right, he's so smart.
Someone did post in our group. Her husband is a producer and works on like real movies,
kind of like Randall, but they said her husband looked up Rob's production company. It's not even listed in the database of, you know, so I don't know where these
and he said 100 employees would be ludicrous.
So, yeah, I say because I really I'm literally asking because I don't know.
Is Randall does he do big movies?
What's the deal?
I don't know if he does.
I don't know if Randall does big movies, but he's definitely like a,
he's definitely an established producer.
I'm on my, my recollections that he does a lot of like,
like reality TV for networks like Discovery
or like all those like bar rescue type of shows, right?
Isn't that what he does?
I think he did a Adam Sandler movie, didn't he?
A couple of Adam Sandler movie movies.
We'll look at it right now.
Yeah, Nikol and Steve.
And then it's Rolo, the name of the, We'll look it up right now. Yeah, Nick Olskees. I mean, it's a little low. It's the name of the...
Let's look it up.
Yeah.
So, he works a lot with like Nick Cage, Stallone, Mark Wahlberg obviously.
Oh, all the upstanding citizens.
He's got a lot of the older kind of like, yeah, you know.
Yeah, oh, we did like...
So he, yeah, he produced like loan survivor,
which was with Mark Wahlberg.
It was like that like, yeah.
You know, like America, I'm a soldier,
America movie, things like that.
Yeah.
So I mean, he's legit.
He's not.
Rambo, the Rambo reboot.
Yeah.
He's a legitimate producer.
I have a question for you guys.
Do was there anything that you thought was going to be in this season that didn't end up showing up like for instance the
Stasi scene where she's crying in the stairs about Patrick breaking up with her. Did you notice there was some stuff that hasn't made it yet? I knew that was not going to be in because that happened after the show had wrapped. I thought maybe they may play with the timeline a little bit and incorporate that in, but yeah,
that didn't surprise me.
I think I thought that the Gina and Rob breaking up
was happened during the season, but I guess not.
I thought we were gonna find out why we always kept on,
why we kept on seeing Wes so much,
like maybe we have a story that didn't happen.
Arianna kind of, she kind of addressed that a little bit
because I had posted why are they not hiring any females?
Is this like, what is this?
Why is it all just male uniforms?
And she said because Wesley and Adam
are going to be in the finale wearing those outfits.
So I'm like, so you are gonna hire Chick-bar tenders, are you?
But I don't know, it's tonight, they were like,
these are the uniforms or like, all right.
Yeah, well I made, I found this new material,
it doesn't get stained, like it's polyester, Tom.
Okay, it's called polyester.
It's taken from a waiter who's had to wear
Dickies this old goddamn life.
Found it the great the great appaulies.
Well, Holly has some intel on something that did not air that we were told was going to air.
Yeah, okay, so so on our pod we love your guys' podcast like our whole experience of
Van Ropump rules would not be complete without listening to your podcasts.
But we're a little more, like I guess I will take the credit.
I'm a little more stalkery.
So I actually was researching to find
Shay's new girlfriend who was a nail technician.
And I booked an appointment with her in Brea
and went to her.
Wow.
And so she comes out to do my nails. And I'm like, oh my gosh, do I say like that I do a podcast or do I just play dumb?
So I went ahead and I came clean and said, okay, like this is who I am. And she said that they had just filmed Shay and that he was going to drop some truth bombs on this season.
And that Tom had asked him to please come in and film. And so I was praying that it was going to make it, but it's not on.
So I don't know what happened.
That's a shame.
That's a shame because, you know,
Sheena sort of disappeared a little bit
at the very tail end of the season.
The last two or three episodes.
And it would have been really nice to like punch,
punch, punch, punch in the end of the season
with a nice, shea scene.
That would have been fun.
Yes.
I know.
And I feel like it would have been fun. Yeah. I know.
And I feel like it would have helped explain maybe like some
of her behavior with Rob.
Like it would have like wrapped up the whole divorce thing.
So maybe it's going to be on secrets reveal.
There's something who knows.
But so that footage is out there.
We just didn't get to see it.
Yes.
Now did we see Kristen's statement about Patrick, by the way?
No.
Because I decided to look up Hashtag pump rules
because it was trending and Kristen put this up
on Twitter an hour ago.
She goes,
I've really tried to not say a bad word about P,
but I have to say this.
I took it upon myself to defend his character,
not realizing how awful he acted.
I was and I'm mortified. No one all caps treats
my stossie that way and no one treats Lisa that way. Hashtag pump rules. Gif of Jennifer
Lopez looking mad. Oh my god.
Kristen has changed her tune on Patrick. Well good. She needed that because she was about
to suffer a huge onslaught because I was like, what the hell, Kristen?
Yeah, I was surprised that she was
Standing up for him too. I was like Kristen. What is going on?
Yeah, I think what's gonna be really tough. I think going forward is
watching
Brittany get back together with Jacks, although I guess we won't watch it because it's not it happened in between seasons
But it was so painful watching her declare her independence, then,
you know, knowing that there are like videos of them together on social media that they're
back together, like this girl is a broken girl. What, what is your advice as two ladies to
Brittany, your your imaginary lady friend? What would you say to her to get her to break the streak?
Sarah, let me start this one and then you wrap it up. I... Well, she said something interesting
in this episode when she's like, I haven't been single for five to six years and her and
jox haven't been together that long. We actually did an interview with her ex-boyfriend,
Erin Miller, during jox and Brittany take Kentucky. And so I just found that interesting that she,
I mean, she's never hid that or anything,
but it's just, he was such a nice guy
and what are my favorite podcasts, interviews we've ever done?
So I love Aaron, but for Brittany,
watching the Brittany and Jackson, it's so hard.
I don't know what do you think, Sarah?
Well, yeah, she probably needed to take a break and be single and like realize her value like she was trying to do for her because I mean she literally and she says this herself. She
was living with Aaron
Went to Vegas invited Aaron to come with and he declined. He said no, go spend some girl time with Kara her best friend
And she met Jacks and hooked up with them that week. So she literally just went slid,
like from living with a guy for four years,
moving out across a country right into Jack.
So you know, we all have that friend
that just goes from man to man that just will never be single.
And I just kind of think you can't change people like that
unless I agree.
I'm a friend now that's doing it,
and she is old AF
because she's finally taken it out,
but it's taken this long.
Yeah, I mean, it comes down to daddy
as she's probably like her dad did not give her
the affection that she needed and or he was like mean
to her or something or neglected her.
And now she seeks that approval from guys
no matter how bad they are to her,
she just needs that approval because she bases
her worth off of them,
which is, you know, fun.
That's fun.
That's a fun, fun, fun quality to have
in your personality.
Well, she got a TV show.
Um, um, yeah.
On the flip side, I don't have daddy issues,
but I'm single.
So I don't know,
somewhere there's gotta be somewhere in the middle.
I need a few daddy issues, I think.
You need like one daddy, like a light daddy issue, a casual daddy issue. Like you didn't pick you up one time when you
needed a ride or like didn't get you that shirt and get a complain and then he got it
for you. So it's like you have a little grudge enough to like make you want a little bit
of approval from a guy. Look for daddy. Speaking of daddies and let's get it pop and daddy's I got a question for you guys. Okay. Who
would you rather? Randall Patrick or Rob? Rob.
Five Rob. Are we is this where you're going to kill or?
Oh, you, you, you, well, you can make it that is it just like.
Rob and Patrick actually. Rob has the nicest house so and well, I mean we haven't seen Randall's house
We know he has a jet, but you know having I think I think also Rob is the most handsome of the three
Which is probably the most important part Andy hangs TV's I'm really into that and
The winner well, and his sister the amber Belletta
property his house sister and Randall doesn't own a jet you rents one And his sister is Weiner. Well, and his sister is Amber Belletta. Andy, it's property.
His house sister.
And Randall doesn't own a jet, he rents one.
And you're gonna see his house on that Jeff Lewis show.
And again, that time when Lala was gossiping at my pool,
he was there and he was like a pig.
So his attitude, like he was making like
lewd jokes about like Lala coming. And like he was like
shout out across the pool area. I'm like, and she was like
babe, that's gross. He's like, what? I was just saying he was
like, he did one of those things where he made like a really
intense in you window. And then when she was like, babe,
that's gross. He's like, no, I was just saying it squirts or
whatever, you know, like he wasn't. You know, when people do that, when they like, and they walk back from their
innuendo, and I was just like, this is your girlfriend and you're shouting at a cross
a pool area. It's not even your pool area. And by the way, why aren't we at your pool?
Why aren't they at your pool area? But like, you know, I was like, I didn't like that attitude.
I thought it was like very, and she was like so sweet and so lovely. And I didn't like that attitude. I thought it was very... Kru, noxious. And she was so sweet and so lovely.
And I didn't feel like she deserved that.
Yeah, it kinda does come across that way on his story.
So that this, you know, okay, everybody,
like he's really obnoxious.
But yeah, that didn't always crewed too.
So that's good to know.
Yeah, I think Rob wins this easily, easy hands down.
Who do you think is a better boy from better match for Sassy, Patrick or Jacks? Well, that's terrible because there's the opposite ends of the spectrum.
At least, Jacks, she can be herself, she can be a boss bitch, she can do whatever she wants to do and say whatever she wants to say and be free.
She'll just, you know, be cheated on and miserable, but she is more free than she was with Patrick.
Well, we don't know if Patrick, like Patrick could have been cheating as well.
At least with Jack's, he won't talk down to her. Like, at least when, when things are on the rocks, Jack's grovel's like crazy as opposed to Patrick
who just, you know, makes her feel like shit.
Yeah, but Patrick conditions his hair.
That's true, but Jack's suit better.
Jack doesn't have any.
He's got, he's sporting a head jog look.
I know he really is.
He's very sonic the head jog in this finale.
I actually thought that Jack's look good in this finale.
I think that he found a suit that like works with his body needs and I thought he looked really good. Not the slim fit.
Yeah, it was more of like, you know, it was like shiny and it was like it was it was favorable to
jacks as unique body challenges. I think he looks like when you watch one of those murder shows and
people die in the water and they get all bloated, but then they spray tantrum so that they can have an open casket. No fence. No fence.
He does. He's a walking corpse. It was amazing meeting you and talking to you and making
me friends in this little, this little, this little, easy bravo podcast worlds. Yes, thank you so
much for having us. And yeah, we're all so close. Party.
Yeah, you guys have come down to the quiet woman before, right?
Oh, we certainly have.
Yeah, so if you're ever down here, come down.
We'll meet you there.
And we'd love to come up to you guys, too.
Yeah, I'm just going to ask you when you guys come up here.
And we'll come meet you out for some drink.
Maybe at Tom Tom?
Absolutely at Tom Tom. We'll enjoy a nice frozen shot of
Midori, which I will be hand to one of you guys. Holly loves Midori, so that's perfect. I love a
Midori sour. Okay, you can have my you can I just don't love melon flavors. So I mean I can
deal with the Dory, but it's not my favorite. So you can have a shot. Okay. You don't like fruit, right? In general, I don't like a lot of fruits.
I don't like a lot of melons. I don't I pretty much just like almost all stone fruit. And I really
hate pretty much every berry. But I like apples and bananas and citrus. I remember you saying that.
Okay. If you had to pick one, if you had to pick one for the rest of your life,
you could only one thing would it be a strupe waffle, Taco Bell or a goat cheese ball?
Well, I think I'm taking a taco.
I mean, I talk, I feel like Taco Bell, if I only had that, I'd just be a cycle of eating
and shitting.
So I think I'm going to go strupe waffle at the moment.
I think strupe waffle, I think goat cheese ball, a goat cheese balls are good. But I think we do it go stru poffle at the moment. I think stru poffle. I think goat cheese ball
Go cheese balls are good. I think we do it with stru poffle. I'm a huge goat cheese person I just ate some right out of the tube before we did this
I went to the tree
I didn't have time to make anything so I took out the tube of goat cheese and I ate a huge like ball of it
It was amazing. I do that with like once you're all all just pick it up by the hand my hands like a monster
Yeah, it's that's what's there for to be picked up by hand
I would I would choose Taco Bell and I still can't believe you guys had the Taco Bell truck at your live show
That was like the coolest thing ever and it was all free. Oh my god
The amazing
The Taco Bell people are awesome. They they listened to the podcast and they were like
We are gonna come and we're bringing the Taco Bell truck
And they were so great. They were so accommodating and give us all that awesome swag
So we were forever indebted to them
I will be talking about the rest of my life. I changed it. Yeah, I use my gift card
I was like, oh my gosh. Like this is awesome
Exciting Awesome. It was so cool. It was so cool. It's exciting. It's been a little bit like the best thing I ever gave my cousin was one of those cards.
He's like thank you so much.
It's like I buy you a Christmas gift every year.
What is this?
Like this is the most exciting thing.
A fucking taco.
It is.
It is.
Well you guys thank you so much.
It was really great talking to you.
And we're here again on your next podcast on your next on the Vanderpump rules
after we and will you let our audience know where they can find you on social media. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, go ahead Sarah. Oh, you can listen to our podcast on iTunes to SoundCloud, Vanderpump rules
party podcast or IG's Vanderpump rules party, Facebook group, Vanderpump rules party Facebook group vendor put rules party Twitter VPR party podcasts
Yeah, awesome and then for your people
We are watch your crap ends
Also, we're wherever your podcast is that's our podcast is you know podcast platforms. You know how that works guys
Twitter we are at what crap ends on Instagram where we're watch for crap ends and then then our Facebook, we have Facebook.com slash watch for crap ends.
And then from there, there's a, there's a private group called watch for crap ends live and loving it,
which is primarily for like updates on our live shows because we're doing, we're like going across the
country. We have shows coming up in Phoenix and San Francisco and St. Louis and Kansas City and Florida and all over the place.
So we have updates on those live shows at Watchcraft and Live and Loving it. But people are also sort of using it to talk gossip and shit about
Bravo stars. So yeah, so I am in that group. I love it. It's a good one. Thank you. Thank you. I'm trying to keep it civil and you know, so far so good. Yeah.
good, civil, and so far so good. Yeah.
It's good talking to you guys.
Yeah, you've got a lot of good show.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Let's hang out again.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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