Watch What Crappens - BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY

Episode Date: June 23, 2017

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Hey everyone welcome to watch a crap ends a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from bsiblog.com and the Banta Blender, joining me as a full is Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv.com and also the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and hi Ronnie. Well hello, Ben. I almost just mowed it right over you. Didn't even give you a chance to say hello. Well who needs one, really?

Well, the reason why I almost mowed it right over you is because I'm just so excited because we have a real life e-liberty from the Comcast family, which basically means that she's like a cousin to Bravo, which basically means she deserves to be honest. But also, she's our friend, and she's been on this podcast for years. Welcome back to the show, the of the second wives club on e miss Katie cuz orla

Yeah Or we got you guys you guys I Subscribe to your podcast and let me tell you bonus crap ins I live for I think bonus crap ins is actually my favorite part. We it's sort of our favorite part of the week too because we can just talk about whatever you know. Listen I thought you're going to say you motorboat it over. Over. Over. I know I was waiting for a motorboat just like I motored over you to motorboat Miss Katie cuz oral I am a gentleman

I am a gentleman. Okay, Katie, because Orla is famously taken she has a whole show about being taken. Okay, I'm not kidding Because Orla I'm seeing you on TV is hilarious because you're so you yes Thank you. Well, it is a reality show. So it's not the point. Well, yeah, but not everybody. I mean Tonya. Oh, yeah, you guys hate Tonya. Listen, nobody hated her in the beginning. Mm-hmm. I only disliked her at the end because every time I would introduce her to like, oh come to the painted nail or come to my office or I would introduce her to like, oh, come to the painted nail or come to my office or whatever, she would totally make fun of my businesses.

Right. Like, oh, your little business or your little nail salon or you're just a nail girl. And finally, I'm going to carry. What if I was like, well, you're just an escort. Like, wouldn't that be equally as mean? I didn't do that. Yeah. I mean, both of you take care of, you know, fungus between the nails or under the nails.

I think she's just upset because she wanted to be a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, okay? She could actually win. I've read some of the comments. Oh my God, people are so mean. But she deserved it. Yeah, so mean. But she deserved it. Yeah, whatever, whatever she deserved it. Well, what kind of person on a brand new reality show, season one, is like, yeah, I'm not going on the cast trip.

Or the finale, I'm not going to RSVP for the finale party. Yeah. And then just show up and act like a giant wicked witch from the planet bitch. Like she just, like I honestly was like, I'm sorry, we have to pay for a person. You guys were there, right? No, we weren't. You invited us, but I don't think we pulled a ton, yeah? No, I think. Well, no, actually, Katie.

Yeah, and that was my favorite thing in the finale. You're like, oh my god RSVP that is so important I can't believe you wouldn't RSVP to come to my thing and blah blah blah. I'm like bitch you invited us 10 minutes before that It started true. I Think I saw we won camera like texting us before like oh shit. I forgot to invite those queens You know what you guys are always the first people I invite because I I wanted to see who didn't RSVP and then I wouldn't invite you. Oh I see. When did it open again?

A year ago. Yeah, I don't know. I may have actually been out of town to be honest. Actually, I didn't invite you guys but you said it wasn't enough notice. Yeah because you always invite us two days ahead of time. And you know what at your last party you gave us like a week's notice a week and a half and guess what we both showed up. Oh my god I gave you a week's notice. I'm sorry Barbara's trying to. I didn't realize your social calendar. So how dare you and it wasn't even like days before Katie been is being nice I would we scroll through our attacks. It was like 10 it was like then you're like, oh, hey my painted nails tonight come

I was like bitch, I'm busy and it also is like I feel like there was like no context you were like guys high society. I'm like what? The musical Seeing it Listen if you're gonna throw me under your big back gay bar society and what the musical scene it if you're gonna throw me under your big back a-bought i hope back to you

what i did and ronnie as soon as i told him he had light up cotton candy that bitch had thrown a pair of shorts from ross and it's been down and delivered. You didn't come then. I actually, I do remember this party. I actually do legitimately. I'm not just saying this is sound totally fake. I do remember having some legitimate reason why I couldn't go. But I just don't remember at

this point what it was. But I do remember being like I wanted to go. I was very sad that you know what? No one at home cares about our party. K. Well, yeah. Yeah. That's true. Katie, we're doing real housewives of New York as long as we can with you.

But I want to ask you a couple of questions about your show. A, how's it going? I mean, that's a stupid question, but I know you'll fill it. So go. And also, what is this new fame? Because you've always had like incremental degrees of fame

ever since I've known you, you're like keep going up and in your weird ass, like you have some weird fame. So what's this, what's this chapter of fame like? This is like a totally different weird fame. I'm not gonna let it. It's real fame. It's like real fame. Real, yeah, you know, Cindy Crawford recognized me. So it's like, it's real fam. It's like real real real yeah. Yeah, you know, Cindy Cindy Crawford

recognized me. So it's like it's yeah, it's weird or like Titus Burris. Oh, yeah, he loves me. Titus Burris. Oh my god. Oh my god. And then you know who else calls me, oh, that bitch is so real. Rihanna followed Veronica and then had a conversation with her up in for the Golden State Warriors game. Small little FYI Veronica's sister Natasha was really gorgeous that you see on the show is married to Kevin Durant's business manager. Oh my god. Yes, I know it's a mouthful, but can we?

Monica then got to party and have fun during the Golden State Warrior Cleveland championship. And she met Rihanna at one of the parties. And everyone thought they looked alike and then they became friends. And now fucking Rihanna was 54 million followers then followed Veronica and said,

is Katie really like that? That bitch is so real. She said that I was her favorite. Yeah. I You are. My heart is racing hearing this story because I feel like I feel like it as trickle down fame goes. So like I feel like in some way it trickles down to us because it's like, you know, like we like you have now become like e-famous where you have Rihanna asking about you and then we're like your little gaze under the rock, you know, who can watch? How dare you! At least it's a shiny, glamorous, unpollished diamond. Well, no, we're under a rock, you are not the rock, you're just like, you're doing something,

like if you're having the picnic with Rihanna and there's a rock nearby We're under the rock watching Listen, you know that I would invite you bitches and Within 30 minutes of the party so you know you hope Well, you know your last party I met Britney Spears is Husband or rumored husband and that alone was such I was like I I don't know why I don't I don't like just change everything to come to these parties more if they're gonna be this giant humps of man here Thank you very much for saying that that's the type of caliber of people I invite to my parties that you seemingly

forget that you were invited to. I believe you might invite it to five minutes before it started. Whatever Katie, we're coming to that wedding. So don't be pulling the 30 minutes before. Like, oh shit, we're in Mexico. I forgot to tell Ronnie what time. Oh my God, you guys are so invited, but no plus one. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, please. I don't, my hand doesn't need the separate invitation, okay? So, you learned does not need a separate invitation to Mexico. Oh my god. I love it.

Did Rihanna, did Rihanna start following you, by the way, on social media? Did you reach out to? I haven't even looked. I started my own little kind of official Katie, because Orla thing to separate myself from the peent in the old high society and I had maybe like twelve hundred followers and now I think it's like thirty thousand oh my god look at I know well you better get re re to

give you a re tweet yeah well I will say this if if reanna happens to be listening to this podcast and I'm sure she is, I just want to say actually that is, to everyone listening, it really is you. You know, when I watch the show and Ronnie Toshana just a few minutes ago, it's like, it's you, it's, you know, sometimes people say, is that someone playing up for the camera or anything? I watch the show and it's like, it's weird to me because it's so actually truly you. Oh, I love that. My favorite part was when you had to break the news. You said to drama queen. I have to tell with this name Walter about not being

able to go to Barbara. He's been working on this for two years and you're like, Walter, sit down. I have to tell you this and he's like, what, he thinks you're gonna break up with him. Like, Walter's ready to cry, you know? You'll be like, have some wine. Let me say to Satan the morning, you're like, well, that's our life. Walter, and then you start crying and you're like,

Walter, I have to go to whatever on the day of your thing. And he's like Okay, and you give him a dog I Got every time I really think that's a problem like I feel like if I just give him a dog it distracts him from like all the shit that I Should have been doing That's how we got Dolce Dolce was a was a pig So cute and then he goes so much better than a hooker My god hookers on one time you can get a disease so good

Did you know that that was actually real Walter was talking to the producers? He's like wait Is this really happening like you're not coming and that's why you kind of get a glimpse of one of the producers Sitting off to the side. He was like, wait, is this really for real? Does this really happen? And I'm like, yeah, I really can't calm. I'm going on a full-on, like, really fine trip for Shawna, but unfortunately the tickets got like fucked up, and now I have to go, you know, unfortunately, the night of concert. So my best friend went instead said and she was here visiting.

Oh, well, you're not going to get a Barbara chocolate bar this year for Christmas, okay? I actually we didn't. Oh. Oh my God, Ronnie. I remember, you know what's funny? I can't remember what I did this morning, but I can remember every every story told us Barbara says a chocolate bar with your face on it every year We should probably give some context for people who actually Don't watch the second wives club. Hey, you should watch it, but be Katie not only being is not only our friend and it's come on this show many times it but be uh... katie not only being or is not only our friend and it's come on this show many times but katie is engaged to Walter aphanasiath who is like the

biggest music producer in the world and they hang out with people like barbers try and and then at the holidays except for this last one barbers try and will send a chocolate bar with her face on it i didn't get one this year. Uh oh. Oh my god I must have fucked up. I fucked up. Tell him to tell me not to stop. I like that we both jump to the same Barbara song. So now that you guys are like you know you guys wrapped a while ago on your show,

but who of the second wives are you hanging out with? You know we went to the camera's horror movie. I actually see yeah I see see Shiva in Veronica the most. Like, you have like our girl days and, you know, our little fun things we do together. And then, sometimes I see Shana. But mostly it's Shiva and Veronica. They're like my go-to girls.

And then the other two hose, I don't know what they're doing. I'm so happy. They're all a bit. Well, Shiva really pulled it out, eh? two girls and then the other two Hose I don't know what they're new on the roll event well see if I really pulled it out hey I was surprised she was way more interesting than I think anybody gave her a credit for

like I don't think anybody was expecting that you know what in the beginning I thought she was kind of like chin bot but yeah we right Julie Chan is that she's yeah she's yeah I thought she was kind of like Chen bot but yeah right Julie Chen is that it? Yeah yeah she's yeah because she's like a little robotic

with her rees she's like today I am going to get a manicure because fingernails are important for me like okay great great read there Shiva I mean she she did have her moments of perfection like that but at the end of the day,

when she's hanging around me, there's no way she can be, you know, Chen Ba. Yeah, she broke out a little bit. And I liked her like, kind of icy Shiva side that she whipped out a couple of times. She said, I would not be here for this. I shall be outside at the ballet stand until you are finished. Oh my god. Horrible lady, unlady like behavior. Oh my god, I love your Stephen. She's much more imperial.

Or she's like Katie, I would like this to be a classy party. You're like, uh, yeah, Becker-O wants like Jealous shots and bust boy dick, okay? That's what I said. Yeah, that's what you said. And she's like, no, class. And you're like, ass. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Like, ass, and she's like, class. And then we got into this fight. And they didn't show it. No, I'm just kidding. Actually, he wanted to know something they didn't show. What? We had a competition to see who could have shown his best party throne. And mine was the Craigslist models that ended up being creepers.

But to make up for it, I took her, which we'll call it snorkeling with turtles and stingrays like her dream come true. And because I won the best birthday blowout, Shiva had to get a tattoo. But it was really with a Sharpie and it said Persian Kitty. Because I have one that says Pink Kitty. And I drew it on her her tramps down with a Sharpie that said Persian Kitty. Oh, okay. I know when they never showed it. Sad. That's bummed. Maybe they'll be like a like secrets revealed episode like they do in Bravo. Oh my God, or maybe they'll be a bonus crappin. Oh my God. We'll bring Shiva on and look at her Persian Kitty permanent marker tattoo. Well, it's probably washed off. Well, we could recreate washed off a little bit more than a year ago.

Well, we could recreate it. Okay, Hollywood magic. You know what? I'll send you guys the photo. Yeah. So how is all of this affecting Walter's life? Because he's, you know, he's on camera a lot. I mean, how did the... He recognized at Bed Bath and Beyond. And he got recognized that I

Kia you know all really fun places you want to have you gone to Michael's yet you might play very well at Michael's I love Michael's I troll those piles like Italy every twice a week maybe get some good ribbons yeah Michael's he's gone there with me before, but I really think that that's like his limit and his patience with me. Yeah. Yeah. So he's like how many more fucking beads are you? How many more dried fake flowers do we need in the house? I know. What else will be the dazzle? You guys, I have to go tomorrow to Michael's because I'm throwing a baby shower. So I'll be there again for you One of my girlfriends have a baby so lights over

Speaking of which Steve which oh my god. Did my blood boil watching the latest episode where Lorenzo was asking wanted Shana to carry another baby even though they're separating what i mean shut the fuck up Lorenzo lamas yes that was actually real and shana came to me and she's like what do you think i'm like i think that his dick involves should shrivel up into a oblivion because

who even if walter said that's me i would punch him in his sleep in the mouth yeah and then leave with his ATM card. You like fuck you bitch. Yeah, he's like, well, maybe if your career is more important, we should separate and you could concentrate on your acting and, you know, living a studio apartment or whatever. And then he's like, well, you have a baby for my daughter. She's like, uh, uh, no. I mean, that's a lot he's a come on it's just nine months and

and leave that what i what a cock you know what is your character baby why don't you watch junior and learn some signs on how to carry a baby as a man and then carry it yeah he is he's been very five times before and has like a million different kids from like all these different women.

And let me remind you, Shana Lamas, the other Shana now does porn. So it has three kids. Yeah. Well, I don't think you realize when you're marrying Lorenzo Lamas that you're going to have to like work a lot, you know, because I don't know. Everyone's grandma loves Lorenzo. So you just figure he's got some money socked away, and then you're like, wait a minute.

Why am I doing porn? Because you're Mary Dela Lorenzo. Yeah. That's what he's doing battle of the network stars. Oh, well, what is that one? It's coming this summer on ABC, where there are literally, it's like a hundred different random, you know,

TV stars are doing obstacle courses and things like that. Like Joanna Cooper. Yes, it's like a hundred out of work after, basically. Yeah, yeah. Well, we brought you here to talk about New York. I don't think we'll be able to do the full recap. So let's get an overview from you on the season of New York. What do you think so far of this season? Okay, so I have to say this. I did take notes last night and I just need to take these things I think are relevant to the entire season.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, okay, here it is. Number one, can these hores stop burning so much fur? I knew you were going to say that. I knew when Sonya came in with that giant fur, I was like, okay, he's going to have something to say about that. It's just, I mean, you don't live in fucking Siberia. There's no reason to wear that much fur. Oh my god It's so I was so distracting, okay, and it's also what kind of fur are they even wearing?

I mean Carol comes out and some fur is that look like like a great cat, you know, it looks like a house cat Oh, it was Stray cats, she found some stray cats in like at the DC march or something They say, ah take these back to make a good fur. Yeah, it's like the fur the second five 30s. Oh my god. Can we just discuss Carol goes to like a woman's march and I'm really progressive and I'm liberal and blah blah in fucking fur tinsley. I'm really confused. Can we just discuss her? Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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You first. Yeah, you first and I'll share mine. I have pretty distinct feelings. Okay. I really wanted to like her, but I feel like she is driving me crazy because she's the type of person that can't make decisions. I don't know. I know. You're like, just fucking get your shit out of storage and get an apartment. And P.S. $9,000 a month, what does she do? What is her job that can make her live in a part like that i i agree

i i i think like maybe she is like selling curling tips or something for her iconic curl but um... yet i i i'm i'm with you like i want to like tinsley i want i want i want her to bring something exciting but she's just sort of this person who like you said doesn't make decisions and then Belabers the fact that she doesn't make decisions and it involves everyone in her lack of decision-making

So for instance We have to watch her look at two different apartments Which is really not that interesting for us and then in the end she's like, I don't know. I just don't know I don't know what I don't know if I'm ready for it Well, well then why the fuck do we have to watch this then we could have been watching anything else? It's like her hair cut yeah yeah yeah I don't know I like my hair I think you should get it

you're gonna like better I'm like how much longer is the chicken to go on for either get ready your stupid seventh grade girls and get it grown up here do and PS her eyelashes I want to kill myself those eyelashes extensions her in romona who is they have money they're not poor but at least for a moment at least for a moment is going through you know like she's she's six the

and she's going through some weird like midlife crisis after her husband cheated on her you know tinsley tinsley doesn't have as much of an excuse well i like that about tinsley like I like that Tinsley's neurotic. And I like all the stuff they're showing. I think it's just so hard being new on this show. Like they just keep throwing out all the new people will accept her and because she's a lot drunk, you know, but they keep, you know, like poor jewels didn't stand a chance. Like no one can be heard, you know,. When Tinsley does try and do something, she'll be like, no, because I just started doing her like screen-wining thing. Then they're

like, yeah, whatever. What's going on with her amount of the drink? They just start talking over her and she just immediately stops crying. It's like, all right, well, I guess that's over. I think that they were trying to cast someone who's like softer younger More like an on Janu-esque, you know as to play off of all these alpha personalities But she's just I if I wanted to see that I actually want to see Dale to this mother instead because Dale is her Softer and lovely, but you know she's like the biggest bitch out of all of them My favorite favorite favorite thing about that mother was when they were looking at apartments and she was like, well what, what, she's like, it's like a little village out here.

The real estate, she uh... yet the west village that was so i i think it's like that it's like it's like a whole neighborhood devoted to servants quarters yes it's just like it's like it's like a little village out here and i'm like yeah the west like, yeah, the West filled it. Oh my God, and then she starts crying at the end, and the mother was like, oh, you know, you just got to make a decision and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, oh my God, how white woman problems.

Yes. How can I decide between one that's $9,863, or one that's $9,000? or one that's $9,000? One is up from East Side, one is in that cute little village type place. And you know that Dale is getting pissed because you know they've had to like, they've probably had like five false alarms with moving stuff out of storage. And they're probably called U-Haul, 10 times and they've got the stuff halfway out storage, have to move it all the way back and like, like, honey, we cannot pay for another U-Haul truck.

We cannot do this one more time. Just please move in somewhere, move into a hotel, God please. Oh, I love Dale. And my love for her was cemented when Ramona looked at her with those evil Ramona eyes. Like, did you notice she gets staring at the mother with those evil like rodent when she gets her rodent eyes on and she's like

So I scratch her eyes out. I don't know. Hey, like what is she thinking? What the hell she doing here? We'll let's just look at that look, you know, yeah, oh my god with her hair We just have to discuss this. Yeah, what did you think? My favorite is when Dale With her southern debut Southern debutants you know politeness was like oh my god that's so attractive you look so attractive and it's like that is the quintessential Southern cover up for a lie yeah someone goes oh honey you are looking so attractive yes it's like it's the only word you can think of that

without saying something that's so beyond absurd. Like Ramona, first of all, should never, ever wear a hair like that. Like ever, you can, well, because you can't wear extensions, I mean, she couldn't wear her extensions with her hair pulled up. It looked like just a skinny secret of NIM,

like just a escapee of Nim, just escaping. Where else do she know through wires to get up to her apartment? Do you hear her hair like that? It's like if Charo was in slow motion being cursed into getting one of those tiny heads, you know? Like where the, it's a freeze-fraining down. It's halfway down to the shrunken Charo head.

No, you're right. It's like member in beetle juice when like, yes, in the waiting room. Sheena, yeah, they went into that waiting room. Like it was like the DMV for dead people. And there was the person holding a shrunken head. Yeah. Yeah. That was the shrunken head.

Is Ramona's hairstyle. It's like pulled so tight where the eyes are just really giant and the rest of the face is really kind of Nying and tiny and just wears it's pizza rat What are your thoughts on Bethany this season because you know they always change drastically from season to season as Bethany changes, so what are your thoughts of this season Bethany?

I okay So what are your thoughts of this season Bethany? I, okay. There's so much of me that wants to love Bethany. I really just want to be on her side, but like, it's hard for me because I think she's so like, it's my way or no way. She's, and when I, he would just like, I'm a girl's girl. I'm a girl's girl. It's like, well, you're really not the more you see that the less believable that is.

Yeah, I agree. Right? She's she's very cold. And I do agree that like her whole girls girl thing does not seem very authentic, especially since she spent all of last season calling Louisiana slut, which is not really a very girls girl thing to do, you know? But yeah, I, you know, I feel like in real life. I think she's jealous of Luan a little bit. I think so.

I think so. I do because she's so fucking mean to her. And I think the only reason someone is genuinely that mean, when Luan was actually being nice, I mean, she was being nice to her and giving her so many chances and yet she would still talk ship I underback Talk shit about her wedding talk shit about everything. Yeah, I mean I can understand their frustrations of being friends with Luan

We're sometimes you're like like sometimes Luan's like on on another planet and you just like And I'm sure she will have those moments where you feel like Luan is super fake But Bethany I agree there must have been some jealousy going on and she's just in a very strange place. And in real life, if someone annoys you and you're like, you know what, fuck this person? I don't want to hang out with them again. That's fine, but you're on a TV show. And so I do think that there's some responsibility

to at least try to socialize with the other women and make some sort of entertaining exchanges happen. I agree with you. And I actually know this because I had to go through it. Yeah. You just be nice. How about that? And if you don't like somebody, I always say smile through the crazy, if crazy-ass Ramona

and Sonia and all those old Guckabirds can, you know, eventually become friends again. Right. I just find it hard to, like, I don't think I could ever be friends with Tonya on my show Right ever again because she just is so demeaning. There's no like nice qualities about her She's fake is fuck. Yeah, but I mean at least with these women they have some sort of redeeming qualities But Bethany I find it harder and harder every season that goes on It's like she gets skinnier and meaner every season. I mean, I do feel like that's the answer to the trajectory of everybody who just keeps

getting skinnier. Yeah. It's like, now you understand why a little bit of a job equals a ton of fucking fun. I mean, I mean, I do think that Bethany is probably in a very miserable place in her life because, you know, she's still dealing with that nightmare of an ex-husband and like when you're in those situations, it's hard not to be just totally crabby and bitchy to everyone. But, you know, he has an Instagram or no, he has a Twitter account and I live for it. Really?

It's a parody account, you have to go on it. What is it? What's um what's his last name? Hoppy Jason Hoppy. Yeah, so it's like Hoppy's world. There's something like that and it's like a parody of like what he probably is going through and it is You guys have to go on that. I'm surprised you don't know about that. Yeah, well this is what we have to have you come on the show because you know, we're just like idiots, you know? Oh, you know how I found out about it is through Vicki's ex-husband Don. Oh yeah, because that's a parody account.

I know about that one. Yeah, whoever is behind that tweeted, oh, ha ha, looks like the painted nails already closed. Lot of good that show did. And so somebody like responded and was like, she closed it to expand her other business that's doing really well. And she didn't want to run three different companies.

And I wrote and I was like, yeah, I closed it. It's now gonna be a bar, which is more my speed. And less drama with nail techs in my life's never been better. Fuck it, idiot. Well, nail techs must be bad. They must be bad if bartenders are less drama than nail techs. Uh, unfortunately that is I would rather deal with um, Lala and um, Jack's then nail techs ever again. Well, this we should let you go because we promised we would let you go within a certain time frame.

You little bitch. Listen, I have a solid 10 left to discuss Carol's fabric samples. Oh, please. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Listen, I really want to talk about Carol. Can we please do that? Yeah, listen, you have the floor.

Okay. Number one, why did her hot chef boyfriend move out? Well, yeah, they have a weird relationship, I'm still trying to figure it out. Admittedly, it does seem like a- That's a pick up is socks off the floor! I mean, if that's his one issue, then she's a psycho. Because if that's- did you see her couch? I'm surprised like four other cats didn't crawl out of it.

You know, she's all worried about his socks crumpled in the corner of a closet. Tattered couch in the living room. Yeah, looks like a homeless person lives underneath it. So I was like, okay, so that's, that's a problem for. Yeah, the cat's going up the bridge. When you get older, you know, like I know that everyone thinks, so you're older and so you're so lucky to have somebody younger in your life. I've dated younger plenty o times and that's really fun like the first time.

I don't know, you feel their smooth skin, but you don't get to wear it. You know what I mean? And the rest of the time, like once, well, you know what I mean, like you don't get to become younger, you're just stuck with someone younger in your house. That's not necessarily fun. Exactly. It doesn't put on the lotion when you tell it to like in the meetings, you know. Oh, it's not fun.

It's like they tell fart jokes or they're like, who's patty the phone? Or you know, there's just all this stuff you have to deal with. Like when you're older, girl, nine o'clock comes and I'm like, we better put on some, some sleepy time music. Give me a nice hug to sit on my porch. I don't want to listen to you, like talk about how many drinks you had with your juice bag friends tonight. I don't know. What do young people do? I was going to say, but like, does that? They go to like Cabo Cantina. Oh my god. Can we just talk about the way Ben says Cabo? Cabo. Oh my god, can we just talk about the way Ben says Cabo? Cabo?

He's like, okay, so we're gonna talk about the Cabo show on the show. Like, and there's the New York. We got some water at Cabo. We watched that show called something called the Cabo. We just interviewed right before this, we just interviewed Larry and Emily from that show. It's 4.95, we used to do your show, The Pain in Nail. I mean, Nail Files. They were so hilarious, so great.

We're all gonna go get drinks. You should come join us when we do that, because you would... I would love to. I want to hear the behind the scenes of production, which, you know, they called me about that show. Do you have a group of friends that don't get along? That would love to go on a free vacation I was like I'm filming a series right now for e.m. sorry

they called me about that show and then I thought God I do have a bunch of friends but then that would be like none of them would come to my wedding after did you imagine if we all were if invite only cabo were you in the center and then it was like you me and Ronnie Jeremy Renner and like Barbara Streisand I think I would actually watch that Richard marks Barbara Streisand is biting off all our nails and throwing them on the floor Oh my god Lionel ritty throws Kenny G into the pool. This is great. I'm very into it. Baby G's still. I'm a better cast as because we were supposed to be your

fungate this season on the second wives club. And guess who wasn't a fungay? Me. I was not a fungay. I was a boring game I have. I was like, surely Katie's going to call today about our cast trip. Oh my god, you guys, you guys know we're going to, I

listen, fingers crossed. If all goes well, I found out like either today or tomorrow, I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people.

I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. I'm not going to be a lot of people. don't know if you have a second season yet. I am gonna. Did you just listen to me? I did, but I just I did, but I mean I figured you did. I mean I guess you're my death fun, guys. Well, we would have fun because you know, I was drawing Romona hair to be honest. I was doodling. Wait, so you just drew peets around basically? No, you guys, I'm telling you the wedding that we're gonna have is gonna be so much fun. So I just feel like that is gonna

be a quintessential part because I don't I would have like three brides meets and the rest are like all my gate friends. Yeah, it'll be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be like my big fat yay wedding. Do you know where you want to have your wedding? Like what like do you want to have like like in Mexico or? Oh, it is in Zewa, Tenejo. Like it's gonna be like the full on-shot-chank redemption wedding. Oh my goodness. Yeah. I don't know what any of that means but it sounds very exciting. Will Rihanna be there? Can we get Rihanna there?

Yeah, she's gonna sing Lemissary Yobwara. You walked down the aisle. Rihak, Rihak, Rihak, Rihak, Rihak. I'm gonna twerk down the aisle. Actually, we're not doing that. I'm not doing any of that traditional shit. I can't all freak out. It's gonna be like a circle, a giant circle of trust. Oh my God. You guys should trust fall. Yeah. Um, yeah, that would be really fun while they're doing a trust fall off the stage into my arm. Seven margaritas, Steve. Yeah, Kenny G can. Can we make chocolate bars to send Barbara Stryce and if she doesn't come? We should send her weed chocolate. Yeah,

let's send her weed chocolate and put our faces on the cover of the bar and send it to her for Christmas. And then say what would the name of the bar be? Um, hmm, we can make it with lentil beans and we can call it lentil. We can call it lentil beans. The way we crunched. I don't know. We could do a vanilla chocolate, white chocolate and a dark chocolate bar and call it um funny swirl Koko, can you hear me? Oh my god, Koko, can you hear me?

Kakao, can you hear me? I think I think I'd be doing a bed and say it would be like Kiki-al! Kiki-al! Kiki-al! Kiki-al-bo! And by the only Kiabo. Chocolate. Then he's chocolate is the most special chocolate in the world. Funny swirl. Funny swirls my favorite. Funny. Oh my god. Or we could send her last in gobs ever but think it could be called evergreen let's wrap this up Katie we love you baby I know I feel like I can just like

talk to you guys forever I love you I'll never put rosemary in your cocktail because that's the most disgusting garnish on earth and I'll never wear my hair pulled back like rosemary Ramona and I'll never wear fur and I feel like I've seen me with that hair actually you've done that you've worn that hair before that pulled back hair yeah because I can pull it off I don't look like Ratatouille. Wait, before you go, Katie, there. Yes, third. Third. I don't need any guy that I've ever dated or Walter doesn't need subtitles when he talks to me.

I he's so new as boyfriends. Oh, those bejets. Yeah. And whenever I throw a party, it's for like a legit reason like my birthday or opening a business Not I got new fucking kitchen cabinets That's my wrap up. All right. Well Katie always so fine. I'm so excited that you're on like a big e-show That's that has in fact kept up with the Kardashians

You have to let us know about every celebrity that is like that's into you now, because we're hoping we're gonna get like an umbrella of fact that they'll be into us. We're very like Hollywood. We're really only focused on how it affects us. So we are so excited for you. We really are.

We hope all our listeners go listen to you. Watch your show. Oh my God, wait, really one quackack the one quick little thing one less quack Okay, for all the quacks out there Sad news watch what happens at the abbey, you know your favorite show bad So I think it only did like 30 thousand viewers. Oh God guys is it is it getting canceled? Please can't. It was so fucking bad. And like the way they walked around that okay magazine party is that they were the big stars, that

fucking thing. I know. So ridiculous. Those two guys that we took a picture with were really sweet. But everyone else, I'm like, you people should not be here. We'll put it this way. I don't I can't say anything. But I will say if I called you guys and said hey you guys great news My show just got moved to Sunday nights at midnight Then you know that's that's basically saying the network already paid for a full season so I don't want to cancel it So that's what my thoughts are about that, but we took their time saw every crows Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll let you guys know if we get a second season manicured fingers crossed.

So we love you, Katie. Thanks for coming back. We love you. Love you watching Crafts' People. Bye. I'll talk to you soon, baby. OK, bye. Bye.

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