Watch What Crappens - Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador

Episode Date: September 5, 2017

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly the most amazing night in Crappens history!!! Here are time codes for your listening pleasure: 00:00:00 - Intro, excitement, general OMG moments 00:05:22 - Scary Island Recap 01:00:25 - Middle Seat Selfie with Shannon Beador 01:06:46 - Group chat with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador Thanks so much to everyone who showed up. This was a career highlight for us! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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going to post all the clues. And then at 4 p.m. We're all gonna meet at revolver bar on West Hollywood So we're gonna go show some love or to drink and have fun. There's also gonna be an after party tonight at La Fonda That's about a mile away from here Get that oh yet wait by the way, guys, some crazy people took a bus from... Did you hear about this, Ronnie? Did you guys go from pump? Is that what you did?

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Let's get to it. Okay. So, how many of you actually watched the episode of scary island? You did? You guys Hulu is gonna be someone at Hulu is so excited right now. Like David? Suddenly, really, how so much of New York is coming from here? Give him 30 more seasons, David! Um, for anyone who does not know what Scary Island is, it's a classic episode of Real Housewives of New York that aired in season 3. It ranks as one of the craziest Bravo episodes, not just New York, probably with craziest

Bravo episodes of all time. And we thought because this is our largest show we've ever done, we were gonna celebrate with scary islands. Right? At first I was like, no, that's dumb, like everything. Like if you say, do you want to go to lunch? No, that's dumb, and then I love it, you know. Yeah. So I didn't watch it until last night, and I was, yes, girl. I was texting with my friend, Molles, while we were watching it together.

And I was like, it's gonna be dumb. Like who cares? It was amazing. I said, yeah. I kept having the text, please stop. Stop it now. Stop it now. Seeing everybody so young, I mean, seven years,

you know, that's not really that long. I mean, I look at myself on Facebook seven years, it's a thong. Yeah. In housewives' history, yeah, it's like, it's bitch years. Yeah. It's crazy bitches. But I think going back and watching Scary Island, oh, by the way, if we start doing this with a mic,

you guys have to say something like, plural, sir, becausell sir, because we have to be right at the end. Yeah. Just boo with us. No, but Scary Island, I don't know if you guys felt this way, but it was even crazier than I ever remembered it, right? Like, I think it might be crazier than like the Faye res Nick Allison Dubois in her party. I'm not sure All right, we'll put you in an auto-pain shelter and you're gonna die My biggest shock was how far we've come with technology not just face to late but How far we've come with technology not just facially, but Maxwell I mean it's like handy camps moving around and they're like okay you guys are at lunch I'm like, well here we are at lunch Here we are at lunch guys at lunch so chill what happened to you

Well, they all had digital cameras which was funny because nowadays everyone you know takes photos on their phones So they're like Ramona one point is like I ran out of batteries on my phone on my camera They all had digital cameras, which was funny because nowadays everyone, you know, takes photos on their phones. So, there, like, Ramona, one point, was like, I ran out of batteries on my phone, on my camera. That's like, what is that strange thing she's holding? Or just how crazy cell phones in general are. Like, one big plot point in this that we'll get to is Ramona, like, it was on a cellular phone. What a crazy world.

So, um, so- I'm supposed to be timing this. That's okay. Is it 925? I don't know. So, okay, so here's the thing. So it starts off, what I like is, you know, normally Ronny is the one who likes to recap previously on.

But in this case, I was actually really excited to- You're not forgetting? Well, I was excited because it was like the... I forgot what was previously on. And it was like, it starts off previously, and it's like, Luann going into record money camp by your class. And she just goes, I'm feeling very James Brown. Ha!

I feel good, like I knew that I would. Because I've got manners. By the way, I, once again, I printed out my notes, so I look like a local anchor man, just like going to the local news here, like, cross that one off. That's stit a blue-and-zass. I forgot that blue-and was like that, because she's like, big dragged, you know? She's been divorced, dragged, and she, you know,

they caught her in open marriage. Whatever the hell happened to her, they caught her in open marriage, whatever the hell happened to her, they made her cool. Not now, not right now, not seven years ago. So here's the thing with Scary Island. People forget that it was actually a three episode event, and we are obviously recapping the middle episode, which is the most iconic, but the previous season really covers some good stuff.

So for instance, we see Kelly, like, they're on this yacht, and Kelly is going into another room and she's like, I'll be in my Lala Land with Cardrails and with you people who are genuine and kind, and you guys can go enjoy your banter like, vile behavior. And I was like, oh, that's right, I forgot how crazy Kelly Bensonone was. Yeah, but you remember back in the day

when we were like, she's not crazy, she's just having fun. That bitch is nuts. Yeah. Like, we have labels for everything now. So that is like some bipolar narcissistic methodics. And she meant nobody trying to pretend it's not now. I'm like, your pupils are the size of my face. Okay, you're about to swallow my couch right now because people are...

So, uh... Opening lines, yeah, we have to say... Oh yeah, what? Let's go through the opening lines of your... Opening lines of your... Well, they open with Alex. First, this is before I guess they started doing that. This happened, but this is the truth.

You know, whatever they do. So, Alex is kind of has that rhythm too, but she's just like, to a certain group of people in New York status is everything. Not me. I live in Brooklyn. I don't even give a shit. I'm gonna walk over the bridge. Fuck all of you with money.

I'm like, okay, Alex, you're poor and weird. Yeah. Just say I'm pouring weird Alex. I only wrote down one of the tag lines. I wrote down Sonia's because she gets up there, does the same thing. They hadn't perfected their walk ups and they're like, herky jerky. And she's like, I have a taste for luxury and luxury as a taste for me. I just like I have a taste for luxury and luxury as it is for me And it's just like per and I think in a red dress with like me with a dog Like like the epitome of luxury and he was luxury. Yeah

And why are you letting him eat you? This is this is before Cabr less Luan was I never feel guilty about being privileged. But also, her voice wasn't quite that deep yet. It was still like, I never feel that guilty about being privileged. It's huge difference, right? Yeah. Bethany. New York City is my playground.

Okay, also, it's like, really, Bethany? That's it? So I went to the store, why? It's like the shortest sentence, Bethany is ever sad and growing. I went to a proceeding, it's like the shortest sentence Bethany's ever said in her life. I went to a proceeding, it's like, so what? Who cares? But also Bethany's face in this, because apparently she just had so much like, jaw work. I don't think there was anything wrong with her jaw.

Like, where your jaw? Like, who cares? Like, you've got a strong jaw, you know? Vicki's been paying to try and get that jaw for years. Like, keep your jaw. But it wasn't that. I mean, her face has gone through a lot of versions. But this was my favorite thing about Bethany.

I thought I forgot that she used to sit like this in the vibrate room. Like her head all the way back. So good. It's great. Jill, I'm run with the fabulous Circula people. And I still do call the million-and-mash makers. It's a Ramona. I look making my own money. I find that an after-deceac. It's coming out a bit strong Ramona for an open and credit. Only Ramona would just forget grammar for a moment. It's like you're not going to even remind her like Ramona that sense doesn't make sense. Oh, I have an orgasm every time I get money from Venmo.

It's an afro-dijac, okay? I find Venmo at the Dijac. And then Kelly, I've created a great life and I love living it. How the cat? My kids! That's my kids! Running down Fifth Avenue in front of a cab. So, the episode begins.

They're actually all on this yacht. So this is like, this must have been the inspiration of below deck, this whole episode. They're all on a yacht. So this is like, this must have been the inspiration below deck, this whole episode. They're all on a yacht. Here is to give you an idea how crazy this episode is. This we're like three minutes in the episode and there's already the sort of fight that would be an entire season on Beverly Hills, okay? They're all sitting there having breakfast. I'm like getting my laptop and like, okay, time to recap and they're already fighting. I'm like, oh shit. They're like, you're time to recap and they're already fighting. I'm like, oh shit! They're like, yeah, we had a great time. That's not a great, yeah, yeah. They're there for Ramona's Val Renoul, you know, which started the whole Val Renoul your marriage will end.

Oh, yeah. So Ramona also Ramona still does this, but it was really obvious back then that if something is about anybody else, Ramona will just start doing her ass burgers, yelling anything out. So she's like, whoop! And she's younger, you know, so she tops a little different. She's like, I don't know about you guys, but I feel like a teenager.

And hope Mario doesn't hear about that, that's not, because I was getting sexy. Young Ramona is fucking terrifying. It is terrifying! Ramona sit down, so she's chopping things like this. Like that one? Perpetualization, forking knifeing. So apparently they went out the night before.

I think that was the night before Turtle time, was that the Turtle time episode? I think it was. So apparently at some point Kelly had woken up so on the end, so I was like oh yeah Kelly woke me up and then Beth and he goes oh but did you call your hell back? Did you call your hell back? All back? Yeah typical Ramona you walk up to a hoodance girl and tell her to get a jab. Tell her to go to college. I could go back.

He'd go back. He'd say, well, you know, she's should. She could do it. She could be a friend of Avery someday. And by extension, my friend. Um. So, so Bethy is like, oh, she got your whole bag. She's like, oh, I get it.

I guess I'm like a chef and a whole bag. Oh, yeah, yeah. Kelly called me a whole bag. So she called you that. Did Kelly call you a whole bag? Could she call me a whole bag and she's like, oh I get it, I guess I'm like a chef and a whole bag. Oh yeah, Kelly called me a whole bag. So she called you that, did Kelly call you a whole bag? Could she call me a whole bag? So I guess I'm an author of Cupcake Maker, a Bacony and a whole bag. I guess I'm a whole bag.

And a whole bag. But the keyword is that she said, I guess I'm a chef and a whole bag. And Kelly Bats smells like, hmm, you're a cook. So what does that mean? I'm a chef. So I can't remember your cook. Cook, not chef. Cook, not chef. It just keeps on saying it, cook, a chef. Cook, not chef. Cook, not chef. Just keep saying it. Cook, not chef. Cook, not chef.

What are you talking about? What do you mean? I'm a chef. She's like, oh no, that person in there cooking all the food, that's a chef. She's, I've been cooking in there. Like, Sarah's saying, I'm a chef. Like, what's it doing? I don't know what you are, because Kelly don't even know what she's saying. She's just like grabbing. She's like, I don't know. I don't know what you are because Kelly don't even know what she's saying. Yeah, she's just like grabbing She's like, I don't know. I don't know what you are

What are your chef a cook? I don't know Then why don't you like step up on the sidewalk and like get your grill off my like what if she tried to get all urban Right, I don't remember that Bethany has always tried to get all urban. I thought that was a new thing So Kelly's like, well, you don't cook then Just get jicky with it. Like what do I do? Get jicky. So Kelly's like, you don't cook. You don't cook, so you're not a chef. You have no idea. Just because you're a kid.

Do the macarena, Kelly. Like seriously? Just because you're a catering people's private parties does not make you a chef. So Bethany is just like losing her shit. She's like, listen, hey, don't say something. You don't know what it means, okay? Don't say it.

Like, literally I can't. I'll just give you like, say, say, say, if you don't want more of your, okay? Huh? Don't say that, okay? Like, maybe I can't. Like, I'll see you, but like, say, say, say, if you don't more have your ass, I can't even buy the floor. I'm gonna be like, smalling your fur fumes on the floor. I'll be like, dead crying there, okay? Like, I can't. I stopped doing that, okay? There are Kellys just saying anything. She's like, oil change, chat dogs, I don't know. You could be eggs to decide. You could be a restroom, I don't fucking know. Peanut butter cookies for her. So then Kellys starts doing this thing of like, uh, being yelled at for just not knowing. I'm being yelled at. Peanut butter cookies for what? So then Kelly starts doing this thing of like, I'm being yelled at for just not knowing.

I'm being yelled at. Like, what's up? And Alex McCord is like, Kelly, you're the one who's yelling. Kelly. Yeah, Alex is just there to be like, no. No, Kelly, sorry, you're the one who didn't.

She's like a cartoon stalk of celery, slowly getting angry or angry or like I don't understand. It's actually good for my posture. It's stuff that like pull me up. Now I know what they mean in like yoga when they're like feel a string in the back of your neck. Pull you. Alex. So Beth me is like what is everyone watching to say movie is me? Like seriously? What movie is is this and she's like yeah I'm a horror movie and you're like and I don't even know movie I'm a horror movie I'm like yes you're the horror movie like a stupid Kelly doesn't even get it you know I'm an horror movie and then so Bethy's like no one understands where I talk about okay no one understands

where I talk about that's what Kelly's like huh satchels of gold oh okay that, huh, satchels of gold. Like, oh, okay, that clarifies it. Satchels of gold. And this is so perfect. Have like, jolly bean type candies. She's like, oh my god. Satchels of gold. Satchels of gold. And then, see, here's why this shit was so amazing.

Because in the middle of it, Alex is like, excuse me, everyone. Simon just called. He wants to know how to make Coco Waffles. Oh. Bethany. Bethany. Simon Cove. Okay, Alex. What kind of chocolate city you use? Huh?

And Kelly goes, yeah, yeah. Well, Bethany's answer was perfect too. I don't even remember what Bethany's answer was. It's like, ah, you used the dark one. Dark one, dark chocolate. You used the dark organic one. Cove out, because, you know, it used to be a dark one. Dark one, dark chocolate. Use the dark organic cork cup, because, you know, it'll make like a darker one. And then this weird, then all of a sudden,

like peanut butter cookies arrive. This is such a strange surreal moment. Peanut butter cookies arrive, and Kelly Bant's going to say, thank you so much. Shh. I was like, what's happening on this show? It's like surrealism. It's like the peanut butter cookies

are what made Beth and me finally cry. Like, what the fuck? Then she goes over with her gigantic laptop to the couch. It's like the peanut butter cookies are what made Bethany finally cry. Like what the fuck? Then she goes over with her gigantic laptop to the couch. Yeah. I was one of the nights there. I just wanted breakfast. This is finally the first three minutes of the show.

So then, um, but also Bethany said, uh, oh, uh, she started. I couldn't believe she did this. So this is when, so Bethany was always starting fights in the crying on a couch. There's certain things that still happen that I'm seeing in this episode. Bethany started it. She's like, what, what?

You're a whole back too, are you a whole backer? It's not just me. And you started it on camera. It is on someone's little video camera thing that they were tearing around. Yeah, Bethany. So then later on, I think they're back on their upstairs in the yacht, and Ramona is very excited. She's like,

she's gonna hurt herself. Literally what she does to this whole episode. You should have seen the amount of dolphins jumping out of water, being like, are we, is our master here? They're all their sonar, it's like they're just in circles, like running into rocks, like our sonar is messed up! So, their monos, their monos like, aw, I told the ladies the next place would be even better than the yaw, which I think would be pretty hard to beat, but guess what? I did it, okay?

I did it. So that's like luck. We're in a G, we're in a G, we're in a G, we're in a G right now, we're in a G. And Alex, Alex was the one, and they're just like, you ain't doing shit. Like really, you fake detached about Coco. So just tell us what you're doing, So she's like, we had a great time

dragging the boats from the G up to the beach. It was great. We just got the boats and we dragged them. So why are you shooting them? Also, I should mention that when Ramona was pointing off the villa from the yacht, she was like, oh, Beth, it was like, oh, that's like a house from Morocco. I was like, oh my god was like, oh, that's like a house from Morocco. I was like, oh my god, four shadowing Morocco.

There's so many, there's so many things to unlock in this episode. It's like the Da Vinci code. I miss the music. Yeah. I miss the music. Yeah. And Da Vinci code might have worked with the music from this show. It's like, this one's like clarinet. It's like, This one's like clarinat, it's like They're like in a speech music Samba sushi sushi samba So so M G it's a balcony look oh my god It's a bed that's rotten there girls can't believe who found it It's the most majestic piece of property you can imagine seeing at the end of a bluff!

It's like... I've thought a lot about majestic properties at the end of Bluffs and she's right, it really was the most majestic. But I actually pointed that out. Is President Clinton here? This is presidential! Who found this place? Was he president the fact that way?

So they're taking the... Who was that? Bush? So they're taking the... To me it literally seems like so long ago. Yeah, we don't know. We're not very political. So they're like...

Taking the truth. Did you notice there were no race... It weren't racing for bedrooms. Wasn't that weird? Ramona didn't race... Ramona walked right into the master. He was like, look, it's a master bedroom. Let's go master bedroom.

Let's go up there. It's like, what happened to you? This bedroom has an ensuite. Anyway, let's keep walking. What, Ramona? What's going on? Well, this was to be fair, as you could tell from her mom haircut, this was the year that Ramona was renewed.

She caught her hair, and she's renewed from Mario. So weird things were happening Ramona was renewed. She caught her hair and she's renewed from Mirio So weird things were happening Ramona this year. I laughed every time someone said back at Ramona's true renewal party on the boat So certain things though never change. Okay, certain things or things. I just not that certain things never change certain things have always been the same Because later that night your jaw may change But your asshole personality never does always been the same. Because later that night, your jaw may change, but your asshole personality never does. Yes.

Because Katu Bethany delivering skinny girl tote bags full of skinny girl swag to everyone in the billow. You know, I want to expect a trap by giving people something really touching, like a gift, you know? So it's just a nice gesture I'm like if you're branded bag Bethany like she took a trader Joe's like cloth bag and my cut a skinny girl clip art over

By the way, do you like our branded tablecloth? My cousin Carrie who's here. She's like up there. She was the one who gave us the idea. So thanks cousin Carrie He's like up there. She was the one who gave us the idea. So thanks cousin Kerry So I mean listen we mock Bethany, but we're just gonna do the same thing. You know it does Yeah, we're hypocrites. You know, we're total hypocrites at all times. You know, I'm always hating on myself So so Bethany puts these all by everyone's door and they show this footage for the skinny girl back mother So Kelly Benzman opens her door and gets startled by where she's ah That's actually a very normal response to a scene to go back

It's like so hard for her to get over this back. She's like it's this bag With my initials on it But it's filled with Bethany's centric product and not my owl jewelry. I don't get it It's so personal. Run me the wrong way. Why would she do this? Why? She receives a bag of free skinny girl stuff. She puts it down Flops down on the couch and starts to cry. She literally started sobbing. So then what do you do when you're sad? Do you call Jill Zerrin? So that's howl out. I knew you were gonna call. I told you you shouldn't be doing that. She's a heart-blown, harmful person. I'm scared for you. I'm scared!

And she's like, yeah, because I've been having nightmares. The Beth needs like a stabbing and it's like, potato, you know? I told you that girl is a potato ready to kill you. Nothing's making any sense. No, I'm Kelly. I've had nightmares the past week, but her stabbing me. I'm sorry, I don't have like, double-deafaked hits on my face. I'm not all that. There's like knives on her tongue. I'm like, it's like mad lips at a certain point.

It really is Kelly's whole episode. And Jill, in her talking head, she's like, I was terrified. I was so terrified. So Kelly basically, Jill's like, I tell G, I was so terrified. So Kelly basically chills like I tell G. She's a monster. So she calls me when I was like, hello, everything's great. How are you? Before we get to it.

How are you? Well, then we go to, so Kelly is crying. She's crying after this phone call with Jill. And next is like, I think it's the morning, right? And Bethany is actually cooking. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. It's morning. We just complained on the show this week

that Bethany doesn't cook anymore, but here she is cooking, which is nice. Kelly isn't around to say she's not a chef. This bitch is like, my next thing will be a chef. Yeah. Look at me. She's like, so my favorite part of this. This fact she's got a hair net, a stuffed jacket.

So my favorite part of this is that Ramona just sort of breezes in and goes, so you know what? I love this kind of oatmeal. It's like really great with the consistency and everything. But when you make it next time, you could just not use any salt because it's way too salty for me. Thanks so much, okay? Whoa, thanks Jose. Whoa, this crazy salty email or am I just one time? Where's a little girl I was trying to make breakfast. And Geraldine parsed it smithly like this tastes like shit.

And I was like whoa I worked all day on this breakfast. And to this day, I can never make breakfast. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No more salty oatmeal, okay? I feel like Ramona, like young happy Ramona, because during this, like, they're not even playing or music when she does this. Like, if this was this season, it would be like, don't tellin' to.

She'd be like, host, they, let me talk about my oatmeal. I. It's like, if this was this season, it would be like, don't turn, don't turn. She'd be like, oh, say, let me talk about my oatmeal. I'm gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This one's like, my dad, when I was a little girl, my dad made oatmeal, and he didn't put salt. It was delicious.

I love my dad. It's like, what happened in seven years to your bitches? My mother always said, you have to learn how to make your own oatmeal You don't want to rely on me and to make oatmeal for you, okay? Our mother's being a total dick and Beth and he's like ah Like so much has happened you know so in walks Kelly

Cook here. That's good. There's a cook here. So it's a line chef So guys I got a paper pass, it's gonna be a complaint pass. So I figure when people are talking, you can talk on this instead, and then you can put a complaint. And then if you're complaining, you're being a book,

and then you can rip out the paper and throw it away, it's a book, it's a complaint. 20 minutes of Kelly doing this crazy thing. And that's when he's like, it's like, if you're going to blame someone for putting salt in your oatmeal, blame that bitch. She hadn't put down the salt and shake her for 20 minutes. I'm sorry, I can't hear you overall.

I'm cooking him doing. So Kelly does this whole thing. And Kelly announces that what she really wants to do today, she wants to do a photo shoot, guys. Because she's a model. She wants to do a photo shoot guys. Because she's a model. She wants to take photos. She just wants to bring out everyone's inner. She's getting in touch with her inner bensamone.

Whatever. She's been Simone. Romona, guys. That sounds nice. OK. And I was like, oh my god, back in the day when it took Romona, like half a second to say, okay. Yeah, she's okay.

Okay, okay. So, okay. Yeah. Six. So, there's like a little scene of Ramona waking up Sonios, which was like whatever. So now it's time for the photo shoot. So Kelly is setting this and she puts down a blanket.

And then she throws in like marshmallows and candy on the blanket They're in here. I mean it's a regular Annie Leba this one. I would throw these at you Ronnie has Ronnie has a gift bag of a unicorn Shannon thank you Shannon I would throw these at you, but they will hurt you because they're blow pops. They're blow pops. You know I can't throw. David?

Shannon? So she starts throwing blow pops down on a blanket for the beach shoot. Like, yeah, what the fuck, Kelly? Okay, so everyone, and she does this whole thing, like, I'm doing the stiff of a photo shoot to show them. To get to the point. But like, I think they're amazing, like, on the outside. And I just want to show them with an image instead of words. It's like, you understand how shitty that is to say. It's like the opposite of the nice thing to say.

So then it's like one at a time to get up there and pose. And it's just very awkward. I mean, they're not professional models. Oh my god. Really? Sona is flopping around on the fucking beach. Like, she's just flopping. And Kelly's just saying random things. and Kelly is saying okay, say Mario.

Say Mario. Say Mario. She's Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. Mario. I wanted to know I never want it to be PC with me before. I never want to get you in PC. Oh, I was sick. Oh my god. I never wore before. I'm so itchy and pixie. I was thinking- Oh my god, it feels so sick. And if she brought that, she's like a sports illustrated boom!

They're getting the water! I mean, she's having a fucking conibsum fan. I'm gonna show you. Just, I was thinking about Mirio making love to me at that moment, okay? And then Sonia goes, well, after 17 years, it still works. It's awkward. When Kelly, when Kelly ticked Ramona over there, she's like, oh my god, it's like voguing crazy, you know. So Kelly comes against her and she goes, come on, trigger.

I was like, trigger. I was like, trigger is not a horse, and I rewind it three times. You know it took me four hours to watch this or whatever. So all I could find was, trigger ball is a fictional character in the popular BB sitcom, Only Fools and Horses. Don't say I didn't do my homework.

But of course, the pinnacle of this modeling session courses. Don't say I didn't do my homework. But of course the pinnacle of this modeling session was Alex McCord. Walking. The way she warmed up, she was literally like, I don't know who's watching Twin Beaks, but sometimes on that show people's heads just like to like explode. It was like that She was very oh wait, okay, but Ronnie is now doing the rock The people listening at home Ronnie is doing it But her lips are so purse a baby foul her lips are so purse so Kelly's like I need you to relax Think about baby Johan.

Think about Johan. Johanfist, give me Johanfist. Look, Alex, you're not doing it, okay? Do this. Okay, Johan. Okay, here's what you do. Baby Johan. Johanf, what Johan?

You have that time. You have that time. You have Johan. You have to time. Yeah, you're the one. Yeah, everyone fuck you off. But Kelly. I'm still thinking about me. I'm not thinking about me. I'm just thinking about me and I'm just thinking about me.

Just bring it back, Kelly. Bring it back, girl. So all this beach bodice stuff has me thinking about getting into shape, by the way, Ronnie. Help me. Oh, well. Yeah, we're still going to do an ad. Well, hold on. Ryan Oh Yeah, we're still gonna do an ad

Well, I'm not gonna get a fresh you gotta get my info up now rise getting his info up You're it's well, you could go to cut fitness first of all If you need to get into shape get into cut fitness go to cut fitness, but otherwise So like we always talk about on this show how we actually have to use the products right I Actually do because I was like if anybody needs a tea that can cleanse you it's me And I've been drinking my tea me. Well, this is vodka, but tomorrow I will go to the American TV! And we have a bunch of these after, so thank you so much to Timi for supporting us in this podcast.

We love you so much! Thank you, Timi! When I drink Timi, I pretend that Mario is making love to me through T! Okay? So, okay, here's another reason why... Here's another reason why Scary Island is an amazing episode, okay? Because they didn't all take place at Scary Island. Out of nowhere, out of nowhere, we're here in the Caribbean, out of nowhere, we cut to Jill Zaren, figure skating.

What did that... I was like, when this happened, I was like, this is an amazing episode. A Jill Zaren figure skating interlude? Jill Zarin, just like Romano with her. How can you believe it? I haven't done this in 10 years! And she's like doing this turn and like wobbling. Like when she skates, she's like, Oh! You know, which is okay? Like she can skate, but... What? Oh, nope, you know, which is okay. Like she can skate, but What? Oh Nope, I can't spin

But I didn't notice from watching a lot of ice skating which makes you a professional well as much as that bitch But her life she was doing like this On the turn and if she finishes and she's like can you believe it has been ten years so embarrassing So she keeps walking And then she finishes and she's like, Can you believe it has been 10 years so embarrassing? Is that what you're saying? So she keeps walking, you know, it's a circle. She's a circle. She's a circle. Yeah.

She's just like wandering everywhere. With Johnny Weir, and then this like random Eastern European, like figures getting coached, she starts yelling at her. And it's like, what's going on? Can't you watch it please? It's like you're stupid, stupid big get the fuck off the ice What are you up that boring machine get the fuck off the ice?

She could have been nice. Yeah, but you're right. You're right. You're right. Good nice. Don't get nice I'm gonna man. No man. What what I I wanted it's great. No, I mean it's I Think if we could always have just like a minute of Jill's Aaron here and there just like figure skating or like Going to home goods or something I'll be happy with that Because I was unprepared to be cleansed and healthy sorry Let me have been ash for a teamy, that for 30% off a teamy,

that's ass, and I will be giving you some of this at the end of the show, by the way. But for this, the code is crap and 30% off. Teamy! Teamy! You guys all look at Teamy,

guys, be cool. Okay, I'm cool. So now is the part. Now is whoever it guyshthththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththththt Hey people, people have commented. Now you know I love to be. And I would tell you, yeah, it is not pink tea. And it was like wake you up tea and then you're like, whoa, I don't want to murder people. It is hard to get used to, I'm not gonna lie. So then we cut to Jill's Aaron having dinner

with Luana and Deliceps. Still accountous. Hello, here we are! I know this lovely restaurant. Yes, I'll have some. What? Thank you! Manor! So the one looks like crazy different.

So Joe's like, she's like, Oh, small talk appetizer. The staff is away. Now we can be private, too. So she's like, tell me, How was the weekend? You really wanna know? You really wanna know, huh?

You really wanna know? Well, of course I really wanna know, what? All right, I'll tell you. I forgot how Jill is. Yeah. So Jill's telling her about it, what Kelly is going through. She's like, I told Kelly not to go with us. By the way, my Jill is my Bethany,

but you know, they're like the same person. It's very similar. It's just more like, it's like, so Jill goes, she's like, I told Kelly not to come with us. By the way, my Jules is my Beth today, but you know, they're like the same person. It's very similar. It's just more like... So Jules goes, she's like, you know what? She can't put two words together sometimes. That's where I have no idea what she's saying, that Kelly bends him out. Yeah, but anyway, I can't understand what she's saying. She can't put two words together, but from what I got, she's about to be murdered by Beth and me. I don't know. Something at all back full of murder.

I don't know. But the best is that Jules goes, you know, I would never go someplace I wasn't know something a tote bag full of murder. I don't know But the best is that Jill goes, you know, I would never go someplace. I wasn't welcome. I would never go Like flash forward to every talk show in the New York City area girl. I bolded that underlined it highlighted it Jill I wouldn't go somewhere On the heels of that Jill decided that she wants to go surprise the gals. And Lewean just like gives her that and looks like, well, I wouldn't do that. Huh. Why? Why wouldn't she do that? I mean, I'm gonna be going there with a gift. Everyone wants a gift. Who doesn't love a gift? I'll bring a gift.

And she's like, would you believe it? Jill Zarin wants to surprise Ramona. I mean, not seven years before I meet Tom. So this is going to be a disaster that ruins everybody's lives for years. As we see later. But for now, it's just Jill trying to be nice and thinking that everything's going to be OK because she's going to bring a present. Yes. Just be like two girls sitting on a beach, that's all.

There was also a little problem because none of them were on the the valorant little thing. Jill because she hates Ramona at this point. And Luanne because she's mad and she goes, well of course I couldn't come. I have a daughter. Who's 15? She's 15, it was her birthday.

Now call it what you want. But I'm gonna be with my daughter on her 15th birthday. Instead of Ramona's part, she's been married 17 years. Are you gonna party for that? I mean Victoria barely got one. Well, she's getting one now because she's 15! Okay. Luans stayed behind the fuck around on fuckantinder, whatever was there, the maps.com or whatever. Now that we know all this shit, she's like, oh, I was gonna be there.

Your daughter was drunk in the bushes girl. I'm not gonna be staying at home to get her a cake from Ralph. So then the show switches over to the main event. Okay. It's nighttime. Bethany's making dinner. She's still cooking. She's, she's gonna prove Kelly wrong. Hooker by crew. And not only that, she still got Jose there. Right. So now because Kelly still won't call her a chef. She's like, all right, just

go ahead and fry those crab cakes up. Now get those going. Okay, thank you. Okay, now you're, now you're a boss. What's the matter? What's going on in the crowd, guys? What's the matter, too? I'm a chef. So while she's slaving away in the kitchen, Ramona, so sorry, yeah, no, go ahead. Everybody brought a gift for Ramona. My gift is cooking.

So you're still promoting yourself. And even giving her the gift of cooking, you're saying, my gift is cooking! Like fuck off! That is so rude! By Ramona Obakini. And you would be like a hundred times better than Amazon. Amazon card, at the least. So, while Bethany's out there, the ladies are out, like outside, and they're like drinking cocktails.

And Kelly Benzmone is not one of those like blackberry pearl things, because whatever. Like a different era and she's wearing our lines she's like all sweaty she's wearing that Miss Piggy like purple satin member that Miss Piggy wears and like everything but her hair is like matted to her face and she's also got a matching uh cell phone cover but it's the wrong purple I mean Kelly's just a mess

and she's also talking like this she's's like, but nobody's talking back. She's obviously lying. She's talking to nobody. And she's doing this on the phone. She's going, see. Well, that's her daughter's name. Her daughter's name is C. I thought she was going to find Lincoln.

S.E.A. Like the sea. Listen, we all educate here at these shows. We all learn something. So learning moment, guys. Ramona just gets pissed off. She's on her phone. She's on her phone, having cocktails. By the way, I met Ramona's singer once.

Actually, I did. I didn't know what she was doing. Texting the entire time. Okay, Ramona? Ah, I feel so good to find her back for that. I'm gonna get her back for that. Front of people. So Ramona's like, who does that? She's on her cellular phone.

Who talks like that? And suddenly goes, who goes into a party and ruins the atmosphere with the cellular phone? And then they cut to Sonya and someone's putting an appetizer at her mouth. She's like, that's the atmosphere. She was there first. She didn't ruin the atmosphere. So he always like, well, I'm texting his audio. I'm just riding.

I'm sorry I missed riding. And I was like, that must be horses. Because I know you bitches don't ride. That's to mean, right? I love when I hear you guys grow in real life. I know, it's good, it's good way for us to know when we've got too far. No. No. Well, no, it's fine.

I got some mic and Ix. So Ramona is like kicking, she's kicking, she's kicking Kelly out. And Kelly's like, lay off. Lay off. I'm like, lay off. What? Lay off? Lay off. lay off. Lay off. I'm like, lay off. What? Lay off? Lay off?

Lay off? Lay off? OK, now she's definitely great. She said lay off. So Kelly's now asking Bethany if she made the salsa herself, because the interrogation about her are cooking credentials, continues. Well, Bethany comes out because she's

like serving and then walking away. Avramona is so mad that Kelly's taking any kind comes out because she's like serving and then walking away. Avera Mona is so mad that Kelly's taking any kind of attention that she's like, I don't know about you guys, but my favorite is the Mingo. Did you scrawl? Kelly's walking back and forth. She's just crying so hard and Bethany's like trying to get out of there.

Yeah. And so I'm just like, oh, I saw her chop it up. It was amazing. I'm like, have you ever been in a kitchen? I've never seen cilantro chopped. She was chopping. And Beth and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you like it. And Kelly comes back in. And she's like, you know what? This is about my kid. This is about my kids, okay? This is my life. This is about my kids. I'm sorry, because no one's saying it's not about your kids. I'm trying to pacify him.

Nothing is making any sense. At this point, it's now just going fully out there. Because Kelli is now. She's sitting there. She doesn't want to be attacked by Bethany, a dinner. She's doing this all day. It's for against one. It's for against one.

She's psychotic. It's for against one. I's like, it's, she's doing this all day. It's four against one. It's four against one. She's psychotic. It's four against one. I'm like, you're eating salsa. You want one of those? You want one? There's a few. You did that yourself. I'm sure.

Yeah, yeah. I made it mom and myself. No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. I did. Well, real sesto. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Real sesto have a sushi chef. Which Bethany does. But Bethany is too arrogant to say, Go through your own sets, we'll have a seashab. Which Bethany does. But Bethany is too arrogant to say, I have, of course I have help. What do you think I'm like doing in my own? I think because she's actually telling, all right, fry a mat. That she's doing in all herself.

So they're actually winning the argument, but she's not admitting it, so she's losing. It's like so stupid. Yeah. So, they serve the crab cakes, and everyone's eating it, and everyone's like, oh, so she's losing. It's like so stupid that you know. So, she's there with the crab cakes, and everyone's eating everyone's like, oh, Bethany is delicious, and Kelly's eating their like scowling at it. She doesn't want to eat it,

and she's like, she's like, well, her food isn't really that good, but the salad dressing was amazing, but the food isn't that good. She could be like so ungracious. I mean, regardless of why Bethany made this meal, what is her gift to Ramona, whatever, someone's making you food, and she's making, she's slaving away away. You got me more appreciative someone put the crab cake in front of me

I'll be smiling Yeah, you also have to look at Sonya cuz she's like oh yeah, I saw her chopping the chives and there's a fly You they put a Sound of a fly being like I saw her chopping the chives So good, okay, so now it's at dinner table and Sonia, this was back when Sonia is still kissing Ramona's ass because she's so happy to be on a TV show. And she's like, everyone, she thinks her teamy cup. She's like, I just wanted to tell you guys that these diamonds, these huge diamonds and

all of these diamonds, all of this you see, I know it just looks like I'm fabulous, but I'm not. They're all Ramona. Ramona. They would be Ramona Blue if they could be. So when you sold that shit, got her self-abaggy in the alley next season. Thank God, girl. Thank God, you're all thank God. So there's a situation with Kelly Stake. It still has some string around it, a little rare, or whatever. Because I got to stake my button knife isn't working. It's not working.

So while Bethany is swapping out the stake, Kelly just says, you know, there were so many weird Kellyisms. Like that so many just got lost behind sages of gold, okay? Because she sits there and you know what she says? She goes, listen, I had an 18th century chandelier on a pulley, very eclectic sense of taste. And so he goes, why? Could you imagine her just with a pulley?

So Ramona is like chandelier, this is her own fan too. Ramona is like, this girl is taking all the attention. So she's like, she's like, oh my god. Can you believe it? This is delicious. And she's like, a pulley. So the Ramona continues to be the whole scene and it's hilarious.

So Bethany comes out and Kelly's like, are you okay? I was worried about you. It's like, yeah, yeah, why? I remember Ramona goes, she's cool, like a cucumber. It's like, yeah, yeah. Why? I remember him on the go, she's cool, like a cucumber. She's cool, like a cucumber. You ever heard that? That's an original, original, okay? She's like, yeah, I'm sure you were worried about me.

So I don't want to go, if you're going to worry about Mary, I want to go home and show my... I know, what's going on with both? Crazy! So meanwhile, Sonya is sitting there saying, well, this is a five-star when I go home and show them my So me, my sonia's sitting there saying well, this is a five star piece of meat And I know because I have a five star chef on my yacht Okay, what goes we know about the past I know just well, but is that? I'm not allowed to compliment the food. She's like, no, no.

We know, just enjoy this food. It's your right now. Okay. I just point at- I just point at- I just point at- I just point at- Hey guys, stop.

We haven't made fun of Jill's Saren in a while. Let's get angry at Jill for no reason. Hey guys, I haven't heard from Jill in two days. What's wrong with her? She's such a be-eye for not calling me to see how the trips go. I'd like to remind us all things. What the heck? What the frick? I thought I'd get an apology for not coming on this trip. So Ramona, I mean Kelly's pulling, she's doing this and she's just pulling her hair up. Really high.

Like, my hair. Ronnie is panting my hair against hands. Yeah, pulling my hair this time. There are listeners at home. And anyone's like, she's like, anyone heard from Bethany? She's like, I have. I have.

I have. I heard from Jill, I have. Here's what she talked about. Only Bethany. She asked about Bethany. She's like, no, she didn't. She only asked about Matthew. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother.

She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother.

She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. She asked about her mother. I'm so happy about you. Look at Kelly. So Kelly is now being crazy.

And then of course, Ramona chimes in. I think it was in her interview and she goes, well, there's a certain egg in it. What do you like? Did it? You give everyone a chance to speak. I'm like, since when, on Real House, as of New York, has anyone had a chance to speak? Just wait until the Jorinda years.

Okay, just wait until the Jorinda years, okay? Just wait until the Jorinda years. Clap, clap, clap. So meanwhile Alex is sitting there, adding a lot, doing this. Just in case anyone was wondering what Alex was doing. She was looking very disapproving, okay? Checking those pancakes didn't work. So now here's something that's interesting. So Ramona is now drunk and feeling apologetic.

She's like, you know what? You know what? I want to apologize Bethany for what I said to you in the Brooklyn Bridge. I just want to apologize, okay? So what's interesting is I know we had a little altercation on the Brooklyn Bridge. Bethany has been holding this Brooklyn bridge situation over a month's head for 10 years. And here she is. But I was like, oh, it was like nothing, like nothing.

And it was Ramona's apologizing. Yeah, but Ramona was only apologizing because Kelly was still going, no one called you. Well, I'd like you to know Bethany, the IOU and Apology, and she stands up to steal focus, but she can't. Kelly's still like, you know what, I said to that button knife. Like she's still telling somebody, huh? She's like, are you guys having a bullman? Are you guys going to make out with the tongue? And then later on, she goes to the reunion

and is like, it was systematic bullying. I'm like you're bullying right now. Not even the bad thing. Bullying. Tunting. Tunting. So, uh... And the robot is like you need a freaking time out, okay? You're like Avery, okay? But Avery's not introduced to me to her friends, which are now my friends, okay? There is so much here. There is. I'm like skipping shifts. I'm like we have like actual like celebrity guests I'm like and then Kelly and Kelly said sit bit and then she said zip it again and they're like bye No, no do not leave. Okay. I'm really tried me being quiet is really making an effort to me this a lot

I'm like, oh my god. Okay, so Sonia gets it because you know Sonia looks like Corla and mom too a lot. I'm like, oh my god. Okay, so Sonia gets it because Sonia looks like Corla and it's mom too a lot of the time. So she's like, she senses it, you know. All you need to do is take some fake meth, someone tell you it's Coke. You're up for three days, touching your nuts, not understanding why.

Like Sonia's been there, you know? Like suddenly she's like, that's, you know, you see it. She's like, oh, I see. So she's like, girls, listen, Kelly, what they're trying to say to you is that you just need to be quiet sometimes. Kelly goes, this is self-free to be you in 1979. And then I don't know what it was about that reference, but then it started turning into horror music. She brought up free to be you in me in 1977.

Then we made the biggest victim of all this, Alex McCord, who was like, Kelly, honestly today, I was scared to get in front of your camera. Not as scared as the camera was, bitch. Do you know how many little scrap skittered away? They're like, oh. All the fish were flopping back into the water. No. Kelly's response is, I was afraid.

She's trying to kill me. She tried to kill me so many times. And Alex goes, she tried to kill you. Look at this, she did. You channel strange people, I was scared. I was scared, you went up, you went to confront Jill Zaren, and like, this is black makeup and white face. I was like, yeah, it's called mascara

and my pale complexion go on. It's called day to evening. Ha ha ha. What are you confused about? And this was actually the moment there are like, there's like a very famous gift of Ramona Singer just standing there like this. And a glass of wine comes out of nowhere. Someone's like, who do you need to get this to Ramona right now? They're just giving it, she's like, I need this.

I need to start thinking about Mario right now. So Sonia's like, she's crazy guys. And Betsy's like, oh, okay. I start thinking about Mario right now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm truth. I can't handle the truth. I see. She goes, OK, I'll shorten. First of all, it was a few good men reference. It was Jack Nicholson and Tom Cruise.

So I don't even know where she pulled Al Sharpton out of. I mean, I appreciate it, but I don't. I mean, Al Sharpton, I'm sure, has said many times. Like, you can't handle the truth. I'm sure he has. Like, I'm not taking that away from him You know and maybe I'll start them with sitting there watching that movie like I said that Cuz Kelly McElson appropriating my friends

Cuz Kelly keeps saying these things like you're attacking me you were attacking me You're talking trying to murder me and everything you know and she's going on and on and then she's like What about when you attacked my friend Gwyneth? What about Gwyneth? Gwyneth, who? Gwyneth, who? Gwyneth, who? Like, they're really asking me back when I'm even crying like my Walter out my camp and she's like Gwyneth Paltrow But who's like, huh? Who are they? Gwyneth Paltrow? Like who is her other friend? I'm looking for Gwyneth. It was just Gwyneth.

It was it? No, she goes and what about my friend Rachel? She's like Rachel. She's like, front friends? She has an influential haircut. Look at you. And my friend Ross, he just opened up a store. He addressed for less at it. So now they're actually discussing whether or not Bats me is trying to kill Kelly. I'm not trying to kill you, so I guess you are, you always have this. Well, take a DNA blood gene, you'll see you're shopping. There's also a low key vampire conspiracy happening

during all this, because she's like, Alex McCord, I wiped off that makeup and what did I see? The blood of Johan! What's going on? What is happening there? Oh yeah, Sharpton always knows what the weather's gonna be. That's all roguer.

We get it, you're okay. So Kelly runs off and they're like, whoa, she's crazy. And they don't even have time to talk about how crazy she is because she runs back with her jelly beans and her Lollipops Comes out with jelly beans. Yeah, so then she says what fun jelly beans So then Kelly's like it's just weird. It's like, your dad passed away and you're like, you're like, you're like creepy.

And then Ramona, Ramona always is like, well, it's funny. My mother passed away on a Friday. And then I was like, Ramona, why are you trying to make this about a year right now? It's a crazy lady. I'm like the mango. I don't know about you girls.

Like, we are not on that Ramona. All right. Drop the bikini. Ramona comes back out, slams all the crap in her bikini. At this point Beth and he's like, I've had enough that she's like, go to sleep! Go to sleep! And... You're crazy!

That line is so classic and for good reason, but the best part of that is Kelly's face. She's like... and for good reason, but the best part of that is Kelly's face. She's like... I actually did... I actually did feel a little bad because... No, no. I didn't. No, because she's crazy and I turned them too long to be like, wait a second, she's crazy. We should just like get her to bed, you know? Like, they were just like yelling at a crazy person. The violence like Sonya of all people was like, you guys, she's crazy, we shouldn't be yelling at her, we shouldn't be talking like she's not here, like that's sort of what you're doing, but okay, yes, we're with you.

And that's pretty much it, everybody's like, okay, that bitch is nuts. So in the scenes for coming next week, it's Jill Skatingmore. It's been ten years! But then they show her coming to this party, like arriving with Bobby, and everybody's already having a terrible time. And I just, I will never forget that scene, because it was so beautiful just watching her go. Hi!

Hi! I And it all basically yeah, it basically ended with Roman be like good things for everyone And we want to say good things for everyone too, and that was pretty much It's like what I do, but I do I brought it get I brought it again And that brings us to the end of real All right, so let's get this change that pierce That's first half of the show so don't be walking off so you guys There's cookies. Oh my god. Oh, thank you. We're getting up because we're gonna rearrange furniture on stage. Yeah, I gotta rearrange. Thank you so much. But here's the thing. So I don't fuck up this name.

So this is actually the middle of the show. And oh my god, wait a second. There's someone here. There's someone. Where are you, Richard? I want to alert everyone what's happening here. We have cookies here that have our faces on them. I don't know. Thank you, Alicia, too. And we have someone here who has a t-shirt. We have our faces on it.

This is amazing. You guys have to do this thing. So we are going to do this thing right now. I feel like we're in community theater, which I really like. Okay. Okay, so here's the thing. So uh... Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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What would we do differently? And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So yes, we are very close. As you guys have heard, for the next like week or two, we're doing this promotion with Orbits. And they're doing this thing called middle seat selfie.

And hold on, I'm just going to take one thing off of here. Make sure I got my... Okay, I'll take this... The middle seat selfie. Which is where they tell people, oh go ahead, if you're sitting in the middle between two people on a plane, a train on a bench anywhere You take a selfie of yourself and you do hashtag middle seat selfie sweepstakes And you said and you have to follow them on Instagram or Twitter and you can win some really cool shit

Like so two first class vouchers and a thousand or bucks et cetera. A lot of stuff, you go on their website. So the reason why we're telling you this is because we are obviously doing an orbit giveaway tonight. Someone is going to win a flight. And the reason. And so we are gonna do our own middle seat in the situation. Yeah, so we started this segment this week, which is just a little segment

where someone picks two Bravo characters and then someone just gets stuck in the middle right while we're at being obnoxious next to them. And it was really fun to do and all that. We recreate what it's like to be stuck in the middle between two Bravo stars. So we're gonna do that today. Who do you want to be? I think I want to be Shannon Bedore. Here's my problem. I want to be Shannon Bedore. All right, well, why don't we just, you know what, we're different enough to both be Shannon's. How about this? What would it be like to be two Shannon's talking to each other on an airplane? Alright, I think the only thing that could make it perfect if the stuck in the middle seat was actually Shannon. What is that?

What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? So we're here! Oh All right

I guess we should take our seats on the flight we're gonna be out we're gonna be out Southwest Oh, no, I'm not skinny yet just wait just wait All right Just wait, just wait, I'll take care! Alright, well, what a great, what a great play. Excuse me, David, can you close your window, Shane? I would have. It's a little sudden having on this side. Good right. From the left side, that is good for your money.

Now, how do you want to call the flight attendant? I want to know if there are 9 lebbings on this plane, please. Do you have a little bit of a problem? You know what? I'd like some cups that are large enough to take away the bullshit paint that Bikki Gumbelson has put in the sky. David. David, right? Has this flight attendant gone to Cattillion class? Because I thought there would be very rude.

David. What are these? All right, what does more calories? The pretzels or the cheese plate? It's getting a bit frightened here. I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable. There's a little bit of turbulence in here. Is someone in the bathroom?

I have to get rid of some psychological debris. Um... Green between those lines. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh fucking plate! Oh, thank you so much. It was not my plate! Oh, my god! Top of the even! Can I have this lady move? She is really loud and obnoxious. She threw my cheese plate.

I'm just reactive. Thank you guys. Thank you. So we have... Wait a second. Before Shannon goes, we have some raffle tickets. We have some raffle tickets. And whoever's ticket we call is going to come up on stage into our middle seat. Okay? Oh look! It's our money can't buy your class turn back.

Shadow will be picking the lucky number. Get your raffle tickets ready. I don't have my readers. Here I'll read the number and then you can do a bunko. Four, five, nine, two, five, three. We've out. We found them! What's coming on up? Welcome! Oh

Okay, hey guys my name's Mackenzie Troll to K I know I have I just shaved it a shame yeah, yeah, but I'm super excited to be here. I love you guys You guys have like totally I'm the sob story. Like I come to you guys when I need some happiness. See you later. We understand needing some negative ass happiness. So as per the promotion, you have to take a photo between us and hashtag. And while we get the audience in the background, right? hashtag. Why would we get the audience in the background, right?

Towards the lights. You won a flight. You can go around that way right there. Thank you. Thank you for coming up again, Z. Alright, so these next guys, so years ago we asked someone to tweet at it. It was like our first or second year doing this, you know. And there was maybe like a thousand people listening We didn't give a fuck we were still doing six hour podcasts at home, you know and we get this Direct message on Twitter and it's Lee a black

I heard you I heard you making fun of me. It's so funny. I'll talk to you So she didn't know how to use the sky for whatever. And she said, can I just call her with my cell phone? And I said, OK. So she calls us from the car. There's a hurricane behind her. You know, that's how she talks. It's like, how are you, Leah?

Oh, well, you know, I'm trying to get down the freeway, but there's a hurricane behind me. It's coming after me. I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. It's crazy. And then this morning she just goes.

So she lives here in the summers and started inviting us over. And I always feel super weird, you know, especially because Ben has a life. So he'll come to the first couple and then he's like, I got a love. And I'm like, I have nothing to do, I'll go alone, you know. Sathers of Catan is back. Yeah. So over the years, it's three three years now, I think so I've been seeing these guys every year And I never would go up and I've set on the show like that guys way to

Smart like he'll read me tomorrow like you'll see all my bullshit and I don't need that I'm like, you know, so I just like so I told Leah that and she's like, oh, no So I guess she told them that something that time I came over there like, huh, and then we became of course friend, you know friends And I'm so thankful and the point is we are so blessed To have these guys here. And all of them. All of them. All four of our special guests.

Oh yes. No, no, no. Let's bring up, let's get it going in. Alright everyone, welcome. I won't give a big crap in hand. To Jeff Lewis. Jeff Lewis! Jeff Lewis!

Jeff Lewis! And Shadow Bedouin! Shadow Bedouin! This is the coolest thing we've ever done. This is the fastest, fastest. Same? Same? It's the same. Okay. Now, we did not assign your seating, and it's really weird that we're so far behind. Yeah, we have... We feel like we're doing...

It's like a fake talk show. Okay, we're just gonna bring our chairs in front. So it's not as weird. Does this feel like one of those New Yorker fest, you know, or it's like a pal, a paly fest? Kelly, dot, Kelly Dot, fans. That was a lot of work. This is working. All right, all right. Everyone.

Thank you guys so much for being here. Watch what Cropwood! That's my dab. So how do you feel? Oh my god there's a lot of people here. my dad so how do you feel? There's a lot of people here. Raise your hands Los Angeles. I don't know people up in the balcony.

All right now you just take it Beyonce line. Sorry, sorry. You're like lemonade, anybody? Lemonade. No, just nine lemons. Okay. And nine and a bowl, baby. What?

And I know that you're in the middle of a season and you can't answer Probably but what about the toilet and the relationships? Exing what do you do about that? Did you ask Jeff engage? What do you do about that? Do you move it? Well, you know, I have to say that I did call Jeff the other day to ask him about a dog psychic So Jeff does believe in the kind of little wacky things that I believe in. Yeah. Do you got a green?

I think that's what we... Jeff has a function, I think. I do, and I have a dog psychic as well, which is why you're home. It does. Which is why we're friends. Yeah. So, let's start with the current state of things. How is Monroe?

How's the baby? I started living baby. Well, she will be up in about seven hours. So I don't know, I don't understand why we were waiting the back for an hour and a half. But here we are. And now the time is limited. But it starts to late. But you're right, you're right. Yeah, we were back there for a long time. But we waited. We wanted to see

you guys. So here we are. Yeah, we were back there for a long time, but we waited we wanted to see you guys. So here we are I would have utilized as a little sooner if I was producing but I'm not so much show Yeah, I told you right you got Shannon you got Shannon you got Gage and you sit them back there for an hour and a half. I'm here. Right? Oh, they make a sad line up! Right. Look, you're on television, which is very different than live. And when you do live, you'll save the best line. I would save the best line if it were me.

But that's because then they leave. Jeff, don't you understand? You keep them here by keeping you to the end. You're the best part of the show. Are we trying to keep them here for a day or 24 hours? Because're the best part of the show. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I- So, also another thing is, I think to people like us, we just assume, like when you're really rich and fabulous, that you just have people there that are like, oh, here's the baby, sir, you're like, oh, how cute! Look Monroe, you're so cute, and then they whisk her away. Like down the abbey. Yeah, we watched down the abbey, that's what they think.

Yeah, that's pretty much how it is, I think. That is how it is, except for tomorrow and Monday, because we don't have otherwise yet, she watched that now. That's what they did. That's pretty much how it is. I think. That is how it is, except for tomorrow and Monday. Yeah, we don't have otherwise yet. She's a waste of it. We have to get out, unfortunately. Has it like been, like, how has it changed everything? Like, do you, like, are you able to do things the same way? No, everything.

Everything is changed. Everything. Yeah, in a good way. Do you get sleepable? I don't feel like, I mean, I felt like I lived a really good life. Like I did everything I wanted to do, and now it's fucking over. And it's okay, it's okay, because I don't think I, I, I did everything. I did it all.

You however. I feel good. I think it's right. She's great. Your life was cut short. First, it was cut short nine years ago But I try I

I think the first six months were really difficult now It's fun. I'm guessing we have a toy in our relationship corner. It's my guess Now we're we're good now you will see that we've wanted to kill each other, but we're. Yeah, right, we're still here. We're still standing. What about what about for you, Jenny? How has it changed working for Jeff since the baby is going along? I think it's brought us closer. Yeah, Jeff engaged their amazing fathers and yeah, you get to do it together. You can Jenny, she's been on maternity leave the They're amazing fathers and yeah, you get to do it together

You could Jenny's been up. She's been on maternity leave the first baby. She was back in two and a half weeks This baby cut a nocturne her ass. Yeah, cuz she knows she's not young You know, I mean just honestly like she's a little older now. She's a little older now. This one knocked her on her ass But she looks good though That's only for the watch, what puppets audience? It's really cute. It's a live exclusive. That's the sleep beach. They have both, you know, it's been really wonderful to watch them.

They're a very career driven. But when you become a parent, I think like like it's just a game changer and so as much as as still as still as they are very driven about the business still but they're more driven about their daughter and it's wonderful. Yeah what I didn't realize is until I watched the episode in the other night I didn't realize you were holding our surrogates leg as our baby was big boy. I didn't, at the time, you're going through so much,

you don't really recollect anything. And I watched the episode and I'm like, holy shit, she's holding our surrogates leg. Because we hated each other for a while too. When? Not for a few years, if not. Now that was just five years ago. Why are you bringing that shit up?

I'm talking about that. It was just in the last time. It's like if somebody out there is going through something shitty with a friend, it can turn around. And they saw vagina for the first time. Yes, yes. How was that? It was your first time. It was your first time.

It was just for a child. That's what it looks like. That's what it looks like. That's a jesson. It was like the was your first time. I was just feeling so bad. That was what I was like. Tell us what I'm like. That was pretty much it. That's a chestnut. It was like the second and third time. And a baby. It was the third time. And it was, it was, it was only.

It was big and it was an highlight. Now I don't want to see the bottom on. It was an unwaxed shot. Obviously had to be big. A baby was coming out. Right. It had to. It was more about the fact that this head came out and it was blueish gray and I was just like

It wasn't about All of that. But it reconfirmed that you're definitely gay. I'm not going out that right Well, I don't think anybody watches a birth and they're like yeah I think I think it was Advice is reconferent. Advice following that. Yeah, is that no husband should ever walk. I advise that everybody has been down there.

You want to be behind the curtain. Yeah. Now, if you know what that means, good, if you don't, it's just you want to be behind the curtain. You don't need to see it. You'll see the baby right out. And he's even a doctor. And he still should have been behind the curtain.

He was in front of the curtain, and that was the biggest mistake I ever made. I think that it's very important. Oh, I don't think they heard you. It's fun, didn't happen. Yeah, it never happened. I'm not going to draw attention to it. Yeah, I just think that husbands need to be in front of the curtain because why should they be the only ones to deal with that? And it's very important to still find it hot.

You know, it's like climbing a mountain in marriage. Are you going to talk a week in the Utilized Shana Bedanna Badoor here? I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. I just need a, I'm just going to ask. If in my lifetime someone asked me, Shannon, if you could meet one person, politician, Academy Award actor, sports figure, one person, who would you want to meet and the answer would have been Jeff Lewis? No joke. And I started filming in my first season of the show and Tamara called me and she goes, and you know, you're going to go meet Jeff and Gage for cocktails and I said, did you, hey do you, we're going! And we went to a bar and it was like, we got thrown out of that

bar. We got thrown out. We got thrown out. We got thrown out. He came back to my house that I wasn't prepared for and he was examining it like a fine tooth call. Having gained pretty high-pitched take a few pictures. But it was over the holiday. So we ended up reading all of your holiday cards. Oh, just like- Look at this family! Have to be put this picture out there. Yeah, wait, was that-

Right, no, no. Because you know, you have sometimes you have really good-looking parents and the kid comes out, oh god, or the vice versa. Like ugly parents have beautiful kids, so I call them at it. But Shannon drank an entire bottle of butter. And fire that bottle. How did we guys do? We don't burn her up the stairs to bed.

Yeah, it was not my problem. It was not my problem, it was my problem. It was a fun moment. It was a fun moment. That's the way it should be. One of our favorite questions is origin stories. How did you guys get involved in reality shows at all? Like, what happened? How did you?

They discovered me off a tape that Jenny was trying to sell a show about she and her husband. You guys remember the ex-husband Trash Guy? Fucking loser loser right? Loser. Yeah. And they found me off of that tape because they had shot a couple, I think days of shooting and they found me off the tape and the producer came and said we wanted to show about your life.

They were like, why did we want these people? We want this guy. Yeah. No, they wanted you too, but they, yeah, but they wanted it, they wanted a real estate show. And shout out. And he talked him into it. He didn't want to do it. No, I didn't want to do it.

But he was in a fight with his subcontractor who had washed his uniform in it. He was listing this home, he had flipped, and he, remember, Vaughn. I don't know what you're talking about. Vaughn. Vaughn, is that what you're talking about. Vaughn. Vaughn. Is that what you're talking about? It's like watching the show. Is that what it is?

I watched his uniform. Yes, I remember. OK, I remember. I remember. Oh, come on. And I got you in a week moment. Yes. You just have to.

I lost my ship because I had this handyman. And we had a- Oh, that's uncommon. We had a brand new house, spec house. And the guy was working there. And he washed his clothes in my brandy washing machine. I remember I lost my shoes. It was a long time ago. I know.

10 years ago. And so the most I remember everything. That is the tape and there was the birth of flipping out. That's the origin. Now Jenny set Gage and I up. That's all I met Gage. That's good. Once a good matchmaker right there.

And I should be angry. I should be angry, but. Or really, really happy. Or really happy. And then Shannon, so how did you get involved with Real House as a Orange County? You know what? It's crazy.

I long story. They thought my friend recommended Lee for a show about Unique H crazy. I long story, they thought my friend recommended me for a show about unique homes. I never called about unique homes. And so I never called six months later, I'm claiming out the drawer, my kids go, Mom, call! So I do, she says, what we've already cast that show,

would you ever be interested in the house or a zoo don't overcasting? So I said, no, I know, I'm not interested, but I did watch. So I called her a couple weeks later and said, well, maybe I'd like to see how it works, because I was going to be 50, who would want me? And they said, call me the next day and said, can you send us a red carpet photo?

And I said, I can send you my Christmas card photo. I know. Andrew! Shout out realness. Shout out realness. And then that's how it all started. And I didn't really think I'd ever get it. but at the end, when it was down to 12, I wanted to win. We've gone far away. To what, baby! What is up?

What is up? I'm sorry. How did you start? We started. Wow, we've been going for five minutes. We're on a TV show when I get a bluetooth chandelier to send my husband up on when he missed a haze That's one of our favorite things is going David get on the chandelier One of your first episodes was that chandelier and you're like wait a minute Well, when you pay that kind of money, it better move a little bit faster. Yes.

Do you think? We will. Because now, Shanga Lear is not on a pulley, like Ben Simone, and then is on a button. But honestly, we always hit this on the podcast, at least I think we always hit it, at least it's in my mind. I feel like real houses of Orange County's, there is like a distinct line. There is like the pre-bador years. And then there are the bedor years. And Orange County has been on fire for four seasons now,

honestly. Well, see if they're, it's four. Oh, okay. It's four. Right. And we'll see if there made these season five. You never know. You never know.

Yeah. Well, there's been a lot of like instafight fighting, which is my favorite new thing about the past few years because most of it plays about insta. And I know we can't really talk too much about that. But I love watching the insta fighting. And you don't really come back all that much on that TV. I have a rule of follow-up. You're like, I'll go on Facebook live.

What's the rule? I don't know what's the rule of follow. You can't ask about, I'll go on Facebook live. What's the rule? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, cash, cash, I have reunion. Every time I have land, I'm like, reunion, break it, reunion. This is how you believe in me. Because if we're talking about origins, do you remember when Heather DeBros said, oh yeah, do you remember? I am here, a dresser next to her that doesn't get out of here. I'm here to dress, because I'm here to dress. Terry signed the contract, Heather didn't want just asking for you. Terry signed the contract.

Heather didn't want to do it, but Terry signed the contract. I didn't want to do it. We believe that bullshit. She is such a line sack of shit. I am an actress. An actress. Listen, that attitude does not fly on Malibu country, okay? I am an actress. An actress. An actress. Listen, that attitude does not fly on Malibu country, okay?

Okay. And the sea in Malibu country. Sarah Room. Sarah. The teacher lives. She's a bitch. She's a horrible bitch, she really is. Alright, next subject, Ronnie. Moving on, moving on.

Do you guys become friends with a lot of Bravo celebrities that are not on your shows? Is it just like being in a Bravo universe? Do you guys become friends with people from other housewives? Yes, I talk to Jeff, whatever. Certainly. I look at it. But I have to tell you, I found this connection with Jeff right away.

I will say that that day that we met with Tamra, I remember you saying, Tamra, I have a new favorite housewife. You did say that. Oh. Oh. And one year later, a year and a half later,

when Jeff came to my vow a new one, on his birthday, we had the same birthday. We had the same birthday. So that's not a mean something. I don't know. We're very similar. You and Jeff had the same birthday. And I knew it wasn't going to work then.

No, it works really well. I have the same birthday as Leonard Bernstein. Not the French. What a relationship. And I love, I got to be friends with Lisa Vanderpump and Hannah Longtime. That's like Robert Williams. That's a Robert family. They're lovely people.

Now how did we become friends, darling? Tell the people. Let me tell the people. Tell the people, darling. Now we were on this, we were on this weird ass new year show on Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens. When you were all hopped up on Nyquill and Kim Solsiac, she put a drink in her face.

They were drinking my face. Kim Solsiac, did? And Tammer made out with Andy Cohen. What was this show? There was Ivan! That was crazy! That was crazy! That was PSD.

I appreciate it. But Lisa came up to me that night. She's like dulling. You're so weird and fun-tested. That's my dream. She's like darling you're so weird and fantastic Your weird Lisa Vanderpump loves a broken hoe girl. Any hoe that like her. That was sweet.

That one, sweetie. Do you guys watch other Bravo shows? That's how you're like, what are your favorite Bravo shows you guys like to watch? I'll throw a view. I'm a Vanderpump rules fan. Oh my God. Yeah. All right. I, Jeff Lewis called me, I'm a Fender Pump Rules fan. Oh my god.

Jeff Lewis called me, he goes, you're up on Fender Pump Rules, right? I go, no, not. He's like, you need to tune in. So one day I was sick, and I was hooked, and we will literally text each other. He'll go, I want you at live. I'm not even waiting for the commercials. I'm watching at live. It's a good one.

It's true. I'm gonna add it. You were a waiter, right? Yes. I was a waiter. What, Jenny, were you ever a waiter? Oh, yeah. Were you? There's something you were? Did you start watching the show?

There's something about Waders in LA. Maybe. Watching it go through, there really is, because at first, when we started covering it, I was like, oh, hell no. I work with these shallow assholes. Fuck that. Well, it's like, I'm gonna have a record studio. And I was like, watch all their dreams break.

And we have been, and it's so great, it's so touching. Woo! Like it's so touching to see the next Julia Roberts in her mind eating at the growth. I am so intrigued with the Lala Kint and the NDAs. Oh, I want to get the rest of that. Well, we know who she's dating. We know the Lala Kint.

Oh, wait, you need to come in. Is it still the same guy? Yeah. Yeah. Did you have to sign an NDA? I don't know. I don't know. This is where I get in trouble from Bravo. You know what I mean? You know what I mean.

You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.

You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You know what I mean. You this to you. I'm a Laura like energy. I'm a little bigger now. What? No. If you're married, you're not with another girl. No. That's right.

You want to be with another girl. You need the marriage to go be with them. That's how she did it. Take this. Take that. And we're out. Yeah. I'm not even going to argue that obviously.

Don't. I would suggest you don't. No, no. No, you're not even gonna argue that obviously I would suggest you don't No, you're not going too, Ronnie, you're not going too I'm setting that up to say I'm really not, but I'm saying in Los Angeles, there's like, it's different, like I don't know how to say it, it's like these fucking guys Right, we got to see if she doesn't do it There is a higher divorce rate in Orange County that there is in Los Angeles. There is? 70% divorce rate in Orange County. It's a bunch of BS.

And you know what? You hear about it every day and until it hits you, it's like a knife in your heart. Oh my god. Wow, you're really positive tonight, Shannon. Well, let's try it out. I'm just trying to do it like it is. This has brought you by the Art County Tourism Board. Yeah.

Okay, so on another note, I have to tell you that I used to watch everything in anything, Robo, but I have, I'm hooked on those that below deck. Oh my God. I mean, below deck, Meg, is my first season of my deck. I was like on Tuesday night and I should have texted you. It's just below deck med guys! Yeah.

Below deck med was out of control this season. It's absolutely natural. I mean, even the ironing scenes were pretty. You can't script that kind of stuff. Would you ever go on the yacht? Would you ever go on a below deck yacht? Okay, well I just came off from Hawaii two days ago with my girls. And I took them out of dolphin experience.

It was supposed to be three hours. And the boat was doing this. And I said, John, we got to turn it around. No, I don't know if I could. Well, maybe it was big enough, but I get seasick. Yeah, but on below deck match, she wouldn't do that. She'd be like, it's a rocky boat. I'm not going to do that to you.

So we're going to all just get together and take an app and maybe Would you guys ever flip a yacht would you guys ever do something like that like renovate a yacht or don't renovate bed like I Mean if the money's right I don't money. money. I go where the money is, so yeah. You pay my quote. I'm a friend. Chargy, don't be like, oh, you want to paint something gold? That'll be $50,000. Yeah, you would, I'll tell you, Jack, you

would make a beautiful yacht interior. Yes. And some of those, some of those below deck yachts need your touch, for sure. Do you remember that was a last year on below deck mid when everything was that blue Lapis lazuli is that what it's called everything was that? Jeff would just make it tasteful and it's he's turning the grandma Shannon into more of a modern transitional kind of girl Oh, have you gone in have you gone in oh?

Yeah, I've been working with Shannon. Right, and every interview, I think it's all the furniture we bought together. And David screamed at me because we went over budget. David? David, David, David. Apparently my watch went crap and sparing some added song called the David song. Yeah, what is the David song? What's the David song? The David song is literally, it's literally just going,

David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David. I love the range of emotions we can feel through David's. Yes. We're going to make a super cut one day, just hours and hours. I can't wait. All of you have feelings. Can't wait. That's right. Can't wait.

40 to 50. I do have to give you... I do have to give you... actual and this is not a backhanded thing. Your quinoa scene this year has been my favorite fucking video. Okay, let me just say... My favorite... Quinoa is a fucking protein.

It's a great That's healthy and it tastes good That's right, Mashraus And my husband is in the fitness as you've all seen Yes SOTTER! I ROO! That's the only time you're gonna hear me say

A ROO is right here Have you gone to any of those races? No, if he would never let me. I mean, I'm going to walk with my husband. I'm going to carry fucking duck at a rock subject by driveway with him. It's not going to happen. I'm sorry, I swear twice. That's okay. It's a podcast. You can swear. You can swear. We're just going to get Jeff engaged in the next one. Yeah. So, the way you guys shoot your shows is a little bit out of the purview of the regular

like Hollywood, Bravo, offices and all that stuff. How do you even get in trouble? They always want me to be positive about the shows, Even when, and that's a problem for me, because as you know me, I'm pretty honest. And if I think your show is not good, like OC Housewives this season, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna fly off stage. Like Cyrus versus Cyrus. Oh, we're waiting. Wow, Cyrus versus Cyrus.

What do you think you want to even know it is? You know what, Mom Brick does happen this week. What do you think about that show? You're as mine or ours with Resa. Oh, the one with no payoff? What's the weather? I don't think we watched it. I didn't watch it.

We decided not to put it dark in on the wall. No, what about this? It's like they either do this house or this house. And then what would happen is like, we've decided to move to our house. And who like, well, where did that come from? Because that wasn't one of the options. Exactly. I don't understand.

I'm lost. Like, yeah, that was an amazing thing. And that was the man that had on like a face time recording in the car driving on some freeway. That was a day of. That's a show. That's a trouble, five days. This is where we get trouble. We're going to get mad at me.

So I cannot be negative. Thanks for that phone call that I'm going to get. Well, be honest. Well, it's working because you're here with all the listeners. And here's the people matter. All right. I agree. Here's the people who drive the race.

I agree. None of these are, not as people are paying me. That's true. Sorry. Also, I have to disagree. I heard you on Sirius XM, you engaged with Lee and Watt. When you took the Grammy Phillips for a while. And you guys were hilarious and with- She's not the funniest style of all the money.

We love Amy Phillips. She just did this video. Oh, Amy Phillips, let that go. Oh, sorry. Sorry, don't get serious. You're supposed to know me. go. Okay. Oh, sorry, sorry. Don't get your phone number. She's her favorite thing. Now Liam Black is the one that introduced us. Yeah.

These guys, and that's why we're here because we ran into at Liam Black's party. Yeah, yeah. You're connected. And I said you have to see what this was like. We were reluctantly accepted. We were reluctantly accepted. Yeah.

I was like, we are going to make you wait longer than anybody has ever made you wait. Yes. And you'll still like us after. He's like, that's true. Do we? Do we? Do we, what? I was gonna say, do we want to bring someone on stage and find out about why they like

Bravo? Do you like? Yes. You want to do that? Let's do that. Let's find out Raffle Bag again. Oh, it's right back right here. Raffle bag. We have this thing on our podcast called Lister Spotlight.

And someone's gonna get listened to in this spotlight live right now. They're gonna field questions from the likes of Jeff Lewis. I'm asking questions. Oh no, we're all doing it. Oh, okay. Okay. She retired Four five oh enough to say that either But it's four five nine oh eight five Did that person go home already they already left that's higher Okay, oh wait, she's right here. She's right here. She doesn't want to go on stage Yeah, it's big. There you go. Oh my goodness, that's a step up.

No, we have a body and a smile care. Travel to Okay There You Go. Sorry for the butt crack, everybody. Hey girl! Well, you're all going to see my butt crack next week, so get ready. Hi, I'll let the myth. Elizabeth. Where are you from?

Orange County. Oh! You need to ride home? Yes, I do. So what are your favorite bravo shows? OC Housewives. Go ahead and say how it's good. Low-deck Mediterranean. What was the first thing you watched on bravo? OC Housewives. See? Yeah, so good. Yes. Blow a deck Mediterranean. Wow.

So what was the first thing you watched on Bravo? OC housewives, for sure. Like what season? What was your first night? OG, OG. OG. Oh, wow. OG.

Well, I'm from OC. Too biggie. Biggie. I can't believe he's talking about that. Biggie! This is where I get in trouble because seven called me and said, chair, there's like an OC housewife show. And I watched it, and I watched a guy do pushups

in a underwear, and I stopped watching. So I think that if that episode came out today, it wouldn't make it. First episode of Orange County. Oh my gosh that was perfect. Now I'm in trouble. It's official. That's when they just did. Yeah, it was like doing pushups going I walk into stores with the black car. Was he trading for the Spartan race? So do you live? Do you live near the Yeah, the slay how long we've fallen slay

So do you live do you live near the house various housewives that ways are watching because you like to your neighbor? I live in a fish and be a hoe Oh, yeah Okay, so I just had to say really quick and I know just like shut the fuck up So yesterday my daughter had her 16th license and she wanted to go to Laguna Hills because that's the easiest place to go So I drove her I thought she straddle she straddle me I put the visor down put some lipstick on because I have a hope that the guy who's giving her the test watches the show And I blew my nose and some blood started to come out and then it started gushing out it started gushing out of my eye I was spinning it up. She called them 911 gushing out of my eye. I was spitting it up.

She called the 911 and the paramedics came. And it was like, oh, so they said, do you want to go to Mission V.A. Home or the other hospital? And I thought I was dying. I go, what's the closest? But I'm fine. Everybody was nothing. This is like a lie.

That was a great story, Shannon. Thank you. Other upper. I know. If you know that if you look at my nose right now, it's like, what? So the divorce rate is 70% North County. Thank you If you look at my nose right now The divorce rate is 70% orange County Let me just tell you let's just envision blood spewing at a Jeff loose and I don't ever wish it upon him but blood spewing out of his nose and his eye you would have been

anakin because you're like me we can it I can it right thank you for your question thank you thank you thank you you can just take the mic you leave the mic there I'm talking I'm'm done talking Jeff, love you guys So we just take random questions from the front row Yeah, we do like, let's do it two or three random questions Let's have a random question We have a random question, we have a random answer Let's have a random, oh you pick, go

I didn't want to make you get up baby I don't like getting up but I go ahead and I'm just gonna take over here. What's your name? Hey Jeff love you I love when you trash Heather but can you trash Bethany for us please. I can't because I love Bethany. Okay who do you hate on New York? Who do I hate New York? Okay, I'm not so into Tinsley, to be honest with you.

And that dress on the reunion was horrible. But I'm not into Tinsley so much. I'm sorry. What about the boyfriend? That's not gonna last, right? Tinsley's boyfriend? So together, gonna last right? Is that your boyfriend? Jeff? So together Jeff, I just read that.

He's so nice. He's from Chicago, like my husband up in the balcony. What a... That's right. West Coast! West Coast! I don't know if I can see it. Alright, let's go.

Let's go. Pick another. Alright, who else has a question? Well, I wanted to talk about this, this is my best friend Jenny. Hi, Jenny. We worked together and we have this crazy boss who was like all over the place and would flip out on everything. And she said to me one day, you thought to watch this show. There's this guy who's like our boss.

And you will love it and from that day on, we happen. Inseparable in that and watching your show. So thank you guys so much. It's been a while. That's awesome. That's awesome. You got one. You got one.

One more question. One more question. I don't know. I don't know. Oh yeah. Yeah. I got a grant. So when you guys met, who was more into who?

Actually, I think you were more into me. Oh! No, Jenny, yes. No, no. Jenny? You were more into Jenny. You were more into Jenny. I'm normally a very needy-co-dependent person.

But I was, I had a lot going on at the time. I was very distracted. It is all along. Jenny, this is a true story. I'd love to know the real story. Because we met and then it was like two weeks. And then it was like, oh, why don't you come over to this party that somebody said something. And she reached out.

And then I just want to what happened in that two weeks if there was conversations. I honestly was like nothing ever. Like, you didn't think about it. I played the rules without really knowing the rules. Because I had other stuff going on at the time. So I was unavailable. Jenny, another episode. What really happened?

If someone was unavailable, they're more attracted. That's true. I'm more attracted when I'm unavailable. He's such a politician. Now, Jenny, that's what happened. It's not what happened. Yes, it is. Now, we're going to watch what happened.

And let me tell you something. Right now, we're going to watch what happened. Who's never played the rules in her whole life is what happened. I'm gonna tell you something. Right now, we're gonna watch what happened. Who's never played the roles in her whole life is this one. Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, that triumph switch. How did it really happen? Tell the truth.

Your reaction or somebody else that has that mastered. And if she starts the, I was a virgin till I was married, bullshit, and I was leaving. Well, I was pretty bad. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Just the tip. Girl, okay, just to clarify, I said to much and he was so.

You're a bright red. I think it's funny that you're trying to play it off like you were so into him. I want to know the story. I was never heard this story. Jenny, I was just- And you were dating someone else and you dabbled them for hands. So that's true romance. That's true romance.

I did, I did know that. That's what happened. Thanks for bringing that up, Jenny. Well, it is what it is. You've got to be honest with your kids here, don't we? Thanks for bringing that up Jenny. Well, it is what it is. You gotta be honest with our chance here, don't we? That's great when I'm honest with Gage. I knew that was going to be the last blend, but...

No, that's for the question, Johnny. What more? There you go. You were so sweet, You were so sweet. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Okay, that's shadow been doing.

She's got a little question. Oh shit, look at that. Oh, you don't have to sit down on your phone. Did you? And it's texted on her phone. Do you? I'm gonna text that on your phone. Okay, remember the point. Okay, take it. Okay, you're my idol, so wow, holy shit.

This is like a three-part question. Okay, number one is Chaz Dean Gayer-Straight. I mean, really? Are you kidding me? What? Really? Number one question. I don't, I maybe that is.

I don't know. But I mean look at this Instagram. Look at this Instagram. But Sarah says, What? Okay, okay. Okay, all right. Next part.

Next part. Okay. Half of the time. I mean you guys were sure for a while. Hold it up to your mouth. Hold it. I'm going to redo that question with what did Caesar Stone actually reply to discharge? What? When Caesar Stone about the color name.

When you said that you were thinking about discharge and the shitty litter. No, it was on the show. Were we telling them about it? Yes, you suggested it. I don't think it went over there. Okay. No, he actually only thought it was for the other. The other thought it was for the other.

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It's his birthday tonight. He's rolling. Where's that? This one's free roll. Yeah. I'm going to see the one. Can you get invited? The fans ever wanted to be excited.

There was not much to for me to bring. So it's time to throw down, it's time to sing. P to the A to the R T Y, this birthday party is super fly. So raise your hands and touch the sky. Come on, LA, come on, hands up, touch the sky. Wave your arms, you much as fly, slide. Wiggle, shake the hand, touch your pants jump in the summer to the butt They did slide wiggle shake the air, tell your pants jump in the circle to the butt

They did And actually you know what I'm a fucking client Actually, you know what? I'm a fucking client. Kind of. I play Pop's for you. So as we wrap this up, we're gonna have you perform that for us, my darling. Jeff, great! Shannon, Jenny, we love you. Thank you, uh, thank you, guys. Wait a second, wait a second!

Before we end, before we end, I think, you know, as we end this show tonight, you know, you just, you know, you just, you know, this is an amazing rap. I feel like we need to hear something new and exciting. Could you not hear me, sir? Is there anything you could possibly perform with us? This is your favorite dance. That's a good name.

Oh, kids, look at this, look at this. Oh, my bad, that's... Okay, we got something. Bravo, ease it, more Bravo, cheese. Ruddy and Ben, give it to us, please. Watch what happens and take your time What the men on the bike for made crash on Take it everything, have fun, stand by the pub room

That's a week, bring it to you, better run and body Runny and Ben, tonight kick them with two flip and ben Jeff and Gage, NB, JDP, Rock and the bike And it's supposed to be, flipping out tonight When Sprit the Benerub, Cease not run, we love you all kind And who's my OG? Shed up a door Drop me a new shakaprack

So come on LA, let's watch what crepins Come on live, you know what happened Thank you What's what crepins Thank you everyone Astro party, Aflapanda, thank you! I'm gonna pay you roughly, we'll give you the website to get your own Lisa Rinna stuff, and we're gonna start throwing, so get ready now. Don't drop your glasses and be crazy.

Also, before we start this Mayhem, fucking free shit. Thank you guys for giving us a good night. Because this is a holiday weekend and you guys came out, we said that we were going to be having something fun. We're doing a scavenger hunt tomorrow, Bravo themed. It will be in West Hollywood. Teams of 4 max. You don't have to sign up find your teammates here

talk to people figure out your friends you can have two to four people per team we're gonna post the link at noon tomorrow from watch from Facebook's watch what crap ends right it'll be watch what crapatcraftPants.com slash Punch. That is going to end at 4 p.m. at the back room at Revolver Bar for a metal ceremony and an after party for everybody who came out. So be there! Okay, noon, watchWatcraftPants.com slash hunt. 4 p.m. rovolver bar and the after party, but we'll get these out. You don't throw bottles. Yes. Throw them.

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