Watch What Crappens - Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

Episode Date: September 7, 2018

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I know. In fact, you know what I saw? What was I looking at last? Oh, it was on this show. I noticed that the snowmobile on this episode one of the snowmobiles was called like Skado and I was like, oh my god it's Trixi Monkles snowmobile. She's everywhere. Yeah, she's she's a genius. I'm a genius pole. I'm a genius and lots of people have to realize about me. Once I'm dead They'll see it that I'm such a genius, but why not to see it now pole? Why not and Brandy? What did you adopt about bubby bby Squee-dee So we start back in Pever Creek where the ladies are on vacation

They've just had this drunken fight about bashing babies and they were showing a clip from this fight and Cameron goes, would you and your husband came down the stairs with the real alive baby? What a hilarious way to put it, fucking Cameron. You look live baby. Oh, that's crazy. This fight is priceless and I think that the editors of this show are really realizing what they have in Cameron because probably 70% of this episode is just Cameron talking heads, because she's such a dope. Yeah.

She, you know, I mean, I've long held the banner up for Cameron and she just cracks me up. Like whether she's talking or reacting, I'm cracking up. Because when she reacts, she just purses her lips together and like cocks her head to the right and does like this exaggerated nod. Like, mm, I'm listening, but I deeply disagree. And her way of disagreeing is nodding, yes, which is the best.

But she tilts her head so far, like she angles it, like 90 degrees, so she's nodding, but it does, it could be interpreted as shaking your head, you know. I hurt my neck, I was doing it right now. Why? No one can see me. I do the same thing. People don't realize, because we record over Skype, that like if I'm like making fun of someone stirring a bowl

or something, I'm sitting here at my computer, like, making pantomime, I'm stirring a bowl, but no one can see me. I don't know why I'm like making fun of someone stirring a bowl or something, I'm sitting here at my computer, like, make pantomime stirring a bowl. But no one can see me. I don't know why I'm doing it. But it's like, I need to get it out of my system. So it's the next morning after this epic bashing a baby fight. And Brandy and Stephanie are in the room. And, you know, Brandy sober, because she's whispering, she's like, Oh my god, I need to brush my teeth.

That's definitely like, I brush my twice, and it's still like disgusting. Feel disgusting. Oh, by the way, I feel like, you know, I You know we've been on like we've been really feeling Stephanie this season I mean we've always liked her but I feel like we've been I feel like Stephanie is like people in general just like you know what I love Stephanie and You know we talk about Travis a lot how he looks like he's about to pop a van in his forehead like But I want to give credit, which is that I believe that his company just rolled out this new policy

that they are like, I think funding school, like education for the employees, like, employees kids or something like that. Something do gooder, which I want to say, whatever it is, whatever vague do gooder thing you're doing. Thank you, that was nice Travis. Now look less abusive on TV. I'm not. That was nice Travis now look less abusive on TV

Got him so dandara and liana getting ready Which basically means whipping out sidewalk mix to put on their eyelashes This show has the biggest eye lachel if you will No, spackle is what you heal you heal wall holes with, you know. Like you put it in the wall. Yeah, this is full on just like asphalt. Yes, there's like little stones in this, you know. So they're putting on their makeup and Dan just like, with you miss all the fun.

That's not missing. I'll tell you this. Okay, here's what happened. One girl said something about a baby. And the other girl said, stop bashing baby. The other girl said, I'm not bashing baby. It's how you dare you say I'm bashing baby. And the other girl said, God damn it,

you better get your shit together, Missy. And then the other girl said no, soft patches. And Lian's like, this is why I can't drink because I get caught up in this. I'm like, no, that's why you should be drinking because we need you caught up in this. We need you just like getting a finger and Stephanie's face to me like, no, that's why you should be drinking because we need you caught up on this. We need you just like getting a finger and Stephanie Stacey me like listen little scubi-doo driving car lady. Guess what?

Don't bash babies What didn't say it? I mean, it's it at Liam This is she goes this is why I don't drink She don't that fucking balls. It's like, yeah, sleeping pills in ear plugs. Don't see us. So that is what we call an alcohol related tragedy. Yeah. So then we, you know, this is cross cut with Cameron and Kerry sitting at like the kitchen island. Cameron, who basically just looks like a giant oval snowball. She's so, her skin is so alabaster and her hair is blonde and her pajamas are white

that the camera literally just cannot even pick her up. It's just like a little ponytail, like dabbling in a cloud. So she's talking to Carrie and she's like, Stephanie said that I was bashing in adopted child like doesn't she know that's beneath my standards because I have heels that are higher than your standards. Did she say bashing? Because like she said badgering. Bashing you're seriously with the same bad dream bad dream or she say bad dream bad dream and then we get the

shame also carry you heard that because you kept calling her a badger yeah yeah sure whatever bad badger

badger that was funny and then when I said badger we're trying to do that game badger badger badger you ever see catty shack

that's where I got my joke badger well I'll tell you this honey bad badger, Duke of a fart. Okay. Honey basher does give up. Who said I bashed honey? I love honey. It's great in tea and you can drink tea at high elevations because we're going to burn

it off. It's like living in celery. So, it's okay. Because that's what they always say. If you eat celery, it burns more calories than it costs to eat it forever. Yeah. So then we see this clip of the fight.

And Stephanie says, The sin, we're not gonna bash her over adopting a child, okay? Which, in itself, even though that is what she said it's still stupid Nobody was abashing anybody for adopting a child, okay? Yeah, so then Cameron misheard it of course and then she goes I admit That I completely lost my temper and that was wrong But she needs to admit that the words she chose were completely unacceptable. She literally used a preposition and you didn't hear it and like that's the that's an unacceptable

preposition omission I guess for her for Cameron. I lost my temper. I nodded extra hard normally I nod like haha but I nodded extra hard. No man, not like But I nodded like Curious like um obviously those words should have been like those words shouldn't have been said And I know it hurt your feelings and it could be afforded if the combo doesn't get escalated and when you keep talking It gets escalated and then you know you do You keep talking, it gets escalated. And then, you know what you do? You keep talking.

Then, you talk. You talk, so. Fashing? You're protecting Stephanie for the words she used. Got it. I'm not protecting anybody. Okay. Not.

There's no excuse for people to use poor words. I am not protecting her. Okay, that's not what I'm saying. Dumb blondes, use poor words, smart blondes, use every word. And then she just sips her coffee and she tells Carrie, I don't believe you. And then she has a shake. It's always bad when she goes from the nod to the shake like that.

Yeah. So back to Stephanie and Brandy's room. Brandy's like, I can't thank you enough for standing up for me. But was she like being about to be tossed into volcano is like, were they like facing down Sauron or something like that and like, and like Stephanie like jumped and like, like, attacked the spider that had wrapped Brandy up in like a cobweb. If I'm only, and she's like, I never said, bashing babies, but she heard one thing in her head and she won't let it go. Okay. And then Stephanie looks like she's going to cry, but just so this show and Randy's like I'm so sorry that she's mad about you about this. I feel like we should talk about it Let's get closer and talk quieter

She's the lowest energy house wife of all time, okay, and we've sat through a season of Teddy. I'll take it. So, uh, so that the camera is still like, I just don't understand a situation where you can't tell your friends you have the baby. I've never heard of anything like this in my life. Like, she is obsessing over it in the most hilarious way. And when we were on reality checked yesterday on Amy Phillips' show, a listener called in

who is an adoptive parent. And she was like, listen, until everything goes through, until it's like dotted lines, until the baby, you're basically, the baby is in your arms. Like you don't know if you're getting that child because it can be up to the, like you can be in the, in the delivery room and the parent decides they want to keep the baby and then all that work, it's for nothing. So it is actually a very nerve wracking time

where you just don't know and you're just not going to say something. So Ron and I, of course, we're just like two dumb guys. So we're like, oh, we get it. Well, they just explained it so easily on the show. The way they explained it, Stephanie two dumb guys. So we're like, oh, we get it. Well, they just explained it so easily on the show. The way they explained it, Stephanie's like, well, I was shopping and then I got this call because I know somebody in adoption. They were like, we have a baby and it's a ginger. So do you want it for your friend? And I was like, sure. And so I came and they had this, you know, little box outside of the door. And I just picked it up, you know, left a dollar bill and gave it to her. It's like, okay, well, if you're gonna explain it like that, you know, but then it gets into this camera and will not let it go. And carries like, it was her choice and that's it, okay?

You know, like every time she does that, it's screws with cameras in her wiring. She's like, every time she goes, little, little Cameron's, oh, it's her choice. Done. But why? Because it's her choice. But why? Just accept it. I exashing.

Exashing. And then, you know, Carrie is like, you know, you just like grab onto something and you do not let go. And they show the montage from last year of a brandy giving gifts to everyone, but Cameron, and just seeing that montage, just filled me with so much joy because it was her like three times a row going,

oh, so you're gonna give a gift in front of me, but not to me. Oh, you're gonna, oh, so you're gonna give it. Brandi just gave a gift to Stephanie right in front of me and didn't give me something. Oh, Brandi of the gift giving in front of me. It's so great. So great. Did you get that from things not remembered? Did not remember to give me a gift. So here's like, Patrick, Patrick,

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, meanwhile, Carrie has done her makeup with a glitter crayon. I don't know what Carrie's makeup was, but it's not it's not meant for cross dyes. I'll say that. Just like you had to light it the cross dyes. Yeah, you have to use every view beauty for the cross dyes. So Carrie, Carrie Basley is like, listen, Cameron, sometimes if you don't get the answer that you want, you just like let it go and then like come back, like come back a little bit later, but like you know what,

I just need some clarity or some closure on this, but like don't like press on it. So Cameron's like, um, yeah, but it was like, only a one minute long conversation. So like what's the appropriate time frame for when I should circle back? Like when should I do that? Be like, okay, a minute's pass.

Can I ask you about this again? Can I put more change in the meter? Yeah, I mean can I buy more time? I want more or should I just keep my question inside me forever? I should just be like censored by you is that way I should you doing it right now? Everyone goes I don't understand You're doing it right now. Bzzz, bzzz'm seeing straight for the first time. So, I'm down. Cross my eyes. Dan Dra and Leanne are both in the bathroom still getting ready. I mean, those eyelashes take

a long time. Like, here is getting installed everywhere. It's like in the back of the head, on the eyes. Like, it's just like, they are, they're like, well it's we're it's cold up here so we have to add an extra layer of hair yeah dandruff and lian in the gg's extension factory i mean to talk to brandy because after that last conversation i was pissed off and i just want to have fun and lian's like yeah you gotta be so direct with them girls. It ain't funny. I like the fact that there's a way to be direct with them. That is funny. I was I was direct with them. I was funny, but our copy so direct. It's not funny anymore. So look at me taking a part of a common idiom. Gotcha. English.

You call me an idiom. So they all gather in the by the front door because because Cameron's called them all together. Hey guys We want to go snorkeling. Yeah, it's not like I want to go snowmo be mean Snorkel snowing Snowmo be lean that says it Snowmobileine, that's how she says it. She's like the feeling I feel icky about last night. I shouldn't have threatened Stephanie about kicking her out. I just hope next time when she has a little cocktail, she uses better words.

It's so obnoxious, I love it. It's like just when a moment when you think she is, she's like, I love when someone declares like just when a moment when you think she is she's like I love when someone declares that they're gonna be the bigger person and then immediately is the smaller person. That's like my favorite thing in the world. So they get in the van and it's super quiet. Yeah. And Liam's like not playing. Oh god four wheels and everything wow Rod and luxury, huh? At least it's a good data snowmobile snowmobile I have a lot of I have a lot of high snowmobile standards This sun's out at least it's not gonna be cold and brandy's like for snowmobile

Hey, Cam last night. I think I was so emotional because I wasn't understanding what was happening. And I thought targeted. And then Camerons. Nasty. Funny. Yeah. She like, it goes back.

Like, it's like a pez dispenser about to like assault you with a pez. Like, here it comes. Pez. And she does like a big squ pet. Like, here it comes. Pes. And she does like a big squint. Like what's great about cameras that when she squints, she squints her mouth too. So she's like does like eye squint, eye squint, lip squint.

And she's like, mm, no, we're butt clenches too. It's like a force. It's like everything that can squint squints. Why would you say you're targeted when we weren't even playing archery brandy? I don't even get that Why would you even say that about me? That's just crazy But I feel like you were making it about yourself and not about me and I was so confused. I haven't cried that hard since I was a kid I mean take a seat

Brandy take a seat Cameron made you cry. Cameron wasn't even, Cameron was just like, why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? She was being irrational and ridiculous, but come on now. It's not like she said that you are like,

you know, full of evil. I don't know, like, which I wouldn't make you cry either, but like, she could've said a lot worse in life. Yeah, I'm Randy, please. You're married to Brian, okay? You you've cried you've cried way harder than this Okay, we saw you in that taco shop or wherever he left you at when you were fighting Kids got kicked in the school after you want that stripper pull

So cam's like I wasn't trying to be me and girls It was just like out of being left out and then I was confused. Then I had questions. Cameron's like, and furthermore, hold on, 60, 59, 58, 57. Carrie says I have to wait a minute before I go further. It's like pay for whatever. Anyway, so I like when I go to the drop it. I think it's amazing what you did the way you got that baby from either bash and Stephanie I have nothing bad. I just didn't like the way you said stop bashing Brandy's baby. Stephanie is like, oh my god. Me one of the drivers like, hey guys,

I love this song by baby bash. Oh my god, you're doing it too, driver. No, but Stephanie is like, baby, baby, baby, baby. Oh, I hate this song oh Amy it's like Amy grants doing it to me also and Justin Bieber and TLC so yeah so Stephanie's like well what I thought I said to you was that like you shouldn't be bashing Brandy about adopting a baby, but I guess maybe you thought I

said you should stop bashing a baby. I don't know. Which is funny because this is like yeah, I can't remember. It's like, oh, well you need to choose your words wisely. So, I'll just. And then, Dan, Dore, tells us... I get it. Brandy is mad at me about an interview about Adderall. And words mean things, okay? You can't just hear what you want to hear. So now, girls, can we just take a time, ma'am?

Because I was there and I heard everything, okay? And sometimes you take something and you run with a dog on a bun camera and you just never stop, okay? You're reading into it. And I'm proving that by wearing my reader glasses as I talk to you about this. Ding dong, Dr. Leanne is here.

Now I'll take over. Thank you, Deandra. Okay, let me clarify this now. All right, you're focused on words and not her intention. Okay? Boom. Drop some knowledge on you. Of course, Leanne brings up like murder cases, you know, it's like, well, intent to murder or with some ass-later SV Leanne criminal intent

Leanne in order criminal intent Leanne in order. Thank you for that question. Chichon Now let me jump in here on Leanne. Well, I think whatigh Ann is trying to say is you just got to get over this camera. You are like a dog with a bone. I'd like to jump in on Deandre jumping in on me. Is the intent of the bone to be in someone's mouth? Because if so, then that's okay. No, I'd like to jump in now.

I'd like to add an objection to Leigh Ann. Okay, you know what? Y'all have to shut up. Okay, I've had too much right now. Or I'd like to jump in now as well. The bone has something to say. And we should listen to what the bone has to say. Okay, I'd like to jump in the well on behalf of the bone.

Like, don't care about a bone, Leanne. No one cares about a bone. What are you getting married? Well, that's what the bone wants to know. That bone needs to choose its words more wisely. Okay, and Cameron's like, yeah, but maybe I didn't mean to say it, but when you're in the moment, and Leanne goes,

I'll get it. Hello. Uh, which is like when they should have inserted the montage of Leigh Ann throwing classes at walls on threatening to murder. Exactly. By the way, and I have to applaud Stephanie for having like a salient, uh, you misheard me argument because on, uh, uh, earlier in the night on the real house of New York We had Bethany's version which was okay, you thought I said you're a drunk But what I was really saying is like you're drunk, but there was an A in there like like yeah, that drunk up

You're a drunk up. Yeah, you're a drunk, but I meant you're a drunk. I'm like see Stephanie. That's the better version of it Where she actually used a whole word about yeah Stephanie very she chose her words See Stephanie, that's the better version of it. Where she actually used a whole word about... Yeah. Stephanie, very... She chose her words. So then she goes, girls, I'll stop trying to pick on you. K. K. So now that that's done, we're moving on to the itinerary.

I've put a lot of work into the itinerary. The itinerary. The itinerary. The itinerary. I'm a beginning. First up on the itinerary is the new the bill. I also have to say by the way, a lot of people commented this commented about this online

and we didn't mention it last week, but I think we should mention to say that we did read what you say and Totally for me. I totally agree, which is that Camerines earrings do look like used condoms. I do agree. Yes Yeah, they really do yeah, so she's like um, I put work into the itinerary Okay, some girls can go shopping rip. Wait, is this the part where she does? No, it's not that. She didn't see that like God fucking camera. She would go on about in it. She would rehearse it though. She was just like

tomorrow, I'm going to do the rip thing and everyone's going to love it. But they show props. Yeah. So they show up, they get into all their, you know, stuff for the, all their gear to go snowmobiling. And then they go out to get like a little lesson and the instructors like, all right, this your button, this your safety ejection seat and Leanne just struts away she goes, oh God, Jesus, Jesus. He's like just kidding. There's no ejection seat.

It's like, God, man. Oh God. Just kidding. There's no injection seats like I was getting flashbacks that time I got ejected from the salt and pepper shakers at the carnival So there you go snowman beaming and basically Stephanie and Brandi are typical Stefan Brandi Stephanie's like, huh? It tricks a lot Brandi's like's like, it really feels good on your vagina. Far, fight vagina. That's a make sure a fart and vagina. Yeah, and then this is where Cam says the thing that you loved, where she goes, everyone thinks I'm a delicate snowflake, but what they don't know is that I'm an avalanche of fun. I'm so much fun to have this set of alarms,

and everyone has to get out of the way, and everyone's scared of my fun. I'd appreciate it if Brandtian Stephanie would stop putting me in the ejection seat, because that's a rejection seat, and it hurts my feelings. Man, it's actually an ejection C because that's a rejection C and it hurts my feelings. Man, it's actually an ejection C. No, you said rejection. That's not nice. You said I reject C babies. Next time, next time choose your words more nicely.

Sneel mobile man. Stephanie's like, I'm not a good driver. Travis says it. If I get one more ticket, I'm gonna have to get my driver. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She said if he gets if he crashes, it gets another wreck. Travis is gonna get a rescue. We do many event, which I don't see how that fixes anything. I think that makes her more dangerous. I also like Stephanie is one of those terrifying women because in Texas, little tiny women drive the biggest fucking trucks you've ever seen in your life. I don't even think they make a math size in other states. So if you're a bad driver and you're in a huge car like that, that's a mass murderer.

It's not just a little murderer. That's a big murder. She's driving one of those trucks that you see coming out of a quarry You're like damn that wheel's the size of my house Malfs of trucks on day. I like Leanne would do the voices for a monster truck. I like I like I thank you for asking that question truck That question truck. Leanne. Leanne, when she's on the snowmobile, she's like,

Dandra, if you kill me, I swear on the Bob all come back and haunt your ass forever. And she's like, well, to be fair, I'll think I'll do that anyway, no matter what. Just for the fun of it. Well, you can hot me all you want. You're going to be drinking your greens at a top hatch. Tell you that, go slam. I like that we found lian's true fear like she seems like she's been a fearless person for a few you know a few years now it's like nothing scares lian she's tough as shit you

know but then this time she's like snowmobiles are scary as fuck can't just go over cliff people don mountains not a mountain oh of course she's afraid of a mountain you can't slid a mountain throat no you can't you can't strangle a mountain. Oh, of course, it's a great amount and you can't slid a mountain throughout. No, you can't. You can't strangle a mountain. It's time for commercial. It's time for it. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Brandy we okay man. What's the deal? Yeah, I like that I like that. That's like her way of like okay. Let's just skip right to the resolution But I have to say I don't like you spreading rumors and I did take it personally and I thought wow she thinks I have a problem why wouldn't she come to me. First of all you do take out her also shut up with this Randy and she never even said your name okay. Yeah I'm kind of anti-brandy in general but this is why it's this kind of shit. Brandy makes up random shit about people and then tries to turn everybody on them And now she's saying, oh, okay, now I have a chance to turn this girl against Leanne and so she's gonna go for it

Like she's she's silent but deadly just a couple Yeah, if I have to listen to her or snicker over like the word gaseous or fart one more time I'm like just going to throw snowman be a lot of them out in myself because It's like we get it Brandy like it was sort of cute season one with a poop like sort of barely and now it's like Mmm, I feel like we can do better. We can do better than left get the word gaseous. So dandruff's like basically I need this girl to be nice to me, because I don't want everybody to hate me.

Like, who am I gonna hang out with, Cam, and nicely, and like, this isn't gonna work. So, it's like, you know, I can see how it was taken at a context, even though I never said your name or even hinted about you or even thought about you, but I'm a spitt. And, you know, things flattered my mouth, and I heard her feelings. And I said, I'm sorry. And you know what? I have AD my math and I heard her feelings and I said I'm sorry and you know what I have ADD2

Now I get it. It's like oh great. Maybe you asked her about her. You know she has ADD just like you right So she's like now that I know that she has ADD, I get what she would worry about people of using the medication. Okay. So then they decide that they're just going to make friends, you know, and then Deandra is like two, she's a little bit too into it, which makes her kind of like the nerdy girl at school just wanting to be accepted. And she's like, I wanted to let you in.

That's for sure. You're spitfire and I'm a spitfire, but But you're Spitfire with red hair and I can spitfire. Because you're Spitfire and I'll spitfire. I don't blame your friends. We are friends. We are friends now. Look at me, mother. I have friends. Guess what, mother? I have friends. I have real life friends now. And, Liga, thank you, Jesus. But we know that this is the beginning of the Leanne wall of China crumbling down Yeah, I mean it's basically what happened last season, right? Like Leanne it's sort of sort of like Leanne Started out his friends with Brandy and then Brandy started becoming friends with Stephanie again

And then Leanne was left in the dust and when Leanne gets left in the dust Nobody puts Leanne in the corner because she will claw that corner till it falls down and then it's just a wall. So we'll leave the entire town in dust. Yeah. So Brandy's like, um, oh, let's see. Blah blah blah. Okay, so they go to the lodge. Yeah, and they're all doing shots. Mm-hmm. They're doing shots. Things are already going crazy because they decide to like, Brandy and Deandra decide to mix their shot of fireball with tequila terrible idea why are you guys drinking fireball anyway i do not like this proliferation of fireball on these shows like i am so over fireball like my least favorite thing is when someone says like hey

do you want a shot of fireball no why would i want to have a shot of fireball it's disgusting i been loving that fireball i've been having it again at live shows, because it's like a Bravo thing. So everybody's like, Fireball. Well, it's kind of funny, because it actually is and disgusting. Can I watch my self-act? Well, it's delicious.

It's a sweet cinnamon thing, but the concept of it, it's like, you know what it is? It's like a perfectly lovely cinnamon moment, but it comes exactly when I don't need it. Like the moment someone offers me a fireball shot, it's like, oh, I don't want to have a big cinnamon moment, but it comes exactly when I don't need it. Like the moment someone offers me a fireball shot. I was like, oh, I don't want to have a big cinnamon moment right now. You know, it's like it's never there when I need it to be.

You know, it's like, I don't know what I can compare it to. Like something lovely that arrived me like, oh, it's, you know what it is? It's like taking a shit after a shower. It's like, this is, I really need this, right? This is really nice, but I just took the shower. That is such a gross way to put it, especially after we just election brandy about only talking about Pete. Yeah, but I did it in the way of making a point.

I wasn't talking about poop for the sake of poop. I wasn't saying, I wasn't talking about poop to be like, isn't it funny that I just mentioned poop? I'm doing it in a way, I was like trying to make it a relatable experience. Like one of those things like, I just don't need this right now. You know what else I don't mean? Liam's showing up in an Erica outfit for her interview section. She's wearing one of those little Erica tiaras, okay?

And it looks like a dollar store version of the Erica version. Well, and Liam, I like you. Don't be an Erica. Don't put that in your hair. I don't like it. Get it out. The difference is that I think that Liam has earned that tiara. Okay.

She has taken a show, put it on her shoulders, punched the show in the face, kicked it in the groin, put it back on her shoulders, and then became friends with a show, and then threw it back down on the ground, sat on it, picked it up again, and then went on to hermovative teeth. Yeah, she like, she earned that, okay, she earned that. Erica just showed up, was like, oh, I've got a tear, because it's not like cool look. No, you are not my queen, Erica. Leanne is a queen. She's one of the queens of Bravo, which is funny because we're going to talk about

that in a moment. But, god, I'm really, I'm on a tear right now Ron. You have to hold me back I'm like something happened to me like something about that fireball discussion got me wound up Fireball poop after showers and teeth tears. There we go So Leanne's like, I would do it here, but I'm just gonna do the lady's hit because I'm a newly an I'm gonna do a lady's hip because I'm a newly an DONG! Uh, especially, it's like, I'll figure, oh, no, Cam says this.

I figured the girls would be hungry after snowmobiling. I thought being on a high altitude, because you can keep eating, but your body can't gain weight. Yeah, I'm like, yes, I like that, because we're coming to Colorado next week. Please. I'm just gonna stand there like a giant star and be like take it Go away fat. I'm just my hands will be out of stretch my legs that stretch be like a vapor age a I'm gonna prove that wrong that's for sure Yeah, also

I also like how how excited Cameron was for herself for pre-ordering the food You know, she's like I I pre-ordered the food and she got them all like burgers that like no one touched. They were all like pecking at little pieces of it. Yeah, they were really going, they were being careful to show Cameron eating a lot in this. Yeah, they were. Which goes to show that she really does believe that

because she's a little rail, you know. Yeah, so, I'm like, I've got a game to play. If you were trapped in the snow, would you eat a friend? Oh, this is my favorite game. Who would you eat in the snow? I would eat them while they're already alive or would you wait for them to die first?

And how would you kill them? Uh-huh. You should eat me. I would start with my butt. It's so big. My butt's so big in me. I would start with my butt. It's so big. My butt's so big in me. I'm like, yeah, we need Stephanie. We'd survive for a week. Yeah.

It'd be great. I already know what sort of one I bear with her. Or piss. Where are we fat-saving Stephanie? She's not fat. No, they did it. Yeah. I think it's that more like they just felt like she'd be like succulent

They should be like a good cut. She's like the wagyu wagyu of housewives and dangerous like I would have to be brainy Could brain disease of right-hid and she's spicy and I like spicy. Yeah, I could grow a spitfire Cuz I can spit fire in your spice and come with me and their friends. Friends, new best friends, new best friends. Like my new best friend, mom. I got friends. Can't shame me anymore for that, mom. So this is when I do the fireball on Tequila thing.

And I wrote down why good Lord. And then then they're like, you know what? It's not so bad. Do you like it? You like it, Brady? I like it. I like it too, best friends. Spitfire grill. Spitfire it too, what's friends?

Spitfire grill. Spitfire. Was that what that was called that movie spitfire? Oh fried green tomatoes. It was that went to the spitfire grill I think fried. Well, there was a movie called the spitfire grill which won a Sundance award One like a great fake now to be friends with sons sons dancing Spitfire grill. I'm looking it up. Look at that. Let's find out. Oh, there was a movie. Yeah, which I wasn't telling you But I want to know about fried cranks made. I can't believe you might have been doubting me about my knowledge at the spit fire grill I would never I was never would you believe it? Pranoid are looking me in the eyes right now. I always knew what that movie was me in the eyes right now. I always knew what that movie was. I was Spitfire Girl, Fried Green Tomatoes does not come up at all.

So there you go. Well that's too bad because it would have been a wonderful addition to that movie. Yeah, glad you guys waited around for that. I was excited. Okay, so let's see, back at the place I put, Brandy calls her mom. Yeah, her mom was like not in her contacts. Did you notice that they had to blur out her number because her name like Brandy's mom wasn't if her mom her if her mom was in her contacts her name would have shown up on the phone and they wouldn't have had to blur it out but instead it was numbers so you could see like three not three digits three digits four digits blurred out

and I was like she doesn't even have her own mother in her contacts. So brandy to a member of us. Is this a phone or is she just shading her mother? I'm under cover. So she calls her mom, she's like, hi mom, the mom's like, we're in Target, Brooklyn had a major meltdown. Okay, so I had to bring her to Target by shit.

She saw all that red stuff, all those red targets and she's like, mommy, mommy, mommy, I had to bring her to target my shit. She saw all that red stuff all those red targets And she's like mommy mommy mommy. I had to tell her it's not your mother just regular targets Well, she's but Bruno's me just keep looking at me and calling me mama and Brandy's like well If you need to have a mental breakdown, it's okay because I had one last night and the mom's like click Like I'm not gonna listen to your mental breakdown I'm taking care of your fucking babies. You want to talk about a mental breakdown to me? Get out of here Your child just had a tantrum in front of the crubs machines, okay?

You guys I'm still furious with Brandy and it's like so stupid. I don't even know why I'm listen No, we're it's like we're on a tear right now because you're mad at Brandy and I'm still like Furious about fireball and I'm actually mad now you made me mad at myself for not coming up with a better analogy than a shit after a shower Like I could have done better. I could have done sour save me. No, it's not you. It's me and like you know No, but we're podcasters and That's what people say when they break up. No, but we're podcasters, and we're in people's ears, and they deserve better. But sometimes we talk so fast, and then I get distracted by a moth flying by that.

I just lose it. I lose it as in, like, I lose my words. OK, there's a screen door. OK, I get it. All right. No, it wasn't. Totally wasn't those in your head. You're even hearing things now

I'm so sorry I was just needing a cigarette cuz you were talking about pooping It's like Pavlov's Pavlov's poop dog. Okay, so If you want if you want lean back and take a drag I can rant about something no, I'm done I only have like a halfie, so I just half eat it. And then I was like, you know what, I deserve better. I deserve better than how I treat myself. Okay guys, glad we all came to this decision. I wish you would choose your cigarette brakes better.

Oh, where are you saying I'm bashing my bros? So later, the girls get drunk and they're all at the house. And Brandy is like kind of massaging to Andrew and getting sexy with her and she takes off her shoes and then puts her feet in between her boobs I'm like oh Fun like swinging Richard it's all over again. Yeah, actually it looked like a more It looked like a at least at least Brandy's At least Brandy's lap dance and involved some sort of emotional investment

It's so fun hanging out with someone who's not Legan for once right am I right Legan am I right? It's definitely like this is fine, but I need to go to Italy to find my family because like This is fun, but I need to go to Italy to find my family because like We're going to Italy and then they show a clip of her talking to Travis on the phone He's like, oh, we're having a great time honey. We're at the third biggest church in the world Yeah, he's like And he just hear like a clatter. Well not anymore just knocked it down. He's the best like wreck at Ralph We're at the third biggest church. Was the third biggest church. Notre Dame more like Notre Dame. Am I right? Notre Dame is more like Notre Dame.

Sistine Chapel more like sissy chapel. I'm alright everyone So Stephanie and Brandy the next morning you're in there room again and Brandy's back to whisper mode She's like you missed it last night to Andrew and Leanne were screaming and this is where Brandy always wins me every again Yes, we too it was she was this was better than that stupid thing last year where she pretended to be Leanne. This to me was actually like one of Brandy's best moments of all time. Yes. So her amitations are perfect. She's imitating Deandra and then Leandra fighting over who's the queen of the group. Yeah. And she impersonates, and she impersonates, she's like, so basically Leanne and Deandra

were in each other's faces and, and Leanne was was like bitch, you don't you know that ain't true. I am the queen. She like did it perfectly. And then Dan was like I'm not and she's like moving her head like them and everything. Brandy you're really good with that and I've just choose one of those. You go with it. Yeah, be the impersonator. Like stop with the okay, this is the note. Okay, Brandy because we do like you still even though you know, we will rant, we rant because we love, okay, we are like two little decimences, okay, gays decimences, aka decimence, and basically, do the impersonations because that's funny. Also, I am so livid that we did not get to see Deandra and Leanne, like, you know, have like a pissing match over who is the queen of the show?

Because that's what this was about. Like, who is the queen of Real House, as a Dallas? And as much as I love Deandra, and I do love her, and she's been so great as an addition, I mean, Leanne's the queen of the show, right? I mean, she's like one of the top, she's probably like a top five Real Housewife. I mean, she's like,

I don't think you can be the queen when you came on later. Like, the queen of the queen, you know? Yeah, and we're not saying that like we have a good relationship with Liam. We love Liam. So I want a full disclosure. We we we're pulling out with her. We drank she came to our show.

We say this would like true like no bias like like she's the green like it's. It's that's just it's just a fact. It's not fight, but it's also hilarious that that's their fight. And I would never think that Andrew would even be in that fight. Like I would think that she'd be like, you're chaos. What is stupid fight? You put your mouth in her interpretation of it.

She does say that. She's like, we're fighting. And Lians tell me the queen. I'm like bitch, the queen of what? What are you talking about? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm sorry. Are you the heir to the hard've ever heard in my life. I'm sorry. Are you the heir to the hard night?

Good morning, Empire. I don't think so. I don't think so. OK. Do you know what L20 to you? Do you know what L20 to you is? You can have a hard night hard morning. OK.

And I love that I was brandy as telling us the stuff. Steph is just cracking up in bed. She's like us. She's just like, cannot control. Because she knows exactly what it was like. She's like us. She's just like cannot control. Because she knows exactly what it was like. She can already tell. And then talk about age-shaming. Stephanie and Brandy do it every time. She's like, that is the thing I've ever heard. I mean, just a ground within. Like 50 year old women. I think over a crown.

The 50. 50 year old women I think over crown 50 Isn't that when you're supposed to fight over a crown by the way? I mean, I know I just started to give them a thrones, but isn't it like you're supposed to reach 50 and be like okay I'm supposed to be queen now and you're like why am I not queen okay? I'm gonna fight yeah So at breakfast definitely like I'm excited about you at a label and camera like okay girls I'm excited about you, Lable and camera. It's like, okay girls, today you can do anything. I'm calling it a free day. Yeah, it's not a free day.

Like, wow, what a novel concept. She's like, I have a free party. I have a free party. Yeah. So she starts ripping up literal paper and she goes, Carrie, guess what, Rip, you can go skiing. Yeah, guess what, Rip, you can strengthen the church mass. Stephanie, guess what? You can go snowmobieving.

And Yili. There's one requirement. You must show up for dinner and choose your words wisely. Sister and he's like, bye. She's like, yes, definitely is like, bye now. So Brandy and Cameron are hanging out. Brandy comes into camera dream while she's putting on these weird eye under eye things. So she looks crazy as ever. And you know, Brandon's just waiting for her to put something on her face before she walks in, you know.

Yeah. Her look is stupid as possible. It's a good power move, actually. So she goes, I thought it would be funny. Does he make Leanne and Tander enter a pageant. So Cameron's like, wow, I'm so honored to be a fellow judge. Which is, it is kind of a big deal level in our friendship Wow, I feel like I'm close enough that now she would tell me about a baby

Even though we were at that level before but she didn't realize it So Brandy and Dan Draer doing shots again and Liam's like you guys do them them I can't check that on basis good today and my rod spit fire oh you like him okay I like him too I think they're better than yesterday they're better brandy they're better I swear I swear we're best friends now there's one river that rose through this tan of friendship the river of co-ho I just want to say that I just pulled a muscle in my back doing a Deandre impersonation. I pulled one in my throat. Oh, that's the worst old to do this. Like that once I once had an aggressive sneeze like two years ago and it like pulled a muscle in my throat and like for like five days it was like the terrible sore throat like those nothing to give a relief because the things I give it relief like tend those those things like deal with

colds and like back whatever's in whatever's causing the cold But this was like a muscle thing and it was pain. So I'm sorry for you Yeah hurt because I was tilting my head like Cameron than I yelled like Deandra and like pulled me out Oh, wow that was because no dry and like pull the mouse all. Oh, wow. That was because you know, basically when you when you tilt like Cameron, but yell like Deandra, you basically invite Leanne into your throat.

And that's what happened. Yeah, Leanne hurts. Yeah. Oh, you land you the ender throat. So Leanne and Dandra go shopping in Dandran. Brandy. What do I say? Leanne Dandran Brandy goes.

Brandy and dandruff. And so appropriate. Like, well, now there were best friends of us while getting married. That's where we go to Vail. And they all a little Vail comedy for you. I like how I'm shaming Brandy about like, be funnier. And I'm like, let me make a really, really stupid joke

about Vail. Also, where was Landon? Where was Landon? Don't even make me do a landon after my throat hurt ears. Some people are just like Vale people. Some people are Aspen people. Those people suck. Oh my god. Fuck that girl. I forgot about her. So they go into this like cowboy hat store and there's some weirdo working. He thought, hello, light of welcome to Vallele. I'll go off to Salt, listen to Kaila, light is. His accent made no sense. It was like every single accent we've ever done rolled into one. He was roaring. Did you

notice there was a cameo from Puppy the Buffalo? Oh yes, of course. The Santa Bidores just wandering around like Sue Liss in the snow. That's right. Yeah, puppy that Buffalo was watching over this new friendship. He came in from Iceland. He's like, oh, here, there's a new friendship. I have to look over because bad things are happening in the universe. This guy just keeps taking shots. Who hired this person? Like, you're fired.

If I own this story, you are fired, Mr. Fake Jackson. Kimo Sabi. Yeah. The owner of Kimo Sabi should be alerted to Rory's unprofessional behavior. Meanwhile, Leanne and Cameron are getting massages and the lady goes, don't! Like she dongs that fucking bell. Well, and so they start gossiping about the girls and she's like, what about you, Brandy? She's like, well, Brandy, like, has different boundaries than me. And I just learned

it from going to be around her. I just have to accept her. She's going to talk about poop. Okay? Yeah. And don't do this. And I have to be okay with it. That was a big moment for Cameron to accept poop into her life. And then, Andrew and Brandy are trying to come up with something to talk about, but they can't really. Like I don't think this is a friendship made in having these two. They're talking about cowboy hats and they're having fun. And I feel like they must be really drunk because not once did either of them comment on worry.

Because worry was hot. It was like a rarri. He's hot in a cowboy way. Like a cowboy cowboy mountain man bear, brownie man sort of way. And they didn't even be look, they weren't even like like, wow, I really like the locals in Colorado, like not one saucy joke. So I'm not these ladies. They're not going to get dumped. Dandruff is only four years into a marriage and Brandy's already been in trouble in her marriage. That's true. Like don't pay attention to him. They're trying to trick us.

Eat the tray up. Eat the tray up. Yeah. So we like clearly over in the massage room, Leanne, it's it's brewing because Leanne and camera like, isn't it funny that Deandra and Brandy are suddenly best friends and Leanne's already starting to do this thing of like, well, they won't be best friends. That's fine. I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I'm not jealous at all like you see my face This is the jealous face down in the massage thing. I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous. Oh, I just don't want

Brandy to hurt the andra the way she hurt me Not working anymore. It just starts wearing off down, down, down, down. It's not working anymore. It just starts wearing off. Uh, so then there's like this weird moment over in the store where a Deandra's live. Well, I want this necklace. I want this necklace from my friend Jeremy, you know,

22 years in the armguard. Yeah, Jeremy, but I'm spending too much. And if I'm going to be divesting my funds, I can't spend all this money. I need all the money I can get before I can get away from my mother. Mother, mother. So I've just get $47.00. Yeah. What?

I feel like some I feel like Brandy is going to secretly buy that necklace and then like give it to her later on and it's gonna be a moment of like see we are real friends I got you a necklace. All out Tamara giving a charm bracelet to Gretchen or maybe it was the other way around or Erica. I have my eye on they give her Erica finally giving Lisa Vanderpump some lip gloss or whatever she bought her. Oh, Erica does like me. And you remember's 9 E K. Really down. Really that a monobug. Monika. They don't have dinner in this little log cabin. They all show up looking like they skin various cast members

about Sesame Street. Yeah, Leanne's in a high-latter yellow jacket. She's like, Mac and Cheese, highlighted. That's what I like. Well, it's funny because they called Cameron Big Bird last year and Cameron had that moment at the reunion where she says, if I'm Big Bird, then you're Oscar the Grouch and a can. So I thought it was a little rude of Leanne Testile Cameron's Big Bird Thunder by wearing, you know, Big Bird. Okay. Ma'an, Taken, Hood Street first, Big Bird. You get to be snuff a lot for kids.

So they ordered, okay, now you know that they're running low on material in this show and I love this so I really do But they are running really low on material. Yeah, so every single person order a drink Yeah, and then they show every single person going through the buffet line now all this said this is 53 minutes so far This drink gap which is like already what 11 minutes over the running time of the actual show. Yeah, and I have to say, I actually really enjoyed the buffet moment. Because first of all, they're all sitting there and Carrie is like on her feet. She's like, I would like to have a, like a, like a, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, And then all of a sudden it was like, I was expecting like 10 dancers to because it causes a lot of bad eating decisions Hmm do I want macaroni and cheese? Yes, do I want short ribs? Yes, do I want cornbread? Yes

Do I want beans? Yes, do I want green beans? Yes Like oh my god, do I want a burrito from Cabo San Lucas? Yes. She's going through every menu item at the Boston market. Someone just get the rope. She is stacking it on. This, I believe, is the first buffet we've ever seen on the real housewives show.

We've seen a spread. We've seen a spread. But this was the first time they've gone to a restaurant and like walked the buffet because no other house-wise franchise would be willing to do that, you know, being forced to pile food on their plate, but this time these women are like, you know what, bring it on, let's stack it up. Yeah, they've been drunk for three days, they're going for it. Doing nothing in that house.

Yeah, so then Randy, of course, is like, so last night you guys were fighting about the queen thing and the end goes, what? I mean, it was like it didn't happen on camera, so it didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. We got big old fat. She was like, oh, yeah, go ahead. Well, there's what you were about to say.

She goes, what you saw was two friends defending their emotional stances. I was like, yeah, a fight. My emotional stance is that I'm the queen. So Leanne and Dandro start telling the stories of last night to us. And Leanne's like, uh, she thinks we're fighting to be the queen. I mean, who needs a queen? What did she say? She's queen. What the fuck up? Going back and forth.

Which is why these two I know that we've heard that things are not going well this season for these two and their friendship. I don't like that. I need them to be friends. I do not like when best friends break up on any hate. It makes me sad. Yeah, I hate having to choose sides and I know I'm going to choose sides probably deanderous most of the time just because I, you know because I'm terrified of my mother as well.

I would be really sad if I have to take Deandra side, not because I dislike Deandra, but I just think Leanne's so awesome in terms of like on this show. And so like, I don't wanna have to turn on the queen. I'm also scared to turn on the queen. I'm scared that Leanne will like send like a box of snakes to us have to turn on the queen. I'm also scared to turn on the queen. I'm scared that Leanne will send a box of snakes to us if we turn on her.

Well, I just don't like them not being friends and they're both just so good. I'm yelling and bitchy and I love that they just scream at each other with no abandon. I need them on this show. I don't need somebody to be friends with Brandy. It's like added water to liquor. She just waters it down. Yeah, it's like, um, like even last year, I didn't like it when Brandi and Stephanie were

fighting. Like I don't like it. I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah, friends stay together. So Leanne and Dandra blah, blah, blah. So Brandi's like, we're gonna have a pageant. Leanne's like, well, that's unfair because I have done seven pageants. The last day of Miss USA. Oh, televised. Which is, which is great. I love the all televised thing is hilarious because that's probably like, you know, that's like a badge of honor in the pageant world.

It's like, mm-hmm, major televised. This one was on channel 46, Arizona local. Yeah, it aired in the John F. Lennady high school close circuit TV channel great pageant great So Brandy starts giving them pageant questions. She's like the Ann so your hands Can you tell me something you'd like to do with your hands?" And she goes, thank you Brandy for asking the question. My hands were made by God to do good. And then cams like, you could strangle people with them. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Lian's like one thing I can do with my hands is I can use them to teach people like Sandy How to be a better pageant queen in her movies, which I've also been in with her So then we get to she just goes on and on yeah

I could hold hands with a veteran or an astronaut and love them both. I can hold hands with a plumber and his brother and we can both. All three of us found the princess together. So I could buy I could hang out with a drug dealer or a door and I'll tell you what I find the common crack I could hold the hands of the guy who is the teacher in head of the class with Someone who works at Jack in the box and together we could call an Uber and go someplace so then it's Leanne's a dandruff turn and some place. So then it's Leanne's a deandre's turn and Tim's like, hey, do I do this? God, I'm going to talk into a fork. That's him. That's how I'm going to do it. And they're all cracking

up. And Brandy's question of course is like about farting. Yeah, if it was an unpleasant smell, would you say something or take the heat? And she's like, well, I think it's not right to keep your mouth closed. So even if I was gaseous and we're new, gaseous. Like, oh, okay. Yeah. She's like, we're best friends now. Okay. So then she's like, now each of you ask each other a question because I'm eating an buffet for the first time ever and I don't want to talk anymore.

Yeah. So normally, if you're playing a game, you'd say, Leanne, how do you want to solve world peace? But because it's the end of it, it's like, Leanne, do you think I'm a happily married woman? A dearest. Ben, why aren't you married? Why are you not married? What is wrong with you?

You and Rich have been together for nine years. I know he's got an eye patch now, he got another eye that works. Where is that ring going to go to? Where is the chapel? Where is the wedding invitation? Leanne. And then Carrie trying to jump in.

Like Carrie always makes it sound like she's trying to be so nice, but she's always being such an asshole. And then she's gonna carry this and turn it around, which by the way, I'm on Carrie's side this season. I think that she's not fighting with anybody, but she's like, oh, okay, so I just have a question. So it has to do with his eye. So what you're saying? Yeah, he's not happy about it. So wait, just have a question. So what it has to do with his eye. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, he's not happy about it. So wait, I have a question. So he's sad. When you say he's not happy, are you saying he's sad? So yeah, you know. Okay, are you saying right now, you know? Is that what you're saying? Look, what are you doing gathering evidence?

I can't wait to see what carries gathering evidence for because I know it's something. Yeah, it's a little Sam Waterston over there. So, first Leanne says that because Rich lost sight in an eye and now he, you know, he had to retire, he's like really unhappy. Well, he's depressed a little bit. He's sad, which makes sense. So she wants to give him space.

But then, you know, but then Deandra is like, well, I think, you know, they, you know, rich has been married three times before and they've been together for nine years. And I think that basically I wanted to get that ring. So finally gave it the ring just to shut it up. I don't think he really wants to get married at all. Which is not a terrible theory. But, but then, you know, but she's pushing and she's pushing and, and then she's like, you know, she, she's, Deandra is like, so what do I say to people? What do I say to people? When they say, like, you know, she's dangerous. So what do I say to people? What do I say to people?

When they say, like, you know, like, why has Liam married? What am I supposed to say? Okay, well, I can't say her night good morning so many times, okay? And then you tell him, Liam and Rich are gonna get married when they get married and it's none of their business.

That's what you say. And Kerry goes, I agree with you. That's why I want you to be honest with us. So right now is your chance to be honest with us. So right now is your chance To be honest with us. So what is she gathering evidence for? I need to know because Carrie is always angling for something for a fight later. Yeah, very tricky like that So now Leanne Pivitz she goes It's me. It's me. The reason we're not married is me not him. You know

I don't want to put him in a position where then he'll divorce me, which makes I actually think that makes sense. I actually get that like, you know, she doesn't want to ruin it. She hasn't been married before and she always puts you always ruins things. She always screws things up. So she doesn't want to do it again. But you know, like what's the difference? Yeah, exactly. That's exactly right. And you know, so by the way, so our friend Ray, who subbed for me when we did Potomac, I was watching with her on Wednesday. And she basically, she was like her theory, which I also mentioned on our with Amy, was that basically there is a reason and Deandra knows it and she's trying to get Leanne

to say it on camera and Leanne doesn't want to say it on camera, which I think is a really good theory. Well, what do you think the reason is? I killed a goat last night. He doesn't approve. I don't know. I'm curious, but they obviously are going for something, right? Yeah.

Because no, this is not what it could be. I don't know why you're confronts somebody about, it just seems stupid to me, so I'm excited to see what it is. And then carries like, listen, I don't want you to feel like you're going to ruin your relationship. Okay, you're better than that. And that's coming from me I'm someone who hates you

despises you. You made me eat biscuits on TV. I despise you and I'm saying you're better than this Yeah, so just be honest with us, okay? And Carries like I just want you to know. Here's the deal girl When you decide that you are gonna get married will throw a big party and support you and Oh, well first Leanne starts crying right because yeah now she's now The end is yelled at her Leanne is now heard her head is like tilted to the side like it like a turtle that's been knocked on its back And she's just frowned like she's not really crying

like a turtle that's been knocked on its back. And she's just frowning, like, she's not really crying, but she's frowning, like, I'm not crossing it. Like her chin is sort of like making squiggle patterns and she's like, hmm, you know? And Deandra's just like howling at her. Like, you need to get together bitch right now. Right now, it's been nine years, it's been nine years, you know?

You need to get together and cut the shit. Like, she's yelling. It's like, what are you yelling about? And then she's trying to like relate up to her experience. She's like, now Leanne, don't you remember? I had a marriage once. I didn't do so well on it.

AKA you cheated. And she's like, but now with Jeremy, remember? I was like afraid I was afraid I was gonna ruin it with Jeremy too. And what did you say? You said I should get married to Jeremy. And I got married to Jeremy. And look where we are.

Four years in. Four years in. You know how long that is in capillary years? That's like 35,000 years. Yeah, and four years, like it's not really that long that you get to lecture somebody else. I just don't understand the anger there, but I love it.

I love the anger that Deandra is angry all the time at every single thing. Yeah, Deandra basically, so her theory, her new theory now, while Leandra is like, ooh, she basically is saying, you know what, Rich probably doesn't want to get married anymore, and Leanne is embarrassed about that, and she doesn't want to like out that, and so she's covering. I don't know.

I have no idea what's going on. They're probably hinting that one of them is cheated and gotten caught, probably in or that maybe. Oh, maybe. You know, I have no idea what's going on. They're probably hinting that one of them is cheated and gotten caught, probably here or that maybe, you know, I have no idea what's going on. I know, yeah, and I actually don't care that much because I kind of feel like, well, like, I never cared like, oh, why aren't you married yet? Like, don't get married. So Tanders like these ladies and their positivity, full of shit, but I know something's going on. I'll let it get tonight. I'll let it go tonight So you know it's a good morning. If you know what I mean gonna be a hard night tonight

It's gonna be even harder tomorrow not bitch, okay, so they're packing well no, so then the answer She's now she's crying like you were saying before now she's fully crying She's like was just that and then her eyelash just fully falls off and carries like okay like, okay, don't worry. Let the nurse come in. Nurse can come fix this. And Carrie comes around with eyelash glue and she like sits on the end's lap and then untotally, unnecessarily, drapes her leg on her shoulder. She's like, yeah, I do yoga too. I do yoga and I can put a eyelash on. Oh, God. This is the helpful pose. So tell your friends I did it, okay? And then next time be honest with me. So they the next day is packing and

Let me see Brandy's like, are you heading out? And cares like yeah, gotta go to Jackson Hole, okay? Because that's where my family is. I'm like, oh my God. The girl's going to a beefer and a hole in one week. That is so scary family is. I'm like, oh my god, the girl's going to a beefer end of hole in one week. That is so carried. Oh my. So, uh, and then she puts on a, then she puts on like the amazing, Joseph's and amazing tentacle dream coat. This giant like multi color, a yet again, another yeti coat, but this one just like a, just a disaster of colors. Yeah, she's like, I can keep things hot or cold for hours, girl. So cameras like, we need to crown our queen because don't anybody forget.

I am a judge, Brandy told us, which was a new step in our relationship. Okay. I'm like, oh, we're really going back to the page and thing. I thought the episode was supposed to be over by now. Honestly, when we got to the buffet, I was like, oh, we're really going back to the page and thing. I don't get so supposed to be over by now. Honestly, when we got to the buffet, I was like, oh, it's over now because that's the last thing I remembered. I was like, Jesus, how do I stop two pages of notes? Yeah, I was basically like you like the the ship ride from hell in New York to like they get to the buffet and I was surprised I mean, didn't come up on screen that said like due to the buffet

cameras had to be shut off that said like due to the buffet cameras had to be shut off. Due to the camera's reaction from actual short ribs. Due to rough mac and cheese waters, we had to turn the cameras off for the safety of all all involved. So the talent portion is basically Deandra gets what kind of cup is it? I don't know. It was like a cup. A cupcake cup. Yeah.

I was a hamster at it later. I think it's a cake cup. And she's like, I used to be this in college. OK, here's what you do. Take a small cup and then nickel. And then you hold a quarter in your hands. And then the cup and your ass, and you got to pop it out. And I was like, Jesus.

God. There's rebellion against your mother. And then there's joining a donkey. So like come on That will be a quote on our next t-shirt and Those pop it out right on the ground standing up, but just pretty impressive. I didn't understand how that was working Was there like a quarter that was already in her butt cheeks and then she put the cup between our legs and then she dropped is that what happened I couldn't totally understand. Yeah, I think Between her legs and then she dropped is that what happened? I couldn't totally understand

You there's also disturbed about this So then more importantly Leanne's talent is that she starts to rap and she's like Here we go my name is Leanne and I rap and I move and my eyelashes are on today because I'm Leanne and thank you for that question. Beep it beep. I love rich wicked wicked. So what? And then Karen goes, wow, that was great singing. Very good singing.

Next time choose your flow more wisely. I'm sorry, Leanne, but you're not 50 cent. You're 50. Spit. more wisely. I'm sorry, Liam, but you're not 50 cents. You're 50 cents. Spit. Get me a brain. Spit. Do you like, do you show up?

I wrote that. I wrote that for my daughter, OK? Don't be jealous. Let me de-entre it just because I have a good flow. I think Cameron goes, I was extremely disturbed by Dan Dra, Simmons putting a cake cup, a beauty. The camera, she's had to endure so many hardships. Yeah. She's like, this is something I would expect from Brandy Stephanie. This is not normal for Dan Dra, Simmons.

It's like, don't, don't, don't. She's like, new storyline going off Dan after dandruff for spitting out a cake cup Suddenly I realized I was wearing a kitten heel which means I lowered my standards So that was Dallas and before we close out the show it is the end of the week. Let's do a quick crap It's mailbag, shall we? Mailbag! BRO! This is appropriate because he just acted up. Aja Adriana, Darus, says, what is Bueller's housewife tagline? Oh my god. Love that question.

Let me think. Viewers How Swifetagline. Um, you may pet me, but that doesn't mean you get me. Ah, you're really good at that, Ronnie. Because he does, that's how he looks at me. He's like, wow, look at you petting me. He still hate me, don't you? You're not petting me enough.

Why weren't you petting me yesterday? Why weren't you petting me more this morning? Like he's always, he has this very upset look on his face at all times. Oh, Bueller. I love you and Bueller. Like the way you care for Bueller is so sweet. So adorable. I wish people to see. Um, Oliver Haskins, oh, we do love our Oliver Haskins. He says, on the Bravo website, Ashley, from Southern Charms of Anna, slash Delta baggage claim, mentioned that she had been cast in a major motion picture to be released soon.

Which do you think is more likely to reach the marketplace first? Ashley's film, Sheree's joggers, Ramona's skincare, or pedifler's sequel, unhinged the bitch about the audio tapes of Gina saying the C word over and over. Also, a very compelling question. I say joggers because knowing Sheree, she'll just go to Target and buy some already existing joggers and then write her name in a sharpie just to say she released them.

Well, I mean, it is September and it's time. It's time for those joggers to show up. They're supposed to be released September spring summer. Okay. So the window has officially opened for those joggers. But is it September spring or is it September summer? I don't know. I'm going to actually put it on Ashley's film. I think that she may I'm going to say that Ashley was was in the same film that our friend Joanna Krupa was cast in. Joanna, when she was on the show, she told us that she was in a show in a movie with Armand Asante and Rob Brankowski. And I feel like Ashley was probably in that movie too.

And I feel like that will probably get to the marketplace before Shere. Yeah, I think it's going to be like a shark NATO. It's like when Jill's there, it's like, hi, going to be an image of motion picture. And it's like her getting killed. And was it a shark NATO? Or didn't her face off or something? Probably, probably. I feel like maybe Ashley was in like Blair, which 12 where she just gets lost in the inner workings of, you know, Atlanta international airport.

It was funny when they just like filming herself and she's like, I'm in the food court. I don't know where the bags are. I threw away the terminal map. We don't talk about this show, but Southern terms Savannah brought Ashley back for an episode. It was so funny. She was trying so hard. Daniel's like, hi, it is so great to have lunch with you a game.

And she's like, yeah, well, you know, it's like, here's how I feel with the group. Like, they really just like went against me. And like, nothing I said was that bad. And he's like, really, really Ashley, like, when you told Hannah that she couldn't make dresses because you owned the dress industry or whatever. And she's like, yeah, but oh, and then she started crying. And then she was kicked off again. That was like the last

she saw her. Oh, gosh, really? The show really did. Real wrote over Ashley. You know, she showed up. She was outed for being a baggage claim worker for Delta, and then like a ghost burned down her apartment. Yeah. Uh, and I have to say that making fun of Ashley's side, God, that so needed her. Jesus, that so killed me this year. Oh, that's too bad.

It's too bad. I thought I was going to have hope. And then we just, there were too many things on Bravo. We just weren't able to cover it and... Thank Jesus, God. Well, I guess we'll see what happens with it. Yeah, just weren't able to cover it. And, hey, Jesus, God. Well, I guess we'll see what happens with it. Uh, yeah, the buzz was not great on it. I'm sorry to say, although we got a lot of people saying,

not a lot, they were like two people, we're like, you have to cover the season finale. It was so good. Oh, that's how it was last year. They probably got it together for the finale. I haven't watched it finale. I got up to like the Christmas party episodes. So I have a couple more. I'm saving it for like when I have zero to do, but I need to vacuum. But I only vacuum once every couple months. So

see in the spring. Yeah. Yeah. And I have my game of thrones to catch up on. So every free hour is going to go towards watching people get stabbed in the chest and boobs come out. All right, everybody. That brings us to the end of another crap in this episode. Don't forget to Boobies come out. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh then right after that real half-size-of-dells and downless. Yeah, it's gonna be great. Oh, and if you're wondering, what is going on with our Shaw's coverage? We're gonna cover Shaw's, we're gonna pair it with marriage medicine

on Monday next week, but then now that New York is done, it's gonna settle back in on Fridays. So I know it's, we keep saying we're gonna be covering Shaw's and then like we never do, but it's not because we're being shady It's just The season where we pick we pick right it's married to medicine or Shaz for a full recap and frankly married to medicine

It's just too damn fed and I can't do the full recap so Shaz will we're gonna do a shot This is fun to you it is but we're gonna do a full recap of married to medicine and then I'll just talk about Shaws a little at the end on Monday. On Monday, but then on Friday, it'll be Shaws time again. So it'll just y'all be patient with us. We'll get it all sorted out. Just tune in, just subscribe if you're not subscribing already and just let let the content flow into your inbox and just enjoy as as we bid you in the sounds of our awkward jokes and bad impersonations. Love you guys. Love you. Bye.

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