Watch What Crappens - Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly

Episode Date: September 29, 2017

It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off, voice only. Launching during pride, Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. The I love this place. It's like a clean New York. It's so nice. You guys. We said at the top of the earlier show we were like, this is oh, look at this. Oh my God. Cameron. Cameron. Everyone. It's Cameron. Delivering a martini. Just meant to bring drinks Cameron. I love you You guys this is our second show tonight and it's just as exciting. We are like we are Amt. We are Anna Drenelin One of one of our listeners

Samantha Bay Bayes Bayes Bayes Bayes Bayes Samantha lives like next door. You're in Chicago, you're safe. Yeah. So Samantha lives next door and she couldn't be here tonight because she was out of traveling so she was so sad so she sent us a nice little card. But more importantly she sent us a bottle of clico. And we drank it just now.

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My favorite part about doing live shows is like beating the audience. Everyone a pen! That's my favorite. Hey, how's everybody doing? See, it doesn't work. It doesn't work, but you don't mean it. Did anyone- I know how you're doing, okay?

Well, I feel you. Was I know how you're doing? Okay. I feel you. Was anyone here during the first show? What? Whoa. Whoa. What's that for me too? That is crazy.

Oh. Thank you. You have a Marchini and I think I have that. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you, Amanda. Oh, it's from Mandy.

Maggie, thank you Maggie. I think I hear Alex. No, she's Alex. The drink is from Maggie. Oh, from Maggie. Thank you Maggie. This is great content. And Alex. As they say, this is great content. Thank you. By the way, did everyone notice that we have a real house with Dallas in the audience?

Leanne Lockett? Leanne, the mimic her? Yes, she's right there. She's right there. Right near you. And also an extremely hot below deck. Nico. Nico. Nico. You guys.

Look how cute Nico is. He's like, this is already like 10 times around here than the first show already. You guys. Because now it's 9 o'clock and we're all a little drunk and a little crazy. We got a drink up. We have two ladies in the front. Oh, we've got a message from Alien.

A message incoming from A Alien, yes. The drinks were from Maggie. Maggie, where are you, Maggie? Maggie. Maggie. All right, well, I'm going to pour myself some Prosecco. All right, so we've already had so much fun. I told Bennett to start of this.

I love you so much. I won't drink for the first show. And that's over. So still love you. much. I won't drink for the first show. And that's over. So. Still love you. That part is over. And then I'm staring, I was like,

get me two martinis, just line them up. And he was like, and I was like, you're right. One martini and then Maggie. Girl, it's like creative visualization, you know? It's basically newsflash about 30 minutes from now. I was gonna get real sloppy. Yeah Well, hopefully we'll be on to interview Cheers on the cheers. Let's have a little toast to any everyone who has a drink raise your drink

By the way everyone up there. Hi Yeah, I Don't want to be rude to the balcony I don't want to be rude. Speak to the balcony, babe. By the way, I just want to thank you all for enjoying my best Halle Berry moment when I commit on stage. Me like, oh my god, thank you. Thank you.

Me? Me? What if then had to like fuck me in prison to get Mosker, like Halle Berry? Like Halle Girl, you deserve different from the Flintstones. Anything for an Oscar. You should have got it for the Flintimstones girl had to do that Billy Bob

Not fair so First things first we will be doing some sort of like after party after this. We don't know where there's a bar down the street We have found the bar Here I'll look it up on Yelp put chickies in the bowl Everyone's yelling. It's like prices right, 300, 400. You guys look at this tiny little part. Halligan Bar, is Halligan Bar good? Well, guess what?

It's the only thing that's close that's open. So we're going to do Halligan Bar after this. I picked it up. They don't know it, but we're coming. I picked up this martini and got like a little shake and I was like, oh, I skipped breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. All right, everybody. First night, tonight's show will be a recap of the real housewives of Dallas.

How fucking good is real housewives of Dallas the season? How fucking good is real house as a Dallas the season? So yes, yes Oh my god, this is gonna be a crazy show. I know I'm starting to look for my notes like I already don't know what these I mean I will vamp for you which is we said this at the earlier show So if you're listening to this at home on the because this is gonna be put on our podcast speed So I know it'll sound like repetitive, but like we are super psyched to be here in Chicago because this is a beautiful beautiful city And we also have to say We love recapping we know sometimes people from the actual network or shows listen whatever who cares

But we don't usually have to do it right in front of them. So, yeah. If you're feeling violent, keep it to yourself. All right. Ma'am. Liam. I'm going to mute. Keep it to yourself. Liam, those hands.

Until you're handed a microphone. I just have my hands. I'll say the rings he got in a minute and it is gorgeous and it could also fucking kill you from both sides. We co-wersed Leanne to come on stage for our last show so it's only be fair if Leanne comes on later on for you guys to, right? And Nico too. But first. So my first note is Marcus and Asshole. What a dick. He's stressed. You are not rich enough to be that homely and that much of a dick. You better, you better

be nice. Yeah, you can be like one out of the three. You can't be like, yeah, more than that. He must. What an ass. Yeah, exactly. So he, we start off at Carrie Mark's office and he's all stressed out and Carrie's like, huh, you know, it's bad when we're only having sex one time a day. Did you ever know somebody growing up? I mean, even as an adult, but especially like when you're in high school, they're like, I'm getting laid off the time. And they were jerking off so much. Like, like all had gallows is nobody fucking that much wants to admit it because you look like a stupid hoe right yeah like you keep it inside you have shame about it it's called being an

American yes yes she's like I'm working for a living we get it Gary yeah I'm cross-terrised so here's what bugs me so they're at the office and she's pulling away which she can't. I mean, it's not fair to say on cross your eyes. The boat talks builds up. We've seen it. So how so I it's not even cross. It's just like there's one and a half of you up there. She's pulling away at the office and so Mark'sating all you know bitchy and so he hires somebody else named Kerry with dogs named biscuit and gravy. I didn't even notice that. The secretary is named Kerry. Whoa. And it's spelled different. Am I right? Well I think you just gave me the end of the episode. I know exactly but it's different. Leanne's getting

feisty down there. He's slated it up with that carry, right? But this one is K-A-R-I. You guys, I looked at the, what do you call the thing? Kairon. Kairon carry carry. It's all too much. Why isn't there a housewives baby named Kairon? There will be. There will be. But here's the thing. So Karry decides that she's going to go home early from her, like she works as like his like positions assistant. So she's going home early because she wants to do some yoga.

And he's like, ah, maybe you could do some more objectives to have going to do yoga. Which it was actually pretty, he sounded like really asked how many did it, but if you actually think about it, could you ever tell your boss you're gonna go home early to do yoga? I love that that's like her lie. She's like, well, I'm just saying yoga

because I really wanna spend time with my daughter. Like, my mom was only an aerobic star in the 80s because she didn't wanna spend time with me. Like, when did things progress to this? When did we get here? So Mark's like, oh, there, she's going somewhere. Freaking bailing on me again. I'll just do all the work myself.

Like, what is your practice? So, it's usually because, Dr. she goes, bye guys, and he goes, bye guys. And everyone's like, bye doctor. He's like, not me. Hurr. Hurr, that bitch is leaving me again. For some child, it's yours. Oh, yeah

Do your fucking job, Carrie. I'm killing biscuits Not my wife you carry other carry carry part three Another man, baby scene Travis yeah, the angry face so now we're at Stephanie you guys don't like Travis. Oh, yeah Where do. So now we're with Stephanie. You guys don't like Travis? Oh yeah, where do you guys stand on Travis and Stephanie? Actually, Travis, I love you. I love you.

I'm your angry alcoholic face. I love you. I don't care what they say. Wait, we're a real quick question. In the feud, were you on more on team Brandi or more team Stephanie in their feud? Okay. We're here. We're here. We're here.

We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.

We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.

We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here. No, that's not fair because my mom's a ginger That shit don't just come naturally, okay? Ginger's have like muscle eyebrows like where it it like their muscles and their eyebrows do this and then just the shadows of the dimple turns it into that. It's not brandy fall My mom got her eyebrows tatted on oh yeah, well, that's that's pretty hardcore her eyebrows tatted on. Oh yeah, well that's pretty hardcore. Well they now have like very advanced eyebrow tating on technology. No, this was like the early 90s. So either way, Stephanie and her kids and Travis, they all show up at this new crazy house,

the pool in the living room or the foyer or whatever room it is. To me, I just see a hazard. I don't think it's right. I'm pretty practical. I want to talk about a tweet war. OK, the real hospitalized Dallas are crazy on Twitter, right? Oh, yeah. Did this thing?

Yes, maybe. Like you can hear the whisper over the tweet. Yeah. So Cameron made some shitty comp. Because Cameron tends to do that. Oh. I like to write tweets, but they're not the same as birds. We don't do that. We don't do that.

Toot time is not the same as tweet time. Well, apparently some people are okay with blocking me on Twitter at Stephanie Holland's blog in the Sturgeon-Durgeon or whatever. And she's like, Black you, I didn't even, I didn't even, like, what? What are you even talking about? Because Cameron stupid. And so she didn't know she wasn't blocked on the thing or whatever. So they were getting in the fight.

And then Travis jumps in. I was like, aren't you busy acid watching your jeans? Like how do you have time to be on Twitter? You know, I love drunk ass peckling Leanne. Yeah, you guys, I'm sorry for everyone who's not home because Leanne is interacting with us and like everyone here at the theater can hear it but like you guys are not able to hear it.

Leanne is just like, she's just ready. She's ready to go. No, no, no. We just put it up here. We'll have to go a while. OK, OK. OK, Travis goes on to, I didn't mean to say shut up, by the way, don't stop.

Never change. Don't change, please. So Travis tweets Cameron, and he's like, you know what makes us different? What you have to do like this, because he's angry pirate face. He's like, you know what makes us different, Missy? We work for a living. It's not just the zip code. First of all, who brags about working for a living?

That's what a living is. That's what a living is. When you work, it's really. Yeah, we all do it. We know it fucking sucks. Why don't we watch this shit to escape? Nobody wants to work for a living. What are you bragging about? By the way, I thought what you were gonna say about this Twitter fight is that camera was like oh I guess Stephanie blocked me and Stephanie's like no, I didn't and she's like yes You did and something's like if I blocked you how are you communicating with me right now?

That was funny. That was funny. I like Stephanie actually. I do but I have issue with this house and Finally also they paid four million dollars for an electric range electric range in the kitchen. I mean How do you spend four million dollars and not even have a gas range? You see that's all she was gonna say yeah, it like, wait, and then she was like, yep, it was about the gas range. Yeah. You know I'm always like, yeah. You don't say.

Anyway. So this, yeah, I just said the people who don't work with, you know. Yeah. So then the kids like, black swan, because every kid needs to be Mickey's grandchild. Yeah, everyone needs black swan. And you know what? The only thing that's better for a child is to have a black swan. But this was amazing.

That Stephanie really found her like feminism and she was standing up for herself. She stood up to her controlling husband and she was like, all right, fine, I'll move in here. If you let me remodel the whole thing and you can approve everything. If I do it, okay? Ah, ah!

I was like, yeah, it's like burning your bra on that house. And then he's like, okay, kids, gather around, by way, here's the other thing, we're all talking about the pool. The pool sort of seems like a safety hatch when you've got little kids. There's also like a giant fireplace that has nothing in front of it. So, and they're all sitting there as a family

in between a pool and a blazing fire. And then what is Travis doing? He's like, oh, and he pushes Stephanie the pool. I actually found that to be, it was supposed to be all fun and games. I actually found that to be a little violent. I was like, I think that's like, at anyone else's point, I can be sort of like not right.

Pushing the mom and the pushes like, don't do it. Don't do it. He's like, ha, we're pushing mom and the pool I Know it was fun in games, but at the same time I thought it sounded really fucked up message. I'm sorry I'm sorry, okay Whoa this reminds this one time when a little girl I was trying to swim in my living room and Geraldine Parsons Smith said there was no water in the living room So to this day, I've never swam in a spoiler before okay

Hey Travis who are you to get me wet? Don't just don't I dare you to try and throw fucking Ramona and a pool motherfucker Ramona still fighting with a lake in the Hampton. Listen, if there was a pool noodle, she'd be all in there. I don't know. I don't know why. Someone actually, someone at the earlier show, or maybe they're at this show, how to t-shirt that said,

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Four times on their t-shirt. Is it not? You kidding me? I don't know. Are you kidding me? Clip we got some David T. We got some t-shirts

They say David David David oh yeah, those girls all have classic t-shirts on the whole row So anyway, so next up. I think where are we going next to dance party like a Yachting trip because the music's like Yachting trip because the music's like What is this and then it's like yoga class like mommy and me yoga class what the hell could you choose some more appropriate music? I was like getting ready to party. I'm like yeah, I'm to keep party man. That that happened didn't happen By the way, I also want to mention that ever since we on the first episode of Dallas We made a whole big deal about how Carrie has some sort of like, spigot over her stove. We're like, what is that? That's only a rich people thing.

I see them everywhere now, everywhere. It's called a pasta arm. They're illegal in the Hollywood. Oh, pasta arm. You talking Chicago and I was like, past the arm. I was like, Ben, past the arm, Ben. Like he go honey. Past the arm.

So during this yoga. So during the. Zipatsi cook out your cat. Okay. So during this yoga scene, Carrie is basically saying how when she was pregnant with Zuri, that Mark was afraid that he was gonna lose her to Zuri and that's been the ongoing narrative of their lives, which is actually, I mean, it's kind of fucked up I don't know. I've never been a parent so I don't know what these things are, but I think it's kind of crazy

I love that he's like human resources. He's like, we don't want to lose you So this is really cute, but look, you have a husband who's extremely insecure that you're going to be paying more attention to the daughter. So maybe we'll just get matching clothes and have a secret language and know how to do yoga when he doesn't. I was like, why are you wearing matching clothes? This is not helping, you know. On lifetime, you would find out that she's the abuser.

Buck my words. You know, on lifetime you would find out that she's the abuser Buck my words We are not I told you That was a classy Ronnie Kim right there. I'm not touching that at all. Well, it's not hit abuser. It's emotional abuse You can joke about that Tomorrow tomorrow maybe steps So they did you Do you like it? I'm like constantly like, no, we didn't say that.

Exactly. We didn't hear that. Everything's great. Everything's great. Wouldn't be. So now, I have to say that I'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Don't apologize.

You guys, I'm chunky. I'm not hating myself. I'm chunky. But I used to do yoga back'm so sorry. No, it's okay. Don't apologize. You guys I'm chunky. I'm not hating myself I'm chunky, but I used to do yoga back in the day. Yeah, that bitch does not know how to do yoga Stop pretending you go into yoga class all the time with your daughter. She couldn't do that back bend tabletop No, no, we saw her last season. She was like had her like leg around or I think she was like She was like concave in the middle. I noticed that but she was maybe a simple way. She like, okay, it was a back band, right? Did you like put your pelvis in the air? What does that call?

Back. Bridge, cable bridge. It was a bridge that was like that. It was a bridge over a table. It's like how does your spine even move like that? I'm actually, I remember last season, she did some crazy things. It was one of the whole thing she was showing off her yoga last season.

So I think she was just trying to keep it simple for her daughter. Very controversial. She was the one who couldn't do it or daughter did it fine. It was Carrie who was the concave bridge. It was like a dip. Well, maybe she's being weighed down by all that sex she was having. So. So I'm going to carry her.

We are caddy tonight. We are caddy motherfuckers. All right. So next set we come to lian's hands. Yes lian Now and Brandy has come to pick up lian Versailles Brandy are we gonna have a be able to stay So we learn brandy flat. I love brandy

So we learn brandy flat. I love brandy. Okay. I actually do my brandy's lab. I do like it. It's like an old horn and amy the movie. So at this point, Leanne's talking about her doctor. At the end of the previous episode, at the tea time, there was controversy because Leanne's doctor is in the OBGYN,

slash plastic surgeon, plastic, triple board certified. It's very, by the way, could there be anything scarier than like recapping our first Leanne scene directly to Leanne? This is terrifying. I'm like, so that one happens.

Leanne was wonderful. Leanne was pretty. It's like, oh, Leanne, it's a show where Leanne wears a pretty dress and says some funny things. It's like that episode. And she's staring us down Banger when this started with you making out with your beagle. I knew we were in for a good episode

Thank you for having normal long dogs. Thank you So Lee thank you. They're really cute dogs, and you know I'm a cat person. They're really cute dogs So yes, Randy's there to pick you up or her up for surgery and she's like, is it gonna be a be able to just stay? And, uh, Leanne's like, I'll put my courage in my person, be right out. And I was like, waiting for her to get vodka and slim, you know, Virginia slims or whatever. She just walked out. So Leanne's defending her doctor because it's talking about this doctor and Leanne's like, he handles all my hormones. I'm like, where is the flashback to? Leanne slamming a trolley? Leanne, I'm concerned about your hormones. Just saying.

I bet you slapped a trolley so... Have you seen the gift of yourself hitting the trolley? It's a great gift. There it's up there, yeah. We've all made it. You know what pisses me off is, I'm not even the highest hit gift of that. I feel like I was first. Whatever, I checked my tumbler, fuck all of you guys.

Fuck you guys, we're given the highest history of the DT's gift. So it was a good gift. No! So anyway, so now, you've like, stormed off towards the trash cans, you remember? I was like, why is she storming towards dumpsters? Like what's she gonna do over there?

I'm going! I was like playing rampage again on my NES. Remember, rampage? Like, coming to the building. So, um... Your charity world is over. I'm going to the dumpsters. So then Leanne has now worked herself all up.

She's worked herself all up about Carrie and the doctor and all that madness. She's like, I'm intrigued by your dog being a being of the giant inductor. And Leanne's like, triple board certified. And she's like, uh, you know, I have heard of that vagina thing like where you have the gobbler hanging out. You know, I have heard of that vagina thing like where you have the gobbler hanging out As we said in the earlier show we don't know what really vaginas are so I know what the gobbler is My best impersonation is of the version of the vagina The vagina can't even say I'm trying not to be the vagina Okay, this is my impersonation of a vagina

That's the gobler right there when it falls like when it's old. That's not it no offense We literally have no idea, but now Brandi has created this idea that there's some Okay, all right, so Brandi's gonna just go. Oh, God. That's gonna. I'm just like imagine I'm imagine like a rudder on a boat or something like that Nico knows he's humble Nico is so cute Niko is so cute. So now Leanne has all worked up. And now Leanne is now like crouching over the arm wrestle when he's driving.

And she's like, you know where that talks and get you big trouble. And he's like, please, I'm like already like up against her window trying to drive off the road The windows fogging up with Leanne's breath You know it's gonna happen to her she keeps talking Rub Big trouble, big trouble. Charter beam just ran away. I thought it was Leana. I was like, really? That's what you're running away from?

Haha. It leaves been killing it. That is my favorite. So then we arrive at, we arrive at Dr. Tru, which is almost as good as Dr. Curves in Atlanta. Is this real name Dr. Tru? His real name is Dr. Tru. His real name is Dr. True.

His legal name is Dr. True. His name is True. No. No. If I don't believe it, it can't be real. I can't go to someone named Dr. True is too positive. I don't like that. It's like, I'm happy.

Like people named happy. They're not happy. Have you ever met a person named happy who's happy? They miss their old girl. Sorry if anybody they're not happy. Have you ever met a person named happy who's happy? They miss their old girl. Sorry if anybody's name is happy. Your second martini is calling you, Ron. That's what the audience says. God, it's not calling me.

Anyway, so Leanne shows up at Doctor True's office, not to be confused with true value hardware. Although, similar equipment, because he pulls out a level. You guys, I came up with that on the spot just now. I'm so proud of myself. That was the best level joke I've ever had. And I love you, sir. So I look, because Leanne's like a level, I was worried,

because I thought you had a level He's like no like a level He brings a level over. I actually don't think that's so bad. That's bad That is bad. Okay, it's bad. It's man I'm man is born. I mean I mean I Listen you don't want your boobs or your picture frames to be uneven. So you know do what you got to do. All that all that what he really sure knows that your iPhone already has a level in it. So it does it's there. It's in the compass app. That's

what they're. I love that you are like trying to talk dr. True into believing that you need nipple surgery. You're like, brand you agrees, brand you agrees. My brand you go on, tell him. Tell him about Manipul. She's like, I would never say anything like that. Well, brand, I will say this. Brandy was really funny in the way she described it. She said they just pointed directly straight up,

like two of her, she's kisses, right? She was cracking up, like that was funny. That was, I thought it was funny, but she was like, she was like, Leanche, cute them as a statement piece. I was like, you funny that was I thought I was funny, but she was like she was like Leanche cute them as a statement piece I was like, you know what I support that I support a good statement piece, you know So Leanne just said when you raise your arms your nipples. It's okay It's not a good trend things are supposed to be uneven, okay? Like guys nets there uneven there. I mean they're gross. they're nuts. Listen, like what do you want from the Nets?

Listen, we're at this point. Do you want to come even? No, if your man's balls don't hang like this, you got a fake one, like take him back, get some real Nets, the real ones are ugly. And they probably smell like crayons. Yeah, call back Facebook, and they're on Wrinkled.

WGN had a story about on wrinkled balls today, according to members of our audience the earlier show. But listen, we're just like delaying the inevitable, which is that we have to talk about what happened when the doctor, Dr. Tru left the room and the camera was just looking at a door and all we had was an audio track of Leigh Ann talking to Brandon. Okay, now we'll get to ask you about this obviously when you come out. Yeah, we're gonna get my general questions about the housewives. You know you were in a microphone. The housewives started a billion goddamn years ago.

In the real housewives of Potomac member that was our best our favorite Karen scene Which is like oh yes darling We're a little and she leads and she's like I'll ruin that whole Yes, she's like I'm gonna ruin her for saying that I wasn't the host of that trip No, I'm not I'm not even say Karen Huber as the best example of a hot mic I'm going to be my icons my personal my personal icons, Countess Luendil Asip, hooking up with a pirate! Oh yeah getting caught with a pirate. But I think she knew her mic was on. She just thought no one knew. That concerted breakup is

jock. That when she was like half-friends. Rule, Rule, Rule, Kushe, Evvek Mojjani Dep, Nessin. I know when that just stands my maid up, version of French. It's like, yeah, they do. It's like Google translated into blah, blah, candy cane, pirate fox. It's like, whoa, whoa. Shocker the cool mirror of the- By the way, started the people listening at home,

I just totally yelled in the microphone, and I know people are listening like this- They don't like that party hung up. You guys know what it's like when we yelled to microphones. It's not pretty, so- Yeah, but you are like, listen like this. They don't like that party hung up. You guys know it's like when we yell to microphones. It's not pretty. So we have a Usay do like this. We try to, oh, the tap tap tap. Tap tap tap. Oh yeah, this time for our tap number. So so now the door is closed.

Leanne is naked with her little thing on and she thinks she is silent and alone. And all of a sudden we hear crazy Leanne voice. You think I could be naked like that in front of Carrie? How much fun do you think she'd make in me, man? Why is it so fucking important for Carrie to come after me all the time? Because I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna do something. She's gonna come for me one day and it isn't gonna be pretty.

Her husband and Gays. something she's gonna come for me one day and it isn't gonna be pretty. Her husband and Gaines, Dixel, get the round up. I know the boys who did it! Sorry people at home, I know the boys who did it. I didn't grow up with a silver spoon in my mouth. I grew up with a lot of things in my hands and they're not knives. They're just hang. But they work quite well.

Her hands are small, I know, but they are hers. I love just the thought of you holding your hands. Yeah. You like it? Hold his fist. It was a deleted $ a million dollar, baby. Oh, God, you're a work well. They work well.

That is going to be a fucking classic. Leanne, listen, I had to tell you, I had to break this to you, but that was a very terrifying moment. And we loved it. We loved it. That was amazing. I love even the audience, but especially later in Dandro, it's like, Oh, come on!

She was kidding! Come on, touch each other! That's how she said she loves you. Do you know how much I wish my mother would say that she has hands and she's gonna use all of me? Do you know how picky gay men are for them to be just second-year dick for free and some bar called the Roundup? I mean, that is like a couple of men. Gay men don't just a couple of men. Game man don't just look at anyone's dick. No.

That means they like his style and he's the real winner in that contest. We are not going to talk like this to my ass. Straight men get their dick sucked. Game men get their dicked by Cool Gaman. I don't know. We had so much fun in Cabo. We thought we'd still keep eating Mexican food when we got back.

How do you say Takedo? I love Cameron. I actually love Cameron. Goal accomplished. Do you guys like Cameron? You guys like Cameron? What? I love Cameron.

I love Cameron. Love Cameron. What? I love her voice. That's all I need. And I love her mispronunciation of random Spanish words. Even though she'll say it right the first time, she'll be like, I love her, like, mispronunciation of random Spanish words. Even though she'll say it right the first time, she'll be like, I love guacamole, and then she'll be like, can we have some guacamole?

Could we have a chimichonga? Oh, ridiculous. Someone posted on our page when they were doing top chef ticsists. Did you mean to me from Texas? When they were doing top chef Texas, she was one of the rich people that they was. What's not for biscuits? No, that kind of makes it.

That was the biscuits was the Charleston S season. The Texas season, there was a challenge that you would progressive dinner party. And she was on the Texas season. She was one of the couples. She had, I don't remember, but people say that she was like obsessed with gummy bears, and you did some sort of gummy, something,

and all that. You know those shots were like, ugh. Seriously, seriously. Seriously, Thomas. Okay, so they're cutting back between the two doctor visits, right? It's Liam, and so every time they cut to Liam's doctor,

he's like, look, I got cut to Liam doc Liam's doctor. He's like look I got tax I got a glue gun Like this like clown music. Yeah, like dude dude dude. Things are falling like running around in a little time falling over Like someone gets a pie in the face. It doesn't even make sense. Yeah, there were such assholes They're just cutting in like Lauren's well-clips Bernie Hill. There is this was we said this earlier it was like nothing but boob surgeries on Bravo Monday night It was out of control It was nipple because Kelly got her boobs done a Monday night on OC and now we had

dueling boob job situations happening on Dallas. That's a lot. It makes me pine for the days of the vagina waxing. Just get never again, never again. But I love this one because the patient over at Kerry and Marks is like, do you have any good drugs? I'm gonna feel like Snoop Dogg. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and they should be on America's Got Talent. Okay. Ah! Adam Levine terms round his chair.

Ha ha ha. Greg Stefani's like, I could really help you pick out clothes. Wow, great guest, great judge for the boys. I feel, I actually felt bad for the, I was like, there's a period. Make a period. Did anyone feel bad for the camera crew

that Mark and Carrie hired? Because they're like, you know, they'd normally shoot like corporate videos where they like shoot people at the office and they're like, today you get to watch surgery. I was like, these poor guys, I mean, just like blood, I would not, I would quit. I would quit it right then and there. That's a lot of cameras in a surgery, by the way, a promo team and the Bravo cameras. Yeah.

And Mark's like, it's really important that Carrie is here to close these wounds. Otherwise, Snoop Dogg would bleed out on the table from a leaky tits. Like, okay, drama. And then we cut back over to the other one and Brandy's like, I really want to support Leanne, but it's not normal to want to kill people. That's fair, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. So, Carrie in the middle of all this, we may have this sequence a little bit out of

order, but she had told, she tells Mark that, oh yeah, by the way, this is gonna be my last surgery, by the way. And he's like, did not, did not take it very well. No, but who does that on camera? And he's so mad that she did it. She's like, wow, that boob job went well So I'm gonna spend more time with our daughter. He's like Well, it's for our daughter like she went through every single line and she tells us I put my eggs in this basket And it's hard to put that basket down

How many eggs are in that basket? He loves my basket twice today. It's not enough. Let me go to yoga. So after these crazy surgeries happen, Leon is... I'm a good doctor, music versus clown doctor. They did, they made us do music crazy.

I know, but it was like... But to be fair, they did knock over on the paper. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, buh Boop, boop, boop, boop. It was like ER versus Scrubs. It was. It was. So Mark is such an ass. He's like, I'm going to spend time with our daughter. And he's like, you'll come crawling back in six months. Being to stay at home, mom, you'll blow your brains out.

We built a machine. People will see this video of you on the web and expect you to be. We are going to get six hits per day and they're hoping you'll be there. You did not invent the automobiles, sir. Well, to be fair, I think that was code for your a real housewife on your own Bravo. And people and people gonna come think that you're they're gonna See you here, but you know, though if you're basing your plastic surgery based on hoping to get an autograph You're gonna have a problem as nothing to say about Mark's surgery It's more about like your intent and going into it, you know Have some respect go to LA and go to sir and see the band of rules people, okay?

Get some go cheese balls waiting for I mean although to be fair I mean you could see like it's in his mind is thinking you know you're on TV This is an asset for the thing and I often you're you're leaving This is what can like launch us the next level so I actually do get it I will be an impologist a little bit thankfully with plotlines this deep There are bikini shops in Dallas to talk stuff over deeply. Yes. So we go to a bikini shop. Oh wait, wait, wait. Can we just like, can I just say something before the bikini shop? We went over a little bit the fact that when Leon woke up rich came by to say like hello, and how cute is rich your boo is so cute?

He's cute. He's like, you're gonna need me to, you're gonna need to teach me how to read these ones, babe. But I love them just to say, it's like, wait a minute, cross the street. No, Rich, come back focus, Rich. Braille jokes, sorry. Okay, so, so bikini shopping. It's only half blind. I mean, I get that no blind jokes, but half come on you guys It's not making up new rules at the live show So the bikini store So the bikini is called pamy seller. Yeah, talks just like them They're like hi How's the bikini?

It's really good. It's really good. Do you like it? I like it a lot. I wish we had the bikini together. Me too. That's a lot of high, high. Yeah.

So she's like, Welcome to the bus. You must be shaming. I don't know what you got to talking about, but I hope it's terrorism. And it was because they're like, we're going to Mexico, but let me tell you what Leanne told me. She wants to cut Kerry's throat like she's a young coconut full of milk. I was like, whoa, where is that?

She was naked and I was like, I think if someone were naked and telling me they wanted to kill someone, I think I would also have a similarly confused reaction. I just like that they're so shocked. That's me at the beginning store to talk about the fact that the end might be crazy. Why are they surprised? Marie still has not come out from under her bed from last season. She's hiding there Leann is in the bar was tight out bitch stay down

She's like Scooby-Doo getting scared. Oh my god, so she's like oh my gosh She might be crazy and Stephanie is like I knew and I told her that she was after all tricks that eventually she would listen to me. Wasn't she just trying to convince everybody that she didn't say Leanne was up to her old tricks. Remember where you are. That's true. That's true. You also also the old tricks, I mean, it was only like nine months ago. It can't be like, the tricks are not that old. They're like in the same, they're not, the tricks are current. There's our current tricks. She does do a really funny impression though. She does. She's like,

she's like, I don't really feel like sharing the fact that she said that Mark gets blue jobs at the gay bar. But I do think that threatening someone's life should be on their radar. That is so bizarre. She never wants that the fact that Mark is getting beat. No, I think that's something. I think that's, again, I actually think that's totally fair. I think if someone's threatening your life, I think it's fair to maybe mention it. I love Leanne. I mean, it's open with blowjob.

This is Bravo. To be fair, Leanne already told us like five times she's gonna stab us to death. So to us, we think it's like her way of hugging us. You know, it's like, girl, and it was my man actually. I love you. That's corny for I care.

Oh my god. Now she says, I want to take you on salt and pepper shakers then you have to be scared Brandy's like I feel in the middle. I think I should tell Carrie and she's like see something say something Look, this is not there is a calm down. You do But she's like it's gonna hurt Carrie to spread this but threatening someone's life should be on the radar Thanks Doppler by the way Brandi. Oh wait. I have a question How many people drag their straight husbands and boyfriends who have no idea what's going on? And sisters and sisters. Thank you. No count. Thank you for enduring this and sisters. Thank you.

You know, Count. Thank you for enduring this. You should be one of all people. Let's give a round of applause to the straight guys. We have no idea what's going on. And the sisters, you got dragged. You guys count, too. And our fists are full of love.

For you. What did you say? Oh, we have a straight man right here in the front. So sorry times four hours. We have a, we have a straight. Okay, sir. And one right behind, we have guys, there are straight guys everywhere. Is this the way the Midwest is? I know.

Yay, straight people. Straight people, populating the world. So now it's time to move on to Laurie. Who is that life coach? And Dallas, you either have a therapist or a life coach. I have both. I'm like, bitch, all of your family just threw you into a bull. You didn't write for it.

You didn't write for it. You bought you a goddamn house. You didn't want him to buy. Yeah. And your far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far.

You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far.

You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. You didn't know how far. That's a thing a lot of people have and it's like very you know, it's a challenging thing Especially as a child and and everything but the reason why I'm sort of like Talking about it is because there was I happened to go on to Twitter last night and some some really like

There's actually like someone who was like really nasty who tweeted at Stephanie and said I'm really sorry Your son has has dyslexia But like you have like a cold evil heart and a cold evil heart and maybe you deserve it. Something really, really nasty. Dyslexia karma. So Brandy, so then I see this whole thing, thanks Alex. Have you read the Bible? That is not how God gets revenge, okay?

He'll blood the world. So then I see this thing, Brandy goes, again, stop using your fake accounts and then but here's my favorite. Lian's tweet is like all it all cost me like brandy that is not me. I'm fighting for your home depover review account. I just love Twitter. I just love Twitter. The top is better than that dumb bitch. I love Twitter.

All I got says is I just love Twitter. I know the way these things happen. Well, this life coach is one of those like Rina, like... How are you? How are you? Own it, baby. Own it. You can have the hair. You can have the hair.

You can have the hair. You can have the hair. You can have the hair. You can have the hair. You can have the hair with the ribbon hair. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, that's really all that happened, right? Oh no, so she's like, You know what, last year I focused way too much on bandage problems, and then I didn't understand my problems, and so when she starts crying. And then the doctor goes, yeah, you know, sometimes we're just thinking of the kids instead of ourselves. It's like that's your advice. You're a mother!

Like, what are you supposed to think of? You're supposed to think of your children that we answer. I thought the weirdest part was when the life coach then threw Stephanie in the pool. I was like, why? Why? Even you, even you.

And they both had metal holes all over their shirts. That's weird. That's weird to me when they both do it. So here's the important thing. The important thing is that the next scene we finally get to see DeAndra. They're at a shooting range with with uh with Carrie and Mark which is exciting. Well you know she's with Deandre's with Jeremy. Oh yeah. Oh Jeremy. Oh Jeremy, wow. Wow. Girl, that man is so cute.

And I love all his, like, he's like, look, I'm in Africa. And he's dressed like in a straw skirt. You know, those artisan. Hot Al Gore. This is awkward, but also a bonus-reducing. So thank you, sir. Jandra's like, I've been doing this. That was six or seven.

I don't know how to shoot everything. I've been practicing. One day, I'm going to get to shoot my mom. Does it? Oh my god. Oh my god. Because you know, you know that one day, it's our shooting. You know that D was going to come out from around the like the rocks

and be like, just try to shoot me. Just try. They shoot her. She's like, I'm still standing. Girl, D would just be like. That all bounce right off that power in me, my hair. Rick could say, right back in your guy, damn, I didn't gonna get shot. Shoot have one of those capt-

Shoot have one of those captains in America. She'll accept to be like the TVVCR combo. But, shhh. All the guns Rick or Shay off it. be like the TVVCR combo, but shh. All the guns were gonna show off it. She's like, I'm Captain, you'll get it when you've earned it. Okay. Okay. So this scene, I call Dandra the Marriage Therapist. Okay, now Dandra is a therapist you need, like Stephanie.

She's going to this girl, she's like, how are you, you're right, it's more about you No, it's not okay Dandra that's like the doctor Laura where you're like my husband cheated and he hates me. She's like what you doing That's the and Ryan I love it. Yeah because they're upset and marks being the girl, you know He's like well if he had a guy my kind of home you'd kill me. She's like you'd kill me first. He's like yeah well, if he had a guy, I'm gonna, home, you'd kill me. And she's like, you'd kill me first. And he's like, yeah, you're right. I'm like, whoa. Whoa. It's funny when she said it.

Not the same, Mark. And Vandra's like, y'all having problems? Like, you're getting in the way of my fucking shooting. You know? Like, y'all having problems? And she's like, well, she's irritated with me. Why? And he starts going to the whole thing she's like

The end of this hate that she cannot deal I I loved it. I'm honestly like I love Deandra. I love Cameron Of course, love Legan. I actually think like honestly like Legan Cameron and Deandra to me that that's like the core of the show. And like, Brandon, Stephanie, and Carrie are fine. But like, I get so mad when there's an episode, and we have to wait like 35 minutes before the other three come on screen. I'm like, where are the bitches? Oh.

I actually had it in a positive way. I actually like all the women on the shows. But I really do love that this season, of Brandy just sitting alone on her couch like Because that was the whole season last year every time they showed her she's like well the first episode I tell it to somebody besides me. Yeah, this year It's just like have those ginger terrorist children just beat the shit out of her every episode Get it with the pillow Ginger Terrace children just beat the sit out of her every episode. They're like, good. Get in with the pillow.

Stop it. No last season, last season, the very first episode, Leanne and Brandi had a fight and it was so good. I was like, oh my god, Brandi is hilarious, lands crazy. This is great. Brandi is my new hero. And then Brandi kind of spent the rest of the season being like, uh, poop, red wine, poop red wine poop mommy juice I was like it was fine but I was

like you know I thought you were gonna be a lot bit year cuz we're gay we'd like bitchy people and so you know eventually we sort of came to understand the glory of Leanne and you know and now this season we Leanne got some playmates and you know Deandre and Cameron and like we like that we like that we're very happy with it. Deandre and Cameron. And like, we like that. We like that. We're very happy with that. Deandre and Duplaii mates. But what's, I know, it sounds very suggestive. But anyway, back to this shooting scene. Everyone's like, what, this is what happened.

We have a costume. Who hurt you? Brandy FaceTime's carry on range. So it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom. She's like So it carries like really Seriously, it's gonna kill me. I have to deal with this on the shooting range. You're holding a gun. Yeah. Look, what are you afraid of? You're literally holding a gun right now. We should also mention the fact that Kerry hit the target and Mark could not hit the target and he was getting so mad.

There is justice in this world and he's a surgeon. He's a surgeon. Precision, my ass. Last year, she made fun of how I got my husband and this year, it's about stabbing me. So Deandra was like, oh, that's not real. That's not real. Do you want to kill you? She was kidding. What?

Slitting your throat. I mean, it's a joke. What? Slitting your throat. I mean, it's a joke. What's just Liam? Could you sell my dresses on eBay, though? Could you do that? Keaton let the whole thing on there. We'll drop off in his muscle car.

Oh my god. She pops off. That's what she does. That's Liam. She does push the dog drugs. Did she take a drug? Probably. She probably did.

Carey's like. Did she swing an axe at you? That's what she does. She's got a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of little bit of a little bit of little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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Also, Doug, carry his shot before. No one cross-eyed just hits a target the first time. Okay, that's extractive. Stop doing you know it's true. Oh my God. You too. What now is for the cross-eyed people? You know I'm high. You too what now it's for the cross-eyed people you know

Make me feel like Trump over some cross-eyed jokes Come on you guys. They're fine people both sides the cross-eyed Those cross-eyed people so anyway, I know it's how I get laid. You know they all think I'm twins Oh my god. So stupid. So Stephanie and her assistant. Okay, so Stephanie is with her kids, right? And her assistant, Tor. Is that the kid's name?

Or the assistant's name, Tor? Tory. Oh, that makes more sense. Thank you. Like, Tor. It's like a, like, a beer bottle from a TV. He's like, I guess the word ends there. There was a beer bottle in the way I guess it's tour I Could move my head to the left a little bit

Which Wait this thing was actually not I mean this was like a whatever scene it was nice She was working with it. Oh my god. You have an assistant reading to your children and she's reading backwards like it makes no sense. She's like God Dill or the The dog rolled around the grass stop gas sliding the child I somehow missed that. I don't know what happened. I don't know But anyway, it's definitely work with her cute with the alphabet, which was nice. It's cute. It's nice sweet

So yeah, they did. But then they were doing the letter thing, right? So she's like, I'm going to do the letter things to help her. I'm just already. It's OK. Ben is no part of this. Tell them everything.

I'm going to go up and down quickly. Tell people on the Pulitzer board that Ben had nothing to do with this. That's right. All I'm saying is that she's like, oh my god. Do you read things backwards? Okay, that's played with letters so she'll hold up a thing and it's an A, you know, and he's like, I don't know and she's like it's in a I don't think that's dyslexia Is it dyslexia anyway, so then we go to Mexico and your brain. It's not that you can't see what a letter. I'm not criticizing anybody.

I'm saying I literally think it's the wrong disease. This is what we've all witnessed. It's all hate. Send all hate. I love it. Guys, let's take a stand. It's the wrong disease. I'm trying to say it's not the wrong disease, Ronnie.

It's not the wrong disease. It wasn't words letters in an order that body trust me. I said my piece. I'll trust you. I'm wrong 90% of the time. I know. I know I know I'm the stress six. I know it's I said my piece. This is, this is any who thank you my 10% of bitches up in this room. Yeah. But you know what though, you know what though? I was saying I don't think that's the thing. But you know what though?

This is why I love Ronnie because he will just, he'll say what's on his mind. And that's what, that's what we need. Girl, I have so much. I'm so proud. I'm proud. There'm so much proud. There's so much that I filtered. Anyway, here's the fun part. So now it's time to go to Mexico because it's time for the cast

trip already. So everyone's going to go up to Mexico. Leanne, she gets herself all taped up because her boobs are all still healing. She's like, far as it's forward with a lever wait people were talking about a compact in your chat oh Brandy says that later you know we'll ask you when you come up on stage on the next day yeah big light no right tell you tell your friends I know it so Cameron is

going through an existential crisis right now Yeah, camera is like I don't know what I'm gonna do Because Mexico is going to ruin my furry bag Mexico's gonna ruin my suitcase does Mexico not get blamed for enough Like they're being dog piled. Can we just leave Mexico out of it? I know, seriously. Can't please.

This is why I like flying private. Because I'm private, I could take my free bag, but I'm commercial like hand. I get that, but bitch, don't get a free bag. Don't get a bag that can't get thrown around by Ashley from Southern Charms Savannah. And her husband court tells her, um, nobody's ever gonna take you seriously in those big gigantic like glasses or range. She's like, good I don't want them to take me seriously.

Okay, ever. or wearing shoes like good I don't want them to take me seriously okay ever whatever what he doesn't know is that I'm already taking them seriously I've given them all the powers and now they think they have to control and Brandy is like oh oh the kids are just fucking beating her when we go to Brandy is like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The kids are just fucking beating her when we go to Brandy.

Like shooting BBs at her from behind the couch. It's like, oh, man. All right, so Jerry and Dandra, Jerry's like, hey, great news, Bay. Keaton has got a job. Atlose, he has landed. He's going gonna be great. Is Lowe's gonna eBay my stresses?

Is Lowe's gonna do that? I don't think so. Could he put Lowe's in a little container? I don't think so. Is Lowe's made with snow algae? I don't think so. He's like, look, it's Lowe's. It's what I've been praying for.

That's like really? That's the first time I've ever heard her parents say that. He's been working it loves. Thank you Jesus. Thank you. He doesn't really hit highs. I put code for working as Leanne's weapons procure. Now that's a job. So Kerry and Mark, Mark is like, what is wrong with this crazy girl? This is getting new voice. Temporary voice. I've buoyed her. If you need me, I'll be at the round-up.

She's like, ah, boys, man, those boys. So airport, blah, blah, blah. Everyone's like hugging and saying hi at the airport. Everyone thinks that they're all happy. Leand did something in the window, like that of like a sticker tongue out, whatever. I was like, I'm not coming. Oh, sorry.

Did you see me in my face over there? You did aim in my face. It's so big. No, now we are bonded. Sorry, babe. No, it's okay. Six years. You deserve a little.

I wouldn't want anyone else to survive on my forehead. Oh, babe. Yeah. Can you believe we've been doing this for five years? Is that crazy? I'm in six. Five and a half years over 500 episodes tell all your friends who don't listen. Oh, oh, oh, I have to give a shout out I have to give a shout out because last night when I was taking Uber from the airport and my driver won his wife it's a huge housewives fan so I told her

Listen to the podcast and what's even more important is that then I was so excited by all this I just got right out of the Uber and I left my laptop and all my shit in the Uber And I was freaking out and then I And I was freaking out and then I won, drove all the way up from Chicago southside to deliver all my shit including these notes, these notes. So it's a one and his Bravo, Love and Wife. Thank you. I'll tell you one thing, you know what show they love? Hello, Decnico. I'll tell you one thing you know what show they love below deck Nico

He was trying to play it all cool. He was like yeah, I stopped watching those shows. Oh, yeah, that's a good show Nico just collect and pussy It's like yes, yes, thank you. Yes, like tithing. Yes, yes, I will. Thank you. Nico Baskin. So they have all these airplane cams, you know. So I don't know who was saying this, but someone's like, Leanne, are you going to behave? And you're like, oh, deandre, she's like,

why did airport security find liquid nails in your carry on? That lady. What? You know that there was like someone in coach looking out over the wing of the airplane and seeing like Leanne just bantling something, but like there's someone out there on the wing, I swear. It's a Twilight Zone, I have friends, classic episode.

I just wanted to remodel carry space. Surely you can't be serious. Airplane. And they're like ladies, are we going to have fun? And Cameron's like, mm-hmm. We play on having fun. And the next week Cameron crying when someone hits her with the dildo. I speak jive.

So, Randy's already asleep. I'm just going to make airplane references while I can, you know. So at the hotel, okay, this is one part where you guys need a Ramona, okay. There's a bees. This is a bees. Thank you, Ronny. Thank you, Ronny. Thank you.

Every housewife show. Oh, you said they did have a Ramona. We need to write this stuff. Okay, will you remember what we're supposed to ask you? Okay, yeah. Girl, we on the same drunk ass paid. So, well, as far as we could see as the viewers, they all arrived in this presidential suite and they were all like, okay, which room does everyone want? Well, why don't you two go there and you two go there and you two go there you go there great presidential suite What a great place to have a confrontation about blow jobs By the way, I think this is very important Leanne. I want you to take this back to all your cast mates

Because I'm hoping there will be a third season next time you guys have a vacation Watch every single vacation from real house us in New York because They every single vacation from Real House has a New York. Because they vacation, you don't have to get naked, you don't have to get naked. But what you have to do is you guys have to fight over some stupid ass shit. Like because, do you, do you remember even Dorenda this last episode? Dorenda, this woman, she came in, she got drunk, she stabbed herself in the fucking hands.

That's dedication to the craft, that's dedication to the craft. We didn't get to see the whole thing, hopefully it's like a three-in-person. Yeah, we are only the beginning of the vacation, we know that there's more stuff. I just mean the room picking, like, we are sharing the room, okay? So we get this one, look at the top, okay? Like, like, what is this, like, it's like a free-for-all or fall or something like that like what's going on like I say I can't like I'll say like if you're True to room for all right, I'm gonna be like down in the ground. I'll just like him right now Come right out the door. Yeah, I can't like seriously. This is what we're gonna do is fucking bullshit

I'll kill myself up fucking call all you out of care. I don't care. I don't give you shit. What do you? Alien gave me skinny girl lip balm today, so thank you to Aileen, Jenna. So let's see, Carrie, of course, is even trying to commence Cameron, the her sex drive works. My Cameron don't care. Cameron does not want to hear about your vagina. Okay. She doesn't.

Hey, so we're going to spend time together? That's great, because I sleep naked. Sorry. I hate pajamas. That's great because I sleep naked I normally sleep naked Cameron has like a classic mean girl response. Oh, you're one of those girls I know you guys that you don't like her, but to me this is like why I like bow down to Cameron. I love this shit Y'all will see y'all will come around. I am just pretending to be dumb.

Yeah. So Carrie tells the girls, Leon gossip. Okay, so then we have inside is Leon thinking I've made up with everybody. We had T. There was a gavel with some hobby lobby diamonds on it or whatever. Like when a glue gun has entered a party We're all friends. We all know what it's like to make a mistake, you know Hi, hi, people in the second floor. We all get it. So she's like we're friends right and danders like are you gonna hit me buddy? Nope, you gonna cut me buddy. Nope. You're gonna flick anybody. Nope

Sandpaper nope barbells. me buddy. Nope. You're gonna flick anybody. Nope. Sandpaper. Nope. Barbals. Nope. No. No. Sharpened pencils. Nope. Tripping. Tripping. Will you trip anybody? All right, no. What about her what? Brian's She doesn't know about that part yet. She knows how to use her Still on the old weapons girl. She's like, everything dormant. Let me talk.

Let me talk. I love what Deandra already does, like a preemptive. Let me talk. Like, Leanne wasn't even opening her mouth. She's like, let me talk. Mother, let me talk. And you guys have a very acrimony relationship, OK? It's almost as if you proposed to put your relationship

in a tube, and she wants in a tub. It's very acrimony, is it? OK? I love Dandro and she wants in a tub. It's very acrimony, is that okay? I love that, or when she just fucking leases it. She's like, mm-hmm, she's like, mm-hmm, she's like, mm-hmm, we will not. Do you understand me? We will not. So, yeah, so meanwhile, the rest of the girls are all in this hot tub area,

and they're just sort of talking, and this is where Carrie and they're like, they're all like just gossiping at this point because Randy's telling the terrorist story You know she's like well, you're in the doctor and she said she was gonna blow herself up on her face No, and Cameron's like really? Yeah, what doesn't sound like her we have dessert together and we're getting like back-to to back like footage of Leanne and Kerry about saying they're both saying listen I've been going out of my way to be nice to her. Both of us saying all I said was OBGYN like I mean can vaginas be doctors? Guys, can we stop limiting vaginas as a group?

vaginas can be doctors as well. So now, yes, basically, Cameron's feeling so much the way. She's like, I've gone out of my way and I was like, I have tried everything with Carrie. Like, you are both liars. And I cannot wait to see you roll around on the ground. Okay. So then Brandy does kind of a good imitation and Cameron's like that is terrifying.

Cameron hadn't met that. Right. Oh girl. Next season. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm terrible. I'll try next year. Watch that bitch. I'll try next year. I still try. So next week on Dallas, Brandy Chase is coming around with the brown, yeah, that's all, I think, well, they were all making fun of how Leanne's doctor told her to put a compact between her boobs. I had no idea what was going on at that point. I just knew they were just being shady.

And I was like, this is great. I want a big ol' shady, shady, shady. Well, a shady. It's like, why do you, to you and Carrie, why do you hate each other and she's like it's good or all Let it run out of your let it run off your back like rain runs runs off my mom's up when that hell makes presidential sweet Can you put this on eBay for me thanks So now's where we get to putting your compact on your nipples. Oh

Yeah, why shouldn't a nipple look at itself But I don't know how boobs work either. I mean, I have mine. I was gonna I thought there were references to get old computer from the 80s at first. I was like huh? So next week. Oh my god Cameron gets hit with the dildo. I mean, whoever does that, who does that? Who does it? Is it Cameron? No, it's Brandy, Brandy is chasing you around. I mean, all I have to say is that like every episode of Dallas

so far the season, I have loved, I think it's super funny. You've got a perfect mix of like the entire cast is really strong right now and You're all funny and you're all fighting in just the way we like you to fight and I hope everyone is watching this year because it's great now Now that brings us to the end of that recap but not the end of this motherfucking show We got two microcontains. And last darling, please help us welcome Nico Sully and Leanne Lockhead. And Leanne Lockhead. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair.

He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. He's going to steal the chair. We have wireless. I love you! Whatever you want, man.

I don't mind. No, no, no. I like you in the center. And so you know, my nipples face forward now. Like my pretty eyes. But you know what? Yeah, it's gonna bring that. Can we, can we, by the way, give a shout out

to all the people who are watching on Facebook live right now? We didn't do it that the last time, but we're all watching. Hey guys! There's like a Barbara Walters filter on it right now. Woohoo! Oh, I love a good barbell. What up Chicago!

Yeah! My whole thought, I love you! Nico is actually a Chicagoan. All that did was just increase your phone book. By the way, so, uh, love below deck. Every single, I just, I was slow to come around. Wait, wait, wait, uh love below deck every see I just I was slow to come around you love below you love below deck the TV show are you just love to be below deck all of the above

who would love to be below deck just saying it's gonna get crazy listen it's the 9 p.m. show everything goes crazy who's feeling good? You see you did it damn you you know how to do it How's everybody doing? They're like you're dumb and he's like has everyone do it? Yeah Ronnie you're just piss. They didn't throw on these at you So Tristan, I mean uh, uh, uh, Niko, I see you have a Brace that right there. Who tells a little bit about it? It's a band

Band, I started the Tristan's got foundation to raise awareness and also to most importantly help families out there Going through the same situation as our family obviously not to put a damper on the night, but I lost my younger brother Almost a year ago and so now we're raising awareness and also helping families. So it's a great thing Yes Chicago base where could what where can they go if people want to donate to it? Where can they go? Tristan Scott Foundation dot org and We're all Chicago base. We do a lot of events out here as well as we're working on a lot of different things

So good for you. Yes And we're all Chicago based. We do a lot of events out here as well as we're working on a lot of different things. Good for you. Yes. Good for you. Yes. Yes, Taneco and his family. Love that. Now let's talk about shady bitches.

Oh, Brandy. OK. Woo! Woo! OK, so we're talking shit tonight. Why? I could be shady for a minute. OK, so we're going to get up it for you. Give me a break. We're just metting, I think I could be shady for a minute. Okay, so I gotta get up it for a

Give me a break. We just met and I think it's longer than a minute. Yeah, it is Listen, you know, this this is what we always say our podcast is about It's about trying to like capture that feeling of watching these shows to your friends and like we know that like You know who you guys may be in real life is probably different than what we see on TV or a different version We're just here to we're just here to respond to what we see on TV now I know one of them. I'm a total bitch. No, you're not You're an angel you're a bitch. You're a nice. You're saying We're all fucking everybody. He's just scared of me because my hands are up here.

Gah. We're an engagement ring. Engagement ring. Oh, I have engagement ring. The first audience. The first audience got to see it now, second on. All right, so let's, can we talk about what was going on in that room with the hands and the knives and the.

Dude, I took a Xanx before I even left my house Hands up a man her hand was empty when it pulled out she had a ring on it. It's true So yeah, the truth is you guys I was going to surgery. I'm like the biggest you can ask my mini me I'm the biggest Control freak and then they said I could say fucking but whatever So that is there many other way I could say fucking but whatever That is there many other way big is control Freeing on the planet. So basically I'm gonna be unconscious and putting my life into someone else's hands And I'm like fuck that

That's some fucked up shit you better drug my Yeah, get me down I'm just saying you better put of Fucking bull down Because this bull has horns and if I wake up some mid shit That's like Wasn't that like the plot of Lucy wasn't that like scrawl Joe Hanson woke up like You're Lucy you're basically Lucy better than But wait hold on hold on yes But Leanne. To ask me. Listen. I mean, Dan, it's okay. No, no, no. I'm not attacking.

I'm just saying. I'm ex yes. But did you think that when you left your damn house at five in the morning? Because that and the you did. Yeah. Fuck. Yes. Well, I mean, look, I understand breakfast, but dude, because that's when you were like well she better watch out Okay, because you know what that was about so let me explain that So hold on so I want to explain that comment. No, yeah So here's the deal so I took drugs that morning and then the whole way there Brandy was reminding me that she And the whole way there, Brandi was reminding me that she,

Carrie literally called her on the phone and said, your surgeon has killed some of my day- Oh, that's right. We didn't talk about that. Oh my God. Like, are you mother fucking kid? Excuse me, that is Dr. Fall. So, so I'm thinking, I am, I'm like thinking, okay, so she dogged and this will come out soon enough.

How many doctors she's dogged, but she does so brandy is saying that's me and I'm like, what a? What a fucking bitch. Okay. Oh, yeah, tough it miss. Cut fitness on this show. We say, cut fitness. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

Yeah, we say. We say cut fitness. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking so we say cut fitness. So I'm thinking in my mind, how can you say that a doctor has killed someone on the table and not fucking get sued? But also, was it for Nipple moving around? How did he kill them? To me, it was completely about like when she said that in the car, I was like, she better shut the f up or she is going to get sued and her husband's going to get sued. You can't say shit like that about a fucking doctor

and not get sued in Dallas, Texas. I mean, that's a truth. That's a God's honest truth. Can you can you tell us what the roadhouse is? You mean the roadhouse? Way away. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe it's so it's the round up.

Roundhouse roundhouse. Here is round up round up. Yeah, it's it's on Cedar Springs. It's good. So so what was the deal with the how? Okay, when you saw that on camera that you had said that what were you thinking? I'm thinking should have kept your mouth. Damn lock-in. Okay, so you guys really did you really did feel like that was real right your friendship So the story when you told when she said like I

Was nervous about me and but then it was my birthday and I saw her outside And she said hi now we're friends. So is that true like you just ran into it or birthday and then you became friends again So I ran into her for her birthday over the summer and And then while at Hotel Zaza, know the owner. Oh, very good. Hotel Zaza in the house. Happy to share the chef with you, Dan Lansberg. Zaza, Stan Lee's girlfriend. Any loser.

So yeah, I ran into her. And then what she says, she's like, we only sigh each other one time, other time. I'm like, bitch, how many motherfucking phone calls did I take from your ass? Crying on the phone. Stephanie's gonna do this. Travis is gonna do that. Oh my God, I'm so, I don't know. I don't think I want to do it again.

And I'm thinking it's real, so I'm thinking I gotta help you. How do I help you? Phone is more real than in in my life. That meeting. I have to have this. My best friend, Aileen, is here. We've been friends for 24 years. Even when we lived in New York together.

She'd lived in the Bronx and I lived in Staten Island, the street, whatever. We still talk six hours a day and week. And if we don't, it's trouble. Okay. Real people, they can see it on your face, when you're lying or you're smoking or whatever. You know, talking on the phone is more important,

I feel like. And I will tell you, I am happy for the reunion to pull up a whole the records of the phone calls. Stay tuned. All right. Stay tuned for the reunion. BTW, I didn't trust that, Ho. So I might have recorded some phone calls during season.

Oh, drop the mic. Girl, do not speak to me if I am calling you from the sky. You heard it here. Oh my god. Just don't. Just don't. All right, what is your name? It's gonna pay.

Better watch the fuck out you can mess with a lot of people in Texas, but when you mess with me you get the war Land and not come to play she's not a mimic her For sure the world's over you know, I don't need to mimic anybody because I'm a mother fucking original Oh gee baby. Okay, so I have a question about so Brandy tweeted something where she said, Oh, I know bravo wanted to fire me and she saved my job. Yeah, she was the only one that would be willing to film with you. What's up with that? That's why she holds a center star this season and not me.

I love how Betty, I love how Betty, she comes. The best part is she actually texted a good friend of mine who, because I happen to know all the media in Dallas, because guess what, I do philanthropic work nonstop. So I know everybody. So she texted one of. Charity. Yago love this ship. She texted a good friend of mine in the media

and was like, Olian has no storyline. I hosted my solo trip. Excuse me, did you see big texts? Behind me, well I was getting in here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I just want to say something this is actually not anything to be shady about Brandy, but like I Firmly believe the reason why you guys got a second season is because of you And I'm not even saying that because you're here. We've said it millions of times on our Podcasts and who isn't here? But I'm

Well, Nico Nico speak the truth Nico's how cute is Nico? I mean seriously We're just gonna keep we're just keep saying over Nico should take his top off That is Oh, wait, press it so Nico Dirty everybody got everything I said Well, I have to Everybody got everything I said

Blowning dyslexia during the season of below that is fine, but I'm newly single so who was the girl the new So who's the girl the new about that yoga pose cuz you better be at the after party He knew about the what my question was gonna be singular taken and Nico is single and ready to mingle The question was gonna be singular taken, and Nico is single and ready to mingle. That's so is my brother Josh. Josh stand up right for me baby. And Josh. That's it. That's it. The answer watch is here tonight and here to stay.

Yeah, that guy. Let me tell you something. His mother popped out five kids and all I can do was feel my vagina go. Help. Mine too, girl. Let me tell you something. When we met Nico in LA, the A&TMX models were like, I'm not saying that to them.

I'm just saying that they were like on the show. Like Lisa DiMotto and Brittany, remember Brittany? And there was like one other, they were all. Do you know how amazing it was being the only fangot in that place who didn't know who the America's next top model, girls were? They hated me. And that girl, she's that place. He didn't know who the America's next top model girls were. They hated me. And that girl, she's like, no, she didn't.

I was like, let me get your number as I can see where Nico is later. And she's like, so we texted. What was that girl's name? The real talk. Brittany, that was Brittany. Brittany, and she wrote me, hey, let's go to Rouse and get some ham sandwiches.

I was like, you know what, that's not with her. I'll put that out. Oh, no, I'm laugh. I was like, that know what, bitch. I was not with her. I'll put that on right now. I was like, that girl's got a sense of humor and she also understands my taste. My point is, I was glad to get to know them that night. The winner circle, yeah. The winner circle. Who knows about that? What's Lakeville?

Like, Cam, wait till you go to the winner circle. Oh, that's here in Chicago. Hey, this milk shake. What's the winner's circle? The winner circle You know what they say about my milkshake, right? It brings all the boys to the yard I will have wait how late is this milkshake place open I want one all night. I want a milkshake I want a milkshake. Oh, I just want to say a simple thing.

Nothing has got the crowd more out of this talk of these milkshake. People standing up. Chocolate shake. That's my favorite in every sense of the word. Just saying. Chocolate. We will not be this in my house. We are going to f**k it.

Alright, alright. Let's ask. I don't understand the rainbow array of crayons. All right, all right, let's ask I understand the rainbow array of crayons. We are homosexuals. They don't understand Those are sharpies not crayons because alien Alien will bring us shit just to like you guys. I just found out that you have not just died You have not just died. No, you did not. It just came up on my phone. No, why did you do that? You have not just died. Who does that?

Who does that? Dude, save it for a brain concert. I want to make sure I wanted to be fresh. Well, thanks, man. I will save it. It's fucking Andamoney amount. Facebook live. Facebook live just made major sad face. Yeah, no, he is a Chicago

When I used to model in Chicago This is like when just get to Andy died and they now turn the amuse I Turned down I turned down play It's verified why do you turn down playboy my grandmother was Let's let's let's let's get back on track. Okay, you want to see my tits boss your tits Now all right wait wait let's ask Nico some below deck questions So below deck what exactly does it look like? What exactly does it look like? It's a primus face to think about.

A primus? Get below your deck. Tell us about Chris Brown. I'm just saying, I got a deck. I mean, a deck, D-E-C-K, not a spout. Wait, so tell us about Chris Brown because he seems... Oh, man. He's like, whoa, dude.

Dude, it's like a yacht and there's like, to kill on the board, like, I'm really going to kill a man. Bro, bro. It's my cousin Fani Nimo, I'm like, I'm like 500 years old, bro. Yeah, man. I'm like a turtle Fani Nimo, bro. So that being said. What?

So what's Chris Brown, was he as sort of like lazy as he seems on the show? I think most of that crew was as lazy as they were on the show. But how do you guys do that? Like normally you'll have two or three lazy. They slip them cocaine. But you didn't fail, right? The boat only cracked. I mean, it's already cracked.

I was above that shit. And I was like, this is not happening in my house. Let's fucking do this. Oh my god, did you go home? Right the boat only I mean it's already How do you what do you think about Bruno? Obviously he's great looking but yes, he's a stop bitching No, he's tired Yeah, yeah He would never make it on real housewives of Dallas if he wants adults. Oh He would make it on real housewives everything you say to him. You'd be like, did you say that about my marriage? And you'd be like I'm tired. You're phone. I'm so sad. What's that? How does that mean? How does this season?

They never confront me. So how does this season of below deck compare to your first season? Completely different. Obviously the first season everything is like, oh, hi cool, you know, whatever. I'm here at work and the second season I kind of took more seriously because in the off season I got a lot more experience. Right. So but also don't you feel like it's like Vanderpump rules where at first they're all waiters like actually being taped, right? And then as it goes on, it's just like dumbhose from Kentucky like, Insta DMing people and granted that whole became a wonderful one of my favorite bravo stars, so I ain't this not. But are these do you think these people are like actually trying to get on the show?

Is it that kind of casting? No, it's not like that because everyone actually does want to be in yachting, but at the same time, they're inspired to be a dumbass or lazy, then you shouldn't get the fuck out of here. I know, but Chris, like, doesn't seem to understand that he's even doing anything wrong. He's so cute. Okay, so on Twitter, he was like, He's so cute.

Okay. Bonnie has a focus. There's a penis and it needs to be sucked. That guy is cute. Okay, here's why now. Here's why now. No, I don't want to call him. Oh my god.

You want a DM? No. Yeah, you already got the Twitter. I already got the Twitter. No, gross. You guys see Chris Brown, he, Chris Brown, by the way, we're those people watching Chris Brown seven. Chris bound by wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait She said he's an alcoholic. Leon, would you ever go on below deck? You know, they asked me to go on below deck.

They actually tried to get me to go on below deck. But as a guest, yeah, we have to specify as a guest. It was like a ridiculous amount of money. And I just kind of was like, I don't need a vacation that bad. I've got a back. Oh, this is Nico's brother Coming up on stage Josh all here everybody crash this stage. I Know it they really should not be that hot. It's not there

that yeah Leanne were you friends with Cameron before the show began? I was not you know the interesting thing about Cameron was and I love this so The we ended season one and then all of a sudden, Carrie and Stephanie start taking Cameron. Oh my god, seriously, you two stop it. So, get a room. So, Stephanie and Carrie start taking Cameron to lunch,

and of course they have to Instagram every moment they take her to lunch. This is well before Cameron signed the contract but it was because she was interviewing for the show and so like Brandy was calling me every time they took a picture. They're totally turning her against us and I'm like who the fuck care curves? Like seriously like I'm sorry but I'm gonna be me on the show and I don't care if somebody hates me or likes me. I'm still fucking here. Girl, but I love your southern accent. You're so cute. She's a carny dammit.

One of the reasons I like the biggest loudmouths of bravos because I'm a get loudmouths of bravo's because I'm a big loudmouth of nowhere, okay? You really got it wrong. I love it. I love your loudmouth. You gotta just do what you do and then people like look at this. I should never have been able to find such a beautiful hilarious person. But you know what? You have a dandra, you have a range.

But you know what? loves you have a dandruff you have to range like yeah, but you know what I have a Cameron I have a Cameron too. It's like these two girls down here in the front row who are looking at their person. They're wearing no no no no they're wearing these shirts one shirt says I'm the bent to her Ronnie and her shirt says I'm the Ronnie to her bed. I didn't notice the faces. You guys we have to wrap up our show I know we've already been I know You want to Prosecco you're a con I don't need a straw I know how to suck without a straw. I love you mom

Rich's job you guys Did you see my ring? You know what? That's what we're going to do. Hold on. Wait. Whoa, whoa. Sorry. Here you mine.

Oh, yeah. Before we have it. All right. All right. We're going to have this 10.30. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? It's the start.

We started at nine. Let's do like three questions. OK. Come to audio. Come on. Let's say, if you got a question Really got to raise your hand faster What's your name? What's your name?

Maraville Mourwacker That's to it Welcome Do you have an actual job or you just a philanthropist? So let me tell y'all She wasn't saying it in a shame. Anyway, not a shame. That's a good question.

That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. That is a good question. That's not insulting. That is a good question. It wasn't she, we saw it in the room. That is a good question.

That's a good question. Let me help you. Let me pass out. Don't shame her. That's a good question. That's a good question Okay, so what is Brandy's job? No, no, no, no, no, I know I got you. I got you boo. I'm just gonna say Brandy's job is spreading Like the deaf comedy. Stephanie's job So let me tell you how I make a living so when they were babies, I don't know what the fuck they were doing.

Second dick. I was doing movies. I've been in movies with, I played Faith Dunnoway's daughter. I've been Sandra Bullock's pageant contestant. I still get checks. Like years later people. I got to check this week for like 20 grand. From a movie I did like 20 fucking years ago.

So I'm good, I don't need no money. Missing congeniality. My job is being a smart ass. Oh yes, give it to him. Here comes our next question. Hello. Hi. Hi everybody, my name is Brian from Michigan. Hey what's your name? What's your name? What's your name again?

Brandon. Brandon. Who are the boys from the roundup who's signed to Mark's death? Oh. Hold on. Before you even answer that, I would like to say is a card carrying Fegie to Burrito. If you get your dick sucked by a game and normally

that is kept private. Yeah. That's actually true. That's true. So I'm trying to do it. Oh, no, Pimmy. that is why we get to suck them. Do not be, this is like HIPAA for blow jobs. Do you not miss me?

Yeah. All right. Take it away. So I'm not, I'm actually not at the liberty to say. Unfortunately, because some of them have been served at their places of business. So served. I bet they got served.

I don't want to get them in trouble, so I'm in every frame. Okay. One more. One more question. Oh, right there, right there. By the way, sorry people on the second floor. We're sorry. Did there stairs? It's hard. I'm sorry. Sorry people on the second floor. We're sorry. Did there stairs? It's hard.

I'm sorry. Thank you so much. Bannon Ronnie, I hope you're coming to Boys Town. Wait, wait, wait. Where that at? I can't hear. Is that here or Pete Town? All right, wait.

That's in like... She said we would be going to Boys Town. Yeah. Are we going to try town I'm gonna look around So hot here there's less about you know So I went to sidetracks once I'm ready. Let's do it But you gotta really talk. Yeah, you see Taylor. I'll make you nervous But you gotta really talk about it. Yeah, you see Taylor, I'll make you nervous.

Question is for Niko. Yay! So, the sides for the very small rooms. Is there any other fun places to hug up on the boat? Oh, yeah, Niko. Niko. I mean, answer this without saying too much. So, who I like it?

Do it while you face. On boats that I've worked with, no, no, I have a lot of examples. I just want to give a good example. So on boats that I've been on previously from, okay. What's that? Look how cute my go-ins. So on boats that I've worked on previously before my cabin the bilge the boasting locker The bunny desk cabins, but captain didn't know holy crap no wonder that place smells like sperm and old spice and then he slept in there

Like Stephanie's new house There's a lot of places. No, don't get stopped. Keep going. Don't get stopped by the commentary. Was there a locker room? The galley. The cally. Oh, well, the steam room. Yeah, that's a classic. We were cleaning that.

What? They were cleaning that. Basically, the steam room is ever clean. The steam cleans it. That entire yacht has been, has been desecrated. That entire year. This has been a belligerent life show. What a belligerent crazy mess.

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