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Episode Date: January 17, 2018

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Vanderpump rules is being moved to Thursday this week, we have a gap on Tuesday. So why not put Merid to Medicine on our Tuesday show this week instead of the bonus episode. So here we are today to talk to Merid to Medicine. So before we start today's glorious recap of my road to medicine, Ron and I have some news. It's our year. 2018 is our...

Is the year of what's going to happen, darling? You have crappings! You have crappings! So obviously we are coming to you guys every day, being like, biotech, SOR boss and show or whatever. And some people have been like, um, hello, you keep on talking about these shows on the East Coast when you come back to the West Coast. Well, guess what?

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All our links for all of our upcoming shows and the schedule and everything is there. And so it's the link to merch. So go buy some. Yeah. Hey, let's go on to Marge Medicine now, shall we? Yeah, heck yeah, let's do it, man. Let's do it, let's be crazy.

Let's talk about all the craziness happening in Atlanta with these crazy doctors and their wives. Yes, now we love this show, but even though it's been relegated to the bonus episode, we love it, okay? We stayed watching this show, we've been covering it since the very beginning, and so it's my, even though we do this every week,

it's nice to give it a full recap on the main show. Yeah, it is. Especially this week because it's the continuation of the 90s party, and it's so dramatic that we don't even get the opening. They're just like, shh. Married to medicine. Yeah, exactly. They're just like, let's get back into it.

What will happen? Because last week, essentially, they all got drunk on Alize. And Simone was like, now, Mariah, you have to admit you were throwing shade and heavenly. I'm like, no, absolutely not. It was like, when I gave that faux award and basically said, this is the award for being the most non-like heavenly, that was really not directed towards heavenly at all. Yeah. And then heavenly is like, Yo mama hit some one up

side the head with a purse. But she said, yo mama. So that's Mariah's cue. Mariah who's always looking for a reason to just jump up and try and beat somebody up so she can get a place back on this show, which is never going to happen. You jump up and it's like, hold me back.

Hold me back. It's like, it wasn't you though, it wasn't you, my mama called, I tried to hit in the head with the purse, it wasn't you, like that's her big argument. Yeah, exactly. And that's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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And Evan leaves, you know, kind of sitting down freaking out, like pretending that she's going to cry because she, you know, wasn't her holy self as she's trying to be. Emma Rai is like, you just don't know how to take it when a cute chick is nice. Yeah. Now, we just watched Atlanta. And I think Mariah has the same illness

that Neenie does, where she can never fight about what's really there, and she can never, ever admit one single thing that she's done wrong. Yeah, also, who is the cute bitch being nice to Heavenly? Because I didn't see anyone cute, I didn't see anyone being nice. No kidding, is there a cater waiter that didn't make it on camera? I know. We're talking about the grip. Is the grip like particularly attractive and friendly? Because I don't see anyone on this cast that's really fitting those bills. This is one of a group. So Jackie is basically, Jackie Pohl's having the way.

It's like, all right, Heavenly, you just got to come down. And I was like, I'm trying, Dr. Jackie, I'm trying, but I don't know, I can't do any. And Jackie's like, well, Heavenly is working. She's working towards it, but she's stumbled as one word during a course that you might run with different stumbling blocks. If you were a part of the fit new it, fit is the new it, which you should be if you care about your body as much as I care about Miss Heavenly.

Now Heavenly, are you going to church tomorrow? And Heavenly is like, I'm going to church, praise the Lord. So mewamariah is so screaming and she's screaming that she wasn't being shady and Simone I don't know someone doesn't have a dog in the straights. I don't know why she's doing this Maybe she's just just cuz she's drunk and wants to make TV, but she's like Mariah You're not owning your shade you have to own your shade Mariah Mariah oh my god, oh Mariah I said oh my god, it's not You or Lince you said you for game us, but what about us getting an apology from you

Whoa and see so it's just like oh my god Why why was I even complaining that we have two houses like sender to the North House? I'll beat the South House everything school Seasons like you know what we need we need a group of neighborhood children to come in Fix this I'm gonna spend $25,000 on some child labor law violations so So Toya takes my right to the bathroom to calm her down and even toys like no Who's a big what you hit a dead was just said heavenly or a hoe that's what you should have did right to the bathroom to calm her down. And even to her, I was like, no, my, you have to know, it was a dig. Well, you should have dead.

It was just said, having to leave your home. That's what you should have did. Okay. What was that? Oh, Mariah is like, I do not dig like that.

I come for the juggler. Oh, and also Mariah was saying, every time I try with these girls, they come and they take a portion. It's, you know, it's like, I like that take a portion. It's you know it's like I like that in her mind it's she's just trying to have a nice meal and then someone's like taking the potatoes off of her plate. Leave it to Mariah to think that the whole buffet belongs to her. They put out chafers for me. They put out a clothes. And what do they do?

They take from all of them. It's like if you went to the golden corral and it started yelling at you. It's like why are you taking a portion? Why this is all my mac and cheese how dare you? It's like when you order take out and you get and the restaurant gives you like four-play settings You're like no, it's just for me. I'm Mariah, no one's taking a portion of this. It's all for me. It's not for the silent judgment. It's so funny. So then a thunderstorm comes around,

and basically it's like, OK, everyone go. And Simone goes, well, I didn't intend for this to be a blowout between Simone or between Mariah and Heavenly and Eugene goes you're the one who started that shit But I didn't mean to it's about motherfucking So funny so you have a storm comes in and toys like we are gonna die Contest is like two by two other world two by two I'm just out gonna go about It's Don't

It's too early. Don't wash us away daddy with our scenes. I promise I'm trying to be bad I'm trying not to curse as much, but if you fly a sad right now know your mom out there I go again Contest is like the worst Noah ever. She's like, two by two, get the fuck off my boat. Yeah. She doesn't want these beasts inside her house. This is the raining. Like normally, most hosts would be like,

okay, everyone come inside. She's like, it's raining, everyone just leave. Just leave. I'm gonna go hang out with Lou Beger right now, AKA my husband. So they do the regular opening now that the party's over where it's like party pop in my groove. Bang this shoddy, pretty smooth. That's a lot of song. Oh, yeah, it's like party party all day long party party party party.

And then it's Jackie getting stretched by a trainer. Like yeah, party. She's like, well, I'm glad that I don't have gas or farts that are wanting to come out. Like, hmm, meanwhile over in Quads House, her trash can is full. She's like, this is the damn trash from the other day. Baby, that's awesome. This trash is full baby.

What's the point of having a full garbage can? It's like having a potato salad in the middle of a train station. Marass, do not take my portion of potato salad. Then we go over the torias house and she's like, Hey, we'll probably talk to you. What are you supposed to do? And he's like, say something. She's like, no, you're supposed to listen, which is hilarious.

Yeah, explains a lot about Toyota's life, by the way. Yes. How was getting passed on to next generation? Yes. And then, yeah, I mean, you're learning. You're paying attention to your mother for sure. And then it, it, it, inner cuts over to Heavenly's house and the music is still going.

And it's like, that's getting the air and take off. Get in the air and take off. And then it and take off and then it's heavenly microwaving cup of coffee and Damon's like what are you up to baby she's like daddy I'm just having some coffee and I'm gonna do workout a little bit with my little weight it's like this isn't enough to to to make. If you do a far hundred than daddy, you get really strong. Daddy, he is man like a little jiggle, don't they, baby? Don't they, baby? And he's like, well, especially those of us with that darker hue to our skin.

I mean, there's just a long pause. And Evan Lee's just looking straight at him. I can just like this really long pause and he goes, maybe other colors of skin too, I don't know. It's like, well, thanks for chiming in weirdo. So then Heavenly Gus and her little girl thing, she's like, how about the party, daddy? Oh, you know, I know I made mistakes,

but I'll pay to Jesus every day, but I can be about a person, daddy. He's like, well, look, reacting is reacting, but sometimes you can be harsh. Look at me, I was ready for a storm. I went to that party in a Gilligan hat. They cut to him in a Gilligan hat. He's like, I'm here, really.

See you get angry, Daddy. You're just sort of like, monitoring and boring and don't say anything. I sort of thought you were a big tiki sculpture, really, when I married you. He's like, I'm not monotone. Yeah. Oh, okay, like Jackie, then.

He's like, okay, I'm like Jackie. Well, Daddy, I'm on my spiritual journey and I should be bladder, but I'm never gonna be perfect, Daddy. Now, I'll try Betty, Daddy, okay? Now, I promise, now. Thank you for talking to me, Daddy. Now, I'm never gonna be perfect daddy. Now I'll try beddy daddy. Okay. Now I promise now Thank you for talking to me daddy. Now I'm gonna make dinner. Okay. Now go draw bath, baby Take your clothes off. No, nothing like that going down there You're gonna have to do like Eugene

Daddy He's like, okay so We then go over to Cone Tessa's house where a contestant in Dr. Scott are hanging out. And basically contestant is like, so let's talk about the elephant in the room. Like, oh my god. We just watched Atlanta. Wow.

Oh my god. Oh my god. You know, Barnum and Bailey even went out of business because people were so sick of watching elephant torture. Okay, so it's learned from Barnum. Yeah, let's listen. And Bailey. The elephant in the room is that the elephant in the room

is being abused. And we talk about the expression not an actual elephant. Yes. So Contessa's like, well, you know, the 90s party was a cool idea, but then everyone had these micro cat fights all over the place. And her husband, Dr. Scott, is like, you know what, you don't gotta yell all the time, okay?

Sometimes the stuff is going down around you, just let it go down. And she's like, excuse me, I put up a tent. So then they start talking about Miss Renee, and Kitasa's just befuddled by Miss Renee's behavior. And she's like, you know, after 10 years, it's never been contentious between Miss Renee and me. I mean, even when she's quote unquote fired

or when she quits, never contentious, I'm like, that's the definition of contentiousness, contention, whatever. Being fired, that doesn't happen when you're like chuckling over some tea. Yeah, you're like, oh, thanks for raising my children, you're fired. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh're like, ha-ha, thanks for raising my children, you're fired. Oh, ha-ha!

And how many times does someone have to get fired or equipped before you decide that maybe it's time to rethink your personal decisions? Yeah, get rid of her. Yeah, and then like the doctors, like you're the queen of this castle, so don't let people throw forks at your head. She's like, hmm, that's gonna take some elephant thinking.

Okay, it's been apparently, apparently it's been a week without Miss Renee and contest is like, I just want her to know that she has to respect me and that I'm the queen of this, this cast and is like, yeah, you're the queen of this cast. So I'm like, wait a second. How is it even conceivable that Miss Renee is still in the picture that like that she would even be, that you'd entertain the thought of her coming back? How, like, she's gone. She's done, she doesn't come back. I think a fork to the head is an auto, an auto fire personally.

Yeah, I think it's like an a for real fire, not a non-contentious firing. Yeah. So I think everyone's in agreement on that. And I'm interested to see what Twitter has been saying to Ms. Renee, because you know it has to be be terrible people must be coming for her left and right yeah yeah uh... so lunch mariah and Simone okay now this is the battle of the low voices yes it's like who can prove that we're not going to yell more by using voices that basically say we're yelling quietly at each other. It's bedside manner voice, also known as beach side, group therapy voice.

Even Simone's doing it to the host, she's like, yes, I would like a table over there. And also, how about I will be you, you will be me, and we can talk about our issues with each other, host at the palm. Now, may I show you to your table? Like, a man just go over there. I'm tired of bringing a bread basket over all the time.

Ma'am, I've other tables out to deal with. She's like, hello, Mariah. My name is Simone, and I will be taking care of you today. I'm just sitting down Simone. Sit down. I'm doing sitting down Simone. Sit down. I'm doing role play with the waiter again. Yes. I was on role play.

You know what I mean? Give me some bread. So Mariah is like, well, I'm under the weather, okay? My sinus is draining. And Simone's like, well, then you shouldn't have let me kiss you when I came to the table as a hostess because now you have given a disease to someone who will spread it amongst the restaurant community. Do you understand? Like just sitting down like some hours, yeah, are you speaking on behalf of Simone or the host still?

Simone or the host still. Is there anything I can do for you? Would you like a drink to start? Oh, okay. Oh So we're gonna tap water now. Is that what you're saying to me, Mariah tap water instead of the extra dollar or a healthy bottle of water? Sparkling or still Mariah still what Yes, I am still very upset no still water I could be sparkling and still mad no Talking about the type of water you're gonna have Now this is my favorite thing they do on every house watch so where they excuse everything with the old well I called Mariah because we all make mistakes in life.

It's like I'm not perfect. My favorite thing. It's like you can murder someone. Well no one's perfect. I'll still go to heaven. It sort of sounds like she said like I called Mariah because I just made a huge mistake in calling her but no one's perfect. I called her well because you know hey I'm, I'm in mistakes. So I wanted to say a thing that I call Mariah. So my mistake is now in my call history. So the very first thing, of course, is, you know, Mariah says something about the party and someone's like, oh, we're not even doing any small talk.

And Mariah is like, no, absolutely not. It's kind of the elephant in the room. I'm like, oh, my God. Oh's kind of the elephant in the room. I'm like, oh my god. We're in the same, yeah. Second scene, yeah. You say I don't own shit. What don't I own? When my elephant shits, I say that's my elephant shit.

So what are you trying to say? And someone's like, now in New Orleans, you spoke on forgiving us, but you didn't speak on wanting our forgiveness. And this is my favorite. Like I love when someone preaches, but I love even more when she's either yell preaching or whisper preaching. And this whisper preaching is hilarious because Mariah is like, what for? Yeah, like who can be quieter? Well, now Mariah, you talk about every one of us behind our backs and she's like, never.

Yeah. She's like classic, right? It must have been about me. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Mariah's problem, as Simone mentions, is that Mariah just never owns anything. For years and years and years, you know, sometimes Mariah has a point, but she just never owns her part of it, where

she does a fake owning it, where she says, you know, I understand what I did was wrong. I've acted in a trill in the past, I just want to move forward. It's like a blanket ownership, as opposed to no, like there are specific things that you still haven't owned. And this is what Simone is saying. Simone's basically like, Mariah, I want some peanuts. I'm roleplaying the elephant now. Okay. Now you go. No. So, but the thing is this though. I think we, the fact that we are now in season five or six of the show, and it's the same argument with Mariah. I mean, you know, people talk

about the Vicky, Shannon, Tamer, thing going on too long. This has been going on since season two. Like, we need to move on. Mariah, we need to move on, but also Simone, everyone, stop asking for forgiveness, stop asking you to be accountable. We cannot keep spinning our wheels in this Mariah feud. It's been going on for years, and it's not getting any more interesting. Well, at least in those other feuds you mentioned, they actually talk it out and like fight about it. This one, Mariah, will say, okay, I forgive you. And then the next second, be like, I give an award to someone who hasn't been mean to

my mother. Oh, yeah, when she was in the bathroom talking to Torrey at that party, she goes, I can't even give a goddamn award without these ladies attacking me. Why are you giving awards? That's another thing. Why are you giving people Oscars? Yeah. Like a delusional, but she never takes responsibility and she does some own, she's like, well, don't you remember me apologizing? And they show a cliff of Mariah saying, well, I have forgiven everyone. And I hope that everyone has forgiven me as well, which is not an apology. That's not an apology.

Yeah. And so she's like, you want me to own it, but I don't even know what I'm supposed to own. It's called look at the DVDs of your seasons one through five. Look at everything you did. Just own that. And by the way, when we say, look at those DVDs by owning those DVDs that does not count as owning it. Okay. Alright, that's not what we're talking about. It means go,

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Oh, stupid, stupid Mariah. She still won't admit anything, and she still has nothing new to find about, because no one will shoot with her wisely, because she's's just gonna try and ruin their lives for no reason. And so she's like, well, heavenly recanted the entire apology at that pool party because she brought Mama stuff up again. I'm like, well, you brought your Mama first and she was just saying that the mom hit somebody in the head. I mean, I don't really think it was that big of a deal. And also, stop being so self-involved to think that anytime someone says, Yo Mama, that they are specifically referencing Lucy.

Okay, it's just kind of like a phrase, although it's funny that someone's like, I don't know why heavenly always goes to the Yo Mama place. I don't know why. But also, Lucy's not just some passive mom that's being abused. She's an abusive mean monster of a woman.

She is an mint lady. And she's come for other people. And being a mother does not give you the excuse to just be an asshole to everybody else in the world. I just wish Mariah could get her shit together because she is so entertaining and she gets into hilarious fights and she has the funniest things to say in her interviews But she always falls back into this what was me thing Acting like I didn't do anything wrong. I wasn't being shady. I'm the victim here No one came to see me in the hospital when I had a cough, you know, it's like it's getting old

Yeah, I don't find her entertaining at all anymore. I think she's just thirsty desperate and sad So I want her gone speaking all anymore. I think she's just thirsty, desperate, and sad. So I want her gone. Speaking of next up. Yeah. Thinking next, speaking of literal thirst, Jack, he's like, how do I turn on a faucet without a man here to do it? Yeah.

She's like flicking, she's in her PJs trying to figure out why the light won't flick on. Yeah, the bull is out. Well, it's actually Curtis is here and he's got a paint job on his new old life crisis car. He's got another vintage car that he's showing up in and it's just, it's so midlife crisis see it hurts. So I decided to look up a little bit about Curtis,

Curtis Barry, to find out like why he has these cars. Okay, now I hate being the person that's like, you're a gym teacher, you shouldn't be able to afford these cars because who knows how he saved his money invested and who knows what sort of salary he has. It's personal, it's totally feasible theoretically. But I looked it up and unsurprisingly, I guess we probably should have known this based on literally his appearance. He was a former NBA player. He was in the 1981 draft and I couldn't figure out how many years he played in the NBA but I guess maybe he if he played for at least 10 years he probably had some money that he may have invested so maybe he can afford those I'm obviously can because he bought them or he has them. He's driving around

Although I'm bravo that doesn't mean anything But our previous shade about like how can a gym teacher for these vintage cars may not be as strong as it was? But I still maintain that it's full on midlife crisis bullshit and he's got to get his act together. Yes. And he knows it. Like, like, in any relationship like this, when you see groveling to this degree, you know where that money's coming from. Sorry, truth.

But he's like, um, look, I brought some food and some grocery store roses. And she's like, not diamonds and pearls. And he's like, oh, ho, that's coming. You got the paperweight, right? Did you get the paperweight? She's like, I have allowed Curtis back. I have seen a remorseful husband who upgraded to packaged artists and lettuce. That's good enough for me. She's just happy that there's someone to change the light bulb. I mean, Jackie is not really having a great moment for feminism right now because she's like, well, I need you to change the light bulb,

which at first I like because she's like, fine, if you want a gravel, I'm putting you to work. And then he goes into a closet and comes out with a step stool. And she's like, where did you find that? It's like it is right here in the garage. It's like, come on, Jackie. You have to be a little bit more resourceful. Like you flick the light thing three times. You're like, help me, please help me.

Just look in your garage. And she just keeps saying things like, well, now the light works. But does it fix the embarrassment that is being lit upon me or whatever? And he's like, look, I hope that there's light at the end of the tunnel and not a dark light. What? It's not a light that I have to change. Oh.

Oh. A dark light. He's like, I hope that no one is trying to make pictures happen at the end of that. But I hope there's not a teenager there who has put some pine cones and leaves on a certain special paper and needs to develop it in a photo negative sort of way.

And I don't want to walk in and overexpose them. Just see my new car. And Jackie's like, the truth is, I miss him. In marriage, you become one. On the bright side, I too got some useful booty through Curtis. So here we are. And she's like, well, thank you for the lettuce and the bulb. But I need to get back to charting now. And he's like, okay, I'll leave. But don't forget to lock the door.

Idiot. I'll be back next week with another waste of my money on another car He's like okay get back to churning and not checking our chase account Okay, when you said on the bright side. Did you mean like there was a bright light or was that the dark light situation? He's like well, it's dark light outside. He's like, that's just called dark Curtis. The song, the song taking us into the next scene is, I'm free. I'm free every single day of the week. And it's contestant work. Yeah, or no, it's some moments. No, it's Simone. She's seeing Henrietta, who is the little person who is here for her first

pap smear and pap smear, pap smear, pap smear, I forgot. But once again, we are not experts with the female reproductive system and anything that is related to it. Popcorn, pap smear, pap... Henrietta's here for her first taste of popcorn and Simone's like are you terrified of popcorn? And so Simone's like okay, it's not gonna hurt at all relax relax relax relax. I'm like Simone. I'm nervous now No kitty. I mean the music on this show today has been almost hilariously I mean the music on this show today has been almost hilariously misguided

But I did love the music cue for the pap smear because they're like now and we had to get to pap smear and it's like violin Your pap smear is done and then it's like women are free What is happening and the music department? Please never change it. Uh, you know the best type of music for a Pap smear is a good old caliper. So music... Get it? No. Sorry, I tried to turn caliper and calipso into a pun and I'm ashamed of myself. Collier P. Collire Leppou. Collist of Flockhart, Papsmir. I was saying Papsmir. You know what it is?

It's supposed to be Papsmir. I think it's in the naked gun. There is a villain named... I forget his first name, but his last name is Papsmir. And so I think I've always said Papsmirier like Pap Schmier because of the naked gun. I'm gonna blame the naked gun. Now have you ever had a Schmier? She's like of course I have. My work here is done. It's like wait a minute. That woman just put salmon and cream cheese on the little person's twat okay. You did it wrong Simone. This has gone to a terrible place. So now we're with Heavenly and Alora.

And they're going to a music studio and they meet up with Jan Smith. Did you recognize Jan Smith, Ronnie? No, I didn't, but I loved her voice. I believe if I'm not mistaken that Jan Smith was the vocal coach for no, not, not other than Kenzolciak. Oh my god, I can't believe that heavenly didn't bring that up because she's like, Laura is on a journey to fame and this little has had every bottle. And then she starts naming all these people. Who were the people? A word of Chris.

Kim Zulfiac. Like why wasn't. Sierra Luther Michael Bob. It's like she's just reading off a key ring, Jeanne. Uh, you guys just have point. Yeah. It's like, Oh, time is on it. Gloria,

Darrell, Darrell, Dunstan you, Darry, Oh, Darrell, Darrell, Dunn, San you, Daddy, Daddy! Worms best, daddy! So, I love that Heavenly does that really lazy stage mother thing. Her first question is... Now, how do we expedite this process? And Jan Smith is like, listen, just think of it like having a baby. You can't rush having a baby, right? Unless you're a phage of park. She did one in three months, right?

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Let me be kidding, everyone knows note but that's all our chances for So Jan Smith is like well, I think that she's got potential that check and clear. Okay great. We'll see her on Wednesday Yes, and then she goes in for this awkward fist pump with heaven. Let's just like I think that she's gonna be a big star Here we go slow fist bump here we go All right now heavenly Bring it in now all right say bye to those platinum records on your way out They'll give you a lollipop. Yeah There's CC Paniston worked with her So now Simone's North house Cecilia sitting there in a kid patrol or a kid's

Kids for us kid for us to see kids for kids like the sad he's like the sad Kyle Richards of this show He's like look. It's kids for us on my shirt like mmm. I don't know illegal illegal app He's like we really want to just incorporate this company. It's like kids incorporated, you know so She comes home and he's made a remarkery. And he's like, now I know this app is a source subject for us, which is why I'm wearing the t-shirt and having the page open as you enter from work

one time a week. And she's like, yes, because you took $25,000 out of a joint account. And we don't do that. We don't do that, C-S-O-O. We don't do that. We don't do that, Cecil. We don't do that. Would you like any sides with your stake? I'm sorry, I'm still in Roll Reversal from lunch. Have you had a pap smear? What you did was take out a portion, Cecil. Okay, you took out a portion. And he's like, yeah, but when you thought that money was for

Hose, you know, that hurt my feelings because it's for a business, a business called kids force. And she's like, hmm, and that money bought what percentage of the business? And he's like 16%. She goes, sorry to be the big bunny. They're the bugs bunny of the scene, but that's all folks What if bugs bunny really ended like that? He's like, that's awful

Bugs money invest in a terrible app that fails on Shark Tank They get sued by the government over child labor laws Yeah, I think well maybe bugs money will wind up just with a task rapid. Get it? That ain't done. I just don't understand the point of this. Task baby. Yeah, task baby.

Honestly, I think it's a terrible idea. I mean, I understand theoretically why a suburban dad would think it's a cool idea. I'd be like, what if there was an app? Like, you know, you never know what kids are going to come over and mow your lawn because the kids are always getting older. What if there was an app and the kids can come over and you pay their kids to the app? It's like, I get it. So it seems like a good idea. It's a terrible idea.

Terrible. Regular, regular entrepreneur children do not need your app. My niece has a lemonade stand that she makes hundreds of dollars from. And she donates it all to a local dog charity because she's still very young and innocent and sweet and hasn't learned that you gotta save those coins for when you wanna stop taking your mother's shit and move away from home, right?

So I've seen these kids make money, money, money, money. She ain't gonna sign up on an app and give you a percentage for doing nothing in your house after stealing money from your wife. No, no, absolutely not. Absolutely not, Gregory. So, yeah, so basically he's like, yeah, I'm in a mistake. And she's like, all I want is a conversation, Cecil,

for you take $25,000 out of the bank account. By the way, bought another house. Anyway. You got Bada Jag, whatever. And, Cecil says, in the future, next, I bought another house anyway. You got a bottle of jag, whatever. And she says, in the future, next I get to choose the next app and he goes, as long as it's not shoes. And she's like, now how about a shoes store?

And he's like, I got an idea for a shoes store. Run bad children. And he's like, oh. I'm pretty sure that Nike uses kids to make their shoes, right? And pull back to a scandal from Nantin on and on everyone. So we then go to Contessa at the office and she's like patience, patience, patience. You know, as in like she's seeing lots of patience, like Contessa being a doctor, primary care. There's one lady who has a page boy haircut,

which I really liked a lot. And then she gets a call from Scott, because I guess he was gonna pick up the kids, because they had a plan that like some days, she was gonna leave work early and some days, he was gonna leave work early and they're gonna pick up the kids from school. So he calls up and he's like, I'm stuck at the office

and she's like, I'm stuck at the office too. And then it was some weird thing where he's like, I had to run out to get the kids and they didn't want to lead, because they're like, that's stuck at the office too. And then it was some weird thing where he's like, I had to run out to get the kids and they didn't want to lead because they're like, that's not my mommy or something. And she started crying. This is where it all falls apart. I mean, this was also fake.

She's like, what a full day of work. Oh no, I don't get to leave early. What about my kids? Text, text, phone call, text, text. Another patient. I'm gonna have to listen to your back and see how you're breathing. Oh my God, it's all too much much and then he's with Scott's like she

won't even get in the car because it's not her mommy well Miss Renee isn't her mommy either so how would this make sense that she'll only be picked up by her mommy when Miss Renee is the problem by missing I didn't know this even makes sense I didn't understand I just I didn't feel like it was bullshit. I just didn't understand the narrative through line. Was it that the kids they only wanted to get in the car with their mommy because they missed their mommy or is it that the kids don't know who their mommy is anymore so they don't know who is there nothing but that but what the mommy wasn't picking them up it was the daddy. I don't know. I was confused. It didn't make any sense but here's what it was the daddy. I don't know. I was going to make any sense.

But here's what it did make sense. That kid has been raised by Miss Renee and you can tell because she's a little effort and she screams and yells at everybody all the time and miss Bayes and gives attitude over every little thing. Like your dad shows up to pick you up and she's like, I won't get in the car with you. That's when he slapper on her ass and throw her in her car seat and then put a gag in her mouth when she starts screaming and crying, okay. Raise your children.

Raise your children. Um, meanwhile, in other exciting news, Toya is gonna bring some ex-avened back to Eugene, just putting down Rose petals because it's gonna be like that movie would that girl who lies down on the rose petals and how sexy with the neighbor. Whatever man finds sexy rose petals. Yes. Why would you think that a man is going to find that sexy? If you want to turn Eugene on, take those little packets of Parmesan cheese that come with pizza delivery and sprinkle those all over the place.

Yeah, how about you reach into your big candy bowl and leave like a trail going up to the bedroom, you know, that's sexy. Make him follow some path to Reese's Beasts, okay? That's how they got ET to get a hard on in that movie. Put a new like iPhone on the middle of the bed. That'll get him a hard on. That's how you get him man a hard on. Have a slip for a premium subscription to a porn hub just laying on the bed, okay?

That'll get him like literally. Not the rose petals. Definitely not the rose petals Now toya toya, she's like why you always laugh when I do this for you He's like, I'm not laughing. I'm just like damn you look like you want to dominate somebody and she's He goes upstairs and he's like sex pillows What what is a sex pillow? I don't know. I was like, I was just like, my eyes were closed

and I was like, just type what you hear, Ben. Don't look, just type what you hear. Well, this is why I used to watch The Walking Dead turned dinner time because it just made me not want to eat. Yeah, it was a very unappetizing scene, that's for sure. It was just not sexy at all and I felt bad for Eugene Especially for both of them because basically this was the producer said do this scene. It was like 3.30 p.m

It's what candles out these rose petals. She's walking around in this crazy negligee He looks awkward as fuck and she's like reaching for strawberries and whipped cream and he's like We're really doing this on camera. My parents watch this show Well, at least she had some whipped cream. That's like the first time he actually probably started to get a boner So she's like, you know sometimes I wish Eugene would smack my ass and tap it hard and just grab my neck And he's like, uh, you want to be choked out? And she's like, yeah, sometimes I just want to be sitting on your face and he's like, wow,

this is 50 shades of black people don't do that, okay? Yeah. He's like, okay, well, I'm gonna go take a bath because I just got back from work and I'm feeling, I just want to get cleaned up. She's like, yeah, yeah, go clean it up. But I found booty, it's okay, we're doing that. And so, the deal is.

Yeah, he's like, a dirty sofa, okay? In soot and soot and soot. He's like, dirty soot, fake. Okay. In a general sense, not butt sweat, dirty. Okay. I'm gonna go hose down some butt sweat. Okay. I spilled some marinara sauce on my hands, earlier.

I hope you don't mind that I didn't wash it off, probably. She goes. She's not a little bit. She's like, you want to make a video? And he's like, uh, no, never leave proof. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Except for the fact you're being recorded right now on National D.S. Yes. And he will not be coming out of that bathroom

until the cameras are gone. No. Absolutely not. So now, Quad and her husband, he comes in and he's like, Hey, baby! And she's like, we will be having lamb chops and roasted asparagus today. Yeah, Chef Quad preparing for her cookbook.

She has crowd of her grill pan with all these anemic looking lamb chops. This is like the saddest display. You know, first of all, they're way too close to each other, right? So they're gonna start steaming out. And they just are like these, I don't know where she got these lamb chops,

but they were tiny and they all looked like shriveled and crazy. I was like, what? I don't know if this is your future. And she's like trying to plug her book while at the same time trying to plug her about her marriages and her new marital focus group. It's too many things being plugged at one time. She's like, and roasted asparagus, babe. Because our marina focus group is today, and it's important so I don't want people to not have food. I'm like, okay, what am I feeling sorry for you for? Exactly, please stay on topic.

Yeah, did you get to see that? Did you notice the back splash this time, Ronnie? Yes, I did. Finally, it's horrific, right? It's horrific. It's bad, but you know, the reason I can't get on board with the back splash, hey, is my personal back splash is one of those huge seat metal seats from Home Depot

that I screwed up there with the screw gun. That's fine. At least I think a sheet metal would look better than for a can brown and tan and teal all like smushed together. I just trust me nuts it looks like it's like the lamb chop that's been smeared on the wall there so yes so yes so the the so dr. Gregory and quad have started something called marital focus group that's actually the name

of it um it's their brainchild because therapy hasn't worked for them. I'm like, that's a great ring endorsement from a therapist. Great. Yeah. So, um, good point. Yeah. The therapy doesn't work. Now, finding a public is fun, so we're going to do that. Yeah. So, uh, so their friends come over, including Hot Mark, who we met last week. And, uh, they, they all, they all gather around in the living room, and Quad is doing one of her usual bombastic speeches like I have here to fall

Called you are here because we are We're all couples and we feel certain therefore where where within was transpired of the elephants in the room have therefore in In and of itself been of such a relationship safe space honesty within wherein and then the doctor Great gets a phone call and then it's awkward. Yeah, she's like, okay, okay, we are definitely have a crossroads and we'll wait for Dr. to take his call. And you hear the patient and he's like, we don't know if it's a patient or a worker though, but you just hear someone like, Hey, Dr. Did you find a way to change that plugin? Cause

the office thinks I can't figure it out. Could you maybe have your wife come over and do this for us? Yeah, exactly. Work is never done. The things I do for him. So, yeah, so he comes back and they're like, so what you guys talking about and he's they're basically like well You know quad was just saying how she feels like she's number two and she's like I am okay I have come to accept that Jehovah Daphidil and I will be my number one because I'm clear you number two to your patients and he you know He's like no no no no you're my number one she's like no we were just sitting here having an important moment for a

marriage this is important for a marriage and you love to talk to patients I'm number two and so you're like it hurts me to hear that she feels like number two because number two is purple and she's not purple she's quiet and I love quads. She's like, you don't understand. Well, she, well, what he really says is, you know, it really hurts me to hear that quads say she's my number two because I make sure that I'm working hard, planning for us to have a stable future. And I'm like, you know what, what you should have said was it hurts me to hear that Quad say she's my number two because I don't want to see her feel that way. I don't want her to hurt that way. I don't want her to think that because she's, you know,

she's a wonderful person. Instead, he says, you know, I don't want her to, I don't want her, it hurts that she says number two because I'm working hard. I'm doing all the work to make her number one. She doesn't recognize that. It's like his response is very selfish. I mean, kind of, but this whole thing is selfish. First of all, it's a focus group where no one else gets to talk. Yeah. You know, it's like both of them get to perform for these poor people who are forced to sit over there for some anemic chops that we never even see. And then she starts going into this well first of all when he says She's my number one and I'm trying to make a stable future and she's like do you mean money? Listen lady who just spent a hundred and fifty thousand damn dollars on a car last week when she was mad

Yeah, kind of you kind of require a lot of money to keep going. Let's not pretend. That's not part of it at least Yeah, but she's probably earning more money than he is now. I mean, not that people in marriage may not earn that much money, but I'm sure she's getting from a pure and fees and et cetera. Maybe, but to pretend that it's not at all to do with money the week after she spent 150 grand on the car. I just think sometimes I like that they're talking this through on the show actually, so I don't want to be too much of a hypocrite. But when she goes she's so dramatic and I love that she's goes into this full monologue. She's like, money I need to feel love, I need to feel protected, I need to feel and the guy's like, okay, okay, Quad. He's like, I think and she's like, uh, to feel and the guy's like, okay, okay, quiet. I got some happened.

And she's like, oh, he's like, listen, I'm hot. I don't, I don't have time to listen to this. Gregory, this one is giving me diarrhea. So let's just cut this along. No, you served us. I'm top tar, tar, and it's not sitting well with me. So Gregory's like, I feel wiped out. I feel wiped out.

I'm like, what do you feel wiped out about your healing golf? Don't see what's saying that whole statement. That was statement wiped me out. I'm like Jesus Christ Because he has to listen to a monologue every time from her and she's like You know she starts saying I'm empty all the inside. I'm empty emotionally shod I'm empty and so Greg is doing this thing Which I think is kind of I get it, but I think it's annoying where he's like I want specificity I want to know exactly what it is which is You know that annoying thing when you're making arguments

I'm like like when like when like when it's like I didn't sit here and compile a laundry list I didn't compile exhibit a B and C or D. I don't sit here and compile a laundry list. I didn't compile exhibit A, B and C or D. I don't have that. She did. She did compile it. Cause remember, he was like, why can't you just tell me what's wrong? And she's like, I have made a list.

I shall go get it. Oh, right. She didn't make that list. I have that in here. Yeah. So, it's just like, look, if you need something, tell me. I keep asking me what you, asking you what you need. And you start solving and doing monologues.

Like, what the fuck do you need? And she and the lady the wife of hot guy is like I think what he's trying to say is that he needs you to pinpoint what you want which is exactly what he said and she's like I want him to care I want him to care Love is not a monetary thing, baby." And yet somehow this seemed to be the stem from this weird thing where when they first got married Gregory would not share anything. Everything that was his was just his and he wouldn't share it. So I'm like it's not about money but then you're mad at him because he didn't share basically his money with you. Well, he made a comment like you're always trying to prove that you're not using me for

my money, and it's not about that. And she's like, yeah, but then why is money a thing? And then he explains that money is a thing because he had to work his ass off to get money. And so he wasn't, you know, he was conscious of that and sharing and just like paying for a hot girlfriend or a hot wife or whatever because of course that's the trap that only people can fall into. Just get someone that's hot and in return they have money. It's not like it's like the oldest thing in the book, you know. So that is what they're fighting about and at least they're singing out loud, you know.

Yeah, exactly. And Mark weighs in and he's like, listen, Gregory, you fought for everything. She doesn't realize how much you fought for everything. You fought for her and the problem is you guys just aren't friends anymore. And Gregory says he understands that they're not friends anymore because he needs quad to show him

that she's not taking advantage of him at all. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I get that, but you're the one who's starting your own practice, probably based off of Quad's fame. Okay, you're the one who's sitting here needing her to come change your glade plugins, all right? Yeah. So I kind of feel like Gregory is the one taking advantage of Quad at this point, capitalizing off of her fame. It seems like they both just don't give each other the emotional support they need, but they're also both the kind of people who will just yell back and forth at each other, which is also its own kind of romantic energy.

So I'm not really sure. I have no idea. Here's what I do know. They end up sobbing at each other and no one else ever gets to talk. The guys like, okay, well, I guess the rest of us will have to drive home and fight amongst ourselves. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, things like cold pork chop or thanks for the cold lamb chop, right? Yeah, yeah, because they basically just are like hugging and crying and quads like, I feel the love with this. Uh, average.

I'm like a single, uh, average girl. Uh, how many plugins can I log in? Means like, baby, without you, my office would smell like feet. Okay, I love you. I love the smells you bring to my office Like now we're getting somewhere now we're getting some now. Now here's my issue with with Mario over here every time I come oh, I'm so sorry hot mark Leave times up the Mario over here. Every time I come, oh, I'm so sorry hot Mark. That's the leave. Time's up. So funny.

So funny. And that was pretty much the episode. That was the end, everybody. Well, very dramatic. Very dramatic. Nice to have it on the main show for at least a week or so. You know, people have been, people have been really wanting to hear it. People who have not been

able to listen to the bonus episodes, which are available on Patreon.com. So we're happy for anyone who wasn't able to hear them before to give some marriage to medicine on the big show. We're going to be back tomorrow. Talk to some real house with Beverly Hills. We'll be done. Yes, sir. We'll be back for the Beverly Hills' highest wags. Oh, it's gonna be fun. I can feel it. I can feel it in my bones. Yes, we'll talk to you then, everybody. Bye, everyone. Bye! Hey, Prime members. You can listen to Watch Your Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondery Plus

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