Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

Episode Date: September 11, 2018

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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just taken life and grabbed it by the neck and said, you're mine now, because I felt so impaired by doing it. So that's where I'm at today. I wish you would have called me. I don't think that was what it felt for me too. Well, you should have called you G, they'd tell you what you're going to do. Well, so we're here from very to medicine today. But first, we are going to be in Denver this week to recap Real Housewives of Dallas.

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I'm like, you know, I've been really enjoying it so far this season. It's not, you know, I'm very up and down with the show. I'm wondering, is the lack of quad making the show better for me? You know, is she is she been causing me to not love the show as much? And I think that might actually be the case.

Well, she needs to show up if she's gonna be on the show. Like, you can't just not come to work, okay? We've seen this happen with many of our other stars. Oh, our cool sister, circle now. Sister, circle. She's so just, you know, third act of like color purple, losing it, like Oprah Winfrey losing it, you know And I'm loving every second of quad, but she needs to do that around the other ladies, okay?

No, it's here to watch Sister Circle. Although, although quad had a big on big moment on Sister Circle this week. Sister Circle by the way is a show on TV one for those wondering What is sister circle? That's what it is. It's like a talk show Sort of I don't know if it's I don't want to say it's like the view, but it's from what I've seen of it It sort of has that vibe and she full on called out Gregory on this on sister circle live and she was like You're out there living your single laugh and not letting me do it You got this on those divorce papers and the other women were like It was great

Leaving him for filth on her morning show or her yeah midday so every day me day every day Not only day not late day Quad quad quad so all of the ladies have come to play this season. Really, I mean, Mariah's back. I know that probably within five minutes, I'm going to be screaming and yelling and ranting and raving against Mariah, but man, she's not only back. She's taking the center spot this year and she is earning every penny. Yeah. And you know, I actually too feel like I'm sorry to talk a little bit more meta about the show again or macro

But like season one of this show. I loved I swore by this show I would tell everyone to watch it and then it started to go down hill season two in my mind First of all, we have the arrival of Lisa Nicole and then it became we are we also lost Mariah and it became very Quad heavy like quad became like a central person and I think I Loved quad season one I've always I always love quad But I also I'm not sure she is a good anchor for a show I'm a killer thing God so sorry. I don't even know who's here. I haven't ordered anything from Amazon. Maybe it's a gift. Go look. This is not Bueller, sir. Get out of there. He just gave me the saddest look.

Well, look, it's like I love Bueller, but I can't love Bueller if he's not in my apartment. You know what I mean? And that's basically what I feel with Quatt. I've liked the show. I've thought it, especially last year, I really like their focus on just the couples and they've kind of carved out their own thing the past few years.

Yeah, the boys. Yeah, which I like. It's last year really did get to be a lot just because every day it was someone screaming and yelling and crying. And where it looks like we might be going down that path this year as well because it's like here we are with the same problems. Let's cry about them every day. Well, I like screaming and yelling and crying.

I think that like with Quad, sometimes she feels, like, sometimes I feel like she overproduces herself, not with all this shit with Gregory. That's the most compelling part about Quad. And that's what I actually like the most. That feels real. But I feel like in season's past, there's been like, you know, ridiculous moments where I don't know.

I feel like she has really, really like not really let us in. She is more like, I'm going to do this for camera right now. And so I always I always have I have this theory that when someone does that, it actually affects an entire show because it affects the chemistry of a cast. So I actually, I think in a certain way, her sort of being on the back burner of these first two episodes has benefited the show. But'll see. Yes time will tell. Yes, they will. Sound like Simone like very upset the quads. We will see where is quad. Where have you been? In the words of Rihanna, Where have you been?

All my life. Where have you been all my life? Where have you been all my life? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Dr. Simone sings right. Greatest tips. Disturbia, Cecil and I are in Disturbia. Quad, I have brought you a picture to hang in your room next to your television so that you can look at me and you can see me asking, where have you been on my like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah So we open with the ladies doing things around the house as we do and what did I oh Mariah is front and center I just wrote down and then I wrote don't like trees gonna work with me what does that mean? Sometimes I think I think it's not writing don't like trees gonna work with me I like maybe it's the song I don't know. Oh, I think that is the song

I didn't understand the words and it sounds like don't like trees gonna work with me Don't like trees gonna work with me. Yeah, I'm like trees gonna work with me It's like the it's like the human resources jingle at Monsanto or something but What I like about the royalty-free music on Maritomede, this is not Trixi Monaco music. This is clearly the former group members of Dream, Ordanity Kane, came together and we're

going to sing some Bravo Jams. All the songs are like, because Trixi Monaco likes doing an indignant Brit pop moment. You can't park in this spot because it's full of the queen and arm the queen. But like, this, but like marriage medicine ladies, they sing songs like, ooo, driving the car, the car on the highway, ooo, ooo, it's like observational music. And they only will write one line Yeah, every single one is only one line and it cracks me out because they just repeat that same like now Trixie does that as well She does but Yeah, she resents she resents that she did not get the merit of medicine contract. What I think I can't do on B

Paul let's do an all-be song Oh, Nana what's my name? Here I am singing on B on Trixie Let's do an R&B song. Oh, Nanna. What's my name? Oh, Nanna. Here I am singing R&B on Trixi. R&B are letters in the alphabet, but guess what? They're not in the right order. Send that over to them, Paul. They'll learn. So then we'd seem Raya doing the splits with the baton for her daughter, who is clearly over her.

And. Yeah, I love that her daughter is just basically over her. And... Yeah. I love that her daughter is just basically speaking for the audience for now on. Yeah, exactly. And then probably the highlight of the entire episode. We then randomly see Quadgo. Please welcome to the sister circle,

Violet Davis. Like, what? She's practicing her lines in front of her rock sink while her dogs are sitting there with her dyed hair and she's like Well, like I don't even know what I'm doing with her voice right now. She's like she's trying to get snops come down her nose My only appreciate this. I'm doing the Viola snop down the nose during a monologue And then Jack is a Jackie Dr. Jackie is over in the doctor's office looking at a baby in the stomach on the one of those x-ray things and she's like Ultra-cell.

Photogenic which is penis, but your penis down little boy. Put it down. Put it down little boy. We all call this child Curtis. So The baby hold on to baby is saying something. Stop lying about me. Stop lying about me. Oh this. And your blogs. This feed is just bought self-aid. 1959 Super Baker. This baby is going to ride a PT cruiser out of your womb. This baby wants me to move into a house. So we land on Heavenly who is harassing Alora. Alora has gone from being that spunky young girl who loves being a little sprite on TV.

Like, look at me. It's a twain, so she hates everything. So Heavenly is like, oh, it's hit math. And she's a tween so she hates everything so having to say she's like yeah yes mom it's math I love math, give me a math like mommy you don't do math

mommy please leave me alone 3 plus 3 plus 6 math so then having to sorry allores also at that age where you are experimenting with various beauty products, but don't really know what you're doing. Because her face is like, she has like lip gloss around, she's made like a Homer Simpson, like, like, thing around her mouth with lip gloss. It's just all shine. She's also kind of got priv face. Yeah. But like, she just she got some free free prayer or something. Well either way either way It was like really funny. Although you know me. I hate lip gloss and I was so happy when happen. It was like She's got her mama's lips. She doesn't need no lip gloss daddy. She's 12. I was like thank you So Damon enters, he's like,

I'm the humble work. Oh no, I want to show you daddy it's here. No. Okay, bye. You look tired, Daddy. He's like, yeah. I'm so jealous that you can get those high things for him. He just sort of have to like hold your voice hostage.

Just go. Just go. I just have to see where it goes. I can't get up that high. I don't even know how I'm doing it. And I just, I love Damon. He's like, yeah. He's like yogurt, I feel like. You know, it's like pleasant, but not like a huge manifest now. It's always the same a day in, day out. It's just sort of like shapeless. It needs to be in a container.

And like when you try to open up the little plastic on top, sometimes it does come off, you're like, ah, like there's a tab here, you're supposed to open, and yet the tab just broke off. Like what sort of yogurt are you Damon? You just keep trying to throw brownies in that song, but it's still just yogurt. It's still yogurt. It's still like, oh, this is oh, I see this is you're in a little glass jar. You're supposed to be special. You're still just yo play. You're like, it's fancy brand.

Welcome to daddy planet, man. What you want to put on your daddy daddy? Pink daddy. So she's like daddy. Did you just get back from work? You look tired, man. You look tired. That's what everybody wants to hear. You know, like you look like she. Yeah. Well, he does. He always looks like that. Yeah, he's like the so she's like daddy So I had a she had a party I get together if you will Okay, okay, if you will Thank you for the distinction

Quiet about it. Just like five of us some two strippers eating cut from the buffet She's like he was mother-in-lays and he's like why why you got to wear leather and lace. I don't like that and she's like She's heavenly is wearing a shirt that says blessed favored chosen and then at the bottom it says choose to be something Proclamation Proclamation I got this daddy's yogurt shop His country's best daddy. Blessed, my favorite. Characan. Yeah,

good. Delicious. Sounds great, haven't we? It's the longest name for a yogurt place ever. So basically she tells Damon that Mariah said that he was cheating on her and Damon's like, oh, I don't know what she's talking about, but it's made up. Why would she say something mean about me? It was like the most low energy response to a cheating allegation. But for him, he was just like, I was like, wow, did she not warn him

that she was going to bring this up on camera? I can see he legit looks surprised, but he always kind of looks low key surprised. Yeah, he was like, he was like, Kelly Dodd slowed down like 300%. He's like, that's mean. You're mean. You who you Tamra so she's like why would she be mean to mean he's she's like That you a collateral damage damage. She wanted her me Man, and you're just collateral and I think he's lying personally because he looks guilty as hell and then he starts talking Empower voice like he starts talking in-pow-voys. Like he starts talking in-pow- I just don't trust when men do that.

I feel like we've seen him get angry when his version of angry is going from like, hey, to, hey, so it's weird that he went to, hey, you know, like he wasn't, I would think he'd be angrier, but he did go to like this, like, I'm a wounded teddy bear thing which I kind of start to fall for I was like daddy

I never got daddy cheating I never even thought he was cheating and if they'd be cheating every man of the world is cheating because that's the best man ever man okay heavenly jeez exactly Okay, heavenly jeez. Exactly. Oh my dear mama. That bothers me buddy. It's time for commercial. It's time.

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think it's so cute but yeah she is definitely like I'm on a TV show and everybody was me to me on Twitter. So I need a new wig and like baby, like baby doll shirts, you know, she's wearing like those lace kind of like, button too high. Like you're saying Sarah Plain in tall shirts. But this show is so mean because they, in the opening credits, they still have her season,

her first season wig and I was like, oh, that's not nice to do a contest. She like upgraded her wig game. Ooh, you gotta earn that. Your wig has to was like, oh, that's not nice to do a contest. She upgraded her wig game. Ooh, you gotta earn that. Your wig has to earn a spot too, okay? Yeah, yeah, exactly. So she's just there with Scott in the kitchen and the kids and they're talking about boiling noodles and water

and then her kid just like shoves all this food in her mouth and starts running around and starts to choke. And it gets like really scary because the music gets like serious. It's just like one load and it's like, and it's scary. And they just like pick up the kids. She just picks up the kids like, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. And Scott's like, she choking, she choking. And they just like both of them like, slap, slap, slap, and like scooping in.

And then like, the kids turn their outside down and just start smacking her until she bars Just like well a toy. I can't be here. Let's do this So then Yeah, and basically kids are just barfing and the funny thing is once the kids are just barfing and it's clear the kids Okay, the music goes from like until you bump I was like oh this is like the celebratory like Beach that we're gonna add to the child spewing. Yeah, it's like the child almost died and it still couldn't save this scene.

I was actually hoping for, I'm hoping for a contestant because I like her and when someone comes with a new wig, they're coming to play. And so I'm ready for her to play, but I can't with this, like I need to work more. I can't with this story and now she's adding her dad into it too. Yeah, I can't with another dad's storyline, okay. I can't with this Scott like I need to work more I can't with this story and now she's adding her dad into it Yeah, I can't with another dad storyline. Okay. Yeah, and I thought it was sort of funny that Leila choked on a piece of sushi That was too big. I was like what? I didn't know children could eat sushi. I thought that was like illegal until you're like 12 Just seems too fancy. I read Wounded and it looked like she was eating a tomato But who knows who am I to call who and it looked like she was eating a tomato, but who knows?

Who am I to call tomato sushi or sushi tomato? Maybe it's like a special type of sushi, tomato sushi, sushi. And then of course, like a second later, the kids' stomach and face was spaghetti and they're like, well, look, oh well. See, just choked. So Contessa's dad is like a drug addict and he has a lot of autoimmune diseases. And they keep saying he's sick There's like they're being vague about what's going on and then we hear a backstory about how like when she was younger

He would go away because he was an addict and their mom would always say oh he's sick He's sick so I was like when they're saying he's sick does that mean that he's like relapsing or is he actually sick right now? Well, now I shouldn't say actually sick I should say more like sick from like a disease, like a physical disease, et cetera. Well, they're saying he's got tons of physical diseases and Crohn's disease among them and that he has a bunch of diseases

from when he was an addict. But now it's not an addict, which is why she wants him to make up for it and be around the kid. And I just wrote down, look, you wanna keep addicts away from stressful situations and you just had to turn your daughter upside down and beat her in Tulsi

Bar. No, no, yeah, maybe, maybe like family trip. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I got the feeling like there was something more, more like ominous at play that she didn't want to necessarily blow up her dad's spot entirely, but something was something was up and I thought it was strange. Yeah, well we'll see, but I'm not in for another season of someone crying about their dad. It's too sad and we also just saw it. I'll tell you what I am in for Quad and her new friends. Quad is like, I've upgraded to the sister circle and now look at me. So she's like walking around with her sister circle friends and they go to a restaurant and quads like, oh, have the post-saco, please. How she ordered is so quad. The post-saco with a splash of sage romaine or same romaine. What is that? Sendramaine. It's like the elder flower looker. That's a common thing to do like a champagne was, no, Nini Leaks love doing that actually.

People, so, but that's like a twist of rosemary or something. It's like, okay, difficult drink. Yeah, well, I'm also just like, I kind of, I feel like the idea of adding Saint Germain to bubbly is like really gross to me. It's not, it's just, it's not the, I just feel like bubbly is so, so perfect on its own. Why do anything to it? So, um, yeah. So she orders a poseko, which is hilarious because she wants to be a cookbook author. It's like three seducing guys coming in. She's like, can I please have that poseko wrapped in foil so that she doesn't get out. Thank you. Thank you. Oh God. So, um, so basically they order and they're talking about sister circle and how at first they just

had to talk but now they get video packages and Quadco's I like those video packages. They keep the show with depth and then she starts looking like she's pumping water out of a well which I don't know I don't know well and the hell she's she's talking about she's doing charades during lunch just like oh you know me too much piseko and I start doing my Welsh charades again movie silent move well you know what they say you can't dig from a well there's a camel on a sidewalk Well, you know what they say you can't dig from a well. There's a camel on a sidewalk So she is telling the girls working together every day

Midday for sister circle every day me day We are not a sister of squares. We are not a triangular circle. We are a pooped-de-pop sister in a circle Yeah, Selena and Rashad are like, mm-hmm. So, yeah, so quad says that she feels like the other ladies are like very judgy and these ladies aren't judgy. And, you know, no one has contacted her since the reunion when everything went down. I was like, it's truly been a lack of support. Well, Paseco, please.

So, she actually said, they haven't contacted her. Well, maybe a phone call here or there. Maybe a text message. I'm like, that's contacting you, Quon. That's like specifically contacting. That is the definition of contacting you, OK? You don't have to reply to them for it to be contacting. It's like, I didn't feel them tag me, so I'm not it.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. But at the same time, I mean, like, I get it. I actually, like, I don't know if I would want to necessarily be hanging around Toya and Mariah and Heavenly if I was going to, like, a personal trauma because they are, Judgy. They are, like, nasty, nasty people. And these women from Sister Circle seem, like, lovely and smart and self-possessed. So I get it, Quad, like, got a seat at the cool girls' table. But you got to talk to your toya. Yeah. Cause she's going to find you, no matter what. Yes, and Quad always cuts out, when she doesn't like somebody,

she completely cuts them off and makes it like a huge drama. And she's just not going to be able to do that with everybody against her. Like, she's either going to have to quit the show or show up. I mean I'm said at 20 times. I mean here we are again. So Quad is like, you know, I didn't get married to get divorced, but my husband was in a hotel with a woman and I like when her accent comes in on like one or two words for a sentence. Yeah, hotel. I love her. So yeah, Quad, come on, get with it. Get into it, Quad. I want you on this show.

I need you on this show. I need McQuad. Yeah. So then Rivencey Toya, she's going to a place called Bold. What I heard it was going to Bold. I love a style out of hunt. That's what I'm here. And she's meeting up a bolder, a bolder,

already eight out of bold. That's a bold, symbol you already ate out of bold that's a that's a old boy bold no so Brian she meets up with Brian the wedding partner I'm the wedding partner why am I saying event planner wedding partner I met my wife at a part of ride um she's gonna throw a party and she's like well you got you guys know I love a good old paddle and um my notes are also crazy By the way, I'm realizing because I was running these last night after my Russia Shana dinner And I was like tired and full and I'm like, why am I writing down that she said you guys know I love it good old part Nothing notable this is Tori is so full of it. She's like normally She's like lovely for my birthday. I would make it all about me

I would but this time I want to focus on my husband Oh jeez those other things to celebrate my husband got a promotion. I'm like, hey, okay. It's still about you Yes, you're trying to get you to party on your birthday. You can call it whatever you want It's still for you and be you're celebrating your house most promotion by spending his money Come on, exactly. Why do you think he needs these promotions? Okay? Don't you I mean contest it was right about that like well I'll bet potty so you didn't spend all the money to get back into debt like that's what this is Yes, and this guy Brian is just like or whatever his name is. He's just like now

Here's what we're gonna do for your party. We're going to have giant letters everywhere, okay? When it's going to say ATO, then we're going to have another little thing that says shots. And then we're going to have another letter thing. I'm like, are you just, are you just selling blocks, sir? Yeah. He's like, we're going to have it at a place called King Plow. And it'll be right next to a valveline so you can get your oil change and then have a great party and Oh look there's gonna be a 10 foot giant heart and I was like oh That's cute He'll love that. Oh jeet loves hearts. It is party Well, Jean likes a big hot

So then this the next song for the next scene comes up and it's like here we go Here we go. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. It's great. Yeah, I wrote that down also. I was like, that's a catchy, jettie. Here we go. So this is where Simone shows up at Cecil's house. And she's got a big gigantic picture of herself that they took at this leather and lace party. I mean, she's wearing basically a turtleneck. She's like, this is my booed-war photo.

I'm like, it looks like a photo of you on Dancing With The Stars. She's like smiling at the camera, fully dressed, not even trying to be sexy. Yeah, it's like a lace turtleneck and a black raw which I think is supposed to be sexy But you're right like her her face. It's like she works at a bank and they're just taking her you know Employee picket that's gonna hang in the walls. It was like a very standard headshot She's like look at this sexy photo. I'm a yours just smiling sweetly at the camera I'm hoping that Cecil will look at my picture before sleep and then have wet dreams about me. I'm like, I hope not because other, you know, if that's the case,

he's going to be like having wet dreams every time he walks into a bank or like season before he had the month picture. Hangout everywhere. Yeah, I think he's kind of dreams of like doing like the Fox trot and we're like the Paso doble or whatever it's called. You know, like this. This is not a wet dream. Oh, so she shows it to him and he's like, it would have been sexier.

She'd like, you know, maybe worn the outfit over or Adam, a huge picture. And she's assisting. It's right next to his TV. Yeah, which is a little terrifying. And you know, I feel bad for Cecil because she really doesn't like even notice him. He is wearing a rainbow colored gingham shirt and she doesn't even say anything about it. Like, what else does he have to do to get her attention? God, no kidding.

You both feel invisible in this relationship. Okay. Do you go see each other? You guys ponder that. That's a great question. I think they do. I think they do. But I don't know. let's pretend we haven't been to haunted houses and just think about it you guys so she's like so see so what should we talk about oh

first she gets kind of mad because he's not thrilled about this picture and some guys would be lucky to have that but that's just not how you roll. Is that it? Cecil? He's like, please leave. Please just leave. He's like, let's please, let's have a nice dinner. I got some take out. Let's have a nice dinner. She's like, we will fight for the camera, Cecil. And he's already had just about as much as he can take this. And I have to frankly. Yeah, because she, well, because he doesn't want to do therapy anymore. She still wants to do therapy.

And then she's like, you are not flexible. You are not flexible. I am flexible. And he's like, well, if, if you're like 98% flexible and I'm inflexible, this should work out just fine. And so they have their typical every episode conversation where she doesn't feel like he's paying attention to her She's not gonna fuck him until he's pays attention to her and he he finally just gets up and clears her plates like okay Like I've had it. I tried you know, I'm wearing a rainbow and then she says

Well, I'm sleepy Zizl and he says you're always sleeping. She said that is what a woman That is what women say as an excuse when they are not being treated well CISO. CISO. CISO. They will wash. I'll say I'm gonna wash my hair. I'm gonna do my nails. I am gonna get up and make some coffee. I am going to. Please don't stop the music, Cecil. Please don't stop. I have.

Where have you been on my la- I see so. And he just pats her on the head and he goes, want to hear my code? I don't have a code. Let's go to bed, please. So then we go over to Jackie's practice where she is seeing Eva, Eva Pigford or Eva Marcel, whatever, new formally of anti-M. Now I think she's can be a full fledged cast member

of Atlanta either way. She's pregnant and that's like happening and it's like, oh look, you can see the baby and like Dr. Jackie's like, all women in the third trimester are uncomfortable day. Just want to get it over with. You're not sleeping. You're not. You're going to the bathroom every five minutes. I'm like, yeah, great.

Now, have you considered having sex with your husband so you could get some sperm by the prostate betostit? And then you can get that sperm to loop up that prostate and do a little dance. And then she starts doing like some weird little dance about sperm and a pretostit to toss it. And you know, I'm pretty grust out at this point, okay? Yeah, it was just sort of like a scene to be like, look, and Eva sees Dr. Jackie too. So, so then we go to heavenly and she, she's like knocking on the door and she has arrived to see someone named Dr. K,

He has arrived to see someone named Dr. K, who has like many veiled easels in his living room. So I'm already like, what's going on here? What are we about to see? Oh my God, this guy is the second you see him, you just know he's a giant cheese ball. Yeah. He's wearing this like slick pink tie and pink suit and he's like, yeah. Now what brings you to the mind doctor? She goes, there are spots on our journeys

and the mind doctor spot. I'm like, oh no, here we go. Yeah. And his tie, his tie, he's got a bright pink tie and it's like, it's dotted on top and then like a paisley pattern comes in and then like maybe a stripe. It's like, he has, and then like maybe a stripe. It's like he has like and

he keeps on saying, momma, momma, it's like a pattern for every my momma. Yeah, he's very like free. Yeah, he's very preacher about therapy. He's like, what brings you to the mind doctor? My momma, heavenly, my momma. So heavenly's like, oh, I've been working on my spirits a journey doctor, but my journey have easily provoked on the path of my journey doctor, I'm easily provoked. And it shows a montage of Heavenly just screaming and yelling whore, breaking off the bottle, slitting someone's throat or whatever she doesn't know, just getting crazy. And she's like, this chick, non-Daddy daddy this chick. I think something is wrong with her She keeps overreacting imagine she just like daddy

Oh, I do it's tell the truth, but I think my truth is too much for people And he goes now have you ever heard heavenly that truth without compassion is brutality So what you're saying is that truth without compassion is brutality. And she's like, So what you're saying is truth without compassion is the best kind of truth there is, daddy. So you're saying before you are against net brutality. And he's like, mm, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, and he goes, my, I haven't laid my mama He goes my my my my now

Listen in my googling of you Which I was so proud of him. I was like finally you were the first bravo expert who admits that they Googled their person before they came into their scene Yeah, so I like how he says it like it's a spiritual thing. Like, by Googling of you. Yeah. I saw it. Yes, I put it in. Yeah, like spiritual, like, it is in you. This Google. Well, he couldn't just say when I Googled you.

He had to do, he had to make it sound like a process. He put it in the passive voice to make it sound more formal. Yes. He's like, in my Googling of you, I saw a couple of different things. Let's take a look. A shall, a my, we, my, my, and he goes over to the pictures and he takes off the first one. Now, notice that already on a frame is his name on a big picture frame. Yes, exactly. Dr. K. Yes, Dr. K in some in some cursive font over a screenshot of the sunset on a beach or something Yes hilarious. He's like selling a time share also

On mama my beach he goes now who is this heavenly and she's like, I don't know who that bitch is Because it was like a picture of angry heavenly right So he's like, hmm. Now, my, my, my, look here. Here's another one, and he does the towel thing where he lifts the thing, and there's another picture under, and it's her and her happy family. And he's like, look at this beautiful family. And she goes,

and there's also a poster that just says, be still. And so she's looking at these three things and she's just like, oh, damn it, my ugly little people. Now, the thing is this, heavenly, you've been doing these anger management, emotional, spiritual journeys for like four seasons now. Okay. Like, how do you not have the answer to that yet? It's called a journey. And of course, heavenly never takes responsibility because she's telling him before she's like, well, you know, Mariah just roused me up and I don't want to have to act stupid just because someone else is being stupid. You know, right? Never her fault. Which in this case, I mean, where I did try and rattle her up.

So anyway, so she's, she's not, she's trying, you can see her trying to decide in her head. If this is really worth the trade for the root canal, she's going to be giving this guy, you know, she's like, wait a second. He did take the time to blow up these pictures, you know. Yeah, he bought easels. He went to Staples, he got a bunch of easels.

He didn't, he didn't even reveal it. I was afraid that it was just going to turn into deal or no deal, you know. Yeah, it was pretty much like that. But you know who the real winner is and all this kinkos. I mean, this is the second week in a row. Someone has blown up giant images. Yeah, yeah, I'm probably internet, you know, so they really welcome FedEx kinkos. Yeah, I still call it kinkos. I don't care that it's the FedEx store I call it Kinkos. They should have kept it as Kinkos. They should have called it Kinkos by FedEx My mama my mama so she's like Is everything I turn to touch just to everything I touched to the gold box and everything so why am I mad if other people

Gold Because you put it because you put in a gold crown and someone's mouth doesn't mean that everything your touch turns the gold Every molar I touch Turns to gold reports then sometimes depending on your budget It's a better sort of crown actually your budget. It's a bit of sort of crown actually, daddy. So she's like, why am I not asking when other people are going through things,

which is an odd way to put it. And he just stares at her. And you hear the lights buzzing in that house. It's just like, yeah. He's like, we've reached the limits of my therapeutics, therapeutic learning. So I'm not sure I can answer that question. I think really the extent of of my practice is just revealing posters on easels. So any further questions will have to be addressed

through Photoshop. Thank you. Yeah, you have to get through six more sessions just so you can see what the other pictures are. You know, because most don't cover it. So she's like, it's a long pause and he doesn't answer. She is. I'm committed to working with you doctor. He's like, it's a long pause and he doesn't answer. And she says, I'm committed to working with you, doctor. And he's like, my, my, my, my, say it again. My mama. I'm committed to working with you. My mama, that counts as a verbally binding agreement. You said it's what?

My mama. So funny. So next to Toya. Yeah, it's Toya's Dr. Zen party. This is Toya's birthday party, but the surprise is that it's actually a party for all jub. So she is not at the king plough, and you just yet Simone is there in her stead to check with eventually heavenly.

They're going to check out everything. Simone shows up in like a sexy nurse costume, and I'm like, you know, Cecil is probably pissed. He's like, I'm like, you know, Cecil is probably pissed. He's like, I'm begging you to be sexy and you basically dress up like a nun and put a picture above my bed. And then for Toya's stupid party, now you, but now you dress up sexy. Yeah, pretty much. And then Toya who's only doing this for Eugene, who's having, you know, major weight issues, like weight loss issues. We see like close-ups of them just messing with huge amounts of blue cheese and American cheese like huge amounts. It's like that's all they're serving at this party is like lots of you know,

artery-clogging cheese and giant letters and a 10 foot heart. Yes So the they get up to they get there early to help her out and Then we cut to Tories house. And she's like, oh, jean, look, I got one in the mail for this party. It's a legenders. And he's like, I thought this was a party. What are you doing?

She's like, well, you know, I like a theme, oh jean. And this party for the team for my birthday, that's totally not for you at all, is doctors. Yeah. Yeah. I was inspired by House M.D. So, yeah, so she's got like a leather nurse costume and he's like confused. He doesn't really know what's going on. I mean, it's kind of, he's just in his typical state of Eugene.

So we learn that Quad will not be coming to the party because I'm previously engaged with a certain sort of shape that is not an oval but it looks very much like an oval and with people who are not my brothers but are a similar sibling if you know what I'm saying. My sister Octonon. It's not an Octonon. Toya's like, oh is it the cousin exagon? No! Is it the lip thieves?

You're the same words now, Toya. Is it a sibling parallelogram? No, Toya! No! Use your brain! Is it pie? Close, Toya! You're closer by the day, Toya. Is it a nice oscillis triangle? No! Is it scalene? Toya, how do you know these different types of triangles?

I don't even know myself. Is it a big beauty triangle? Is the trap is odd no Stop stop shape star bathing, babe. Well, I think that was the end of the shapes I mean stop math star bathing. I think after that I act again hexagon parallelogram those those the funky ones. Is it a tetrahedron? No, I'm doing it I'm stupid. I'm like is it a spiral? It's a dead-duty week Oh, okay, so over at the party, people are arriving and Jackie poor thing shows up looking just beautiful, but she shows up in the car she just watched for her as yes.

And by the way, you know what I hated about this party? All the women come in various versions of like sexy doctor, sexy nurse, and all the guys are just like whatever, and scrubs, like just no effort whatsoever. Whoa, welcome to the world of men and women. I know. That's just the case. I mean, yes, I understand. An argument could be made that sometimes just seeing a man and scrubs is inherently sexy. But this is like when you're doing a party where you're trying to be sexy, you got to like make it like sexy scrubs or something like that. Yeah, gross. They're all gross. So and also I'd like to add this still Curtis. Fuck you. Fuck you still. How dare you still and how dare you say later in this episode, which I'm already mad about. We have. We're not even close to that. I'm excited for that. Yeah. So people are arriving and they're doing shots and shots. She has like shots and like little syringes and Jackie is like, that is so toy. That is classic toy. So Scott

shows up. So Scott who's contested has been, he shows up in his scrubs and to sexy it up. He puts on a little page boy cap and There's no contest that because Some business about she went to the airport to pick up her Her dad and then he was late or something or a Mrs. Flight and she's been there since three and she's sick and Yada yada yada. She's not gonna be there. So, you know, I thought it was nice of Scott to still go. I thought that was actually a very nice gesture. Yeah, she's since her husband and her place. I mean, that's pretty nice. You didn't just ditch it. You didn't have to go. I mean, like, he probably doesn't want to be there at all, you know. But that was nice that he showed up and

that he put the effort to put on a little page boy cap. Yeah, you know, because that doesn't come to me. Troy is not having a huge win this episode. That's for sure. So she also calls and she's like, girls, are you ready for the party? Because it's still a secret. I'm like, you're face timing with Eugene in the frame. Okay, we see. So Cecil now arrives and he sees Simone's costume. And he's like, you know, cause her tits are out and everything.

And she's like, he's like, you know, because her tits are at and everything and she's like, he's like, you should have went into nursing and the music like stops because it's like insulting to a like doctor. And she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you should have not spent 25k on an app for child labor. Ha, ha, no kidding, which of course we still have not heard about It hasn't been that long since the last season Why are we hearing about this? I don't think that app work work work work works

Children need to be working from home Okay, bitch better have my money So Cecil's all turned on that she's dressed like a nurse and then Daddy arrives in his same old scrubs ever and someone's like, Dr. Damon is dressed how he's always dressed. Okay, that is how he is dressed. And then we get a montage of him

and scrubs everywhere for everything. Yeah, exactly. He's like at his wedding, he's like in scrubs. Yes, and Yeah, exactly. He's like at his wedding. He's like in scrubs. Yes. And I can tell you is just a bigger person. It's important when you find your thing, you just wear it all the time. Yeah.

I'm into it. I get it. I get it, Daddy. Yeah. Daddy, we get you. We understand. We get you. So Mariah and Aiden show up and, um, you know, and so having this is going to be a

tense moment because heavenly, uh, and Mariah are like not getting along and she's like well since I went to my first anger management class I have to show some improvement daddy and the test is even with that low-down dirty bitch Mariah and the Mariah is telling everybody else she's like I started to come in scrubs and a greasy weave to put Dr. Heavenly in her place, but I decided not to. And she goes, did you just say greasy weave? So they're both going to be going after each other. And then Toya attacks and she's like, who would they be coming in, and there's no shot shot.

We'll be raven in an ambulance, okay? Ready for the. So Toya shows up and everyone gets into place for the surprise and Toya and Eugene walk to the curtain and everyone's like, surprise and then Eugene's like, uh-huh. Because the thing is that like, these are all Toyota's friends

and it was a regularly scheduled party. So it's actually not a very effective surprise party, you know? It's like he was expecting people to be there and he was expecting that those people would be Toyota's friends. So this is actually exactly what he was expecting. Yes, he's like, I'm spending my money for you to like pay for a lot of food that I can't even eat on my diet. Okay? And then they all yell surprise and then he doesn't get it somewhere. I go, surprise you, Jean. And then she's like, oh, it's a part of for you. It's supposed to be my party, but it's a party for you, can't you tell?

Because it's all my friends, it's a part of you. And he goes, oh, that's nice. Yeah. And he's like, I don't know what to think. And she goes, well, that's the thing. You know, celebrate yourself with love. You got goose bumps. And he's like, it's kind of weird.

This is kind of weird. No, I want to know if you have a copy of Goosebumps because I lost mine. Audio. Hang on. Audio, please. Audio, please. I lost my audio, my digital audio copy of Goosebumps. She wouldn't.

I thought it was about how to raise the Goosebumps. I thought it was about pregnant Goosebumps. I was like, that Goosebumps president, what do I do? I saw a pregnant Goosebumps park. I I was like how do I care for that pretty goose Well got my copy of goosebumps. It was the scariest both manual ever read. I'm being a doctor's hard Doctor Jackie's like listen goose your little baby gooseling has a giant penis The poor that penis giant little baby gooseling I saw a movie when they killed goose it was terrible about airplanes. It doesn't even make sense.

Bottom gun. Stupid bottom gun. So, heavenly is... I love the way Tony lifts up a man. I mean, she doesn't got shit to do otherwise, but he doesn't. I don't care what anybody says about heavenly. She's my hero. She's hilarious. She's so glad she's on this show. Never leave. If anyone ever makes Heavenly leave this show, you will never hear the end from me.

So the girls gathered together and Toya is like, Liz Ketetta. And they tell her the. It's his father. Like I could understand this scenario like if she called me and If she is said I'm waiting all day in the car and it's suck and I'm waiting for my dad and maybe he's sick or something because that's what friends do Yeah, I don't know about we were friends remember at last season when we like didn't talk in Thai season because I was like Why is the PA in the middle of the shot and then I realized oh wait? She's a cast member. But you know what though, she started to release show her true colors. And they show a flashback of her at Kadesa at last year's

like in the black party and Kadesa's like, so you're having a party because you paid your taxes. I don't really get this, which is exactly what everyone's thinking. Yes, and she didn't say that to Toria. She said it to somebody else. She was super shady and that's what Toria's mad about. And I don't blame her for being mad about it.

So, Toria's been ready for weeks to come on here and yell at Contessa at this party, and Contessa doesn't come. So, she's just gonna figure out a way to yell at her anyway. Yeah. Just so, Toria. So, so, Toria.

But meanwhile, Heavenly has her first interaction with Mariah. She's like, hello, Mariah. And then Mariah's like, ooh, I don't talk to Densis. I'm a doctor, because she's wearing her little coat and everyone laughs. And Heavenly's like, where else? She talked to her Densis when she got them teeth done. She got this one down there.

And then it was $20,000 to say it. And now it was her eyes. And then she's like, I'm afraid to joke with me. You're having a little, or with Mariah. And then she's like, I'm afraid to joke with me or having loo or with Mariah. I'm like, no, you're not. You've done it for 20 years. And so basically they're like deciding,

should we fight right now or should we wait to see if Toria starts fighting with like a block of cheese? Yeah, well, like it is Toria's party. So let's let her go after that cheddar. That's a big, it's a, it it's an it's a surly looking cheddar. What are you like? And I was cheddar you don't look at something you look at. I'm in.

Hey, why are you so blue cheese? So the guy go against all the white account stand one piece. He got a crumble everywhere. You got more holes than a that a monster. I like a refund on this cheese. It has holes in it. I paid for a hole. She is not one of the holes.

So the guys are over there doing their bra talk. And Eugene is, of course, like the moral compass, which always cracks me up. Eugene's like always trying to make everybody better. He's like, why aren't you back at the same place? Are you guys at least discussing it? And he says, of course, we are. But we could do the same thing and just be back in the same place or I can have some peace and quiet and stare at an odd bank picture of

my wife in a league and a turtle neck. I can see my wife's Wells Fargo audition photo. Toyos like well, no, there's no way if we're having issues with the marriage, you got to stay under the same roof, roof, roof, Eugene he's like, no, no, I think it's good because they have some space away to like think about things. He's, what, you're saying, you know, if you're away from me for like four months, you're gonna stop moving on to someone else.

And he's like, we're not talking about us, and we don't have another house. It's like, oh. He's like, I'm out of you, like she's still mad. So Curtis is like, God, I wish Greg was here. I really wish Greg was here. You know, I think he's okay. So then we show him with Jackie in the interview session. He's like, well, I think that he's feeling lonely and I sympathize because not long ago, there were things about me that were being said that were not true. So I support him and quad as well. And quad and quad and quad and quad. I said quad. I said quad. And the music just stops and Jackie's staring at him and he goes and that look was and she's like no comment.

That was amazing because like when he goes oh and quad and quad, I'm like, no, sir, no, sir, quad is you support quad first. Greg, who's the cheater and you are still on cheating probation. You not to put the other cheater. You don't get to get here and say that the blogs were lying about you. You fucking asshole. We just watched your season and now you're going to make it like, oh, it was just all a big lie and I was just flirting with the girl because I wasn't getting it home. Shut up, stop lying, get rid of him. Why are you still with him?

Get rid of him. And like, yeah, that compassion that you have for Gregory, while theoretically, that is an admirable quality. But that compassion should be extended to Quad first because Quad is the one who had to deal with Gregory and was cheated upon. Yeah, fuck comparison. You have compassion for somebody because people are mean to him after he cheated on his wife and it was exposed to a blog. Fuck that.

Fuck you, dude. So meanwhile, Toya is just ranting about quad. She's like, well, I mean, quad couldn't come here, but you know, she may be busy. I'm like, I'm happy that she's busy, you know, because people get busy, but like, if you're busy, let me feel that you're busy. Like, I want to understand if they're busy. Like, you know, I like because people get busy, but like if you're busy Let me feel that you're busy like I want to understand the busy like I want to be like oh busy. I'll put up the refrigerator Oh, clap busy. I need to know that like I need to know that if I get ice out of my refrigerator from the door It'll be like ice ice ice-quads busy. I mean I know that now I just need a back-back lock and I lift up that cheese and look through the hole to be like you're here. I'll open the cheese to her

Did you see that someone got goo, yeah, cheese? I don't want goo, yeah, she is. I'm disgusting. So then Jackie, Jackie has learned to like twist anything into being about her. And she's like, now, Toya, I know how you feel because I've been in the shoes that you're currently wearing. And you feel like your friends are judging you. Just how I felt last year when my friends, whose name's Ryan Dwyth,

Badoia, were judging me about my issues, which were probably a lie in a blog, according to my husband, who still doesn't get it. And then we get a clip of Toria being like, Lithuania, this is why I did it, Jackie, because he would get it. Oh, whatever Toria said, whatever awful Toria said. Exactly.

So, yeah, but I mean, Jackie does have a point. You guys are terrible and I wouldn't share with you unless I was forced to because I'm on a TV show. So like, like, Wad chill out for to daddy. Yeah, and she's like, and she's like storms across the room. And she's like, what are you talking about? You don't seem like you guys have anything in common. What are you talking about? And he's like, well, I was talking, she's like, well, I was talking to a Damon because like,

you're talking about Damon. And she's like, whoa, I don't even, is there, is a facts about to like arrive? I, I'm gonna go. This is so good. Like, she's not gonna have this happen right in front of her right after my right. I tried to break up their mirror.

It's last week. So she goes and gets it, gets him the hell out of there. And she says, the parameters about talking to Damon are Yeah Exactly what the parameters of Damon talking to a female are don't he's like yes, buddy She being so mean to me So next up to her is like speech speech speech and who seems like I don't want to give a speech to her It's just take the mic. You know, that's why we're standing here. Yeah, so she's like the back core

My core Jackie my core Simone my core Who else is here Eugene? my core Mariah That's that watch a chat of cheese over there We said Goose That wedged a cheddar cheese over there. We set it up. GOOSE. GOOSE. I want to thank GOOSE, rest of this. The bottom gun for never getting to be on the top.

Thank you for being my core. Thank you. I want to thank the fearless flyer. That's a great publication. So she's like, who's missing? Oh, well, they're not my core right. She's like, well, they in here, so they're not my core right? And then everyone's like, dun, dun, dun,

because they all look at Scott, because Scott is still there. I was like, oh, yeah, that's right, Scott's here. So Scott's like, so Scott like speaks up in the middle of the speech. He's like, well, you know, contest is with her dad and she wasn't able to make it because her dad is sick. So, and I was like, oh, you know, contest is with her dad and she wasn't able to make it because her dad is sick.

So, and I was like, oh, I wish you would have called me while she should have did was call me on the phone because I could have been on the ambulance and helped, okay? And I look at how you get here, just get here if you're quiet. And it's got this like, oh yeah, she doesn't need to call you because it's kind of the hierarchy of what's important to her. So, which is like, well, because the thing is, when Toya said I call you because it's kind of the hierarchy of what's important to her

Yeah, which is like it well because the thing is when Toya said I wish she would have called me It was like super passive aggressive because she already knew and she could have said that to Scott earlier But she's like putting like Contessa and Scott sort of on blast there and so he just is like No, you're low on the hierarchy. She's like I don't know what an oki is and I don't like them high or low Don't put but don't tell me where I am on the hierarchy. She's like, I don't know what an ockie is and I don't like them high or low But don't tell me where I am on the ockie With the flood ockie and then Mariah's just giving that face that she gives And then Toria goes I have bad news too and they've been sick You're not gonna win this please stop and she's still on the microphone and he James like please let's not do that Please, please, but he's not my speech. Oh, no

And also by the way like Thanking your quote-unquote core when they're still like all these other people that came to your party And now you're upset that someone didn't come when there's already people there that did come which is what Eugene says later He's like you're being disrespectful to the people who did show up. So anyway Scott gets Contessa on the phone. He's like no look. She'll tell you right now. No heavenly. Oh, you have got to tell us you're right Yeah, then heavenly goes can I talk to Contessa Contessa? Where are you? Would you like to talk to Toya and tell her why you're not here? Okay Contessa do you happen to know what's on easel number four from Dr. K's building?

He won't show me just yet. He's just said, my, my. But he didn't say the third mind. I was just sitting there from 10 minutes before. I realized I had to leave. My, my, my. So Toy is like, oh, she could talk now. Might, meanwhile, Toy is still on the mic, okay? Yeah, this is all happening. She's broadcasting this to her party.

Oh, God. So, Heavenly takes the phone and has it to Toya. And Toya puts it into the microphone so everybody can hear Contessa. And she's being so fake right now. This is like season one, Toya, that's happening right now. She's like, Contessa, is everything okay with you and your dad? Contessa is like, I don't that's happening right now. She's like, come that's all. I'm like, okay, with you and your dad. I can test this like, I don't even remember what Katessa said, but like it was so.

She's like, oh my god, my dad doesn't feel good. I'm so sorry. He's really sick and she's like, oh, that's too bad. And she goes, daddy, daddy, come here to the phone. And she's like, no, no, don't get it. Don't get it. You don't got to get it. It's like, daddy, come here to the phone.

She's gonna prove her dad sick by having him say something through the phone Yeah, and then Toy is throwing contest his previous shady comments in her face She's like, well, you just thought you did say some shady things in the last part, but anyway, that's good Okay, cool. Good bye. Good bye. Good bye. Good bye. Yeah, she could test a literally saved a child's life earlier in the episode and you're gonna shade her now And this guy is going off. Oh my god Oh, I don't like it when someone comes for my wife. I don't like that one bit You know what I don't like that. I don't like that at all and he's talking to this random guy He's like, oh yeah, yeah, that's so funny

He's like no, what I'm saying is I don't like that and it just was reversed my wife would have popped off on her Okay, it would have been way worse if this was reversed you know say it to her face boo and the guy's like It's like maybe you're not understanding me, but I really didn't like this, you know the guy's just cracking up And then the guy pulls his face off. It's a mask and it's just quad going And then the guy pulls his face off. It's a mask and it's just quad going And that brings us to the end of Mary de Medicine Very what a damn mask everybody. Thank you so much for being here We have a wonky week because Bravo is changing over scheduling So we're gonna have a weird week weird week. Today, we're going to release both this and a shot

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