Watch What Crappens - Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

Episode Date: October 23, 2018

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Really a very entertaining season I would have to say Yeah, I it always feels so much longer than it is though. It's only episode eight I feel like quad has cried enough for 30 seasons. Yeah, I've cried enough of Cried for 30 seasons fall winter summer spring fall winter summer spring 12 No one knows that I've been through Fall with the summer spring. Fall with the summer spring. But 12. No one knows that I've been through. Like, yes, we do. You've soft about it every single week. Okay. I'm tired of your pain. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

So this week's episode began with like some sassy music and, you know, how the lyrics. Yeah. What? Do you want to know the lyrics to the music? I would like to know the lyrics I wrote it down You guys I can't all week I've been doing my terrible Ramona singer or we know long Okay, we did a pub crawl on Saturday and Ron and I anytime we were like you're each other We're like whoa look at this drink lovely drink guys You don't support other martinis Like it's stupid. Okay, so I'm gonna try and not do that But the lyrics to the song today to lead us through the opening

Flashes of everybody just living their life is it's about time I flashed my wealth I don't want to be no one else. It's about time I flashed my well I don't want to be no one else and then they cut to Toria just doing homework with her kids Yeah, I don't understand what those lyrics have to do with each other. Like, it's about time I flash my wealth. I don't want to be no one else. You can, you can still be independent and not flash your wealth. Yeah. Like all those people pretending to be poor just to look good. Yeah. I don't know what that means. I have to say. And I like the idea of toy helping kids with math. Like, this Like, this explains a lot with the current state of American education.

What she showed me was a carry-over the one, uh, to the, uh, uh, She's actually doing spelling. She goes, look, this is shit. Look at you spelling. I was like, what is that word though? It's probably like abodex dress So then we have quad this is hilarious all of a sudden we cut to quad and some storage goes y'all got some Sardines in here. Oh, is that what she said? Yes, she was looking for sardines Y'all got some sardines in here. Oh, these are high class sardines.

Oh, Gregory does not like the high class sardines. I just want good sardines. Does this one speak French? What is this 35? And the ladies like tangy. He goes, OK, 10. Sista circle. Sista sardines circle. Sardines circle. Sardines circle. Hey, Dan! Sister Circle! Sister Saudi In Circle!

Saudi In Circle! Saudi In Circle! Whenever Quad is in public talking to store clerks or really anybody else besides cast members on this show, she's always so jolly and like having so much fun and laughing and making jokes. And then the second she's around the cast, she's like, you have no idea!

You don't know how many stores I went to the Fando Sardines I want to know some hootily dude leasing here because it's like you got some boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop and it was sardine fat whole time. God, what a needy. But what is Quad doing with sardines? That's what I want to know. It's like two concepts that I'd never relate to each other are Quad and sardines. It's like not, is it for her book? Is that her book about relationships? She's like, not that my relationship has gone down the tubes.

I'm going to cook some sardines because that's what Greg reminds me of You can't smell sardines with that said Actually Yes, you have I Beats ships All those like crackers that they said sardines those are saltines they taste like salt soil Sardine.

Sardines. Yeah, she just puts a toy, I just put a whole bunch of sardines into Eugene's candy bowl. I hope he's with good. He's like, oh, what's that smell? So next step, Simone and her lad ask her, drive up to Jackie's office. Mm-hmm. And, uh, uh, next up Simone and her lot asked her I drive up to Jackie's office and Jackie has a sign that says

squeeze a poop save it I yes I love all the signage on Bravo these days it's like Mama D and Jackie you're always good for a background like a little needle point sign in the background that doesn't always make sense um I'll actually it always sense, but it just doesn't make sense in my world. Like I'm like, I don't know what it means to squeeze a boob. So get sensitive everybody. Get tested. I know. Get tested for real.

It is, it is breast cancer months, so it is a true thing that people should do that. So yes, as Simone shows up and Jackie is all excited that she's got some eating salads now. And she's like trying to get Simone to not drink her sweet tea. She's like, that is nothing but sugar and Simone's like, uh, you're not touching my sweet tea. Okay. I'm eating a salad, but I'm sticking with my sweet tea.

Sugar makes me sweet. Yeah. So, they start talking about Jarrett's house warming. Jarrett is the new doctor who appeared at a thin air Perhaps to take contest this job away from her or maybe quads And they're talking about Quad at the party and how quad was trying to open up to them, but Mariah really shut it down Yeah

And then Jackie's like, well, I just hope that And then Jackie is like, well, I just hope that Quad sees that no one here in this cast is trying to bring her down or force her to talk about her divorce. No one wants her to hurt her. I'm like, every time you guys are around her, you do that. Now, she should have to talk about it. She does have the same job as you guys, you know. But Jackie's decided that she's going to have a onesie party to make everybody get along again, which doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, but I am very excited to see what everybody's idea of a onesie is. Yeah, exactly. And I, you know, I applaud Jackie for her tireless efforts to make these women get along. Like season after season, it's a lemon squeeze, it's another sort of party.

Every, she's always getting people together and they're going to share their experiences and their feelings and they're going to get it back. I'm like, I don't think you guys have ever had it in the first place. It's like every episode like this. Yeah, so it's true. It's a lot of it. She does do that. It's like the end of a sitcom in the 50s, you know. So Simone announces that she's finally

bombed her husband, which was nice. Like I guess that he finally made enough not money with his, yeah, not business that he took money out of her account for yeah she was like I was afraid I wouldn't be wet but I was wet I was like oh yeah we still are to we're too very gay guys but we're're still guys, okay? I'm like enough click click click click click and then Jackie's like, you know sometimes what you have to do is You get home you take off your clothes and then you just do this and then she's sort of like squats like she's gonna take a shit Like wait, you just like get into the lawyer and just like yeah, and it doesn't like she's turning and facing a corner in squatting I'm like you're the girl from Blair Witch, like on a squatting product.

How is this sexy? I know. I'm like, what are you two doing at home? I know. It's very concerning. So speaking of home, we then go to Contessa, the perhaps barefoot Contessa, because she's been in bid. She's at home.

She's trying to recover from her double mastectomy and everything. And guess what? She's not taking your medicine's trying to recover from her double mastectomy and everything and guess what? She's not taking your medicine because doctors make the worst patients So I call my god the pain. It's pulling and pushing and You know is it too loud outside my wing and going no, huh? Is it not just like motorcycles? It's like I swear to god the circus is coming into town and they're performing under my building That's what the pain that code and Tessa is feeling.

Oh, okay. Yes. Pushing, driving, walking, searing, grilling, freezing, thawing. She says a lot of words. And I'm like, why do I have to watch this every week? Okay. Anybody else who get surgeries on these shows, especially if it's elective, please do it on the offseason.

Again, we just spent the bonus episode telling Gelsimins to get pregnant in the offseason because I need her on my show. Okay. Exactly. Yeah. Basically, Scott is like draining, like she's been like draining into receptacles as part of her post-surgery thing. We just watched Scott empty out the receptacles.

I was like, okay, well. Yeah, I was like, please, yeah, how many scenes can I fast forward? Yeah, I'm being spooked out in every scene. Somehow it's more appetizing than watching Mariah making eggs and toasts in the next scene. I was like, hmm, I could go back to those fluids. So she's like, good morning, Ting, Ting,

good morning, Ting, Ting. She's like really on that thing right now. Good morning, Aiden. Aiden, good morning, Ting, Ting, Ting Ting. She's like really on that thing right now. Good morning, Aiden. Aiden, good morning Ting Ting. Aiden. So Aiden looks terrified and I was like, oh my god, he's cheating. That was my first thought.

He just totally got caught by a blog cheating. This is what I've been waiting for this entire show. Yeah, so he's like, so like, you know, so there's gonna be a merge, there's mergers and the groups and the groups that get us stay together and the groups are not gonna do this and like, I don't know. And so basically, his group is merging with another group and he may be fired or he may not be and he has to make a decision to either stay in Atlanta or maybe go to California

or Houston or North Carolina. And he's more blinking like he's being flicked in the forehead over and over again. I mean he looks terrified. Yeah, and Ryan's like Child like she just looks in like I am on a TV show in Atlanta. We are not going anywhere. Yeah, I just got back on the cast And it's my own show. I wasn't even able to get onto my own show's cast. Okay. We are not going anywhere Yeah, whatever has been wants to hear when he's terrified to tell his wife something, she's like, what does that mean for our jaw, our house, and our family, Ainin? Yeah. She's like, Atlanta's been good to us.

I put my career on pause to support his. Like, what career was that? Yeah, remind us. Yeah, please inform us. And so she is freaking out, of course, and the options that they have are California. It gets worse as he goes on. It's like, California, no offense, you think, you know, I love me some Texas,

but California, then Houston or North Carolina, and she's just like, and then keeps cooking her eggs. And he's like, well, the merge of the group of the merge group is with the girl merge group And I'm on the top of my game here in Atlanta. It's like, I don't think you are and that's kind of the point of the scene Aiden Yeah, Aiden and then he's like trying to be like, well, when one door closes a window opens and has like, I don't feel a breeze I don't see any windows that are open. Well, what he says like when a when the door closes what opens? She goes a window I think it's one of door closes another

Is it a window? It's not right when when door opens when when door closes another door opens or something I've never heard of windows. There is a window There is a window Open window Yeah, the point is You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed. You're getting robbed.

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So basically, they're going to work on it, but he's great. So then we go over to Dr. Heavenly, who's over at Dr. K's living room office. Yeah, my mom, the office, office ever. It's a foyer, okay? Yeah. I was so sad that he gave up on his easel therapy, you know, like the last

two times he had a bunch of easels out with some cloth over them, like they were maybe going to do some dealer no deal And he's just given up and I'm so sad. I really wanted to see where that was gonna go I know but last time we didn't even uncover one right Yeah, like you didn't he just kept them he got them sheathed Yeah, I just keep hoping he'll come out with magic tricks or something with this yeah curtains But yeah, they were all gone and then I could really tell oh, they're really just sitting in the foray Yeah So he's like mama, mama tell me about my amie. She's like real and then I could really tell oh they're really just sitting in the foray yeah so

he's like mama tell me about my army she's like well I want to my army doctor king and I was here I was there and I was here in my sister's room and I remember the dawn of and I got nervous is there a reason why there's a long pause after I say what I say he's like mm-hmm yeah he just stares at her and she's like, are you trying to remember me, doctor? What the hell? Are you trying to get me to yell at you, doctor? And he's like, what I'm trying to say is,

my mama, my am. Can't spell my amy without my mama. Yeah, so she goes through her whole thing about going to Miami and getting sad. And this was the rumor that died in. She didn't realize that she was and all that. And I don't mean it in the yachtie yachtie sort of way. I just mean it like she's literally said this now three episodes in a row. So I'm like, come on, mom, I'm I say something else.

Yeah, exactly. You know, so her, her mom worked long hours. So she wasn't around during her, her, her like identity years, et cetera. And so then of course naturally as any good therapy session does it goes on to complaining about Mariah So she's like, yes, she's like, you know, Dr. Mama, you know, there's this one person who, daddy doesn't like it's Mariah and I have a couple of friends and this bitch always around And I swear to God right right when she says this, on the bottom of the screen, it pops up, erasethehate.org.

Did you notice that? No, I did not, that's amazing. Oh, brilliant, it was so good. That is so perfect. Like a bullying ad pops up on the screen. Yeah, I feel like we have a long ways to go before heavenly and Mariah Mendes'es. Yeah. I'm pretty sick bitch, daughter-wark.

Reci... Um, so then we go to Quad who has arrived at her new apartment and she shows up with like, Silver G-Wagon. Um, you know, a good way to get over Dr. G would be not to drive a G-Leg. It's like, it's so difficult being alone in this big empty house car house. It's empty rattling car. Yeah, it probably when she like turns on, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I'm gonna use that scene of us in the restaurant. They're probably cut it. Let's just do it again. You said the living room.

And Aunt Beverly think, how are you doing? I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again.

I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again.

I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just gonna do it again. I'm just They're probably cut it. Let's just do it again. You see it in the living room. And Aunt Beverly, you think? How are you doing? Quiet. How's everything going? And she's like, ah, I have found four different. Emma, there. What has transpired since I have changed the residents of my location.

I have found divorced and services with the residents of my location. I have filed in divorce and services with the courts of the greater Lanter area. Have you talked to Greg? She's like, he called me the day of the move and I told him this is not the proper calendar, Ekkula, to talk in the vehicular. Her Gregory left me a male of voice, and I have yet to call upon it. She's like, I am still wearing my wedding ring. And they're like, I am, whoa!

I'd like that on her coffee table. She had a book called Cool Hotels. I'm like, we're really learning a lot about quads. You love sardines and cool hotels. This is a cool hotel. That's a cool hotel. She's been thinking of getting out of there for a long time. Yeah, exactly. This is a cool hotel.

Oh, sorry, good. No, no, nothing. I was going to say, I discovered on page Ramada in. That I was done with. I need a holiday, well, I'm not out, but I'm in. I need a holiday in. And it's a cool hotel. Gregory, you were a holiday out. So stupid.

This relationship was not standard. Hmm. I'm not out. I'm not out. I'm not out. I'm not out. Gregory, you were a holiday out. So stupid.

This relationship was not standard. Hmm. I'm not out. I'm not out. I'm not out. I'm not out. Gregory, you were a holiday out. So stupid. This relationship was not standard. So then the mom and the aunt are talking about how they're a Thelma and Louise. And she's like, which one of you? Who's who? And Beverly goes, I'm the driver.

I'm in the driver's seat. I just thought that's really not a good. I don't like when people call themselves Thelma and Louise. Like, I don't want to spoil another movie for anybody, but that didn't really end well. And you know what, we could blame the driver. Yeah, yeah, I think the driver's really very much a fault. Now, I never saw Thelma and Louise,

but I know what happened. And I just, I feel like you know what I think would be a better comp would be instead of like Thelma and Louise? How about like big business? And there's like, it turns out the two of you guys are great and there's actually two more of you guys and you all have fun happiness again. Quad just keeps going from the country

to the city of McGrey, back and forth again. I'm back. I'm here to save you, but I haught. So Toya and Eugene are next up. And Eugene, you tried to throw yourself off. I know how to spell while the glass SHIP. So she's like, it is on Instagram that quite is filed for divorce. What the hell?

Like now she's mad because Quad didn't tell her another thing. Who would tell Toya anything? Anybody? Anybody raise your hand? Nobody. OK, that's what I thought. Yeah, like literally, this is why she can't spell. Because even the teacher was like, I don't want to tell her.

Oh, Quadlet. Module to play. I know. So, yes, Toya is all mad because once again, she didn't find out. She's like, here we go again. We think about my home girl. What's going on in the her mouth on the block? We go again out of the loop. I'm out of the loop. You know, there's probably like an actual loop somewhere that she wants to be in.

She's like, I probably get this without you. You mean the loop. It's like, I'm outside of this loop. Like her happiest day in her life is when she went to Chicago and like rode the train around the loop. I'm falling in the loop. Oh, Troy, then across town Simone and Cecil are reading about this in bed and you can tell Cecil's getting laid because he's just sitting there with this huge smile on his

face. Yeah. And Simone's like, damn, here it is in this blog. I thought they were working it out. Cecil's like, can we do it again? Yeah. And then back at Toya. By the way, Simone has a full on schmata on and she's like trying to look like she's going to bed, but her face is fully like fully made up. Like, okay. Yeah, she's always like a Bible story. Like Jesus is outside, you know, about to be given birth to and his parents are on a donkey, you know, when people like look out the window Yeah, I have those things on their head. They're like it is. What's the call to nightcap?

I call it a schmata. Oh, our meanwhile used to make us wear those. I was like You know we have her to protect would you protecting? Yeah, anyway, so back to Toya. Oh Yeah, so back to Toya. She's like the reality is we were vids it as she doesn't provide a beach only confides It all about the teens and Eugene's like no you are acquaintances, okay? You tell me your friends was gonna happen before it happens It's like stop. You know what the husband's I'd like on this Okay on one hand I like that the husbands on this show are supportive of their wives well

When they're not cheating on them for the most part they're supportive, but sometimes it just goes too far like Aiden starting fights with people. Eugene has gone way too far before. I don't really want to hear from the husband so much. Okay, just drink your water out of your wine glass, sir. Yeah, exactly. And go back to masturbating in the basement. So, yeah, so Simone is doing, Simone's like, I hope that Quad is going to come to the slumber party. And I think it's sad she has to keep things a secret, right? See, so, it's just like jerking off. Yeah.

Eugene's like, damn, you know, in the closet basement. Like, Eugene. So, Toyo's like, damn, you know, in the closet basement. Like, Oh, Jean. So Toya is like, I just have so many questions that's ridiculous. Like, did you give them the divorce papers? Did you cry? Did you move? Was he there? How do magnets work? A butterfly's made a butterfly? How about steer eyelashes? How about your eyelashes way? What makes it earthquake? It's grass, trees, or grass flowers. How come it's a bubble bath and not a bath with bubble? Why are stop signs in that shape? Wazuji drinking out of a white glass.

He tried to hold himself. What's black and white and red all over? I still don't know. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap-ins. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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season. That one actually stuck in my head. Yeah, I like that one. It was like, because there's an actual song called Click, which is by like several people, including Kanye West, where it goes, something like, I don't give a shit about your click, or something like the african. I have this song, I was too lazy to look up the lyrics. So this is like an off-brand version of the Click song, which I was like, I really liked that they didn't off-brand the song, I had two ladies look up the lyrics. So this is like an off brand version of the click song, which I really liked that they did an off brand click song. And then it doesn't even make sense.

I don't think you heard about Mike Glick. I run circles around your tricks. I was like, I'm actually imagining Toya on a little tricycle circling around a box of tricks, cereal. Mike, what? Who had the hoverboard on this show? Didn't Simone have one for a while?

I think she did. Yeah, I think she was like, hoverboard. She's like, I am hoverboarding of Roger Tricks. Yeah, so people start to show up at the slumber party. And Simone, for some reason, is wearing a skeleton onesie. Like, did not make sense. Yeah, she's wearing a day of the dead onesie. Which, you know, I mean, in my circles we call that thinning, but whatever, no one else seemed to really like it.

Yeah, she's like, oh my god, she looks so thin. I feel like she checked with production to see what time, what, when the episode would be earring. Is this going to be airing about a week and a half before Halloween? Like yes, great. Yeah, she's very cocoa. Yeah, very very cocoa. Remember me. Remember me. So Let's see so all the ladies start coming in. And Heavenly, I think, you know, love her hate Heavenly.

She knows how to make an entrance. She always comes in. She's like, Hello, Mariah, praise the Lord. Yeah. She's always praising the Lord whenever she enters someplace. Yeah.

You see, praise the Lord. And Dr. Jackie, she has her onesie, but it's open a little bit showing her brush. She's like, I've decided to be sexy once tonight. Very sexy. Now, come in and enjoy some Caesar salad out of a martini glass. Yeah, she's like, we have catering today. I'm like, you have lettuce.

All she will give them, you do not ever want Jackie to cater a party. Okay. It's iceberg lettuce and martini glasses and strawberries. Yeah. And you think we're joking. It is true It is literally iceberg lettuce in a martini glass Okay, it's not chocolate moose in a martini glass. Okay, it's for lettuce. It is lettuce in a glass So let's see here all the ladies. Okay, now this is where it starts getting crazy because the rest is just one long scene I don't have little lines, you know to separate me anymore. So I'm already getting like

Cluster fuck to my tongue. I'm listening. I'm I'm I'm watching your clusterfuck unfold. Are you seeing my scrolling? I'm like wait a minute. We're I can tell I can tell because when you get confused you go on let's And then you're scrolling up and down, up and down, but say something. Don't know where am I? Well, I can explain where we are. So of course, the women who have arrived, it's heavenly Jackie and Simone talking about quad, reading about quads of horse and the blogs. And then Mariah shows up.

And of course, heavenly ignores Mariah and they sit down. And Dr. Jack is like, no, I've noticed you guys don't say hi to each other. And I was like, oh, I can do that. Hi, Mariah, how are you? Nice to see you there, Mariah. And Mariah is like, how are you, Heavenly? So good to see you. Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.

Well, then she tell her, I can't find where it's written down but she's oh yeah here we go she's like hello. Hello heavenly. She's like you're a beautiful queen and then Mariah goes love your long johns. Then heavenly tells us long johns. Bitch, give a job. How about that? Then the new girl comes in and Toya and then Toya shades some own skeleton outfit. She's like, that's different that I love your shoes. She's like, well, I'm not going to tell you your onesies and cute, but girl, it's not Halloween. It's a Halloween.

It's a good thing. So Quatt arrives in her gigantic car and I cannot believe that Quatt not only arrived, but she's in a Wednesday. Like a sort of Wednesday. She's like, and she's in pajamas, but she's not really a Wednesday. It's just like, second pajamas jumpsuit. I was impressed that she followed directions kind. She followed it. Yeah, she kind of followed it. I was like of course she's not gonna show up wearing a onesie, but she was you know She was in the spirit of it more or less. Yeah, she made the effort and also Jackie was telling the girls before she's like Well quad is still feeling it from these recent Revelations that have come through in the blogs, but I called her and she called me right back which that's huge for quad right? That's huge. So I say good for you for making an effort. So what tells us right? That is huge. So I say good for you for making an effort. So what tells us, I'm apprehensive. The way they've treated me, I went to the crab boil. They gave me

astakis. I try to get up, I get stepped on. And then she goes, now I am really on high alert. I'm like, are you like a homeland security right now? I'm on alert. We're at Orange, we're at Orange, right now, Dr. Grigora. Mariah level terrorism is up to orange on the scale. I am bringing with me a little mirror to scan under Mariah to make sure there's no truth bomb. So she comes in, she like ding-a-donga. So she comes in and Toya and some

Toya, Simone and Mariah all have stink face on. Meanwhile, I should also mention that it's like a slumber party and it's been like fully bright daylight. This entire time. It's like a slumber party and it's been like fully bright daylight. This entire time. So yeah, so they they come in and just full on dank face towards Quad. She's like, hello, I just had some sardines. How are you ladies? Gendola sardines ladies. Get your sardines. Get your sardines. So Jackie's like well now

Quad I've given everyone else the intro, but this is not just a slumber party. It's also a time to celebrate Let us high school lettuce in our teeny glass Everyone's like oh god awesome, you know Yeah, then we find out that she also has chicken nuggets and then when it cuts to commercial there was a chicken nugget commercial for I think Wendy's most like stop trying to brainwash me show Jesus Christ the hate. Yeah, raise the hate. Okay, you try and stick to a diet for five minutes. Yeah. So then Dr. Jackie or someone asks heavenlamp she's gonna be having dinner. Oh, daddy. I'm actually not gonna have dinner because I just ate with daddy. I cooked for my husband, we had a great dinner, it was really wonderful.

I mean, I knew I was leaving for the hot, but evening so I made my husband dinner and served him in various ways. He is full and I'm full. I basically gave him a blowjob. That's what I'm saying. But it's been a some amount. Yeah, gross. So then, um, everyone starts asking for Ta- Uh, Quad, how she is. Story is like, so much Quad, quad how she is. Story's like, so much quad how are you? And she's like, that's good as I can be.

Like you look good. She's like, thank you for the compliment. It's now your compliment has been received. Thank you for doing a two minute survey at quad.com. I'm not going to talk about this a lot tonight and having these like pranks as fun to the know that you got the floor misquired you can talk as much as you want because what I'm saying is I don't want to talk a lot tonight. So daddy does

that mean you would like to share some words with us saying before you don't talk a lot. How do I say how many sergeants do I have to make you ladies before you don't talk a lot. How do I say? How many sardines do I have to make you ladies before you understand that don't want to talk? Roll the tin back over the sardines, lady, the sardines are closed for the summer. So Toya, they just cut the toya and she just has a look on her face like she's just gonna say something real dumb. Like, it's like she has a little turkey timer You know and just it's like popped up Yeah, I'm pretty much and she just keeps and then

Before anybody even says anything there she turns to Jack and she goes I don't want to do this She starts like having like a mini freak out I don't want to talk about the blogs. I just want to have a good time. I know what I'm going through. It's me. I just want to have a good time. You know, talk about sardines and things

we can do with sardines. So Jack is like, I know how to break this up. Let's go Contessa on the FaceTime. So they FaceTime Contessa and Contessa sitting there in like a full ball gown and hair and makeup. Yes. And by the way, yes, I know how to I know how we can have a good time. Quad, let's call the woman who's recovering from a double mess act to me. It's like, that's going to be a bundle of joy right there. It's gonna be like drugged up.

Past the past the martini glass of iceberg, please. Yeah. So they talked to her for a little while. It's exciting as you think. But Tori is being all rude in the background about it. And contest is like, I'm dressed up because you should always try and look on the outside how you want to feel on the inside.

OK. But you're in game, like put down my eyelashes. Like, give yourself a break Exactly, and then so Jack is like well hurry up and get better We're tired of you being in the house and toy just goes all speed feel so I love that toy it doesn't even slow down her biturie for someone with a double mastectomy Yeah, not you've been I'm sorry, so then Jack is like all right now it's time for our first game you're gonna go to the treasure chest and

Dress up like someone else and imitate them and I think that my imitation game will be a great opportunity for us to see how other see us I'm like it's a great opportunity for you guys to tear each other down This is one of the shadier things that Jackie has done. Yes. So yeah, and Heather's like, oh, daddy, this is a messy game. And Jackie's like, it's only messy if you allow it to be messy. Sort of like your kitchen. Daddy. So Simone is up first and she's doing this bizarre heavily imitation. But she's like, I can't care about it. Man, you don't know shit. I had

daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, and he's like, look at her spank face. Who's that? Who's that supposed to be? Who's that? Who else has another daddy? So then Mariah dresses up like contest that she puts me like huge shoulder pads She just sort of like prances around you know, you know, I was like I'm I'm a doctor whatever. I don't know Oh my god Mariah is so rude. Yeah, she puts on those huge shoulder pads and then a construction worker hat Whatever that means and she's like I'm a doctor. I'm a pilot. I'm everything. I'm every woman and man And then I'm like this I'm every woman and man. And then, I'm like, it is, she said every woman, and man, you know, that she was wrong. It was wrong.

But it was funny. Yeah. So then, Heavenly, Heavenly is doing a toy impersonation. And I feel like Toya is the easiest one to do. And Heavenly does a real weird one where they're all like wait who is that and they finally realize it's Toya because she's like talking about Patron and bragging about her clothes and Toya's like oh what she should have did was not bragging about clothes because that's not what I do I got cleavage and so she like opens up heavenly is like top part to show off her boobs and everything

you know it's cute. It's like I don't know who that is Who's that and the new girl is just sitting there nodding, you know Jarrett is like why did I sign on to be on the show? Who are these people and then Toria out of nowhere tells us if you can't show your cleavage You need to get your boobs to because after your babies you should still be hot for your band What do they have to do with anything? What a weird thing to cut. Toiletism. That's like I hope she just makes fortune cookies and just like you open up a fortune cookie.

Well you should have did it get your boobs done before you ate this fortune cookie but you didn't so. So then let's see here. Toilet is Simone and she doesn't even have to say anything. She just puts on the wig with little bangs, little harsh bangs. And everyone's like, No, no, no, no, Simone!

And I like Jackie dressing like quad because Jackie goes, Ah, cook separate it. And I'm going to take her go up a jacket. And like, quad, quad. And quad goes, Um, that was funny. And then she stares off to the side all upset.

It's like she doesn't want to talk about being upset, but she won't have any fun either. And she won't relax until people try and make her upset. It's so quiet. And Mariah goes, ooh, Jackie's impression of Quad is almost spot on. She just needs to tilt that wig a little further back. So mean. Look who's talking about him.

Oh, yeah. Okay, so look who's talking about you. And yeah, okay, so then Jackie's like, now, for serious times, I texted each of you to send me questions and I just want this to be a safe zone. I want this to be a zone where a quad can feel attacked safely. Okay, let's do this. Make sure anything you say is said in a sisterly way and ideally in a reference to a sardine

to make quad feel comfortable. So she's like, so, I'll go first. Quad, at what point do you know it's time to cut a friend off? Now, I think if a friend is no longer receiving from me Then that's time for example if you can't say heavenly you eat too much Can't If you can't say Simone you're actually a raging bitch. I don't know why I'm actually friends with you Then you can't be friends. Heavenly is looking there like, should I cut this bitch right now? She's like squinting her eyes.

Like, is this, I'm not supposed to fight everything. I'm gonna hold this in, but how dare she? And then Heavenly goes, Daddy, can I say one thing? And then I won't say anything else? And you're like, uh-oh, that's like the most dangerous thing Heavenly could ever say at a party.

Yeah. Uh, and everyone's like, don't buy it. Yeah. And he's with her, Mama-Nah. Because she's gets that real high-pitched voice whenever she's trying to be nice. She's like, yes. I just want to know, one of my friends is going through it. Are we being a good friend?

Oh, I'm being a good friend. I would like to address the question from Miss Heavenly in the corner. Oh please try to refrain from bombarding me with the questions in the search. While things are transpiring and certain motions and residences have been legally moved and refrained from and now and who literally because that will come to you. I will come to you. But are you okay, Danny? And she's like, You know I am! you know I'm dealing with

so many things. Uh, I'm feeling so deep in crisis right now. I'm high. Gregory hasn't taken out the trash with all the old things. And what am I supposed to do? And Beverly is refusing to take out the trash. Is he taking out the trash now? The intro is like, oh, and if I can ask a question too, please. I'm going to refrain. This is our new favorite word for the rest of the episode. She keeps saying refrain over and over.

I'm going to refrain from hearing your question right now. It's like press conference. No, this is right now. It's like a press conference. Oh, this is the circle. The Saudi and circle press conferences come to a close. Thank you very much for coming here. This is the ending of this frown hall I sell. Retire to the refraignment. Please send off for the questions to Miss Jackie over here.

And I will address them in a future date. Thank you very much. Good night, everyone on God bless. And Tori is like, wait a minute. You don't even know what I was gonna ask. It's like I said refrain. Tori, I'm afraid. And Chris, I feel like yeah, but you got they got to ask a question and they got to ask a question. Why don't I get to ask a question? She's like fix your face toy. I don't like looking at that face But I was like, oh my face is pretty good It was happy. No, I'm gonna ask I didn't know I'm gonna oh

Toy, are you gonna ask about why owls are owls again? No, I'm asking that why I was oh, yeah, I guess I was who Why that it so wise? Refrain Owl! Refrain on behalf of the Owl, the Owl... ...Dellication of a Lander. I don't know, I'm talking about it anymore. So then they just start screaming in each other's face. And Troy is basically saying, like, you don't know what I'm going to ask. I'm a lot to ask a question if I want to. And she's like, no, you're refrain from the question.

All you do is run your mouth, refrain from running your mouth. ask a question if I want to and she's like no you're afraid from the question all you do is run your mouth refrain from running your mouth it's like I'm gonna dog I could rub by bath by water by bath oh how's my mouth run anyway that's not like what are you talking about it's definitely tells us if I'm in your legal management 20 needs a goddamn mexist and then she's you know then there's a whole bunch of like, you need to listen. No, you need to listen. No, you need to listen.

Emma missing something. Emma missing something. Where's my sardines? Now they start doing this thing where they're all trying to be Simone, like Simone in a fight where she goes, now, Toya, please, stay calm. Like very, you know, it's calmly if she can. And Toya's like,

ugh, I have a cop, stick. That's very passive aggressive. Do not yell, Toya, what? And then she starts screaming and yelling. Yeah, well, cause, yeah, cause she's like, Toya's like, I care, I care not to say damn. Because that means I care if I said damn. Like, you ever see a bunch of damn,

you ever see the Hoover Dam? That meant that Hoover cared. Because he said damn, I don't know what, forget. So clouds, I tire, tire, you don't want to listen, tire. And then that thing about like, you know, it's very passive aggressive, and tire is like, I'm passive aggressive, I wonder where I learned that from. I think I'm getting good at it.

I'm like, no, you're not being gonna pass the question. And then Jackie breaks in. She's like, you know what I hear? Love. Yes. And Jared is like, um, get me out of here, please. Yeah, she's like, now, quad, I know it sounds like Toia is screaming and yelling at you and acting like a crazy person,

but that has poking you. Toia is one of the kindest, most loving people in this room. She loves hard, she hurts hard, and she runs over deer in the street, very, very hard. She's very dumb, very dumb. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Well, I guess what you put about it. Dammit, dumbest.

They're all within Toya. And sometimes we just need to learn to accept her. And then Toya's like, yeah, I know I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way. I guess I could put it that way.

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And Simone's just sitting there like, and where is my hug? Where is this? See, so... We're a work in progress. No one here is perfect. And heavenly is like, I think Juan and Toya really love each other. They just don't know it.

We all love each other in a strange. Crooked's are color quail. Ha ha. So then Qua, it was actually really nice. Quads like sobbing and Toya's arms and then they're smiling and happy. And Quads like this, this. This is blazing. And I feel happy enough to have some teens right now at last.

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