Watch What Crappens - Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho

Episode Date: March 1, 2019

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find him over on his cartoon called The Real Housewares of Kitchen Island over on YouTube. Hi, Ben. Hey what's going on? Hey, Dune Baby. I'm just ready to close out this lovely week with our very first ever recap of Mexican Dynasties. Mexican Dynasties. Ah, Mexican Dynasties. Before we get into that, a couple of things to show, we will be in DC, that show sold out.

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Yes, thank you. So now onto Mexican dynasties. Now, everybody, you know, we love doing terrible accents and voices on this show, but as time goes on people get offended by certain things. This is not to show for you if you're gonna be getting offended because we're doing a show called Mexican Dynasties that takes place in Mexico. So bad accents will abound. Yeah, we're doing it. We're trying to sound like these people. We're actually trying to mimic their specific voices. We're not trying to perpetuate stereotypes. But if we accidentally add to that, we apologize in advance. We're just trying to actually sound like these people. Yes. We're white. We know who we get it. Yeah, we understand that we're two white boys doing terrible accents

So if that's not your thing, bye Go in Okay, so now here we go with yes Mexican Dynasties So So this this show opens up with like a like a mini trailer It's like a little like where they're just talking.

Basically all the cast members are hard being like, we know what Americans think about Mexicans. They all think that we make the best housekeepers and gardeners and bus boys and that we're all running around in ponchos and some braires. And basically, Americans don't know shit about Mexico. Which is true. Now that said, you will see a lot of Mexicans who are very good made on their show

because they work for the other Mexicans. You see? It's like a story. I think it's, yeah. I actually think it's really good that this show is on TV because I do feel like all that we see of Mexicans on TV or in movies is like we just see like, you know, people who are like struggling and you know and pure

poverty etc. and obviously that's there as well. But like I think it's also refreshing to you know see a different side of Mexico because like it's like so easy to do like push like a poverty narrative. It's a convenient narrative. So I actually do I actually am glad that this show is here just for that basic reason alone. I mean not that Bravo is ever very good at like providing nuance to various demographics and populations, but, you know, yeah, I'm sure it'll be a pretty heavy handed one. And I'm one with it. Yeah. I'm fine with Bravovo's heavy cultural cultural ignorance here. Okay. Yeah, first in hand, I guess right out of the bat, we learned they're like Mexicans. We're not like this. We drive Tesla's. I was like, Oh, okay. All right. We have food in Mexico culture. We have Tesla's.

I was like, Okay, that's also a typical bravo show where when it's about anybody, any other culture at all, it's very shawz's sunset in the way. It's like it's a very different culture, so they're gonna do a lot of the same shits and claim it's from their culture, but it's everybody's culture. Like in Mexico, we love food. Also water. Also we take showers in Mexico. It's like yeah, we do that everywhere. Everything in Mexico City. We're done. Okay. There's nothing more than family in Mexico.

Like, guess what? Got families in America too. Okay. And our families. So we speak of families. We now meet the three central families on the show. We start off with La Familia Ayandes. Ayandes, that's howandes, I have a saying.

The entertainment dynasty. As evidenced by, we meet the mother and the father, Marie and Marie and Fernando. Marie and Fernando. When I, when I party, when I party with no limits, actually doesn't even have a strong accent. She's more like, she sounds more like she's talking like she sounds more like Yeah, she sounds like very very slight accent when I party I party with no limits I mean It's got a very groovy voice you know Mari has sigaro game Mari loves her sigaro

Yeah, and then Fernando's like and when I party I party with her and she goes party, I party with her. And she goes, yeah. They're like the wacky couple. So then we go to La familia de sundo de soda dynasty. And this is the mother and daughter team Doris and Raquel. And Raquel is kind of like the Mexican mama D. Yes, she is. And she's such a Raquel. Like, I'm glad that, like Bravo said, you know what, we're not gonna let Raquel on Vandipon brules be our dominant Raquel. Let's get in a real Raquel, okay?

Yeah. And then give each other, they do that wacky mom daughter thing. Oh, I think the daughter Doris, and by the way, we did a preview of this on our Patreon, so we were trying to guess who all these people were to each other and then guessed it right when he said mother and daughter. And I was like, I think they're sisters. Oh, I thought I was the other way around. I couldn't remember. So it is the daughter. Yeah. I mean, I knew I was daughter. I don't remember which one of us. What was the one

that we guessed, but yeah, mother and daughter. So I just had to point that out to say, Ben, you are right. There. Now, but yeah, mother and daughter. So I just had to point that out to say, Ben, you're right there. Now, enjoy it because it's what they have. And then they had a wacky moment where like, it's not easy being a me. People said me at the same time. Yeah. And then they give each other wacky looks. Right.

So it's like just silliness so far makes sense. Yeah. And then we go to La familia, La family, the razzle, the luxury card dynasty. And this is the most troubling relationship. Yes. I think. Because now it's like we see a doubles figure skater pair. Like, and they're like, we're brother and sister.

And she's and the sister is like, he's definitely mine. I'm not sharing not now, not ever. So stay away. He's mine. I'm like, wait, not ever so stay away. He's mine. I'm like, oh wait, is the brother and sister right? Yeah, and it's your last two hearts. I was like, okay, these two are way too much. And the brother, you want to talk about problematic people. The shit that comes out of the brother's mouth, I'm like, mm. Yeah. Because, and what's funny is that the two of them are like on a permanent morning show.

I mean, which is funny because we find out later that they actually host a show together. But they're basically like what this stereotype is of what a crazy morning show is. Like, oh, hi. I had a great weekend. It was good. Oh my god.

You're hilarious. You're hilarious. But they're brother and sister and they're in love with each other. Yeah, they're like, we're a fashion icons. Everyone loves to in love with each other. Yeah, they're like we're a fashion icons Everyone loves to see us dress wacky Like oh my god is those two you know those two are pretty Pretty well explained I feel like I feel like I understand them the best right off the bat

Now someone on this show or one of these familiar as is Cousins with Mauricio, right? Yes, but I don't know which one. I think Doris, but I'm not sure, hold on. I feel like Doris is the most likely, but I wanna, I'll do a little search. I'm not sure. Are you doing it?

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Are you doing it? Are you doing it? I'm doing could see that like I could see yeah, is it? There's so many choices. I love that no one can just tell you anything on the internet. Why don't you just tell me who it is instead of Howard Cast Mebers from Mexican Dynasties linked to Kyle Richards from Real House just tell me just tell us. All right blah blah blah connected to each other through a string of personal professional blah blah blah. This shows blah blah blah connected to each other through a string of personal professional blah blah blah The shows blah blah blah. There's usually a connection bravas. This is from cheat sheet by the way Just to give them everything is I really need that website. Sorry brava has an uncanny way of linking reality programming Okay, Vanderpump rules and then Vanderpump rules more. Oh, I really think so already tell me I

Eat this article. Oh my god. They've also known Denise Rich. Oh my God. Seriously, although the connection is not new to the show, Kyle Richards has been Mauricio Maskey as cousins with the cast member. Doris. Doris's cousin is a fat. Oh, thank you.

Doris. Jesus, I had it right in the beginning. Yeah. I have to go through that stupid. I'm gonna vow to never go to cheat sheet again because of how poorly written that article was and how clickbait it was unless they decide to write an article about us. In which case, we love cheat sheet.

Yeah. Okay. It's up to you, cheat sheet. Yeah. It's up to you. Yeah. So, okay. So now the show begins an earnest after we see the opening credits and we start out at

Fernando and Marty's. Is it Marty? Marty. Marty? Yeah. Like Marty. a Marty. Marty. Marty. Marty. Yeah, like Marty. You did you say that before? Did I hear you say,

Marty condo? It'd be hilarious was Maricondo. No, no, no, it's just where Mario's in a penthouse together. She's just giggling around. It's a earthquake drill. She's like, so they're made comes into the room

while they're sleeping and opens their electronic curtains, which is so fancy. Oh my God. I want electronic curtains. I know. I know. So they so Fernando and Marty are like, quote unquote, a sleep, but it's going to be like National earthquake drill days. They like wake up Maddie has like this giant necklace on and she's, you know, she's her whole thing is she's like, if there's an earthquake, I need to have my jewels, you know, I need to have my jewels for the earthquake because you know, if we have an emergency where there's no money, you know, I need to be able to pay people in jewelry. Yeah. Pretty much. And they're waking up at 12.54. I'm trying to get downstairs by 11.16. Yeah. and I just love that she talks like this Crackling. I know lady which makes a lot more sense as we go along. So it's they're you know

They're doing their testimonials together and he's like I'm fed Mando and she's like So we are So we are the Aran Dees. So I think the real break I started from the Aran Dees is actually their son Aran. Aran, Aran, Aran. I think it's Aran. Who is basically like this? I don't even want to say a man boy. He's more like boy boy.

He's more like teen boy. I don't know. He's 27, but he reads as 13. Yes. And you know, it he reads as 13. Yes. And, you know, it's rich people do, but young. He's in front of the fridge eating, but instead of drinking the milk out of the carton, he's eating prosciutto out of the...

Out of the cappucc. Or whatever. Right out of the packet right there. So we find out that there's there are two sons, Elon and Anon, which is really annoying because I need like not so similar names. It's really difficult for me. Cause they're like the same length

and they're the same shape when you look at them. Yeah, they just want a little old room house like facial hair because he's a rebel. Yeah. So Elan, he looks basically like Mexico's answer to Jacques Leuand's ex. Oh, yeah, kind of. Elon. Yeah. Yeah. He's basically, he's Mexican Jacques.

That's what I've decided. But way hotter, no offense, Jacques. So he's like, we have two beautiful kids. Elon and Aran, Elan is the eldest and Aran lives with us. And then they, they show on the screen a typical morning. And it's Adan between them and bedcudd listen to that. And then they show on the screen a typical morning, and it's a dawn between them and bad cuddling. Yeah, and the tru- there's like a horrified skittish tru-wa-wa.

On the side just watching like, A, that should be me, B, what the hell is going on? C, when can I run away to a different penthouse? And D, why did you name me Nacho? Cause Ronnie will eat me like I'm smiling. Ha ha ha. And this is my friend, penthouse and the why did you name me nacho because Ronnie will eat me like I'm small Fernando's oh no, uh, Marty says we Are very close we call ourselves the tripod. I was like that is so disturbing. That means something different in America I know aren't there other words for trio like like can we be tripod? I don't know

We like to stand together and put the camera on our heads so they have to prepare for this drill so Marty's like okay she's making sure that she has vitamins drops and astrogel. And they have to run down there while we hear, they have to go down 20 flights of stairs to get to this thing. And she's wearing like huge fur heels. Yeah, and they're like, are you gonna wear those heels on this thing? And she's like, what's the big deal?

I've worn heels all my life. And then they just got to Chio, who is the housekeeper. And she's like, yeah, she wouldn't make it in an earthquake in heels She wouldn't make and she just starts to laugh like that's the loco like no No, the housekeepers are already my favorite characters on this. They're so fast. Absolutely Just the way they look at them like oh Jesus Christ Yeah, so they tell us a little bit about themselves and

Yeah. So they tell us a little bit about themselves and Mare and Fernando are, Fernando used to be a telenovela star, I'm a singer. And so now they are managing their son, Adan. And, uh, wow, uh, I think this is going to be the most dramatic storyline in the whole. So. Yeah, I think this is where the, uh, the, the, the, the fun is going to be. We should just say in general, like the first episode was sort of like, let's meet all the characters. Like not much really got in motion.

They planted the seeds that there were, you know, issues between these two sons, but there's, and, you know, maybe some mother daughter ish friction with in the soda family. But in general, it was just more like, this is who we have. So it's hard to know where the real drama is gonna come.

It's hard to know if there's gonna actually be real drama. It looks sort of like a lighthearted fun show, which is nice, but I'm hoping for some, like I'm hoping that the fame gets to them and they become crazy animals. They will, you know. No matter where you are, where you're from, fame gets you in the end.

I feel like they're gonna have like a pleasant first season, like a nice, sex other charm. They're just generally nice the first season and then season two, the claws of fame will start to set in and they're just gonna rip each other apart. Yeah, but we do finally learn why Mottie's voice is like that because she's been managing her husband for 20 years and that is such a manager voice. Like you've got no tissue back here. Yeah. It's like 30 packs of cigarettes a day. She's basically the

shower and I was born of Mexico City. Yeah. So they have to go down all these stairs and the alarm starts whaling And the dads wearing like King pajamas. He's got like a gold rimmed collar So they go out there and by the time they get down there they've missed it But the dad just keeps weighing it every but for now. They'll just keeps waving get everybody done there He's like win us win us because he's like a star in his mind wherever he goes They also like they act like I mean it seems like they've never been evacuated before. Like, it's supposed to be an annual earthquake drill. Like, have they never done this before?

Marry's like, I never realized how difficult, how dangerous it is to live in a penthouse, which is just, like, glorious privilege. That's just a great phrase. I never realized how dangerous it is to live in a penthouse. I'd be lost that he could kill us in the end. Yeah. So now we go over to Raquel's condo where there's like various pop art depictions of Raquel. Raquel is like already my most favorite person on this entire show, by the way. She's gorgeous. She has a maculant style. And the only thing that's missing is like the sheer terror that someone like a mom and a D can really exude. I'm, Raquel, I'm surprised. You're not terrified of Raquel. I'm terrified, but I'm surprised that she seemed as soft as she was.

Like I thought she would be like really like bitch on wheels, but she's not there. There will be. Don't you will be listen You don't get to be like the most famous fashion critic in Mexico without being A monster see looks terrifying to me, but of course it's another mother who's always like your fat, you know Yeah, so I have that like fear instilled in me And I love that she's kind of the grown up C.C. from beaches, you know, just paintings of herself all over the place. And it cracks me up every time I see. The family, the family of Bezudo, the soda family.

Yeah, that's it. I was like laughing at that too, sort of funny, a soda dynasty. It's like such a specific sort of dynasty. Reminds speaking of Bed Midler. Reminds me of downed out of Beverly Hills. How like the Bed Midler's family and that, they got their fortune by selling hangers. Like, he had a hanger factory. It's like one of those like, you know, because like behind all these things, there are like CEOs and like hangers, okay? So, but in this case, but then we find out that they that basically

Doris' grandfather started Haritos, which is like a huge soda. I was like, damn, no, that's not just a soda empire. That's like, that's huge. Yeah, it's like the Coca-Cola. I'm like really like Star of Structural Fire reaches. I know. So Doris is coming home. It's one of those, I'm coming home from Beverly Hills,

mom, to take care of you, because her dad just died. A recalc husband just died. And treat a form she's got like a little dog, she carries around. And Doris to me looks very much like Celine Dion which cracks me up a long time. Because Celine Dion has feelings. For some reason, she was really hitting some Perry Gilt pin notes for me. And I don't know why she doesn't even look like Perry Gilpin.

But maybe it was the hair, it's sort of like Ross hair. I don't know why, I just kept on thinking Ross. She's eternally taking Fraser shit forever. Frazier's usually might go to a comparison. I'll start with Fraser and then I'll just start to expand out word, maybe to soap dish, big business. Yeah, I can't spare that word.

Once I start showing my own method, my art. Now I'm thinking of Celine Dion and Frazier. No, that was great. You're so snobby, but Syr hilarious and my boss at the end of the day. Let us have lunch. Frazier, shall we meet at the coffee house to discuss issues of the day. So she tells us about her parents. They were Mexican royalty together.

And she's trying to move into this room, but Raquel has to move all of this crap out of there because she's taking up the whole thing. And now they'll fight over closet space. But I'm sorry, I'm salty thinking about Celine Dion at the coffee shop. Just imagine how Celine Dion would would, like, she's the sort of person that would keep adding little snacks to her coffee order. She'd be like, I'll have a Grande Frappuccino, please. And that is banana and it's juice boxbox. I'm gonna say much do those do those. Uh, because we're keep chose for Fraser like so order the coffee's name under Jacques so they can keep going

Jacques and go Fraser, Jacques Fraser. Oh, I kill me every time. I think this is a hundred percent accurate. I'm sorry, you were actually trying to recap the show while I was going into my sling beyond in the cop shop fantasy. Oh, so Doris tells us about her mom and has she's the most famous fashion critic in all of that in America. And she's now doing a show called Quidita de la Camara. Oh, which is funny. I felt so bad for Doris because she's like, she's basically the Joan Rivers of Mexico City. And I was like, I am so sad for you

because that means you're the Melissa Rivers of Mexico City. Yeah, I thought that that's what she was gonna say and I'm the Melissa, but she says, and I am her daughter. Like I guess like, I guess she's trying to be her mom at her, but she's her daughter. Daughtered her.

She's Melissa Rivers basically. I wasager, she's Melissa Rivers, basically. I was like, that's so sad that you put yourself in that box right now. Yeah. So then even like you have doubty in your own job title that you made up for yourself, like I don't like it. I know. So then might see the eating the first hints of our eating thing because the mom's like, oh, let us have some breakfast,

my beautiful daughter who's back home now to take care of her mom. You know, the mom's just like getting used to the cameras. And Doris is like, you're going to let me eat this much. We got to a scene over Cal going, you've gained weight. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside. And I'm Sydney Battle.

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There's like, there's like a lot of people on this show. There's a lot. This is like really taxing my brain. Yeah, there is a lot. There's a lot of newness here. Yeah, a lot of us to take in. So, they all, so Paulina and her kids, they all go down to Oscar's house, which is like hilariously like a block away. We get one that classic Bravo thing. We was like, come on, let's get in the car,

and the car goes like a block, you know. So, they all sneak into like Oscar's house, and they're like, okay, everyone hide, and Oscar comes in with his kids and their mom. Their mom is hilarious. Walks in and they're like, okay, everyone hide and Oscar comes in with his kids and their mom their mom is hilarious Walks in and they're like surprise Yeah, he's a character that well first of all they like do those firework those indoor firework things of confetti Like he just won an American idol and I'm like Borhaka. Oh my god She's like, dude, she done enough.

You know, she's, yeah, she's kept us house clean for three weeks while he was away. And now she's gotta do this. So he comes in and like a red, is it a Louis Vuitton jumpsuit? What is he wearing? This one too. I don't know.

I was already, there's a lot for me to take in. And his outfit was, I just, I don I, it was red, it was something red. And no gay trendy man is complete in their 40s without a Supreme bag. Oh God. That's such a good, that's such a good call. It makes me so mad that you said that. So yeah, and we learned that. So Pauline and Oscar, they're, they're the luxury car dynasty because their dad brought

luxury cars in Mexico for the first time. Um, and we, you know, they, these two, these Oscar, they're the luxury car dynasty because their dad brought luxury cars to Mexico for the first time. And we, you know, these two, these siblings, they love each other and they're like, we're like twins. And we see this, like they cut to this flashback of like Paulina and Oscar are like having a pillow fight with all the kids are all like pillow fighting and then the camera zooms in and like the mom, Olivia, I think her name is, we're not Olivia but the mom is just like

bashing a hover with pillow she's like yes yes smack that gay out of him smack it. So then like we are very much alike but we raise our kids very differently, very different parenting methods. And it's because she likes pizza and he likes his kids to be healthy. She's like half of Mexican food is fried, okay? They can't eat half the food in Mexico and he goes, that's good, that's good. I tell you, I tell them, don't eat that. It has too much transjet, what is it?

I thought it was transgender. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, trans fats. Yeah, it's like Trans fats. He's gonna be trouble this one. Yeah, so Paulina and Oliver have a TV show called gay medrazo. By the way, I took French in high school. So my Spanish accent, despite having lived here in Los Angeles, is a little wonky. But it's gay medrazo, right? Yeah. Which means what a punch. And yeah, it's like what you said before,

they get into different outfits and they're silly on screens. You get that. I don't even know. Yeah, they work crazy outfits and then they get in front of the camera and they do this. Whoa! Whoa!

Ha! It's very Mexican TV. I watched a lot of Mexican TV growing up. And it's very very Mexican TV. I watched a lot of Mexican TV growing up and it's very very Mexican TV. Yeah, so so basically so Oliver and his kids just came back from America and we learned that Paulina is divorced and a single mom and Oliver is the first openly gay father of started children in Mexico which made it to the cover of a big magazine down there. All right, this magazine. What's that Danielle stop?

No, it's called Kien. Well, what I like to, so the magazine's called Kien, which means who, which I think it was hilarious, because it's like who? Who's this? They're like, look at this guy. He has kids and people are like, who? Who?

Well, she's like a huge star down there. I'm being so ignorant. Who's pretty funny though? Who? I just think it's funny that I know. Like, am I like, who? Anyone? Does anyone being on a magazine called who?

Wait, who's that? It's like a magazine edited by my parents. Who's that? Is that the Caprio? That would be the other name for it. Is that the Caprio? They get that would be the other name for it. Is that the caprio? Is that aflex? So they're talking about how he had a surrogate and he's like and when I decided to have kids, I forced her to have kids Well, I didn't force her, but I said go go stand on your hands and make the sperm get in there

The mom is Gabri, by the way. Yeah, I just saw the right guy. She loves big sun hats inside. Yeah. So, um, so they are all sitting down at the table and Pauline is like, well, while you're on vacation, I didn't want to spoil anything, but at which point I got my Bravo glitch, the direct TV Bravo glitch and I fast like, basically I lost a minute. So what happened?

What happened? She's like, oh, I just hear Kimbo Kimbo Kimbo. And I said, hookah, hookah, hookah, hookah. See the Kimbo Kimbo. And he goes to the parrot, died. Because I was thinking it was something worse than that. And it's like, we are going to do a burial at my house for Kimbo.

And very MJ style. She's put Kimbo, the parrot in the freezer. And Hocus, like, we were like, how are you going to freeze that thing? There's food and all that. Yeah, because when I came back, I just came back to Hocus saying, this family is not normal. Yeah, it's like, okay. Family land most normal. So for me, the way I saw it, it was, I have some bad news. Cut to Hoka saying, this family is not normal.

I was like, that seems to track. Yeah. I know this so you could cut any way and put it in any order and it would always be funny. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum. Er, show. And then we see Nacho, the tiny dog. Fernando and Mari and they're like kissing Nacho.

They have little tiny little Nacho. I mean his eyeballs are bigger than his face. And they're both like kissing Nacho from both sides. And Nacho's like, oh my god, please let me out of here. I can't. I can't. And then Elan and Jenny are on the way over to their parents house because they're coming to stay.

And Jenny's like, oh my God, I hope your mom doesn't harp on my English. I just don't know how to produce some words. He's like pronounced. Yeah. So they come over and we find out about the brothers, the brothers issues with each other. Yeah, this is pretty good.

I like this. Because Jenny is like a divisive force in the family because basically, Elan and Adon were in a band called Ayende, which is their family name. I don't know. I'm like, Ayende, I don't know. I just get excited to say the name. Ayende. Ayende. Yeah, so they were in this band and then Elon met Jenny while she was in a

Miss Universe, Miss World pageant and he fell in love with her and the family thought that it was just like a phase, but then it wasn't a phase and basically she's the Yoko ono of the family. Yeah, that's what the Don calls her. He's like, we all know what happened with the Beatles. Yoko. And I'm not sure that he really does know what happened with the Beatles. I think he thinks Yoko is like some version of Yolo. He's like, Yoko, you only know once Yo, go. No, yo, go to reason why. So Elon tells us that they were in this, you know, they were in this band, like he said, and then we see a clip of the band.

And it's in like a high school auditorium, and you just hear the parents clapping. So I'm not really sure how well that was going. It's a bum bum bum. Yeah, I was wondering what was going on with that band. Yeah. And his parents told him he had to choose between love and the band and he's like and we see what happened obviously Because he stayed with Jenny and they started their own band together their own duo and now they have a record deal Yeah, there's the drama with them, but so they're really nice to each other right now But then to not to be upstage Adanaana's like, well, I have news.

I audition for levels Mexico and I got in. I'm not in it to win it. I'm just in it for fun. But I know I will be a superstar and they just start laughing in this face. Yeah. Elana and Jenny just are like laughing. I'm like, you know, like not even like, like no one becomes famous off the voice. Yeah. So rude. I'm like, you know, like not even like no one becomes famous off the voice. Yeah, so rude.

I'm forci. So Jenny's like, he lives with his mommy and his daddy and he likes it. Like he likes it. Yeah, because Fernand basically, so basically issue here is an issue about betting. So or like mattresses because basically Fernando, Fernando and and Mari are like, listen, we have something very serious to talk to you about. We want you and Jenny to use our bed and we'll use the inflatable. We will do it.

We will use the inflatable. They're like, but you have sex and we'll use the inflatable. We will do it. We will use the inflatable. They're like, but you have sex and you're a bad. Yes, and we will have sex on the inflatable. We will have sex on anything, really, to be honest. And she's like, in this family, there are no batteries. They invite it themselves to my honeymoon. And then we see a honeymoon picture of the parents with them.

You know what they remind me of the parents, like Fernando and Mari, I just rewashed waiting for Guffman and they are so, Catherine O'Hara and Fred Willard in that movie. You know, that's like. Like, even has Catherine O'Hara eyes. Yeah, like that plucky energy of like these,

like the two travel agents who have never been outside of Blaine Missouri, you know, like that's, that not obviously they've been outside of Mexico City, but just like that like that can do attitude that like really like overly enthusiastic, but like oddly Catherine O'Haraish vibe, you know, they're like super excited about every little thing. And along to like, why can't they just sleep? Why can't I don't sleep on the inflatable mattress and the dad's like, no, and he goes, he just found out about love. He just found out.

And for another, like, you know, there's circumstances, a dawn would be perfectly happy sleeping on the inflatable. But now, yes, love us. No, but I'm like, also like, you guys are rich. Why don't you guys have a guest room? Where? Well, why is there only one bed here? Why? I'm guessing that thing where your parents get older and they're like, why don't we move to a condo? And now they're like, God damn it. Now we have to walk down all these stairs for the fire drill and there's no word to say, you know? These parents, they're all plucky and have,

they're all nice and happy, but they are passive aggressive because they moved into that penthouse and they were not like, oh, we should have a room for when Elon comes to visit. They're like, fuck Elon, he gets the inflatable, which is like, I'm also, I love that they keep. I've never said the word inflatable so much as talking about this show the inflatable but they also like kicked a lot out of the

family band for having a girlfriend so I mean that's where they're at so they're not as sweet nice as they pretend no they're definitely not they're like evil people obviously yeah and for not that tells us oh it doesn't want to sleep on the inflatable so top Charlie's and the moddy's like, so what? You're staying hotels, other people, the whole universe has sex in hotels. He's like, but she's right. Yeah. And uh, Don's like, um, I'm not sleeping in my parents' bed.

Okay, I don't sleep in there. I just go in there in the morning for cuddles. Yeah. I think that's this with Adon's voice is that he is, he's been so infantilized that even his voice is like young voice, because he doesn't even talk like this. He's like, I'm not gonna sleep in my parents' bed. I only go there for cuddles.

Yeah, every time you go to a high-dilt. Yeah. Yeah. So then the kitchen Ad Adango's in there and he's all angry storming around the kitchen and the security guy, I didn't catch his name, did you? He's his. Oh, he's his auntie or in there, the housekeeper.

And they're like, how are things? And he's like, oh my God, can you believe it? He's like going off in Spanish. He's like, oh, and I have levels. And I can't believe they're not going to take the air mattress. I have levels. And this is't believe they're not going to take the air mattress. I have levels. And it's just because would you like some leche? And he's like, yes, thank you.

And he tells us he goes, he spends the entire day drinking milk, more or less five glasses of milk a day. When he drinks the milk, his anchor goes away. It's an odd wrinkle Like I'm actually like really super into this like sibling rivalry going on because because it's fascinating on its own This idea of these two brothers and one is like more talented than the other but the other one gets Baby'd and the other one gets root has rebel Etc etc

But I also love that milk plays a role in it. Like the way to calm down the child is to just like just ply him with milk, tons and tons of milk. And then finally he's like, now that he's had milk in him, he's like, you know what, I've decided I'm going to take the inflatable. I'm gonna be the bigger person. I'll have the inflatable.

And for now, they're like, you did the right thing. So they get some on the forehead. Like, he made a huge sacrifice by going like sleeping on a actually perfectly comfortable inflatable. Like, honestly, like, air mattresses, they're not as nice as maybe a cast for mattress. Here's the code crap ends, but, you know, they're comfortable, especially if you're, yeah, you can, you can still sing.

If you can't sing after a night on an air mattress, then you weren't worthy of being on the voice in the first place. Yeah, it's like the end of the karate kid, but if Ralph Machia just decided he would sleep on an air mattress, so they're like, oh my god, he's grown so much. So Doris and Raquel are walking through a park at this water fountain thing and you know, talking about how good it is to be back around each other and how sad it is that the dad's dead obviously and there's going to be a big going away party for Doris and we're going to have a going away party for all your fat that you gained in America. I hope that's okay because we're going to work that's

off right now. Thank you. There will be a very long party full of stepstairs and water drinking, but the party is a party. A lot of a fat were people then there will be a lot of people at this party. Doris. So Doris is doing everything she can to piss off her mom as they walk around the park. She's like, I must have cheese aronis. This is Mexico. Well, you have some mother and her mom's so mad that she's eating fried pig skin. I know. She's, Raquel is so mad that she voluntarily has carbs in the shape of mango and she's based and then Raquel goes, you know, I love perfection and that's a clash that we have sometimes my

lazy unmotivated daughter who does not pursue perfection that was that's who these perfection was a cake my daughter would eat it in one sitting So then my Doris talks everyone starts talking about how perfect Raquel is like they keep cutting the people talking about how perfect she is and we're like she's beautiful, she's life, she's stunning. And then Mari and Fernando are there and bodies like, Raquel is too good to be true. And for now that goes, I don't think so. So now we start giving a sniff of the rift. I know. I also think one thing that is funny is that like the fact that Raquel named her daughter

Doris is hilarious to me because obviously Doris is a perfectly lovely name. But like when you have a mother who is like a fashion icon or at least a very famous fashion personality in a country. And her name is Raquel. And she's glam. And then she just has a daughter named Doris, who's always fat, you know, or she's always saying, you're fat, you're fat, your name is Doris and you're fat. I mean, like, you know, she like, she wanted a boy, basically.

I think she wanted a boy and was like, okay, I don't have a boy. I'm going to name you Doris. I think probably in the mom's mind, it was back in the day when she's like, I look like Doris Day, so I should name my child this. But then Doris is like the perfect secretary name too. Yeah. So it's like, she's like,

I have Doris to say. I have Doris to all the Doris fans that we have. I'm not trying to shame Doris. I'm just saying, I can imagine Raquel thinking Doris is. So Doris keeps going because her mom's not mad at us and she does her mom can really bring it on camera. So she's like, can I get a taco now? And her mom's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, a taco.

Like you see you're just getting mad. She's just so frustrated with the choices in her life. So let's see. Then we have like a little scene of like, it's morning in the penthouse and we see like Ilhan and Jenny are sleeping comfortably in the bed and then like Adon is on the air mattress and he's like, oh, and he's like saying, like, you know, it's not so bad,

even though it deflates a little bit, but it's not so bad and he's just like, they just, you just can see that she just has like a hose of milk ready to go. She's like ready just to spring him down with milk to come down when he wakes up. So over at Paulina's, Oscar and the kids and the mom come over again, which I guess is a daily occurrence. And that's so cute. They're also cute on this show.

We're like, I like jump on each other and kiss each other. I know. Everyone's very likable. It's a very, very lik show and it's it was fun. I was actually like laughing out loud through a lot of it So they have a funeral for Kimbo the bird and Oscar wears a green jumpsuit and brings green everything to say goodbye to Kimbo and she's like he wasn't green And he's like oh, I should have worn gray. She's like he wasn't gray. He was brown No, he was br, no, he was gray. Then he was like, oh, he's brown. I like the idea that like, Paulina on a certain level is disappointed

that Oscar didn't quite match the parrot in his ensemble. Like, like that's an obligation when going to a parrot funeral. You have to actually dress in the same colors. Yeah, well, that's so him. He's like, I did this for Kimbo. She's like, oh, idiot. He probably had like a whole social media moment where he's like, I'm dressed like the parents. Everyone, I'm going to be a power cheek for a power funeral. And this is going to be very exciting. And then he gets there and it's like, no, you did the wrong

one. Yeah, because you know, he's like secretly really resented that parrot. Yeah. He was jealous of that parrot. That parrot took up too much appalling intentions. I mean, listen, it's the perfect alibi. He's a Morocco and the of Pauline's attention. I mean, listen, it's the perfect alibi. He's a Morocco and the parrot suddenly dies. Yeah. I don't know. And like in Mexico, death is raised differently. We like to send you off with happiness.

So they dance on Kimbo's grave and poor Wann all over it. I'm like, hmm, yeah, that's definitely something different. I don't know that I would get away with that at a funeral. Hmm. Yeah. See you second. Pouring wine to just dancing around on the grave. I don't know that I would get away with that at a funeral. Let's see a second. Pouring wine and just dancing around on the grave.

I mean, I saw myself doing that, but not with quite the same jubilance. Yeah. Nice use of jubilance. Thank you for that. So that's crosswords. Yeah. So now it's time to prepare for Doris' welcome home party. So they're all getting ready and stuff.

And Oscar and Paulina are like, well, Doris is like still complaining about how her mother is constantly critiquing her, which I think is going to be an ongoing thing here. You know, it's kind of funny that Doris is related to Mauricio and Kyle because you know that like basically Doris is like fits so well with like the Richard sisters. You know, it's totally Kyle. Yeah. Getting shot on non-stop. Fucked with by a dominant mother.

Totally. So Doris is like, my mother is always giving constant unsolicited advice. You know, even people in the street, she'll say those shoes don't work with that outfit and people they say thank you and they go change. I just don't get it. So funny and then she's working so hard to find something to wear, but Raquel just has a beautiful dress that she slips on and is ready to go. She's like, that's annoying. beautiful dress that she slips on in this ready to go. She's like, that's annoying. Rekel just like effortlessly stylish. She just comes out looking stunning with all the perfect accessories like the earrings that match like the little anything, you know, and like Doris is like, she has like a turtle neck or something like that with like one sleeve falling

off her shoulder and like a hobo hat or something. I don't know. Yeah. Just completely like, can never live up to her mother. Kyle. Kyle. Yeah. She's right. Kyle Quas. Except that I really like Doris so far. I like Doris a lot.

I like Doris and we're kill the most actually. Yeah. And you know, this is also another reason this is kind of a Doris thing is because she's the cousin who kind of hooked this whole thing up, right? So she has connections. Oh, really? Well, yeah. She's Mauricio's cousin. I would imagine that she's the cousin who kind of hooked this whole thing up, right? So she has connections. Well, yeah, if she's Mauricio's cousin, I would imagine that she's the one who has the connections that kind of hooked this up on Bravo.

Yeah. And then she's the one that they're all going to like turn against and fight with later. You know, so Kyle, so many shades of Kyle here. Yeah, 50 shades of Kyle. Yeah. So, so now meanwhile, Oscar and Paulina are planning their outfits. They want to make a splash. They make a whole, they make so much noise about making a Kyle. Yeah. So, um, so now meanwhile, Oscar and Paulina are planning their outfits. They want to make a splash. They're, they make a whole, they make so much noise about making a splash. We even see them at a different party where it's like, we love to make a splash

to a party and they have like crazy mask on and people like, who's that? Who's that? They're like, it's us. I was like, ah! Um, that's them. Cause she's like, we need to stand out like the fashion king and queen are arriving at the party. Oh my god. Yeah, I like the endorses like, you know, with them it's sometimes it's a, it's a little insatuous and because I was like, oh my god, I can't believe you said that. I'm like, no, no, I just, it reminds me of Game of Thrones, you know, like Cersei and Jamie Lannister, that's all, they just, all I'm trying to say is they look like they fucked each other all the time.

And if a child is watching and they're going push the child away and break their legs. That's all So then Fernando so we basically get to the shot This party and everyone's like in Mexico. We like to have parties Yeah, this is like Marian Fernandez whole storyline. We love to party. Party is great. We love party. Don't you love party then Pauline and Oscar come in and they're fast and splash and she's basically wearing like a cake from Ralph's on top of her head. Yeah, Oliver is just like an fairly standard suit, but he's he's put basically a boot near on his chest. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Whoa, I made a splash.

And then we find out Alon has a huge crush. I mean, Oscar has a huge crush on Alon. He's like, he's so beautiful. I just want to jump. Oh, have I started calling Oscar Oliver? By the way, did at some point did I just I just knows that my notes I started I started writing on Oliver.

Have I did I just like? I was getting this because I'm usually the one who gets names wrong. I think it's Oscar. I think it is I think I somewhere along the way I just fully moved over to Oliver. I was like you know what? I mean I'm gonna name him Oliver now. He's definitely more of a a Rocky in that movie where he played Oscar as opposed to Oliver because Oliver's poor. Yeah, but Oliver also has company. True. That's true, but he didn't get it until a sequel.

Oh, but there was a sequel to Oliver and company. Oliver and company is the sequel. Oh, what? No, never mind. Sorry. Thank you. Getting my Oliver's confused, guys. Oliver, it's got like a little mouse in New York City, I think. I remember correctly. I think Richard Mulligan did a voice on that movie.

Yeah, sorry. Okay, so Oscar. So he's talking to Elana Jenny and they're like, well, you know, we're coming back and forth because we have a record. And Oscar is like, he's too pretty to be in a duet. He should be single. And I would be the first to buy records. I've wacky clothes. And I will splooge all over each and every record. So then they talk, then everybody starts talking about how Fernando is so gay. Like the husband and everyone thinks that for not does gay and I was kind of like for me. I was thought he was gay and probably it's like everyone does Have you seen my hat? Oh?

It's amazing Yeah, and then of course after everyone's talks about how Fernando's kind of gay they then cut to him like and he has He's in an actual turtle neck like a velvet turtle neck or something like that and he's like oh Polina How are you, girl, friend? Hey, they just showed like the gayest shot of him ever. Yeah. And the lonesome, of course, I've heard that my father's gav heard it ever since I'm a kid, but I will say the in the 70s, most people were by. I know that. Like good answer. Yeah.

So yeah. So then, yeah. And somewhere around good answer. Yeah. So, yeah. So then, yeah. And somewhere around here is when Oscar was like, yeah, Fernando, man, he was on my jerk off list. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, I have to be honest. I mean, if you actually don't have to be honest right now, but that's fine. Yeah. And he's like, and now I love his son because he created this perfection.

This speaks a lot to me, right? I'm like, yeah. So now, so, so, Doris and Raquel arrive and Marri is like, oh, Raquel, I haven't given you my condolences yet. I'm so sorry. And I like the party. But I'm so sorry. And then Raquel's like, oh, well, you know, it was about three weeks too late, but you know, perhaps she was busy. Each. Yeah, I love the glimpses from Raquel that she's going to be crazy. Yeah. So then let's see here. Marie, wait, who's Marie? Marie. So she talks about how she met Fernando.

And it's Raquel Fernando, Mari, and Fernando, I wrote again. I mean, what's wrong? This is like the first time you've been talking about something. I did it a few times. I did that a few times too. I was like, Fernando was talking to Fernando and telling Fernando to sleep on the inflatable.

I was like, wait a second. Is this a one-man play? So, Mardi is like, I met him at Nando when I was 27. And before that, I'd been around. And Rickel's like, what does that mean? Just, you know exactly what that means. I like to party. I like to party on the laps of men. because like I was raised very normal and respectful to my husband

And then a custom re-talking about her and she's like she has no idea what life is I'm gonna cast factory kel talking about her and she's like I respect her, but don't understand her Yeah, Rickles basically like she's a L. is basically like, she's a slut. And then Bobby's like, she's a bitch. Yeah. So now it's time for Adon to perform, because the host of the party who's like a friend is like, come on, Adon, you have to perform.

So Elon's like, okay, I need a shot for this. And I love how like bitteran is about his family. He's like, all right, so here's the deal. Basically, anything that seems like it's spontaneous or like, oh, let's just do this. For instance, Adan telling his dad, why don't you sing with me? It's been fully planned and so awkwardly planned

that everyone can see, like this, their plan on furling. And then you so then you see it on like coming and be like, Dad, why don't you come and sing with me say, who me? Oh, well, I guess I can join you up on stage. He's like, we have written this song together. And they start singing this song and like really selling it. And the ones like, they wrote a song together that is literally planning it. Yeah. And then while they're singing, Alon just tells Jenny flat. Yeah.

At one point he's like, well, Alon goes, well, you know, everybody's liking the song. And she's like, everybody's drunk. She doesn't even sound like that. I mean, it sounds so evil. Everybody's, she's like, um, everyone's drunk. Yeah. She kind of hates this kid, which is so... She hates this family. She clearly hates Adon because she knows like what shit that her husband has to deal with. And, uh, I really hope that they get into a fight. Yeah, oh, they will. Yeah. So then, um, Rikkel, everyone's like hooting and

hollering after the song. And Rikkel's like, sorry, but I must give a speech. everyone's like hooting and hollering after the song and Rick L. was like, sorry, but I must give a speech. It's like nothing we are all reveling and joy. Let me give a speech. So she talks about her husband passing and everyone's like family to her and they make her remember that life is still worth living. And then Marty comes up to her and she goes, live every day as if it was your last day. I was like, God, that woman's creepy. Yeah, and what I mean by that is,

come on a party! We like to party! We like to party! We like, we like to party! I'm not pretty much the end. Yeah, so before we wrap up, how do you feel about going over to the crap and smell bag? Let's do our ban So the crap is mailbag is where people can write in questions and we read them on the air or

air air in the air, as Florida would say. Kate A says, oh, and by the way, do it at Patreon. So we're going to Patreon.com slash watch or crap. Kate A says, hey boys, what do you think Yolanda Hadid Foster Hadid is up to these days? How do you think she feels about Lisa Renn as attempt to turn her daughters into DG My Love and the other one? Will she crash-dade fosters upcoming wedding? Cheers!

Oh my gosh. What is Yolanda up to? I know that she's making a lot of doctors appointments for her kids. And I don't mean just there, you know, multiple diseases that they seem to keep coming up with, but they're faces. Have you seen those kids faces? Jesus Christ! Yeah.

I can actually, the last time I checked in on Yolanda, she had posted something. I think, so you know the weekend, you know the singer of the weekend, the week in week. So I guess he and Bella are dating again. I feel like at one point they stopped dating. Who knows? I'm sorry, I don't subscribe to, the other one, weekly. But so I think it was his birthday recently so y'all on that was

What again? They're in the map. They're on the magazine cover. Oh, Kim So that was funny. I was like, go back. So you'll a lot so we all on the posted a photo of the weekend on her Instagram was like oh My love thank like congratulations to you to birthday my handsome one or you've done such wonderful things I'm so proud of you my love my love my you know something like that And I was like this woman is so bonkers crazy like getting all up into her Her daughter's business with her with her boyfriend. She just wants to show the world that her daughter's dating a famous musician, right? And she's done it before multiple times. And when Gigi was dating, I think Zane,

she's like, oh, Zane, my love, my dear, my Zane. I was like, I don't know, I just think it's like, it's so ridiculous. Like, I know like, well, thankfully my mom is not on Instagram, but if she were on Instagram, she would not be posting photos of my boyfriend and being like, my love, my love, my mom is not on Instagram, but if she were on Instagram, she would not be posting photos of my boyfriend and being like, my love, my love. My mom would never do that.

You know, it's just like she's so up in her kids business. Yeah. That's Yolanda. Yolanda really triggered me. I mean, she made me so crazy and so angry and I was foaming at the mouth during that time. And honestly, I'm just so glad she's gone. I'm just like thankful every day. I don't care what she's up to. I don't follow her. I know that she saw a lot of bikini pics,

but otherwise I don't really care. Bye. Good riddance. I mean, she triggered me towards the end there, but I wasn't ready for her to go, to be honest. I think she added a fun, a fun, I liked, I liked what she brought to the show. Except for liked what she was watching. She was watching the show. Except for her when she was lying in bed. Like the limes, the limes.

But I think you're the first person who's ever described Yolanda Foster's run on Beverly Hills. It's fun. Not fun, but I liked her like a Louf, a Loufhoof. She had like an Louf Hooth quality to her. I don't know, I thought she was, she's so ridiculous that I thought she was entertaining, even when she was being awful.

And but one thing is that I feel like she did not get enough hatred from the audience for being basically the supreme manipulator that we discover that she is. That you know, I feel like though the audience at large beyond just like hour peeps, never truly saw her as the mastermind that she was. Like, like, like, Lisa Vanderpump's true arch rival. Yes. And she really was that.

Yeah. But you know, she left her little seedling there, Erica Jane. That's true. Um, true. What else is in that mailbag? Well, our Simone says, hi, Ben and Ronnie, uh, if you could trade,

if you could do trades of house-wise between real housewives cities, what would your trades look like and why? For example, I'd love to see D'Arenda in Atlanta with that cast or Candy and Orange County with those ladies, I'm into baseball, so I've thought about this a bit.

Oh my God. That's great. I would love to see Luan on Beverly Hills. I would love to see Luan on Atlanta, and she'd make a fool of herself. Yes, she'd make a damn fool of herself. She'd make a big, all fool of herself there. Be amazing, be damn fool of herself. She'd make a big, all fool of herself there. Be amazing.

Be amazing, fool of herself. I would like to see Tamra on, God, I'm trying to think of a classier housewise where she would just be called out on the trash that she is. But I can't think of what that is either. I guess it would be Beverly Hills, too. So, Tam, I don't want to do everything Beverly Hills, but can you tell how much Beverly Hills need some new blood?

Oh my God. I'm like, anybody else everything Beverly Hills, but can you tell how much Beverly Hills need some new blood? Oh my god Anybody else on Beverly Hills Same I know I'm trying to think of like I you know Kelly Dodd in New York would be pretty funny I think she could mix it up with with the craziness of like Durinda and Ramona. I think Kelly Dodd would be Would work. I think that would that would be a good a good trade. Yes, that would be really good I think that would be a good trade. Yeah, that would be really good. Let's see, what are the, I only remember really the housewives that are currently on, so let me think.

Yeah, I'm trying to think of like various like people named Petrolmick. Petrolmick. Like Karen Huger in Dallas maybe, or oh my God Karen Huger would do great in Dallas, yeah. I know, her and Liam Locke and Squaring off would be pretty amazing. Yeah, that would be pretty hilarious.

It's good. It's good. Oh Oh my god. She wouldn't even know what to do with her damn self-roundly and cheese. No, necessary. Um, all right. Well, that's it for mailbag this week. Um, Ronnie, I hope you have a wonderful weekend. You too, your little Hunlant. We will be back Monday with the recap of Top Shes. Yeah, it's very exciting. Go to watchcrapids.com to get your tickets and your fancy Luan stuff, those t-shirts and leggings.

And we'll see y'all on Monday. Bye! Bye! Bye! Hey, prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.