Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Creepy Controversy

Episode Date: March 14, 2018

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don't already, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And Kristie D'Aurry, the OG Prem Supreme. Plus our super premium sponsors, Kelly Grant, The Grant Master! And Lizzie Drucker, a fine mother of f- Watch what crap ends, watch what crap ends Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap ends What crap ends, what crap ends Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Your Crapp Ins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BsideBlog.com and the BantreBlender podcast, and joining me this evening,

that's right we're recording at night, is my good dear friend, my favorite fellow podcaster, who I spend hours and hours and hours with talking and traveling with, it's Ronnie Caram from trashtalktuby.com and the Rosebrook Spatcher podcast. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, Bane. How lovely evening. Yeah, well, it's a little bit,

it's not quite evening for you anymore because you're in a different time zone than I am right? Oh, yeah, baby. I'm still in Austin, Texas, but now I'm trying to have some of my mic issues Resolved by tying my microphone to my dad's desk lamp with my sock. I like that I like that and by the way, you know I've heard that there's terrible things happening in Austin tonight. So I hope that sounds like you're safe and sound. I hope you continue to be safe and sound through this recording.

God. Yeah. Jesus. Some bombs going off. Hey, world. Yeah, world. It's not big. Great.

If you just chilled the fuck out already, my god. What is happening over there? Just bombs? just not just bombs But the like like your mail make sure you ain't getting fucking diseases into you in the mail and bombs and then better in hospitals And there's so much shit going on all over this world. I don't even I don't I don't even the only thing I even know about this Is because my mother is obsessed with you know the pain of the world Yeah, it's she has the news on all day. It's something glaring out.

I've heard so much bad news today. She said, why are you wearing those things? You can't hear me talk when you have those things on. I said, because I cannot take the world, okay? I'm a sensitive fat person. I need to be in my, this is why. You see, this is why E. Domino's. I just need to insulate myself, the world sucks, okay?

And everyone, stop watching the news. You can't, it's all going to shit anyway. Yeah, it's terrible But that's why we're here because there's a lot of terrible shit happening in the world and Sometimes you just need the place to get away someplace where everybody knows your name And of course I'm referring to watch what happens Now welcome to our cheers podcast. Sometimes you go welcome. Back Carla what a list. Back Carla, I'll tell you just try to send her a bomb

and see what happens. That's not gonna work out so well for you sir. No I'm not like you're saying. Please do not send. Please do not send any explosives to Reopromen. That is not what I'm saying. I don't know Carla, because Carla's real Pearlman is probably launching in a pool somewhere. She made her money. Okay, but Carla will take some terrorists down with her waitress tray. She'll be like, whipping that shit all over like Zina's little disc.

Exactly. Well, this podcast does cover some cheers of Jason qualities. They hate Camila Grammar. But today we're talking about Vanderpump rules, but before we even jump into that next Saturday, March 24th, we are doing our very first ever show in Detroit, Michigan, at the Majestic Theater. It's going to be amazing. We have tickets that are still on sales. Everyone go get those tickets. I don't remember what, did we decide what we're going to be doing yet? Is that like, or do we still, do we talk, I can't remember. There was so many conversations.

No, we didn't decide. We need to decide. We keep it in the side. We'll look at it so far away and then boom, here it is. Yeah, we, it's exactly, we'll announce something this week. We've thrown around some ideas privately between the two of us, but we haven't officially landed on anything. But in the meantime, get tickets. Don we'll announce something this week. We've thrown around some ideas privately between the two of us, but we haven't officially landed on anything, but in the meantime,

get tickets, don't wait for us to decide, get tickets, because whatever it is, it'll be good. We'll recap, you know, us, we like to go granular and go crazy over all our live show recaps. So like, even if it's like, we're gonna be recapping a fish tank at a store in Detroit, it'll be fun, so come. And we will be doing another shirt contest. And like Rapids Fried contest,

because the one in Houston was just amazing. My aunt Bridget took some amazing picture. I'm just gonna say amazing a lot. She took, but they really are. They're so great. The picture she took. I mean, she was guerrilla style all up and everybody's business hanging up, you know, upside down from the stage

like a monkey, like she was everywhere. And we have so many pictures to go through and laugh at. I can't wait to see them. Yeah, I think actually, I'm just gonna propose that, I think that the hashtag crappens cosplay, like it just didn't stick with people's head. So just use the hashtag crappens live. That's what, that's the hashtag we use for our live shows.

Just use that when you take pictures of your outfit and we judge backstage before we go on stage and we announce a winner on stage Oh, and by the way for those wondering where is that Houston recording? Where is that show because I'm asking all this is like a bunch of bunch of like crazy old people like where is that show? We are going there all characters from a Simpson's bar. Yeah What did you do? people are like, where is that show? We are going there all characters from Asimson's bar. Yeah. Hey, hey there. What did you do? The coding of the show. So we're going to put it on Friday's episode.

It'll be the Houston show. Just a warning. There may be some audio ish because we only received a partial recording so far from the venue we're trying to hopefully get the rest of it so the first half may sound like crap and then it'll sound really good for the second half so just bear with us. If you come to the Detroit show you'll hear it in perfect quality so that's that's the Detroit news and then last thing I know so many housekeeping things and I

don't make it any easier because I talk a lot We not hazel. I'm just sitting here. I'm like swiping through Instagram do it It then pulls out the swiffer. I pull out the insta yeah The last thing is we have a board game giveaway you may have heard about giving away a board game called casted by running game games and We are asking people to make photo shops of bravo celebrities in a human tower because that's what the game is all about. So make those photos, put them on Instagram, they have to be on Instagram for them to be

eligible, with the hashtags, www.crapins, hashtag, crappinsgame, and hashtag, play renegade, and then at us, at Watcher Crappens to be eligible to win. We're going to give it a winner on the 20th. So far, we've had a nice handful of submissions, and they're all super funny, so even if you don't want to do it, go look at the submissions, because they are pretty funny, and they kind of tell very interesting stories and great work all around so far by people. Yes, we'd love a good Photoshop. Yeah, and that's about that for that.

So why don't we move on to the PS2 resistance? None other than Vanderpump rules. Well, that's the opening song of today's episode said. Let's go baby. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Great work. Remember the days of the real world, early seasons, when they actually had songs you knew, like the transition and then all of a sudden, once record companies started charging more fees, probably for using them, now we have this shit. Let's go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's only matter of time before we hear, you know, what was that, ladies'-alunded song?

It was like, I don't want to be a girl, you're a girl, I'm a girl, you're a lady, I'm a lady. That was pretty much how bravo's going right now. So they just have some house band that they bring in and they're like, well, we're not really sure what's going on, but she doesn't have a lot of the scenes. So just pick one syllable and repeat it 500 times. Here comes the queen, here comes the queen.

And guess what? The queen is me, the queen is me the queen is me that was my favorite You know, I think that's why I got so excited and the Houston show when we watched the real house was the Beverly Hills dinner party from Hill Because the music is just so good. No, it's really so good. I mean Vanderpump rules it it sometimes it just sounds like it's almost turning the sprinklers on. Yeah, much like Camille Grammer did at the dinner party from hell. Maybe that's where they got the idea. You're like, whoa, that was a fun scene. Let's just use the sound of Bach.

That's back in the day when Ellen Zara gave a damn about his music. Oh, Ellen. Now he's just like, whatever, he has a royalty free track by Trixi Monaco. That's like the most creative thing I've ever heard about this music. That means the fake man. Trixi Monaco singing. Let's go. Let's go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Trixi Monaco. So let's go over to Tom and and Ariana's apartment. Please, please. Ariana is. There's love a boss and over menu on their door by the way. Nice product placement. Oh, yeah, if you have three hours to wait for your food. Yeah, seriously. Let's talk about that. Jesus. Let's talk about the heat lamps in summer, Boston Nova. Yeah. Yeah. You sons of bitches. God, I love Boston Nova too, man. Hi.

I actually don't love Boston Nova, and I spent nine years living really close to one, and I just, I felt like I was like, oh my god, I'm going to grow to love this restaurant. It's going to be my spot, and I only went like five times in over nine years. Well, I'm not going, but it was a very good drunk place to order from, and, you know, but it was a very good drunk place to order from.

And, you know, after like improv shows and stuff, because he eats a french fries and a blue cheese salad. I mean, can you beat that at two in the morning, three in the morning? Yes. I'm unfortunate it would show up, you know, before closing. And there's like some sad Brazilian guy who couldn't find the place on this bike. I'm like, I would feel for you, but I can't. Okay.

I'm keeping it from my blue cheese and fries, Alex. Something about this anecdote is reminding me to tell you something that's very important. One of our listeners, who's a friend of mine, I'm going to keep her anonymous, but she was at some place today and she saw Patti LaPone and Patti LaPone was wearing sunglasses indoors. Oh, of course. Patty LaPone party's hard still, girl.

She's not wearing them to be an asshole like Erica Jane. She's wearing them because she needs them, okay? Yeah. So I just felt like that was a really good home and for all of us. It is. That is a really, you know what, thank you for telling me that. Now, what would happen if we had a Patty LaPone saying the tricksy monical song? Let's go baby

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, these are good people. That is they are good good people. So anyway, so now like as fun as it is to harp on the menu That's wedged in Tom and Arianna's door. We should probably move forward. So so Arianna She's getting ready. She's mentally preparing herself because she's gonna go get some laser hair removal from her Huha from her vagina that she's learning to love much like me and the uvra of Trixi Monaco. So she's nervous. Trixi Monaco, Ariana's goal of the time. I feel like Trixi Monaco was like in an Albanian girl group with BB Rexha and then BB Rexha like went off and became like I don't want to say BB Rexha went off and became famous but she became she became like someone and also the girls from

Percy Riot like Trixi Monaco is the one who's like I'm not going to jail I'm not going to jail okay you'm not going to jail. Okay. You guys can write in for us and writing with your pussy's. I'm gonna be writing songs. I'm gonna collaborate with you Rex. And be Rex is like, you left your girls behind. Guess what? I'm leaving you behind, Trixie Monical. I'm going to LA and I'm going to guest on G easy songs. And now Trixie Monical is like, fine, I'm gonna make my own way. Yeah, Trixi Monaco is now writing vagina songs for Ariana's precines. You see it all comes full circle. So thanks a lot, Trix. Yeah So yeah, she's like I'm really dreading that laser hair thing. You have to shave really close and Tom's like whoa Really? I would think that have you grow it out really why why would you think that?

I would have thought that too. I don't know anything about laser hair removal. And she's like, I would think that way. That way you can have like a like a path dude, like a laser profile of the path. And it's like, no, that's not you go for the follicle, not for the hair. She's like, he's like, oh, doesn't smell like burning hair. She's like only if you don't shave it, C. Yeah, this works. Tom. Like the next brush fire is started by Tom. He didn't know that he was supposed to shave his hair before he went in for laser hair removal. It's like, and LA is on fire again, everybody. Thank you to Tom Sandeval.

So Tom now is waxing poetic, waxing nostalgic, I should say, no pun intended waxing on his vegas trip. He's like, he's like, that biggest trip was awesome. Like that was probably one of the best trips I ever take. I ever took dude. There weren't even like big trucks I could drive and like drive construction vehicles I could go over mountains with dude. I was like, Hey, Vegas trip. Which do you think is better? You or my Mexico trip? Which one Vegas? one biggest which one. So everything's competing with each other in Tom's. Yeah. So basically he's just sort of like recapping. He's just saying how he was had a he had a really nice time, even though like he and Tom got sent to the

the metaphorical kids table when they were meeting with Lisa and Nikolayne in Las Vegas. Because he's over over-eager dude. He deserved it. Can I see your vagina? Hey, have you ever seen that movie over the hedge? Let's do it with your vagina. Like, uh. So long.

So the next song in the lineup for Vanderpromp rules is I'm not sure if it said superstitious love or super. It sounded like it. It sounded like I actually didn't write down, but when you say it, I did think like superstitious interesting is like. It's something about superstitious. Yeah, it was like superstitious love or like super silly. I don't know.

It was like super ambitious. It's like a big word. I don't know. Super something. I don't know. And I just want to say publicly that I'm sorry I failed you guys. That's okay. You know listen tricky monical she she writes Her her stuff is often impenetrable like the meaning is not there. I first glance You have to really think about it. Yeah, she just puts one word that you have to think about and the rest are just foul sounds

She just lets it she lets that one word shine and you have about, okay, how does this word relate to all these sounds? What's the narrative here? And is it convenient? Well, I don't know. We're talking about narrative, but we're on a breakel scene. Yeah, look, I'll just let you take the wheel for the sun, Jesus. Yeah, so basically James is over by the pizza, then it's clearly see you next Tuesday. And he's like, wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki. And Rikels there. And then he goes, James goes, I'm putting on what Jack so my dad thinks I'm more smart. I'm like, well,

you can start by stop saying more smart. He's his dad is Andros and he comes in and I immediately wanted to give him a nickel Immediately, and I don't really give to people, but I felt for this guy, you know, yeah, like you took care of George Michael Well, not to care of him. I mean, you know helped him I don't know manage him whatever he did Whatever claiming he did with George Michael you did that like you did all this stuff Dude, dental, dental. This is just a little bit of dental first. Take care of your teeth.

When you're British, it's like, I feel like it's almost like a, like, like a red badge of courage to have teeth that go into different angles. You know, that's the, that's just what it is. It's like you made it this far. Like let the teeth tell the story. And they're telling what? Yeah, they're telling like what and it made me feel really bad for James and also apples. The fruit or the computer.

Well, you never know with this one. He probably has been chewing on some MacBook air. It's good Lord, man. He has this. Andros has this look on his face. Like he's about to go yet wasted and yell at a soccer team on TV, you know, like he's about to go get wasted and yell at a soccer team on TV, you know. He's like, oh, he called goal. Thanks a lot for not ungrossing Manchester. Yeah, I'm he's only doing that until James will get off work and take him down to the fucking horse betting center. Yeah, there was there was something tragic. I mean, look, he's speaking of horses. He bet on a horse and it was George Michael and, you know, George Michael was great, but I mean, didn't really.

No, I need to hear the interview George Michael Horace metaphor. Okay, so here's the end of the George Michael Horace metaphor. The horse left the track and went wandering down the highway and then died of exhaustion, poor horse. It was my favorite horse. I loved that horse. I was in order to support that horse, but maybe maybe I don't know, makes me wonder, I don't know, makes me wonder what will happen. Well, I think Andrews and P.K.

have to get together like the the story of the the George the George managers and and rise up. Oh, good luck with that. Yeah, I'm hoping for you guys because I really like James kind of mostly some of the time when he's not amazing people. Yeah, I didn't like it. I didn't like him in Big Bear. I'm hoping for you guys because I really like James kind of mostly some of the time when he's not amazing people. Yeah, I didn't like him there and I didn't like him in Big Bear. I sort of was like, yeah, I know. Well, he's like that. You know, you go back and forth. Well, he's got he's a complicated character. So James these days like keeping it gangster gangster and Andrew is like London gangster and immediately he sounds like someone who should be a mad Max actually like his voice is like Ante entity two men enter one my lives to a man. I tell you one my leaves. I

Feel like he should be selling children in Oliver twist both could be doing both and Oliver two mad Max Oliver Max Mad Oliver Please sir can I have some more more okay so he's like he managed George Michael it was a musical house I grew up in there was music playing in every room like I don't know if having like multiple tape recorders growing up really makes you a musical sensation but yeah I'll wait till I see Adele's biography. Yeah. Or I make that. But I go to Ross Dress for a lot.

A dress for less a lot. It doesn't make me like you too. You know what I mean? Yeah, Rick. I was like, I was just telling James that I feel like I've already met you before. I'm like, poor thing. She talks to photographs doesn't she? But that's like, I feel like I've met

YouTube before honey. He just he's just seen like a roll of toilet paper. Okay. Last time I saw you you were toasting bread. Last time I saw you you were telling me it was 12 o'clock. She was there. Less time I saw you you were telling me it was 12 o'clock. Less time I saw you you was saying 60, 70 degrees Fahrenheit. She's just a thermostat. Less time I saw you the turkey was done.

I haven't feeling this is another time we're just looking around our desk. That's It's like one time more to yellow light was blinking because you couldn't hook up to the waffle. She's an airport express in my dad's office. Last time I was talking. Last time I saw you, you were a little thing keeping mods off your clothes. You're clothing. You're a little plank of sea that, wouldn't you? It's less or hard.

That's probably the most accurate one, that's the sad part. I think that now would be a really good time to go to commercial because like Rob is so good at commercials and he can do them in like seven minutes or less. It's like amazing. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown

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the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. This is the sad part that that tells James he goes, what do you drink? Come on, has it been that long? James was so nervous, he's like, uh, I drink vodka, I drink vodka, and then we're like, um, James, you're not drinking tonight, are you? He's like, no, good, no, good.

I'm not, I mean, dad, I mean, when I do drink, it's vodka, I'm not drinking tonight. I mean, it's even next Tuesday tonight. It's, it's, it's my big night. I'm by the pizza of Intanac Dad. In front of the pizza of a little pepperoni-ass. And Brickell is funny, I mean, not funny, but it's sweet that she's trying to keep him on,

you know, on the straight and narrow. And James can't decide what to do. Your dad doesn't even know what you drink, dude. By the way, the answer is a lot. So James is like, my dad doesn't understand, while he doesn't understand what I get crazy when I drink, he's like, duh, you're a lot. So James is like, my dad doesn't understand, he doesn't understand what I get crazy when I drink. He's like, do you have a DJ? You drink that's what DJ is actually no sir. DJs have a lot of organizational skills, a lot of button pressing and a lot

of memory work. They don't just show to work a drunk for a Michael's manager. Some DJs don't have the luxury of just pressing play on their iPod and then doing a little dance for their dad some some DJs actually have to mix things Beyond a cross-fade What did Rick L. Say to him right after this? She's like she's like That's all I heard her saying and I think she said Dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung The time is She said, DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG The time is, I like when she's a door time and,

Oh, okay, I'm sorry. So she said something to him and he's like, Dad, I'm not drinking tonight because I'm working. You get it, work, get it. Like because he's cocking out. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah he's entering into his cockney face of the conversation and Rick had just jazz did you hear me and then he press plays on press his play on the music bench no one heard you okay he presses play and starts dancing around and he goes I did I did here

again I did here you back and she's like thank you James little validation you know I was like you're like a parking ticket she just wanted to let him know that her water filter needs to be changed. She's a parking ticket left by the water fountain at the grove and some poor person is trying to get out the gate and has to pay $20 just to move. Exactly. Exactly. But you know what though, she's worth it. She's worth the full fare. Isn't she? Not really. First I was free. First I was free. So, um, uping the British quotient on this scene is Lisa Vanderpump herself who walks and is like, hello Miss Billy. How are you? And Billy Lee just gives her her glorious wantson eyes and she's like,

Good, good, do it. That's Billy Lee's laugh. I'm workshopping it, but you know, have you noticed that Billy Lee issue? I show like this like the little thing like, Oh my god. She does, she does like, no! No, Lisa! No, you're crazy!

Oh, don't you have many as to why, ma'am? Also, Lisa Vanderfump, I really love that she's on this trans journey, but she's still not quite like sure what to say. She goes, you're looking very chipper. Is that okay? Is that too I'm okay? Can you google that for me? Can? So Lisa sees Andrews and she's like, oh my last time I saw him was at the south of France, George, Michael, and such and such and watching such. So they know each other for a while, but you know, they haven't seen each other for years

and years because he's made more of Ken's associates. So that's based on that. It's like, hello, hello, British British. Yeah, he was quite the man about town. You know, if that was a woman, she'd be like, she was a whore. Yeah. Yeah. We had to quarantine the entire plane.

We landed with Andreas from the south. Oh, fuck. He's like, I don't imagine you've seen my long lost child, Cedric, have you? Oh, no. I've had hysterical blindness. Where am I? Shippup, Shippup, come over here.

Shippup, Shippup. Help on me and have a big tippa. Help me take me to the eat-shopping table. This is no fun. I need to get you to table 11. It's impossible. So now we go to Lala and Brittany and Shina at Hooters. And Lala was like, hi, baby. What's just like new, Lala's new thing

is that she says hi to people by like, essentially closing her nose and making weird noises. Hi, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me So it's she does so it's like a whole bunch of she does basically you've got you've got Lolo over there doing that Brits like who there's both

This place reminds me of Rob cuz he always says I'm such a hoot Rob loves my hooters I can't tell my king makes me he makes My key makes me feel like he does. It's a separate archive. Do you have a lemon y'all? Yeah, welcome. It doesn't say fly mail on the menu hooters, but I know they have it. Like I can just feel that when I go back to me. I know if I have it, I can just feel that when I go back to my room. Or when I'm here. When I'm here. But I'm here. So Brittany Boffaloons that say 38 was a 3N and 8 and she's like, here she's like,

I said, I had a 3 and you just know that there was like a tense moment where Brittany was like, but it does say 83. Wait a second when I stand on this side says 83 but on that side says 38. What is happening? I'll never be good with geographies. So she goes, I know why everybody keeps asking me why I like these parties for JX. But my mom told me if I'm gonna go through with it,

I gotta put myself 100% into the relationship. And knocked way along the past. I'm like, that's great. Like, I don't know if that really applies when someone fully cheated on you. And it has treated you like garbage ever since. Like it's your fault. Yeah, if you could put the medication in the past, you can put jacks in the past.

But I think when you go up on a lifetime, lifetime of pills, you don't have to get this in. If you still have to take the pills forever, then you can still harp on this in forever. That is my new rule. New rule, thank you. So Stasi, Katie and Schwarzov and Stasi, like, as a reminder, AF, when Jack Sheet on me, I throughout all his material, all his belongings, drank all his crystal, burned his car up, cut off his genitals until he had to re-sow it back on himself, and then drove a knife through his eyeball, you know. But Britney throws him a party, I guess that just shows how we're different. Also, I ran over a cat and started a house on fire.

I mean, I had nothing to do with Jack's, but it was really fun. Really fine. So then Jack's finally arrives and he's like, this is the perfect birthday for my inner child. Nothing better than turning 38 and going to Hooters. I thought it was funny that they cut right from him talking about turning 38 and sweating all over the place to Stasi and the girls talking about how having big boobs makes them have under boobs. What?

Yeah. It's like these editors are really shifty. Shifty, shifty. Yeah. So Stasi's like, I get under boobs. Like small boobs, women do not understand the struggle. And Katie's like, I could hold a pencil under there. I'm like, you're so nice to yourself.

Which I love about you. You know? And Stasi's like, I could hold a family of rats. Brittany is like, I hold all my regrets. Firstly, I hold my iPad and an M&M and my belly button. I just did it last night. One second, John. The permanent M&M. We should mention the fact that Jack's first one to Hooters

when he was 15 and his dad brought him to Hooters when he was 15 and he dad brought him to Hooters when he was 15 and he's loved it ever since. I mean it's an origin story. Yeah it's impressive that it took till 15. Of course that's probably right when they opened. Yeah that's what I would say. It's probably took him up to the bowling alley to grab the asses of cocktail waitresses as well until the Hooters opened. Yeah exactly. So she pulls Jacksons aside and she's like, I wanna talk to you about something. Like, so, you know, like, apparently you've been telling people

that like Rob Bellanta doesn't really love me, which is kind of crazy because we already have a child, Madison Marie, Parks, Volada, maybe up in the heart of her yet, because she's like, right. Anyway, like, why are you telling people that he doesn't love me because like, obviously he loves me because I tell him I love him. And Jacks is like, as because like obviously he loves me because I tell him I love him and

Jack's like Because he said he loves you yet Yeah, because uh, well He told us a different story that's all and I can prove it because he saved my life that day, so he can't lie to me We both want to say it but you do it. You do it. It's about to to me to say it, but who do you do it? You do it. You said it to both two to mid to say it. You said verbatim, I'm not in love with you. And I hissed at that. And then she made this face.

Oh, wow. I sort of have expected her to pick up a magnifying glass and hold it up to her eye like, hey, come shoot. But so Jackson finally, he starts back pedaling me like, well, I mean, I don't know whatever. So it's like, you know, we're just like maybe not the sort of like couple that says I love it at the end of cover conversation, but like that makes it more meaningful.

I'm like every single scene we see of you is you saying I love you to him like in the beginning, middle end of the conversation. And then him asking if the dog is shit yet, like it's like that's literally has been his response before she and also like how she hey Rosemild you seen it around you see it I love you Robby's like he's like crushing hit her smile in his hand like it's like a stress ball. I love how she worded that because she goes like we're not the kind of couple to like do that whole I love you every time but I love the team to she goes, um, like, we're not the kind of couple to like do that whole out love your word time. But I love the team to sheen it's just like skipping a top class.

Yeah. That makes like the top class you go to more meaningful. Yeah, there's much more things to talk about, much more important things to talk about. Like, you know, like what plastic, the cover thing instructions you left me the clean is scab and while I see some app. I really think that what he launched a rename the movie, everybody says kind of plastic, the cover thing is, the instructions you left, me the clean, who's scabbing while I take some nap. I really think that Woody Allen should rename the movie. Everybody says I love you, except for Rob, because he's just not that kind of person.

It's like more meaningful when he says it only once in a while. Yeah, that show, like a feral about that show, it'd be called Everybody Raymond. It's like that song, Love is All Around. I would change it to, like, Love is All Around, although Rob doesn't always focalize it, because it's more meaningful when he doesn't The neither so and Vegas would just be called blank I

Think that like that one that one movie about like Christmas should be called love sometimes and it's basically like Rob sometimes says I love you, but actually he doesn't always say it actually should be called love sometimes actually that actually makes so much more sense Come actually but actually he doesn't always say it actually should be called love sometimes actually that actually makes so much more sense Come on actually That's what they perish attempt it should really be called perish sometimes time Seekos um we aren't gonna get married and you guys that's what I'm saying That's all right there, but you just said I mean that's all That's all I'm saying she that's it. Okay, we're going you're coming with me person I didn't think it out on you're coming with me and we're going I'm outside happy birthday bitch for

That's what I wrote. What did she say happy birthday? What I don't know. I thought I just heard say happy But I don't I don't remember I don't remember her what she said there, but I think pitchfork works sort of devilish So everyone starts eating their wings. It's like everyone like goes after the wings of free food You know free food trumps any goals for a summer body It was like wings wings dip wings wings so they'll know that they did buffet style it. I mean, it's the classiest style. I'm not sure if they have safer dishes there. Yeah, it was very impressive. Well, to be fair, Brittany probably bought them all.

She's just like, we're going to set up a buffet. I'll pay for everything. He cheated on me, so I'll pay for the buffet. You know, they ran out of sturnos. So Brittany's just burping in front of a lighter. Yeah. So the Tom's got Jacks, a romper, as his birthday gifts, but they got themselves rompers too.

And so there was like a whole scene of them like getting into their rompers and walking out and being like, oh my God, rompers. I don't know, I don't remember if I've gone on this rant or not, I probably have. I don't, I feel like the male romper, the romper, whatever it's called. It's like not like the biggest affront to masculinity. I'm like, it's like not a big deal. I think it actually looks fine. And I think that there are a lot of things that straight guys wear that look a lot worse

than a romper. Oh, God, short skin type pants. I can't with those. It already affliction. Oh, that's all worse than a romper. Yeah, my papa wore a romper because he owned a gas station. So I always think of a romper as being like some dude wore a romper because he owned a gas station. So I always think of a romper as being like some dude with a lot of tools in his garage. He just you know hides

in the tool shed so he doesn't have to deal with nagging. I really do feel like the gay panic that surrounded the the male romper when it came out was like so outsized to like what the actual app that was. It looks fine. I mean if if you look, a guy can wear like overall, like short, overall shorts, you know, and like no one bats an eye. It's like almost the same thing. Just have more. Yeah, but when they came out on the runway, they were like silk, you know, they were like shiny silk with like delicate buttons and they, you know, they looked crazy. Well, they also made them, of course, they look like they made by old baby, you know.

Well, because the thing is that when the romper thing came out, I think it was last summer, it was like part of this Kickstarter that was like very much like wink, wink. Look, we put bros and rompers, look at that. That's so funny. So it was sort of like built on this idea that like this is the stupid, like look at the stupid thing. It was like a snuggie or something like that, you know, just like this, how crazy, this cult appeal.

Whereas the truth is, if it had just come down the pike from like normal fashion, people have been like, oh cool, this is like really hip and cool. I don't know why I'm defending the romper so much. I just don't feel like it's like the worst thing in the world. I feel like I just feel like we've seen so many worse things. Like being sprayed with champagne when you have to drive from downtown. I'm hoping it get pulled over, sirs. So the next song is don't run away, don't run away.

You won't get to do amazing things. Unless the amazing thing is like doing an Olympic trial, an Olympic track in fields. That's just a line that they picked up on Mike when Jack was in the bathroom fighting with the Brittany. It's like don't run away, you won't get to do amazing thing. Oh this pork has just waiting to do amazing things at Sir. At least it's like don't, don't run away from Sir, you get to do amazing things. Chef Joe added a cabbage soup. Isn't that amazing? You get to present it. You do not see me and struck that woman to take the shantily up to extra in-chance. Which would like me to do it again.

If you had run away, you never would have seen the new chair up post-3. It means hashtag amazing things. Don't you remember when we had that generator powering the restaurant? That's all to some generator. Okay. Generator. Don't run away.

I know. So, um, so now we're speaking of, you might do amazing things. It were a Christian Carter's apartment, where Kristen is just like, oh, I'm not the stove. And Billy and Stasi show up, and Billy's like,

hi, I brought some gluten-free and vegan brownies and bread. Huh. I'm like, okay, so you brought crumbs because nothing is holding together that bread. I've seen it. I listen, I'm gonna shade it. I will shade it. People have tried to get me to, I've tried my fair share of vegan donuts.

I've tried my fair share of gluten-free breads and whatnot. They taste fine, but let's be honest, compared to real bread, they're shit. I'm saying it. I will stand up for the romper. I'm not standing up for a gluten free vegan bread. I dropped a lot of gluten free romper. It's damn it. There I said it.

Listen, I'm tried. I'm trying. So Billy is like, only had two beers I swear. He's done. Sounds like Monica Sallos. I just feel like to read when I when I do that That's what you know I'll just be building laughing in the background of the scene Oh

And stuff says like don't worry. I don't judge alkeys.asi's like, don't worry, I don't judge Alki's. She's like, AHHHH! I'm not gonna look like I swear! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH! So, um, Stasi is singing Billie's praises. She's like, you know, like, now that I've gone to meet Billie, like I've never met anyone like her, I've never met, like, I've been friends with like a trans person and like, there's really, there really is like nothing bad I can say about her at this moment in time.

Yeah, right now one word I would use to describe Billy is Chipper. Chipper, probably. She said Chipper, Chipper AF. Start sweeping West Hollywood. I am, I stand for Chipper rights. Oh, so Billy is. I guess I don't hear the thought that that I'm with and I don't care. I stand by it. So she tells the girls that she is going on a date with Jeremy tomorrow and Christen's like, oh Stove top, oh god Maddox

Stove top And then we see a clip of him and he's like, hey, I want to go on a date. No, he's like, hey, what are you doing this weekend? She's like, well, you know where yoga And so Chris is like, uh, I mean, you're going to public place, right? Sorry, I was trying to do your laugh. Like a restaurant. And so he's asking her to go. He's like, would you like to go to a date on a date in a cave?

I get a bargain like Jesus Christ in. So sauce is like, he's a little creepy. And then we see this footage of Jeremy creeping on Stasi at the wedding. He's basically like, eh, I'm not trying to hit on you tonight. She's like, get away from me, AF. There's Taco Bell we had, you know? Yeah, he's hugging you're really hard.

Like, I'm not hitting on you, Stasi. I'm not hitting on you. And she's like, that was creepy AF. And then she's like, when I was then she's like when I was at yeah When I was at the wedding blah blah blah being really creepy Well, I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to surround you. I can I know I was just left. I was yourself She says he wouldn't leave me alone and it just gave me this creepy feeling in my stomach.

It wouldn't go away. And then she's like, and then he went around at the wedding. Like, ah, poking everyone like, poke, poke, poke, poke. And I'm like, you know what, if this is what the world is coming to, I don't want to be a part of it anymore. Now I can't poke people at weddings. What the hell am I supposed to go to a wedding before? I can't do anything at a wedding. Yeah, so Stas and Christian are basically like, yeah, he's just always looking brass.

So I'm randomly like, well, that's fine because I'm just like looking to get fucked. So like it's fine with me. They're like, okay, well fine, then have fun. You know, like whatever. She's like, you're scaring me. I'm like, sorry, she's kidding. Uh huh.

So she and Brittany go to lunch. And she is now mad at Jacks, obviously obviously first saying that Rob didn't say that he loves Rob said he loved her, but he's not in love with her. Yeah, which is she never will never let go of she's from the Lisa Vanderfump school of revenge Except she's really really bad at it. Okay. She's so obvious at what she's doing So she's like hey Brittany. I brought you to a place where they serve things out of jars Brittany's like, bye. Brittany, I brought you to a place where they serve things out of jars. Brittany's like, bye, I'm thank you. What a good idea. You know, back home, we used to be them.

We used old jiffy, jiffy plastic jigs, but never a jar. I've never thought of this. Hey, it says Mason on it. Is there a Mason here? I think I saw your drink. Actually, it's Madison Marie, Parks, Vol. Not Mason, but if we have a boy, he'll totally be named Mason. What are your guys gonna be named? Jeffy and Skippy? text wants to name a PB-2, but I said what are they a robot and star wars?

So she knows like so she knows again like defending Roddingerer wouldn't say that. I know he's in love with me. And then Brittany, of course, is saying, and then she asked Brittany how she's doing with Jack. Like Brittany's like, well, we're actually doing a lot better now. It's been a lot better. It's been really good. And she was like, yeah,

but I wanted to be like, first, and she just points out her face, which I think was, she was trying to say, like, be happy and in love, but instead I was just like she wants you you wanted to look like like something out of a fun house like I wanted to feel like a like a temple overlay you know what that's I want you to look smiling right now damn it I love me again I want you to smile right now. Damn it. I want you to look like this a girl who just had some fun and young

Someone has been recently playing games So she's like I love that you're having with us. I'm just saying there are options and a lot of people ask about They're like, why is that girl wearing her pajamas? Why is that girl wearing an open robe to Las Vegas? Yeah. Hey, counts. That counts. So, China's texting with this guy, Adam,

who's like the new hot guy at Sir. And I can attest this because remember when that one time I randomly had like, I met up with Stasi for happy hour. This famous story that I'd like to dig up every two weeks. So when I was there, I remember I said, Shina came by and was like, I have to go to the Apple store. You know, so, okay, so I pad wasn't working. She was with this guy Adam and I can tell you in person,

it's like astounding. I was like, who, how is this person? Like, is this person the human right now? He's so hot, it's ridiculous. And why is he holding a 19 inch iPad? Like, Tina's so little, I imagine her carrying around that iPad pro, I imagine it just looking like an iMac. Just like, just like, you,

Hi, I'm just trying to put a little candy crush, I'm a face! I crushed a candy. Oh, my gosh. Someone has a crush on you. They're talking about, oh, it's candy crush. Still, I'll count the caps. Yeah. So Brittany is typical Brittany. She's like, mom, go is for Jackson, but he is when we have fun together, which means with their waisted, but just is when we have fun together, which means when they're wasted.

But the opposite of everybody else's problem on this show is like she can only be happy with Jackson. He's wasted is when he's sober that he's a miserable sack of shit. You know, that's that's a problem. Yeah, exactly. Other problems we go over to Tom Tom, because oh, and by the way, she knows the whole thing is that she wants to separate Neop with Adam even though Britney's in a relationship Even if it is dysfunctional. She's still in a relationship

But but she no wants to lure Britney away from Jack's with Adam And she's like maybe maybe Adam or like I don't treat her like a princess like Rob treats me And I started writing that as such bullshit, but then I thought you know what Cinderella had it to do list So you know maybe Maybe you've seen this goal isn't that sad. Yeah, exactly so over at Tom Tom There was like a little backhoe or something doing a whole outback and inside the bar I just being the back of the front Sorry, I'm out of my mind

the front. Sorry, I'm out of my mind. So the Tom Tom, the bar is like a disaster, because there's like being renovated and there's like holes in the floor and mounds of dirt and Tom Schwartz is wearing sandals and you know, at least it's like, why are you wearing sandals? Is this dangerous to head yourself? You'll get tetanus. He's like, don't worry. I've been friends with Jacks a long time, I get my shots every month. Design, design, design, design. You learn the language of design, like the language of love, which I learned from kid. Once you're on his birthday, get the design set joke mixed up. Oh, here's what I want.

Drinks, we'll pick drinks, we'll put our own spin on them. I'm like, you mean add more juice and then change the name to your last name. That's not putting a spin on it. It's called watering down the drinks, least of Andrew Pump. Okay. Yeah. She bays, she tells them like to get like, I want you all to go to let lots of bars, pick your favorite drinks, bring them all here, we'll decide which ones like to be on the bar

program. 10 times like, all right, dude, this is what we got to do. I have a drink, Spring and Malhewel decided that one's like a BABBAR! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I'm talking exclusively about the ones you've had it, sir! He's like, look, you know, I get it. At least it's like the pro, okay. But here's one thing, here's one thing. I want to incorporate dry eyes into my cheeks, okay? This is like, I don't get it. Isn't eyes inherently dry as it is because the moment it gets wet it means

it's melted and it's water can water be wet? Things that have water on them are wet but can water itself be wet? Oh, Ken's got stuck in the street digger hole. Okay. That's the master. Luckily, I'm married to him and I get all that water advice for free. What is not dry? I was actually wet and then freeze it. It gets really cold.

It goes in drinks. Yeah! He said it. We're going to put frills in ice into drinks. We're gonna call it as pumps Tom seriously put on some shoes So she and Lala are together she knows or Lala's coming up the she's have I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit.

I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give you a little bit. I'm gonna give how the hell is she? She's like, oh my god, is that a drink? Can we have a drink? I want a drink. Can we have a drink? Right after they had the conversation about a knockoff,

and I thought like, she's like, oh my god, it's the drink, it's my boss, all right there. I was like, oh my god, she's gonna make them clear at the couple of their parts of those parts. She's learning for Rob. I've got a binder and this, we have to clean up this apartment for people staying at Airbnb. You put your place on Airbnb and be like no, but I like to imagine people are coming in.

I just want to text it to Rob, sorry, that's what I'm still playing with. So they're picking clothes for their date for her date, you know, yeah, um, let me see she goes perfect for each other I probably like and Jeremy Maddox are perfect for each other like They both work out sir They most love we eat And they're both they're both assigned to clean the sink in my apartment tomorrow 3 p.m. sharp thingies. So Billy tells them in that

Stoste and Kristen were like, Billy, that Jeremy's a little creepy and Billy tells them, like yeah apparently they said that Jeremy's tried to date everyone and she was like, he never tried to date me Which I thought was like I feel like that's like Did not like he didn't ask me out because maybe she talks about my man my man my man all the time and she know

She know she knew was married to Shay What is he supposed to do? Oh, yeah, also I think from from what I remember from what they said in my earlier scene Wasn't Stasi saying that he was hitting on everybody at the wedding He was going around poking everybody on the shoulder or whatever at the wedding Right, I think I mean this is weird. I mean far be it for me to like jump into the mix of this crazy situation, but I got the impression that he was just being, you know, like he was like drunk and like, like hitting on people at the wedding and now the billy has gone until the

swim and made it sound like there was a complaint about Jeremy overall. Although to be fair, I will say this, to be fair, all these guys have done shit like this at weddings or events before and have not been given the label of creepy. I mean, Jack's. Jack's, Tom, Tom number two, James. James Fuck's Britain. James, I mean, very much. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. There's a bunch of stuff that happened off the show that was in all the blogs like with arrests and all this other stuff that's there. Which I haven't even read about yet, but I saw that people were posting them today. So I think there might be stuff off screen that there may be a looting to, but not talking about, but it's weird because from what they're bringing up on the show, I'm like, wait a minute, I'm not sure how mad we're supposed to be. Yeah, I know.

I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure a minute, I'm not, I'm not sure how mad we're supposed to be. Yeah, I know that's I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure out like, I'm trying to figure out what the deal is. So Lala, of course, Billy's like, well, you know, he doesn't did anybody and then he tried to do it, everybody. And Lala's like, that's not my girl bitch. That bitch is like, it's like, you're happy,

you're a happy bitch, okay? And then she says one thing like that and it crushes your bitch glass house You know what I mean like if you live in a bitch house don't throw a glass at it You know what I'm saying cuz I'm off for pussy power bitch. Yeah, by the way I didn't get the impression whatsoever that this squash any of Billy's happiness. She was still like I don't care I just want to get fucked I think if anything she was turned on. So Lala's like that those girls say things that aren't just mean that yeah, they affect people's life.

They're squashing excitement. So then Lala switches over. She's like, your tits are so good. They're so supple. She should be people. Chip her, chip her, BDB. And and she's like I cannot explain how much I love her great tit and I know her pussy's bomb too well she did have a catalog that she used Lutter be nice to Billy and why did they have to put her in a romper in this episode did she get it? she was wearing a short dress oh Oh God, of course. So yeah, so yeah, she they're going to hold like, why don't you wear this thing? Why don't you wear this and she's like, that's so cute. Oh my god. That's so cute. Like Rob, don't you think she's cute and also

do you love me? Rob. Rob, don't you love me yet? Don't you love her outfit me? Say Rob, tell me I'll put you love it. Say he's a totally fine person. You're about to meet me. Rob, do you think that Madison's gonna like Rompers? It's like I love me too. I love you too, Rob. Lala takes Billy on her first date with Jeremy.

Yeah. Yeah. And Lala's like, you know, it's like, that first date is like terrifying. You're like, is he gonna sit me? Is he gonna squash me? Is he gonna go, well, am I gonna have to buy to dumpster? This or on the other side of the coin,

he could be that building on the other side of the coin of Abraham Lincoln's face. Like, you just don't know. Yeah, it's like, you know, that first date those jitters where it's like, are we gonna have anything to talk about? Are we gonna get into his PJ and go to different city? Like, what's gonna happen?

The lawless first dates. She's like, will he, will he ask me if I accept Fennmo? You know, it's just things that happened on a first date Well, I miss my mama. I don't know So so Jeremy shows up so Lala a lot of leaves in Germany's there and Billy is you know, Billy's all was saying how she was all nervous and you know because she was concerned You know because she's trans and there's this their stigmas and she doesn't want like term it if you're uncomfortable Whatever and he's like, you know so fucking what your woman now. He deserves to be acknowledges a woman now

Which is like super like progressive of him which is pretty cool Although he probably just wants to get some ass But listen it still is very progressive and I thought that was cool. Well, it's a very progressive way to get asked Yeah, you know good was cool. Well, it's a very progressive way to get asked. Yeah. You know, it's good for you. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's nice, that's dope. No.

No. No, it's really nice. I can't do it. I'm going to have to listen to your billy-beep. I don't even know if mine's accurate. I just remember hearing like a linting sound to like, I don't care because now it's in my head and my knees, you know how to do it. How do you know that it's the easiest thing of all times?

You're, uh, I'm going to have to listen to your billy-beep. I don't even know if mine's accurate. I just remember hearing like a linting sound to like, uh, I don't care because my head and my needs you know how to do it how do you know how to do it it's the easiest easiest thing of all times you're uh no it's alright okay so James is at his gold restaurant it's called royal and his day it's like some like alcoholic smoothie place which smoothie is the most popular orange I'll do it with the shot on top. Yeah And then he's like your words are like slushy and then his dad walks in any Tell us the bartender this my dad. I'm like I don't think she hears Well good because you're in a slurpy shop

Yeah, it would be creepy if you were to steal alone And so we learn you know cuz boy George I wrote down boy George meant George Michael. George Michael was James's godfather of course, and so he was present during the, I guess that was the christening or the baptism or whatever. So sad the story. Yeah, basically George Michael spat on little baby James and was like, it was like, oh yeah, you take my skills with you, girl, that's what you do.

Cause you have got to have faith, the faith, the faith, you've got to have faith, the faith, the faith in my skills. I'm like, whatever. He just came up with that story after the fact. And I was like, hey, hey, what's your speed? I'm a son. What's your speed?

I'm like, what's your speed? I'm like, oh, I was giving my talents. That's all. Well, George probably said, I'm giving them what I have, which is is probably revenge for his dad like taking too much money off a commission or something He's like enjoy the fluid that right Now you'll never have what freedom is anyway get it. It's my part of my own two songs Freedom 90 and freedom on boy George. I mean George Michael Boy George Michael George. The sad part was that James didn't even know that that was the real story. He's like,

oh yeah, he's christened to me and this spat on me. And this spat's like, oh, that was a good thing. No, he did fool you there. He spat on you to give you what he had. This is the saddest day I've ever seen, okay? And then James is like, having George as a godfather is the reason I'm obsessed with being on the scene and that and the asht. That's what I wrote a new song called picked up but down don't get hurt when you lost in the gang you're going to get kicked up kicked up but down and I just was like alright so down there. So it's a bit tick tick tick from stick and the stick and the tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick.

I've saved a while of spit from George I'm gonna just pull a little bit on you see if that works. It looks like a not quite enough got through you get a little boy. You know, the last time someone saved a while like this, it killed Superman. Unfortunately, when, unfortunately, when George Michael spat on you, he said, I'm giving you what I have. Unfortunately, the other thing you seem to get was his car keys. He has a Toyota. Think about it. James tells us a sad story. I'm looking at the pub, living on top of the pub.

So James starts telling his dad, the sad story, about the sad dad's demise. The dad's sad story about the sad sad dad's demise. That's sad, sad demise. I was trying to talk like that. The dad was the dad was living large because George Michael was like the shit in the 80s that a huge mansion, but then as George Michael's career started to dwindle, so did Andrews's career.

That's what I took from it. And then it was like huge mansion to awesome apartment and from awesome apartment to like apartment over the pub, because Andrews never took on any other clients, I guess. Yeah, and he was crying, and it made me feel bad for being sad. I was like, have a couple of drinks and hit somebody so I can hate you again,

because I don't really like feeling like this. It was sad, but he also does use all that stuff as a crush. Whenever he gets caught for bad behavior, he does what he does here, he's like, I struggled so much, I struggled so much. I crashed like whenever he gets caught for bad behavior. He's like he does what he does here. He's like I Struggled so much girl. I then if I wasn't sad enough, it ends with James going, don't worry, Dad, I took care of the bill this time.

I was like, and you took care of it last time and the time before and the time before, did you probably pay for his God damn flight out here too? And then Andrews goes, oh, get in next time. In London, nah. Yeah. Yeah, it was actually very sad. Yeah, because James was really crying.

He's, you know, he's sad for his father. And he's sad that his parents were before saying and all that. Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Fast forward. Let's go back to Sir. So now I wrote Adam Sir Bearback. And then when I saw that, I was like, Ronnie, they can't say that. Sorry, everybody wound it.

So I was like, this show was like, you know, like super sexually proud and stuff, but surely they wouldn't write Adam Sir Bearback. Just surely they wouldn't. And it wasn't, he was a bar back. Yeah, he's a bar back. Yeah, so we saw Lala's at the Host Stand, Adam is like, handling glasses, and then Lisa van der Pumpen's

doing that thing where she walks around. She's like, is everything good over here? Everything good? Try the black berry car, blah. Very good. So she's telling Max and Stasi, which I can't believe Max was even on the show. Well, it's so proud of him. Like, he stopped moving enough to like be on a scene because all he does is move.

He's like a little white fuzzy light of max Just moving every time. They're the only one that works So she's like what a big C-plast night? $2000 Must have done something right He's like, yes, mom. I was adopted by you Did all right. I winked at you just the right time as a baby. And Ariana's like, well tonight's girl's my bandit prumps like, why are you so

angstridden? Well, my vagina's pissing me off like we're totally fighting with each other. Tom didn't even know that you're not supposed to shave at first. I mean like, wait, I'm a bartender right now. Like there's another reason. She's like, I'm it right now, Ariana. I don't need the list of your whole goddamn life. Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, Ariana, I would like a shot of tequila. Okay, it's for you. Cheer up.

Peter's all deflated in the back. Oh, that was special. That was our little thing. No, Peter. You know when Peter goes to take an order from a table, like, okay, tuna tar, tar, not for me, not for me. No, my God. Birthdays only come around once a year, I guess.

I thought it was a gift when Lisa did that, but it turns out it was a curse. Oh, I'd like to send, uh, waiter, but it turns out it was a curse. I'd like to send a waiter. I'd like to send this dish back. He's like, Oh my God, it's not even my birthday anymore, but I really appreciate it. Really, really. So Vanderfrains, like, how dare they talk badly about jammy Maddox? He saved the restaurant from burning down. And she's the girl who sent me a letter that she's going to burn it down.

The irony is rich, almost like the sticky toffee pudding at Villa Blanca. Get it, I changed it. I changed it, you thought I'd say so. So Jeremy is working outside. I'm like, I'm gonna check now. I like that actually. I like that.

I'm like, I don't know, I'm making like, I'm changing sir with Villa Blanca. Like, this is supposed to pass us comedy on a podcast. So I was with you. That was a good thing. So Jeremy's outside, busing tables or whatever. And she's like, Hello, misdeft.

My little fire man, creating fires, putting out fires. What are you up to? Are you watching the apprentice? Getting fired? Get it. Hello, my little smoky, the bear bear. Now come here, my little smoky bear. Smokey bear.

I must say, I miss Judge Jeremy in the past. He saved the restaurant. I just want to give him a few Domino's gift certificates You know that was twenty dollars Jeremy was like Hey Jeremy I hope you didn't lose any money trying to buy tickets to the fire festival get it Hey, Jeremy. How do you enjoy working in West only what costume real famous here?

It's like blink blink Jeremy, I know you always tell the truth because liar liar pants are on fire and your pants are not on fire Because you're such a good fireman, you're honest and fireman. What was her impression of him in the past? I don't like when she says that. I must say I misjudged him. Well, what did you judge him at? Please? Someone who did not have a basic instinct to put out a fire. I always thought he'd be the sort of boy who would see a fire and just stand around. You know, like Kristen would have.

It's not like fire was starting. It would be the kind of boy to see a fire and tell it, get a dick, die on a fire. So Ariana's fuming, because shit was talked about, Stasi was talking shit about her brother. So Vala comes to pick her up. And she's like, we're going to have fun. Ariana Shishu.

Shishu. Ariana Shishu. Ariana Shishu. Ariana Shishu. Ariana Shishu. She's like, we're going to make that statement. She's like, we're going to make that statement. And Ariana's like, I statement necklace.

She's like, I statement like stop fucking with people's lives dude So the Taco Bell cup and convenes at the red lion tavern so for people who don't live in Los Angeles This isn't so for like so already there is some something of foot because these people do not go to so This is way too far past Libre for them. None of them live over there. So that's not water. No red lines on Glendale Boulevard and Silver Lake. Yeah.

Yeah, that's, yeah, that's really. So everybody's in a bad mood already, OK? That's what's about to do. Yeah, they were like, why do we have to shoot all the way in Silver Lake? What's the point of this? Can we have just gone to like Denny's? Ugh. Um, they're all there for Brittany, I guess.

I feel like there was a reason why they were getting together that was never really established. Girlfriend is girlfriend for Brittany. It's a partner. It's having some kind of girl power thing because she brought Jack Strums for his birthday. I don't know. This one makes no sense.

Yeah. So they're all there. It's the full, it's like everyone. All the girls, full Taco Bell, Kavanaugh, and everyone's in attendance. And by the way, it's super cool that's or at least super funny that that's Aussie posted about the Taco Bell Covain on her Instagram. We forgot to mention that. Taco Bell Covain. So she's like, so how are you? But John the AF and then we get to see clips of them all getting their bad drips. And Lala's like, if I had tuna, they'd be out. I would have chosen corn as a job.

I'm like, what about your pussy made you choose hostessing? It's very accommodating. Oh, she's like, my vagina really knows how to remember a table map. It's not my fault. My vagina knows how to work. Point of sales machine. Have you ever seen my vagina answer a phone? It's not my fault. My vagina knows how to work point of sales machine. Have you ever seen my vagina answer a phone? It's amazing.

You know, the new machines that sir don't recognize the finger nails, but they do work with my vagina. So then they show Gina getting her her badge done. And oh yeah, that's what we're talking about. I'm so sorry. And they should airy Ariana giving a little aside while she knows it's getting her She's like the labios the worst part Like I'm fighting with your vagina. You're supposed to be at a party, okay? I think I'll have one of each of the primal laser treatments I think I have one of each of the prime laser treatments. So, Kristen's like, Survey says, you have a good vagina. Like, great job, Bluey Anderson.

Glad you made it. So, Lala's like, listen, there's an elephant in the room and I'm not talking about anyone's vagina, okay? It's a real elephant, although it's metaphorical. Stasi, man, I's a real elephant, although it's metaphorical. Stasi, man. I like, I like you a lot, baby. Like, I'm this close to her and calling you, stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu stu st Yes, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just like, why would you say to Billy, before her date with Jeremy, that he wanted to crush her soul and

Jeremy was the rapist creepy, creepy, she's trying to things off her. And Stas is like, we literally said, go have fun. Let me not recall the big, we literally said, go have fun. You're going to have so much fun with that creepy hairy version of Ariana. Yeah you're gonna have the best time if like hang out with creepy people is your version of the best time AF like what's the problem? I mean you can't have a murder party and then say like suggest someone looks like a murderer you know what I mean? So I love murder. Wait a minute, I don't, I just want to.

Yeah, you can have a murder party and then, you know, she's people being creepy. I know. Okay, so let's see here. So she and I was like, that's not, oh, she got my race on, I just found out my race on her murder. And so she's like, I don't want to hurt anyone.

Ooh. And she's like, good night. And she just like, and she just leaves. Yeah, she knows like, I've got a date on the connection. I've got five minutes to get to Rob's place because he gets there in several minutes. His fast. Okay, so Stasi is crying now and Katie's saying, I had numerous girls in my wedding say he was predatory. Okay, I'm sorry, he was predatory. I remember the word because

I pulled the pencil out of my tits and I wrote it down. I remember the word because I was like, how is German alien hunting them all down? Like did they remember to hide in the mud? And they're like, no, predatory. I was like, oh, I was like, like, like, the most Arnold Schwarzenegger into this. Okay, this is already offensive enough to women. Why would I predatory him us?

The Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tori Amis. And the Katie Strat. At last. So, Harry, I was like, if my eyes could wipe the skin off her face, I would do it right now. I was like, I was hanging with my brother the entire wedding night. He was not being creepy. And he goes, maybe be an advocate for those who can't be an advocate for themselves right

now. It's like hashtag ranch too. But you know the thing is this that really bothers me is that I am actually so torn in this situation, right? Because I feel like I believe Ariana, right? She has proven to be a really solid judge of character. And especially with these things, I totally trust her. But if there's one thing that the Me Too movement has been about,

is that you're not really supposed to just like discount when people say listen, someone, there was a guy who's being creepy and made me feel weird, it's about like being able to speak up. So I'm like, what do I do? I don't know what to do right now. Yeah, but it's a little dangerous to just villainize everybody, especially when she's saying, especially when it's people who were just being criticized for going against the MeToo movement and being city. Yeah, I mean, this was this was before the MeToo movement, but I'm just saying in the context of it, I'm like,

I don't know what to say because, you know, like if someone was creeping on you at a wet, okay, to be totally fair, okay. If someone were creeping on you at a wedding and making you feel uncomfortable and like was not getting the hint, like, I'm not wanting this right now, it doesn't matter whether you're like, you know, from the talk about a couple or not, it's really not appropriate and it's not cool. But at the same time, it's like, you know, but then someone like Ariana and Tom, I actually do, I believe, you know, that I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. That's why I'm very torn in this situation. I'm not really torn. I mean, my feeling is it's not really this big of a deal. That's how I feel. On both sides. Yeah. I think I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna like drag me to into it over this with Katie. Because Katie's just obviously, that's what made it at least wipe it Ariana because she's saying that Ariana is the social justice warrior. And if Ariana's always standing up for women, that's just not standing for women Katie you know is accusing this guy right you guys are even saying yourselves that it was you were saying it was no big deal he was just creepy at a wedding and hitting on a lot of girls

Yeah, I will say this well was funny was the the dramatic the dramatic that went along with saying I'm here to advocate for those who can't advocate for themselves As if you like murdered 10 people at this wedding and now she's probably taking up their cause She's next she's gonna give an fucking monologue about ivory. Okay, get on a K.D I'm getting dragged into a me to discussion because of fucking Katie. If anybody has a me to you on them in this episode, it's a bottle of ranch in her refrigerator. So, a lot of it goes up to Ariana, gets her interface and they can say whatever they want. I admire you. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b. She's like they are going to a place they can't come back.

A face melting place. I'm like, well, that's not creepy. So, it doesn't remember the family I'm facing you are star and I love you like you So Ariana's like I am leading. Bye. This is real fun I drove all about to suffer like for this bullshit. I didn't even get to have my Germans also just yeah bad bitches And Chris is like I literally have no idea what's happening. Like, seriously? Seriously?

And then Stas is like, if she says something inflammatory about me, it's okay. But if something says something about her brother, it's not okay. Like, what don't you understand? She hates you. And you were talking Oscar so white. Yeah, in this situation, she still hates you

and you were calling her brother creepy on national TV. What's confusing? Honestly, I really need to come down there. So funny. Like so true. It's just ridiculous. So Tom and Jack's are talking, they're hanging out. And Jack's has drums.

Brittany has gotten him a new set of electric drums. And Jack's like, yeah, so it won't bug the neighbors. I'm like, first of all, all you do to this screen with each other, you're already bugging the neighbors. It's second of all, it's bugging the neighbors. It's bugging my neighbors, just listening to you. Yeah. I think probably the deep scent of wet sock that like rises

up from your apartment to whoever's on the next floor above your place That's probably the bigger problem not like the banging on the drums. Yeah, pooping in people's gaspills and then putting it back in their mailbox Knowing them more having a production crew from Bravo like taking over parking spots and like in the hallways While you move around on your little cooler with wheels I think that's more of the problem. Totally animal has more talent than you. Okay. So Thomas, Thomas is like, whoa! So Britney sure did a lot for him on this birthday. She had a party for him at Hooters. She got him a electric drum kit. He's probably thinking, well, I should get him before my 39th birthday and see what I get then. Bell.

Exactly. Exactly. Why is she buying all this stuff? She should buy him one thing. Why don't you be thankful for your guitarist or be quiet? Jack stole that out of the planet Hollywood display case for you. Yeah, somewhere there's like a display of Mr. Mr. and one of them is just like holding nothing. Yeah, I'm interested to see what happens later in the season where Tom just turns on Jacks again for the season. Well, at least for the season, you know,

because he's being so nice to Jack, but then Jacks, but then all his talking heads are like super evil. Yeah, him Jason. So Stasi and Kristen are at Katie's place. And they're like, there's some debate over whether or not they'll be casting spells or making perfumes. Either way, it just sounds like a really basic time. Yeah, Tom's like, no witch stuff while I'm here.

So Stasi's like, if we're making perfume, you better have ranch melon tequila, because that's all like, what's she saying? Ranch melon, like wine. I hope you have a wine and ranch seasonings, because that's the thing in to mine. I bought ranch melon bandit. That's it bitch.

So Tom comes over and he's like, well, so yeah, what is this my ranch and fucking wine in here? Also, and cheese. And also, gerbos. This smells like gerbos. Yeah, what is this my branch and fucking wine in here also and cheese and also Jermals it's not like gerbil not gerbil's the big gerbil's what are those called to like big gerbil's guinea pigs burbles So if you were a guinea pig and you were gonna get your hair laser would you shave your vagina first? Just the hype of the But the cool just to happen to be cool. Pathetic. What do you want, Tom? He's like, so dudes, I only been talking about Jeremy.

And he's like really awesome. He says that he's a fireman now. So he's like kind of like a first responder. And so like, what? Like, I don't know what like, Jeremy's had to deal with a lot of things. And so he's like, well, then he shouldn't probably shouldn't act creepy. I mean, Kristen, they're all trying to talk him down at first.

Chris is like, well, he was flirting and he was hitting on a lot of people. And then Katie goes, yeah, he went from girl to girl. And Kristen was like, I think I was the one who said he was creepy and sausage like, no, that was me. And Chris is like, yeah, she said creepy, but then I said that they should go to a public place. And Stasi's like, yeah, he shouldn't act creepy. Okay, so in all of that that we just read, this is from their own quotes. Yeah, I'm not going to jump. I'm not going to start anybody on fire right now for this. Jerks. Yeah. Yeah. Betam, Betam starts yelling at them. And he's just like, yell, say,

he's mad that they're saying that he was I can creepy because he was like hitting on Each woman and like Rachel a Brian to etc. And Sassas like what was Tom there? No, he was playing a shitty trumpet solo I'm just a little trumpet Actually wasn't trumpet is a little horn This shit these stuff right now. He's creepy. What do you want? She's like I and Sassas like you know what? I'm so sick of having to stand up for men. I have to protect men. She just storms off to like a closet.

These people, he's like, watch yourself. Oh, let me watch yourself. Because if you're going to make a blouse about him, then I'm going to make a blouse about you. And Tom number two is like, oh, what do I do? It's between Katie and Tom. Oh, what's my partner in business? What's my partner in life? Let's say that I really only get two percent of both of them. But I'm just gonna stand really still and all part turn invisible. Oh no, they can see my, they can see my sandals. Oh, I knew I shouldn't have worn them. I will say this really quickly. I'm a huge fan of Tom. I love Tom.

I think he's great. I think he's total sweetheart, but I didn't think it was that cool for him to yell at the women about the journey stuff because, you know, journey is by all accounts, like in many ways, he's like a really awesome standup dude. You know, I think it was really cool

that he asked Billy Lee out on a day, you know, he showed, that was like a very awesome stand up dude, you know, I think it was really cool that he asked Billy Lee out on a date You know, he showed that was like a very progressive thing for him to do you put out the fire he's heroic He's like by all accounts a good guy, but you know even good guys Cross aligns sometimes and I'm not even saying that there was a huge line that was crossed I just think that if these women felt like he was being inappropriate or coming on too strong like it's not a partom To to be like no, you shouldn't have felt that way because he wasn't like that. It's like they experienced it or at least they're saying it and they weren't even really

saying much beyond like he was just creepy and and that's like really not the biggest thing in the world. I think it's just that Billy Lee told Lala and Shina and then Lala and Shina told Ariana also by the time it gets to Ariana and Tom it sounds like they're saying that that he's like this huge purve that can't control himself and needs to be locked up in a cage and I think it was just a huge game of telephone that was mixed up and I think that like it was noble that Tom wanted to defend Ariana's brother but it was really it really it wasn't his place and everyone everyone just maybe needs to relax a little bit wasn't his place and everyone just maybe needs to relax a little bit.

So Jack is feeding the drum like a fucking idiot. I don't know how pregnant me, but it's wrong with her. I lot of things lots and lots and lots of things. She's rewarding his good behavior, bad behavior. I'm sorry. He he does. This is okay. Fine.

Throw a birthday party. But all this shit drum drum. Miss drum set and then like what looks to be a trip to Cabo next week or Mexico. No, no, no, no, no. Britney is doing what Britney does. You know, she's just like, well, I'm just sitting around listening to my boyfriend bang on shit. And I know everybody within a five mile radius. I think I'll call my dad and everybody I've just cheated on me Whoops Yeah

Yeah Socially Hi, Dad, what's up you've been up to? He's like, I'm picking black bearers gonna make a cobbler I'm like, is this the theme of the episode, Black Bear cobbler? Try the black bearer cobblers imported from Kentucky Mmm, off the the menu dead to me. That's so we have things we like to call

specials there. Something that truly keep the menu feeling special. Do you understand? So for instance our Blackbird Kabler is in and it is a special. Oh by the way I have to mention this. This was so cool. Remember last week

when we were talking about Mielecunis, how she didn't fill in the gap at Squirrel? Mm-hmm. Squirrel tweeted at us, and it was like, sorry about the gap. And then they tweeted and said that they like to think that their recada, their toast with recada, which is like their famous dish, is like, they're nod to Lisa Vancombe, Scotese Ball balls, et cetera, and they called themselves hashtag LVP of

these side. I was like, I cannot believe the people at Squirrel watch Van and Prompt Rules. Like Squirrel is like elevated, like one of the considered one of the best restaurants in LA. And they watch Van and Prompt Rules too. I love this show, brings people together. Lisa Van and Prompt is going to be more than five. What is this east side? Do you remember when she had to take Max to Hollywood and she almost shit on the floor? What is this Hollywood? So Lisa's like, oh, we've no longer served Blackberry Cobbla. Now we serve Pope Barry Cobbler. Carry on Joe. Tom's like, whoa, did it again.

She just did it again. So she does this whole cheat thing in the bad like not shocked. He's a pig. What the fuck do you expect? He has no self control. And she's like, I have made my day. Didn't made my change her friend. Remember because she's not answering me.

I tried her five times this morning. You know, when the dad said that, and like, doesn't surprise me, he's that top. He can't help himself. He has no control. Like, I liked that he wasn't like, oh, give another shot, but at the same time, it's like that sort of language. It really kind of, I don't know how to articulate it,

you know, like, oh, he's that type. Or a cat. Or a cat. It's like, oh, you're the one. It's like, on the one hand, she is the one. Like, we say this all the time. Like, this is, he's just a pig. He's a pig through and through, you know?

But at the same time, it also kind of like gets him off the hook. Right? It's like, well, he's that's just the way he's going to be. It's an illness, Ben. It's an illness, okay? He's got a real problem. He's got a really tough life, Ben, okay? So he gets to do whatever he wants.

Yeah, exactly. That's how it is on these fucking shows. So Jack's overheard the conversation because he was somehow in between his very intense whiplash level drumming. He heard this conversation, so he comes in, he's like, so like, why is it like, what are you telling your dad? He's like, well, I tell him a day that you

trade it on me and everything. He's like, I'm more upset not that you told my, that you're dad, but that you're airing out our dirty laundry. I'm like, no, this is like, I hate that. This like trying to control it, trying to keep it in the couple. And then, and then the very first thing he does next is say, well, first she's like, promise you'll never do anything like this again. He goes, of course, I'll never do anything like this again. And by the way, you're not perfect either. Yeah, it's like, there's a reason they called you brat me when you were young. I mean, whatever. I can't feel for her. You just brought him drums and gave him a birthday party and then you called your dad shut up with this. And Jackson's like, she's mad that he's mad that they're already are doing laundry

you know who says that people who don't do their laundry yeah do your laundry yeah have have a have a have clean laundry and then it can be air that and be and be lovely yes I heard our clean laundry again he's like damn it so So, do you wanna say anything else about this scene? No, I think I'm done ranting about that scene. I think I've, I'm out of range about it enough and just, yeah, like every week is the same thing. I feel like, you're not gonna cheat on me again, are you? He's like, no, absolutely not.

Just let me, just as soon as I'm done cheating on you with faith again. Good night, boy, good night ma'am, good night ma'am, good night Jack, you're not gonna cheat on me again are you? Turn off your lights Brittany. Good to be. So now over at Sambar La La Shina and Arianna I have gotten together and that Shina is actively plotting to get Brittany away from Jacks and with Adam. She's doing some sort of like Jane Austin meddler sort of role. And I like when Shina says that, she's like, you know, I've known Jacks a long time and he's not like some tortured soul that just needs to be fixed. He's just like a dick, okay.

I was like, thank you, Gina. Thank you So She her big plan is to get Brittany to dress up on her best denim off the shoulder Naomi costume from mom's fan And have her jump the ever bear backie Adam So the guys come over and she knows just so obvious and what she's doing. She's like yeah, but like brightening You're like hot as fuck and there's other guys in the sea, you know, I'm like maybe the browns Maybe they won't maybe a bow won't I'm got that maybe I won't I don't know Like for the both of them. I don't know. I don't feel a thought that's right and a lot of us like hmm

Chishu, I think what you want to say is that you want her to feel like she doesn't need to be with Jack. She wants to be with Jack. Is that what you mean? She's like, yeah, tell her to wait till I come up exactly what I saw. So Brittany comes in and then Adam's not long after and Adam's like sitting there flirting with Brittany and everything and you know she knows like very half bad she's like hey Adam so how long did I take you to mount a

television eight minutes he's like actually six minutes get out leave this bar and what's I'm coming home fired okay next week for all she's not so close notice that Brittany's also wearing her off the shoulder sweater like Lala. You know, Brittany really does know how to make a French. It's an act with Lala. I'm gonna wear my sweater around my elbows. Well, you know, the thing is, and so there, Adam is being really flirty with her like a lot of like body contact and jokingness and she's laughing up.

She's like, Jay-X would be so jealous if he knew what was going on. Jax hates it when I'm like around other man, which of course just like feeds into this whole idea that Jax is like an emotionally abusive, controlling asshole. But also what sucks is that Briny is revealing herself unsurprisingly to be probably one of these people who's like, I'm gonna get him all jealous.

I mean, that's like her power move. That's how she feels like she has the power. And then that, you know, then they'll just have like, you know, she totally starts flirting with us. Jack's hiding it. We in a blank, blank, blank, how many kids you had it wrong? You know, it's like, oh, Brittany, you're just so adorable. So she's like, well, I'm just ordering salad because I've just been trying so hard. And he's like, you can have something else. She goes, but salad is what I need. And he goes, it's okay, you're pretty. I was like, well, there's another jacks, put this one in the cube.

Yeah, exactly. So she pulls Britney aside and she's like, I just want you to know that jacks is shit He's just like pure shit and Britney is like, but I love him. I was like okay, this hopeless. I Just can't throw that all that away And she was like oh really because you put two years in so now you have to stay like you put all that work in They're supposed to say I'm like working out. I'm a lot You want to be me 34 divorce no progress and cool four years later. Whoa, I need to start over, you know what I mean?

Like I know what it's like to work on my video. And I don't want her to do the same thing like I did this morning. She is most like self-aware moment in the past six years. I've never heard her be so so like momentarily like in touch with what's going on with her life. It's kind of shocking. Yeah, because she's blaming it all on Shay, you see? It's not today that she's being completely delusional and trying to talk herself in the sting with somebody, but it's not happening.

It's the past is shame. And Britain's like, my brain and my heart fight each other every day. It's like that MacTas and punch out game and my heart's like, my heart's like that little guy and my brain is like that tall guy from Russia and you have to like duck every time he swings and then all of a sudden the heart's like boom, boom, boom. And then next thing you know, you see your heart running on the streets of Philadelphia

and then you're running by the coach on the streets and then like guess what, your heart has to feed another brain. And you're going up against another brain, another brain, another brain. And then finally your heart wins the whole thing and oh my god, my heart won. I mean, that was a good movie and I can take it when they fight but when my elbow started fighting with my name now there's a story Check please check place and that was the end of that

We did it we did it so another fun episode of end of rules in the books for an exquisite season um I think that's pretty much it for the episode today. It's just the tea. It's Tuesday, you know See you next year to everybody. We will be here tomorrow with real housewives of Beverly Hills should be a good one and Stay tuned because we'll we'll make an announcement about what we're gonna cover at the Detroit show. Buy those tickets in the meantime.

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