Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES

Episode Date: February 22, 2018

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com ! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujube. And I return to guide sexy singles through some ranchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've got a cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker cracker Oh my god you guys You guys, I'm not touched off in, like literally and spiritually, but oh my god! My best friends are all here. What's up New York? You guys New York people can say whatever they want about this place

There is an ice bucket with deep Eddie here, okay You guys, we, we are so excited. After months and months and months of talk about it that we are finally here at the Barry ballroom in New York City, this is our scene. This is so exciting. We can't believe it. And we got a direct TV pen. Oh my god. I'm just looking. Well, in an amazing time, I'm not only saying in bunk beds and so Thank you guys.

It's like my dream. Yeah. First of all, I did it to kind of complain. But also, can't hook up because like, who's gonna fuck you on a bunk bed? Nobody. It's so creepy. And so sorry Ben's parents are here.

I'm so sorry. Yeah. My parents are here. My aunt, my uncle, my cousins. Yeah. Thank you guys for the gift you gave us. Yeah, it is. They're in the Amadea seat.

They're like the emperse. Like make sure they don't yawn. Also, F. Murray Abraham is here. Yeah, he's here too. If he was That would be amazing You're from El Paso. You're welcome, S Is he really? Yeah, nice from El Paso girl. Well welcome to Roger Crapins where you learn where all your favorite stars are from Oh my dears We've got El Paso

FMRA Abraham Debbie Reynolds and Viva de Paso No, shout out. It's okay. Sorry. Viva El Paso, a F-Merry Abraham, Debbie Reynolds, and Viva de Paso. No, shout out. It's OK, sorry Viva El Paso. But congratulations, everyone. You're on your own, Ronnie. OK, yeah, so I'm in a bunk bed. You guys, I love bunk beds, OK? When you lay down on a bunk bed,

there's wooden slats above your head, because there's another mattress up there. Who knew? I've never had one. I was laying in bed today recording with my toes just hanging onto the wood. Like a fat monkey. I was just like, in L position, like,

I'm never letting go. I want a bunk bed at home. Well, I have to say that it's so awesome to be here. I dare you. I dare you to say it. This is so weird. It's so weird. We've been doing these live shows. It shouldn't feel weird. But it feels to be here. I dare you, I dare you to say it. I'm just so weird. It's so weird. We've been doing these live shows.

It shouldn't feel weird. But it feels really fun here. We're like speechless. We're speechless. Oh wait, Facebook Live quit. I got a 10 to Facebook Live. It's quit live. They didn't pay.

Face Lift Live. Have you seen the Face Lift Live? Yes, why are you Facebook free? OK, so last we... so we love Vanderpump rules. We got to do... And by the way, welcome everyone to our Tuesday turn up by James Kennedy. See you next Tuesday event. Taco Tuesday, tractor to rancher laughs. Like alright. Tucked Tuesday tractor to Ranchela. It's like all right.

Minilla fold up. But before we get into Vanderfrempros, obviously, we did Taylor's Trecord show today. Taylor is here. Taylor's here. We love you. Thank you so much for having us. Great to meet you, Batch.

But we talked about this a little today. But of course, we have to talk about the great book incident that happened with the real house. Oh, my god. hell of a god. Now does everyone up to date on the boat incident? So here's okay, all right, all right. So here's what happened. For those of you who don't know, this is some late breaking news from last night, almost

perfectly timed. Like really late. For a watch or a crap ends. For those of you who don't know, this is some late breaking news from last night, almost perfectly timed. Like really late. For a watch or a crap ends. For those of you who don't know, there's this wonderful show called Real House was a New York City. And. Oh.

Can I give some even older news before you give the whole story? Oh, yeah, please. Because, you know, we're in front of your parents and everybody, so I'm going to rub you every time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm a Real House was in New York. Someone posted on Facebook that those bitches flew coats.

Okay, that was the first tragedy. That just happened last week. I was like, I'm so sorry, how can it get worse for them? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, so here's the breaking news. So apparently, so the, the, uh, the big, um, the big cast trip was to Columbia and as part of that cast trip Columbia record Bravo loves putting these women on boats. Okay, like every Bravo show It's put women on boats, but this time they really got it right because they put them on a decrepit sinking vessel

That was so so old and terrible they had to cut the anchor away They drifted into the high seas, it caught on fire. They cut it off. It was a very passive aggressive note from Kelly Benzumon or something. She's like, satchel some gold bitches. So basically, they drifted out to the and but it happened to be there were rough sea so they're on fire in choppy seas and according to page 6 they were a wash in vomit and it's like skinny girl watermelon. Did you hear like half the others like, oh.

And I fingers crossed, I think the cameras were rolling, so this is going to be. Bravo don't care. Okay, they put the cast on coach. You know that the camera people, they're like, here's the GoPro. I'm not even going to pray for you. Here's your $5 an hour. Get the fuck out there. Okay.

We cut the, my e. We cut the anchor off, figure it out bitch. Yeah, okay. So those four things, they're stuck out in the middle of nowhere. Someone cut the anchor. You're stuck with Durinda. God knows. Yeah. God knows.

You're in a far way, I don't know. What the fuck is it, baby? So when you look at the album for the diamond or whatever is in the fucking bottom of the wood. Ramona is just still lying on her side waiting for Jack to paint her. When is the painter gonna come, okay? Kathy Bates just goes by slowly and about like... See, well the water's like 3 feet deep, but... Anyway...

I would like to thank Kathy Bates for being in this podcast like 20,000 times. Yeah. Because every time we say Titanic all I think about is that bitch on the boat going slowly by like four poor people. Four poor people. But unfortunately we have some very serious business to attend to, which of course is reflecting upon Vanderpump Rules from last night. So we did Vanderpump Rules a live show for the first time a couple weeks ago or something.

It was so exciting. We've never been able to, because sometimes it's like, okay, let's talk about live-only Cabo. Like, you don't know what's gonna be on. Yeah, but it's Tuesdays, so we get Vanderpump Rules. Okay, so last week I thought, oh Jesus.

And you know, I love me some Ariana, but I was like, what if this was the live show? It's all Ariana's vagina. Like, what are we gonna do, the entire, she's like, my vagina's sad. I'm like, I do not need your vagina, I'm voting at me right now. I started freaking out.

We're gay, we don't like that. Like, what are we gonna do with Savari Ballroom? Luckily, we were very fortunate because we basically got the Super Bowl of Shino, so. Girl. If it was a friend's episode, it would be called the one where Shino went, maaah!

30. It's all happening. By the way, she was like, That's all happening. That's all happening. But by the way, before we get into it, by the way, over the course of the night, we're all gonna get drunk, obviously, but when we get drunk,

there's some very hardy out there grabbing boobs. You might, you are. Just try to be mindful of the people around you because we've had some people say other shows, like sometimes people start to like chat or box a lot, so just try to be mindful because it really is all happening right now everyone. So, not you Facebook lot just kidding. Facebook live you can get as loud as you want. My, I would say you and my parents are big. It's a hot yeah.

Okay also my best friends are here thank you my roommates and my best friends for 20 something years. My best friends are here. Thank you my roommates and my best friends for 20 something years. You know, uh, thank you to Shanner for these miconikes. Also, I have to say you know my best friends are here when they're like take him a stack of fucking napkins because he's disgusting. I also have to give a shout out to my high school friend Nicole who's getting married on Saturdays. So Nicole, we're excited. Guess what? Vanderpump rules not getting married tomorrow night. Yeah, not Nicole. Yeah. We're excited. Guess what? Vanderpemp rules, not getting married tomorrow night. Yeah. Not a Wednesday wedding.

Not a Wednesday wedding. We really appreciate it. But I went to the woods for you. How could you cheat on Katie? So let's dive into this man, shall we? OK, now I know, Ben. You know, I love him. OK, so you know, I love them a previously.

Yes. And we talk a lot. And so I've been like, oh, I'll try not to talk about, you know that's a lie. I'm going to talk about the previous ones. But I had to, because she's like, serve is on fire. And the music is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

like a fat Albert fire insert. And the bander professor's like, even if this one doesn't work out she and her chick, we're not going to be together. So it's like this, coming. And then the best part is Kristen when Stasi's like, it's my fucking fat day and I've got to hold my head and I'm a more slut.

Or whatever. And she walks off. We got Kristen Arms. She's like, fuck you bitch. Oh, look at it. She breaks into jazz contemporary when she's really mad. It's like Kristen dressed as a fucking zombie, just like. Gryller, oh.

She's like almost in a vogue. Oh. So, so after the previous leaves, we open up She's almost in a vogue. So, after the previous leaves, we open up at Villa Blanca, where Shina, Tom and Ariana have just arrived. And Ariana tells us she's like, yeah, with everything going on, that's her, with the fire damage. I'm just glad that I can go back to Villa Blanca and work some shifts. I'm put on the lucky ones. I'm like, you didn can go back to Vellablanca and work some shifts. I'm puttin' the lucky ones.

I'm like, you didn't just like get off the Lucitania, okay? I'm one of the lucky ones. We made it through. I made it back to Vellablanca, safety. Like Lisa Vanderpump's richest feck, and she still wears the same damn clothes five days a week. I was like, that blouse she's wearing in the opening to the, look at my teeny tiny, martini glass.

First of all, it's like a New York martini where they're like, that'll be $97, sir. And then it's not like the triangle one where it's like, yes, gay person. Enjoy alcoholism, it's not like that, you know? It's that little cup that's like this. That's what she's carrying in the front. I was so offended when I finally noticed

that it was one of those tiny ones, and I was like, change your shirt. Ha ha ha ha. Well, it's funny because when Lisa does show up, she's like, I feel like I've just stepped back in time. I'm like, that's what every customer says when they walk in your restaurants. Ha ha ha ha ha.

It's like a real thing. Shake it cool down blue. Oh my goodness. Everyone's like, no, we love these things. Yeah, that was some time lapsebrain. Yeah, see what that has. I'm mad about the 80s right now. I can't believe you would say that.

Would you like some tuna tartar salmon, potato salad? But whoa. I'd better blonger, we do something that we like to call specials. It's a dish that we only offer once in a while, so we call it special. It's what we in the restaurant business call a trick of the trade. Hi! Okay, so Sina.

Sina is like Carla from Cheers, but like... Not at all. Like nothing like Carla from Cheers. She doesn't even wait tables right, she knows. All she knows is lock up to the bar and go, Hi. So she walks up, that's my note on she knows, she's like, Hi, hi.

Yeah, because that's amazing. That's episode is amazing. Like she said, hi Roddy, really. Yeah, because we learn off the top here that basically Tom and Ariana and Jack and Brittany and James and Raquel and Mala, they're all going to Big Bear to Shina and Rob's, or really Rob's Lake House. I should clarify.

So like, almost like at the mention of Big Bear, Shina just appears, she's like, sorry, my phone keeps buzzing in my bag, I'm just driving and saying. It's like I'm gonna lose my smile. Oh wait, it's back. Oh wait, that's an emoji. Here we are, Ville Blanca. You two used to work together, right? To Tom and Ariana, they're like,

yep, still do different faces, still here. And they're like, look, we're polishing a glass and she's like, tear me the truth now. Was that any rumor to you being a whole, like I lean Davidson? What I would never say! I would never say that. I'm skipping all over the place,

and I don't know why. My notes are like in 40 points. They're huge. It's fine, we'll keep you on track. We're gonna cover everything even if it's a little bit out of one. Okay, I'll just keep going back because I have to look. I've capsed it. Look. Yeah. That means it's fine. No, say it. Let it out. I learned how to do this. Caps. Lock. To say this. We have a litany of things to accomplish. I was like, uh, don't talk like that to the people that bill a block. They don't know what you mean. She's like, everything's been on fire. We

must redo the flows. The ceiling. The walls. The bottles. The plants. The dirt. The water. Water glass. New water glass why do I sweat in blizzard? It's like, seriously. God. So they're all excited. They're going to be on a big bear. And then suddenly, Shina gets a text from Jacks. And it's like, hey, so I heard that

beside yours in Rob's room, there's only one queen bed. And I'm assuming that's for Tom and Ariana. Rindy and I are not sleeping on a twin bed. I'm 38 years old, and it's not going to work with my back. So that being said, one hotel's a close by, or we don't go, I'm sorry, I'm being difficult. I'm just not sleeping on a twin bed, my girlfriend. I'm like, you know what?

Some of us have been sleeping in their childhood bed for the past few nights, and it's a twin bed. And some of us are 39. And it's fine. The twin bed will not break your back, Jacks. I'm really glad I took that stance. I really feel good about that. You did too.

That was like, wow. Like I'm feeling things. That was like, you're a Julia Sugar Baker for childhood. I stood up for twin beds. Well, I also love hearing Jacks read by Sheena. Yeah. Because Jacks is like, make me a ham sandwich bitch. I pay your rent, get a job, you fat cow,

or whatever, and say, get a job you stupid, man, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, get a plan, come on, get a snowflake, snowflake, snowflake, snowflake, snowflake, snowflake. Jack's so great, because he always wants a ham sandwich. That would be what her person should be if she wanted the girlfriend.

It's great, we have a great relationship, I make ham sandwich, does he like a shoe-and-the-girl friend. It's great, we have a great relationship, I make him so much as he loves them. I'm sorry. Sheenah goes, after this talk I'm a d'ar-lama. I'm sorry. Does anybody else wish that Rob had just fucked somebody at the little salsa?

Like, can we talk about something good? Why is it Toka Madero? What did they do for anybody? Yeah. What about a shrimp salsa burrito, okay? They put mangoes in that shit. Let's make out with people at the salsa and talk about that, Gina. Ever since I started talking about that,

I've talked about that. You know what I'm saying? I'm just starting to realize not to jump ahead, but they were totally making tacos in Big Bear. I think this is her way of winning Rob back from Toka Madera. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'll show Toka Madera who's talking about that. Wasn't he making ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, Harold's just gonna come. Oh wait, no, hold on. So after she reads, hold on, I'm interrupting myself now.

I'm just sitting, I'm hanging out here. Stop it, please. So she reads this whole text from Jack, Jack's, and Vanderpunct goes, He seems so negative. Ding, ding, ding, things the doctor will never say, Get it! Get it!

Get it, it's a it. It's a joke. It's a bad medical resource. I have many more jokes in my minute of folder. Full of business and humor. Pam, do you get me my folder? Things psychiatrist have never told me. Love yourself. Just love yourself.

Hello, I'm Michael. I'm so funny. Get out. So please stop loving yourself. Hello, I'm Michael. I'm so funny! Good, out. So, please stop loving yourself. Thanks. So, basically, Lisa and Tom are concerned about Jack's, because he's been very withdrawn and negative. I'm like, we've been seeing this for a while now, but they're hoping that hopefully this big bear trip will maybe make things better. And she's like, I think they triple be good. And so then she, like, I think they're triple be good. And so then she know the reason why it's gonna be good is because of this cabin. And this cabin really has a very special place, apparently, in the Shina Rob timeline,

which goes back many more years than we ever realized. She literally goes, we've been going there for like 11 years. I mean, minus the six years, and like, at least it's like, well, you will marry during those six years. That, Lisa's like, well, you will marry you during those six years. That's what I'm saying. Sheenometry. Look what the fuck kind of math is that? We've been going there a lot of months, minus the sex.

First of all, if Robin and I were going to Big Bear, on a Southwest Airlines flight, and I just had a miles an hour, but then Shay was sitting on the couch at 4 miles per hour. Who got to choke him if they were at first? Hey, you're a man, look at that, Mama. I'm really excited because we're gonna be celebrating our 34th anniversary. I mean, minus like the 18 years we didn't know each other,

minus the six years I was married to someone else, but plus the three months we've been dating. So, I'm Van der Pum psych, just giving her that look, like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, look at that bird flying around so close to a window. About to break. About to be a broken bird. I'll wait, I'll wait.

I'll wait, I'll wait. I will wait, broken bird. I will wait. Future again, broken bird. So she's like, she's like, she's now moves faster than a kidney stone developing in Ken's anal canal. Ken's in.

Ken's in. Ken's in! Oh my god. Why not? Right. Oh god damn it. I'm so sorry. Hello. Hello.

Is this the United Nations? Yes, this is the arm. Who is this? Hello. Hello. Is this the United Nations? Yes, this is the arm. Who is this? Hello. My name is Ramona Singer and I'm calling from International Waters. I'm calling to report a shipwreck. Oh my God. Okay, give me what information you can. I'll write it down.

We're bobbing in high seas, and I've texted Mario four or five different times, and he hasn't got back to me. Oh my god. And Luian is trying to cap a ray on the bow. God. I was like, it's not the time, Luian. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. If they class say you're vomiting and singing, and it's not right. Oh my god That sounds like a very dangerous cruise. Do you have an anchor drop the anchor? Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's crazy Because there's one time when I was a little girl I was I was watching TV and I was like I want to watch the news I want to learn things about the world.

And Geraldine Parsonsmith said, no, you can't look at the news. And to this day, I've never been able to look at a news anchor. So when you said drop the anchor, I was like, whoa, it's like Geraldine Parsonsmith. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but let's face it. It's a little too real, okay? Miss Singer, thank you so much for calling the UN with this problem.

I'll get Gorbachev right out there. Say hello to Patro's Glee. Thank you. Thank you. Please tell us. Good luck. I wrote everything down. That was so weird.

That was so crazy. I hope she's okay. I hope she knows that she shouldn't call the UN when she's out of shape. I love that. I love that I don't know how to call forward to a landline, but I can get call forward from the UN. Yeah, that was... Darling. I didn't realize you had such similar phone numbers.

Anyway, speaking of international diplomacy, we then go to the Kristen's apartment. You're not divorced yet, sweetie. You're not, you can move on with the scene. You're not divorced yet, sweetie. I was like, who are you? Leave Cena alone, Lisa Vanderpump. So break on around. Why are you going back to Big Bear?

I thought you left, say, get it! Get it! She's really on her roll. I love when Vanderpump shows up and like her pink shirt from every day And then just sits at the end of the bar just mocking everybody just like her relentlessly fucking mocking everybody Tell me about your feelings. Oh She's like maybe I should find some old boy friends if any of them are alive can't it can't it I should find some old boyfriends. If any of them are alive, get it. Get it.

Debra Wamy. Okay, I'm so sorry. No, it's fine. What is a pussy? So we're now at Kristen's apartment. Do you guys feel like Kristen's a little underrepresented in the season? I feel like we need more of her crazy. Because there's no microphones for arm movements. Yeah.

By the way, when I said her crazy, I started to wafth like it was a fine wine. I was like, hmm, I like the bouquet on her crazy today. Strong finish. It's very crazy for her. I was so excited. I was like, Carter, like I was so excited to see the radiator. His ass was chained to, you know?

Nope, he wasn't there. It's Katie, and she's like, I love doing live shows just to do Katie, because I don't have a Katie voice, but this is her face. Well, that's a convenient narrative. That's convenient. She goes, this is the most extra thing I've ever done. Like, because they're building scooters of all things.

That's, or painting them or something. It's just not really what I was expecting out of the Taco Bell Covent. And Britney's in Kristen. Britney's in Kristen's apartment of all places. And this is, this is why Britney will never have a stash. She's like, oh my God, you guys have such cute stuff! These are cute, these are napkin!

It's like Brittany, you're just looking at the recycling bin. That captain Crunchbox is just spectacular. Skewters are real important in Los Angeles because there's cars like what the fuck are you talking about you come from a land of cows you can't go to your age I mean I ride a vest but I'm a giant man on the tiny bike I'm embarrassed for myself these aren't even those

these are those ones you like like lasers oh I fucking hate these people on these. Cause they're not the one with that. Oh, kick, kick. Look, I'm exercising. And you're like, you're gross, you're stupid, you're 50, stop it.

It's not even those. It's those ones where they're like, BEE. It's like they're standing, but they're like, BEE. Watch what crap is on my face. Ha ha ha ha. I felt it, I felt the blue light. So they're're all sitting there and they're waiting for Stasi to show it because

Some of you may remember a stasi's birthday. She stormed out before paying her bar tab $1,500 bar tab just I Mean I'm surprised she'll ever be let back into the dapper cadaver after that Daps cadab's. Christmas, like, is Stasi coming? Ugh, this is so extra. I was like, did you guys just hear this word extra? I shut up. Brittany's like, she texted the lady at the Taco Bell

when she said she was on her way. Something. I mean, maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. So Stasi finally shows up with her scooter. She shows up. She has her own. Yeah.

She comes in with her scooter. You guys, let's get scooters. This is gonna be extra. It's been so extra. Okay, let's get some. Yeah, let's get some. Let's get somebody fucking somebody to help him with their, I got scooters.

I got scooters. So she shows up. She's there as a them. And she's like, I'm sorry. I can't. I'm so sorry. I can't.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Well, she does that thing where she walks in. She's like, nothing happened, right? She's like, hi, Scooter. And they're like, oh, kiddies, kiddies, like... Putting sparklers on her fucking stupid Scooter. They're like, we're so mad. We're working on Scooters. And the stuff's like, yeah! Does anything make you laugh more than watching Stasi Cry?

It's always like a gift from the heavens when it happens. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, buh, b, b, b Just move. Move. I'm crying like, move. Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah. No, you're not. She goes, and by the way, for those of you who don't watch Vanderpump rules, this should really sum up what the show is all about. She goes,

I feel like I was gonna throw up for two days. I feel like, shit, I thought it would just make me not eat and make me skinny, but no, it made me binge eat. I love that she's acting like it's a choice. Should I throw up or should I binge eat? I'm like, do I have to teach you how to do this? You live in Los Angeles, okay?

It's cold, working out, working at your craft. So they're just super cold. They're gonna make her sort of like live in this moment for a moment. And so they're just sort of like being cold and they're like, cold. They're gonna make her sort of like live in this moment or a moment. And so they're just like being cold and they're like, you should really start bleeding out your bike because you're gonna count your job. Katie's like, I don't think I did anything to deserve that.

I was like, you, I'm sure you did. Would you like me to make a list, Barkler? I will. I can justify anything anybody does to your ass. You did, it's called a Wednesday wedding. That's what you do. You had a wedding, a destination wedding on a Wednesday. It's like she would clean up this mess,

but your tea towels don't absorb shit, Katie. Okay? Yeah. So, like they're right here. I know. This is, no, these are better. These are actually better invitations than those tea towels. Those tea towels are when you're like at Ross, you're like, oh my god, I haven't bought kitchen towels and ages.

I'm gonna save the world, and then you spill something, and it's like cleaning it up with this. Why is it still dripping wet, like a rondle? So Stas, he's like, oh my god, you guys, even like, I know. I talked to Patrick, and he says that it's the first time I've done this to everyone else but him. I'm like I know, like I talked to Patrick and he says that I, it's the first night I've done this to everyone else but him. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah, you're the abusive one. Like let's get this straight, okay? You're the abuser of your friends and Patrick is the abuser of you. It does make excuse. It does make excuse anyone's abuse and it doesn't

make me love any of the abuse, any less. I'm there for all of this abuse, but let's separate the abuse. Let's not just put it all on the scooter day. This is a big storyline. But also, what is he talking about? He's never actually seen it with his own eyes before. Doesn't he watch the show?

I mean, it's like every episode this happens, Patrick. Go back to the Van Gogh Museum and learn some lessons. This is good news. Like when you were like, yeah, he'd cut off his man bun and send it to Stasi. So Stasi writes a check to the girls. And they're like, what's this? Sad commentary on our times. You guys, this is so sad and 40-point.

I'm like, wait, are we at minute two? No, we're like, we're at three minutes of the show. It's going to be an intensive recap every time. I like when Chris is doing it. Because that's what you guys deserve. I like when Chris and kind of confesses. Like in her, I always, I think I said this last issue, but it's like the opposite of lifetime

where the women seem like they're really nice and cool, but they're really abusing you the whole time, and you have no idea. So this is like, Kristen's big confession at the end. She's like, glue gunning something to a scooter, and she's like, I do that to Carter all the time. I was like, oh my God, thank you. So anyway, they smell like olives, and I don't know why.

That's weird, right? You may be having a stroke. That's so darling, I can always be frozen like this. Suddenly I'm set all of smells. It could be brand of fever. That was a stokedish reference, sort of. You give me fever! I'll do it.

What if the rate was in this? Scooches, I never thought of it. It's like you're standing up one second and you press the button and you go, you just go. By the way, by the way, I do have to say my friend Kate is here and it is her birthday so it'd be far be it for me to not wish Kate a happy birthday. To you. To you. To you. To you.

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To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To you. To that was dedicated to Rihanna. It's her birthday today. Well, I hope you had fun. I just saw your mother walk out the back door. She's like, I can't with this.

So anyway, anyway. So they're on their scooters now. And Stasi is like kind of fake apologize. And then she gives a check to Kristen. She's like, oh my god, here's, she gives her an extra $100. Like, thanks for the tip. Do you know that that's not even 10% bit? I know you know what capital one is, Dossie.

So she gives her $1,500 and Kristen's like, what are you doing with the check? She's trying to deposit it into the scooter. Like, does this work? For me, he's like, oh my God, this is so nice. That's not stuff you guys got in here. And then Kristen goes, yeah, this is what it's like being an adult. I was like, you're on scooters.

It was Katie who said that. And they were like really patting themselves on the back for being an adult. Especially Katie, she's like, so this is what an adult is like, you know, like, this time three years ago, I'd been like a check, but now I'm an adult. And I'm like, a check. I mean, wouldn't an adult not have spray paint artwork above their couch? I don't think so.

Baba, e-be, baba. Oh my God, wait till this bitch hears about Venmo. She's gonna be on Golden Pond. Like, oh my God, look what I can do. So they're scootering around Estatio. It's like, it's our brand stacks. It's like, no, they're like fucking scooters. Okay, I'm not gonna get over it, I'm furious. So then, says the man with a scooter. So anyway, this, no, they're like fucking scooters. Okay, I'm not gonna get over it, I'm furious.

So then says the man with a scooter. So anyway, this is no, I hate that they're even called this thing. He's got scooters, so I'm not saying. What do I need to start calling it? A tiny, weird motorbike. Who are we in the same class as those people who sit on little bicycle seats

and just like kinda stand up, going, glu, they glued on sparklers, who does that? Speaking of glued on sparklers, we then go to Jacks and Brittany. They're packing for their big, big bear vacation. And Jacks is talking about, like, he's going to be stressed, because you know, it's going to be a lot of time with DJGM's Kennedy,

which is a lot for anyone to take on. But there's good news, everyone. He's been practicing his rakey. And he's been really meditating a lot. Meditating, he's gonna have to call on his rakey, like never before, so much that he says, I wish I could chain Kelsey to my leg for these kinds of moments. He's probably already chained there.

He's like, oh yeah, there you are. I was wondering who's blowing me. I don't know. It's so there. He's like, oh yeah, there you are. I was wondering who's blowing me. I don't know. It's so weird because he's like, look, I'm peaceful, totally relaxed jacks. I'm like, it's not nighttime and you don't have enough coke. Like, let's stop pretending like it's something you've accomplished, eh? But then he's like crossing between that and he's like, I've been watching everybody loves Raymond.

Because later in the show, he's like, all I do is watch 90 sitcoms. And I was like, it's everybody loves Raymond. Because now he's like, look, I'm gonna be a husband. Britney, where's my shoes? Britney, where's my shirt? That's a lot of Patricia Hedon for Jack's to take in. I'm a little concerned. It's much, too much for him.

I never would have worked if Patricia Hedon was like, Jay, I thought he went. No, you need to silently hate Jack's Britney heat. So into the apartment arrives the new age feminists of the season, Miss Lala Kent. Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Hey, boo-boo-boo. Hey, pig. Hey, pig. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Have you noticed that people have started to all call Jack's, Jacksy Boy, which I reject. I reject.

That's a DJ, that's a DJ James Kennedyism, and I'm not willing to take that on. But that's what happens when you get old. People start talking, you like that. Like first, they're like, hey, sir, do you know how to get to the 7-Eleven? I'm like, how dare you kill yourself. Okay, that's how it starts. Then it turns into, hey, young man.

Ah! Hey, little guy. Fuck off! So that's, he gets what he deserves, that's what I get. Everyone's like, hey hey little baby jacks Oh man, you just pooped himself Got your copper. So while I come in all street. I don't know what any of that was about. I don't either no one does It's okay keep it from like delete delete delete

Going on Facebook cut it from Facebook alive. That's all that matters tiny face on Facebook Who is it who is it? I can't deal with that bitch. All right, uh the little it's from Columbia again shy answer. Okay Hello, hello You know who is this? Who is this? It's the ring of melody. Hear me? Come on.

I think you're... I can't tell if you're breaking up with that just because you're going to be. I said, you're gonna look happy. I don't love you. I love you working like gangster movie. I mean, you're gonna like gangster movie. You had those blind eyes. It was so brilliant, you're gonna look happy.

That's why I got a ticket on this boat. I was like, what are you, can't be back? I don't want to, I love can't be back. Well, a good girl. And I got in this boat, they cut out the anchor. It's like, who needs a fucking anchor anyway, you know? And the boat starts going on, like, what the fuck, boat? What the fuck are you doing, all fucking fuck you,

you got that, you bums? What, what can this boat just be like? I just don't use that what he's looking like. I just... Hold on. Hold on, little cabburet. Is everything... Is everything...

Is everything okay? Is everything okay over there in Colombia? Do you need assistance on your boat? I got an anchor in my hand. An anchor in my hand. People are anchoring in my hand. Listen, I anchor in my hand. People are the anchor in my hand. Listen, I think that you may need to call some of the authorities. I don't... there's nothing that we can really do in New York to help you.

Sports is glory. Listen, I've been looking for some flip-flops that can jagged in. You got me. No, no, no. I got to go, I got to go. All right, all right, all right. Okay, good luck. That was really... I hope that they have no anchor, All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all rightala is there. Big enough, Jacks. Have you seen my running shoes, Britney?

She's like, now. It was meant to be, guys. Jacks, look in the closet downstairs. So Lala comes over. OK, so Lala comes over. Brits like, Jacks, it's afraid of staying in the cab, man. I'm going to watch you a lot of her sheet. OK, like, it's a lot of her sheet.

So Jacks has lived in Miami with old men. Ember attended, he doesn't remember anything. He can deal with the cabin, trust me. Yeah. We've all seen Jack's online. The real issue. The cabin is more afraid of Jack's. The real issue is for Lala,

she's concerned about James because recently, or really all, for all we know James, if he has that one drink too many a gay the first drink He just becomes is this an intervention awful and by the way, I just I'm really happy for this episode because all season long People have been like you know what like it's sort of weird. I'm sort of liking James a lot Isn't me like isn't James kind of like the best and then this episode comes along. You're like oh, yeah I forgot you're awful. You're an awful person.

Yeah, that's why I always say it. Like, I'm so proud of all my friends who become sober. I really am, because it is a struggle. And I never speak to them again, girl. And it's for their own good. It is for their own good. Yeah. So long.

If you ever start dating somebody, drunk. OK, think it's sober and they've asked late. If you date them after they've been drunk and they become sober, don't do it. Because this is what happens. It's like throwing water on a grumbling. Suddenly, it's like, oh my God, this guy's so nice. He doesn't drink anymore.

He's totally nice. One drink and they're like, fuck you and your fat boyfriend, fuck you. Whoa. It's a problem. I just want to know the worst in the beginning, you know. Meet them in a bar, trust. So, you know, obviously it's a problem. I just want to know the worst in the beginning, you know, meet them in a bar trust So you know, obviously it's like well, maybe the reason why he's always coming after a Lala's man

Is because James still has feelings for Lala and Lala's like no, no, no, no, we're we're like brother and sister I'm like brother and sister of that like slept together last year. You're talking to Brittany like what was Brittany care It's not like it, you're cow. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm gonna love which very fitting for today's news. Lala goes, you know what, trust me, babe, get out, get off the block.

Like Jenny from the block, that ship is sink. So I'm like, okay. I just like that there's like shipping, shipping, two soon. Sinking, sinking ships. Two small ones. Two soon, right? She didn't say that. Check that ship still blonde to go. I just like that there's like shipping shipping to soon Sinking sinking ships to mom Too soon right she didn't say that check that ship so blonde ago and since then it done sink Like okay, thank you. Yeah, thank you for adding that flavor a lot. So speaking of stagnant vessels

So now we see the gang they're heading up to Big Bear We have different cars they they're all arriving. And this is wonderful because now we basically get our version of Cribbs with Sheena at the Lake House of Big Bear. She's like, this is our happy, his happy home that I'm welcome to enjoy. I'm happy to be a part of it.

Yeah. Tows. Tows. Tows. What are you doing? She literally does that. Like, she's at a poker table. You know when they come up. Yeah, who's like, no more bets.

Yeah. Tows. Just to make sure people know it's a lake house, we have pillows that say lake house on them. Very literal. Hey, Rob. Hey, Rob. Do you think it could fix the impeller? It's really important you can fix literal. Hey Rob, hey Rob. Do you think it could fix the impeller?

It's really embarrassing if it's the impeller of me Rob. Die. That's how Rob responds to her, right? She's like, oh my God, he loves me. He's like, die. That's what he hear him say, die. He's like, I thought you hated the wilderness.

I thought this would be the deal breaker in our relationship I bring you up here. And you just like it more. Why? You know that's where Stasi's family lives, too. I saw it on an episode of a show called Vanderpump Rules. You're welcome. So Rob's in his boat, which is like the big thing. Here we go.

So I'm doing this. So she's on a boat. And she's in a car. She's like, how are we going? And he's just like, die. Yeah, let, boop, boop, boop. So, she's on a boat and she's in a car, she's like, how the going? And he's just like, die. Yeah, good thing. Do you have a thank you,

confection, paler? He's like, I would love to. So, you can use it. She's like, oh, right, he loves memes. Like, you just said he was gonna pay you. And then we got one of the best callbacks of the season

when she's like, I'm happy as fuck. It's just like, it's all happening. What does she have to hurt, Shay? You know, you're the one who got, I'm sorry, but you're the one who got to keep those reclining chairs with something big enough for a big gulp to go inside of it. You got to keep that. You got to keep pictures of that anorexic bitch staring off in the space. Those printed canvas, you got to keep that. Why you to keep pictures of that anorexic bitch staring off in the space, those printing canvas.

You got to keep that. Why you got to bring up Shae all the time? She's like, after being with Shae, is this the life I invest in for myself? Hush, talk, happy! LAUGHTER It's all happening. It's all happening.

Oh, my God. They texted. They're five minutes out. They're five minutes out. The emperor they texted. They're five minutes out. They're five minutes out. The Empire. Rob, they're five minutes out. Do you think we should get the prime cocktails ready? Rob. Well, I'm really glad that Rob is prepared for this group of dumbasses to come over. Because everyone comes over, they're like, what if that?

What if that? And then there's pillows and everywhere there's pillows. It says, like house. Yeah. Thank you for the labels. It's like, look, it's pillows, it says, light cast. Yeah! Thank you for the labels. It's like, look, it's a picture that says light cast. It's a pillow. It's a candle that says light cast. Like, we know.

Oh. We think you're a bus stop. You mean bus stop thing? It's a confusing location. They're just like, what? We're a bus stop. You don't just know, because we're a bus stop. No, a lot of bus stops actually say bus stop on them.

I take it back. So yes, everyone's there. There's some money. Good fellows and say bus stop. Just confuse everybody. Like, wait a minute. Is this a bus stop? J.E.X., I think we're in the wrong place.

Is there a bus coming through this hill? That bus stop pillow is to read. OK, Lala, shut up. Sit down. That, the ship, shut up, sit down. That, the ship has sunk for up, pow on. Hi, Shishu, Shishu, hi, Shishu, baby, Shishu, Shishu, Shishu. Lala. Shishu, say, thank you, Shishu.

Thank you, Lekas, Lekas, Shishu. California bro. So they all go on their tour. They all go on their house, their little house tour and everything. And you know, Jack's gets to have his queen bed after all. Tom and Ariana relegated to the twin beds, which they just pushed together, so it's fine. Jack's like, twins, where?

That's my room. They're like beds, Jacks. You need me, Fanny. You need me, Fanny. It was Matt. Hey, it's like house. He he he he. Sheenigas. We're hoping that soon we see Rob come out.

What? This is my random notes. If I had a dollar for every time old man Jack's references has aged, I wouldn't have to work at Sir minus the six years. To be fair, they don't get paid very well there, I'm sure. to be fair they don't get paid very well there I'm sure. No, remember that thing when Tom's manager sued him? Because Tom wasn't paying the proper managerial percentage or whatever and Tom's like, I made like $5 and they're like, well, we get a dollar of that sir.

Well speaking of Tom, true story, okay, look it up on the, I don't know. Hello, this is Lisa Vanderpum. We are taking our commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're very lucky. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.

And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity few, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these few would say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok-tock of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows.

It snowballed into a full-blown, alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is team jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Speaking of Tom, so Tom and Ariana are in their twin bedroom and he's like, dude, I think I'm going to like pull Jack's aside and have a talk with him and see where his head's

at and everything. And I'm really making, really making him think. And he like pulls out this knife. He's like, yeah a talk with him. See where his head's at and everything. And I'm really make him think. And he pulls out this knife. He's like, yeah, like that knife. You like that knife. I just got this knife. Ferry on on, dude, it's knife. And then we see this flashback of him getting the knife

at a general store. He's like, dude, I want this knife. They're like, OK, well, there's a safety. He's like, oh, he likes just like, he drops himself. He drops himself. He fully dwindess himself. He's like, dude, I got a cut. I made it out of the general store alive.

Those. Dude, if you got a cut with a knife, like his cut would be bigger. You're someone, do it, do it. Do it, he's gonna win. He's gonna win the cut fight. He's gonna win. Me, bro.

Me, bro, not bro. Not a fight. Don't bring a knife to a knife fight. Just did. Yeah. So, yeah, because it's wilderness, that's what I wrote down. So Aaron was like, well, we just pushed beds together because we're working on intimacy issue.

Let it go, let it go. So she's working on intimacy issue. She's like, I hope we can do it. I mean, not it, like the movie, with that scary clown. I'm like, that would be hilarious if you didn't just fuck a guy wearing the sleeping beauty horns and Marilyn Manson contacts. That's worse than it's a clown.

You with Tom with Marilyn Manson contacts. I'd fuck it before that. I'm just envisioning having sex and just in between the two printheads. Like whoops. Been there. You know what that is? You know what I figured out? Put one twing bed on top of the other.

And you've got someone to ink your toes from! It's like princess in the pee. Dude, my back hurts on this. I'm like Jack. Is there a pee down there? Ow! Ariata! He stabs himself. Did you leave another pee up in? Ow! A-A-A-A He stabs himself Did you leave another pee up in the match, Arianna?

Uhhh How did I stab myself falling between twin beds? Dude, there's like three peas down here So James, of course You know what they said? They were like peas in the pot I didn't mean that you literally put peas under the area, Arianna Dude Ow! I'm not dude. Ow!

I'm bleeding bones, you're back. So this cuts from the knife and this one's from all those pea pods down there. It's the most delicate man. So reason like number 77 that James has never invited anywhere. They're like, oh my god, like how's Pellas. Some James is like, shorts. Time for the short. Time for the short. Hey short, time for the short.

Hey, good. Time for the short. I'm gonna break the hot beer. I break the ice. I take the fish off. Good. He does it, good. Good.

He actually does it in this episode. I started cracking up. I was like, oh, Ben got a little East egg. She was like, has that even known? She's like, seriously? I'm just going curious. You were married to Shay, shut up. She's like, that that even noon? She's like seriously, I'm just going to be curious. You were married to Shay, shut up.

She's like, that's, I know you, well you guys can't have it both ways. Do you like Shay? Do you not like Shay? You can't get, I'm trying to please you, okay? Just listen, this is the best part about you're going to moneat that. I am going to defend the audience. I'm going to defend the audience because the best part about BannerPromilt rules is that you can both hate and love someone at the exact same time And you've asked late between them very quickly. I

Live with Rondo. I understand You know I hate me. I'm breaking up. I love you. You know, I'm disgusting. Let's make it runny This is Rob's happy place, so please be respectful. Okay, please be respectful. Oh look, here's Aline. The famous Aline. Front and center. Take your way, darling.

Take your way. This is Ronnie's best friend. Glad we have so many angles. This is why we block the show, you know. What'd you say? Never smile back? Oh, and then got our smile back. Does this Rob's happy place of being respectful?

I know him. Who's in his happy place? Name's his vehicle, the impaler. That's not a happy person's place, OK? I think you also broke the rule of respecting the happy place the moment you invited DJ James Kennedy. And Jacks. Really, and everybody.

And everybody. And everybody. So like House Pelos, ruined it. Just burn it down. So back at Vanderpump, she's like, GEMO, what a disaster! There was a fire here. I don't know if you've heard gear

He's like, yes, I make 2% of this fucking business. I'm here 27 hours a day. I've heard Lisa After the fire we have to change so many things We were supposed to be close for two weeks, but we're crazy. We're gonna open up in three and we're really limping along So to speak I'm like, yeah, you don't have to say so to to speak We know the restaurant is not literally limping down Robertson all of our That's came Can't doesn't even have a solid water bump into how will he know when to turn can't she's like We need a new jiggy, come here, schnoki. It's like emergency post-recession in process. We need to update this chair, come as soon as possible,

who has zebra patterns. We need zebra stat, ideally pink zebra. She's like, jossiline, j Jocelyn, chair lady, come to me. We need these chairs wiped off and possibly covered. Are you up to it Jocelyn and Jocelyn? It's like, thank you so much Lisa. She's like, Jocelyn, new! Thank you, Jocelyn, the chair cover lady. Jocelyn's wrong with you. Jocelyn's like, no seriously,

thank you for letting me replace these janky ass cheer covers. I have been waiting for this moment for 12 years. So typical order at Alpine liquor for these guys in Big Bear. By the way, Big Bear, for anyone who's been there, they know what douchebags are coming up there. Yeah. They see us coming on my alleyway. They do.

We're all with some lesbian and a giant Jeep that costs way more money than she ever gonna make. We all order in things like it's our Keenzen Yara. He's like, welcome to Alpine Licker. By the way, speaking of lesbians, I thought I saw Allison Bechtel on the subway today, and then I realized I was lesbian profiling. I was like, I'm so intelligent,

I'm your Allison Be profiling. I was like, I'm so intelligent, I'm your awesome deck down. Anyway. I was truly excited. I was like, it's all happening for real. I really felt that way. Remind me about GG here later. Yeah. Okay, so James Fireball.

Okay, so Tom's like, the girls want Rosé, I'm thinking like 18 packs, maybe 18, 18 packs, minus the six years for Shina. And then, you know, coves, coves, tequila, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Listen here, Bosse bottom. Okay, are you paying for this or are we still going off the check? Yeah. I'm sorry, that was so rude.

You guys, this is my first drink and it's only halfway done. Don't blame me on my mom. My parents are here. How do you guys, I know. I know, but when you leave me, they'll be like, we told you. They're learning all sorts of new phrases tonight.

So yeah, so they're there. And then James is like, I want to choke some thigh ball at some point. Good. I'm like, the moment I ever hear that on a vacation, I'm immediately driving back down the mountain. OK. No fireball.

And then James is like, look, a fidget spinner. It was like the worst remake ever of Andre. It's a movie about a seal. So James is like, I've really cut down on the drinking, but there's something that comes over me on a group trip. I'm like, yeah, it's called alcoholism. I just keep on taking a sip here. A sip here, a sip here.

Or yeah. It's like on Weight Watchers when it's like 11 o'clock AM. And it's like, I've done so good today. I'm gonna wait 10 minutes. So then another favorite moment of the episode, we cut back, we were back at the lake house. We were no longer at the Alpine liquor store. Why did you do that? Did you guys see that shade? Because we're back at the house, we're no longer at the Alpine liquor store. Why are you clicking me?

It was bad shade, it's like some fictional liquor store. It's very intense. We know we mentioned Patricia Hedon, and this is what happened. No, but anyway, so we go back to the lake house, and I'll be here as she She's almost venturing into weird over territory. I love playing. Okay, Cena. I knew it would affect me. It was so sexy this morning. He like hooked up the hedge in my car and liked his arms.

I was like, can I help? And he's like, I got this. And I was like, I have to show my car at the movie head, Sputher Hot. Yeah. I love him. He got it. And then all, he's like, I got this. And I was like, I have to show my car at the movie head, sputter hot. Yeah. I love that. He got it. And then all the girls are like, oh.

Even a recal, even a recal is rolling her eyes. And she barely knows where she is. No. I just like, I got the four seasons. She goes, isn't this so far where she goes? You guys, thank you so much for inviting James here so that I could come too. Poor Rikkel.

She did her hair like a maltease and everything. It was so cute. They're like, you're welcome Logan. Ha ha ha ha ha. So she was like, and then today he was like whipping the belt and twitzing the engine. I was like, this is so hot.

He's literally the happiest person I know. So sexy. Hey, Hanke TV on the wall, and that's a seven minutes. That's right, I got it. I timed him. I timed him. I timed him.

I was doing seven minute apps while he was doing it, and I was like, oh my god. You know, eight minute apps, he didn't even seven, I timed him. Yeah. He is so fast. He's faster than a hard work. I was like, oh my god, the TV's up.

Sometimes I just take the TV down, just like I put it back up again. He is so random, I say. She's competing with eight-minute abs from the beta max videos in the 80s. She, nah. I saw my time back. But you go to an Airbnb in Big Bear,

that's actually what's usually there. It's like some VHS in the 80s. And it's like, okay, I guess I'll do abs today. I know what eight-minute abs is. Girl, I've been doing it my whole life. It doesn't work. Eight minutes is not enough. Woo! This is called a $5 sub abs, okay? I've been doing it my whole life. It doesn't work. Eight minutes is not enough.

This is called a $5 sub abs, okay? It takes lots of five minutes, I timed that. I'm with a man who knows how to do everything. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Lala's like, does he rescue kittens?

Does he say babies? Does he rescue Saudi yacht horse and get them driver's licenses? And YouTube moves about Christian baseball players? No, he doesn't. Like, whoa, are you making fun of her? I'm not sure. Are you trying to take away my smile? Because I'm not sure when it's looking right right now.

Wow, wow. So when Raquel says, like, oh my god, I turned Bluetooth on my smile off I'm never gonna find it again. Oh there it is! Rob said that my smile was so big because there was a mile between both of the S's isn't it so nice? Well she was like oh no that's stupid track away. Anyway what's her name? No she goes let's be honest real quick. Listen, Rick L. James has said a lot of things about my man

that literally if anyone else said them, I would, like, we would have a lot of problems. I'd pop a cap in his cop ass. She's like, what? La la, she's always like so. New way of feminism, you know? Street, yes. And Rickl's like,

What did he say? What? What did he say? In the car he said, Suckbuck or, and then he hit me. But I think it's because he saw SUV. I'm getting a distinct feeling that in 30 years from now, you know what Rickchelle is gonna be

I'm a Camille I'm Camille grammar Hi, I'm Rochelle grammar It's like she is newly she's like a newly blind fish looking for a light switch. It's like she's newly, she's like a newly blinds fish looking for a light switch. She's like, for those of you who have no idea what we're talking about, that is our O to Camille Grammer, from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. So anyway, then we go down to the docks where Shina wants to get an ounce. RAPHIX THE BOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW And we're in New York City and so we would like to welcome my personal hero Miss Patty Lippon to do the night How I'm gonna fuck am I god damn is this war paint? Where's Christine that brosal? What a slut?

You're here because I invited you here and don't forget it Christine Patty welcome to our show are you going to regale us with some of that wonderful royalty-free music? They include on Vanderpump rules? This song is entitled Rob Fix the Boat. Hama! Hama! I'll name the Grand Fog and then I'll sub-be shocking now and now there's anything else. I can't even know anything else. Right. This is how we live.

This is how we live. Give it a hundred. And nothing left to me. Thank you. Wow. Thank you. Wow. Thank you, Vadi. I mean, we were. Wow. Thank you, Patty.

I mean, we were going for Classic Marge, but that didn't work out. So thank you, Warppaint. Thanks, Patty. It'll be tough forever, darling. How lucky are we to have Pati LePon sing to you about us? Brownpix above! Brownpix above. I don't know if you heard the song, Rob thinks about. We're gonna get 100.

So Jack's is observing all this Shina behavior. And Jack's is starting to feel like Shina is putting too much pressure on Rob with all her crazy Shina isms. Now listen Jack's, I mean Rob chose to date Shina, this is who Shina is. Okay, we think she's crazy, but that's what makes Shina Shina. And if Rob decided to date Crazy Shina, that's on him and it's not up to Shina to stop being crazy and overbearing for Rob, okay?

Yeah! Yeah! Listen, no one marches in the street for the rights of punching bags. Literally never heard it. No one's like, those poor punching bags, they're punching bags. Yeah, that's what you do. So, Jack's really puts the relationship on the table for us. Oh, ever the gentleman, right? Yeah, Jack's. He's like, the way she talks

about Rob. He created the air that we breathe apparently. I'm like, if so, that bitch would be rich. Because your air smells like Home Depot, sir. What have you been having? He's like, she created the air. It's pressure. Like, you're constantly on a pedestal. What if you fall off? You tell us, Jacks?

I think Jacks is confusing his pedestal with a little bureaucooler car. He's been driving between the partners. I could have heard my arm. So Rob finally shows up. He's like, all right, I guess I got a film with these people. So he gets there and he's like, all right, everyone. We got a boat.

We got paddle boards, there's some bachibals. We got some music. And Jack's just pointed for me. He's like, we got Jits and S. I don't know. I don't know. For me, it's like, I got it. That was funny, I get it.

We also got pillows that say, like, hey, anybody? They're like, no, not gonna work, Brittany. So then this next song is called, day day, day day, day day, day day, day day, day day, day day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day've stayed that for Shep. Oh, oh, oh, sorry. I was thinking more like day. Oh Girl don't don't get me started. Oh The phone is gone. I thought I could beat Ron into day. Oh Day long time and I'm gonna go home That is actually kind of the story of edible room

They want to go home. So speaking of going home, we now go to Stasi's apartment where Katie shows up and so I was like, I made you a drink. Can you fix my bench for me? She couldn't even get the sparklers glued on her goddamn scooter. And you know that that's how Katie is

greeted into everyone's house. I'd be the same way. I'd be like. And you know that that's how Katie is greeted into everyone's house. I'd be the same way. I'd be like, do you know how HDMI three works? Could you make that happen? So Stasi really throws it on the gauntlet. She's like, Katie is handier than any boyfriend I've ever had or anyone's ever had. I was like, oh my god, we are going to have a handyman battle

on this show. Katie versus Rob. This is gonna be amazing. Battle of the Allen wrenches. I hope Katie wins. Well Katie is not gonna win a lot of things, okay. Stas, he's like, Patrick's mean, he wants an okay with my breakdown.

I'm like, oh my God, what a jerk. So Katie goes, you know, like I really like Patrick like like I want to like him. But you can't fit a square peg into a circle hole. She is so handy. I can't believe, you know, she really does know her wrenches. For Sarah, for the whole.

For Sarah Jessica Parker. So we already had to break this week. So we were basically, that's why, do not mow me like I just made a Shay comment. I'm like we're going to do it anyway. So Shay was on SquarePacks. So basically, Stasi is talking about her relationship with Patrick and like, he didn't come around

to fix the badge. And basically, Stasi walks on eggshells when she's talking to Patrick. I mean, the man bun is very intimidating. So I get it. Stasi goes, Stasi goes, I know, it's relationships fucked up. It's like patterns are happening and Katie goes, you said this last time I was here.

I was like, yes, Katie, it's called the pattern. Yeah, with the Katie. Come on, darling, follow along. While you're screw-gunning, while you're screw-gunning, Chaselin gets in here to wash off Katie while she fixes this bent. Chaselin, the chair lady is here for you, Katie. Katie.

So yeah, so basically, Stasi is the side that she's going to go see a tarot reader to figure out what's going on with her in Patrick. Because she's always been into tarot car readers. Tarot, tarot, I don't know. Tarot, the stockies even evil about tarot reading. She's like, I used to fake in high school like I was a tarot reader,

and I would tell like girls, I was like, yeah, the guy from the football team totally likes you. What the fuck? Oh my God, and then that girl got beat up in the showers, and then they dropped pig blood on her head And she like killed everybody in the gym prom, you know asshole Stasi like Stasi caused Kerry. She's like LOL I can sort of imagine Kristen's hand reaching out of any grave honestly

spoiler Oh my god. Oh my god. Can you answer that please? Yeah. Can you please answer that? I did it last time. I don't want to answer it.

I don't know. Who's calling? How about? How about who has somebody answering this? Like it's not ringing anymore. Seriously, what the hell? Somebody answering this? Like what the hell?

Like I'm calling. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, literally, seriously, literally, seriously, seriously, literally, literally, literally. God, I'm so sorry. When I heard that your show was gonna be starting at 9 p.m., I thought it was starting at 11 p.m. And I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to do mind because you wait, I'm just getting on the plane in LA.

Oh my god seriously literally listen copyright lady. Here's what I need you to do I need you to run down to the copyright office We're on a boat that's sinking. We're all gonna die. I want you to call it a skinny girl disaster Okay, that's what I need I need I need there to be clip art of a skinny person Maybe with her head slightly above the water and charge for it. I don't care I don't care if it's like the Titanic if it's a musical musical, maybe it's a Titanic that you drink, like you drink it, then you sink it. Drink it and sink it, skinny girl. Guys, guys, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm tired. I worry about traffic, but I was, am I calling Columbia University or Columbia

country? Like seriously, Columbia Records, like who is this? Like I told you I didn't want those goddamn tapes in your world. Why are you still sending me the tapes? Like seriously, I'm at the middle of the ocean. We don't even have an anchor here and I'm still getting tapes from you. What? What that lady say? Out in the ocean, who's dying from the breath anchor? I believe that she said Dorito. I believe she said Dorito, which is hilarious. I've been called that ever since I was born in Connecticut. Skinny girl, though. Born and raised in Connecticut as my accent portrays.

We call them skinny pop chips. Skinny pop girl chips. Skinny girl pop chips. One moment, one moment. My card you live is here. I'm living here. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Oh! I got so scared, I must go now. I'm terribly sorry, everyone. I will not make it tonight. Literally I'd rather drown. Die. That was so weird. That was so weird. So weird that Gerrit was calling us, but then somehow got past you to Bethany and call on me.

That was so weird. I like that Gerrit works at the UN right now. It's actually the perfect job for her. Look I'm here to represent Germany, Pakistan, Russia, Texas. Hold with one accent. Anywho. Back to the... Back to a really important relationship. James is like, oh yeah, oh girl.

He's like drunk now, so he's just like abusing duck chairs. He's like, hey fuck you, little slut. Whoa, that is the's like drunk now. So he's just like abusing deck chairs. He's like, hey, fuck you, little slut. Whoa, that is the poem's prank, sir. So, Rick, how's that? Do not let him on to TV's playhouse. Cherry is very sensitive. So, Rick, how's that? So, girls, we're talking.

And Lala mentioned you were saying things about her man. It's like, girl, she said, put things about you before girl, whether she's saying. I don't know, you know, skinny hot bitch or something like that. That's so nice. You don't know them all. I do. Five-ball girl. Like, Raquel. The scene's not even over, Raquel. Focus, Raquel. This is a thing about getting down. Yeah, I'm putting you right on me.

Getting back up. For those of us at home, Ronnie has slithered onto the floor and is now back up. He was demonstrating the full and invertebrate character of Rikkel. I mean, really, Rikkel. How does she even stand up? She's like, I'll be outside right now. I'll be outside. Is it raining? No, Rikkel. Come back from Westworld, Rikkel. It's like, bloom, bloom, bloom. God damn, girl. So the whole point of this conversation is she's

like saying, what do you know, you've been saying mean things to Lala and James is like, listen, I'm loyal to Lala, not her man, girl. I threw things in her face that are true. Like she's a slut and she should not apologize for me. You know, but every show. But can't you say that and more of a respectful way? I'll call him out.

What is a more respectful way of saying she's a fucking whore? He's fucking a cross-eyed fat old man. Like, how was there a nicer way to say that? I tried, Ben's parents are here. I couldn't come up with one. But I like that he's like, Google open parents. But I like that in James's version of just being up front with Lala and just sort of like showing her the realities of it.

He's like, I'll call him a big fat man. He's got big fat rose, rose, fatty rose, rose down to fatness rose, rose, high where girl. I'm like, that's not what you say to your friend. If you don't like your friend's boyfriend, there's like some ways you can address it without being like, fat girl, rose, rose, girl, probably blame, girl, fat fat.

See you next Tuesday. Then he does say rose, rose. Rickales just like, that's so nice. I can't support something that's rotten. So back it's sir. Peter's like, look at me. What are you doing here? You have four more lines before we have to pay you extra, Peter. Peter, could you make me a bloody Mary? Peter? It's for you, gadget and the trick. It's a trick. Remember when I did that on your birthday?

Ah, I get to him every time. I was like, what? You guys, I literally forgot this morning. I'm so sad for my parents right now. Adi Mary! Huh? Well, we take a question. Will you clean a chair, Jocelyn?

I don't see these chairs recovered. I'm just kidding. No. So, it's the Surrey opening. It's the Surrey opening. They got new wallpins, how rude. So, so is the survey opening. It's the survey opening. They got new wallpins, new floors. We have been in three days. Flores, computers, phones, olive floors, tablecloths.

Olive, yes, you smell the olive. You're olive is the smell of surf floors. We've read them that podcast out of olives. I'm so glad we've rehabilitated this restaurant. Much have rehabilitated so many broken birds! This restaurant is like a tiny little bird that I've nurtured. I said, hand me your spermatozoa lady at the airport. And then I've implanted that into another lady from Phoenix,

and she gave birth to it, and it was a broken little max bird Look at you little max bird shares. Thank you, Charleston. Charleston's what the fuck did I do? Could you just give me my $10? Your task rabbit time is over lady So That was a very fascinating arc at at pump and now we go back to Big Bear and So that was a very fascinating arc at Pom, but now we go back to Big Bear and up a surre, I should say not Pom, let's keep it correct. So we go over there. Be quiet, broken bass.

Be quiet, broken bass. Be quiet. I know it's very difficult. Wing Ben talks about things nonsenseically, falling off of chairs, making no sense at all. But shut up. Carry on. Carry on. Carry on.

So we go back to Big Bear and she was like, um, if someone could got the bell, a papras No, but shut up. Yeah. Carry on. Carry on. So we go back to Big Bear and she is like, um, if someone could got the bell peppers for me who isn't going to God there, Vingers, that would be a big help, please. Tom's like, not me, bro. Sorry, but it helped you. Ow, still.

Ow, still. Ow, one. She's like, ah, ah, ah. He's like, oh, how'd you cut me from over there? Well, it's crazy. I keep getting cut. I've turned this lake house into Shina Madera. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So watching all these people who have worked in a restaurant

cook like this is just horrifying. Shina opens one of those Costco things of hamburger, OK, it's like a big, it's not even like, you don't even see the big round Yeah, like the big round thing. She just like slams it with the knife and then just don't say. Yeah, I've never done that. Ever. That's the most fun about getting those burger things.

We squish it all out. Rob goes, how's the food, Chino? You want help, dying? And she's like, she's like, nah, that's my job. I'm a girl. You first put, you first put in parallel. Mhhhh. In parallel?

Like, no, she knows that's the wrong song. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe So Tom's hand of all walks in in a plaid shirt. And this is when James is now starting to like too many fireball shots. He is now cheering on. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Justin Bieber came, girl. He's like, dude, it's just a plaid shirt. You know, he was like inside spiraling. Like, I wasn't trying to go for a Bieber look tonight. I wasn't what I visualized.

Ooh. It's like Bieber if he got mashed up at Sleeping Beauty's mom, bro. I like that James goes, whoa, I knew you'd be good with me. Go. And I was like, he's always like coming for me. He's done much worse.

I have to say, I actually thought we're making jokes and everything, but I thought a lot of things that James said, pretty much from here on out, were really gross. And inappropriate. Well, of course, it's like being terrible. It's like being terrible for stinking. What are you gonna do? Bad poop.

You smell bad. It's James. I can be totally mad at poop for stinking, because not all poop stinks in the same way. You're right, I've been mad at poop before you're right. Yeah, I was like, you know, we all get mad at different things. You know, it's like you're like that poop,

you're like, ah, like how many times have to wipe? And you all have been there, okay? So I don't even, so wrong. And so what? So speaking about poop that needs to be wiped away. So true. Jack's is like, she no longer wants to pretend she, that Rob is perfect.

Like, she did the same thing with Shay, like it bitter in the face. Is that how you say that? it bitter in the face. Is that how you say that? Bitter in the face. I've been bitten by the face. That's just the fillers. But before that happens, before that happens, before Jack says that. So now, so James is pretty much just drunk and like walkin' through this cab and just

annoying everything. And so he's like making a new endos about me and then he's like, go, go, go be more talk of his bib. Oh yeah, someone's shushed So everyone's I'm doing that service elevate the show bed on the left. I see you. Yes, broken birds. Yes, the broken birds are tweeting So James just being awful and so Lala's like James just like a hurt human being and I sort of got I thought Lisa Vanderpump was just gonna break through like no it's gonna broken bad not a hurt human Lala I'm here Jocelyn the chair lady has bandages Jocelyn help me fix this broken James bad he brought tonight called Sunt so

important so Rob so she's like Rob when you take Rob, will you take the talk on me? Tell me if it's ready. So he tastes, he's like, oh, Sam. He literally goes, he goes, yup. And she goes, Dennis, ready! I'm like, you're all in the same room. Just Sam, it's on bell peppers, please. Tom, bro. I can't believe he got that boat figured out. Just say, I made some bell peppers, please. He-he-he-he. Tom, like, bro. I can't believe he got that boat figured out.

It's like, what did he do to the boat? Did he glue the boat back together? What was even wrong with the boat? Well, he's like, how does this turn on? Uh, uh. Hello, dude. Hello, dude. Like, tch-tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.

I didn't hay-fax about. Dude, how'd you do that? It's a key. Um, I can't believe-fix about, dude, how do you do that? It's a key. I can't believe he figured it out because he gets everything figured out. I actually like it's like Noah's Ark. How do you know it's gonna rain, bro? How'd I cut myself?

Okay, so James, let's see here. Oh no, I have to say they're eating this delicious meat. Dish. And Rob's like, hey's see here. Oh no, I have to say they're eating this delicious meat. Dish. And Rob's like, hey, hey bro, hey Tom, he's like, Gabba, congrats on Tom Tom. That's a huge deal. You! Shhh!

Doing great work down there. There you go. Bar full of rubble. Yeah. Tom's worked, meanwhile Bar full of rubble. Yeah. Tom Schwartz, meanwhile, wasn't even on this episode. He's like pinned down under slabs of concrete and Tom, Tom, Tom. He's like, oh, Papa, can anyone hear me, Papa? You guys, I know that Tom number two, we just talked about poop.

It's so weird how things come full circle. But Tom number two wasn't in this episode, so I wore my Tom number two shirt I don't know if you recognize this That when I say every fucking thing on the shows from old Navy. I know cuz guess where I shop. Oh Navy online So this is the moon and random circle shirt from old Navy you might recognize this From Tom number two's segments, like every other day. I believe the random circles. I believe it's the phases of the moon.

Not random circles. You think Tom No. 2 knows that? No. Neither do I. He's like this shirt. This is the phases of Monday to Wednesday. Are we still recording? Tom. I love that he got a haircut, but we're still

wearing the same shirt in the interviews. Like he's just never changed his shirt. He's like, phases, man. Baba. Baba, smooths, slunicy, get it, Baba. Um, so yeah, so cheers to Tom O'opney Bar. So James is now like full-ass, someone's like, looks like Jackson's getting left behind at working at Sir Jackson.

Oh, Jackson boy! I'm like, you work there too. Like you DJ in front of a pizza oven, James. Shut up. James goes, what makes your relationship so magical, Sina? I was totally van der pumping, James. I'm so sorry. Like, whoa, why do I like James suddenly?

I'm like, I'm protecting him. No, James is like, I think he's talking to you. He's just trying to start shit up. So James basically turns to, oh yeah, Kassina's so sick of hearing about old men in twin beds. She's like, that's really funny, because I'm gonna be thinking about it. Rukkel, like Jackson be Rukkel's dad.

Baaah! As they both laugh awkwardly, like ha. No, it's laughing. Jackson's like Ricky Mutor is like, da da da da da da da da da da da da. He's like, Ricky, Ricky, ha. No one's laughing. Jack's like Ricky Mutor is like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da relationship, some magical hole face. And Brittany goes, well, what makes your dimples so deep? Oh, so, so, so. And then she starts doing this random Asian thing. What is she doing? I think that was just her laughing.

No, she goes, no, she goes, I'm a Asian. No, no, she goes, James, what made your dimples so deep in your chin? Ha, ha, ha. So I'm the asshole. Yeah. Shocker. D-d-C.N. How rude. I'm a horrible human being, sorry.

So now James is at the end of this picnic bench situation, and he's getting all touchy and feeling with Lala and Giggly, which is really inappropriate because Rick Hell is right there. And she's like, this is weird. I just barely got through the Logan era. And now we're at Lala. Look, Rick Hell sleeps behind in IKEA, Chinese screen,

on the floor of a mattress in some old game-man's house with James. I cannot feel for Rick Hell. Like, I'm sorry, I can't. So, James is like flirting with Lala. I love how once you start loving somebody, you start turning their assault into love. You're like, oh, that James. He's like, whew!

Well, I think the problem is that like all the affection that he shows to Logan and Lala, he doesn't show it in a hotel. I mean, Rick L is always the one. They're always, she's just sitting here like this, you know? Well that's why. She needs to be powered on or something. Raquel is the tea towels from Katie Sweating basically.

She's just sitting there like, I have something written on me, but I can't read it. It was on my tea towel. So James starts like doing his flirting thing. Where he's like, I can rap girl. So he's like, I can't, I'm not gonna try. It's from the show, not making it up. No, I know, that's not my thing.

Just kidding, patty the funny. Spatty the poem, I'm like, remember when James rap? Hi, you don't know, I'm at a punk. So James starts rapping, he's like, this girl, L-A-L-A-S-K-E-N-T-D-O, do you know what it's spelt, man? I'm like, man? Like what? It's your name, good.

Now you're just spelling things badly. What are you even talking about? C-A-I-L-F-O-R-N-I-A-R-O-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L- 50 cents, can I eat now? So after dinner, the gang relocates the couches and robs like so We're gonna go play some games and she goes And for those people who don't watch Vanderbump rules or who did not see it I actually got the audio so for anyone, so for anyone who's like, anyone who's like, what is this crazy voice they do? We want to show that this is a real voice.

This is Shina getting excited about games. So here we go. Everyone listen, everyone listen. So we are going to play some games. Game! Game! Game! So, um, we are going to play some games. Games! So, we are going to play some games! Games! Games!

Games! Games! They call me DJ Games Kennedy. Games! Games! Britney's like my prom baits here. To go, geez, Britney. Games!

So, they do this thing with a okay, I'm working on a hot guy Girls us boys something in the boys. I'm just on my own the girls. I'm boys something in the boys They's something in the robes amazing Never have I ever wait. That's a double negative isn't it? Oh wait Never did I ever minus six years. So Ariana has the first question, which is just like, that's a game about like provocative questions.

Would you believe that girls are doing provocative questions now? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Me, count just Luan asking these questions. Did you guys know that Luan Delisaps the buckhole doll. Crambs, rejected her plea deal that Luan delisps the buckles off? Grrames! Rejected her plea deal. Luan!

That is Balsey! Luan, I don't think that Luan, I mean I don't think that Luan's even denied hitting a cop A. Fucking if somebody else is hotel room, who does that? And then threatening to kill all the cops. She's like, no I'm not taking that video. Well, I'm sorry I have a cabaret date, so I guess I'll just have to fight it. She's like, I will not take that plea deal, but I will take dessert.

Thank you. It's like, what? Well, are you living in crazy? I want to introduce everyone to my legal counsel, Mr. Tomitune. He's like, hey guys, games. Everybody just warps. So Ariana asks the question to Rob. She goes, have you ever been to a swingers party? And if not, are you interested?

And Rob's like, no, because I really like my dick. And I don't want it falling off. I want to keep it attached if possible. And she's like, I like it too. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm like, well, let's all take a stand against Leprecy. Wow, isn't that brave? So proud of you all.

Way to make a parade. Yeah. I said, that's really good. That's really good. Really good. That's like so good. Take a parade. Yeah. Check out the second, second, second, second, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank, thank We both sing the ice storm and eating Raoul. I don't want to fuck my wife. I don't want to fuck her.

So, hmm. We don't have a while. Where am I? I don't know. So now we learn. I'm like, we learn. We learn a box. We learn that Tom and Arianna are having sex again.

That's nice. Cheers to them. And now Tom has a question for a lot of the currents in the Rocky For like she's like she's ways to do She's wasted shouting back like you like you in the Rocky horror pictures She's reading she's reading just so clip. Yeah With love Clip so I like that James is, I've got a question in the game.

Has every owner ever experienced multiple, oh, castle. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She's like, yeah, it's like since when last week, just last week, you were making ice castles with your vagina. What happened in one week? She got so turned on by Tom cutting himself at the general store Whoa Tom that was great. Do that again. Did you see the clip from Alpine liquors? So so now Tom asked Slug question Tom's like dude

Have you ever had to kick someone out of your bed the morning after dude? And before Lala can even answer, James is like, oh, a million times, I can answer that for a hundred million times, she's such a slaughter. So, it's like you fucking asshole. Like, that's just like, not now, not these days. Well, and he's basically saying that it was him, right? He's like, oh, I can answer that.

I'm like, yeah, because she couldn't even go through with boning you. Don't you remember that storyline? Why do people bring this stuff up on air? Like it was embarrassing enough the first time. I didn't remember Telly broke it up again, or Telly brought it up again. So now James and Loller,

just like now they're like lying on the couch, rolling like being like cutely and tickling and all that stuff. Kicking their feet up in the air. And we're all like this. What are you doing, babe? Look, it's a treasure box. What are you doing, babe? It's not real.

It's like, I'm not feeling lollah. I'm not feeling lollah right now. Okay. I'm having a conversation with lollah. She's like, ehm. So then the song is, there's something about your aura. There's something paranormal about it. This is truly like the royalty-free there's something about your aura. There's something parallel normal about it. This is truly like the royalty free kitty Perry right here.

You guys, there's not enough words in English. On Tyro card, we uh, and your uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that doesn't rhyme people from Vanderpump rule. Teenage fortune. New man. I told Kady Perry once that she was a superstar and she became one crazy. It's like, oh, your bitch and your bitchiness backfired, Stasi. I almost said she and that because I wrote now.

So Stasi, Stasi and Katy are at the Tower of Cartoon Readers place. Um, I think it goes. I want to live here. This is totally where Hansel and Gretel got almost got eaten. That's not going to really add to the curb appeal on house hunters. Like, yeah, which lives here. She ate children in the oven. It's near the center of town. Number one, house number two. Kids got eaten by some fat lady.

House number three has great closets. Yeah, that's what the woman in the first's a woman in her cell who lives there. So, Stasi and Gady are the tarot car videos place. This woman, her name is Angie, I believe, and she has a cat named Betty White. So I like her. I know it's a yapping dog, okay. It was a dog?

Yes, you know why? Because this is the dog. Rough, rough, rough, rough, rough. Cats don't do that. Yeah. She's like, this is Betty White. You can't do that. You can't just say look. It's Betty White in my house No, okay, you can't wait for Betty. Which Betty White is still with her Betty White still alive, right? Yes, Betty White is still alive

And with us and in fact our special guest tonight Betty White So they started doing the tarot card reading that started doing the fortunes and she dies This is where Betty White finally dies. So Stasi, she's too soon. She's not dead, it is not too soon. You just willed it. It's too pretty soon. It's too pretty.

So the first thing we learned from these cards is Stasi's meant to have a baby, so that's terrifying. Sorry, society. And yeah, Dossie's like, I've always been worried that I couldn't have children because I had this very serious mental condition where I didn't ask holes. And basically, it's like sort of like a nothing scene.

The tarot card reader is basically like, I'm looking, you're with a guy, he has a man bun, and it's not gonna work out. So. I see love around you, but I also see uncertainty. Well, thanks. Here's like, here's my scooter. Here's my feet that bench that Katie just fixed. So now we go back to Big Bear. And now James.

Yeah, Big Bear, I have like five paragraphs in the Betty White House. I was like, I'm going through the tower. You're right, you're right. You're going through the tower. I'm following you, but Betty White's here. So now we're a big bearer, and James has gone from being wasted to being wasted.

I want a party with you guys, OK? Want a party with you guys? I'm gonna tell you something. You might like that. You know it's bad when you just come in and be like, don't forget this country was made from people like me! I'm like, please tell me they weren't talking about Hamilton right before this. Please tell me.

Look, James, giving small pots on blankets to people does not make you a pilgrim. Okay. Just makes you a dirty motherfucker. Paste him, Rand, and get your own apartment. How about that? So Tom pulls Jack's aside. It's time for Tom to give a piece, give a like a heart to heart. And he's pulling Jack's side. James, like, Jack's coming out, you piece of shit in! Jack, I love when Jack's is the soper one. He's like, Jack's like,

Tom, come into the bedroom. Tom's like, all right right, Belle. And they go lay on the bed. And Jack says, dude, I'm so proud of you. Like, you've done so much. You own 3% of something. I jerk off and watch shows from the 90s. And Tom's like, I know, Belle, we used to be roommates. Like, what's your point? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, so basically, Jack's like, I'm calling on Ricky

to calm myself. And I's like, I'm calling on Ricky to calm myself. I'm tired. I'm tired. I can't party hard anymore. I can only drink like 12 beers on a Wednesday night. 15. I don't get women praying anymore. Her test came back negative.

It's just not the same anymore. I like that, Jack's like, I'm old. This is a Jacks. He's like, I'm old. Like, this is a storyline today. He's like, I'm old man, Jacks. So he's like saying all these old things. He's like, I'm going to be 38. I'm Gast. Beat. Bound.

Because I lost it. Like, you're Gast? Where did you get that? Is it, are you trying to come up with the old things to say, is it because it's the scooter episode? So Thomas comes to him for his friend and he's like, dude, dude, I want you to start thinking about like, I want you to do that.

I'm gonna help you. I want to start thinking about like, what's gonna happen to you? He's like, no, man. It's too hard for an old man like me. I'm hitting my, I'm 48 now. I have just aged in the past minute and I don't think I can do that.

It's like, dude, we're not gonna bartend at Sir, forever and ever, never. You know that, right? I was like, oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Only because you're gonna get fired first. Somewhere at least, I've had a pump as tenting your fingers like you will.

I own your soul in my middle-end for a full of business and souls. I'd like to welcome our new bartender, Charleston Linda Cherklinga lady. More! Jacks is like, darn it! Jacks is like, I feel like Matt Locke. I'm like, no, he had a job.

Okay, and a suit. Stop trying to be old. And also, that's from the 80s. So, get with your 90s sitcoms, Jacks. So, back in the main room, James is wasted still, and he's like, that's place I'm Tuttadegu. Tuttadegu, our darey honor to lick Lala's nippoos. So they're like, oh, James is wasted.

Is that true? Yes. I'm looking through, I see a bunch of lines and Jacks going, my future, I don't have a college degree. Because that's what's, that was, that was all of the things. That's what's holding him back. I agree. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So she was like, I'm gonna brush my teeth. I got out of my throng. I'm gonna use our collocate. I mean it's his collocate, but like we like to use it together. So he's like, I like to use crest because it tells me we're at that with this relationship.

So Lama knows better than to fight with the drunk person, OK? So now she's like, James is wasted. I'm going to start screaming in yelling while she is sleeping with her stupid man. He can fix the boat. Doesn't have to do anything. It's a blade air.

She didn't have to do anything. Is she an almost-questioned death every night? No. Lava is bitter, OK? Why are you going to start screaming at James now? You have all that. Because the reason why is she's like, I think we should maybe start,

like, want me introduce some rules to this truth or dare, so it doesn't get out of hand. He's like, well, are you talking about Nala? Shut up, shut up, shut up! And she's like, you know what, you shut the fuck up. Stop yelling at me, stop being an asshole. New wave feminism, I'm here, I'm Lala. I got hoopier rings on, and I'm gonna take you down.

And she's like trying to explain, like you know you can't, like you get a drink and you it's not fair, it's not nice that you like take jabs at me, you can't do that, and he just walks away. Well, first Ariana goes, pump the brakes. And then Lala's like, the problem I have with you and James walks off and she's like,

oh my God, see if that's what I'm talking about, he just walk away, because I thought you were talking to every Hona. And then he's like, oh my God, see if that's what I'm talking about. It's a walkway because I thought you were talking to Ariana. I mean, I was serious. He's like, what? Where am I? What did I do? It's like he's finally like ready for it. Mommy, is George back?

No. Oh. I know, recipes truly, recipes truly. His mom's like, texting him, she deserves to be barren. Just let her go. We were talking about that with someone. James' mother is evil. Yeah.

So she's like saying, no, I'm talking to you. These are my feelings. You know, what, save you talk for someone who cares. Good. Good. So now she's just like, pitch. She's like, what a little bitch. You know, she goes, it's really not fair,

because you're with Raquel. And he goes, so what, what do you mean? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah. So she's like, you're being such a bitch and she goes, hey, change your attitude. I'm like, the way he was like talking to her was making my blood boil.

I don't like when anyone talks to a lover like that, but like, don't talk to a woman like that. You change your attitude. You're the one screaming at her. She's not the crazy one. You shut up. So then you're like, you're like, I'm the bad. The bad.

Here I go. I'm the bad. I'm the movies. Let's go out to the movies and have some quiet time. Rob Slavery. I feel like Sina's just the dancing popcorn in those things at the beginning of the movie. By the way, one of our... Actually two or three of our listeners here in the crowd told us beforehand that they paused the scene at this point. And we're like, you know what? When when when she was like I gotta go to sleep the clock in the background said like

9 p.m. the crap ends listener's row is watching jacks is like god it's so late I'm so old I'm really glad we got them on that so the james and lala fight basically she's like I'm going to sleep, rob me to sleep, he's going to save the world in seven minutes, I'm timing it. And this is what I was like, you are in Jameson the Cueo Hall, to Cure Hall, he's like, you all. And then in the middle of this, he then's like, I know what will shut up a woman, I will hug her now. He's like, hey, you need a hug, yeah, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, I'm like, don't be patronizing.

Okay, Lawless, I'm trying to talk to, and you can't shut her up by hugging your ear and being like, it's gonna be okay, girl. No, no, no. James says, what do you want from me then? And Mom, I go, what do you think? I'm like, I don't know, but I can't wait to hear the answer. I also can't wait to hear the guess.

It's so much right now. And then Britain, James goes, you're just mental because you're just busy with this hilarious. And then Britain goes, hey, I think you're great, but I saw you go up to her right now and you've done things and he goes,

well, everyone's seen your boyfriend doing things and she's like, whoa, this is a light cast. I'm going to bed with the goat, good night. I'm going out of there. So like, you think I don't have to deal with, I just got my mother and my bitch sister out of town. I ain't gonna listen to it from you, sir. Yeah, then he has the balls to say,

treat me with some fucking respect if you want some goddamn respect. Like, all those people who are like, James is so funny and nice this season. I'm like, I hope you listen to that quote. It's like the worst to read the Franklin song I've ever. James Kennedy does pump sessions volume three, trim with some respect. Wiggy, wiggyiki wiki wiki pizza oven

She's like what you want. I'm what respect to why can't you give me respect? It's like a wreath of Franklin get off the stage It's like through and he brings a chain chains go If you walk chain chain chain, I better chain chain chain when you chain chain chain chain We're going right on the freeway Goon so Lologas let's have a conversation like friends do. Are we friends or not, homie? I'm not. No, we're not.

He walks away. He says no. So then, it's such a dick. I wrote quiet lake. I just want somebody to get murdered. Everything I write about is really important. Where is Jason Corin? He's just sitting there with his machete.

He's like, this is great. I love it. I love it. Whatever. It's Jack. Actually, Jack's is like Jason Borgens. Jason Borgens is long on a baby like, I'm old, man. I can't kill these people I used to.

My back hurts. Jack says Jason Borgens 38 years ago. Or 44 minus the six. So, oh my god, I did math. 38 years ago, or 44 minus the six. So James, oh my god, I did math. So James is like, what lolos walking around thinking she's back up, then everyone. I love when he whips out his cockney. He's like flowers, flowers, the bright and spankful mudler in the plain girl.

I don't blame her. I don't blame her. I don't blame her for saying she come from the high life But when the Range Rover is not there when the Chanel is not there the private jet's not there She doesn't have a high life anymore. Go. I'm like, yeah, but she hasn't now so just like let her have it Yeah, earn your job. I feel like really I'm mad at my Range Rover like who cares how I got it. I'm in one But it's like so but like what about your Range Rover? He's mad from the floor mattress behind the fact that he's screen. He's like, oh the Range Rover. I'm like work harder James

So let's see Rick Hell's like um you're antagonizing her It's Raquel 12 Now she's sucking on a retainer. I don't know what's going on with Raquel, but I'm loving even watching her in all these issues. She's like, it's probably dip. It's not like her retainer. She's like, it's her. Those Taco Bell Doritos shows.

I'm like, this is the most expression I've ever seen from Raquel. I'm so glad we got to come to the Big Bear branch of Toka Madera. It's not. I'm supposed to like, to come to the Big Bear branch of Toka Madera. It's not. I'm so sick of Toka Big Bear. If anybody talks about Toka Big Bear, I'm gonna have a fight. So, Raquel finally stands up for herself.

Listen, you're antagonizing her, and I don't like that you're always touching Lala. It's not right. And he's like, But good, that's passion and friendship. Good, that's passion. That's all passion. That only a DJ at a casual lounge on Tuesday night could have for hostess at the same casual lounge.

She goes, what would you do if I was on the couch with some guy rolling around and laughing? He's like, try to fuck him, get a range river, what would you do? She's like, that's not the right answer, James. He's like, I'll give you shit every time you're with the guy. Okay, I get what you mean, old talk to her. I'm like, don't talk to her. That's enough talking. Sheenah needs her sleep. Yeah. Because then, Rick Helfer, for all of Rick Helfer's progress, he's like, go get F Amiga. He makes like, go get her. He makes her go get Lala. It's like Raquel, these are your moments where you can take a stand.

She's like, okay. She's like, man, quiet. He has to drive the boat all day tomorrow. Where is Rob going in the boat? It's a lake. It's gonna be a real island. Where's he going? Where's he going in this?

Where is he going? Where is he going in this? Where is he going? Where is he like, did he, was he chartering a cruise to go from like, the left side of the dog to the right side? Well, for anybody who's worried about what's happening with Tom and Arianna's sex life, they show a close-up of Tom just using electric toothbrush. I'm like, I love this show. It's like blah, blah, blah, blah, Tom's like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,, Tom's like me. Yeah, bro. Bro. And then he drops that one also. Dude. Oh, I stepped my tongue.

Oh. Ariana, I'm bleeding. Tom, it's toothpaste. Oh. Oh. So this is why I love anybody starting fight with James, because James just goes solo and it doesn't even make any sense, but it kind of does too. Like he's making, he's like a puzzle that's put together,

but you're like, hmm, I don't like kittens. Why did I buy this puzzle? Yeah, if you're really bad. So they're fighting outside and I'm like, you come for me, step off the curb, cut your face, pig, cap in the ass, or whatever. And James is like, oh, what? I'm so sorry, I called you fat man, fat man.

Fat man? Fat man? Who looked at the light in the sky? No, it's not fat man. It's fat No, it's not Batman. It's Batman! Because it's Fart! It's Fart! Big old fat man. And then they get into like a moment of like a sit down, you sit down, sit down, you sit down. They just cut the jacks and the bed being like, uh, raky raky raky raky raky. Raky raky.

Jack's ghost. This is the bee thing. Yeah. He goes, I'm in a really fragile state right now Projects he's so fragile with that week back on the queen bed. Yeah And she knows like Rob is gonna sleep on the garage I was like, do I need to turn on the car? What do you like? Well, thank you. At least you amount for say and for rob. You guys are fair.

You're a fair crowd. I'm gonna be mad. So, so Jackson, he's losing it. But they're continuing to fight outside, okay? He just like, they're going nuts. James is like, la la, I have a negative on for you on your man because he put the woman I loveav in jepati, in jepati! And for a moment, I had like a fantasy of la la actually appearing on Jeopardy

What is la la for 400 plays? Guess what, you can't define it. You ask a question, am I gonna pop a cap in your Alex Trebek mask? Alex fuck back? You a la la. It's like the worst job for me ever. So they're just yelling stupid things. And then it's like next time, and it's like Jack's almost dies.

I was like, shut up. You can't just recover, Cherith, and then kill Jack. Like, this show needs to get on. They're like this week. It's about scooters. Next week's Jack's dies. He has to architectize the end.ice, he has to architect the end. Well, but significantly right at the end there,

the cliffhanger is James confessing his love for Lala. James is like, I've loved you. So you have to understand that Lala, I've loved you. She's like, well, our friendship's gonna change. I have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend. He's like, but why? He's like, well, why do you think James? He's like, oh, because we'll Kale? Yeah. Is that a like, but why? He's like, well, why do you think James? He's like, oh, because we'll kill. But his name, Raquel, it sounds weird when I say it. Raquel, Raquel.

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And he's like, yes, but you never shot the fuck up. I just like, bye. Bye. So the next time Jack's on the side and she and he goes, I don't laugh somebody, I'm outside. Mah! Mah! Mah! MAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You guys are so patient. That was a long ass recap.

That was you guys, but Reckel really did sit around for a long time. It was a lot to cover and we knew that we were in a safe place where we could harp on every single movie. That's based. Okay, can I ask a question now that it's the end? And I know this has been so long but I really have to know because today you know I'm in New York and there's signs everywhere. It's like, look, models or whatever. So I'm driving and I see GG, fucking GG everywhere. The regular one, not the other one.

Sir, of course, the one, not the other one, Bella, you know, she's dead. Adolone. She died with Betty White and Jacks on that boat. So GG is in all these things, because, you know, she's a super model, but I don't leave my house, I don't care. I don't have to see anything.

Do you know who's a super model? Mario. So now I'm in. I don't care. I don't have to see anything. Do you know who's a super model? Mario. So now I'm in Canada. I'm like, oh my God, it's Gigi. And then there's all these other models and stuff to you. Because it's like posters. Here's my question. Is wet hair like a thing now?

The girl? Is that what it is? Girls are like, look, my hair's wet. I'm like, your Gigi hadeed. Someone can dry your hair. Why is everyone's hair wet? You clear Kim Kardashian did it and clearly you have not seen Doreet's latest looks. It's a wet look PK. It's a wet look. Everyone's tinfoiled. Anyhow, you guys have been an amazing audience.

Thank you guys for coming. Thank you for my friends and family. Now just a heads up, we are going to do an after party at Pizza Beach and you never know who you might find there. That's all I'm going to say. But Pizza Beach has made fun, has made famous on Summer House. So it's like a few blocks away from here. So if you want to hang out, we're going to pizza beach We'll probably get we'll probably get there in like half an hour 45 minutes because we got to do some stuff here So go there. We want to see everyone, but thank you again so much. We cannot believe this on our power This has been absolutely amazing. Good night everyone!

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