Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted

Episode Date: May 16, 2018

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens? I'm wrong? She was. What's wrong? She was. What happens when this all happens? What happens when this all happens? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch Your Crappens. A podcast about all their crap. We just love to talk about on Bravo.

Let's just be like to talk about it. We like to watch it. That's just what we do. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and Bant Blender podcast. Joining me, as always, is the Geralis and hilarious Ronnie Kerr from Rosepricks Bachelor podcast and trashtalktv.com. What's up Ronnie? Geralis is such a Katie word, Ben. Yeah. Well, you know, expanding my syllables. You've really changed yourself from the past year because like you took inventory. Yeah. Thank you for taking a Benventory of your life and realizing I'm

Garilouf. I just wasn't happy with who I was and I just realized I can't sweat the small syllables. I have to look at the base syllables. Hi, everyone. We are obviously going to be talking about part two of the Vanderpump rules, season six reunion. We're going to get to that in a moment, but of course before we do that, we have our normal housekeeping, which is first and foremost saying thanks for stopping by and listening.

Second of all, we have all sorts of live shows. Some are already on sale, like Phoenix and San Francisco, which are next month. At Phoenix, we are going to be talking about Real Housewives of New York. It'll be our first ever live recap of the current season. And then two days later, we're gonna be talking about Southern Charm in San Francisco.

But even more excitingly, maybe not more excitingly, maybe laterally, lateral movement of excitement, we just announced that we have four cities that were going to this fall, our fall tour. Those tickets go on sale later this week. Nashville is going on sale on May 17th, which will be Thursday. Those tickets go on sale at 4 p.m. Eastern and then on May 18th Which is Friday at noon Eastern tickets are going on sale for our shows in New York City for shows in Denver and for shows in Seattle so Definitely go be by your computers when those go on sale because they may sell out you never know New York has a history of doing that. So go do that and have fun with that.

Also, Ronnie has been really great at designing some limited edition merchandise for you all to enjoy. He created some t-shirts in the style of Lala's picture, I guess she had. Pagina, Pagina, Pussy Power. Now, it's the, give them a lot of shirt, but it's me and Ben's face. And yes, it's my whole face. Get off my ass.

Yeah, it's, those are, give them Ben Ron. So get your Ben Ron shirts. All of these things, by the way, tickets, merchandise, whatever, just go to watchocrapins.com. That's like your hub and from there, you'll find the links to everything you need. And lastly, we just started doing a new digital series for this cool app called TV Party.

It's an app where you can sort of watch TV and comment about it with other fellow fans, et cetera. So we have an original series on there. It's called So Much That Crappens. And if you download the app, TV Party, It's free. It's a free app. You just download and Look for us under the original series tab or category or whatever. Oh my god. We're just like Netflix. Yeah, we're basically like a Netflix original except for TV party Twitter. Yeah, and we have a robot that follows us around in space. Oh Yeah, and we have a robot that follows us around in space. Oh

My god, I wish Parker Posey was like just being mean to us all the time Maybe we should have like the Demi Gorgon are come hang out with us sometime. We'll just have all sorts of Netflix crossovers, you know Like wild-walled country like no one from safe no one from safe from watching that show no safe I don't know know. I don't even name on you that so shame on you for Wasting eight hours of my life. I'm so mad at Dexter right now. I don't even know what safe is It's a new show starring Dexter, okay, and it's basically Dexter doing this lot That's a sound like a face sounds like shepp his face is like very shepby like I can imagine him being like harsh. I feel like The the Dexter guy I forget his name, but I feel like the Dexter guy should like have a staring contest with Michael what's the name Michael Shannon? No, what's his face? They should just stare at each other

You know the guy the bad guy from shape of water. He's a bad guy and everything. Oh, yeah, I love that guy They should just stare at each other and just like be surly with their eyes and see who blinks first. Well, the guy from boardwalk empire has more buggy eyes and the Dexter has more like, you know, closed eyes, but they both have kind of the same lips where they're like,

boom, boom. Yeah, you feel like that, like, it's like, yeah, Michael Shannon was like, really mean to the fish thing in the shape of water, but you feel like that like it's like yeah Michael Shannon was like really mean to the fish thing in the shape of water but you feel like Dexter could have stepped in and been like okay now it's my turn to be mad at the fish eating eggs well Dexter was the serial killer so it's like true you would kill Michael Shannon because Michael Shannon was a bad guy he only killed bad guys well that's true but Dexter also was like the team gay on six feet under. So he was no tame gay, that's for sure.

Oh, I only watched the first season. I only watched the first season and I was like, he's a tame gay and then I was like, I'm done. He's a gay in a sweater, but he was not tame. Oh my God, that guy. He was a wrecking ball. Oh, like every body on that. So he was a wrecking ball gay.

Okay, well, that's good to know. I'll revise my opinion up. Either way, he and Michael Shannon should definitely have like a brutally, brutally surly moment together. Okay, I'm down for that. Yeah. So if you want your tickets to Michael Shannon and just kidding. All right, let's get on to pump rules. Let's get on with it. Let's get on with it. Let's get on with it. None of these like fan fiction moments between these two actors. So here we are back at the reunion

and where we last left off, Sheena had to go running into the dressing room because Jack's made her cry. So she's like, all right, I need a minute. I just, I'm sorry, I need a minute. My father died! I needed my friends! I'm just looking for love for a second. You have no, you are standing on quicksand, Sir Jacks. You do not get to just suddenly say what you need from everybody. Yeah, and do not knight him. Do not knight Jacks. He is not Sir Jacks.

Not, oh, they're just giving him away these days. Not this week, not Royal Wedding Week, okay? like he does not, she is not getting nighted, not on our watch, okay. Well, we're at a Royal Wedding where ladies of London are showing up to talk about it. So I think we're at that point. Yeah, well, what's her face, Julie Montague has been really, like she's every, I think maybe NBC is using her

for some sort of like light wedding coverage. She was on the today's show with Megan Kelly. And so she posted something on Instagram that was like, what a great time with Megan Kelly talking about the royal wedding. You know, it almost reminds me of my dream of having the BBC call me up and say, Hey, why don't you cover the royal wedding for us too? I'm like, okay, that's a little blatant. Let's like calm down now, Julie, just like submit a red. I'd like to I'd like to fix her her on her head and like a terrible head stare It's like a crooked head staring doing it like here. I'm selling the markable

So just be there on the front lines their little microphone just like shaking. Oh my god. Oh my god The maker of job balls, now introducing weddings. Okay, it's time tonight, Jackson. Yeah, and if by the way, Jackson, Jason, Kouchy, couch. If you guys have no idea who Julie Montague is, may I recommend watching Ladies of London, seasons one through three?

Anyway, so, Jack. And also, as Gina would say, Fuck you for that. I texted Meghan Markle. She can read it over and over again. Happy wedding to Prince Harry. God, I'm really not feeling good today. It's been a rough day.

So I'm going to read that text. She must set me a couple of years ago. Sorry, your dad died. Oh, I'm literally the dad. Sorry, your dad died. Sorry, dad, dad. Sorry, dad, dad. Oh, my God, thanks for writing that down. Woof.

Yeah, that was, she knew, those she knew text messages, they really stick with you, you know. Her choice of emoji, so strong, like, she didn't just choose like the heart, she chose the heart that had like little hearts around it. Yeah, and the guy like flexing his muscles. Yeah, and it was so necessary to include the flamenco dancer. That was like, oh, it's really a time for celebration. The two so girls standing next to each other.

If we had chorus lines, remind you that like everyone's here, let's support you. Look, these girls are almost doing scissors. Ah, sorry, bad bad. I send you that creepy sun with the eyeballs, but I did it to remind you that every day is a near day. Well, this is not the first time we'll be going over emoji, you know, emoji communication on this show today. It's coming back. Don't you worry, everybody. Yeah. So Ariana comes back and Andy asks, and his, and he's that guy you never,

you never want your house on fire if Andy's the only person he can help you. Cause he's just like his eyes kinda scrunched. And he's like, is she okay? Yeah. Like, geez, thanks a lot. Yeah, he's basically like, so like, what did you do?

Like, did you leave the crockpot on, huh? Huh? Hey, crock pot on huh? Huh? Hey crock pot that got left on tell me about your boobs Some crock pots cook slow and some cook hot Let's take a look back at what this crock pot did to this house in Pittsburgh Crock pot from Crocks a hatchy wants to know how to make your boobs Crackpot from Quatsa Hatchee wants to know. How about your boobs? Pressure cooker, it looks like you got some work done.

Yeah, well, I added in some functionality so I can make yogurt now. Nice. Lose, I guess she okay, and then Ariadah says, well, her lashes came off, so. And he's like, oh, and Jackson's just like, you can't even keep a boy from. I know, I'm just wrong.

I know, I'm a bad guy. I know, I'm just wrong. I know, I'm a bad guy. I know, I'll just shut up. Yeah. I know I'm bad. It's like committing a crime and apologize. Like, boom, boom, boom, boom. Guilty, you're on her guilty, guilty. It's all my childhood.

It's all because of my childhood, you're on her. Yeah, he does that. He's guilty, you asshole. He does that guilt-trip-mortem thing. Like, it's just the worst. Like, oh, no, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I'm wrong. So, she na-finally comes back comes back and Andy's like so just to clarify Sheena did actually text you and then texted Brittany every single day to check in on you

He's like, yeah, I'm like wait a second That's like legitimate checking in like if if she is checking in via Brittany that counts because there is a school of thought But some people don't want to bother you in these moments. They'll send something subtle and then they're like, I'll let you come to me. I don't want to probe. I don't want to make you feel a certain sort of way. If you're not like they're emotionally yet or you may be having a nice day and I come in and be like, how are you feeling? I don't want to bring you down. So as much as, yes, Gina is self-involved and most likely was really just carrying more

about her snapchats, I think the fact that she was texting, she texted Jacks and then was texting Brittany every day is legit and Jacks needs to take several seats. And for sure, you know, Gina probably didn't even know what she was doing half the time to be fair. Like half the time she probably thought she was sending in mods for orders. Like, ranch on the side, Joe. Oh, that was for Jacks. Well, he can read that over and over. So then Andy's like, uh, she know you okay? She goes, no, but I'm a professional. I have a digital television show and I'm a theater actress and once again, so I'm gonna show him my on. Let's go on.

Yeah, but I said, too, Andy got there. It's not about me. It's about the larger show and Bravo at large. It's about theater, Andy. It's about the theater. Don't rain on my parade. Too late. Up, there's a two eyelash alarm fire that just went off in my dressing room.

Well, I'm a professional, Andy. I got some silver duct tape and they're back on. I'm a professional. I handle things professionally. I'm a... You don't better. She knows this, I'll push. So, Andy's like, so, Lala, you're still with that fat old dude. You've been denying over the years the allegations that your boyfriend was married, but it seems

like, hmm, maybe he was married when you left that crotch pod on in the house. And she's like, um, excuse me, but when I'm at Rand, I said, Rand, I said, Ram, and I was like, Ram, you know, he's not, he's too fat to be computer memory. Okay. And this is, I'm an overweight person. I'm allowed to say fat everybody triggered ass out of my thing. So she's like, when I'm at Rand, he had a legal separation. So how did I do anything wrong?

Tell me that Andy. Tell me how I did anything wrong. We'll see Pa, what's it is. Yeah, she was getting very salty here. And then Andy's like, so who is actually net Russell? Everyone's like racist. They're like, hey, he's a great guy. Yeah, we play poker with him.

You know, a rough, yes, a lot of people. Sorry, but I said Russell and it's Randall. Well, it's Randall. It's Randall Randall. I know, but if you're in the know, his name is Rand. That's what you did. Lawlock keeps saying Rand, like Rand,

Rand, like, you know, like if you're getting an Atlas, you get a Rand McNally Atlas. Can I buy a white? You don't have to buy a white. So you know, I don't know. brand group. We keep reading documents about the Vietnam War. Car or some watching that documentary. Oh, so Lala, okay, I have to just

give a general about Lala. I'm not liking that Lala gets the main housewife chair right next to Andy. And it's just acting like she completed something in life because she's fucking this old fuck friend like this long. I can't she's fucking this old fuck for it, like this long. I can't with that. I'm up for everybody fucking whoever they want. I'm not slut shaming, sex shaming anything, but that is not what you do to win.

Like, that's not fair. It's not fair. I know, I think, well, it's weird because she's actually sat there the last few reunions when they pull her in, she gets a very close seat. It's weird that she got such a high priority seat, but if you think about that whole side of the room, it was like Lala and then James and then... On the...

Lacy Kay they crest on. Yes, Lacy Kay didn't do enough this season to warrant first share, but you'd think, but I still think that Stasi should be up there because I feel like at the end of the day, it's still this show, the pillars are still Stasi and Jack's as much They hate to say it like they like the way that like Neenie can do nothing in a season or Bethany and still wind up in the center Stasi should be there like not blah blah. Yeah, they're the pillars the pillars of the home or even maybe sheena maybe even sheena maybe even Sheena. You can make it a lot. But when he said who's met who's met a rand at Tom Nobbert, he goes me. He's super charming. He's like Charlie Brown sister Lisa. Whenever she whenever she sees Linus and then hearts just start going

off. Is it Linus that she loves and hearts just start going off. Is it Linus that she lives? And hearts just start going off all over her head. That's that's on number two. Shut up on number two. We know you like his house. So then Lisa Van Pum's like, tell the story about who watches the show. And so Lala's like, oh, so that's what I found out about from Randall. So Martin Scorskyo, he loves the show. She didn't even have the respect to Colin Martin. She's like Marty. Marty Scorskyo. The party Scorskyo. Yeah, he loves that.

He's a real good fella. Get it? Scorskyo. Hey, Marty, she's she's she's she's she's she's and Divina. She's she's since things of New York. You see, she's Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, Skuse, band of pimp rules, just is not compute to me. If he's watching it, it's because he doesn't understand his new universal remote. He's like, how do I change this channel? All right, I guess I'll watch this. He's just trying to get inspired to like murder a bunch of people in his next film. He's like, okay, I mean, new inspiration

on people to violently kill in my next film. I think I'll turn on bad to pro. Yeah, seriously. So Andy's like, what does he think of the show? I love that Andy is less excited by Martin Scorsese than he is John Cougar Melanchamp. To me, that's hilarious. Like, he almost pissed the floor over John Cougar Melanchamp and skews you. He's just like, it's named Sgoog. I don't even like to say his name. Get him out of here. Marty Scorsese, you skew. What was that movie with Nicholas? I'm not Nicholas Cage.

What was the movie he made with Jack Nicholson again? And Matt Damon. And Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh my God, everyone. Everyone. Every single movie. The boss of New York. No, the boss of the movie.

The one best picture was so good. How about Dem apples? Yeah. How about Dem apples? Yeah, how about Dem apples? You know, we're like, what? Like Leonardo DiCaprio's under cover cop and the other, you know, interaction. I mean, please don't put me on the spot. I can barely remember La La's name and it's in front of me.

Okay, I'm going to look it up. Jack Nicholson, why can't I remember it? This movie. It was such a good movie. The department. Well, I'm sure I saw it remember it this movie? It was such a good movie. The department. Well, I'm sure I saw it. Oh, with the department. That was a good movie. Don't say that when in the same month that Jackson's dad died. Could you imagine the department playing out with the Cassiband and Pimprools where like Lala has gone undercover into the Taco Bell

Coven, but then someone into the Taco Bell Coven, but then someone from the Taco Bell Coven has really gone undercover with like the Shina crew. And Johnny Depp brings it all down from a different movie. From Donnie Brasco, he's just like, hey, I'm undercover too. Taco Brasco. Taco Brasco.

He's like, it turns out I really wasn't friends with this Chalupa. I got into deep. I got a Dorito shell. I got into deep to this Dorito shell with a ranch on it. Oh, Lord. And he's like, what does he think of the show? And Mama's like, I love that. And Andy's like, so you say that rands likes to give you gifts. What gifts? And she's like,

cars, houses, planes, and she did. She's not looking at her fake diamond nails. Yeah. Materialistic things. Which are all six things. I'm like, what else do you expect from me, Giff? What is a non-materialistic gift? You know? Yeah, what kind of... Like a heart sign, like a sign like which heart? Yeah, what gifts did Rob give you, huh? Yeah, let's not pretend you didn't marry

Shay for the Barclangers. Sheenah. Yeah, what do you call those, uh, crimp-to-cannotises? Okay, those are pretty materialistic, guys, me. Over the man on the those, uh, printed canvases? Okay, those are, those are pretty materialistic. Ask me. I'm on the, I'm on the, girl, girl. Cause we're, we are literally living in a

material world and I'm literally a material girl. Okay. I'm a professional. So Lala is, um, thinking here, you know, I love Lala thinking because it's always like, I worked for this. Lala is like, um, excuse me. Everyone thinks that I'm totally kept by this man.

I'm like, you just got out of a fucking Lambo or whatever, you got out of kit. And I ate. Yeah. And I ate, and then Tom twos, like, I don't even know what that is. I was just saying, I ate is not a word that you hear. The phrase you hear often on this show.

Well, we're all gonna hear it a lot next because it's the next Apple processor. I have a core i7 personally and I thought can it get better and then Lala drove up a better processor. Katie's like I've really come to learn to love my body some comfortable saying I eat now. For Tom, she's like that's the old Katie. Oh, for Tom, she's like, that's the old Katie. So yeah, so Lala, yeah, Lala has all this shit. And so then she's a fan for her own rent. I pay for my own rent. Yeah.

Well, I mean up to a certain, well, meaning that like, he gives me an allowance and then whatever it doesn't, he gives me a cap and then I pay the rest. I'm like, hmm, that that's weird it's like an allowance yeah and she's honest about it because she doesn't even say she pays because my music comes out of my pocket he gives me a cap on rent but I'm way above it so mama has to go way above meaning her actual mother who she was crediting for buying her all of her cars and stuff and she was lying about old rent yeah and then with it when it came to the eye he's like here's the least But you best be paying insurance and like wow like

Way to get like all gangster there talking about paying the insurance on the free I eight Well, you've already got the airbags. Well, so Tom's like that's not yours that I ate that is not yours Okay, what is yours? We're in a lease land, Okay. I don't agree with any of you right now. Well, no one owns anything. Tom Schwartz is like, that was yours. Oh my god. Whoa, Baba. Baba. Yeah. And then Baba has the nerve to go. Well, I've had it for a few months to dink around. You know, like Lisa Vanderpom, she gets a new car every few months, and Lisa goes, no, I actually work for mine.

I don't just dink around. I don't even know what dink means. And Lala's like, yeah, that's my whip that I'm driving around. I'm like, Lala, I, Lala, I have always been a booster of Lala. I've always been a supporter of Lala, but she makes it so hard.

Why do you make it so hard for us Lala? Like, I love your brazen attitude and you're like, fuck you to the mean girls that you always have. But it's now, this is, I don't know, I'm not, it's you're making it hard for me to love you Lala. When you believe, when you truly believe in somebody, like, we have believed in Lala and the past. I don't care what anybody says on this show about empowerment, this or that. You wanna see that person actually do their best, you know? Like you wanna see somebody make it,

not because they're writing some mountain. Okay. I just don't like her saying that she's talking around her whip. I just feel like, hmm, like, I don't know, it just doesn't seem to really, uh, it doesn't like mesh well with me. Well, it's also a, it's also a confession in case Randall ever gets hit by a car. You know, he's like, well, Lala said it was her whip. She's like, what's you? Confession.

So speaking of sugar daddy, so Lala is like, why is it that you guys call mine a quote unquote sugar daddy? I'm like, you don't have to quote. It's like literally a sugar daddy. What was that? Yeah. Because James can sleep on the floor if some old queen and no one cares. And he's like, I'd pay card to rent. I'm scared of you. I live behind a shade. I live with someone in Paul. And when he goes out to San Francisco, I have the place to myself. He works with Trixie Monaco, maybe you've heard of him. Oh my God, I wish.

I would have more respect for him if it was like Trixi Monaco's manager. But of course it's not. It's the cartoon guy from the critic. I sort of thought it was Steve, the next-door neighbor from married with children all grown up. Meet that one guy from House MD. You know that one doctor who likes, who's a plastic surgeon. I'm just like, I'm married. It was Steve. It totally was Steve. This guy, he, this is our first time seeing him. This is a total, like, this is a walking midlife crisis right here.

If anyone ever wants to see one, this is it. It's this guy who's probably like 67 years old with dyed black hair and a too tight black t-shirt with like Mr. T gold necklaces That look ridiculous. He's like I'm young. Hey, here's my dog. Hey James. What's going on? Still working on that music cool person is making me look cool. We're just two bros living in an apartment I just happened to be about 45 years older than you and once was on married with children for a few seasons. He's like, I really didn't like that film. I love thinking of him as a critic. That was John Loveitts. But still, he is kind of like a skinny John Loveitts. And it made me sad on so many levels seeing this. A, because the guy was like,

want to go to dinner? I wanted to see if you wanted to come to dinner with me, because I think I owe you a dinner. Which is so sad. He owes James dinner. Also, behind his head is a picture of James. And then James on the wall. And James does that awkward thing. Every now and then, James transforms into the little kid that's inside of of him that and he just sort of turned that awkward little kid Who does it's not want to be with his dad and is like? Yeah, oh hi mate. He's like you working on some music. Yeah, yeah, just to Working on some music when I get dinner. I I can't but uh another time, huh another another time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, to let some old dude blow you to sleep on his floor. I mean, geez, James, that's why it also made

me sad because I was like, Oh, James is just getting late night blow jobs from an old guy, and all he's getting is a mattress on the floor. Like, I literally had to process and cry, just getting out. I was answering the door for pizza, but I was still like, this is so sad. It makes me sad for James. But also, if that's your sugar daddy, come on over honey. I'm just impressed. I'm just impressed that James is still in this living arrangement. Like after three or four years of being on a show. I'm impressed.

Oh my God. Well, I mean that he's saving his money clearly because why? Why has he not gone his own place yet? This made me so sad. It's like when Julia Roberts and pretty woman was like, I'm so happy being a hooker. And then she's like, I'm really not happy being a hooker. And you're like, oh my God. I don't know. I'm sadder for the old guy because that's a sad situation. I'm sad like, I'm sad for the mattress on the floor. Like I'm literal. I'm sad for the, I'm sad for the room partition.

I'm sad for Ellie. Yeah, I'm sad for Ellie mattress on the floor. Like I'm literal, I'm sad for the room partition. I'm sad for Ellie. Yeah, I'm sad for Ellie that she woke up there. I know, and I'm sad for Ellie that she still has to like wait tables when people just look at her like, oh my god, did he taste like the guy from the critic? I hated it. So, hey, don't forget the tiny dog. Just in case you guys weren't depressed enough at home, the guy is also holding a tiny dog.

I mean, yeah, it was just like, it was really, it was maybe a 10 second clip, but it really was a season's worth of memories. Yeah, I mean, I'm shocked. They clearly have filmed this guy. Why are we not seeing him on the main show? He needs to be in the big cast photo next season. We need to see him on the side hanging out with Logan. Just on the very, very edge with this little tiny dog.

Like his head just poking in. You don't even see him just this little head and his gold chains hanging. You know, the entire James tangent of the show in terms of, you know, all these people bring in their own characters. Every character that comes in through James is so weird like Raquel this guy It's dad

Logan there's just like there's something like all of them are just like odd odd people Yeah, well, I was just screaming RUN! And I would never suggest that anybody do anything physical Especially after that I ate moment No kidding. So James is like because Andy's like hmm. Is that hypocritical and James I think James is just jealous. I mean law law gets everything like she's been handed the world and chase gets a mattress on the floor You know and he's like well, I didn't know to be honest

I didn't know that Lullar was playing part of her rent herself. So that changes things. Yeah. OK. She pays 5% of her rent, so my bad. Hello. This is Lisa Vanderpum. We are taking a commercial break now.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. I think it'll back. How does Randall like being called a fat old man by James? And he's like, you know of polar jaws of a polar jaws What I was political I said because I didn't realize that he paid for five percent of the rate, okay? I didn't realize I was a cap, okay? I apologize I'll watch they're like well, why do you do it over and over again? He's like, oh polar jaws Apollo jaws and they cut to least Savannah pump. I don't know if you noticed this

But they cut to her and she has this look on her face You know when she see when her broken bird radar is just like blinging off the charts, her lips pucker out extra long and her eyes get droopy and and wide and she just sort of gets this look like, it's a broken bed being broken over and over again. I must have broken bed. And then she pulls out one of this prongs that like,rocuse account on the brain so she can turn it into a hamburger You know, it's like I don't believe you're feeling anything. You're causing this live ruiner You're like on the you're on the same level as Cohen to me at this point Which by the way nice work love your shoes. Yeah, so then law

I have to I have to say this one level apart because we cannot skip this because Lala keeps trying to make herself like Vanderpump and Andy, which is hilarious. And she goes, well, Andy, how would you feel if someone called you a fat old man? And he just looks at her like bitch, do you want to keep that chair? It's like, well, I would hate being fat. So I wouldn't really like that. Yeah. Thanks. Thanks for asking. You can go on, for that. Yeah. So, yeah. So so all is like, just stop doing it. Stop calling my man a fat old man. Stop doing it that simple and James, I will, I will, I will. Then all of us, you are dismissed.

I'm like, okay, whatever. It's like I love that even in your like street sling, you're still making yourself a low wage worker. Like, teachers need a raise in this country, okay? She's like, I'm rich, you're dismissed. Oh my God. She's like, I'm a hostess. I just like that she tapped into her mid-Auts ambitions

of being on the MTV show dismissed. You know, she's like, I've been waiting to say this. I never got on the show. And I've been waiting to say this. You are dismissed. Get back on that bus. Well, this episode, single, and we're like, what, it, five of this whole episode.

Yeah. This episode has made me want to save all the people whoring themselves out for mattresses on the floor in West Hollywood. And it's also made me want to march in the street to get teachers more money. Like, I don't, I'm so confused right now by this show. Yeah, I mean, and let me get, let me just clarify.

I totally support someone who just like horse himself out to get some gifts. Like I think that's, listen, you use what you got and do what you want. I don't care. I think prostitution should be legal. I'm not saying law is a prostitute, but I'm like you said, I don't shame anyone for who you sleep with necessarily,

unless it's Jack's. I don't sleep any, I don't shame if it's like, if your man wants to give you an I ate the more power to you you found a good man, but what I don't like is like that entitlement attitude that comes with it. Yes, well, I'm saying things like my whip my whip. So Andy's like Stasi, he threw a fuck jacks party. What's that just to jump on? What's that just to dump on jacks? Andy it was called a fuck Jacks party. Yeah. It was to dump on jacks. Yeah. Like what? It's like this Campbell suit. Is this suit? Hmm. What do you think?

This is tomato soup. Now do you think this is made with tomatoes? It's like never go grocery shopping with Andy. It's the most. How many calories does this have? Look on the back. I know we're Captain Obvious, but then Stasi is in this, like everyone's being nice to Jack's because his manipulation worked. So Stasi's like, well honestly, at that time, you know, Brittany was really thinking about going back to Kentucky AF and I wanted her to know that like, no, your friends with us now, you're in the coven and Jackson's not your link. And so like, we just like wanted her to remember that like, it's worth staying here in LA AF. And Jackson's like, thank you guys, thank you for being

there for her to she really need it. Like shut the fuck up, Jack. Yeah, shut for all the stuff I did to her, shut up, Jack, like don't, don't ride on their anti-Jacks code tails. And yeah, I know against yourself, not don't, don't ride on their anti-Jaxco tails. And yeah, I know against yourself. Not to mention, Brittany is never going back to Kentucky. She's a star now and she has a spin off. If anything, Stasi saw a shopping list with KY on it and just took it the wrong way. Yeah, plus she's just about to get her 50th punch out on her Hooters punch card.

So, things that she only valid in the downtown Hooters, which they love the most. Do I get more for paying for catering? So, think that the only valid in the downtown hooters, which they love the most. Do I get more for pain for catering? Say, Kristen, what do you think of Jack's idea that it's his relationship and everyone should butt out? And Kristen's like, seriously, seriously, I think that's a bullshit argument and Jack's use it to shut everyone off. Which is true.

And Jack's just, and this point, Jack is now just like looking down in his lap and just he's smirking and rolling his eyes. I'm like, Oh, yes, so much for that contrition. You know, it's funny. It's really easy for him to say it's always my fault. It's always my fault. But when the moment people start calling him out for shit, that's when he starts to be like, fuck you, you know? Yeah. And Ariana's eyes are kind of crossing from boredom. Like whenever they cut to Ariana in this episode, she's like, what are you looking at?

I feel like she's just imagining the house she wants to get from Zillow. But she's like, so Ariana, where did you were insisting that Jackson Faith didn't only burn once, they burned a million times. Where'd you get that idea? She's like, faith told me. Oh, so your religious nose actually faith.

So you know, George Michael too. No, faith. You remember the way, dress you wouldn't let you to get on this. So for whatever phone. So you know, so you know, faith forward, are you excited for the Murphy Brown reboot? No, it's literally faith. The waitress who I'm sorry. faith the waitress who I'm sorry.

So, Jackson's like, I swear on my dad, it was only one time. I swear on my dad, which is so disgusting because he's already stopped and stopped that. It's disgusting. And we know that that's a lie. Yeah, exactly. It's like when Kim, it's like when Kim's old CX always like, I swear on my babies when she's telling blatant lies. Can you have a question? That whole concept of I swear on someone. Like if I swear on like, if I swear on my kitty cat and I'm lying, does that mean, what was that mean?

Does that mean like the cat dies or something? Like what, when you swear on something and you lie, like what, what, what does that really mean? I don't know. I really don't know. I think it means that like, like, I know when people say I swear on someone's life, I think the implication is that like,

if I'm lying, then like, I don't care about their life or what, I don't know. I guess I'm just trying to say, I don't know what I'm trying to say. No, I'm actually thinking about it. Look, you got me quiet when they've had a half hour. What if you actually, if you swear on someone who's already dead, right? I don't know, but people get so upset.

Like people get so upset about it. They're like, how could you swear on your babies? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a very upsetting thing to say for whatever reason. But I don't think anybody really knows what it means. What does it mean to swear on? So I'm going to look it up to swear.

Oh my god. You could sit apart and what does it mean to swear on something. I just like looking at our Googles by the end of an episode. Sometimes it's like, what were you guys doing today? I keep all the Google windows open. Like, what does it happen when you violate, when violating, violating a swear. No one really understands what happens when you violate a swear. Fall swearing for purpose of violating, I don't know. Whatever, someone can respond to that.

It's a pretty real philosophical here. So anyway, yeah, Jack's clearly, he'd like swears on his dead father that he only attacks with faith once. And I'm like, well, welcome to the next several seasons of Jack's saying, I swear my father, I swear my father. Okay. And then he guess what? It's gonna come out to lies. And then he's going to, he's gonna feel shitty about himself and she that's what's gonna happen. Okay. So I wonder if Vanderpump's getting a lot of shit over this next part because when he says how, how do you know they've done a million times and she's like, Faith told me and then Jack says, I swear, am I that one time?

Then Vanderpump goes, well, you know, Faith wanted it. Like, look, let's face it, she taped it, she knew that you, that I was chasing it clearly. And so, Jack, of course, is like, wait, hold on a second. I think this is my turn to say, no, no, no, it was my fault. It was not faith's fault at all. It was all my fault. And Andy's like, so James, why did you steal that off of Faith's phone? Everything that's happening on this show is so offensive. It's one thing after another that I'm like, nothing is going to be more offensive than the last thing that happened.

And then it does. It goes from like, this like, slutshaming of faith, faith shaming, and she's stealing something from somebody's well. And James is like, well, I'll just send it to my phone because I knew it was there. I didn't even know it was on it. And tell her, listen to it later.

Yeah. And then Andy goes, but why? And Chris, he goes, oh, duh, because you wanted it in your back pocket. Good work, detective. Yeah. Yeah, and Jackson's like, I would have done the same thing

I'm like, you know, at least these people are up front as opposed to Kim Zolciak who was just like well I was I was hurting because I want to send to Brielle cuz I love her Katrina Beerman Zolciak Beerman you are a brave soul Mama needs you to come back from the mall now because I miss you. I miss you, this is. So Andy's like, mother, would you do this? And she's absolutely. And then I just know that old rants Fupa just inverted. He was like, oh shit.

How many tastes does this hooker have on me? Yeah. So then it's like, Lala, was it really smart to play the recording for Brittany when she was wasted and she's like, excuse, excuse you. And then I'm like, dude, dude, like that was like not the right time or the place Lala, dude.

I know total anger, too angry Tom. He's like Like his face even during the question like it's hard to take you seriously in that suit That's all I'm saying. I like the suit That suit is crazy to be screaming at somebody and to cute suit you just can't yell at somebody while you're in it You know like when Tom yells. I think it's like it's like so It's like wearing cap shoes and then yelling at somebody you can't do both You can you can both. No. No. You can. You could do with emphasis like.

Do love all. You can't do that. God. You hear? Listen. You cannot shuffle off the bottle while at the wrong time. Okay. Triple time set.

I've learned two tap steps. I'm proud to announce by the way. Oh, look at the broken bird. Oh, what a coincidence. I know wings. I've also watched all of wings. Chris Abanar, she's like, hot. She's banging. Well, I mean, I like her bangs. So Lala is like, um, guess what?

How about if you don't want the tape of you being with another woman, you don't fuck another woman. And he's like, oh, I'm just saying it's not the right time, all right? Lala's right, though. See, that's the Lala I like just being like, um, y'all are being fucking idiots. Jack's, Jack's fucking another woman. And now you're mad at me for when I played the recording when this is what jacks did no It's not the right time and she's like crap and then she does the Erica Jane lean back

Yeah, yeah, I own a rap label and she's like I'm pretending I'm in my whip at a red light just in here. I'd be like fuck you red light. I want to drive my eye red light I want to drive my eye. It's because is there a right time to stick your dick into someone that's not your girlfriend and Lisa's like, Okay, so then it's commercials and there's a smile direct commercial. And this girl this girl lost her smile. I was dying. I love when things kind of tailor themselves to the show. She's like, I lost my smile. You'll notice in pictures as a kid, I was smiling all the time, and then gradually I stopped smiling. I'm like, that's called becoming an adult. Look at what with your brain is. It's called being an avid watcher of this show. You suddenly

are like, wait a second. What am I doing? I'm an Academy Award winning director. Yeah, no kidding. It's called Scorsese. You went Scorsese-keying. It was all for this. Raging bullshit. So we come back from commercial and everyone's pulling at their weaves which is bravo for I'm scared shitless

I'm gonna be called out on something in two minutes. Yeah, so the next topic is hey Katie You went on Lala's private jet even though you had said that private jets are only for people who are Hors and have sugar daddies who are short little movie producers. So what made you change your mind on going on a private jet and then she just goes, hey, everybody is shurn. Man, people are really hating on China this season. I don't think they're necessarily wrong, but God, she's good on this reunion. Well, you're speaking the truth out loud. Yeah, literally, it's old. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, that was that was great. She knows just she knows just mad at everyone.

And I love it. I love when she's mad. She's like an adorable little sock puppet. Yeah. And Andy's like, do you regret being hard on Shishu? And Katie's like, um, I regret being hateful. And she's like, that's the sound of her rolling her eyes. She's like, my lashes just's the sound of her rolling her eyes. She's like, what's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you? My lashes just fell out and then walked back and then poked me in the eye. I'm not mad. One alarm, one eye lash fire. What eye lash fire? Yeah, Katie's like, I just wanted to shit on her parade

because I was a bad person then, but now I'm a good person. So she knows like, honestly, I thought Katie's apology was not genuine. Like she had a bad person then but now I'm a good person. So she was like honestly I thought Katie as a apology was not genuine like she had a bad season and she wanted to fix her image with law A lot because she got a lot on social media And so she's being nice to season so that way people like her again and Katie's like that's what you would do And she's like it's like yeah, that's what yeah, that's like a pretty normal thing you do like a people call you out for being a bitch You're gonna try to not be a bitch. So like don't try to act like it wasn't that Katie. That's also such a Katie answer Yeah

Yeah, and also sheena is exactly right and I've said this the whole Exactly right and Katie has done this before where she's like oh my god I was a total bitch and then she pulls a cameo and comes back and just doesn't speak for a season. And then everyone's like, oh my god, Katie's cool again. And then it's her wedding season. She's a total lay whole again, you know? Absolutely. Like, I mean, Katie was smart. She played it really low key. She just like sat in her, like, the corner of her, you know, sectional all season long and just like watch Tom walk through the door, watch Jack's roll through on his cooler. She did nothing, you know. Now, when she says that that's something that she knew would do,

that's actually alive because I don't think that she knew herself aware enough to know where she stands with the audience. Yeah, she has no idea. She may cap change. She can't even pretend that she's changing. Okay, I have to give Katie credit for at least pretending. Like, I don't need you to be a better person. Just act like a better person around me. Like, I'm totally fine with being fake. I'm from the south.

I don't want to walk into a store and say, Hey, how you doing? And then have the clerk actually answer me. I don't know the fuck I'm here to buy eggs. Just say good. So I can move on with my day. And I'll do you the favor of saying everything's great. Yeah, exactly. And Katie gives, she know way too much credit because she's like, you knew what you were doing when you repeated that comment because there's this whole thing where, when Katie said the comment about the private jet, if you remember, Shino then told Lala what Katie said and Lala got all mad and Lala was like, well, guess what? Tom Schwartz made out with a girl in New York and then I came back to Katie.

So Katie was like, you knew what you were doing, implying that it was Sheena's intention to, it was Sheena's intention to tell Lala about the private jet knowing it was going to elicit Lala to publicly out Tom from making that with our girl. I'm like, I'm sorry, that is way too high level for Sheena. Oh, that hurt my head. Well, she lived, didn't, wasn't just because she's not with the original. Okay, she cannot hold off. She just hears God has been been repeating it that's all it's very simple. Yeah because she heard about Tom making out with some girl in a bar and she literally said and as Stasi points out she's like you literally said you're going to do it to get

back at her and she's like well yeah bye and Katie's like look I know what I said and I'm not mad about what I said and mad about your intentions and I was like, look, I know what I said. And I'm not mad about what I said and mad about your intentions. And I was like, this show is gonna make my head explode. Yeah. And so Katie's like, has this whole conspiracy theory that Chino was like, gossiped just to create this whole like situation.

It's not a conspiracy theory. She literally did do that. Like, well, no, but what's the thing? Chino went and told Lala to get back at Katie, but Katie is saying that Sheena did it knowing it was gonna cause Lala to have this whole reaction. I don't think Katie, I don't think that Sheena was doing it. I don't think she was anticipating

this that Lala was going to out that thing. I just think it's too hot. No, I wasn't it, I think we're confused. Maybe not. I'm probably confused on the fight because I think what this fight is is the very beginning of the season when Lamago's to Sheena's house and Sheena's like, wow, Katie was saying blah, blah, blah, blah, that you. And then she said, oh, really?

Well, she's going to mess with my man. What was her boyfriend doing, making out with some guy at the bungalow, right? And then Sheena was the one who ran and took that information back. Was there is Ariana? I thought I thought no. Ariana was the rating or was that not right, but the faith tape. No, but Ariana told Tom, like, just, you know, this is coming out. Isn't that what happened? Either way, I think that she knows. I think Sheena took it back and said, oh, really? Because your boyfriend is making out with someone and blah, blah, blah. Either way, whatever this is. I got it.

I'm confused. It's a three hour thing with clips. Because so many things because so much has happened in the episodes and then that's like a distant memory. So I like that when Katie is like you are just doing it because you need Lala was going to get mad and say that and you were gonna Use that against me as she goes, oh, because you're my brain and body. I know my intentions. So your brain and body don't know your intentions either. That's the thing that's magical about you. You're a little unicorn. So she is like, wow, wow, I mean, your past friends now. And then while I was like, um, look, we are not in kindergarten. And it's not who's my best just friend. I was like, really popular girl. Is that why you're inviting some people

on your fucking PJ and not some others? Exactly. Come on in. I'm not liking this. Ronnie, pick up your mic and just drop it because that's what you basically did. I can't because I'm trying now. So yeah, Lala's like, I can hang out with whoever I want.

Like, China, no, no, no, no, no, and she just goes, Choma, many people talking at once. So much for Portina. She could only take so much input. Like she was getting the spinny wheel of death. Err. Seen is one of those people to go on sat roulette

and then just like start banging your head on the desk. People are like, what? What? What? She's getting it like by chat roulette. You guys, I'm the guy that James is slipping wet. I'm like, man, the chat roulette guys. She's getting a DDoS attack.

That's what was happening. Oh my god. Too late. I'm trying to die the right time. You're shutting down the, you're shutting down my website. Too many people, there's like five people trying to get a snowbs out right now, and it's just shut down.

No, okay, so then we get into another one and we don't like, wait, what? Is this how it happened? So Andy's like, so Katie, what's not forget that your husband was kissing another woman at the beginning of the seasonal allegedly, and she's like, I know that girl.

Like she knows who I am. So she came up to Tom and was like, hi, I know that girl like she knows who I am. So she came up to Tom. It was like, hi, I know Katie And then they made out like something I got to understand what you know when the girl has anything to do with the fact that she met out with her I mean the logic on this show. So then blah blah is like also it's also women blaming women all the time always Oh, really? All of these fights are the women turning on the other women, which we'll get to you later. But the guys just skate by with anything, you know? Tom's like, yeah, well, yeah, she knew Katie. So got some.

And Mama's like, let's not pretend it's all her fault, Schwarze. Yeah, Schwarzschild. Schwarzschild. Well, well, and he's like, Oh, I swear guys, I don't remember that. And he's like, oh, I swear, guys, I don't remember that. And he's like, so Katie, do you believe that Tom doesn't remember making out with some girl at the bungalow?

And she's like, every, it just cuts to everyone's faces. Like Lisa starts like straightening out her blouse. Yeah, come on. I'm here for this. It's just Katie. It's like, um, yes, I believe that. She's like, new Katie, new Katie, new Katie. I'm just trying to look at the big picture, which is why I took an edible before

this reunion. And, um, you know, it's just, you know, like, why sweat the small stuff when it can people could like you if you like the big stuff and Mariah, she bands,achi bands Marachi bands. Yes. Oh, thank you, Bobbers. I love you, Bobbers. I love you, Bobbers. Tom, by the way, it was like, he was like, yeah, I don't know.

I guess I'm just like always trying to sabotage my relationship in Jackson. I love doing that. And SantaVal goes, Jacks. Oh, God. Can it not be about you for one second, Jacks? He's like, me too, bro. Jacks, we'll get back to what a prick you aren't just a second. Speaking of which.

Tom, Tom too goes, well, I was utterly hammered, and in the past, we had relationship issues, and then Katie goes, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I like what little Katie simmers to the surface, and she's like, don't make me hit you in public His words is like oh, I felt like a possums prick and I was like, huh? What? Possums prick he's like trying to be I can I didn't know he's trying to be Southern or British, but he's trying to be witty I was like, oh just trying to be like Patrick, you know, and then he's like I was watching Smoking the Band at the other night Everyone's like okay, whatever that was just Kristen standing outside your sliding glass door. So, you know, Tom, you do get like really, really hammered.

Do you have a problem? No, no. I mean, look, they make it look like I have a problem. I don't drink that often. It's just that when I do drink, I go really hard. I'm like, that's cold alcoholism, but anyway. And Andy's like, if you considered getting back, I mean, you can still do coke, right?

You want coke? Yeah. And then, at least it's like, well, I certainly can't be a partner with someone. It was going to be getting drunk like that on the job. I'm like, well, guess what? You guys don't have a contract. So you guys really aren't partners anyway. Don't get you in the out of that. He's like, on the job. I'm like, well, guess what? You guys don't have a contract. So you guys really aren't partners anyway. He's like, no, no, and everyone's like, I

think with Tom Sandeval, it's like, dude, people buy shots for us all the time. And he just can't say no. He's just a bartender who can't say no. He likes every shot of fireball. I love that you're learning so many musicals. Excuse me, I have a lot of my own old writing. Okay. Some of us went to sleep away camp and our very own awesome and yana. That is what it is. Oh, no, that's Oklahoma.

Well, one year. So, okay, fine, I'll break it down. In 93, that's Oklahoma. Well, one year. So nine. Okay, fine. I'll break it down in 93 long-like camp Performing arts camp long-like camp for the performing arts Did guys and dolls and then 94 did Oklahoma and then in 95 more high school did Oklahoma So it was like a lot of Oklahoma and guys and dolls for me at that time I'm just a girl who can't say no. I just like that you sing that in a Lala centric episode.

Yeah. And I'll say, oh, it was about time short. I'm just a papa that can't say no. I like to drink my shots. And so Andy's like, all right, well, why don't we roleplay? Because Andy totally has a bowler for shorts in case it wasn't already evident. So just even saying roleplay with shorts was already getting Andy very excited.

And he's like, all right, how about like, I'm in a roleplay. So hey, shorts, I got you this shot. Do you want to do a shot? And he goes, ah, I'll do just one. And I was like, don't. It can't even roleplay, right? I mean, Alexis Blino could at least get into the character properly. Okay, I'll do one. Vandy pumps like Vandy pump. I'm telling you, I was seven relationship. If I have a partner drunk on the floor, making out with somebody, like your whole restaurant is your employees drunk on the floor,

making out with somebody. They bought you into house Who are you kidding? We're going to put a pit in the middle of Tom Tom and throw him in there and that's why it should not be called Pit pit, pendulum Little like your Ellen Poe reference in case anyone was feeling like we weren't elevating the material enough Okay Edgar Allen Ho so we can all bring it back down again. Excuse me. Knock, knock, knock. Oh, come in, Mr. Don. So she's like, that's not going to happen in this restaurant, just like a contract.

Would anyone like a junior mint? So Andy is like, well, let's talk about our favorite national holiday. One that Ariana also shares. It's Stasi's birthday. And you know what? I was like, thank God. I thought they're going to say Martin Luther King day and make this really awkward. I'm glad that Andy, you know, you know, his his shade really works for these interpump reunions because he really directed it well towards Patrick. This means like, listen, Stasi, you went to a prop house and you had makeup and costumes for your birthday. And then Patrick didn't even bother to dress up. I'm like, yes, call that fucker out. Call him out, Andy. Yeah, she's like, um, that was seriously sad off. Okay, it's

just sad off. And Arianna's like, yeah, seriously, the bad things he said to you, like that was nothing compared to not dressing up. Yeah. Well, only on bad or fun rules. Also, this temporary ceasefire with Stasi and Ariana makes me extremely uncomfortable. Well, I think that everyone was just sort of giving Jacks and Brittany a wide birth this season. They're like, well, like, they're you, with an E. But I think everyone just wants to get away from like, move step back from that situation, let them do their craziness because next season, it'll be back to the typical rivalries, you know, Ariana versus Stasi, Stasi versus Jacks. We're gonna see Billy Lee's bitch flowers gonna bloom like crazy. It's gonna be out of control next season. Yeah, she came ready to rumble this time and

people were like, no, not following for that trap. Yeah. So, Kristen and Katie, why didn't you run after Stasi after her party? And like, um, well, we decided that, like, um, that's like old us, and this is new us. And Katie's like, yeah, we're not gonna cuddle Stasi when she's having a tantrum. That's just like a convenient narrative. Marciutbeel telescope. I'm too busy making sure that Tom's not making out with strangers and bars of pretend to know me to chase Stasi. Okay. I'm got, I'm nice Katie this season. I don't care about things. I'm just easy going for America. She had a tantrum and then it was over and I'm peaceful and Stasi's like, um, I know that bitch didn't just say I had a tantrum and Tom is like, will you wipe my butt? So Andy's like,

Schwartz, you're here, I love it. It's so, it's so voluminous. He's like, oh, really, thank you. That means a lot coming from you. Thanks, man. And James's like, oh, sadness in my head. I didn't want to judge too many. I said I wouldn't do it.

I didn't, I didn't, I don't know, I don't like it's tall. I don't like it's tall. The old man combed it. So Andy is like Lisa. Last year you fired James from Surin' Puff and now you're wearing a headband. What gets? And she's like, well, he had to be a counter-bill.

But he's still there every Tuesday and Thursday. Sometimes is a great success. Oh, and you should see, thunt. Andy, Andy, on Thursdays. I caught that's Thursday Thursdays, but I caught Thursdays, Thursdays, Thursdays. And Christians like, what Kanye made it back to sir? Is that Christian? He said that or James. I think it was Christian. Christian. He's trying to be nice to James. And he's like, whatever, Christian. He's not having it.

He's like, I don't like a haircut, we're done. Yeah, yeah, Chris Dunn's like a little bit too, too severely cut bobbed with like miniature hair fangs in the front. It's a show. I was just inhaling. I was like, but I didn't, I was like, oh my god, now I have to think about Chris Dunn's hair.

I hadn't really thought of it. I think it's cute. I like it. It's so it looks cute It's cute. It's just a little too little too short in the back if you ask me But again, I'm not a good fashion gay. So that means if I say it's a little too short in the back people like it's good, man Yeah, old Navy gay. I avoid things like fashion. I only call out people seats when I don't like seeing them yelling them. Yeah So Tom is like so, wait, Tom. Oh, Andy's like so Tom, any reticence about your name? And he's like, oh, and Bander Prams like, well, you know,

Sunt, oh, they were out of the James. That's a nice way to see word. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just wrote down on names and so this is about naming it Taco Tuesday taco you next Tuesday Wait, you do want me to see you next see you next see you say and she's like I This is why I was confused because this line I have a sense of humor and a sunt so I'm totally fine with it I have a sense of humor and a sunt, so I'm totally fine with it. You're totally worth all that. Yes. So now it's like, so now talking about George Michael and James is talking about how

James is, this is his godfather and it's been lots of time with him. And it was like really sad about George Michael dying and everything, which also was like, really sad about George Michael dying and everything, which also was like, now again, I'm not taking away from the pain that Jackson is in because no matter how awful person you are, like having your father die or a parent or anyone who's close to anyone dying, is a terrible thing to have to go through

and I don't wish that on anyone and it's a horrible, horrible thing. But Jackson's also reminded that Jackson is not the only one who's lost people, James, as much as we make fun of James, and it's kind of like funny that George Michael is his godfather, still is his godfather, and they had a relationship, and that's sad.

We are also overlooking the fact that Arianna's father died a few years ago, so, and I was actually surprised that they didn't, that didn't even come up on the reunion. So it's like, you know what, Jackson, like there are other people in pain here. Okay. Yeah, you jerk. Okay. Here's why I'm sad because I'm such a terrible person that this was my only thought during this scene. Because he's like, so handy. So are you rich now? Basically. And James is like, well, you know, he's giving his called children things, but it's all tied up in

coal. I don't know what's going to happen. And I was like, Oh, well, what a coincidence. Your dad is suddenly coming around. You see, it's going to the God children. And I hate that it goes to that place, but come on. His dad wouldn't even buy a lemonade, okay? That's true. That's true. Yeah.

So his dad is moving back to California and James is happy. This is, you know what, I'm getting vibes of at close range. I don't know if you ever saw that movie with Sean Penn and Christopher Walken featuring the Madonna song, Live To Tell, where basically Sean Penn is like this. It takes place in rural Pennsylvania make a life for himself with Marisoua Masterson and he sort gets pulled into his dad's crime and things just go terribly awry for them. That's what I see of James and James and his dad right now. It's only gonna get more awry from here. Yeah. It's gonna be just, I mean, he's already sleeping on the floor of some old guys apartment. It's only going down hill. It's only getting a rye year. Yeah, rye year riot. Yeah, a riot. You're carry

Also, they showed his brothers and when his name terraced and which cracked we up because it's like of course It's the name of one of our fan their prom stocks So now we move on to sheena and her retaliation Plan with Adam and Brittany to get Brittany and Adam to go on a date. And so she's like, so she know what were you thinking? And she's like, well, we were all just going out, you know? And like, I just thought it'd be fun. Like that's inviting both out to gether. And it's like, even sausage like no, you said on TV,

you fuck with my relationship. And I'm gonna fuck with your relationship. And she's like, yeah, well, I say dumb shit sometimes, same as we all do. with your relationship and she's like, yeah, well, I say dumb shit sometimes, same as we all do. Yeah, that's such a scene, that's, scene allergic. Meanwhile, Jack's is over there wiping his mouth. Get the guy some paper towels in a glass of water.

If you're going to let him feed his nose through the entire show, at least do some upkeep. This is embarrassing at this point. Okay. I do wish that she had owned the fact that it was a revenge plan because I liked it. I thought it was a great idea. Well, she owned it on the show. That's what's so weird. Like, she owned it so proudly on the show.

It's like, yeah, exactly. They tried to mess with my relationship. I'm back. Yeah. And she's trying to walk it back. It's like they're all trying to be the bigger victim or Shina and Jack. You're both were terrible. No, no one's a bigger victim than Jack.

She's like, I thought you were my friend. That's the crazy part. I thought, I thought you were my friend. That's the crazy part. I thought, I thought you were my friend. I'm like, says the guy who spread all these gossip about China, who talked shit about China. Like, no, don't act like, oh, you were the... Like, she's reacting to what you did, Jacks. Don't talk about friendship when you,

when you bone your best friend's girlfriend, you know, in the same apartment, okay, don't talk about friendship when you slept with faith when you were dating Brittany, like don't talk about friendship when you impregnated a girl in Vegas while you were dating Saasie, like I'm sorry, you're just not the authority on this. Oh, I'm a bad guy, sorry, great, okay.

I'm sick, so. And he's like, so,s, did Brittany do you anything appropriate when she was with Adam? And he's like, no, no, not at all. You know, when Adam's a good guy, bitch, she was my friend. Check, I told you I would choose her every you when you were in the wrong. I'm not sad. And he's like, but you brought another guy. And then, Lala is like, well, I don't think it was like swooping in. It was just letting Britt know she's up banging bitch. Okay. With the spirit to drive the whip.

Okay. She needs her own IH. She's like, well, I did just eat. She's like, I sat at 17 times, okay? I just wanted her to see that there are other men out there. No, they're fresh in the sea. Oh, I don't really eat fish anymore of a chicken girl. God, that reminds me, anyone want to go to Long John Silver's?

It's a fish place. Yeah. It's a brand new thing. I just need to bump that. Yeah. Is that the other claws? So then, brand new is like, you know, Adam is cute and everything in Lossy.

He wants the fuck cute guy in the hand. He is like, you know, Adam is cute and everything and lots of you want to fuck cute guy and he's like, um, I do. And he's like, even I do. And she's like, I want to fucking me. And with money. Okay, call me when you're fucking some fat old poor guy. Okay. Miss empowerment. Give me a fucking break. Yeah, I just yeah, I mean in her defense. I've dated a lot of people in this town And I will tell you one thing that's consistent with all of them. They do not pay the check at the end of the night Okay, that's true But also when you know what happens when you fuck a quote unquote man You wind up with someone like jacks. Okay, so like I'm not here for all this like

you wind up with someone like Jack's okay so like I'm not here for all this like cute guys or pussy is I am not here for attaching to gender like the gendering these things okay yeah yeah lefty talking right now and I don't fucking care. I don't even know what you're talking about. Jack's as a man. Well no meaning does that mean? Well he's more of like this stereotypical like he's a man. He's like rough and he's like really? He lived with a he lived with some old guy in Miami for rent. Lala Lala saying like basically saying who wants something like to do like that you want someone who's like a rich and you want someone who's rich. Yeah. Or someone who has no chin.

Okay. So let's bring up Billy Lee. She's like, oh! So Andy is like, tell us. Tell us about the Billy Lee pain. And she's like, well, I grew up in Indiana and I felt shame. And I was like, well, welcome to Indiana. You know what's funny about that?

You know, my family, I have a family from Indiana. One of my best friends from there. I haven't met anybody from Indiana who hasn't felt at least a little shame. Some of my best friends are from Indiana, one of my best friends from there. I haven't met anybody from Indiana who hasn't felt at least a little same. Some of my best friends are from Indiana. Sorry, Indiana. Indiana joke. No thanks. Well, you know, what's funny with Billy Lee, I mean, she seems like a perfectly fine and and we've heard from like Danny Pellegrino that she's like, he interviewed her and he said that she was absolutely great. But what's funny to me is, like when she comes out on stage, like Kristen's like,

blocus, blocus. And everyone's like clapping, like, doof, it feels like there's like a little bit of a fetishized, fetishization, fetishing fetish-y fetish-y fetish-y, skisky with her, you know, everyone, like everyone's so proud of her, which, you know, I think that, everyone's so proud of her, which, you know, I think that it has been actually kind of great

having this like, trans woman on the show and just being like, normal, she's normal, see everyone. But like, it almost feels like everything she does, everyone's like, oh, really, so brave, you know, like, I feel like they're more like that. They're more like having themselves on the back. Like, yeah, exactly, exactly, but I feel like next season, the bottom's gonna fall out, then they're more like that themselves on the back. Yeah, exactly, exactly. But I feel like next season, the bottom is gonna fall out

and then they're gonna be like, okay, we like, we were accepting and we were noble last season and now we're gonna come for you bitch. It's now everyone's here. And she's telling her story and she's like, well, it was, you know, I came to LA and I was trying to get a job as a server and I needed a headshot and people were like a chieco or a little boy and it was really you know it's like

it's a big problem in the trans community. And he cuts right to the cut the core of the matter. He's like so wait is that an L.A. thing? You need a headshot as a waiter? It's like I love the Andy. This is what Andy takes out of it. Yeah. Well it was one of my thoughts too. Yes you do. Yes you do. You you do. You know, at least a band probably was like, well, you know, if you're gonna work at my restaurants, you have to be attractive. We have the most attractive waiters and waitresses in all of the country.

You have to be just attractive enough. But not too attractive. GG. So then Andy gets to like the really important part which is like so what's it like shopping for vaginas? She's I was looking at porn to get some my I was looking at porn to get some shopping and Lisa Vanderpump is like darling those vaginas are edited Well, I wanted a nice edited vagina for myself.

I wanted an edited vagina is like my favorite line from the whole reunion. I said it all last night to Beelar. I was like, I want an edited vagina. And he just looked at me like you're fat. Also, I'd love when Andy goes, so shopping on Thailand for a vagina. And then this is where Lala again is like,

look, me and Vanderpump, same level. She's like, well, look me and Vanderpump same level. She's like, well me and Lisa Vanderpump is shop for Chanel so we know what that's like. Okay, settle down Lala just settle down. Yeah, you're totally the same. So, um, let's see, edited vagina. And then Vanderpump's like, Ken would probably like an edited vagina. Oh, Neon is birthday. Dad, dad. So Andy's next question is to Ariana. He's like, so Ariana, Ariana. Ariana, over here.

Are you here still? She's like, I'm here. I'm here. And he's like, so, remember when you said Stasi is ignorant, privileged white bitch? And she's like, yeah, it's true. So yeah, what, what, like, yeah, it's true. So. Yeah, what? Like, yeah, Skies Blue.

What else? He's like, so, do you think Stasi's a bigot? She's like, I never called her a bigot or a racist. That's just what she exudes naturally. OK, great, great. So how are things going? Like, what was the deal with Billy Lee in the podcast? She's like, well, I knew that like,

Billy Lee would call Stasi out on her white privilege. In the best possible way, I knew that Billy would be granted it. So I just wanted to really encourage her to go do that. Stasi Mimaz, like, she's just, she's like, what, I don't know what I should say, because I feel like I'm gonna say something very privileged. So I'll just stare. Like, look left and right.

I'm just gonna, this is a minefield. Okay. Well it's one of those reunions where they're so nice to eat, like they're all being pretty nice to each other. And Sostasi had that look on her face like, I am about to cry. Like, she was getting ready to have a cry fight, but then they didn't turn into that.

Cause they're in on, I was like, no, I like her now. And it's like, okay, okay, stop crying now, stop. Okay, I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. It was like a moment of huge personal growth for Stasi, because you could see that she really wanted to say something. And she wanted to like, she's like, should I cry? Because I would like to cry, but I've learned that if I cry, that actually is more privileged, so I'm just going to like, should I say something no?

Because I'll probably say something like say something, no, cause I'll probably say something like those people and that's bad too. So I'll just look like I'm looking for a fire exit. I'm just gonna maybe look up, I'm gonna look up, now I'm gonna look down, I'm to the left. I'm just gonna do the electric side with my eyes. That's what I'm gonna do.

There, that's all do. And so then Andy jumps in cause he's like, why is everyone so nice? Well, at least a Vanderpump will be mean. So I'll go to her. Cause so Vanderpump will be mean, so good at her. Because so Vanderpump, what do you think? You were interviewed by Stasi, she good at it, and she's like, well, I was drunk. So, you know, who knows, I don't remember.

But I remember it being decent until she asked me if I wanted to swim and shit or something. You only have a limited amount of time. But with these other hands, what's wrong? There's only so much more time before the pendulum swings away. For example, no! Out of back. Out of Khan again. I know I'm back.

Thank you, Nicolay, for this wonderful reunion pendulum. So, they're like so, Billy Lear. Are you still dating Jeremy dating Jeremy and she's like I kick it with him And and he goes Kristen you said When she was gonna go out with Jeremy is it in a public place? What did you mean by that? She's like oh cuz I mean I just thought he wanted to banker so like based on my experience I mean not my personal experience because he didn't try trying, trying being me, but he tried to bang all these other chicks at the wedding. I was like, aww. I know. And so yeah, now it's the whole, except Kristen, Quarkristen. It's now the whole like, you know, is Jeremy Creepy segment and everything.

At least Savannah pump was like, oh, Stasian, Kristen, you put a damper on it. Billy, sweet, Billy, he was so excited. She was such a happy, reassembled repaired bird and you broke her again, you broke her. I was expecting this to be a huge fight. Yeah, especially when all the shit that like, you know, that happened around our podcasts around the Texas. Yeah, I was expecting you to be a huge deal. And it wasn't really. He's like, so you called him creepy. And then Tom's like, he's got that mad face. Like he's going to ready. He's going to go off. And then Stas is like, well, look, most guys have their moments where they go from girl to girl to girl drunk at a wedding. And I

just said no. And then he comes back again. And Brittany's like, I like that they cut to Brittany. He's putting up with like the worst man on this show. I also don't think it was like a federal crime for her and Kristen to say that Jeremy was creepy. Like it was like a pretty subtle like, oh just so you know, he can be a little creepy. Like it's not the biggest on the end of the world, you know? Yeah and Stasi goes, well I mean it's creepy Kristen goes, yeah, it's a creepy thing. And then her posts on Halloween. Bad damn baddy.

And she's like, well, I have no idea. It was going to hurt your feelings, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Billy Lee's like, I was going on a date. So then you think that would matter. Like, she was ready to go into battle. And they just totally played it. They were like, no, not really. I mean, we just had creepy big delay. And so Andy's like, so Billy Lee, you get in date a lot,

or late a lot since you're on the show now. And she's like, not really. He's like, well, things will look up. Let's get to the heart of the matter, Andy. I'm sure your edited vagina will see plenty of action. You go on, young child, you go ahead. Now that we've introduced the term edited vagina will see plenty of action. You go on young child, you go ahead. Now that we've introduced the term edited vagina into the vernacular, I'm sure things are gonna look up, okay? Yeah, yeah, Billy who is all she was ready to have like for sure a moment

and it just was not gonna happen. Yeah, it's like they were not trying to undermine her. I actually truly believe they were not trying to undermine her date. actually truly believe they were not trying to undermine her date. I think they were trying to look out for her. And so for her to be, to try to make it about her, like I was excited and you still in my joy. It's like, hmm. I don't know. Yeah, if anything, I was hoping that they'd get

um, um, on Billy Lee about her shit stirring. Because Billy Lee really did some good shit stirring. Like she did. She would go from one person and take a piece of information to the other people. I mean, she did her job right. We give her credit people. Give her a little credit, will you? So Andy's like, so, Jacks, we really saw you trying to work on yourself. Did you? When was that? He was trying to fuck a raky girl. Yeah, yeah, the whole jack's raky moment. And then it's like, it's happening really work. And Tom's like, I'll tell you what, where?

Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, Yeah, saucy ways in on Kels the raky master. And she's like, I don't like anything that I saw. A.F. Like, she was just saying things to you that were like, Hey, you're not into Brittany and you should leave this relationship and you shouldn't go to Mexico. It was gross. I'm like, A, all of it was exactly correct and B, you said the same things.

So like that was so inappropriate. I'm all like, let her go. And Vanderpump was like, she's just trying to massage his ego. I'm like, you're sitting right next to him, massaging his back as you're talking. It's okay, Jack's. You're wonderful. They all just attacked Raky girl as if she was like a quack doctor. I mean, I don't know if like, I don't know about Raky.

I don't know if it works or not. But like what she was saying was not really far from the truth that Jack's is clearly unhappy in the relationship and Is sabotaging and he should really let bring you goes that way she can view someone better because he's got his shit to work through That's what she was saying. Well, he had literally repeated what she said Hold now towards the end of the season where he's like I was just trying to sabotage your relationship So that Britney would have to break up. Like what did she say wrong? I mean, of course, you know I have that it's not even about

Ricky and how valid that is. It's about like, she's going off the information Jack's is giving her. He's like, well, you know, whatever. And she's responding. So all the girls gang up on this girl, which typical Vanderpump rule, which will be on next season also, by the way.

She's like, guess what? I'm a way she said, sir, now I decided, Ricky was great, but I need to make some cash. Yeah. So she's like guess what I'm a way she said sir now I decided Ray he was great but I need to make some cash yeah so um she's okay so Britt's like she didn't even know the whole story have there she like well what do you do when you go to therapy you just like do they get to call the mother that you're blaming no do they do like a background check to the do do do diligence before the first session like yeah she just is going off of what she's told. And based on what he says, it's like, oh, it sounds like you really shouldn't be

in this relationship. Like you can't blame Ricky Matt's or Kelsey for that. Or getting wasted in Mexico with a bunch of toxic people. Like it sounds actually like good advice. Now, not good advice for somebody that I want to see on a television show. But also, she should, but also the advice, yes, but also hard advice saying, don't go, you shouldn't go to Mexico. That makes sense because it was ridiculous for Brittany to throw jacks a big Mexican birthday

party when jacks at all those awful things to her. And I feel like probably in some way, right, right, or like you, or like you probably shouldn't, like you should not indulge this, you know? Yeah, that's giving her too much credit. I don't know, but either way, I don't think she did anything wrong. I mean, that whole storyline was annoying, but I just think it's funny.

These girls are jumping all over her. Like it's her fault. And Stasi's like, she changed her voice to a sex operator when she talked to him. Chris was like, Creepy. They're set it again, creepy. And then Vander Chris was like, Creepy. They're sending again. Creepy.

And then Vanderpump goes, and they hugged way too long. Oh, I'm like, you guys are coming for Kelsey so hard. Don't you realize Kelsey was one of the best parts of the season? I actually got the impression that Kelsey was not a famer. I got the impression that she was just like, okay, I got hired to do this. So I'm showing up and tapping him.

I thought everything with Raky was so hilarious. It was like my favorite thing. Well, you know, she's not a fame whore because she never got Botox. And she also never filmed any scenes with anyone else. Yeah, so then Andy's like, yeah, but how did you start saying I love you to her? He's like, I said that.

I said that. I said that. I said that. No, I didn't. And then they show the clip of him saying it, which reminds me of the clip that we were watching right before this podcast. We were watching the interview of the lady who texted guy 65,000 times in one year and she got arrested for stalking. And she's like, I love him.

I love him. I'm like, I would never, I would never hurt him. I'm not a danger to him at all. And like, so why did you have a butcher knife in your back? She's like, a butcher knife. I don't know what. I don't have a butcher knife. I think I like a plastic butter knife for something like that. See, I've also seen him out in that. She's like, because that's the way you do. When you love somebody, love equal three parts of infinity

that's 100 upper hopper minus seven minutes plus six months minus eight years. They're like you're crazy. Exactly. So when Jackson's like, I don't seem to remember saying I love you to Kelsey. I don't know. When did I say that? And of course, they should the clip. Yeah.

And then he's like, um, and then you let her call you by Jason. Why would you let her do that? So I don't know. I was offended by the wording of that question. And he's like, look, I'm just a bad person. I'm trying to fix the problem. I'm just a bad guy and he goes, well, you never let Britney call you that. And she's like, well, I try calling him that, but he never asked me to.

Yeah. He's like, I mean, who cares? Did you call me Jason or not? I mean, I said, I don't care. It's right. Like it's no big deal. No big deal. Britney, she's been there shattered. And handy goes, are you threatened by this woman, Britney? And Jackson, no, no, she's not shut up. Yeah. Just be quiet. No one's talking to you. So then, Kristen, why did she? But then she did. No, she did answer. She goes, not at the time, I wouldn't. But then when I wash it back, I back I was like whoa it turned into hard eyes like the emoji with the hearts coming out.

You know that one it's like eyes but instead their hearts. It's like yes Brittany we get it and then Jackson's just staring at the ground going. So my fault so my fault. So Kristen why did you fly out? Brittany's mom were you trying to, like, trying to sabotage them? And she's like, oh, no. I flew out. Brittany's mom, I flew it, Sherry, because I was afraid that Brittany was going to Kentucky

and never come back, you know, because she's like afraid of directions. Just know how to get back to the airport and stuff. So like, I just thought maybe if I brought the mom here, then you know, Brittany wouldn't go back to Kentucky, but she still got some piece of home. I was like, no, you flew the mom out because you wanted to fuck with Jack. So you thought it was going to like, she was going to yell at Jacks and end this once and for all. And again, you set it on camera. So like, I don't know why everybody's pretending that they're not being filmed. I like them. She goes, what was seriously, seriously nervous? Oh, I love getting a double seriously from Kristen.

Meanwhile, Jackson's eyes are literally crossed right now. Yes, even though he keeps saying it's all my fault, I did the cowardly things. His expressions show that he is so full of rage right now, and he hates this, and he probably yelled at Bernie after the show in private. So, I have these like, were you more irritated by, were you, which were you most irritated by, Jacks?

Was it that Kristen blindsided to you? And Jacks is like, well, I wanted to deal with it internally. Internally, yeah, like in the Jacks, for any organization. Yeah, human re-hoses, re-hoses. It's really goodwork still works. So, so, so, Jack, you sat down on that dinner with Sherry and you said, I am not going to bash Brittany

and then you proceeded to bash her left and right. And he's like, I know, I know, I was just looking for reasons and resentment and cowardly reasons to start arguments because I was in a trouble place and I was at, I didn't have my rakey stone It's all my fault. It's all my fault Yeah, and Kristen's like you know that stuff's not true Brittany right, but you don't just sit around and eat all day You know that right

I know I didn't deserve all that stuff. I know it And then Lisa that was the she knows the next announcement. Yeah. The Lisa Van Rump has actually a pretty amazing moment because Andy asks Lisa what she thought of Sherry for giving Jack so quickly. And Lisa goes, well, I was surprised, but I think she has the quality that Nian has inherited from her, which was a really ambiguous way of saying she's a pushover with that. Yes. Yes. But like if you're not paying attention, you'd think it's like, oh, but she way of saying she's a pushover with that issues.

Yes. But like if you're not paying attention, you'd think it's like, oh, but she has a really sweet and forgiving and sees the good in people, but it's also means yes, pushover, gonna be in bad evolutions in the rest of your life. Well, if you've been divorced four times, your bite definition not very forgiving.

I mean, let's just face it it okay. So she's like she's all forgive me she's the best woman. I was like and she's probably getting divorced from someone right now because she doesn't forgive them. But also there's a Facebook post of sharing someone getting divorced. Someone maybe be divorcing her. That's true. But there's a Facebook post of Sherry, her mom, people are like, how could you forgive Jacks? And she's like, well, I'm not really happy I did it. But he had just cut a check for $12,000 for our sick family members. So next time, no forgiveness. And I was like, well, there's your answer. Thank you Facebook. Yeah. Exactly. So I mean, Jack's, listen, Jack's is like a emotional criminal. He knows exactly what he has to do to get out of any bind. He's been doing

his entire life. That's how he survives. He knows what to say. He knows what to pay. He will do what it takes and he'll get he'll wind up out of the muck. So then Brittany goes on this. If I choose to be happy and positive, it's better than not being positive and not happy, holding groutes your whole life, they end up with tumors like that. Not me. I'm like, they also get tumors from drinking diet cuck. Stop like blaming people for their tumors. Yeah. I got oddly bad at Brittany. Yeah, it wasn't weird. You are sitting next to Jacks if anything gives you tumors It's Jacks. It's actually kind of like a oddly offensive thing to say because the sort of the implication is that people who have tumors

are people who are like judgmental and mean and People who get a tumor like that's the last thing you want is someone to say that about you people with tumors Just won't forgive Jacks for cheating on them. That's it. It's a whole epidemic. Come on people. So Andy's like, so Lala, you say you're a feminist and you're uniting women and you love the power of the pissy. She's like, my pussy got me an eye ate. What's the question? Yeah, so what's your definition of feminism? She's like, well, I mean, excuse you. Basically, for me, the female you you body is beautiful. And if you want to bring your tits out,

you do you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I don't think it's that you're bringing your tits out. I think that they have like USC, not USC. What's the UPC symbols? Like where you scan them on the grocery store life. They have use, yeah, they have barcodes on them. I think that's the thing. And Vanderpump's like, would I not use to that kind of feminism? That's for sure. Like you put people in outfits that they have to tape to their bodies because they will show their vagina the other way. Please don't lecture me on feminism either. Miss Vanderpump.

Oh, skew skew. Are you talking about sheenen? She's like, no, those are the skews in my boobs. Papers to this. Out of my own money. And 12 hours to cut. So my mom paid for the rest of the skews. And he's like, well, it's funny that you call yourself a feminist because you have a history of body-shaming women. And she's like, well, yeah, that's true.

But when I feel cornered or attacked, you know, I go for whatever is your biggest insecurity, whether it's the size of your whip, if you're like a badass bitch or not, whether your pussy takes it like a pee, takes it like a pro, you know, things like that. This was the most awkward definition of feminism either. And did you notice when she's like,

the female body is beautiful. And if you want to bring your tits out, and then it cuts to Kristen and Katie both looking down at their chests Like oh my god, and I'm not even making that up that really happened. I put it. It's at 47 30-ish Well, well, Lala saying like Lala saying about why she body shame people as she goes for their insecurities because clearly that will Well, Trump Feminism every time. James interrupts and is like, that's what I do.

That's what I do. And you get some out of me. That's what I do. I go off to insecurities. She's like, I'm speaking, James Hughes. James Hughes. I'm speaking in the leads of him. I'm like, stop it, James.

Stop it. She's trying to bodysame before she gets back to feminism. Give her a hug. Give her a feminism her feminism break. Everyone deserves one after a long day. So Andy's like, so Stasi, what's your take on feminism? And she's like, well, that's not my brand of feminism, but her brand of feminism gets me free flights on first class to Vegas.

So I'm for it. Yeah. So what about you, Brittany? She's like, well, I think that women should support each other instead of tearing themselves down. That's what famine is. It's all about. And they're raky people.

Yeah, unless you're a raky instructor in which case, you can tap out of here. You bullshit motherfucka bitch or faith. Cause that was faith fault. Because what sort of person would do that to someone who's taking care of an old lady? She's like well when I gained weight women commented that I was fat and women need lift each other up Especially when you don't even know the person. I was like what will you want to talk about raky again? Hey, I'm sure you've had so many long wonderful lunches with yeah exactly So jacks do you agree he gets hashtag me to and like oh jacks That's not what me to me and and in his the I mean in the shows defense because I was impressed that they just didn't like laugh

I'm let that go everyone's like no He's like what does it mean what does it mean? I thought it was for women's power. I was like, how has Jacks of all people never heard of me too? I would think that people are spray painting that on this goddamn car. I know. And of course Schwartz, the biggest defender is like, he didn't mean it in that sense. Give the old boy a break.

He doesn't know. Give him, he didn't know. He didn't mean it. This is, this is why there is me to right here for the aggressors and their Your apologies Well, they just always stick up for each other. It's like they're always there for each other in the war of In the low making out sessions It's actually disgusting because that's what happens. It's like you know you got you have someone like jacks

you probably has caused many, many two moments. And then you have someone, he didn't mean it, like, given other chance, whereas someone who'd be like, you know, hey, you know, this guy, like, he stuck his hand down my pants, I didn't ask for it. Then, you know, this is, well, she's a problem. She's a troublemaker, you know, see? So shut up, Tom Schwartz, you're part of the problem. So then my favorite part, Andy's like, so Katie, you're much less awful of a human being than normal. What's up? You okay?

And she's like, well, I definitely took inventory of my life. And when I learned to love a lot of restricing. When I learned to be more loving and accepting of myself, then blah blah blah. And Andy's like, um, so the shorts is dick work better now. I'd like someone to. I'd like someone to. Oh, I'd like to get that you're the boss. Could you imagine your, could you imagine the guy who like runs your show saying that,

asking that question? Oh my God. Well, I mean, they have a national geographic for Christ's sake. Thank God. But yeah, so just what's like, yeah, well, yeah, we just got a little tune up the other night. Here's the thing with Katie, you know, for a long time, she was a nightmare of a human being. And I'm just like one of those sad people who stays with a nightmare of a human being because I got nothing else going on in life. And guess what? I weathered this dorm and here we are. She's like an okay person now. Yeah, he's really a brick, but he says everything.

That's really nice little boy boys. And so he just gets away with these assumptions. Pray he's smoking the band at Possum. Yeah. So yeah, he says in this Q way and he is cute, like not in a way that Lala would clearly ever like. And so he just gets away with it. So then it's like, so can you finally tell us Katie about how you fell through a skylight?

She's like, sure. So basically, I was on the roof with my friend and we're taking pictures and we saw a skylight. And we're like, oh my god, like, look at this skylight. Let's take a picture of the skylight. So I sat on the skylight and I broke and I felt 25 feet, which I think that must have been just like massively traumatic. I was like, girl, why are you sitting on a skylight? What are you doing? Well, she was a kid and it was 2009 and I have reality show expiration dates. Okay, there's a statute of limitation on your PTSD. Like this is season six, okay? This does not excuse you being like,

you're such a slut and you're such a distal the other girls, like I just don't buy it, okay? Maybe it's a reason for never go to the excuse. And then all the boys are cry, like everyone's pretending to cry. And then I'm like, yeah, you guys have learned a lot, which is why you were jumping on a skylight, Moss Vegas, like come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Mexico. And then Schwartz has like a really deep inside. He's like, yeah, you know, I'm really fascinated by how fragile our bodies are. I'm like, oh, great insight. Thanks. Says the person that bounces back up every day,

even though they're completely shit-faced. I know. So Lisa's like, I always wanted her to tell her story. And now she has. And now may no one ever be tempted to sit on a skylight again. This is what I gave the world through Katie Spain. Like that she takes credit for every little thing. And Kristen goes, you were full on Kanye West.

It's like, what? I didn't understand what that was. Is it because Kanye West that he do something to his jaw or something like that or get braces? Skylight, I don't know. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I just didn't get it. I just didn't get it.

I didn't get it. And I just did not. I obviously, I don't want to give Kanye West another Google hit. If I cannot contribute to his relevancy on Google search results, I will do that. That's my stance for today. Well, good. I'm glad you took it. Thank you so much.

Thank you. And I do think that's pretty much it. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't think that there's a statute of limitations on real PTSD, because I think if you don't handle it, it will make you funky for years and years, because I know some people. There's not a statute of limitation on PTSD. What I'm saying is there's a statute of limitations on excusing your behavior, your

shit behavior with things that happen way in the past. Like I can understand if that's what it was. I just feel like I really agree with my, and I know people are going to hate this. Sorry, but I agree with what Sheena says. Katie had a shitty season. People are over in the an asshole and now she's like whipping out the big guns So people are nice to her again on Twitter. Well, I agree with China as well She's a traumatized that you broke your face and are scarred, you know I do think that some people are allowed to maintain their PTSD for instance landlocking

God bless her PTSD. That is the funniest shit. Like every time like, well, I was a coordinator, it's all PTSD. Like, that's carny PTSD. That's like that. Yeah. But I like it when you're like funny PTSD, but when you're KD PTSD, it's like, yeah, fun PTSD. Come on, guys. Yeah. We're watching. We want some fun PTSD. We want carny PTSD. We don't want fall through a skylight PTSD. I mean, that's just doesn't have the same flair. Yeah, think about our feelings. Yeah. And how come Katie didn't turn into catwoman, by the way? Well, that movie didn't do very well. So we all know like Selena Kyle, you know, trying to be liked more

on Twitter, not more hated. She's like, now I'm Catwoman. It's like, oh, Katie, you make the worst choice. Katie would be like the worst catwoman because she'd be like taking naps. She's like, what I'm catwoman, cat's take naps. Can I have a sauce or a meal? You're like, Katie, you're supposed to be like slinky and fun now. She's like, I'm furious at the irrelevancy of yarn. Just Katie playing with the ball. So she's a laser pointer away from just like knocking into something. Like rent Katie run.

Now that would be a great arc for Katie. Now that's PTSD. I got PTSD because I ran into a lock. I saw a point in a laser pointer too quickly. You're just storming through, sir, knocking over chairs, like bouncing on laser pointers and flashlights. I was like, what's going on with that waitress? Oh, my God, you're making Katie my hero of the season, suddenly. These are the notes that Katie needs. All right, I got this bitch up, man.

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