Watch What Crappens - PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6

Episode Date: May 22, 2018

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Haram from trashdogtv.com and the Rosebrook's Batcha podcast. Ronnie, how are you in this time of need? Good, but this is why they put a bell on dead people. So you know that they're not dead when you bury them and you just buried Vanderpump rules and it was like, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG Yeah, I mean, secrets revealed, those episodes are almost always a total disappointment. This may be the only show where I'm like vaguely curious to check out the secrets revealed, because I know that there was some sort of dinner party with Kristen where she was trying

to like propose a vegan agenda for Tom Tom and I'm really hoping that's on secrets revealed. But... The vegan secrets. The vegan secrets revealed. Also, we're not covering it because we're taking a day off next week's suckers. We're off from Memorial Day, but we will still be doing Potomac just on Tuesday, the day that we normally do this one.

Yeah, we're going to do Potomac on Tuesday. And then starting the week after that, real, I mean, Southern Charms Nola is going to take over the Tuesday slot for this podcast. Awesome. Also, that thing about the place is coming back. I you mentioned it in the show we did this morning and that show about the music.

Your husband cheated on me, which is so perfect. The title alone is so perfect to be on during Vanderpump rules, you know, but that's coming back and everyone has different hair now. So I guess they just shot most of it late, just to answer your previous question. Oh yeah, because I asked that on our Potomac recap, I was like, what's that happening? So let's do this, the real real call, real quickly. We got shows, we got live shows coming up,

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Jesus Christ, by the time we get to the end of these, I'm like, I need a degree in something, okay? Yeah, yeah, exactly. You can be like Karen Huger and you can get a degree, but then return it. I give it back. I give it back my diploma, I've had a pump rule of studies.

So, oh, and we should mention since we're putting this show out, this episode right now, we're putting it out Monday night If case you missed it there was a Patron Mike episode earlier today, so go check that out So the this part three of the reunion opens up with Andy talking about a surprising new friendship Jackson James had this all happened Jacks had to go from wanting to punch him in the face Defining him in a place. And he said, it's like he said something. I don't remember.

It was like crawling or like, I don't know, but I said I'm sorry, right? And James is like, they show the cliff and he's like, oh, shut up, Stasi. Yeah, he's crawling on the ground. You got kicked off and came crawling back, Stasi! And Jack's was like, I like that guy. He made fun of Stasi, which by that logic, he must love us. Um, hugs Jack, Jack's good.

Yeah, yeah, puffy hugs. So I started the last reunion, and at least I've been from, I'm like, well, they are remarkably similar two broken birds in the shape of giant elephants two broken cocks get it get it I've been sitting on this for 35 days They're both being played by Hayley No, it's the jacksy trap So that was a jack you're a shame to parents trap shame parents the broken bed trap

And songs like yeah, they're yeah, their choices are similar, bro They're both compulsive maybe you're still wearing a square suit and like 10 pounds of eyeliner. Please be quiet I like his oversized plaid suit. I'm literally mad at Tom because of his suit today. It doesn't make any sense Like it makes no sense. It's a rational anger, but there you go. I like it because I feel like I can schedule appointments on it. It's like a big calendar. That's where I hate it. I hate organising it. I'm like, Tom, I have an appointment on your elbow. It's like a twister game with no dots.

It's like, what do we just stand on any square we want? We can just play a giant game of Tik-Tak-Tow on it. It's like Tik- we just stand on any square we want? We can just play a giant game of Tic-Tac-Toe on it. It's like Tic-Tac-Toe! It's like, DUDD DUDD, gooze. It's like that's a different game. Mary had a little dune! I would love to see this cast play, Duck Duck Goose. Could you imagine just seeing them all sitting around that circle? Like, someone hits Lisa's like goose she's like oh alright let's be get off my stool and chase you around in a circle alright I think I'm gonna

get the like Lisa I've made my lap you have to get up so I can take your place alright how dare you can and I have employed that goose like someone hits like it's like duck duck duck James goose. Fuck you. Fuck you You know I give you a bit you're a bit. I'm not a goose. You know I am. I'm a spend you go girl It's like okay, you're not in the spirit of the game So Andy's like so James jacks is really old so jacks is basically like the crypt keeper talking to a really young audience member. How do you feel about being the audience member? And James is like, he's like, my dad, you know, I pay for Jackson's hot lemonade. He just will sometimes. He also can't say TH sounds. He says, thanks,

Nathan. Thanks, Nathan. I liked the little James and Jack's montage of their friendship where they showed the things of them doing selfies and all that stuff, but there was one shot at the end of the montage with this random shot of Jack's just sitting in like an inner tube and James with a little little scuba mask swimming up and like bopping into his inner tube with his forehead. It was so stupid. Yeah, that's real friendship there. It was so stupid and yet it seemed to really get to the core of it. Yeah, he likes water. He looks being on top of water, floating in the thing,

and I look swimming in water. I'm gonna have a new song called What the Fuck with Water. Lava's like, sorry, I've already got any song called I wanna fuck you like, wow-a. Okay. I need my wawa. I wrote that song, I discovered water. Okay. I need my Wawa. I wrote that song. I discovered what a, okay.

Guess what? I discovered what a, it's not about the what a, guess what you have to pop-boil past it in. What a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, How dare you! James! Let's talk about how much the duck-duck hurt this goose. James, be a good friend and run your lap. Be the goose. Be the goose. I'm not going to do it Lisa. Do it, James. If you're going to be a friend of Lala,

you're going to run in a circle. Hanky, hanky, hanky. Hanky always loses. White, hanky, black, hanky, white, hanky, black, hanky, hanky, hanky, hanky, hanky, hanky, always loses. White, hanky, black, hanky, white, hanky, black, hanky. He pankes me, he pankes me not. He pankes, he hankies me, thank God I found real love. So, blah, blah. KTG, oh goose, that's a convenient narrative. No run.

Well, are you trying to body-shame me? Oh never mind you were in the game also None of them know how to play duck duck goose. They'll have a different response Then I'll even need to they just keep running away. It's like we're not even playing anymore Everyone just keeps getting out of their chair and leaving all right. Shwots you're the goose. Oh Wow, oh man. I don't I don't even know this is like crazy Like this means such an honor being called the goose from you Lisa like I don't oh don't even know this is like crazy like this means such an honor being called to goose from you Lisa like Oh, Schwartz you You haven't even gotten up out of your chair yet Gosh, I hope I don't disappoint you as a goose swine

So Andy's like so Lala you were concerned Vinny saw a jacks and James becoming friends and she's like Yeah, and look what? I popped and he's like what what happened? James is like what happened? He said that you fucked Kristen. Hello Well, I met a lot of things to say in the water. He was in an air tube. I was in a mask. I was like, good, you saw him mask and inner tube. It's called rubbers and masks. Rub a mask. Rub a mask. Are you mask of them? Cause I got my rubber and mask.

Well at least someone does. So he's like, he's for gave people to. I mean, Stossi Eric Katie, well, everybody, I don't know who he's talking about. He's like, they call, oh, Sina, who does she forget? Who call her a war for years in the cheaper gay? Because she's like, um, she's you, like, Jim's use, I don't know how you can go do so many seasons of hating someone and then suddenly you're broke.

He's like, what you just did it with Stossi? You did it with Stossi and Andy's like, yeah, you did it with a lot of people. Lala. Yeah, he's like, she called you a whole for years. You know, who else had that problem? Jesus, who also lust forgiveness? Take that one. James, let her talk.

Seriously, seriously. Christian had a really good episode. I just, I think this whole reunion, this whole three part reunion should be called Shut Up, Christian. Yeah. If that's all anybody ever said the Christian, Kristen had a really good episode. I just, I think this whole reunion, this whole three part reunion should be called, shut up, Kristen. If that's all anybody ever said to Kristen, it was so funny.

Like, come on, James. And Stasi's like, like, oh no, she goes, oh, as far as Stasi's is concerned, I only let her plant an event, big deal. And she was like, yeah, well, I've run headed law, and now they don't, and that's the same. Ah. Yes, she was like yeah well I'm gonna head it all out now they don't let's say yeah James is like moving on that's boring that's boring seriously seriously so Andy's like Stasi how did the idea of you event planning even come up it's

like on the producers were like we need a story for Stasi how do we just make her a met planner yeah but she can't say that. It's a boss, Betts, and Christmas like shut up, let her talk James. Oh, that was a good thing. On the goose now. So Lisa's like, I always loved Stasi, except season's three through it yesterday. I always loved her. I always thought she had potential to be able to call 1-800-Flowers. What a talent! We are still missing the candle sticks from the candle stick drawer Stars is like yeah, I just want to I just want to be like Lisa like she knows how to do everything

You know like design them as beautiful restaurants in the world in the world don't forget that part I was really afraid this season because I used to be meeting people and then I didn't have the show anymore so now being really nice to everybody. And Ariana was like, well, no one's bossing me around. That's for fucking sure. And Tom's like, no, I'm saying something, okay? Here, here, here bro as the new goose at this table that's the champion tick-tack bro I'm saying something Max we all work so hard and this sausage just comes back

and with happy power she didn't have to wait table like the rest of us. Oh, hello, well, I don't have an event planner being a position of power. I mean, basically, it's time to hand you a restaurant. Not saying you didn't work, but Tom, too sure as fuck didn't. So yeah, yeah, actually, I mean, I wonder if Tom, what Tom Tandoval was saying is basically like she quit the show, she's been lingering around and now she wants to be back in the mix and she gets immediately put in a position where she gets to boss us around and it's like it's not fair because some of us have been already slaves to Vanderbilt all these years. But I mean again, it's like an event planner. I mean, she planned all of two events the entire season. And this was like a 45 week season. She also didn't boss anybody around. Did I miss this? Did I miss the episode where Stasi got to boss everybody around because she like I got the episode where she stole some candles from a drawer and some flowers from the back patio, but I don't remember her bossing anybody around. She actually

did stuff. Yeah, she like carried a box of motives. Okay. So, Stasi's like, let's all be a team. Thank you. I bought some photos around, they took it AF. Let's all be a team, let's all be a team AF. I'm like, Stasi calling for teamwork is just, this is a crazy time in our lives. This is not right. I'm like, wait a minute, do these people believe,

at this point I'm like, do these people believe they're a shit? I mean, by the end of this episode, everybody is saying just completely contradictory things to everything that even happened to the season. Like, did we just all decide to dilute America together? We watched the show. They also made it sound like she planned the Oscars or choreographed half time show at the Super Bowl.

I mean, she literally put up a picture of Lala and some candles and like maybe some flyers and maybe ask the kitchen to pass around some like beef on a stick. Okay. It's cold satay. And Thomas is like, look at Lala. She's so awesome she is a musical are we making a case for how much work that Lala has done

yeah she's answered a phone she is in a position of power she lets people into the restaurants okay so so how did Lala like Stasi's an event planner and Lala's like like Stasi like she was my sheasi like, she was my bitch. She was my bitch. I was like, I need motives and she was like, here you are a master and I was like, that's right, bitch, I'm gonna sing a song called, I made you get me motives, bitch.

She was like, okay, that's one example. I was like, I wanna fuck you, motives. I wrote down, this is she in the sign that I wrote down. I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I wrote down, I I want to fuck you motives. I wrote down. This is she in the slime But I wrote down Okay, that's one example of how she like she was a good. Now let's have another one, please Well, I was like can I just get in a word for one second mother fucker. Shushu Things who was wearing a bathing suit as a costume your idea is not see they cut to her being like bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep ble out of the box. Like she's amazing. And Andy's like, oh, so by the way, about that bathing suit as you did, is your song called Let Me Know I Can Fuck You Boy? And I love the Andy to him.

This is a really serious question. Like his eyebrows all the way up and down at the same time, you know how he does. And love us like, oh, no Andy, my baby voice now Says fuck with you and he's like oh with you. No, we're you Fuck with you So now it's like that's not how to do improv How to do improv? Uh, Lala. Lala, you're the goose now. Skew, skew, skew. And nobody get a fuck with me because I'm the mother fuck and goose.

You can run as far as you want, Doug, but you can't fuck with me. Skew, skew, skew, goose. And, um, Ariana's like, I take my aunt and very seriously. Okay, so now, he's like, so, remember all about the pasta? I mean, that became the catch phrase of the season. And James is like, yeah, yeah, I did do that. I did. So James was it really about the pasta?

She's like, well, I thought she was eating Raquelles pasta for real. For real, she was eating the pasta. You know, we're in Los Angeles and girls only get to eat carbs one time It's one time a year so it's a big deal for a cow to follow have a pasta Also, she didn't know what penny was she thought it was what you do to pay Shoulders give a penny take a penny, you know, you go to 7-Eleven. You know, oh today by the way is episode 7-Eleven I should mention of water crappens Apropry it is appropriate

Convenient yeah, cuz this is like the 7-Eleven of shows. It's like, that's a convenient narrative. It's a convenient, a convenient story narrative. Let's all think about that for a natural. Andy kept trying to say over and over. Now, you know, Kathy Griffin came out with her whole. Andy offered me cook back stage.

So he can't just be like, did you offer them Coke? Or were you talking about Coke? But he keeps saying over and over. It isn't about the pasta really. And he's like, it was, it was about the pasta. His answer is always yes, it was about pasta. Yeah, yeah, sure. So, so Lala starts recounting that that that day

when they were drinking and talking about the pasta. And she's like, well, I was hanging out with James and Logan and James and Logan were having a conversation. I started to go south and I'm like, James, this is my boy. I will defend him to thick and thin, no matter what Logan says about Wagon Wheel pasta. I'm going to defend him. So I brought up the fact that we ate Rickal's pasta thing that he'd be like, oh fuck off. And then like she's telling this story, James just lets out

this enormous sneeze where his body fully collapses forward to his knees. And- A pasta sneeze. It was a pasta sneeze. And I was, in my mind I was like, he didn't even cover his mouth. And thankfully when Andy hosts, you know, Van, Vandipunf rules reunions,

he gets real shady like the rest of us and he's like, you're not even covering your mouth. That's disgusting. Out of everything that's ever happened on anything on Bravo, I've never seen Andy that offended. Like this is what- this is what upset you? This? Listen, do you know how many- do you know how much shit has gone down on Bravo And is this he's like you didn't cover your mouth?

Thank God. He said disgusting. Yes I'm working on converting from you know I was always raised like if I sneeze I like you know I do that thing where you cover your hands of your whole like sort of nose mouth But I'm learning that it's the better thing to do is put it in your elbow, but I'm not there yet. It's not my instinct, so I apologize in advance to anyone who sees me sneeze the wrong way. That's just as rude. You sneeze into your hand, and then you put your hand on something.

Exactly. Someone's going to have to touch your goddamn book. I know. I'm saying I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Well, but then where do you sneeze? Because you're right. I do it in my elbow, and it's disgusting. Then everybody stares at your arm crack You know like to bend in your arm to see where you're gonna wipe it So then I started sneezing. I would open my shirt and just sneeze into my shirt You know like that and then you know then I've got like snobby boobs

It's like well how many people want to touch my boobs like that's not healthy for the public So I just don't know what to do anymore. I know where where does one sneeze? Where do broken sneezes go? I mean you try and put some rotelli up your goddamn days and tell me you don't want a sneeze. So yeah so anyway so anyway they're recounting the day pasta pasta pasta and Lisa's like well this just goes back to what I was saying. James shouldn't drink. He should not even have a sniff of a cherry trifle.

Oh. And everyone starts cracking up that she said cherry trifle and Mahla's like, walk, walk, off, off. Yeah. She takes Andy's Kleenex. He's like, uh, James needs to have where you go. So she walks off, which is, I mean, come on. I mean, this girl really is getting to tell them

no little status. And yeah, I've been hating on it. But by the end of this, I'm kind of liking it. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she walks off and Brittany goes, I could tell, she was getting matter and matter and matter and matter and matter and matter and matter and matter and matter. I was like, whoa, Brittany really needs to host something on that little GC graphics. And because this is, this is incredible.

She was like a piece of chicken and a deep fry or just getting crispy and crispy. And I was like, turn the roe over and I was like, is it ready yet? And then like the skin wasn't ready. And I was like, is it ready yet? And I was getting crispy and crispy. And I was like, is it ready yet? And I was getting crispy and crispy. And I was like, Jay X cheeking time. It's like the first time she heard they were gonna have the Dorito Chalipa self forever.

It's like that time I got combos, but it wasn't one with a peanut butter inside. And I was like, what sort of combo is this? I was as surprised as she walked off when it's when I found out there was a there was a beauty butter and daily why would you put jelly on peanut butter God that made me matter matter and matter and matter and matter and then Lalo's walking off and she's do not follow me Paul. Dan or needy ball very tricky monocle don't follow me pole don't do Tricks tricks he's like We're not paying you tricks the get out who gave tricks his

So now at least the van to pump starts lecturing James and she's like James you have to apologize. I guess a part and Kristen's like yeah James you have just she's a really great girl at least if anyone's like shut up Kristen it's my show shut up yeah when James goes oh Lordy just don't oh Lordy that I don't tell you what to oh Lordy you can oh Lordy you're laying bass but not to see bass That's all again like she went through it and then she got over there But then she saw it again, and that's why she cried Seriously seriously So Chris and gets up check up with Lala and Katie's like well, I want to check in too So Katie gets up and just everyone just starts getting up to go check in on Lala.

Girl, once you fly in PJ, you know, there's a certain desperation to not be on Southwest ever again, you know? And I've never flown a private jet, but I have flown like American, you know? And I'm like, yes. So the West ever again. Yeah, well, I don't know.

I kind of think that Southwest is better than American. I feel like flying in American is basically like Being in a covered wagon with wings. I really just hate that I'm always a see group. It's like I Okay, let's just go because I don't want to get into Southwest anger So least of end pump is like this is being someone who's gone to bat for you with no other sword and you should go out on a limb to apologize a limb. Speaking of which we're gonna put a giant limb in Tom Tom Nick Alain Go back there lame lamb. If you went about feel it to La La La La

Give La La a limb limb and Tom's like for real dude that was a really fuck up shit Bro Dude I'm gonna kill him straight He's getting so angry he's getting so upset Dude two things you gotta do you have to apologize to Lala and stop it in the M&M's off-to-craft service dude Don't you want to have a summer body bro? Lala hits aren not to bot shine. Okay, we'll get to that segment in a second.

And Vanderbilt, and she's like, oh, all right. Okay, so he's, by the way, he's just laughing through this whole thing. He's either trying to cry or just laughing. He even laughs while he's trying to cry. Yeah, he does. Yeah, so it's just, just, Collar.

And by the way, I'm still not entirely clear why Lala walked away. Was it because seeing the clip packages of the things that James was saying was making her mad because he wasn't actually actively like really saying that much at that moment on the reunion? I don't know what it was going on, but then Lala I've had a lot of times where I'm talking about what Lala didn't earn in life. So I would like to take this moment to credit Lala. She has that chair right next to Andy opposite Vanderpump and she will earn her place here. She's like, I am walking off now. I have the second chair. I am. She's like, I'm not going to let Shina be the one to walk off this reunion alone. I am getting my moment too. And I'm going to make Ariana take off her shoes to come

chase after me as well. So, um, so then Lala is like in the bathroom and she's like, you would expect someone who's like my best friend and not say stuff like that I'm like Lala at what point are you gonna reevaluate James as your best friend, you know, like you're right Your best friend shouldn't say that which is why James maybe shouldn't be so close in your circle Also, and this and she brings this up later, but you called people fat all last year and now you're worried about That's what you're mad about that he said fat man. Because later in bubble get to that minute. So Vanderpump's still out on the stage and she's like, we can't hold just leave.

All right, oh, go get them. Okay, on day. Yeah, although before she goes, yeah. It takes out her phone. Yeah, she just goes like, but meanwhile, right before she does that though, Lisa is again, make just James still hasn't left She still hasn't gone to apologize so she's like James be sincere Be sincere like when you're upselling Chuck Joe's beat soup

He's like oh, and he just like rolls his eyes. She's doing totally rise like I don't know my eyes She's like you just everyone's like dude you just roll your eyes It's yeah You literally just roll your eyes dries. It's, you know, you literally just runs your eyes, pal. He goes back. So then Vanderpump goes back and then she goes through the bathroom. Kristen's like, seriously, why? Seriously, why? So that's all

kept hard. Seriously, why? I didn't know the goose could come this far. So Vanderpump goes, guys Katie go back to apologize Lala you're a strong strong little girl Lala and she goes is it everything he said or is it just a clip what was it like are you paying attention and so Lala's like's supposed to be my friend friend. Just to say it to the camera, this is a television show I'm producing. Show me on the Bob-Oward James Hattu.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wendry app So Lisa basically drags Lala back and and Lisa so everyone sits down and Lala's like He's just like all right, so I'll say you sit here. So this is I mean that's That's when you know Lala has played her cards right? We're at least volunteers her seat. She gives it to Stasis that way. She can sit next to Lala and pet her little broken bird. Be nice to Lala. Come on.

You're a strong girl. Now, pull yourself together. I'm sorry. It was more like this. Come on. You're a strong girl. Pull yourself together. Silly.

Pretty woman didn't just cry the first minute she got away she did. She did. Never mind. Lala. This is your moment to it Lala. She was like... Lala. We'll get that wing fixed right? And La La's like Andy goes, why did you leave La La and she is damn you Andy. Why did you have to ask that?

Okay I love her new 50s, you're in these 50s. Oh Andy what you have to do daddy Andy. Oh, Shucks. She's like a little rascal. Yeah. So she's like James was my best friend and I would never in my life when it tearing him down Or his girl down. I mean, I can't try to tear it down if I wanted to because I don't have the Elbrent she came with But he really came for me and he goes well, how are you able to stay friends with them after he said stuff like that?

And she's and Vanderbilt goes, I think there's jealousy there And James goes that is not I love for cat all of them for cat all like we care I like we're gonna I don't protest too much. I just protest because it's I love in Raquel. I love Raquel so much I can't stop saying how much I love Raquel. I love her so much. I love Lala. I love Lala Jackson's like I'm sorry. It's like okay Jack shut up. Yeah, so Kristen's like Don't touch any streets people that he loves the most dog Shushed Kristen Shush Kristen and Lala's like new James be kind rewind I don't have feelings for Lola. I don't have feelings for Lola. I have feelings for Raquel

Raquel is the hottest one. Everyone else is not hot at all. It's not hot at all. And then she's like, what after he said shut up, Kristen, Andy's like, come on, don't be like that. She loves you very much. And he's like, I don't think so.

Because you're really together for years. And Jackson's like, oh, Brittany, I think that he likes her. Like, it's like a boy who likes a girl. So, you know, Hey, cheats on him and then tries to fuck a raking master on camera jacks. Yeah, I love Jacks as little of Pippin' Ace. You know, like when a boy really likes a girl, so he cheeses her, but he makes it seem like he doesn't like her, but he actually does like her. I think that's what's happening. She's like, yeah, that's pretty obvious, Jay. He's like even for me,

not for me. I'm breathing and I can figure that one out. So then we get a clip of how much James probably loves LaLock because of their trip to Big Bear, where they're showering together, which is also where he was in that shower. Yeah, but he says, I've loved you, you know, and he's telling everybody he loves. Yeah, he was. And he goes, well, obviously, he says that a lot. Obviously, I was drinking way too much and Big Baa. I love Rick out.

I should have had more water. I love Rick out. I love Rick out. And I shouldn't have talked like I did. And I was like, you'll skew skew when I was watching this? Like I was thinking, please don't let this air, please don't let this air because if it does air, our friendship is going to be different. And it is.

I just don't feel safe around him anymore, skew skew skew. But you felt safe around him if you thought it wasn't going to air. I mean that says so much. Like I can't be friends with you because my boyfriend boyfriend saw it, now he's gonna be mad. Well, I mean, it sounds superficial, but it's actually kind of true. I mean, like, now she knows that, like, it's like, you know, at least she could have been covered for him,

but now it's like, now Randall saw it, and it's gonna be like, fuck this guy, you know. Yeah, do you wanna keep your eye eight? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know. Yeah, do you wanna keep your eye eight? Yeah. Oh, you didn't wait for me. Get it, I ate without you. So Lala's like, you know, the thing is that like, James, like last year, we went for people's physical appearances

and I'm mortified about that. And they show a clips of her from last year. And she says like, you all have summer bodies. like can he's just like she's just blobish She's just it's not that she's a blob. She just looks blobish which by the way, we're like two of lava's funniest moments of all time I'm sorry. They really made her a hero. They made her a hero with that now She's like remember when I saved the planet. I really hate that She's like I was hoping you would learn with me. And you just didn't. You didn't grow with me. Oh, okay. He's like, I won't say those things ever. Okay.

Okay. I don't believe you. I don't believe you believe anything you say, James James. That's why I've kept you by my side. You took on burdens, your a and someone you're eight shouldn't have to and Kristen's like yeah no one ever told her to shut up. And James oh sorry no you go and then sad music comes and James like oh whoa look he's trying to cry yeah and laugh at the same time and sad music is playing and James is like so free and I forgive. And then Andy just goes nice. I did that. Just goes to commercial. Oh, nice. Sweet. We'll be right back to ask about everybody's bips in four and four. So Andy, when we come back, Andy's like, Jacks, tell me this, the phone rings one day, there's a guy from Tampa on the other end, and he off you to a marketing position. And it's in hockey.

And you said, like, what is this? What are you just trying to remind him? Match game. That's right. Yeah. This hockey off really was so big. How big was Andy? Yeah, this hockey off really was so big How big was Andy yeah, you did it right Jackson's like it didn't happen like that. Okay, it's been like a I've been working at it a long time And he's like, um, okay, so you said you were leaving anything behind and he goes well no offense But I bartend it sir, okay like what the hell and he goes well no offense but James just needs really without anything covering his mouth so I take offense to that person yeah and he's like no offense but actually you have a girlfriend moved LA I think that's like the larger point which is so funny

that like after all this jacks is still like I mean I bartended a lay I mean bartended at at surr it's not really like a career trajectory and was like um it wasn't about the bartending gig it was about the fact that you had a girlfriend that you didn't speak about this with and also by the way the fact that you do bartend at surr you wouldn't have any of this fame if you didn't do that so it is actually significant so and you have a TV show that you're on on ambie's you know kind of channel or whatever. Kind of channel.

So Brittany's like, you just don't care. You made me feel like a non-ham sandwich chance. And he goes, I thought you wanted to get out of LA. I thought you'd be excited. I thought you wouldn't leave. I thought you'd want to be like sort of geographically a little bit closer to your mom who I'm not gonna like to see. But I thought that's what you wanted.

And then Lisa's like, but you didn't ask her. You didn't ask her. Well, I just read her on, so I apologize. I'm totally sorry. Just totally read her on. Just bullshit apology. Bullshit is bullshit. Okay. I know. And her punts like, I don't think you're being quite honest. You went through a lot and Brittany was there for you. She finally learned how to make a sandwich Which changed your entire life and my right and he's like yes Lisa. She goes there we go He's like well, I mean to be fair. She did learn how to make a sandwich, but by then I moved on to Peter pockets So like she has to keep up, you know

Thanks Vanderpump. You're a real a Yarmla Fix my broken bed. So, Jack's like, yeah, he's like, I said a lot of things to you that I regret. I was like, okay, here they come in like the canned apologies. I miss rid of the situation. I'm sorry. I said a lot of things to you that I regret. For instance, saying that I want a monogamous relationship.

Oh, I mean, I didn't mean to say that part on that. I don't even know a monogamous relationship. Oh, I mean, I didn't mean to say that part on that I don't even know monogamous is isn't that a game where we play like with different colored money and we keep rolling a dice And there's like a little man holding his hat in the air. I do get a manogamous from kissing people So okay, so he's like Andy psych well Jacks remember when you didn't even know Brittany's passion in life? Do you know what it is now? And he goes, uh, special, okay? Not a K.

Not a K. Special leads. I don't mean not a K. He's not a K. Jacks, Jacks, piecing out the answer to this question was like the greatest episode of the newlywit game. He's like, what's first passionate? He's like, what's first passionate?

He's like, helping children. Hospital, special needs, special needs, helping children, hospital, special needs, yeah? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh mid lights up. Betty White's all proud of her, her clue giving skills. It was like he was trying to work out a puzzle from classic concentration. He's like, well, I see a child, I see a red cross. Next season, next week on Tic Tac Do,ettie champion jacks is gonna try to figure out what's british favorite color yeah he's kind of on jeopardy because a he has sex with that condoms lord knows what he has and he answers everything in a question what is special needs and then he does that thing with his face the best part is he doesn't

even answer authoritatively like he just pieces it out and then when everyone says you got it right he does that thing where he's like that frown like eyes bulging frown like oh I don't know like like any sort of shrugs like that it sounds right sounds good yeah pretty good pretty good jacks so area on us like I didn't really even believe he'd go to be honest and Tom's like oh well so sad it's not so he goes yeah whatever I can't believe you even took it seriously. Jesus Christ, you cried. And he's like, I didn't cry. I said, I'm a...

I didn't cry. He was gonna go. He was gonna leave me. He was gonna go on Twitter. Oh, let me do it. I was a cry. That's how I imagine he cries now. This week's. When he holds it in.

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Which is so like little kids eat like whatever. I'm done with you guys. I'm your be a fire fighter. He's always been the boy who cried wolf. Everybody knows that. He cries wolf and then he starts to fire a station on fire. So he's the only one that can save because everybody else is burning it. He's the one person who could actually like work, he could like stop a back draft because the fire would be like, oh, you know what, this guy, I don't know if I wanna touch this guy,

I'm just gonna put myself out right now. So Brittany's like, well, he didn't get a job, I just don't know what. Yeah. So basically he's a big fat liar. Well, because they's like, well, he did get a job. I just don't know what. Yeah. So basically, he's a big fat liar. Well, because they were like, well, if this was your once in a lifetime dream job, which again, to remind people is doing social media for a hockey team in Tampa,

why didn't you take it? He's like, well, at the end of the day, I didn't want to leave my best friends. Oh, he said at the end of the day, I was scared because it still jacks. Like, look at me. I'm just vulnerable. I'm just a vulnerable boy who needs hug and love and forgiveness. Just tapping his, tapping his third eye with that raky stone, trying to fend away that fear

so we could take a real job doing real social media for a hockey team. And then Tom number two is like, it's because he's in love with LA. Like he doesn't want to admit it, but he is. Also he heard to Coke was a lot more expensive in Tampa. So here we are. Tom number two, how about you just shut up and stop standing up for every man's wrong deed?

That's true. I mean, they all just pretended that you don't cheat like every other week, but still, you know, enough. So now we move on to the finale party and Patrick, his behavior, etc. So apparently, Stasi was like, I was shook AF. I like, I couldn't even watch it. I was up all night because, you know couldn't even remember that night cuz I'm Xanax and alcohol and it was like Modifying a yeah, like who does that. Oh, yeah, the guy was dating and Vanderfrance like he was rude

Mandy says well, yeah, how rude was it when he talked about your backside? She's like on so many levels. was wrong. First, I just met him. Second, it was someone who was working me and his girlfriend. Third, I really wanted a bigger part of plant in that section and no one had put it there. Fourth, I'd been texting Nicolay in all day. He hadn't written me back. Fifth, after all, Ken and I have done for Kristen. Good luck you. have done for Kristen. Oh, good luck you. Shut up, Kristen. Shut up, I'm gonna see.

I'm already shut. The fuck? Up. And then Patrick had the nerve to call us. Knitted dish. Patagonian toothbrush. When we all know it's lazy bus. You see here at Sir, we have these things called special specials and they are dishes that we put on just once in a while they're called

specials that's one of our many innovations here. Now for something no one's ever ever heard of. Tuna ta ta ta. And I know you may be scared if you might think is that tuna being served in tar? No, it's raw tuna and it's quite delicious. There's no menus anywhere else in the world. That's a little... Um, Vanderpump's like, Oh, and then my own restaurant, but I, sitting on a bench I'd never, ever, Dane to sit on before, because that's when sad people who are too ugly to get in,

have to wait. Well, we pretend that we're just hoping a table opens for them. I had to apologize to him. The proof of the pudding is in the eating. And she's had enough pudding. Hey, you need to learn about body shaming, man, man. I love pudding also, and there is proof in the pudding. The proof of the pudding is that there's always more pudding on the bottom of the pudding

as there is on the top of the pudding. You know what, I like Kozy Shack pudding, but I was like, where's this Kozy Shack? I like a Kozy Shack. After Promo's sheep tried to propose to me, and he left a key in the pudding. Hey! Prief of the pudding. Um, you're in the pudding. I don't know what that means. The proof is in the pudding, Hey, proof of the pudding. You have the pudding. I don't know what that means.

The proof is in the pudding. I guess it's like that. I just like that the sheep proposes to her incorrectly after prom. The sheep. Did you say the sheep? Yeah. The sheep proposes her and put a key in the pudding. The sheep is going to be romantic in her jello pudding.

The sheep is like, I'm afraid that I can't seal the deal with Britney so I'm going to be extra romantic and put the key and the pudding like you know you don't me a key? Mmm. Shut up, she. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Obviously I'm not seeing the sea women And it goes a scene a do you fast forward through the scenes that you're not and she's like I'm like I'm so like I'm a fair She goes they do fast forward throughout the people seeing just to see yours or whatever and she goes like yeah, sorry, I do Like my puffy on say She's like, my puffy on say She's like she's like well, I have let's just like well, I have show alone on a night So I can't always watch and I get back logged in and I was like eight episodes

They don't know what to do. So I'm like I'll just fast forward to me and like there. I am That's well so so much fan different Vanderfranco for every single time. They've got them in the opera. It's hoping that that's the end. So yeah, sort of so light. I like to never watch the show because we have shows on Monday. Even though the theater's dark on Mondays,

but like whatever. Yeah, isn't theater, theaters are dark on Mondays, Gina. Well, not, probably not hers. Yeah. Because I think she started listening the day she has show and it's like Monday, Tuesday, like wow the gold the nugget never rests They listen they got to get people in there. So Tom Schwartz is like, oh

Patrick was so inappropriate. I just wanted a punch him. I mean, I wouldn't have because you know, I'm scared of punching people but oh Also, he's really cool off the show. Man, that man, man, so wise. Hey, so wise. And Jackson's like, Hey, forget that guy. Like the guy you have now, so cool. He's just so cool.

Jack's fat. What does every guy on the, every guy on the show is so impressed by like like guy with anything to their name? Yeah, so Stasi's like you said Stasi met this guy because Katie and Kristen like Introduced them and so they're really happy. They're clicking in the corner like two Emma's and Stasi is like, yeah, I really like him a f and I just like like don't screw it up. Don't screw it up. I'm like, well, you're saucy. But also that so she's like, yeah, I was so embarrassed that I have a man have that much power on over me.

God, I hope I don't screw this up. It's like, saucy, learn your lesson. Yeah. It's about him screwing you that. Yes, thank you, Ronnie. Thank you. So Andy is like, also, they are really cute on Instagram. I'm not gonna lie. Mm-hmm. Like a basic part. is like, so. Also, they are really cute on Instagram. I'm not gonna lie.

Like a basic one. They are, yeah. You know, yeah. And they were like, he's just like Tom Schwartz. It's like, oof. So he smells like swamp water. River water. River water.

I'm from some credit. River water. Trying to be the best pond swimmer he can be. Baba, I'm an algae. Oh, is that L22 algae snow algae? Get out of here, Deandra. Out is not even a word. Okay, Sistasi.

Yeah, okay. Next. So Andy says, Lala, you said Bubba a lot. Tell me about that. Well, I can't f**k Fatshame Katie anymore. So I'm just going to suck on our boyfriend on the national CV and see if I can piss her off again. Yeah. So, yeah, Lala was talking about her Baba,

because they're talking about Mexico now. And she's like, so I have like a low-dose-dose-dose scusky, and I was reading online and like the way it's to reduce anxiety is you can like chew ice cubes or like touch things or you know, suck a dick, right? To reduce anxiety and sometimes I don't have a dick so I just like suck a baby bottle. Oh come on with the penis parade, darling. And Jack psych, God you were doing so good and it goes straight to dick.

Like well, you're one to talk. Also this anti-anxiety thing's like, God, you were doing so good and it goes straight to dick. Like, well, you're one to talk. Also, this anti-anxiety thing's like, you can put ice on your wrist or a rubber band that you snap, like, how does that help with anxiety? Literally snapping yourself. Wouldn't that be bad for anxiety? Uh, you know what, I don't know. I am not a licensed rubber bandologist,

so I really can't comment on it, but it does seem Like really stressful, okay? That's what they they also tell this to people with Like addiction issues like you know dominoes or whatever you may have smoking Whatever you personally may be carrying everybody out there. It's not me at all But you put a rubber band on your wrist and then whenever you want that thing, you snap it and you go, oh, oh, god, I don't want it because it's like a bad association. Yeah, it's a bad association. Thank you. Thank you. We could have been here five years while I tried to get them up with that.

That's okay. That's okay. I'm going to reverse rubber band snappy because I want to have you have a positive association with the word association. Yeah, I guess I was already reverse, reverse, reverse, snatch because I still loved ominous and cigarette so didn't work. Yeah, so Mala's like, it makes you not think about anxiety just like tiny dicks. Yeah, I'm like you realize that a Baba is actually supposed to be a replacement for a nipple, right? So, um, tiny dick with a flip- replacement for a nipple, right? Um, so, um... We're trying to eat it with a flute bat. A tiny nipple-sized dick. So, uh, so James.

So James and Kristen, the rumor about them sleeping together because the oddly-placed pillows. So Kristen's like, um, seriously? I think we all figured out it wasn't true for anyone who watched a show. I mean, probably not Shina. I mean, you probably didn't watch it because you don't watch the show Which by the way isn't cute. It's unprofessional I'm a professional Says the woman who said eat a dick diet my at work So wow, so now it's seen as turned she's just learning from Jack's because Jack's is so foolish

It and just as long as he's like, well, I have an issue. Everybody forgets them. So she's like, well, I'm sorry. Then I went to a matter of like some sort of a fast forward in the parts. And I didn't have to remind me of that. But if the only scenes you were watching were your own, then that's like 100% about your bad relationship. Nice try.

Shushu. Yeah. Shushu, we see right through that another Another, your band, another year on the PJ. Sorry, Southwest for lying. We're gonna be forever, Shushu. So they're like, so they're talking about this whole thing with Jackson, James and the golf course and everything in Jackson's like, he fell on admittedly.

You know, he's doing that thing. Jackson's doing that thing where he puts his hands forward, like he's presenting something, you know. He fell on admittedly golf He's doing that thing. Jack's doing that thing where he puts his hands forward. Like he's presenting something. You know, he's like, he full on admittedly. God, of course, he said it with his own words. And it's like, he's like, I don't know. I don't know. They were fighting back and forth

about the semantics of all this. And Jack's saying, he said it. He said it. And he's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I love for God. So then, Jack's like, so then all of a sudden, Jack's,

they're like, Jack's, you're the one who said it. Like, you're the one who's talking about the pillows and you fucking all this stuff and then Jackson saying that he squintes his eyes and looks up like, oh really? Yeah, and then he just goes, I mean, I don't even say anything. I didn't even say anything about this rumor and then they literally go like 26 minutes ago, flash back to 26 minutes ago to Jack's being like, James, you fuck Kristen. Yeah, because Wala says, you said he fucked Kristen because I did say that. There he goes, now they come back and he's like, I was just saying it was evidence. Like, there were pillows wedged in my hot tub.

Like, they were wedged? Yeah, he's still like wedged. It's not evidence. Yeah, he has this, he's like, it's not evidence. Yeah, he has this whole thing about like, it's 8.30 in the morning and the pillows were inside and they were outside. It was like 93 degrees outside. So why would you have pillows out there?

It was like, the world's draw coms. Would it van Vanderpump say here? She's like, oh, Jack, you play Squirrels. She's like, you miss it. You know, I play Secret Squirrels said or something. And it's like, no no I didn't even though I don't know what that is and Tom's like okay, well Even if it's 7 30 in the morning. Okay, look it's 7 30 in the morning. We've all been there

You say are we getting food or are we fucking okay? I'm sorry, but it looked that way to everybody is that what? Sorry, I came across evidence is that what Tom said to you and you guys were on the beach at 7 o'clock in the morning in Mexico? Dude, Ronnie, are we gonna fuck, get some food? Well, we all know what I would choose. Dominos, so. And we didn't say either of those things. He was like, Ariana, let's go, leave that weirdo. No, we don't.

Yeah, that's what I was doing. Ariana, do you want to have food? Or do you want to fuck? They're like, bye, Ronnie. Oh, nice try. It's like, get on leaving me. I want to. Okay, carrying on.

So James is like, it's Jackson's like, sorry that I came across evidence. Okay, I guess, suppose you're all mad at Matt Locke. And Tom's like, well, like, come on, like, that's not the, he said hang out with Kristen. I mean, he said it so fast. And James is like, that is shade as fuck, you flipped a word. He's like, yeah. And then Tom's like, Tom's like,

yeah, with Kristen. What I mean. Tom suddenly becomes like, Uda Hagen. He's like, okay, dude, this is how I said it. I was like, I was like, dude, so, where you guys I said it. I was like, dude, so, we guys hanging out, like I did it like this, like we're hanging out. Wait, dude, we're hanging out, that's what I said.

The words were on the screen, dude. The words were on the screen, the words were on the screen. I couldn't understand, the words were on the screen. And he's like, when I saw it, there were no words on the screen. And I still heard it. I said, what are you guys talking about?

The words on the screen. You know, and James goes, well, you could have asked to us. Could have asked to us. And then Chris in one point, because she's like, come on, we know what you said. We've read it. That's where they were talking about the work. Oh, yeah. And Tom's like, shut up, Kristen. It's a very important addition to this. It's important that's the best pattern. Yeah. It's my important. It's the best pattern of that even Paul the camera man's like shut up Christian Don't follow me Paul. It's like shut up Christian. It was following you

so So then so you know they're all basically they're having this will argument about semantics, you know and So Tom's like I'm sorry dude, whatever and so then like, Jack's, would you like to apologize to the room? He's like, why do I always have to apologize? It's like because you start shit all the time, Jack's, which just goes to show you're not a change man. The fact that you are like, I don't want to apologize shows that that's what your true intention is.

Like he wasn't ready. He had his like, can the apologies ready for all the situations that he thought he's gonna encounter? But he like wasn't ready to have to apologize here. So he's like, you know, when he cares so much about Britney's here, he's like, Britney, should I apologize? If you say no, apologize, I'll apologize. And she goes, well, if he didn't say it, you should apologize. Sounds like okay judge, dude, like, like, just dodo gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say bear no his body is a wonderland a bit so somewhere around here why did Kristen do this again somewhere Kristen goes suck my dick

damn cuz it could have been anyone for anything jacks is like well fine I apologize if I misinterpreted it and Tom goes okay I apologize to you cuz I'm misinterpreted it like I was like you were just like furious two seconds ago. You guys are crazy. They're just trying to flip the script on everybody. And Andy's like, well, oh yeah, he goes, remember when you got mad at James and then he threw water in his,

or a drink in his face and Kristen's like, my head exploded. And I apologize to him, you know, but for Tom to go to my boyfriend and Tom's like, well, I'm like, your boyfriend. He's awesome. Like his name runs his partner. It's so cool. Like he's a coolest guy. And Kristen's like, well, okay, I've got a question for you, Tom. How is it different than me going to Ariana? I'm like, oh, wait a second. First of all, you were going up to Ariana, saying you stupid, slay. you know, everything like that.

And he's like, how's that any different? And he's like, oh! Yeah, you really got her. And he goes, well, I wasn't trying to ruin your relationship, Chris and then Ariana goes, I think it's because Carter came up to Tom. Tom didn't go up to him. Yeah. And Chris just looks like, oh!

Ugh! Chris, I'm like, I'm not vindictive. I'm not vindictive. I'm not going to go up to your boyfriend. Yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot different when you're like flying people in random like Craigslist ladies to be like, we had sex. We had sex. Yeah. So, uh, Chris, you could never say I'm right. She always has to be like, they did it. It's like, uh, because Christians can never say I'm right. She always has to be like they did it Like a Chris and everybody else on the ship. I Kristen is really just like a quiet MVP of the season and in a subtle way like we need more Kristen because she is so bonkers

So, no, I'm saying all this stuff like I don't like Kristen. I have actually I've really happened I've grown to like love but this season I've really liked Kristen. I'm glad she is home. I think after all these years, you just like everybody. Because they all play a role. They all play a role and they're all important. So now we move on to Jackson's meltdown at Sir when he was like flipping everyone off and everything. He's like, yeah, well, I was so mad. And I was flipping everyone off.

And just my luck that just as I was flipping everyone off and just my look that just as I was flipping people off, Canon leads to how to walk in. I'm like no they were in there for a while and you were still like it wasn't like they just happened to catch you. You were you were cracked out of your mind that night. Yeah crackhead. Crack his whack, Jack. Yeah and he says like your eyes were bulging, it was terrible. I had to write down special notes in my mini-love photo full of business. Be careful of Jack's, beware.

I was embarrassed for Tata. And Jack, and he's like, were you waste, were you drinking, which is the most hilarious question ever? It's just alcohol. And then Jack's is like, oh yeah, I didn't even have shoes on Yeah, he like lost a shoe or something which is scary That's like that's the most disturbing part about all this that he walked on the streets of West Hollywood with one shoe so

So the streets yeah, and so then like I guess Tom Sandivall had to get an Uber and put Jackson in it and all this I know this stuff and he's like yeah the next morning. Oh, I was so embarrassed. I like, I texted everyone, I texted the cameraman, I texted the crew, I texted even like people who weren't on the show work there. It was crazy. And Lisa's like, what about me and Ken? Well, I texted Sussas. I'm like, you didn't text this again? Yeah, I think he did. I think he must have, have right or at least Brittany took his phone and texted them No, you know, but Lisa what about me That's a hell of a thing to do to me and Ken So Andy's like so Jackson Brittany here. We are again. Let's talk about your break up

Yeah, so after cheating on Brittany a whole summer of trying to get back to square one You dumped her. Yeah, It was just spur of the moment. Yeah, Jackson's like, well, I mean, I thought about it a while. It wasn't like, I wasn't like, it just a decision. Because I was thinking about it for the past two years, like, I fucking hate this relationship. I hate this relationship. Let me see how I can ruin this relationship. Yes, spur of the moment. He'd spent every scene with wiki girl. Like, yeah, I need to get out of this. So she was like, share what's up, blinds that up. This is like, I mean, everything they've been through, and then that to say, peace, I'm

out, but I'll still have sex with you. And just is like, um, the whole sex thing made it really, really back. Yeah, bring it back. Oh, yeah, bring it back. Exactly. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, Jack's just like, I have to look into all of your eyes and say, I thought I did the right thing at the time. I'm like, OK, I dare you to try and look into all of their eyes.

Your eyes are moving back into the floor, like the Felix clock. OK, the cat clock. So he did say that he thought about, he was like, he was like, he was meditative and he was, he was, well, not meditative, he was pre-meditated in the sense that he was, he put thought into it, it wasn't just an impulsive thing, he was like, I thought about it for two days,

which is like not a long time. And- Because, well then why did you hook up? And he goes, why does anybody hook up? Like, so Brittany of course is like, And um, because well then why did you hook up and he goes, why does anybody hook up? Like, so Brittany of course is like, it was hard, you know, because it's like, I was, you know, I was so, it was like really hard. And like, after I had just given you a trip to Mexico and a birthday party at Hooters and a birthday party at a trampoline thing. And then I, I even get my free gifts and my half a meal.

And I found, I found a shoe that looked like your shoe that you lost. And I was like, you can have this and have like a replacement shoe sort of thing And you liked it even want after I did all those things for you and you still dumb you I'm like bitch. This is why you shouldn't have come back to him because you did all this stuff and it went totally Unappreciated that's why people are saying leave this guy. That's why only Unvander pump rules with you here. I gave you a birthday party in Mexico a party of hooters and a party of trampoline place I'm still dumped me And you still damn me

So Jackson's like I thought it was gonna be good for you because I'm bad for you. I'm a mess and she goes in relationships This unpredictable you should take contraception let me buy you a condom The cut to like Britney wearing a condom like on her head like I thought was a little cap So it's like Britney come on even Jennifer Lawrence who I know I know her Looks right into the camera and told you to run. Why would you stay and she's like? well I love the Hunger Games

You know I am the Hunger Games. Sometimes you just pick a number and you're fucked That's it. I'm just trying to stay alive and be I Fallen here and distribute to jacks. See here's what happened. Okay, so I heard a cannon I was like okay time to make a move what happened. Okay, so I heard a cannon and I was like, okay, time to make a move. Um, so I was so mad at Jacks. I was so mad because after all he put me through after bouncy house, after after balloon house, after after laser attack, after magic, I was like, I thought we were for real. And then after that happened, I was like, I just got on the Uber and I was like, I thought we were for real. And then after that happened, I was like, I just got on the Uber and I was like, just take me to a hotel, any hotel we'll do.

Okay, and I was there. And I was like, you know, I was dumped and all these women are telling me, you should go, you should go, it's hard. It was a hard thing to do. I was difficult, I'm like, okay, whatever. Like you still went back to him, you still went back to him.

And Andy, I- Oh, everyone saw it and we got together and no one even got to see that part and that's the part that I'm really mad at Everyone saw me get done but nobody saw me forgive you again, and I'm telling you right now Andy I didn't even talk to him for a month and Katie got you were such a badass Oh such a badass. Oh, wait, you've been speaking for a long time. That's so badass, now, right? So I love- Is there someone to buy you holiday-pay-new poppers

and say, Bubba, a lot, and let's you just forget that they're possibly cheating on you right now? And I like Andy's full on to stand. He's like, Jacks, how do you not leave the apartment? You dumped her, and then you make her leave the apartment, and Jack's like, uh. He's so nasty. He's like, yeah. And Tom's like, I was like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like, okay, someone restart.

It's like banging his head on the table. So, God, I sworn it. So, Tom, oh, yeah, sorry. So, Andy is like, so Brittany, I mean, you had a full month off. Did you bow in anybody? Did you bone Adam? And she said, no, I just texted him a monkey to emoji covering his eyes. Yeah, little monkey where he just can't see nothing. Why the key one? And Vanderbilt was like, well, she did shack a couple of guys from pump. And she's like, I would never call anyone a shag. She's like, all right, well, maybe next season. She literally says maybe next season on the show.

She's already plotting it. So Britney is weird. So Britney is like, so, so I stayed in a hotel for a week. And then he went to Florida, someone back to, I went back to the house. And then he came back. So I went to Kentucky and then went to Atlanta and San Francisco. And then like, I went to the Hooters down the street and then I went to downtown LA. And then I went to Kentucky and then went to Atlanta and San Francisco and then like I went to the Hooter of Sound the street and then I went to downtown LA and then I went to the running candy

trampoline park but he was there Yeah, it's like whenever you hear thing I mean who doesn't love like that. It's the text music of the guy lady Do you know how hard it was for me to get over that sheep? Okay, it's not easy. If you think that happened overnight So Jack's just called and called and called and my feelings just don't go away and now here we are. I'm like You fell into the trap. He's the person I just want to be with you know now we can go to every bouncy K assault We can we can play ski ball now together There in the hooters too far away for us to travel to you so now Brittany he's like well how hard is it because you feel pressure of everybody

telling you you're an idiot for getting back together with him and she's like that's the hardest part because I just want to be a good person okay if you want I'm sorry and I like Brittany and I think you're sweet heart but if you want to be a good person you can't if you want, I'm sorry. And I'd like Britney. And I think you're sweet heart. But if you want to be a good person, you can't be with someone who's a terrible person and support them, even though they do terrible things to everybody else. Like you don't get this just for give jacks on behalf of everybody else. So you're enabling a terrible person, which makes you actually not a good person. Yeah. And so make to do this whole thing where she's like, I wouldn't say mean things to someone out of now because people are giving your Shit online well you're on a TV show and people are gonna have their opinions about it

You don't get to just sit here and cry because people are calling you an idiot when you've been acting like an idiot Yeah, you know if you're a good person why don't you reward a Man who's been a good man a man who doesn't cheat who's a good person who cares about you? Why don't you do that? You know not saying that like relations are reward, but like you are enabling like bad behavior And that like being a good person means you should you should like you should be with a good person I think I'm making this up as I speak, but I like the way it sounds and I'm gonna go with it Yeah, go with the anger. She's like I was trying to put the heart first I'm not saying it's okay to be treated the way I was treated or any of that

Twitter and so Andy's like so what are the other women think here since this season is all about fake feminism Yeah, and Stasi's like well, she deserves a print. So of course there's a little like what the fuck? But I mean, this is a girl who dated Jack's or Pat the Jack's and then Pat. Yeah, Patrick. Yo Colin Pat because it's like Frank Yeah, yeah, so yeah, Stasi's like, you know, I just think it's hard because we think she all deserves a prince. And, you know, she just sort of wound up with like a walking baked potato. Like not even Mr. Potato. It's like just the potato. I like after all of this Britney's just mad at Twitter.

Yes, that's that's what she's taking from all of this. So Andy's like, guys, I don't know if you've heard, but Jackson's dad died. Do you think that's why he's being a nice person all of a sudden? And Kristen's like, well, he's like vulnerable and honest. So he's like, stop putting up a front. Jack stopped bullseating.

I was like, when was that? Yeah. He's been bullseating this whole fucking show. And including when Jackson says he's like, I don't know, I just, it's like there's so much, I'm tired of myself, I'm tired of myself. And he's like, you've said that before. Like that was your line, seasons three through six.

Yeah, I love the air, he just hates Jackson. He really does. So Jackson saying like, I think it's Jackson, he's saying this, he's like, everything about him is different and better. He's getting along with Christin. Oh, no, it's a Brittany. She's like, oh, he's so much better now. He gets along with Christin even. He's nice to my friends. And, you know, he's just treating me so much better. He's taking, he's not taking it, he's not talking damn to me or down on me anymore. And she just keeps going on and on like,

wow, he stopped cheating on you and verbally abusing you. Yeah, he's doing the basic elements of treating someone nice and he gets a medal. And he's of course just parroting therapy lines. He's like, I spent the whole summer talking I was listening to her. I apologize. I'm sick of myself. I apologize and Sorry to all of you guys and Mama's doing now. Lala is like no one is paying attention to me Do they not see him in the first chair? So she puts her fingers in her eyes and she's like

You are trying yeah break eyes and she's like, oh, you are crying. Yeah, so Andy's like, Stasi is listening to all these good things about Jackson. She probably wants him by. Stasi just deflates. She just turns into a husk of herself at the concept of being back with Jack's like Like, no, the Andy's like, so is the end of the episode. So let me ask people a bunch more questions. Yeah. It's like Vanderpromp. Um, you, why wouldn't you fire Jacks? I didn't want him to get to be that victim.

Uh, and so he goes, you're not in Tampa, Jacks. Uh, so I guess that whole thing didn't imagine or immaturarily not work out. Yeah, she's like, uh, do you want to work a sur? Do I want to go back to sur and Lisa's like, uh, we haven't really figured out this door. It's been the next season, so I can't answer.

And Jack's like, I mean, if you need me to pick up a shift, I can pick up a shift. I can do that, which is. She has a piece of it. Oh, pass. And he goes, God, Lisa, I wasn't a, oh, God, I just knorted hard. He's like, Lisa, I wasn't a bad person at work, Jacks, she found like silverware and bottles

that you've stolen from work. Yes. You showed up late this season and got to do a huge fight with Lisa over that. You were a bad person. You were a bad bad worker. And you have like a history of making terrible, terrible cocktails. So he's like, well, maybe I'll work at TomTom.

I'm like, okay, well, that sounds terrible. So then Schwartz is like, so Schwartz, what's going on with you? He's like, he's like, oh, well, I'm just like a little caterpillar and I'm gonna be a business butterfly. Yeah, one day I'm gonna come out of my caterpillar Gakun Shell and I'm gonna fly away. Gidey's like, uh, wait, what? I mean, to businessy things. And he's like, so the world wants to know, are you having baby

Katie's? Do we need to try and forcefully sterilize you right here on this day? Yeah. And he's like, who wants to see little baby Katie's and shorts? Is everyone raises their hands and jacks is like, whoa, this is great. We can all have kids together. And then everyone's like, oh, like, they just show everyone just like groaning like, oh, that's all. Oh, yeah. It's scrunchy enough.

Thank you, Katie and Tom doing it. Okay, we don't need third. Three rungs don't make a cute kid. Yeah. So Andy's like Stasi You have a boyfriend will he be on next season? She goes yes, unless I I mean yes Well, I was like do not say unless you fuck it up again. Yes, Stasi take control of your life It's in case he fucks it up. You're the prize. Stasi. You are the very basic prize

So is Jackson trouble in my Britney? Is there anything you want to yell about? You want to yell at him for later that you can yell at him for now? And she's like, oh, hey, it's doing great. He didn't talk down on me. He didn't break up with me over text. He didn't turn off the air conditioner

while I was sitting here. And Jackson goes, well, we'll be together the rest of our lives, so I mean he can't get worse. You did make a reservation for the video game arcade, right? Oh shoot, fuck it, I'm leaving. Kristen and Carter, she's like, I'm happy for now. Sheena, will you still be single next year? Yes, I am staying single this year. Are you having fun being single?

I am. I am so happy right now. Someone can be a shot of a pasta. I'm not seeing her own Instagram. I mean, you're with Orange Robbie. So it says I'm happy, like being with the Orange Guy with the bad rug. Yeah. They all say that they basically all say they want to be together forever But they're various partners, etc. And so James was it about the past is it oh on to it was about the poster

It was it was and so basically the whole thing ends with and to be like well Normally can and Peter come out and serve a shot for everyone But this year we're changing it up. It's a shot of pasta and everyone's like give it to me Give it to me and they just have a close up of China like inhaling this pasta directly from the shot She's not even waiting for a fork. She's like It's my weekly feeding It's my weekly feeding. She's sucking down this huge piece of Ben A is Holor.

And he's like, who's next to get married? And then van de Prum goes, I think you and they just cut to a space and he's like, that is more disgusting than this reunion has been. You just, you just see like images of John mayor and his eyeballs like, John, you may okay, that's your new name and then they cut to Tom number two Just like oh my god, I came off so great and he's covered in Dan Draft You notice that I was watching it on the big greens. I saw it this time. I was like I did not but I'm glad you got like a little dangerous shaming in at the very end. That's when I saw it. I was like, Jesus, it's like it's taken three hours to fully snow all over the mountain.

So then they're eating the pasta and then of course it's typical sir and pump fashion. Peter goes, oh, we didn't bring forks. Sorry, I forgot it's okay Jack's was too busy snoring Tom shorts his shoulders Oh, what are you doing I'm like it's like oh it's just Andrew's no run I'll get up bro I told you you love LA Oh and and that was it. It's over. Oh my god guys, I am gonna miss you crazy motherfuckers on the show. I love this show. I am. Get back to shooting very very soon so we can have more and more of you guys and be crazy.

Have affairs and give us a wonderful season seven because this one was just too fabulous. What a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic season. Yes, as much as I scream and rant and rave and say, God damn it, you idiots, need therapy. Please don't ever get it. Don't get therapy. Don't fix yourselves. Don't be unstable relationships.

Fight with each other. Say problematic things. Be basic. Be caddy. Be nasty. Because we love it all. And we are no better than you, but we're just here to be snorty. Of course we are, but I just, whatever you do, please stay friends with Jacks because I

have to see him go completely bald. The transformation is not yet complete. It's close. Well, I'm waiting. That's how I know it's the end, you know. Yeah, I don't know. He looks like he's got a very, I'm waiting. That's how I know it's the end, you know. Yeah, I don't know. He looks like he's got a very strong head of air. It's totally go.

Did you watch this on your computer or the big screen? I am watching the big screen. I think he has like pretty, pretty, pretty. Well, well, guess what? Cliff Hanger for season seven. Cliff Hanger. He's got two bald spots now in the back of his head. And he's, look, I'm bald.

I'm not, well, I am shaming. I just think it's funny when somebody gets by for so long on being hot and then they become fat and bald. It's like the ultimate karma. It's like God does what she shows, you know? Well, and on that note, everyone, thank you so much for listening. I'm going to watch crap and calm for ticket links. We're having all sorts of amazing shows. We're doing a show in Montreal for the Just for Less. Last comedy festival, so come to that because we want to have people at our show because we're like with famous people and we don't want to look stupid, et cetera.

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