Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers

Episode Date: November 7, 2017

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Karem from the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast and San Francisco. You're right. Go just talented and in person, Ben Mantle, Curve the B-side blog and the band's blame to... Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? I can see your face today. I know, it's weird. It's lovely. I love it. It's so nice. Ben didn't get his cable hooked up at his new place yet.

Oh, well, his internet. I am an angry bitch today. Let me tell you all... I'm telling everyone right now If you're looking to get internet do not go to AT&T Let me tell you what these motherfuckers did. Okay. I'm starting. I am livid. Okay. I am livid I made an appointment for November 1st for AT&T to come in and install internet at my new spot Okay, and I thought this will be great. I'm gonna bundle it with my direct TV I love it even though AT&T is classically this will be great. I'm gonna bundle it with my direct TV. I love it.

Even though AT&T is classically so unreliable, I am going to do this. So I set up an appointment for 111 2017. And then on the day of, I'm like, hey, where's my confirmation email? And then I look, they set it for 1110. Like they added an extra zero, or they dislexia like instead of a one one zero

whatever was it was wrong and yes i accept responsibility for not checking the confirmation but they fucked it up what kind of life is this if we have to just keep going to check confirmations yeah how about they entered in in the information correctly so i call them up and i'm very angry and then i tell them i'm like

this i can i need it today like this I can't I need it today like while the close we can do it is Friday I'm going to San Francisco which was amazing that was super fun become so like okay we're gonna do it from Monday November 6th well November 6th rolls around and they set the appointment they set the service guy to my old address which is only like 10 minutes away from my new address so I call up I was like hey you're sending him with the wrong address can you send him to the new address like well unfortunately since it's the day of we can't So I call up, I was like, hey, you're sending them to the wrong address. Can you send them to the new address? Like, well, unfortunately, since it's the day of, we can't do that,

but we can give you a new appointment in like 10 days. And I'm like, what? This is crazy. So then I was like, well, if you can't give me internet today, then I'm just not gonna have your internet. I'm gonna go to spectrum, like, hold on. Let us move your call up to like our account supervisor. Oh, Lord. Yeah. So then, you know, all the bullshit that they have to go to like our account supervisor. Oh, Lord. Yeah. So then, you know, all the bullshit that they have to go through to become account supervisors, they're really good at spinning bullshit by the time they get up there.

Yeah. You wait 30 days and make you think they're doing you a favor. Exactly. So they make me wait 30 minutes to get on with the supervisor. Then I get on with her and she starts asking me all these questions. Questions I was already asked two weeks ago when I made the appointment and then after like 45 minutes of this she's like okay, well

We can have a guy there on November 9th. I'm like no I just waited an hour and a half doing this bullshit to have you guys come here today She's like I'm sorry. I can't do that. I just can't do that I'm like she's like I don't have anyone. I was like what about the guy you're supposed to send to me today from another appointment She's like I'm sorry. I can't do that. I'm like, I don't have anyone. I was like, what about the guy you're supposed to send to me today from my other appointment? I'm sorry, I can't do that. And that guy got a long time at fucking Chipotle's. Yeah, exactly. He's sitting there for two hour, a two hour window doing nothing. Well, I'm sitting here with no internet.

I can't be crashed. So anyway, that's a long way of saying that I had to come to Ron's house. Screw AT&T. That's a long way of saying so. I'm gonna go back to Spectrum unless... Spectrum's better even though they offer less internet than Time Warner used to. They offer way less than Time Warner used to, but they changed their name,

and then they made it sparkle on the... That's sometimes all I need is a sparkle. Anyway, that was my rant. That's my way of saying, I am in a mood today, which is sort of great because today, we are recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta premier. Yeah, yeah. I had the a mood today, which is sort of great because today we are recapping real housewives of Atlanta premier. Hey, yeah. I had the flu last week and we went to San Francisco and I think flying with it shoved all the snot into my ears.

So I'm yelling like even more than usual. You sound normal, lady or an old man. What? What? What did he say? And also I'm laughing like this. Yeah. Oh my god. Our San Francisco show by the way was amazing.

We should add. Wow. Thank you everyone who came out. That was amazing. It almost like warms me up enough to forget about this AT&T Fiasco. This is fun. Recording this at Ronnie's place is fun because I get to see him do things like adding tape to his iPad. I don't even know what it was. Look how that worked. Did you see what I did? Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's very MacGyver. It's very MacGyver. DIY, I'm gonna make a YouTube video about it later. I'm honored to be here to see this.

So anyway. You're like, hey guys, it's me, Ronnie. 10 years old. I'm gonna show you how to do it. DIY, iPad, stand. So just a warning, we're gonna be all over the place today. We are. We're barely recovered from Saturday night.

I mean, I'm actually not even sure I am recovered. You can't even hear it through one of your ears. I can't hear it through either ear. We were outside. I thought you were down the hall going, Oh, Lee. We met so many great listeners at the San Francisco show. Two of my favorites that we met were,

oh, I don't know, did you get to meet them? They're these two sisters. They showed up at like 1.30 a.m. at the bar. They're from Uba City, California. And basically after the show, their friend made them go back to the hotel room, and they were sitting there, and they waited for their friend to go to sleep,

and then they snuck out the hotel room to come see us. Yeah, I met those girls. They were hilarious. Everybody there was so nice. And we got to meet some long timers that we did know. Like Curtis Jensen was right up there front and said, yes, Curtis. And there was no back door for me to go smoke with the flu

I was like what the hell Kenneth we got me Kenneth and It's Megan Lola Del Rio Mina We met so we met Mina in L.I. Subit Teresa did I say Teresa already? I'm just gonna be sorry Teresa. It was really cool It's really really cool. That's like those are just like five or six people out of 400. And I know, I seem like a dick when people have to tell me their name. Like, oh, it's me, Teresa.

But I only know you from your little tiny picture on Facebook. Yeah. It's weird seeing people and we all, of course, mine is from like 10 years ago, like, winking in black and white. Okay. And it's under five Instagram filters. So I know I don't look the same either. But I only remember people's tiny little faces, you know?

Yeah, we all created a hug. Yeah. And we had our very first ever watch a crappin''s proposal happen for James and Daniela, which was amazing. It was also hilarious because it almost got totally ruined because everyone at that point was so drunk.

And so when I called, so I had to do this ruse, like why would I call James on stage? And I was like, hey, why don't we hear from one of the husbands or the boyfriends you why don't you come up here and then like seven guys came up on stage great people came up to the day let me tell you something for every like do you think you guys get an award for being heterosexuals for all these guys that like to pretend

on my wife just dragged me along they were chomping at the bit to run up on stage that was amazing so funny so I was like uh in my mind I was like, uh, in my mind, I was like, uh, this is sort of a moment. I want to tell you my story. And I was like, hold on. And he's like, no, no, because I know you'll just give it to somebody else, you know, because we did this thing. We're like, let's do a question and answer.

But usually the listener spotlight, you know, one person comes up or whatever. So this was like, everybody trying to come up up and I was like, oh, no, what it was it was disorganized and because it was disorganized, people stopped paying attention. So then when this proposal came around, I was like, oh my God, people aren't even paying attention. Oh my God, we've watched this. I think we have to come up with a better process. Like I'm up with a better proposal process because I was like, I want to tell my story

and I was like, no, and he's like, yeah. And I was like, no, you can't because that guy's going to propose. And he's like, whoa. And I was like, I betrayed that guy. He's got to, I know it was right before, but I totally betrayed the secret. Well, James was also hilarious because he was clearly so nervous that when he got up on stage, he didn't do like a whole deniela. You know, we've been together for two years now. I know the bravo is your favorite thing

and it makes you so happy. And like when you're happy, I'm happy. He just got up there and was like, will you marry me? Even if you forgot, that's Neil. You forgot to get down on Neil. You forgot to get down on his knee.

You forgot to get the ring. It was actually really cute. And she was so nervous. She hugged me instead of him. And she goes, and she goes, sure. They had no idea what was going on. It was amazing. Everyone was confused. But then he got down on his knee and then everyone in the audience who couldn't hear what was going on was like, oh my god. And then that was amazing. Because everyone stood up. 400 people on their feet. That was chaos at that point. Yeah. And it was like this big ballroom. So everything was echoing. Yeah. It was chaos at that point. Yeah. And it was like this big ballroom.

So everything was echoing. Yeah. It was like a high school gym sort of. And there was a golf show that was playing upstairs. It was so good. I went outside to smoke, but I had to go upstairs to that theater to the Regency. The Regency.

And I was like, this is fitting. So I went out there, and I told them I'm doing the show downstairs Can I just come out here and they'll like do whatever you want? Which you know if I didn't say that they wouldn't have let me back in yeah So I walked out there but because I could go but in and out people were like he must be from the band man So not you know, I'm like the gayest thing ever and they they're like the girls from the Cholo wall when I was growing up It's like you're my people.

Let's Smith. Oh, yeah, that was a really great time. And thanks to Kenneth and Megan and Zimina, also one who organized. Thanks to you guys for organizing the after party at Lush Lounge. That was super fun and it was also so crowded and there was amazing. Yeah, it was such a fun day. And to everyone who bought the merchandise, by the way, a lot of people.

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And we're going to have our online store up for everyone who wants merchandise. We're going to have our online store up. So we keep saying soon that when we mean soon, this time of Amazon, they send you these emails. They're like, we got everything. Okay, the should they make you go through? It's like packages, by packaging, then make these sticker is then weigh them, then measure every little box

and sticker and, and then you get it. And they're like, okay, it's all done. It's taken months, by the way. I know this sounds ridiculous, but so they're like, it's all done it's taken months by the way I know the sounds ridiculous but so they're like it's done and then you go look at it and it's like available November 10th. Well literally did everything all you people have to do is press a scanning button Amazon get it together. By the way for those who want the late breaking update Ronnie is currently trying to unsheathe the pen from a spiral notebook and he has successfully done it. This is what happens behind the scenes. Anyway, so our merchandise will be

available online. I'm assuming after November 10. Wow, this is how much this box. So we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna shoot for around November 10th for when everyone can buy start buying stuff online and we'll have all that information up and ready Okay, so chat section over and 1117. I'm writing down time codes for there's so much more organized You're so much more organized than I am Well, I hate listening to this shit after and having to find time codes for stuff It's the worst. It's like hearing my greeting my voice mail greeting. Yeah Okay, real housewives of Atlanta now

They're very excited to be back because there was like a music cue for everything they did the first was like Of course it's candy candy looks really good with her post-baby body I'm loving the meat on candy and I'm loving her giant orange dress the skin tight Yes, and I love her bangs. She had a very severe bang situation happening in this first scene. It was almost like a Cleopatra situation, which I enjoyed. I know I'm obviously a huge fan of candy. With candy.

And the one and one don't start an drama. Yes, and I'm really just doing my drama. Nice to meet you. And I was like, yeah, remember will we were in Colorado on Candy's ski trip? I was like, yeah, the five of us who watched that remember, okay, good job, Todd. Stop trying to do a backdoor pilot of season two. I was trying to find the name of the escape show and I looked at Candy Burris shows. How many of you have been in the team? I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah backdoor pilot of season two. I was trying to find the name of the escape show and I looked at Candy Burris shows. How many spin-offs does Candy get? Candy said, it's like Candy goes to Target to find a fan for the summer. Of four episodes. Yeah, I would watch

that because you know it would be like a whole process. You'd be like, see, Mama, you go down our floor and go down our six. Like, now we was supposed to go down our four, but Mama's yelling at the cashier. And it's like, Mama Joyce is just yelling at someone over like the wine area. You'll have Leo Black just randomly in the middle in the in the glue aisle. How many different kinds of glue do you need? See, I don't understand this Men's the owner and women's the owner and why do they need different aisles? Okay, Todd stop trying to have a storyline I'm sure a man why isn't made for a woman. Oh, oh, viewers here pause

All right everybody stop worrying dealers back. You're here. Happy and great. It's really cute seeing Ronnie greet Bueller. It's like they haven't seen each other in ten days What was that that we saw beular? Well going down to town too much It's really cute seeing Ronnie Great-Bueller. It's like they haven't seen each other in the 10 days What was that that we saw Bueller? Well, I'm going down a town too much I'm just sipping in with that girl. I should just be like bye. I'll see you in six months like boarding school Is this the first time you've seen Bueller since you went off to San Francisco? Yeah, oh no wonder why I thought you only saw Bueller I thought like you let someone just walk Bueller like two hours ago Coming back from the babysitter because I do it like it the next day. So I don't have to walk him at night.

I'm very lazy. Okay. Okay. Well, Bueller is back. If I'm paid, I'm paying. If I'm paying, bring him back tomorrow and have him pooped. He's squeezing. See?

No. You. I can't do Bueller. I can only do. You look at that. You look at that. You look at that. You look at that. It's going to be so hard getting through today. I can't do be like I can only do right It's gonna be so hard getting through today cuz so these it's like the first real housewives of Atlanta I'm so excited and I'm talking like this boo well I'm sorry if you hear me like panting into the microphone because you might hear me you make a lot of

Sounds I'm sorry. It's also a dealer. Fuelers here. So you might hear a lot of pop sounds. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's also a viola. Fuelers here, so you'll hear a lot of, every time you hear a, a, a, a, a, sound or a, a, sound that makes a, like a noise in the microphone, just no one angels getting its wings. Pup, pup, pup, pup, all the angels. All the angels. Podcasting angel. So yeah, so I was saying so Todd is like,

remember when we went to Colorado. Yes Todd we remember. He's like, and Nora said they were selling weed like chicken. Well we're selling chicken like weed. Can he's like, see now, rally. Let's talk about my new spin off.'m overweaved because I'm doing a lot of things a restaurant and getting back with escape. My lies, my lies! I'm not being told. My new spin off. Escape.

I'm alive. Stay tuned after our show. Yeah, candy's like, I am so busy. And then she lists her 20 jobs like in living color that you make in family. They're like, how many job you got? You only got five job lazy. Look at 10 job. Well, that bit, that, that, um, OLG is doing quite well.

I mean, there were lines around the block, 45 minute wait. And I think I've heard that it has been really packed. I mean, Candy's smart. She's following the Lisa Vanderpump mold, opening up a restaurant where it's really not so much about the ref food. It's more about just like, if I go there, maybe I'll see Candy or Joyce and take a picture. You know, this one, you're not really afraid of food poisoning.

You're afraid of, you know, mama joy's being in a bad mood. Yeah. There's no recovering from that. Okay. You can have, there's medicine for E. coli. Yeah. I don't know if they're surviving mama joy's in a bad day. You can, you can survive cold mashed potatoes as sir, you cannot survive mama joy's being pissed at OLG. That's for sure. So then we go over to, unless is there anything else you want to say about OLG? No, not really except I like that I like how they're showing all the clips from last season because I think they started shooting this like the next day yes for the reunion but um I like when she's like you know in life there's always

people who bring you down but I'm not gonna mention their names and it cuts to like candy got so mad that she came back permanently cross-eyed yes I noticed that I was like what's going on with the wonky eye now I think some an eyeball wants to escape the new else? Then you spin off eyeball, X-gabie. Eyeball and the candy factory. Are you going to come to dance rehearsal? Are you just going to stand there all across? One eyeball belongs to Tiny now. Maybe that's why she's shooting with Tiny at the same time,

just got a slap in her face. So there we go over to Cynthia Bailey's house, where Cynthia is opening up the season doing the most exciting thing ever blowing leaves around She's literally can leaf blower of course Cynthia opens the leaf you know the leaf blower is the villain of this podcast Yeah, it's one's gonna come during this episode She's like Cynthia's like you know what right now. I'm just looking for peace all the one is peace I'm like yes, nothing says peace like a leaf blower the most agitating daytime noise there can be

And Cynthia is acting like she's really Like snooty now because she has our house so she says things like all I want is peace Like okay, I don't know why you're pronouncing that it like that But you know it's not pronounced like that Congratulations on your house weirdo. I like how when Cynthia talks, she talks, like she's mimicking a stoplight. She puts her hands up and goes like this. You can't see it, but what I'm doing is I have one hand.

I've got... I've got flashing spirit fingers. Yeah, I've got my spirit. I would do it two hands, so I'm holding a microphone. But she talks, she punctuates what she's saying with spirit fingers. Oh, see, I just want peace.

Cynthia's storyline, leaf blowower, and she's like, well, I finally found peace, but I also found a lot of leaves. So that's Cynthia's story. Amazing how trees work. Yeah. She found leaves. Will she ever get rid of them?

Will Winter ever come? Do you ever come? We're. She learns so many things. Turns out they're needles too. So Nini in countries where. She's learned so many things. Turns out they're needles too. So Nini is back and she's basically auditioning to come back to the show I think because I don't know what she's doing but I was like did you prepare 16 bars because she shows up at the door like. Oh

What is this thing a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense She's like I was like she's taking the quad route. I know stop taking away our quad impersonation. Please man More on quad later a lot of people have said Stuff about Neenie's face because she had such a massive change to her face. I don't really see a massive change I see you I see it but I've already gotten used to the new face So now it's hard for me to see it, but yeah, I've seen it. I think I've just used to going through so many filters on snapchat or whatever Like Instagram.

It's like that fish. What do they call it where it's like the fish lens? I feel like it's like the opposite one on that Snapchat thing where it makes your face small. Like it has like that vanishing point in the middle of your nose. Neenie's done that. She's like attached to Snapchat filter to her face. Yeah, specifically her nose. What happened to the flowers around your head, darling?

She has puppy ears. It's so strange. She's like, I'm a dumb mason girl. Yes, like Bailey Acreed. That's Mary. I'm seeing you. She's like, Oh, you know, working in a lace, great. You're not working in a lace. All of your shows are canceled and done with, or you've been fired and blotlisted. But thanks for bringing a positive attitude into this new story. Yeah exactly. Working in LA has been great but it's good to be home and when I'm home honey people know Agrids going. My lace front. I know because they can hear you from two miles away. Stop! I know because they can hear you from two miles away She's got Kenya more green eyes

And it is yeah, which kind of just are like walking dead, you know, although I did Which is more like me I would watch that show more if they were like Nothing like nitty-bottles. I don't have a nitty-itty impersonation. I probably need the impersonation either because she's one of a kind I like one of a kind so Cynthia has announced I have no mute button for my coughing today. Sorry deal with that This is like raw on filtered Ben and Ronnie talking about Atlanta and here's a here's a bueller's down here eating And here's here's a bueller's down here eating Bueller keeps looking up for acknowledgement that he is back in the house. Yeah, oh Bueller's chomp bueller ate all his food if you're acreage going wow So Cynthia's like she wants to have a 50th birthday party even though she basically celebrated her

50th birthday at the reunion when Andy brought out a 50th birthday cake at the end of like the four-part reunion. So because this was films like three days after the reunion, you know, the birthday is still fresh, but she has to pretend like it wasn't fresh. She's like, even though a child that was like months and months and months ago, I mean, celebrated now. So I was like, okay, well, you know, I know I'm celebrating. Oh, yeah, Philly sin I want everybody to come dressed to Cynthia for a day. I'm like, what is that like a long nap?

What is it like to be something am I supposed to show up dressed as like a kitchen island and someone else can lean on me for a season? Where do I buy a white noise costume? Is there a costume for giving Peter a massage? That's disgusting. What do I just dress up like? Swimmer. It's something that should have just come in giving like a sausage of hand job on camera.

Disgusting Cynthia, I will never forgive that. I would have come dressed up like a giant Maxwell House can with a print shop label, paste paste on that said Peter's brew So Basically, Neenie has decided that because she's been dragged through the press and stuff like that People have really gotten the Neenie hate train. She's decided she's gonna come back with a fun personality this year And she's gonna achieve it by being the sound effects guy from police academy because for the rest of the episode all she talks in are sound effects. She's like Have you heard about Kenya getting married? That time is for O5. Oh, I thought we were doing the below deck theme song.

Yeah, so basically they're here to start the gossip, which is that guess what? Kenya got marriage. There's a secret marriage that happened. We all remember from social media. So Cynthia's announcing it So basically we're starting off the season with this marriage I thought we're gonna be building up to it But no, we are kicking it off and this is clearly going to be a big thing for at least the next few weeks And I mean Kenya come on of course Kenya is like I'm gonna get married right at shooting So it's so hard not to doubt Kenya at all times, like just the times that she picks to do things.

Now, I'm not sure when she met this guy and no one really is, and he's like, tell me, when did she meet him? She's like, well, she's been dating him for eight months and she's like, Six months Slide whistle six months me Okay from months Sorry his family feud she just does the family feud theme song well, and now I've got like spit all over my laptop So Cindy has not met the new husband. I feel like this husband must be, this guy must be really loaded because the only way

that Kenya would not televised her wedding and make it her thing would be if this guy was so good that she didn't want to ruin it. If he's like, listen, I'm super rich and I don't want to be on reality TV and she's like, okay, I get it, I choose super rich over reality TV. That's what she did, I think. Yeah, which is why I have tamer Tatles hiding behind a fucking palm tree back there.

Tamer, it's like, thanks for the free trip, bitch. Also, sounds like another completely non abusive guy, Kenya. She's like, I can't say his name. Yeah, I can't say anything about it. And even if I invite my dad, what if he leaves me? What if he leaves me? Yeah, sounds like a great thing. Yeah, it sounds like true love.

Yeah, sounds like you're on equal footing there. That said, it is a new season. And you know what, I get my slate wiped clean because I believe in Jesus. So you know what, I'm going to bring Jesus to Atlanta and wipe the slate clean. So you know what, for now, I just in Jesus. So you know what, I'm gonna bring Jesus to Atlanta and wipe the slate clean. So you know what, for now I just love everybody, okay? Yay, you can start off-start hating you.

Well now on. This show is a great example. It's like the show is a sunset also, where every season is always a reset button and all the alliances just seem to sort of just reset themselves. I mean, there's certain sort of like evergreen rivalries like Kenya and Porsche, but even that sometimes they'll put it to the side to pretend to be friends

at the beginning of the season for a little bit, you know. And Kenya did a good job with her reset last year where she's like, this year I'm nice Kenya. Yeah, so she's like, Vajrit, you want to be nice and go to Fat Camp together or other wasn't Fat Camp. That kid's camp or whatever for the Flint Fat fat and any any effort I take to fat camp it's okay it's okay so yeah well last season was an epic epic season it's gonna be hard to hard to follow up last season but so far you know we got Neenie back and Kenya shows up at Cynthia's house and

Kenya and Neenie are dressed the same so they're like Dressed the same he dressed like me Yeah That was me doing Neenie doing the you just got killed in Super Mario Brothers 3. That's part of her sound effects suite. I'm gonna dive in as Maddick cough today. That's Neenie doing Mario getting coins from a block. That's actually that's Neenie running around that and just destroying everything. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and Matt. Because you know Matt is basically a Super Mario Brothers character. You know Matt's hiding in that garage.

Throwing hammers. He's as Cynthia's garage, so like, wait a minute, where are the windows? How am I going to get out of here? I can't break my way out of here. Well, if you think about it, the original Mario Underground theme song was essentially Matt singing. Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh people's good graces so I'm gonna become friends with Kenya because everyone seems to like Kenya right now. Yeah so she's like, he's congratulations in order. The Kenya laugh. I have to see if any of my neighbors have pitched forks and twerches out there. Well one of your neighbors just walked out, a girl or boy.

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Hi Brian You're gonna hear it all free show. We've had a long time. I'm so sorry Most of professional sins two days ago when we're in San Francisco It don't yell at us about this podcast. Okay, we're one So Mimi's like you're all in the press. Bleep, bleep. And I can you say, um, I know what everyone's thinking. Did I miss Kenya more? Get married? Yes, honey, bleep. It says her little ring and stuff. And then it was at this point that she does my favorite, which is color purple. I was married now. This is where that's from. Love me. I have to say that it was around this point that I noticed Cynthia's kitchen. Did she have like a little tower of parfaits on that counter? Did you notice that? I think they were like those Costco... Oh, the yogurt parfaits? It looks like

there was like a bunch of like yogurt parfaits or something just like stacked You know those like tower things for like tea time we put finger sandwiches on them It's like she had one of those but she put all these parfaits on it It's just he misguided She's gonna like knock him over the leaf blower. She's like okay girls I've a game it's called knock over the parfait Cynthia is in the stream makes parfait season I'm not sure what's going on with yeah the strange place called Lake Bailey It's like crystal lake. She's in a strange leaf blowing place

So they want to know the name of the guy and she won't say she's like His name is baby and Neenie's like oh Greg's name, yes, cuz you trademarked baby first I think that we I must not have been the only one who immediately thought a Carol rides a well I'm just imagining can you know Carol was at home like wait a minute which baby got married No one told me well someone on our Facebook group said that say which baby which of Carol's babies got married Kenya's husband's climbing a drapes somewhere in New York Kenya's husband's climbing a drape somewhere in New York baby baby baby

baby there's an actual beluga that Liana does have that huge aquarium Kenya actually married someone in the aquarium she married a whale in the aquarium she's like it's my baby beluga oh it's like the only person that can take her he's a man of war and he's Portuguese. No, Kenya. That's a Portuguese man of war.

It's not an actual human being. He's not a soldier. He grabbed my ankle and dragged me all the way down to the bottom of the tank. It's like, what are you marrying the killer whales that see World 4, Kenya? He wasn't ready for my jelly. No, he's an actual jellyfish.

We weren't saying that you're jelly. I don't think you're ready for my jelly. No, he's actual jellyfish. We weren't saying that you're jelly. I don't think you're ready for my jellyfish. So I just replaced the academy. Because he needs like, oh, go go go go go. He is a professional clown. No, that's a clownfish. It's little Nemo. Sorry.

I took it too far. I took it too far. Went to the cloudfish. Don't go to the little Nemo. Just end it with jellyfish. I took it too far. When the Glavish don't go to the little Nemo, just end it with jellyfish. I'm literally deaf. Like I'm kind of lip-reading you at parts of this. I was gonna make a joke about urchins, but no.

Anyway, oh yeah, I can't with urchins. I have bad sushi memories. Oh, I love sea urchin. No. So Kenya's fairy tale story. This, I love Kenya sometimes. She's like, well, when I visited his restaurant in New York, I got a fairy tale ending.

It's all I ever wanted. I'm like, what fairy tale is that? Yes. The gorilla goes to a restaurant. I've married somebody. I don't think, I don't think sheffboy or D is a fairy tale. It's a can. It's a space ice cream. It's a space ice cream.

It's like dried ice cream. It was like a fairy tale story. I went to a restaurant and then meteors came down and little spaceships. And then letters. She's just going through every kind of soup. So she's like, we aloved. I wanted my dad to be there

But if he said the wrong thing I know my husband he would have been out there Like you do you know your husband? Like you barely gave him like a decent review in the check at the end of the night She's like service she three. She literally met him from a group on Listen to service three just very tail ending five five five five five her wedding her wedding is as a Zagets review Good relationship decor could be improved but overall super fun. Oh, I see I'm doing air quotes like Ronny can see them Super fun. Oh, I see I'm doing air quotes like Ronnie can see them I think the air quotes are implied anyway. I feel like she just took living social way to

Literally, she's like, oh, I got a restaurant living social that means I get to live with someone After the restaurant so can you start talking about how you know She hasn't had the best luck of men or the best luck with men. And the music people, they got through so many musical cues, but for Kenya, they get one of those like old kids, Plinky Piano. So it's like a tiny piano. It's just like, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky, Plinky,

I was like, you guys, I was like, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, I was like, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys, you guys a cat playing a piano that they decide to queue up. There is that like Nina cat, which I love. Shopsticks.

And then they're like, well, like, can you, this doesn't seem like you, because you always want it to be a bride. And then they just flashback of like all the time, she's like spinning around in a wedding dress, and crying, but I just wanna be married. You know, so it was a hilarious way of being like, yeah, this is a total bullshit,

because don't act like you're finally just getting a load Do you want like the full ceremony? Well, she will she will do it. She'll be like, well now that we're Settled in our new house. We'll have a real wedding And he needs like new house and I was like that too. I was like I invested like two seasons worth of my energy into that house And I actually liked it. I can't believe she is going to leave that house even if it has a nice to matter uh... see because they're still not living together which is weird uh...

i don't know it's really hard to believe kenya she doesn't have the best track record with this stuff so i don't know that i believe her but she is terrified of him so yeah that implies some kind of relationship i mean you're not terrified of somebody you don't know yet well you never, you never know a man until he breaks in your garage window. But I liked when Kenya was like, gosh, Nini really is nosy. I mean, like, yes, she did cut off half her nose,

but that's the one that's left is still quite big. That's nosy Nini. And she's like, why don't you live together? You built a house and Keny goes, yeah, but that one has ghost walking around and Nini goes, there's a ghost in there. The ghost of breaking windows present. Need to like hold on one second.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Chau! Mer, mer, mer, mer, mer, mer, mer, Wait a minute, why'd you go back to ambulance? I was asking about the catering. Woo, acroids! Waaaaaaaaaah! Did a plane just take off? Yes, how did chau!

Ooooooh! So actually sweating from laughing so hard, that's where my, that's where my health amuners are. You're also sick. So montage of girls hating. Because Kenya's like, everyone's jealous of me. Like these girls, you talk crap. And then he goes, why would they do that?

She's like, errr. Yeah. And then we get a montage of the girls hating honor. And it's so funny. And my favorite, favorite of course is Porsche You're a journey so right no maverick playing you So she's like to those people who are constantly trying to drench up the negative thing to just stay away from my husband They only pretty easy because no one knows who he is

Everyone's just staying away from babies So basically Neenini says the most, you know, bullshit thing that she said all season so far, which is all about five minutes. She's like, you know what, if you're happy, Kenya, I'm happy for you. It's like, okay, that means you hate her right now. That's fine. So what would you guys do if you had a lot of leads? Like, okay, time to go. So, Porsche is eating chicken. Eating chicken off food plates that she's preparing for guests. Yes. And then her sister comes over with some girl.

Tiffany, her cousin. Porsche hides. Porsche hides to scare them, but she hides at the wrong door way, because she's Porsche. Yeah, yeah, Porsche is like going to try to like, startle them, and like her butt's like sticky. They they basically startle her they come around the other way like Porsche if you're gonna startle someone like

you got to like find it you got to find a choke point. You can't just like hide on any wall. So they've come over to do a pop up their the new podcast Porsche got a new podcast called like listen to Porsche or something like that, or Porsche getting real or Porsche on, it should've been called the front Porsche, or something like that, I don't know. But anyway. Porsche 911.

Whoa, awkward. Strange. So I'm like, if you guys are doing a podcast, why do you guys so dressed up? Take it from two professional podcasters. Yeah, you're way too dressed up. I smell like butt from like September. Yeah, September back. So Portia's like, you know, I've been doing a lot of talking on on Dish Nation and they cut to her on Dish Nation going, it's the

question that Iraq the nation, did Tom Cruise wear a fake butt? It's Poisha I'm editing just a better way to get to know Poisha like Poisha somewhere when he's Poisha Unedited okay somewhere like Leslie Stahl is subscribing Joan Jiddyens like wait a second Sincere podcast Fitty Fitty So this is sending his podcast like wait a second. Sincere's podcast, Fitty Fitty. This is Sincere's podcast. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah You learn is loving then sleep flow or noise is just wagging its tail and it's very excited about Okay, we can ignore him again, so

So the so Portia and Portia and her cousin and her sister, they're all talking about like Waiting wait until like to have kids until you're older or something like that and so by the way I have to interrupt this to oh, I thought you were getting a seat ready for Bueller. Are you? Ronnie is trying to run is getting Bueller to onto an office chair right now. Here he goes He's going up. He's going up. Can you do it? Can you get up there? Can you get up on the office chair? Can you get up there? Oh my goodness. This is more exciting than the storyline right now. He's like is will will Bueller make the jump? Will he do it? He's got his possibilities up. He made it on the office chair Everyone. It's America miracle. My God. Bueller has his own podcast now. Yeah. It's called Bueller for real

So Portia did Bueller It's called Bueller for real. So Portia did Bueller. Portia wants to know, like, is there talking about how guys can have babies until they're at whatever age a woman can? And support is like, yeah, but like, God, where can I push it? She says, can you have a baby when you're 40?

When you're 40? I mean, turning her into Audrey, I could do that. Seymour, can you have a baby when you're 40? At the babies, and come out looking old? She is so stupid. And she spills one of the stuff. I love Portia. I don't care.

I'll admit it. So Portia's going through trust issues because she trusted Fadre. And now she doesn't know if she can trust a friend anymore. So she doesn't want a new friend. She just wants Lauren. I like that the sister's like, we have a question from Dahlia. What was the question from her?

Oh yeah, because it was like, I want to work with my friends and family. I think that Dahlia, especially if she's black, the black Dahlia, that's a much more serious question, okay. She's like, it's like the ghost of the black dolly. I have risen from the grave and I can tell you who murdered me. The person is Portia's like, next. Who's this? The end. I have cast back. Portia's like, I agree. I don't trust my friends either. like I agree I don't trust my friends either. I've got my Porsche voices all janky right now. Hopefully we'll have voices back for next week.

Yeah. So Porsche has received text from Fadre for her birthday and Fadre is like, you look sexy in that bikini. Oh, you can hear. I can hear Porsche. I mean, I could hear Pedro through the text. Another thing I'm not afraid to admit, I miss Pedro. Okay, I don't care. I want her back the end. Jury still out for me and probably out for chapter of Pedro too. Waiting for her indictment. But I'm still waiting. I'm gonna see. I'm I'm I'll let you know in like five episodes if I miss or not, but so far so far

It's just like a standard Atlanta episode except there wasn't really a good fight at the end of this one It was sort of like a really stupid confrontation, but we'll get to that But first let's go to the swagga boutique. Oh, yeah, N has a store, by the way, called swag boutique. Not to be confused with what's Candice again? It's called like knots or something like that or match. I forgot to add one. Cash. No, cash is the Kardashians, was that dash?

Yes, too many. Candy has one called like twigs. It's called like, it's something like four letters. Twigs or like socks or stacks. Well, Mimi is basically a candy store now. I gotta look up candy store and her sound effects tour. She comes under a store, she's like, swag is the honey.

Hey girl, yes honey, lot those candles. Play some music. Making feel Rob makes on point. Hey, Grinch, please blow up. Do do do do. Bump bump bump. She's like, we are a trendy, stylish place. Bob.

She just goes into Duke, Elington. She's like, we tags. Candies is called tags. Tags. Yeah. I was like, twigs. She should have a sister store called skin. Skin tags.

To get skin tag burned. Thank you, Mimi. Thank you for your response, Mimi. She should have another store called your it. I'm not gonna get skin tag burn thank you me me You have another store called you're it Marco oh Marco I was looking for Marco and like see now Marco was in my sex dungeon

Bitch I don't have the last Marco, the last. If I had a sex dungeon, I would be charging at Mission. I didn't mean to that freaky shit, Marco. But I don't have a sex dungeon. Oh, no. See, we juke was starting to lie about Marco and I told Polo I was not into it at night. See, like we was.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Nini's at swag. So Shere comes over and they do. I saw a little part of what happens last night while I was waiting for the recording to start. They made a montage of all the ladies saying hello to each other throughout the episode and it was hilarious Because every time they see each other she's like Meaning It's like sound effects for 10 minutes. Yeah, and he's like those titties and she's like

Shere in her inner, she had, she, Shere debuted two very dramatic interview looks in the scene. First was like an exaggerated Leon Lackin. She did that top braid thing, but the braids were like voluminous and just like below, it was like an atomic bomb of braid on top of her head. And then the next one was some crazy bleach blonde, like an extended sea of look. Yeah, it was bold. I don't I don't even know if that was see it was like

He man, or like a long cartoon like with the busy johnson He man or Thor I wanted to say Thor about I couldn't find a cartoon Thor Or shaggy from Scooby-Doo. It was not cute But she looked like man, you don't want her to find a solve a mystery. She'd be like wait a minute You got your spots you got a ghost you got a ghost you got a ghost you got a baseball is that ghost in the baseball? That's the swap monster So So, um, Saray, of course, is full of Saray's Said Ray.

Bone collector, as they call her. I shouldn't even be working today. So, Saray is, yeah, being shady. She's like, it's like, it's like, I just have a boutique. It's like mine, except mine was upscale. I'm like, yeah, and yours is also closed. This one is for clothes, and yours is also closed This one is for clothes and yours is for clothes

Okay You should be called for clothes for clothes So Shreys wearing like a necklace that says love on it and he needs like what's going on with this love necklace? What's going on with this love necklace? She's like, that's my attempt at making a arrow hitting a tree. So she's like, I got some tea and she's like, no you don't. She's like, no I don, because you got some tea from me, A great scoyne. She's like, yes, I do. So then she doesn't get for any, and it became. They start talking about, like, how does any, like, Newi is like, have you met baby yet? And then, I do that.

And then you just keep saying, like, she suddenly, heard her track gets like caught in a loop. She's just going, hey girl, hey, his name is Bayhoney. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. Bay. So, Saria is like, go for her. Because these girls, they can't have a belief, Kenya. Now, I was accused of having these fake boyfriends.

So, good for you, girl. Show these girls you can get a man without paying for it. So they start talking. She's like, I know you heard about the shit with Pedro and Porsche. It was evil. And Neney's like, well, I've had my time with Pedro and then they show this clip of a reunion where Neney's like, well, you went behind my back to talk to my sisters. She hates. That's right. I forgot about that. She's like you can never win when you're dirty And I love the look they soed Bade reggae for her cuz she's like

The people a little smile like freeing her back So Saray's like well, I feel bad for Portia cuz she she was manipulative. Oh yeah. And he's like, oh no, no. She kept her mouth shut, Portia's guilty. Compong, chong, chong. In the legal criminal justice system, there is flub, flub, flub, flub, flub, flub, flub, and don't don't.

Rrr, psh. That was her doing a jail cell. Jail door closing. Rrr, psh. Cajun. Duh, duh, duh. Jail are closing. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr new few that doesn't really make any sense and happen because something stupid but it'll just be something we'll have to entertain ourselves with the next few episodes. Yeah, it was dumb. Like, disnation, they said something like, well, I don't like that she said you shouldn't beat people up.

Yeah. The reunion. That was a very nice, which, I mean, that was some pretty sweet advice. Well, here's the thing. Here's where you know where Nini has gotten off on the wrong path. She starts coding Andrea from Real House, as a Melbourne. She's like, all I did was just I just gave her some friendly advice. You know, I just gave her some advice and I don't think she liked it. Just some

advice. And they keep showing this footage from the reunion of Nini from two years ago, it's telling Portia, like, listen, you can't be beating people up because you've got a brand and you're gonna lose, you know, you're gonna lose customers and it's bad for your brand. And I'm like, I don't think this is what this is about. This is not about about that, about that, because Porsche is like, okay. You know? Yeah, because all Porsche said on the show when they were like, I don't like that Nini told you to stop beating people up in public. And she was like, you know what? Sometimes when people sneeze, you give them blessings.

D is. I was like, I don't know what that meant, but I think she's okay. Tubas are like trumpets, except bigger. At the end. Sometimes you feel like a knight. I forgot the rest. The end. I'm like, I think she's okay.

I don't think this is a fight. So, it's Onini of course is doing this whole thing. Like, I looked at Porosha as a little sister Forgetting what she just said about her own sisters Yeah, if you're if you're Nini's little sister, that's bad news Yeah, we know how you treat your sisters and Porosha never showed that she was grateful for Nini's advice never ever And that's an issue that Porosha was never grateful for all that advice. Well, that's what little sisters do. They're not grateful. Hey, here's the thank you card. Thank you for calling me an abuser on national TV.

That was great. Thanks. Here's a cake. Well, here's a parfait. I got it from Cynthia's ass. Well, Shere is taken on it is that basically Nina only surrounds herself with a woman who agree with her and basically Porscheed an agree with her. And that's why Nini is ruffled. And she's like, you don't need to fix this. Because it doesn't even make sense. I don't even know what's happening right now.

Who's she blessing? It's like a fashion show. No, fashion. How do I get it? You get it? You got this one? Is this dog got this one? And Nini is like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Hit the snooze, Nini. Hit the snooze. I'm about to read. I'm about to drink. So Kenya isn't the car combing her hair before she calls her dad in her Bentley. It wasn't a FaceTime call, but I liked the effort. Yeah. So basically, she calls and tells him that she alooped, and that she didn't invite him because she didn't want any drama from him.

And I'm like, she's like, my father cannot be controlled. And then they show this montage of him being, quote, unquote, out of control. He's like, can you are you sure you want to do that? I'm like, whoa, he's out of control. Are you sure you want to bait somebody who's sitting in to murder you? I'm blowing out your windows again. Wow, he needs to be contained. I love a montage of light most recent out on Facebook. Say dad, there's a virus and whenever you see the A with the box with the thing in it, it means I that's all dad. That's all.

Uh, he goes, I, I definitely went away and aloved. And he goes, who would have been doing that? So basically he forgives her. Well, because he's like, I never would have done that. And then she's like, oh, well, now I'm really sad because I wish you had been there. And then she's crying. And he's like, well, I'm ecstatic for you.

And, you know, he's like, I'm so excited that you're protecting me from your newest abusive husband. Congratulations. And then she puts on a safety helmet and plummets her Bentley down her steep driveway. He's like, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t That was my role at first. He keeps like tilting his head every time you do that. So now we go to Porosha.

Porosha goes and meets up with Shiree at a wig shop. And Shiree has apparently been the only person to reach out to Porosha in the wake of the reunion, which happened 48 hours ago. They're getting Wigs for Cynthia's 50 Shades of Cynthia Party because again, everyone has to show up in a different kind of Cynthia look. Basically, you just take any wig from that store. Cynthia's worn a bit one point through that.

That's what I was gonna say. And we had this really fun little montage of Shire trying on Wigs. I was like, I could watch this. If the season premiere was just Shire trying on Wigs for an hour, I would have been fine. I loved it. I was like, I like that one. Not so much that, oh, that one looks good too. Because Shere's reaction to every wig is like, whoo, whoo, whoo. I think she's so excited. She tries on the CCH pounder wig, the blonde fro wig.

Of course she tries on to miss his Jefferson wig, Tina Turner, and a male wig. Yeah, a male wig. And so, Saraje is like, did you ask her? What? Did you ask it? Did you ask her? Everyone's so excited to see each other again that they're just basically speaking and like, so Portia saying that she's annoyed that Nini gave her quote unquote advice and Basically Portia says that Nini's been going on going on interviews saying that Portia should be fired And then we get to the real crux of it. Well, Sirega's no she did I wish like we they could have just inserted the gift from last season of her being like In Kenya's house

Oh In Kenya's house She's a resident pigeon, okay, sorry they interrupt you. No, it's fine So basically we see a clip of Neenie on watch what happens live being like portion needs to be fired portioned Fadra are both shady and they both need to go and see yelled it. She's like freak and proud Yeah, that is who I would get rid of right away. They are tarnishing the show. Yeah, exactly. So I love how Neenie acts all innocent. Like I don't know what I could have done.

It's like that's what you did. But although Neenie contends that it's been two years that this is happening, I'm like, maybe because you've been crazy for two years, if not longer. Neenie is the same old fucking Neenie. She's just louder and has a slopeier nose. Okay. Otherwise, she has an Olympic grade ski slope now. She's gotten the Adderall prescription now and blonde her hair and a slopeier

nose. That's it. She's through a fish lens, but she's the same. Yeah. So then we go over to Cynthia. It's her party. And she's like her friend is like, it so royal and so grand like Cynthia is so boring Okay, and then Cynthia's like wow, it's a red carpet all the way around Have you been to this venue yet? Do you do anything for the party at all? Yeah exactly. She's like 50 synth in the house 50 synth in the house. I'm like is it gonna be a 50 shades of Cynthia party or 50 synth party? You really have to get the speedy set Fitty set like you know what happens to Fitty sent all the time he keeps getting shot

Why would you do that to yourself? Well, he I and by shot you mean Getting no hits on the radio. Oh Talk about taking shots. That's what down. It's alright. I like you 50 cent but um, so He's listening right now. He's like what you said Mike what else is he doing? So he's listening right now. He's like, what's your minute view? What else is he doing? Writing like ATVs on his Connecticut estate, drinking vitamin water.

Well, speaking of candy shop, Cynthia's like, well, look at all these snap trays or a snack trays. It's like twizzlers. It's twizzlers in a plastic cup. So just in case you were afraid that Cynthia was going to be doing something interesting the season She's like well Peter or not we talk all the time. I'm like oh No, why why?

She's like well, I just wanted to friendship and so we still talk every day and so no else like is he gonna come to the party She's like, I don't know I've called him, but he hasn't called me back a call. Maybe you should call him. So she does. And he's like, Hello, Peter's bro. Can't make it. Got lots to do up here. And I was like, I think he means that literally, like he when he says, I got a lot to do up here.

I think he means like he's in an addict somewhere, like exterminating spiders. Like that's his side gate because he's like, getting rid of cobwe gate because he's like Getting rid of cobwebs and there's like a raccoon up there. He has to kill You know, he's an exterminator on the side. I don't know if he's waking up going to sleep Still sleeping. I don't know, but he doesn't sound good. Nothing nothing impetus life right now So I'm okay. I don't think he realizes Cindy. I got picked up again for another season because otherwise he would He's like, oh, I could be on camera be right there

Because you know that's the only time she really calls her many way. Yeah, I can make it Yeah, make it She's like oh, it's just I think it's my first birthday without you. I'm like well first false on your birthday So there's that Yeah, he was at your birthday because he was at the reunion member He acted like a bitch and yelled at everybody and walked off. Did he throw something? Yeah, he tried to have a moment. Also Cynthia, he's your ex. You can do better. It's fine. Move on. She's like, I don't want to get emotional. I'm just saying. It's like shut up, Cynthia. It gets something to do. How are you even back here? I would prefer the leaf blowers.

Even Noel is like, I think you say it on that phone call too long you don't even look like you're 40 let alone 50 she's like girl 30 so then the most exciting sister shows up hey it's Mal oh my god Mal happy birthday to you I'm tired later in the concert there was a beta fish and And someone said, I thought this was a word. This word was made out of a beta fish. I was like, that's Mallory. Well, that's basically Mallory, a beta fish.

What is a beta fish? Beta fish are those fish that are always sitting in a tiny little bowl, and they have those like really long flutes. Oh, yeah. Garments. Yeah. Garments.

But they don't move. They just sit there. That's it. Yeah, that's now Every time I had a beta fish as a kid we would just sit there and be like is it dead? I don't know is it? I don't know is it quick quick quick you freshen to reset when you're a kid What's it goes on with it jose is So the guests are to arrive Kenya. I was really happy with Kenya's look.

She chose a vintage Cynthia Bailey first season haircut wig. We were like that short spikey-due. Kenya did that, which was kind of fun. It was a call back to you, like vintage Cynthia. And then was that Shasha who showed up? I couldn't tell. There's someone who looked a lot like Shasha. Like, Tha-tha?

Tha-tha. Tha-tha. Tha-tha. Well Tha Tha Tha Tha Tha Tha Um, well a bunch of the married medicine girls were there Well I figured since quad quad went on to showing up a little bit later and she got a chirons of quad got a chirons and Shasha didn't that makes me think that maybe Shasha it wasn't Shasha or maybe Shasha had to learn her chironging yet Is that a joke? Wait what was the thing you'd say about her?

Is that a joke? Is that a joke? Was it a was the thing you'd say about her? Is that a joke? Is that a joke? Was it a is that a joke? What was it? Is that a pun? Is that a what did we say? What was that a pun? A pun, right?

Because they're like, that's not what a pun is. And she's like, is that a pun? I don't remember what a joke was. That was like two housewives cycles ago. Oh my gosh. So Neenie is gossiping. Wait, I just want to say Neenie is epic. So this is your supposed to show up looking like Cynthia Bailey.

And Neenie shows up looking like an angel pirate. She's like wearing this weird white jumpsuit with like a white bandana thing. And she's like, I look fabulous. And that's my Cynthia, that I look fabulous. Like no Neenie. Like, you're doing it wrong. First of all, you didn't dress like Cynthia, and on top of that, you're dressed in this crazy outfit, either dress awesome or dress like Cynthia, and dressing like Cynthia

usually is dressing awesome. Yeah, you're dressed like a roll of Veefa paper towels. Like if you had said that, that would have been more Cynthia, because that's like a bad as interesting as Cynthia. But you can't even come up with that. And you had access to a leaf blower. Like making an effort. Yeah. So she said, well, she posted tinged on social. Tweet, tweet, tweet. His name is daily.

I wish I knew the theme song from wings. So I would have been there. So Candy comes in and Coke can rollers, which is hilarious. Yeah, because I was so lucky. I was so lucky. it was a look that um Cynthia had for some sort of editorial photo shoot. I should me. I was with her with like some sort of like Chains across her face like not chains like gold like You know like neck. What do you I don't know what you call that sort of jewelry? It's almost like awesome face

It's awesome. It's very awesome like the gold sort of like, and those chains went up for a nose too. Yeah, but they're not like, they're not like chain chains, just sort of like necklace chains. Like, yeah, like, Berkett chains. Yeah, Berkett face chains. Anyway, Shamiya was there. Yeah, Shamiya was there.

And Cynthia comes in this yellow, like, zombie-type, rap thing. And she's like, I'm wearing yellow, because I represent the sun. She's like she said she goes she's wearing yellow because she represents light and yellow is the color of sun so she's dressing like the sun so she can represent light. I was like I was like whoa that's crazy. Cynthia Bailey you know that like better outfit it runs.

It's sunshine okay. Whoa. That's crazy Cynthia Bailey. You know that like better outfit it runs you have sunshine, okay? Whoa So you looks ridiculous. You look like a sweetie bird zombie You know what it's kind of funny that for the very first time that Cynthia could ever not look good in something was for her 50th birthday Because that was I just did not think it was a very flattering outfit like like she's not overweight or anything But you know, look it. Yeah, I say it was. It was not a flattering cut on that. It's general. And I'm not really sorry. I'm sorry.

We should also get leaf stress. I think so. Well, all those leads and pine cones, we didn't even talk about the pine cones. I think that we should all talk about the fact that Candy was rather unpleased with Kenya about the fact that Kenya said she got a lobe, but that there was, she's like, see?

Now, Kenya was in audience there. about the fact that Kenya said she got a lobe, but that there was, she's like, see, now, Daniel, there was an audience there, and it wasn't just being a lobe, like, how do you not tell your friend, Makdo, Polo? Yeah, Candy was upset that she didn't get a fight. She's like, there was some audience there. She's like, no, it was four people.

So, Porsche, I finally get there. Porsche and Shere finally get there. And Portia's like, hi, hi, hi Candy, hi everybody, hi Candy. And they're all just giving each other looks like, it's Portia, it's Candy's like, what the fuck am I hugging her for? We got bitch, that's what I said to myself Yeah, oh So yes, they're all rolling your eyes a portion and then Cynthia's like I have in honor of me I'm gonna have all the Cynthia's walk a runway and then guess who gets in front who's like I'm gonna walk it first Neenie who doesn't even bother wearing a proper Cynthia bit like shut the fuck up Neenie Don't come to a Cynthia

costume party, nonsense in the costume and then be the first one to jump on the Cynthia runway. She's like, arg. There's an effect. Argg. Angel pirate. So, you know, that's the sort of shit that pisses me off. Just like little shit like that. Coming up.

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And he's like, wait, I got this leaf for you. So good. Okay. So Sharay is like, Needy's getting mad just because Sharay is stealing her rewind noise. He's like, you need to get over there. Just have to talk with Candy. It's not even that big of a deal. She's like, No, I think we should enjoy the party. Say, no, you're going to do it right now, which of course don't tell Sarane anything.

She's, she loves, she will, she will push you into the street and just enjoy the bus running you down. She has her favorite thing. So she brings, she drags Porsche over to Neenie and Neenie is like, listen, to Porsche, she drags Porsche over to Neenie and Neenie is like, listen to Porsche. She says this. There are a lot of things that a friend wouldn't do to a friend. And she's like, Porsche is like, yeah, like you going on watch happens a lot three weeks ago and saying I should be fired. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have never used the word fired. I'm like, Oh, God, we're just going to do some antics now.

Yeah, that's what she's going to do. That's so Neenie. She's like, I never used the word fired. I'm like, oh god, we're just on to semantics now. That's what she's gonna do. That's so Neenie. She's like, I never used that word. Do you got tapes? Yeah, I can roll it. She's like, roll it later. Because you know, she can't fit her damn phone anywhere on that skin-tight outfit. She's also not sure exactly what type of tape that Neenie's talking about and how to roll it. She's like, scat tape? Packing tape? She's got a little joy. I used to know how to do this. Damn it. Can your Scotty packing tape She's got a little joy

I used to know how to do this. Damn it. Can you have babies after 40? How do I get the Scotty tape out of this weird circle thing with a thingy? She's trying to break open the little plastic thing So sir is like this is just small potatoes and he needs like I don't know how small those potatoes I'm not friends with potatoes. Oh my god, the sick word. If you people haven't hung up on us yet, thank you for sticking your way. It's all right. I'm probably going to get your cold just in time for Mexico.

I'm so sorry. I hope you got the mommy thing because you were sick last week. Well, I'm hoping that the wallet, what you're sick with is what I was sick with. So that way I don't get it. I don't see you. I know. So that's why I think I'm probably just going to get sick last week. Well, I'm all playing that the world, what you're sick with is what I was sick with. So that way I don't get it. I didn't see you. I know, so that's why I think I'm probably just gonna get sick for Mexico. My sickness is honestly coming from just being out of my house.

Like I'm not used to being out of my house. It's just been like traveling and doing things. Girl, my body's like, you best go back to bed. It's like I'll put you in the ground first. Yeah, either way, I'll be sick for Mexico. It'll be great. So, I mean he is gonna take no responsibility. So she starts like, I never use that word. And this is not from three weeks ago. This fight started two years

ago. And you're not going to take responsibility for this fight. She's like, two years ago, what? And so basically, Neenie's going to fight like she always fights. Yeah, she's like, if she sees that she's being stood up to what she is, she's just going to walk out. She's like, well, I'm leaving. Well, she's like, I'm talking about everything, everything. I'm like, and what is everything, everything. She talks to me like, makes big proclamations and then just busts out.

And by the way, we should mention that in the background, there was another marriage in medicine crossover that designer, I think he was the designer that did he yell at Mariah or did he yell at Quad? Remember, I think he could get kicked Quad out of a party. Was that Quad that he kicked out or was it? I don't even remember that. Maybe it was Mariah. Remember there was the designer and he's like get out get out and they got into It's like a big fight like What the hell is wrong with me? He was there and also there was Toya. Oh, G

Well, I didn't see Toya there. Yeah, she's like, we're on a budget. She brought Tupperware. She's just like taking twizzlers out of her. What I shoulda did was gone on, watch her happen live, and say Porsche has been fired. That way I could be fired to fired. So Porsche's like Porsche Basics turns to Nini. Or it's like yelling at Nini.

It's like, your thing is Basics to build people up and then say they should be fired. Tear them down. And it cuts these two women who just give each other's like, they nod and when they start sipping. Like, yeah. It's so us during this. I posted that shit on Instagram immediately. And then there was like this weird crosscutting between Nini leaving the party and can't be like, Happy birthday to C. Nelson Thier. Happy birthday to C. Nelson Thier. Happy birthday to Trama.

He's the last, the last. She turned 53 weeks ago, the last. Happy birthday to C. Nelson Thier. Happy birthday to chicken middleman again. And escape is returning soon. I'm talking about me. Roo-pon by the door. Oh.

And that was. I forgot that I had this tape DRY thing. I was like, why can't I pick up my iPad? Okay. Thank you guys for listening to our return to LA podcast. Yeah, listening to me Weas and laugh in your face. Yeah, that was a real house of Atlanta. That was a fun It's a fun recap. I know you were sick, but I really enjoyed doing that. It was so fun. Yeah, so we will be back Our bonus this week is Mary de Medicine because we have too many shows right now Bravo is trying to kill us

Yes, so we're to have that for the bonus until below deck or something's over, whatever's over next, it's over. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Because you know, marriage medicine is going to be on Fridays. Did you see the thing during the show? It said marriage medicine, see it on its new night, Fridays. Oh, that's not nice.

And then are they going to move it back to Sunday after this escape thing is gone? I suspect what they're gonna do is do new, new episodes on Fridays and do like reruns of the new episodes on Sundays, because I think they're gonna try, I think, I think they're trying to start up their Friday nights, because Friday nights are like a legit night in cable. I mean, they tried last year with Maritim S and Houston,

but we saw how, yeah. So let's hope it works out better. I think Kim's on Friday night. Yeah, that's right. Kim is on Friday night So they're they're like Jim don't be tardy don't be tardy. So guys Thanks for listening and we'll be back tomorrow to talk some real house of orange County Where apparently some shit goes down with Shannon and Peggy. And was it Peggy? Kelly? Yes, Peggy's like, I have video of your baby crying and you're room for 10 minutes. And Shannon's like, how dare you do that to her?

And Meg is like, Peggy. Oh, everybody, thank you so much. We will talk to you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Hey, Prime members. You can listen to watch our crap and add free on Amazon music. Download the Amazon music app today. Or you can listen ad free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.