Watch What Crappens - RHOA: No Bones About It

Episode Date: April 10, 2018

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Yeah, today I think to be Yeah, one of thing to be. Yeah, one of my favorite housewives of all time is the real housewives of Atlanta. And so I'm glad when they get knocked down in a season, but then come back like crazy people during the reunion. I mean, this is the most dependable cast for a reunion of all time. They're basically like Chumbo Wamba, you know, they get knocked down, but they get up again and nothing and I keep knocked down, but they get up again and nothing

and I keep them down, you know? Then they just blame Porsche for it. Or a cider drink. So this is an exciting day, because it's Monday, it's Monday and we're alive. We last week we were in DC and I was like, ah, that was so fun. We get to relax a little bit because we have weeks and weeks We last week we were in DC and I was like, ah, that was so fun.

We get to relax a little bit because we have weeks and weeks until our next live show. And then I was like, wait a second, what am I talking about? Our Irvine show is this Sunday. We have a show this week again. Oh my goodness. Party! Sunday party, baby. Yeah, we're going to be at the Irvine improv this Sunday night.

We're going to be recapping the classic Real House Rise of Orange County episode entitled Make it Wasted. Yeah, that is a great, great episode. And I mean, when in Orange County must cover the great classic Orange County episodes. Hey, oh, yeah. So that's going to be super fun. You go to watchcraftens.com and we have a list of links to all of our shows and just click there and you can buy tickets and even if you're not coming to the Irvine show maybe where you'll want to come to one of the shows in another city you should next month we have Chicago and there's

like you know like there've been like 10 tickets left for the longest time so go buy those tickets so we can just like put that one put put that one out. And then, um, gotta be a Phoenix and San Francisco coming up in June. Those will be great. We don't know what shows we're covering for any of these other shows yet, but at least for Irvine, we know we're talking OC. We're gonna have a great, great time. We're gonna have some really amazing giveaways. Uh, so that's gonna be, that's gonna be this Sunday, you you know pay your taxes and then come see our show celebrate I mean try and try and try and to your cocktail help let us help you get over your tax misery By talking about real house of Orange County

And I think anyone who's been to our shows can attest that they are a super fun time So if you haven't done it yet, you've never been to one of our shows and you're in Southern California or you feel like driving or flying to Southern California Come on over to the show. Yeah, stop wasting your life. So today is the real housewives of stop wasting life Someone say coming to our show is a waste of your life. So good so rude This is living. I'm like on Weight Watchers commercials back in the day when it used to be about losing weight Not just accepting your fat ass away. It is thanks up for I win It's a living as as Angilian and Shirley Ralph would say waiting on tables on a rooftop restaurant

It's a living. It's all mushed in together into the same the same vocal I don't know what I'm saying Okay, let's go into the real housewives of Atlanta Enter let's so basically it was like tonight on the real housewives of Atlanta and I was like no No, I don't want to see I don't want to see I don't want to watch and it was like three minutes of I don't know like planted earth but exciting, you know It's like people just yelling at each other and like someone's wearing a crown and then somebody's in a ballet dress, like a tutu, like a tutu gown and I was like, I do not

want to be spoiled. Yeah, it was like watching that scene from planet Earth 2 where that lizard goes running across the beach trying to avoid all the vipers and you're like, oh no, the lizard was caught. No, the loser got away. Oh, here comes another viper and another viper. And Andy's like, hey, viper, he's the lizard. He's like, hey, viper, like your boobs.

Why did you get this? Hey, viper number three. Have you had any work done? Great, good seeing you. Hi, viper number four. How are you? I know, right? You're looking refreshed.

Had any fillers, Viper? Hi Viper. So anything for she buys her rate coming up, he's like the satiast lizard. I'm like, just eat him already. No, the lizards, the Viper's are so concerned with trying to maintain their reputation that they just forget about eating the lizard and are like, well, it's, well, I mean, my, my

viper leisure, it's more of a viper lifestyle brand now. Can you even marry a viper? She rented one. Okay, tell your friends. So yeah, Andy starts with his shady, his shady lady questions. He's like, is this nice? Truth in the shadow was the furniture here and I sure that it sent you as IKEA apartment.

Hey, you guys. She's poor and she's rumored to be a whore. I'd like to welcome Cynthia and Marlowe to the catches of the reunion. Um, interestingly enough, Portia was sitting in the prime seat next to Andy. I mean, obviously, Nini was on the other side. Nini always gets that seat.

But Porsche has finally graduated to seat number one, which is important to some people, I suppose. And she was also dressed in a tiara and a big purple dress. Yes, see where the crown. And Marlo's like, she's stealing my crown. I'm the crown. I'm the queen of shading. It's like you're not even out here yet, Marlowe. Just keep it calm. Keep on the free

strupe waffles in the dressing room and leave it. Yeah, exactly. Why don't you like wipe your why don't you finish eating your strupe waffle before you start coming out of this with shade. Okay. So the first question to she buys to Shirei. She buys Shirei is are you wearing Shirei, is, uh, are you wearing Shibai Shirei? She's like, you know, Shibai Shirei? Is Shibai Kuchi? Shibai Kuchi. Poor Shirei. She's like one of those people when you go downtown in Vegas and you're like, oh, they have a poker room and then you leave like wanting to kill yourself because it's the most miserable thing in the world watching people on oxygen tanks like literally put their

EVT cards in the middle of the table when they're like losing it all again.'s like sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure. Sure is basically the golden nugget all day every day. You're like, you've lost, you've already been broke. Whose money is this? Where are you getting all of this money? Why are you doing this to yourself? If I may continue the Vegas analogy, sure, it reminds me of this one time I went to Vegas and I was in Harris, Casito, and I walked by the restroom, and there was a guy just standing there by the restroom, holding a mop and a bucket, staring at some vague space on the floor,

maybe three feet in front of him. His hair was shaggy, yeah, like an unkempt mustache-feared beard situation and every time someone walked into the bathroom he goes wet floor but floor What floor like he's had Ups and downs in life and whatever journey he's taken has let him to this moment where he is just Staring at the floor going what floor?

What floor what floor? What yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. He would be like Gucci Good is Gucci you gotta what floor you gotta what floor what base board what base boards So Andy's like is your phone off for Tyrone, which I love an Andy rhymes just because he's on Atlanta. He's like look. I'm street He's like Is your phone off for Tyrone? And she's like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. I don't know what she said.

But he's like, well, I hope it's turned off, because this is a no phone zone. I'm like, this was a known phone zone. You all would be asleep already. You live for those things. The second time, it's lunchtime to like, bleep bleep bleep bleep, it's right, swipe, swipe, swipe. This girl was a bitch to me out

Meanwhile Porsche Ray her phone's been disconnected a long time ago She's like she's like my boost mobile subscription just ran out. I know she's like do you hear crickets? Oh, that's charm. I rink her off Cricket wireless Jimny cricket comes on. He's like will you pay your bill please? She's pulling out a T-mobile side. He kicks you on on Craigslist. Vintage. Girl, you know, I'd buy that in two seconds. I love being like, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, shroop, I do, shroop, I do. So Andy's like, Whoa! Welcome to the elephant room! Hmm.

Yeah. I was like, you do not get to say that unless you're embella, okay? So Borscht is the queen of thought, Landia, love it. No, she is the goddess of love. She has renounced her title of Princess of thought, Landia, and graduated to goddess of love Love. Oh god, how did I not write that yet? Why did I write like a phone book of notes when I have Princess of Thought Landia? See that's the thing she will never be able to escape that image. No she is, she is a Goddess of Love which sort of makes sense.

And we have Cynthia and a giant encounter that's like, child, child, my god. So big, I have to compete with Portia's God of Scout. It's crazy. And Andy's like, hi, 50, Senth. And she's like, oh, it's 51, Senth now, child. I'm like, oh, God, well, at least we know your storyline for next season. You know, my friend Sylvia sent me an article

about, about Kitchen Islands. It was an article, I forget the publication. But basically basically the writer had a stern review of kitchen islands saying that they are ruining kitchens. And whatever happened to the days when you just had a table and your grandma was hit at the table and shop vegetables sitting at the table, why do we have to have this giant slab of concrete right in the middle? And actually the article kind of made some compelling points. And I bring this up because I feel like Cynthia would have fainted if she'd read it

Child I can't listen. I can't I can't get rid of the island. What's on this island? What's on this island? Mama will provide Yeah, Cynthia, I mean I can't with the kitchen island like I'm getting upset like I'm a reunion Okay, no one wants your grandmother fucking chopping things the dining room table She did that because they don't have islands Grandmother said they go to spin class, okay? They've got the thighs to take the island Well, this writer made a case that the kitchen island is actually not as functional as you would think because

For people who are shorter when you have especially if you have to like Lift certain pots or whatever it's harder and then like chopping is it's like it's it's easier to chop it a lower Just sit down and chop it up something lower. I'm like why it's harder and then like chopping, it's like it's easier to chop it a lower, just to down on chop it, something lower. I'm like, why, it's a good point. I mean, why do we look down at sitting and chopping? Like, you get, she said you get more leverage at a lower table. Well, there's just so many kitchen trends that we're going to be so sad from their gone, because everyone in the world or in America is like, open concept and eventually someone's going to be like, yeah, I don't want my guests watching me sweat over at this food, you know?

They're gonna have to start building walls again. I want a future business that's gonna be like, Ronnie's kitchen walls, where I just come and put a wall back in your kitchen. I know, there was a time in life when entering a house, like you knew your station in life, depending on how deep you got into the house, you know, like how many rooms. It's true. And I sort of, I do love that. I love shading

someone by like taking them only and basically, for your adjacent to be like, you end here, you know, like the old country houses that they had in England, they were linear. Like you had, it was just a series of rooms that went around. And basically, if you were super important, you got all the way to the end of the rooms and you were like, there, you've made it to basically the throne room essentially.

It's like, you are important. And I love the idea that I can decide who gets to level up in my house. You like this hallway is now open to you. You've impressed me enough to get the password to go down that hallway. Yes. Would you like to come into my sunroom?

Yes, you are allowed now. So let's see. What else? Neenie has been medicated. I don't know who medicated Neenie, but came just totally normal, nice, fun Nini today. Yeah, elder leaks. Yes, elder leaks, which I like because she's saying that because she thinks it's very old because she's owning her oldness or her age.

Well, everyone was calling her old, but it's basically a Mormon guy from... She's basically the widest she can be because she like a Mormon guy from the book of Mormon, because they all call each other elder. Well, I mean, I think it's her attempt to do some damage control because wasn't there that dinner maybe in San Francisco where someone's, I think, maybe, they showed it. Candy, I think, said elder and Nini got so mad about being called an elder and I think now she's trying to be like,

no, I'm cool with it. I'm cool. Look, you know what? I'm being called an elder and I think now she's trying to like be like no I'm cool with it I'm cool look you know what I'm I'm back on the show and I've grown I've grown so much I'm like yes she actually said I've grown and I have a lot tucked under my wig honey and Kenya is like hopefully not a razor blade. I was like that's why you're at the wrong end of the couch this year, Kenya. OK. Enjoy the far end of the couch. We need an old English all-way to get to Kenya this year. Yeah. All the way to get to Kenya.

Kenya's our reverse country house. She gets put all the way as deep into the house as possible. And you try not to get to the rooms. Andy goes downstairs, crawls out a window, goes up a ladder, and overheads. And he's like, hi, Kenya. So any news of a little baby twirl? And she's like, this is this cast is my favorite group

of liars ever, because none of them can do it well. Kenya's like, well, twirls my dog's name, so probably wouldn't name it twirl. And he's like, um, Trolls my dog's name, so probably wouldn't name it Troll. And he's like, um, so you're pregnant? And Trolls is like, you're pregnant! And Ken he's like, is that a question? Well, let me just say, I mean, he formed it as a question. So, for example, and then she's like, is that a question?

Well, we definitely will be welcoming a boy or a girl in late Spring falls some this year and they're like wow, what a great answer And they're like how many months is like I'm not gonna say I was like, okay? First of all, you were fully lying right now. We can see the lie forming. You're like, oh, I wasn't anticipating this, but maybe I'll say later and then I'll either abduct a child or find a stuffed animal or something like that and maybe find a mannequin. Yes.

Like, I was like, oh God, she's figuring out her storyline as she's speaking. Like, she's not pregnant. Yeah, I'm not really sure what I feel about this because I've watched a lot of soap operas in my life, so I really believe that Kenya would use that. I want to keep my man. I'm gonna say I'm pregnant.

But then how do you lie? But then it's Kenya, you know? Like she goes, she's like, look at me. She calls like Tamer Tatels or whoever. And she's like, take a picture of me from behind a palm tree standing in front of an embryo center or whatever. So you just never know with camera.

What's your center? Is it like Home Depot? So you can get an embryo and some call. So I feel like now that we're in this in a Mee-2 moment, you know, the this should Bravo has realized it's probably not that appropriate to basically say, so did you get a boob job? What's going on with your lips? So instead they go about it in a kind of more sneaky way. They're like, well, it's been a decade of different hair, body and fashion changes.

Let's look back. And they just pretty much show how everyone's face has changed over the past 10 years, which is as close as they're going to get to what sort of work have you had done. What about you? What about you? Yeah, basically, that's his new way to ask about boobs. So since he can't ask them, he's like, so are your baby's boobs going gonna be big or small? It's like okay Andy Schiller. So During this montage it was hilarious because everyone hates Shere now openly and when Shere came off that bus and jogging paths

They just show everybody cracking up. Yeah Exactly and the question is hey Shere you've got a great body. Why are you in sweatshows season? She's like I just go for comfort I just go for comfort. I give it up. I give up. Um, I have to say, uh, by the way, speaking of facial changes, etc. Obviously the one who's had the most uh, impressive transformation is Kim Zolciak-Beerman. And, um, the reason why I bring this up is because Marlon Wayans posted a picture of her from the reunion on his Instagram, and he was like, he basically was like, to all of you guys wondering, we are not filming white chicks too. Or, yeah, white chicks, right?

And so Kim, so Kim comments on this, and she's like, Marlon, I've always been such a fan of you and your family. My whole family has been, and for you to do this really hurt, it makes me sad, but I guess you just needed to laugh or something like she was trying to guilt him like oh my god Now here's consul see act the victim the victim of Marlon Wayne's shaming when she made her face

Look like a plastic well, it's already plastic mr. Potato head Mrs. Potato head. You did it to yourself Kim, okay? Yeah, I'm not over the place trying to be a victim. I can't even just ripped her right down on this. It was that too much more impressive. Yeah, why don't you talk about that? Well, I don't have the tweets pulled up, but you know, Kim is just sitting there with her silo cup, you know, and her.

So low cup. Why do I keep calling it a silo cup? I don't know, but I'm going to correct you every single time. Thank you, because eventually maybe I'll learn it. I should shock myself. I did buy a little battery operated shocker Do you know what those are they're supposed to be for pain which I don't have but I figured that looks fine So I got it Why not yeah, um, and by the way it shocks you I put it on I was like oh and I don't know what I thought was gonna happen

But you know selectricity that you're shooting yourself with. So anyway, what was I talking about that? Oh yeah, so, so look up. So look up. So Kim was talking, she was talking shit like, oh well, sorry about your failed spin-offs, Candy. You know, well, glad you're on Broadway. I can't get a spin-off or whatever. And then Candy's like,

Bish, so I love when people spell it, Bish. She's like, she's old. What do you mean? What do you mean? Flops. And then she put the ratings of their shows and she premiered higher than all of Kim's shows. And also she wrote the theme song for your show that you never even paid her for.

You asshole. Yeah, because basically Candy was shading Kim. Because for you asshole. Yeah. Because basically candy, candy was shading, Kim, because Kim was coming hard and candy was basically like, listen, um, like it takes a lot, you know, it's pretty convenient that you sit and you just watch like a normal viewer, which is her way of saying, like, you're not a star. Like you're just watching like a normal viewer and then you, and you just comment on it as if you have any insight, but you're just a viewer. You're not living, you're not with us.

Your viewer so shut up. And, and that's when Kim is like, sorry, that all your, but you're just a viewer. You're not living, you're not with us. Your viewer so shut up. And that's when Kim is like, sorry that all your spin-offs failed. When I got my spin-off, and that's when Kim is like, okay, well, I had the highest rated spin-off and I've all done exceptionally well. Here are my ratings and your ratings are this.

And on top of that, I only do these like three or four episodes spin-offs, these like one-offsoffs because I'm too busy shooting this show because I have a peach and by the way I was on Broadway. Yes and when you get to mama mama's good to you so fuck off. Yeah. Yeah. Don't talk about my mama. I hate her.

I was such a big fan of you and escape. I guess not anymore. God. Too bad that you had to be that way. Yeah. Poor Kim guys, poor Kim. So Andy gets to Saray and Mimi, I had high hopes for Mimi because every time they showed Saray, Mimi would just roll her eyes. It's like she knew that the camera was on Saray.

And she's like, so Andy asked Saray. So whatever happened to see by Saray, he is the shadiest every time sir He probably greets her like that even if he calls her like hi, it's Andy want to go have drinks. How she by Shure? You know, yeah, it's like her biggest failure now Shure for whatever reason is not prepared for this and goes into like Terrified lying Shure about so he goes what happened to she by Shure and she is Joggers joggers and he's like Joggers, yeah, joggers and candy goes. He's asking about your line If it wasn't clear and she goes wasn't clear and he's like candy goes

Why am I getting backlash and Andy's like so joggers? What does that mean? And she's like you know know, comfortable, jogger. I'm selling joggers. Do you know what I'm doing? Make them jog. Joggers to sail, she buys charay. And then she goes, he goes, when is it coming out? And she's like, maybe some,

some, ring, some, ring, ring, ring. Some, some, some, ring, some, ring, some, ring, see, that's how I, that's how I, that's how I, see, Andy, what I'm, what I'm working on right now is I got this new look, it's kind of like a jumpsuit, What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be. What you're supposed to be.

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not coming back and then they come back or you know whatever. We have to see how desperate they are at the beginning of next season because that's when they really know like two weeks before filming, which I guess it is, right? So she's freaking out in line. It's like when Kenya shows her baby, also my fucking joggers. Okay, how about that? How's that for a deal? Well, the rumor, the rumors on the internet is that Kenya is coming back for season 11 and then Shirei is gone. But like you said, who knows, we'll see it when we believe, we'll believe

it when we see it. Yes, so what was I going to say about stupid Kenya? Summer falls, I have summer falls at sea by charade uh... but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but city. And then everyone and by everyone laughs even Kim's you know so-called allies they just are laughing at us. Well, by this time they're just laughing at everybody shade. I mean they're yelling at each other about rape later and they're just

all laughing. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Porsche. What when we get to this rape conversation? Porsche spends the entire episode going woo that shady Because then someone writes in and goes candy. I like you with your rooster short hair and porcius like who not rooster Because Andy, you know typical as he always does like the worst question He's like to wander from Tula who wants to know why you don't know what double-sided tape is he's like

well child and Porsche's like he got to ask about boobs so he's like happy with himself so he's like candy It's hard to tell that you went through such hell just a year ago because candy is a superwoman and the people's chap and was also accused of possibly maybe trying to rape somebody one time. Remember candy? She's like, like here we go again with this. It's like Andy's favorite thing to do. Yeah, because he's basically, they start talking about candy. It's a candy segment and we sort of land on her party that she had for being on the cover of Essence magazine. And it was like, why did Todd bring all this negativity into it? And Candy is like, I wasn't into it. I didn't like it at all.

And they're like, well, but why do you keep inviting Porsche to these things and then ragging on her? And Candy's saying she's like, see? No, right. It was like, you love Porsche. Actually, no, but what she said was that, you know, this was like a big dream and she wanted everyone to see her accomplishment, especially because what Porsche did last year could have basically, you know, fucked her up. And then at this point, this is when Candi starts, her shaky voice comes back. She's like, What? You took me to last year. Good. I killed my whole brand like a good kid and everything and like the essence things in cover could not have happened. You lose everything. I don't even think you know what the level that you did.

You know, you're gonna pop me my hand. level that you did. I thought she said brain. I thought she said brain. And I was like, okay, we're taking it a little too far now. You see now. I'm gonna take in my brain. my brain, I need my brain function. Ooh. Go to the wizard of rise. That's my problem. So force has decided that she's just not gonna take anymore.

And she's like, I'm not a pal, dad's a good kid. She's like, my brain. If I only had a brain. That's Saray. If it only had a brain job. If only had a brain. You got a brain? You got a if I only had a brain If I'm the end of it you can't bring you can't bring you can't bring you can't bring you You got a The tin man is looking for a heart the line is looking for courage and the charay man is looking for joggers she's just like please somebody for these

joggers please Shreys like zip it in a zip it in a day like no Shreys that's not was sort of Oz and joggers don't have zippers you know zippers I'm melting I'm melting I'm melting can you just like how are you melting your waters not even turned on I'm not in penitentiary anymore yeah so let's let's all just pretend that the producer who got fired last year had nothing to do with these rape allegations and didn't go to Porsche or didn't go to Fager and say that Todd was saying that he wanted to put a drink, you know, yeah, it's just the only reason I bring that up again is because Andy just won't let it go. It's like, come on. How much penises does this girl have to pay?

And you know, I know that pisses people off and I don't care. I'm standing behind Portia, she's funny. Well, here's the thing is that a big part of this reunion was talking about Portia and her inability to apologize effectively. Because I agree with what you've said, and what Portia said is like, how many times

does she have to apologize? She really has to apologize a lot. But the problem is she does Blanket apologies, so she does and she does it again She's like I apologize for whatever I said whatever came out of my mouth. I apologize for it, you know And can't use like that It's a point now. I want it to be like I said this And Porsche portions like oh well I guess imagine I'm all in my sword. You know like no, it's like the thing is

The the issue the issue here, which is frustrating because on the one hand I want the women to see this is porous as version of apologizing and she doesn't have the vote She doesn't understand the vocabulary to give you the apology that you need But I also want porous to realize as if they're listening, that like, you know, like what they want is specific, specific, specific, specific, because when you say, listen, what I said was wrong, what, like, I'm sorry for everything I said. I'm sorry for all of it because it was hurtful. It's, it's actually so generic.

It's easy. Whereas if you say, I'm sorry that I accused you of trying to like roofie me for having a sex dungeon. I was doing it because I was trying to be petty. I was trying to get back at you. I misjudged the situation. I went too far. I got lost in it. It was really like, I fucked up and it got away from me

and I should have stopped then. I should have apologized a long time ago and I'm sorry for the hurt that it caused. When you do that, it shows that you thought about the situation, you thought about the ramifications a little bit more and you thought about the other person. But if you just say, I'm sorry for whatever I said, I'm sorry that I said that stuff. Someone told I said, I'm sorry that I said that stuff.

Someone told me that, I'm sorry that I said it. It's like, it's not that it's insincere. It just doesn't feel like there's a lot of thought behind it, if that makes sense. No point in talking. It's the biggest thought on this show. She admits it. Portia's like, remember that time I said,

sorry is the hallway when I brushed up against you. And then a San Francisco I said sorry, but this is trolley so bumpy and then remember I said sorry and you weren't ready and that's okay She's just like refusing and can he's like Like doing her cry thing and she won't learn it Sound like a car like like an old fashioned car that just ran out of gas. My-

Oh, my God. So Andy's like, so which party you are apologizing for? And she's like, for what came out of my mouth during the argument? And she's like, I would respect you if you said it was jacked up and brought out the belt. I'm like, she has said that if that's all you're looking for, and then Porsche just ruins it for herself

It's like you can't share for Portia because she always fucks it up for herself. Yeah, she's like I need a sewing defaulon I'm like oh god poor son. The Andy's like I want to move on because we're gonna get back into this later on and Candy goes I love that she's just openly mad at him at this point. She's like, Jesus, let it go. So then he moves into, oh, yes, and Nini gives her a big, I'm like mature Nini now. He's like, so Nini, you wanted her to fall on her sword. And she's like, well, I just wanted her to tell all these girls here and like tells you how to apologize, which Nini still can't to this day do on her own so buy a hip-hop. Exactly. Exactly. So now it's time for Marlowe. Marlowe, first he asked about Mama Joyce and I just had to see it. Yeah, of course. We're moving on now. So what did

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By the way, we have an update about what happens live in LA One of our listeners Sarah is there and she's giving live updates via Twitter and Spotted Slade and Gretchen. So you guys in first show tonight of course, and you know that they're in general admission to Which is so good played with like the first one on mine to get those tickets. He's like, remember me! So Andy's like, so some heifer from Hoboken wants to know how good he is. That's like your name. Yeah, it's some heifer and her last name is. Er from O-Boken. It's a nap. And he's like, uh, what do you think about your mom being shady to Todd after he did the OLG restaurant after for her, you know, and candy's like, now, don't talk about my mama.

Don't need my mama. He missed conversation. I know. So Marlo comes out she's like, you told my ground. I'm like, okay, whatever. So she comes out, she sits in the couch and talking, we start talking about Marlo and her relationships. So she and Nini are rekindled, but what about her and Kenya? What do they stand? And Marlo basically says that Kenya's not really her friend. And Kenya says that she liked Marla

and that they had a relationship, but last season when Marla started spouting stuff about Kenya's mom and how Kenya's mom doesn't really want her, that's what really severed their relationship. And that was it for that. Yes. And Andy's like, you always have different friends or whatever. And Marla's like, you know, Ken, you know, you really should act. You're a really good actress because

Ken, he was like, I have struggled. You know, can you start your bullshit? And Ken, he goes, I do act. Check my resume. I was in an episode of Martin 20 years ago. We have checked your resume, honey. Yeah, we remember the pilot that you shot. And I've actually seen that weird Jamaican zombie movie you did. Yes. And that was the one good thing Michael Rappaport did on that. That watch what happens versus Kenya because he did not do a great job on that. But that was one good thing.

He said he was like, so how is life twirls on? How'd that go? How'd that work out for you? I didn't even see that. I couldn't even be motivated to watch that episode because it's like the last thing I want to see. I just read the transcripts. I was like, this is too much.

This guy needs to take a seat. It's time for him to take a seat. I'm sorry. He needs to take an entire bench. OK? Yes. So then Kenya's like, Kenya's like, this is what they do, this is what they do.

They just bring you down and then Marlow just starts spouting nonsense. She's like, bright yellow over there. Yeah, bright yellow. And Kenya's like, yeah, I am bright yellow because my skin is perfect. And Marlow's like, you awkward, you awkward. And Kenya's like, you sitting up there and Kenny is like you said not there. Look at my James A. It's in a way, honey. Maybe if you stop fucking other women's husbands, you could get your own and she goes She's so good about being alive. Where's your receipts? Where's your receipts? And Kenny's like, where's John?

Here's the routine for that. I'm like, I don't know what is happening. Yeah, it's not becoming very confusing and so then I'm like, I don't know what is happening. Yeah, it's not becoming very confusing. And so then, Ken, then we learned this really distaltery, but uninteresting backstory between Kenya, Marlowe, Nini, and John, the pizza dude from like seven years ago that Nini dated in the season when she wasn't with Greg. It was that weird old dude who was giving her gifts. And so, Kenya, they're trying to describe it.

It's like very confusing. And essentially Kenya claims that Marlo tried to blackmail Nini over John the pizza dude. So I was like, okay, I don't understand what's happening here. So then we get some clarifications that basically Marlo, first Kenya says that Marlow tried to pimp out John the pizza dude, which is weird. I was like, does that mean that like Marlow is the madam and John is some sort of male jiggle. Yeah, I was I respect a business owner. I know. So apparently Marlow

went on a date with John or went on several dates who knows, got him drunk, got thousand dollars from him and then like got access to his phone and like took pictures of text messages between nini and john and this was apparently a thing i don't know i'm so very good supposedly she blackmailed john and said if you didn't give her twenty thousand dollars she would show those receipts to g and then he paid her $20,000 and well, we don't know because that's Kenya's story And then Marla goes $20,000. Come on Kenya. That's my Nordstroms bill and Andy goes well, did you pay your Nordstrom bill? And she goes Yes, so do you even know what you're fighting about at this point and then need he goes out here to me This is mr

I don't give a fuck cuz I don't give a fuck about him when I was married I give a fuck about one man and his name is John and the only thing that's surprising to me is that he had any money left By the time I was done with his ass because I took plenty of his money Yeah, I actually thought need me his responses hilarious. She like didn't deny it. She's like whatever I took like he's I just took all his money. Like, he was a weird, slimy creature, and I took his money. And then Kenya to me had the line of the night. She goes, you're the only woman I know

with a square reader between her legs. I was, excuse me. I have been suggesting that go-go boys that the Abby get square readers in their butt cracks for years now, okay? I don't know if that line was rehearsed or not, but it was perfection. I sat, I watched it like three times over and everyone was like, oh my god. It's like, she just said that. Saray, it's like,

Buh, Buh, it's good. So, how are Marlowe and Saray? I'm gonna like, well, you know, I think that Shirei and Eeney should have a bond and they're like, it's called bond not bond. I want to make fun of her for being so petty except for the fact that I had just written a note being like, bond, what's that? And he's like, well, Marlo was on bond patrol. And then we see the clip. So then when we come back, Andy goes, so does everybody believe that Kenya really got married and Marlowe goes, no! But she was the only one. She probably thought everyone was going to, but it's like that awkward moment when you think everyone's on board and no one piles on like oh, okay. Yeah, then we had the most awkward sequence of all season Which is Kenya now? This is really sad when Kenya sequences in season or in the first reunion

This is sad, but it was like look. Let's see what Kenya did this year At least he's not cardboard and it's like domestic violence Houston You know stuff on the street yelling in a bathroom domestic violence Houston, you know, stuff on the street yelling in a bathroom, showing your husband finally. So this, you just, please just get rid of Kenny at this point or at least give her a year off because this was the most depressing montage I've sat through in a long time. Yeah, I mean, this whole thing, I mean with like, you know, Kenya, just saying like, it's Kenya's, I liked when they like, it's Kenya's,

I liked when they said, it's Kenya's husband exempt from gossip and everything, you know, because you spent all these seasons talking about other husbands, going all the back to Porsche, et cetera, and Cordell, like, why is Mark off limits? And she's like, well, now I understand, because I'm a married woman, and I have a husband, because I'm married, and I'm a married woman and I have a husband cuz I'm married and I'm a wife now So if I could change that I was yeah

Because you know marriage I have a ring so I understand what it's like to have rings and being married He's like that's not really answering my question Kenya. Well as a married person this is how married people answer questions Andy. Have you ever seen that show married with children or as I call it Kenyud with children because I have a child coming and I married. And the summer spring fall next year is Marla classy lady. Yeah. well you have to understand Kenya. You said horrible things about me and Kory down and none and none and she's like shut up. Stupid or whatever. So Andy's like, well here's the thing that I, you know, I have a question.

You're on a reality show about your life and two weeks before shooting you get married in secret. And she's like, well, that's what he wanted. And when he got on his knees and asked me to marry him, what the hell was I going to do? Be a not married lady. I am married. She goes, my own father wasn't there. Okay. And he goes, yeah, what about Mark's parents? And she's like, no, he's like, they have you met them? Yeah, she's like, we've met over the phone. It's like, isn't it odd that you haven't met his parents? Like, not really.

I mean, they live in a different state. I was like, oh, yeah, that's true. You had, there's so much effort that goes into another state in this country. I mean, like between the crocodiles, you have to swim through and the blood test, yeah, it is hard getting from, you know, New York to Connecticut. I know, honey, your husband is in a different state. Yeah. There's no logic in this. Can you find it so funny? And then he's not going to drop it either. So he's like,

so why didn't they get invited like who cares And she goes I think they were on a cruise at the time This is the best thing ever and that's nice. So why did you why did you have why did he at Why did you guys get a low fall his parents were on a cruise see there's so many follow questions and he needs to ask why I know But she won't answer them. He's at least trying with her and she's like Ask why I know but she won't answer them. He's at least trying with her and she's like So poor she's like why wouldn't you tell your best friend in the world Cynthia and she goes well, she's not gonna like the answer And then Kenny goes Cynthia cannot hold water

I'm like is this a new phrase we're coming up with now because that's not what holds that doesn't Yeah, well, maybe she just actually can't hold water Cynthia can't hold water and I was concerned that if I told her she would make a mess I didn't want to have to tell Cynthia while she was licking that stupid ball in the gerbil water bottle Just trying to de-thirst herself Child is true. This is why I have our kitchen island. I just uh put my water glasses on there So I don't have time hold them I can just rest them there This was she by Shreys triple water bottles

Water bottles. That's the way that's the way for dribbles Triple way triple joggers jogging on a wheel Chakras. What a chocolate. What is dribble way of job? Jogger on a wheel. Joggers. What a what a juggers what is dribble air job on? Jab walkie You walk you to you walk me to work out too So aunt and he's like is Cynthia bad and she walks by charade and Neenie goes I didn't know she couldn't hold water like okay, okay, Neenie, this is called Neenie loyalty,

which is nice to see, because it's rare. And then Marlow's like, that, that, well, Cindy is like, you know, honestly, Ken, yeah, I wouldn't have told your secret. I mean, I know I can't hold water, but I would not have told your secret. And then Marlow's like, that's sad. They have to tell your friend that,

like, shut up, Marlow. Shut up, Marlow. You have no friends. Go back to blackmailing pizza guys. Yes, I just want, I don't want Marlow on Shut up Marlow. You have no fans. Go back to blackmailing pizza guys. Yes. I just want, I don't want Marlow on this show necessarily full-time, but I do want a spin-off where she's blackmailing pizza guys.

Yeah. Sounds amazing. And so Kenya's like, well, I was private because these girls are just going to come down on me with things like, you're not really married. You're having problems with your skin. And Marlow's like like what do you work? Kenny goes, struggle face shut the hell up. I was like, struggle face is not really a, like we could probably do better with our

taunts and yet somehow it's absolutely perfect struggle face. Struggle face is pretty amazing. I'm here by stealing struggle face. Okay. And Andy's like, well, it was pretty jarring off camera watching you cry about getting divorced. Was he threatening you with divorce? And she's like, well, Andy, um,

and she's trying to cry, but it's not working. She's like, it was a lot of pressure for him and it was something to work through, but I'm the happiest in my marriage that I've ever been. Like you've been married five minutes, Kenya And he's like, yeah, it's stressful, but you know, you're on a show and the guy doesn't like the show She goes, well, he'd never watched it I'm sure a celebrity chef that you met through somebody on TV has never watched a reality show the number one rated reality show that you're on Kenya. Come on

Yeah, exactly and so yes, so and he's like well my impression of Mark is that That he didn't like the show and he thought it was a bad representation of black women He never said that he's like actually that's what he told my colleagues, which is like said that he's like actually that's what he told my colleagues. And she's like, oh, they was just a really long pause. Because she said that was the blogs that said that he's like, oh no, it was, you know, I thought it was actually my assistant, whatever. Even even in this way, I thought it was sort of sort of interesting that and even broached the idea that this is a bad representation of Black women because, you. Because I sort of feel like that's true. I've said it before, I just feel like this show

just portrays Black women and just like these crazy, new, rich, loud women who are only interested in shading people. Just like I think in general, Bravo is really bad for women as a whole. Like it's bad representations of women. So, but like I'm a surprise that Andy like sort of broached that on the show. It's only in a way where he's totally mortified.

He's like, how could he? And but he was also basically saying like this guy's obviously abusive, like he's threatening you to quit your job And separating you from the people that you what it what's happening He's like turning you into a one island kind of woman or whatever and it is awkward. I don't know what I'm saying But it is a funny kitchen island watching this so too much stuff struggle face. Yeah, struggle face So yeah, it was awkward. Can you soul season was awkward awkward and she does have the behavior of a woman who's in trouble. I mean, she always does and we saw it happen last time with Matt and I'm not saying this guy's abusive.

I'm saying this is not a healthy relationship. We were like, where together all the time and then you show a closet full of clothes with her tags on them for mold. He really wants to see me. We'll never come on the show. It's like, oh, but at least her at least her garage window bills are down. Oh my God. Matt. I hope Matt's new garage window business is going well. I miss you, Ken. Yeah. Crash. So let's see. And then she keeps, she's like's like well he did because Annie goes well What does he think about your past on the show because Andy's just not gonna let this guy

He just keeps going and going and going and Kenny goes he never watches Andy and Marla just has a look on her face like What kind of queen is that? Doesn't even watch her so what kind of gay-man did you marry? And Marla's like can you just controlling a manipulative and a liar? Yeah, since he goes I don't know why you people think I can be control She's just like reaching her and into a puddle trying to pick up the water. I could do this child I know I can do it. She's trying to pay she's trying to lift the lake to dust under it She's trying to put she's trying to lift the lake to dust under it

Told you, Mandy so the not talking to the nose ring is that we have next yes sir Yes, the next is the nose ring and Andy's like charay was that very nice and she's like well I got my ear pierced and can you go? It's not a nose ring. It's a piercing and I'd rather a piercing than handcuffs on my man And then Shrikas will he have handcuffs of you with you? Which what does that even mean? I don't know I think Shreya was just treading water trying to get her senses together, you know She just she's just like Toggers

Toggers Togger some of all some of all talkie talk talkers talkers talkers some of all some of all talkers talk to she made that comment at Kenya that time which Kenya was having abusive shit going on with Matt where she's like well you keep pushing people Kenya remember that so I'm like is this another fucking ignorance array comment yeah well yeah I don't I don't know I just thought it was funny when Kenya said I rather have my man have a nose piercing than handcuffs. So then Kenya starts talking about the PSA and you know the term and he's like,

Kenya, your PSA, that was moving. Tough stuff, huh? I can't just like, yes, but people really liked it. They really responded well. And a lot of people told me it was the best episode ever of the entire franchise, perhaps ever on Bravo, ever on Basic Cable, and quite possibly in the history of television. We were nominated for an Oscar and the an Oscar. Marlowe's like, I doubt it. I was like, I got it. I was like, I got it. Harlow's just like heckling from the back. So good. So the Nandy is like,

so who's gonna get married next? And she was like, maybe me, maybe me, maybe me. And she was like, are you going to get married in prison? Which is actually like a very fair question. Yes. And then Sherei. Sherei is not really killing it with her comeback today. She goes, which you get married? like on a beach

On a lovely scenic beach Tamretan says hanging off up on tree of my wedding on a beach to a rich guy beds, please and Kelly's like well good luck in four years when he's out and then of course he goes I thought it was two months And Saray's like we're hearing, he's waiting for hearing. He's waiting for hearing. Which, he's gonna come out of the winter or maybe September. September or June or spring summer. He'll be out in a week and shout to her, she's three years.

So, Porsche is like, well, I'm the one getting married this year, claiming in the name of Jesus. I like that. She's like, yeah, I'm gonna get married. Don't know how. Don't know who. It's gonna be me. Yeah, and Candy goes, don't rush it. Ha ha ha. Absolutely. You got married in six months and holds up her ring.

I'm like, Candy, this is this is gonna be the saddest fucking train wrecking life is Kenya's horrible divorce because this is not a marriage that's gonna last. Calling it now. Yeah. So then now we go back to Porsche. It's now the Porsche apology montage, showing all the time that she apologized. And you know, at the center of that is the Porsche Nini fight.

And I think there was a question about what changed? Why was Porsche able to basically bury the hatchet with Neenie? Like, what changed that allowed Portia to go to Neenie in Spain to bear her heart and soul? Yes, and she's like, it was fun, okay, child? Why did I write that down? So, in the past, I liked Portia like a sister. So, when we had a little tear, it wasn't big enough for me not to embrace her.

And Candy's like, What? Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Candy!

Well, it's just cracking up and all of Mimi's lies. Because Mimi was pretending to be nice and every time she said something like this, Candy just started cracking up. So yeah. Yeah, she does that the candy the or something like that naturally I probably guess basically a sequence of squeaks and whistles I know if you haven't had a bird die on your window today you're not playing this So Andy was like porso. Were you surprised that Neenie was supportive of you?

Like Neenie was not supportive of porso not at all See he yelled at her for no reason at the beginning of the show to turn everybody further against her Just so she wouldn't be the villain Then she's just trying to put her in a fucking firing line. How is she being supportive of porso? This is ridiculous. And Porcid's like, the internet was shocked, but I love Mimi, and she loves me. And I support her, and I never wanted disrespect her go

over the line or all the way over the line. And he goes, but isn't that how it was with you and Candy? And Candy's like, I was gonna try to say about me and you. And Porcid goes, I was like, I was trying to say about me and you. And for sure, you guys. Hora, hora, hora, hora, hora. Just my favorite portion of line of all time.

Hora, hora, hora, hora, hora. Hora, happy. So yeah, basically, she says that Candy, like, she's like, well, I would have, but the Candy never gave me the one-on-one. So, like, Nini gave me one on one time, so I was able to bury the hatchet, which still feels a little weird. And then, meanwhile, Andy is like,

do you still deny Nini that you asked Porsche? You said that Porsche should be fired, and she's like, no, I never said that she should be fired. I said, she should be off the show, two totally different things. I'm like, that is literally the definition of firing someone is that they are off the workplace, two totally different things. I'm like, that is literally the definition of firing someone is that they are off the workplace of whatever. So she's like, I thought, yeah, sorry, Andy goes,

well, it's an algus. She's like, listen, Marlowe can do whatever she wants in her bedroom, but I'm not doing no, amalgens, okay? He's like, no, no, it's not butt sex. It's like the same. And she's like, well, I don't know what that is, but after season nine, they should have been gone. And I'll say that. And same. And she's like, well, I don't know what that is, but after season 9

They should have been gone and I'll say that and Porsche's like And I didn't like when you said that and then he goes I received it Yeah, it's like It doesn't actually say I'm sorry, you know, because Porsche is like listen when you said that that really hurt me because the idea you know X Y and Z And he need does not say oh you know, because Portia, yeah, Portia was like, listen, when you said that, that really hurt me because the out of you, you know, X, Y, and Z. And he does not say, oh, I get it now. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. She just goes, I've received that. And it is under consideration. He goes, that's big. Yeah, so big.

So now we go on to Portia versus Shirei. And you know, the whole thing at the end of the season was that Portia told Shemia, don't trust anyone, not even Shirei. And so Shirei is like, why can't trust me? Why can't trust me? I'm making joggers. I'm making joggers. And Portia was like, well, first of all, you are the bone collector. You are proudly the bone collector. You are the self-reclamed bone collector. You love collecting bones. This is what you do So yeah, I'm gonna tell her don't tell her don't tell Sherey things because you're the bone collector and then of course Sherey is like

Well, that's true, but I've never given any of them a reason not to trust me Like what are you admitting to telling everybody shit or not Sherey? Yeah, I have it both ways and then for she goes do you trust me? She goes about as far as I can through I got a bad back Where she's like see so like you don't trust me. So why should why should you be upset when I say I don't trust you Also, she was right to say that because the first second you got a chance you fucking turned on her and got the Kiminator after her You know, yeah, you're not a good friend. You're a terrible friend. So Ray, okay? Yeah, exactly and then but then I. You're not a good friend. You're a terrible friend, Saray, okay? Yeah, exactly. And then, but then, I mean, they're both

being hypocritical. It's Porsche doesn't like that. Saray shaded her for being cheap. And Porsche is like, you were the ones who left the price tag on your wooden placemats and said, you were going to take them back to raw stress for the next day. So, yeah, I mean, it's so stupid.

And Saray is like, well, none of these girls wanted to be around here. So that's why she should have been loyal to me. It's like, well, no one wanted to be around you either. I mean, it's so stupid and she raised like well none of these girls wanted to be around her So that's why she should have been loyal to me. It's like well no one wanted to be around you either. I mean, I don't understand Yeah, he's like do you do oh her an apology and push just like Let's talk about that. And he's like that's why I asked We're gonna talk about that. Oh her an apology. She's like could you put that in question form? That was a question. She's like ain't no beats. He's like Noah Nalgis. Okay, now will you answer the question?

So Porsche basically is like, I don't understand why people aren't more angry at Sheree for knowing about the Roach video before Barcelona even happened, you know, and so Sheree is like, what's wrong with you? We're talking about you. And Sheree is like, what's wrong with you? And for sure like, what's wrong with you? And Shreys like, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? I love how Forrest just said it. She is. Ain't nobody going to get her up.

Get on about that. Ain't nobody going to get on about that. And then he goes, oh, yes. Soon. And then Shreys does that thing where she's pulling her own ponytail, you know, which Kim does as well. And she gets nervous. They start pulling out their hair. So they're squealing.

And then Sharay goes, let's be clear. No one cares anything for me. Cynthia wouldn't even give my son his free backpack for the backpack show to carry his books around. Don't care. I think for me. And Portia's like, you jump on some of my now. And then Nini's like, I don't care if you like me or not You should have said something to me about that video because one thing I know about charay and Kim is they don't want anybody making fun of their house

That is over the line. I'm like Neenie the things that you have said about people and now you're mad about somebody criticizing a house Oh my god. Exactly. And Shre is like, well, me being the bone collector LLC. And they're like, Oh, it can he's like, Oh, it's an LLC now. Marlick, oh, you're such a hater. You should be proud of her for having an LLC. So Shre to prove that she's been loyal to everyone. I know it's loyal to her. She turns on in. And she's like, I've gotten you into clubs. I've got you into clubs. She turns the nini she's like I've gotten you into clubs. I've got you into clubs That this was the funniest I shared my McDonald's Clas with you. Yeah, how can you not say I'm loyal?

Don't you remember when when we were friends and I give you Greg take us to those games and mean he's like That's what friends do. She's that's what I'm saying. Oh my god and then At one point Porsche says something to her. She's like, yeah, you should have, we knew you knew about the video, because you told Kim. And then, sure, I can't come up with anything so she just goes, girl, shut up, shut up.

No. No. Of course, it's like, you said, I, you said, I, you said, I, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up wanted a physical bone. She's like, I have dug so many holes. My backyard. I still can't find a bone. How am I going to work on my daughter? So Neenie now again, on her, you know, the new night kinder, nicer, sweeter than Neenie is like, listen, I came into the season

with an open heart for Shiree and for Candy and for everyone. I have an open heart because I am a nice person now. I'm like, well, except for Portia, you came into the season angry that Portia said, one comment, throw away comment on dish nation and, you know, like, and I'm going to say that you have an open heart when you let that grudge pretty much power the whole first half of the season. No, come on, Neenie. Oh, Neenie. I came in with an open heart and open arms. Yes. Okay, so Cynthia is like, um, hi, I'm here. Did she ever answer that question about Kim Cha? And she's like, I do not have to

run back and tell these girls what Kim says. Kim has been loyal to me. She has taken me to games. So I have several bones and I can do what I want with my bones. There's one under the couch right now. Could someone get it for me? I cannot get it with my nose. Can you tell why I throw bones under the couch? What? Yeah, I could someone please get me my bone. So, Mimi who understands the logic of everything suddenly today is like, that's not what he's asking you. And she's like, okay, then here, I don't feel like I have to. I tell whoever the fuck I want to tell about anything. I want a fucking tell it because I have an LLC.

Yeah. And the bone collector and I will carry whichever bones I want to carry. And like, I love that the, I love bone collector LLC has like, rules and emission statement. Yeah specific bones that they're going for. We are aiming for rib bones this year with the bone collector. And let's see. So Andy's like, well, I guess we can talk about this later because Kim's coming. And Kim goes, why are you bringing Kim out here no one wants to come. Truly no one wants it. No one wants it. That was so funny and candy's like, ew, Kim. Everyone's mad that they have to talk to Kim and I think Sheree does have a point here where she's like, if you don't want to fight the battle, why do I want to fight

the battle? You know, I'm gonna come and he's like oh I'll fight the battle but also it's really not Sharay's job to go tell everybody that Kim has a video of Roaches you know falling out of Braille's Well, because then she'll be accused of stirring the pod and being or you know whatever but this is also why Sharay got fired probably Sharay got fired because she just came with nothing. I can't believe she, I mean, you at least can you ask Brandon to write some damn one liners for her, you know? Yeah. Yeah. She just walked around and sweats all season and got romantically entangled with a prisoner.

Yeah. So coming up, Meney is going to fight the battle with the Ever Classy Kim. Is this reunion two parts or three parts? I think it's three. It was funny, but like three is a lot because there's nothing that really happened this season. Yeah, I feel like I have EVO coming back. I can't believe how good it was.

I was cracking up because I thought, how are they gonna fill this? But of course, just bringing last season rape stuff and they'll get it down. But then Sarire went on Instagram and it shows her sitting in her steam room and her man came without a man. And she's like sitting there and she's like,

not but hashtag, not by the way. Like Sire, you know that she sprayed herself with water because that steam is not even turned on. You know what's not? It's this house of Sire. Yeah, exactly. Sitting on her set piece. But loved it. So we'll see you next Monday with this more of this. If you want to hear us talk about Real Housewives of Potomac

and trading spaces return. Naturally. Check out the bony balloon. That's up to that. Yeah. And by the way, some people are like, where is your summer house coverage? We put it on our bonus episode from last week because we just didn't have any space in the normal show with all the big premieres, et cetera. So go go to patreon.com slash watch what happens to sign up for if you sign up for, well, you just, you sign up on Patreon, you basically get access to the bonus episode no matter what. So go there and you'll hear it and it's super fun.

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