Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)

Episode Date: March 16, 2018

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Malibu memory lane. Thank you Texas!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBlog.com and the Bantra Blender and joining me in a little bit, sort of via recording, I guess you could say is Ronnie Caram from trashshocktb.com and the Rose Prick Spatial podcast. Ronnie and I a week ago went to Houston, Texas, where we had an epic, epic live show. We revisited, actually we never really recapped in the first place, so we visited for the first time. The dinner party from Hell, from Real House, House of Beverly Hills, season one, and that was a week ago.

And so for today's episode, we're going to give you the audio from that show. But before we do that, a few things about a week from today on the 24th we're doing a show in Detroit. The majestic, it's gonna be amazing. We have announced that we will be truly revisiting this time. Season one, episode one, the series premiere, the first ever episode of Vanderpump Rules. We will be recapping that episode in Detroit on March 24th. Tickets are still available. Go to watchacrapins.com and you can find the link to get the tickets. It's going to be an amazing fun time. All of our live shows have been amazing fun times. Just wait to hear what's coming up soon. All of our live shows have been amazing fun times. Just wait to hear what's coming up soon

But along those lines Just a heads up about this recording. There was an issue with recording from the venue and so for the first It looks like I think it's about like the first hour or so. We had to take the audio from Facebook live So it's not the best you can hear Ronnie pretty well But my voice sounds like I'm just underwater. So just bear with it But. But then, for the second half of the recording, it'll be nice and clear. So sorry about that, really sucks actually, but we'll just have to do what you can do. And hey, come to the live show, and then you'll always have Crystal Clear audio. So, without further ado, let's go over to Houston from a week ago and talk some real housewives of Beverly Hills, dinner party from hell. Oh man, it's so good to be back in Texas. I got off the plane. I was like, I'm not the biggest one. I'm getting off this plane. I think United has bigger seats for Texas. I will find this time. I played Mario with my notes. Oh my god, Texas. I love you guys so much. Thank you

So what is special so I'm from Texas obviously And it's a really special show because my family came out girl My mom my dad my sister my aunt my cousin's cousin's and it hurts Alex and the birthday All the girl friends, we love you guys so much Girl you know I got my mouth from my mother so we put them up in a little muckets balcony there So as you can see we have a special chair here We would have guests on this show and we honestly to be honest we just like to leave him with ourselves. Yeah, we're like let's just fuck that. Well, thank you for coming. This was really fun.

Get off the stage too. We can do it with other two hour. We can't replace it. That would be great. But we are in Texas and it's the land of housewives, you know, some of our favorites is the one. But there is one, there is one really, really fabulous, real housewife that has not made it to television yet. And it was what gave me an appreciation for these missions when I was growing up, I went party in backyard to junior league members all over O'Pazza. My first and favorite real Housewives of Texas moves

Ron to Karan. Oh, it's my head. Of course, Carlos Salah, thank you, baby. Of course, he took my seat. I deserve it. Oh, he's doing this. I'm not going to get a servant. Only for you guys. I don't know about you. She was. So mom, we, I told the story of the Tons of Dolls because on the show, Southern Tara, they went and bought this doll.

And it was her positive reason to remember her stuff. She's like, we're going to stop being a knock call and get a job and we're going to get a doll to help you. I don't remember why that makes that worse. But, you know, seven people do, you know, maybe the dogs can be crazy, thank you. Now, my mother plays an ass test and she's a big, an ass declarer. And she's an ass declarer.

An ass declarer. She's a very, an ass declarer. A bunch has appeared. So, my mom has a friend back in her past and they go to the incident. And she's the incident. After everything is the incident. Oh, says, incident after everything is incident. Oh, wrong that.

You know, I take it an after incident. So, I was telling this story, and it's a team sport, and that's my course by the way, John McShurray. It's a team sport. So if you don't have even people, and there's one person left, they have a John McShurray. And they make them up like this and they just rad on this dog. The boat's on the boat.

Whoa, he's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's stupid. Yeah. Okay.

There's no other martini clasp to stick around. So people can think where is this fucking dog? I want to see this guy. So we're trying to find it and finally she says, I'll make you a fucking dog. You know what's up in the ass? You know what I'm saying. And I would like see this girl. So we're trying to find out in the final. She says, I'll make you a fucking doll, Ronny. You know what's up in the ass? You know what I'm asking. And I would like to introduce and these girls, thank you, sis.

Thank you. Go to the show. Go to the show. Go to the show. Go to the show. Go to the show. We said we're around in the soft. Sorry, we're not going to go like that.

Yeah. We hope to take this girl around. I'm going to go to the show. I need a mask for it. Stand up. We're all going to have to take this role and I'm going to go to any little mass for standup where we want to protect this course. So thank you, but I have to remember I thought it was a part of Fish Talk, but I'm sorry. You're not part of the YouTube channel, we know you're too bad. It's emotions.

It's emotions. Um, uh, wasn't it like this doll before he came to Tom Tom. Was that what it was called? The corner, timeout doll. The timeout doll. We're running spin most of his life. Oh, that is just good. So mom, just what's your basic, my mom and all the girls watched this episode that we're about to read that before they came to.

Please follow us on the back. You know what is the thing that you're going to talk about? Well, there was more plastic than I've seen in India. I remember, in that medium woman woman that puts a baby on the floor. I was like, you're the one who got this. We can't wait. Yeah. Thank you.

We have to take this to that. Now we're going to play a little bit more on the whole time. I love you. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family.

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I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. I love you family. So anyway, welcome to the Canaan Kiss of France. I have to say we want to do one of the joys about coming to the shows.

You know, Ronnie's whole family is here, which is awesome. And Washington, he nervous and like, oh my God, I get this right. I get this right there. It's so adorable. Because you know, normally I don't even get out of the bed for this. Yeah. Usually all sorts of stuff. So there's a lot of pre-talk.

I know we got a recap to get to you. But Ben, you know what, we're in Texas. And we're recapping Rojasas of Beverly Hills. They were burning. How? Oh, yeah. I think it would only be proper if we drank out of the right glasses. Oh yeah.

Yeah! Yeah! I'm shaking. I'm shaking too. I was like a minstrel of my computer. I don't care I hope I use to have an excuse to compete. Look at that. I'm telling you, these Camille cocktail glasses are no joke. This is taking a little while.

So everyone. No, no, no, no. So everyone Oh no that I am shaking like this my first month of the dinner in here Cheers money I'm gonna take a sip. They're gonna take a sip. Oh my god. Oh that's a delicious meal. Delicious.

You know what? I haven't had a drink for three weeks. I'm playing now. I'm just gonna just to like say about protection. I think I'm an alcoholic if I'm like shaking. I don't know if this is my mother or what or you. Who goes? Like who? Oh! I'm saying it's my own shaking mother because this I think this might actually be all I could show that we've ever had.

So. Yeah, band boy, bro. And so many of you, we know now, I think we've seen all over. So thank you guys for coming and being our friends and our supporters. We appreciate it. Yeah, now I'm not the love. This is the first of the basic meeting time and we are coming it off here in Houston but on Monday the coolest thing ever happened to us.

Which is that area I'm gonna mention to our partner and the other half is one of them. That was so good. That was so good. But it doesn't come out of this thing. It really doesn't. This is awesome. And thank you to Regina for hair dropping me. You guys, the world. Yeah.

The modern world. You know, any olds here, hair drops. But we have a lot of shows. We're going through, so let's not delay this anymore. Okay. Swing. Let's go. So let's go. Let's not delay this. Okay, let's go. So we don't have to laugh with our winners. Okay.

We have. Yes, Bob. There's a lot of that, so we love counting. We will tell you to set the backup. Oh yeah. We do it with love. Yeah, we do it with love. But people, our experience that people, everyone gets drunk at the show, which is awesome.

So make sure you're respectful of your emails. Thanks dad. I like Ben to do that. So I don't have to say you know. I mean, I was like great. Yeah. Actually, it's not like I think thanks dad my dad's here. He's like back there taking shots He's not the one to tell you just something like that. I'm at us. All right everybody here we are. Classic episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It's the Gene of Claudia, everyone now! Hey, here.

We're here. Get some homework and rewatch the episode. Yeah! Now, I don't know if it's just me. I don't know if you felt this way wrong here and then you guys felt this way. I'm watching again. I was like, this episode was crazy and I don't know if you felt this way wrong here in the video guys, felt this way, but watching again, I was like, this episode was crazy, and I have no remember.

It was so good. It was so good. And it was, it's famous because it's what got Beverly Hills famous. I mean, Beverly Hills started and people were like, why? Yeah. They didn't get the face. It's this was before everybody had a fun bouncing house face. You know, it was like just starting and people saw Taylor.

I remember I saw them on a morning talk show and they were all there. And even the hosts in the talk show were like, you people look fucking crazy. What happened to your face? I didn't even try to get the party to know something. I didn't even try it. I mean, they'll talk to any, but they talk to like Nick Golding. But they'll talk to us some great, not Nick Golding. He's a crazy number to team

Yeah, scary I know You guys my ring so anyway, don't talk to him and it's totally normal, but Taylor Armstrong comes on and they're like, Who the fuck are you? Why are you on TV? What happened? So this episode was when it finally got dead and the petty little infighting I'm a major that season one of Real House and the Premier League has gotten good a lot before the city decided to I don't know, yeah.

I was like, I don't know the opposite for me. I mean, by the time they were yelling in the New York City and Kyle's and this is like fucking why are you all so happy? Yes, yes. I used to write 10 page recaps without for trash talk TV and then, no, for TV, Gossam and then trash talk TV and Miss Red, who's writing the now trash talk TV, is here. Hey girl. So trust me, I thought it was very good from the beginning too.

I just mean America was like, oh, they might know for some. You know, because that's when a house lab really takes off by house lab show. It's like hilarious like releases on the DMV. That's funny. Comey, you know, comey, like in the office. Comey only 10 or 10 is in the office. 10 is in the office.

Yes. They're building that. I mean, even watching the opening of this and remembering all of the great moments from that season, they're suddenly coming along the hot tub. Do you remember when she said the hot tub and her bikini or big old cameo boobs were out there? And the scene when she's talking about why I'll hit whitey girls hate me so much, you know. It's your revenge.

I mean, you're an asshole. We were all screaming from our town. But she's talking to Dee Dee, her little flat test in the system track. But the first Bravo friend, Floyd, that I can remember, I've at least put that user down for it. What's the answer? Yes.

Yes, and she said, why do you take my hot tub scene and bring Sudwick into it? You see? So she's sitting there and she's like, you know, well, I just have to Jesus Christ Jesus Christ in your bikini with your falsies come on And you need I remember so clearly, baby just looking down I Well, I've held the need to drop this. I just looked in my mind, Budwey, and I see that the tab has a state of Texas in it. Yeah, yeah.

Everything in Texas has a state of Texas in it. You just look at anything close to mouth. It's like a little... It's nothing easy as a state to draw, either. Now, I just want to say that before this performer talking, when he had, like, a movie group, I was talking to some people, we were talking to Camille grammar. And I watching this show, I started to realize that a season one people hated Camille grammar, but I think that she was just ahead of her time because I think that if she was a season one Camille grammar now, we would just like, we're on my phone, I should be right in time for that. You are not made for Camille, you are not made for Camille. You are not made for Camille. You are not made for Camille.

You are not made for Camille. You are not made for Camille. You are not made for Camille. Well Camille was not the reception interesting transition to be such an asshole. I mean, she was actually the first housewife I think that won the title of Most Hated Housewife of all. On a magazine, even Kyle Richards was like, I feel sorry for that dance like. That was sad. So then, and we all came back for season two and just didn't say anything. I ain't saying that. And then people love their... What are they love for? They're like, look at the meal being quiet. Love her. Love her. What are you waving at back there? I see you waving. What are you waving at back there?

I see you waving, what are you talking about? Love you. Alright, you guys are doing wings. So let's take it to the episode. Alright. So, I know Ronnie you love talking about previous wings, right? You love the rings, right? This is actually because it was like a long trip down that room.

Yeah, and it catches you up with what's been going on. So she didn't want to know it's been going on. So we're with Vanderpump, Soul Space, and Camille and the Soft. How many times you've been 50? Just why about it? You're beautiful at your age. Why are you saying you're 50? This space was six years old.

At 50 when we saw that. So anyway, they're in the shop. And we have a good. Kyle and I, Kyle and I laugh in New York and in the comfortable room. So close to the room, standing. So close to the room. She said, why would anybody go

to anything you do in the room? Because I'm a pleasure. I've done more of that pleasure. Remember what she said? I've got to be like, no. It's not really listening to you. I feel like you and I will be the treats you like a broken man.

But you're fine with me. This is before a Vanderbilt started rescuing dogs and stuff back with her, you know, youngest 50s face. And she was like, Oh, it's only on you and she feels that's very little hole-bait. I have a savior, man. What's so bad?

I think Laura did the story. And then we saw the most broken bits of with the broken words, and all, Taylor Horrish was. I would like to have her come back. I don't know, she's my kind of crazy. I don't think it's fair to get fired from a show that your husband killed himself. I mean, when did that become a rule? That's why I haven't gotten married yet. I don't want to just be fired because I don't want that.

I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't need to be a role. Okay, that's on hand. We cater out of this. I don't really even understand why they show this. I'm just gonna be like a blind eye on a lot of them. I'm not sure.

I'm like, why don't they show this child a tale over it. But like, feeling previous, real houses of them, they're new hills. Tear they into the speech speech about abuse and rustles there And also their dress like caliber like they're all very Remember when abuse was fun remember Serity party about abuse Adrian's there and her like Outer blue cowboy half look at me. Well, yeah Like asshole Look at me, well well well, yeah. Look at all the gas, no. It's because of the bombs.

Yeah, I'm a fucking cowboy, yeah. I can't handle that. So, so we saw a movie to be then we saw. Shara Conta, Shara Conta Stupid. You're a stupid, stupid. They can just stupid up you stupid. They're gonna try to show us. Who does that, isn't it?

It's a nit. So then we go with the opening credits. And I have forgotten all these lines in the first season and we were thinking, you know, a lot of time has passed since these lines many years. We thought maybe some of these lines would be updated in 2018, you know. and she said, it made look like a half-it-all, but I'm not or. And I was thinking it made more perfect be like, I may look like a half-it-all, but I'm as emotional as I was right here. Or Taylor. And then we have Lisa, who's doing some odd dance,

and Jiggy, when he was young. I love that Lisa will go to a dog store and find the dog with Alopecia. I'm gonna be like, I want one. I want the one that needs to hide behind a sweater. The rest of my life, come here, you should be a little broken doggy, baby, golden little doggy. So Lisa is like, in Beverly Hills,

it's you you know, and I know everyone, Mohamed, Langspan. Mohamed, Ken. Yeah, I know. Natali, the lady who kind of was chairs for my last one. Everyone, everyone. Everyone. Adrian is

Money is what I have, not who I am. As I get your call, I'm like, Money is what I have, Paul's a tick, they're my cents. I said, Don't make fun of my shoes. And then we get Kim coming off a private plane. Good impression is coming on Avery and private plane.

Like is this supposed to be fancy? It's like getting out of your friend's car that you borrowed for the weekend. It's like a dimer shot. Look at me getting out of the port and yet stuff. So she comes back and says like, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I'm not saying, boy, no, I didn't steal this money. You stole my house, Todd! You're looking for me. I didn't call all of the time.

And then Kyle's, Kyle's, in a town pool of Tony, is I'm not afraid to be me, but I think it really should be in a town pool. For what he is, my sister's still not gone. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I'm the crowd's like, I'm not a Tony. And then she gets like 10 different faces.

Is this supposed to be subtle? She thinks she's like one of those colored red things in the Home Depot paint tile. She's just a slowly no one will notice Kyle. So Camille's like, okay Camille didn't even bother putting a comment on hers. You know everyone else is like, well something, something, but then something, something. Even Kim got a comment on her saying it's... Camille was just like, It's time for me to come out of my house, you son of a... Hers just slimped up.

She's like, I'm afraid she'll be. Yeah. She's like, her lines just shut a band. Have you noticed that Camilla has not talked about how many shows she's created anymore? Remember when she took credit for a medium? Yeah. She's like, Oh, yeah, I paid that shit. I think it was pretty good. It was really going to be a rosy thing. It was seeing good people sitting on that ugly chair

than the father and sister on keeping me apart. I know. I feel like maybe the reason she just took the middle line she could just take it wrong. I wish medium was just a bit just our tendency to just our head just think come here everywhere like the number ever gets all fascinating

the first time I when medium came out my knees was about to be born in three weeks before my knees was born and we were in El Paso and I was sitting there with Rhonda watching medium and when this so came on I was sitting there with Rhonda watching medium. And when this show came on, I was like, I cannot believe you're coming to see our medium.

So we watched every episode of medium. OK, I'm going to grab people all along. So now of course, it's like an hour and a, we're like 30 seconds. Yeah. So that's the very end of the show for a bit. And then, then, then 30 seconds. Yeah. So that's what we're, that the very end of the show is gonna be like, and then then then then. Like, yeah.

Well, I got the tables now in the morning, so they finally get to dinner party. But guys, doesn't this show seem like it's on season 27? Yes. All of these people, they look so young and like, they're like building blockies. Like look at me, I have a block, some top of blocks and make a tower. It's like they're so dumb, little babies.

And maybe I'm probably gonna come. So you really have, you know, I really love the arts. So Taylor, could you go, oh god, don't say that. Boys. I'm 10 to 1 more. Do the show's gonna be 30, I have a down for 10 to 45. Yeah, boys. Do the show's gonna be ready to have a down for 10 or 45 year marks. I wanted to watch the real house last but definitely he's lucky that was came on to make.

Boys, please stop. Could I get this from your cocktail on the proper glasses? I would just like to borrow medium. The medium sounds prickly. I would just like to bow medium, medium-sized prick please, medium-sized! No that, but one of my favorite things about this rewatching is I haven't watched this since the beginning, you know, and I was like they are so useful, they're dancing. You know the openings where they're like pausing? This one, Lisa Vanerbrom thinks she's in the legs, come here, so you know the whole thing.

And this is exactly what she did. We have to cut some of the music from this show because it's like literally amazing. And I just had to do some interpretive dance. We have to let it. We feel it be not actually out this now. It's only the first time I've been there. I would like to present to you Lisa's very first Lisa opening.

Lisa opening Why did you take it up your back? She's like, oh look at my leg. I'm so can't read It's a 5-2 time. I don't think I want to be a side. It's a working win in you. Can you check the best songs and the she-s. So stupid. So we all yearning to hear the music. I was like, I love this show. I'm having every single piece of music in this show. So we open up at Kennel Neson's old, and I actually always love it.

It has a big, regal old country player stood. Did you notice that everything in Lisa's life was burning down? That house burnt down? How it just burnt? No, Lisa's house number down. I think it was page, maybe it was, I think it was Adrian who did it.

Lisa's, what's Lisa's? Never mind, girl. I was about to get Lisa's hammer pump in trouble from some insurance fraud. I was like, man, they get it out. It was Adrian. This is why it's good to have a live audience. We can be corrected on the fly.

Yes, when we did this show at home, this is what I call beating your head on the steering wheel while you're driving this stuff. So you idiot, who's Adrian? So we opened up just like a fun light scene of Lisa and Ken driving. And this is Ken. This is sort of like his three shiny shirt face which he's still in. He's sort of like a peri-lake full-text yellow shirt with like little floral patterns going down. Like a floral suspender. I'm not sure.

I just think he's on his dial to a different time. It was that first model of the Rimbabwe with longer hair but it's still, you know, the battery didn't last as long but it was still good. they still wear the same color shirt as jiggy I mean that man is consistent and we got the classic Lisa is also very consistent because our first real line or first real line with still does it every episode. So basically they go for a drive and the whole thing is she just got her license and she's like, I don't know what's going on with these American drivers that said to me. I guess they did more aggressive, I guess, because you're all these car-married talking.

I know that's what's making us feel like was dressing up for us and riding a dress like wrestling, but I kind of had this weird feeling. It was just like in the next lane, it was she like, hi Lisa! Hi Lisa! Do you wanna see me in your restaurant? She's like, look at me, I'm going to destroy you. I have three leads in that. Now that I have an American driver's license, every time I get stopped, I'm going to have a much harder time talking my way out of this.

I'm like, what did they take your boobs when you went to get your driver license? How did you talk to your way out of them before? You still still not a girl, you pay for her music. Nobody gonna take that away from you. Could you imagine? There are like, here's an American driver's license, we'll take your balls and plants. We're gonna drive her and be safe. I couldn't have been an LA. It's a scary, scary city. Why is everyone else just now?

You're just peeping. You know, these are rapping so bad dance low. Yeah. It's a speed bump they call it after a real super dance. Oh, it's a hot ganty. So, Mexican art 3 bar musical tourney is the Camille dance. Yeah. Remember I can be on the kind of dancer

or like they're not. There were some clips on YouTube that were a bit big to do for the people of the complement team, but I'll hold the second. Well, if RBI would be an argument with YouTube, here's Camille's opening. I don't know what the situation would be for me. I'm a treasured people. I'm a dancer that's one of my friends. When we created Dance in the US, I'm a dancer.

I'm a dancer. I'm a dancer. I'm a fisherman. So, for me, I'll show you this restaurant, Jeffery is in Malibu, which really everybody's been arrested at. Like, if you haven't been arrested, Jeffery's were moving straight to Malibu.

You don't live in Malibu. So, she shows up there with Taylor, and malibut, you don't live in malibut. So she says up there with Taylor, and she's like, Oh my darling, my darling, see here's all she's just so busy. She's just so busy. She's been laughing, she's been laughing, it's been on her rise. It's all in the room, we're going to the room. She's been doing a little producing work, the haze media, we knew it was crazy.

She's pretty creative, yeah, so I'm so busy. And Taylor goes, yeah, because also, looking back on Beverly Hills, you realize what a asshole, Taylor. Because Taylor seems like the highest. At first, she's like, we didn't know she was 40 yet, and then we were like, yeah. Except that she was like, I work. I work. That's me.

Me and my husband are full of, I mean, I work. I think Camille makes up on it, because she goes, turn his plate, boom. She's funny, she seems real. I trust what she doesn't say. She seems genuine. I'm like, doesn't say. She seems genuine. I don't know.

And she's like, you ready to get great as if the trap she knows. But we should've seen her coming. I love little clues to talk about what an asshole a person is, you know. And the first clue is Taylor going to a restaurant going, I want to know he tell. You want me to muddle? Bitch! This is Jeffrey! I already had to drive the goddamn Malibu.

You think I lived here and I'm a fucking bartender. I drove an hour to get here. And I was supposed to muddle some for your non-tipping ass. Oh, I guess we're gonna comp this bill too, Taylor. Huh? She'll let him. I love her news. I wish I had a case to play.

Shut up, don't die. We're gonna have to run fuck like that for a bit. She's gonna make me a movie, close. Stop don't that. We don't want to talk about that for Bay. Tony's gonna make me a movie, too. She's like him. She's like, wait. Wait. So that. Camila Johnson that she wants have a gender party

because she's like, I want to take a break and talk to Triland New York City. And I feel like this is one of those moments where hindsight is just so delicious because we're all just like Washington God. Just laughing at the idea that this inner party is a new break from any sort of Because it lines up the words to the party the entry of all problems And Camille at this point was already such a liar and such an asshole and they'd hear her be like Maybe if I'm like behind them food and stuff, does feel more comfortable. Oh yeah, they just don't like you because they're not comfortable.

Maybe it was the food that you guys sat in in New York. They weren't added properly, Camille. It has nothing to do with your god-upper personality, walkie-out. Oh, you love me. But that big sip, I also love how the real selling point this party was the pizza. She's like, yeah, nice. That's right. This pizza, that we make pizza. Yeah.

This is pizza, that we make pizza. This is pizza, that we make pizza. And Tyler Taylor is like, yeah, right, right, right. Maybe they'll be hey, maybe they'll be hey. Do you want Domino's? I'm simply beginning to hear you have the pizza. So, Taylor goes, oh, is it just gonna be us? It's gonna be us. Taylor's like so bad with her brief, you know, her brief,

advocated lines, which I love. I mean, this whole episode is like a bad Taylor novella in English, it's like just fucking loud. It's like, go! You see them behind them, prodding them with like little, you know, go to a go-go to a house basically. So she's like, no, have a grand family. You do not have friends. You've got Dee Dee, you've got Hagrid. That's it, right? But people, she paid. They'll like today and a bit very busy about, look why I'm so busy. So she says, it's okay, you're the person to talk to. You would talk to This is why. Yeah. So it feels like, yeah, I'm not gonna bother my friend and it doesn't do a lot. Woo!

She's a medium. And a jelly on some, she's an actual medium. And she's like, you can tell she's like terrified. She's actually never seen a woman in the medium. Like, I've never seen that size before. Yeah. No, the show, you know the show medium. Oh my god, Patricia Arquette.

No, no, that was so... I thought they were reading that to my 600 pound line. No, that was a good thing. I was a medium one. It's worst year of my life. It's worst year of my life. And then there's like this amazing, I'm like, Remlin's moment, you know, in Remlin's it's like, don't be in the middle of the mid, I don't get them in the sun. I just have to make sure she doesn't get drunk.

It's like bouncing to fall. It's like bouncing to fall. It's like spawning and speaking around with little joy stories. Do you know how many times Ben has said those words to himself before these shows? Please don't let him get drunk, please. So Taylor's like, can't be all explained to the media, she's like, Well, you know, she can't stay people.

I mean, I'm not gonna have a reading, but because I'm generally against reading. As you know, when you know something special, sometimes some head-to-head people would need them And Tyler's like, great! Sounds great! Great! I might be a little late. I might be a little late. What time is she gonna leave? Just Taylor turned out to be a big fucking con woman

that had a con half the country out of the money. So Taylor's face, knowing all this after, seeing her face and she goes, I'm just just reading to people, Taylor's like, oh Jesus. It's like Taylor knows she's about to get called on some serious capital one shit right there and that doesn't work.

I feel bad for Alice in the vlog. That's like definitely not. I can tell. I can tell. I did it to you, I did it to you Ben. So Taylor said that's not a crack. So I just got to make sure it's not a drama. She just left the content and she asked too many.

She might have been a little bit more than just a little bit. I'm not gonna take a weapon. You know what I mean? I mean in Texas let me know. You got me. Take your weapon. You don't have to have a bazooka to shoot somebody. You need to have a very fastable adorable little gun. You can whip right out of your berk.

For me I just bought a product bazooka that can't even speak English wrong. Mixing my gun in metaphors. But you know what I'm saying. Okay, now for the part three of uh, interpretive dancing to edelpenings. Yes. The ever, the ever so effervescent Adrian Williams. She was just yelling at that producer. It's fun. She's just yelling at that producer. It's fun. She's just yelling at that producer.

It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. She's just yelling at that producer. It's fun. She's just yelling at that producer. It's it. It's like your first day of work. You can't pretend to be happy to be here. So we see you in the end of dance, I don't dance, alright. We see Adrian just standing in our kitchen. She's wearing some sort of like, God, Porto, Stein Mark, Roy, and I work. I can't really tell what's going on. Well, I remember growing up and asking my dad, why do rich people, why are rich people so cheap?

And he said, that's why they're rich. This is so Adrienne. She's making her kids peanut butter sandwich on 99% Wonder Bread with a Skippy from Costco. It's like this big, the Skippy. You know that was for Jack Potter? I wasn't going to kiss. Right.

Ha ha ha ha. Jack Potter. That was the runner up. Wasn't that the, when she was trying to be a banner conflater and she's like, I got a job too. It's called Jackpot. It's like no. Throw out. It's like a scene, please.

$500 million. So we hear from the depths of the Mollin House hall. Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. She liked this. She's like this. Yeah. I love the momentous hall. Adrian! Adrian! Adrian! She's like this. She's like this. Yeah.

Ignoring call. He's like, Adrian! Adrian's like, so he comes in the kitchen and finds her and she's like, wow. He's got a broken nose. She's just looking at him like, fuck you. Oh, fuck you, I don't know where you're going. I'm going to get you in the middle of, I'm the one who got in the kitchen.

I'm the one who got in the kitchen. So she goes, how much Colin? I hope you didn't make him feel that. Well, it turns out I was wrestling with the kids and the four-year-old stomped on his face and pressed in his nose. Yeah. And Adrian's like, what?

You're gonna blame a four-year-old? You'll pull a seat when you're like, fuckers, what the fuck is wrong with you? You know, because my nose was cave in the Adriene. And she's's like I've had my nose cave in 37 times you did it 20 times for free Complained to me when complain to an original face person, okay, well, I'm fucking pussy This is a vitamin B day, really lovely, so healthy too. Yeah. So, as someone who was recently injured by a child, I have a lot of empathy.

My mom is a little aggressively in my hand, but I'm too confused. It's a true story, I'm not going to go like this. I feel so cute. I feel like if we weren't doing this, you'd be working outside of a plant parenthood, just trying to sign people about. Now come in, we've got to sail. We've got to sail. Come in here. So that's pretty much Adrian. She's have seen it in the beginning. Something we didn't mention on our talk, so every time I was done, I think Tom Gale, and half-who-all were in Camp Maribur,

and then he's an old man. So I thought, well, the biggest abortion of the dish goes to that banana pudding. So, did you need to make a barrel of the last one? Yeah. So did you need to make a thorough lot of choice? Every time you meet on the press, I can abortion gal. Well done, my parent. Every time the girl calls out frozen gal, she calls a plant in there and I'm like,

yeah. So Camille is now, you know, she's already had her dance moves. So we got her for mansion and she's on this lamp line, which is hilarious. That's what I wrote down also. I know you love a lamp line. I love the wheels on a lamp line. And as much as the lamp line, it's not like one of those fun, curly cords that, you know, you're like, oh, what's that?

It's like an office one. It's like a fancy one. It's like an office one. So we got the indesis. We're talking about Patrick Martin, I'm the fifth grad. It's like an office one. So together, there's the... It's what people do with great TV shows. Yeah. We're actually gonna create this show with a landline. It's our spot.

We're gonna take the... We're just gonna push those anyway, and it's like one film. She's got like, made services, D.D. I think golf car services, Hagrid, number two. It just goes down the list. Like everyone I know is on the slide line. So she's calling around and body people. And just to listen to Camille, even fake it when she's really calling people.

You know what I mean? It's like, are you pretending? She's not. She's really calling people. She goes, Hi, it's Camille. It's Camille, a grader for Adrian. Are you faking it? Sounds like a little girl playing office, you know.

She's just like saying grammar a lot. It's like the grammar. It's completely grammar. It's like you're producing the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar.

It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar.

It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. It's usually the grammar. What's happening? Last year was a big one. Last year. Yeah, what's happening now? It's totally good. Give me a break. I thought about it. We'll see what the... We'll have to have the thing close and the thing close. I think that was my idea. No one had ever heard of that kind of conditioning,

conditioning until I came along. Blossom, not the one you see, it's the ones I actually don't find the ones. It was just called Dawson, but then I added the creep to it. I had something called David who I've never met, never went to. I've never went to series, he's just a foot like 14, but it was a freaking shit. Or from this, the creeper to mine. Oh, come here. So, if you're new, it's like, it's your new grammar for Adrienne.

Now, you can pretend you call on people and being all fancy, but they don't have to pretend to like you. Adrienne was like, no, you like hear Adrienne in the background. I was like, no, I don't want to talk to her. Take a mask. Oh, she can't come with her, but she can't want couple of dogs. But just tell her to give her grammar.

Camille grammar to the class. I like so she calls Cam. And she calls on Cam Richards. And Cam was like, how? And. And Kim's like You know Kim's like making chicken salad with her hands So then she calls me some band of love and these band of love I can't do it, speak up. I can't do it, speak up. I can't do it, speak up. I can't do it, I can't do it. I can't do it, I can't do it. I can't do it, I can't do it. Speak up.

Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. You can never do it. Speak up. Speak up.

Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. Speak up. Speaker. Oh, look at that. Oh, this mastering machine, that's brilliant. Brilliant. That is brilliant. Lisa, Lisa.

This is Camille Browner. That is brilliant. That is brilliant, Lisa. Camille, that wasn't an answer machine. That was a little piece of information. We all still got it! It's like 1010, it's 1010, it's 1010. Lisa's just on the other end like,

Sonnell, Root to it, Root to it, Root to it, Root to it, Sonnell she goes, I just can't have a room for beds. I can't catch a damn thing. It's an magical cloud. I can't help my age. I was like, well, I'm just a little different. But she can't get a tick-close she calls.

Oh, I'm a decked out man. A decked shirt. A shirt. A shirt. I'm sure she was a good lead. I was wondering if it was a great lead. You know, just kind of stress lines. There's good leads up, and so you know, just be patient. It's cocktail. You know cocktail, come out, dress nice. Like, whoo, rude! You know cocktail come out dress nice like How rude

This like sinew said that to Kim cuz you know Kim will come and flip walks in the goddamn pair So So, so Vanderbub, Rob and Piggy, why did I write that? Vander Rob Piggy, look at that name. Okay, so Rocio. Okay, now we have some guys. This is a real controversy on this show. Why do they change in this belly of Rocio's name? She is Rocio hiding from somebody?

Yeah, because in this episode she was told it was Rosie Hiding. I feel like it's like up to you 7 when Jackie Harry became Jackie Harry and then he became Jackie Harry. Yeah. Oh, Mary lived too. Love some TG7 era. Her, Mary left her home. Love some TG7 in Europe. Hurrah. Merry Lenton. In my band and in the U.M. Wages with Madron.

Wee-man. I want to thank the Facebook Live for saying I can't back. Oh, well what? I love to turn on the mic. That's brilliant. So Lisa, Lisa received a receipt of issues, because she had no time. Oh, I've had strength, because she all knew the talk. Oh, I can go dry, I can buy things.

Oh, I can buy things. Where is Pops? Pops, what an interesting word. It's hard to tell if it's from a football. But it broke a bird. It's not about... Then she did her creepy dog makeup thing or she said,

could you hear your little sex smell thing? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now we're just thinking of a title that's very close together. Back away from the dog, he said, it's creepy. Cimates. Cimates? Sorry. No, I'm just thinking too much of that. So then we go over to Kyle's World Pass, which was real thrill, because it was fun to see a pool that wasn't shit like a smiley taste. We had some real horror side.

And also, remember with Morin, kind of look like that. What's that after Steve? The walk of other walkie-eye. John Chattaro. Thank you. Thank you. My John Chattaro. He was like, I never saw John Chattaro until like season three

when people were like, when did he become John Chattaro? What the bear belly or whatever? He was so close. He was John Chattaro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Yeah.

I'm kind of thankful for it. A little Jon's trophy is a thing of your own. I'll say all I can here for. So even this bitch fam is doing Kyle's hair tonight. Even Anne lost Kyle to change her hair. Okay. Everybody has been begging Kyle to cut her body down here for years.

Okay. That is how the season begins. Cut your hair Kyle. Well, I'm pretty fair. I'm not totally sure how I'm going to take care of it by someone who looks like a little regular like this ballina. I'm just saying. She did too. She did. Super-dise, but I was getting a lot of glasses of Alina. I was worried. Soul of that man actually.

Yeah, she does. That's a good call. There's a lot of glasses of Alina there, right? So Pam is like, blow up, honey, want some low-end body. And I was like, you know, I really don't know if I want body. Straighten my hair, Pam. Is this your first time over? So Kyle starts mentioning that she's gonna bring her friend, Thank you.

And Pam goes, Pam goes, hello, she'll do my daddy. Yeah, she'll be right. So now D.D. is a D.D. the favorite friend, Chloe, until like season five when she tried the yellow people. Remember when D.D. tried to stand up for me on this time. Yeah, the other moments. I'm making news that people are coming out again, D.D. I guess we're not gonna be in my catcher for few parties. I make him do something that I never had again, DD.

Guess who you're not gonna be in my cancer book, you're hurting. Sorry. I'm gonna be in the... This spell is... What is it? I think about it. And it is. Did he got dumped the second she began trouble for Camille? Do not trust Camille.

Camille is acting like she's very nice now. She's not, she's Camille. Oh, she's not that nice. She is. Camille. I think it's her I remember the door was like the funniest story in that. I remember her. Like darling, what did you use with Kelsey for the past few years?

Okay, so here we are. Camille's like, remember how rich I am everybody? I've only shown you 20 times today. It's like look at this dress, it's Chloe. It's Chloe. And poor Deity's like, that's great Camille. You're so great. That's so great.

That's great. Look, it has a screw on the front and a U on the back. It has just like, screw you, get it? I'll wear it in front of the pizza oven. You'll really play well. So she's like, oh, by the way, Didi, I collect lingerie. It's like candy to me.

What's with a candy and she eating? It's like candy to me. What's with candy is she eating? I might as well just pass it and I'll Riding it alone because I'm here alone all the time anyway Which you know she gets dumped at the end of the season and did he's like, okay, we don't need to talk about that I really need to keep this job so Say Chloe again. Say Chloe again. I don't think we've ever done this much Camille grammar in one episode. She hasn't spoken since this season.

I know. So now it's like limo time, time for everyone to get into limo. So we see Adrian. OK, so Adrian, how do we describe Adrian's look for when she gets to the limo? She's wearing a fuchsia top, a black skirt, wearing some stockings. I think she's wearing Manoras

as earrings, I'm not sure. Manoras. It was just like, I just really miss Adrian's interesting eclectic look sometimes. And wearing two, I'm wearing two appalled ribs as earrings, all right? Talk back, I want a pussy. So Taylor gets stuck with her in the car and Adrian goes,

oh, you look beautiful as usual and Taylor goes, as usual. I love a champagne. She's like, I don't work for you. Look, every little thing she says, pisses me off, Taylor, because I'm like, you became such an asshole. I get mad, thank you.

I get mad at everything she says now. Everything. She's like, as usual, I'm like, fuck you, Taylor. Like, she didn't she says now. Everything's like, F, yeah, as usual. I'm like, fuck you Taylor. Like she didn't do anything. Taylor's doing nothing but like being like a low key shade in this episode. Okay, so now this isn't like, we don't need a dance for this.

But this is the music they use while everybody is talking about getting ready for the party. Okay, there are a genius. That man, that composer. West Side Story, old away West. So far West, no one knows where the exit is. I love all the low key states they're throwing at Malibu. Kinda like, isn't that the exit? Isn't that. Oh my God, I'm having an Atlantis Morse at moment. There's a fly in my Camille cocktail of a flu way. That was almost I wrong. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. I used to love that song.

Me too. I used to sing it all the time, because it goes around an infinite loop. I would sing it for hours. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza. Oh, that was lovely. Was that song like a metaphor for something naughty? I always thought I was like, I thought,

he has a horn, it's Bucket. I don't know, but it's fun thinking of that, because I learned it from my Mima. And I just love thinking my Mima was telling anal jokes, you know? There's a hole in my pizza oven. Do-do-do-do-do-do. We have a donut oven.

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Okay, so you will collect your prize from Jenna my cousin Jenna back at the merch table. Yeah So congratulations, no, congratulations. That was awesome. So next we get cheers D.D. Okay, so this is where we start getting the Allison Dubois comedy hour. Yes, which is just this is Allison Dubois Comedy Hour. Yes. It is just so good. This is the moment where America, the world, is introduced to a living icon known as Allison Dubois. Yeah. She appears on exactly one episode ever on Bravo and is so completely legendary.

She is still drunk tweeting mad at you. She is still mad at Camille and girl. No that. No that. Camille is obviously not a girl's girlfriend friend because of what she said about me on what's what happens. I'm like this was like two weeks ago. I was like Allison you need to sit and have a seat Allison.

No no no. The God I'm so glad to see you. She gets no seats. This will get stand and be loud and proud. This was the episode where Patricia Arquette started killing her, like, started cutting herself slowly on her thighs. She was like, I've worked so hard to create a likable character out of this crazy drunk bitch. Medium was canceled not long after.

Coincidence? The meeting was cancelled not long after coincidence. Girl, I love. The only episode of Medium I haven't seen is the one guest starring Molly Ringwald because I wanted to save it. And I was like, I can watch this on Hulu now, but I won't. You see? I'm still waiting, Molly Ringwald. I'm still waiting.

We'll have our moment one day. Okay, so here we go uh, Alabama. Allison is at the house with Camille. Oh, oh Jesus Oh Hold on Hello hello, who's this? This is Ronnie Who's this? This is Ronnie. Who's this? This is Ramona Singer, Colin.

Yes, you got my new number. Oh, well, I found your number. I saw it written on a stall in the bathroom. Yeah. And I was calling because I'm having an emergency. What's your emergency? How can I help? My emergency is that I'm at Countess and Friends and my friend Sonia Morgan is drunk on

stage and disrobing. Could you please send an authority figure over here to save her? Well, that's why people go to the circus. Have someone throw in a ball for her to capture their J.J. yet? That's why people are going to the cell. Whoa. Whoa. That's crazy.

When I was a little girl, I used to love going to the circus. I was like, can we go to the circus at the Geraldine Parsons Smith? It was like, no. You can't go to the circus. Cir Geraldine Parsons Smith was like, no! You can't go to the circus. Circus is for elephants, we peanuts. You like eating peanuts. And I was like, I don't know if I like eating peanuts.

You never let me have them. She was, good, two things you can't have. Circus and peanuts. And to this day, I've never seen Circus Olay or had peanut butter. Okay? I gotta go. I'm very busy. I was about to talk about Allison Dubois from Medium, written the real-life thing, a total horrible human being, trash garbage person. So can I call you back later?

It may be too late. Good luck. That's so, so random. Our Facebook live shut down. That's so right. You're not here. Facebook not live anymore. So Camille's such an asshole. Now Kyle took this mantle over, but it used to be Camille, who every scene opens with

Camille talking about how much money she got. Every scene. And I know that's part of being a real housewife. Like, who wants a opens with Camille talking about how much money she got. Every scene. And I know that's part of being a real housewife. Like, who wants a poor housewife? Sorry, Taylor. But like, who wants a poor housewife? No one. No one wants one, okay?

We're poor. That's why we're watching this. We'd be out doing something rich and fabulous if we had money. We're not. So we're watching this because we poor. I don't want to watch you. I don't want to watch me on my TV. So Camille, but she just went over where.

So she's like, oh, yeah, of course, we still have horses. Of course. Oh, please write a horse, Camille. Please. Please. Do us all a favor. So Allison's first line is Cheers. Cheers.

Allison, that smile, the way she smiles like this, but then curls her lip inward. She's like, I'm tapping the head of this Camille cocktail. Do that. I love that we got a close up of like wear plastic surgery was at back then because the glasses really were these thick Mexican glasses. And would lift them and then you see they're behind the glass face.

Get a close-up. So upsetting. Allison didn't have any, you know, which I'm sorry, but guess what? She's poor. That's a poor person. It's a real live poor person. So let's see. So Camille goes, no, D-D, D-Pore D-D, God bless her. She even does poor people cheer. She goes, cheers Camille, God of love horses. Camille, are you new friends? And to old friends, Camille.

And to employees yes Who's your friends friend employees to the word that goes together I'm not your friend because you pay me you pay me because I'm your friend. So it's totally different So So Kyle Kyle in the limo I've kept it in a long enough. Kyle and the limo is being like, I just want to have a fun, nice time with their drama. I want Fade to go in with an open mind. I don't want to taint what Fade thinks Camille at all. I mean, far be it for

me to ever say that. And then she goes, believe me, Camille is likable. She's likable. I was like, good job. Also, you got to love it. Camille can work taint into a sentence. Fucking Camille. Look, girl, you can say whatever you want. There's still going to be whole terminology. Spewing out your mouth every minute. And it makes me love you even more my little darling. So yeah, this is the Allison comedy arc, because Dee Dee is like, to old friends and new friends to you. And then Allison goes, and the new friends that may end up being old friends. Old friends are a good thing, Allison, you dumb hooker.

And the old friends who might wind up being new friends, because you haven't seen them a while, but they're new friends, but then they wind up being old friends again. Think about it. Think about it. I've already thought about it. In the future, I know that about myself. This is great.

The squint knot is my favorite. She can't, when she's the lady, she does this. She goes, I know when my joke will die, and I love that about myself. I know all the arcats, not just Patricia, know that. She actually went. And Franciel ended up being old friends. Piss off. Piss off.

It's like straight guys in Catholic school. Piss off. Piss off. Pasha, Pasha. It's like straight guys in Catholic school. Pasha, Pasha. So, um, cat, then Camille falls to that. Now this is why people hang out with people like Allison because they're like hilarious, like Camille. Camille goes, yeah, some of them, some of them are out the door already. My choice, my choice, my choice.

They're like, ah-ha! Diddy's like on the ground, rolling down the hill. Say, that was a laver, yes! That was a laver, yes! Call me. Calling Hagrid, please go get Diddy from the bottom of the hill with the golf cart and bring her back up. Oh my god, I'm so in love with you.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank you Kenneth. That's Kenneth Curtis. He's a dork. Kenneth, you adorable little, we're the same color scheme even. Goose.

Okay, so let's see here. Okay. So finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, a close-up of... Tapizovin. Oh wait, hold on a second now. You know who else was obsessed with this? Mr. Allen Lazar, the creator of the music of Beverly Hills. You guys get ready because it's about to beiest pizza party ever.

It's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And they're like, putting pepperoni. That's what it's like. That's what it's like. He's an oven. Hey, is this Alan laser? Alan laser, we need to sign about the pizza oven It's like well

It's got to be as good as Gretchen plans of Penny under the couch So I'll go for it It's alright that Camille, thanks for the idea The only thing that pizza oven was missing was DJ James Kennedy Spinning some hot tunes girl. That's not about the pasta. It's about see you next Tuesday, featuring DJ James Kennedy at the Tuesday night turn up at the pizza oven girl.

B-E-N-M-A-N-D-E-L-K-E-R, Ben-Mabdukka. Ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben. Rob can totally make pizza in less than seven minutes. Rob has horses. You guys, can you please stop making pizza in the pizza? And Rob has to wake up early in the morning. So then there, of course. I think I'll have one of each of the prime pizzas.

Yeah, of course horse to the horses and did he's like yeah, remember how could your butt was getting on those horses coming over? So finally the corner off of it. She said It's another poor thing to say so finally the, the first Lamore Rides is Taylor, Lisa Vanderpump and Adrian, they arrive. And we get, for the first time in the episode, we get a whole bunch of, It likes this. Wow. Lisa Van der Promz. Oh my god, it sounds like World War II in here. Not that I would know. I'm 36 years old. I remember when I found that little man who needed therapy with an English patient.

I'm 37. Yeah, so Camille, we can never really do that properly because you just, you have to do the sound, which is, and real life, it really is like, this is a face, she's like, it's like when you catch a fish, but you're too much of a pussy to like kill it. Right, dad, right, dad.

Yeah, the fish is just, the fish is just on a rock like this. but your team has to have a pussy to like kill it. Right, Dad? Right, Dad? Yeah. And the fish is just on a rock like this. Yeah. I'm not going to be back in the ocean. You know, speaking of kissing, you know, we do the obligatory, but very sincere. Oh my god, I see which hats in the background. I see some of the wits of which hats.

Isn't that funny? I love that But we do the obligatory every every live show We have to give a shout out to all the straight guys. I got dragged here by their ladies. We have one right here You guys all deserve This guy actually one in a word right there and right there Daddy bear went when when our first This guy actually won an award right there and right there daddy bear one one Our first

Right there oh my god. They bear one the first ever best straight guy award Yeah, there is that is him you guys This podcast this podcast is like so not as good as it used to be it's like taking away straight people now This podcast is so not as good as it used to be. It's taken away straight people now. No, thank you guys for coming. You guys all deserve a Camille Kiss from your ladies. Okay, so the girls arrive and Lisa Vanderpump's like, Oh, look at us in Monterey, California. Only 18 hours it took to get here. What a quaint little place. Monterey, California. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha medium, Lisa's like, what are you talking about? Medium, I have a large TV. No, no, no, that's your medium. Oh, she's on it. That's about her. She's like, this shows about you

or your on it. I don't get these things. So American, what is happening? So you're on the radio. Oh, you sing jazz, do you? So here's the last show I watched on the radio. It's like Morse code. It's like television. What? So Allison's like, OK, let me handle the bragging. Put your shark hat, please.

So. Let me handle the bragging. Patricia Arquette plays me so... Oh. She's like, Rosanna Arquette. Oh, what's a woman now? Patricia Arquette nominated for an Emmy award for playing. That's your cleaning lady, yes. So Allison's like,

but I have this whole life of like having a job and doing something real and propiling serial killers. And then Vanderpump is so disgusted, which I love. So you're on television, disgusting. And you have a job also disgusting. And your job is writing profiles on serial killers. Why is this woman here? She just goes, oh gosh, I must watch it.

And I'll come back. Tuna, tata, tuna. My good friend Tuna, tata, is somewhere in this party. Excuse me, tell her this in lady with a drop. You know, Alison, at my restaurant, sir, sex-unique restaurant, we never cook our meat to just the medium. We're well done.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then Kim, Kyle, and Fair, and they all say hi. They all say hi in three part harmony, but we only two of us. So I'll do the high one, you do the low one, ready? Okay, yeah. Hi. Ha. Ha.

Sorry, I really just want Adrienne to come to this party. Because whenever Adrienne says up anywhere, she's like the richest woman, like, ever on a housewife show. Like, she's worth like $500 million or something and she always walks into parties like this hi hi hi hi hi hi we're at the little girls room so so Camille goes right up to Fay and she goes Camille Grammar welcome to my house and I just like to think that Camille does that everywhere she goes. She's like at the movie theater.

Camille grammar, welcome to my house. What bitch? She probably did that once she was hosting at Chili's back in the day. Camille, welcome to my house. Welcome to my house, I have horses. It's like they can yell to the ludes herself and become a rich lady with horses now. The loons know people become rich. Okay so crowd's like oh my god thank you so much for having us. Here's a gift. Here's a gift and crowd's like oh thank you. Is it another horse? Is it another horse? It's another horse. We still have some but I'll

put this over there. D.D. stay away from that diddy. Okay, diddy Look at diddy just throwing around the back. She's so cute. She's always hungry. Funny. She can't afford dinner Diddy is so like something called pasta Roni. I don't know So now it's not about the pasta Ronny now we all back in season one especially loved a Kyle I loved Kyle. I mean that's crazy to hear me say it's crazy because girl I will turn on a Kyle bitch. Okay. I have turned on Kyle. I've loved her I've hated her loved her hated her loved her. was like, how dare you throw an alcoholic under the lot, you bitch! And then I'm like, oh my god, but

remember when she knew the fat Jewish? Like, I'll change, like, really quickly. Yeah. But back then, I loved her. And I was like, how dare Camille set up Kyle with an evil person, bad jokes from medium. But obviously, Kyle's worse, because she's bringing fake, which we've learned over the years.

Faye is not only sane, but she's actually intelligent enough to make really good dishes, you know? She is. So they were both bringing like proxy wars, and it was like a sign of what we were about to go through in America, basically. We love a proxy war. We're not really in it, but we're paying for the whole thing.

Who knew this show could be so political, like really be such a commentary of our times. So anyway, this is this is a pivotal moment in the episode because this is when we first really start to see the Camille cocktails coming out. And they are, I mean, we have our little Camille cocktails here. Be quiet. Yeah, it's quiet back there. Yeah. Inside voice. Use your serve voice. Well, I mean, yeah.

Yeah, do not use your inside serve voice. This is how an insight. This is what you have to sound like when you're inside, sir. Is there a waiter here? Are there waiters? Do I need to order at the counter or? Yeah, don't use

your inside serve voice. You know what, you know what this dinner party really needed? DAMS! But they do have an old man with a shaker. I love an old man with a shaker. This is Camille's shaker guy. He's like Oh! Oh! Oh god! Oh!

So anyway, so the Camille cocktails are coming out. That's already bad news. Oh, oh, God. Oh. Oh. So anyway, so the Camille cocktails are coming out. That's already bad news, okay. These things are like inverted pyramids. And so now it's time to go to the dinner table, alright. And Camille is like, alright, so that's how the guests of honor, Addison here, and Dee Dee here, and the rest of you guys consider the way that fuck you want.

I know subtle Camille, subtle. it's not obvious what you're doing. Just pretend I'm the pizza oven and you're waiting to have my pizza. Everybody pass by me and go, whoa, pizza oven, whoa, pizza oven. I have always struggled with those rust-colored chairs. After all these years, I hate that this amazing episode takes place against the backdrop of Russ's. The father's me. Well, I'm a Texan, so I understand gigantic furniture.

My mother had this castle on time. My mother loves some big furniture, girl. And I realized probably later you were doing it to make me look thinner, you know? Which I appreciate. You know, I still do it. I've got a huge sectional that I remember one time I was sitting on one of my mom's couches. It was like the back was up to here. It was one of those, like it's a huge back.

And I felt like the lady from Lilly Tomlin for that movie where she's a tiny lady. Like, anyway, this is a music video. I it feels like Lily Tomlin, regardless of the movie. Camille's house is like that. It's like doors that are all the way up to the ceiling. You know how in Texas, it's like, you never know when a giant's coming up, like literally you don't know when a fucking giant's coming over in Texas. We're big here.

We're big people here. Those doors all will open double. They're double doors. You have to unhins the bottom to get your fat friend in, you know? I love this town. You're only served bread and meat. It's good combo. So they also down, they also down and at this point, Allison's already wasted. Like she's already drunk. And he said they we all remember all the famous Allison lines, like, no that, you know.

But she had a lot of great gems that never made it to pop culture prominence. So she stood down and she's like, it's Saturday. You see, I'm still young. So when Saturday hits, I'm like, yeah, what do we got to do, right? And that part of me still comes out. And it's like a girl's night. So we're not supposed to be good. What do we got to do right and that part of me still comes out and it's like a girl's night so We're not supposed to be good. We're supposed to be like really bad and a cult controlled setting, right? Am I right? Yeah, she was left out to give a speech like a self-help company, you know

She's like I'm a girl and girls really it's a girl's night. Am I right? I feel like I feel like she just wrote in Erica Jane's song, you know It's like it's like Fun in a controlled setting I'm not part of me, still comes out. And that part of me still comes out. What a good girl I do, right? What am I going to do? That's the chorus. What am I going to do, right? Ida Ctrl, setting.

And then she keeps going. All the girls are looking at her like, OK, you're going to make a scene. It was nothing called. It was nothing called. It's a speech, you know? It's a speech, you know? And then she goes, it's a girl's night.

So we're not supposed to be good. It's a speech, you know. It's a speech, you know. And then she goes, it's a girl's night, so. We're not supposed to be good, right? It's supposed to be bad. This is a controlled setting, right? Because it's a girl's night. We can't have a girl's night in a non-controlled setting. So I have to mention that Taylor is still, like she's a small character in tonight's episode,

but she's cracking the up, because she's just walking around pretending to be nice, Taylor. And she keeps doing stuff like this. You just see Taylor's gigantic, fun house face. And she's doing this in the back. She's going, ah, ah, ah, ah. Those are like an animal call. I'm like, ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, a drunk, isn't it? This show is for the fans, not for you, Tonta.

Tonta. Tonta's like, I look fine. Okay, so, ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay, so Allison has freaked everybody out. Nobody knows who this woman is or what the fuck she's talking about. So Kyle does this look because, Faye knows this is trouble. Faye knows what she's doing, and you can tell because she's grabbing her extensions

and making sure they're proper. She's like, all right. She's like checking them. It's like, all right, I'm ready. I'm ready. So Allison is now, she's just totally, she's in a great medium space. She's like, she's not even making any sense.

She's like, the love not even making any sense. She's like, the love that they have after they die is like stronger than anything. We can imagine. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Geopets? Like, what are you talking about? Five. People's emotions when they die. I have one big brother, no sisters. That's what I like hanging out with alpha females because you're kind of intelligent and pretty like your alpha. And Chris was like, what is that a compliment? I was lizard-lip things was out of control back then. She was like,

and DD is like, I know people put down Alphas so much in society. I was like, quiet, DD. It's not your turn. She's like, DD. DD is like, people. People put down Alphas so much in society. So, okay, the music Alphas says, oh yeah, never mind mind I'm fast right I'm like 10 pages behind I saw your notes you were like and then the fork yes I'm like and then he created a woman out of Adam's rib Like where are you I'm on like day one so the arc is floating down the river and I'm like still in Adam and Eve like move along

That was a bibrance for for you, Texas. So, Dedy. Yeah. Dedy's like, yeah, so Dedy's like, yeah, people put down Alphas so much in society, and then at least because, how, normally, they call them bitches. And they just cut to a cameo, just sneering. Like, mm, I can't tell if that was meant for me

or not, hashtag pizza, then. Yeah. I love that Dedy was like, yes. And if we're anything at this table, all of these women here are alphas. Do you need anything? Camille's like, I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it. All of us women are alphas. Bye. Brown and nickel. Who's this? Anybody want this? I don't want to put it in my pop. You can have that, Deity. You can have that. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'mar, I've written enough, I've written an entire opera for this show,

so I'm just going to put in some whipped cream music, because it was her opera. The music was strong, I was like, what are you playing to? And it's just Allison being like, like a walkie-savvnies jazz. So the music gets quiet. I can feel who's sitting there at the head of the table. Her elbow is on the table like this. She's got her shoulders up. She's like John McLaughlin at like terrible version of that show.

She's like, so now, hmm. How do you know, Faye? Wow. How do you know her? Wow, how do you know her? Who is faith? I mean, I know she looks familiar, but I don't know who faith is. It runs with day, I love the day. May, what a fun month, may, what a fun month.

She's a tray, cha, with a fire. May, may watch, divot, lazzle, hovel day, I said, Who is fake? Who is fake? I don't know. And then, I was like, um, Fae is like my sister, it's like we were born with our heads combined, and then everybody's like, Whoa, you're like sister, and someone's like, yeah, the best sister. The best friends who are also sisters. And no one will ever fuck with fate. And then they cut to Kim and came like this. Comes like,

he comes like, he comes like, did she have a house that you took to? Mm. Mm. And then Camille went, when he calls like, she's like a sister. And he goes, oh, that's nice. Now, okay, this is the most obnoxious thing ever.

I mean, you bring someone to a dinner party, and you're the host being like, who is she? Who is she? And we all know it's going in just like a terrible, terrible place. We're not sure where yet, but we know it's gonna be terrible. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, I know.

It's because you said sister, that's how I remembered. I saw her in Playboy once. After the OJ trial. The turn. And Kyle does like the most iconic Richard's face of all time. She's like, oh wow. Now I think this is why I like Tyles so much better than it. First of all, I wanted someone to beat the fuck out of Camille. A woman, obviously,

because I'm a man. I'm not a misogynist. But, you know, I am like a other sex bumper carper. I'm a hitter. Hitter. But this is one of the reasons. Hello, we're called partners. A little beer. A little beer. How rude. Thank you Katie. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.

I will, I will. But this was one of my favorite things about Kyle and why I loved her. Because people, you don't understand how far Botox and fillers have come. Okay. Maybe we're just used to it. I don't know. And I'm not shaming anybody who has them. I'm just saying they've come a long way. Kyle was like, okay, I'll try that. She got it right here,

right? So this part of her face is like this. And then the other part of her face is like this. It's like 30 lines, but this point, it's like she's got her face planted up against a window, and she's surprised. She's looking inside. So you only see these, but it's like a flower. It's like a wrinkle flower coming out like that. It's like just this part, smooth. And it's like, I love you. I felt like it was like in a sitcom when someone has a flashback, and the screen starts a swirl,

but then the screen just pauses. And her face just like swirled up. So then the only, so Camille, this is like such a classic mean girl bitch move after she says like oh I remember her she posed in playboy after the OJ trial that's her then she goes and I thought you looked amazing Yeah, oh by the way Also did you see Fay I love phase evil tight smile where she's like wait It's like this creepy smile, but they had a moment where she is like,

I'm wearing a pearl necklace. Yeah. I'm literally wearing a pearl necklace. The fuck was I thinking? I should have seen this coming. So now comes a very iconic moment. Camille goes, I recognize her during dinner.

It's the hair. I think it's the extension of the lineup fake lips, but I realize who it is. And let's all say it together. It's Faye Resnick, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick. I mean, I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. I'll drink to that. And props to the ladies tonight.

The five ladies who showed up wearing t-shirts that say morally corrupt. And these two ladies will be the next ladies wearing those shirts, because we got to them focus. Now look, this is one of those moments where you gotta go, Camille's an asshole, but she ain't wrong. I mean, who does that? Ben just died in a horrible death. I'm gonna write a biography about it and show my penis on a magazine. I would be honored if you did that.

I would be honored. Well, thank you for the permission. That's why I brought it up. So Camille then goes, Post-podcast job, this smells fruity. Love it, that's what that was my mouth So then so then Camille of course in her she's like trying to be like the nice one But she's still making these like amazing passive recipes she goes and I have to say I loved your spread

But Camille's not even smart enough to get that she did that, you know. Do you think she did or do you think she really did? Oh yeah, so of course she did. Because she said taint in this app. Camille's just dropping all sorts of things and I'm like she can't know what she's saying. She was married to Kelsey Grammer. She had to do this sort of shit all the time to any girl who came by. She's like, oh yeah, we'll be in development.

Get the fuck out of my face. Do you ever see that TV show? It's from Graham Net. Well Kyle, Kyle has had to deal with Kim Richardson whole life. She had to deal with large Marge Kathy Hilton or whole fucking life. You think Kyle is ever going to meet a bitch so she doesn't go home and Google and started dossier on. Cause ready for you, bitch. Kyle's like, well, Camille, weren't you in Playboy in 1992 on March 17th? On page 36 to 37. Yeah.

Not Camille, who is completely unprepared for this, goes, yes, it's where I met Kelsey. Like, that matters. Yeah. It's like, that's where I got my promotion. You didn't get a promotion. You were a playboy who got, she's like, I was in a supplement and I only did lingerie.

Okay. And then my head exploded. I just write you, Kelsey. Camille literally went into a bar after a playboy suit. Picked Kelsey's drunk ass head off the bar and was like, we're getting married. Okay, cheers, get it. Now, I love someone who works for their money.

Fucking Kelsey for that long, especially drunk Kelsey, you earned it. Hey kid girl. So Camille's like like I wasn't new, I only did lingerie at least if I'm like lingerie. I thought the whole point of playboy was no lingerie get it get it. You just got banned to pumped.

Poor Camille she's trying to compete. And she's like, yeah, but that was just a supplement. I'm like, so you're not even good enough to be in playboy. I know. You're saying? You're making yourself look less hot than Fey Resnick. And that's just fucking fast. Even Kelly Ben Simone did it.

So now Camille was saying, she's like, I mean, like, I did it in my early 20s. I mean, I wasn't doing like coming up the murder trial of where my girlfriend was killed. I mean, those kind of doing it like coming up, the murder trial of where my girlfriend was killed. I mean, those kind of people I don't understand and I don't want to associate with. I'm like, do you see who's at your dinner party right now? And who's been at your dinner party for the past seven years? Come on, Camille.

But again, is she wrong? Not really. I mean, Camille did it too, but she's got a pizza oven now. That's really all she needed to say. It's not that Camille is saying the wrong thing. It's she's saying it wrongly. She's saying the right thing wrongly. Just say, yes, I did play, boy.

And I have a pizza oven now. And we're sitting here looking over the canyon that I own. So anything else? There, you won. I have to do this for you. Kyle, of course. Kyle, of course, is like, those living glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

So she'd do a big boulder. I was like, is this the origin story of your new show glass houses. Please tell me it's not That's Kyle making shows out of the most obvious things ever she's like Water bottles that's my new self It's about my trip to Fiji So let's get back to Allison Dubois being wasted because that's the most fun part. Oh Wait, I'm so sorry. I just have to do this. What? Kim goes Cow and I should do that as sisters

Just have to say every Kim line because she has like five this whole episode Like we finally got Kim back and she says nothing, but Kim Lee. She says it very Kim Lee. So Alice Dubois, she's gonna take back the scene. She's like, this isn't about Camille and Kyle. It's about me. So she busts out her prop work and outcomes the iconic electronic cigarette.

And it's not, it's not just smoking a cigarette, okay? It's like she just got out of jail. Okay, she's like. It's like. It's like when I was 16 and I tried a cigarette for the first time, it's like you get your all dramatic. When I was 16 and I tried a cigarette for the first time, it's like you're all dramatic, it's written to like an old actress from the old age of Hollywood. Like this is how I smoke a cigarette. Now Lisa Vanderpump was the call of a liar out. Okay, she's made a living out of it.

She has a spin off doing it currently, which is why she'll only hire Jackson's. You know, and I love it. So, there's no good bartenders and Los Angeles, what am I to do? You've just been jacked. So this is when she's still honing her skills, and she's like, Alas, I must ask, are you feeling people now? Are you feeling them now? Do you feel spirits and I don't mean the cocktails?

Get it! So she's like, well, when I'm with people, like you guys, like girls night, right now, we're being mad. And when we're being mad at girls night and I feel people, I tell them, get in line that people, get in line. It is girls night. So I am not gonna work right now because I'm off the clock and it is girls night.

I like how it's like in another dimension, she's like put up a red velvet rope. Like no, not tonight everyone get in line. At least it's like it's like when you're a doctor. Of course people are gonna come up and say, ow! You could do look at it. Look at it. Look at it.

It is, of course. Why would you say, it's like me saying, I work at Jiffy Leab, I love doing oil changes. Of course you're going to be like, it's my belt, Lisa. Like, what does that sound? Like it's natural. Yeah.

So Allison's like, yeah, but I had, I have to hold my glass to do proper Allison. She's like, but I I had I have to hold my glass to proper Allison She's like but I had to have people too so I pulled thoughts but like I like to be able to tap it to people and be like She has father issues her mother kept her mouth closed doesn't stand up with the father Which is why she has mother and daddy issues daddy was never there so start pulling that information like that's the most basic Information you can say about everyone basic information you can say about everyone. Kowdee, he's like, oh my god, you know who else had to have people? Camille. Camille's like, shut up, D.D.

Shut up, shut up, D.D. Turn your chair around. Turn your chair around. You can only speak. Kowdee, time out. Camille does that. Camille does it too. A sub-anthropist goes, oh, you you head tapping me right now? Oh yeah.

She's like, well, I see a roomba behind you. It's holding a bald dog and it keeps running into walls and turning around until it hits another wall. He's like, that's king. It's just king. You're a vacuum tapping. Get off my vacuum. When will Debbie Reynolds text me back? So, can we also like, God, she's not a party favor. Like, why is she there then? So, that's the donkey. So, at least, of course,

these are van abombs. She is like, one of the reasons why she is the queen bee is, because she can needle like no one else. She just knows and she's like, can you do something? Is my grandmother here? That she loved me. I want her attention. No, I don't want attention. Get out. Lisa Vanderpump's just waiting to have a passive aggressive fight

with a dead person, everything. I've said I haven't gotten my apology yet. From grandmother. So Lisa's like, she goes, can you do something? And she goes, off the clock. And she goes, you have to do something. And she goes, well, I thought I was having a good conversation with you folks.

I thought that's what I was bringing. I was like, no. No, you were not. And she was like, I was studied by scientists for several years. And on Oprah and front of 70 million people, but I'm kind of like a drug Once you get one you wanted a game

I'm like 70 million people on Oprah. No, of course. That's the thing that I got annoyed at like the ratings I was like no, that's not an accurate ratings. I know Oprah is like jumping up and down at home She's down the street in Malibu like I have 70 million viewers I love Brad. By the way, just because you sent me to Weight Watchers so young, worked. Great job. We've been giving money to Weight Watchers in my family for decades. Decades. Oprah buys this shit and she's like, no, it's not about losing weight anymore. What? Yes, it is. Oprah is called Weight Watchers. She's like, no, it's just about losing weight anymore. What? Yes it is, Oprah. It's called Weight Watchers.

She's like, now, it's just about feeling good about yourself. I'm like, that's called marijuana. Oprah, it's already a billion-eumdala industry, darling. So now Lisa is riling up, right? It's not riling up, Alston Du Bois. Riding up, Alston Du Bois. The Walnut Spears don't need no spirits, Alston. I don't know, some random candy bursts. But anyway, so Kyle smells blood in the water,

so she's just gonna jump in. She's like, we're just curious, Alston. Is anyone here? We're just curious. Is anyone here? And I don't know if you guys know this,, but Camille just like takes Allison's Camille cocktail and is like, and you just see Kim Richards like, ask Camille who has to dance when he's coming over. It's like, no one has a nerve to tell. Can you call Christie McNeighle's brother?

So then, face start to end, because Allison is just ignoring Kyle. So face like, Allison, can we just have one person? Can we just want to know? Everyone is so excited about the fact that you're so gifted, Allison. Don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. Don't tempt me. And Kyle's like, what is that mean? So I pull up my credit card.

She's off the clock, so I just whip out my credit card and stuff. So Kyle's throwing the save, too. But even Kim Richards knows that this is a terrible idea. She literally goes, save yourself, Kyle. Save yourself. The richest goes, ugh. Ah. yourself Kyle I miss Kim Richard I'm miss happy

Richard I'm miss her Don't do it. I don't realize the So then Camille goes cuz Allison's like don't even get me started I got my star to cry messin' up. So cam's like She really wanted to go there cuz like, she'll go there and sometimes she might tap you and you might not like it. Did he's like, I love it, Camille. Do it again. Do it again, Camille.

So Kyle's like, well, can you just like say something that's just like, not scary. And at this point, Althnubwa, her upper lip has like curled up into her like nasal passage. She's like, oh, but what I might tell you might be irritating to you. She's like, might be irritating to you. Have you been married twice? Well, that's the last one you're going to have. So, I guess that's good news. What does that even mean? I didn't even know what that means.

I thought it was just gonna have to get married again. I think she's gonna have to get her divorced. I'm like, you're a shitty Googler and a shitty psychic. Like, you're terrible at your job. You're terrible. You can't even remember what Kyle told you before this, which is that Mauricio has been in the rags for hitting on transgender hookers at the Buello Lans. But we know that. We have tabloids, man.

She's basically laughing at Kyle, because she's like, I detect divorce in your life, but guess what? It was from your previous marriage. So it's like, okay, great. Ooh, burn. I turned the past. So Kyle is now doing that thing, you know, where she's sort of like, her whole body just sort of does this, like her shoulder goes down like this and she goes, if my husband leaves, I'm going with him.

And that's what Allison's like. He will never emotionally fulfill you ever. No, that. No, that. No, that of the things you will will know that is the thing you should know no that As soon as the kids are bigger you'll have nothing in common Nothing little did Alton Du Bois know that they would have the most things in common

including the agency Cam then they cut the camera, she's in the diary, everyone, I'm going. Oh my car, no! No! No! No! Nice!

Nice! Nice! It's got to wise, sometimes. So then, Alison goes, um, Cargo's anything else, Alison, like you loser. So, Alison's like, um, maybe you need to keep your walls down. I'm like, what is this the bastard? Maybe you need to keep your walls down for other women

because I feel like you don't let other women in. Cargo's like, I'm with eight women right now. I have three sisters and I know no men except my husband. What the fuck are you talking about? I was it. Was I the only one who was secretly wishing that Bethany would just come crashing through the wall? Like who lays down like, what's going on?

Like my walls are up. My walls are up. If you guys put up my walls down, like, what's going on? Like, I can't have my walls down. If my walls are down, I'll be like, dead. Just like, Barack and Mill cocktail. I mean, just sit and call at night. Okay, I'm dead.

Like, come here right now. Come here right now. I love that Bethany. Bethany is a is a psychic would be like you're stupid there I said it what's the matter what's the matter? Why are you crying? Right crying fuck's wrong with you. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I never see her say seriously literally what's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? Yeah, I'm leaving like even the dead people leave. She's like the the spirit is that a house It's like yeah, cuz you annoyed the fuck out of them

Spirit are like running down the street to get away from Bethany. You know, now that I think about it, and I'm not trying to be like indulgent with this impersonation, but Al's Du Bois is actually a lot like Ramona. He'll never emotionally fulfill you. Know that. It's like exactly what Ramona would say. And it's Barren's like Ramona too. She's like, so did you have to have spends? Well, it's ladies night. Ladies night is a night for having fun, but in a controlled environment, okay? Well, when it's ladies night, I like to have a small glass with one lime in it and then a medium glass medium That's me in the middle with tequila and three ice cubes And then a third glass that has club soda and I give that one to every and her friends were basically my friends

Let's face it. I'm young like avery, okay? Thanks One thing we can never do when we're just at home is how Ramona kind of vogue's when she talks. She like Ramona vogue's She's like Like face over Ramona vogue So keep your walls down and so crowd's like no, I like other women actually. I don't really talk to them in much Do you think you're talking about Camille? Whits?

Camille's like, yeah, maybe you're talking about Camille? Whits? Camille's like, yeah, maybe you're talking about me because I love men. Like, girls don't understand me. They're like so jealous. They're haters. Girls hate me. I'm like, yeah, Camille, they hate you

that you're always fucking their husbands, okay? Camille, like they go to Vegas in the first episode of this year, and Camille's like fucking, if you remember, they're like, let's dance. And Lisa Vanderpump's doing the Hoki-Boki bokey like it's like the most innocent dance party ever and then Camille's like fucking the god bless that Camille grammar her dancing why has she not been on dancing with the stars so Kyle's basically like yeah maybe this is why we had an issue in New York because you

you feel like you get defensive around women because you don't know what I'm in the community. I was like, well maybe I had to be defensive and I also was like, well that's because you're offensive Kyle. So now it's like, oh, we're back to Allison. And then Allison's like, they're always jealous of her wonky eyes and mouth that doesn't close and the guy she fucks with more hair than the monster on I can the matter horn So for me just jealous of you Camille so Camille starts with this bullshit where she's like now I didn't tell Alice in anything about what happened in the York because I wanted to have like an open mind about this tonight

Whatever and then FaZe like hmm That's hard for me to believe honestly That's dismissing what I'm saying, Fay. And then Camille goes, that's just missing. This is what you said? It is what I said. I was reading down because I was like, where am I? Where am I? I'm only having five pages to catch up.

That's just missing what I feel. I said, and what I felt, no, it's not. It's dismissing a fact to me, okay? you're feeling too not back and I'll say phase right I mean phase right she's cuz phase like you know girlfriends tell girl your girlfriends what's going on their lives Like it's understandable that kaba tell me that what's going on and if you were real girlfriends with Allison You probably would have told Allison what happened in New York. Yes, and then Vanderpump is like a national geographic back there She's like, Hey, dancing around like a lizard panda ready to come up across the giant martini and bike ahead.

I'm like, what are you watching and why aren't we watching it because you're so amazing. Like, I'm in. So, Allison's like, so you're saying we're not good friends because she didn't tell me what was going on and fake us my psychic ability tells me I loved all the burns and this that was a great burn. I mean I feel like Fay actually considering you know Consider it's favorite Nick. I think she actually handled herself quite well at this dinner party because She was a guest and they were treating her terribly herself quite well at this dinner party because she was a guest and they were treating her terribly. So what did you come here to defend Kyle? Is that why you're here to defend Kyle?

That is so wrong bringing a friend to defend you. I'm like, you brought D.D. and Allison Du Bois and you sat them directly next to you. Like, it's fine. You're allowed to bring friends back up. That's what life is about, having friends that have your back. This is like New York. And the second she says, New York. Cam, cam, cam's like, attack, attack.

He was an attack. He was an attack. He was an attack. He was an attack. Just keep thing attack. And Kim goes, this is uncomfortable. Oh my.

So it's like, yes, there was an attack and an attack made on my friend. A attack attack. A attack attack. A attack. A attack attack. A attack attack. A attack attack. A attack attack. A attack attack. You just keep thing attack and came goes, this is uncomfortable. I'm like, really? Let's talk about not going back there at least, Evanderpump. Remember when you said that time at that party one time, because I was needy eighteen years

ago? I hate talking about the same thing over and over again. So now Kyle's mad at Camille, because Camille was sitting there the whole night, like it's just like this or whatever. And Camille's like, but that's who I am, Kyle. You know, I just like to sit here and put my hand in my chin. That's just like part of Camille. Chin on hand, pizza oven, you know, the usual.

Because like that, it's you are pretending to be a woman with her hand on her chin. I was like, what is this fight? I love this show. Because the question's like, what? Now they're mad because Camille sits with her hand or her face on her hand. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight.

I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight.

I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight.

I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this fight. I love this Kyle just goes like this she goes Excuse me you're boring me like just like that I feel like I really missed that Kyle that Kyle that would just like flick off someone's inner part And she's like too nice and like to cry these days. I just want to be like you're boring me to reach you're boring me So Allison's like um I have books written about me and by me and a television show based on me so if you could just take a flying leap. I have to remember to never say things that people have books written about them and by them. I've had books written about me by me and watch a television show about mediums.

I once wrote a book about me so... Calchumped over the moon. Bye. It's like a good one, Allison. So Vanderpump's like, the sack equals more provocative than anyone at the table. She refused to be a food runner though and I will not stop her and waitress. So it's just getting more and more petty and phased just like I'm so adored with this conversation. I'm totally over it. Now, since like then leave, then leave, then leave. You got two legs last time we checked. Yeah, you have two legs. Oh, look, she has a third leg and a fourth and a fifth. Look at all those legs.

I like that it made no sense but Favis still mad. Is this what you do tell people they have two legs? Is this what you do? Is this what you do? I'm like you know you're still right. Oh Jay letters in prison. Don't act like you so offended. Someone said people have two legs. I love this show. People are so mad at every single thing. You're still right, OJ letters in prison. Don't act like you so offended. Someone said people have two legs. I love this show. People are so mad at every single thing. So Kyle's like, you know what, Allison,

you've had a weird attitude all night, and Allison's like, well then why were you talking to me? And she's like, well, because I was interested in you as a person, and then Allison, this is like her greatest diss of all time. She goes, well, you are not interesting to me at all. So continue being interested by me. That's awesome. Good one now, man. You really killed it. Push, push, push. You're not interested in me. I mean, so then Taylor is like, I'm actually

the only one here with other jobs. So without money. So I need to keep the job. So Kim, you're the one who started this, remember when he said, and Kim's like, what? Yeah, out of left field, it becomes a Kim and Taylor situation. Dick Clark was just behind me. Did you see him, Allison? Dick Clark, I miss you. I think I'll put Dick Clark one time in an ice cream truck.

We're on the way back from Coach Schell. Hey, who wants to prank Caller and he Hudson, huh? So Taylor, they start fighting because, of course, at which we learned later in the uncensored Beverly Hills season one, was that Taylor was at fault for all of this So we know the truth now, but we did not know this at the time because they did not show us a footage at the airport when Kyle was sitting with Camille and saying do you want to come on this trip and she's like, I don't know Frazier's in somewhere else and she's like, well, I don't know she's comfortable like going alone with a group of girls without her husband It was really not that big of a deal

Well, Taylor it turns out went to the bathroom with Camille. And was like, they think you're just so insecure that you won't come on the strip because your husband's not there. And she's like, they said I was a C word, how dare they? And then it turned into this whole thing which was caused by Taylor. Taylor's still only taken blame for shit.

Now, Kim, who's the drunk? Ain't nobody gonna listen to anything Kim says, you know? But Kim is right. She's like, you were only saying, let me remember the bad thing, you said, God, just clock us the handsome. How does it come to hear like that? So nobody listens to her. But Kim was the one telling the truth the whole time. And Taylor said, and Taylor said, I'd be like, you're beating me. You're beating me. And Camille is just sitting there smiling so happy. She's like, hmm happy. She's like, hmmm. She's like,

look at them fighting over me. Not dancing. As the tailor's like, I don't wanna talk to you and comes like, do me a favor, down. Like this. And then Taylor goes to Kim. You need to stand up and say stop. Adrian, Adrian, she says it's Adrian. Oh, she did?

Yeah, because Adrian's sitting there. Why are you doing it? You do it. Yeah, because Adrian's sitting there doing the entire time like, are we going to get a ranch right now? Or what's going on here? Yeah, Adrian's like, I'd rather watch Paul get his nose cave den again.

That was actually fun. Where the fuck am I, pizza oven? Who eats that? Who the fuck eats pizza? Not one person here, that's who. Yeah, so she's telling Taylor's telling Adrian to stop it and he's like, well, why don't you stop it? She's like, well, I can't stop it

because you're off your fucking rocker. She's like, well, that's why I think about you. Why don't you blow up your lips some more, Taylor? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. Oh. Oh. And Taylor goes, this is Taylor's first, where she goes,

This is enough, this is enough, this is enough, this is enough, We are not these women, we are not these women. It's like a boat safety course before you take your Christmas crease. So the women all stand up and they're sort of they're about to leave and everything because now this party has just gone to shit and Camille is like the funny thing Kyle is that I don't have a problem with you and Kyle's like Kyle's like but I like I never a problem with you, which is like I don't have a problem with you, but But after New York I felt kind of bad because you did call me a divisional bitch After New York, I felt kind of bad because you did call me a divisional bitch. Whipsy did not!

She said you're fucking delusional, right? Fucking Camille. I have to give credit to Camille because I remember the same way that Camille does. I'm like, remember when we had dinner with Fred Flintstone? He's like, no. We had dinner. And I'm like, yeah, with Fred Flintstone. And Wilma was cheating.

He's like, that never happens. We had dinner. So Kyle's basically like, Camille, Camille, if I said blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and you heard blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, then yes, that makes you delusional. And Allison's like, well, I have something to say. Kyle's just like, no one is talking to you, Allison. Spoke your electronic cigarette and drink your martini. I'm talking to Camille And then Alice and goes yeah But she can't say what Camille thought because she's not Camille I was like aren't you the one telling people that their dead mother said something like what are you talking about as you just Hypocritical she's just not even making such as like you save your stores and you tweet them

Middle fingers And everyone's so mad that someone accused Kyle of tweeting things. Yeah You save your stores and you tweet them. Middle fingers. I was like, yeah. And everyone's so mad that someone accused Kyle of tweeting things. Yeah. Look, this show is so good. She's like, and Kyle's like, smoke your electric cigarette, you mean, or Allison?

Smoke, go ahead, smoke your electric cigarette. And she's like, you done nothing. You've done nothing. That's just why I'm doing it. So then the women all leave and we're just left with just Allison, D.D. and Camille. And now... So we go outside, the ladies go outside,

and Camille was like, don't, which meant go turn on the sprinklers. Because D.D. just, you know, I don't even know if they should have Dede's face, but you know if this was a murder mystery party, Dede would not have been in that room. Because she was out there like doing the sprinkler code, sprayed them all with the sprinklers, which was fucking hilarious. Yeah. And Allison has just been told off.

So you've got the Allison camp here, the ladies outside. Oh, and then Kim was the third camp. in camp here, the ladies outside. Oh, and then Kim was the third camp. Kim. Yeah, they get outside. The ladies get outside and the very first thing they do, they're like, what the fuck is wrong with you, Kim? Kim's like, what? Taylor, the gas lighter from hell. She's like, Kim, why would you start that with me? We were already fighting, Kim. I was like, Kim, we were already fighting and for you to start a fight Also, it's just like adding fuel to fire. Why would you do that Kim? Yeah, why would you update my fight? Yeah, why would you

Upstage my fight with your fight Kim that's so not right Taylor no good no one's listening to Kim which is true Taylor did start it So port cam is getting totally gassed at this whole episode. And then Kyle's like, you know what, Kim? You go in that car and we're gonna go in this car. And she's like, oh, you guys get to go in the car. I got to say in this car. That's great. Oh, it is such a mean they literally just like send Kim off to wherever and like we're gonna go out to drink. Because she lives like by Malibu. So she's like, we don't even wanna drive with you. I just wanna go home.

So then did you notice in the cat, they put Kim in this limo alone, poor Kim, you know, which Kim is like, like who are you gonna call when you're Kim? She's trying to call them, they won't answer. You call your cop dealer, who else are you gonna call? You know? So then Kyle's in the other car,

and then Kyle's immediately like, let's go party at the polo lounge. Yes. The face polo lounge. No, let's go party at the polo lands. Yes. The famous polo lands. Now, you know that that's where Kim was arrested. With at the polo lands and a stall, the cops came in and tried to get Kim out the stall and said, yeah, I'm not going to lose all my house, I'm not family came here, my mom sat in that booth over there.

They dragged around and I just loved that that was where Kyle's like, we're partying at the polo lounge. Yeah. Without Kim, the place our mother raised us. Meanwhile, inside Camille's house, now Allison Dubois, she's like, the women are gone. I'm just gonna drop bomb after bomb after bomb. She goes, she just ended up with Camille and did she goes, I can tell you when she will die

and what will happen to her family. I love that about me. Yeah. Kyle's a little bitch. She's a little bitch. Yeah, she's a little bitch. Do you know what my dad used to say? Live large and fuck them all.

That's right. Kyle was every girl in high school that made someone kill themselves. Yeah. These are real things she said. this is not us making this up. Yeah That's the girl and then they all started comparing them each other to like high school girls Which is so hilarious because that's what they're all trying to look like you know She's like she looked like that beautiful young girl in high school that made the girl kill themselves and then back to millimo Fei is like she's like that hot cheerleader in high school

where she seems nice, but then she rips her heart out. I'm like, you guys are totally comparing each other to your life's goals. It's hilarious. And Allison's like, I'm gonna shove this up or ask to prove a point. Except I think I need a bigger one. It's not she can even feel it.

I was like, what is happening over here? Oh, yes, number two. What's your name? I was like, what is happening over here? Oh, yes, number two. What's your name? Yes, Carrie, we've got a number two bingo. You've won some poo poo. So, Poricam is stuck in this car alone, and Allison is just giving sick burns, and then Camille's following up,

but ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And Poricam, we really see how tortured Kim is, And Allison is just giving sick burns and then Kyle cameos following up and poor Kim. We really see how tortured Kim is because Kyle has just totally gotten rid of Kim for not having her back, which has become over and over again to sing. So we're ready to end with the best music cue of the night, which is dopey Kim waiting for people to answer her phone Kim starts calling because Kim knows where they're going Kim knows she hears the ghost of her mother like go to the polo lounge

The lounge I homeschooled you in geometry and that booth next to out of Pagino because that's what they always say on the show It's like I got on the polo lands like no, you're not allowed to go, Kim. So then we get this music cue, clown-kim music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. head ever since. Hahaha. And that brings us to the end of Real House of the Favourite. Oh, no. Now, guys, boys. Boys. Before we wrap this up, boys. We didn't have like a little contest, you know.

Now, one of our friends of this show, very talented autism, a number three. Perfect. All right, half the bingo winners line up right here, one, two, and three. Now, these prizes come to us. Catch the above. What's the above?

What? The prizes are at the agenda. Yes, your prizes are at the merch booth with Jenna. Cousin Jenna, I'm sorry. We've got so many prizes for things today merch booth with Jenna cousin Jenna. I'm sorry We've got so many prizes for things today. It's the radio this like the radio So this is we told people we want to see some crap in this pride Because you guys all so many of you guys dress up and he's amazing t-shirts and costumes Whatever any of these t-shirts are just fucking amazing and may I point out to my father at this bag that was made,

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So good. So in order to win a prize for a greatest crap and pride, you had to use the hashtag on Instagram or on Twitter saying, hashtag crap and cause play. So we have nine entries. And. Oh, it's in my back. Uh oh.

Uh oh, you guys. To meal cocktails. They're real. They are real. I'm fine. I'm fine. So we were looking at them. How many do how many prizes do we have to give away to? Two but we're gonna have a VIP bag for a number three now

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So good. So the first winners, it's a couple. This is actually amazing. They actually made their very own agency outfits. They're on hats, they're on shirts. It's so good. Aaron and Debbie, look at that. I'm not.

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Number two. Who's number two? You were not number two. Lies, you were lying. Number two was back there, because I remember making a poop joke. Number two, kid up here. Winner number two. Where's he?

I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you go. I'm still talking about Bingo, I'm dumb. Yeah, we're talking about... I think I'm fris-is and I'm on to the one thing with... Camille. Alright, so I think that the next one... Which one do you want to do? Of these? Which one do you want to do a V's which one do you want I'm not picking you do it you're the bastard You the hero when they win and you're the bastard when they lose. I'm just vanna white

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You guys, this has been an absolutely amazing, amazing show. You guys are all troopers because this is a long show. We were like, let's have a 90 minute show and now it's like two hours. It was over two hours. I told my mom's friends, don't worry, it's not going to be as long as the first one you saw. It was. It was longer.

But you know what though, it was an iconic episode and we had to give it the full treatment. So you guys, thanks for coming. We love Texas, we're gonna come back next year. Oh yeah, we love you, Texas. And thank you for coming, thank you so much. Hey, prime members, you can listen to Watercraft and add free on Amazon Music, download

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