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Episode Date: August 26, 2021This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad.... This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy
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Make fun of I'm Ben Madelker. You can also find me on the game brain podcast talking about board games
Joining me today in this wonderful day after his birthday is the one only Ronnie Keram. What's up Ronnie? How are you?
How are you Ben? I am great.
Actually, I'm really great.
This is our Friday.
And excited to talk some real house was at Beverly Hills today.
One thing I want to talk about, the first of all, it's crap is on demand.
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Ronnie has on a lovely watermelon shirt.
It's really adorable.
And I am wearing a shirt that looks like
the inside of a watermelon.
But I want to circle back on some things
that we talked about in the beginning of the week.
First of all, pancakes with crispy edges.
It's all the rage.
All the rage.
All the rage.
You know, into it. So thank you everyone for all the rage, all the rage, all the rage. You know, into it.
So thank you everyone for all the feedback on that.
We put up a poll on our Instagram
about are you gonna be making pancakes with crispy edges?
It had so far, the answer is yes,
people are gonna be making it this weekend,
so be sure to do that.
Telling you.
I'm telling you, people just,
you start talking about a crispy edge.
Yeah, I mean, it's like I can't believe the
Controversy. Yeah
Controversy but actually more importantly, I really didn't want to talk about crispy edges that much
What I wanted to talk about was you had mentioned pickleball and how your sister was like oh, I love pickleball
And you're like, oh my god pickleball and we're like, oh god fucking pickleball
Guess who's on the cover of pickle ball magazine?
I'm teddy. I am teddy. What are you guys?
I'm teddy. I love pickle ball. I love that.
Of course, that's a teddy sport, you know? Of course, that's the thing. I was like, why?
Where did this come from? Where are people suddenly obsessed? Like every basic person I know is like pickleball.
No offense to any of the basic people who are listening to this that I do know.
I'm not talking about your Instagram, even though I kind of am.
Like of course this basic bitch knows pickleball and of course it's Chetty who's like the most
basic of all the pickleball batches.
So there you go, Teddy loves it.
So I have some Teddy news actually as well Ben would you like it? I would yes
Okay, so Queen's of Bravo tweeted I was listening to so follow Queen's of Bravo. Hi Queen's of Bravo
tweeted I was listening to Teddy's podcast the things I do for y'all and during her appearance
And during her appearance at Kyle's dinner, Teddy overheard Garsell tell production
What is she even here and what is she good to have an opinion?
Cheers dead face real hot so I was a Beverly Hills
so then Garsell treats back. Well, that's not true and
Sir Court says we really want it to be though like really and she writes back
Well, I said it in front of her while we were filming.
So the part that's not true was that she went to production.
She said it right to your face, Teddy.
Yeah.
And then Teddy, I saw something where Teddy said,
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not allowed to have an opinion on things.
Oh, I don't know.
I have to muzzle myself.
It was like this whole thing.
It's like, you know what?
Tell it to the Pickleball Association.
OK.
Don't try.
Don't try.
Yeah.
Tell it to the tell it on.
Take it to your tiny court. Take it to a tiny court.
Take it to a tiny court.
Okay.
And you know, people don't remember why, like everyone's like, well, why would Garsell
be so mean to Teddy?
Because Teddy's an asshole.
And Teddy came in for Denise for no reason just because all of her mean girlfriends were
doing it.
And she was also an asshole to Garsell.
So I know that we all get a little amnesia as the season goes and Teddy's gone now
And so it just seems like why do we hate Teddy again?
Teddy earned that Teddy earned that okay, and thank God we have a housewife who sticks to her guns as we will see
As this episode unfolds. We've been saying for a few weeks now that Carsel clearly hates this these women that she's showing up
Pretty much because she knows it's good career-wise
But she just hates them after what happened to these she cannot hide her disdain and it's like it's taken all season for the woman to suddenly realize this like
Wait a second. Does Garsell not like us? That's kind of the vibe, right?
so
This episode let's just dive into it this episode opens up where Rina's house and my nightmare
comes true, which is Ayaal, Ayaal Booker, Delilah's boyfriend, has finally made an official
scene on Beverly Hills. Now, for people who watched Love Island Season 4, they know who Ayaal
is and he was awful. He's hot, but he's awful. He's like, he's just like so obnoxious and
he's such a narcissist.
And so of course he shows up in the scene with Delilah
and they're in the Ferrari of some sort.
And it actually, it's from what I can gather.
It sounds like Amelia and by Amelia,
I mean, Scott Dysic bought them this Ferrari.
Am I right, Ronnie?
Rented it.
Oh, oh.
They like rented it for him to drive because
Brenda's like, what the heck?
What the heck are you all from television?
What the heck almost got this like?
And she's like, mom, this is like my dream car.
Okay, this is what Amelia got me for Christmas.
It's basically a rental.
And she's like, Amelia, where did you get this?
She's like friends.
Oh, you're old man, okay.
Speaking of being under old messy smelly worn out relics
What is he my old dresses
Come on into the garage girls
Here's Nana's been putting dress and has a big stand has a big stand and hey all goes
That's a baby magging stain
Let's disgusting how is it a bait? It's on the ankles. It's like on the bottom of the dress aim better
You're sperm better a y'all
Everybody is we love it all
He's so good for talilah. Oh, she's really growing into herself and we're like this is great free trips
It's real and then I realize that's L.O. That's okay. Then we still like a
And then I realized that's LL. That's okay though, we still like AL.
You know what?
I realized, finally, I'm meat that we can eat with all of our friends.
Uh, that's, uh, hello.
Yeah.
Hello.
I love this song.
I love how lucky are we?
And we have a future son-in-law who wants to hit song named out from Ayaal!
That's... hey yaa?
So it's not that Ayaal.
Why is your boyfriend named after Sutton coming into a room?
Uh, that's hey yaal, okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but what kind of be Harry Styles? Imagine thinking that your Harry Styles
will be right now, okay?
You're getting what you deserve, okay?
This is what you deserve, A-all, okay?
You do not deserve a Harry Styles yet.
She wants instead of Scott Disick,
she wants Harry Styles for Amelia.
She wants a Harry Styles, she's happy with A-all.
She does not want to trade in A-all,
she wants to trade in A.L. She wants to trade in Scott Tisik.
Oh, well, you know what? But A.L. is kind of like the Scott weight.
Scott weight. A.L. is the Scott district of Harry Styles.
Does that make any sense? Scott.
Tisik.
A.L. is just terrible. I'm sorry.
It's some fuckboy. It's some fuck boy algebra. Okay, you guys figure that.
Yeah, listen to everyone who's like, oh my god, he's hot.
He seems so lovely.
We're so happy.
Watch love, I'll in season four, and you will change your mind.
He's awful.
He's a narcissist.
He's terrible.
So she's talking about her hand made for Sachi that she wore seven months pregnant.
She loves bringing that one out.
She's like, it's worth 25 grand.
Dad brought me all of these. He's the one who got my addiction started.
Yeah, and so then the girls all change into some, you know, some of the dresses and they're all like modeling.
Like puckering their lips and like posing for their mom and the dress. She's
I started to see these girls. I started to cry and I think they've
done come so far. Why can't they date Harry Styles? I mean, Gigi Hadid got Zane. There's
other members of one direction they could be dating Harry Styles. The other guy, all of them,
why Scott to sick?
I mean, I know that we can just a little bit out of our range, but maybe long weekend
Liberty we can come on. At least give me a weekend. Come on
What is there anyone next week day anyone?
I really think it's like a Wednesday. I'll take a Wednesday. I don't care. I won't say Adam, is that a real person?
I'm for the man.
It is kind of funny if you think about it that she wants her daughter to date Harry Styles
when Gigi is still with Zane Malik, do we care?
I don't know, but like the point is it's like Gigi is with a one direction member.
Reno wants Delilah to be with a one direction member.
Of course, she's totally always after the Yolanda train.
She always has been, it's hilarious.
So yeah, it's kind of like Kyle showing up
in Lisa Vanderpump exact outfits in her diary room,
like her current puffy thing with the Lisa Vanderpump hair.
And that, oh, and we were talking about how Kyle
is suddenly wanting to cook.
Duh, during filming was when Overserved premiered Lisa's show where she has parties at her house
and she cooks, she cooks dinner parties. Hello. Of course, it was for Lisa Vanderpump the whole time.
Kyle's like, I'm going to do a show too. It won't be called Overserved. It'll be called
Overcooked.
She's really working that whip up for insane. I'm not sure.
Never.
We'll never forget it.
So now, Renee is just crying.
She's like, you know, I have moments where I'm just in the house and the girls are away
and Harry's in Romania.
And I think, shit, people want to go to the Romanians that have hang out with me.
I'm all alone.
It's not the next life goes on.
But so do we.
Just how we doing is no mystery.
And anyone who follows and
Renn on Instagram knows what she's doing when she's bored home alone.
Yes.
It's dancing around a bikini bottoms, you know, on her Instagram.
And it just, it was sad enough without knowing the story.
Because now I know the sadness that lurks under there. You know, plus your heart, Ranna.
I had a dream that Ranna yelled at me,
and it was not pleasant.
So for whatever I did, sorry.
Mostly all this shit talking, but sorry.
Just don't listen to this.
She can be scary.
I feel like people don't realize how scary she can be.
I always think about Bonnie Rate,
because was it on our show,
Ranna was a guest on our show for our five year anniversary.
And I think
She was she told us a story about how Bonnie rate one day like Bonnie rate in her dad showed up or Bonnie rate showed up at her door
I was like I used to live in this house and that was the bench. I used to sit on whatever and I just imagined poor Bonnie rate
Like the door opens up. I just read a dance
there's run a dance session. Come on, hello. How are you? Let's see the people something to talk about.
I can't make you dance with me if you won't.
Oh, you bad Hulk, give him something to talk about.
Ha ha ha ha.
Have a heart.
So, Rinna talks about how much she loves her daughters and how they've been through so many difficult struggles,
which of course we know because we've watched a show and we all know that Amelia had to work at the toast place.
We all remember that horrifying storyline.
The toast place.
So then Amelia excuses herself
because she has a stomach ache as maybe
the crushing reality of her dating life is hitting her.
And then Rinna is just sitting there with Al
and Al and Al and Al is like,
so I sent Yo Lip kit to my mom.
And she loves it.
She absolutely loves it.
I'm so deep on my all.
My mom loves your lip kit.
So, Cuff, we're gonna have lunch with the girls.
And so she tells us that Crystal offered to have
the launch party for Rina Gloss or whatever it is at her house
And she's like, yeah, I don't think she wanted to visit my location because it didn't go too well for her last time
And we see the clip of well jealous of what your ugly other pants
So then we go to Crystal's house and Crystal is putting some chili paste and some cucumbers and Miss Lucy is just like
Too greasy. It's too greasy.
So you always say my food is too greasy.
It's supposed to be, it's grease.
It's grease that I'm putting on.
It's like wrong.
No.
No, no, no, wrong.
So, to read shows up and they. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I Mama is that a roller coaster coming the end of its track or is that to me?
That's the sound roller coaster scum you know they fly it into the
So yeah, so the reason like how it's so difficult touch you, you know, I'm such a hogger normally. This is very difficult and such a hogger.
Oh, is Erica here? I hate hugging. I hate hugging. It's like, wow, Doreen, don't have to flip flop on everything in front of her.
So, um, yeah, so she's saying, I just absolutely love seeing the traditional things that you
cook up on your Instagram, ma. And, uh, and so they're just like hanging out in the kitchen
and they're setting up outside. Crystal is setting up for Lisa's lunch that she's doing for her
lip kit thing. And this was great for me because I feel like in the beginning of the season,
Crystal really, you know, began the season as a huge asshole.
And then she sort of settled into like normal chill.
And I was like, but I liked when you were a huge asshole.
And she's like, okay, I'll bring it back.
She's like, so I host people's parties like all the time.
Like normal times, I'm probably hosting two to three kind of parties a week.
Yeah, I just love it so much.
I just really feed some of my intents.
You know, control scheduling personality,
just throwing parties all the time.
I'm like, you do not throw three parties a week
for other people.
I'm sorry, I do not believe that for one second.
Yeah, I mean, Lion King didn't bring in that much money.
Yeah, I mean, Jesus, how much did Lion King bring in?
Yeah.
So they start talking about the party,
the holiday party where Erica got
questioned. Oh, Erica got questioned. And so Dread's like, well, it was a holiday party.
And Erica walks in and she's the shell of herself, just a shell. It just didn't seem like
the night to pound some of her. I don't disagree, but then again, I don't think any night is a good night to pounce on someone.
So then to read, then just makes it about harsh as well.
You know what?
I felt for the past few months that Garsell has made little jobs at me.
Just little, little jobs at me.
And this is the physical, this is how jabs are.
She just kind of like, like, you just washed your hands. And this is the physical, this is how jabs are.
She just kind of like, like, if you just washed your hands,
if you just washed your hands and there's no paper towels,
and then you like flick your fingers to get off the water.
She's like, little jabs, little jabs everywhere.
A new show on Hulu, starring Gossel, and reached with a spoon.
Little jabs, just getting in the mirror.
These are little, spritly jobs.
That really made my wrist tired, Ronnie.
So basically, Doreet, which they don't even mention this episode,
but the reason Doreet is mad is because Garsell said,
so all the women that you know of color are employees.
Yeah, they're part of the staff. That's when Doreet really got pissed, I think.
Yes, I agree.
So we see a montage of Garsell Jabs
and Doreet's like, it's starting to piss me off.
I'm like, it's not starting to piss you off.
You are pissed off.
So Chris, yes.
And I have to say, I have to go through the examples
that they show of why Doreet is mad at Garsell.
Because at one point on mad at Garsell because
at one point on vacation Garsell says, well what do we need to give Dorita time or when
she talks?
Oh, okay, she did say that, but Kyle was the one yelling, you just got into a fight about
with Kyle because you talked too much.
So she was making a joke about that fight.
So stop trying to make that her.
And then when she was sitting at the table saying, well, no one's looking to pry, Eric.
And she said, well, that's not what you said the other night.
Okay.
But you also totally whisked out.
You can't get mad at Garsell that you whisked out on this whole conversation and set
her up.
And why did they not put a clip of the help comments that she was making, whatever, Dury.
You're wrong. And I would like to welcome you back to this show, wrong ass
to read because I have really missed being pissed at stupid to read fights. And everyone's been saying, where's the reap in the season? And here she is. She's trying to start with
our cell. It's not going to end well for her. So she's like, I have absolutely no idea where this is coming from. And Garcell used to never do this to me, other, boys, and we've always been friends and you know that she's trying to say something
but she doesn't have the guts to do it, it's chicken shit.
Like Atlanta's small set used to sing, it's chicken shit.
Actually, she does have the guts to say it and she said it to your face constantly and
doesn't give a fuck what you think.
I would call that guts, but I think when people say that, they're like, oh really you have
something to say to me, say to my face.
I just said it to your face.
I literally just said it to your face.
When Garcell, I mean, I don't see what's, like when Garcell says that's not what you said
the other night, that's about as brutally honest as one can expect.
I think when Garcell tells Kathy Hilton, well I
use to hate your daughter, that's pretty direct.
Yeah I don't think that anybody can honestly say that Garcell is not direct
enough. That's just a crazy criticism. So she's like, well I have no idea where
this comes from. We used to be friends. You know know I just don't appreciate it like Pika
always says to a top of Chris go with the side of her she's syrup it's best to
get to the bottom of it
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Really like my vacuum cleaner let's me honest if I was having good sex
It's with me so depressing, but I'm doing it single ladies
That's why I like to sit here and just scrub down my oven.
It's like that's a refrigerator.
My refrigerator.
My cold, my cold wardrobe.
That's what I call it.
My cold wardrobe.
It's like, have you even been in a kitchen before?
I'm there for.
You're extremely, extremely liberal people.
Yeah, I was cracking up how they kept showing her cleaning,
which I don't believe she's cleaning that place.
Give me a break.
You're still paying $10,000 a month in rent.
You're getting your house cleaned.
And then they would show her like clean something
on the couch and then just go,
ah, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a nice one.
Like, here's Erica being super sad.
Okay, so I'm gonna share this with you guys.
I just made this video. I just made this video
I want to share with you. You know, I loved this version of Eric is so much that I put her in the musical
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Instagram. Okay, here it goes Here it comes. It's the hard not life for us. It's the hard not life for us.
Steadily weep and drink.
Steadily weep and drink.
It's the hard not life.
Oh my god.
Probably this one.
I hate small, hard not life.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one.
That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. I Probably face
It's very impressive and horrifying. I did a what what app are you using because I use reface are you using Reface but what I use yeah, I use
Reface here. Do they have the any clip on there? Is that how you're able to do that? No girl
You got it. No, we'll talk about it after we're talking about the magic of television
I know cuz I've tried to do clips before,
and it's like, sorry, it's not on our library.
I guess I have to...
No, it's a long process.
I'll show you how to do it later, but...
Yeah, I was dying.
And you know, anything you can put to a musical,
and do you know what else it made me realize?
Annie is a really good fucking musical.
It is so good.
That movie is so good for it.
Have you seen Annie the movie? Have you
not since I was like three years old? Watch it again. I mean, Carol Bernat, Bernadette Peters,
Tim Curry, what's your puns who plays Annie? Who cares? I mean, Anne ranking. They're all great.
So so good. Wow. Okay. Anyway, the point is Erica's poor. Ella. Well, yeah, she's poor.
You know, it's nice to see that her situation really applied to multiple musicals, right?
I'm sorry that I stepped on your Annie moment with a little shop of heart. No, little shop of porous is better because I was like Annie so obvious
I was gonna do I was gonna put Erica in the opening of give me a break and just because you know that whole thing is no Carter cleaning
But then I was like, well, I don't know. Maybe that's not great.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't want to do that.
And well, I wasn't going to put her as no Carter, just the opening.
But I was like, well, people even get that.
But then guess what?
Guess who I saw playing Miss Hanigan on Broadway?
No Carter.
So you see it all came full circle.
Oh, it all came.
And you know what?
And guess who was in, give me a break.
Joey Lawrence. Joey Lawrence.
Joey Lawrence who and guess what?
Joey Lawrence.
Probably is cleaning his furniture now also.
So there.
Little girls.
Little girl. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Joey Lawrence who I believe I could be wrong was on the same season of Dancing to Stars as Lee Serena
That could be wrong. Well, he also Joey Lawrence now looks like very Lopez
He looks like Tom Gerardi now
They look like I don't know what happened to Joey Lawrence. I don't know if somebody stopped giving him water
I don't know what happened to him, but he looks basically like Tom to write He basically looks like that old toy you have look
Where's like a bald guy with magnetic shavings? You take the pen and you like put it around and make like a magnetic shaving beard
That's like Joey Lawrence
Yeah, sorry, okay, so
So Erica's poor. I just like saying here. Let's just keep talking so we can keep saying let's go back to the scene
Erica's poor now, Okay, Erica is poor
She's vacuuming for the first time in her life
By the way, I just have to also point out and this is important to me that Erica Erica's sofas, in an effort to also look extra poor,
she literally found my grandma Sally's sofas
from Flushing New York and imported them
into her Hancock Park house.
Grandma Sally had these red velvet sofas.
The only thing that was missing in Erica's
were like little tassels, grandma Sally had little tassels.
My cousin Melissa who listens to me.
I think that's a little sexy.
I think that's a little sexy for grandma Sally was grandma Sally a little
Was she like a room a clan of hand
More like a clan of hand grandma Sally would like scare people off with the garden hose like shoot
Grandma Sally was the grandma Sally as far as I could tell was was this was it did not I'll put it this way
It did not look like a Bordello in her house. Okay. It was like
Red couches, right and that's what Erica has like well
I had to get these couches from a sale in flushing New York
Cuz I'm so poor right now
So Rinna's just going oh my god
Oh, so Rinna is just going, oh my god, it's comforting. It's comforting.
So, both times we've seen Erica pretend to clean, has been followed up with Rinna coming
over and then them just having champagne.
I don't think that's funny.
It's like Erica just pretends to clean it and then drink champagne.
So then Erica's like, well, I had to make an ask as well.
You guys were coming.
Well, the people haven't coming.
You know what my lawyer said? How are you?
And I said, I'm just getting through this. I'll unpack the emotion slay.
Yeah, poor poor Erica unpacking the emotions.
So, uh, yeah, so so everyone's showing up and
She's like be careful. Did you say about the rug?
Be careful about the rug.
The be careful of the tacky rug.
It's lifting up like so she's even got like a
shabby rug to really play it to fill out the scene.
You know, I just can't.
I can't with her being so sad.
This is like our dream house.
Both of us like see this house and like, wow, one day. It is so nice. This is like our dream house, both of us like see this house like wow, one day,
it is so nice. I know. Maybe by episode nine, 90,000, 97,000 in two, we can get that house
that sad sad house in Hancock, by the way, I have to say this. I misspoke. Joey Lawrence
was not on the same season as as Lisa Renena, but he was on the same season as
Harry Hamlin.
Oh, wow.
So, see, it always works out.
It always works out.
His shirt is.
So let's see.
Kyle arrives in as many brands as she can fit on herself.
You know, I love that Kyle is going to visit her newly poor friend and dresses in like
$200,000 worth of clothes. I know, it's perfect. And it's got, and it's Eric of Porc
that drink cows says, Oh my God, you're so professional with your poor. Oh God, don't make her
a waitress again already. Leave the girl alone. Stop making me on Eric's side today.
So they all sit down in this living room
with the rug that's lifting up.
And here's what's really notable about all this red
this sofa set with the chairs.
It's like too big for the room,
but it's like I feel like it's intentionally really big.
It's that way it makes the room
just seems so small and crowded.
They're all sort of like sitting on top of each other
in the wall, is right there.
Like in their little, the little corner
of this tiny little shack, you know.
So it's made to look like this miniature miniature house. So they're there and they give
some to give presents for Kyle. And so they give Kyle a foe for jacket. I think Rina gives
her a foe for jacket. And she's like very excited about it.
Yeah.
And so then they have cake and everybody goes,
oh my god, cake, cake!
Oh my god, look at the cake!
And then she pushed her fork down,
like moving her mouth, like she's just loving this cake.
There is this much icing.
It's not even a piece of the cake.
It's like a little dot of cake. It's like a little, little dot of icing. She goes, and then the cake is never seen from a cat. You never see the cake again. New owners
then house are going to come in and be like, Oh my God, there's three year old cake
under this sofa. Right. So Rimm is like, well, you know, I did see to read and sat in
it. I will say the girls are a little nervous
She's like about what they didn't have their legal questions full of answer
She's like well, they didn't they didn't ask everything they wanted to ask
And then we see a flashback of Sun saying I just don't want to put myself in
Jeopardy not until they figure out who to know who host is
if you know what I'm saying.
So Rinne is like, you know, I was, I said, I said to Sutton,
listen Sutton, I was really trying to help you the other night.
Oh really Rinne, really you were.
Bung, did you say more Sutton?
That's not what you were saying.
Are you worried about your reputation Sutton?
Erica has a big booty, Sutton what you were saying. Aren't you worried about your reputation, Satan? Erica has a big booty.
That's not what you said, Satan.
Erica can't see.
She said that.
Did you call Erica poor?
Say it, Satan.
I know, and Kyle's like, you know, I wasn't
trying to be a bitch of Satan, but I just was like, say what
you needed to say and be honest.
Be honest.
Say what you need to say.
So fucking Kyle, both of these ladies are such bad friends.
They're terrible.
And Kyle supposedly admitted, I didn't hear this,
I just read it in a comment on Sashama Dia,
but Kyle apparently admitted that she brought Teddy
over to help stand up for Erica,
because Teddy was like one of the Fox 4's five
or whatever they call themselves.
Teddy is like in her own scandal that she's dealing
with, her own minor scandal.
Of course, she's gonna stand up for Erica.
Yeah.
So, Erica's like, well, what did they say?
And she goes, well, Sutton just doesn't want me problems
legally or any problems in society.
And Erica just takes a long pause.
And she's like, how very small town of her.
Oh.
I mean, Sutton is concerned about her reputation, but it wasn't, she wasn't saying I'm concerned
about my reputation in society because Ellie doesn't really have a society, let's be honest.
I mean, if Chris Kardashian is at the top of it, let's not really society like that, but
I mean, let's be honest, it's not like society with a capital S. It's just, it's, you know,
civilization, I guess.
But, but she just like, listen, I don't want to be kicked off
I don't want to be kicked off, you know American ballet
ABT whatever it is so I mean it is it is also by very
Very much I mean, it's very much her for sure looking out for herself and making it about herself
Don't get me wrong, but I just didn't you know I just I
Kyle made it sound as bad as possible. That's the point right and that's what Kyle does
So Eric is like oh, well how about a small town of her huh? That's cowardice if you ask me. I mean, what are we?
In small town Georgia, okay? I mean you think you have fear how about my fucking fear the fear of all this shit
That's being said and how this all gonna play out in time trying to figure out what will I do?
How will I find a new rag do all my cleaning in my small house? Think about that fear
You want to talk about fear open your Twitter and see orphans coming after you and with those holding brooms in the street
That's fair,
bitch. That is fair. But what are they talking about here? I mean, they're acting like
Sutton was saying all this stuff behind her back. Again, no, Sutton was not being a
weakling and saying all this behind your back. She said it, all to your fucking face. Just
last time you were together, where are they acting like Sutton didn't say any of this to
your face? They're acting like, oh, we just caught Sutton talking behind your back. She said it!
Yeah, I'm sorry that Sutton doesn't want to be dragged into, you know, a leo quagmire, you know. So,
so then in college goes, so Erica, did you want to leave as in leave Tom for a long time?
I mean, I don't, I don't ask that because of, you know, I asked that because the cheating and she's,
well, the cheating is something that I truly discovered and not that I left Yolanda's condo.
She was talking about David and she said something like,
boys will always protect boys, which by the way is such a Yolanda thing to say.
Boys will always protect boys which by the way is such a Yolanda thing to say boys we always protect boys and that night when I got home Tom was asleep and the phone was there and I picked up
that Samsung razor phone and I said I'm gonna look and in there was everything except
for anything and cramming about the lawsuit that I'm out of known about but about the FA. Yes, everything
Yeah, I'm really like
I am this close to dropping my head and doing the head chocolate thing where I go
But I'm not there yet. I'm not there yet
It doesn't follow. Well, well, well, well, well.
I like that Erica is intrepid enough to, to, to, to, to, to,
to sus out this affair, but not quite trepid enough to find out where the money is coming
from for her LLC.
Yeah.
So she's like, well, it's been real mental for a long time.
It's been so hard, Lines.
It's been so hard. And Karles, like, I would have strangled him to sleep. And Erica goes, well, it's been real mental for a long time. It's been so hard, Lini. It's been so hard.
And Krauss, like, I would have strangled him to sleep.
And Eric, it goes, well, what could
what that have done if I didn't have all the facts?
So you mean the money?
I know exactly.
I just like that Eric is like, well, I didn't know something.
So therefore, I dropped it.
Like, that's the story here.
Oh, I tried to find out about the LC, but I couldn't. Oh, I tried to find out about the LLC,
but I couldn't find out.
I tried to find out about the fair,
but I couldn't find out.
She's like all of a sudden so helpless,
so helpless in all these stories that she tells.
Right, but she just found everything in the phone,
but she didn't have all the facts.
I don't know, I was confusing.
So Eric is like,
well, I wanted to make sure what I was thinking was what I thought I
was seeing.
Okay.
So then she says, you know, but I had a thought of leaving.
But how?
Well, and she says, I'm so dependent on my husband at this point.
And I have to say, what if he cuts those course?
What about going to ask you for money that will help it leave my husband?
Yes.
For Christ's sake say get a job
Wait, what the hell's wrong with you?
Get a fucking job.
Drive Uber.
Drive Uber.
Okay, postmates.
You could literally have a singing career.
You could also like you are on Bravo television.
You could you'll find a way you would find a way she's acting like she's hooked up to multiple
Machines and he's the only person coming into change or bad band. You'll find a way you would find a way she's acting like she's hooked up to multiple machines
And he's the only person coming into change or bad band. Give me a fucking no
So that a Kyle actually starts to sniff it out just like but don't you have a pre-nup?
I feel bad. I feel bad Narra does like no no pre-nup just cuz so then how come you couldn't
like no, no pre-en up, just because so then how come you couldn't have laughed? I think it's, well, he'd find a way out of it.
I'm like, that logic does not, like, oh, he would find a way out of it.
So I'm not even going to try to leave that.
Something, that does not, that does not, you want, you stayed for the money,
you stayed for the money, you literally stayed for the money.
Right.
And if you were worried that Tom's just so powerful that he was going to find a way
to hide all those assets and get them away from you, I mean you get your account that he doesn't have a part of and you move a bunch of money into an account.
I mean, I know this bitch has watched lifetime.
If comes homes could get away from Tom Cruise.
Erica, Gerardi can get away from Tom Gerardi.
I'm sorry for real Like little crowd's like yeah, crowd's like so how come you couldn't have and she's like you try and find a way out of it
And she's and Erica tells us I made plans of being financially successful
I
Found a way to leave I did have a pre-dub I didn't get one down from him
So I said I'm gonna work so I've got a fucking work and one day
I'll be able to stand up on two feet
And that's what I did that's what this is
This is me standing on my feet
Yeah, she's trying to sort of like rebrand her
Pop career as actually an escape plan
Um, I don't know and then when she says when she did say I don't have a pre-knockup
He was paying for it because I don't have a pre-knockup and I still don't have and then when she says when she did say I don't have a prenatal. He was paying for Yeah, because I don't have a prenat and I still don't have on mother fucking dime for him
I'm like hmm see that's like sort of tone deaf because you're sitting here complaining
You don't have a dime from Tom when there are orphans and widows who are have a legitimate claim on that money
I mean she has a legitimate claim because he she's the wife the X was soon to be X wife
I mean, she has a legitimate claim because she's the wife, soon to be ex-wife.
But it's sort of like what Garcell said,
why you should be more upset about these victims.
That's not the narrative that Erica's pushing forward.
Right, so Erica's saying how this is all her,
the Tom hasn't had any of this for her.
This is her standing on her own two feet.
And Rin is like, yeah,
and you couldn't have done this six years ago.
She goes, no, I could not have.
He with a driven million of fucking ground.
And Kyle says, well, I don't care how many cars you have
or how big your house is.
I forgot what I was talking about
because I have a really big house.
I really love my car.
She's like, definitely more champagne.
I don't care how many cars you have
or how big your house is.
That's a lonely life, which is why I come out on top at the end.
Okay, that's really just, I just want to make it everyone realize I win.
I win over Erica. She has more cars, but she's low on there.
So, oh my goodness.
So then we go to a Doreet's house where she's yammering about her Jean-Paul Coatier dress.
Yes, I love this dress, it's Jean-Paul Coatier, it's very stylish, but how did you get it on?
You know, but my deed, I did get it on, here it is on me.
You know, I feel it, I feel like, goes. I feel like I'm doing justice to this outfit.
Do you know?
I love to read asking how she puts on the dress
when she's already wearing it.
How do you put this thing on?
Like, it's what happened.
Am I wearing any makeup?
Am I currently wearing any makeup?
How do you grow hair?
So then, I know we have Kyle,
who's in the mirror doing her own glam struggling,
and she calls Sutton, and she's like,
I'm literally looking at myself
and looking at what I have to work with today.
And it's not good.
I think I'm just gonna say Candyman three times
to see if I can just get into that franchise at this point.
And I like that it's like a smooth Kyle disc
of having Sutton's name spelled wrong on her phone.
So Sutton, name spelled wrong on her phone. So Sutton
STRA KKE I like the cows like what sorry
How do you spell that candy? What are you?
It's not because I'm wearing a jumpsuit and I literally don't care
I'm channeling Catherine hipburn today
King cows like I'm channeling up beat up Jolopy.
So, great.
So then we get a crystal sauce.
And there's roses and everybody has their name at their place.
And stuff, it looks really pretty.
There's lips, you know.
Very Vanderpumpian.
It's very, it is.
There's pink flowers everywhere.
The Rina lips, you know, they're basically like from Gatsuks. Or what, no. What's that store? Spencer Gifts, you know, they're basically like from Gatsooks or what, no.
What's that store?
Spencer Gifts, you know, they're like, here's a phone in the 80s, shape like lips.
Yeah, so then Rina comes here.
This is so beautiful.
I'm dying.
I just wish Harry Styles could be here.
I couldn't have launched Rina Beauty in a more difficult time when everyone's wearing
masks. I like that I'm in Beverly Hills where no one wears
masks, but I'm a hustler. And when you're a hustler, you just do what you said
you're gonna do. Oh no! There's a bug in my lip. It's a hustler bug. It said I
want to go into rent-a-bend a-d-d-d. That is so gross. Oh, so we see clips of her doing access Hollywood and her duster line on the home shopping network
or whatever. And she's like, I'm like a cockroach. So the producer is like, yeah, wow,
even the bug likes your lip gloss, really? And then we see them ordering drinks. She's
going to order the dance and queen. And crystals going to get a Pucker Up bitch.
Yeah.
I think I'll just sing the Crystal Order
that Cracking Up, because Crystal's so kind of prim.
She's like, I'll have a Pucker Up bitch please.
Thanks.
Which is something that Scar said to Mustafa's wife
after he won't know that situation.
It was cut.
I mean, it was cut from the film.
I know because my husband directed it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then, uh,
Garth Sal arrives and says,
Kathy Elden, hello.
And Rina says that she couldn't sleep last night
because she was so excited.
And then Kyle shows up because,
go,
go,
go,
go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, Gorgeous. This turns into shit. Gorgeous.
So what's funny about this is Kyle starts asking everyone
how their holiday was and everything.
And I'm only saying this is notable
because later on there's a full-on scene in Cathy's house
with the Christmas decoration, like it's a Christmas scene.
That's like, okay.
Yeah, not even bottled continuity.
Yeah, they're like, I will do that one day, just save it.
Yeah.
So Kyle had her husband's and kids over for the holidays
and Farah and her new guy was there.
Don't like her boyfriend, can tell you this right now.
Cause he talks like this with his eyes really wide
and his forehead wrinkled, because that's what dumb people do
when they're trying to seem really smart to talk to you like that or really
I shouldn't call him dumb like really condescending you know it's like here's what I like
Yeah, when we have children together and I was like whoa whoa whoa
Connartus. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say. Yeah
How about you just wait until you ask permission from one of the top real estate people in this country.
Sir, sir.
Okay.
Sir, sir.
So, but they love Kyle Loves, Farah's boyfriend.
And so now to reach shows up and Erica shows,
everyone shows up.
Oh, run a beauty.
Wow.
And Erica's like, I'm gonna order the no apologies.
And do you have to have a fuck those widows Erica's like I'm gonna order the no apologies and
Do you have to have a fuck those widows and orphans cocktail by the chance?
I'm like a side of stick up a rass southern bitch if you've got it. That'll be ready
It happened to have a glass of so what happened was time was trying to drive home He drove off the side of a career and then I then I had to go to town him and then asked me wait for him on his head.
And then I found him 12 hours later
and he was dead in alive at the same time.
No.
All right, well, I'll just stick with the no apologies.
And Kathy goes, ooh, and Garcelle hears her
and she tells us how ironic that she chooses
the no apologies, coincidence.
I just wanted that little meme that goes,
that's the joke.
I know.
It's like pointing out going, that's the joke.
I was like, thanks for spelling that out for us, Carsel.
And she even goes, I think not.
I was like, oh, you didn't even do a play on that.
So then son, so then son comes in with her jumpsuit.
She's like, excuse me girls.
Hello there, jumpsuit, come and do an I don't care that I'm wearing a jumpsuit, ladies.
And here we go.
Mike, you're good. Why is one shoulder up so high?
I'm sorry, people don't know why we're laughing,
thanks doing a set and lock, it's so funny. Okay, so this is the gaslighting that
this cast always does to one girl in the group.
So, Erica's like, well, I'm not paying any mind to that bitch, especially after I heard she
doesn't want to be around me because of an old rep, she said it to your face. Stop trying to make
this storyline that she's doing all this stuff behind your back and now that's going to be the
storyline and then everyone watching it is gonna believe it.
Because that's how we are.
We have dumb housewives brains.
Yep, exactly.
And so, son, tell us.
Second of all, I'm sorry, but second of all,
wearing three crosses around your neck
does not make you a martyr among thieves at Calvary.
Okay, so cut the crap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you sell each other.
Crosses. Crosses. I was like, wait waiting for the rest of the set. I was like,
please say it, please say the word crosses. So then I was like, what is he waiting for? And then I
realized I never really touched a sentence. Yeah, I was like, can I go now? So then sudden goes,
sounds like, well, maybe I overreacted a bit. I mean sure I bought a
Klee Glide and put in a little batting in and made a bat signal in the sky. I guess I overreacted a little bit
but still I don't like it and still I have questions and but I can go to a lipstick
party for God's sake I can go to a lipstick. Wait hold on a second. Missy Copeland's on the phone. What was that?
Oh, I'm sorry. Can I go to this lipstick party with his felon? Sorry!
Alright, maybe I overreacted a little bit, but it was nice to have much with Sam Waterstein.
It had been a while, you know, and here I am. It lipstick party now.
So, something like, um, yeah, lawn order.
Oh, yes, sorry.
Oh, so, sorry, there's some old lawn order.
Okay, they cannot be Olivia Benton's
So then son get some she gets some champagne and she asked for vodka in it and
And Kyle's like vodka and she goes well the other not like apparently the night sudden also got tequila in her champagne and Kyle's like
You are an animal
Well, it's called tequila sl slamma and this is called a
slutty buddy butthole, but that's massage the point. And I swear she said slutty because then the
producers like slutty buddy butthole. No, no, no, Suddy buddy butthole. Listen, my reputation hangs
on this drink. So please get it right. I want to be accepted in society, which is why I'm drinking a study buddy but hole.
Okay.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it.
That's why we're gonna make it. That's why we're gonna make it. That's why we're gonna make it. That Renna put her name on Lisa. We launched a beauty product in a pandemic.
And you know what? We killed it. Thanks for showing up for the party. Okay.
But I do everything. All the men are like, who is this person?
Why is it you? I never speaking.
I know. I know. But actually, I'm making fun of Renna. But you actually have
to kind of give her credit
because Rinna's one of the only people
who brings on the people behind the scenes
that actually make the product.
Usually people are like, I did this all myself.
And Lisa Rinna's like,
Hey, would you like to eat a little bit
of tuna tartar and say hello?
Okay, thanks.
I'd be great to call.
That's true.
It's true.
So now they're all um they're like serving themselves
There's like a this little buffet going on and Kyle's loading up her plate again as you watch
Like why am I the only one loading up my plate guys
And happy did too. Yeah, you got a you know, there's something good about that family. They they're drunk and they eat
They really do
Um, so now Kyle starts asking Garsell about the real and how it's going. She's like,
oh, well, it's great. I just have to go downstairs to my room to film it. It's pretty short commute.
And you have to start going back to Burbank once, you know, once they're filming in person again.
And, uh, to, to reach like, yes, yes. Thank you, guys. This is, you know, but Chris,
thank you. This is, oh, no, she goes, you, Gossel. This is so yummy and so beautiful,
but she's talking to him.
So, it's the second time that Gossel
has been confused for someone who looks,
no one, nothing like her.
Yeah, like that, Chris, I mean, Chris,
so that's what I meant.
And she goes, you know, it's because Gossel,
I've been thinking of you.
Now, there are things that have been bothering me quite audously, quite audously, being
bullied, very, very bothered.
Well, let's talk about it, I'm already bored, so I can't get any worse, am I right?
Well, I'd like to, because I feel like the last couple of months. You've been making jabs at me.
A lot of little jabs.
You've been making jabs at me.
Why are you splashing invisible water at my face?
The jabs!
Stop making jabs about me saying you're making jabs.
Have I?
That's Garsell's way of saying no I haven't.
So to reach like, well, I don't really know why you're doing it, but I'm definitely noticing it,
sort of like, p.k. eating through the pringles that I keep buying him over and over again.
And it doesn't sit well with me, Garcell, and I want to know what's going on.
It's like a bully! It's like a bully!
Japping bully!
And then they cut to Kyle and Kyle's like a boolee, jabbing boolee. And then they cut to Kyle and she's like
she's like she's like
she's like
it's like her audition for mine school
so yeah so yeah
faces
yeah so there's a really long pause because
Garsell's just looking at her like really bitch
so she doesn't say anything at
first and then that's when Doreet's like, it's like a bully! A bully that's what
it's like and Kyle's like, more! And so Garsell goes, um, well what kind of
jobs? Why don't you tell me? Because maybe I forgot. And she goes, well the first one
was when you said, she talks a lot! And that was fun because I was thought, geez!
I mean, give it that morning I had been out the garden
thinking who does this?
The REMS is great with themselves.
I'd actually have someone come to do it.
Could you please just get to the point?
Yes, I thought I'm talking about Jabba.
I noticed, by the way, in this scene,
that Dorita's G alloc.
She was like, I thought, G, that wasn't very nice.
Maybe she's trying to be funny.
And then we were at the dumpling party
and there was a situation between Crystal and Sutton.
And I was like, G, it's Mara Vatone.
And it's more like obnoxious.
And then I was playing on a piano.
I said, what, notice this?
And I thought, G, it's a G, the note was G.
Hehehe. And she says, yes, well, at that, you know, between that crystal and certain situation,
you know, there was a tone there.
It's more of a really obnoxious rude tune.
I mean, as if you would ever stick up for something.
Something like that, and Grasso goes, oh, yeah, I remember that.
Just, oh, you remember that just oh you do
Okay, well then we've read well coil had a beautiful function and
That's not what you said the other night is the clip they play and Garso's like
Well, I'm not wrong about that but go ahead and keep yelling at me about all the fights
that Carl started.
Go ahead, keep on doing that.
No, that was just a jab in defense of my jab.
So the head.
And Carl sells like, yeah, she's like, I'm not wrong about that.
Well, it's surprising.
It takes me off guard.
I think, gee, it's like a bully. And Carl's huge face.
And Garcels says, oh stop, just stop it right now.
I'm not bullying you.
I don't bully anyone so you can stop right now.
And she tells us a bully picks a fight.
I was reacting to what she was doing.
I mean, that's such a loaded word.
You can't just throw that around, which agreed so far.
So to read, it's like, listen to me. That's
the way it very much feels. Do you have a problem with me? Do you? Do you have a problem
with me? Because right now you're of a genre that pecacy has been sitting down trying
to have drinks. Because that's the last time I've seen to read this determined to be pissed off without something
was when she saw Erica's regime.
Oh, are you forgetting Rose Glascade with Teddy Melon Camp?
Really Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
So Garsell's like, Garsell's like, well, I don't have a problem with you, but I feel like
whenever we all are having a discussion, you time to hijack the moment, G!
Just like that.
And just go on and on and on and I'll give others the chance to have their say.
So if I've done that and I know I have, because the things you say, I do remember, it's just
so if it isn't if you've done it, it's when you've done it, you mean?
And Garsell just looks at her like, die.
Yeah, because Garsell just said that.
Like it's another thing where they're pretending
to have this big gotcha moment with her
when she just said she does do those things.
Yeah, she's actually trying to be accountable.
She's saying, she basically says,
so if I've done that, which is really like,
you know, she's like, well,
and I do remember doing it.
Yeah, so like, it's actually, there's a,
she's, she's fessing up.
She's, she's taking account ability and she's like, oh, what like it's actually there's a she's she's she's messing up. She's she's she's taking account
Ability and she's like when when
So she just stays calm and kind of licks her lips and stairs at Doreen Kyle still going oh
And so Doreen
Doreen goes right and Garcell laughs and she says,
Oh, okay, yeah, okay.
Well, if I've done that well, you know, if I've done that well,
I remember it, just say that, just say that,
and she's like, no one has a chance to speak,
that's how I feel.
Well, then speak about how you feel then.
Then why don't you just say that if that's how you feel?
Because...
She did just say that, you fucking twit.
She'd literally just said it.
How stupid are you to read?
So you just know this is not an end well for Doree, but she keeps pushing.
She just...
Um, would you consider us friends?
Yes.
A friend wouldn't say that.
Because...
Well, we started off that way and I feel like I don't know where I sit with this group because I feel like in a way
I feel like an outsider a little bit and so we say why
She goes why why like Smotty and grisogas. Well, I don't know. I'm just saying how I feel and we're gonna go
Well, we had a great relationship before
She's all confused now.
Yeah, we talked about that.
We used to have a great relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What could have possibly happened?
So then Doreet says,
well, a really easy way to feel like you're part of a group,
is to be honest, and if you have a problem, say it.
Which is funny because I guess Doreet doesn't want to be part of the group
based on how she asked questions to Erica at Kyle's house.
Right, or how you were just a crystal's house bitching about Garcell behind her back.
Garcell just said everything to your face, and all of these examples you brought up was
Garcell saying something to your face.
There's not one scene of Garcell talking shit behind your back.
Not one. Everything is to your face. Stupid Doreet. So Garcell. Sit to my face. There's not one scene of Garsell talking shit behind your back. Not one. Everything
is to your face. Stupid to read. So Garsell. See it to my face. You talk too much. Oh really?
See it to my face. Don't forget this the same woman in this
talk to my ass. How do you put on this dress when she's already wearing it? So Garsell,
how do you drive a car? I'm like, you are already driving it so I have one question for you
Am I sitting in a chair right now?
You are
I have a question could someone show me what a lawn looks like
We're on one right now say that to my face
On one right now say that to my face
Say it to me face
So Garsell's like listen, I don't have a problem with you overall I have a problem when you won't let anyone else speak and I believe I'm not the only one at this table that has a problem with you
I'll coil said that to me Lisa said that to me. I said G
Why doesn't Garsell say that to me by the the way, did you know your name starts with a G?
And Garsell's like, I did say it.
No, you didn't. You've never said it.
And Kathy goes, I mean, it's not like you haven't heard it before.
And so Akago's and it's not that like, you know,
it's not that you love it when we say it.
Okay, I just want to remind everyone that you freaked out when I said that to you
So Kyle you know Kyle's like, you know, I think that you know
Garsell has a point right like you ask her you asked to read what time it is and she'll tell you how to build a clock
Which I love the idea of to read giving instructions on how to build a
Cow gave her a lot of credit with that example for that hypothetical.
Well, first you got to get a piece of stone, and then you get a battery, and you throw the battery into a well,
and you say, please battery, come out as a hand, and sometimes it comes out as a hand,
but sometimes it's a baby hand and not a clock hand, so you have to make another wish.
You know, here's what I do.
If the sun comes up, I look at the bed sheet,
and if a little hedgehog face comes out,
I know it's time for PK's breakfast!
What I do is I take a magic bullet, okay?
And I put in...
I put in a bunch of Cheerios and pudding,
and I wear it up, and I go,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 one and at least I know I have five
seconds and then I just based the rest of time on that. So Grestel's like well what do you think
those jobs were that you were calling jobs because that was me telling you you're saying that I
need to tell you but I was telling you over and over again I told you straight to your face
and Karol's like well I think what Doreet saying is that that's a passive aggressive way,
instead of just saying people, let people have their word.
And Carl's like, oh fuck you, whatever.
Like whatever with that.
Like I said it, but I didn't say it in the way
that you like me to say it.
Okay.
Yeah, and then Carl's like,
fucking Kyle.
Carl's the one who started all of this with her,
Doreet, you talked too much thing.
That's what Garsell was joking about in the first place.
Yeah, typical.
And Kyle's like, like, hey, no, I got into it with Doreet also.
I did, and Erica goes, yes, we got into it many times.
Let me see a flashback of Erica saying,
you said dumb shit.
I say it, I'm bored and shit, whatever it is.
So then, Erica's like, you know,
talking about Doreet being a talker like, you know, talking about to reap being a talker and you know, and you know the reat talks
Sometimes I zone out I think about that is my door is that what's going on with my door? Did I like my door?
Is the dog okay? What's my schedule? What do I have to clean? Will I be able to get all my all my steps in in this tiny
Tana house, you know things like that and the reats like, well, it's not just me, you do it to a lot of people.
It's just, oh, so now you're gonna speak for everybody.
It's just what I'm making an observation from last year, and I'm making an observation
from this year.
So now that I'm on the receiving end, I think that first, Giles, you had a problem with
Kyle, and then I see what she did in poem springs and
Garsell's like oh fuck you with that fuck you I then to retell us like I said
did Ericka is exactly what she's been doing to me the past few months G G okay
so for everybody who forgot this this is's, you know what she's talking about,
but this is supposedly all stuff that Erica was screaming at the producers about, according
to Rinna's Instagram.
So the fact that Doree is trying to bring this on camera and make it Garcels fault again
when they all know that this wasn't Garcels fault is super shitty of Doree.
So Doree, it's like she perks and perks and perks
and makes someone uncomfortable.
And then when she's confronted, she throws up her hands.
She knows what she's doing.
As if not all of them do that.
Like literally all of them do that.
And I mean, Kyle is the queen of it going,
I feel bad.
I feel bad.
When a moment that Kyle gets confronted,
she goes, I just, I feel bad. I feel bad. So Garsell, gets confronted because I just I feel bad. I feel bad
So Garsell also to read so the reads whole problem is Garsell not saying stuff to her face
But Garsell has been saying stuff to Dorit's face and Dorit has a problem with that and instead of saying in the moment
Why did you say that Garsell it hurts me to read goes around and talks behind Garsell's back to everybody until she brings it up later and starts a big like
She's doing everything that she's accusing Garcell of doing.
Yeah. I mean, hello, Dora, you've got the fancy fish in Garcell's fish tank.
She likes you, but I actually, I mean, I do, there's, there is actually a shred of truth
in it because Garcell, like we said before, it's clearly Garcell doesn't like any of these
women. And so she isn't being totally upfront about how she dislikes them all, but, um,
but yeah, by and large, these are right to
to reach face. So yeah, but they're to her face. If they said you're making shitty little
comments at me and I don't like it, it hurts my feelings. That's one thing. But saying
like, you do this and you do that and you don't say it to my face. What's your problem?
She's saying everything to your face. So Garcella is just pissed now because they're trying
to like, you know, make Garce like the the boogie man about Erica again
And so she's like fuck you with that. You know exactly what happened with that
I don't know. Yes, you do fuck you for bring that up. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool
Just getting not even you whoever you are. You're not cool. All right. Hey, we're gonna bring back your friend
Okay, hey random lady fuck you to all right. I'm out. Bye
I'm to read
it's like is that the easy way you go and all you want to talk about that and Kyle's like
so Garth says like Kyle's like like Kyle why are you in an invisible box right now
she's going down the escalator but but the escalator. You've got to let her stop. Feel bad. My escalator stopped. Kyle, you control the escalator.
I don't. So, Garcell. So Garcell's like, look, I want to talk it out if you're going to be fair
about it, but not if you're going to be like, oh, Palm Springs. And Garcell tells us,
Erica's not mad about this. She knows what happened in Palm Springs, and she's fine.
And then we see the clip of Garsell crying to Erica saying,
I would never hurt you on purpose, and then I can get out.
So then, Rinna's like, Garsell, sit.
And what was so funny is that I actually wrote this down.
I didn't realize it was going to be brought back up
in the episode.
I was like, does anyone know that Kathy's just doing her makeup?
Because you just sitting there just like, I was like,
I love they're having a fight and Kathy's doing her makeup. And I was like sitting there just like, I was like, I love they're having a fight
and Kathy's doing her makeup.
And I was like, I'm also proud of myself
for noticing that,
but it actually then gets totally highlighted.
So Crystal understands why Garsell is upset.
And, you know, and she's like,
Crystal says, well, you know, you weren't there
when Erica said those words and sudden clarify,
John didn't go, yes, quote unquote, don't mention it.
Like, son's trying to say what Crystal's saying that that
Erica said to the group.
Don't mention to the group.
That's what Crystal's meaning.
And so Erica turns a sudden and goes, I did not say don't
mention to the group.
That's not what I said.
You be quiet, Miss small town.
I'm so concerned about my mother for a reputation.
You shut up.
Go ahead, Crystal.
Go ahead. Go ahead
Go ahead. He's on psych
It's certain kind of laughs like well, what if a poor person and
Eric is like you could laugh all you want girl. I'll go all day with you
Something's like okay. She's I'll go go get another motherfucking legal opinion. Have a so whack. Yeah, I'm currently I say whack
And Crystal's like, well, um, I thought when you brought it up at that moment, you have delicious America
This is always Erica's thing. She never knows the right time to go off
She just goes off at the most random times you never see it coming. It's like you don't know
What where did that come from? Okay. So yeah, crystal psych look, you brought it up at the end of the walk and it was a private moment. Yeah, it was a private moment with a microphone
that a TV crew walking that behind us. And becauseoree, because he's end crystal.
You rave it and jefert it didn't you? And listen, Gassel, I believe you're a very smart girl.
She's no, no, you're not pinning that on me and I'm not going to let you pin that on me.
You can say what you want about us, but you are not there.
So let's work with you and I in the jabs if that's what you want to do.
Yeah, she goes, well, we can have a conversation.
I just, I certainly don't want to be accused
of belaboring a point.
And Garsell goes, really?
Really?
I certainly don't want jabs then, don't months later,
it's because I belabored a point.
This is a new thing about belaboring a point.
And Garsell goes, case in point.
I mean, to read psych.
I don't understand.
All right, so when Garcell said, if you want to talk about us, let's work with you and
I and the jabs and to read said, well, we can end this conversation then.
It's like, oh, okay.
So you just called her a whisper, not doing it to your face and then walking away from
the conversation.
But when they couldn't sway this conversation away, you said, well, end the conversation
and then not say anything to her.
So I tell you, the way they fight on this show,
fresh dreams from so bad, I get so mad.
So they call Kyle, the queen of indirect confrontation goes,
well, I think that at the end of the day, the lesson is,
even if it doesn't come out right, say it directly,
it just seems like, you know, I know it that seems like I'm trying to fix it and I guess I sort of am.
I mean, when you spent so much the past year on set for a film that you're in with Michael
Myers and had to get bangs and a nose job because of Michael Myers, you just sort of learned
to be more direct about life.
I'm right, Michael Myers.
I'm a little house in the prairie.
I was in it.
Also, this is another, you know, Kyle, you have to fix it
because you broke it, you buy it.
This is another situation of Kyle starting some shit
that she doesn't look, is anybody giving Kyle shit?
Kyle was also at that party saying,
Erica, you know, I'm scared too.
I don't want my reputation fucked up because of this
Erica shit.
Kyle was also saying that stuff, but notice how she's turned it
so that it's only about Doreet.
Yeah, now, you know, Kyle gets away with everything and at this point, I gotta say
Nice work. I'm kind of like I finally have come around to the entertainment value of that like there's something like hilarious about that
Yeah, I've got to say I've kind of really like when Kyle does this bullshit a
Yeah, I've got to say, I've kind of really like when Kyle does this bullshit and
Last year remember how angry we'd get over it and now I'm kind of like
Yeah, every year, but it's like so obviously her and why does anyone what is nobody? Yeah, like Kyle. It's crazy. So Kyle's like yeah, you know, I have to fix it and Garth said goes
No, you don't listen Listen, I hear you.
And from now on, I'll say it to your face.
Yeah, because it feels really shitty.
Well, I heard you.
And from now on, it'll be different.
And now I'm gonna stare at you
from behind my sunglasses with my lips first.
So I hope you're enjoying that.
I know.
And you're gonna say, thank you.
Garth's like, oh, you're welcome.
And they just sort of say,
I'm just so happy that we're really talking about it.
I'm just very awkward.
It's like the definition of totally not resolved.
And I love that in this conversation
about being upfront and honest with your feelings,
they're having about as fake of a resolution as possible.
Of course
So then we go toward I feel like I have a booger do I I don't see one
Guys I trim my nose hairs and I think one of my nose hairs is poking into the side of my nose
And it feels like a booger and this is on the video so I had to check it
But I don't see it. I hate what that happens
I will say if you want to like close your side of the window and check it for yourself without being on camera
You know like with my finger. What am I a monster? No, I'm not gonna do that. I know I thought me
I was thinking tissue, but you know, I'll know that's what God didn't get thought
Fingers out of tissue for a reason okay? Okay, so then we go over to Kathy's house
And she's like Paula do we have those chicken solids ready?
Just a scoop and no Mayo cuz Kyle likes to watch her beautiful figure And then we go over to Kathy's house and she's like, Paula, do we have those chicken salads ready?
Just a scoop and no mayo,
because Kyle likes to watch her beautiful figure.
Chicken salad is a real through line for these sisters.
So Kyle arrives.
It doesn't matter how rich you get.
At the end of the day, you still have
in some old chopped up chicken mixed with mayonnaise
and some ritz crackers.
Ritz crackers and some very sad green peppers,
lices.
It's like so retro.
So Kyla arrives and it's a full on Christmas scene.
And I think they tried to make it seem like it's in the future.
I don't know.
Kyla's like, well, you said she's saving it.
Yeah, she's saving it because Paris hasn't been back yet Paris didn't spend Christmas
So they're saving Christmas till later so Paris can join them. Yeah, I don't know so
Kathy's like, oh, let me show you since I'm having a girl's over
I thought I'd show you pink and red and white and purple roses and flowers and everything like that and you know
It takes me four days to put you together a party. I mean this is just a Kyle
Kyle please stop salivating at my candlesticks. Kyle you're you're you're getting your saliva on the
table scape because like where did you get those? She's like a rock.
Baccarol.
So Kathy talks about how Doreet likes to put all of her effort into her clothes and Kathy puts them into tables
So they sit in the table and they're served these weirdo salads on TV trace
It is so like it's like a time warp something happened
First of all, so did you know skills you she was wearing like some 1990s?
I don't know
Maybe they're very in but they look crazy to me. There's big black boot things
But anyway, yeah, it's this very rich. They go this room that looks like it's from 30 years, 40 or 50 years ago,
little TV trays, this chicken salad, chicken salad scoops with
Ritz crackers and these very sad cruditees. It was like, what is happening
here?
Yeah. And so Kawa says that their mom used to serve them like that on little
TV trays. And it's hilarious that Kathy still does it.
And so they start talking about the party and Kathy's like,
well, I was just so surprised when you got so upset.
You know, when you were saying, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
And Klaus was like, no, no, that was Garsell.
Oh, sorry, Kyle.
Sorry, Kyle.
No, because she still thinks Kyle is Garsell.
No, Kyle's like, Kyle says that she was surprised that car
Salt got so upset and kept saying fuck you fuck you and I'm just kidding. Kathy goes who said that?
Like wait, that was that was being said. She just completely missed it was an entire fight because she's putting on
that. Well, my little girl dry. So apparently there was also a lip reader that was there that was edited out and we see a clip of this lip reader who was looking at their lips and then like giving the future
for them and she's like, Kathy, you have these crinkles right up there.
That means a lot of responsibility and Kyle, your kiss is wide open.
There's still so much healing to do and I'm gonna tell your mom to get out of this conversation.
I can feel that your mom is in this conversation.
She's saying Kyle do not betray me.
And then it turns out that she literally just Googled
all of them before she got there.
She said, she Googled them and American woman came up,
which I'm sure, Kyle.
Also, this lady really has a death wish.
Who would go to Kathy Hilton?
I mean, you can say that Kathy Hilton's not insecure
all you want, but she's got like a brand new face
for the season, right?
Like who would go up to someone
who's just obviously put a hundred grand
at least into their face and go,
see these little wrinkles right here?
You've got a lot of responsibility.
I'll tell you what, you're little lip reading business
in that strip mall is about to be burned down, Beot.
She better watch, better watch your step.
Your lip reading world is over.
So, uh, Kathy's like, well, let me say this.
We've been under scrutiny and people say this and that for so many years and what,
then what happens is this, it's only drawing attention.
So Kyle talks about how she had a lot of setbacks with Kathy when Maricio,
when she marisa started the agency and That was the first time that Kathy and I ever had an agency had an issue.
And basically Kathy thought that American woman was going to disrespect big Kathy and the
sisters and everything.
Right.
So she was like, you know, I just wanted a conversation about it.
Kyle, they told you they didn't want you making a TV show about their life and you made a TV
show about their life.
Your husband was brought up in Rick's company and then just left with all the clients,
you know, left with this client or whatever, which I guess we could debate about how that's
not really that big of a deal
all these years later, but to pretend like she doesn't know.
And then Kyle goes and tries to sell a show
based on a real estate agency being taken out
from the brother-in-law.
Right.
Like, isn't that the plotter for a new show?
I mean, Kyle's so fucking shady.
So Kathy's like, okay, well, you know, listen,
there's been so many things out there.
And look, there's no way that people would have been
interested in a story about Angelina Jolie and her mom or
Greta Garbo and her mother or you know, Al from the television show who was Al's mother? What did she do for a living?
Where's that story Kyle?
I'm like
What? Where's that story Kyle? I'm like, what? That's like, excuse me one second.
Hey, hey Larry, cancel the Greta Garbos story, cancel,
the Angelina's a Julie Page cancel the Alph pitch.
Okay, they're all off the table, no one wants them.
Right, so nobody knows what she's really talking about,
but, what does that mean?
She goes, well, you know, it just really put mama
such a bad light.
She goes, who put mom in a bad light?
Me?
She goes, no, just jealous people and comments from jealous people and you're the jealous
people, Kyle.
It's you.
And Kyle's like, look, if anyone saw American woman, it was literally a love letter to mom,
even though it wasn't about mom at all.
In fact, it was inspired by mom, but it was a love letter to her, but it wasn't about
her at all, okay?
And I've said that to her. I was blue in the face.
Okay.
So, Kyle's like very scared because she's afraid this is going to spark a whole other issue
with him.
And Kathy says, well, if it's such a love letter to mom, why wouldn't you have talked about
it to Kim?
She's like, I did talk to Kim.
Okay.
You and I weren't speaking at that time.
She's like, okay.
And she's like, well, I just know I wouldn't have talked about it talking to you, Kyle. Right. What's, you know, team Kathy, of course. And she
tells us, I had a lawyer write a letter and say, you are not about to use me or my family
in this. I would do that to my own children. And that's that. And so Kyle, by the way, is
like, I'm Kathy, but Kathy, God, Kathy.
And she's wearing a little tiara on her head.
The Kathy had a separation.
No, the tiara's were party gifts.
She got everyone diamond tiaras.
So Kathy, Kyle is like, well, if it was a real story
about mom, I wouldn't have done it.
It was just, I liked the idea of the 70s
and a single mom with three daughters,
one of whom's super successful on TV,
but sort of a massing other one is the one who's the real star. That's all I wanted to do, you know?
Well, there were a couple of things in that there were off-color to me, so what was off-color?
Well, you know that she was floating in a pool with a champagne bottle and dollar bills everywhere.
That was Erica's video.
You know, she was on a bed throwing dollars up in the air,
talking about patting her purse.
Then she was like pretending to do like a whole hoop thing
and then dancing.
I was like, that's the opening crash for Big Brother.
Yeah, I just, you know, then how I got the shoes up
and we were all running to get the medics and get,
you know, like,
get someone into the infirmary.
That's mash.
A little furry guy who's real fun, except that he eats everyone's cat.
Mom, why are you stuck on Alph still?
It's going mom with you and Alph.
And then mom shows up in Pittsburgh and is just like trying to help this family, but she's
all, you know, British and they're not British.
That's Mr. Belvedere.
That's not even close to it.
So basically, Kathy is saying that she had people calling her saying,
oh my god, we just saw Kyle show.
And apparently your mom's just like in a pool of drunk,
chain smoking, doing heroin, getting her poo tang eaten by a,
you know, an agent, Palm eaten by a, you know, an Asian palm springs or whatever
she's hearing.
And I love that pic-cathy never even watched it.
Yeah.
I love it.
It still looks like she hasn't even seen it.
Like, this is horrifying that people think that mom actually got into a pool.
We all know that she did her chain smoking at the polo lounge trying to get ass out on
a date.
So, um, she basically is like, listen, if it's in the
show, then people think that's your family and it's just not acceptable. So I think it's
really funny, by the way, that in the same episode where Sutton is very concerned about her
reputation, because reputation is important to her. And they're like, how, like, you know,
oh my god, Sutton only cares about herself, but here's Kathy, basically making the argument
that like, if you mess with my reputation, that's totally not cool.
Yeah, but yeah, that's her story.
I mean, what the hell?
So Kathy is like, listen, and let me tell you something,
hamps to God, no crossing legs.
Which is how I really...
I don't know what man needs behind Kyle's knees.
Kim has never said one kind of thing about you
in all that time.
Kyle's like, yeah, right.
She says, I don't need to lie to you.
I don't need to.
She goes, I don't, I think maybe you're forgetting and not lying, you know.
She goes, because, look, sometimes I'm the outsider sister.
And then sometimes Kim is the outsider sister.
And she goes, well, that's one thing.
Kim does not like feeling like an outsider.
And Kyle's like, well, yeah, I mean, I know unlike that.
I mean, you think I liked it when Chris missed it.
When you guys all got together and I wasn't included,
that was very, very painful for me.
And then Kyle starts talking about how their mom
was the mediator.
And if my mom were still alive, we would still have arguments.
I mean, they would still be bad.
But think of all the last years of not spending time
together, my mom would have never tolerated that never never never
So then
She takes off the TR and she goes, you know, I'm not I'm just oh my god Kathy. I'm not even wearing an napkin
Why didn't you correct me and?
Kathy's like well, you know I've given I gave up
You're just a mess in that so then
Then we find out that they just got together with their husbands for the first time two months ago.
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
So this is very new that they're back in each other's lives, I guess.
And then we get Maurizio who's like,
oh, you know it was so good to like see Rick and see Kathy because you know like family,
like families, everything.
And you know, if you don't have family, then like where are you going to take a business from?
You know what I mean? Like if you didn't have a then like where you're gonna take a business from you know what I mean Like if you didn't have a family like to make your life more interesting
What would you have a TV show with Alicia Silverstone to even be in yeah?
So car like well, you know they both cry basically and cars like these crackers remind me of childhood and
cry basically and cause like these crackers remind me of childhood and
Kathy's like member when mom made us that soup and you know that was just some catch up and some water mixed in
Yeah, they did it all heard Kathy stories, okay. Yeah, and then the producer asked Kathy like what's one thing you regret in those 10 years when you and Kyle We're talking less and Kathy goes being together and then she starts to choke up and cry and it was so sad
Because we love big Kathy and you know if she
It's she seems sort of like
Emotions she's emotional, but their emotions seem to be in a different location and so to see her cry
It was just like really really sad and I felt bad I felt bad
really sad and I felt bad. I felt bad.
For her emotions seem to come out in different ways like the hiccups.
She's like, you know, we didn't see each other.
We didn't see each other for a while.
And it was super sad when I wasn't singing.
Kyle. Okay, Kathy, just stop crying. Okay. Let's talk about something else. Jesus Christ.
And then the light starts to flicker next to them and she's like you see that?
That's new lamp and a new light bulb. That must be mom. Oh my god. It's mom. Hi mom. Hi mom
You know just downstairs paulas with the light switch being like
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