Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River
Episode Date: June 10, 2021*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne... is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Okay, so let's get on to real housewives of Beverly Hills.
The ladies are still in town doing their thing.
And we open with a scene of Lisa Rimmah brushing her teeth,
which I have not been able to stop staring at ever since.
Okay, I even made a few days ago to our Instagram,
if you wanna see it.
Because it's just, it's a fascinating,
it's just facet, because our lips are so humongous.
It looks like she, I don't know, it's like huge lifts
and it's tiny.
I've just always wondered like how does she brush her teeth?
That's rough.
When you give yourself lips that huge, what do you do?
It's like she's trying to clean the inside
of a very tight lifeboat, basically.
And so I just made a gif I'd leave it up on my computer
and just stare at it and stare at it and stare at it.
It just reminds me of when Jeff Goldblum
and Will Smith flew a little spaceship
into the mothership of Independence Day.
And that's what it's like,
the lips are like the mothership.
And then the two brushes is the little thing that they
like,
da da da da da.
So here, I'm gonna show you your cold today.
I'm gonna show you right now
because we are.
Oh, there's a crap.
Oh, man.
Wow, look at that.
Her lips are extra glossy too.
Yeah, because she's got her Lisa Rinnin' Gloves.
Yeah, this is much more of a life.
It's like a life ring.
I see what you're saying.
And there's something in your mouth.
It's just trippy.
Like if you start looking at it,
you cannot stop watching it on a loop.
Yeah, it's very crazy. That's all I came away. That's all I came away with on this episode
was Lisa Renebreshing or Teeth. I mean, to me, that's like the most important scene that happens.
But what's also interesting is that it's like the previously and we climaxed last episode with
a sudden being like, I am going to bring Crystal her jacket
because that's what a good, Fran does.
Crystal,
culminating and it goes to be continued.
And then it's like, and then we're like,
ooh, what's gonna happen?
And then we just come back to
Rina brush her teeth in the morning.
I was like, wait, I wanted to see the rest of that scene.
Was there no reason?
And then it does become a huge drama,
but not until the very end, which is super weird.
That all scene was super weird.
I'm gonna need some guidance through that
because I didn't really understand what was happening.
Okay, so we're gonna need some guidance there.
Very deep show, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Okay, I mean, get some pants, get some string,
and try and figure out what's going on here.
Exactly. And I wonder if they're going to go on another trip because in the trailer,
there's this scene where Rina goes, what's wrong with being fake? And Kyle is like, Rina, and it's like, it's in the morning. And it looked like they were in Tahoe. Did that get
edited out? This is a really uninteresting point that I'm making,
but I feel like it's pressing in my mind.
Like, where'd that scene go?
Maybe it'll come, but I haven't seen it.
So either way, everyone's waking up,
brushing their hair, Rina's in a bucket hat.
I don't know why, but she's in one.
It's like the, it's, it bothers me.
I don't know, I feel like Kathy Hilton
can do that weird bucket hat thing. I just don't like it on Rina. And so now Rina is sitting with Garcell.
Hi Garcell.
Good morning.
There's weather outside.
Did you see the sun? There's some outside.
It's like another awkward moment between those two and I feel so bad for my parents
By the way, can I just say I feel so bad for my parents because I'm going to New York at the end of this week
And I will I will be podcasting for my childhood home all of next week
Which means that my parents will be sitting there and hearing
hearing. GASP!
My bedroom.
Poor thing.
What is going to be hearing?
Lisa Rinna screaming.
They're going to be hearing the New York ladies who are all screaming.
And then they're going to hear the saws recaps that they're all screaming.
Oh, God.
They've got quite a look.
Bitches be like bitch lost 40 pounds.
My gosh, like you were touching someone about putting your penis in her ass hole.
I'm going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going
to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be
like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're going to be like, you're
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about putting your penis in her ass hole!
Cassar!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Good morning, Crystal, how'd you sleep? And she's like, well, in solid two hour chunks, which on any other show, they would be like,
why, why aren't you sleeping?
What's wrong?
But this is Beverly Hills.
So they just let that go right by.
She's like, I slept in solid Lion King linked chunks, you know?
Yeah.
So Kyle, so then we hear that Kyle, son, and Kathy were
up the latest last night,
and then we see the Kyron 1137 PM like, ooh, 1130. Wow. Yeah. Such a bad naughty goes.
And in the clip, Kathy and Kyle are cracking up and like literally rolling on the floor,
laughing and Sutton's just sitting there left out again, you know, it's like Sutton stayed up late
so she could start feeling less
left out and now she's with these two jokers.
I feel like I came to insane asylum.
So Erica joins them and she's in her sunglasses and she's like, I want to know how you feel
Crystal because you're getting a lot of heat and it's not fair in my opinion and I don't
lie.
I don't like it when it's not warranted.
So, um,
So now, Erica, Erica hates every like older mother type figure, you know, and she's being nice
to Sutton, but she's always making comments like, oh, there's seven.
Sutton, the seven woman.
It's like, oh yeah, we know what you think of the older blonde Southern women in your
life.
Okay.
So, She embr Bracer. Erick
Bracer.
It's it.
She braces it when it's convened for her.
Like, oh, well, well, just two other ladies, you know, oh,
I'm
a other lady.
Um, so, uh, Garsell, uh, Garsell thinks that there's a lot.
Because something's going on with Son because she's just been acting out and, uh,
Rinna wants to get to the underlying cause.
That's creating all these emotional moments for son.
And that's what the underlying emotional cause is.
And I don't mean it crazy like everybody like,
don't say people with mental, it's not that.
Like she acts cucumber.
You know, because that comes up later in the episode.
And it's not that she does act like a cucumber.
It doesn't mean necessarily mental institution crazy,
but she was like this last year. And I'm glad that this was a clip show episode two where they just show 100
clips because we got those clips of last year where she showed up to that party. Mad that
Rynna's makeup guy. The party was for him or whatever, the Maloof kid or whatever. And
she said, I have a problem with this. Let the mouse go. Let the mouse go. That is enough. That is it. You've let it go.
Now you are that is enough.
Like what the fuck? Who is this lady?
Yeah, she's crazy. So they're just like breakfast and everything. And so Rina decides that she's
going to go check in on the sun downstairs. So she goes to sun's room and she's like, I
Sutton, I get's rid of you want to yoga. I just brushed my teeth. I
Used meant it in Cuz I meant it. I'm being honest
Okay, where are you? Where are you?
Something's like well, I'm carrying my roller with me. Okay, I've got a roller
I'm gonna say I love rollers. I love face rollers.
That's so crazy. We are like sisters. I'm up for all eyes. So something's like got this purple
little huddle looking thing out. I mean, he did. I mean, do a little bit of me. I guess that
shows the difference between us. But she just starts rolling her face. And she's like, it gives
me anxiety relief
Well, you know what I'm a little angry, you know, I'm upset because something was going on at the table
And I did not know about it so my paranoia kicked in. Oh, God a roll. God a roll. Okay, here come the tears
Got to roll those tears away. Keep the tears in roll the light. Oh, boy
I'm gonna go. Are you rolling because you're going to cry? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha with me all day. I'm just so stressed and Rin is like, well, I don't want a situation where there's just one person who feels out on the limb, okay? I need to listen,
sudden, if you need to fuck Brandy Glendale, just do it and talk about it on camera.
That's all we ask. That's all we ask. That's all we need from you.
So then Kyle joins and Rin is like, uh, Kyle, Kyle. I'm telling her that she needs to cry, cry, let it out. And Kyle goes, she has been.
Like this bitch won't stop.
And so it's like, well, you told me I was sensitive.
Yeah.
She's like, you said, I look crazy,
crime. And then we see the night before where Kyle grabs her arm and she's like,
stop crying because you look crazy.
Okay, you're being overly sensitive.
Fucking pay attention.
Pay attention.
Kyle's like, well, I said said you're being irrational and that's the
truth. And someone goes, well, let me add a rational to the list
because I have a list of all the names I've been called on
literal list.
Don't worry. My roller's also a pan one moment here. Okay. Oh,
it's rolling the paper's cheek now.
She whips, she whips out her phone where she is actually keeping a list
of all the names that she's been called.
She's like, I've been called ridiculous, crazy,
paranoid, irrational, too sensitive, got it.
I got it.
Okay, thank you, I got it.
And when it goes defensive, at defensive,
I got defensive on that list, okay.
So then Rina, who is now the victim, you know, Rina was like the big villain. She has been the big villain for a while But now of course Rina's a victim. So she's like well, if I had my own list, there would be Wanker. Oh, yo Wanker can
Crazy nutjob skizzo evil
Crazy nut job skit so evil Cut fitness bitch worse fucking friend of the planet. I'm sure there's more like yeah
You know unfortunately you guys are keeping lists of things you've been called but you're also keeping lists of labels
Like actual actual descriptors, okay?
Maybe instead of keeping the list to get back at other people you should read them and consider them
Okay back at other people, you should read them and consider them. Okay. Okay.
So, Rina decides her whole thing is that she's saying Sutnam now for yoga because she was
going to do yoga.
So she leads, she goes, Sutnam, Google it.
Don't put on your list.
Just Google it.
So then she walks out and call goes, I've never heard of that.
And I've been taking yoga for years.
So, I think Crystal, twice the same.
Crystal and Garsell go to get coffee together and Garsell's like, so what are you
feeling, Crystal?
And she's like, well, I have mixed feelings because like, I mean, it's like
Sutton, she just gets set off all the time.
She says, well, I heard you had a talk.
So I'll pretend to be interested in that.
What was that all about?
She's like, well, you know, Kyle Seton were I was at the bar with Kyle and Seton and we were talking
about how you were stuff resolved stuff with Kyle and then Seton starts yelling like it's not all
about race and like she came at me pretty hard. Okay, she came at me pretty hard.
I just want to say that after we're done talking about this, can we discuss the crazy
hair of the barista at this place?
I mean, that was a sight.
So then we go over to Rina and she's like, and Kyle is with Sutton telling her that
she has to apologize to Crystal.
And she's, what?
Roller, roller.
I want you to know, by the way, the reason I love this roller
is I was on Strangely Island for about four years
and this is the only friend I had.
I call it Dilson.
Anyway, why do I have to apologize for?
I'm not gonna apologize to someone for something
I'm not sorry for.
I'm like, wait a go son, killing it.
She's like, I'm trying to help you here.
She's like, I won't do it.
I will not do it. And crystals like look
I don't even need apologies like we don't have to be friends and crystal says oh well
It will come to a head. She's like
It's not at the head already
This isn't the head
This is normal people had this is not reality show head trust me. Oh
Garsell's like listen. This is the first time I haven't brought sage.
Okay, I should have brought it.
So now the ladies are gathering in a living room telling each other how great they look.
What the two in the cold?
You have a car.
Oh my God, you look fabulous.
You're not amazing in the court.
You're worrying about us.
So then son comes in and she's like,
Ha, Ha, Crystal, ha, crystal, ha, crystal, ha, crystal.
Real smooth. They're sudden, real smooth.
Yeah, and crystal's like, hi, how are you?
And Rina comes in in like one of those caution tape colored construction jacket
things. And it says, Rina on the back really big.
And uh, Gressel's like, wow, in case we don't know who you are.
Great.
In case we couldn't tell by the giant lips.
So they go to the lake and Kyle's like,
have we ever had a good boat ride,
which is like you, the clips of boat rides on the past.
The answer is no, they always had triple boats.
And so they're on this, they go,
it's sort of like a yacht,
like a small yacht on this, on Lake Tahoe.
And the captain, the best dressed captain
in the history of Bravo Boats, I would have to say,
normally they're kind of,
they're more just like either like captain Lee style
or something.
This guy was like, he was fully expecting Meghan Markle
and Harry.
Like you have like the buttons and everything,
the hat, the cups, like everything.
I was like, and I was like, for like Tahoe, really?
Wow, well, I'm impressed, sir.
Good job.
And Sutton goes to the bar to order a drink
and just as someone in service, I mean, Sutton does that thing
where she orders accusatory, which makes me crazy.
So it's just, it fits me on the other defensive every time I wait on somebody like this.
You don't have grapefruit juice do you?
It's like, can you just ask about grapefruit?
Why would you ask me like I'm purposely not going to have grapefruit juice for you?
Like why would you think that I don't?
Like I'm so offended now watching this.
Why start from such a place of negativity, right?
So yes, she orders a drink and she's like,
okay, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going,
keep going.
Oh God, he's not going, he's not going, he's not going.
He's not, don't cry, get the roller rat,
he's not going, keep going, keep going.
Are you depressed now?
She's talking to my roller faster.
Yeah.
Do you need me to roll your face?
Keep power and steeping.
Keep going. Keep going. He's not going.
He's not going. Who's making a prank? Is someone pranking me? Keep going.
Yeah, but he is like that flame.
When I say I want more poor, the fucking shit in there.
Don't just be like,
who are you saving it for?
Yeah, exactly. I'm an alcoholic.
Pour it in there. Okay.
Pour it like you mean it.
So Garsell and
America. Oh, I was just gonna say that then Chris Crystal gives the most half-hearted version
of the thing that everyone has to say. I'm the king of the world. Oh, is that Chris?
She's like, fine, I'll do it. I looked at it. It was crystal. She was just standing there.
She's I'm the king of the world. I'll just fine. I'll do it. Nub She's, I'm the king of the world. I'll find I'll do it. Newbie guys, I'm the king of the world.
My husband didn't direct that one,
but we know who did.
Okay, we know him.
So.
Is anyone have a baby lion I can lift up with my hands,
though I can do that.
That really works for me.
So Garsell and Erick are off to the side
and Garsell's, you know, just making small talk.
And so she asked if Erick has talked to Tom,
and Tom's like,
Tom, of course, spoke to him the small that he's good.
You know, he's at the firm, Tom.
He's at the firm.
You might know the book is written by Tom Grishel,
you know, which Tom had a lot to do with,
because Tom is a lawyer.
He's a fucking attorney, girl.
I'm gonna tell you something.
That guy wants the work. He dedicated
his life to the law and that is first and foremost God bless him and his who he is and he
just loves it and I love him all these days we spent together time being time. The love
of the century. Okay, Erica, you're pointing at a little thing. I've never heard you talk
about Tom this much. Please stop. We know what you're doing.
Erica, okay. Yeah, you know, I just love when people are today say they are not who I am. When you see me, you get what you get what you see.
And Tom, wow, I gotta love him. I mean, just works and works and works. God love mine. I know I do. I officially love him. That's why I'm married to him and we'll be continued to be married to him after this boat ride is over for the next four days. Alright.
I want my lap. Damn crap. Anything. Did you fight yourself?
I just saw there something. He didn't buy my stuff yet. I would. Okay so then Jereet Jerry just cuts Jerry gunk look at dogs
So up over there and so there's like seagulls flying around and
And I was like oh my god that bird is gonna poop on my head and so the bird does start circling them and stuff and then comes This poor thing just wants food and you're coming to the cast of Beverly Hills
You're of the ride.
I know, buddy.
Okay.
No, I think this bird has actually watched the show before.
It's like, oh yes, my dream has come true.
I get to shoot on Call of Richard.
It's okay, I'm doing it, guys.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
It's the cars.
It's the Ronnie bird up there.
So then all the, so the, the, the goal is sort of circling around it and finally just like settles down on the railing and all the girls just like, ah, they like run away except for Kathy and she's like,
am I the only one that's not a drama queen?
You know, like calm down.
So then Erica is, Erica and to reader sitting next to each other.
They're all kind of sitting together and Erica's like, oh, sudden, sudden looks actually
going to cry.
I'm like, see, and someone is feeling a certain way.
It puts me stomach in knots.
And I thought it was gonna be her saying,
like, oh, of course, certain,
feeling, seeing a certain alone like that,
that's so sad, but she's not.
She's like, look at, look at,
sitting about to go crazy.
And then we see the clips of,
let the math go, Doreet, let the math go.
Yeah, Doreet's stomach is a nods,
not because she feels so terrible,
but because she is afraid of what will happen to her
in this situation.
Yeah, so Ericka's like, what's going on?
Your bitch and Satan's like, nothing, I'm good, I'm fine. Really, what's going on, yo bitch? And Satan's like, nothing, I'm good, I'm fine.
Really, what's going on, mother?
I'm just like, nothing, I'm fine.
I mean, what would you need me to crawl up there
on your old laps to prove it?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
But then she does the wiping her eyes thing
under her glasses.
Like, Satan.
Yeah.
She's like, her chin is basically quivering.
And Kat is like, well, she's retarging.
I mean, someone asked me that question on the type that starts to cry
I mean do you want to cry you want to cry cuz I would cry I would totally cry right now look at that
See right now I'm gonna cry with the Seagull. I want to cry for you. Frankly, you're so sad right now
I want to cry for you want to
So um so sudden is like a sudden basically she goes and she pulls Crystal
to have a conversation and she gets up the roller.
The roller has come onto the boat and she's like, this is myself, Souter, I'm using it today
Dilson.
I had a, I had a rough night last night, like being called ridiculous didn't make me feel
great because I don't like name calling and I feel like, I feel like you can be very abrupt
to me, you know, name calling, you know like I feel like you can be very abrupt to me. You know,
name calling, you know, I'm saying,
okay, and you're laughing. And obviously I really am upset.
Is that on my list?
Am I upset?
Yeah.
And like sarcasm.
This isn't the time for it.
I mean, even being sarcastic at all.
So well,
I like to hear you.
You're sad because you know what?
I think you were upset with me too.
And she's like, listen, I had nothing to do with the pranks.
I tried to get you involved in the prank and then you tell everyone I kicked you.
She's like, well you did with your with your foot.
You kicked me with your foot.
It's like, oh no.
Oh my goodness.
And meanwhile the other women are like, I want to say that Godfather has.
It's not the Godfather has.
What is the Godfather has? Hey, where is it. Is that the godfather house? Where is the godfather house?
Hey, where is it?
Is that the godfather house?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You said the godfather house.
Mario Puzzo, I can say that because I lived in Italy.
I was pretty much like Michael Cormioni.
So then we hear it because I'll be one of the dancers
in the back of that Godfather
wet and bring him some 20s girls.
So then back to Crystal.
Crystal's like, um, the whole prank had nothing to do with me.
I tried to include you.
Then you turned on me and look, look, you showed me nothing but that you're an untrustworthy
person.
And I don't trust being around you and I don't trust your reactions.
And it feels like you're, I mean, I'm not not a doctor but it feels like you're kind of manic. That's what
I'm getting so far. And so I'm like so she's like yeah she's like first she crystals
like you know she's a radic she's on balance she's unreasonably emotional I can't deal with
crazy people. So she's like settings like rolling off her face like a little bit to skin start coming off onto the roller
Yeah, she's like don't call me crazy. That's not nice to do and it's not true. Never excuse me
I got a lit roller that I pull out for the real big moments
So I can crystal says there's no way this is the first time this someone is called her crazy
Okay, I mean maybe to her face and something's just like rolling rolling. She's like, you don't even know me
She's got it, but that's all you shun. Oh, I've shown you as crazy. We'll find I've got a paint roller
Well, you're in luck because I got one of those things from the car wash that goes on your windshield and I put it right on my face now
Hold on it's gonna have a lot of stuff because I got one of those things from the car wash that goes on your windshield and I put it right on my face. Now hold on. It's all I've got.
There you call me. All right. Don't you dare call me crazy. Now,
apply this vise script to my face for one moment, please. Thank you.
Is that a good?
So crystals like, there's a bunch of girls that I don't know very well here, okay?
And they've all been nothing but open and sweet to me.
Well, maybe I'm just a little more complicated than that.
And maybe I'm just difficult to know.
And crystals like, okay, so why are you difficult to know?
She's like, well, I'm shy, and I know it doesn't seem like it because I'm so fabulously
rich and well dressed
But I am and it takes me time to warm up so you know, I can trust people
Okay, I want to get to know you better and have that opportunity with you
But I've just been a nervous rec since this morning. I mean, I was gonna leave. I was gonna hold up
Can you bring me that Hummer tire?
Bring me the Hummer tire captain. Thank you. All right. So I was going
to leave, but I've just been such a mess of stress. You know what? If it weren't for this
foam roller, I don't know what I'd be able to do. Thank God I have this thing. Oh my goodness,
roughly all those tears. I've been a nervous wreck. I've never nervous wrecked. Oh, God.
So Crystal's like okay you know so
Sutton goes on and she starts crying into me that thing where she's holding
her sinuses and she's like you know I just losing listen I had this fabulous
life okay and I think getting my rid of my forever home you know my
it's just I have emotional ties to it.
And I thought I was okay.
And I guess I'm not.
It was just harder than I pretended I was in order.
Crystal just tells us moving is not an excuse to attack people
and actually crazy.
Do you know how hard it was?
I went from a giant giant mansion in Bel Air to another giant mansion in Bel Air,
but it wasn't ready yet.
So I had to go to a different mansion in Bel Air.
Well, I wait for the second mansion.
It is so big.
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
A lot of emotions tied up in that house.
I lived in for a few years.
Yeah, and Crystal's like whatever.
So Crystal's not having it,
but Sutton is still trying which is really funny
And that is why I still like crystal okay internet. I don't care what you think. I mean why so like Sutton because she is
She's still like tap dancing. She's like okay, but I do apologize and I would love to get to know you
You know and you got thrown in the mix my craziness and I'm sorry, but it can still be fun.
And crystals just like, um, I'm happy to move forward.
Uh, crystals like, I cannot deal with this crazy lady anymore.
So she's like, well, maybe Tahoe's just not a whole place, you know, and I like your
coat.
I like your coat.
Okay.
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So now they are going now upstairs meanwhile like is that the Godfather house?
Is that it that's the Godfather house like no actually this is it's not the Godfather house
But it's a famous house. This was, it was owned by Laura Josephine Knight
and she decided to buy the whole bed.
Like, what?
Laura Josephine Knight?
Where?
Who?
Oh my God, Laura Josephine Knight.
Like, they don't even know who she is.
Like, she bought the whole bed.
She bought Laura Josephine Knight.
Oh God.
Oh, it was 1929.
A woman on this whole bed. Where's the Rex and how the fuck am I? I'm on the phone with my agent.
Can't be the script for the Lurk Josephine Nightstar.
I'm at her house.
I want to play her.
Let's make this happen.
Okay.
I want to break them so excited.
Oh.
So they go back to the house and I'm going to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to be the first one to I want to play her. Let's make this happen. Okay, I want to break them so excited.
So they go back to the house and someone's like, oh, thanks, Renna, for planning that. What a fun day.
You are so welcome. I'm so glad you're joining. I'm so glad.
And this is probably So ex-about nothing actually they're excited
They do have a good thing to be excited about because the private chef osset
I think her name is osset or osse but she made doughnuts and cookies for them
Fresh notes like doughnuts. Oh my god. I can't believe she made us doughnuts. I can't wait to look at them
Oh my goodness. So, uh, they keep on cutting to the Ericka goes, God bless the shelf.
Murder that murder.
And also just as if they just keep cutting to her just over the stove, just not responding.
Like these fucking bitches.
So I made a dinner for them the first night and they they next after that fucking burnt
salmon. I am not addressing them.
These are for perfection.
Right. Oh gosh. Okay. So they're going to meet up for dinner and Kathy is like,
Erica, Erica, I expect you to stay up later tonight because it's our last night.
All right, listen, I'm going to let you get away with that older blonde lady. Okay,
because your rich is hell. Okay. So you can get away with that. I'll tell you later.
Because normally she'd be like,
had dare you boss me around, oh, go on then.
Yep.
So then Kyle and Doriko outside,
because they're like, oh, we should probably explore
some of this property.
So they go outside and there's a bachi court
and Kyle's like, oh, I've seen this in the movies.
I'm like, or like, you know, in random parks or whatever.
So they start playing bachi and it's another clip, clip montage of Doriko being like, you know, in random parks or whatever. So they start playing Batchie and it's another clip montage of Doree.
They're like, well, I can't happen.
I'm a little bit competitive.
And then we see her, you know, climbing things and racing in carts, etc.
And then we watch them play Batchie, which is not terribly thrilling, but, you know,
it happened.
Batchie.
And she went to college, of course. so then we go to dinner and run as like
I
Got a vodka I put a vodka I did it for myself I did it for myself
I came down here. I said what am I gonna have what do I want to drink?
I'm drunk. Son, dad, have I put it?
Aw, it's just at the stove.
Fuck these women, fuck these women,
fuck these women, fuck these women.
Just at the stove, like, oh,
I think this woman get them out of my face.
So, Son's all dressed up,
but she's still wearing her like,
grizzly bare slippers.
And, uh, Garsell is like, no, where is everyone?
Dorit, Dorit, are you coming?
She's like, keep calling me Dorit,
and I'm not coming.
So we go through the full on, oh my god,
do you look amazing?
You look amazing.
Oh my god, are those leather?
Oh my god, are those a frisadji?
Oh my god, what if she's...
I'm innocent.
You look amazing.
Doreep brings her, uh, brings her, her, her purse to the little, to dinner,
even though it's like, she's like, what goes with the, goes with the outfit.
She goes.
This is an earcuff.
This is an earcuff.
I'm bringing my purse.
The thing is, it's part of me outfit.
I've got a little lipstick in it. America's like I get it. All right. Oh
Those boots are great those boots are great
And so then Erica is like in some sort of jeans and Kathy's like
Honey honey, did you know are they supposed to be on bond a little bit or are they supposed to look a little trampy?
Maybe maybe pull something over that a little bit Erica.. She's like, Oh, wow, getting so I like happy.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm not just saying that to cover up my rage because you are taking the place of my mother
in this instance.
I love this.
I love this so much.
I know.
I'm waiting to see how long it's going to take for Erica to like whip those mommy issues
around on Kathy because right now she's going to have Sutton and it looks like she's going
to have them on Sutton for a while, But watch out Kathy cuz it's coming. Yeah, so then Kyle has to sneeze and she's like, oh my god these stitches
It's a stitch up my nose and Garso goes so
How many people have had their nose done here?
Everyone just gets quiet and they start playing the Beverly Hills clown music. It's like
start playing the Beverly Hills clown music. It's like,
So Erica, Erica tells us, well, when people ask what work you've had done, that's no gay question. If you can ask, if I can ask
you the same, and if you look bad, I'm going to give you a
couple of numbers. What are you talking, what are you talking
about? You are the queen of not being like, you know, up front
about anything in your life.
Well, I think that Eric's no longer has money to pay whatever gaze she has standing off
camera giving her lines because she doesn't even make sense of season, you know.
And then she's got like that just stripe of like chalked on makeup on her.
All right.
She literally looks like a diner, waitress.
A very fancy, beautiful one, but a diner.
But ready for a business meeting because she's in that
Your name should be flow and they yeah
Who's my grunts male
So Eric is like well, I did I guess I'll go first. I headed those job for the world years old and I earned it and
Written is like that for me
And no, no stop for me
No, no stop for me, but my nose actually didn't have a job at 14
My nose earned where it is
My nose already has a callback for the movie about that woman with a house on the lake
Larger Josephine something
So the government keeps cutting to to reach because everyone knows that Doreet's had a damn nose job.
Like obviously, but Doreet won't say anything. And I was like, yeah, you can do a lot with
contouring, but come on. Doreet's lying. And then we see pictures of Doreet's yearbook or whatever
next to her face now, which is completely different. And it is, although it's a little shady because in that picture she's smiling and when you smile,
your nose does sort of puff up a little bit more. So it was a little shady.
Okay, no, no, no. Just want to say it was a little shady, but yeah, no, she's totally.
Yeah. So yeah, she's on the way at the time. So then Kathy's like, yeah, you're not gonna win that one.
I'm just gonna laugh.
I'm not.
So Kathy's like, well, I had a little something done.
They all laugh.
And then Kyle gets a bloop crystal just texted and she's not coming to dinner.
She's not.
She's broke. She justels like she's broke.
She just sent me a text saying,
uh, haven't had a nose job.
By the way, losing my shit a little bit up here.
I'm like, oh my God, poor thing.
Again, any other show someone would have gone to them
and been like, is everything okay?
Yeah, no one's going on.
Yeah, no one does anything.
It checked on Sudden when she was like late to breakfast.
They're like, let's all three of us go down there.
And Crystal is like, I'm losing my shittle bit.
They're like, oh, well, we're talking about Noah's job.
So we really can't leave.
So sorry.
Oh yeah.
So Sudden's like, ladies and gentlemen,
I want to apologize because I do think I was a little strange
last night and not quite myself
and figuring out that I've left my dream house and Bobby
Dollhouse, but perfect family home.
I just took a toll on me and we're all exhausted.
And if I feel left out, it does trigger me and I apologize all of you because we don't
deserve that.
But it's been a tough year, coronavirus, social unrest, changing one mansion for another mansion.
It's been tough.
It's been tough.
It's a lot of polyph.
And castle is fine.
It was just a blip.
Oh, yeah.
We're all for it.
Well, I love all of you.
In crystal, I don't know her will, but I will love her one day, which
stops being something to me probably.
And I am telling you, your crystal's going to me probably. Can I am telling you,
you're crystals gonna love me.
So Sutton's like, you know, she keeps going and thanks Rinna for hosting all of that.
And then Rinna's like,
you know what guys, I'm so grateful
that this moment in time is so scary
because we've all had moments.
We've all worked through stuff, being able to have a relationship with other
women who all forgive me for not doing anything bad to Denise in the first place,
but taking the blame for it.
So thank you.
I've learned so much about myself.
It's not always great.
It's not always great.
But I'm worried.
But as has the, as the great Lord Josephine night one said
Sometimes baby, you just gotta build it
Build that castle
Thank you. Can someone put that on tape for me and send it to my agent. Thank you
Thank you. I may have lost in these but I have gained a barge. So thank you ladies. Thank you very much
So she's like yeah, you know, the stuff I've learned about myself isn't always so great.
And Garce goes, will I agree with that?
And then they all stare at Garcelle.
And she's like, listen, I've had a very rough year of people saying that I'm the worst
friend.
And I get it.
I understand it.
And I tried to talk to my husband about it, so let me share a story.
Okay, let me share a story that Harry shared with me.
Harry had a friend and Harry went out with his friend.
And he had a drink with him.
They were having so much fun.
They're like, you're my friend.
You're my friend.
Oh my God.
I'll tell you everything.
I tell you everything.
And then that night, the friend raped somebody.
And they're like, what?
Everyone's like, uh, uh, what?
What did he do?
Jill.
That's a twist.
You know, she's good for a twist like that.
You know, remember the crazy story about her mom's like, she went on a date.
And then the guy turned up and she looked at her and tried to murder her.
You're like, what?
So, um, yeah, it wasn't that discussion about the Supreme Court nominations or something.
She's like, well, my mom almost got murdered by a serial killer.
You're like, what?
So she's like, and all his friends, all his friends are like, we need you to visit him.
We need you to represent him. And he was like, I'm not a real lawyer.
I just pay well on TV. And I'm like, no, you gotta do that.
We said, quiet, Blair Underwood.
You're crossing the line from being a co-star
to being someone who's being inappropriate.
And that's when I said, Lord Josephine Knight,
you go and you go, am I lost in the weeds here?
Am I telling the same story?
I can't tell.
So basically she's saying everyone was telling Harry.
He was supposed to support the friend
and go visit the friend at prison.
And Harry's like, I can't do that.
And Kyle's like, Oh, yeah, because blind loyalty, like, you know, like there's sometimes
when you have blind loyalty, but then you have to evaluate the situation, you know, even
if somebody's doing their kitchen at the time, and they've just lost their brother.
It's like, I love how Kyle and Rina are both going to make someone's horrid rape situation
about how they were
bitches in their seats.
That's why they couldn't just...
They just couldn't support their friend who said they didn't leak something to rate
her online.
Yes.
So, Garsell's like, okay, so the point of your story is that you couldn't blindly believe
Denise.
And she said, yes, I could not blindly support that rapist.
I was like, how are you gonna, how are you gonna compare
Denise, possibly hooking up with Brandy in a hotel room one time
to Harry, Harry knowing someone who raked somebody.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah, visiting a rapist in jail, just because they're a friend.
Like it's, it's so wrong.
And Garsell's like, you can't compare that on any level.
And that's not a story you should share again ever ever. So. So then Eric pipes in
with her bullshit. She's like well, I think that Lisa had information about the means that
no one else had and still know. I sure did. I sure did. And that's why I'm'm bringing it up now even though I could have brought it up all
last season but I'm like a steel trap okay I will be there to listen to you but the secrets that Denise has
shared with me I will take them to my grave including the fact that she did sleep with Brandi oh I guess I said it
I can't gladly I can't gladly be loyal to the secrets.
What is Rinna saying here? Is she saying that she's a she
they all think she's a bad friend, but she actually knew a lot
more about Denise that she didn't bring on camera, which proves
that she's still kind of a good friend.
Like she had a kind of screwed over Denise. Or she said, oh,
maybe it's not it nice about the brandy stuff
But she was really mad about all this other stuff that she knew but she would never say I can't really do
Maybe could be some bullshit like if I was really going out to Denise. I could have gone after her
Yeah, that's how I took it and also you're an asshole for even saying that and bringing this up
You know you bringing up this woman who's off the show you already ran her off the show
Okay, now you're bringing her up again and making yourself to victim.
No, you suck. And even bring up these secrets so that people could ask you and you could
bring them up later. Just proves what a shitty fucking friend you are. I'm not buying it.
Not buying it, lady. Yeah. And Garsell is like, sometimes it's okay to say nothing. So
Rinna is like, well, there were a lot of things I did that I know did not look good,
but in a lot of ways, I protected that situation.
I took a bullet, I took a bullet.
You brought her on the show in the first place.
You were the one who got her on the show in the first place
and everybody knows that.
So if you ever did anything,
it would be like literally bringing her on the show
to take the bullet herself.
Lucy's just, yeah.
And Garsell's like, you were the ringleader.
And let's not forget that Garsell had was, I believe Garsell's whole stance was if Denise
was leaving the show, I'm gonna leave the show too. But she's still on the show, which
has people leave that she was like, I've heard a lot of money.
That didn't really happen. Basically they were talking on Instagram live and they were
talking somewhere and Denise was like, well, I mean, I don't
even want to go back if you're not going to go back.
Yeah, I don't want to go back if you're not going to go back. It was like that kind of thing.
I'm leaving.
Either way, Garsell looks like she's totally discussing with the rest of her cast members.
She looks like she's really posted there.
Yes.
As she should be.
She's like, you know what, fuck these women. I try to be nice with them.
And they were so rude to me that I'm just going to, you know what, fuck these women, I try to be nice with them and they were so rude to me, that I'm just going to insult them,
insult their children and they deserve it.
And it's right.
Yeah, and Serena's like,
you know, I get it, I get it,
but Garsell, I was trying to reach her
and I just did not do it the right way.
You know, there was a little girl who felt
on a well when I was a kid
and I just wanted to reach her.
So I went to the well and I said, girl can you hear me and she would say yes
Lisa when I can hear you and then I would throw rocks down and hit her in the head
But you know I was just trying to reach her. I was just trying to reach her
I to this day she now crawls out of people's televisions and kills them. Okay. I can't be blindly loyal to her
I can't I can't you know what I could have told people about that little bitch in the well You know, but I didn't I didn't I didn't I can't, I can't. You know what I couldn't told people about that little bitch in the well, you know, but I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, but I am up for an audition to play her.
Y'all know, life's eye moving next week, so let's fingers crossed.
Mom is bringing home a paycheck.
So, um, yeah, she just like, she's like, I did not go back there right away. Well, we could all agree on that.
I'm trying to pretend to be culpable. Yeah, she just like she's like, I did not go back the right way. Well, we could all agree on that.
I'm trying to pretend to be culpable.
So I'll just laugh along to that,
even though I'm really mad at you right now.
Garsell!
Yeah, so she says, well, I just wanted Denise
to be transparent.
I'm just like, but she didn't want to.
And she just wasn't ready to be transparent.
She just wasn't ready.
Okay, guys, bringing on Brandy Glanville of all people to do that.
You're like, oh, she just needed to be transparent.
Be quiet.
Don't make me all mad again over last season, okay?
There is no redeeming yourself from last season.
So just start over and remember that we all have housewives memories.
If you weren't bringing this shit up every episode and trying to get forgiveness,
for which there is none, and for which you haven't really even apologized properly for you're still not taking responsibility for it don't bring it up
We all forget about it
lady
So now downstairs they'll go to the game room and Erica's with Garsell and there's like one of these foreshadowing moments where Erica's like
Hey, God sell you're looking bitch. Oh, well, thanks. I felt like a stuffed sausage last night
Which why didn't take off my jacket. You know, smoking mirrors.
Oh yeah, the whole fucking life has smoking mirrors, right?
Nothing is what it seems in life and you don't know everything about anyone.
That's the real truth.
But does not pertain to me because I've got a great marriage with Tom, a great, great
marriage.
Yeah, so then they go start to play games and Rina is like oh my god
So sad I have to go to the pool myself
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Come watch our show, come watch our show, come watch our show in the pool, come watch us
do a show in the pool, come watch us do a show in the pool.
I'm gonna be Mr. Williams, I'm gonna arrange my towel here to look like a little castle.
I could be like, Laird Johnson and Mae!
She owns the bed.
So then the other ladies are sitting outside by the fire and Kathy goes,
doogie, don't get too relaxed, please.
Listen, last night, doogie was so relaxed, she was just naked laid out on her bed like a
centerfold.
You ever tried to eat chips around that?
She totally fell asleep and I spent most of night just trying to create a little pyramid of macaroni on her, fell over five times. Wouldn't stop breathing.
So then, Crystal runs into Erica in the hallway.
And she's like, you okay? Crystal's like, well, I just had a really alarming day.
And I just couldn't take it.
I mean, my day was a lot more alarming than I.
All right.
Good night, man.
Good night.
I don't know who this is or why she's talking to me, but good
night, lady.
I got poor crystals.
Anybody can ask her.
I think she said she had a lonely day, but either way, like, you're like, okay, cool.
Well, we're playing Jenga.
So, um, so then Crystal's with Kyle now and Crystal's like, well, so last night I went to bed
at 11.30 and I was in my bathroom and showered and naked and then just walks in and
were drinking my jacket and I startled and dropped the ground to hold my body and she
was like, sorry, whatever you're doing in here. And so Crystal was obviously very rattled by this.
I sort of sound to me like there's things that are,
I don't know, you know what I mean?
It's embarrassing just to some people
if you're naked and you get walked in on,
like I would be embarrassed.
I don't need people to see my grandfather body.
So Crystal was obviously very rattled by this and she also, she did
not like what's on set about like whatever you're doing in here sort of implying that
Crystal might be up to something nefarious or...
Right, so then we see the clip and Sutton's knocking just like we saw are you in there crystal you in there? Oh,
Whatever you're doing in here. It's just probably embarrassed that she sees her in the shower and then leaves right so
Like what is going on with this? What's going on here? So Chris says yeah, and then she's acting like I was doing something weird
And she just left and crowd goes so you didn't come to dinner for that.
And she goes, I mean, I was curled up on the floor in the fetal position.
But I mean, something just doesn't sound right, you know?
Yeah, something sounds like it's like there's some weird...
Some trauma or something.
There sounds like there was some trauma.
Yeah, some trauma or something in the past, right?
So Karah was like, well, when you spoke on the boat, did you talk about that?
And she's like, no, I didn't even think of it, which is really weird.
I didn't like think about it till later.
So Kyle's telling us, well, this happened 24 hours ago.
So why wouldn't she talk about it then or today or on the boat?
It's like, what's, what's, what's happening?
Because right now, like, just from outside, you're like, well, what the hell are you talking about?
She didn't say it that way.
Like, she's an asshole, but why are you making it?
Sutton out to do this.
But then if you really listen to what she's saying,
it sounds like she's trying to say
that she's had some kind of a trauma or something.
So I'm gonna hold off on judgment,
because I'm not judging,
because it sounds like there was, I don't know if it's trauma,
but there sounds like something in her personal experience led this to be a very
disturbing experience for her and I'm not going to make fun of that because.
Yeah, it just seems.
Sounds like I'm not sure what it is.
I don't know what it is.
So Chris was like, yeah, and I just didn't even want to come down and then trigger her with
this tonight because she's always triggered. And I just don't want another night of that.
And kind of like well, actually she was on her best behavior.
She was really trying hard to be nice and crystals look well.
It's probably because I wasn't there.
So it's like, okay.
So crystals got this new thing.
It's like, what's it?
So in the morning, Carolyn Garcell are talking about how they're just ready to get the
hell home and
Erickas of course over there like I love food. That's me just no
Advertireca Jay got I love I was just was talking fried chicken. I tell my Taisa love good man home poor people food everybody
And then I wrote a typo in my notes because
And then I wrote a typo in my notes because a sudden goes checking on crystal, but I wrote down sudden checking in on something I was like that actually seems a little bit more realistic
Hi, son. How you doing? I'm good, son. Thanks for asking got your roller hold on one second son. Got it, son
Okay, son. That's great
So Sutton goes to crystal studio and she's trying be, do the overly nice tap dancing thing. She's like, well, look at you.
You looked all dapp.
You didn't come to dinner and you know what?
I could have done a better job of including you in that dinner.
And I didn't do that.
So I'm sorry for that because I could have done better.
She's like, okay, thanks.
So I don't know if you remember, but the second night we were here, you came into my room
and gave you your coat.
You're welcome.
That's what girlfriend asked you. Good friends. Good friends. So, Crystal starts to really choke up here as she starts
relaying this. I mean, I actually felt, I felt really bad. I kind of wanted a hugger because it felt
like this was affecting her in a way that seemed like even if it wasn't, even if it wasn't associated
with something deep or traumatic, she was clearly really rattled
by it.
So she's choking you up and she's like, if somebody covers their body and drops the
ground and you said something like, what are you doing over there?
She says that she felt her boundaries were crossed and her space was violated and, um,
sounds like, you know, a sudden looks kind of like horrified.
Like she does look like she doesn't really know what to do.
And she's like, what was weird?
And I did knock, and Crystal says,
well, it was so creepy and weird.
And it sounds like, well, I didn't mean to be creepy and weird.
I mean, my thing is just sort of be neurotic and strange.
That's my, my brand, not creepy and weird.
Yeah, she's like, I was just, all I was saying was like,
oh, I didn't know what you were doing over there.
I mean, you have to think of what she saw
when she went in there.
She walks in and you're curled up on the floor
in the fetal position naked.
So she's like, I see that.
And I'm like, well, I didn't really know
what was going on.
I wasn't trying to be a weirdo about it.
And a certain's like, well, I mean, here you are.
Someone's knocking on your door.
And I mean, I don't know unless you were racing,
a whim is prison.
You know, what's weird about somebody returning to coat?
So Crystal's crying now.
She's on her part.
I didn't understand that one.
It was like, well, okay, strange.
So Crystal's crying.
And she's like, well, I just wanted you to know what happened.
We don't need to make a big deal out of it.
It's not a big deal.
She goes, well, it is a big deal because you're crying.
So like, I want to make the situation better.
I don't want to make it worse, you know?
And I know that you don't need more friends and all of that,
but I am a good friend and you might get fl-
you're gonna get flier tomorrow.
You are gonna get flier, so okay, I do that.
I do that. Do you want to hug it out?
She's like, oh, now you hug.
Well, of course I hug now we're
friends we are friends now poor crystal has gone on she looks like like mentally exhausted by this
vacation with like people she doesn't really know who are walking in on her while she's naked
saying problematic things she just needs to like get out but it's also she's obviously trying to say
something because she's told Kyle and Kyle to
ignore it.
It's like, okay, no one's thinking to say why would so much because we have to remember
that Sutton was also walked in on naked, right, at the beginning of this trip.
They walked in on her.
So Sutton's probably thinking of it like why is that a big deal, but Crystal's told
multiple, she's texted them, I can't do it.
I've had an alarming day.
She said, you know, when she came into my room,
I dropped to the floor in the fetal position
and held myself.
No one asked her what that was about.
Now she's telling Sutton, and Sutton's just worried
about looking bad, so she doesn't ask.
It's like crystals like, what the hell?
I'm trying to open up about something,
and not one of you bitches are gonna ask me what's wrong?
Not one of you
Yeah, yeah
Instead they're like it's Fendi Friday. What's the reek gonna wear? Oh, it's Louis Vuitton
It's Louis Vuitton
Yeah, this was just fucking crazy. I didn't know what was going on
So then we see four days later and
It's silence. It's the the city there's no music street signs
a car driving by jacks Taylor with a lawnmower and then hoda and savanna talking hello america it's
election day there's an election we have two people were running for things but also many other
people who are running for things and there's going to be elections and a lot of people voted by
mail because elections and ebony is having a party in new york city which Ramona's for things and there's going to be elections and a lot of people voted by mail because elections and Ebony is having a party in New York City which Ramona's not at and it's election day. What other news could possibly be here?
In fact, if there even is other news, no one's going to hear about it. So it would be a great time for people to release their news that they don't want
people to hear about it because we're talking about elections.
So Carl gets her tax and then to read gets her texts are like what the hell and then they put the text
Up on the screen and it says light is
I truly consider you my close friends, but this is why I've reached it out to you to tell you that I found for the most this morning
Thank you for supporting me this will be tall slide
But then they I'm on best friend nobody knows shit about it about it for supporting me. This will be tough. Light up. Mother and family.
I'm my own best friend. Nobody knows.
Shit about it.
About it.
It's expensive to get divorced.
That that that that that that that that that that that.
So, um, they so then emergency Kyle
Rina to read FaceTime.
Did you have any idea?
No idea.
After 22 years, I had no idea.
Can you believe it, girls?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
She's like, well, this is Erica, Jane.
I mean, nobody's gonna do it.
This is how she's gonna do it.
Of course, she's gonna do it like this.
And that's that.
And that was the thing, her.
That's the thing you see how this all unfolds now. Yeah, pretty crazy. Which is that. Except that was the thinger. That's the thinger. You see how this all unfolds now.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
Except that it's not, so we all know.
Yeah, and we all suspect that the women are
going to circle the wagons around her.
And really, they're going to do some faux interventions,
where they'll say, but why weren't you being honest with us?
And then Erica will give her response.
I'm like, we have to respect that enough.
And, and, you know, the point is this,
I guarantee they will not go as hard as at Erica
for not being up front of what was really going on
as they were for Denise with the whole thing with Brandy.
I guarantee it.
Yes.
Yeah, of course.
That's Beverly Hills for you, everybody.
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