Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: The End Period

Episode Date: May 9, 2018

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Today today Today is the greatest day of ever known. Today is the ending of the season of the real housewives of Beverly K. Yes, it's our third and final gratuitous reunion episode for Real House of Beverly Hills sort of struggling, crawling its way over the finish line I would say for this season. But we made it. Nobody who came out of this not looking like a total struggle muggle. I mean this was rough. This was a rough one to get through people, okay? Oh, you're such a woosey pussy-struggle muggle. Little Struggly Muggle-lin Muggle.

Um, so sorry about that, everybody, but what are you gonna do? It may be a struggle for them, but it's really enjoyable for us, because it's the last time we get to talk like Doreet for a long time. I know. I think I think maybe after this episode, maybe I might just retire my Doreet impersonation and just go over to full British Doreet because it's just it's too fun. I feel like you're having all the fun. You're having all the fun with Doreet and I'm like I'm still holding on to doing realistic Doreet which I enjoy. No, it's just too perfect. Keep it. Because then I'll have to learn how to do a proper DREET. See, I still can't do it.

I want to make a whole like. Goys, goys. Goys. Goys Lisa. So here's the thing. We start this episode. We're the last one ended off with PhotoGate, aka this controversy, which was like not even a big thing on the show itself

about Lisa Vanderpomb chopping up to read's head, proverbially. It's not even proverbial. And for Beverly Hills Life's Battle Magazine. Yes. And just in case you guys are doubting that this is going to be a super exciting recap coming up the holocaust in nanny K Okay, so And it's like so you decided to remove the photos the day before but the footage set a month before and then we get a

Rehash we rehash this whole thing. The Truman, the Truman no Poe here. The Poe. What are we calling Truman, Kanoti or Truman no Poe. I think it was no Poe, whatever it was changed. No man, Kapote, who knows. But he's like, we've like made her like stunning and amazing. And I don't want that negative energy in my magazine. It's like, yeah.

So we're sort of rehashing some of the stuff that we saw last week. We're retreats like We're looking to punish me Lisa and she's like, but I wasn't punishing you. You didn't like him That's all you really did you were punishing us by depriving us of your beauty because you didn't like them It wasn't me. So then er Did you cut off me head genuinely, genuinely Lisa? Because we're honest with each other. Did you cut off, did you cut off me head because you will mad at me? I'm like, yes, what are you people not understanding here?

Yeah, I don't understand. It's this works and again, Eric, we just said this at the end of last week's episode. Bit of it, Eric was like, you know what it was. You did an asshole thing, so she was like, I'm gonna be an asshole back. I'm gonna cut off your hair. It was just an asshole moment doing an asshole back. I'm going to cut off your hair. It was just an asshole moment doing an asshole thing. I'm like, yeah, exactly. She came in, she complained, and this is a little, you know, turn about spare play.

If you would, if you want to complain about having the privilege of posing in a magazine, then this is what you're going to get. It would happen, listen, if it were some random-ass model, some leftover from America's next-time model, season three, then they complained, I'm sure they would be even lucky to survive the shoot, let alone get their head cut off. And the best part of this is that no matter what they say, and no matter the fact that it's every woman basically being like,

lyre-lysa, you are lyre-lyre pants on fire. Lyre-lyre, who on fire? Has Durrindo would say, but she just won't budge. She's like, yeah. I didn't want to go into the dynamics of the magazine, but I didn't optionally shrink myself into a tiny little gay man and cut the head off. That was done by somebody completely else.

And unless you understand shape shifting like I do, you'll never truly understand the story. Yeah, I didn't personally edit the photographs. I have nothing to do with this. So, which is by the way, that was my problem at Lisa during this. She should have just been like, yeah, we cut it up because you're being ridiculous. So this was your punishment. We gave you an opportunity and yeah, I was being petty. And that's what you get because I'm editor in chief of this magazine. But she kept on doing this thing.

Well, I didn't personally do it, which led me to believe that either you're being insincere because of course you did. And we support that. Or maybe she really didn't do it. And maybe she's just sort of like, it's a ceremonial title that she has, which of course you would never want to admit. So either way. She really did it because we saw the footage where he's like, we don't want her negative

energy and she's like, well then at least we, you know, at least Hozerah Dhammer doesn't. This one's just broken her wing, the sick pictures of her. So Dereet's like, I just felt like she could have had a dialogue with me and let me know that, but she didn't have a dialogue. me and let me know that but she didn't have a dialogue you know and you know that band of humbous actually darling I was going to have a dialogue at Pallyhouse but you were so late and it was about you and not me I'm gonna go home with someone who does care about me goodbye by the time you arrived I had forgotten what dialogue even mentoring with me dialogue all I'm want for Christmas is between front dialogues, Lisa.

Well, we all know what dialogue is. It's when you have a log that you can use to call people with. At least that's what it feels like every time. Did it cause me? My mother used to get so mad when I would ring up a bill calling one nine hundred dialogue when you call up a log. Hello, log.. It's me to reach. I'm here to talk to you. Hi, I'm Teddy. You see It's a log. It's like talking to a bump on a log There was a whole TV show about it. They even had a log lady

My favorite actor's done a log Not to be confused with mom a log You know what I love mathmatics because their logs actually have a rhythm I'm not allowed to be confused with mommy log. You know what I love? Mathematics because their logs actually have a rhythm. Logger rhythm. Sorry, I'm tired of my master log in. I'll see myself out, sorry.

So Andy's like, well, Lisa did look like he was just kind of, what spitballing? Yeah, you know, just kind of just making the decision right then and there. Yeah, just kind of, oh just saying fuck the reat for being an asshole. No, it was none of those things. I was defenseless. I said, maybe we should have to eat. And that little man was like, no, no negativity whatsoever and what could I do?

I'm just an innocent lady with a manila envelope. When a little man comes out of a tree and offers you a fresh cookie, you don't argue with him. Oh my little Truman. When would I know next time I'd get a chance to have a pinwheel cookie? That's so delicious marshmallow with cookie and chocolate, not a ballamau, a pinwheel. It's all heart out, oh boy! Now if you excuse me, I must be, I must be back to that tree for tea time we're going to have some little cookies that look like the little dwarf himself, but have little funch feeling on the inside.

She would have a goddamn tree house for Truman to live in. So she's like, basically, they just keep going. And everyone is like, hi, I'm here too. Here's what I know. Here's what I've learned from being a momager. Work it, baby. You don't have the power of reshoots. You're the printer just saying no

like what are you gonna do call up call up candidates and say I don't like what you're doing to me that's what you do why don't you just print him how you wanted him like Rinna that's what they're saying well Lisa Vanderbump is like she's like well Mark was absolutely adamant that any negativity about the magazine was not going to fly, and I just couldn't stop him. It was like we were in the reverse post. He was making all the calls, and I couldn't do anything about it.

I felt as helpless as Mel Street probably did when she was trying to learn a lines against Tom Hanks. That man knows how to learn a line. And now he guess like well Because now the negative images are there. There's neck up to anybody rather than anywhere So negative is a man and I can over the negative and I can over my son I can No one is negative She's like holding up her hands Lisa. I'm not she's like there's no negativity about this shoot

It's okay. No negativity whatsoever, Mark. No negativity. I got this under control. And Andy's like, okay, are you just going to admit that you're lying? Basically, and she's like, how have you wind with this group? How do you fucking win with these bitches? And Erica's like, we all feel that way. There's no winning gift out when you don't win.

And I imagine that that's like Erica yelling at Mikey as she plays solitaire. I'm not even playing bats. Why do they even have this stupid game? You can never win. I've been laying outside for six years now and I still have not won. I just got, I just got a beat by the ace of spades. The Queen of Diamonds. I just got beat by the queen of diamonds or so. That's me Haven't you seen my opening? Oh god damn it. I

Thought it playing hot because I heard it something will do with tricks and I was like yeah, I'm a girl trick To those just the game of cards speaking of hearts this conversation has broken mine So next now there is a cloud of the Beverly Hills lifestyle magazine, and we've become ineligible for the Beverly Hills Peabody Award. The pump body award is we've read, made it after we bought it! Oh, we thought we'd beat the circulation of Dog Fancy magazine, but now we'll have no shot No one's fancier than a cat turns out so

And he's like so how are you guys now? She's like fine until today and they and he's like is the issue over with because I really do want to see your chopped off head Yeah, he's like we can just put this to bed like the magazine issue That's what we say in publishing. Put it to bed So people are basically refusing to even deal with Rina at this point because Rina is basically like Was I not supposed to punch out? Okay, I'll punch back in bulk I'm back at work Who is someone someone was saying, I don't remember who told me or where I read it. It was in maybe one of our groups or somewhere online or on Twitter.

They heard Rina on an interview, like on a radio show or something. So fluid. Was that it? Was the you who told me this where she was like, I decided just to sit back and like, if they're getting paid all that money, let them start the drama for once. Right? Is that what you said? Yeah.

She's like, if they want to pay Vanderpump and Kyle all the money, then let them do it. You know, I'm just going to sit here. And I was like, well, that's not really a great way to get a raise. Like, I'm going to work less until I get paid more. That'll teach them. Like, no, it won't. Yeah. Well, hopefully it did. Well, hopefully, hopefully she is going to get some more money because we need old Rina back despite all this stuff. Like, I'm a better person now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Now that you've clocked back in for five minutes, you said the pet, the

her time as the pet was over because a newer younger version came and her name is Hi, I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. Teddy-pa-t-a-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba and our cues will need some interpump. Cause things have interpump loves writing words with cues and pees in them. The word quip. She loves it. Don't misspell it. I can't. She loves it.

picnic spelled in a sassy way. I'm too stupid for this. I'm like, oh my God, he just totally touched my brain into it, Matt. I was like, out my head hurts. I'm not even gonna try. I'm gonna pull a ring on this one and say, you made more money than me this month

You do it all peace and cues go I'm trying to think of other peace and cues words to Jordi say peak Like peak my interest Pecan Well look we all see the differences What look we all see the differences? Teddy is only four years older than Pandey, one of my original created daughters. It's different than the old

these old bags. And Eric is like, who you calling an old man? Man, this is heaven. Yeah, no car is still at the bar by the way. Yeah, I know. I love him. Oh yeah, no car is still at the bar, by the way. Give me a bang. Every week I'm like, I'm gonna learn that, give me a break theme song so I can sing it

on the show and every week I never do. No car is still at the bar like, what? What is my surprise? So Lisa is like, well, you know, I have a very different relationship with Teddy. She's only four years older than Pundi and I couldn't help but name her Teddy Bear because Teddy is that's Ken's nickname and I said my first grand child will be named Teddy no matter what I don't care what Pundi says they've been named Teddy and now think about it. I have Teddy bear and Pundi bear my two little bears Teddy bear and Pony bear my talk with your bears

And Dorit's like well I can tell you this there's not gonna be a bear swimsuit that's more for Erica's fans Yeah Lisa bases like well you know Teddy she's like this she's like a little teddy bear She's so cute I'm like there's nothing about Teddy that reminds me of a teddy bear Like nothing. It's like the bonious teddy bear ever. Yeah, it's like a teddy bear that decided to take Pilates. Yeah, it's like one of those teddy bears where they say things, you know, and inside there's that little repeating machine that they have inside of them where they're like, hello, I am your bear. You try to get Teddy rucks. How? That hurts.

they're like, hello, I am your bear. You try. Yeah, it's like a teddy bear. How? That hurts. It's like Teddy Mellon camp rock spin. Like, how are you? Teddy bucks spin. That need to collaborate with anybody.

He's a mad god damn teddy bucks. How the f**k? Um, I really appreciate you cuddling me right now, but it's actually kind of suffocating me. I'm just being totally honest with you right now. You pull the cord. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that comment to come out that way And Erica's like well, baby pop just enjoy watching to eat scrub

She scrubs and band and fronk goes it was the demise of our relationships He's not a demise baby It's not in the mouth Yeah, because That's better. It's not in the mouth. Yeah, because it's temporary demise. Oh, that's better. It's like, OK, Erica, you're just like sitting on the fucking side now grating what everybody says, OK?

Do something. Well, because I think that Lisa was saying that will made her sad this season. For whatever reasons she's talking about, what made her sad was not so much, I don't remember what the transition was, but she said what makes her sad is the demise of my friendship with Doreeti bear. Doreeti bear

doesn't really work so well does it no wonder our friendship had no future because you could not be made into a proper little bear. Like wow way to be dramatically is that the demise of your friend. I know so stupid so Rin is like what is this? She called you insecure, her your mom didn't love you. What level of fight is this? I mean, it didn't seem like that big of a deal to me, but I don't watch this show, so. And Rin says, when my feelings were hurt and Eric heard, that's her feelings would have been hurt too.

So, yeah, reticently, yeah, I'll try to avoid. Reticently. So, Rin says like like well, you know You know Doreet she and what I'm sorry Lisa band of pumps says that Doreet talks so much that she doesn't she doesn't always remember what she says And I was like, oh well when I forget what I said last year you're way harsh on me Way harsh I'm like that's because When you when you talk he said that Kim Richards was in such a state and using drugs again that you think she might drop dead the next day.

And Doreet said, oh yeah, at least have Andropom. She can be a little needy sometimes. It's like a little different. It was, and it was, this part was so good because Vingendor Pants like, look, Doreet talks too much, but it's just she doesn't remember the accuracy of her recollection. I'm like, what? That makes no sense. She's like, the difference is that you're a very smart Rina, and Doreet has the intelligence of an Ethernet cable. And then Rina goes, yeah, well, you were on the, you were on me about the accuracy of my recollection and Renek, and she goes,

it's just, it seems so interesting that we, and Renekra, can't say anything, she goes, we have different standards for different people and she goes, yeah, have different standards for different people, wait a minute. Oh, that's complimentary to me, I guess. I can never mind. Yoda.

Couple men take that as I. Oh, and she is just going to keep trying this, Rina. She's going to keep trying to make that okay. She was trying to go back. Yeah, she was trying to go back so hard. Oh, my God. So they're kind of trying to just cut Rina off because she's like blabbing

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So we got like a sequence of them in Germany, like fond fond fond fond Holocaust. Lamous, yeah, Lamous trip ever and I like because I didn't remember this part, but I like that they this whole thing opens with Rinne going Hello Berlin. Like that is the least excited. Rinne is ever sounded about anything. Okay, that is cold. When Lisa Rinne gives you a Hello Berlin instead of that that is the voice she gives to someone she has been feuding with and hasn't seen in about four weeks And it's trying to be nice in a party like when she saw Doree at the beginning of the season in Vegas, just hello Doreet. Hi Kim. Yes, instead of Brunelin, how are you? Hi.

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You. You. You. You. You. All together. Hi, high-foot print at the former wall. How are you? Oh, look, is that Stasi? I see. Not Schroeder. I'm talking about the secret police of Germany. I love your outfit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm. I So they showed some of that and then they showed for some reason, why did I write Kyle, new arch, old arch, badly shaped pools? I don't know why I wrote that. So I don't know. But so basically Doreet, so Andy asks to read about like how he's like, he does that thing.

I was surprised he didn't do his patented moment where he goes, to read, powerful stuff. He loves doing that. So, powerful stuff, huh? Yeah, I like to think. So she's like, yes, Andy, I lost a lot of family in the in the Holocaust, which I'm not even going to joke about because that's terrible.

I mean, that's terrible. I mean, she did. She did lose family, so that's like not even, there's no joke there. So, but then Andy then turns to Kyle. And he's like, Kyle, powerful stuff, huh? To you too, right? And so he goes, oh, and by the way, I had a dream that Ron and I were at like a restaurant at a communal table with Kyle, Lisa Vanderpump,

and Kim Richards. And I turned to Kyle and go like, I go, oh my God, we have a podcast to watch what happens, but we talk about Bravo and Kyle got up to leave. And then Lisa was like, Kyle, where are you going? And she goes, Lisa, they're just gonna talk about us.

It's like, we, anything we do, they're gonna talk about in the podcast. She goes, oh, just sit down. That was the whole dream. You're not important enough to talk about in a podcast. But anyways, so, so Andy's like, so you converted to Judaism from Mauricio's family.

How did the war affect his family? And she goes, well, I mean, I know the family moved to Mexico and like, I mean, I just know everyone lost family in the Holocaust. I'm like, you don't even know. No kidding. They learned how to make enchiladas. So that was a positive. It's like a K don't even know. No kidding. She's like, they learned how to make enchiladas. So that was a positive. It's like, okay, Kyle, thanks. You know that Lisa Vanimum sitting there be like,

I'm okay. I'm okay. I listen to B. Brickard. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. money kill. There could literally be no more generic response than I just know everyone lost family in the Holocaust. Good one, Kyle. You should start some greeting card line or something. Sorry to hear about your mother and or father who may have passed away or are ill or are recovering. Sign Kyle. So Andy's like, oh, well, some people have horse face

and some people will never win a horse race. What about you almost dying on a horse, Lisa? Rina, she's like, yeah, by the way, nice pivot from Holocaust of the horse. It's like, oh my God, Holocaust, right? Hey, Rina, you were on a crazy horse. How did your horse feel about Kyle's family

and the Holocaust? She's like, he used a lot of horses dead in the Holocaust. Oh, NPD. NPD. No, NPD. Ho, ho, ho. Ho.

Ho. I can't even do Yoda voice with a horse. Because all ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Her answer was classic, she goes, well, usually I can stop things that are moving from moving, but not that time. I was like, what? What are you talking about at this point? What an unstoppable object. It's an unmistakable force. You go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And Andy's like, Kyle, what I don't understand is why would you go riding horses when you're allergic to horses? You little nut, but and she's like, well, you know, it's like the allergies were to I've never had an anaphylactic shock and we were in the middle of nowhere and this German doctor guys starts with his

flupin' slope and dupe and tube and my throat's closing and my eyes were my the whites of my eyes turned red and the like bloodshot eyes. Oh my god. Well, you know, it was like 99 love balloons, except there were only two and there were my eyeballs. Okay. We haven't seen this since you faked, you know, a fear of heights in Adrian's private plane. Remember that? Why did we drop that story in line anyway? And Andy's likes, Erica, you were late for a boat and then you must got hit by a bike Which is by the way an exact quote She's like yeah, well I was sick in the morning. I was just late. I was couldn't find a doctor and then I shut up and then the boat was always almost Great almost got tangled up and died in the men to spoke to that wheel

Yeah, because I think she was expecting everybody to make this a big drama. So she's like, well, you know, but they started late at the zoo because I was looking for a doctor. And then it snowballed. And I said, stop snowball and it stopped from moving. Otherwise, we'd all be dead. It's just completing our story now. And then I got out of the car and suddenly I heard... I forgot because I'm still holding my hand down so that snowball won't kill everybody. And I got on the boat and then I said snowball the boat is leaving. Stay there snowball.

And I said you don't know what I go through at. And then the snowball questions all. And we almost died. It was amazing. I think I for that boat had a heat run. That's why I was wearing my underwear on the boat. That was one of our weirdest comic bets we ever did. Erica, like Lisa Renov finishing Erica's answers,

but Renov's only talking about snowballs. So, Nani-K! Nani-K! Nani-K! Nani-K! Montage! Sometimes people start off their morning with special K, but is anybody special is Nani-K? Let's watch a clip. Like Nani-K! Nani-K! Remember when Nani Manique repainted the outside of my house at 97 years old? Do you remember when Manique when the hang lighting through the Grand Canyon? Remember when we caught Manique having a group jerk and jerk in our...

In Muhammad's pool! Remember when Manique posed for that French man who then built the Statue of Liberty based on her figure. Remember when Nanne K. Single handedly stopped the hurricane in Haiti. Remember when Nanne K. went on a cross-country race against Bert Reynolds and Dundelweez. Remember when Nanne K. got in platform boots and danced on a bar to the song Tequila. Remember when Nanne K. put a moon mask on her head and sold big maxly to night for McDonald's. Remember when NanyK had that so-called in living color and it finally

went into syndication. Remember when NanyK typed a memo to Jared Ford. And Kraus like who? I love the NanyK montage because they already did it once in a season But they show all the times the NNK was mentioned and every time Kyle is there and she laughs as if she knows who NNK is and she's like Can I talk now about me? Yes, and Carl's like well, I just didn't understand who NNK was because you don't call her by her name You say grandmother and they're like let's show another clip package. Nanny K, Nanny K, Nanny K, Nanny K, Nanny K. At least it goes.

She was one of the most important people in my life, Carl, which is... Carl goes, well, my grandmother was important to me and she died with her name. And she's like, big, a Kathy. Yeah, Lisa has no response, and she goes, well, I mean, I know your mother's name is big Kathy or some ridiculous American thing like that It's kind of funny to hear Lisa Vanderpump say big Kathy. It's just it's so like Non-British to name someone that big Kathy Big Kathy or some some some Stupid thing you stupid lady

They can have some stupid thing, you stupid lady. Even larger than be gassy. I want to be frank and Kyle, this is not designed to hurt you. But 90% of our converse, and to God, are about you because of your anxiety, your family drama, your hyper-condria, your fear of the eyes can possibly still in your berk in bags more in not being able to breathe out of his nose anymore your hatred of yoga so your pros always feeling like the 18 sizes too small you can't find a sixty-white life ball and uh run it when she says that hypochondria, Rina's like,

Oh, shit. Burn. Rina's just eating it up. She loves it when they fight. When they have inviting, Rina's just like, watch her crumble. Watch her crumble.

And then as Vanderprom's lecturing Kyle, Erica goes to Teddy. That's your friend. That's your friend right there. That's her friend Yeah, I think that's oh, I thought she said it to Kyle because either way because Lisa's like oh, he evolved his medical Adam, it's like no, it's a postero. Yes, like it's multiple sclerosis. Oh, yeah, thanks Erica Erica, he didn't know what admin for not an hour. Erica didn't say I'm saying that's what that's what that's what Kyle is like No, how the Erica did say that. Oh, he goes, you know, you have car goes. I don't have multiple whatever and Erica goes Who has the multiple sclerosis? Why why is poor why is Lisa talking to Kyle about multiple sclerosis by the way?

I don't think she was. I think they just all, it's just so stupid. They're just like, they're just like, I said this thing. So, um, so then Lisa's like, no, it's fine. You're always in a chizzy, because you're just an excitable ridiculous human being. And I'm always there coming you down, like a good older sister,

almost like you are me and I'm Nani K. When I was like, so you're a caretaker, what you're saying? I think that's what you're saying. Shhh. And he's like, why are you laughing? You've been laughing for 10 minutes. What are you laughing at?

She's like, I'm not part of it. How many of you, this is great. This is good. I didn't do anything. Just, I just love being here. Thanks for having me Teddy's just watching like am I still Teddy bear? Oh God and then Teddy's like well friendship is discussing different things And like you know if you don't want to hear at least say you can say I can't be this friend to you like I can't do with

Amaz you need somebody stronger than me and she's like But I like it Which I think it's the stronger than me and she's like, but I like it Which I think is the point, you know, and he's like so Rinna Do you think Kyle likes it when Vanderpump is vulnerable and Rinna's like, you know, the roles are it's like, you know Kyle's like a Kyle's like a leftover and Vanderpump's like a piece of tap or where that keeps her safe and warm until someone finally eat her That's a mean I'll say

Who wrote this question Andy who wrote this shit did you just invent that it's like God sorry, yeah, actually I did So but the weird they were like so at this point like what is this all about anyway? And then finally these Savannah from brings it back to what it's all about, which is that this is just a response to what that time in the beach house when Kyle was like, said that Lisa is mad because it's not about her for once. And so Lisa was saying, this is just my demonstration. And it's often all about you. And then everyone's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, it is always about Kyle. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Rene goes, I just got it right now. I've been here the whole time. It's like, yes, it was about the Palli House and Annie's like, oh, right, right?

And it's like, so could you apologize, please? And so Kyle's like, yeah, but like Don't make it a bigger issue than it is. It was the Palli House. I'm like, yeah, thank you. Welcome to all of us watching this entire season. I mean this episode is classic Vanderpump like refusing to admit anything but remembering every single detail location, word, sentence, everything so funny. So then we go over to Kyle's an American woman living an American dream. But success doesn't mean awards. I was like, what kind of thing is that to say to somebody? Like, she'll never get an Emmy. But she's still not respected in Hollywood 30 years later. Later. So, um, so the question is about like, Hey, have you, so have your sister's seen

American woman yet? And like, no. Um, and that's, and Kyle is basically saying that, uh, Kathy had a different idea of what the show is going to be, which means that Kathy is mad that she didn't get to pitch the show that Kyle did. By the way, this to me reads fully like Kathy is hugely jealous of Kyle. Because basically, Kyle, Kyle gets to be on TV. Kyle's more famous than Kathy is now. Kyle's reality show actually worked unlike Kathy Kathy's reality show Kyle pitched a show and she was the one who who succeeded as opposed to Kathy. It's obvious to me that Kathy is just like furious.

Well Kathy also handed Kyle's husband a career which you went and stole clients and did all that stuff. But you know though I've decided that Kyle has decided that she's going to make shows about her family without really even bringing them all as consultants or anything like that. So yeah, but this is also a family that did not invite like like that. She had to like beg to be to go to Nikki Hilton's wedding, right? Which is that was after that was after more. I just right now say he was sleeping and taking his clients with him.

But you know what though? right now, so he was sleeping and taking his clients with him. But you know what though? I still think that even Mauricio, like leaving and taking clients allegedly, I still think that's obnoxious to not invite them to the wedding. I think it's just so above and beyond. And on top of that, you know what, just because you leave and start your own thing, like sure he may have done that and sure he may have, maybe he did steal clients. But you know what?

The agency is killing it. It's everywhere. It's a huge force unto itself. And that doesn't happen by accident. There's obviously talent there. And it's like, you know, so they can only have, they can only have, they have to get over it. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, they're not going to. And I love that and he's like well, I guess what I'm sorry. I guess what I'm trying to say is, you know, whatever sense of like, well, we like he owes us he owes us like, I you know, I can't archipelago. I'm gonna say so I'm just gonna back off. No, you're making yourself clear. You're meaning that like it's not like it's not like he just left and has sabotaged children in highland, you know, like I did. I mean allegedly he kind of did.

Allegedly he left. He announced that he was leaving to a bunch of their people to a bunch of his clients, which over the years he's probably earned a part of that business himself. I'm not saying they can't do anything ever, but it's just kind of shady to me, you know, like we don't have to agree on that. We don't know how he was, we don't know how he was treated over there also, by the way. We don't know. And we also don't know, like, I guess I'm trying to say, they can't begrudge his success because just because he left and took clients with him does not guarantee success. So the success he had still

probably comes down to the fact that he was, he's probably a very good realtor andtor and he surrounded himself with good realtor. So I guess that's what I'm saying. Yeah, some of them from the company. I can't believe I'm getting caught up in this right now. Um, yeah, I mean, I just think it's shitty. I think I think I think I'm I'm always fascinated by the dynamics and Kyle's family and... Sure city family. I mean have you ever... we've talked about the back house of Hilton on this show before. Yeah. And I've just read in excerpts posted online because it is too dark to read. Like it is horrible. The stuff that that they're saying in this book, if it's even like 10% true, there's such like a cloud of darkness over that whole family. Like, I don't even think anybody could unpack it, even if we had all the facts, which we know.

But Andy just kept pushing her, which I loved, because he's like, well, I'm really excited for your sisters to see it, especially Kathy, you know, because it seems like it was about three sisters and the mom, I mean, was there an issue that you were stealing their life? She goes, it's inspired by, it's based on, and there are only two sisters, Andy, okay? I wouldn't tell someone else's story ever.

And then he's like, so how's the relationship with Kathy Nash? She goes, not good. Are you speaking? No, and then Barry pumps like, I saw her last night. No. No. Bitch be like, don't ever mention my fucking sister again. Bits be like that is so Persian. Bits be like I'm a view seen Asian drivers.

Bits be like that woman doesn't even remember Nani K Bitch be like miss me with that cow which it's shit So Andy's like so you know, he's just like cheerful is ever So when with the last time you spoke and she's like I'm gonna cry Andy It was like six months ago and this is all because of the show Didn't you think of like, sending her the script maybe? And she's like, but I told her all the time. I said it was fiction.

So in other words, no. You see, she didn't send her the script. She didn't ask them. But you know what though, I'm also going to defend Kyle on this because Kyle wants to do a TV show. And first of all, she wants to do something for herself, okay, which I think is okay.

But she probably knows if she sends Kathy then all of some Kathy's gonna be all up and then Kathy's gonna be calling her shots. And then this idea that she has that she wants to do suddenly becomes Kathy's thing and it gets mulled into, it's like, it's like having, it's like executive notes, right? It's like, oh, now they wanna put their stamp on it.

So I get it, I, I get it. And I actually think that Kathy should just like, I'm like, okay, fine, then make it a really dark story. So she's like, you're not going to go out there. They have a fucking family. Like part of the reason you were even cast on this show is because they're the aunt of my daughter. Yeah. Well, that's the, there's that's the all competitive with each other. You know, like that's how Kyle got her name in the first place. So for Kyle, you know, I'm not sure what they're all about. Yeah, it's just a fucked up thing.

So I was like, my mom was just a jumping off point and trust me, she's nowhere near as nice as Alicia Silverstone's going to be. So Andy is like, is it more than the show? And she's like, well, it's also real estate, cause more you know, went out and started his company. And Vanderpump's like, well, if your mother was alive, the cohesion would have pulled them back together. And that's what Big Gathy said last night to me.

And the shit that big talks to me, I'm basically like a rich assistant now. Ha, ha, ha, ha. A big sister to Kyle. It's 90% about her. When I left she said thank you for being the Kyle that Kyle could never be a Kyle. Thank you for being Kyle by Lisa Vandipomp too. It felt like a warm hug because it was one.

It felt like two nanny k is getting together and acknowledging our existences. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, well, you know, I don't talk about them and they're not part of the show and it's unfair to talk about them and I would never talk about anyone ever. And that's where Kyle, I'm sorry, that's where she loses me in every argument that she makes because then candy comes back in and he's like, so, but then you sold another show and that's called Glass Houses and it's about a woman who starts her own company, her own real estate company.

And she challenges the grand dom of real estate in LA. He's like her mother-in-law. And she's like, um, well, no, it's totally different. It's totally different because it's women instead, it's women and also this one has glass, she has glasses. She has glasses. But again, I'm actually going to defend Kyle here because I mean, you're as a writer or if you're coming up with ideas, you want to pull stuff from your life.

So this is some shit that's happening in her life. Like what's wrong with that? And also, by the way, they are being, you know, they've been shady. Like, Kathy and Rick have been shady to Kyle and Maricio. And, you know, what? Like revenge or just it happens. That's what happens.

You're acting shady. Well, guess what? Causing it the last word. So why am I, I support it. I support you. Thank you. Well, you know what else I support support the fight between Erica and Teddy. So let's listen to the song that went wrong. That's Andy. Cool girls are cry babies.

Could be the name of Erica's next song or the name of her summer with Teddy. Like I hope sees. At least Kyle has an excuse of stealing that shit from her sisters. Where do you come up? What's your excuse? Yeah, so we see a whole montage and now we get into big fight about pretend amnesia was was pretend amnesia in accusation or was it just a bad choice of words. And so Erica's like, yeah, why would you even challenge my integrity like that? You know, if I'm making amnesia to be real, I'm knee-jaw.

You know, the people who really suffer from that knee-jaw, and you can't just slap a ton of them, they're all jaw. If I ever had fake amnesia, I should've been able to remember. Uh, so... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I said it you saw the look of my face. I regretted it and then bring it's like yeah Where did you get pretend to be sure? Where does that come from anyway? Yeah, you're so sensitive with me You let to read hammer you for 12 weeks. Oh, I didn't have my heart. Yeah, you did well. You're rough with her You're real rough of her. No, I didn't yeah, you did you let her have it. I didn't let her have anything Guys, I don't even know how to hold a screwdriver. Okay, I don't do hardware.

I like PK do that, okay guys? Sir Hurricane goes, all right, well it was the back of us, a trade. And you're good at it, Dari. My point is, you had it out, but if I say something to get strong when my integrity is attacked, you say pretend and these, you know.

Like this fight is even dumber now that it was at the time I cannot believe Erica can still get her robot ass worked up over this yeah And Erica's like yeah to take responsibility for whatever you say and how people react and he's like I did Do you not remember? No, I don't actually do, but I'm gonna say I don't oh You probably watched the movie awakenings and said fake uh the whole time didn't you? But I'm gonna say I don't, oh that it was a bit much how you went after Erica no

No, not at all. I wasn't aggressive at all. You're stupid little bitch fast You're crypt keeper now how's that feel have I've ever made you feel crazy and Vanderpoke goes Now how's that feel? Have I ever made you feel crazy? And Vanderprop goes, hmm, no. Have I ever made you feel afraid of me? It's so much structity I call. It's stuck in a car. I was like, okay, mother. Yeah, I mean, like you're accusing Teddy of being way too sensitive about her reaction

to the way you speak. How about you're crazy sensitive to her just being like, was this pretendamnesia? It was like, as Teddy said, it was just a flippant comment. Maybe it was a little out of place, but Erica, I mean, at the time when it happened, I did say, and I still stand behind the fact that Erica basically was like, no, don't say I have pretendamnesia, and she just sort of like checked Teddy.

And it became this whole big thing. And I do think that like, Erica was entitled to check Teddy, but that being said, Erica must admit that she too had a sensitive reaction to what Teddy said, okay? So Teddy goes, oh, hi, I'm Teddy. You always talk down to me and Erica goes, I think that's really the way how you see it.

I'm like, do you do just here, but you just, that's one of my favorite things, slash things that get me so mad is when someone says, you know, you're always condescending to me and people respond by condescending to them. Like, no, I didn't mean to. She's trying to make me feel like I'm crazy. But then she goes, well, the problem is, you have a interpretation of who I am.

It's someone that you take passively. I'm like, now you're the one gaslighting here, okay? Yeah, you're the one who just took it personally about pretend, Mneesha, pretend. Like, you're the one-take passively. I'm like, Maggard, you're the one gaslighting here, okay? Yeah, you're the one who just took it personally about pretend, like, you're the one who's doing that. Yeah, if you should have been mad at anything, it should have been that Teddy was coming up to you following you while you're trying to go upstairs and go to bed and say, wouldn't you be mad?

Wouldn't you be mad? Answer me, wouldn't you be mad? And you're like, yeah, I would be, honestly, because I wasn't your fight and it wasn't right for her to try and drag you into it. Like, it's like, you don't even remember what you're fighting about. Sarah, here goes, that is a lot to do with you and not to do with me. I'm like, good job not talking down to her real, real good job.

And so then Erica's like, well, you're very sophisticated. You're very well traveled and Teddy's like, you think sophisticated women scream and snap. But if people, so now I'm like, okay, Teddy. Like, I honestly, I feel like we've seen screaming before. We've seen screaming and snapping. Let's not forget Lisa Rina throwing a glass and answered him. Okay. Erica's reaction was really not like screaming. It was just like, it was, it was certainly not the sound of someone who was in a happy place. It was definitely in a hostile, it was aggressive, but this is not screaming, okay? Yeah, she goes, well I'm an adult, and Erica says,

then why are we calling an adult woman a liar? It's like, this is the worst version of you are I've ever heard in my life. And the thing is, you are more calculating than you'll say. You're not an innocent fawn in the woods. She's like, oh hi, I'm Teddy. I don't say I'm an innocent fawn. That's how you go treat me.

And I think Savannah was like, Teddy bear, oh my sweet Teddy bear, don't get into this fight, my sweet Teddy bear. See, fawn. America. fawn bear. No, yeah, it's like a fawn. Yeah, it's like a fawn about sharks.

I was like, well, that doesn't really make a lot of sense. Because, you know, let me, that's not water and once it lands, you know, so if a fawn is as far into water where it could be around shark It the fawn's already dead. It's like a fond of dessert. You know, we'd be like Teddy eater Well also like stop trying to make Teddy seem like the crazy when you're she's basically saying You're like to like you're the citizen person amongst the sharks, but yeah, I'm not amongst this Like you're acting like you're she's basically saying you're like you're the citizen person amongst the shocks But yeah, I'm not amongst this you like it. I you're acting like you amongst sharks I'm like you're the one who's actually going nuts on her right now So you're kind of being sharky and she's being kind of funny. So yeah, funny

So Eric she's like I've never been spoken to like you speak to me. Oh well, you're obviously deeply resentful of me It's obvious. It's obvious, baby. It's obvious, baby. Even said I don't know why I reacted this woman this way. And she's like maybe in your world people talk to you like that, but not in my world. Oh really? Oh well, how fun, Shack. Oh. I'm just trying to make it work. Well, tell her, let's up it get the fuck out come on girl Like what does that mean raise up or get the fuck out and like how are you

Disproving this idea that Teddy is a fawn in the situation. Yeah, and then she leans back She puts her arm behind the couch and leans back like she's too pack Yeah, like she didn't get a so she gets a soda and Teddy's like what am I doing right now? I'm defending myself. I'm defending myself. Shout to Thalon, Sharks 1, Fawn 0. Any jets here? Get out, let it work.

West out, Thor. Come on, Erica. I don't like that. Now, you're misunderstood me. It's like a little baby is finally called out. Yeah, and he's just like, it's not empowering when it's talking down to someone. Why does she need to rise up against you?

Because you're talking. You need to listen. If you spoke to me like that, I would be very upset. Almost as if you didn't want to hear that, but I lawsuit! Erick, if you talked to me that way, I would cry. Almost as hard as knowing, what are my very best friends who I can say to us? Sister doesn't even know who Nani Kay is? I would be as hurt as Big Gathe was as she broke down in my arms last night. Not talking to her, but talking to me.

So Erica, I was not aggressive. It's like, what's your Erica? You were quite aggressive. I was not, I'm not aggressive. I'm like Erica, relax. Okay, you'm not aggressive. I'm like, Erica, relax. Okay, you're being aggressive. If people tell you you're aggressive, you're not allowed to be the judge of whether or not you're aggressive.

If people say you're aggressive, unless they're trying to do it in the fuck you a like, whoa, I grow. But if people say, whoa, you're being aggressive right now, you have to trust that you're being aggressive. Yeah. So then here comes Rina, galloping up again with last year's ball. I was like, oh, oh Galloping up again with last year's ball.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, last year. You came up to me in a group and you ambushed me. You ambushed me. And then it shows in the footage that Kyle was the one that did that, not Lisa Vanderpump, which you got to love how Rina's break works. She's just always going to try and bring Vanderpump down about nothing, like even if she did, because Vanderpump did start Kyle on that thing, but that was revenge for other state Rinna had done. So Rinna was like, well, you could have taken me alone

and said, listen, Lisa and Kyle goes, you know what, stop, she goes, that's debatable because Rinna's like, you said, you said I said those things, but I didn't remember, she was, well, that's debatable, okay? You did say those things. She's, well, but I didn't remember that I said them and she goes, but you remember the sentiment because that's still how you felt and you admitted it. She's like, well, I tried. I'll beat the craft service table staring at carrots. If anyone needs me. I was turning it down. So Kyle, Kyle Bass is like, listen, I understand Teddy being hurt.

Like it makes sense and Erica just starts flipping her ponytail. So now Joanne from Scarsdale is like, Hey, Erica, you were being a diva at the beach house. Why, like, what, you couldn't be there without your glam squad? So Erica's like, well, listen. First of all, you know, I was really roughing it because I stayed the night of the double tree. And everyone knows I only say quadruple trees. So double tree is a real step down.

This wasn't even a triple tree. I mean, it was sad. It was sad. It's a place where sad people go to stay. Sad people bleeding all over the dance. And, um, and Teddy's like, well, your assistant was already there. Which, come on, Teddy. Who cares? This was a dumb fight. I mean, I think Teddy's point is basically like, it's basically like, you knew you were going to be leaving. And oh, wow, let me, let me, let me walk this back on the show when it happened. She always contended, I didn't have a problem with it. I just thought it was weird because you basically just left and didn't tell anyone.

And your assistant was already there, so just felt premeditated. Like you actually never were planning to stay with us and you were just like here to shoot with us. And then you came back, so it was weird. And Erica was like, well actually, I was going through the worst period of my life and I was afraid I was gonna bleed on your sheets.

And I would rather do that in a double tree. And I was like really embarrassing for me. And they're all by the way acting as if they're off you know in Malaysia. They're just like an hour down the highway in Orange County. So it's not that crazy that the assistant went to the hotel ahead of time. I actually don't feel I don't think it's wrong that Teddy went to I'm sorry that Erica went to the hotel. I do think it's weird that she just disappeared and didn't tell anyone. And I think that's what they were always, that's what they were always bumping up again. That made them feel like, like, oh, okay, like never, okay, you're just gonna disappear in the middle of the night. Like, you could have just told us, you know.

And she's like, well, what's the difference? Like, hey, back to the next day to get more of this. Yeah. And Andy's like, um, but you have been setting up this, setting up, leave, he's like trying to help Erica, which is very nice because she's about ready to throttle him right now. So he's like, well, you did set this up by complaining about your period all day and then we get a montage of Erica talking about her period all day with, yeah, it's so funny.

I just, that's totally me who gets stuck with that. It's like, Ronnie, you do the period montage. Like, oh shit, why didn't I keyword any of this so then it's like so why it's so Erica? Why did you recoil so much when Teddy touch which is like well cuz I was embarrassed I don't want to talk about my lady issues on TV You know they just showed that montage yeah, and so Lisa Lisa band of pump is like I have a theory I think Erica when you're feeling vulnerable you don't want to draw attention to it. And then they showed like that happening. And Eric, like, no, that's not the case at all.

You're doing it right now. No, I'm not. You are. You are. I saw this first in Hong Kong. Where's that? Hong Kong, Doreet. Where? Hong Konger. Oh, yes, with a trip. What's in the Bay of Zintown? So then, Victoria from Cleveland has a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing.

I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing.

I'm not a fan of the thing. I'm not a fan of the thing. I don't know the guys who did it flesh eating T.S.B So Erica's like oh dramatic. I would what what from and runny goes At least you're not skits. Oh So Rene goes well she thinks it's intentional and Erica goes you're intentional So then it turns into the trends because Erica says I did like reading these tweets Robbie Collin being being called Regina James from Beab Girls, you know, and you've had to go with me in your blogs And Teddy's like, um, yes, and cathartically I needed to and she is cathartically is that fair? I mean who wants a cathode anyway. No, not like

cathartic so So so Teddy but Teddy was ready for that because she's like that's not fair That's what they just like well you were tweeting things and retweeting things that said that I should be fired So yeah, so I'm Teddy. And Eric goes, yeah, well, I'm, well, I'm, you're, you're, you're blogging with scathing. I have no character. I can't keep friendship. You don't know me. Raise up, girl. And she's like, Pulu was hurt. And when he goes, oh, you're hurt. That's where it's stemming from. You're hurt. Broken, broken, broken, deady bad. Broken, from your heart. Broken teddy bear.

Broken teddy bear. She's hurt. I thought actually when Eric goes, you know what? You don't know what kind of friendships I have in my life. You don't know anything about me really. I'm like, exactly. And that's actually the problem because we're in season three of you. And we don't know who your friends are.

It's happened to people that you pay to put on your clothes and make up. Okay. So actually, you don't give us anything and you know what, Teddy is like us. Like, is there more to this person or is she just here to promote her albums and to sort of like parrot, gay slang, etc. You know, and I think actually it's one of the reasons why maybe Erica's time is up because she's just, she's two, she does not give us enough and this season we need, we need someone in there who is just gonna put their life out there and is gonna galvanize this cast and Erica's

not doing it and I think it's actually somehow having an infectious aspect to this show. It's like it's, it's the most protective of their personal lives, and they make deals with each other, obviously, about what they're not going to talk about, because most of the fights on this show particularly have been about things that they're not supposed to bring up on the show. And so if you're just going to talk about your fucking dog

store or your fucking horse or your fucking business, like knowing what is it for that. You know, you guys have to do something. Like, no one needs to watch you pick up dollars with your vagina and some gay club, okay? You gotta do something. You gotta be real and some, you know, to some degree. Well, I mean, I would watch that,

but I would also need to see like human size, all these people, like, you know, we need to see see, I mean, oddly enough, to read, to read actually showed us, she actually gave us a lot of her life this season. Unfortunately, just wasn't that compelling, but she did. I gave you a ballroom. I gave you my dreams, my bikini dreams.

I finally figured out where to get flatbread in Los Angeles. Yeah, no, but I think that like Erica, like I think Erica is the biggest offender of this of just not, she doesn't allow herself to be vulnerable and she's not funny enough for that to be okay. Like Cameron on Southern Charms, she doesn't give us shit except that she's pregnant, but she's funny and she's likable. But Erica doesn't give us anything and like she's pregnant but she's funny and she's likable But Erica doesn't give us anything and like The it's just it's not it's just not clicking for me anymore. I'm sorry. Well, Teddy's like I just want you to treat me like everyone else And she goes I do I'm gonna. I told everybody haven't you been listening?

Okay, that's really not right Dennis Lyoy calm down. Yeah, so Andy's like Wait, are you scared? Okay, so we got a commercial we come back and Andy's scared Andy's like hi, you're Teddy are you scared and she's like I Know sorry this what's your bounce and she goes you told me point blank. She said She scares the shit out of me I abandoned her pump because in that late text she scared the shit out of me too. I hugged her and thought she was just born to a giant alien sticky sticky She's in my stomach

He's in my stomach. So yeah, so it's basically like, Teddy, is this what you expected from being on the real house? I was like, honestly, I had no expectations, but I'll take it. I am Teddy. So this is the old Rina. Yeah, it's old Rina coming back and she's like, what do you think?

He's like, please, yes, she's like, of course I am. Of course I am. Look at this terrible show. I'm glad to come. Can you give me back, baby? Vanderfomest, like she can only keep this up for so long. So good. So Andy's like, so to read. America hates you. How do you feel about that? She's like, well, I watched the show back and I thought, the summer pologees, I should have given that I didn't give and summer pologees, I should have accepted, but it didn't accept and to learn about yourself. But me and Tene, we have

more work to do. You heard me, Tene. Look how God-dareed, like, Dareed learns nothing ever. Yeah. Even after I served you my trademark Moroccan beans, you still hurt me, Teddy. So then, Erica and Teddy have one of these faux moments of, like, well, you know, a lot of things with a lot of break-throughs. And, you know, I feel really good about my Teddy moment, you know? She needed to be heard heard and I hear you.

I hear you. You. I hear you. We're healing each other. I work like two sides of telephone. Hearing each other. Teddy's like, yeah, I feel good. Yeah, if we could just keep talking to each other like this,

we'll be fine. You just yelled at each other for an hour. What are you talking about? So then, Andy's's like so Kyle, you wish you had better relationships with sisters that are never going to speak to you again. Do you wish you had better relationships with these ladies too? And she's like, oh, whatever, to read my gonna talk and laugh and be fine. Who cares? Yeah, leave me alone. Yeah, exactly. And Lisa's like, have you grown? Lisa's like, well,

Carlos taught me to be more open. And I look at Carlos' sister I never had. Just the way Kathy looks at me as a sister she used to have. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, at least it's like, I just want America to know that Doride is a wonderful person who says dumb, dumb things. What can I say? It's hilarious. Don't you see comic value? See makes mistakes, especially in our relationship as you might remember. But the audience should be like me and give her a second chance, even though they remind

her every five minutes what a loser she is. Yeah, and then it's time for one last toast. They bring out a whole bunch of champagne, but it's in beer signs, except for Doreed. She gets to choose between a beer sign and a proper glass. She's like, doesn't get old, does it girls? I'm just, they just kept on joking, eh? It's such a funny joke. I'm totally in on the joke now. I'm just laughing. Laughing, laughing, laughing. Laughing so hard you can't even hear it. Ha, ha, ha!

So then Andy's like, someone give a speech. How about you, Renette? She's like, oh, a speech, a toast! Did I mention my daughter used to make toast? Before she became a huge model, she was a toast maker. He's like, nevermind, Kyle. The last line of the whole season is Kyle going, where's my pretzel, damn it? That's true. Which is actually a great cliffhanger. Mike, I'm sorry, Kyle.

The band has took that too. Like, way to get me to pretzel. Not my pretzel. Like, wait, I'm gonna give you my breath soul. For you again, Kyle. Well, you know, the good news is, the season is over and the better news is that we still had fun with it. We still did. We sure did.

It'd be interesting to see who comes back and who's new and all that stuff. Yes, we'll find out soon. Yeah. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back. Any moment now. Any moments to talk about the things.

Yeah, absolutely. I'm excited to see everyone at the show tonight. And then on, I guess on Thursday, I guess our, oh, probably our, our real house is New York episode will be up a little bit later than usual, because we will be flying from Chicago back to LA, but just be patient with us this week everyone if they will all All our shows will make it to the podcast feed. Yes, my little birds. We'll talk to you guys later. Bye everyone Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us

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