Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Betch Erasure

Episode Date: August 2, 2017

Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I do not talk about well about clothing. Although except I did have some very specific opinions on the fashions of Shazal sunset yesterday But aside from that, well, how can you not? I mean, yeah, I know I know Well everybody welcome Thank you so much for being here. It's one of our favorite days of the week because we get to talk about the real housewives of Orange County Otherwise, yes, otherwise known as Big Big Lies. Yes, Big Big Lies.

Yeah, I'm excited to talk about this episode. I did get some Orange County intel from... Who did you? And this is important. Everyone gather around. You need to hear this. I'm gathered. All right. So I found out that a lot of people call the Quiet Woman Q-Dubs. It's not just Kelly Dodd. There. Watcher Krapins breaking the news first. It's actually commonly known as Q-Dubs.

commonly known as Qdubs. So we're gonna go down to Qdubs. And Ronnie, I'm excited about it. It's gonna be more exciting than you may even realize because I haven't even told you about the Qdubs plan. But there's a Qdubs plan and it's very exciting. I hope we can yell at each other. We've never really yelled at each other. Maybe we can get into our first fight.

Yeah, you know, it's funny because we just did a bonus episode for Patreon and the plan we talked at length about Big Brother for about 45 minutes and then ended with a dollop of C.S. the key. But I was going to talk about this pub crawl I did over the weekend and I totally forgot to talk about it. But there was someone on the pub crawl who gave me the Q-Dubs inside scoop and I think she's going to show us some Q-dubs and it's gonna be sensational.

Nice. Well, I hope that they're ready for me to throw a plate. Yeah. And it's claimed that it's not my fucking plate pitch. Yeah. No, you should actually come with a special plate that says Ronnie on it. So that way it really drives on the point that it's not your fucking plate. But I'll be like, that is my fucking plate! Bitch! I thought my fucking plate. But I'll be like, that is my fucking plate. Bitch! Read the fucking lines.

Um, be fair, I actually think that Shannon, her first throw, she says, that's not my plane fucking bitch. And then the second one was like, it's not my fucking plate. Yeah, because the waiter comes over. The waiter's like, please ma'am, she's like, it's not my fucking plate. Waiter bitch. I kind of. I kind of felt bad for the producers for this episode of Orange County, because last week was so phenomenal, perhaps an instant classic, and then nothing really happened this week, so to make things exciting,

they just kind of kept cutting back to the plate incident over and over and over again. Like every five minutes, they're like, hey, remember when Shannon threw the plate and they just be like, it's not my fucking plate, damn it. Oh, man, they had, they had some good memories throughout this thing. I mean, just tamarice speech from the, like, the last speech she gave, like this show. I love this. So, um, so before we get to it, just a quick reminder, we do have a live show coming up in LA September, second, come to that show. We're going to have some weekend events planned.

It's a holiday weekend. We are going to be partying like crazy. It's our biggest show ever. We are going to have an amazing guest who's never done a live show before and is fucking hysterical. But we are not sure if this person is going to get squarely with us after, you know, we're just, we're just checking because we're new. We're all all new friends so I'm just waiting before we announce it because I don't want to make an ass out of ourselves but we can say that this person if this does happen this person is a this is this is a name yeah it's good so come but you know what don't come for that person

come for us and also come for the people who are around you Because the watch what crap in community is a very fun community and I've really not been Like a part of that Like the improv community here in LA is great. That's a great community, but it's very difficult to stand in a group of like two or three hundred people that are like-minded. I mean it feels really really good you guys were all like smart by the way also smart and normal people. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see that there was like a model from Switzerland at our New York live show? Yes. And he sent me a picture on Instagram, not of his penis,

but of where he was currently listening in Switzerland. And I was like, what is this? It's like a Disney set. He's like, look, I'm listening to the watch what crap is up on the back. And he overlooking the Switzerland of the Swiss things. And I was like, this is amazing. I never got my house. But we have Swiss models, guys.

Swiss. Yeah, male models. So let's come to our live shows. Come to the show. Stay for the deck. Okay. That's what we're saying. So yeah, that's coming up. And thanks to everybody who's coming out and we have another live show coming up on our next part of our tour because we announced a tour but then you know we're peace milling it together as we go. And you guys have been telling us on Twitter and Facebook and Insta and all that stuff where you want us to come and we are listening so we

will be coming to one of our requested cities it looks like pretty quickly so we'll announce that next week too but in the meantime get your asked LA because I know they're so in even close to LA so get over here all right now let's leave LA and get. Oh, it's county. Everybody be quiet. Be quiet, everybody. Silence. It's a.

Volleyball silent volleyball silent quiet volleyball. That's the that's the spin off. They're quiet. Well, man, it's the quiet volleyball. And then it's like Sex of the city just getting it Shannon comedy Tamer's house and Like wow, hello when those DS I'm honing my espanyol skills How do I say this is not my plateau bitch. That's not my plateau.

Low non-Siento, my plateau bitch. No plateau ista oki con yo. Okay, puta gringa. Plateau miado bitch. So, she's like, I learned all my Spanish from signs around. How do you say, get your finger off my better finger bitch How do you say three musketeers bitch Trace musketeers bitch

So ten I was like hey after that horrible quiet woman incidents batch I got something for you to clear your mood. Amian? No. Sanax? No. Dr. Moon, psychological debris, my ass, and then David's finger?

No. Poole, I'm something on Instagram. The best kind of pills, the ones that are sold on visual social media. Girl, Tamara got smart. She's not gonna come out with her own nail polished line. She's like, I will hawk some pyramid, some pyramid style pills on the show and just sell them on my Instagram.

You know what? I can't hate her. Ow! That was an accident, but it worked. That was like, I wasn't intending to play that. I was like I wasn't intending to play that. I was just making sure I was like oh let me get my Shannon sound effects ready in case

me to play the I won't just fire it off. Ow! I've read in some comment a long time ago like two years ago someone because you know we have like a news alert that says watch for crap and so in case somebody writes, we can say thank you blog for writing or whatever, we're not dead. Something came up on there and they were comparing different Bravo podcasts. Someone said, have you

guys heard of watch a crap and said this queen goes, yeah, I tried to listen to them once, it was like listening to fucking shock jocks in the 80s sound effects and this is that I was mortally offended but then I was like oh my god that's so true oh oh judgey eyes you know what you know what I you know what I say to that blogger who called the shock jocks. You know what I say? Listen lady, keep your poker. Keep poking at me Megan. Keep it up Listen lady Am I excited? No No

No Listen, there's a shadowannon response for all of it. Anytime you come at, if you come for us, we have a shannon sound clip, okay? And if you're really a dick, you're getting Erika warming up every single time, okay? I mean, I do have it in your somewhere at this point. I've actually accumulated 70 different sound effects. They're all amazing. So this something that's also amazing. Clear me, Batch! These pills and Shannon's like, oh, it sounds like a cocktail. So Tamra says, these couches were just delivered from a quagga store. Not so comfortable, right?

That's and sandwiches are the hard couch and she looks like. Kind of like trying to figure out how to lean on it. This feels as stiff as David's emotional state. I remember when David was the stiff. This is almost as firm as my tombstone. Here lies Shannon Bedore, killed by an uncomfortable couch. This couch was stiff until I sat on it. David.

It makes me want to go to Greece where they have lots of broken plates and stiff furniture. Thanks for stiffening my couch. Thanks for softening my couch stiff dick. Shannon Batch. So basically, yeah, no, we're not going to make much sense today. Sorry. So basically, this is an intercut scene of gossip. Yeah. And Shannon is kind of trying to trying to laugh off the quiet woman incident. Yeah, she's trying to sort of yeah, yeah, go ahead No, it's good. She's basically doing the David Bedore. We're happy thing but about quite cute up

She's like, well, I'm just enjoying my half-flinging on and I see Miss Kelly dad walking in she's not supposed to be here But I was like, what a funny coincidence. I'm so happy Happy, I met two dogs. When I said, are you serious? I met. Are you serious? Are you as Kelly? Kelly, dog. Kelly, it's me, Shannon, in the bathroom.

So, good to see you. I'm confiding in you, because I'm so happy. And then, Tamara, who's just chilled her pills, and now has to remind us that she's also I'm just looking at the pizza ovens. So then Kelly is now at home with Michael and she's steaming something and she's telling her story about going to Q-dubs and she's like, you know, I didn't go into the quiet woman to start trouble, which of course is the biggest bullshit of all time. You know, surprise her, her steamer didn't grow and know that poked through her clothes. Yeah, I didn't go there to start trouble.

I mean, when I saw her, I said hi. And then she just freaked out all over me, which, you know, this is why the police will never come to Kelly's house. You know how many times they've probably been called? She just gets over every important detail of everything ever. She will never be a witness in any case. And you know who's amazing is that then they they went into this montage

because because I think Michael asked was this did you get kicked out or who kicked you out or whatever. And she kicked you out again and she goes oh no that time was Heather and he goes no no Shannon kicked us out of that 70s party. I was like, God, you guys. And there was one season. Yeah, there was a montage of Kelly. You can get out of three different things. And I actually let out a huge laugh because it was so hilarious how every time she got kicked out, it was in the exact same way. I was like, I've had enough this.

Leave. You know what? I've had enough. Leave. Kelly, you've done enough. Leave. They just all said in the exact same way I mean I know that Shannon got two of those flashback clips, but I really did love that Heather one that was I just love that in each case, someone just goes leave.

Not like I want you to go. Please, you have to just leave. I made the same arm thing. Like get out of here, you're out. And Kelly's like, well, you know, I got up and then I just said, keep eating, you know, because she just can't stop talking about her way. And he's, he's in bed like petting their little dog while she's talking. And he's like, of course, you know, his face is like abused, but also like, oh, Jesus.

Yeah. And she said, this is not my plate. And then bam through it. And he starts laughing. And he goes, yeah, I don't know how you're going to get past that with her. I mean, this girl really holds a grudge. Yeah. It's like, you can't even fat shame her without her throwing a plate across a restaurant.

No kidding. You follow into a restaurant with a microphone drunk, then yell at her in front of her friends and call her fat. Yeah, while she is. She can't just let that go. Yeah, I mean, right when she's the most vulnerable, when she just learned that she is morbidly obese and had to show her belly in front of the world and in front of Dr. Tim. And she's at her most vulnerable. Who would have thought she would take it so poorly when you just merely told her to eat some more because she's a fat cow.

Who thought? And Kelly's like then she went off on what I did to her now. It's like what did you do to me? What about what she's like Kelly? Look, that wasn't nice what they did to you in Ireland, but at the end of the day, they were ordering you to Kila. Like that's their greatest sit against you, okay? Yeah, it's true.

Well, no, there was a whole thing late at night when they like they they tried to set her up. They tried to make her look crazy and they remember there was something that happened where they went down to the lobby. Then Tamer was like, look who I'm hanging out with. Everyone's hanging out without you. And Kelly was like, I want to go, you know, yes, that's true. Okay. So they hung out. Either way, she wants to get you mad about not being invited somewhere and then ordered you to Kiva. Like, yeah, I mean, come on.

So then oddly enough, there's like the first glimmer that they're going to try to somehow get past this and turn the tables on Tamra because Michael goes, you know, somewhere in there is actually a fun loving person. I was like, where did this come from, Michael? It's like at what point did you and Kelly, everything that Shannon was a fun loving person. I was like, where'd this come from, Michael? Like at what point did you and Kelly everything that Shannon was a fun loving person? I mean, I think she's a fun loving person deep down there, but you, where did you get this idea?

Shannon's the only other woman he's probably seen go ape shit nuts in public like his wife. So I, because he literally says she's like you. Yeah, because you've had some laughs, right? And she's like, well, you know, that's the thing. We could be friends for whatever reason. You know what? I think Tamer is the one. Tamer is the one, which is true. And he's like, oh, we have a new puppet master. Hopefully they've learned the relationship between a puppet and the puppet master by now because last season

I know there was some confusion on that on that. Like I'm the puppet and she's the puppet master. Well it seems like they're doing their best to correct that. So then we cut to Shannon. She's like this person I have seen red. I have seen red a couple of times and now I'm beating myself up. I'm going to be embarrassed for a long time. Do you have any ice cream?

And then Kelly's, you know, stopped them. She's like, she has Stockholm syndrome. And which is not a bad point. Mike Michael says that means that she's been locked up and is taking all the traits of her oppressor. She has bingo. It's not a terrible trace of of Tamra. You know, I mean, remember, this is Shannon hated Tamra as much as she hates

Kelly Dodd right now. She hated Tamra her first season. Remember? So there could be some of that. Yeah. Could be some of that. So let's see. Um, let's go over to like a, it looks like it's a movie premiere for the emoji movie, which

just came out this weekend, which is weird because all the real housewives went to the emoji movie premiere and they were putting it all on Instagram. So it looked like they did something at Lydia's kid in conjunction with the movie coming out this weekend, which somehow really annoyed me. It like annoyed me that the Real House has Barnes County is on some sort of emoji movie agenda. I didn't like that. Well, we're all owned by the same five corporations being.

Yeah, that being said, if emoji movie wants to sponsor or advertise here, I want to crap ends, we will welcome you with open emoji hug arms. Yes, we will, we will be the resting bitch face emoji. Yes, whatever emoji you need from us, we will provide an emoji. Yeah, emoji shit everywhere. Which also kind of made me feel bad for Lydia,

because the rumors are that Lydia is really desperate for money, which is why she's back. And by rumor, I mean, a blind item on a website. I don't believe that because the other rumors are that her dad's worth like a hundred million dollars or something. So I don't know that because the other rumors are that her dad's worth like a hundred million dollars or something So I don't know that I believe that but this kind of does the ingredients to that when she's got fucking a mochi cutouts to pay for her kids party Awkward, well, I don't know. I mean I'm I'm of the mindset that if a major motion picture wants to throw some bucks at me and like You know and and all I have to do is just show up. I probably would take that to even if I wasn't well Ben would Ronnie would but would a noble man would Lydia to be fair while her dad is worth like 2.5 billion

dollars those are Canadian dollars which is we all know our sardines so you know that's true that's like the price of a romance paperback Sorry Canadians there's a mad now Joe is always a bad expensive books because that's the only place I ever see Canadian prices is mixed to the US price on a book So good thing I ever have to say but I also love you guys because of Candace Olsson So Lydia is like look my mom's crazy. It's not that's my mom's night And then her brothers like this little 40 year old twink with a lollipop He's like ah Yeah, that lollipop really hurt me for some reason it was like he was doing it

he was like he was like munching on that lollipop as if you were in Greece you know like hey what's going on yeah let's agree some cause in Los Angeles with the like get that lollipop out of your face right the emoji movie premiere yeah I was thinking like he's trying to be a twink I like your version better that makes me like him more yeah we can bring them we like him. We can bring them we can merge both divisions together He's a twink who wants to engage in some racing like they did in the 50s Greece as returned with tweaks

That's sterling Like me go. Okay, so Lydia is like well. I don't think Vicky is bringing Brianna mom And I'm like oh she can it was five years ago I'm over. I'm so over it. And then we get clips of the reunion where Brianna's like I was literally cleaning blood mud grease payment Mashed up frog puree I've dragged off a dead raccoon from that ottoman, so don't pretend that woman is innocent.

Steven Avery is bodily fluids. Oh, it's just an update for everybody. Apparently Ryan went on to watch what happens live and apologized properly for being an asshole. So everyone can feel better, okay? So the big news is they got an autumn in from Ashley furniture. No more issues without my front. So yeah, but everything's probably fine. Judy doesn't care anymore.

Ryan now apparently doesn't care anymore. And Lydia tells her mom that even, in the spirit of forgiveness, even Lydia has made up with Shannon. So look, things are looking up. Yes. And she's trying to tell her who hates who in the group of women now. And it's like basically Kelly.

And the mom's like, oh, they all hate her. Well, maybe I'll sprinkle some fairy dust on Kelly. And she's like, mom, please don't. Please. So then Lydia and Vicki and Kelly are talking about Q-Dubs, which is just another excuse to show Shannon throwing a play again or say fuck you Or actually my other again another favorite Favorite quote of mine. Get out of my fucking table

This scene was so funny because Disney sent or was it Disney that movie whoever made the analogy movie sent some guy over who's like, oh, what he's not a clown He's the guy who's seat you at the movies. What do you call those guys an usher? A movie usher clown and he's trying so hard with the kids and they just show the kids watching him and they play Crickets as they start him with open mouths They're like when you're gonna start singing, yeah. I'm not, I'm not usher, I'm just an usher. Oh. Oh.

So the Kelly's mom whispered something to Vicki, which I wish we could have heard. And yeah, that's funny, you're right, I remember that. Lydia's like, what's up? I'm so confused. I'm so glad I was there. You don't waste a plate of food. Like I could I can't do that.

Who does that? And Kelly's like, yeah, remember she's like, this is my plate of food. It's like a flip of salmon again. Yeah. And lady, because yeah, it was mine. And I was surprised that Vicki was like, oh, you know what's funny? The other day, I spilled salsa on, I spilled salsa on, on on my boyfriend and then they would have just showed another clip of Shannon throwing a plate just because why not. That's my time.

That's my time. I've done it by cone. Sam is like this isn't my plate bitch. Like. Just for everything. Hey remember that time I'm a l Wearing and I used to work together. This is it, my fucking plate. Okay.

So funny. And Lydia's like, yeah, that was my plate. I'm glad someone else got to be victimized by that scene now. So she's the scene that we'll never end. So the cookie car arrives and it's peggy. And tickle tickle. Hello and multi. Oh, where's the eggplant? We were at school together. Ah, he's basically our baby and Tommy to me. Right. What emoji do you think Peggy is? Oh, my God, I would have to whip up my phone and start looking through them and then I'll just get lost in there. Well good, I'm already there. I feel like Peggy would be an emoji from that generic tab towards the end, which is just symbols. She would

probably, I feel like Peggy is the black square, just a black square. Like that random shape that's there that no one ever uses. Literally never one, but there's a whole bunch of shapes back there knowing this. You know that one where that Renny uses because she has big lips, so she's always using the lipstick lips emoji. I think that's kind of Peggy because it's not even lips in any kind of expression. It's just like, I think she's just one of these really useful things. Like, for instance, like she is the, the, the, like that,

that there's a, the Crapet House. There's a crane. She could be anyone of those things. She's the shrug. She's just one of those flags. I don't know what it is. One of those things. She's the shrug. She's just one of those flags. One of those endless flags. I like that Peggy's like a cleaning lady in El Paso. And just suddenly pretend she doesn't know English when you want her to do something she doesn't want to do. Like when Vicki later, it's like, you're a princess. She's like, what is this, this word? Like, she get out of here, Romana.

You know what that means. So, yeah, so Peggy is obsessed with Peggy's ring and she's like, wow! And then Peggy is just saying that, and she's like, what is these crowns? Why so many crowns? And you're just like, wow, I love crowns, I'm wearing the monster, we make love with crowns on And you're just like, well, I love clowns. I'm wearing the monster. We make love with crowns on.

Peggy's like, uh, and Lydia's like, oh, you know, my mom. I would come home from school. There's mom cooking in a T.R.A. And it's just my mom's song. Trying to make it sound fun. And Peggy's like, I don't get it. And then Kelly goes, oh, Peggy, I'm so sorry about last night. Peggy goes, I'm glad Kelly apologized.

Because Peggy was the real victim in all this. I had to change seats and that was very difficult for me. Because like, oh my God, is that your rig? Show me your rig. Show me your rig. Oh my God, it's just big as my house. Let's just face it. It's as big as my entire house that rig.

And she goes, I keep saying cracker jacks. Yeah, I was, I didn't quite understand the illusion. Because she was saying it's so big. It's like a cracker jack toy. Because she was saying it's so big. It's like a cracker's actory. Because it's too big to be real. And Kelly's like, what are you two, Tiko? She's all into Tiko. And Tiko's like, I do wheels.

That's what I do, wheels. The things that go on your car and make a fancy. And she goes, you can put wheels on my car ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then Judy, she tries to do the fairy dusting thing on either on Peggy or on your Peggy and Peggy was not having it. She just goes, I don't know what fairy dusting is. I just know it's hard to clean off and I don't want it on me. I will have you hung. Okay, well avoiding that one.

Want a tiara? I don't wear fake things in my country. In my country, we call very dust. Blood of lamb. It's a joke. You know what? Blood of lamb would be a really good detox. On Thursday, we kill lamb.

It's a joke. It's a joke. On Thursday, the lamb beats me. It's a joke. It's a joke. On Thursday, the lamb beats me. It's a joke. So you guys, I'm going to segue into a detox head. Now, you know that here, we don't really talk about things unless we've tried them. So I will be talking about this thing because I have tried. I've gained a lot of weight. Now, I've had fun gaining weight. But the way I normally lose weight is go crazy on these crazy diets So this time I'm not I'm just choosing to eat healthier foods and occasionally you know walk around the block

And one of my friends who Is hooked up with a lot of skinny ladies and housewives and stuff was like you should try this teeny stuff It's a detox and I was like, I don't know like house how swipes detox things. She's like, no, no, it's nothing crazy It's not like a diet. It's just detoxing teas and so I they sent me a packet and it's this it is It's like all these organic fresh teas. There's different kinds of detox in them I feel so much more energetic. I've just been doing them for a couple of days But I've been feeling a lot more energetic. They're mostly green tea-based They sent you this plastic tumbler, you know, that you can take with you with the sports

tumbler. That's fun. That is got a tea filter at the top. So you put the tea stuff that they send you, all the organic stuff in the top, then you pour the hot water through it and it brews your tea right there for you and you can take it with you. Get out. Yeah, it's actually pretty cool. I've never seen one of those. So the product is called TME. It's T-E-A-M-I. Okay, TME blends.com. Okay. And these, it helps your digestion. It reduces bloating and the green tea helps bring fat. But I mean, you've got to work out. It's nothing miraculous, it's just a detox people. And if you want to try this stuff, go over to their site,

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coupon code Croppings and thank you so much to me bland Wow, that's exciting that I I I feel detox already just by hearing that to me. How does your colon feel? Ben my colon well, let me tell you something. I'm drinking a new, uh, from a new coffee purveyor. And I'm sure my colon will be having a response sooner rather than later. I'm actually drinking one of my green tea, my colon tees from my

teammate thing right now. So don't ever attempt to use me if not using what I speak of. I'm looking forward to the VH1 reality show, Teme NTI. And the spin-off, Ronnie's colon. It's like my friends are so popular, my colon's friends. Okay, detox one, temé. Hi. Temé, okay. Speaking of people who need to be detox, Vicki.

So Vicki, we're back. We're still at the emoji. This is a ridiculous emoji thing. And so Vicki is now, she's trying to detox Peggy with her own personal brand of Teme, which is basically TMI, too much information. Not really. Just trying to make puns at this point,

because I got coffee on the brain. To buy. To buy. So yeah, she's basically She basically tells Peggy like listen these women these women are hard. They're gonna. They're gonna turn on you You have to be careful, but I'm gonna protect you don't you worry and Peggy's like oh, you know, it's funny because I'm going through a My double mastectomy because like uh-huh. Yeah, what the hell?

Vicki's like, OK, they're going to be me too. By now, and then she turns her back around, she's like, oh, now I tell you, I have medical issues mastectomy. And she's like, whoa, is that preventative or necessary? Did you have cancer, dot cancer, almost cancer? What kind of cancer was it? Do you have a trapper keeper? If you've got a trapper keeper, keep every

nod cancer related thing, because they're going to ask for it. Okay, people need to understand what an important disease whatever kind of maybe cancer you have, West, okay? Yeah, she's like, hey, yeah, it's a little pro tip. Next time, I'm about to go and talk some shit about some of the other girls, you're supposed to let me talk about it instead of just bringing up your Missectomy. Okay, thanks. How about we go into a business together called KAK, which is Killal, almost cancer. Okay. Killal, almost cancer. KAK.

KAK. What is this KAK? So either way, Vicky's, you know, Vicky's like, oh, you know, I'm gonna be there for you. Anything you need, just call me up. I will be there for you, don't you worry. You've got my number, I'll be there to help you with the kids. Whatever you want, Diko. Just call my name and I'll be there. So now is the next day and I guess Peggy needed something because here comes Vicky and she shows up and she drives right into Kelly's garage because I guess she was Vicki going to get new wheels.

Is that why she was in the garage? She drove into the garage. I don't know. She's like, wow, I've never been in someone's garage before. Look at this. I'm the guy who gets to someone else's garage. This is crazy. This is nuts.

Oh, wait, is this when they're in the garage hold on let me see here I think this is when I have picking up Kelly to go to the doctor right oh you're right I you know what you're right I just pulled a Ronnie but it was saying because she's honking she goes it's a batch it so I don't know how like I get a lay out it for yeah I'm sorry my Vicky was honking Kelly's driveway I was thinking Vicky was honking in Peggy's garage. Yeah. It's very confusing. I apologize.

Thanks for taking me, Vicki. I'm really nervous. You know, I'm going to get things tightened inside now. It's like, why? Because I'm a little leaky down there. I mean, let's face it, I'm not always getting nuky. So hopefully tightening the push is better for everybody. I know.

Kelly ever the classy name. She walks right into this like vaginal with Juvenation center. She goes, Hey, I'm here to get my snatch Titans. Look, I want to be here for my friends, but this is a bit much. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh The key is doing a full Blair Witch in that office her face was right up against the wall in the corner. Yeah, so I don't want to see Thanks. I don't want to see smiling things. Okay down there. Okay. I don't want to see smiling things down there. Okay. This is the weirdest thing ever next time I've got a lunch And Kelly's just like on the on like the table and she goes open wide

She's really embracing the experience because Kelly it's a cavity Kelly Kelly it's a really embracing experience. Kelly, it's a cavity. Kelly, Kelly, it's a cavity. So yeah, so it's yet another scene of women getting things done to their lady parts on Bravo. Yeah. In this case, it was a laser getting stuck into her vagina, much like Sonia. But this one, what I appreciate about this vaginal medjuvenation session was all the evocative imagery. For instance, when the doctor's in the middle of this laser in the badge moment, the doctor

said, oh, excuse me, let me turn on my smoke evacuator. Just imagining just like a little, like, rush fire coming out of her lady parts. The Dodd fire. Kelly's like, oh, you smell that smell. And think it's like, oh my god, it's flesh burning. It's flesh burnt flesh burnt. Oh my god. When she sticks it in there, Kelly's like, just kidding. Just kidding.

What is the opposite of innocence? Because I think that's what that smoke smelled like. It was actually in. By all the good. It was like anti sage sent out was the opposite of sage it was rage. She actually is like they they lit the rage in her lady

rage. She's like whoa that whole thing. Whoa you go girl. The weather she needs it. I was disgusting. Yeah. Next somewhere, we're pleased stopped overhead to call in a rescue. Like what other smokes it over at Shannon's rental. Archie has a new boyfriend up there.

How are you? You got a big bear there. Archie. Look at that. Archie with his big. Archie. David. David, why don't you play with me the That aren't you? Archie. David?

David, why aren't you playing with me? The way Archie plays with his panda bear, David? I need a 40 negative panda bears. Archie's big panda bear is David's blonde-unnie beach. Happy over it! I'm over it! David, maybe when Archie's done with a panda bear, we can give it to your mother. I'm sure Donna would love a big pillowy thing

to spend her time with, David. David. So we're going to do the obligatory. I'm going to teach my daughter to drive scene. Yes, but this is different because it involves Shannon Bedor, and this was actually a very special moment for us, because it really allowed us to have Shannon's classic anxieties

put on a beautiful silver platter that was her platter for us to enjoy. And if you can actually get through driving school with Shannon as your designated passenger, you actually get more points. Yeah, you can actually never have to renew your license. People know that you did something very difficult and you're set for life. And I enjoy the way that Shannon, like the pre-lesson, you know, when they're still in the house and Shannon,

taking some therapy approaches and she was like, Sophie, I see a lot of opportunities for arguing. So let's keep our voices down. Sophie, David? David, if I say something, it's cuss I can't. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserve session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle

between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?

Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. Aaron, I want you to be a safe driver. She's like, uh, mom. Yeah, so they get in the car and she's like, this will be easier than driving with that. He won't be looking at the beach for random blondes walking around. I have an opinion and I talk with my hands. But for my kid, I will be comments and it's going to be nice and peaceful.

Yeah. So the only car and you think, okay, your seat belt's on. David. David, she hasn't put on her seat belt. David. David. David. I've had 573 negative thoughts since you've pulled out of the driver.

Ah, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. It's a street. Duh. Ignore the movie. You'll have no choice in this situation. Look both ways. Like what she kept going. Red light, red light, stop sign, stop sign. Look, well, which is it?

You can't just be naming 20 things. She's like, it's a red light. Stop sign, crosswalk, lane, lane divider. All right. Now let's gradually push on the gas. Let's do it very gradually. Just like you, just like the way your father coaxes me into a gastropub which sugary me. All right, very gradually, huh? Maybe not that fast. Sophie, Sophie. Sophie tighter, tighter, tighter! Like wow, this is great right after this kelly scene.

It's like, who are we gonna have to have this in our mind the entire time? Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, David, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly. Watch out for those men working so fast! He's like, mom! He just as Christ Sophie She's a light shambler killed by an actual physical thing this time the daughter's driving she gets out in the president standing there like congrats You didn't you hide What

Get a purple hot So Tamera Tamer and Ryan So Tamron Ryan. Oh, this is a great scene. Yeah, that's always fun. If Tamron Ryan seen buckle your seat down, Sophie. Yeah, the scene was short lived as Sophie's car can crash into the side of the house. And just to keep the back. Oh, here. Just to keep the vaginal storyline going through yet another scene. Tamra's like, whether you want to drink Ryan, I'm drinking juice batch to get my Jesus flowing. Yeah, we learned that Tamra has to write a speech for a gala. And I can only imagine the sort of gala that has Tamra as the, the key speaker. I was like, is this gala going to happen at like a bass pro shop? Like, where is this going to be?

Well, they showed clips of the last one. What was the last one for? Well, that was like a lady empowerment thing and she was like, I almost committed suicide batch. Yeah, and her mom was there. Yeah. And they showed the clip of her mom there. And she's like, well, this is a gala because last year I got involved in a documentary called Obracing Batch Family Batch. And it's about when family is like, I'm just gonna embrace you Batch. I'm like, okay. I originally thought it was Batch, a documentary about Pencil's Batch, but now it's about

something much more serious Batch. Yeah, and then we get a thing of her crying. I think I love you so much. I just want you to come home. Which someone posted on Facebook that really all Sydney's asked is that she stops talking about her on TV. So Tamara, I'll stop talking about you. I'll talk about your job, uh, bat. So um, yeah, since Tamara has apparently been texting with Simon and that things are

actually good between them and they realize that they act like two mature human beings It's actually better for the family. What a revelation. Yeah, go figure But Ryan has been talking to Sydney. Yeah, actually and we we learned that Tamer actually ran into Sydney at Ryan's house And that they hugged for the first time in four years that in like in a situation where they weren't basically and Some supervised visit at some courthouse or whatever And I had to say as much as we like talked to you about Tamara. I was like that's That's that's like your own child that you can't you can't for four years. Haven't been able to hug

I felt bad for her. Yeah, I felt bad for her too But then you know she rooms it later in the episode But for now I felt sorry for her too and then Brian was crying because he's such a loser And he's like, well, you know, I'm still with Sarah, but we're always fighting and time is like, you know what? You need to stop fighting batch and he's like, I know, but I really even understand Simon now And I even spoke highly of him the other day, which is a trip because now he has kids that won't listen to him Yeah, and then we get a clip of assignment, Ryan, who's like 20 years old at this time.

To they he asked to get a job and stuff. And he's like, you want to, Ryan said, are you going to get the tattoo? He's like, yeah, on the bottom of my foot for you. And it says, get a job. Yeah. Ryan, Ryan has had a rough nine years, I would have to say. Looking at his sweet young face at the tender age of 18, 19 or 20, wherever he was, wow, he's really had nine years, huh?

That's that nine years as nine years. It's showing. Yeah. So now, Ryan's crying. He's like, I want to thank Simon. I get it. I get it. I have an awful girlfriend now too. I get it. He's like, yeah, I totally feel like he felt. I'm like, no, you don't because you still probably don't even work. And then Tamer's advice was, well, Batch, sometimes you just got to show your man,

man, Jaina. It's like, mm-hmm. Okay. It's like, I was wondering what that was looked funky in the shower I'm like feeling things so many things right now sympathy there was some sympathy there believe it or not people yeah there was sympathy but also like you're dirty and I just passed forward it I was like you're both gross so Megan Megan's like look I dropped a pant size. I think Kelly's gonna come over and the babies will sleep, Bridget, I dropped a pant size.

Knowledge, justice. Yeah. For Megan, Bridget to be my nanny, I didn't even know her qualifications. So it's like, you like that centered candle? That's my favorite centered candle. She made that at home. You want to be my nanny?

This clearly, Megan clearly signed on to the cast after everyone else because you can always tell the people who hold out because the first three or four episodes the season or in the case of like Catherine Dennis, almost the entire Southern Charm season, they're just shooting these weird scenes with no one else except maybe one other person, but they're basically in their house doing nothing.

And it's like, oh my god. Like Megan is, she's like in a different show. From what I remembered when we were, when we announced it, thank you very much, people, that she was coming back. I think it was only like a week or two later than everybody else. Yeah, well, which is why, which is why, you know, next week she's back in the mix with the other women when Peggy

closes Megan's lips their fingers, which is hilarious. What? It's a joke. But you can just tell that that that Megan was a little bit behind everyone else's schedule because she's been doing nothing else season except lingering around in her kitchen. And she came back with something to fight about because she tells us, I've been seen Kelly since I had the baby because I heard this rumor that she was dating someone. So I texted her and I was like, are you dating someone?

Because I heard I heard a rumor that you were dating someone. And then she didn't like that question. So she sent me a text while there was seven months pregnant to said, your husband's having an affair. Just thought you should know. And did you see the text? The text said, um, like Kelly's text had my blank, whoever, my blank told me your husband has a mistress and Megan's text back was, we're pregnant for God. Say Kelly, my God. Well, why is it okay for you to ask her at seven months pregnant but not her to ask you

You can ask questions, but you can't be asked questions. Come on, and then Megan goes. That's not a text You send someone who's seven months pregnant Come down Megan Yeah, you you tell them after they've held the baby Are you in a tool? I can't believe you're not responding. I'm seven months pregnant. I also like when she says we're pregnant. That's my favorite thing for crying out loud.

We're pregnant. Jim just thought the baby kick. Thanks a lot, Megan. I mean, Kelly, for God's sake, Kelly. We are pregnant. Kelly isn't really sure what's going on. She's like look. It is true I got you crazy when people say things about me, but look I don't have a boyfriend and quite frankly if I did I'd brag about it, okay, and she comes in wearing the clown shirt that she had been steaming and

Beckons like is that a shirt? No, she's like is that a dress and she's like no, it's a it's like a shirt dress. She's like, is that a shirt? No, no, she's like, is that a dress? And she's like, no, it's a, it's like a shirt dress. She's like, you need pants. What did you just come from? Like an emoji party? Actually, yeah. Leave it or not, yes. Were you doing the real housewives of Potomac? I did, I did like that when Kelly when Kelly said that she can't control herself.

She's like, you know, when someone presses my buttons, I'm just gonna press buttons right back. And I'm like, Kelly, I think what you need, I think you need some of that protective glass around your buttons because they're too accessible. You need one of those things where you have to like break the glass to get to the button. Like your button is just way, it's like you need to be less of an elevator button

and more of a nuclear arms button. Girl, she needs a fingerprint scanner. Like she needs like one of those iPhone buttons where you can only get in there if you've got the right fingerprint. Like stop letting people at your buttons, okay? Like letting strangers at your buttons is what got you into this

rumor in the first place. Turn off the pussy at dolls and stick a stick away from the buttons. So she's like, look, I got to get for your baby. Oh my God, it's like you and it's the same thing she's wearing, which is kind of bizarre. And Kelly tells her about Q

dubs and guess what? Another flashback. The isn't my play. And guess what? Another flashback. The slow motion version now. I like how Kelly kind of changes the story, but she always got stuck exactly what made her mad. She's like, where's Jimmy having an affair? Oh, by the way, did Shannon tell you she freaked on me? I said just to dig in her keep eating because you know She's gained weight and she's like

The way she goes after people is not normal. It's like a temper tantrum and reasoning with the three-year-old is not easy Kelly was so proud about fat shaming Shannon. Kelly was so proud about that shaming shenan. She was so proud. Almost as proud as Megan was to breastfeed Aspen. She's like look at work. We're pregnant. My baby is totally breastfeeding from a ghost breast. I can't believe you're talking about this. Well, I'm post pregnant She's like aspen's awake. Hey aspen. Did you have an affair? See Kelly? It's not that big of a deal Peggy Diko. Yeah, now's the garage

Back back up up. Keep coming. Keep coming. Oh God, I did it. If you don't know how to drive, you don't need bigger garage. So Vicki drives into garage. And this is where she's like, I don't know if there's someone's garage before. Like the car. All the maps today. Clang for wheels. It's quite begging for wheels, Vicki. So Vicki steps out and she bases these all these cars and just immediately calls Peggy

spoiled. And then and then to clarify, she says, meaning that you're a princess. And Peggy, of course, it's like, what this does mean. Like, okay, Peggy's just this word, what these these words. And then they go upstairs and they give like Vicki a tour of the place and you know, Vicki's like, wow, wow. And then Gio, who's the daughter, she emerges, she's 19. And I love how weird Peggy and Diko are with Gio. They're like, go hug Vicki, do it. Hug Vicki, hug her, hug her. Oh, yeah. I think like it's like the Pope has arrived.

Yeah, she's like, I'm getting down on that. Let's see, Vicki, you know, Vicki's like, no, no, I'm taking too long, that stupid thing. I just love writing down things in Peggy scenes. I don't know why. You should know. Vicki being like, I really like meeting new people. Like, can we please see a montage of Vicki being mean to people? Which of course we got?

Because Vicki is awful to new people she hates meeting new people She's like I like meeting do people nice people though nice people because you don't often get that impression meeting do people and You know, it's like the montage of her being mean the new girls. And she's like, this is the promise of for a great friendship. A, she's prudent. B, my boobs are bigger. So don't tell us either. So they drink and yeah, the daughter comes in and she's like, I don't know.

But go put it on your pajamas. Nice to meet you. That's what see each other could just pick the picky being stupid. Yeah, like go put it on your pajamas. Thanks meet you. That's what see you talk of just pick the picky being stupid. Yeah, go put it your pajamas nice to be to chill. Like I like your pants. Oh, thank you. You know, my boy fits are we think fix your pants.

Haha. So then Peggy started to talk about how she likes picking because she's protective and and then they're start talking about Peggy's mom. Peggy's mom had died, which is very sad. And Peggy's getting choked up. And Vicky, she starts going, she starts going, oh yeah, your mother was young.

Young, yeah, you lost her weight you soon. Too soon, your mom was so young. Don't you feel that void? You feel that void? You feel sad? You feel sad? But at least you got your dad, right? And she's like, no, they didn't my dad. At least I had him. She goes, he's alive, right? No, no. She's like, and then she goes like, yeah, I passed with them right after them,

right around the time of, you know, the surgery. And she's like, well, by the way, at the top of the scene I wrote Bunko in five four three two one. Yeah, and of course Vicky's like I was at Bunko At Shannon's and then we get the Bunko scene Which is so I have to say it was you know We talk about you know We have that joke like ma'am. Oh, I forgot my mom was dead or my mom's in the walls because in the aftermath of all that Vicky kept on bringing everything back to the fact that her mom had just died which is actually understandable but of course we're awful people so we have a joke about her like being like oh I forgot my mom is dead but I actually watching that scene and like I mean that was a raw human moment someone finding out that their mom had

died like right there right then and there it actually gave me chills to see that again. a raw human moment, someone finding out that their mom had died. Like right there, right then and there, it actually gave me chills to see that again. Yeah, me too. I didn't write anything to be funny about it. I was just like, yeah, that was sad. Yeah, I just wrote chills. I'm happy.

We can be human, we can be human, guys. Occasionally. And Peggy's like, we are orphans. She's like, yeah, but your roots like Eddie and I pour like all of your twist. Can I have a car? I can have a car? Could you buy me Lidda so I can get paid for everybody?

Can I get a kill all cancer car? Thanks. Can I get a cat car? Could you do some cat wheels cat? I'll take the black might cook you with the wheels downstairs So the music's like So the music's like, da da da da da da poor guy, I don't think he's been on camera since a few years ago and I think he's like, oh shit, I didn't like the way I looked last time. So now I'm going to get an earring and I'm going to go through my midlife crisis at a much

older age. So he shows up. I mean, he didn't look ridiculous or anything. It just was fine to me that he had an earring. You know, I just feel like if you're, if you're like 70 years old and you have like that in earring, I, and you're a male. You're cheating. You're cheating on your wife. It's just a strange yeah. It just looks weird. Just having an extra marital affair. Just take out the earring. Just take out the earring. That's what I'm saying. How about we erase the earring? Okay. We can don't erase the family erase the earring just take out the earring that's what I'm saying how about we erase the earring okay

We can don't erase the family erase the earring that's what I guess that's what I'm just trying to cut that is that I don't like that He has an earring yes, so I don't erase the earring without erasing the bad that's true. Yeah, didn't she erase the dad Which one of the family members? Yeah, she got rid of because that's back okay, right? Now she's back dad. Okay, right. But, amusingly, the mom has now raised her because the mom, Tamara's mom took up a shift at work so she couldn't come, which is amazing because Tamara's mom comes around a lot. So she must really hate the dad. This is really where Tamara loses me every time.

She's so fucking self-involved. She doesn't see what she's doing to other people and then she turns on them like on national TV and it's not cool You know, I don't like that she does this she explains well, you know We haven't had the best relationship with my batch dad because when my mom when my dad left my batch mom I like sided with batch mom and then didn't I erased batch dad and then you know like Sidney is car Sidney is best carma batch. And so I it's like wow Sammer Tamer is self-aware and she's learning right which is my first thought. But then when the mom doesn't come because the mom probably feels betrayed that she's trying to make her come to this event with the man that

ruined her life and like sent her into a spiral of depression that she's still not recovered from. Where Tamer's like, okay, everything's fine. Nadaz is gonna come to this event with me. And so she didn't come. And so Tamra's like, well, it really hit that mountain cam. Like, you're really an asshole. Maybe mom was like, you know, last time I went to one of these speeches, I had to sit there

and listen to you talk about how you tried to commit suicide. And I just think I don't wanna do it this time. I don't wanna be with my ex. So have fun. While you semi-align in the back room of the P.F. Changs. Yeah, while you semi-blame to me for it, and then I went on to your wedding spin off when you were still making me apologize 90,000 times for you not having a perfect childhood as if everything that's gone wrong in your life is my goddamn fault. And now for the erasing family event, I'm supposed to sit there while you pretend your dad never did anything to me. Bitch. I'm not even saying the mom's

right, but it's like Tamra can only think of what she's going through at all times. At all times. So like her brothers there and everything and they all go to this gala. And the weird thing was that they, all the emoji movie things were still up on the walls. Well, that was like, that was strange. You can erase family, but you can't erase a bogey. Like, Tamara, it's the emoji movie. Just, just be honest with us.

It's nothing to do with your family. Yeah, Lydia's like, try and erase this glitter, okay? So, so yes. Yeah, Lydia's like, try and erase this glitter, okay? So, um, so yeah, so now, um, Tamra is still like all sad that her mom isn't there. And, uh, so then they're at this gala and this fake Mayan Bialik gets up and her name is Ginger Gentile, which cracked me up. That's, I just love that there's a documentary directed by someone named Ginger Gentile who looks like my I'm B.I. Like the stars a woman from real houses of Orange County. It's like the strangest cinematic experience one could ever imagine. I'm having trouble not imagining why your parents erased you.

Ginger Gentile. Yeah. Yeah, so some people come up to Tamara and she like that's this happening to 22 million in the world that and David's like This guy named I think David is like yeah, you know, I'm still fighting to see the kids after this High conflict of war and this other lady's like well, it's a cycle if you were alienated as a child And she goes I wasn't alienated that I just sized in a divorce. I was the one to walk away from my dad and she goes, I wasn't alienated, Batch. I just sized it into a divorce. I was the one that walked away from my dad and she's like, oh. Meanwhile, Tamara has reached full Chenoweth. She is fully transformed into Christian Chenoweth, I believe. Not a bad thing. I'm just how dare you. Sir. How dare you.

I love her. Speaks to a certain witch like character in Tamra. Oh, I'm good. That was the good witch. She was. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Everyone. I'm sorry.

Elphaba. The green one may be except I can't imagine her handling such a powerful ballad. Yeah. But Tamra, yeah, she's like, yeah, it bumps me out to my mom, didn't fail it with importance enough to come here and talk about being erased. Sorry, maybe your mom didn't get the memo that ginger gen teals backroom Gala was an important event. was an important event. Yeah, and then her speech is like,

I have got through three years about it's called silent pain. I'm like, your pain was not silent. It was, what are you talking about? Well, to be fair, she was talking about cut fitness. Those warped floors, I have been doing ad vector sizes on warped floors for three and.5 years.

People tell me don't worry that it won't hurt. And I'm gonna punch them in the throw batch again and again the throw crushing on them. Quick cameras. Real it in babe. Three and a half generations of alienated people. I bought a race. That's my other fuckers by punching them at the throat. I'm like, wow, way to go from silent pain to punching people in the throat. And they're still playing this tinkly music. She's like, yeah, you did it. I mean, it definitely sucks. It sucks to be a parent whose child doesn't want to be to anymore.

And obviously the other way around, like that definitely sucks. But there was something about this all. I had, I don't know, I had had a I had a weird reaction to it all I I feel bad I feel bad for these families that are fragmented whose children are not speaking to them And it's it's a terrible thing and it's terrible thing for parents have to go through well I also but I also felt like I don't know maybe be a better Parent is that like obnoxious of me is that totally insensitive if it is I will accept it and I apologize but I don't know, maybe be a better parent?

Is that like obnoxious of me? Is that totally insensitive? If it is, I will accept it and I apologize. We've seen Tamra for many years on this show, okay? We've seen Tamra do some pretty ranked disgusting, vile things as human beings. And now we're seeing Tamra do this, you know, like serial killer, your death row Christianity plea, which she's still sticking with. And I got a hand at her. She does seem to be kind and nicer, but she's still turning right around and pitting

people against each other. She's still, you know, it wasn't long ago that she was trying to gaslight Shannon and trying to make her look like she, you know, she's still doing this vile shit. And when she does shit, like, trying to throw her mom under the bus, who's done nothing but trying to be there for her, it's just, it's gross to me. It's like, I'm sorry you got erased, but it wasn't an accident that you got erased. And you have to earn people's trust back. Well, actually, I'm going to walk back what I said because I know I do feel bad and I actually feel like it's not as simple as be a better parent because the truth is If you have someone like a Simon who will say toxic things into your child's ear and like and might even say lies

I mean look at a Thomas Ravanell Catherine Dennis situation. Oh also maybe not great examples of parenting but You know if you may actually be a perfectly fine parent, but if you have a partner who is or an ex partner who is putting all these maybe lies or half truths or villainizing you, that definitely does suck. So you know what, I take it back and you know what, I support ginger gentile and I don't want anyone to be erased.

Unless you're watching I agree with Alfa to be erased. Well, I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you. And it's hard to see who deserves it, right? It's hard to say, well, she deserves it because she's Tamra. I don't know Tamra. I know the Tamra I see on TV, but all the people that we know that no Tamra say she's lovely, she's funny, she's a good mom, she seems to be a really good wife, she's a good

friend. So she's got good wrecks from people She's a good mom. She seems to be a really good wife. She's a good friend So she's got good wrecks from people that we actually like who aren't jackasses So I don't have trouble believing that she's good on some level But really I mean we've seen her be so vile that I don't even know the woman and even I'm having trouble accepting her Like I'm still expecting a return to Satan party any moment, you know So I can imagine going through that as a family member, you know, I don't know. Yeah. On some level, Tamara always strikes me as just, you know, playing a victim card in things instead of truly taking responsibility, you know, it's not really about what I've done. It's about what Simon did by brainwashing her, you know? Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know.

But I don't know. It's at least a good reason for Tamro to give a speech about punches. Somebody in their throat. Exactly. Yeah. Sometimes when we go really in on these people, I sometimes I'm like, well, they are still people and I should have like maybe a shred of empathy, even if they've done all the things on these shows when it comes to parents and children. even if they've done all the things on these shows when it comes to parents and children, that is some pretty serious shit. So, I don't know what that was. I don't know they realize. All I know is that, you know, as much as I bitch about Tamra, the Tamra I love is the Tamra

who's like, and then I buy the PUSH in the throwback. Yes, that's... Well, I think that Tamra what she was saying was, it feels like someone punched her in the throat. She says, she doesn't like when people say, don't worry, they'll come around, get over, it'll come around. And then she said, if someone punched her in the throat and said, don't worry, you'll feel better, and then you get punched in the throat again. And again, and again.

And again. Oh, I wrote that she was saying, I want to punch them in the throat again and again. She probably used to do that. Well, she probably used to do that. Yeah. No, it's like she's getting punched in the throat. But her main point was good, you know, love your kids more than you hate your ex because deserving of having two asshole parents in their lives, just like every other kid, but two asshole parents.

And a step brother who's questionable. Yes, we all have that right. Yes, we're all entitled to that. I don't know. I don't do this to feel things. No. Also, I'd like to know what the Oceanjals are. Where did they stand on this?

Where did they stand on it? Okay. How do the Oceanjals feel about Arasers? And where is Jesus trainer? And why is he not here? Where is Jesus trainer back in my life? Okay. And we are the members of the band Arasers. How about about that guys? It's only episode four. Give it time. We've got me team left

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