Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017

Episode Date: November 1, 2017

It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ghost of Diko got hurt. I really ghost of Diko stuffed his toe. When I heard that ghost of Diko clip, I saved it up for Halloween. Spooky the spooky sounds Diko hunts these hunts these walls with his with his hurt Oh Diko Diko I would like your permission to have some Halloween candy. Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh. I love Halloween because we started Halloween in Armenia. Armenians were first to believe in Halloween. Armenians were the first to give Jesus a baby Ruth. Armenians created a hundred grand. A hundred thousand grand. I don't know, but I love that Peggy would be into the hundred grand bar. Because they only come out of Halloween.

Like, wait, what is this candy? Itis or Indian Halloween candy bar. We bring it out on Halloween. We were first thought. We were first thought. Ooh, I just heard something. If you listen closely, I think there is actually a ghost in my house.

If you listen very, very closely, you might hear the sound of it. Shh. It's a real thing. Oh my God. Was that? It's Landon. Landon is haunting me. Wait a second what is that noise I'm hearing? Me and Miss Chia, the daffodil has it honey. Oh, She out of daffodil has it, honey. Ooh.

Married to ghost medicine. What a spooky, what a spooky, but convoluted ghost sound. Oh, being a ghost with medicine. I'm leaving gym this time for dinner, honey. So what we're doing about the boundless weight, then? Yeah, I think we should have eaten here. Yeah.

Was that the ghost of Dobby? That was the real ghost drives of Shesha Dobby. Dobby. I can't deal with it. Damn it. The good news is that while it appears that our podcast studio has been possessed by many spirits, I have called in a very special medium to exorcise the demons of this. How sad that we're going to be celebrating somebody else's, yeah, one of the same day that we hear about our friends split so upsetting. I know.

Exorcising what little brain power Camille had left That final party Camille was she was trying to exercise the demons, but Mauricio just sort of took over and Mauricio is just telling the demon what to say the whole time the power of Christ Have that you mean the house. Yeah, you mean you're gonna go into the house and you're gonna hide from the children And then you're gonna scare them when they come out. You're gonna say boo And then you're gonna give them candy. Okay, good. Glad we taught I Do you have to mention one last thing before we get into our show that As it is Halloween, it wouldn't be a Halloween without a full ghost possession and it appears though to Rinda may

May have been possessed. More she does know she's doing better than she knows she does. Oh yeah. We got this on my house. It's her mixed with a little Carol Channing. Yeah. Just like during a little freestyle after a dinner with you to show. Maybe we hold on Ronnie. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Ronnie will you hold my hand so we can do a say on so you hold my hand? Yeah, I'm holding it. Here we go Not gonna sit there and I'm just saying bring your stuff and stand around Well remonna does not want to exercise the demons who are you to get me wet? Who are you to get me wet ghost? I'm not gonna go to a haunted house, okay? I went to a haunted house with a little girl and I thought it was very scary and I thought, how would they ever gonna sell this house on the open market, okay? I got slimed, okay?

Let's face it, my face is covered in slime. Whoa, this one time was a little girl. I got very scared and someone said, well, who are you gonna call? I said, I'm gonna call ghost busters and Jody Parsonsmith says, you're not gonna call ghost busters because you don't even know how to use a phone.

And to this day, I still have never called ghost busters every time I see a ghost. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but let's face it. I'm not gonna call ghost busters, okay? Who are you gonna call? Let's face it, not'm not going to call ghostbusters. Okay. We're going to call let's face it. Not ghostbusters. Does it one time? Slime through spaghetti at my mother. They're sultans strange. In the name of who you're going to call. Let's face it. Not ghostbusters.

You know, you should do instead of calling some of you should go around that way. You could have broken your arm. Okay. that marshmallow man stepped on the Empire State Building like he should have gone the other way Stairs over there. Hey marshmallow man take a Zanax take a Zana calm down I love it no matter what we start with all roads lead back to Ramona just not understanding a holiday Well because Ramona would be the person, be like, look, look at that man. I'm at Tavern in the green right now trying to enjoy it. Nice dinner with Mario.

And there's a man up against the window, his hands are against it. And it looks like a monster has come in attack them. It's he's saying something about being a key master. I don't understand it. How could be a key master? If you had a key, you'd enter the restaurant, okay? Okay, I have three different trick-a-treat pumpkins.

Ah! Okay. Okay. Brian has candy, one has four lines, and one is empty, just waiting to see if some cute mint at the buff. Seesman says, that thing is empty. She looks thirsty. Who is

stool? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who stool is. Well, welcome to another day of Watch Your Crappens. Real Housewives of Orange County Day. We're already in a loopy mood and we're just starting out this day, but hey, give us a break. It's Halloween and it's San Francisco week. But hey, and it's also the very last day of all time that I'll be podcasting from this apartment. Oh, Watt, Watt, Watt, isn't that scary? Watt, Watt, Watt, Watt, Watt. I'm going to miss you, old apartment.

I'm gonna miss you all department. I hope everyone's excited for new acoustics and new background sounds from the, I don't know I'm talking the Ramona for this part, but let's face it, okay? Don't, just don't move, don't. Oh my God, you're gonna move, go to San Francisco, then Mexico, then come back here. We're looping out. And I'm also saying hamlet in the middle. We're not gonna make any damn kind of, oh my gosh. My name is Alexander Hamilton.

It's Alexander Hamilton. I'm seeing Hamilton tomorrow night, but you know what I'm not gonna do? I'm not gonna take a selfie of me with the stage in the background, holding up a play bill. I'm at Hamilton. Like, congrats on the calculations, everyone. Like, you think I care if you're holding up a play

building that says Hamilton? It's different when you do it. Watch me do it anyway. I think that's the true spooky thing is that you become possessed when you're there. And you're like, I'm seeing Hamilton. I'm actually really excited. Oh my God, that's gonna be so good.

Well, it's a very musical week here on Watcher Crappens because we saw a little shop of whores this week. Yeah, the re-released with the original ending so we can't stop singing things to each other. So sorry. Yeah, if we wind up singing this week, just bear with us. Yeah, you'll deal. Okay, guys, it'll be okay. But for today, we're in the very spooky town of Flink or doogan, Hagen. here in the very spooky town of Flink or doogan Hogan. Flink or doogan Hogan. West. Flink or doogan Hogan West. And we don't know what's going to happen with Vicki.

Will Vicki be back? Will her ghost be back? Will Vicki be charged for that roeb's you put over her head to take out of the hotel? We'll puppy the buffalo, come back to save her. I loved the way this episode began, because obviously last week Vicki was like sweating or hair was mad and down. She's like, so this week the music was like,

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. They're showing all these cutaway shots of like glaciers and fjords. Like, oh, serious glacier time. Like this glacier means business. There's a heart attack happening somewhere. Dun dun dun dun dun what are fall but it was very like peewee's big adventure thing it was like like whoa it's like they got the whole orchestra from desperate housewives

over here like the whole Simpsons orchestra just like and then peewee's bike just rolls by. So Vicki is being attended to by a doctor named, G-G-G-G-G-R. I don't even know how to say his name because it involves a letter that's not part of the English language. Well, you can't say it because everybody has an Alexa now

and you don't want Ikea just automatically ordering you a bookshelf. Actually, I could use that. I am moving tomorrow. Okay, Dr. Fleege not. His name is spelled G, U. Then there was like a strange letter that looks sort of like a, like it sort of looked like a D that had like wilted and then someone stabbed it. Yeah, and then it was like, we love the alphabet because it helps us better,

but it doesn't make it sound right. We care the alphabet Yeah, it's like someone's dad the dean it slumped over What is that I love it for Halloween? I think it's better that Americans are so ignorant because we just made up our own shit We're like let's take all these normal letters in the world that are thousands of years old and just change them to be American Let's make them look look less stabby It's like we're the ones who'd confuse the rest of the world and we're the ones complaining. Like their letters are weird.

They're swear. But you know, to be fair, I once took a historical linguistics class and there's like a lot of things that happen with language over the years. Anyway, so they are, so Vicky's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

and then Tamer pushes her way in. And like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh start take out our poop. Disgusting. You should have seen that thing coming through the house. You want to talk about an anxiety attack. I don't even get it. Big anxiety. Why make you laugh? And they got her is totally on her side because he's like, hello, Dr. Vintin Fluegen, and she's like, do you'd like to open up doctor? And he's like, what is wrong? No one is believing, Vicki at all. He's like, let me listen to your heart. Hmm. I just keep saying whoop whoop whoop whoop No, it's not as supposed to say whoop whoop whoop whoop. So we'll put a P in there. I'm dying. I'm dying of the P Die of the extra P. He was so bored. He's like, are you in pain? Are you? Do you have any conditions? And she's like, I'm not in pain. So he's like, of course, he's like, well, this is probably not our attack.

So she's like, I'm under cardiologist care right now. I'm like, no, you're not under cardiologist care. You went and you visited the cardiologist and he's like, yeah, you know, take it easy. Yeah, and that was like the guy who works at Nathan's hot dogs anyway. Like, who do you think you're killing? Yeah.

So the doctor was getting the best part. So Peggy's there and Peggy, I mean, Peggy really was like, We're kidding. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to her. Can you please? Yeah. Yeah. She was doing that things that family members do in the hospital room to show that they care the most. Where they're like, why is she like this? Why is she just laying there like this? Can we get some, I don't know, maybe pillow? Oh, pillow, that's good. Okay. Why is she still laying down like this? I need to see the doctor. It's like, no, you don't. Just leave the doctor to look at. That's what you're doing. And then Vicki, of course, goes into goes into her like I want my friends back voice but she like modified it for pillow she's like I just want to feel better I just want

a pillow I just want that's just want that's like okay I just want a pillow in a glass dish with the fork and cheese on top not pretend it top. I'm not pretending to, I'm pretending to castroll, I'll eat it. I'm pretending to be playing games. Please, let me move in it. So this is one tamer pushes her way through. I mean, literally there's a doctor, there's paramedics, there's Peggy, and then Tamer literally pushes her way through them, past them, and is like, all right, what's wrong, Vic? What's wrong? What's wrong?

Come on, Batch. What? What is that Batch? What's wrong, Batch? I was supposed to start a fight tonight, Batch. What's going on What's wrong? Come on, Batch. What? What is it, Batch? What's wrong, Batch? I was supposed to start a fight tonight, Batch. What's going on, Batch? So it's got Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch. It's like, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch. She can't stop.

It's like how we're harming. Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch, Batch. It's called Batch in the Wolf. The doctor is like, this Batch is no disease. I'm sorry. Thank you for coming.. The doctor's like, this bench is no disease. I'm sorry, thank you for coming. And Vicki's like, he goes, what's your condition cold?

And she's like, I don't know, my mom had it. If you have someone call by walls. Call by walls, that's what bad, but it is. Bam! Bam! I think my condition's called casseroleitis. It's what happens to your blood when you don't get a casserole from your friends because they just don't care enough.

And Peggy's like, Doctor, may I see the doctor? Would you please take her? Preferably in a helicopter with an egg brace. This is what she requests. It is her final request. Okay, calm down over there. Can we...

How do we do sheets? Should we take comfort her off? Put sheet up. Doctor, tell me something. We have to do we do sheets? Should we take comfort her off? Put sheet up doctor tell me something we have to do something doctor doctor Pillo doctor. Do you have one of these neck pillows for when you are on the plane? I'm just asking I'm just asking Chargers like I think she's just dressed that when we get her like one of those stress balls no ball in Iceland No ball in Iceland doctor. No ball in Iceland house a ball in Iceland, no ball in Iceland doctor. No ball in Iceland house.

So then Vicki's like, I don't wanna go to the hospital. I'm good, I'm good. Okay, I'm like Vicki, Vicki, you can't have a whole anxiety attack and be crazy and scare everyone and be like, no, no, I'm good. Don't take me to the hospital. Like if you're gonna act this way, if you're gonna, if you're gonna subject yourself to an anxiety attack, if you're going to not sleep for three days

and drink hard and then hike a glacier when you're above 50 and then your body shuts down, then you're going to go to hospital. Well, as someone who would do all of those things except the glacier part, yes, send me to the hospital. I mean, if I look like I'm dying send me to the hospital,

I would appreciate the electronic adjustable bed. You know, I'd love to put my feet up. Just send me. But now these ladies, of course, use it to get in fights with each other over silly things, like Shannon's standing by the door going, Vicki, I had the same thing she has. I had them. And then there's a clip of Shannon going, oh, I have her palpitations. And then Shannon's like, where's Peggy? And there's that's what I want to know. And Fredrick is like, where is Peggy? And that's what I want to know.

And Fred Rick is like, if you stay here, the doctor will not work. Sit down, shut up and leave. Yeah, he was getting furious because everyone was in there and the doctor was trying to do all this stuff. And he was basically like, no speak, wah blood pressure, no speak, wah blood pressure, cocoa. There's like, I mean, got the yellow Vicki my favorite thing that emerged this episode was Kelly getting No, I didn't peggy because Peggy be like okay everyone quiet. Okay Kelly be quiet. No. Hey, hey, let them do their job

Let them do their job Peggy No, Peggy No, I said I would call Steve and Shannon's like you can't call Steve Well, when you can't do that Kelly's like, just let them do their job Peggy and let he's like let's pray Rubbered up dad. Thanks for the grub. Yay. God. I feel so much better nobleman You're all ridiculous so Peggy's sitting there like you know sure face full of tears and Kelly's like are you okay? Are you okay?

Are you okay? Just being totally like. I hate being buster round. I just hate being buster round. It's like, what are you, my daughter? That's how my daughter is with me. Yeah. It's like what Jodie does.

Like, hey, it's like, why do you keep telling me to be quiet all the time? I can talk I'm my own person Peggy I love that now is when you know Kelly has her you know moment of like personal Growth of empowerment And I like that Shannon meanwhile. She's also she's still hovering around like offering her own medical insight She's like hmm. Hey, did they do an EKG in there? Maybe like, do they have a portable one? Is that they have? Because David? David. David, did you pack my EKG, my portable EKG? David? David?

Did you do the infamous popsicle test? Because that's how you diagnose a fake illness. Put a popsicle stick under Vicky's tongue and see if it melts. Okay, 40 to 15 negative heartbeats per second. And so Lydia, when Lydia comes in, I was cracking up because it's like all these doctors and the guys going, I'm police over and over again. Like, you're not here to arrest anybody. And then when Lydia comes in, she's like, whose room is this? It's so nice. No, women. Yeah. And then Peggy's like sobbing, but she's wearing a rims t-shirt for her business Nothing like watching a lady pretend like she's super sad with a rims shirt So Kelly is just getting and really annoyed with Peggy and saying all this stuff about like

gosh, I'm my own person Peggy and so Peggy's like you know what? I'm not even going to go there. I'm not even going to go there. And Lydia goes, go where? And she goes, nowhere, I'm here. And Lydia's like, what? I like the, I like how Peggy can switch from figurative to literal so quickly. I love that no matter what any of these ladies say, Lydia's always totally confused.

She's like, wait a minute, wait. Well, Lydia's like, what do you mean not gonna go there? Like, what have, like, she didn't even say anything bad. And that's, and the fact that Peggy's like, I'm not going anywhere. I'm here, wish I go. I'm on trip. Kelly, I can't figure out Peggy. She wants to sweep in and be better than me.

Vicky, I'm your best friend, okay. And Timer's like, oh my god, they're taking her to the best bit. I'm like, eh, she doesn't need to go to the hospital, but what are they? So they- Vicki emerges. Vicki emerges in like a wheelchair from the room and they've flung a robe on over her face, probably because this is a luxury resort of some sort and they just don't let's scare away future clientele. They're like, this cannot make it onto our yellow page.

So Vicki, this is kind of sort of like, okay, I'm going, this is continuing with now become a tradition on these trips, which is that one cast member has to be absurdly masked by clothing in order to get into a mode of transportation. We must of course remember Ramona Singer getting on Dwayne L. Coptor and Mexico. Where, where wearing a scarf over her face like she's being taken to see El Chavo. I'm sandwiched just mortified. She's like, huh, why is that robe on her head?

We're in hotel ranga. So you better put a robe on your head. The paps might take a picture of ya. Time for the koo is she? Michael Jackson. Like no, she's blanking. God, Tamara, you can't even get your Michael Jackson jokes right. Oh my god. So then of course, Tamara and Shannon are so supportive.

Tamara's like, Hey, doctor, she's drunk. Okay, it's called your drunk. And she's like, yeah, you're fine. You're just exhausted. It's not like somebody added 47 pounds onto you of stress. And Sam is tattletailing. She's like, she was out for three straight days. Glacier's drinking. Hamburger, someone's prom. Can you believe that? Who does that? Did you mention how Shannon said to the paramedic? Can we expedite this? Can we expedite this?

Like it's overnight delivery. And then right after she says that, Vicki goes, I fired, I fired, and Vicki goes, we know you're fine, and Kelly goes, we don't know you're fine, Vicki. You can have a heart attack. Stop telling me what you're fine about. Vicki.

So then, at this point, you know, funny at this point you know the producers have totally given up trying to make this seem serious because they have fully switched, they decide to eat because Kelly's like, I'm hungry. No, I'm going to eat. I'll go to the hospital maybe, but I have to eat first, okay? And look, she's going to get to the hospital and they're going to have to do all this paperwork and they won't be done before apps, okay? I'm eating. Yeah. So Peggy's like these women are more interested in eating and drinking than going to hospital with Vicky I'm like Peggy you should've seen last season if you think this is bad This is actually as kind as they can get

Yeah, this is them being nice. Yeah, and then maggots like oh do you think she's gonna get okay care and Kelly's like socialized health care It's free. She's like care and Kelly's like socialized health care it's free. She's like, I mean Bjork looks fine. So it's like 10 p.m. and Kelly and Megan are ordering their food and Lydia's like, okay, um, the car is here. So I'm kind of like, yeah, okay, well, why don't you go and then we'll get you to our food and then like you'll come back and then we'll go there. I'll be like, we're on a shift.

We're going on shifts, shifts, shifts. And Lydia's like, okay, well, I've got my trapper keeper. So I guess I'll go. So why are you carrying your trooper keeper? Please start making it sound like nobleman is this humongous product or project that you're actually making an effort towards. Yeah, I'm not believing you. So she goes on. The waiter is like totally performing. He's like, oh, champagne. Every time he comes over, he's so excited. My favorite is when he comes later, and he's like, I would like to present your eggs with my co-host.

What would he say? My coworker, my peer, my friend, animal, whatever. I remember when the chef, like the chef himself came out and like presented something elaborately on the table because he's like, whatever. Yeah, because Shadda and Tamer joined for dinner also. And meanwhile Peggy's up in the room and she you know she's calling Diko.

Oh! Go step Diko. And she's like I wanted to go with her but they would not let me. Like Black's Peggy just for Black's. So he's like what is it? She's like babe I'm okay. It is that my heart. Vicky's heart was tingled and heavy. And I wanted to go, but what kind of code language is this? And she's like, Diko gave me nothing but support and diamonds and Lamborghini's when cancer.

So I need to not do that for Vicky, but also still be there. And she's like, I need you to tell me what to do. I do not want to jump without advice. He's like, I'm getting a helicopter. I'm bringing my orders and we will work this out. Oh, Diko. In her rimsert. Yeah. So now it's like 10.30 PM. Vicki is arrived at the hospital and then meanwhile over at the restaurant. Now it's 11. So now they've been there for like an hour and 15 minutes so to be fair like if you want to get there like Oh, can we just get a quick bite?

But they are fully having a like a meal and it's like food arrives and chanon. No, I'm sorry a drink arrives Channikus When they go to the hospital, I'm like could you guys at least pretend it's ER I was expecting them to be like Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, like we'll Vicki live, will she die? But no, it's like no music and they're wheeling Vicki in like this. Err, err, err, err, err, and the doctor was wearing Shannon's horned hat. I was like, wow, they really do wear those Like no one's taking it seriously at all So so yeah, so they're at the restaurant. They're still eating in chat I would like some hot but I'd like it very very very well done

I'm like Shannon who orders very very very well done fish. What are you doing to yourself? And then she's like here cheers to good health and to a Vicki young God what a shame Yeah, what a shame. What a terrible shame that she can't be here to ruin this dinner with her insulting ways. Unfortunately, Vicki is not here to lie to us about something new tonight because she is lying to the doctors in the hospital cheers. Here lies Vicki Gumbelsons plate, not used because she's in the hospital. What a shame. What a shame.

What a shame. Tamara and Shannon are both. Tamara's like, she must come fusing. I'm like, why is she scared? Like, what the hell? And she was like, she was dizzy, really? Dizzy. Kelly's like, she was nauseous.

Okay. They're like fighting while they're eating. They're really super well done, cod. Exactly. Shannon's like, all right, well, I guess we're gonna have to go, aren't we? And Kelly's like, we're going and shifts. And she's like, well, I think you'll remember

last year she made strong allegations about us, not going to the hospital. Yeah, well, because now Shannon's using this as a way to turn it against Kelly because last year, of course, when they went to Glamas, they overturned a car and Vicki had to be, you know, like airlifted to a hospital with like a neck brace on and then Shannon and Megan were like,

huh, you know, everyone was like, what is wrong with you two? So now Shannon's trying to be like, hey, that's funny because Mavicki's in the hospital. And where's Kelly? I'm like, the difference is that Kelly's still planning to go to the hospital. That was Kelly? I'm like, the difference is that Kelly's still planning to go to the hospital. That was, it wasn't like, what, the issue is not that,

that like she's being slow about it. The issue is that she's still, is planning to go, if she has the opportunity to go, she's still planning to do it, you know? And it's also as Kelly mentioned, she's like, gosh, Shannon, the cartoon over in Glamas, this is just has like a bad oyster or something. It was no joke.

And she's like, oh, don't accuse me of saying things to Rich Oak that I didn't say Rich Oak. She's like, well, me and Megan were so fairly criticized. La, blah, blah. And so Megan's like, oh, Kelly, should you go check on Peggy? And she's like, I'm enjoying myself some eating. So Peggy comes down to the restaurant and she has her jacket on and her nose is like,

like post sniffle and she's just like, I am going to hospital and they're like, okay, Kelly's like, well, just give me five minutes. I'm eating my dinner, I'm gonna come with you. We're taking shifts. Cause Peggy's like, no, I'm going now. And she's like, come on Peggy, just hold on. So then Kelly gets back like, go into seconds, I'm going. no I go now. She's like come on Peggy just hold on So then he only gets back like go into seconds. I'm going and then she eats slowly It's only starts like joking with the other woman about something because like okay, I go and she's like gosh

If you have to feed your tummy before you see your friend you want a selfish Okay, Peggy Well, I talk to Diko and Diko said go she's like, you don't have to go just because your husband said to you. That goes Diko. Actually, that was my colon reacting to this. Maybe not so well done, Khan. I asked for it well done and it was just medium So Peggy's like I'm not going to disrespect my husband when he said go and then Kelly's like well If he tells you to jump are you gonna say how high and she's like he wouldn't tell me to jump Kelly's like it's an analogy She's like I listen to him and he listened to me. Goko, listen to no one.

Maybe if you listened to your husband, you would have a good marriage. Oh no, throwing down the gauntlet, saying that Kelly does, oh yeah, Kelly, the buster husband. Carry on. Carry on. Carry on. And then Kelly's like, I would never want to be that. My mom told me to get a job.

So, and then everyone's like, so no man tells you what to do. Nice work cast. So Lydia calls Lydia calls them. She's like, hi, hope you got your calamari rings. Vicky's on the phone. Yeah, it's like a buddy for my blood results. They did EKG. They tested me for cancer, AIDS, Climidia, Black Plague. I don't know. I have the ball. I have the ball. I have the neprisies, so I hope you guys enjoy my hand.

It's going to be falling off tomorrow. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Diss and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly

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Oh, wait. I just started to do a pillar of salt. Could you still hear me? Could you still hear me? Guys, I have some bad news. They've diagnosed me with restless legs in drone. Turns out my legs just can't stay still. I'm sorry.

It's just it's my challenge. It's my struggle. Oh wait, I just got a card from someone named Charlie Horse. That was my test. Coming back, I've got a Charlie Horse to your bag. The test are in and I'm afraid to say I have what they are commonly called a hang nail. It's very painful. I'm not sure if I have what they are commonly called a hang nail. It's very painful. I'm not sure if I'll ever survive again.

So the doctor over here was looking at my belly button. And he told me it wasn't supposed to be inside like that. They call it itty. So I mean, I have to get it taken out. I have to get my belly button taken out. It's on the inside. It's on the inside. It has lint.

This lint in there. It's gathering lint. So salmon's like, huh, wow, Vicki, we're warning Peggy's on her way to see you. You better cheer her up because she's even said unlike us. We're also happy We're having a great time great Great time Kelly loves her food. Oh, she's like, I don't even like you. And I'm going to get you to try and turn on Peggy right now just to show that I can. Ha! Ha!

So, anyway, we sent a special order of fermented shark to you. Enjoy! Bye! Enjoy your black death. So, Megan's like, uh, hey guys, I think I'm going to bring her PJs because they cut to when picky was like, that would probably close. And Tim was like, should we take a red casserole? That should be take a red casserole? A casserole?

Anybody here, man? I said, do you want to take a red casserole? Megan's like, yeah. Hey, do you guys have a casserole? And I was actually surprised they did. I thought like, casseroles might be like an American thing. And I thought the waiters would be like, uh guys have a casserole? And I was actually surprised they did. I thought like, casseroles might be like an American thing. And I thought the waiters would be like, uh, what these casserole?

But they were like, yeah, we can do that. We've had enough dumb Americans come through here asking for casseroles that were pretty well equipped for it. And Tamer is like, she's never set me up casserole. I'll just run it out there. And Vicky's like, diagnosis, elevated blood pressure. The combo of fud, sad drinks, winks being hated by everybody. No cast roles. You have to be elevated blood pressure. Thank

you. Thank you for listening. I just want some love and an elevated. I don't know, I was going to try to make some sort of like love and an elevator elevated blood pressure joke. And then I realized it's just going to go in a strange place and I'm just not going do it not on Halloween So I'll be by I show me by show me by poker face I'm in at that romance, okay But I get back I want applause applause applause

so So Lydia's like I feel like her diagnosis was Vicki like even a nice and they're like you got a case of the Vickies That was kind of funny. I also the, you got a case of the Vicki's. Which is always kind of funny. That's what the episode was called, a case of the Vicki's. So Vicki's leaving the hospital and she's like, yeah, I thought it was Dijk and Lydia's like, well, it's scary, your mind is a scary thing.

Like literally, your mind Vicki is scary. Literally, yeah, yours is scary. It's like, it's like upside down Iceland. You know, I think it's all beautiful mountains and water, but if you turn upside down, I guess it's very scary looking like teeth. So Steve Face Times, and he's like, Hey, it's me, Padre Lopez.

How you doing over there? Faggy didn't tell me you're already in the van. She's like, yeah, but I got blood dead. There's for the clad my leg, but it's that I was dying. Huh, I thought, how am I going to get home if I've died? And he's like, they could have put a rope on your leg and dragged it behind the plane. Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

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Look, we get credit for this now, okay? This is a gesture casserole. In July, would you like some extra salt? Kelly's like, we're going to eat the casserole and chefs. And chefs. And chefs. And Becky does not even get offended that they're blatantly making fun of her. She's like, good, finally, that's what you do with, would you sick?

You give people cast rolls. When you're sick, I don't think you want to have a casserole. I think it's more like if someone dies, God forbid, you get a casserole. But if you're sick, I think you want someone to bring your orange juice. Well, that's all Vicki needed it. Like he'll do every demon inside of her. She's like, I do with it. Woohoo.

It really did fix everything. It did. Now I have to say what the fuck camera man? I know it's late at night and you guys have busy lives over there in Iceland. But why in the world would you have one person on a handicap filming for the rest of the night? Everybody else went to bed. What the hell? I'm assuming there were some sort of like overtime rules where basically the camera men were not like they had to be like excuse for the night. Everybody else went to bed? What the hell? I'm assuming there were some sort of like overtime rules where basically the camera men were

not like they had to be like excused for the day. Um, and so like probably the producers were sitting there with their cell phones and recording the whole thing because now they were in Shannon's penguin room or path in room and they were there and um, they're all just like hanging out. It's 1 4 5 morning. They're all drinking and everyone's like sort of like, I can't believe Vicki's drinking now after she just got back from the hospital with elevated blood pressure, but of course it's Vicki's so yeah I'm salmon salmon's always trying to catch Vicki in some crime she's like wow I find it interesting that right after the hospital Vicki comes to eat noodles and drink champagne in my room uh what kind

of sick person does that we continue the girl out of mandalais We can't take the on the lays out of the girl Mystic at the end they sign in here. So you guys I found out that odd delays are still inside me get it out Get it out It's so much better than on on time Get it. I got so many things. I got so many things taken out to be my calotic, but I delays wouldn't fit get it out Get it out give it out So then this turns into drunk ass middle of the night talking and you know That's when Tamra like really feels things for better for worse. You always say she's a possum face and possums are nocturnal

Yes, and she's sitting kind of on a dumpster lady. No, she's not. But she's like, um, okay, the hospital put things in perspective like Now that Vicki is almost died again. We can have a conversation batch. Okay. I love your rules. Yeah When he's close to death, you can like suddenly like your heart softens and you're able to hear her side of the story She's like, but you know what? I never said that about Eddie because I love him. And like, I love my daughter's marriage, you know? And like, I don't want to be in other couch. It's not so raw.

There I said it. He's like, what are you even talking about, Vicki? And Kelly's like, Kelly's like, yes, he didn't do it. And he's like, stop talking, Kelly. Could you imagine if I spread ribbons about Steve? And Vicki's like, what, he's a Lopez? It's true. It's true.

He's a private Mexican, which is why he wed the sheriff's spot. Just shut, ah! Tamer starts getting so bad because Kelly won't stop sticking up for her. Yeah, because Vicki, you know, because Vicki will not say that she was spreading rumors. It's the same thing again where she's like,

I wasn't spitting rumors out. It's just repeating what I had said, all that stuff. And Kelly's like, you don't want to hear the truth, Tamer. And Tamer just does her that's my opinion. Voice she was, I can't even do it because I'm a friend. You know what? It's my last day here. I'll scream as loud as I want and annoy all my neighbors. Attention please. Tamer. I'm about to do it. I literally sat back. I was like, okay, I don't know if I can do this I don't know. Have you ever yell? I don't know if I've done a true Tamra voice I'm like I'm really nervous, but Tamra is like

Actually, I think I just think you voice that's fine see sounds of she and Vicki sound the same to me and Shannon when they all just lose it They start screaming. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. This is between a B and see your way out of it. Oh my God. She has really learned how to fight with Kelly. She's just going to throw mindy things at Kelly was like totally stopped by that. She's like, Oh my God.

That was actually really, really creative. Tamara and Kelly has like her voices like is like in a super Kelly mode right now you know where it like you longates like sounds she's like you don't understand no you don't get it you don't get it you don't understand and the chance like Kelly Kelly do you want me to stand behind camera cuz I'll do it I'll do it I'll stand behind her but only for a limited amount of time cuz then I need to sit I'll stand behind her like the McGram for a couple of months until I feel like an idiot and people start saying,

that's disgusting. In which case, I will sit back down again. Speaking of which, when does an anomaly coming back? I always love it. Excuse me, I'm a Donalds. That's actually a question more from me, Ben Mandelker than it is from Shannon. Because I feel like the entire listening audience

was just like, when does, when does Monopoly come back? Well, he used to be in the fall, but they moved it. And now it's like, oh, because actually, I think Macrib comes back in November. I think like, Maniana is Macrib time. But Macrib is, honestly, I don't like Macrib, the Macrib. Well, you know, just like the Macrib keeps coming back and tasting worse, slightly worse and worse every year.

So does this same old Tamar and Vicki argument because it's always like some drunken thing towards the end of the season where Tamar is just screaming and pretending to sob. And she's like, you know, I hear stuff about stupid bad. I hear stuff about scared. And Vicki's like, then what do you say something? She's like, because that's not my style. That's not my style to say something about other people's husband's like that. Why don't you say something? She's like because that's not my style That's not my style to say something about other people's husband's batch Like you are so ridiculous and Vicky's like yeah, but you did about Brooks I was like zing and then they show like the whole like montage of tamar talking should about Brooks

But to be fair, or tamar has a pretty decent count argument Which is like I didn't start rumors batch out like he was shady. He was lying and I was protecting you I'll protect you back. I was protecting it. I was protecting you I like that all her like emotional cues seem to come from Jurassic Park, you know like little girl in the car He left us She's like I was your friend and I just wanted the bad man. That's what you think of. Why? That's all I could think of from Jurassic Park. She's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Why did you leave us alone in that kitchen

with the Velociraptors Vicky? Why? Why? Why did you take time in Jeff Comblemer's cell top? I just didn't understand chaos theory. Why, Vicky-Y? What is chaos theory? What is the drop of water on your knuckle? Have to do with chaos theory, Vicky-Y. The Big Bang Theory? What a cute show.

They're all gonna have jobs with you. All those kids. I'm telling you right now. Right kids. Right kids. I swear on all of the kids in the big big theory that I would never do that to you because you I like a fabric to me and temper like you're like a baby I I Now at this point Vicki's like playing with Tamer's hair like stroking it in this weird way and Vicki's like playing with Tamer's hair, like stroking it in this weird way. And Vicki's like, oddly calm, and she's like, I didn't choose.

No, she's like, I didn't choose. No, no, no, why do we have to make choices with people? And like, it's sort of frustrating because I actually think Tamer has a right to this to be like, she's just like, she just wants Vicki to be like, you were right. You were right. That's all she wants Vicki to say. That's the crux of this. And Vicki can't say it because Vicki's like, I never make her choose between Eddie and me.

I never make her. It's not about choosing between people. It's that you believe Brooks over your best friend and Brooks was shady and that was fine. But now that you've learned the truth, you should say to your best friend, oh yeah, you were right. Yeah, and also that Tamer is just blatantly saying about last night just say sorry sorry

he's like well you know I said it six months ago and then all the girls are like the audience booing and like all right but I did all right let me put it this way I would slip beyond as a face if it met keepy-goo Tamer I think whoa thank you she just starts starts making all these, I love you forever. I swear on my body, my daddy, everybody. I swear on the entire world being poor. I swear on Jesus.

Okay, okay, thank you. But then she just lies again. She's like, I never did anything. And then there's this weird moment that was very much like, Mike Lee, Secrets and Lies. And where we're basically Tim is like, I just want

Vicki to say that, I just want you to say that I was right. And I don't know if you could do it. And Vicki's like, I can't do it. I can't do it. And then Tim would just start bawling into Vicki's shoulder. What is happening here? I then Kelly in the background, and Kelly in the background, they're like, like, Tim is bawling and Kelly in the background, and Kelly in the background, they're like, Tamara is bawling, and Kelly in the background, aw, that is so sweet. Yeah, she's like, aw, you guys, yeah. And they're all ridding them on.

It's like, well, they're almost all ridding them on because then it comes to Shannon. She's like, what I am watching right now is making me sick to my stomach. Although that may be that underdone cat. Megan's like, I'm really tired, but you want me to try and burp you? I would like that.

Oh, you're heavy. Ow. They're there. They're there. Ow. Ow. Ow. So Shannon is just furious, right?

But she's like, well, no, I can't yell at Vicki because they're both crying together. Like a couple of idiots. So she's like, Tamara has never been a real friend. I mean, Vicki has never been a real friend to Tamara ever. I've been a real friend. And you know it, Megan, I started real friend. Fucking liar, fucking liar, fucking liar, fucking liar.

Shut your eyes, just. She's just like getting angry and angry. And Megan is basically somehow soothing her, like enough to be like contained. I mean, while Vicki and Tamar are still like having some sort of little affair moment where they're like hugging and crying and brushing each other's hair. And then because like, we never, she had lost

the friendship every man. And she's like, and Vicki's like, you Shannon had the world pushing me out, calling me a conwoman and liar, and she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And finally, Shannon just can't even deal with it, and she's like, fucking liar, fucking liar, fucking liar. Fire fucking fire! Timber calls me crying every week! And Vicky's like, well, Shadid looks at me like a wedge between her and Timber. And you know Shadid hates wedges, so she sent it back to the kitchen. It's like she can't take it.

So I'm an iceberg lettuce salad shaped into a tricol. Don't be mad at me, be mad at the salad. I actually was wrong because Shadid did not explode when she was saying fucking liar. She actually was saying it more like fucking liar. Fucking liar. Fucking liar. Because then Vicki was still, so I apologize everyone for the inaccuracy of my impersonation because then Vicki was saying, Tabra, I've known you for a decade. I met you when I was 45. That's 54 backwards. I said you were like family. Don't hurt me I won't hurt you and then that's one Shannon explode cuz picking you do it every week

She calls me crime every single day Because of something you said picky once a week at least how good she and Shannon is just losing it and frankly looking like a Nutcase over on that other cat and Megan's just like oh my god I'm out of milk. What do I do? Where's my cousin? Tamer is also looking crazy because she's now like curled up in a fetal position having like a dry silkwood shower at Peggy's feet Like I don't know what trauma Tamer is going. I think I think she just loves getting drunk and just having one of these deep cries because I don't know if anything's really been resolved but she's like my work here is time

and then Vicki is instead of fighting with Shannon she's like well, Shannon Fred's could learn because we're good people so we learned how to grow and then we grow but like I've never had a addictive boat in my entire body like not even what so we'll how to grow. And then we grow, but like, I'd never had a vindictive boat in my entire body. Like not even what. So we'll who to be, we'll go to my bones, we'll who to my body was just had my belly button taken out, so gotta go. And Shannon's like, I'm not having this conversation.

After you've been in the hospital, thinking because God forbid what you will say about me, if I attack you after you almost died again. Like Shannon's so pissed, and she's like, well gotta cause Steve, cause I got a bad, who loves me, he's super say about me if I attack you after you almost died again. Yeah, like Shannon's so pissed and she's like, well, gotta cost Steve because I got a bad news really, super worried about me. Gotta hear how possibly well it's high be to some movie transportation to get me home. Bye. Then did you notice that somewhere in the middle here while Tamara was bawling the music,

got like serious, like got very sort of intensely inspirational. It was like, da da da da da da da da. And then there was like a chorus dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun episode have some killer music the whole way through. Yeah. So, um, so Shannon is crying. Tamara, how's she now? Yeah, now, Tamara has to go to console. Shannon, the real victim in this somehow. Yeah. And she's like, you would come into the puffing room and cry like that.

She don't understand for me to see. Tamara cry with Vicky. I'm upset because now, Tamara will compare me to Vicky and say that she didn't realize what a good friend Vicky was until I was here and they were together and that I was crying and the Vicky wasn't grow out You're not gonna understand you just won't understand. It's like you're crazy. You're talking right, right? Yeah, she's like you don't understand cuz I'm sitting here. I'm waiting a timor and she's and I see her with me Oh, you're not even listening anyway. Never mind I see her with me. Oh, you're not even listening anyway. Never mind.

Can I even listen to me? Like, I tried to boss me around. So no, the next morning, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Bible in a latte, the Lydia McLaughlin story. Because Lydia, we should mention mention missed all of this. Yes, to go get some sleep, you know. Now she's just like chilling in one of her witschats, just, you know, reading the Bible, having a latte, you know,

as one does when they're on vacation. So Lydia goes into Kelly's room and Kelly's like, oh my god, you don't even know what you missed last night Peggy was bossing me around. I'm like really that's what it was Like oh, yeah Peggy God, she just keeps on correcting me. It's like she's my mom. It's just like really Peggy like why? Oh, wait, you're the smartest person in the room. What are you Jolly like seriously? Who are you? You're not my mom and then they show a clip with a hair decam tonight before where she tells Peggy

Kaya Tay that means shut the fuck up in Spanish and Then Peggy's like if that makes you feel better to say those things and keep saying that that wants you to feel better And can I say ah I will trump you day after day after day after day and Peggy's like, well, do you trump? And she's like, and she's how she got into UCLA. Why are you talking about the vote for Trump sign in front of Vicky's house? What's that? What's that that he's to do? But the thing that probably really pissed off Peggy, at least from what we saw on TV,

because I'm sure there is much much more, was Was that Kelly, so basically I guess Peggy proposed, like I'm gonna have my husband call your husband. So Kelly's like, oh really? Really? My husband call it a year husband. Like have a my dad call your dad. We'll do that, which is her way of looting to like when you're a little kid.

It's like, I'm your mom call your mom. She's like, I'm your my dad call your dad. And Peggy's like, what did you say? What did you say? Because I don't think Kelly was aware that Peggy's dad died and it was very traumatic for her, as it should be for most people, you know? So Peggy starts to flip out and you're like,

oh, she's like, what'd you say about my dad? I was like secretly happy only because it's been a while since we saw Kelly really stepping it. It's kind of, that's like one of my favorite things is when Kelly does that. Yeah. And Tamara shows up in her woodflips laps and she's trying to be like fun Tamara

because she already had her crying things. So she like, Hi, babe. I'm done. Everyone's gonna like me again. And Kelly's like, dude, what is that? The walk of shame. What is so stupid?

And then she gives her juice and Kelly's like, is this electrolyte? Are you sure it's not your pee from last night? And of course it turns out the tamar a pee to get last night all over herself And she's still wearing the same pants and Lydia's horrified and also tamar is in blackface right now We should mention and so tamar is like talking about like her feelings about moving on with Vicky and like you know Batch we're not gonna be like best friends overnight overnight but I feel like we're in a new place and we just start over I'm sick of being negative I just want to be positive I'm like you're in black

face right now and this is just very distracting. Oh and then Lydia of course is like well Shannon uh Shannon is a Tamer's ear and now Tamer's like a hand puppet and then she's like blah blah blah and then Tamer's here and now Tamer's like a hand puppet and then she's like blah blah blah and then Tamer's like blah blah blah and then Chan is like blah blah blah and then that's it. Okay well thanks for the thanks for the hand puppet show Lydia. Thanks. Glad you're glad you're still here. So then Vicki and Tamer are like see each other in the hallway and they like give each other

a big hug. Personally I was actually happy to see this. I know people just hate Vicki but like this is other a big hug. I personally, I was actually happy to see this. I know people just hate Vicki, but like, this is what we love this. I like when Vicki and Tamar are friends, and it makes me happy. Yeah, it's a way of better when they're being terrible together. You know, you have like so much root for.

Exactly. So then they're like, so then they do the, they do the don't be mean hug because after they, after every huge horrible fight they have, they each tell each other, don't be mean. Yeah, I tend to be mean to be bitch. Don't be mean hug because after they after every huge horrible fight they have they each tell each other don't be beat yeah don't be mean to be bitch don't be mean to be to be to be to be to be okay yeah you don't be mean to be bitch yeah okay prep but promise promise you daughter Briana that you're not gonna be be okay you promise to be a bitch promise on your gay husband you won't be mean to me bitch so then um then then because

like so is this is everything over K over And she's like, gesturing to Peggy's door. I was like, I don't know. So then they like knock on the door and because like, tell her, you're sorry. And Tim was like, for what batch? And he's like, I don't know. Just tell her you're sorry. I've been doing this for a long time. It always feels good.

I'm sure you've heard a couple. Yeah. So Peggy does not answer the door. And they're like, huh, so something must be wrong with Peggy. So we go to commercial. And when we come back to the commercial, it's like they're showing stock footage of Iceland, like Iceland, Iceland, Iceland. And they do that like below deck thing slash 24 where they're all these different panels. And then this panel of Megan King Edmonds breastfeeding just like slides in and it like lands with a thud. It's like

It's like whoa. It's like a very aggressive transition into Megan breastfeeding. Because some music is like Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- and Megan breastfeeding it just stops. Did you notice that she just slides in, but the frame falls in, it goes from top to bottom, so it's a vertical wipe as they say, a vertical slide. She's like, and the music comes in like, oh, so perfect. You were having fun, weren't you? Well guess what, here's Megan. So they're getting ready to go for the day.

They're going shopping and Vicki's like, wait, everybody, everybody's okay. That we're just going to leave Peggy. I mean, I need everybody to say it. So it's not just me. Like, I don't want to get played for it later because like, I feel bad about leaving anybody because I don't want to feel like, remember the other day when those bad user throw, they didn't hit me in the face. So it's like, thank God, that's the first. I was so excited that it elevated my blood pressure. I would like to thank everybody here for being my friend again.

It not giving me a stroke. Okay, let's go. Let's just leave it. So Peggy won't even not only not answer, but won't say anything. So I don't know if she's dead or whatever. And time was like, shit, that's need to turn out, bitch. So they decide to just go shopping without her. Yeah.

And Kelly is still just annoyed at Peggy, which is continued to be my new favorite thing. Like, why is she once day in her room? My trigger is people trying to control me. All right. Like from my grandfather to my mother, my cold Jolie, to the people who tell me I have to pay my taxes.

One time I got up to a stop sign, and I was like, fuck you, you misogynist. One time I went to Great Adventure and they were like put on your seatbelt and I was like, no, fuck you. So I went on the Great American screen machine and I got hurled out of it, almost got to cap it in my head. And it was worth it. So they get to this like town. I don't know if they're in Reykjavik or whatever, but wherever they get to and they're walking around,

and Meg, and goes, it feels like a fishing town. I know it is, but it feels like it. I was like, great, you should write for our voters. You should write for the New Yorker. Yeah, are you the representative of the lonely planet? So, they're taking pictures of all this stuff and they see a big witch and Tim is like, the there's hair on the chin badge and because like does that be bad you have something and they all start laughing because they used to make

fun of Shannon's beard and Shannon's like, are you saying it reminds you of me? Oh, that Vicky! Oh, Vicky! Ah! I can have fun too, and my own expense, even though I never really had any chin hairs. I thought it was sort of like a wild accusation, if you ask me, but you know, I can laugh at these falsehoods that you promote here, because I am fun. I have a good time, I know. One time! I don't mind that you lie about me and suddenly for your own gain. I don't mind. It's great.

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Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New with you, buffalo! Take me with you! So in the store, they go into the store and everyone's like,

before the store, before the store, before the store, before the store, you have to mention the fact that as they're walking along on the street, Kelly goes, hey, Tamra, be careful of Thailand, Bangkok, and then just like, slaps Tamra in the groin, just like wax her. Tamra's like groin just like waxer Tim was like that was funny and her lap but it was funny batch. I can't wait until I get to accuse you of breaking about the jotted X-T I bet So they go to the store and everyone's like, oh, yeah, I fall cat batch And they decide that they're all gonna get those fur headband things and

And they decide that they're all gonna get those fur headband things. And Tamer's like, how about there are fair friendship hats? We're just getting like, we're gonna for everybody. And then Tamer's like, well, I want to get one for Peggy because, you know, she's accusing me of doing things that I never did. And I just want to, I'd like to see her accuse me of doing something nice for once. And then Vicky's like, oh, I like this. My mother gave me one of these when she died. And everyone was like, um, I took it right off of her head.

I mean, she didn't give it to me, but she did wear it. And then I took it off of her head. You know, like what you gonna do with it. She's the time of a while. It's very warm at there. It's very well-it's-related. I thought it was funny that, you know, because Lydia does not like Shannon,

so she's just gonna like poke at her. And's like so isn't it funny isn't it nice how like Vicki and Tamer getting along and Chan's like well you know well you know it's a trip it's a trip you know like if you wanted to give people like nice trip but you know you go back to your hotel and you you remember all the all the terrible things that you didn't hear like sham door kill my big gumbels and to see Sitting in that penguin room those little puffins I remember what Vicky's up to and what she's really doing But okay, it's a trip. So it's a trip right now. So I'm just gonna happen I'm yeah, that penguin room. It's a good reminder that when it comes to picking gumbels and things are pretty much black and white So and she's got her fur thing pulled all the way down so it's like half covering her eyes. And she does and Lydia's like, well, let's have fun.

And she's like, oh, that is my plan. It's there. Lydia, because this is trip Shannon. And it is fun. And she's just like, I love when Shannon puts on her like I'm so angry right now that you're asking me about this but I'm gonna smile anyway because she did to Peggy at Peggy Indico's anniversary. She's like, hey, I'm having a great time. Great, great, great, wonderful time. She didn't do it on an art show. She's probably back there like, that was two.

So they take the van back to the hotel. They decide they're going to go to my friend's house. Bad. So Vicki's like, Lydia, Lydia, you got to open up now. And there's still no answer. And I like that there's like a Bible leather bookmark or whatever as the privacy thing. So Lydia's like, can I take this? She's like, now listen here, Lydia, you've been doing this all day and all night.

You can't just not respond. And Peggy, you know, they, I think they show, if I get, correct me if I'm wrong, they show another flashback because Peggy's, Peggy's still mad, what Kelly said. And Peggy goes, last night was the worst night in my life. Really? It was like, go go playing ball. I'm never leaving house. So, but she because Kelly said, you're a fucking idiot.

I hope my daughter never ever, ever grows up to be like that. Something like that. And then it cuts back to Peggy. And she goes, while they left. And then it cuts back to Peggy, and she goes while they laughed, and then it cuts back to Tamer on the floor laughing her ass off. Like, ha ha ha, like a shrew. It was like appropriate for Halloween. It was like correct.

And it played that right about your opinion. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, and then Peggy's like, why would I want to be around creatures like that? And so Lydia's like, here I'm setting us. She's like, I am here. She's like, what you've had all day? I need time to self. I talk in bit. No ball and house, Coco.

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I was not invited to any Halloween shit this year, except I watched the, except the Streeter Things, uh, Streeter Things 2 thing. Actually, no, little shop of Horses. I feel like a little shop of Horses adventure counts as a Halloween activity. So we did that. Yeah. I think I I already went to Halloween parties I went to Little Shop of Hors. I did good I think I celebrated enough. This this is how I'm gonna celebrate tonight. Reading a book and my baby to baby Bruce. And it's gonna be about the history of baby Bruce. I think I may go to Korean barbecue. We'll see. Everybody be sure to do love you. You're having fun out there, little treats.

Yeah. And triums. And triums. We will talk to you. We will talk to you tomorrow with Real Housewives of Dallas. Bye, everyone. Bye. Hey, prime members.

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