Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age

Episode Date: November 29, 2017

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, the podcast about all that crap we love to talk about on Yeal Braves. I'm Ronny Kerr from Trash Talk TV and The Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast. And here I am with my gorgeous, talented little, Ben Mandelker of the B-side blog and the bar and to blend Hello Bean. Howdy, duty. So right before I pressed record on this year's show, you said you had some good news. Tell me. Yeah. Tell me. Good news is that I guess the Grammy nominations came out. And a headline I just looked at said a major snub this year is Ed Sheeran,

who wasn't nominated for any of the top categories. So I mean, what a way to start a podcast. What a way. Who's my head? Why are you hating on Ed Sheeran in his tiny little guitar? I can't, I just, I can't, I cannot. Hey Ed Sheeran, it gets better, okay?

Listen, he already was on borrowed time when he was nominated for song of the year one year, and then the next year he was nominated for Best New Artist. How do you get nominated for Best New Artist when you were nominated for song of the year the year before? It doesn't make sense to me. I feel like he rode in on a wave of sham, shaminess. A shamminess. Yeah I'm so of shaminess. Yeah, I remember your anger over that. And I have to say it's still fresh. It's still as fresh the day it was born.

I think I would like it more. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be so mad if, if so much of his music weren't so like generic. Well, man, look, I, you know, I like to, I like it. It's time for you. It's time for you to forgive Ed Sheeran. Okay, this is the real housewives of Orange County, I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I guess I guess here and was forgiven by all three of those idiots on I mean I Guess the truth is I'm speaking from a place of hurt and I just I Wanted to go back to the way things were when when all he had was the A team and such a good song and seemed so promising and

I don't know I just I want to know Ed would you like to come sit on my couch? Oh, Ed. The only way I even know about this guy is because you complained about him during the Grammys that time. And also because, remember when I was trying to learn guitar for two weeks, I was like, I'm going to guitar center, but I didn't know how to get a big guitar back on my scooter without breaking it. So they have a line of Ed Sheeran tiny guitars. And I was like, is this real? And they were like, yeah, this is actually a real thing that people do.

And I was mortified, but I was loved with that guitar. Well, I just thought, who is this Ed Sheeran and why does he have a tiny guitar? And does it sound different than another guitar? And so I came and I looked him up on the YouTube and I was like, that guy really does play a little guitar. I never know that. I'm not gonna have to look.

Yeah, he plays like a little tiny guitar. And also, it doesn't he use like a loop pedal and you know I love me some loop pedal music. I do like, I do appreciate a good loop pedal use, which is appropriate since we're talking about real houses of our county today talk about an infinite loop of uh... fighting

who could have been uh... uh... you know i'm just gonna i don't have my coffee today i'm just gonna ride the high of having gone to a key elast night i'm just gonna ride it through this episode and uh... yeah right that first Swedish meatball high band yeah ride that um... uh... i wish i could remember the name of the bookcase that I got. It's not collapsed. It's galant. It's not gallant. It's galant. It's galant. I love me some Felicia

galant. I would buy anything named galant. Well, it's a galant. I got the black round galant. And it has, and I put it together at like one in the morning while you and Katie were texting about Cuba. I was quietly sticking a monkey wrench into something. Okay. Because we're the only texts like in the middle of the night and it's always random things. And I know she's sitting there drinking a glass of wine. It's like you could be in the middle of the day. You could be like, Hey, Katie, how you doing? You want to go have lunch?

Never hear back. But then 11th, 38 nights, like a barrage and I love it. So real houses of Orange county but uh more importantly uh at least for us and hopefully for you guys is that we have a show in Houston coming up March 9th we have a show uh Barry ballroom on February 20th in New York by the Houston shows at Weirhaus Live. Barry Ballroom show in New York City, February 20th, tickets go on sale on Friday. What time on Friday? We don't know yet. We're trying to get to get that information and we'll get it to as soon as possible. And guess what? Tomorrow, we have an announcement of another city that we're going to. And this city we've never been to, okay? Okay.

And also we have to tell you guys one of those is a standing room. Which one is standing room? Uh, power revolter. I don't know. My mind was like, you're going to warn people that this is standing room right now. It's like, yes. Yeah, our worry. Now that sounds crazy, but it's not a three hour show. It's like an hour and a half. And it's kind of fun when people are standing. I mean, I have a great time when it's standing room. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like going to like a rock show except we don't play any instruments. Our instruments are our voice.

But yeah, so for those of you who are concerned about that, be aware and we apologize if that is a deterrent. But we think we thought it was cool. We thought it was really cool that everyone was standing up because we weren't the ones standing. But yeah, the first standing one we did, they were like, do you guys want to stand up? Because two dope queens came here,

they stood up and just walked around. And I was like, and no, no, we will not. I wanted to stand. I wanted to do that. I wanted to do those and standing in unison with the audience. I do this so sitting down in front of a computer screen, preferably smoking out of screen door. If I can't smoke out of screen door,

that's one thing I'm already giving up. Okay, I'm not giving up my goddamn chair. Well, yeah, it will be standing only, but I mean, we'll all survive together. And there's, by the way, a bar to help help the process. Oh, yeah. It'll be fun. It'll be crowded.

It'll be fun. It'll just be like we've gone through a hilarious war together. No, we think it will be really, really fun. This Barry Barron will be our largest theater to date. So if we sell it out, it will be a historic watch for Friday. Also, we can't announce what shows recovering at each of these live events because we don't know yet. We don't know what's going to be on. Hopefully on the East Coast, we'll get to do some real housewives of New Jersey,

because you know, plastic mints. Yeah, we don't know. Yeah, because New York probably won't be back till May or so, which is really unfortunate. Maybe we'll get some summer house people up in there to talk to us. Yeah. Oh, well, summer. Yeah, summer house, I think we'll probably be airing around then. So that would be good. We might we may be talking Vanderpump rules also because VPR will be happening.

Premier's less than a week. Very excited about that. Yes, stay tuned. But yes, tomorrow, big fun announcement. I'm so excited to say where we're going tomorrow because I think some people will be really happy. Paul Erballer. Yeah, it's like one that's that. Now let's get into some real house slice of tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt every moving out. Yeah, it's like if you put anything, I don't look at anything. I would not be at this show. That was a breakout break. Yeah. And basically, if you put like a jazzy beat to the extra system, you would have the intro to a real house on show.

intro to a real house on show. The Vicky Dolls like breaking out of the cage. The power cries won't compel you, but I will. Kodo Itchews will. That's like her terror. She's like terrorizing the world with Kodo Itchews. Hey, that's my opinion. Hey, it's me. The scary Vicky dog.

You're not it should you not it should you not it should. Whoo. What's that noise coming from underneath the bed? It's Brooks. It's it's Brooks with his medical records. Vicky just like appears in the closet and drags a little blonde girl aka Tamra into another dimension. Welcome to the co-do dimension. That would not scare anybody. Everybody's just rooting around. You know how there's always that hor- there- those characters in horror movies where they just make them so terrible you're just cheering when they die.

Like when Harris Hilton was in that horror movie and everybody cheers. Yeah, House of Wax. Yeah. And you know, and you know, that scene in Polder Guys for the guys face kind of melts off. That's not unlike watching these shows. For real, I mean, if these shows were done under heat lamps,

girl. Yeah, it would be problematic. Yeah, please don't ever film this show wherever they sell roasted chickens, okay? Oh, my goodness. I'm already making no sense. We're not going to say we have already covered a lot of ground.

And the one piece of ground we've not covered is this damn show. So let's get on with some real housewives of Orange County. Shall we reunion part? Do you? Well, Andy has stoned his hail. He's like, welcome back everybody. It's me Andy. So could you your eyes are plums right now? Either you punched yourself in both eyes or you just smoked a gigantic blint.

Which I have no problem with, but girl, how you do that at work? It just makes the day seem 20 times as long. Yeah, yeah, that's it's surprising. So all the ladies are coming back onto the stage, you know, because I love showing all the behind the scenes stuff, make the scene more gritty. It's like watching a Steven Soderberg movie, right? Like this is like traffic, but it's, but it's for union instead. Traffic. It's like, no, no, no, no to know where. It frustrates everybody stuck in it.

I was referring to the 2000, the year 2000 film by Steven Soderberg about drug trafficking with Catherine data Jones. I know, but I compared this more to like real traffic. It's hard to breathe when you're stuck in it. Ask the only only it's what you have to go through just to get to Orange County. Traffic not stop. You suddenly feel like running people down in a crosswalk, you know, just like real house loads of words County. So they're like Shannon, Shannon to the stage. Just a second and pulling up a spanks. Because copy you, copy you, Shannonin. Copy you. So they finally sit down and Andy is like,

Shannon, a lot of people have said it's been a tough season for you. Where did Fun Shannon go? Huh? She's sitting right here. Can't you tell? Fun Shannon just crammed into some spanks and crying to herself on National TV from Shannon.

Did you not hear me say I was putting on my spanks? Andy, that was fun. What about, what about happy? Did you not hear me say I was putting on my spanks? Andy? What about? What about happy? Do you not get? Look at me. I'm so happy. Happy.

Ah. Oh god. I'm shouting so happy. So happy. Great. It's like a little, it's like a little black dress sunshine sitting there, Shannon. Also all the way back back Kelly tells Peggy. Well, I like your hair like this like they haven't been already shooting this for 12 hours And Peggy's like, oh, thank you. And she goes you look so much younger

Peggy's like oh, what is this my father is dead. She's like wait a minute I have expanders in my hair. You do not realize I have expanders in my hair. You do not realize? Expanters. I have bump it in hair. I have wanted this. You trying to bump me? When Shannon says, look, here's Fun Shannon sitting right here.

They cut to Lydia's face and she looks terrified. Her eyes are about to pop out of her little head. Bless her heart. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, well, Shannon's maiden name is Storms. And not everyone had number of this season. And then it was just a montage of Shannon's.

This isn't my motherfucking break the bitch. Reep between these lines. I'll have a nutshell. Why would you say I'm not up your map? Jesus. Sing it all put together like that. Good Lord. It was great. And plus we got to see her little Holly hobby hat again, which is always a cause for celebration.

Yes. It's like the first time you're with your dad and you go through a drive-through car wash and he's like, isn't this cool? You're like, no, this is terrifying. Like all these new things just plop down onto the windshield to scared little baby. That was the shabbing montage. Yeah.

Yeah. Just like things like flappy drag things, just like slapping the windshield and a spinning thing, like swacking the side of the car. You know. And then that like vacuum thing. the windshield and a spinning thing like swacking the side of the car And then that like vacuum thing. It's like all right. I'm gonna dry the car now All right, just they still don't be afraid of fun. Shannon here to dry the car my value thing The light switches from like red to orange fun-sharing fun-sharing Before we before we before we have some official fun

I'm just gonna need you to pull up your car there right and get right in those slots right there all right No, go into neutral. It's the yeah the neutral. It's it's on this this geared nose that drive is not David David I need you go neutral David. I'm trying to be neutral. I'm trying I'm doing I'm doing trying, it's not, David. David, I need you to go neutral. David, I'm trying to be neutral. I'm trying, I'm doing, I'm doing my hand thing. I'm being neutral. You finish that whole thing and there's just some weird guy with poppy eyes sitting there eating potato chips staring at you.

Eating chips really slowly. David, what's wrong with my undercarriage? Why do I have to wax my undercarriage, David 30 to 40 cleansing thoughts from fun shanning! New car smell shanning that's me sitting right here new car smell landy. Fresh new cut of wax on me little little turtle wax. Are you saying because I move slowly that's why I need turtle them. I'm I'm not a fast person at soul cycle. Is that what you're saying? So she's like, well, I can tell you this much Andy. Fun Shannon has made the quiet woman very busy and Kelly's like, hell yeah, they invite me in late night for drinks

Which is true. We actually saw this true. They invite her in late night for drinks drinks but then they kind of look at her like oh my god There's like bodyguards on the side of the on the side of the booth Well, she should get a commission for the garlic bread because when we went there with her She would she was just like you guys have to try the garlic bread. God, it's good. It's good. Get the garlic bread. It's good It's good. Did you try the garlic bread? It's good, right? It's good So Andy asks So it seems like you have a boner against Lydia. What the hell is with that? And she's like, well, you know She seems to have a problem with me the second time I met her the first time I met her

She comes after me about the kid and then she comes after me standing up for a fickie and Lydia's like, um, and she goes, I'm talking now Lydia. I'm talking. I'm talking. It's me. I have, I have the podium. It's holding me up very well.

I'd like to say. And then she says my favorite thing of that housewives always say. She goes, well, you knew you'd get a reaction. So way to become relevant Lydia. I applaud you. You're relevant now. She goes, well, you've knew you'd get a reaction. So where to become relevant, Lydia? I applaud you. You're relevant now.

Like, how is anybody think that somebody else becomes relevant by being on the housewife show in general? Relevant to what? What do you guys think? Well, she meant like relevant on the show. Like that she would have a storyline that she would be involved in a fight because you knew if she picked a fight with Shannon,

Shannon was going to react because Shannon can't help herself herself and Lydia would then basically be in the show. Well, so you're gonna get mad that you're the one who's reacting and she did. She's like, well she knew I'd get a reaction, she'd get a reaction out of me. Well then, you know, that's your problem. And then Lydia goes, well look, it's just that you're being crazy, like right now you're crazy Kill I Shannon bedore killed by the latest judgements So then so chance a part I probably all you're probably all you and apology Andy and Peggy's like I think she owes me the apology, but she probably thinks hey no

Even that Kelly she referred to me that one. What is that one? What does that have a name? It's Peggy my name is Peggy. It's like finally Okay, or something. Yeah, that's all we needed from you this whole season. I have name my name is Peggy I'm not that one I am Peggy so the Megan's like um well as long as we're talking about being disrespectful You never apologize for clipping my lips and she's like well, you know Some people do sort of to have their lips clipped when they talk too much. She's like um But you should apologize if you want if you're upset about being called that one, you should apologize to me, when Peggy's like, I do not understand. And she refuses to apologize.

And everyone starts bowing to her and going, oh, you're the queen! And they're like booing her and heckling her. Like, she's in the middle of a fucking callousy, you know? Which is so rude. And she's just looking around. So she goes, Andy, what do you think? And he goes, well, I wouldn't like it if someone clipped my lips. And she's like, hmm. they're like, I mean, Megan did kind of get her there, right? Because if Peggy's going to be so annoyed that she's referred to that one as, as that one,

which is really not the worst thing in the world. And then, but then she want to apologize for, for clipping someone's lips, which is actually very rude. Then that's ridiculous Yeah, but Megan needs to keep her mouth shut and stop spilling chips all over the floor, okay? That's what chips have clips She's lucky. It is not okay to spill chips on floor right Megan. It's like stumped me Yeah, I don't know but I guess you can't touch somebody else's lips like that Yeah, no, it's really rude especially because Megan wasn't being out of control

during that scene. She's just like, so, I have a question. Why have you over and over? I was like to Jesus Christ to forgiving people for touching my lips. Like that was so rude. You know what I was thinking about during this reunion. I was thinking about something that Erica Jane said

when we saw her, we could have to go with the Roosevelt. Erica Jane said that she keeps notes because Yolanda told her to keep notes. And basically any time they shoot, it's always like, Erica Jane's like has to write down what they talked about, what they said, and what they thought about because it always comes back. And I was noticing it this during this reunion, the way they are able to recall so specifically, you know, what they said, they clearly almost take notes.

I mean, I doubt it because these people are just dodo birds. I feel like Diko probably does. Diko probably has a legal pad back there. Peggy does not. Peggy definitely does not. Peggy though. But also Yolanda had to take notes because she was changing her disease every goddamn week. It's like she had to yeah, you know keep track of where she was So the next segment is Megan I'm a mom I'm pregnant again. I had a baby

One month though. Hmm. I'm so happy. I can't stop crying. I'm like I'm sick of the knee jerk response to just saying the word baby makes makes her cry like it's enough already Okay, you're not the first mom in the world. Okay, this is not like Well, you know what's the city of men children of men. Sorry. What's that actress name? I just remember here riding on a train Clive Owen. Yeah, Clive Owen. He's like, oh my god. I'm running on train now He doesn't even have an accent. I don't know one talking like that. It was a long time ago Don't know about that as please Clive Owen in city of men my sperm will get into you That's French with Antonio

So anyway the point is Megan announces that she's gonna have another baby and everyone's like Wow, wow Wow, was this more exciting or was my spinks bit more exciting anybody raise a hand Anyone so So they're talking about this this fight that Megan had with Kelly where Megan had texted Kelly to be like, is Michael, or do you have a boyfriend and kind of is like, Jim's having a fair, you know, this whole texting.

And they're getting at this whole thing about like who's should said what? And Megan's like, my differences that I wasn't even malicious and you're being malicious. And Kelly's like, but you were being mean. I thought we squashed it. We apologize. We apologize. It's over. The beef is over.

It's squashed. And Megan's like, yeah, but OK, then here's another difference then. Like I heard you were having an affair. So I was straight to the source and asked you. So if it was the same thing, if Jimmy was having an affair, then her source should have been Jimmy. And he's like, wait a minute. He's like putting down his text. He's like, wait a minute. So are you saying she should have texted Jim? Isn't it

girl code to ask a girlfriend and the whan pops up behind the couch? It's like, well, let me tell you Andy. When you see a girl walking down the street and she's texting a man about an affair girl code violation By the way, these are eggs that I'm stirring and I'll continue until they're done because that is how they do it And then she does like the mime escalator ride down behind the couch on stage Gotta go. There's a sale downstairs Luanne we still see you. I'm not here. I'm downstairs on my escalator

What a wonderful escalator ride this is so smooth. Let me look at my watch. Oh wait here. I am in a greenhouse It's glass walls and I can't get out of anybody anybody know where the door is no you don't girl code Oh, I didn't realize how those a greenhouse turns out it's a glass elevator. Okay, well I'll just press this button right here and check my watches out to send to the next level. See you goes later They call it a rainbow roll. It's like and this is not the sushi rock and restaurant, okay Why is the man miming so much behind Mickey Gunnelson? So, uh, Peter Buds, funny that Meghan would say that because like so much of these shows are, you do not talk to my husband or he does not have a right to talk to me. I mean, the entire thing with, with Diko and Shannon was like, I can't believe that Diko

talked to me or that David talked to Diko, you know, it's all that So the back of Megan said that Kelly show spoken to Jim well with the master when he said so she should have texted Jim She was like, oh, I didn't say that like she she had this look like is that what I said? I guess it is How come no one told me that sounded stupid? Prite and steeper and pregnant. So Kelly, do you recognize how ugly you can be when you get into a fight, like how you just, like, when you get into a fight, you just say the meanest thing? And she's like, well, whatever, you know, like she was saying, first of all, she was saying

like, she's, she's like, well, yeah, you know, I am ugly, but yeah, that's just me. And they're like, why are you so damaged, Kelly? Why are you saying, I'm not damaged? I just go below the belt. She's just like, why am I damaged? I'm not damaged. And then, she has like, my moms are off limits. And she's like, she's like, it's not a mom thing.

It's just about being home with your baby. What's wrong with that? I'm like, thank you That mother my uncle Kelly did like sewing her in drag It's not even me that's not me up there. That's my uncle Kelly But yeah Kelly, but you've been tweeting a lot about how much Jim is having affairs and she's oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, uh-huh And she goes yeah, but when we filed for divorce she wrote her blog like she was cheating because they were still marrying it's like And he's like so it was revenge and she goes I'm not perfect. Yeah, okay

I'm not perfect. I do things wrong. Oh, they long You do the same thing You do the same thing Megan. I'm not perfect. You do the same thing And he's like, uh, you know what? Let's just move on okay I don't even know where to go for me. I said okay Okay, I don't even know where to go from here. She's like, okay, God. He's like, let's move on to something fun. The Peggy segment. Peggy may have a resting bitch face, but she's not sorry. She's rich as fat. Like, oh, good. And can people please stop saying my

sect to me? It's like personalizing it to yourself you know for yourself you've removed yourself from yourself can we talk about your sector me no I want to talk about my sector me okay my sector me it's a mistake to me okay so we see the whole you know the world of Peggy and she basically says that the timeline of events, which I didn't realize was as close as this, was that her dad died basically a year ago in December. And then she got diagnosed and she had the double mastectomy and she got the expanders put in

and then just started shooting. So like she was barely over the trauma of her dad, barely over the trauma of having cancer and then thrown in with these crazy bitches and she was medicated in pain. And so that's, she was like, I just was like not, I wasn't normal, it wasn't me, which I feel like I feel like that's that's reasonable. I felt it was reasonable too, but then the rest of the time, every time she got called

on something, she's like, do you know what it is like to look at yourself without the breath? Who you know what it feels like with a girl with expanders Yeah, I mean, I feel for her, but that can't be every answer to every bad thing you did all season long like every time she started and even fights that she would start She'd be like, well, yeah, you did this and they're like, well, what about you? Do you know what it is like? Yeah, it was I mean, it's a fair question, but yeah, probably not the appropriate question for

all of the things that people are asking are like, why did you click Megan's mouth? Expanders, you know, it was painful. Do you know what it's like? And then they got, yeah, they got the whole I'm confused. Did Peggy have cancer? Did she not now? Like awkward. Yes. You know, it's a good dessert. Peggy does not deserve it. Okay. So Andy's like, so viewers say that you're basically the Armenian Alexis. And Tamra's like, oh yeah, bitch. Notting and like cheering in the background. Calm down, Tamra. You know, whenever someone else is paying, Tamra's literally at a football a football cons It's like you know she's sitting on one of those little square cushions she brings herself, you know

Finger that's that's that's number one a hat with a beer can you know Velcro to it that there's like a long straw that comes to her mouth She's wearing a jersey that just says glamorous dunes Team Maybatch. By the way, drink Team Maybatch. So she's like, you know, everyone says that your husband's controlling. So is your husband controlling or is he supportive? And she's like, in the beginning, all he's going to kill me for saying this, he was controlling.

But then after a while, it was protection. If I go out of the house, I could get run over. What if he doesn't know where I am? Maybe I'm kidnapped. I don't know. And he's like, okay, Stockholm. He was like, was your marriage arranged and she was no, no, not to range clean sail Craigslist. My father gave him cow. So, you know, to be fair, I actually never got the vibe that Diko was like Jim Bolino and super controlling. I just thought he was, he was, I always felt like he was just trying to assert his masculinity in like an adorable way and that she was really not

paying any attention to it. I'm sorry, but there's like sirens outside my house. And I'm going really slow and they're doing that. They're doing like a really bad harmony. Because they're not going, woo, woo, they're going, woo, and other ones like, woo, that was awkward. I hope the world didn't just stand while we're talking

about fucking Diko. Yeah. We can talk about something else. We can go back to Luan that we can go out on a Luan note. Marty can't buy your class or protection from a nuke. Thank God for that bit where I don't have a basement. Going down boys. So I give me give me shelter. Bombs shelter. So Sandin's like, well, I didn't

tell David to say anything to Peggy, and I could throw David under the bus right now, but I won't because he didn't say it. And boy, when I'd love to throw him under the bus, what a jerk. Am I right ladies? And Lydia's just in the way. Lies. It's all lies. Lies. You know, she's just trying to find a menu somewhere to fling across the room. She's like, can we please get one of these cute cards laminated? So I could throw it without saving the actual cute card. Thanks.

Please. So then, um, so then there was like this whole thing about where Peggy is talking about, they're talking about that dinner party because Peggy's in this whole thing. No one wants to find out about me. And so she's saying, she's like, you know, she's like, when I asked Shun, then if you were okay, I wanted to help you because I could see you were unhappy in your marriage, but in reality, I wanted you to ask if I was okay. And she was like, I did. Did you not just hit a clip? You said, are you okay? I said, are

you okay? But this is how you said it. And it's so sad. And she's like, what are you okay? Yeah, that was really, that was really touching, Shannon, the way that you asked Peggy if she was okay. Yeah. But to be fair, the way Peggy asked Shannon was not, are you okay with when you're marriage? It's like, are you okay? You're actually crazy right now. No, and this is another this is a moment where Peggy's like I was sick Well, you also were starting shit at the table So that's why you were doing it. Okay, but you were starting shit But Shannon like she handled that whole thing so badly, which you know, I was a storm this season What can I tell you David?

Which you know, well, I was a storm this season. What can I tell you day fans? Lydia of course is like the teenage brats like whatever mom You weren't there to listen you came prepared for the speech and it was ridiculous and she and it's like Oh, you assume a lot of things making an ass out of you and you You will sue you a lot of things Missy if I prepared a speech I would have screwed up that that was totally off the cuff. I should have an improvising award. How about that? I'm better off the cuff. I'm less step-em-o-theater and more second-city theater. I received a del close award for that performance, Missy, totally off the cuff.

Who's lying is it anyway? Well, it's not mine because I didn't prepare one. That was off the cuff. See that was good Here lies Shambler killed by lines. It's like Shannon Shannon in improv. Wow It really is a great day today. Oh, it is a great day It's like the scene goes nowhere. The end. Thank you. Seven B door improv. To be or not? To be. To be. How about you tell me to be here not to be. How about that? No, it's like no, it's instead. And freeze. I can't freeze. I just can't stand. Peggy? Are you? I was yes-handing you. Are you okay?

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He's like did you? Okay. So did you or didn have it? Because he's like, did you? OK, so did you or didn't you? And she's like, well, three millimeter weight. I reached down, down to the bottom of my soul to see how a nice cream felt. She's like, this is not chorus line, Peggy. OK, what is this chorus line? I don't understand it either, Peggy.

I'm much better off the cup. Chorus off the cup. Of course off the cup. And Vicky's like, you don't have a double bisect to be just because you got death and death to do, okay? Like she said, double bisect to me. I said, okay, I don't need no details. Do you need insurance? Tell me the truth.

I've got it. Kek. And that kind of actually shut everyone up. Because basically, she's like, she's like, Kek, Kelti, Prav. Yeah. Keltov.

No, proud. Yeah. No, but because basically Peggy was saying, yeah, I mean, I was essentially in denial and I didn't really want to think about it. And I didn't want to think that I might have cancer. So every time someone asked if I'd cancer, I was like, no, I don't have cancer. But she also brought it up every episode. So it's like, it's true. But at the same time, when you're sick and you're medicated and you're going through all that pain, I get it. I don't, I actually kind of liked Peggy.

I think you and I actually kind of liked Peggy the season. I think that she did a great job. Yeah, my overall is sort of like blah about her. I mean, she was actually at the heart of a lot of the season, believe it or not, for considering how dull she was. She was really in the mix with all the fights and everything seemed to be about Peggy. Yeah. You see, she did a good job after all. We've changed her report card.

So the next segment is, well, there's some real shitty food. Don't worry. It's not another party of Vicki's house. It's Iceland. I'm saying think God, amp G's. And PS, well, it wouldn't be a trip in Orange County without Vicki going to the hospital. She's like, Oh, God, you're, you're just hilarious. So we see like this comedy did she and he teach it? Woo, airy, whoa. So we see like a greatest hits of Iceland. And then we immediately

Andy is basically like, so what was the deal with that road? Why do you have a rope on your face and she's like well, you know My my hair is actually very curly and a peg get pouring water on my face And so I was just like a mess. I just look crazy and crazy and crazy I was like I just had to put this robe on and I was just laughing at the idea of peggy pouring water I think he's had I feel like we just sort of scared it over that that like that was I did not show that because that shit is hilarious. She's like oh no we call hospital pouring pictures of water over if he said like what do you do? You know I'm having a hard time to detect that in a period like Jesus Christ.

I want to see Vicky's curly hair. That seems hilarious to me also. I wanna see Vicky's curly hair. That seems hilarious to me also. So she's like, well, I just went to the dad. So I took his ad ex and Kelly goes, and Adderall, she's like, no, no, no, before that was Adderall, then after that it was his ad ex. And then I think Peggy gave me a bike wheel.

She's like, no, no, I didn't. I gave you my quilt, that was mine. Look at this. If she even asked me about me maybe she would know what I gave her I gave you this so you would ask about me then I started drinking again but it was just a little like I don't even like champagne so I couldn't be drinking that much because I be be drinking who what I don't like it so then and then we go on to like the menu situation. We're leading it through menus at Shannon. And Lita's like, yeah, I was basically sensitive.

And you know, I'm a sensitive person. And like, I was left out of a dinner and like, Shannon, wouldn't you're sensitive to when you have felt left out if you'd been left out of a dinner? And she was like, what? What? What are you talking about? I could say I said, Lydia's going to be sensitive. Tamara, take the point for that because Lydia's going to be sensitive. And if you tell me after you take the point again, like you did the other day at

that group scene, which was so embarrassing, mortifying, she's going to kill me. Tell her, Tamara, tell her. And you know that, Shannon, we've been totally got, we've gone crazy. If she found out I've been wanting to dinner without her, I mean, I would, because I'm sensitive know that Shannon would have been totally gone crazy if she found I ever want to do it without her. I mean, I would because I'm sensitive like that too. Well, yeah, because it's purple, you know, when they're doing it on purpose and you know, as Tama probably was, I can't be, it's very difficult to be on Tama's side with anything really.

And we never, and Andy never have asked who actually put together that dinner. I mean, obviously, it's put together by the producers, so that's why no one really fast-tucked to it, you know. But no one, I thought at the very least would get some clarification on who actually arranged the dinner, stupid dinner. Yeah. There was something else I didn't ask about

that was super, super obvious. I'm trying to, maybe we'll come across it later. But then we got a, the deal, yeah. Lydia was, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, sorry, you weren't finished. I was just gonna say that Lydia, I just like Lydia's past aggressive snottiness towards Shannon. It's so hilarious to me. She's like She's like I told you I overreacted. I totally overreacted. I'm sorry you don't understand

She's like such a teenager Oh My god, there's a being in my ear in terms like it's a fire There's a bee. Oh my God. There's a bee in my ear. In terms of like it's a fly. There's a fly on her cheek. And I guess I landed on Vicky's head because Kelly actually swatted it. She bashed Vicky's head and actually killed me right now. Jesus. You serious? It was on your head. That was like, yeah, bats. You go fly, bats. So now the Viking dinner. Yes yes so Andy's like so Shannon why did you feel like Vicki's apology at the table was total bullshit she's like Bob

because Tamer made her do it which smells like bullshit doesn't it Andy who apologizes just because Tamer made them and Vicki goes well that wasn't gonna that that apologized what she made me okay like she made me so I said do I that that or do I that or do I not or do I just that types two times three square root of that is pie which I love pie so I said sorry it was the best I could do shout it I'm like oh god messed up with math again tricky go tricky gumbels in that's what we call her yeah tricky like those

imaginary numbers no there's a number out there that's just an eye. What is that? Irrational. Well, I'm not going to tell you what the number is. But I'm not going to keep it from you either. Do you even know where I am right now? You don't do it. Which is hilarious.

I find this all to be very derivative. See what I did there? It's integral to the conversation. Hey calculus jokes off the cuff off the cuff calculus jokes. Here lies Shadow Mordor killed by her own comedy. So then we get 50 negative thoughts minus 30 to 20 positive thoughts equals what Mr. Math Jean, yes. What is this? shot. So there's do we get to so Peggy, you know, I send was rough for you because you heard them laughing and you thought they were laughing at you and she goes, they were. I don't

fear. They were. I don't think they were. She's like, you you are and then you said your dad was going to beat up my dead dad. Yeah, how did we get to that? I have it all recorded. You think I get this hump in my hair from nothing? There's a recorder in there. My dad the pump at your dad. What does that even mean? It was an euphemism. I was drunk. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Peggy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You took it wrong.

I'm sorry. I was drunk. It was a euphemism. It was an expression. It's a saying. It's an American. It's an American. It's America.

You went to UCLA. It was a fine. It was a fine. You mean? It was a palindromey That didn't mean it Like it's like it's like dad like you'll get I forgot you I mean I I didn't know I forgot I forgot your dad died Okay, I didn't mean like that Peggy it was a half of my eyes

He's because I don't even remember your dad died. She goes, oh no, no, no, yes, yes. Look at somebody apology Peggy. Vicki tells Kelly. She's like, look, I was there so I can't help you. Okay, because I was there. I'll be right over here. I'm supporting you, but for my age, you okay. I'm not that good at that support you. Do you understand what I'm saying? I'm like. I'm just sitting here in my very stately stress which we can agree oh looks very good on me. So Lydia is like a final Lydia translates for all these idiots and she's like I think basically Peggy was saying that she was woken up by the baby so she went outside the hallway to investigate

and that's once you heard everyone laughing at her. Yeah, and she's like, well, I hear baby crying, so I went toward the door because mother instincts. And she's like, what do you mean going towards the door? You weren't my neighbor, you weren't even by my room, okay? And they were my neighbors. No one else even heard it. And we just sleep training and I slept my club for 10 minutes. And if you said, and then you said, oh, literally, I had giraffe neck over there and Lydia cuz yeah Lydia's like well what she meant was that she got up to get some water and then got kind of confused cuz she was a baby crying could never get to the giraffe part ever and then I heard sound of hooves don't talk about puppy the buffalo like that I heard sound of hooves. Don't talk about puppy the buffalo like that.

It's off limits. What kind of mother let baby touch puppy buffalo? Only grass. What kind of mother let baby go on mystical Odyssey with buffalo and Bjork on rainbow? Are you done eating the leaves of the top of the tallest tree here? Okay. To be fair, the trees are really short here because we're in the time draw. She's like cancer.

No, I can't. Okay, okay. She actually literally says, I was with the expander, I was in pain. Do you imagine open your robe and don't see breasts there? I have to go through that and not one time support. And then they cut to Tamara who's leaning back on the couch with one arm, squinting her eyes like she's gangster. Tamra is such an asshole.

And I love that she cannot hide what an asshole she is, but then we'll start fake crying whenever they call her out on something, which we'll get to. But this was such a good shot of Shan or a Tamra. And I love it. After Peggy does this thing, I have expenders. I wasn't paying and not one supports, not one. And there's like a beat.

And then Kelly goes, I think you just took it wrong, Peggy. So do you accept the apology? And Shannon's like, yeah, I am an expander. No one's apologized to me. Okay, but I was hurt. And she's like, so you accept the apology, right? Okay. And because you know what, you were sensitive. Okay, you were raw. You were raw. Okay, well, thanks for showing up, buddy. Yeah. Thanks for coming on the reunion, Peggy. We'll see you never.

So Vicky, now we go to the Vicky and Tamer segment and the whole They're fighting and then they're they're crying apology and Iceland all that stuff Oh my god, the highlights were just so beautiful so beautiful so Tamer is again claiming that Vicky went after her marriage and spread rumors Which of course Vicky is like I didn't spread rumors I didn't spread rumors and you spread rumors to and and Tamras like I don't Spread rumors and Vicky's like you lie you lie Don't go there with me. I got caught. Okay, I

Was gone yeah, Vicky when she just start screaming and yelling you know I was gone too the amount of money that I spread out that bad have you see this teeth those customers worth of the Cadillac woo better that bad. Have you seen this teeth? Those cuts more than the Cadillac. Woo. Tamara, this whole storyline to me just doesn't stick up. Tamara's always jokes that everyone thinks Eddie's gay. She even joke this season at Eddie's birthday when he was pretending everything was a cock that he was sucking. She was even like on the guy on Thursday.

So it's so stupid and Vicki goes, okay, so you did you didn't ever hear before you got married to Eddie was gay Like shut up you're doing it again, bitch. No, but you heard it. You know, you know how you heard it They're not gonna let Vicki get away with any of this which Vicki is guilty of having that faux-hawk to mother fucker come to her birthday party with grudge Yeah, to say that Mm-hmm God, this was so fun and Shannon's little smile at every turn When I got caught in Shannon's like hmm. Oh look at that Vicky's lost it. Maybe one Well, ultimately Tamara again admitted what she just wants at the end of this She doesn't want a sorry. She just wants she wants Vicky to say you're right to say

sorry she just wants she wants Vicki to say you're right to say 100% Tamera was right I you know all just to say all that stuff like and because Tamera is basically the queen of I told you so and she feels like she's not getting hurt I told you so a moment so Vicki's like she goes 100% Tamera you're right I literally I'm sorry she's literally sorry yeah literally, literally sorry, okay. And I'm like a box. I'm literally a board game called sorry. Do you see me right now? Sorry.

Look, can we just play Operation? It'd be very careful with the tweezers. So the band on the table doesn't die. Okay, can we do that? Oh, sorry. Man. Just shake me up. I'm literally boggling right now.

Literally. You name it down with dogs and you got fucking thugs back. It's like you had all season to come up with this. I'm literally boggling right now literally Like you had all season to come up with this this is why you guys have a two-part reunion, okay? Yeah, you're I'm saying things like my meanwhile right now So then their argument is ridiculous. So they start arguing Vicky's like, well, I did stage that thing about Ricky. It would maybe it was stage, but that by me Okay, you think if I stage Ryo birthday, I would stage the entrance where nobody even realizes I'm there. Okay. If I stage my birthday, you think I was stage a birthday where I come in dressed in a

shitty version of the Julia Robb's dress from Pretty Woman and some terribly red lipstick, yeah, of course not. And Tim was like, but she found that brux with a liar. I just tried to protect my friend Bullshit, Tama. That is not true. You guys had been on those blogs all season Fuming about bricks and you came into the season ready to bring him down which Rightly so Brooks had been all over the blogs with stories about how he had faked cancer before to get shit from other girlfriends So they weren't necessarily wrong, but for Tamer to pretend like, I just decided to have back at when she's getting everybody to confront her at every turn, you know? Yeah. Make her look stupid.

Yeah, exactly. So then eventually, Shannon's exasperate. So Vicki, why'd you screw it up? Why'd you throw those things out in the air? Everything was so good in Iceland. We're having so much fun. Why just screw it up? Why? Because Vicki keeps retweeting things.

And it's like, why do you keep retweeting things that are like petitions about Eddie coming out of the closet? And she's like, oh, oh, I told her to take it down and he did. OK. So did that erase your retweet of it? I'm confused. Yeah. He's like, do you see how when you you keep on doing these interviews and you keep on saying things like well if he's gay or like but I mean if he's guys not in my business do you see how that sounds bad do you see I keep doing yourself in a hole and she's like yeah but you know Tim

Rissette's terrible things about me like she says I'm home home a phone book and I'm not a home phone book. I was like, did you just say home a phone book? I'm not a home phone book. Yes, okay. I'm not a home phone book. Why would she say over and over? Then I'm a home phone book. Why? I'm not a home phone book. I'm not a home phone book. I'm not a book for the phone phones. Okay. I'm not a book, how dare you? I'm a hobo for Kibble. I'm a hobo for Kibble, okay? That looks like I'm using his phone books anymore anyway. I mean, I can't even believe that there's even a phone book for homers. That's even that biggie.

That's how I'm a foeberg. I'm not how I'm a film book. Oh, where I have to find this because it was cracking me up. Timer's like, of you are a liar bitch. Look at that. It's happening right here. Yeah, it's cracking me up. Tamar is like, of you are a liar bitch. Look at that. It's happening right here. Yeah, it's happening right here. Look at that dick shit,

that bitch. She's like, oh, you know what, I'll look up. I'm gonna look it up in the whole before book. That's what I'm gonna look it up. And Tamar says, you're a liar.

You a liar. L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l and then everyone just looks at the camera, like, what's wrong with you? Even Andy's like, um, what are you doing? Yeah, she's that girl who gets to the end of the extra system. And you're like, they saved her, but then at the very end, her neck crains all the way around in a full 360 to look back at the camera. Oh, there's a part two coming. Like, yeah, that demon is just holding on way too tight to those possum bones.

It's not letting go. Yeah. So Vicky went into the chamber, and was going like, li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i That's it. Nothing looks good on me. I've been through this pretty. I'm out of here. I'm not going back. I'm not going back out there. I'm out of this damn show. Could you see the strings holding up my boobs? Well, I saw a bit Peter Pan too, but Peter Pan it was still basically blue. Like what more do you need? What more do you need for me? So Lydia goes after Vicki and is like, well, you know, I think that she's just coming from a place of hurt and you're coming from a place of hurt and you guys love each other but you've heard each other and you heard her and she has you and love. It's like, look, here's the point, Lydia. I didn't finish my cook,

path chicken. Where is it? Anybody have it? Bring it back over here. Bring it back over here. Okay, I'll go back. I'll go back. So the makeup people around, everyone's like on their smartphones and the makeup people are, everyone's like on their smartphones and the makeup people are like putting, like, wicking through grinder. Yeah. You literally hear a bone? And he's like, the makeup person's like putting powder on his face.

And Vicki comes back and tamer saying they're holding a glass of wine and now her shit, her voice is trembling. I mean, this one's psychotic, you know, because now she's like, Vicki, can't she just apologize and mean it, can't she just to pop, chis, and mean it. Can't she just do this from a vika?

I'm like, are you from like a Tennessee Williams play all of a sudden? Typical stupid hoe. This is what Tamra does every single time. She victimizes people, she bloodies them, and then when she realizes she's gone too far, she immediately makes herself the victim and starts to fake crying with no tears.

Why can't you just apologize, my ass, me, bitch. Oh my god, I've said I'm sorry. Okay. And then Andy, and Andy is like, looks over him as grinder and sees that there's actually a moment about to happen. He's just like, shoes away, the makeupers are like, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go. It was very Robert Downey Jr. and soap dish. I like when they were still sitting there and Andy's texting around Grindr or whatever.

And they're waiting for Vicki and he goes, what's happening? Which is like how you talk when you're not paying attention. When you're on text, you're not paying attention to anyone. He's totally sure. It's reunion. Just let me figure dick. I mean, okay. Yeah, reunion. Great. Anyway, Peggy Spanders. Yeah, those are hot when you get those in oh, those are it's not plastic surgery in a good way Okay, my next question is about golden showers. I'm sorry, Vicki Oh my god, what is that? Do you want a litany? Do you have a litany? My my excuse it Do you want me to look at the whole before book about lit these?

Bad family Remember when you caught TMC Tamara is the queen of crawling radar our mind TMZ all this shit and taking down her enemy She is the queen of it Everybody knows it and to see her sitting here crying and Vicki knows it too But Vicki's also just as bad. It's like these bitches fight over the blogs. You know, they're always the source. Okay. Whenever you see the sources said it was Vicki or Tamra basically. Yeah. So Vicki's like, I'm she's like, I'm sorry. I don't ever I don't ever talk about Eddie being gay again. If he were gay, it's not on my business. I'll never talk about it again.

Never ever again. Even though I know friends who, it's not on my business. I'll never talk about it again. Never, ever again, even the way I know my friends who have sucked him off the roundup. I'll never talk about it again. And she, and I like how she goes, listen, if I could have purchased Eddie, I would. I want to take it to T because I know that like, Gades really like T. Yeah. She's like, I wanted to have T with him. I mean, that's what you break the dials to, right? Yeah. Oh, every day, loves a tea party. And she's like, I want you to stop saying that I was in on a cancer scam. Stop saying that. And Tim is like, okay, I'll stop saying that. And then like, oh my god, I got an Andy's like, hmm, you think that maybe you guys might want a hug? Like, okay, that's the thing. So they're like the fakers and they're all breathing their champagne,

kung-pong chicken, and coffee breath all over each other. So Tamron, yeah Tamron Vicky or Hugging, or Hugging, and then Vicky's like, and I might hug them, shout it too. And she's like, God. Yes, and I guess. And it first, and it's like, God, kill me. God, I have to do this. Woohoo. And then Vicky's like, God, kill me. God, I have to do this. Woohoo.

And then Vicki's like, look, we're all good people. We're all good people. We just got to do two routes. This is what it felt like to me. People just breathing all over each other is gross. And the Kelly's behind her sitting down. She's like, this is good guys. Yeah. She's like, this is good, guys. Yeah. This is healing. This is healing. And then at one point, they cut to like an extreme closeup of Shannon stuck in this group and like and, and they're, you just

hear the breather. And then Shannon goes, yeah. Yeah It's gonna be happy shatted. I just wanted me that for you. He's supposed it's gonna be the worst It's gonna be the most I don't know Can we just go have 10 shots somewhere? And then so then they like separate they have like this like fake like Shannon and Tamra like fall on the couch like whoa good times are back again we're being goofy and then Tamara's like can we change our couch now which I love that is like the the ultimate sign of like forgiveness and moving forward is like inviting someone to your couch on the reunion. No, neither one of you can change a couch you've already peed in your spot we all know it

okay. So Becky goes to sit next to her and Kelly's like oh yeah I get to sit by Andy now. No, neither one of you can change a catch you've already peed in your spot. We all know it. Okay So Becky goes to sit next to her and Kelly's like oh, yeah, I get to sit by Andy now. What's up? Yeah What do you want to ask me? I've made a huge mistake I think time was like you know the last three episodes broke my back shot We're good together and that's the truth Backstage Becca set me a video of Lucette. I thought it's a funny. I shot I'm gonna say so you are not Lucy and you were not Ethel. I don't want of you, okay? You're not even gumbee and the horse. Poke

Poke yeah, sorry You had you had such anger behind that Poke Poke fucking Poke. It's always gumby who gets run over poke is always fine So they yeah, there are so it's like Vicky is again saying didn't have my family didn't have my family and so Andy goes you know Shannon You're the only new housewife that Vicki has ever been nice to ever. She, you're the only one she's ever taken in light.

And they got to peggy be like, what am I? Liver of chop? I've been chopped. How would you feel? So then Vicki, officially, she switches couches she heads over say red Rover red Rover send Vicki right off Tamra just throws a fucking ball in her head I guess it lasts that one So then Vicki's like now sitting in between Shannon and Tamra she's like How the worm has turned, I guess. Where's the part where Lucy and Ethel get to go to the chocolate shop?

Where's that one? I guess we can do a three-way thing at the Gachelle in this year. So Tamer's gonna be my date, but... So I suppose I'm Fred Mertz. Thanks. I would like to thank everybody for making me the Fred in this situation. So I'm reconnected because we're Aries. Okay. And then Andy, you guys, I love that Andy's like, Andy Amla fixed my life. He's like, guys, there's so much noise with the show and you two you got to like be honest with each other Because it's so fragile like really communicate and okay and be careful be careful of what you put out there

I'm TMZ radar online what have you and they're just ignoring him talking amongst each other If you want to jab it quota. We're hiring shatted each other. If you want to java coda we're hiring shatted. Oh wow thanks. Well that I mean that coda insurance does I mean look Lori found her her billionaire husband and then Michael he's got a hot wife or a girlfriend so Shannon I mean maybe take it take up that offer. She'll be teaming up with the radio check. Well, hi, I can't get my headset to work either. Well, I suggest we start a union protest, menu about headsets. What happened to Shannon's restaurant, by the way?

Talk about a loose end. They just didn't even bother coming back to that. Like, here, let's have two episodes where Shannon picks out a logo and just never come back to it Well, she mentioned it because she's like, oh, I don't need a job because I'm opening a restaurant or something Oh, I didn't even say that you remember when Heather said restaurant restaurants are very difficult, okay? It's not some candle store. We can slap your name on a Label and that's it, you know, you got to be there't, I don't know. But I hope she does open it. I'd love to go.

I would love to go. I think it sounds great. So then basically it wraps up and then it's backstage and then Tamra and Vicki you're having cake and they're like, it's a friendship cake. Ask that just a friendship cake. And then talk about that-chap cake, and then talk about that friend ring. Oh, thanks for that, that tastes delicious. Cake I wasn't offered.

Oh, thanks. And the camera's like, you know what I have, Vika, I'm addressing my batch, have a friendship press that. I think it's like for where, for where? And then they show the clip of when Vicky's like, we are friends now, friendship press is much, but basically it's just proof that Tamra was, listen, bitch, you cannot just shoot everything in

Shannon's living room. So low for the rush to the season, you're going to make up with Vicky period by the end. And she's like, okay, I'll call her ugly. And then I'll give her back a friendship bracelet. Does that work? Like high five. Yeah. They walk off our work and as we're back we're back. Yeah, and that's where it ends. So hopefully next season things will be fixed and we won't have to deal with this nonsense anymore We can be on to new scandals maybe get some new housewives that are not Peggy or Megan, you know, I'll be excited about that Or lit. I think they're gonna probably get rid of Peggy Liddy and Megan and then bring in you. Yeah, people are not getting really shan and they're not getting rid of Vicky. They're not getting rid of Tamra and who's the other one? Kelly. Kelly. Yeah, they're not going to get rid of Kelly.

Yeah, I think that, um, I think that, yeah, people seem to really hate Lydia, but I actually think Lydia was good on the show. So I would get rid of Peggy and Megan. I think Megan's got to go. I mean, I thought she was gone at the end of last season. And then this, I was sort of surprised that she came back. And I thought, well, maybe she got the message and she's going to really bring it and she didn't bring it at all. She does, she Megan does nothing. She had a baby one good season. How dare you, out of baby. Well, in my mind, I was thinking, well, this is actually good. If she does come back, at least like the baby, last season was about her being pregnant. This season was about her being learned to be a mom. Next season can be about something else.

But now she's like, I'm pregnant again. I was like, oh, fuck. Just get her off the show. Yeah. I'm pregnant with another frozen spring baby. Great. So who knows? But here's what we know.

It is over, which means it is time for new shows We're so excited because our roster is switching over. Oh my goodness. We've got Vanderpump rules coming back We've got yep real housewives of Beverly Hills coming back. Yep top chef. I'm so excited for top chef. What is top chef start? Next week December 7. Oh, it's Malita. We got New Jersey in the mix. We got, um, oh my God, the doorbell. Oh, you're my shelving, right on time. All right, well, that's time to give it up.

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