Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County

Episode Date: April 16, 2018

Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!! And remember that if you want to check out our live shows, go to watchwhatcrappens.com for ticket links! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We have a hundred backup dancers that are about to come out, but first. Also, we have announcement. Someone named Sina has lost her smile, so if anybody finds out... I'm going back to the smile. Sheena's smile. We're looking for Sina's smile. Yes. If anybody finds out, then the smile, sheenas smile, we're looking for sheenas smile. Yes, you find it in other, under than seven minutes, you get a special prize. Yes, are you still, are you gonna be able to look

at your notes, are your notes okay? Hot notes in a different device, Ben. Oh, thank God. Wow, so we are super, super excited to be here. And this is awesome. Thank you guys for coming out on the Sunday. The Lord's Day, y'all. Yeah.

We got to give some, we have some special shout outs. We have like several fellow podcasters here. We got KKC is here. There she is. I see that shock of blonde hair. And you're pregnant ass over there. We have Intermum Rules party. We have another human being in the world.

Congratulations. Love you KKC. Here you KC. Intermum Rules party is here to listen to them. Yeah. They are the ones who got that scoop from faith on Intermum Rules. Yeah.

Yeah, that one. Bravo, Betges. Hey Better Pump Rules. Yeah. Yeah, that one. Bravo Beaches, hey Bravo Beaches. Bravo Beaches. Bravo Beaches. Bravo. Our friend, Monee, so many of our friends are here. Thank you so much. We actually did it by Kelly Dodd, and she's like, guys, I really have so much going on

today. So I'm sitting back there reading the Instagram as an intelligent person do. And I was like, Kelly Do-do is on, laying on the floor of the Abbey right now. Literally being lifted up by some queen. How dare you, man? How dare you, man? God bless her.

God bless her. You know what's her loss? Because honestly, I would say, Ronnie Unai, we're sort of like boss ass bitches, right? We're boss ass bitches Yeah, when we get sad we do a real boss ass bitches. That's Just like a boss assass bitch would do. Herd is the Vanderpump rules party, bad. My anxiety has actually gone down a little bit.

That was weird, this place. My pussy just got so much power. This baba really took my lips like a champ. It kind of explains why my mom hates me like sometimes. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Karl, Karl. We need to just teach children how to use glasses. How to use glasses.

So we also have Tanta here. Tanta! I didn't notice. Tanta is wearing a very special outfit tonight. I don't know if you can tell Tanta is wearing a Taco Bell hat and a Taco Bell shirt. And I don't know if you guys saw, but we were actually doing some Taco Bell giveaways later. I don't know if you guys saw, because we sort of like announced the rules for a little late But basically if you are wearing an awesome t-shirt outfit sort of thing Make sure you add us on Instagram with a picture of it and hashtag crap and live and later on tonight

We're we're going to give away two prizes One is going to be an awesome swag bag from Taco Bell and the other thing is going to be a ticket To hashtag count to some friends swag bag from Taco Bell and the other thing is going to be a ticket to hashtag Countess and Friends. So do that if you want to win something. The Countess got her a court date moved up so we know that we can actually go see her. Yeah. She moved it up. So excuse me, Officer of the Court, Ben.

I can't come a fifth-hub, so. And they had to Catalina Club. They're like, oh, OK. Could you believe it? I'm seeing the abaret. She had it coming. Not me. She had it coming, but I didn't do it.

She only has Ramona to play. The only thing I have coming to me is a record deal. So actually, Luan infamously this week said, do you have a Pandora's stash? Yeah. When she got into it, by itself, we heard the Pandora. What if Pandora came out with a new song, Lisa Vanderbilt, how's it going? Yeah, guys, Pandia's gonna be Pandora came out with a new song? Please have asked her about it. Yeah, guys, Pandora has a new song about it, isn't it? Yeah, she's like, here I am working for my mom again.

Working for my mom again. Working for my mom again. No, but I'm Pandora, the Wands station. We heard she's dropping a new single today, so we're very excited. So we will be checking in throughout the show this season. Yeah, we're going to check in on Countess the Wands Pandora station to see it for a brand new song we'll be playing and so we'll have to keep tabs on that.

Very exciting. Very exciting stuff. He only has Romana to play. So today, do we have anything to talk about previously before we get into sorry? Well, let's talk about this privately. before we get into sorry. Well, let's talk about this privately. I mean, I'm just feeling very sentimental, because honestly, you know, shouting out these other podcasters, et cetera, the fact that you guys all came here, you know, none of us would really be here

if it weren't for Orange County, right? Yeah! Because where are we from? We would have no New Amman's orization. We would have no need leaks. We would have no Luan-Man Dorisation, we would have No Neel balls We wouldn't have oranges. We wouldn't have Lisa Vanderpump Lisa Vanderpump from here. No the reason no The reason why we would have none of these wonderful things is because Orange County is where the real housewives started And that's where we are today. We wouldn't have pet out dresses. Yeah. We wouldn't have huge flitter belts see where we're right under your boob line. We wouldn't have the O.C. angels.

We wouldn't have the quiet woman. Exit signs. We wouldn't have exit signs. No. So we picked this episode randomly. You know, because on the weekends, we're like, randomly, you know, because on the weekends we're like, let's do classic episodes and we keep doing

Vanderpump rules because I mean, let's face it, like, it's always gonna get us that gift. It's always just pushing out new gifts like KKC. Yeah. His pregnant, love you, baby, y'all. Yeah. So so many gifts, but we thought, let's just do a famous Orange County. What could we possibly do? More like, let's do Nick and Waste it!

Make it waste it. It's arguably one of the very best episodes from Orange County. It is also something that you probably should not be talking about during Me Too. That long sentence. How was it like are we trying to get me fired from my self-employed job? We probably should not be talking about during these two. That's long-sang. How was it like are we trying to get me fired from my self-employed job? Yeah. Why would we be doing this for ourselves?

It's horrible! It is horrible. And I loved every second. But it was so good. Who year did Homerick and watched the naked myself send me? Yeah. Yeah. And we're so proud of all our mean two people. I feel like we should change it because this is different, you know, it's like if you've been hurt by Tamra, like we need some kind of hashtag just for Tamra, like Tamra too.

Tamra too. The monster. Monster yeah, if you've ever tripped on the uneven floors of cut fitness And by the way shout out to the steam at least one or two cut fitness t-shirts like actual real-life cut fitness Merchandise oh we have merchandise by the way, so go buy merchandise. We always forget to tell people that Okay While Ronnie does that let's talk about this naked-wasted situation. Because going back to one of this episode from like 2008, 2009, somewhere around there, oh my god, you're so hot.

Season four, man, that was going back in time. First of all, the show, like it was filmed on one of those like Fisher Price Camp quarters. Guys, remember when TVs were square? Who did that? I guess it was filmed on one of those like Fisher Price Camp Courts. Guys, remember when TVs were square? Who did that? I know. They still flinted on your big old-wise greenest like this big.

I like being outside, you know what? So we do a noise quality. You know what? Here I am outside. Just me, does it mean the... It's just me. It's like somebody drawing their pictures really slowly, the same. Look, what is this? I love Lucy? What am I watching right now?

But this show is dark, as you said earlier last week on the podcast, as we've been saying a lot. This was really dark because we now have 10 years of hindsight. And I feel like almost every scene of this episode, someone said something so optimistically and I just wanted to be like, no, it doesn't work out that way. No. I'm a very, I've always been such a judgmental person, you know. And thank you. Thank you.

Really, yeah, thank you. It really never works out till 10 years later, where people who've kicked out of their dinner party is like, but he was right. You know, you see it later. And that's what watching this episode was to me. Because I'm the kind of person who's going to be like your dad is going to both be porn stars. Bad one.

You know? People are like who invites this asshole into our home and it's like 10 years later there's me at your back door. I am extremely, extremely excited to talk about that bowling scene but why don't we jump into, should't we jump into... Should we just jump into the recap, Ronnie? Yes. Alright, let's talk next.

Well, we have to start with previously, because I love them, and also, who the fuck watched the show before this? Nobody, not us. Yeah. But it was also so nice to see Vicky's mom. I forgot what a character Vicky's mom was. No, she's... Yes, RIP Vicky's mom. RIP Vicky's mom. She forgot what a character Vicky's mom was. Oh, oh, oh. Yes, RIP Vicky's mom. RIP Vicky's mom. She's so cute.

Joanne. And I forgot why I loved her this much, but this is her first line. There's so many wrinkles on your eyes. You have a white stick. Look at you ride the wrinkles on your eyes. She said you just fucked her. Yeah, well it all makes sense. Again, it's sad because you see that at the time you're like, oh that's kind of funny, you know, and now it's like 10 years later like, oh my God, it

was probably like years and years of hearing those comments, I gave a Zipiki that we have now, you know. Oh my God, seeing Vicky's young girl face. I don't know what would you, I'm with someone with Zipiki surgery, I don't know how you even judge the age, because it's young girl face. I don't know what would you... I was one of the six girls, I don't know how you even judge the age. Because it's not older young, it's just like... But even then, it's just pretty...

It's just pretty easy on Vicky's face. Yes, previously. Nine seasons ago on Vicky's face. And it was similar, but there was just definitely like more of a link. But she just be like, I don't think we should be talking about that. Yeah. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Yeah. Another face has changed, not face,

but I specifically, I like comparing, I get to know people by understanding like what a rodent they are. Because rodent is true though, if you think about it, are you a durable kind of person? Like Heather DeBro has a durable eyes, okay? You want a durable, but you're like, eh, I don't think they're nice,

they're really not that cute. They're about you, you know? Might as well get a hamster at that point. Yes, hamster's very cute. I don't think I've been in my home with anybody a hamster I had. How could hamsters are adorable? But Tamra Barney is forever to me, possibly,

because... Tamra, not a rude answer... Tamra, when she gets pissed, her eyes get like this. And I don't know if you've ever seen a possum on top of your dumpster outside, or you're talking like that. Pity is monster. What she's angry, you know. So this is pretty possible. Possum also has the same hair for 10 years too. So it's not, you know, it's not possible I hate.

I'm just saying, like, this is pretty possible. And it's so weird seeing her. Because to me, I'm like, oh, she's a nice person now, because she doesn't have possible eyes, you know? No. No. The theory didn't work out. Do you still an asshole.

God bless her, honestly. But just seeing Tamra open like this, like just like wide eyes. Yeah. And there this is so much better than, yeah. I have a dinner party. Also on the preview, on the previous lead, we had Vicki with Dawn. And Vicki's like, yeah, I'm going to Chicago.

And he's like, well, of course, I'm not going to Chicago. I wasn't invited. You're like, yeah, no, you'll be divorced soon, don't worry. That's so Vicki though. Hey, let's have a scene with me in town where I talk about going to Chicago. I didn't invite him. I'm going to shoot that scene.

Yeah. We also got speak of Tamer. By the way, there was also a, in the previous leaves, we see Tamra complaining because apparently she's like, one of my comments totally offended Gretchen, like, should I feel sorry for her or should I hand her the Oscar? I'm like, you probably should feel sorry for her.

You probably said something terrible to her Tamra. And it's kind of like funny, because she's still doing the same stuff, like 10 years later, still doing that. Like, I don't know if I should feel sorry for her she's just a bitch you know I'm like also when is anybody in this town gonna get an Oscar like this cast I mean this cast I mean she's such a funny goal for her to have yeah um uh and then most importantly in the previous leaves we got to see Lynn Curtin, who was suffering the indignity of not being invited to the Cool Gets table at the horse track. I didn't really get a pinpoint at the mom of the year.

I didn't really get a pinpoint on her personality until Jeek with Regina, who's like, she's got to be stoned. Okay. She's just looking around the room like, her mouth kind of does opens and closes like a bitch. And they're like, who remembers when Lynn got a facelift and she was wrapped up in that thing

and she was like, and then, you know, so know so this it's funny because the scene they were flashing back to was also a really famous episode when they went to the racetrack and they didn't invite Lynn to the table and then you see Tamran thinking like that other table is chubby and then the producers do a close-up of Gina. I like, this is such a meat show. This show is horribly mean. And I like the Cretan, because Cretan? By the UN Cretan Cretan, Cretan just talked like this.

But back then, she still turned the top of a pig's voice. And I was like, don't make me do Cretan all night. But they does sound kind of, she's like, oh, my legs ain't even big. So she's hurt previously, but she's in a ring store. She's like, ah, it's pretty. I'm like, how pretty? I'm like, that is, you are not

going to be able to look forward to that ring. Stop, friend. Stop. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, and then they're talking about Tamra. And she goes, Tamra's one of those people with two sides to him. Like, is that a bad thing? Yeah. It's called being a multifaceted person.

That's right. That's what Tamras is. So then we get a bull burn. So now we get into the tag lines from 10 years ago. And first up is Gina. He says, well, it doesn't matter what happens in life. I do it my way. Unless it's like your son, Barky, I knew.

No kidding, congratulations, you're Frank Sinatra. Your life just turned into so much more of a success than we in Rathada would be. I don't know what it is, I just always love Gina. I don't know why I love her, I just love her. I love Gina because she's just exhausted. She don't give a fuck. She's just been through it all. She's just like fine. I'll make you some sandwich. Yeah, Gina, Gina, that girl at the office, you're like, hey Gina, how are you? And she's like terrible.

Thanks for being honest. Well, you were so good to do so. Gina, did you steal my sandwich? I was going to, but it was too hard to walk over there. Oh, I was going to, and then I had them scratch just in the first time I thought, I would do that, didn't win the lottery, so then I just, I went to Vendee machine,

the memonyms didn't fall out. Well, you know, it's like, thanks Gina. But it's Gina. So Gina, it doesn't matter what happens in life. OK, I'm vicking you. I want the power and the money, and I want the bull. That's what you say. Sort of implied what you say.

I want the power and the money. I want the bull. Yeah. Oh. Woo-woo! Woo-woo! This was season four, and she was already saying, we'll put up.

I was actually surprised. We'll put up, mom. We'll put up, mom. Yeah. She was already saying, whoop it up. I was actually surprised. Whoop it up, bam. Whoop it up, bam. Yeah. Then Gretchen. Gretchen was one of those girls. Settle down. You three up down there. Gretchen.

They already got Gretchen's one. We kicked your ass. You're already ready to... Gretchen. Gretchen doesn't even try to make a sentence, she's saying. I like clean, I like air, I like senses, I like tables, I'm bad, I'm hot, I can't eat. She's pulling points for her. Tavra's like, I'm not the new girl anymore, so watch out. Okay. Again, I do. It was one of those things you should've listened to her. Again, not do. It was one of those things you should've listened to her.

She's a monster. Yes. Not that me, girl, anymore. It's so weird seeing Tamra with open eyes. True though. Now they're like, ooh. But before they were like, it's like dumb. I don't know.

I like that now they're angry, you know. Yeah, it's an evolution, really. So Lynn, her thing was. Shada, don't that. Shada. Shada. You fucked up, dope and joke. I'm shada, don't that.

She's had a lot of talk about. So, Lynch goes, I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. I'm obsessed with being young. Is that true or are you guys obsessed with being young? Okay, I just want to make sure. I don't think she was doing it right. It was just an odd thing for her to say about being young. You know?

It was. I'm just your typical housewife. Satsup being young. your typical housewife, Sassafian Young. I'm like, you're gonna see some queen feeding her that line, like, you have to say something. I'm just your typical Orange County housewife. Okay, I'm done. No man. You have to have an and or but.

It's just staring at a yo-yo like uh uh So the first scene is I mean you guys are playing with the nipple It's like someone on the nose Like What wrong with my childhood? Um

So Tama is the first scene and it's so crazy watching Because they still do it the same way right Where they're like I'm Tama And they show everyone in Tama's family I told her to know it's about the salsa I'm so excited to, because they still do it the same way, right? Yeah, I'm Tom Brown. And they show everyone in Tamer's family. I totally took notes about this all, so I'm so excited to hear what you have to say. Oh, I was just gonna say it's so weird seeing Tamer's family, but themselves run on camera without their faces blurred out, you know? You know? Well, I was just like, I'm talking about, you know,

because when you see the whole family, you see young Ryan, and he's wearing an arugile sweater vest. And then there was like a little boy in there. Do you guys know there's a little boy? That Spencer? Yes, he ran away in a place called Spencer's Gets. You can buy fart cushions there. He is a great store.

I'm proud of him. He is a Gets. So the episode is like, it's like almost like the episode new in 10 years from now. Two K-Pod cast is going to make fun of this show. Let's start with something good. It's like Tamra at an etiquette class. It's like an oxymoron. How many polyesters were killed for this episode?

That's a big one. Because it's all Tamra animal print. Everything's too worse. This one is black and white, but it's not a zebra. It's like a nanny print, what do you call it? Like, who's her print? But black and white. I'm only pouring it out, because every scene

is a different dead fake animal. But importantly, during her interviews, I think she's wearing a head of lettuce. It's just this big green floppy thing. I was like, that's good for the earth, thank you. She looked at us. Recycle your Tamras. So Tamras, yeah, she's like being Brennan.

Simon with spray is very proper. He tells me he wouldn't take me to visit the Queen of England. You know, Simon's one of those asshole husbands who acts like he could take you to see the Queen of England. Yeah, but... Shut up, Simon. Queen of it, but you can take her to F-Cost Center. You're like, here she is. She's like, oh my god, he has access. Hey, well, let me go close. She's a fuck that big guy.

She's like a golf ball. And then she's like, I think most of the things I do in Simon are considered bad manners. I'm like, I know you're trying to be sexual, but I'm still starting to get your animal print. So I like how the etiquette teacher, she even comes with her own house, so I've tag a lot. She goes, my workbook is different than yours, because I've got all the answers.

I was like, good for you, I had a good teacher. She's like, am I on the show now? She literally said it not by the way. Don't lean forward, don't you with your mouth open. That's not American. We won't continental. Don't stand like that. Don't look like that. Don't eat like that. I was like, bitch, this is Orange County. You're gonna have a client every minute of every day.

Look, this is how she makes you sit down. She's like, you can't, you can't sit like this, like I'm doing it, and I'm a disgusting horrible monster. I'm like, this is how you sit. You're gonna scratch up your friend's floor is doing that. That is bad manners. Yeah, poor Tamara didn't know I was in a chair. The teacher is like, do you know what this is?

And she's like, a plate. And she's like, okay, just check it. There were times where she was like literally, do you know how to eat with a fork? And Tamara's like, yeah, she goes, you control the fork and she goes, I know. Get into my mouth, bet! The more I'm growing your fucking back! I'm going to be like,

the more I'm going to cry at the end of the room now. Oh my goodness. So finally, Tamer was like, there are two many rules with Attica, you know. I don't know, I just thought the whole idea of Tamer taking Attica lessons. I don't know why this was never revisited and why it was not a season long arc,

trying to figure out works and spoons and knives. But fucking with her, I love that teacher. Because you know that son, like piano teacher from Dallas dream. So I'm just like, scare, you know, color-wide trash. He's like, okay, I'll do it for that extra money. So, she comes over and she's teaching Tamra all this shit. And she's like, that's a roving fork.

She's like, what do you mean? Let's see with that. It's not in space. It rogues. What does that mean? What does roving? It moves. Oh god, dammit, that is a movie fucking fork.

She's gonna have nightmares about moving to force. The Roe H. Fork is killing me. I know. So that's an appetizer combo of words. Oh, we got a notification. Oh. It's from the Pandora radio station. I think a new song is starting up.

Should we just listen in to see what... Yeah, let's listen to it. I think a new song is starting up should we just listen in to see what yeah Listen to this I don't care about your marathon You run races I run checks Cuz I'm going to say Yeah, I think that's an old song. All right, well, we'll stop the way the new song. That was a weird song. That was a really, really never caught on.

It's like a string that you just like a plumpa plumpa beat, you know? That's Lui An. Lui An tries on many different faces, okay? Different types of songs, yeah. That was basically Tamara farting out the, uh, the, uh, the flinch of allegiance. That man is Tamara. Sorry, it's called trying to entertain your guests. Okay, so next we go to, uh, oh, yes.

Lynn. Yeah. Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank. Look at us for dinner. Yes. Lynn. Yeah. Hey Frank. Hey Frank. Look at that. It's very dinner.

We're just like two hot people and one with each other at dinner. We're like two hot people with kids. Like God, we got time away from the kids. We're like Frank. You know what's up? You don't talk. What Frank? A hot appetizer. Oh my God, that is hot Frank. from the kids, the right frame. Yeah. You know what's up? You know what's hot? What? A hot appetizer.

Oh my God, that is hot, Frank. That's literally hot, Frank. You're so funny. I feel like I feel like I could go for a cold appetizer too, though. But first I'm hot, because it's hot. I'm like, who are you on TV? Is this all you gonna do? And even this poor lady made me sad

because Frank's trying to fake it for the camera. So he's like, here we go. Yeah, do that. Like kisses her or whatever. And she's like, oh, what? Now we have public displays of affection, Frank. Like this man hasn't kissed you in public and your entire marriage.

She's like, I really think Frank is the most awesome husband. He is probably really one of the best guys I could have ever picked. For anyone who's not up to date on Real House of Spirons County, he didn't pay his bills and they all got to pick it on camera. Told ya! And so they're talking about parenting and there's some concerns about like are they should they be at dinner right now and they're like it's like no it's fine I mean if we're gone they're gonna appreciate us more. You know that's why they've tried murdering you in your sleep multiple times, Lynn.

Don't talk like that. So then we cut to the bowling alley with Lynn's daughters. Oh my god. Raquel. Raquel. No relation. No relation to pasta Raquel. This is back in the day when they used to do interviews with people like in the backyard.

Did you notice that all Jones in a few years? She had like son and a rise she's like yeah, I really like bowling because you can roll a bowl down the aisle and like Kind of over here. Oh, sorry And this is also where they showed the children on this show because now they're like Hudd the children Yeah, and you see why look what happens nothing good has happened one of these children Okay, no, I mean arguably maybe the Vanderpump children but even there's our mom And you see why? Look what happens. Nothing good has happened to one of these children. I mean, arguably maybe the Vanderpun children, but even there, their mom will be like,

Get off camera. Make a joke, do it. So, Rickell, they're all, they're all, we're telling her, friends are all bowling and she's like, Oh my god, we're like, there's kids, you're like, go bowling. I'm like, yeah, you're bowling right now. You're like, go bowling. I'm like, yeah, you're bowling right now. You're exactly that. When we become kids, let's get to your bowl. Like, I can't even ball a shower. Come on.

And then they go to the bathroom, and I'm like, where'd they get cooked and orange counting? I want to grow up in that town, you know? And then you hear them on their minds. They're like, wait, did you get the drinking, drinking? Oh, yeah, I got some drinking. And I'm like, oh, lame children. You're throwing it all away for T-dos. Well, I think you have there, you know.

To me, I thought the saddest line of this scene was when Raquel is sitting there with her French guys. Guys, I'm like, so glad that I have a car, you guys. Do you know that our lives are like going to begin now? That I have a car you guys. Do you know that our lives are like going to begin now? That I have a car? I didn't say it was funny, I just said it was sad. Just very Tracy Chapman-esque. Yeah.

I got a fan who's gone. We're gonna throw it away from you. Six-shift batches. Okay, so Lynn and Frank, so now this is poor delusional in, and we've all known this mother, right? So Frank's like, well, we're missing two bottles of booze from the thing, but I don't think they did it. She's like, yeah, the in Frank don't have booze,

and they're unless we drink it. But if you have it in the house with your kids, they're just gonna drink it, right Frank? Right Frank? So they're missing all this booze and they're unless we drink it. But if you have it in the house with your kids, they're just gonna drink it, right Frank? Right Frank? So they're missing all this booze. Their kids are drinking the booze at the bowling. On camera. On camera.

Four kids were savvy. Yeah, she's just like, I just want to tell, I just want her to tell me the truth. Those are kids you do not want to hear the truth. Yeah, I don't want to hear the truth. She literally goes, I don't think they drank it. Maybe they're friends, but not our daughters. Meanwhile, Raquel is bowling with the gutter guards up.

Like, of course she's come over. She was. I passed judgment on that, OK? I know. It's hard to hear. You're over four. You open up those gutters. But you watch the show knowing what happens.

You're like, okay, they both become porn stars. Maybe we could have seen this. Maybe we could have seen that. There's no helping people who slam balls into the gutter car on purpose. I mean, there are no bad manners, okay? Those are broken people. Broken people. And Roddy worked at a bowling house.

This is coming from a very personal place. Broken. Broken bowling alley. Broken beds and the bowling alley. Broken beds. Broken little bowling bird. Okay, it's that gratin, I guess they were like, what? Lin sucks false. I like that I asked what, and I'm like, oh, that was it? I thought it was like a clue to treasure or something. So, you know, I guess they had a rule like you can't have family in the picture unless you're actually married. It was like before like gay marriage or whatever, like where there were all these rules.

Yeah. Who cares, you know? Gretchen had to do her Little dogs by her I was like That was yeah, I had her little old man, but you know beside her I be I don't care whatever It's her I don't think we've ever had so many sad groans at a live show, but I know it's not, I know it's, it's mainly because the show is like a big sad groan, you know? But in the best way, like in a hilarious sad groan way,

if that makes sense. The best part about seeing Regin Rossi back was being reacquainted with what I like to call Greshon Rossi decor, which is an interior artistic movement with an emphasis on ceramic chef statues, posters from Paris, perhaps some like the Ikele Tower, or just as like love, or as a temp. Learn a thing, or a girl who goes into raw stress for less

and sees that like, printed canvas, it says, parents in five different languages. Yeah, it's like parents, parents, parents, parents. Or I'd like positive memes made out of wood depending on her toilet and the mail. Today is the first day of the rest of your life! Although I want to say that I don't want Tamra to get up easy because I noticed in this episode at one point in her kitchen, there was a poster on the wall that just said, Fakacha!

She was like, Tamra was at TJ Maxx, and was like, I have to have that Fakaccia poster. I represent everything I love in life. Fakaccia bitch. That's my opinion! Can I get on the waiting list for Tertella if that ever comes back? I would like to send a letter to the artist of Fakaccia that worked, saved my life. That's for her tree resentment for Vicki comes from. Vicki found the only Kaliente in my career. Vicki found the Kaliente in the other side. I was like, yeah, you may have

a Kaliente sign, but do you have Fakaccia? What's that? So we can say a lot about Gretchen, but this is for sure bitch saves her money, okay? This place she's living in okay, so at this point for those of you who don't know the story Gretchen somehow with some old dude who's about to die something okay, that's it. You're a caught up save your seasons so And she's the one who buys the oversized clock for my Kia, because you know we've all seen that clock in IKEA. Regist the one who bought it. Even if broken clock is a clock three times a day. So, she's like waiting for the old guy to die,

blessed or hard, blessed his heart, you know. It's like when you're still waiting, you're like, I want to see it's kind, I'm gonna see when I'm gonna get it. You don't know what's under the tree until Santa leaves. So over the years we've seen what's under that tree, it was nothing actually. I think it was all actually taken out. But the condo is the same. So I have to say good for her. Yeah, she got a condo out of it. So for all these people saying she went through all of that, didn't even get married, she's still in the condo. So good for you, Gretchen. From one more person to another, good for you.

So then we go to Chicago. We're Vicki, she's at Billy's house. Billy is Vicki's brother. Oh, God, Vicki's family. Thank God we've got to see her with Vicki. Yeah, we're family. We're family. Wow.

Billy, Billy, I'm here. It got back. Hey the entire family. We're family. Wow. Billy, Billy on here. It got Billy. Hey, Billy, come to me, Billy. Billy, Billy. Billy, Billy. Where's Chuckie? Where's Chuckie? Yeah.

Oh, Chuckie, don't get too close to that Chuckie Billy. Billy, Chuckie. Billy, Billy. Billy. The random stuff is happening. Like some friend goes, hey, look what I got. And he picks up a t-shirt off of a windshield. What the fuck?

It was during our Orange County surrealist phase. Just random things happening to Vicki. And Vicki, they explain every little thing back then, to Vicki's like, oh. Vicki is going to have a big barbecue. And it's going to be for me and for my math, and for his friends and for our family. But great, you're saying this

like in front of the barbecue thing, we get it. We got it. We got it. I thought what was important here, we referenced this a little bit earlier in the podcast, but did anyone catch the close up of the framed photo of the OZ Angels. Never forget, never forget the OZ Angels. Never. Or against it just called the Angels here. The Angels.

Although that's a team. Oh gosh that just like brings heaven down, raining down on us. Like, brand new self. So we watched like 10 minutes of some guy named Chuckie. We have no idea who Chuckie is Jerry cans that called Jerry cans right seems very like big east. I mean, I'll get the Jerry can For it Chuckie, uh, Chuckie. I got to put down the gas Oh, Chuckie. Oh, Chuckie, I gotta put down the gasoline now, Chuckie. Oh, Chuckie, oh, well Chuckie's on fire. Should we put him out?

No, it's a lady. He's looking at, oh, Chuckie, to keep burning the gas. Chuckie's on the gas. Oh, Chuckie. It's not even working. We're not working on it, guys. Oh, and then meanwhile Chuckie's like this. It's a very docile cat. Cats like, okay, I'm down. He's just trying to burn anything around him.

Stupid, Jackie. And you know the sad part? Jackie's probably the one who's still alive. Well, that's a great transition to the next part, which is... I don't know about that. That's not a grown. People are mad about Chuckie living. Yeah.

He dies to Chuckie. He dies to Chuckie! Oh, that's very close! He finally gets it lit, and I... Wow! Close up the neighborhood. Vicky's that guy, I love home. So, Vicky saw me guy, I love him.

So Vicky saw me to her mom and this is so, this is so fine, zap, this part. Oh, try a river band. So, so basically Vicky's, you know, talking about where she'll end up in life, she's gonna stay in California, go back to Chicago, and the mom wants to become Chicago. And she's like, you know, you got to take advantage that I'm still alive because you know what, I'm not gonna be alive much longer. And it was just like, like, it actually wants to cry. It was so, like, it's so weird watching these shows 10 years later. I'm uncomfortable. She's hilarious. I lost my smile. You know why I don't come to see you? You know why I

don't come to see you? Because they sit there all day, Vic. I try to come to see you. And you're not even the hair. She's me sitting there by myself wondering where's Vic. And just when you got to make an effort too much, where am I going to make an effort to go? I'm at your house. Or am I going to go, man? Actually, Joanne was great because anytime, like I started getting too real for her,

she would just talk about something else. I think you'd be like, don't you love me? Like a daughter? Don't? Aren't I someone that you love? She's like, oh, well, this tablecloth looks really good, Billy. Billy, you like this table?

It looks like it worked out well, huh? I get a tear up out of his money, money, money back. And she's like, well, that's how you afford this house, you know, and, and, and tables. That's what bikes them money, mom. She's like, well, you know what I'd really like? Money actually. You have any money, I'll take some money after.

Sounds good. So Vicki's all mad because Joanne's been buying gifts for Bill H. She's like, oh, well, you know, Bill he needs it more. He's needy or he needs it. He's like, but what about me? I want, ah, come on, Vicki. Just, oh, look, there's Kelly.

Kelly, did you see the thing that I got you? Oh, that was so good what I got. Oh, Chuckie, did you see the thing I got you? I got Chuckie a new Tuxedo, yeah. I think he burned it. It's like listening to everyone, but he's like, what about me? His flame retardant Tuxedo.

And so Vicki tries to get some private time with her mom. And by private time, I mean 19 beta-mex cameras surrounding her with like human floodlights or whatever. But the mom keeps walking away from her. So V he's like, Mom, I love you, Mom. I love you. And she goes, Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mom, does not put you say to someone when they say I love you. She's like, Get off the bed. I'll leave that guy. And not you. She doesn't she really even says I love you. she goes, do you like these shoes? Can we not talk about my love for you

that I'm supposed to have? OK, thanks. Also, as long as we're harping on interior decor, Billy, I didn't want to notice Billy's murals. Thank you. I was like, if there's one thing that can like overshadow a Fakacha poster, it's Billy's murals.

In his dining room, he had these different murals that were showing like a lake in winter. And then over here, the next panel was the lake, but now in fall. It was like the four seasons in mural form. I love 2008. It's just lighter fluid. It's not even a lake. It's just chucky pouring things on things. So, I don't know, picky goes,

okay, Mom, we're gonna whoop it up. She goes, you got such a big mouth. So next up, we see Brian Malarky before he learns English. I don't know, was Brian Malarky dropped off an alien ship for this? It was a war.

Brian was arkey from Topshed. Yeah, he was on Topshed Mars. And that's how you know it's really gonna be a classy party. This is Tamara's etiquette party. Where she's gonna show all her friends what she learned at the etiquette class. And this Brian Malarkey, you look... He do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he do, he's just some white boy, right? I'm sorry, it was weird to me. So, Tamra's like, I want to transfer, transform my back yard into one of the fenceous places that we've ever seen. I want the contra posters on every bean. They all know.

They all know what sort of bread is being served tonight. I wanna call the end of this time. Get me a call the end of this time. Daddy, never again. I wanna make sure there are no fish wings for dinner. And Brian Malore, he's like, that's not a thing. Yeah, fish wings. She didn't say that.

She's like, you know, sometimes my head fancy last time we had fish rings. He's like I know right So it's time it goes I was the only one that got it If you okay, if he looks like an abuser if he sounds like an abuser and if he sounds like an abuser... And if he wears Edmonds, he... And he wears Ed Harvey. You don't need to be bruised to be with an abuser. That Madison abuser... Run bitch.

He's terrible. He's the worst. Yeah, it's really one of the times where you actually start to really feel something like a camera. Because watching this... No, I wouldn't go that far, but... This is just trying to play a counterpoint. No, she's trying to make the minute. It's her party and she's like, I want to have fish wings, you know?

And Simon's like, no, I think that's actually what we should really do. We should do something like hot spicy and she's like, I don't do spices. Yeah, we'll do something spicy. She's like, okay. And then like, what about a mojitos? She's like, I love mojitos and he's like, I don't do spicy. She's like, yeah, we'll do something spicy. She's like, okay. And then like, what about a mojito? She's like, I love mojitos.

And he's like, no, mojitos. She's like, okay. Yeah. I was like, I was like, this guy is such a fucker. Yeah. Let her have her mojito. And the things he's countering with are so terrible. They're not even good ideas.

She's like, what about violence? Which, how does she know what a violent, like certain things Samara says, like I don't believe that she's never seen that. But he's like, no, hard. Yeah, like that's your care. Violin is going after a while. I'm like, oh, is that why there are 70 violent court jets

and no harp court jets ever serve? So she's looking through like the trapper keeper of recipes, like the trapper keeper of recipes, like the catering book or whatever, which if anybody watches Top Chef, you know that that's going to make you fish. And it's probably going to be raw. And if you have seven courses,

you're going to have seven raw fishes, OK? But this is back then, we know when to do that. So she's like, he put it in sharks. And he's like, well, I really like about like a thing, I really like a thing. I like to take from every culture and culture to every culture in the painting. Like every culture, you're just gonna make fish, just make fish, right? Oh my goodness. I wanted you to blend in candles.

That's right, I'm gonna go, I'm turning on the waterfall. Yeah. You won't even allow the candles. She doesn't really make sense. I want to have earthy flowers. I think that's earth. I was like, I'll give it to him. He's like no.

So then we go to Gretchen in yoga class, which is hilarious because okay, pretend my hands are the camera angle. It's like Don't think it don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don't don't don't don't don't don don't don't my rack. Yeah, it's my rack guys. That's just how to reduce. Just for Orange County got them reduced. So she's a yoga and she's saying, you know, it's really hard to name. They're like, maybe you don't want to get out of bed. This is one of those days. Tamra always looks hot with a bowl face and makeup. She just got her nails done with all those little, what I think. Oh, that's important to clarify. We cannot mix those up. White girls, am I right?

No, it's just, ha ha ha ha. Nails look like the perfect little polka knot. She thinks, it's been so hard. I'm like, all you're doing is getting your nails going to yoga. It's like our dream lines. It's just why we're all trying to find

the old men about to die. You're winning. Oh, the Pandora station just rang. Do you want it? Yeah, I have a person. It says it's, I think it's by someone named Gina Marie. I don't know. Marie No, I don't think that was the way I was song. I think they're just taking like It was cool that she was saying that being in the bushes. That was good. I mean, I was a no to Lou Am. So that was a no.

Okay, as cold. I'm a no. Rocked to make a song in seven minutes or less. I timed him. So this is where Gretchen has just been in trouble with all the other ladies because she's supposed to be sad but she was a bass lake. Okay.

I actually, so season four Gretchen, I was very pro Gretchen, season four. I was a big fan of her season four. I thought she came in and those women just tore her apart and she was just trying to deal with this guy, who had cancer, and they were so mean to her. And I thought this scene where she was talking about like, you know what, this all sucks, I'd be like my life is passing me by and

like if I go out people people beat me up if I have a fat they don't beat me up I feel guilty I was feeling something for her yeah me too so this is this is what she did this scene okay they're like Cretch and where do you want to shoot this scene by the way she's a stunning girl. I mean, she looks really pretty. She's like, I've stand at her, but the hospital sign. So it's like... She's with all the scene. She's like, you know, it's really hard,

because sometimes you feel sad. But then you just want to like, already. It's a like, already, I party hard. Are you getting this? Are you getting this? So dark. It was definitely like... You can see, C. Cretchum, you're at getting this. Getting this. So dark. It was definitely like a C-Gratch in your having hospital. Okay. This is back when Bravo and Shuddi interviews, like it was like the couple deliberating on house number two on house humters.

You know, like, I like it, but like just sort of down the street a little bit. It was my hospital. Like, okay, we get it. So she's like, um, today I'm at City Poe, like every day, and I feel like life is passing me mine. And you know what? Jeff feels like that too. I was like, well, yeah. Well, I'm so glad. Given that Gretchen feels like life is passing her by,

I'm glad she really sees life and wound up with slayed. Wait, uh, wait a jump back into the game. God, that guy can always pull on a good growth. Yeah. How long is his perspective? How long is his perspective? Slade smiley. Okay, so let's move on to Lynn and her kid.

Best mother, daughter, conversation ever. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Knowing the future So the kids standing at the fish tank for some food. I'm gonna say Oh, hey, hey glad we get some time to talk Wanted to talk about you know if you're drinking Mom you always are asking me about this like Seriously mom You always are asking me about this, like, seriously, mom. But I want you to know if you're drinking. I mean, you could tell me if you're drinking. Mom, I'm not going to drink.

I always blow totally sober. I know what kids are like, and I was a kid last night. I was a kid. Your dad tried to kiss me last night in public. Mom! You promised you'll call me even if you have one little sip of a drink? No, I won't. Promise? No, I'm going to drive off a cliff before I call you. Good time.

Good time. I love you mom. And that was the whole thing. I'm like, your a cliff before I call you. I'm gonna drive off a cliff before I call you. Good time, good time. I love you mom. And that was the whole thing. I'm like, your daughter becomes a porn star. Okay, here's what happened. No, not a porn star. I feel like that is used to. Can we give props to Ronny for doing an entire scene

of lean as a fish? Yeah. Yeah. Because people listening at home don't realize that Ronny did that entire scene with his hands fluttering like little fish wings. I just felt for her. I used to have beta fish when I was growing up.

You know, they're very beautiful fish, but they have to be put in their own bowl, and you're like, why? Because they'll kill each other, if you put them in another bowl, they'll attack each other. But I would stare at them and talk to them, and I felt like they were so sensitive and beautiful,

and they've just never had anything to say. They were just like... But they were there. They were obsessed with being young. Because you'd imagine, like, oh, which would hurt me. That fish tried to sell me a cuff. Did they sell that in this episode? Her during the cuff.

Well, no, they should have had a problem in this episode after, which got even sadder, believe it or not. And they showed Lynn making cuffs. I'm like, what do you do? She's like trying to scrape stuff. She said, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. What do you make cuffs out of? Why? I mean, like, choose something. I mean, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Tina's of soda, please. I'm keeping my ear on the floor because I'm afraid I'm just gonna knock it over onto my laptop.

That's why I'm like doing that. Knock it on the mic. I'm a little behind the scenes information. Ooh. Okay. Let's get a camera's party. At last, the naked waste of party goes on. Now this is before they made Alan Lazar like not be Zillion dollars for everything.

The first song is great. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Babe, babe, I've got you song, I've got you song, babe. Babe, do you like the song? It goes like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, swiffery, which is hilarious. It's like the most I've ever seen Tamara do. Yeah. So, I think that's from Eats in the Hilt. I feel like John Crawford right now. Okay, now it's like what an old queen joke to make for Tamara, because... This is also where the Focaccia poster makes its appearance, so, I'm going to want to source that image, it's during the swimmer moments. Ron is getting himself a cocktail.

Ron is gonna get naked wasted right now. I'm already buttcracked wasted. I'm not without that crack. My crack is like, oh, I'm beautiful. You know, for as much, you know, like, as much as we've said and everyone says, and it's actually kind of, it's pretty nasty, of us all, et cetera, but like everyone always comments on the Geatspace.

That was the changes every season. But I feel like we really should comment on temperous sun, Ryan, because looking back now, Ryan from 10 years ago, he has also had a lot of visual updates. And seeing him here in this sort of like pre- like steroid, hair full.

You guys remember that steroid storyline? Where did she sit there trying to make it like, poor Ryan. He did something with steroids. Like he was going another little head right here. Like something terrible. Like what happened? And then it's like, yeah, it turns out that that's not good.

It's not good for you. Didn't Tamra take him to the stairway doctor in the first place? She did. She did. One of the people that have babies in this town. Not you Kate. Not you Kate. So the part is about to begin and Tamra's font trying her very first oyster. And she's like, she's pissed up. She's like, well, I'll try anything once. I'm always up for a party in my mouth and then she looks at Ryan I'm like there's some weird weird shit and that's the kind of group you can make edit his jokes about cuz they don't know you know what I mean they won't get it

but that is really creepy like swallow Ryan, you know you like it. You know what I mean? Like her fucking thing. And she's acting like she's so classy. And then she's like, etiquette better than a beer bomb. That teacher just closed up her workbook. And just threw it into the ocean. It was left Orange County after that.

So Tamer starts teaching Ryan about it. This is great, having Tamer now teaching Ryan. She's like, do you know that fish forks? Yeah, and fish knives, and fish wings, and fish balls, and fish plates, and chairs with fish on them, for ketchup. I read a book, and it says in the 1940s,

in Europe, and of course it's from Europe, because that's bitches or I was trying to look better than that. I've secretly said that, I was like, you're so great. They're just fucking with you. You know as some French lady, like it's fucking idiot,

it's like, look at all these white trash ladies in Orange County using the wrong hand for their form. Just because we said so. This is how you hold a fork. You hold it like this. It's continental. That means that if you're in a Lincoln continental, you hold the fork like this. The fork's like, hey, where'd it go?

Where'd it go? It's traveling. It's traveling. Roving fork means your tamarinds fork and it's just trying to get away from your mouth. Yeah. Okay. By the way, I'm so glad I got to make a Lincoln Continental joke. I feel like that meant a lot to me. Sponsor. Look, we said talk about now, look.

Talk about. Talk about. Talk about now. Never went to camera with the chat. Why? Just kidding. Now wait, there was a problem. There was a line here that I thought this landed why she's kidding. Now wait, there was a problem, there was a line here

that I thought this landed very strangely to me. So Ryan is bartending. Ryan is bartending. And this must be a formal party. And he's just like in a shirt or whatever. And Timber is upset that he's not a suit tie. And she goes, why don't you have a suit tie? Like every white boy should.

Was that weird? That felt weird. It felt weird. It felt problematic. I don't know, it felt strange. It felt shocking. I felt shocked. Personally, I felt just shocked.

I don't know. Am I on Instagram? I just... Am I on Instagram? They had one woman not completely white on that so and they were like what are you saying? What are you saying? Are you speaking English? Was it Eddie member?

Oh, Eddie. Eddie member. Eddie member. I'm not Robal. Why are you Robal in house? Why? What is that? He's been on the wall.

What is it there? What is it there? What is it there? What is it there? What is this nigga? He's the bear? What is the bear? What is this naked waist? One thing she understands is what naked waist is. What is this naked waist?

God, naked waist and party on the air! Go ball and naked waist and party. Go ball. Poor, poor Peggy. Gone too soon. Gone so, so soon. So Gretchen's saying, I'm going to Tamer and Stinner Pernie

and I'm definitely feeling emotionally overwhelmed after all the stuff I'm going through. Is it still there? It's still there, right? She's walking up the driveway of Tamer's house. But it's following me with it. Just following me with it. It's like everything I'm going through

is like, I'm going to wear my heart on my sleeves. Like, no, you don't. They're mad at you for being in a bikini, not because you're a card on your sleeve, because remember she was saying, oh, he's dying, you a hoob ass slid! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm bending over backwards. Oh, my, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh They weren't back that you were being too sensitive, okay? They were mad at you for swallowing your fist while your husband was in the hospital.

Meanwhile, Tamer is like, I want tonight to be all about elegance. That's like... That is a concept that does not exist in your house, I'm sorry. Fire, ice, fire, ice, anything, ice, fire. I'll bring out my martini glasses that say D-da on them. It's the best elegant night of the year. And about it, I want to drink some f***ing chaff. Ha ha ha ha ha. So she's decided that she's gonna get Gretchen,

just drop his hat. Because it really bugs her, the A, they're somebody younger. I mean, this really do never change. You know, the second Vicky or Tamra has somebody younger to compete with, they're both like, burn her. They're like cutting the brakes in their car. Notice how well received Shanna Mador was. Shanna walked in and they're like, oh hey, she's like, oh hey. David, David, David. Who is so excited? I feel so bad. I hate myself. I hate my husband, Robert Chaining.

Be a friend. Be a friend. It's a team. The 50 negative thoughts about that flashback. So, so Gretchen walks in and Ryan's already checking out Gretchen, which is already very pervy. And then, Tamara's like, hey, everyone's got to try one of these things. They're called raw fish wings or oysters. Actually, it's like, it's a party in your mouth. It's a party in your mouth.

I'm like, she just like learned this phrase. Now I'm gonna say it's the rest of the night. It's a party in your mouth, right? So, Gretchen, so Gretchen try as one. And this is actually oddly enough, a plot point. So, Gretchen has one, but Vicki's like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna have the going story, you know? And Tamer's like, no, but like, I donchen has one, but Vicki's like, I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna have a good one. You know, and Tamer's like,

no, but I don't like sushi, but I like the oyster, you're gonna like it. And Gretchen's like, no, she doesn't like sushi, she's not gonna like it. And Tamer's like, okay, then listen to Gretchen! It's like super angry oyster moments. Well, that was so good, because she wouldn't take the oyster,

but then she is thick, that. It's a big block of rotuna, you know. So she me and gratching us, they don't like sushi, they want my fans. She's like, oh, fine, this is a gratchy. It's literally sushi, Tamara. I was at sushi, I thought they were talking about an oyster. They have an oyster, something to have a big block of tuna there as well. Well, tonight was all that we could see.

Yeah. That's fire and I. Oh, no. Whatever. Ben's younger than me, so I hate it. So now we get to see some of the play cards at the table, and by the way, they were all in Zap Chance Refont. Katie must have written them. You guys watching these people try and figure out an oyster.

I mean, this was the most embarrassing. I get that we're not all fed oysters every day, but Brett's just like, How do you do it? Is that a phone? And think he thinking like, boom, boom. I'm not gonna get on the camera. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm gonna do it. So sad.

I was like, glad I didn't subject to harvest. That's the most frustrating of the part. So the place cards are out. And Tamara has added nicknames to like two or three of them. So the biggest nickname is woohoo. And Tamra's nickname, I don't know if you saw it, it was so fast. Her nickname was hot. What's her nickname? Hi, I'm Tamra.

My nickname's hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. I'm hot. And then Dimashie put greedy for Gretchen. My name is Ha! I'm Ha! I'm Ha! And then did she put greedy for Gretchen? Okay, so Gretchen gets the one that says greedy. And Gretchen already drunk his hand.

No, she didn't give greedy, so Simon said you could be called greedy Gretchen. Oh, I thought she said greedy and he said... Yeah, because she's a greedy Gretchen. She's like, I am! Ah! Ah! Yeah, cuz they're greedy gretches. I'm like, I'm out. Gretches snoring laugh. And then Gina holds up her, she goes, Gina. She was doing Teddy Melon camp before Teddy Melon camp. We would like to thank Ginavieve for the teddy bear. You're wishing all good.

Genevieve all the cam. Well, I don't have a big name, but you know. Not everyone has a big name. My name's pretty short as it is. But I'll take it. But I'll take it. There's no oyster on a half-show. Maybe it would have been better if it was on the whole show, but you know, I'm sure

that oyster was happy with the half-duty guy. You know what I'm going that oyster was happy with the happy God. You know what I mean? Low energy as Gina, I love it. So, Lynn's like, cheer hotness, Frank, cheer hotness. Yeah, cheer hotness. And he's like, yeah, he's hotness too, baby. And Tamara's like, oh my god, look at that couple smiling, that's so cute. And her husband's like, every time, every time, the corner of every shot,

he's just gonna do like this. He's miserable. So, Lynn's, oh, why weren't they talking about Toby's? Oh, here's one. Okay, so first of all, everyone starts complimenting Frank and Lynn because they've been married for 18 years and everyone's like, wow, you guys are so like easy going and happy and Lynn's like, well, sorry you to Tamar and Simon, sorry you and Simon, Simon goes, no, we're faking it. At least he's honest, At least he's honest. It's not because, yeah, we need more divis. And then Lynn's like, what's that or do we?

What's that? You mean the doobie brothers? Yeah. And the doobie brothers. And then Vicki's like, you know that she's stormed, right? Most of the ideas by head I've ever seen her my life. She's just don't She'll lead a roll hands Tell her it's a cookie punch

Shudgy stop putting stop putting gasoline on the cookie channel I hope this dinner party goes really late that way our daughters appreciate us more So Brian comes out to start the food and gives a speech and he's like, I'm not getting it. No, I did not get that at all. I was trying to pick a crack at his accent. I swear to you, we have it, but I don't know what it was. No, here's the thing about Brian Malarkey

that was funny, because this is when he started giving Gretchen a lot of shots. At a moment, Gretchen was there, I'd be like, and then in the background, you just see Brian Malarkey with his hands crossed. Yes. Even Brian Malarkey's like, get me out of this terrible house. He's like, this sucks to me, and I'm Brian Malarkey.

So this is where, now I've got scratches through the shot. This is where Tamer pulls Vicky's the son. He's like, I'm gonna get him, Gretchen wasted. I think she already is wasted. She's like, no, we're gonna get her wasted. Naked wasted.

And so this is really bad. It's already bad. Because Gretchen is already terrified of these people. So she's like, I'm not. And Cameron's like, Brian, give her a shot, bitch. So Brian might be like, hey, you want this? She's taking it there. Tiana!

You son of a bitch! You're taking that! God, give it to Ryan. God. Look what is happening. So awkward. Well then, Gretchen really is, like you can tell, I actually believe her, like she's basically just, like, she's been wound up probably

through this whole thing, and now she's drinking and she's just like whatever. So after every drink, she's having like an organ. She's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And Don is like,

losing his shit. Don is nectar, he's like, oh my god, think. You see this thing? Don's like, I'm going to Chicago. So then they keep telling you a stupid thing. Like, Tamara, the only things she learned from etiquette classes, they did something in the 40s, okay? So she says it 20 times.

She's like, and then 19 40s, she used to eat with your back down with your forked facing down. And then Tamara's like, I mean, a gretzins like, like this. Like this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Simon totally tries to fuck with Tamra. He's like, so tell us about the etiquette you would allegedly learn. And she's like, mortified. She's like, of course I didn't learn etiquette. I'm Tamra. He's like, so I'm sure everyone. So I'm sure everyone. It just was like the sickening moment of a husband trying to humiliate his wife. I did not like it. I know, but we did get to hear the golden, the golden girl's theme in armpits. Stephen armpits. I'm doing it right. I'm doing it right, that's.

Picture it, Sisley, 1942. People ate with their farts and their right hands, that's. So now, a Gretchen's like, Hey, how'd you get this thing? You're heart-pooling it. Want a heart-pooling me? She's making sexual and you know about halibut and harbours. And then Tam starts saying to Gretchen, you're funny and then you're like, keep giving your shots.

The whole time this is Ryan next to next to Gragin Yes, he is fully lurking You cannot underestimate how disgusting this little fuck is being the whole time he was on the whole time It's higher time and no one knows what to say, you know, and then leave it up to Gina. She's like Well, he's young and looks like he sees in the moment Yeah, she's my shane over. Yeah, gotta get credit for that, you know and Yeah, she's like I think she might have had one too many. Yeah, you know.

That's what you, for the rest of the episode, did you just say, well, by the time, by the time the Antroy came, I think it's pretty up in that you don't want too many. And then like five minutes later, it's like, well, I was just like, you know, those dishes, I think it's pretty up in that you don't want too many. Oh, and the Sorbet came, I think it's pretty up in that you don't want too many. We get sorbet came, I think it was pretty obvious that you don't want to talk. We get a Gina, she's drunk, we can see.

So, yeah, so Tamer's the interming blowjob faces. Gretchen is like, crazy. The sorbet comes and they're talking about cleaning pallets, like the sorbet will clean your pallets. And Tamer says, regarding Gretchen, she goes, can somebody clean her pallet and Ryan raises his hand goes? Oh, man.

Me. And Gretchen's like, eh. She's having sex with the swordbe at this point. So she's wasting. So then they get up and somehow Gretchen moves over to like the outdoor, other outdoor. They're like, she's still sitting there.

Oh, God, I think. Is that a thing? What's a Pagoda? Well, they're sitting in a Pagoda. Well, she's sitting there. Ryan is now sat down next and getting really close. And Gretchen is just saying nonsense. She's just like sprinkler alert.

She's like, OK. And then Ryan goes, you're so funny. She's like, eh, I was like, why doesn't she say anything? That's where she's like, huh, you just like me, like your mom. I just like, your mom, that's why. And she's like, yeah, like you think of, yeah. She's like, yeah, I can't be with your mom, could that germam- Oh, mom. Well, that was after the dinner.

That was after the dinner. But it was still weird. I'm hyperventilating. So now Ryan has fully moved in on the brecci. He's rubbing her back while she's sitting there. Very gross. Gina literally says, well, when dessert course came, it was apparent that Gresham wasn't going to be driving home. I was like when the oysters came out.

So this is where Gresham takes that shi. She just garimes up on. He's got a bun on. I was like, he's gonna do it. Jumbo! Why was that so satisfying when she said that? I didn't let go, it was not good. I was worried for her. The out of the Ellen Jesus. Okay, so then everyone's like, okay, I guess we better go. You're coming with me, Jay Gunsla, come on,

I'll continue in the car. It was gonna be a problem. And everyone's saying that they're telling her that's all take her home, but that she's refusing. Well, not there. Where are you? No, I'm back at the other part of the show that we haven't finished talking about.

Look, I have here Gretchen gets drunk, Tamer is a horrible human being. Gretchen gets drunk, Tamer is a horrible human being. I mean, I need more specificity. No, no, I agree. Here's what... So here's the thing. So, again, it is that repeated thing. It's going on and on and on. Everyone's getting more, like at one point a strap comes out of Gretchen's thing. She's standing up. This strap is like dangling. And she's like, oh, it's just strap. And Ryan grab this, and he's putting his hand in her chest and everything. And Tamra says this. And this is what I thought was the most problematic thing.

She goes, I gave a warning to Gretchen about Ryan because he's a man-core. I'm like, how about you tell your fucking son to go back to his room? Yeah! Right? Go to your room. She's acting like it's like, oh, well, this is like this untamed beast that can't be controlled. That's her son. You can specifically say to him, stop that, leave, you're being inappropriate. So then we get Vicky's typical, you know Vicky's pissed,

because this is Vicky always wants to eat this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're really getting so fast. And she goes, what rain does, and what Brettjane does. It's none of my business. What do I get? I don't care.

If they want to get more power to them, go ahead and scam me. Yeah. I'm sitting against a wall. So now it's after dinner. Now it's finally after dinner. And now Brettjane's just like saying nonsense, more nonsense. And she's talking about the nicknames I think. And then she's like, I thank you and me and Bokaboo.

And who do you need to come out, ever? And they're like, what are you talking about? Vicki's getting furious because she's like, she always needs to be the center of attention. As if Vicki doesn't. Every time she screams in a room. So Gretchen starts going over all the nicknames for everyone and talking about how Vicki's woohoo and Tammers hot hot and Gretchen's like boo-boo or something like that

And then she goes, I'm gonna see how. I think it's like woo-hoo in here. Woo-hoo! Okay, hey! And Gina goes, and Gina goes, one of my own. Well, you know, I guess she's right. As Gina goes, what am I?

Well, you know, I guess she's right. Somewhere between the Sorbet and the... The Grit to Mehib had went too many. So, at this point, this is when Gritchen is asking Ryan about who's hotter, her or like his mom. And you got to give it to the guy for honesty because he's like, yeah, my mom's hot. Uh, gay. First vagina was ever inside. It's true. It's true, that's true.

That's true. That's true. You get all fenced in biology. It's called biology. Don't you guys know how it works? It's not a stork. Oh. So, Lidcourt, I have to get one good boo with every so, right?

I leave very sad, okay. One good boo. So, this is where I can't really disturb you. Because everybody, Gima's like, look, I can barely make it to my own guy, Dan, Karna, I haven't had a draft to drink. I got it. Do you want me to take a nap on my back?

No, I mean, I'm not on my back. Do you want me to get you a cab? Do you want me to come sleep at my house? Do you want me to crimp your hair? Or I can fly the iron in, I don't care. Do you want me to see all the different kinds of ziplock bags I have in my little junk floor? Come on, come on, you can do it.

She's like, yeah, I'm fine. And then the fish. So you need a ride? Yeah. I'm just a date here. I actually don't know which alternative was better. Just stay over a tamer to take a ride with Lynn and Frank. Because you know what they probably would suggest some real freaky shit.

So, Tam? Frank's like, we're gonna steal this card together, too, don't tell anybody. So basically, Lynn offered to take Greshon home, but Tamra's like, no, she stays with me batch. So now it's Ryan, it's P pinching Gretchen's ass. And Tamra's like, oh she'll be fine, ha, baaat. Like Tamra is trying so hard, but she is. She is trying to get this girl laid with her son so she can be mean about it for years. I mean, it's so horrible.

Yeah. She's like, I want my son to assault my enemy, you know, so I can give her shit about it forever.. I mean, that's so horrible. Yeah. It seems like I want my son to assault my enemy, you know, so I can give her shit about it forever. It's terrible. And I have to say, Gretchen was so fucking drunk, but good for you. I mean, that girl has some power, man. I cannot leave her.

He takes turns to the bathroom. And of course, our mics are still on. So they're watching the guest room. I think Lorde is a reality TV when people didn't know about Mike's in the bathroom. We're kell, we're watching. Yeah, it's just so gross to watch. And Tamer's like, well, we were in the kitchen and then, that's when they were gone.

Like, she's like, what, Tamer, why don't you like go and be like, no, get out of the bathroom's son. Like, where's, that's my son. Oh, she would do that later do you know what she did with my son how dare you have my son But yeah, I was proud of Tampa wretched because the bathroom she was like No, no, no, no Okay, no But also by the way isn't that strange? Like, this is like a bathroom in a house,

and you go to the bathroom and there's like a 22 year old kid who's just like, following you in. That's like massively inappropriate and strange. Well, and you've got her falling all over the sun walking around with a boner. And then you've got little tiny Sidney, who's tiny at that time, like, Oh my, anybody want to come with my homework?

It's like this is a scariest fucking show I've ever watched my life Yeah, terrified for every family on this stuff But if there's one thing we can take away from it. It's for God's So this so ends we don't know what happened I was like did she get? Did she not get raped? I'm sure I would have heard if she had, but I've decided I'm gonna just keep watching. So then we get the scene of the next thing

where it's just Deena at her house and she's like, yeah well, I was, you know, gonna break up with Michael but then he got sick so. You know I'm just here. She's like, flat ironing her hair. I'm just here. She's like flat iron in here. You know a depression. You just never want to leave. You just want to stay here.

I think I'm going to do that. She goes to bed and I was like, I miss it when housewives was like this. It's just like, fuck life, I'm depressed. Yeah. So before we leave you, I want to check. First of all, we have to say... Oh, first of all, first of all, we have to say, well, first, okay. So we are doing this giveaway thing

for our favorite look at Seenon Instagram. So now, so now we're gonna go look at our Instagram feed and see which one of you is our favorites. Wait, girl, you had an entire show. Okay. You guys didn't do it yeah you didn't have time all right we'll wish together one time okay she's right I'm looking at her I'm looking at her I see her okay Ronnie I'm very I'm a fan of this one right here okay so for the the first prize is a ticket to Countess and Friends. On May 5th in Los Angeles, we have some really, really great costumes here.

Like we see some broken birds. We see some naked waste in, naked waste in, Jean Jacket. Oh my god, so much dress like me. But now, it's me. But this one is pretty amazing. This is a three-. Let's give her a second. It's very exciting. Here she is. Everyone, look at this amazing.

I don't know how you... I don't know. No one. I'll just have to call everyone. I don't know where she's going. So we'll get your email. Oh my god, she's got to help my mom. Hold on, she's going to come.

You have to go into the kitchen and stuff. It's a whole thing. Let's give her a second. It's very exciting. Here she is. Everyone, look at this amazing. What's your name? Annina. Annina.

Wait, Annina, can you hear us up over here? Can you tell everyone a little bit about your costume? Thank you the 99 cent store. She's crying. I am a champion. Take this for the way I'm in France was $75. So thank you the $2. That's right.

This is with an actual three dimensional hedge. I don't want to touch it because I don't want to. And there are legs sticking out of it at a bubble that says, oops. I even told our kicker legs close to very bad. I mean, we'll often just exchange information. I won't figure out how to get the ticket to everything. Congratulations. Give a big round for Anina. Congratulations. I'm Anina.

But we have... Yes, take your mother girl, take your mother. Enjoy! Take your mother's. Enjoy! Would you believe it, girls? I mean, I want to take it to the show. Bye. If you have time to hashtag yourself, do it so we can get you on our hints to see these all in a little bit. Now, here's... we do have another prize pack, courtesy of Taco Bell. And by the way, there is a Taco Bell truck

Oh, so by the way after the show we're all gonna go this like a mommy burger situation that's attached We're all we're gonna go there will take it takes us about 45 minutes to get out there, but we'll be there Yeah, good good to drink your new mommy order food if you don't want to talk about but there's also Taco Bell truck across from the ballet Yeah, we'll be there. I'll be handing out Taco Bell stuff. But we have a Taco Bell swag bag winner also. Who is it? Uh... Swag bag. Yes what? I love you too. We have also a drunk person in front row. She's telling a story about how she wanted a meet and greet and she got stuck in fucking bullshit Oh, the Taco Bell truck is at the loading dock everyone. It's out of the gun.

Okay, let's give another Taco Bell. I have a this one. I like that one. For the Taco Bell. Okay, this is to two people with a Thunder 1 account. They address up wearing their Trixi Monaco 2017-2018 Tournays. J.I.B.Harm. We'll give you the back afterwards.

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