Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red

Episode Date: August 15, 2017

The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now). Grab your poncho and come listen to our recap of all things RHOC! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That tonight Rosepricks, I am having a guest co-host almost deafening's out and it is Miss Annabelle the sister. I knew it. It's the second night of Bachelor and Paradise. So go listen to it because I'm sure it's going to be freaking fun and hilarious. That's awesome. Yeah, it's exciting that that show came back. You know, when we were at dinner over the weekend, did you see that Karyn from Bachelor was there in the restaurant? No. You didn't see that? No, what restaurant? When we were at Pizzeria Moza. Why don't you tell me? I thought we were all talking about it at the table. We're all like oh look There's Karin here anything in there. It is a loud restaurant

It was so loud in there and I was bonding with Catherine She talks like this. She's so quiet I Was like leaning up into Catherine's face so basically the whole time Well, she tried to eat prosciutto and melon. She had a very architectural prosciutto and melon plate. It was just, for some reason, it was like very funny to me watching Catherine Dennis navigate through

prosciutto and melon. She was like, what have I done? Like that is so, usually prosciutto and melon, it's like a little piece of melon with prosciutto wrapped around it, you know? This was not. It was humongous, you know, curvy slices, like actual slices from the whole...

Like sickle, yeah. And it was just like on top of, on top of ham, basically. Like a huge pile of Pursudo and all the other dishes were small and then she happens to get one that's enormous and the funny thing is that she wanted to have pasta right she was like can I have meatballs getty like well we don't have any right now so somehow she wants to pursue it I was like something has gone awry with Catherine's dinner. Polarious. Yeah well you know we donated some slices to her.

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And today we have the amazing real house walls of Ooms can And oh my goodness the the the original the OG Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Oh, it. I can't with it. You know, you know, there's like, probably like the original version is that a little boy is following his, his, his little boat, his paper boat down to Stormdrain and Vicky Gumbelson appears in there. You know, you know, while I really bonnet the little boy, a normal guy. It's a really funny. Vicky Gumbelson comes through the shower drain is like, you need to work. You need to work.

Get a job, kid like like typical American youth she's not trying to kill children she just trying to give them career advice she look I don't want you dead I just what you would sure okay little boy what does that so does that so boy does that so but have insurance whatever happened at. Well legend has it. He met Vicky Gumbelson in a gutter and now he works at Cotto Insurance. No, not Cotto Insurance. We have to stop her. Oh my God. I have so much coffee today. I'm having that moment where I'm like, am I gonna barf? Hold on. I am fully caffeinated because I have made my own cold brew. This is not Tiago, it is not Starbucks, it is my own cold brew with some Dunkin' Donuts

Beans, and I'm drinking it out of my watch or crap and hot cold cup that Randy made for us, and I am bonkers. And furthermore, I apologize if you hear the swilling of ice as I slurp some sips over in the corner. So if you hear this, oh There's no more ice swirling never mind Great podcast everyone. This is the cont- this is the premium content you can expect from watcher crap ins Click it's over. Yeah The gates of Orange County closed behind So another person who doesn't know whether she's kind of barf for not right now mega Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding No. No. Those two really know how to keep the non-romance alive.

Yeah, exactly. So much chemistry that they have. And then they cut to Peggy with her daughters. It's so weird. Peggy is just going, go to work. Go to work. Go to work. Go to work.

Go to work. Go to work. Go to work. And then Lydia is in bed with her kids and telling her husband, should we start promy training, Roman? And he's like, well, he went last night in the body. And she's like, well, maybe when we have that trip

to get your balls cut off. Ooh. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like your mother has always thrilled about it. And then we're at like Vicki's house. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay, yeah, so Steve comes over we started Vicky's for a main scene Steve comes over he's like oh hey there, big Oh, and once some candy check oh not till after did a roll it oh and The kids having a big kid Candy good Oh, God, you know, you know what I really wanted I always wanted a bad boy because in my life I'd made some bad choices, but I could you know, I could spot a bad boy for the by the way now But now it was stability and Steve's like hey guys, I'm gonna build a tank cabana. Hey, you want me to grill you some some corn dogs

See that's so nice. He is so nice It was you know, you know, I hate kids, but I do have a warm spot for someone who is really nice to a kid and you know what like they we picked up those kids And then he like brought the kid to go grilling admittedly it felt a little dangerous having a kid over an open flame Etc. But like he was so nice and you throwing the ball a little Owen and Owen catch it He is as Vicky talks and talks. You're so naughty to this. I'm sorry. Hey, Steve, if you're listening to this, Vicky is dumping you once those kids don't need

a babysitter, okay? So prepare yourself. Vicky is on her. I'm nice and a good person to her because she literally says she's like, you know, I just hope people in my life will see that I'm good and they're going to come back to me. You know, they'll say the good to me. When I was dating books, I couldn't bring my family around it, but Steve is an amazing babysitter.

It's given, you know, it's given us the ability to save buddy a case I need to get Brietta another lease to keep required about my secrets. So that's been good. And then she's just with Steve watching him be nice to the kids and she looks so bored. Check out a good place now. It's up. I have to spill sauce on her just to feel alive. Oh gosh, I used a dirty spurb to glee that that. The rebel. So in other exciting news, we then go over to Megan's house where Megan and her Nanny are like watching the baby on a baby monitor. I mean, this poor, this poor Nanny

she's probably like, you promised me we were gonna go see Gardens, the galaxy too. Well, it's sort of the same thing. Yeah, look at that little blue bit. Why is the baby blue? Is this supposed to be blue? I don't know. You hired me up the street. How the fuck did I know? So she's like, yeah, she's sleeping to take an app for a sippincy. Have you ever heard of a sippincy? No. Well, it's where the monk gets wasted and passes the baby around. Sounds healthy. Yeah. Sounds great. That's a southern thing. And I love that none of them know what it is. And she says, well, I invited Vicki, and we're okay now, but she told me that the other girls hurt her too, you know. And like, who's what I don't understand? Like, what did the group and this poor Bridget is just, she looks like Steve watch, you know, watch, or she looks like Vicki watching Steve. Yeah. Just like, I bought it.

I bought it. She's like, I can't believe that this is my one shot at fame. And it's just sitting here listening to Megan Prattle on about Vicky and the baby in Seven Seas. Yeah. I have a voice. Yeah. Can we talk about candles?

This is boring. Like, boo. So, Megan decided that she's going to invite Peggy to the Seven Seas. So, we then cut over to Peggy where she and Diko are sitting down drinking beers and And he's smoking a cigar and everything and they're talking about everything for my man. Do not get up I serve my man. He's like oh yeah And then he puts his sunglasses right above his eyes on his forehead.

Yeah. While he's looking at the cigar. And he's like, babe, what do you think of the Lambo of that? It's a fun night! Fun night! Yes, but you can see I am still on Cloud 9. Look how happy I still am. I cannot get over the joy of you. She goes

Meg and he goes, what was that? You put your finger on her face. I was like, yes, this Megan, I said stop talking and she kept talking. So I shut her mouth. It's like, oh, you know what that's called? Beating at that horse, Ben. She's like, she goes, if the horse is dead, they, why, why they be beating it? They shouldn't be be still be beating it. Then they cut to her for private diary time. And she's like, what are you are you gonna do beat the dead horse more when a horse is dead you leave it let's let's not talk about this dead horse let's

bring this horse back alive I'm like what I think you're getting lost in the metaphor Peggy and he's just looking at her like gotta God, I better laugh for you. He's like, you know, you do these shut people's mouth. You're only gonna get corn from Santa. What is this? What is this? This is cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold. He's like, you know, cold, cold. I can't believe you don't get these figures of speeches.

What is this Santa? Santa Cole? Why does he do... He's like, you know, you get it when you are the naughty list. What is this naughty list? Huh? You get Cole? Why would you get Cole?

Who wants to give someone Cole? Give me this list. I want it on different paper. Give me this list. And she goes, okay, I get get the call I like how she's so confounded by American idioms and yet she doesn't understand why anyone would be confused when she says on Friday my husband beat me he's a joke okay joke okay I get the call and he knows she's gonna go around town going like

okay I get the cool What the fuck is this lady talking about like stop being a dead horse? Why would I beat the dead horse it's dead Why would I do that but I liked it? It's not even that it's beating a whore like beating a horse is okay She's like why would you beat a dead horse? It's already dead like she totally understands like concept of beating a horse when it's alive. You know what I mean? So the she's like oh Oh, this it's the phone rings and it's on vibrate so it falls on the ground and he's like The phone was ringing and now it's broken. It was making Making broke our phone. Why did you put it at the end of the table?

I didn't. You know, it's bad. When if you call someone, their phone commits suicide. Sorry, Megan. The phone's like walking. It's like I'm still alive. It's like walking over to the fountain. It's throwing itself in.

Hurling itself with its last power. It takes the shards of shattered glass out, cutting itself until it just bleeds to death. But the best part is so Peggy doesn't answer it because she's dealing with the fact that her phone is now shattered. And Megan's like, oh, I guess I made a bad impression on her. What you did, but she's still gonna answer.

Production told her she had the answer. Yeah, she calls back and she's like, Hello Megan, you broke my phone. You must take me to Apple Store now. And why do you call me? Megan said you called me. What do you mean? Megan's taking it totally seriously.

She's like, I have to call the apples to all with her. It's not there. Mac and no sense of humor. But you know, knowing Peggy, she would actually just take her to like an orchard. Like, okay, you fix, you fix laptop now. Like, well, first of all, it's a phone and this is an apple orchard. It's not an actual apples brand.

Bring me that horse. I beat it. Like a man that horse is alive. Wow, it's a brand. Bring me that horse. I beat it. Like a man, that horse is alive. Wow, it's a joke. All right, you pick up all the apples now. Friday, I rate my apple horse. Whoa, lady. What, I'm in America now. She's like, do I leave my phone here?

Okay, like lady, you just dropped your phone into a vat of apple cider. Good, so mega is just going Oh pretit and deco goes hey Was your ears ringing Was your ears ringing and she's like was your ears ringing What does this mean Megan you want to call And she's like oh I, I know what it means.

It means because you were like talking about me. And then I called you. She's like, is this the right? Yes. Oh my God. It's a figure. Oh, okay. Yes, Megan, I can confirm. I was talking about you. And then my phone tried to kill itself when you called.

My phone is swimming away right now. My phone just left 13 audio cassettes for different people around Orange County. So Megan's like oh, Stepincy, everyone's coming. And then he Becky goes yes, you need to make sure this baby can be rotated in case that is fight And Becky goes I don't get it And Becky's like pass a baby around Pass baby around and then no one fights she got to take my talking dead horse She's like I think that means she's coming. So she hangs up. And then we know it's not that she hangs up. They're talking, Megan's like, um, okay, so you'll be coming. Yes, bye. She just ends the conversation. Like it's like,

we should also mention that what was great about this was that, um, Megan said something about how she wanted to invite Peggy because she knows what it's like to be new to the group and make a bad impression, which was really just an excuse for the producers to show us a clip of what's her face, Shannon yelling I start charity's Megan. And I was very grateful, very grateful for that moment. Megan just following around people going, Justus. What? What?

Justus, it's all I'm saying, justus, bro. How's that, justus? Oh. So then, after this phone conversation, we go over to Sushi Roku, where Lydia and Doug are planning for their Nobleman party. And look, the Sushi Roku lady is like, I'm sushi roku. Okay, like I'm a fancy

chain. So I'm a fancy chain, but I'm still a chain. Do you think moderately rich people haven't been throwing parties here for nine million years, lady? Because the city is like, oh, let's look at the floor plan. She's like, all right, here's what you got. A catering table to whatever the fuck you want. What do I care? It's sushi rogu. Pay me my money and get out of my face, crazy lady. And Doug wants to have a grooming station at the party.

And I'm like, that seems like a terrible idea. I don't want to think of little hair bristles near sushi. Yeah, and especially around this crowd, Vicki will be like, do you do the jadis? Like, she'll do anything to save a dollar, you know? Well, also, most people get groomed just to go to a party. So I don't know why I don't want to want to get a shave at the party. No, bullman. No, bullman will want to you.

Him. Well, I don't know what that sentence meant. But Lydia wants, yeah, Lydia says the same thing as you. She's like, you want to shame me? I want some old dude as Eric was flying. And then she's like, what if everyone starts to fight it our party? It's very important for advertisers to be impressed. I'm like, honey, you're from Nobleman magazine.

You're having a party with the shaving station and Tushy Roku, okay? Yeah, I think that like hamburger helper will probably still do the ad by. Yes, Ronny. Silence. Silence. Well, you know, hamburger helper can always draw. Bring something to a stop. I like that it was like silence in here.

And then it's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, so it's like this heavy dance music. Why? Cause Tamron and Shannon are gonna shop at a baby store. What the fuck? Yeah. Dance party.

Like, oh, here we are. And a baby store. I said, you're wearing a poncho, bet. He's like, yeah, poncho. They call me poncho B-Nor. Ha! Ha! I got this poncho when I was in Mexico, David.

And we were having just the best vacation being naked in the hot tub because we're just so happy. Ha! David was so. So much fun. David. David. Pacho will keep me warm even when David is late from having sex with a couple of lady from

the beach. I mean work. Ha! Ha! The best part about a Pacho is that it hides 30 to 40 pounds. Damn it was like, what do you buy for a sepum batch? A sepum batch. This is so cool. Yeah, they're looking at all the baby, baby things. And basically, it comes up that Shannon still has not had her conversation with Kelly.

And Tamara wants Shannon to have that conversation because she doesn't want that Shannon meets Kelly for the first time at or or sees Kelly for the first time at the sippance They batch. Yeah, she's like, I mean, Zeppance, like, that's really drinking like, throw the baby around. So I mean, I'd do that for my kids. I didn't know there was a name for that. That's hilarious. Peggy wants me to rotate the baby. Batch. Sam is like, Farnak! Who's the lady who runs the store? Farnak! Farnak. Farnak. Farnak never used to look at me that way. Do you have any Chanel?

Ah! Ah! It's a baby store. So if you had Chanel on me, I would be crazy. Is anybody hearing me? I'm hiding them all right now. She specifically says, I would like the most conservative outfit that you have. I want to make sure this baby does not go up to be like a slut to tempt David later on in life. Maybe you should not have bikinis there I said it. I actually really like the outfit that Shannon gravitated towards it was like Madeline or something. It was super, super conservative,

but sometimes really conservative stuff looks adorable on a baby. Well, it was her opening Annie dress, her opening, opening orphan Annie dress, but it's in blue. Yeah. I mean, Shannon, you know, you always know where Shannon's head is at because whatever she's thinking will replicate itself onto whatever's happening around her. I have, I guess, well, get her out. Dress that's very thick fabric and clean mine, so she doesn't look chunky in her opening chute. My grandmother went to Cattillion, my mother went to Cattillion, I went to Cattillion, my

daughter's gonna go to Cattillion, and now Megan's daughter will go to Cattillion They're like, oh, just take the dress already Oh young lady here in a bed a wedding dress, but that does not mean you can leave here and have sex with your boyfriend Do you understand little baby? Like Little baby you would all not be going to any gash or pubs wearing this dress. That's for sure. No sugary sauces for you be going to any gas or pubs wearing this dress that's for sure. No sugar sauces for you. When I was young and all that Shirley McLean like I believe in reason. Yeah I've on a limb came out and my parents were horrified because you know they're born again. So

they were like oh my god wait a kick Jesus in the nuts.. I always thought it was bullshit, you know, but then when I see Aspen, that is Popeye. Okay. That is Popeye reincarnated baby Aspen. She's like, like opening spinach with her hands and just drinking back because she has that like pirate eye where she's like, I'm not sure I'm. I'm not following. Well't I didn't I just thought asked me just look a baby like I think all babies are the same now You'll see you see how's pop up for pop up like whatever I was like well, she's a baby Well, she's really pop I has baby face. He does and he has that like one eyes like close like a pirate like he's going He has such good arms that pop by man. Oh my God, all from spinach. You know, like vegan say, you don't need me.

Spinach has plenty of protein. No, it doesn't. Just kidding. We're all coming back to be fair. If Megan could do any voice work, she could probably play all of. He needs me. He needs me.

He needs me. He needs me. He needs me. He needs me. And Jim could be what's his face. He could be what's if he's like I'll Glad you I'll gladly pay you now for hamburger on Tuesday. I'll gladly pay you today If you just shut the fuck shut my white the fuck up until tomorrow. How about that?

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for you to shut the fuck up Megan today Like wow you're gonna have to work on his. What was that guy's name again? Winpy. Hamburger Winpy. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I call it Winpy. It's because I'm too much about Win to leave my wife by his Tuscan furniture. They won't call me Winpy anymore because I'm not getting out of bed to feed that fucking

baby. It's a woman's job. So I'm not going to save her from Brutus. It's not my job. Just give me a burger. Other on another side of town where there's not a foreign act. There's this agent lady working at Baby Store and Kelly and Vicki, the most offensive people on earth, come into the store.

And Vicki's like, okay, I think some kids, it's a boopoo in here. And I, why doesn't the mother smell it my mother would smell it mom don't you smell oh no mom I don't know if I smell like boop or it's just this bad so this led to a Vicky gagging montage The Kelly's like It's because don't do it because I'll start doing And so then they Vicky and Vicky and Kelly start shopping and they're looking around and then they cut to the lady running the store just spring for breeze everywhere Which was funny, but we actually know that was more for Vicky and Kelly's sense Like oh god, got it

They're being awful. Spray at the scent of awful. So Vicky's like, uh, that was Brad to Kelly's like, uh, speaking of shit. For you to have to see those shitty people. She's like, why buy shit? Oh god, I buy shit with the girls again. What did I do? Say, pick a casserole. She's like, no, I just mean all of us. We're going to be in the shit. Oh, hey I bet I shoot with the girls again. What did I do? Say, I pick a casserole. She's like, no, I just mean all of us. We're going to be in the shit. Oh, hey, did I mention that I talked to, uh, that I talked to Tamara?

All this talk about garbage reminds me. I made up for Tamara. She said, oh, this is so tabra. You know, she knows we're Fred. So she's going to go over and she's going to say, oh, I just forgive it. Blah, blah, blah. She's going to go around she's gonna say a little other should give it blah blah blah that's gonna come in and drop a bomb yeah biggie says that tamers basically gonna be friend kelly again and then you sort of conquer divide and then throw kelly back onto the bus i

like yes actually that is actually very accurate biggie well done yeah we're looking forward to it that's why we're here watching and kelly will be easily led right back into it trust me yeah and kelly is like i want every leave your side, which of course is a lie, which means that there's going to be a problem. Says the woman who just tried to get her totally competent mother declared insane last week to be thrown

in some bin. It was a nice bin. They had a community garden. I'd be thrown in a benefit out of community garden. If I could listen, actually, I would love to be thrown in a bin because that way I would always have people to play board games with. I'd be like, you don't want those people

to play board games with, okay? It feels like jail. Well, it won't feel like jail because it'll be so entertaining with the board games. Here's the worst thing. My papa is one of those and here's the worst thing about it, okay? You can't fast forward the TV.

They don't have TVs everywhere with remote. So you have to sit there all day long listening to commercials. That will kill a person, okay? My grandma Sally, dearly departed. She, you know, the last few years of her life she was in an assisted living place called The Savoy. And I remember, you know, when you show up

with those places, they have these TV monitors everywhere showing like at 3 p.m. is going to be arts and crafts. 5pm tonight, it's taco night, you know? And then one of the announcements, I was walking down the hallway, I looked up. It said 7pm screening of Dead Man walking. I was like, that is just so rude. That is so rude.

How could they do that at the assist of the staff? I was just so, oh it's damping at the instance of the service? Stamping at the set of away. No one is stopping. Hello, this is Bernice. I'm here to tell you that dead man walking will be showing tonight at 7 p.m. Afterwards, macaroni. Dead bad rolyke down the hallway.

Afterwards, awakenings. Hey, afterwards, fall asleep to Awakenings. Tomorrow, Dead Poets Society. Afterwards, Poetry. After Deadpool. Deadpool. 3PM Swimming. 4PM, Deadpool. 5PM, 3 p.m. swimming 4 p.m. Deadpool 5 p.m. death becomes a 4 p.m. woodworking 5 p.m. season one of deadwood. So back at the other baby store, uh, Timmer's like, Ferrat Bats.

What should we do about this part of it? And Shannon's like, well, I can't be fake. So I'll just go up to the ladies and I'll say, hello. Hello. Like you, Bats, you got to try better than that Bats. She's like, how long? Don't do it like that, Bats. You're like, uh, hello.

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Hello, it's me. Is it me, David? Is it me that you're looking for? David? Because there's something in your eyes. There's something in your eyes. Hello from the other side of Farnock. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'll tell you what I'm not going to be doing at that party chasing sidewalks. Alright. Running is hard. David, we could have had it all. Rolling in the deep.

Literally rolling because, you know, David. It's like fire in the brain. It gets wet and the fire goes out and that one's warm. David, if you're going to let me down, let me down easy. So, Tamra's like, hey, I got it. Instead of saying hello, we'll just say what's up. It's like, well, I'll tell you this much. I'm not going to react because only Kelly can make me react.

And I am done Which then leads to a montage of Would you like to supersize that I'm done? No, no supersize it. No, I'm done. I'm out And then Shannon just running away from situations, trying to get her mic packed off going. I'm dead. Oh, I have to say one thing.

I'm still sorry to break this in. But when we were talking to Catherine and Naomi, Naomi goes, you know when you're shooting, you have to say something. I just turned off my mic. And they think we're so stupid like She goes how did you turn off your mic and I said I press the button It says off and Catherine goes oh I haven't learned how to do that yet

That was so funny. Yeah, Shannon. I'm dead like me no She's always trying to take off this mic back when all she has to do is press the button By the way another thing that Naomi said that was funny. She kept referring to herself as a garbage reality star She's like what do we know? We're just garbage reality stars. I said that people stop it People pay attention to you and Charles. She's like no, we're garbage reality stars. No one gives a fuck about us She said it so many times. She's kept on calling herself garbage. I like that girl style. Yeah. So, Sam and it's like, well, I've never met anyone who's vicious. Kelly Dodd. And I haven't been used to it. And so I haven't known how to react. So when she acts like that, it's like it's like oh okay now her now your reactions are her fault

Yeah, yeah everything is everybody. It's her fault that you threw a plate across the table But meanwhile to be fair her Kelly is actually a garbage reality star because they cut back to her inch and Because like oh so by the way how are things down there in the you know your hooves like oh well it was crossing itching on fire for the first day but then it was great yeah like you see your you see your vagina it's like up burgers like scabs step is falling off of that like it was disgusting but it's better now yeah it was like an inverted churro. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna have sex yet. I haven't even had sex with my vibrator yet. Probably get sharpened up, pencil. And the ladies are staring at her. Like, you're the ones who made us clean this shit smell out of here.

And now we have to hear about your crusty vagina. Come on, lady. You're like, it's not fair. We cleaned up something for you. And then you did something that we can never clean out of our brains. Yeah, they're like, we just covered up the smell of baby shit and you just made a shit ourselves in disguise.

So thanks. And so the ladies are just staring at them awkwardly. There's a long pause. And the Vicki goes, love your store. That was fun. I love when the editors put shit in like that. So then we have a commercial break. And when we come back, Shannon and Tamer are together again,

but this time they're at like a restaurant since we're a fast casual place in Shannon's ordering. Like ECBY. Yeah, and Shannon's like, hmm, can I have a bring me a please? I know it may be difficult to list me these days, but that's my challenge. Like a lady, you just can have a,

it's okay, you like, I can just give you your fro. Yo, we don't have to have a hole in a monologue I would like to order and any calories in this drink or Vicki gumbelsons fault. Can you make me that? Can you make me that? Do you think you could just put tin roofs on me? Can you just like you know like could you maybe like whip me up a David David? Why don't you look at me anymore that way David? David That's one of those Can you please make me a chasing sidewalk? Fire in the rain

David David David I'm making my comeback at 24. Can we do that? Can you just you think you could just like ask the cook back there to make a little 30 to 40 negative thoughts on day? Thank you so much. I like Kelly on the way to this meeting. She calls her mom. It's like, mom, are you home? I mean, see you. Where are you mom? I'm like, no, I'm out. But whoa.

I like how the mom borderline talks in a meow. Whoa, I like how the mom borderline talks in a meow I'm at stop and ship and you know I'm'm buying mixed up cakes because I'll eat a pancake But you always not gonna eat a pancake. I'm gonna eat a pancake Jelly won't eat a pancake I'd like to order and I'm gonna have a pancake please. Oh, so you want a pancake? No, I don't want to order the I'm gonna have a pancake Can I have some of that kind to serve the flavor? Kiel is not going to have a pancake. So, um, so Bobby gives her good advice. You know, she's like, if they say, let's be

friends, you're just going to have to be friends and kill a good, she never takes ownership of her itch. so I guess I'll take ownership check it lock I have a pick I can't click I love Kelly's version of a high road me too like trying to even think of something that I could be equal to I'm not even sure she's like I'm on the high road you're on the Rocky Road how dare you just because I have to be sitting on a pint of Rocky Road to soften it up does I'm on the high road you're on the rocky road. How dare you? Just because I have it be sitting on a pint of rocky road to soften it up does not mean that I'm on a rocky road

I wish I hadn't already said tin roof Sunday. It's okay. You can say it again Okay, so Well, how's that a del song someone like you go? Never mind. Well, how's that a del song? Someone like you go. You know, that really sad one. They're all really sad. It would have been really good to have that one ready to go for a joke, but it wasn't there yet.

It's like the tin roof, someone like you joke, it could have been something. I always feel so bad for Adele because she's been singing about this fucker who broke her heart in high school for years. Like, she found the perfect husband they had a baby and she's still writing songs about that other. Well, I'd like to dedicate this to the person who broke my heart in a high school and not my husband. Excuse me.

Good for her. Good for her. Good for her because you know what? Alanis, she got over her heartbreak with Dave Kuley and now that look where she is. Nowhere. Okay. So Adele, you just keep going back that dark place because Aladdin stopped. It's hard to top playing God. I mean that is one of the last things Aladdin. I want you to know that I'm happy for you, Kelly Dodd. I wish nothing but the best for you,

Paul. I'm done for now. And I will still be thinking about this later, young lady. Did you forget about me? You're too close to T-Knight, Dad! I think about her. You're too close to T-Knight, Dad! I can go down on my corner theater! I can go on. Hello, from the outside.

At least I can say that I've tried. It's like... I tell you, you should be sorry for calling me fab! How dare you! This is not my plate! I got one hand in my poncho, and another one's playing a toy piano. I don't even know why. I got one hand in my poncho,

and the other one is flicking off Kelly Dad! And she deserved every little into that thing. I can help it. She makes me react that way. She makes me put a hand on my bottle and it's a breath. So her T.C.B.Y. The camera's like, Hey, Kelly, you and the best Shannon, right? She's like,

Yeah, what's wrong, Shannon? She's like, I hurt my ankle. I heard it. I hurt my ankle from walking around. They Go and make her jump, Kelly, Dodd. She heard it getting fucked in her back. Say Kelly goes, really? We should also mention that Shannon was saying before Kelly Dod had out that she's like, well, I could go well or it could go Madison Square, which for a moment, I forgot that Mass Square,

I think was the name of the Garden Shop where they got into a fight. So I was like, I didn't understand really, I thought she was making a weird reference to Mass Square Garden, but the important thing is that we then got to see yet another montage. I just wanted to have boxing. Oh, well,

Madison Square Garden, boxing. They do, but I thought that the place that they got into the fight was actually called Madison Square. Like that, like it was, oh, was it? Oh my god, these people, if that could be wrong, I'm so proud of the people on their show for finding place like that. Like, let's have them find it a place called Madison Square. Oh, now let's have them find it a place called the Quiet Woman. Like, what else are you going to do? It's like, is there a place called,

like, Teppet Moody? There is a place in Laguna Beach called Massin Square and Gordon Cafe, which is so annoying. But anyway, the point of this is that we just got to see a scene of a montage of Kelly losing her shit. Like, this show is good for those montages these days because a Kelly Dodd screaming montage is great it's great well especially on a season where they're taking a while to warm up you know it's like don't worry coming soon this must happen again

Kelly loses her shit Janet takes up her mic and throws it at someone and says I'm done a lot and Vicki gets paid. Well, um, you know, they, you know, to be fair, the, the Quiet Woman episode was pretty legendary. So, uh, you know, we're just sort of like still in the wake of the Quiet Woman. And, and hopefully though, we're going to get another Quiet Woman moment very soon. Oh, we will. It's bubbling up.

It's bubbling. And it was, it almost happened this episode because well, we'll get to it. But it almost happened. But then Vicki took the, I'd take it the high rule, they, and left before it could happen, because she knew it was coming. Second way, my Bubby dress, I know what's happening. I'm gonna leave that. My over the one shoulder, Bubby dress. So anyway, they sent Kelly inside to order. And when she comes back, she's like, so you met Peggy and she's like, yeah, well, I only met her at the quiet

woman, which ended abruptly. Not so quietly, huh? And Lydia said that you were invited to the quiet woman. So, huh, what about that, huh? You just happened to be there because you live across the street. Ha! Oh, oh, catch up. Catch it, didn't I, Kelly, Dad? Hey, you know what your name should be? Kelly, yes I did. Yes I did.

Get invited to a quiet woman. I did. I did. I did. That invited. It works better when I call you dead. It works better when I call you dead. Kelly did.

You can call me Sherlock, Holmes across the street. Please, don't come to the state restaurant because that's where you were invited. Ha! It's elementary Watson and then set by Watson. I mean, what son of yours do you not have that could have stopped you from coming across the street to the quiet woman? By George, not sin. As you said, you were not invited. Not!

Can't it? Do you like it, Bell? I could sing some for you if you want. David Kelly, the best fucking apologizer on any housewives show ever. I mean, that has to be an award this year because I mean, this girl's got a talent. She's like, you know, that debacle, that was just a huge miscommunication. You know know that old thing when I was like, why don't you eat? Maybe you should take some hormones.

Maybe you're back because you won't stop beating stupid. Yeah, it was just a miscommunication. Okay, I wasn't antagonizing you. She has, Kelly falls antagonized. She has a black-felt-felt-felt-felt- always feeling attacked at any given moment why would you order me ribs when you know I'm trying to see mine I felt very antagonized well you know I was in the bathroom and you walked into the bathroom and that's very attacking I mean I don't understand people who walk into rooms and she's like she's like but don't you remember what happened and then we get a clip of it and Shana just going, really? Really? Really? Really?

God, really? Do you know how long it took me to get at these high heels and walk down my hallway to have this happen? I'm in Shana goes, oh I felt attacked, I was being nice. And then when you said, what's wrong with you? And Kelly goes, it wasn't my antenna or anything to get you upset. I need you to know that they show the clip and she's like, what is wrong with you? Maybe you should eat something, okay? And I love that, I love that fuck you that, Shana's. Fuck! YOOOO!

And then she tells us in her diary room. I believe she knew we were there and she came to stir stuff up. That's what I believe. I also believe in you were that outside. Yeah, seriously, like good detective. The screen door right now we're like being like carpet bombed or something. What are you talking about? I'm blaming ISIS helicopters. I just heard some helicopters. Yeah, I don't know what's happening Holly with a day though. I need to close it. I heard about ISIS the terrorist group or ISIS the America's Next top model. I am the America's next top model now when a fucking helicopter above my house

Like terrorizing me because we may front of her name. Yeah on the bonus episode people like what? So either way Shannon's like well, Kelly Dodd I appreciate you saying that your intent was not to rail me up even though it was blatantly your attempt or like what? So either way, Shannon's like, well, Kelly, Dodd, I appreciate you saying that your intent was not to rail me up, even though it was blatantly your attempt, intent, but that's okay. So they sort of have like an uneasy truce

and then Kelly's like, so, like, when you guys can get over this old Vicky thing, huh? And they're like, I feel bad for her. Like, everybody's the guy to start, and then they, you know, it's like, always bites off too much Kelly. Yeah. Take it, go with it. We'll work on Vicki later. That's like a whole other arc of the scene. So, Tim is like, wow, when someone is attacking your family, and then

we get another montage. This is full of montage. This basically is an episode of that has three scenes in the rest of montages. Yeah. But basically Shannon does once again, Shannon pulls out her talking point where she says, like, well, Vicki put a lot of rumors out there and what she said had affected me physically. It's like I would eat and I would eat and I would sing a del and and I'd become a del, and I'd eat a del, CDs, and this is where I'm at. I'm upset that I'd let Vicki get me fat. Okay, that's it. David beats off on other lady's faces, but he doesn't beat my face.

And for her to say that. And Shannon Kelly's like, well, I've never heard her say anything. She got slapped. I don't want to put tit for tat. Okay, tit for tit. We both titted. Let's just make sure the tit's done. And Kelly's like, exactly. I want to move forward. Yeah. Which is what she said about five different times last year. And she goes, I want to move forward. Because that's how she put me towards his hit. And she's having guys. Well,

my kids asked to go to the quiet woman the other day and I had to say no. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Dr. Tim says I should be walking more. So I'm very happy to move forward.

If I move forward, it will be on one of those sidewalks that moves me forward. Because frankly, I just want to eat at all times. So then later on, Tamara coves visit Shannon. This is like the third scene of row of Tamara and Shannon. So Tamara shows up all dressed up. It's like pre-sip and see and she, uh, not that's not that's not that's.

And Shannon, Shannon Tamra from within Saat within her house and she's like can you just walk in I'm not walking down That long haul with my high shoes on and I'm doing my nails you tell her Archie Hergy so then Tamma starts opening the door and then the dogs starts barking and then you just hear Shannon yell just hear Shannon yell. Archie doesn't know! Doesn't know Archie know! And Denver's like, you don't knock me back! Sometimes I yell at Archie in a way that I dream of yelling at David. David that's it now! No David, no! You need more than three bottles of wine for a dinner party David, no! Watching these women walk in shoes is so funny. Tamra's like clunk, clunk, clunk. This is a long hallway back.

It's like hence me not doing it. It was like the scene from Indiana Jones and Alaska who say without to walk over like those tiles. And if you step on the wrong one, you'd fall into like a depth, like a spot out your hoover or something like that. I love that Santa's just sitting there watching Tamra. I'm just gonna watch you. All right, you're doing it. Great. You're doing don't fall in. Don't fall in.

You didn't. You didn't in Indiana. Come on. All right, let's go find that holy grail. So then they like as soon as Tamra gets to shine and she's like, great, I'm ready to go. And it makes it's tamratroner right around. They just soap them from behind going like, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk. So then we go to Kelly's place. It's again, pre-sip and see and Vicki's over there. And you know what, Vicki was really speaking to my soul because she's like, how many presents do we have to buy these people? And I'm like, I get it. I feel like I'm always buying people presents like any, like, oh my god. I had a friend what happened to bring it a casserole you know what this said a ration of Bolitiums yeah these many they said a whole new thing but I

like every time I go out of my house I've just spent a hundred bucks like just gonna shit it out I guess just shit it out by. I honestly I was so with her on this. It's like like a last year, I think it was last year. This guy I know, he moves into an apartment. He has a housewarming party so I have to go to that and you bring a gift. Eight months later, he moves somewhere else and not only does he have another housewarming party but he registers it.

It's a registered housewarming, like the gifts are registered. I was like, you mother fucker. You moved eight months ago, so I did not go. And at first I was so mad. I was like, that's so, you don't register for a housewarming party. It's like you get like bottles of wine and that's it. They're like flowers.

But you know what though? I was like, I'm not going and I went on the registry. I bought like a $10 picture. And I was like, I actually see the value in this registry because it's basically saying, I can buy you something and I don't have to go to your housewarming. And I'm not hung out with him since I was so offended. Well, you don't ever need to buy gifts.

What you need to buy is cards, because then you fill out the card and then you look for the best gift, take the card off of it and replace it with your card, and then you're always good. But that means you don't even know who's in trouble. But then that means you have to actually go to the party. And I was like, I'm not gonna go. I just went to yours. He did send me a lovely thank you note,

those things, I was like, oh, he's so nice. Now I'm feel bad. But still, I'm sorry. People are constantly having parties to have gifts. And I really do understand that Serra Jessica Parker thing that from from Sexton City where she's like, I'm just gonna register for myself Because I'm not getting married anytime soon even though I'm in a relationship. I'm not getting married anytime soon

I'm not having babies. I'm buying for one else. I think that's what she got married All right, so you saw to buy that bitch a present. You know what? It's like fuck everyone you see she thought it was she's like I'm a feminist. Nope. We saw it to buy you presents at the end God damn it. Yeah, well, you know what like I've had to buy all my board games How about that no one's buying me board games? These fucking bellediums Millenians So um I really I think I'm picky I I know people hate Vicky these days But I think very few of us would have to disagree with what she was saying what happened to just take a casserole

I get to take a casserole? I get to take a casserole. Why did you take it? By the way. Like really, the only reason that Brooks even had cancer was so I could get a casserole. I still never got one. I should have had him have a damn party. I would have at least gotten the candles or something.

So Kelly's like, well, I have to update you because that's all the girls. Shannon says you lie about her way to keep it, really keep it together Kelly. It hasn't even been an entire scene since you have that meeting. So Vicki goes, what? Lying on pictures of paperwork and a trapper keeper. She says, well, she's blaming you.

She says it's your fault. She's happy. And she goes, what? Yeah. What? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe because first we got the hello hello hello hello hello now we get what yeah what yeah yeah oh my goodness you know Ronnie well you know before we talk about the syphercy I have to say for those of you who who have started to complain that OC is boring which to me it's not at all but for those who feel like they're being bored to death, if the show makes you sleepy, you know what you can always do? You can go take a rest on a Casper mattress. That's what I say. Oh my gosh.

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Hi! I love when ladies who hate each other say hi at parties. Yeah. It's hilarious. Peggy and it's- Archie, what are you doing here? Archie ran all the way over here. Peggy and Lydia show up and then meet Megan's dog whose name is girly girl like oh

I feel like that like that is a funny name girly girl and then Vicky walks in and she goes hey girly girls Yeah, see basically call them all dogs. Yeah, and Peggy just looks around like With this I don't understand your dog that is not black on one half and white on the other half And this is where my notes says that baby is basically pop by a very cute pop by your dog that is not black on one half and white on the other half. And this is where my note says that baby is basically pop by a very cute pop by. So Kelly, Lydia and Peggy are talking. And Kelly's like, well, I met with Shannon and Tamera and they asked me why I was a quiet woman. I was like, whatever, I wasn't the one who freaked out in the first place. And Lydia says, well, my phone for inviting you guys. I just didn't know it was going to be this crazy. I just figured she

is mad. She's mad. No one. And then while she's talking to Emma and Shannon arrive and there's like these awkward, awkward waves from afar, they just keep looking because there's a window that looks on the patio as they pass the glass hallway.. They just keep looking because there's a window that looks on the patio as they pass the glass hallway. Yes. And they just keep passing back and forth over and over looking like. And Shannon's already fully deprecating herself. She's like, I look like a tent. I'm like a Barnum and Bailey moving tent. Little tiny feet. Just make it. The circus has arrived and it's me. Sure I am. And Peggy goes, should I bring them here?

Because it's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just let everybody settle where they need to settle. Naturally. God, biggie. And then Tamar passes again. And then she's like, yeah, when I saw Becca, I was like, what's up, bitch? Liebatch.

That's taken right out the Bible, by the way. One of the most religious moments. What's that batch? Lama, batch. This is from the Book of re-valuations batch Revelations so yeah, but I'm a firm brimstone cuz you're gonna die So Vicky Tamer and Shannon well Vicky is not talking to Tamer and Shannon and vice versa and Vicky again is saying how she wants an apology I'm not you know, I have you know, I have been like a like a low key Vicky defender, you know, just because I like to see all sides of this situation.

Low key, you defended Vicky through Brooks Cancer game. You're a very good, bro. You're a very good Vicky defender. Because I like to say that, I say that with credit being given and not attitude being taken, sir. And to me, it's not mutual exclusive. I'm like a very pro-shan of Mador. I mean, I love Shan and she's one of my favorite housewives of all time.

But I know I feel like sometimes Vicki does not use her words correctly. And also does not use her non-con-honority actions correctly. So the thing is this, but here's one thing I don't quite understand. Vicki wants an apology, and I don't totally understand it. I don't remember why she feels like, I don't get understand. Vicky wants an apology and I don't totally understand it. I don't remember why she feels like I don't get that. Why does she want an apology? Because I'm the only one who apologizes is ever. And I've already apologized, like ability types.

Nobody else will apologize to me. So that's it, I've done apologize. They could apologize to me now. Because they also, I also deserve a apology. They never gave me one. Well to be fair, there was that moment in Ireland where Tamra got right in her face. Aliens down was like, fuck you.

So that might deserve some sort of apology. Well, I think from Vicky's point of view, they owe me an apology because they went up blogs and they went out the internet and they got all these, you know, other information up books and they spread it around on the show and it was even true. And then they came after me and it was a bunch of bullshit. You know, they're mad at her for calling her out on her fake cancer bullshit. Yeah, I think. So, uh, Tamara is just getting, she's just pounding shard me. Yeah. And Shannon's like, you're sure, downing that shard, and they grow a friend. She's like, it's a bad. In reality, Shannon's also wandering the house,

muttering things like, why am I so hungry? She's like, everyone's stress eating. Everyone eats like, no, she's stress eating. She's like, everyone eats like, flippin' birds. I want to eat something more substantial, which is why it takes something more substantial, which is why it takes me more time to lose weight. Now where are the Totino pizza rolls? And Vicki's outside. Well, I've been scared. You know I've been scared. You want to look at it by boobs?

You want to look at it by Peggy? And Peggy's like, clearly there is hurt. I've lost a mother, a father, remember Gini Lee's it's called maturity So Megan's like guys why don't you get into the sippincy cut out and like Fine and they all stick their head into it Megan nursing Shannon was pretty good. Shannon brings her hair out of the cut out saying hi Megan Megan I think Shannon was pretty good. Shannon brings her hair out of the cutouts. I think, hi, my Megan is me, shit! Ha ha ha ha! Megan?

Megan? Megan? Megan? If I put my head in this cutout, does this mean I only have baby fat? Ha ha ha ha. It's like Shannon's jumping so hard on yourself. I can't help it. This thing really is.

She's just a piece of herself. It's like a whole party. It's ridiculous. You look fine. You look beautiful, Shannon. party. It's ridiculous. You look fine. You look beautiful, Shannon. You look better. You look better. You look better.

You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. You look better. Let's all sit around to watch me open up presents. Oh God and they're playing the horror music She's like in Tamer's like Tamer is half wasted on a bench giving you know when Tamer can only get those eyes that she gets from she's wasted And she's like it's like the angry possible on top of the trash can eyes and she is just glaring and could there be a more miserable place on earth at that moment you know watching Megan open up a present and being like it's a Noah's arc piggy bank look at the North and Vicki goes oh know, because two by two. Ha, ha, ha, you know, two by two is funny, right? And so I don't get our tamarisk mad.

I'm just like, whatever that was was mean batch. I'm gonna get that batch, whatever, I'll just that was. I don't know what, I don't know who Noah is, but he seems hot, okay, batch. So don't make fun of him. I understand now what they mean when they say tension, you can't go with the knife

Hmm, it's curious that there's a Noah Ark piggy bank. I'm surprised no one made a Jonah and the well joke considering that I'm the well Relax Shannon Is there another elephant to board this arc with me or will I just have to drive below? Listen everyone, I understand the elephant in the room and I know it's me. I wish I could be the captain of the ship, but I don't know how to say Malwa. Please bring me some more grapes on a stick. I would give an olive branch to Vicki, but unfortunately it all y'all's off of it. So just a branch.

I love how all these people get so offended at everything. Shannon goes, she opens Shannon present or something and then she moves on to Peggy's present. And she's like, Peggy, did you wrap this? And Peggy's like, yes, I did. You could tell because it was like this big bundle of cellophane. It's like dirty licks. It's like how did she? And Tamrikah's, there's a Lamborghini in there, bitch.

And then Peggy gives her a dirty lick. I think Peggy's just giving dirty licks, because she doesn't know what's happening. Well, I think Peggy also is very literal, and she's like, why would she say there's a Lamborghini in there? Doesn't she see it's too small? Why would that, That's crazy.

I'm especially giving you a lot of jobs I've given for my Lamborghini. I got that cold. I got the call because call for notilists. So Tamara, let's see, Tamara's giving evil drunk guys, Shannon and Tamara, look at others with evil faces and make it's like okay well I just wanted to say thank you everybody for coming and you know putting all your terrible personalities to the side to celebrate baby pop I asked been and Shannon's like whoa look at that I can be in the same room as Vicki and my head won't explode haha My bladder might, because

I've had a lot of grapes on stands. But I don't know that I can blame her for that. You can't blame her for the banchan the purge. And then Lydia's like, well, I have an announcement. Whoa, you're all in line with sushi. I have an announcement. Whoa, you're all in line with sushi. Rougu. Peggy goes, oh, that's a good one. What? I didn't even hear her say that.

Well, I've done OK. Bye. And Tamra has just gotten up like she's arched her back on the dumpster. And she's ready to pounce on Vicky. And Vicky's like, okay, okay, I already feel like a tree that's been toilet paper. So I'm gonna get out of here. Right now, bye, tap whatever. Which is Vicky's later skater. So then Tamra, Tamra then now has one of those

monologues where she talks about how selfless she's being. You know, I've had so much fun with Vicky Batch for 10 years. Batch, but put so much of this friendship. I've given so much to her. I've heard a spread rumors about me Batch. It's just wrong. I'm like, Tamara, you are the queen of spreading rumors. This is what you do. You need to relax. What was hers, the Eddie's gay?

Everybody said Eddie's gay on the internet forever. Who cares? Don't you remember when you said you had sex with Eddie for like six hours listening to Lady Gaga? I mean, come on, you're perpetuating it yourself. Yes, you actually started those rumors without yourself. No, we, it's like, what's sad? That Eddie listened to Lady Gaga, what he fucked me in a bathtub.

Like that was on TV. I think, I don't know, I feel like, if I were her, I'd be like, he's not gay. He, you know, he looks like a gay man and that's a compliment. That's like a, yeah, you wish your, your man looked as fine as Eddie, but they're not. And this is my, you know, who cares if your husband is gay? You're married to him. So if he's getting blowies under the, you know, stall in the bathroom, who cares?

It's like she picked cancer. You're always on higher moral ground, okay know, stall in the bathroom. Who cares? She faked cancer. You're always on higher moral ground, okay? So I look at it. So anyway, she's like determined to be mad. So in the car, Vicki, Vicki's like, well, that would okay. You know, they didn't speak to me, but I get it. And then Kelly's like,

yeah, but what did you think about Tamar and whatever? And Vicky's like Which it just says inaudible audio and then Kelly goes oh, I know the moon It's like wow you got your subtle. Yeah, like well Vicky's probably like I Kelly could you like when I whisper like that? You're you're not supposed to say yeah, I know I think she's fat too you're not supposed to say, yeah, I know. I think she's fat too. So the next time to Shannon, that's when she goes, oh, I want to do is eat.

Since it's almost dinner, can I have some vodka? And Tamara's like, you might be using that bad, she's like, I'm like, okay. Tamara goes, I feel like she's using thin alcohol as crutches when she's around. Hello, lady who just chugged a bottle to have a fight with Vicky. What are you talking about?

And then she goes, Fatka and Shan and goes, Shan and goes, I tried, I tried wine already. Yeah, so they're talking about Vicky and how Vicky wants an apology. And they can't believe it in a time where she's trash-spitch and And Vicki meanwhile she's telling us I don't remember she told us was telling Kelly that you know She's like really mad situation and she goes I want to punish them for not being my friend. I was like wow That's some some great a maturity right there

But then to be fair, a camera's like, that's why she looks so haggard. She can't sleep, because someone said, how does Vicky sleep in Ishou? She doesn't, that's why she looks haggard, batch. So they're all trash.

Now she's drunk and she has nowhere to aim her vitriol. So she's letting it spill all over. She's like, she's like the bottom of my shit, batch, like, shit on the bottom of my shit, like set on the bottom of my shoe bat Okay, keep it classy over there and Megan's like guys. I was nervous and Shannon's like about today Oh god, I'm sorry. We made you know we wouldn't do that around the baby

And she's like no, not you. Oh snorvers for myself because I have the past with Vicky too. Just just headband. Hello No, like I want to talk to her. And Sam was like, um, yeah, supposedly we hurt her. Yeah, that's great. So I wish you asked her how we hurt her. And she had to go, because we said she was in the cancer scam. Well, Missy, you weren't a cancer scam. The two were just, they were ready to yell at someone and have no one now. now they're just like walking around huffing and puffing.

Yeah, well these girls better get together. They've been playing this game long enough to know that you have to have to start fighting to each other's faces, because otherwise it's not going to be good for the audience. I love this. Megan's like, would you mind if I fight with her? You know, for myself. And then, well, whatever, but she's delusional. And Tim resists. Yeah, she's gonna be a beck job. I just want my friend back. And then Shannon goes, I just want my friend back. We start saying, I just want my friend,

I just want my friend back. I just want my friend back. To be fair, that's exactly what Vicki does. I just want my friend's back. And then she goes, be nice, don't be be, don't be fair. That's exactly what Vicky does And then she goes be nice don't be be don't be be Don't be be Have some sympathy for me. I had to smell Kelly's badge So good and Vicky's like hey, oh

Vicky's like well at the end they all know that I'm a good friend. They know police Vicky and That was the end of that. So another fun episode of Orange County is in the can. And another fun episode of Watch Your Crap Bids is in the can, too. Tomorrow we are, oh, oh, oh, tomorrow. Tomorrow is Wednesday, and we are back with the season premiere of Real Housewives of Dallas.

Mimicers! The Below Deck reunion, we are just going to put that on Thursday with the New York reunion. It'll be like a day every reunions. So, we're so excited to talk about Dallas. It's back. And until then, y'all stay safe out there. Love you!

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