Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot

Episode Date: October 18, 2017

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And for our bonus episodes and all of our extras, come over and be a premium member over at patreon.com-slashwatchwatchwatch-crapins. That's patreon.com-slashwatchwatchwatch-crapins. Hey everyone, welcome to WatchaCrapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. Slash Watch What Crappens. Blue, red, orange, all spectrum of the rainbow, Aura, Ronnie Caram from trashtalktv.com, and the Roseprick Special Podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello, my Aura is everywhere! Just like Michelle Branch saying. Oh, good. Well, they have the soda.

My Aura is just shooting all sorts of colors as well, because Monday night on Bravo was absolutely phenomenal. But it was all, my aura continues to specifically shoot the color of, I guess, a tealish blue, light blue, which would be our color, because we still have a few tickets left for our live show. We are getting to the last few. So you're on the fence get off that fence and Come see us in San Francisco on November 4th at social hall San Francisco

Hey, if you're listening to this podcast of the first time guess what we're doing a live show in San Francisco So you should buy a ticket That's why we like this every day because we never know what new lot new people were getting so Yeah, that should be super duper fun. We're going to do a little after party afterwards. Get to meet and greet all the listeners. We always love meeting you guys, seeing you guys here and what you have to say.

Get in drunk with the guys afterwards, taking photos, photos and stuff. That's going to be one hello. be one hell of a good time. There are some memories that just never go away and when that will never go away is when I walked into the after party of the LA show at that Mexican restaurant and you were dancing on stage in a giant sombrero like Shannon and her sombrero depression scale. But Ronnie, this time when there's the after party,

you have to come inside because you have a tendency when you get to the after party, you decide to light up a cigarette, and then you wind up out there for 45 minutes, everyone asks me, where's Ronnie? Where's Ronnie? So I'm gonna demand that you come inside first and then you go outside to do your cigarette.

Okay. I'm haranging you. Officially harming. It's every time I'm outside smoking cigarettes. So that haranging you official every time outside smoking cigarettes That's the only reason I restarted smoking cigarettes was so I don't look like a weirdo hanging out outside He just likes being outside So anyway, that's gonna be really amazing fun and I'm I'm excited because I've got friends I got family up there and and a bunch of them are coming to the show

So I'm I'm excited to show them what we do because I don't I don't think our friends and family necessarily always Understand what we do they sort of appreciate it like oh you have a podcast. That's cool Oh a live show that's nice. They don't understand it and then they come to the show and you know our listeners are Absolutely amazing and they scream and they yell, and they make it like this unbelievable, sensory overload experience, and everyone always leads me like, oh my God, I never, I never,

I've never been to a show like that, I didn't know podcast shows could be like that. So, yeah, I think one of the greatest gifts the listeners have ever given us is to make my my parents like happy Had a live show. Thanks guys. You're thanks are healing so many wounds. Your parents should come to one Oh, they will they'll be at one do you worry? I mean they were at they were at like our Austin show. It was sort of smaller but The big shows. I mean my my parents became converts. My parents were like, whoa, wait a second.

You've actually been doing something with your life. Yeah, my parents, a lot of it is just, I'm like, don't come because I like to sleep, okay? I mean, we do those live shows. I'll sleep all day, do the live show, drink all night, and then take an extra day to sleep all day for the next day. I don't want to be like getting up, having lunch, bonding, not like that. I like sleep. Okay. Well, that's my that's my main

mother sleep. But I want to do it where we can have I really want to do a weekend in Vegas where we can have our family, our friends and just do a really long weekend party in Vegas, do a show and then stay there. Just play craps. Oh yeah, just be at the buffets. Like what'd you eat off the the giant world buffet? Yeah. Where did your food poisoning come from? Well the good news is that we are putting together a 2018 tour, not just putting together a show, a tour, and who knows who knows where we'll stop. But we are just a mini tour, but we're hoping to get four or five cities lined up

and we're talking to various venues and various cities. And once they're all lined up, we will then make an announcement from the mountain tops and hopefully everyone will buy tickets and come and support us and help us grow the podcast. Yay! But for right now, let's grow our oras, shall we? This episode with Orange County, specifically.

Both of them. Orange County and Dallas were both f-ing hilarious last night. And it was really especially good to see Orange County firing on all of its cylinders. I know. I actually felt bad because Orange County was like, okay, we're gonna finally bring a really good episode. And then Dallas is like, okay, we see a really good episode. And we're just gonna raise you like 10 times. Yes.

And OC, I'm writing down things at the beginning because I'm expecting it to be, you know, like Lydia shopping with her mom or something. So I'm writing down every little thing. And to see my expectations at the beginning, my first note is we've gone in all in on nobleman. What does that mean? Like, how do you go all in on nobleman to sing where it ended?

I was like, wow, it's quite a journey. Thank you. Thank you, Lucy. Basically we see Lydia talking. Lydia tells Doug that she was talking to the godfather of Iceland named Frederik and she wants to go to Iceland and dogs like well why don't you go to Iceland with your girlfriends and you can promote the magazine and she's like really wow and say it but you're going to go to Iceland but you're

going to be representing the magazine so like you good don't forget you're writing an article for nobleman yeah yeah Lydia I'm so sure sure. She's like, am I an idiot? I'm like, well, you did invest in a magazine that's 2017, so you can answer that one. I know. It's like you hear America all agree on something at one time. It's like the earth's shook. Yeah, she's gonna like resurrect spy magazine next. So next up, Diko and Peggy are just having those wild new American scene, that wild American scene, where he's like, Oh kids, what is this bougie? And Gia's like, bougie, you know, it's just like, it's like extra, like we were the most extra kids and if he goes what are extra kids? Like his name is Coco, okay?

Oh, and Diko's like, you know slang, you know like don't judge a book by its cover or double-edged sword slang Tomato, tomato, potato, potato What is this tomato? Am I technically those are saying is a not slang but okay. Yeah, Diko doesn't know either. I'm like you guys need to stick to the game. Okay. Diko, you just didn't know what boozy is. You can't get on your wife right now. And then he's like I'm Armenian. I make food for me. That is my slang. So then we go, we were at Tamra's, Tamra's house. She's in her bedroom at her, at her like, queen bed that's like overflowing with pillows that all have like affirmations on them like love you to the moon and back. Oh my gosh. So she's the one who gets them at TJ Maxx. She's the one. Yes, Mr. and Mrs. Yeah, and she has some one like those.

Yeah, those glitter, those glitter things, so and all over it. Yeah, she had like one of those art, like, faux artisanal things on her wall. It was like a wooden, it looked like reclaimed wood, but it's things are written on. I couldn't see the whole thing that was written on it, but it basically, as a saying, like, love the ones you're with and every word isn't a different font as if that somehow makes it more thoughtful or interesting like that is so yeah and now it's so now tell vech Helvechika that is something to express love batch that is so housewise art, just different font work.

Yeah. They're not really into art, they're just into graphic design. I love some good factor imagery, Batch. I want a factor flutterly. So she's on the phone. Factor, factory, a Batch. I told you I was going to get a delivery. Did you hear Bueller?

I hear Bueller getting very excited about a Vector Vectoria joke. I will pause the whole time. Sorry, I have to get it. This random interruption is brought to you by our super premium Patreon sponsor, Kelly Grant, the Grant Master. Okay, we're back. Ronnie got his package. I'm excited because I'm also going to UPS delivery today, Ronnie. I didn't want to, one up you, but're back. Ronnie got his package. I'm excited. I realize I'm also gonna UPS

delivery today, Ronnie. I didn't want to one up you, but I am. Well, you can't win up this because I got two amazing things right now from UPS. What? I got my new iPhone. Whoa. And I got my paper plates. Well, that is pretty strong, but I'm gonna come in with some heat right here because today I'm getting my new Insta Pot cookbook by Melissa Clarke of The New York Times. So, well, no, it's pretty exciting, you know, because her book Dinner Changing the Game has really changed my game. Well, I'll look that up, and I'll look that up on my new phone, and you can me some leftovers so that I can eat on my brand new paper plates Absolutely, and I'm just gonna go do something like spend some extra $450 that I have

Yeah I know I'm ridiculous and I really did it was a preventative measure because the iPhone 10 comes out at the end of October and that's ridiculous. That's way too much. I refuse. If you buy this one, then you can't buy that one. Even though this one's exactly the same as your other one. Okay, it's like saving money by spending money. Yeah.

I'm becoming my mother. Well, speaking about people who spend money and are getting new things, Tamara. So she's on the phone with Shannon. And Shannon's like, well, you know. So she's on the phone with Shannon, and uh, Shannon's like, well, you know, I talked with David about the questions, and, well, huh, it turns out that David wasn't grilling Diko. He was merely asking questions at a concern. David does not grill things, and was its chicken just to piss me off. He always, always saying it's like the way they do it at Mastros. Like, I give a damn about Mastros. It's chicken, just to piss me off. He always sings like the way they do it at Mastros.

Like I give a damn about Mastros. It's okay, because his food is so good. I'm so happy. Oh, David Grill away, Grill. Grill it. You're so much fun. I'll see these things. When David Grill's things, David is a lot of things,

but he is not a bad griller. When David Grills thinks there are little diamond char marks. On my chicken breast, which is depressing, but also fantastic tasting with a little mayonnaise or ranch. Whichever you prefer, and tamers like, I can't take this anymore. TAMER STATIONS Always Walking on Egg Shulls Around Chanem, but that might be because Ash Chanem's always walking on eggshells around Shannon but that might be because ash and I was making her custard whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo who David David. Uh, yeah. So Tamra's. Tamra is still on her turning against Shannon, uh, kick where we just see her starting to turn. Yeah. And she's like, Shannon is so difficult.

Like, just let it go. She gets so riled up. That's wild. That's, uh, you can be upset with that screaming. Why do we not have a montage of tamara screaming? I mean, this episode was so good on the montage angle. Why don't we have one of tamara screaming? Yeah, you know. That's my opinion, get that! Yeah, or what was she saying Ireland on the bus? Like, shut the fuck up, right? What did she say? She did the whole alien and a scrawny weaver's face thing? Yes, little head coming out of the bigger head. Sigourney is just standing there like with slime dripping down right in front of her chin. Sigourney's just like, what?

I just, I didn't spread it, be my, I just heard a river. I loved Derrindo being an alien. Me and Tamra. You just did, you just did Derrindo voice a little bit. No, I was doing Vicki. Oh, but it was only I thought it was during the like like I fasten pads. I said these pads. They were opening and closing

the draping slime everywhere. It's twisted. No, it's not. It's lately. It can't jam it. Why? To be fair, Dorenda did read act to scene for from Aliens already when she was stabbing her hand with a knife, right? Wasn't that scene where they're going to be between the fingers? They said we're on a spaceship, a board, a gun, nailing my stomach, it's about to come out, gotta play with knives sometimes. Crazy passion lad, hollering tunnel.

Why can't we just make a covenant? Hey alien, hey alien. Clip, clip, clip. No, that's what I imagine. Alien gets right up into his face. The little alien comes actually, clip, clip, clip. Alien's like, whoa. You fool, you alien fool.

That movie would have been over in five minutes during to just terrifies all the aliens Alien actually seats into its egg. Oh my god. So Shannon is basically, you know, well, David didn't do anything wrong She's difficult that look you can do things without screaming. Okay, okay, do me that Okay, Shannon and she's like well, I was tired And I wanted to go and I was like okay now what now how am I the villain? and Tamer's just not being a supportive friend that Shannon wants and then Shannon's like, you know what Tamer? Tamer, Tamer, I'm sorry my voice is all I draw that to render my voice in a weird place

She's like, yeah, David, I'm getting irritated by this if you don't think I should give this life Tamra, then why is that stop talking about a Tamra? I'm having a dirty Nega thoughts because he keeps talking about a Tamra. Yes, and that is a good point Shannon and also you know this is why you'd never should have become friends with Tamra. I mean Tamra tried to gaslight you with Heather. I will never ever forget it when they were like, oh my God, she's crazy. Do you think she's losing it?

Oh my God, I think she's losing it. That sounds like, oh, what? Like going crazy if that didn't, what's not her first season? Yeah, it was her first season when she hated Heather and Tamara. Yeah, it's one of those things like, I can't feel bad for you when you knowingly became friends with Tamara after that. Yeah, and the thing is,... i mean she's right tamara

will give it life and she could as you go out to like a million different coffees talking about how shannon always is uh... being so crazy about every little thing so tamara will give it life but to be fair when diko when diko confronted shannon jansh is been like oh okay well i'll talk to david about that and sure was a a misunderstanding and that would have been done. Yeah, Shannon's just really very, very upset these days. And I can't say I really blame her, but girl, don't expect Amber to be there to help you. Yeah, seriously.

Tamara, Tamara wouldn't even be good on the bad news bears. She'd be like, this team is bad. Like, that's the point. We're supposed to get good together, Tamara wouldn't even be good on the bad news bears. She'd be like this team is bad. Like that's the point We're supposed to get good together Tamara. Bad news bad bad news bad news batch So speaking of bad news batches we now see Vicki going to see her cardiologists Oh my god, my first note was do you have a cure for a broken heart? Which of course she literally says Later in the scene. Yeah, she literally says do you detect a broken heart?

I gotta go I gotta go to the cardiologist my heart is broken So then she starts this whole uh first of all why can't the lady at the cardiac arrest place reach the top of the desk? Like you only see her head below the greeting desk. It's like, we're going to work on your heart. You're going to have to lift yourself up every time someone comes in that door, young lady. It's a very specific critique, but I support it. I like that Vicki, when she's getting her heart checked, She's like, I guess I've had a lot of stress. And they do the ultimate Vicki gunnels in the screen montage.

Like every single major scream from 2007 onwards. Like screaming at that van, screaming at Gretchen, screaming at Tamra, screaming at Lori, screaming at Whistler Mountains, just screaming. Yes, I've also been my sister! A family fan? Why would you send a family fan? Why would you send a family fan? Why would you send a family fan?

That was the best thing. I watched this three times in a row just laughing my ass off at the Vicky screaming montage. No, it was great. I never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, a classic classic. Yeah, so she goes to the doctor and she's just telling anyone who will listen to her because no one else will shoot with her except nurses for colonic people, you know. So she's like, well, the situation is in my life. They've been hard, you know, because situations add up and it makes my life hard. Yeah, Vicki is called living your life. Okay.

It's called being human. And then the doctor is like, well, the doctor has multiple tests to give you. Do you have tests for a broken heart? Or do you have a test to prove that I did not have sex with multiple. Oh, my God. And the nurse is like, we'll try. And then Vicki says, life is short, especially bad, because I could die at any moment. Like, see, the, we're gonna, I've had about,

about Vicky's issues before I die. I don't want to die of a stroke because they don't want to be friends with me. Okay, Vicky. So now you're pre-blaming them for your stroke. Yeah, you can't have it both ways. If you're not at fault for Shannon's weight gain, then Shannon can't be at fault for your stroke.

Okay, your pre-stroke. Yeah, let's be fair about who we're blaming so the the cardiologist is basically like well i got your results and i'm not happy with them your upper chamber is a little enlarged i hear an extra noise but i know you'll find your find though that's okay yeah and then vicki starts giving her whole thing vicki doesn't even remember what kind of shit she's talking about. She's like, well, at 55, when my mom was diagnosed with blah, blah, blah.

And my mom passed to 83 and he goes, how did she die? She goes, I don't know. I didn't do it on top of the other. And he's like, okay. So she goes, let me see, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, doctor. He's like, well, you have an extra heart sound. I think it's a block. What is causing it? The upper chamber is enlarged. It's a condition called

Something refibulation or whatever. She's like oh like about I think that's what about that Yeah, do you remember or do you do know or do you not make you like? Why do you have to like tell a fib about every single little thing? Just say what happened? Well, I mean, I think she was saying this probably what my mom died of. I don't think it was like a major, major failure because her mom had it. Yeah. I don't know. For Vicki, I just, I guess I could just get aggravated

because it's so obvious that Vicki's just trying to get any kind of casserole that she can get at this point. Any cast, I mean, she'll just like take a lean cuisine at this point. This is long as something is pre-made and she can heat it up That's all she needs at this point. I'll take a flat bread. Do you guys have any stifres? No, you don't you don't even have to defrost it Okay, what about Paddenas food? Do you have any of her meals? I'll take anything really

Frozen rice like at this point. I'll take it. What about some green peas? I think frozen green peas. That's fun, Jolly Green Giant. I like a giant, Jolly Green Giant in my life. She's telling everybody who will listen. She's like, doctor, like my life has lots of stress because I've got through things of my life. And I know you're not a therapist, but I want to be there for my kids because a lot of things have happened in my life, like,

Teh-A-Brah. Like this one time, they sent a family event and I had to go to the airport. And it's like, thatiamper. Like this one time they sent a family van and I had to go to the airport and it's like, that was terrible. One time I went to Lake Havasu and someone do a football and hit me in the face. It's the first time I hurt her. One time there was a gay person living in my garage in Frankie and he was a bad tenant. It was a lot.

What time I did get my car washed. It was like two weeks. It was hard. It was a hard hurt. One time I went to a birthday party and no one saw me and I was like, hello, it's my birthday party. And no one's no one's around. And then finally they turned around. And then before that, I can't even say happy birthday. Someone's pretty gay rumor about Eddie. It's hard. So next up is Megan and she's- Before we go into Megan, I would like to do one of my favorite things, which is endorse my favorite mattress, my SGM, Casper mattress.

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Can I breathe? Doctor, am I breathing? I've got through a lot of hard things. David? David? The mattress industry has forced consumers into paying notoriously high markups, just how I've had to pay a high price for David's infidelity. Casper makes a premium mattress and sells it online for a fraction of what it would cost in a store.

Their business works by continuously developing them mattress using feedback of nearly half a million customer batch ads. I'm gonna have to slap them up, bitch ass. David? Real customers have said that the mattress is like sleeping on a brioche. Which is delicious. I'll eat that mattress. I did eat the mattress. It's strange. And it's like being cradled by the tingling of baby laughter in the moonlight. Ha! That makes me so happy. It's like, Archie, Archie, no, get off the cast.

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Get $50 towards any mattress purchase by visiting www.cashford.com slash crap ins and using the code crap ins terms and conditions apply that's www.cashford.com slash crap ins and use the code crap ins Here lies Shannon Bdore sleeping comfortably on a cast from address ha Thank you so much cast, but we love you long time we do Anyway speaking of sleepy things Megan So we're over at Megan's house with her friend mystic Michaela. Guys do not call her Michaela. Okay.

Her name is Mystic Michaela. Yeah. Sounds like a garbage pale kid, but whatever. So, um, yes. And she's, um, you know, she's an orange County Mystic because she's got shoulder cutouts. And so Megan's like, she's really good. Like she read my or we're today.

And we see a flashback of Mystic Mikayla doing a, doing a, we're reading on Megan and she's like, because you're like, yellow, like you're connected to your space and Megan goes, yeah, I'm really affected by weather too. And then she's like, the flashback. You're connected to your space. That's why I keep buying and selling houses. And then taking the actual I'm here. It's like, Mystic Michaela, you know she

ain't connected to her space. You know her. Why would you even say that? This should mean that I'm like, literally connected to outer space. Because that's pretty cool. This alien once came up to me and was like, and then little alien head was like, and I was like, and the alien was so bored. And the alien was so bored. And the alien was so bored. I want to give my friends the gift of Mystic McKayla inside.

MMMMM. MMMMM. MMMMM. She's like, I want tonight to be positive because like psychic scare people and Mystic McKayla's like, yeah. Like those guys scare people and mystic make a that's like yeah

I can't scare people that's true because it's because either of what they're hiding or what they already know to be truth hashtag psychic justice so the girls start to come over and of course Peggy's there and she does not want to have a reading by mystic mccala she's like I wouldn't be interested I was like That's not scary. Yeah, listen, I know it sounds, it sounds standoffish and snobbish, but I know what I know, you know, and she looks, she always looks like she's got a hard candy in her mouth because she's looking the front of her teeth to

feel her lips, which she still can't feel. She's like, I know what I know. In Armenian, we have psychic. What they do, psychic is God. Psychic is written on forehead. Okay. What is on forehead is what's going to happen. Like nothing's ever going to happen to you. You've got so much Botox and like God damn thing. You have no lines there. She's like, I have a blank future. Psychic. Thank you, God. Explain a lot of her storyline. I know that I know that I know. That's what I know.

I know the more you know is what I already know. You know that song? No, no, no, that's that's actually about me. And how I know, no, no, no, that, I know that, I know that, I know. So Tamra shows up and she's like, she's heard so much about Mystic Mikaela. And you know that this has the, the, what am I trying to say? This has a chance of being awkward because Tamra has her own shit stirring psychic. Okay.

She doesn't need someone else bringing in their shit stirring psychic. She's already got one and he's given us plot line this lasted what three seasons now. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, so she comes in and Shannon comes in also and Shannon of course is inspecting the food that's being put out. She's like, huh, well, there's something fried that's going to be put in here for dinner. I wonder if we'll have sugar too, just like a gasharpub. Well, thanks for tripping me on my way in with the shaffer full of fried things, possibly in the future.

Mystic Shannon at your service. It's like Shannon's the Mystic for carbs. She can just sense when something fried is gonna be there. I can't read an oral, but I know how to read a tussada bowl. And this tussada bowl says I will be eating in the future. I can read the flame of a sternile under a chafe for dish, commimistic. Don't try to put a cloche on it, I know what's going to be in there. What is this cloche? So Peg is like, I'm upset, but this is not the time and the place, the

mid-automatopetateopatato. What is this? As they say in the language of slang, bogey. Bogey. Bogey. Oh, it's like you scare something and then you're like, gee, whiz. Bogey. Bo. What? Bo. What's that Halloween? something and then you're like, gee, whiz, boo, gee, boo. What? Boo. What's it Halloween? Boo.

Ah, I'm not talking to you anymore. Stop accusing David of grilling. That's okay. There are extra shannions to be had. Nah, I mean, even I know that just means I'm being extra. That's different than there are extra shannions. There's never mind, Peggy. Now, this always makes me feel bad for Shannin, because she really does. And I've mentioned this, I think, every party.

Shannin is walking into every party like, hello, it's me. We're going to have the most positive evening to get a girl's. By the end, it's just like not bad at all. Exactly. So, um, so meanwhile over at Kelly Dodd's house, Vicki shows up and he's like, I got a memory. Vicki's gonna hang out with Kelly because they don't want to hang out with a psychic. They're not into psychics. So Vicki's telling Kelly all about her heart situation

or heart murmur and Kelly's like, oh my God. Oh my God. Do you think that's how your mom died? Like what you have? Do you think you might die? Do you think you're dying? Are you dead? Is this heaven? My house is all white. It you think that's how your mom died? Like what you have? Do you think you might die? Do you think you're dying? Are you dead? Is this heaven? My house is all white. It's heaven. It's this cloud's heaven. Because like, yeah. Yeah, it is.

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Can you please not destroy Beyoncé while I read your aura? It's turning it black. That's racist. No, I mean, like, your soul is black. That's what I'm getting now. Um, Megan's like, what is the aura? Is it on like your foot? Okay, Megan, I get that you're like just trying to get the conversation going, but really?

Timers like, so when's Rita coming out? Rita, aura. And is that what we hear for concert? Sharon, Rita, aura. No, she's gonna read your aura. This is not a concert with Rita or Ow. Okay, Batch. What is this Rita? What is that either or Tom Hanks' wifey? Is this the mid or the motto? My aura is like all over the place. It. Like this. You know, being funny. And a Makayla was like, oh, your, your or is pathitive. It's like, oh, my or is pathitive, huh?

Well, did my or is, or, uh, did my husband's or I mean to question Tiko's or about Peggy's cancer, or I don't think so. I think if you read that or you would see that David's or I was just asking oral questions. I can't wait. I'm not gonna help, but wonder if maybe David's aura has been walking on the beach with other oras.

Could you answer that please, Mr. Cicmichela? Could you? Now, you're good with oras. Are you also good with oras? Because I'd like to ask you some about. Like which direction do you go when you go in a horror? Do you go to the left, do you the right? Because every time I do ones, like left one second, right the other, then you're going in like what's the point at that

point? Might as just be standing. I'm looking for a horror detector. Jobs open, mystic Michaela. So she's like, yeah, there's an end to going the center and yellow all around it. Wow, so much the Lakers, great. Is that what what you I think that's what she is telling Tamrak is she goes maybe a purple and yellow split that means you got balance It's Shannon's like oh well maybe because Shannon abs balance Okay You know you know the Brawliders are mean because in the preview for this episode They made it look like Shannon says to the the to Mystic Michaela like so what's my I have a good or episode, they made it look like Shannon says to the, to Mystic Michaela, like, so what's my,

I have a good aura, right? And they make it look like Mystic Michaela goes, oh, maybe not so much. But she said that about something else entirely, and I was very upset. Yes, they also got a couple of clips. They got one clip of Shannon smiling, and then looking down really upset,

like she gets upset, and they use that, I think, 20 times from this episode. Yeah. It's like, guys, she didn't do that 20 times. Like yeah. And also I have a gift of it which I will post later because it's my favorite Shannon look over. It's like this genuine smile to. Oh God. What the hell are they thinking? Classic Shannon. Classic Shannon. So Kelly, back at Kelly and Vicky's, Vicky's like, you know what? I don't like psychics because people will hear a psychic. They'll be like, oh, well,

I guess that's the truth because the psychic said it. Guess what? It's that, it's that biblical. It's bullshit. This is what it is. It's that for the Bible. No one didn't have a psychic to tell them to get on the dark. It's like, actually, no, it was kind of considered a psychic. Yeah. Like, no offense. Like, but I think there are many atheists who would argue that your point stands true for religion. So yeah, big yeah, let's get deep. Let's get deep. So back at Megan's house, she's like, cause what's up dinner?

You want to eat? And then Shannon just looks like, oh god, here we go. Decisions, big decisions times. She just does a sad eye roll. Yeah, is it the same canoing chef who, I feel like he's done other things for Orange County. Like, did he like cater some color me mine party or something like that?

I feel like we've seen him, right? I don't know because if people on housewives don't have chefs named like sexy Z or whatever that guy's name was, like if they don't have a name like that, I can't remember it. That's true. Yeah, I'm trying to make a lovely crab cake though Well, I don't know but he made damn taco salad and Megan's like how do we eat this?

She's like, I don't know what to do. Do I just like cut into the to a side of all? But I cut around it like this is hard. This is almost as hard as making rice in the microwave Knock-kn, it's Lydia! Oh! Oh! You're a Missick McKayla! Can I be lovely, Lydia? Uh, and then of course, guys, this is going to be a shock, but Lydia does not approve

of Sykes, or drag queens, or lies, or really the common cold. Lydia's against a lot of things, okay? But she's gonna bear it just to get through an episode of that. You know, though, I'm okay with that because Lydia came with an attitude and when Lydia shows up in an attitude, I find it to be very entertaining. So I'm like, you know what, your problematic views, I'm okay with them if you're gonna be a bitch. That's okay. Yeah, she's like can you see that I'm about to make Shannon cry So sorry, I have like Stuffing nose situation happening like I'm over my cold, but like occasionally my nose will randomly stuff up And it's like stuffing up right now and it's like I'm trying to press the mute buttons. You don't have to hear me blow my nose, but

It's like I'm trying to press the mute buttons. You don't have to hear me blow my nose, but It's like oh, hi So I feel bad because like I'll be talking that you know like when you get a son's stuff You know not when your nose is like always stuffy, but like you're talking and almost on your nose stuff while you're talking You're like so anyway, you know like you start get choked up a little bit Yes, well you have a scrapping Lydia. Yeah, there's so many different stages of the cold You're in your nasal house cleaning now. I'm like in, yeah, I'm in like the epilogue. I'm in the like the Danie moans, but where it's like,

it's mostly open, open, the sign is passages, but occasionally like a snot alien gets in there and a little snot alien mouth comes out, the snot alien and it's like, reeee, you're stuck now. Cuddled it. Yeah, it's like the end of the book where you it's about to be over and then it's like wait there's a whole other book about the snog finishing coming out.

It's not origin story and it's like oh look this was about Jan here but now we're reading a book about Jan here. It's not it's called wide snog sassos see. Smotlian. It's called wide snot sassocy. Snot lean. Aliens versus snot at her. How do we eat this? I mean, Megan not knowing how to either talk or sell it is probably my favorite thing other than the Snot Monster sequel to your life. So Lydia is like, guys, I just wanted to come see if you wanted to have a little girl's

trip. And then they show the clip that we just saw 10 minutes ago for a telling Doug. I'm taking the girls. Am I an idiot? He's like, no, represent Nobleman well. As if Nobleman is going to have distribution in Iceland, please. So, yeah, so she invites everyone and it's like yay Iceland ice and a peck is like what is this Iceland? What what is this is this with Ben and Jerry?

Islamo That's ice cream pay and the speed of which I'll have some more of that. We didn't even get to the ice cream yet How'd you get that tub in front of you? It was in my pocket. It's my aura. It's not real. It's just an aura. We can all read it all.

It's like, look, you read my aura. I'm eating mine now. They also kept using that record scratch thing. They used it like four times in the sepacet. I was in when he said Iceland. When is this Iceland? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr or all day time. so they're like yeah sure yeah yeah let call them because we're contractly obligated that they be on the vacation with us yeah call them you know this is the first look yeah this is the first look we're standing does the smile then the sad looks she's like oh well I thought this was gonna be

a fun dinner party in her it's like her green bean automatically wilts for her huh me and this green bean got a lot in common. Who? The lies of green bean killed by Vicky Gowmills. Have you killed the green bean? Harkovirth. So, so what do you call Vicky and Kelly?

And it's like, hey you want to go to Iceland? I was like, woohoo! I want to go to Iceland. Because he's like, yeah, okay. Okay. Woohoo, hoo-woo. Can they hear broken hearts in Iceland? Do they know how to bend a broken heart? Nice.

Do they? And then they do another record coffee shop with all the teenagers. Yes. You don't deserve my time. You don't deserve my energy. Adia don't deserve me. That's what Tamers comes out. And then I didn't write it down,

but I didn't realize last time that Vika just laughs at her face because, oh, King Will, there you go. go good one have a good walk out the cup shot there you go so Kelly once I hang up Kelly's like come on Vicki I find it's gonna be the jam Vicki really come on it's just the company and I said this Vicki be I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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Crazy Tom back. So because like, okay, I guess I'll go. I'll dust off my swat and dress. Yeah, because Kelly guilted her. She's like, I'm a Marine. I will never leave a man behind. Unless they're terrorists, they're like, scourge the earth. Where they see or whatever

Tell me so now be back at dinner. It's like have fun time to start a bowl. Nothing go wrong now I or is our balance in many colors Ha ha ha and then Peggy's like I need to talk about something Yeah, suddenly Peggy knows figures of speech. She's like full of them now. She's like, something is on my mind. I want to lay it on the table because I don't want to Papa, do you know what I mean? It's been a butter jelly time, been a butter jelly time, been a butter jelly time. How about I could have told you that? So, um, the bag is like Shannon, I text you on phone and I call you through phone. And you never call back, so I want to know what's going on.

Tell me what's up? What's going on what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? So then Shannon immediately goes to attend and starts waving her hands around it doing this little dance. She's like oh, well and starts waving her hands around and doing this little dance. He's like, oh, well, I am still perplexed about what happened. I spoke to David, and I said, did you grilt to go in any way? And he said, no dear, to be honest, I was confused. And out of kindness, he asked questions to understand, which is what you do when you're not understanding something.

And you want to help somebody. You say, you've been run over. Do you need help? He was you want to help somebody you say you've been run over? Do you need help? He was just trying to help! And her voice is all quivering you know because she sort of wants to scream and she wants to cry all at once. Peggy? My husband? Out of kindness. He was asking questions because he was trying to understand.

He knew nothing about it. I don't know why I was brought into it. I just, I just, I just, I just was concerned. And, you know, there's a Spartan race and he was running and, oh, he saw all the fumes he needed his carbs. And he didn't know. He was gonna try to recommend his, his, his, his, his, he had a clinic at Switzerland. That's all. He didn't know. He didn't know. And he's like, are you done? Thank you. The way to start a fight with anybody. Are you done?

Are you done? She has like, how do you talk? Oh! And thank you guys, so you are upset. Well, what I want to know, what I want to know, and her hands are waving and making circles again. She's like, what pot are you trying to suck? What's pot are you trying to start? And Peggy goes, my feeling pot.

And then he's like, pot, my mom does pot. I don't approve, but hey, I'll stay at this party anyway. There's no track queens all their boo You put up a video of Shannon saying What kind of pot are you trying to start and I couldn't tell if she was like flagging in an airplane onto the tarmac or Creating her new Beyonce dance, but it was amazing those hand movements. It was like this was some, I don't know if it was like twire or a tharp or just like this Beyonce, like single ladies but not it's like confused ladies, all the confused ladies, all the confused ladies, all the offended ladies, all the offended ladies put your hands waving, stir the pot.

If you like to finish the air the pot. If you like to hear the talk to David first instead of me. She's like listen here surfboard. Surfboard. What is this grinding on wood? What is this lemonade? How could you be drunk in love? You can't drink love. I don't get it. G again, all Shannon had to say was, well, I'm sorry that he asked questions. He meant nothing by it.

And sorry we got, you know, sorry there was some confusion, but she's just having a conneptian fit. And by the way, it's loving it because Dika was like, listen, if you want to sit on this show, you've got to fight with someone, do it with Shannon, she's crazy. So Peggy's like, okay, I will sit there. What should I say?

He's like, do that thing. What do you say? Are you done? Are you done? People hate that. Okay, I'll do it. Are you done? Are you like my phone when making calls?

Just done. The Trump of legend I done. So Shannon is like, I'm feeling spot! And Peggy's like Yutoro's your husband? Has he ever lied to you about anything else? Shannon's like

Oh my, everyone's Jaws just hit the floor and Shannon's like WHAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Her hands are like doing a full like single ladies dance now like she's doing a little single ladies jazz hands sparky plastry She's like doing a backwards bed mama sports car to like what is happening to her? Why is she doing a little bird with her hands now? It's flying away my rage is flying away from my body right now Not even go there. Don't give it go there Peggy Do not go there Peggy. Do not go there Peggy.

And Peggy is like, what? I don't know anything. And she goes, yes you do. So do not go there. She's like, my question is, are you done? No, no I'm not. The only thing I'm done with are the 40 to 15 negative thoughts I have a day about David and the affair, but don't worry because we're so happy. Happy!

And then Peggy, you know, Peggy really is an asshole and it makes me mad, I'm not mad, sad that she had such a sympathetic storyline coming into this because Peggy really could have soared as just the biggest asshole on this show. Yeah, because of course she knows why she shouldn't say something like that. She says it on purpose and then she tells us clearly I struck a nerve by saying, do you trust your husband? Like God forbid. Yeah, you ask if you trust your husband. I think most people would have a nerve stroke if someone asks that. It is a pretty rude question, although it's understandable.

And Shannon though, I think reason why Shannon had a nerve stroke was because Shannon goes, I told you, so do not go there. So Shannon apparently told Peggy about the situation, like her issues with David. So that's why she's so mad. Yes, fucking Peggy. And then Peggy is like can I speak? Can I speak? How do you done? How do you done?

I want to make sure. It's an in Lydia now is like, okay I'm gonna jump in here. She's like Shannon you just talk for 30 minutes. And then Shannon just looks at her like, just talk for 30 minutes. And then Shannon just looks at her like, hmm, this one now. She's, well don't mad dog me, let her speak. She's, oh, wow. I did not mad dog you, Lydia.

And let me make it clear to you that the two did, you not know me. And then Lydia goes,, oh here we go. She goes, do not tell me that I did something I didn't do. That's my hot button. And she goes, well, when you get like this, it's my hot button. And then Shannon's like, oh my god, someone else has a hot button. What do I say?

What do I say? Megan's like, guys, I still don't know how to eat this as daudable. So... By the way, what does it mean to mad dogs, someone? You're giving them a dirty look, like you're giving them that bad dog. Oh, because I just thought it was hilarious that one, Sharishah, was like, Ha, ha, ha! I am not trying to mad dog you, Lydia! I just thought it was funny the idea of the words mad dog coming out of Sharishah

in all, like, deep sincerity. of the words mad dog coming out of Shannon in all like deep sincerity Hey, not mad dog in anyone. The other one I mad dogging is a spurn race organization Meg's like all crime dog you don't need a crime dog you know Take a bite out of crime, but not this is not a bowl. It's too hard How do they make post-out of to start is How do they make positive to start us? Sam is like, you don't know me. And Sam is like, you are hung up on petty things, Sam. Just with them top backs.

And Peggy is like, listen, I could be rude right now about this and tell you, honey, it's none of your business. I'm like, you are being rude. Just screaming, are you done over and over again? Not that you're really wrong. And Sam is like, wow, then why did he bring it up to my husband? He didn't, he was talking and your husband button, he button. Now, may I stick forward to can you?

Are you done? Ah, since what did you learn stains? Yeah, because Shannon's now, she's starting to cry. She's like, Lydia, I haven't upset him. I have a right to be upset, Lydia. I have a right. And so Peggy's like, well, you know, like sort of what you just said. Diko is talking to, Diko is talking to Dog and David bought in and she's like, well then

Diko should have asked David to leave. Peggy's like, well Diko isn't rude like that. And so now, so, Channels now Applications and so so now Megan's are to get annoyed because Peggy is Peggy is trying to explain the situation and like Megan's like taking a long time Can you like hold up take it like 30 minutes for you to explain yourself Peggy? And yeah, the channa just starts losing it. She's like, yeah, it's like I was point-sided. You know what? You know what was important here? Who cares about your feeling and your husband feeling?

I'm lucky to not be in the chemo. Let's talk about that. And then it's like me? Everyone stops because you can't fight with chemo. Well, you know what I mean? Well, I like everyone's just like, oh shit. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I mean well I like everyone cuz like oh shit I know I've been given a hot button and a chemo great I have nothing to say Hey man talk well what I liked was that eventually both women realized they were fighting about a situation that they both were not there for which is hilarious

no one seems to be acknowledging the fact that Diko wasn't trying to start shit with Shannon and he wasn't trying to come for David he was basically saying listen I felt a certain sort of way, and then I spoke to Peggy, and then she got upset, and I realized I had started something. So I'm here to apologize to you. I'm sorry that I created a thing. And Seb Shannin be like, like, oh, like, oh, okay.

Well, maybe you should talk to David about it, or like, yeah, like, maybe in the future, you know, talk to David first, whatever. Shannin' like, ah, why are you dragging me into it? So now it's become this whole thing. And so Peggy is just like, all right, I'm done with this. I'm pulling cancer card. I'm not going to chemo. Let's talk about that. Yes, so Shannon does, you know, what she does. She's like, well, I'm furious and could possibly pee right now, so I will be back!

So she goes to the bathroom and a tamer follow-through. She's like see a patch i'm gonna pay okay something we hear uh... we hear tamer peeing and shan is like well it's just anger making it anger making this one it is and it is like are they and it a plate and i fucking plate i was gonna throw that plate and say it's not my fucking plate but it was my fucking plate

it was was to do plate it was what am I supposed to do it change your making sure what am I supposed to throw it to a saddle ball to perfectly a dissadabull I'm not taking it out on the testino ball it's perfectly good chef damn middle lovely to saddle ball and I was halfway done with it I'm not gonna waste that pork pork mega doesn't even know what to do with it she thinks it's a leaf and then we've got Megan sitting over therega doesn't even know what to do with it. She thinks it's a leaf And then we've got Megan sitting over there who doesn't know what a taco salad is. I mean Jesus

You want to talk about a bad dog. It's me watching Megan navigating her way through to Stadibol Got a mad dog about that. I don't think he's a mad dog Archie who's at home not with the to Stadibol Okay, now that's who's mad You know who's a mad dog being when I got through that door I had to walk to my heel down that hallway my heels not easy so then she's still kind of freaking out she's like David was probably just trying to help her find a good cancer doctor like we helped Brooks remember when we called all those doctors and said have you ever seen Brex you just like you're just trying to get the surgeon general on the phone

trying to help out that's all the phone, trying to help out. That's all. The Cedar Sinai, it's long-gettering. In fact, the table, Peggy's like, I'm leaving because she left. She started it, and now I'm finishing it. And Levy is like, yeah, we're going to go. And Tevra comes out of the bathroom, and she's like,

sorry, it's Jessica Sparrow gets in the eyebatch. Yeah, because Levy goes over to the bathroom, and that's what, yeah, it's not like a sparing us in their batch. Yeah, because Lydia goes over to the bathroom and that's what, yeah, that's Tamra's telling it to Lydia, yeah. Now this is one little time where I guess Tamra makes sense later, but I'm not buying Tamra later. But she's like, I'm confused because she has to set one thing about David, like, I don't get it. Like, what is this fight even about?

And then Tamra comes out and she's like, we have good cancer doctors. And Lydia goes, Lydia Lydia goes I agree with that okay so they're Lydia bringing Chan and bath the table and Lydia's like I feel like she's calm and ready to speak it she has like oh don't say I'm calm and I'm ready to speak I'm calm I'm home fucking bullshit yes yes she storms out of my fucking post and I have Oh, fuck it, bullshit. Yes. Yes, he storms off. Fucking bullshit. I have copped.

And Lydia's like, Clayton, Mystic, McKayla, see a crushing aura, which I didn't approve of psychically, but it's a mess. So Peggy and Shannon get in the car. Wait, no, Peggy and Shannon. Yeah, Peggy and Shannon go talk alone off to the side. And Shannon's like, how many times do I have to tell you, my husband does not like to grill.

She's like are you there's a lot of like are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah well that's this is where Peggy is set of fighting she's just gonna keep she's gonna say are you okay? Are you going crazy right now? Um, which is not the technique. I just have to do the technique. So then Shannon's like, Peggy, I have been nothing but caring for you. I have been helpful to you. I have been supportive. I never do your plate.

Not once. Not once. I've supported both colors of your car. I've been a great, great friend. So Peggy's like, hmm, what should I do next? Oh, I know. I cry And then Shana's like, wait, are you okay? What's going on? She's like, no, I cannot talk about this She's like, what's happening here? What is going on? I have been nothing, but there for you Peggy

Like which part was that? Was it the part of the restaurant where you were telling ever when you were suggesting that she's... Her camera's on her can't show that up. If he on her can't show story. Yeah, yeah. It's the chance I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't...

I... So Peggy's... Peggy now is like ungluing. So now Shannon's fully like okay This is so she's like I don't know what's happening. I thought I was here for to start a bowl at an horror reading and now I'm being attacked for like stirring shit up with David and now I'm making Peggy cry and now like I'm somehow like Spreading bad cancer stuff bad cancer to do around her. I didn't do it. What's going on? She like can't process all this stuff Yeah, well, it's a lot my god I can't std you around her. I had a do it there. What's going on? She like can't process all this stuff. Yeah.

Well, it's a lot. My god. Right. It is a lot. It isn't wrong. No. No. This is too much for her.

They have to be gentler to our dear Shannon. Yeah. She's just starting to lose it. And she said at one point, she's like, I am sick of being the one that everyone's trying to make into the fucking asshole. And Tamara's like, stop acting like one being the one that everyone's trying to make into the fucking asshole and tamers like stop acting like one Well nobody stuck up from me. It was just me against

Piggy and she's like standing in the garage for some reason She's just like she managed to like cover a lot of territory in this house like every time she says a line She's in a new room and she's like at one point She then darts across the room and tamers going after her and Shannon's like at one point she then darts across the room and Tamer's going after her and Shannon's like And I was like now Now Shannon I hate to say this. I know this is your least favorite thing to ever hear and I'm not doing it to be mean But your freak out right now is very Vicki Gunnelson. It's very Vicki. Oh my god. She would kill you if she was that's not to be mean i'm just saying like you know some perspective um because when she said i don't want to talk to

anyone i'm done that's like a full on vicki gumballson line well i see what she saying because people do keep track and the coming for her but she's just losing it's like all these fights are because she's just losing her temper over silly things and she's taking everything so crazy personally. And she's just, she's like, how many people are going to try and paint me as crazy? It's like, you, you are painting yourself as crazy, okay? These are the dumbest fights I've ever heard.

Well, yeah. And she's like, I wear my heart on my sleeve. And Tamer's like, stop, because leave this. Cut out your shoulders. Like, how long do you have to live here before you learn? It's disgusting. Don't have a heart on your sleeve. It's like stop because sleeveless cut at your shoulders like how long do you have to live here before you learn? It's disgusting don't have a heart on your sleeve. It's bloody No, I mean it's a I Mean you know Shannon definitely has to learn not to take so many things personally

It's that way she's like you know when when Peggy says these things She doesn't think like it's a personal attack But she's in a sensitive place as everyone says later. She's in like a sensitive emotional place and like anything is gonna set her off and she's just at a table with personalities that are going to aggravate her mental state. You have Lydia who's just like, which is like the last sort of vibe you want to hear when you're sensitive and you have Peggy who just has no emotion and so that you'll automatically read that as cold when you're feeling sensitive.

So it's just like a cluster of things for Shannon and she just can't get out of her own way. Yeah, I just love her. She's basically just losing it. I went someone accused of me, half-crow of faith that I didn't do. I was like, this is missing a big straw hat. That's what this is missing this fight. I know you're doing it. Don't end stuck up for me.

No one, no one, no one. I can't wait to see you in the chat. Excuse me, I stuck up for you. No, you didn't. When did you stick up for her? You were the one to tell her you were telling her to shut up at the table. Now granted, that's why I put a little place card on that because she did say later like I don't get it like what about

David So while Lydia's comforting Peggy Peggy's gone out to the car and Lydia's comforting her out there and At me while inside Shannon's doing this thing like you were saying about everyone's calling me crazy and Shannon's like when someone Accuses me of doing something evil and nasty she She starts screaming and Megan's like, but you weren't accused. No one accused you. Even I know that and I can't even figure out a tostada bowl. Yeah, Megan's like, you wouldn't stop talking. Yeah, so I can't.

You wouldn't stop. I still don't know how to work this tostada thing. No one will teach me because you won't stop talking hashtag justice, bro. So there's still like yelling about all this stuff and Megan goes, guys, if this baby wakes up, I'm gonna kill you both. Like this will look like nothing compared to what I'm gonna bring. Everyone's like, uh-huh, anyway. It's my nature! Just keeps yelling. So then everything changes suddenly and Shannon's like, well, Chef David, thank you so much.

Mystic Michaela, what a lovely girl. Love your shoulders. Thanks for showing those off. What a wonderful mic. Thank you so much for having me. Really, I mean it. I do. Bonjour. And then Mystic Michaela's like, your friends are great. So the next day we get to Shannon and Tamara. And now we're at Tamara's house. And Tamara is just not having it. Okay. So far in this episode, she's throwing her cell phone at a glitter pillow and said, fuck you about Shannon.

Almost turned on her at the party. And now we're at her house. And they're having this awkward small talk where Shannon's like, whoa, wow, flowers, how pretty. Oh, oh, is that enough boxes in your house? and that were at her house and they're having this awkward small talk where Shannon's like whoa wow Flowers how pretty oh Oh, is that a foxes in your house? Whoa is that a new flirt? Lee you have up there. Oh, it's has diva on it. That's original. That's great camera Oh, you know what I love about your apartment that you have wallpaper wow

Great good for you, Tamara So Tamara's like, great batch news, batch. Sydney texted me. I should invite him into the hard graduation. So she's like, all excited, which is a very happy moment because I do think this whole situation with her daughter is very sad. So I was actually happy for Tamara,

but then it was sort of awkward because we, as anyone who's following the show in the press knows that Sydney hates her mom again, even more than before. So poor Tamra is like all excited. She was like, see, Jesus told me if I was patient, she would come back to me. And it all works out in the end.

Everything's fixed. Life is wonderful. I'm like, oh, yeah. Poor Tamra. Well, and also because the reason supposedly, this is what we hear from blogs. We don't know anything inside. But supposedly the reason that the daughter is so mad is

because all she wants tamara to do is stop talking about around the show stop bringing her up on the show stop using her for a storyline and tamara will not stop it's like the second the daughter reaches out and says okay you can come she's like my dad said I could come come. Yeah, Jesus. It's like oh my God. I'm not Jesus Christ So so Tamra basically uses this as a jumping off point to console Shannon She's like I guess what I've learned is that like if you're a patient everything will work out So like you and David like it's gonna work out

So now Shannon starts to get sad about David and she's saying how she's been thinking about the affair more and sad about David and she's saying how she's been thinking about the affair more uh... and how she's been feeling lonely and things seem like they were so good last year but now they're bad again and and you know tamro you know tamar's correct as she says she's like yeah i can talk that y'all unhappy and lonely because it's come out in strange weird ways and then we see a montage of shenan losing your shit over stupid stuff and then one of tamra, because Tamra's like,

well, you know what I learned, all of my terrible personality flaws were because of a man, and me getting over him, and Tamra gets her own montage, and it's screaming at Gina and throwing wine. And then Gina, like, storming off like, okay, you got me with that wine, I guess I'm gonna leave now. And her gay being like,

that's why you're getting divorced. And Thros has wine at her. Yeah. Which, you know, it's all very convenient to just sweep that under right. Like, I was stressed. What? I was just stressed out that.

So, Shannon, this was sad. It was very sad. Well, this can affect my happiness. Now what's gonna affect my happiness? It's a career, healthy eating. Yay restaurant, happy hour, happy hour menus. But my heart did break for Shannon because she's sitting there saying,

how basically she and David are just roommates. And I just, I feel bad. I feel like, you know, as much as we talk, you know, all this shit about Shannon, we make fun of her, like, history on our reactions to everything you know for me I love Shannon. She's always been one of my favorites I'm not I haven't really you know I feel like she has had some faults this season that I haven't been like on board with but I still love her and I

I don't know I feel so bad that she's stuck in this situation with her husband and I think that's always been her appeal is that she She has like very real stuff going on and she's very vulnerable and she allows us to see that so there are husband and I think that's always been her appeal is that she she has like very real stuff going on and she's very vulnerable and she allows us to see that so I felt so bad when she was saying this stuff even though we all I mean I feel bad I like Shannon is a I love Shannon being on the show and I hope she stays on the show but part of it is just having an opinion on everything that's going on I mean Shannon, Shannon, yes, of course, she's gone through a lot of shit with David,

and David seems like a total dick-wad. So, you know, I'm in the leave, David Camp myself. But we also see Shannon just having a fit over the tiniest things and going into history on X, and it's not like it's the first time, it's every season, which granted it, every season this stuff has been going on with David as well. But yeah, I mean these shows

It's like you got to love them and not love them at times because when they really put all their shit out there They put all their shit out and god knows she does Or shit, I mean you know it's like every time Shannon truly loses her shit those like the only good episodes at least this season You know, so yeah, she does lose it over stupid shit, but it's always hilarious and like great for us. Yeah, like I think it's hilarious this season. People can change so quickly on the fan train, you know. Like last year, everyone hated Kelly, and this year, everyone loves Kelly, because Kelly is for the most part staying sober and not fighting with people. Exactly. But then what does that bring? You know, it's like they like her now they're not complaining about her but it's way less fights for the show exactly and

also uh... you know vicki has been sort of like new to right because no one's really shooting with her she's been stuck in these boring corners of every episode and people forget that when vicki loses her shit how deeply entertaining that is you know that entire screen montage they have to put that in there because we're not getting her because we're not getting her screaming we're not getting her screaming because she's barely in any scenes and when she screams she is like it's just so great when she loses her shit

and um you know it's kind of funny because these people are real people and I would never tell anyone to become friends with Vicki because she did she has done horrible things and has spread horrible rumors and like why would anyone be friends with that? But you are also on a TV show and part of being on a TV show is you have to like, you have to like make a good TV show and that's what's funny about reality TV, you want it to be authentic but you also want it to be entertaining. And at this point I say follow the Lisa Rina lead, swallow your pride and fake it till you make it. You think Lisa Rina wants to hang out with Lisa Vanderbump? Hell no, but she's like,

I know it makes good TV. So I'm going to do it. And these ladies have to welcome Vicki back into the fold. I'm sorry to be the bear bearer bad news, but Well, the rumor there is Vicki's out. I mean, Vicki's pretty much screwed now because it's not only that they're refusing to film with Vicki. She's refusing to film with them too. She had a really awkward watch for happens, which I just read about, but where Andy's just apparently giving her shit the entire time, and she's getting bad because she didn't get to sit in the center chair because Rita Wilson did instead. And he was like, well, you know, people are leaving you out of shooting

or something. And she's like, Oh, no, I've the what, you know, because they all want to be advice. It's like, Oh, my God, Vicki, I would like they want to be in my group. It's that that I would be a big group. They would be a by group. It's like, Oh, you're a sonarotic. She's just becoming such a huge pain in the ass that it's going to work. And I don't think it's only the other people are icing her out. It's that she's doing it to and she won't you're right. You're right. And you know what she's saying. And it's a pain in the ass to deal with our production and so she's she'll probably

yeah she'll get the boot back. I feel like she won't be a permanent boot. I don't think it'll be a permanent boot. I think she'll come back because she's still Vicki. Why? I hope not because Vicki is an I mean Vicki has done some of the most disgusting things I've ever seen on TV, but God, she makes me laugh. Like, that's another example. It's like, it's not really about love or hate. It's like,

she's really good for this show, I think. I think so too, and I hope they're able to figure it out, get this cast chemistry back again. I mean, there's obviously, obviously they're capable of it, because tonight's episode is really funny, and it's not even over yet because now we have like the day new month of the episode, which is everyone packing for Iceland and Vicky's packing. She's like, is there a place to whoop it up there? Is there a volcano where I can whoop it up? Is that a spa? Whoop. How do you say whoop in Bjork? Is there is there is led lays? Do they have to have guacable in ice-led?

How do you say on the lays in Iceland? So Kelly meanwhile she's thinking about wearing a fur and Bobby's like, huh? Well, sorry, I started shouting I said, whoa who knows it who knows if it's fur. You don't have to say it's fur. Just it's big. Oh God. She is so funny God Kelly just wear whatever you want you then don't got to know it's fair You tell them it's just tell them it's only me flee so they know and Kelly's like I'm gonna say I'm a pita Which I didn't understand what that meant. Did you? Pita is in people for the ethical treatment of animals. Yeah, but she said, oh, well he said I'm going to have a pita. People eating tasty animals.

Yeah, people eating tasty animals. I'm like, good luck on the internet now. I did actually find it funny that there was like a celebrity willing to just like laugh at Peter. I'm not saying I laugh at Peter, but so many celebrities like, pita, if you like you have to like, because like the moment you get on Pita's bad side, it's like, oh no. So I thought it was funny, it's just like, fuck Pita.

I know. Such a delicious bread turning against you at any, I almost went to, you know, Pita, remember, what's the, what's in that place that you took me to that I now love Pita, Pita Grill. I must went on Sunday and I thought of you and I was like, I can't go without Ronnie. Oh God, I love Peter grill. I must went on Sunday and I thought of you and I was like I can't go without Ronnie Oh God, I love that place. I must order from them the other day, but they're so expensive to order from So anyway, so now Shannon's packing and Dave is just like totally disinterested He's just munching away on chips and then like her biggest pet peeve ever is him just standing there eating chips and not saying anything I know and she I forget I don't even remember what she's asked.

She's like, I don't even know how I'm gonna fit everything. I'm like, these two jackets alone fill up the whole suitcase. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, can eat those baked lays right in front of me again and they throw a flashback the first thing asking him about something else and he's just like staring bacon Lee wondering about his next life decision how are you gonna remember to bring more than two bottles of wine for our dinner party tonight I just wrote chip triggered I I love chip triggering. It's so funny. And he goes dear, well, maybe you don't have to pack that much. Do they have stores in Iceland? And she goes, no, you go to the market and you trade loads, David. How did you do? And another thing, David, how do you think I'm gonna get all that fucking new clothes my son back to LA you stupid fucking idiot David

I mean I'm sitting there staring at each other deadpan while he chees those fucking ships that shit was good That was gold so duck and Lydia's like So over Peggy and Dekas Peggy is like, oh, Ricardo. She's like working at a sushi restaurant or something. Let's have a fun spontaneous moment, Diko. I like when she looks at her suitcase and it has nothing at it and she goes, it looks too empty. Because there's nothing in it.

Because it is empty. So Diko's like, I'm going to get in the suitcase! And then basically pulling a tailor. Yeah, they're being like, excuse me, burps. They're just being like hilarious and wacky. And then like, go go go go. I think Coco comes in. And then they're just like all talking and then Peggy starts kissing Coco, because he's just so adorable and cute.

She's like, go go go go go. No ball in the house, but many kisses, go, go, many, many kisses. And then of course, whatever kid wants to hear their mom's drama with some random friend that they don't care about. She's like, well, I'm excited for rice, I need to put not excited for Shannon. And then the kid goes, what you got beef and coca's like, beef. Yeah, yeah, Peggy, Peggy says she has a beef with Shannon and he

who goes he's like real beef? What is beef? Real beef? Hamburger beef or steak beef? I want beef and she's like Oh, goodbye, it's really by something. Oh that's right, I have to remember I don't know these phrases. What is beef?

Coco, stop stealing line. What is beef? You don't know these phrases. What is beef Coco? Stop stealing line. What is beef? You don't know these phrases What is the big house? Coco no beef in house Where is the beef? Who is this Wendy and where is her beef? Oh, you don't understand these phrases Mommy are you gonna have a barbecue with Shannon with him, Shannon? Because you guys put that beef mommy.

Go go watch barbecue with our beef, Shannon. Ha! That's interesting. Yeah, it's gonna be a soul beef. So at the airport, Megan's like, I brought the asspin. It's me. Hey, look, it's me, Megan. I have the asspin and my nanny because I have to press feed. And Vicki's like, ha, really? Really? Oh, God. Oh, ha.

Muah. Muah. Muah. Muah. Um. And then they basically just get on the plane and go right. Vicki sits in some champagne that Kelly spilled on her seat and then cracks Kelly up probably for the entire 20 something hour flight to Ireland. Kelly's like, Hey, remember when he's when I spilled champagne

and he's in your seat, I sat and you sat in it. She probably said it just like that too. Hey, look at you know, she's like, hey, got something on your shirt. Trick, yeah. Trick, yeah. Yeah, Kelly's going to walk behind people the whole time kicking them and they're like from their side. You're like, who kicked you? I don't know. I don't see it.

I love that when they're like next week and they show them an Iceland and Channe goes, where an Iceland? Well thanks for the narration editors. But where in Iceland? But the video Lydia is cranky again. I mean I love cranky Lydia. I don't know why she waited all season to start being cranky.

This is what we wanted. She like throws a menu at Shannon. And Shannon basically acts like she's been shot in the stomach. Oh, she's doing a menu at me. Lydia is basically taking out whatever mommy issues she has. Lydia acts like a teenage girl around Shad and she's just like, she's cranky and insolent and like, oh, whatever, which normally is really annoying, but it's like what this show needs right now, so I'm supportive of it.

Yeah, and Shad is like, wow, wow, I'm sorry for drawing to me the best mother I could give me a little credit watch. I heard you speech before Shining. If we don't bring at least one 80s or 90s movie into every scene. At the same exact movies every time too. At the same exact line at the time. So dish big business. I will occasionally try to bring some big business into an up big business.

Bullets have a broad way. I also enjoy doing that. Who is he? Who is he? Who is he? You know, I love, in my head, I do it all the time, the moment when, after, they're like first rehearsal with Olive and Diane Wheeze-Hellinson Claire and and what's his face are like sitting at a bar and they're just

like having idle talk and like so is love of dance who is she I mean who is she I know that was a long way to go for that setup but it's like important that people understand the reference because I want to start using it a lot in this podcast. Jon! Jon! All right, well that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Ones County, Dona Bane. You know, it certainly does. It certainly do. Well everybody, thank you so much for being with us today.

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