Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking

Episode Date: November 8, 2017

Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Today Is gonna be an interesting episode I think because I am recording from my new apartment and my... excuse me, I have like a little bit of a cough today from overexerting myself with physical fitness. I didn't get Ronnie's plague. Excuse me. But, sorry, this is a really charming way to start a podcast. But I'm in my new like... I'm in my new space where I'm going to be recording the podcast, so we're going to be hearing different ambient sounds. And there's nothing in this room, so it's a little echoey.

So just bear with it for now. It should be an interesting learning curve and experience. Also I believe some movers will be coming at some point in the middle of this podcast, as well as some maintenance men. So it's going to be like a whole circus essentially. Yeah. We're basically a mess this week. A huge mess.

But you know what though? I am using the internet. And the reason why is because yesterday, I was so furious about that situation with AT&T where they messed up my installation twice and made me wait all this time. I went crazy. I called up up spectrum at like 6.30 p.m. And I was like can you guys get my internet up sooner than Thursday because AT&T's saying Thursday is the Soonest and the spectrum is like yeah, let me look like

They're like okay, it's up and running and Then I was like well, that's great. I don't have the cabling to get my modem to the wall They're like okay. We'll send someone out tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. So by 9 a.m. I was up and running. So there you go, AT&T sucks. And then AT&T had the balls to send a technician at 9.30 p.m. to my old address, even though I already canceled AT&T. I was like, you fuckers, I don't even have a appointment scheduled for today,

even if I hadn't canceled it. Oh my god, all these companies need to go to a housewives reunion and realize it is. It's all about the communication. It is how you say it is the vernacular AT&T. AT&T is the words. It is the words you use. It is the words you use. Well, I'll tell you one thing.

I did not feel safe around the AT&T technician. He's like, I didn't bring my tools, but I've got my hands. They're just hands. Look they work Well This hands is like a dialet modem, but we're not here to talk Dallas. We're here today to talk Orange County But we're not here to talk Dallas. We're here today to talk Orange County Yay Orange County now. I don't know what the hell I was talking about yesterday when I was like There's still like eight months left of Orange County. We're only on episode 13. It was episode 18. Was it really? I Think that's what I saw in the TV guide. I'm gonna make wow time. I'm like losing time at this point in the podcast

It makes it makes sense because they were like next week on the season finale of Orange County, so I know I'm blacking out. I'm like you guys I hope that Alexis is good in the reunion. Yeah, hello. Yeah So well, you know what you know, there's Orange County is wrapping up, but I feel like the past few episodes in Iceland have been really quite enjoyable. Yeah, I've been really enjoying it. I was laughing my ass off yesterday. Oh my God, it took me about an hour and a half to get through the episode because it kept pausing, and either taking notes or laughing or making gifts.

Yeah, and I feel like they were daring us to laugh because they're like, look, let's play some really depressing, Anya music. That makes you want to cry while funny things are happening. I'm not sure what the music choices were, but I was liking it. I'm not sure what any of the choices have been on Orange County this season. They went in a weird direction from the way they do the, like, the, for the music cues to the way they transition between scenes, but, but, and also, like, the, for the music cues, to the way they transition between scenes but, and also, like, the casting.

But, you know, they sort of, like, worked it out at the end, you know, sort of stumbling to the finish line, but, you know, it's been, like, you know, they've, they've, like, added in, like, an extra dose of ridiculous fights in Iceland, and that's all I can ask for sometimes. Yeah, when you're in doubt, learn from Orange County, and just bring in about 25, 45-year-old bald dudes

and bad sweaters. And have them sing some hymns, it seems to work. Well, the Orange County people, the producers, seem to be resistant to something that Beverly Hills and New York City have caught on to, and maybe even New Jersey to some degree. Have these ladies go on as many trips as possible. Don't wait till the end to send them all to Iceland.

Do a few like mid-season trips. I mean, New York, they go to the Adorondacks, I mean the Berkshires, you know, and that's the most, some of the most iconic episodes the past few years have taken place in the Berkshires. Beverly Hills, they go to Mexico mid-season, sometimes they'll go to Paris, or Spain, you know. Yeah, I get these bitches locked in the house together Exactly when all else fails force them on a vacation together and Shit just works. It always works And just one more warning one more pre-excuse

I am still a little sick so I was like I'm gonna take my day well and drink some night well So if I sound like drunk and deaf at the same time that's why. Attention to detail may not be your strong suit this week. Warning okay let's do it. Let's do it. So the episode opens with the most exciting way it possibly could peggy walking in a room, feeling a little cold and having those nipples. What is wrong with Peggy? Okay, if Peggy doesn't drink, what does Peggy do?

Because she's just, she's on something. I don't know if it's just misery or if her brain is swollen from all the English phrases she's been learning. But she's got some issues this week. I'm not sure, but I loved every bit of it. Peggy finally broke, which is great. I appreciate a broken Peggy. She was basically to range this episode. And so anyone who can't remember from last episode, there was this big drunk

and, you know, moment late at night. And Peg, and Peggy thought the woman were all laughing at her, especially because Kelly had made this comment about, I'm going to have your daddy call my daddy or something like that. And Kelly, sorry, Peggy took that very literally because her dad had died. So Peggy is in a very sensitive place. Peggy is showing us what it's like when you move to a place and you don't completely immerse yourself in the English or the language of that place. Yeah.

You remember when Yolanda on Beverly Hills got in all that trouble because she was telling her workmen, you are in America, you learnt English. This is how we talk in America and people were like, that is so racist, Yolanda. Well you know, when you don't know it, it hurts your feelings because there's so many phrases. Yeah, there are so many phrases, which we'll get to later, that people say in America that sound very violent. If you are really used to them, you know, yeah. And it goes both ways. Like, for instance, on Friday, my husband beats me. It's a joke. It's a joke

So this episode It's a joke. Coco You by the way, there are all these billboards up suddenly for this new movie out called Coco and I like I just cannot stop hearing Peggy's boy Coco, I know every time I see that I'm like you spelled Coco wrong guys. Yeah get us together pixel or Pixar whatever you are. Coco is supposed to be significantly more adorable than these posters are indicating so can we fix that? I know just make it Coco just bouncing on the house. Foulsky ball and we get belly belly dancers for the first time. Wow. And asking where's the beef. Or what was that thing he did that he got so excited on Easter with like Diko's like he like broken egg he's like, I love coke. This is so

Armenian having eggs since we break on Easter we have the first person to die an egg. So it's 6.26 pm in Iceland because the producers have decided to add timestamps to add a sense of urgency to basically a non-urgent episode But a hilarious one nonetheless and so Peggy goes to Lydia's room and You know she has that look like she's been crying for hours and hours and she's like you have food you have food I have a need since yesterday morning your food. It's cold in here. I just woke up. You have to understand. I'm like you have to understand what? Did you close window? I called I hung the it's like okay victim yeah you've been in your room all day come out needing all this shit she's like actually she just survived a like a train derailing and they can you know it's like all you did was sleep all day and I like that it was the scene with the two people talking about being so

Christian all the time because, um, you know, I mentioned my Mimma a lot on this show and how Christian she is. And she's so Christian, she speaks in tongues, you know, like her. My mom will both have I told you that before. Maybe. And it's not even like at, uh, deep, dark times. It'll be like during dinner prayer, you know, like, dear Lord, please. And she's over there like, and then my mom will talk, but she speaks like in a different language tongues.

Uh-huh. And I've always found that funny, but the music that opened this was, tikata, tikata, tikata, tikata, tikata. And I was like, uh-oh, religion. Yeah. Here are come some Icelandic tongues. It's like Mimas thanking God for her tang right now. I generally felt bad for Lydia in the scene because she had arranged this whole Viking dinner. You know, it's like a medieval times kind of thing that we will get into shortly.

But she arranged it, and you could tell she really wanted to go to it. And she was stuck being like a good friend to Peggy. So Peggy comes in and Lydia has to Listen and be there for Peggy and you know she's like secretly she just wants a lamb shank and so Lydia's like well everyone's been talking about you you weren't there So you know everyone was talking about you because of course, you know you weren't there and Lydia's like I'm sorry Peggy goes Well, I hope they say something bad because it's the only thing that come out of their mouth.

I'm like, what's that? Good one, Peggy. Good one. I hope they say something bad because the only thing that they can say, then why do you hope for it? And you know that Diko's been coaching her all day in bed. It's like, okay, here's what you do. Say, you only say something bad.

She's like, okay, I asked to open window. I just feel like I feel like Peggy's your mama skills could use some work. It shouldn't be like, well I hope they said something good because they can only say bad things. I feel like she's just like saying, well I hope it's bad because they can only say bad things. Then it seems like you're actually encouraging them. You're happy. Understanding Peggy. Your mama's so fat she's got to wear larger pants. I don't see nothing wrong with mama sitting around the house explain.

Your mama's so dumb she needs a tutor to get her grades up. My name is jubbi. My brother is jubbi. My father is jubbi and my my is jubbi So Tamara is trying to have so much fun because all the girls are getting ready to go out Vicki is one in one of her classic Vicki dresses with holes all over it. Oh gosh V Vicki, Vicki, Vicki, Vicki. I mean, it was like... It was like... I don't even know what shade of green that is. It's like, it wasn't even a pine green. It was like, not even a moss, but it was like way too earthy green.

It wasn't like, carful green. It was just like, nasty, like, forest floor green. It was just so many holes in it. I was trying to read the pattern. Yeah, I was just trying to read the pattern. I was like, what is this dress trying to say? So many baby cutouts. So Shannon's like, did anyone see Peggy?

Did anyone see her? Did she answer her door? Hi. And Vicki's like, well, she asked for silence to respect. So, you know, she just wants a closed window. It's a food. And I've got go idea there because bad things I don't know, I don't know who knows who. Cut to Kelly, just like bouncing a big red ball, pong, pong, pong. What, she's not gonna get mad at this. What? She won't get mad.

Pong, pong. few days ago, we were watching Amy Phillips Kelly Dodd impersonation that she posted it on Instagram. It is so, so fun. Did I mention this last week on the show? Oh my God. What you guys, it's worth another mention

because it is really, really good. What you just like, you're mean, you're mean. Why, I wasn't mean, why you mean to me, you're mean. And her lipstick game is on point. So good, Amy, you're great. We love you, Batch. Batch. So Vicki is taking every chance she can

in this episode to walk away, to show that she can walk away. And also to say things like, the girls, it's like a big girl hazing. I see that they're hazing peggy, but I've stayed quiet. You know, like all those docs on the door, that was hazing, that was so mean. But I have holes in my dress, which has nothing to do with anything,

but I'm kind of cold to places. So who wears cutouts in Iceland anyway? Vicky Gumball says ladies and gentlemen. Seriously, so they walk, the rest of the women decide to leave Peggy and Lydia behind, because they don't know what's going on. So they're leaving the hotel, and they're walking out, and Megan's like, Vicki don't fall. So of course, Vicki is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's so that friend that does the fake fall to be funny when you say don't fall. I mean, she's acting like she's never walked before. I know, she's whipping out every Vicki as some. She's so that friend that does the fake fall to be funny when you say don't fall. She's acting like she's never walked before. I know she's whipping out every Vicki as I'm. She's like, whoa, I fell. Shut up. Shut up, Granted. Stupid.

Vicki's greatest hits. I did not have so much of a partner in the set down. So back in the other room, Lydia's like, why are you upset, sweetie? Everyone wants to make up with you. She's like, I have makeup. I don't need what is this makeup? What do you say about my makeup? I hope they want to make up with me because you know what they like?

Make up. It's a good one. A good one, Peggy. Good only makeup come out of their mouth. Bad makeup. So Lydia's like, well, they said you were upset because they were laughing, but they weren't laughing at you. And she's like, listen, after the Shin dig of drama, which makes no sense. Shin dig of drama. It's like a title for a housewives episode.

That must have been a title at one point. Shin dig of drama. Shin digs bond eggs. I don't understand how Peggy doesn't seem to know so many basic idioms and yet she can pull out Shindig. It's Shindig. My shindig hurt. Shindig of drama. She's like, well they were laughing at you. She's like, well after Shindig, I went to hallway and I hear baby crying and I say what is mom? What is sitar? Why is baby for this 10 minutes crying? It's like cry ball in the house over and over ball crying house It's like a thing of the walls over and over

A ball that cannot be caught in the house cannot be caught in the house. You're chasing after it, but it just bounces floor to wall, to floor, to go go to net, to floor, to go go to floor, to go go to floor, to go go. This baby needs mother to say, no cryball in house, go go. No cryball, no, no. Lydia's like, are you sure?

Where was Bridget? She's changed to the baby Bjorn? I can't see that happening And she's like I don't know this bridge it, but I know this a 30 35-year-old giraffe baby cry for 10 minutes This is your friends. That's how you raise your kid. That's not normal. I'm like actually it's called for barizing Yeah, I even I know that you know, I have like I don't know anything about parenting of a genus Yeah, and I know that you know I have like I don't know anything about parenting of a genus. Genus has nothing to do with it. I just felt like adding another category that I know nothing about.

Well, what a giraffes have to do with it. I know that she's trying to get a Megan diggin, but I'm sure giraffes just let their babies cry. Like, what's a giraffe gonna do? I actually felt the giraffe comment was was pretty on target. I was like, okay, Peggy. You know, your idioms may be a little wonky, but your animal comparisons are really on point. She's just defended it

and everything, but then she's going to start calling people to ask how dare you. But there's some, but she's going to be, but someone be like, I can't believe you call me a giraffe. What is this to the. What is it? I don't know. Are you okay? I don't even know what it is. I thought it was super, I was hungry and cold. So the other girls are, they're calling Lydia, they're in their little van thing and they're like calling Lydia, the tamer giving faux, not sympathy, but interest. She's like concern, faux concern. Tamer's like, hey Batch, just calling from the van, it's like we're in the moon, but we're at like volcanoes and ice flows and it's like light out and like you can see all

my bitch rankles and like, how do you not gay? Are you coming dinner at Bobbatch? I like when Tim was in her fake look, it's fun, Tim. Tim's Tim's Tim's Batch and it's do Tamra bad and it's also thicker and it's also Shannon and it's also Kelly and it's also the bus driver. It's like okay Tamra. You aren't calling us back am I race? Do not be race we bet. So Peggy is still going on with her story. She's like so I walk down the hallway, phone in hand.

By the way, Lydia is like staring at the floorboards, like, oh my god, I am missing Viking dinner for this bullshit. When she should be thinking, this is like five issues of nobleman right here. I mean, people would buy that nobleman what really made Peggy so upset about the giraffe and I silly. Exactly, I'm sorry, I interrupted you, you go on, what Peggy was saying. It's just her story is hilarious, she has this whole story in her head.

I walked down hallway with phone and I hear Tamara, Kelly, Shannon, Megan and bus driver. Laughing, screaming. It is in here, it is in this machine, would you like to hear? And Lydia's like, Oh my god, I feel bad for her, but why would she put people in her phone? Yeah, so then she, so Peggy pulls out this video, the smoking gun, and it's Tamra just going, That is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard of my last batch, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, I'm actually my funny bitch. And she just pissed herself and is screaming on the floor drunk.

So why Peggy thinks this would be about her? Yeah, you've never done anything that funny. Lydia's eyes are bulging extra wide about this. She's like, I think, they're just laughing. They're having fun. How do you know they were laughing at you? Did Shannon need a nacho? Because that's very disrespectful. Did you do that? And Peggy's like, I was leavey. And then that is when the jab about my dad at Kelly laughing. Can you imagine my dad calling your dad? And yeah, and then they show the clip again, just reaffirms that like Kelly's just doing that thing like, oh, you're gonna have my husband call your husband. Oh, what are we doing next?

Like, oh, I'm my dad call your dad, you know, and that's when, you know, Peggy's just like, my dad, she knew about my dad. She knew my dad had died. And then they show a you know, Peggy is just like, my dad, she knew about my dad, she knew my dad had died. And then they show a flashback of Peggy telling Kelly and Kelly's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't be mean. That's terrible. But they also showed that she was wearing some wacky polka dot hat and like a fur collar, which you should never trust anybody is listening to you

when they're dressed like that. Yeah, which you should never trust anybody is listening to you when they're dressed like that. Yeah, but I don't know where Peggy's coming from. Peggy doesn't know where Peggy's coming from. I really believe that she thinks that this girl was going after her dead dad. Yeah, so she's like, it was disgusting. And she's like, oh, so this was your drag queen bingo then like you weren't comfortable. And Peggy's like, deco, no, it's Michael. I said, let them speak speak put sense into your wife

Jesus you be living on real real housewives of New Jersey talking like that seriously and then and Lydia's like So would you like to come get dinner with us? She's like can we move on from this now because this is ridiculous No, why would I go with creatures like these two dinners? So raps eat threes, this I know. A Draft cannot change its spots. Oh my God. Okay.

So basically Peggy is crying in her room all day because she doesn't understand English properly. That's it. That's the saddest and funniest part of this whole thing. Exactly. She misinterpreted, like a sort of a fluent English reference. Like it's not even an idiom. It's more just like a general cultural illusion. I don't know. A school yard you are. Let's call it.

By the way, could you hear the La Cucuracha truck that just came by? No, and I'm pissed because that's like my favorite song of all time. Oh my god. You know that in my old apartment that bitch who lived downstairs for me and I'm gonna say it in a very nasty way because she was a bitch. She complained. She hated noise and when they were building and building across the street, the La Cucaracha truck would come every day, you know, because, you know, the workers needed lunch and she would be like, can you believe that La Cucaracha truck? It is ridiculous. Every single day coming the exact same time

that La Cucaracha thing and she tried to get the La Cucaracha truck to stop coming. Mike Bitch, everyone loves the La Cucaracha truck. That's the best part of the day. What if it just started playing songs that like better people would like? Like, hello, it's me, Like just some Adele sad song. She'd be like, oh my god, it's Adele again.

Like, patience by Guns and Roses. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the way, say the way people. It's like some idea kind of music. And it's a close up on a sword in a stone with a Mercedes behind it. I don't know what kind of sign that is, but it's like, it's like an Arthurian legend but filled with luxury. And they come up and it's kind of like Kelly says later, it's like London, where there's characters outside, the Viking characters, and they have to stay in character

and not smile because you didn't smile in Viking days. Yeah, and Tim was like, what the fuck? That's like a real life gnome. I'm like, I wonder what sort of gnome she's been looking at. Has she ever seen a travelosity commercial? Also, just because they can't talk back to you doesn't mean you should just abuse them. She's like, that one's fine.

Ew. That one looks like I know. Grass, bats. And then in a very strange twist, Doc from Back to the Future came out to greet them. I was like, this is not what I was expecting. His name is like Bjorn or Slorviston. And he looked exactly like the Lord of like like blooding that don't all with a lot of like strange axon take use mixed Through out

Someone by the way someone did inform us remember last week we were complaining about the D that look like it Have been slumped over and killed with a with a stick through it Someone said it um that it represents the sound Well, I can't write it down, so I'm not even sure where that D is in the sentence. Damn it! Well, wasn't... You try and learn things. You try.

You try. So anyway, so Doc is like, welcome to Viking Dinner! Please come in! We're gonna have a lovely table set for you, and we will sing, and have lovely times for you in fighting but don't talk to the Vikings anymore because they are sick of your jokes Miss Tamaraw. Yeah, no possums allowed. I'm not really sure that a Viking dinner in character is the best place for a group of ladies to go to. Yeah, I don't think the Vikings really had a lot of respect. They're like welcome to dinner they just beat them over the head like drag, drag them to the side, make them serve. Yeah, exactly. But I was just waiting for

Thorda to show up because you know, I love me some Chris Hemsworth. I don't know how to do so. Not on this show, buddy. But we do have Kelly. She's like, they're like the guys in London who won't move, even if you stick a finger up their corn hole. Let's do it. So they they go into this this sort of like a large sort of restaurant and there are just all these men wearing these amazing sweaters. Oh my god, I wanted one of those sweaters. Go to Old Navy. Like how many times do I have to say Old Navy on this show before people believe me? Old Navy has those types of sweaters, those Nordic sweaters? Those are just typical white guy Christmas sweaters. But they were like special in Nordic. That's like Nordic Navy. My grandma once got me a sweater from Scotland

that was sort of like that, except along the chest area, there was like, it was like knit in like three ducks. And it was like, it was like a Nordic sweater, but it was Scottish technically, with three ducks across. I think it was like a band of ducks that went all the way around,

like around like the chest area. And I remember wearing it to high school and everyone made fun of me, like, no, it's ducks and I was like, I'll never wear this sweater again. And do you know how badly I wish I had that sweater now? Like that sweater is the bomb and the stupid high school people

that didn't realize how bomb, I can even believe I'm saying bomb as an adjective, but I can't believe all those people who made me get rid of my duck sweater from Scotland that my grandma gave me. I'm so mad. People shouldn't bully other people with duck sweaters. So inside the restaurant, the guys in bad sweaters are like, hello, we will watch you eat

in rows. If they were like just kind of surrounding them in lines to watch them eat. Which you know is fascinating because just listening to them try and figure out the difference between a lamb chop and a lamb shank made by night. Like it was okay. I mean, I mean, I think that Bravo finally figured it out. Like this is how they can make an extra revenue stream, have some real housewives eat dinner,

and then just like sell tickets, and you sit in a bench and just watch from above. Oh yeah, dinner theater. So it was. So they're all lining up, they're all sitting down, it's like a big long, kind of, almost like a picnic table Sort of situation table bench whatever and sausage best

Batch and so Tamara and Vicki are sitting next to each other and Tamara's like I said a next-member tonight friend Say next week night friend and she's like huh huh Yeah, I guess I won't be sharing my little bit of systems about lamb shanks with timrich knight. Well, isn't that nice, dear friends? I'm so happy for them. Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm half happy for them. Ha! Be, ha! Happy.

So then all the guys in sweater stand up and it turns out that they're the Carla Cora Rangga Choir. Just in case anybody wanted to look that up on iTunes. they're the Carla Cora Rangga Choir. Just in case anybody wanted to look that up on iTunes. Yeah. I like when the main guys like, we are going to have fun tonight. And Tamar is like, fuck yeah, bitch. Because like, whether we gonna whoop it up, we're gonna whoop it up, right sweaters.

And everybody's just looking at them like you people are disgusting. Please stop screaming in our restaurant, okay? We cannot believe we're wasting our talents on you right now. Our natural gift or natural Icelandic gift. So the guys are like, um, allelu, yaha, like whatever, whatever Viking sweater, sweater, sweater song.

That last part is like what I imagine Bjork would be contributing to the choir. Ha, flugging, hi. Jan is taking it on her phone. She's like, that is so impressive. If I'm singing an Icelandic whole sweaters, I'd have hot flashes. Oh God, I have I have goosebumps. What's

better than a goose? I want to be better than a goose. What is it? I want to take this video to show David what it looks like to have a man who pays attention to woman for song. Hey David look at these men not eating potato chips as they communicate with me through song. David, David look at these women, look at these men singing and not checked out. Look at them finding joy in things that are not as vulnerable. Do you have champagne? I don't know why Beggin makes me laugh with every single

life of the ocean. I think it's ever since last year when she started doing, are you in a tool? Are you in a tool? Because they're like, welcome to Viking land. Now we drink blood from baby. And she's like, oh, do you have champagne? Oh my God, the mean guys are coming. I'm thinking, I've been very good girl.

You want to see my dipoles? Hey, Tabra, show them on your phone. Remember, like you did last year, the FBI? Oh, we're president. I'm just gonna talk about that. Yeah, so the Vikings are there doing like a show about your phone. Remember like you did last year the FBI. Oh, we're friends now, but I can talk about that. Yeah, so the Vikings are there doing like a show sitting over and Vicki and Tamer are cracking up

and I shine and it's like, it used to be that Tamer would crack up with me around Vikings. Huh. Huh. Well guess what Vikings, I have a Viking range in my kitchen. How about that?

No, no, that's not making anyone laugh. No, okay. Okay. I hope we're having fun, but I'm not really into my Nordic track. So I don't know how to find anyone. Anyone? So Sam and is looking at them because Tamra really does do that thing where she's like, yes, Yes, we are fans. That's a fan. Yeah, just to be as much as possible to Shannon. And so, and Vicki's doing it too, but really it's Tamara the most. Yeah.

And so Shannon knows, so first she's looking at them with dismay and she tells us, well, if they want to be friends, it's fine with me. And then they're taking a picture and then it cuts back to Shannon and she's looking directly into the camera. Like, can you believe this bullshit? And then it cuts back to Shannon and she's looking directly into the camera like, can you believe this bullshit? And then it cuts back to her in the room and she's like, fine, it's fine, it's great, fine, it's fine, it's fine.

Yeah, she's basically giving them the David look. David? David, camera? Mickey. Did you notice that she got her own comical clarinet, Wamp Wamp. Yes, I certainly did. They ended that with like the clarinet being like Here lie Shambador killed by camera enjoying Viking shots with Vicky. Ha! Shannon and the Wolf. Here lie Shambador. Not carrying at all that camera his friends are biggie not caring I'm killed by

not caring kill by being so carefree and so here my Shannon Bedoir who is refusing to lie down and instead well rise from the dad to yell school yeah school that was I can have fun too see every time Shannon was super miserable and jealous she would just yell school school! SCALL! SCALL! SCALL! I think I want Vicki's skull on a stick. So the waiter comes by or the waitress and she's like okay this is lamb chop slow cook and red wine and Kelli goes they have also Bucco and the biking James that's awesome! She didn't even say awesome Bucco and the biking James. That's awesome. She didn't even say awesome book. She was like they have Also Bucco. Oh, that's awesome. Also Bucco. Awesome Bucco. And Santa's like this is a lamb shank. And she's like it's

You see Bucco. Oh, it's a Bucco. It's a bookage. Yeah, Sean just going it's a lamb shit. It's a lamb shank. It's a lamb shank. Yeah, Shawn just going it's a lamb shit. It's a lamb shake. It's a lamb shank. Kelly Kelly. It's a lamb shank. It's a lamb shank. It's like you halfway here. It's a lamb shank. Kelly. Also, Buku. Also Buku. I start also Buku, Kelly. Oh, it's a Buku. Shannon is having to be nice to Kelly. She's like, what the hell is happening to me in Iceland? I'm having to explain Lambshake to Kelly. I used to be able to expound on breezes with camera, but I guess I'm stuck with Kelly. It's a lamb shank. Kelly.

Kelly. Kelly. Then we get a close up of Megan eating her lamb shank with her hand, which was awesome. And then it's a lamb shank. It's a lamb shank. Yeah, which was awesome and then Sound is like well if if Megan wants to eat that I'm shank with her hands then that's fine by me This has been slow cooked. It's god. It's god It's it's good. I love osu Buka. It's a lamb shank Kelly Kelly. Kelly do not push me on this, Kelly.

So no one's really talking to her. So she's just talking to herself. She's like, can I say something? I think the Vikings, like a girl with a bit of meat on their bones. And that would be me. Ah, Subuka. And everyone's like, that's me a big year offense match. So cameras like.

Wow. I'm sorry. I just had I had written down that Shannon said wow at one point So I just figured out to say it. She did she did she goes wow wow can I say something wow well wow wow This is slow. This is some very good slow cooked lamb shanks specifically Kelly dot is lamb. Don't you dare don't don't say a Kelly don't say I So Tamara as loud as she can because she's Tamara she's still laughing with Vicki and they're wearing these Like what do you call them like like metal hats? Picking helmets? Like helmets of some sort.

And she's like, um, Becca, have you met my friends Shannon? Because you need to apologize. Because like, yeah, I have better. Because I was friends with her before you were. And then it's like, don't the music. And so she's like, do it, Vicki. Do it. Just apologize, Vicki.

I know it's hard. Just say, just say something. Just say, David doesn't beat her. Say it, do it. Okay, you're really helping. Yeah, I'm sorry. So Vicki's like, line, line, line, line, line.

So she's like, Shannon, I just want to say it and they're like, school. School, school, school. Woo, woo, woo. So she's like, just do it. He doesn't beat her. Just say, I know that David doesn't beat you. So she's like, okay, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, maybe it's gravel. I mean, I don't know. What do I know? But literally, I want to tell you, I'm sorry for telling that private information

that I misinterpreted to somebody that was not camera. And it's not my fault. So I'm sorry that you think it's my fault what is that. Okay. And Shannon's just like, well, I really don't want to talk about it, but thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

And then she does, I love the Shannon Fakes smile. I wish there was a way for us to convey the fake smile through audio, because when Shannon is like visibly upset, and she tries to smile through it, it's just brilliant. Just like pain smile. Thank you. No, I appreciate that, but I appreciate that. I'm just gonna, you know, just take another bite of my, my lamb shank over here and just... And she nods a lot. She nods a lot. And she shows her teeth. It's that smile where she just, like, shows a thin layer of teeth. And nods a lot. Well, I guess I'll be eating this. My am-shop does that make you feel better, Kelly? Because I'm the other friend.

Yeah, basically. All right, well, thanks, Piki. I'm just gonna... I can't respond to you right now because I have these potatoes to be termed as like, DADDIT THE POTATO IS BATCH! Oh, what do I have so much to do? now because I have these potatoes to be tamar's like daddy the potatoes batch I'm eating these fucking potatoes. It's like look I get that you're gonna not always be on stand inside I get that's what you're doing camera, but to potato shame her on top of everything else back off bitch I'd also like to apologize that you're trying to give me a stroke. Okay, so I'm apologizing for you because sometimes you can't apologize when I can, but please stop trying to burn to me. But the stroke, thanks.

So now time was really drunk and she's like, listen, Vicki, I want to have a moment with you at badge. I just want a moment. Like, Brooks ruined. I don't think you see that. Brooks ruined everything I don't think do you see that Brooks Everything in the chat's like hi I have a I have a bathtub for you, too

So bubble bath it up and you can take a bath later. Could you charge us getting along like again? But there's like two potatoes in the potato pot, which I can't even eat Well like two little rubber duckies circling each other in a bathtub. Well, I've got the bathtub for you girls Just kidding just having fun. I'll so boot go And the Megan goes and the Megan's like it's not funny Sharon. Oh Oh, I see so you guys can be funny and then when I want to be funny I'm just a fat potato addict I get it Potatoes aren't funny, they have Irish heritage, like, O'Toole's.

These are O'Toole potatoes. That's funny, to me, I can laugh at it, because I'm Irish. So Vicky's like, look, I don't want to hate each other every two years, Tabra. Okay, like, I just want to make up and be done with it. And she's like, yeah, but don't you see? I'm the person who protects you, okay?

So just say you're sorry, it's like I, just say you're sorry to the person who protects you, okay, I protect and serve. And think he's like, okay, but you gotta say you're sorry too. And she's like, okay, well I'm sorry for whatever it is you think I did one time. She's like, okay, well, they'd be too.

We're done. Yeah, okay, for a week, you know these two are not done. Well, I actually feel bad because I feel like They did get to a good place, but you know as this season unfolds They you know, they're just probably totally regressed, you know Probably they've been probably been Twitter fights. I don't keep up with it But I'm sure they've just taken so many attacks and the reunion will come along And it's like that's what can be so frustrating is that a whole season goes by people finally get to good place

And then they tear each other down the reunion and it's like, why, we work so hard to get here. Um, thank God because their friendship is annoying me. Although I am loving. No, I like the friendship. Disapproving Shannon. It's killing me. And I'm loving Shannon just going, oh, hey, I'm going to go up there.

I'm going to go up there with the performers and I'm going to conduct them and it's going to be hilarious Now is that okay with everyone who doesn't like when I make a joke? Gonna have to you make jokes, okay? Is that is that gonna offend anyone that I just like I'm gonna be the life of the party for a second I'm not like no one is anyone paying attention to me. I'm saying DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOKA DOK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha weird, antiseptic, like restaurant with the tiles on the floor eating, I don't know, broccoli or something. Clearly just having a terrible night. And Peggy comes down in a crazy red dress and you know, they decide they're gonna go to this lodge after all, because Peggy is like, it is important, Fulidia, she planned it and this is what friends do.

So no ball in house, because ball is going to dinner now We are here for nobleman and I am on cover of nobleman. I will do noble job today So thanks for bringing your orange County cut out clown ruffle dress Like me totally fitting it was like some flamenco Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of WonderZnew Podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud,

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she's taking a step ladder at a spear. So basically, back at the restaurant, there's like, everyone's drunk, and everyone's singing, and everyone is like, there's like a fake fight that's happening, like medieval time, and everyone's just having like,

truly the best time. You can tell they're all having a great time at this dinner. I was cracking up because the Vikings are like, yeah, I'm almost kill you. And then one gets the other down and he's about to slither his throat and Shannon's like, or Tamragas.

Just say you're sorry, Bet. You didn't like the guy she was dating. That's all. So funny. And Shannon's like, killer! Preferably with a fucking casserole. A potato one! Killer dead!

Ha-ha-ha-ha. Yes. So then Peggy shows up and they're like, Preferably with a fucking casserole So then Peggy shows up and they're like hey Peggy you know They're like who the Vikings are like who is this new animal she enters and she's like Her hands are like waving in the air Lydia's Lydia's just so excited like I'm finally with other people in the town of the Tile dining room at the hotel. Back on my rainbow. So they're all trying to be nice to Peggy. Thomas like Yadda Fah Pagabah. And she's like, I don't even know what this means, but I'm sounding great, feels great. So Lydia is just kind of standing

and watching everything go down because she's not sure what's happening at this table. Well, she's our, yeah. I was, yeah, Tamber was talking in that voice where she's pretending so loudly to be nice that you know, it's just off the rails already. Exactly. Lydia's kind of like, I put in my time,

I am backing out. She, if anyone has the right to to say I'm done. I'm done. It's Lydia She just put in two hours with Becky pretending to care about this nonsense So yeah, so Tamara's all like super fake like you like beautiful batch you look beautiful I'm pretending to ignore your resting bitch face, which is really just a bitch face, okay? Batch so then Kelly comes over. Kelly I felt like was actually sincere, but Kelly does her classic thing where she goes, oh, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around us. And Peggy goes, I'm comfortable wherever I go.

I don't need cushions, I'm always comfortable. She's like, no, you know what? I'm sorry. And then Peggy's like, oh, you're trying and I'm not, right? You're trying and I'm not. I bet trying and I'm not I bet boy Kelly is like okay Fuck this bitch Yeah, Kelly Kelly's like a teenager. She's like I'm not fighting. I'm saying. I'm sorry She's like don't say it. No, I don't apologize. Okay, and then she tells us I would be really dumb to accept this one

Okay, what I like is that like Kelly the you, as Kelly starts to get mad, two things happen. First, her voice goes into the angry falsetto, like, you don't understand. And then on top of that, like, her hair just instantly gets messy. Like, her hair was fine at the beginning of this conversation, like five seconds ago. And then all of a sudden, it's like,

parted strangely, and like, a strand is sticking up. And she's like, you know what? You don't understand. You don't understand. You don't understand. I try to be nice to you. I try to apologize to you. You're saying Peggy. At first I thought, wow, Kelly is really learning

to keep this under control, you know? Because the second that Peggy was like, oh, you're trying and I'm not. That's usually when Peggy or Kelly would be like, fuck you. But she was trying to stay calm, but then all of a sudden, she's like, as a matter of fact, you were coming after me and her because we were knocking on doors

and we were completely in his hand and you attacked she and I. He's like, oh, she's talking fancy now. Yeah, exactly. What I say, what I say. And she's like, oh my God, you don't even understand. I can't explain it to you because it's me, ha, and. So Peggy tells, so Peggy starts telling Tamara that she found,

you know, she's like, I filmed you guys laughing at me. And they're like, what, huh? And Vicki and Shannon are like, this is bad when Vicki and, and Shannon are on the same side. And they're both defending, like, no, she, she just peed her pants, she's laughing because she peed her pants. And that's when Peggy's like,

well, I'm going to play a video and Shanna's like, are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding me right now? I'll have another potato side of potatoes while I'm watching Shrek. You know how to use a cell phone? Who taught you how to use a cell phone?

I don't know how to use a recorder. I can't even use an Uber. Will you show me how to use that? Show me. You told me your phone committed suicide. So Megan's like, hey, she has a recording. Yes, Megan. Thank you. We're here too. So San is like, are you kidding me right now? And Peggy's like Megan? Sam is like are you kidding me right now and Peggy's like Megan your baby was crying really bad in room for 10 minutes and there's like a big pause and Magnet like did you time it cuz I time it okay? Yeah, and then you know Peggy's just you know She's like holding up the phone and everything Megan Megan's like, what are you talking about my baby crying? Why are you doing that? She's like, you stop, you stop right now.

And Tim was like, she has a timing thing, okay, but, she times it, like, if the baby cries more than 10 minutes, it's serious, okay? How dare she, how dare she? And Vicki's just in the middle of the table, like, oh, here I am with all of my good friends. So good. We get to get logged together. So good that Noah's tried to give you a stroke right now at this very moment.

You know Lydia's thinking, you know what she really needs right now? A few floppy menus, she could sort of throw casually at these women. Has Lydia even sat down yet? I feel like Lydia's still standing up just shaking her hands at the at the choir She's looking for some lamb shank So Shannon's like first it was Kelly Dodd Criticizing mechanism mother and now it's pecky still lying and taking her turn Love bringing the last names into every fight. You know that's when she's mad. It's like she's your own mom

You know like Ronnie Care I'm you get down here sir You know that's when she's mad. It's like she's your own mom, you know? Like, Frommie Care, I'm you get down here, sir. So now Megan is like fully balling. She must be drunk because honestly, she is balling as if Peggy said that she had just abducted the child and like demands, you know, 50 sardines ransom or something like that.

So so Megan is fully crying. And then they're like, how dare you Megan? How could you say such a thing? And she's like, what, I did not, I was not insinuating that that Megan is bad mother I'm like Peggy why did you start by saying the baby was crying for 10 minutes and no one was paying attention to it why how are you not insinuating this I wasn't saying it was her fault I was saying it is bad mother when you are giraffe bad the rafting bad dramatic yes bad it was her fault, I was saying it is bad mother when you are giraffe. Bad giraffe thing. Bad giraffe thing. Bad giraffe thing. Yes. Bad giraffe mother. Not bad regular

mother. So she's losing on that one. Like no one's going to be on her side for that one. And Lydia's like, well, I think that Peggy just might have trouble expressing herself. Maybe she should have just said to her, my feelings. And Tim was like, that is f**k up, Peggy. That is f**k up. Okay. I'm just like, what did I say? Yeah. And then Vicky's like, it makes me sad for Peggy because like, you know, like,

Tabrat has to be sad, okay? And these girls are like bullying and now they're like ganging up. And it's like, it's like bullying, okay? Like, I get it because I was bullied. I, I mean, I think, you know, Peggy is out of her mind this episode and nothing that she's saying is really making sense. She's misinterpreted one stupid line. She's taken it to the extreme and then she's paranoid about this laughing. And this baby crying thing is like stupid, but that being said, she really, they should've just been like, whatever Peggy, just like like relax and the fact that Megan is bawling like you know

Like this is this is so over the top and the way they're all being like how dare you Peggy I mean makes me wonder if something was edited out because they were just really really crazy and Megan's like I came over here to be nice and like I feel sorry for her. She's sobbing with her eyes crossed. Like that is how upset she is. She's like cross eyed sobbing. And then Vicki comes and just puts her hand on her scalp,

which I thought was funny. She's like, okay, okay, just stab it. It's okay, it's okay, stab it. And I get like, oh no. I have baby in phone. You left baby in phone. It is still in phone. Do you want to get it out of my phone or am I taking care of the rap baby now?

He's like all I was saying was your baby was crying and you were laughing at me that does all over saying All I was saying is terrible mother terrible laugh her that's it Timmer is like she was training that baby. I guess now she's a bad mother because she uses P pads in the kitchen, okay? It's a timing thing bitch. Oh, so baby is clock now. I don't get it. I'm always on time and Peggy just puts her hand on her ear and she goes And then like wow wow wow and like Peggy Peggy is like I'm like, I'm gonna take you to the abo. Abo. Abo.

Abo. So we go to commercial and then we get a close up of the sign outside the restaurant and it's called the saga center. L-O-L. At the location scouts this year. So Kelly is like, I know Peggy wouldn't say anything about the baby because she has three kids because she's just come back inside

because she learned to engage and then go away from her anger management. So she's just come back inside. She's like, I don't believe it because she has three kids and she's like, yes, you see Kelly because now this is how they twist it. I'm like, Peggy, this is all 100% twisted to begin with because of you. You have pre-twisted the twisting. She's like, no, I won't come on baby and do the twist. You do the twist. What is this twist anyway? I have to get on hands and knees and put hand on dots and other dots. No, that's twister. What is this tornado? No, Kelly, Peggy. How am I supposed to close thrash without twist? That's a difference, a twisty tie. Come on, come on. Aggy.

So Kelly has come in and decided to stick up for Peggy because maybe that'll make Peggy nice, you know, but it doesn't, of course. And Shannon's like, shut up, Peggy. I have nothing to say to you. Because now Shannon is just in cra- cra- cra- Shannon mode. Yes. And she's like, I have been nothing but kind to you. Peggy's like, I have been nothing but kind to you. in Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra- Cra Look at me! Do you need me racer too? Do you want me racer paguettes? Let's go for it. So Peggy is like, I always said his shenan's husband is not loyal and didn't tell shenan the truth.

And then that's when Tamer is like, well you know what? Baddika was a little batch, a little batch! I'm like, Dika was not a little batch. Dika did nothing wrong. Dika was actually the most sane person here. And then Kelly's like, she was recording me. You were recording me. This time I know it's for sure. Okay, Shannon wasn't because she said she wasn't and I believe her total. I don't even know how to use an Uber.

But this time I was being recorded. And Tim was like, she threw a bomb. And Kelly's like, yeah, you want to throw a bomb? I'll throw a nuke. Yeah. And Peggy was trying, at that point Peggy is like, ugh, so she's trying to apologize to Megan. I'm gonna drop bomb, I'm throwing a nuke! Yeah, and Peggy was trying, at that point Peggy is like, ugh, so she's trying to apologize to Megan,

and oddly, like Megan, like oddly accepted it, but she's now just in a crazy place. She's like bawling, and she's like, no, I get it, it was lost in translation, but you know, you're a little odd, you're a little odd, and that's like, from one giraffe to another, like, you're just a little odd, what is the giraffe? I don't know what the giraffe is. You're like lost in translation. That was a really sad movie.

Like I can't stop thinking about Cameron Diaz, singing karaoke alone in that bar. While Bill Murray was being sad somewhere, how could you do this to me and my baby? You know, like, I mean, even though like I can't stop thinking about like, what did Scarlett Johans and say to bill mario anyway will never know what never know like thank you will never know and big uh... by the way with the virus not camera d.s. I think oh thank you sorry just so at no one goes nuts on the internet you know i know

that i yesterday i was listening to the radio and uh... time of our time of our eyes on, you know, Dirty Dancing Song. Dirty Dancing Song and the guy in the radio was like, wow, that... Office... that song from Officer and General Man. I can't believe it was 30 years old. I was like, how dare you. That's dirty dancing. Officer and the General Man.

How do you mess that up, DJ? Yeah, that's a way worse fuck up than mine. Yeah, especially when you're on Coast FM and like you play that song every hour, come on. So Vicky's like, I would like to make a toast to everybody like you be today. Okay, I'm gonna go outside and get some air. And Peggy's like, I will not, I will know my father is dead

and she leaves. So Vicky's like, okay, let's see. Oh, Peggy gets to the van and she's like, I do not want to wait for them. I want my own van, my own jet, I'm out. I want to go back to my hotel, to my hotel. Like Peggy, you're staying at the same hotel as everyone else. I want to, okay, my bus driver take me to my hotel.

Like Vicky's right there too, you know. Can Vicky come back? Can Vicky come back? She's mad that Vicki didn't have her back Well cuz we're sitting there like I will that have backs. Okay, like I've done with backs I'm like old for back. I'm out. I think I can't do this. I'm like I'm a businessman. I'm a mother. I'm a grandmother I'm like I Have listen, I've got a Ralph's card. You know like I am like I've got like nine punches on my subway card

Like I can't I'm out. I'm out out. Just like bringing up all sorts of unnecessary information. Yeah. I'm a tennis player. I'm good at ski ball. I love walks, it said sets. I've a double-sid, you know, I like tuna, but I like spicy tuna. I'm trying to find my list of shit that Vicki was saying because I did the same thing.

I'm a batter, I'm a grad batter. I'm a winner of a award that I got saying, because I did the same thing. I'm a mother, I'm a grad mother. I'm a winner of an award, so I got my backyard, where I fell, like, you know, I'm someone who could fall down to get back up again. Also, I'm a lover of that song, fall down to pull yourself back up again. I'm a survivor of a boat to the facing drum that happens at Lake Havasu.

I'm a dreamer, I'm a streamer. I'm a real life, Meena. I don't know what that's that song go again I'm a smoke I'm a joke. I'm a joke. I'm a real life Toker, but that's a joke because that drags Jesus Jesus does like rap. That's a biblical. That's a museum membership Yeah, it's a museum membership. It's it's for Mercedes-Benz. It's not really a museum membership It's just like I just go to the Mercedes dealerships and then spit like a museum membership. Yeah, it's a museum membership. It's it's for Mercedes-Benz. It's like it was not really a museum membership It's just like I just go to the Mercedes dealerships and times But like a museum I'm a person who pays for my parking at the validation status instead of waiting it lied like everybody else. I've been to

Superplantation I've a subscriber to the worst caddy register Like sometimes I go to a supermarket and I'm like, I like to subscribe to that registered please. And they're like, no, no, there's no homeworks. And I'm like, I can do that. And she just doesn't shut up. The whole van right home.

She's like, look, I appreciate what you did for me in, you know, when I was dying of the stroke attack, heart attack or whatever. Like I appreciate it. The way you put the robot over my face, like that was great, but like I can't do this. I can't do this. Okay, it's crazy.

I don't want to get involved. Okay, I don't want to get. And she's like, okay, man. She's like, okay, Vicki, we hear you. Cause she wouldn't shut up the whole time. So the next morning, probably isn't bad. I was like, oh, what I'm saying.

Peggy, so now Peggy was like, I cannot believe that Vicki did not have my back. I'm like, first of all, you should watch the last season. Second of all I feel like you know it sucks. It really sucks. It sucks for Vicky last season. It sucks for Vicky this season. She works so hard to get back and everyone's good grace. She finally gets in everyone's good graces and then the sidekick like fuck something up you know and then now Vicky has to have your back and like jeopardize the position. She worked all season to get into. I kind of get it. She's like, oh, come on. Come on, I just got here.

I just got this good place. Especially when she's the one bringing phone evidence and calling someone a bad mother. Like, how am I supposed to have your back about that? Like Vicki's already been yelled at by Jim Edmonds once. She doesn't need that again. She's like, I've already suffered the Edmonds curse. Like, I'm not doing it again.

Yeah. He's scary, he's terrifying. Ed big, he's really big. And Ed's candles. So now the next morning, I bought my Christmas candle. Okay, I've not messing with your bad bits. I just missed my candles. Okay, so next morning, Kelly's like,

I'm dying of alcohol poisoning. I party like a Viking. It's light all the time. You continually drink. It's like, you don't know when to stop. It's like, how is this different from regular life? Just more life. I know, I was gonna say, I was like,

I feel like partying like a Viking is like the same as partying like someone who lives in Orange County. Just without abandon and sort of like a sort of barbaric way right. Yeah just more suntan lotion. So she facetimes Vicki and she's like we were literally up till 3 a.m. and it was 6 p.m. there and like Peggy literally bounced. I'm like she literally I imagine Peggy literally just bouncing out the door. She's like boom boom. I'm smashing her as a gummy bear Come me gummy Peggy everywhere Peggy bouncing Peggy outside the hotel

What is he coming bear? What is this gummy bear bear made of gum who wants to chew gummy bear? What would this do bear? What are these dog tell us? What are these tell us told by ducks? Are they do this to bear? What are these cocktails? What are these cocktails told by ducks? Are they ducks on sweater? Ducks do not have tails. You know what else do you have to do with the tails? Draft. Draft has tails. Draft tails. I watch that. So they get home at three in the morning. They're all partying and drunk.

And Kelly hears banging because Peggy is waiting till three in the morning to throw her shit around the room. It's very matchboxed. 20, yes. Yeah. Why was she so angry at three in the morning packing her stuff? She's such a weirdo.

Was she just waiting for them to get home and hear her or what? Maybe she was like spending that time rolling, you know, great leaves and eating them raw. She was probably just bouncing a ball against the wall just because she's finally has freedom and can do it without cocoa copying her, calling her a hypocrite. She's probably having a heart to heart with Puppy the Buffalo. She was like, Peggy, you seem sad. Can I take you on a mystical adventure? No, you said something about my dad's.

I was like, no, no, I'm sorry, I started to give the puff, I started giving the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, the puff, puff, the puff, puff, the puff, Lo and house no No, no spiritual apparition in house So Vicky's like oh my god these girls are bullies and like I get it because like we're better be last year Other girls trip like it was like Kelly but they did to Kelly and then we cut to Tamer being like shit as a sick Him and bank badge About Kelly and yelling get her on the van of stuff and Kelly's like yeah, and I stay it Uh like I didn't leave that was hard They were big to me. Yeah, she's like this is crazy You should never get into a place of leaving a girl's trip like she's paranoid like she doesn't know who has her back

You know which I don't you know I'm not going to because you know what if if you have someone else's back Chances are you'll get their stroke. I don't want her stroke. I've got my own stroke. Like whatever. Keep your jerks to yourself. You know, Peggy doesn't realize how easy she had it. Watching that flashback to Ireland, one of the most epic trips in Housewives history. Like, they were so, so nasty to tell. And there were, things were so crazy, the screaming in the face, the accusations, the gaslighting, the trying to get her drunk, just everything, the shoving in the department store, and the way they mocked her, and this is nothing, this was nothing.

This was really them trying to be nice to Peggy. The only thing that really happened was when Kelly said stop bossing me around. Like you're not my mom. That's really the only thing that happened to Peggy and she's turning it into this huge thing. Which is hilarious. You know I love a petty fight

and I especially love it because Peggy doesn't even know what it is. So Lydia's like, oh no. No one's answering their phones. We're gonna miss our flight. But they don't. They didn't, the viewers just didn't even bother following up on that.

And I was like, we're gonna miss the flight. And they're like, eh, let's go to commercial instead. And come back in California. Well, poor Lydia is just on everyone's block. Yeah. We're in it. We're in it. Can't even, she's, she,

wish she thought the, being left off the group text was bad. Now she just left off of everything texts. And so we got a commercial and we find out that this is another Bravo storyline that will be continuing because Bravo Storylines have a way of popping up in every single show one after the other. And Ariana is like, is Jack saying that is Jack saying terrible things about Brittany and this recorded video on someone's phone

was a code god here we go again yeah i missed that i think i fast forwarded but i can't wait for sir because while i tell Lisa uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh what they want, at least it goes, so I've had. Zing! Zing! Broken bird, zing! Chef Penny, give me some tuna tartar to celebrate my zing! Oh my god, that's coming back to my birthday, that's like the greatest gift that the world could give me is, Phantom of Rules. So then we, when we come back from this lovely commercial break, we're back in California California where Megan is packing candles and stuff I may have a big candle party for the launch of my candles, which sounds thrilling, I guess. Look, here's how I want to fold things like this. Like typical Megan's scene. How should we fold?

Yeah, and then she's like, well, who has a, who, who wears a large? I'd say Vicky Rude it is rude. She's like that taking like a whole puncher and just like punching little holes in it Do you have a sharp outside by the way? Is it distracting is it bothering anyone? No, oh good actually, and I'm like the most anal about that stuff. No, I don't even hear it. Oh good But she's so lame. She's like folding. Who wears large? What should we do to wrap these? And Jim's like, wow, it's great to have you back. Yeah, as enthusiasm cannot be contained. So then over at Lydia's house they're making potato. She's

like, potatoes. And the moms in her tjera, you know, spreading shit all over those potatoes. She's like it's a dust of peace and It says stop fairing the potatoes, please And then we sort of settle in on Vicki. She's at home and she's with Brianna and the kids and Starts telling Brianna about Iceland and everything Sorry, I had to no, it's I like like that this show has like a study in like, in ball parenting, you know. Yeah. Ball.

He's like coloring. He's doing that kid thing where you're, you have a coloring book in a crayon and you're just like crossing everything out. Like fuck this picture. I'm not coloring within the lines. Yeah. And because, had you get so spired.

Okay. Okay, so I'm just gonna pick up truck commercial. You know, because had to get so spired Okay, you could be in a pick-up truck commercial if you know because every pickup commercial starts with like when you were a kid You're told not to draw with like outside the lines and some kid draws outside the lines and cussed them as an adult in a pick-up truck Yeah So vrion is like great mom some so how was it mom and she she's like, well, it was like the boot, like the sad it's like lava. I was at the hospital, what's embryonic? What else is new? Yeah, I thought I was dying. I said, what else is new? Okay, well, I got a casserole. Well, finally, you got the fucking casserole, that's new.

Congratulations. Yeah, exactly. So, so basically, they're just rehashing it and Brown's like, well, the problem with you, mom, is you always speak without thinking. She's just like, I don't think I always speak without thinking. I mean, you married that asshole. I mean, did I say that? And Vicki, you know, Vicki just can't dig herself out of a hole. She just makes it worse and worse. She's like, well, Tabra and and Shadden were kind of nice, but then Tavra may be apologized. So I said, I'm sorry for misinterpreting. And you know, like Shadden was stoic, but like, I don't know why she called me at the middle of the night.

And I'm just never going to say anything again. I'm pretty honest, like, yes, you are. It's like, but they don't tell me that. They don't tell me. And Vicki's, Vicki's basically confused because she's like, well, she called me at the middle of the night and she said that thanks to her, David, we're really bad.

What was I supposed to interpret it as? Yeah, that definitely my first thought would have been David's beating me. What the hell? Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, I probably would not think that, but yeah, to hear now that all that Shannon did was say that things were bad

is, you know, as opposed to like, oh, yeah, he just like slapped me around. Yeah, that is, that is something of a different take on that. It's totally different because when they talked about this at the reunion, Vicki was like, I've got the text because apparently there was a police report because Shannon called the police and locked herself in the kid's private, you know, hidden room and the other mansion or whatever. So we've heard about this story. Yeah, we've heard this story. So I don't know why now it's being changed to. She just got to be what type of it I misinterpreted it. Why are you changing it? You're not it's not making it

better for her. Yeah. Oh God. Well, so then I just lost my place in my notes. Oh, and can you hear the, oh, by the way, the street sweepers coming through. Can you hear the street sweeper now? Yeah, let's sweep this story away. I'm so sick of talking about this goddamn abuse. So now we go to Peggy Indico, and Peggy is wearing

some sort of like, tattered up, yet fringy denim disaster. It's like Shania Twain went through the car wash or something like that. A really bad one because the ruffles on it, or what'd you call them? I'm so dumb today. I'm so dumb today. The fringe were all diamonds.

Yeah, it was like a lot of stone. Ryan's stone disaster. So basically Peggy is talking to Diko but Iceland and everything and what is this bear? I was not naked. I was not naked. No, like bear animal. I was not a naked animal. No. So we see a flashback of Peggy calling Diko in an Iceland and she's like, sorry that they did this to me and that I needed you. I'm like, don't, I hate when people do that.

Don't, sorry. I'm sorry that I was like abused by these women. No. No. It should be sorry that I am emotionally needy and ridiculous right now. That's what the apology is. She's just basically not. It should be sorry that I am emotionally needy and ridiculous right now. That's the apology is she's Just basically not she's like they took what I said and twisted it and said I called it giraffe a bad mother

Like what it's like and also Megan refuses to pick up her baby inside my phone like it is still there How do you twist it the rough anyway? I mean, I know they have long neck, but that is ridiculous as it not I Believe in rights animals. And because I need a vacation from the other occasion. So I know we even got to see a doctor in Iceland. So we didn't break the OC tradition of the year, which is doctor's visits. Yes.

But let's go see Lester Lee MD. I love a rhyming doctor name. Lester Lee MD. Yeah, I like it too. And I like that. Shannon Lester's a movie. Lester Lee MD. Yeah, I like it too. And I like that. Shannon Lester's a super-moving Dr. Williams. Yeah. Yeah, Shannon Oson apology to Dr. Mude by the way.

Okay, just putting it out there. Yeah. For cheating on him. Yeah, she's going to like an actual doctor. Who does that? Yeah, she's going to get her blood work done because, you know, the producers are like, well, we've got the season finale coming up. We've got to wrap up the story.

So how do I get my blood work done so um we like look candy time with like no batch yeah oh is do you have a bullet potato no batch batch why would that potato the doctor's office because I put a special order in batch so Shannon saying how she entered menopause at 42 which is pretty I mean I don't know I don't know when the menopause at 42, which is pretty, I mean, I don't know, I don't know when the menopause time is, but the way these women talk, menopause doesn't start until you're 75, because they act like they still have many, many years to go. But that does explain a lot, explains why she's so hormonal, and what also explains a lot is that

Shannon doesn't like taking meds, because she thinks they're bad for the body, so she has not been taking her hormone therapy for years, and she's like, well, you know, I'm, I think it's good that I, you know, that I haven't been crazy or considering that I'm not taking my progenogen and whatever it's called. And then they show a montage of Shannon being absolutely crazy this season. I'll just have a nacho. We between these lives, bitch. Like it was all of Shannon's classic moments. Yeah, which is great.

I'm always down for a Shannon montage. Me too, especially when it's set to clown music. Oh yeah, that's the best kind of montage. So the doctor is like also, you're really low on estrogen, hormones, progesterone, cholesterol, heart disease, heart disease. He listed like 20 things, Estrogen, hormones, prigestorone, cholesterol, tater tots, taterone.

He listed like 20 things, but they didn't follow this one up with the montage, which I was upset about. Stop setting yourself up for beautiful montages and then not going into them people. Do your tests say that I'm low on wine because David only got two bottles for a dinner party party, two bottles. David, 40. Two bottles! David?

David, what are you 50 made of thoughts about David and hormones? Dude, your test show, the annoyance I felt at David eating potato chips violently in front of me. When Tamer won't even let me have a simple bowl of potatoes. And there he goes. She's like, good news everybody. The only reason I've been acting crazy is because my hormones are bad. She's like me. She's like, good news everybody. The only reason I've been acting crazy is because my hormones are bad. Everything's fixed. Everything's fixed.

So he says he's going to give her a test cream for her vagina or for down below. And she's like, what that being my vagina? And Tim was like, that's what's down below, bitch. She's like, okay, so I'm putting quite a few things in my vagina And time was like yeah, except your husband The only thing that can fix that is to boss that's okay. That is not hilarious That's you were sort of jumping the gun on my storyline there. Timer. Thanks a lot Yeah, so yeah, cuz they're talking about how David doesn't have much of a libido anymore and you know all that sad stuff So then we go to Vicki who is meeting up with Peggy

To sort of clear the air. They go to our coffee shop that Vicki didn't know was even there until this this coffee And so she meets up with Peggy and they sit down and Vicki's, oh, here's a member remember that time when you're being crazy And you're locked yourself in the room talking about giraffes and you know, baby some phones and stuff Well, we went out and we got headbands. So here's yours. So enjoy it and Peggy's like What is this headband? I don't see a drum and guitars. What is this? Hairband I will not listen I Do not like that Jovi I love their kiss when they met because they refused to touch. It was like the most awkward kiss ever. And then Vicki's like, oh, I've

never been to this coffee shop. Oh, this is the best big lid locks ever. I know that's what you want. Isn't it? Hagi. Make up your mind, Vicki. What why do I eat the lock and key? Why? What are these legs? Becky goes, you know I love locks. Yeah, you're so close, you guys. So I just wrote, wow, reality people will go to great links for a free bagel. Like Jesus, do you? I get it.

Do people get paid for this, you know? You know what, I get it, honestly, I really do. So they're hashing it all out. And Vicky's doing the whole thing. Vicky's like, how are you? She's like, so how are you? And Becky's like, how are you and Peggy's like how are you that is the question who's like okay Shakespeare

To be or not to be is something to be about a bee you know what our bees about It's just Shakespeare dumb down for for modern times. How are you? That is the question. If you prick me, do I not bleed? I don't know. Why would you prick me in the first place? Why would I have a spot on my shirt in the first place? We're far to Adal Romeo.

I don't know who's Romeo. Why is this girl on balcony? All the time. This is not how you date. Who is Brian or talk anyway? How about you on doc? I'm titling the scene, the meeting of the deadly diseases,

because they won't touch each other's cheeks when they kiss. It's like not because they fear the other is contagious, but that they might be, because their diseases worse than the other ones, you know. So this is where I was writing this sex, because Peggy, I feel for her, you know, she doesn't really understand the language that well, apparently. And if you really think about a American slang and how that would sound, if you didn't know what it means, it's very violent, okay?

Like you can't be the dead horse, that's cruel, that's cruelty. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining assault by bodily fluids Dog is a man's best friend like Men have animal brains like we're stupid. Don't throw stones at glass houses the underthalls Yeah, you know, I get it. I get why she would be confused. We can be mean as Americans We yeah, we're inherently mean culture on we we're violent we're violent. We're violent people Yeah, guys. But thankfully, you have a past.

It's like Vicki, who's like, you know it. It's not my fight. It's not my fight. Like, you know what? If I got in the fight with someone and like, you didn't defend me, I would understand. Because it's like, I would say, it's her, giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity.

I was like, could someone restart Vicki, please? She started. She started. She started.icky please? She started with Slap. Slap Vicky on the back. She's putting out a whole bunch of A's with question marks. Well Vicky, yeah, she's the new iOS system. Every time you press I, it's like a barcode and a square or something. It's like, what? It's like, oh yeah.

Oh yeah. It's like, hold it again, hold it again, jiggity jiggity. You know what I'm saying? I'm a grandmother. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, This is a bit of a grab other woohoo. I invented woohoo. And Peggy's like, you didn't have my back. But Vicki handled this well. She's like, you know what, look, I know that you feel like I didn't have your back. And it's true, I didn't have your back.

Because look, I'm a grab other, okay? And like, I don't wanna have your back. And I don't want you to have my back. I just want to go to lunch and be nice and not have each other's backs, okay? Like, can we just do that? And Peggy's like, oh, okay. And the fight. Yeah, fight this over. So then we go to Shannon who is playing with Archie the duck Archie. And she's very concerned about Archie because he's eating

a lot and he normally doesn't eat that much. Archie has David. David, have you been feeding Archie? Have you been feeding Archie? I'm like, of course, of course he's feeding Archie. Someone's like, it'd be crazy if they're not feeding Archie, you know? She's like, did someone take Archie for a walk while I was nice? Linda's he been getting his walk? Oh my god, most passive aggressive dog fight ever. Oh, well, he doesn't feel good when he's being taken on a walk. While I was nice, nice one to did that David's like, oh you know me dear. I just let them run wild. Yeah, even use a leash Being sarcastic and she's like, oh, well, I know

Yeah, and he's like, well, you know what I didn't have time because I was working out all the time. I was like, oh David Oh, they show they show footage of him doing the rings He's like will as a matter of fact dear, I take Archie and his Spartan race. Him too! Archie doing his part race! Alright, Dave, I've had a never-fabulous Archie come here, come to Mama's hands. I'm gonna feel, oh, his heart's going fast. His panting, things are strange.

40-50 negative heart-fibularies, fibulations. Dave, if you can, Archie, I'll never forgive you. Dave, Dave, right. So he's being a total asshole with his sarcastic answers and trying to start a fight with her. And she's like, oh, well, Archi, you're my best friend. And David is psychologically chewing potato chips in his head while he looks at her because she won't fight.

And she says, that's data my marriage? Not good. And so David tries a different tactic. And he's like, so what's going on, dear? And she's like, I just want to know what David feels. Then by his torture, she's how beetle juice. Do you remember that lady with the hole in her throat? That was not fun.

Dale. Dale. Dale. Dale. Dale. You know, here's a problem also, I think, with David. I think something that we have never really addressed, but I think it's time that we address it. David doesn't have anything interesting to say ever.

Did you notice this? Never. You know, Shannon always, Shannon's actually very conversational. She has a lot of things that she's always starting conversation about any wacky topic, and he just does not really contribute, because she's like,

ah! Ah, I think I got this check line from Iceland. He's like, yeah, I thought you guys stayed on California time. Like, why would they, how could they, David? How could you stay on California time in Iceland? It's just like, he's an idiot. And he's also just bringing his, and he says it like an accusation.

Like you said, you said you guys were gonna stay on California time. Like, sorry. He's like, ass volitionist right out into the open. He's like, I thought you were on California time. I mean, I probably slept more than you here. So now you didn't get your sleep, dear, great, dear, great. Like now you're sleep shaming her.

What is going on here? Why are you even in this scene, dude? Like if you're just gonna come on a being asshole, just leave. Yeah, seriously. So then Shannon's now just like focusing on R.C. She's like, he's breathing different. It's almost like he has been deprived of a bowl

of potatoes that he solely deserves. And David's like, oh, come on, buddy. Come on over here, R.C. And she's like, don't minimize it, David. They need loving from the mommy. And Pat some. So there's this long pause while he's giving her a dirty look because she won't fight. Yeah. And she's just like, oh, Archie, I love you.

Like I need to be loved. Someday it'll come back like a like a boomerang arch. So she's like, well, next week, David is Cantal lunch, which is huge, big, huge. They have Nick flavor, which I don't even know what that would smell like, but I'm gonna go support it. And they're giving Picky a large shirt, which I'd love to see. So I would love for you to be there. I don't know how you feel about that. And he's like, me neither dear. Maybe I'll go and then I'll leave. She's like, why would you, why would you do that, David? that David? Why he's like well because I don't want to deal with all the bullshit there It's a candle party and like honestly it sounds terrible. She's like hmm

Yes, the famous salmon She's doing like a Kate Chastain, but Shannon Chatton's twist on average like She's doing like a Kate Chastain, but Shannon Chatton's twist on it. She's like, so she's like, it's official. My husband is checked out. He's like the most popular library book in there. Just gone. Always gone. So pretty sad.

What a sad ending, but you know, Archie, I'm sure, felt good. He's like, wait, yeah, your pain got me some good padding. So thanks guys. Yeah, exactly. So that's pretty much it. That was the the Orange County episode. And next week, we have the season finale and then we'll launch into probably about two or three. I imagine three episodes of reunion. And then we put an end to this sort of wonky season of Orange County. Hopefully they'll come back with a stronger showing next year, huh?

Oh my gosh, I'm sure they're gonna have a great reunion. Yeah, well, they'll be good. Reunions are always strong. Speaking of reunions, we'll be back tomorrow to discuss the real housewives of Dallas reunion part one, which was, of course, absolutely hilarious. So until then, everyone. thanks so much for listening. Go follow us on social media. You gotta watchocrapins.com for all that stuff. We got nothing to show these days,

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