Watch What Crappens - RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union

Episode Date: December 14, 2018

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com **All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And like I was actually a bit sad that this was only two episodes long, this reunion. I mean, on one way, on one hand, I was happy because I find that actually recapping the reunions can be really hard because it's just like very dense. But then at the same time, I felt like certain things were kind of glossed over and I would have liked this show to get a three reunion treatment, but whatever, I'm happy with what we have. Well, I'm never want to complain that the reunions are too short because normally, remember when they started doing four? But they did once, they only did that once with Atlanta. And well, that fourth episode was pretty,

you know, epic, but there are times when three three episode reunion is generous and is totally unnecessary. I really have a family in Orange County. Yeah. But this was not one of those times. I mean, hell, just put Mama D on the stage to just let her talk nonsense for an hour. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, such a great season. It's a great, great season.

People, I feel like people who are in the know know what's going on. This is a show to watch. I have heard the ratings are not as good as the other franchises, which is a shame, because this show has really brought it all season long. Everyone has been involved in the central plot of the show. It's not like watching Atlanta right now where all the women are sort of casually doing something and intersecting when they come together for some contrived dinner.

This is like, they are all up in each other's business. This is how it should be. And if you haven't been watching the season, go back and watch it and get involved. Well, how dare you call Nini's boobs in bourbon party contrived? How dare you say it? How dare I?

So this is the second part. So they've already been at it. Andy looks basically like both Sid and Nancy in the first hour of this reunion. And now I don't even know how he's standing up. His eyes are so bloodshot. I mean, if he was pulled over right now for, you know, in B cave's Texas,

his ass would be in jail, okay? Yeah, I mean. I'm sure sit down. I, you know me, I rarely pick up on that stuff, but I'm like, damn, his eyes were like full on red. Either there's some crazy case of pink eye that burst out in between episodes, or this man has turned a fire hydrogen into a bong or something.

I don't know what's going on, but this man is stoned. Yeah, and it's no secret. He loves his playing around, which is good, I don't care. I love that too But girl show up at work. I mean I got your door. You're on the clock, sir Geez, okay, so we start this reunion with Andy just highest fuck like I the only shocker here is that he doesn't have a Snickers bar in his hand because yeah, like you need some kind of snack Stephanie is already sobbing I don't know what Stephanie like found her voice and she's using it to cry a lot. Yeah. She's like crying over everything. I

was like, why is she crying? Didn't they just have lunch? Like, what could have possibly happened at lunch? They ate something. It's devastating. Yeah, Stephanie is new thing is that before she says anything, she says, I love you so much. I love you, but I have to tell you that's like before everything. Yes. That's how she proceeds every every line this reunion I found my voice So we open with possibly the best clip package of any housewives reunion ever Yes, thank God that is pretty amazing and he, well, when it comes to contributing to the conversation, Cameron may not be talking, but she's always nodding something like that. And then we get a package of Cameron just nodding her head really big. Just like all season long, just nodding's like, I have a history of spacing off in conversation.

I was like, I love that she's like, she's proud to admit that she just does not listen to you. Yeah, she's like, when I start nodding my head and I'm talking, I'm on another planet. You're also on another planet when you're on this planet too so yeah. She's like if it doesn't have anything to do with pink or sparkles, dogs or distributors, like I'm out to Lone Che girl. I'm having a wonderful Taco Bell. Um, the fact that like her like her attention is limited really only to sparkle and dogs

and distributors, it's hilarious to me. Like a very specific range that she can actually focus for. And then the rest, she's just, you know, thinking of daisies. And then he's like, I thought you were just being judgey. She's like, it's so bad. It's my turn. And Stephanie's like, I just thought it was like Habit it's so bad

I never even knew I did it to my salon And even then I didn't realize how bad it was cuz I was nodding most the time I was watching myself And he's like did you find a partner for dog sparkle, whatever? And she's like, yeah, and I got to just, I got to create distributor. So now I can spend less time worrying about distributors and more time having wonderful burritos. Like remind me of Cabo San Lucas. Silica Cueso. So were you pissed at Cored who's always rolling his eyes at you anytime you talk about business?

And she's like, yeah, it's really hard when he treats me like all the other companies he invests in, because that's what he does for a job in Vesson companies and then scowls at them. He rolls his eyes for a living. But at the same time, hey, I got his money, I still want and carries eyes just bulge like You don't say that on a com walk. Oh. And then Leanne, who's like in her positive place right now, she's like just the positive host of a talk show. She's like, I think she locks it

because it challenges her when he rolls his ass. I'm just like, yeah. Cause like, proving to him that it'll work, it gets me off. Wait. This like the sluddiest thing carrots ever said. Yeah, I know. And even Deandra and Brad, you have to crack up. Deandra's like, huh? She said it gets her off, brother. Mother, mother, you hear this? She doesn't even have L-22 in her company. She's still

getting off. She's got that mother. Well, it's nice to see one storyline came full circle and that is cam finding it to strober. It literally came first circle. So now we have Cameron and Deandra moments where we get to look at their relationship and how it becomes strained and we get the whole cake up controversy and Jimmy and everything and we have Cameron saying, it's a very slippery slope from a butt plug to a butt dart, which still doesn't totally make sense to me. I actually think it's a fairly standard slope from butt plug, but also I don't even know what a butt dart is.

Second of all, I feel- I think you want me to tell you what- Hold your second of all I think she's saying that it's it's a it's not a far it's not a stretch from like blowing cake cups that you're asked to being butt-darded and taken to a hospital right that's what I was starting to think I was thinking like a wild elephant or something like you're going crazy I think I'm trying to loss her so, so here's a great example of Andy Cohen fully missing or maybe it's not my, it may not even be his fault.

Maybe just the producers. Like, I wanted to know why there was so much discussion about the cake up and why they kept calling it a cake up instead of like a curing pod, right? Like, these things bothered me all season long because cake up is the standard that anybody can come out with. That fits in any any curic parts. So they don't have to be cold curic. You can't see a brand name on the air, which is why we have our friends to show

Medea instead of Tweetah. Wow. Wow. Look at me. He's our smart today. Okay. So I also like why did Andy not say what was the big deal is not like it was actually in her anus. She just like held it and not say what was the big deal is not like it was actually in her anus

She just like held it and then dropped it on the floor like it like it to me. I still don't understand what was so controversial about that Stupid moment right, but it became something that plagued Their relationship for the rest of the season. Yeah, I think it was just deandra's general like thirst to be accepted by a young person cheerleader That moment made it like the best example is like you blew a cake up at your ass, you know like thirst to be accepted by a young person cheerleader, that culminated. Like the best example is like you blew a cake up at your ass, you know, I like the Andy compared, he's like these big season society names squared off. Like the half-fields in the McCoy,

and I'm like yeah, that's totally how the half-fields in the McCoy squared off. Shooting cakeups at their asses at each other, you know? Exactly, well Deandra doesn't help it by, again, talking again in this grandiose, loan-some-dub style by saying things like, well, you know, for many years, the Simmons and the Westcats have been friends. Okay, you guys are acting like you fully have castles. Okay, like, what is this? Yeah, you're a bunch of rich fucking privileged assholes with oil money who like, you know, spend 5% on cancer and 95% on ballgowns and salmon.

Okay, we all know what you're doing at these parties. That was a cater waiter. Yeah, and Dan just like, I mean, I guess what's hard for me is that I was a deputy-ta, and so I was held to a higher standard as opposed to the other girls, so I have to deal with a lot. Mother! And so, Andy's like, wow, it sounds like Pine Valley. so I was held to a higher standard as opposed to the other girls. So I have to deal with a lot. Mother. And so Andy's like, wow, it sounds like Pine Valley. I mean, it's wild.

You can just see Cam being like, yeah, isn't it great? I know, she's like nailed it. One again. And she's like, so. I'm so clean. I have a pine soul. So. And he's like, so, Tandra, you said that you behaved differently because you get it more because you were born into it and Cameron was married into it.

No, I never said that. I said, I wasn't born into it. My mother married into it when I was six years old What how does that make you any better? Honestly, you know your mom slutted into it and said to you, you know give me a break You both are married into it and Deandra just basically as a general note Has lost this whole reunion and she is just digging her lost Yeah, I think that D'Andra and again, we've said this many times like we both really like D'Andra a lot Like this has not made me lose any love for D'Andra

I'm just not on her side on this but like she fully I feel like she fully fell apart I mean it's bad when midway through carry has to sort of like give you the notes But like girl girl you have to choose a lame like this is not working for you like like she needs she Dandra is not staying on on message. Okay. It was her problem all season long like either you hate society Or you wanted to be a proof of all but you can't go back and forth with this, you know? Yeah, well then we get into the Jimmy section. Yeah Yeah, well then we get into the Jimmy section. Yeah, so face section Where Andy's like so you know your mother-in-law Jimmie Rickett wanted to try and boss everybody around And she mentioned that you're hanging out with some loser friend But you had to dump this friend after Jimmie Jimmie didn't approve for whatever who wasn't and she's like well

It wasn't referring to Bernie for whatever. Who was it? And she's like, well, it wasn't referring to Brandi. Kaylie. So I just want to get that core. Brandi, it wasn't you. And Brandi's like Brandi is over there just rubbing her butt into her glitter dress. Like like a dog with a with a little mat coming out of it. The worm mom of D6 and you're like with a worm. Yeah. Yeah. Like a dog with a worm and it's just like scratching the yellow somebody Bring your spaniard or something like that. Yeah, um, yes Brandi it's not you. I'm talking about I'm talking about your clothes

I knew it all You I can't tell if you laughed or believe your nose there. I started laughing and then had the mute to laugh. Sorry, it's Ronnie Heusekowski. I don't watch it. You're like, oh. Yeah, so anyway, it's like, so just Jimmy telecamera who to hang out with. And Cameron's just like, she gives advice. It's advice.

It's not giving an ultimatum. Like, don't you take advice from other people? Like when they say, I advise you to stop hanging out with Brandon D'Andra. Don't you take that advice sometimes? And the address I add, Leigh Ann goes, you do the same thing, D'Andra. But, ah, ah, my mother doesn't tell me

who to be friends with. She tells me business things that I have to do. Like get gendered and you hair and act. Or say hello to the tester as I come in because some tests I feel it that kind of thing get you get new post it's for Amelia Find a stapler for Joanne stop. It's the white out The camera is like camera's like well, you're sure her puppet. You're sure her puppet pop it, you're sure her pop it. Lindsay and her comes back with a great UR.

She's like, well, you're the Westcott puppet. I'm just gonna call you Westcott. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Definitely, it's like, not to be rude. Like, I don't mean to be mean, but I really love you. But like, if that's all you have to worry about, like how you behave around your mother and mom's like, I mean, guys, people are starving. OK, Stephanie. Thanks, Stephanie. Thank you, guys.

They're like bigger things to worry about. How my home last for the next three weeks, while Travis goes back to Harvard at night school. That's a big consideration. People get stopped toilets. What happens if the floor caves in into our foyer pool? So cameras. I know that's one of the things I put down.

People are starving. People have to fill in living room pools. That's one of the things I put down. People are starving. People have to fill in living room pools. Okay. You know what's funny is that our dear friend, Chelsea, who often comes on to work Google Hangouts, she told us on the last hangout that she's makes a running

list of like the little stupid things that we just can't help but bring up every single time. And I feel like that warrior pool is just going to plague us for the next year and year and year. Like just like anytime mentioned step, oh yeah, boy or pool. So anyway, step by step, yes, there's the bigger things to think about. And then Cameron starts doing this thing about society.

And she takes her like beauty page of stand. She's like, I've only said the word society once, but the fact that it comes up over an organ means that there's a lot of insecurity about it. And Carrie is like, I've never been insecure about a girl. I'm not insecure about it either. Really? Because you've cried for half the season about it.

I know. And then Karen, like she all but like takes out like a like a sign on a on a stick and says, I hate the word society. It has to stop. And society forever. And then everybody just stops. Andy like stairs at a wall and just starts blinking it was hilarious he was like just completely gone and then everyone else is staring at her and Stephanie's scrunches her face just looking around the room like so anybody gonna say anything? the one thing that you nice this entire cast is their puzzlement over camera, like taking a stand on the word society. Even Andy is like, I know I'm stone, but I'm pretty sure that just happened, right? Like I'm not that's don't right?

No, that was hilarious. It has to stop. Has to stop. Oh, Andy's like, well, if you're a part of this rare fight society They they literally cut the camera the movie cuts the camera and giving a face like oh my god You just said the word I said has to stop Like she gets us look on her face like Like sad curman face like you know

So he's like so society society society society society. Up in. In camera it's like well, Dallas is a judgey city and they do talk and by they I don't mean the S word. I just mean people who are gathered together based on their monetary work. People in certain circles, I'm not saying the part of Ossiety say, but what I am saying is they're in a circle, and that circle is higher than other circles.

They don't stand for bad behavior. And it's like, you're pretty judging yourself. She's, yeah, but I'm judging. Um, but I also have very high standards for myself. You know, I maintain the standards that come along with being part of high, high circles. Lack of a better word. And there is no better word. I'd like to add. So then Stephanie is like, before, before season one, I thought I had friends. I would have friends when I went to church

or like grocery stores, or like church grocery stores, or grocery stores and churches. And then after this, they wouldn't even look at me like they treat me like complete trash. Well, because season one you spent a good amount of that time talking about pooping and drunk on the lawn. So it can happen. It can happen. And then you know, the only people you could talk to were fellow housewives. And then season two, Brandy treatedudid you like gutter trash. So you see how it works and you're friends with Brandy.

Even people from Plano, see that's the thing, even people from Plano can be just as nasty as people from high dollars, S word. I just think it is hilarious that coming on this show, these women think that they like earn the Nobel Peace Prize by coming and being on the house. It's like the bravest thing they've ever done and it is hilarious because Andy's like so they were members of society. Oh Andy that hurt my ears. I have to stop using that word. We have to ship the part on. He's like they look down on you and she's like yes. Being part of look down on you and she's like yes, uh-huh being part of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh my god regular old Rosa Parks over there. I know, I know, seriously.

So then Emma from Provo says, hey Cameron aligned with Leanne because she's afraid of Leanne and Brandy just goes, ha, Creed, shut up Brandy. Shut up Brandy. I just gonna shut up Brandy the entire reading. Just be quiet over there with your glitter face issues. I don't believe for one second that Cameron's afraid of land, just because I don't think Cameron has the awareness

or the self-awareness to be afraid of anyone on this entire set. She'll be afraid of someone for the wrong reasons. Like if someone says, you know what, Cameron, I'm sick of you and I'm going to take away your cheese. She'll be like, that was scary. I'm scared of you and I'm gonna take away your cheese. So like that was scary I'm scared of her She's threatened me she threatened she'll be scared cuz of that shit But she won't be scared because of manipulations. Yeah, she could be in the jungle and like a killer lion could be facing her and she'd be like

Necessita most oboe porphy for best boy. Oh Like she wouldn't have the sense to be scared. Yeah, she wouldn't, exactly. She'd be like, you know, you guys call yourself the pride of lions, but I don't understand what's it be proud of coming and trying to intimidate someone like me? Sparkle lions. All these lions need is some pink food It's like out of all the women here. I'm most confident with the end And I felt if I felt different I would tell her straight up and tell me to really want to love me forever

Brandy's like you're her puppet At which point I'm sure I'm super shocked Andrew didn't say hashtag westcott hashtag westcott that's her new name westcott get it it's like her last name But no longer her first name because she's lost her own identity into their own family name So she's just be called by our family name now. It's like hilarious and something different levels right mother Leanne it's like you call everyone who likes me a puppet She's I do not it's just that she always agrees with you And then her story flips and cameras like whatever makes you feel better or Plano

Whatever makes you feel you while the hands hand is behind Cameron's head nodding it up and down Not to it anything at all not to anything at all. These are my natural head movements Brandy I don't have to get all, not to anything at all. These are my natural head-movements. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, okay, and Dan so Deandra do you think Cameron's scared of Leanne and Deandra goes I think that she's her dormant. That's what I think Cameron's like dormant Huh, what is that even? She's like welcome Welcome and then and then Leanne goes like, Dormat, like you, like you're your mamas, which I love that they're like, just not afraid to go there and it works every time.

Leanne is, Leanne is preparing for a huge fight with Mamadi. She thinks she's gonna get into a knockdown dragout and you can see the fear in her eyes and you can see her gearing up right now, like calling, you know, knowing that Mamadi is waiting back there with a stick to try it in her mouth. You know, some tick-tax in her purse ready to flick out of her's weapon. Yes, you know.

Big red. So, hey, so do we think that Leanne is sitting on some Westcott family secrets, which is why camera's being so nice to her. And Leanne's like, oh yeah, my tiny thug is about to bust the secrets. Yeah, I don't, I like, I can't even imagine what West Coffee I'm actually I can't imagine what West Coffee on the secrets there are, but like because they're so easy to imagine, like what's the point of even sitting on them, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, oh, court, court secrets.

Nobody wants those secrets, you know what I I mean like the blackmail wouldn't even work It's like listen. I'm gonna give pictures of your husband fucking and I'll oh god That's a bit you know what I'm gonna keep these pictures. Yeah, you guys carry on. I feel like the scandal supposed to be Oh my god court has been boning a hooker, but I think it's actually more like it's more embarrassing for the hooker like Oh my god hooker news daily is hooker got stuck with court yeah lian's like yep I was gonna say something but the hooker paid me so I'll just stay friends with camera yeah courts like please someone tell my secret no I promise the hooker I wouldn't I wouldn't shame her on TV and was this the question to Andy as she says

something like is everybody just terrified of lian so they'll let her get away with anything what is lian gotten away with exactly nothing ever okay they've got a list of shit that lian has come up with from season one that is held against her every day and I'm not going on a big lian stand-ups free here because she has done a lot of stupid things. But come on, they don't let her go away with anything. She is like a bumbling crook. Yeah, I mean like, like she literally gets, she is like Wiley Coyote, like she is the one, like things blow up and her literally blow up on her face, she falls off cliffs, you know, animals fall on

her head. And like, she literally gets what she like never catches, never catches the road runner. Okay, so why is everyone so upset? She still is in like a ranch house with Carly and Rich, you know, like making, you know, Frito salad or whatever it's called, Frito pie. And, Frito salad. There's that too, that's the thing as well.

Yes. I'm just saying, like the act like she is, like she has ascended to the top of Dallas Bipity. And like, she's not, she's the thing as well. I'm just saying, like they act like she is, like she has ascended to the top of Dallas Bipity, and like she's not, she's the same Liam, like everyone just needs to chill out. So Deandre, I think, is the one who's like, everyone is terrified of her. And then Carrey's like, I'm not terrified.

I mean, what else is she gonna do to me? But you want me to bend over? It's like, no, really? I'll do it naked right now, I'm sure it's like, that's definitely like, well, like at first I would scare the bird, but I was like, baby steps, but like now, I'm not scared, but like, come on the end, like the alcoholic thing, like the stump, just don't say that, just don't say that. Okay, well how about telling your friend to stop being a fucking alcoholic on national

TV, okay? And the way that everybody is saying that everyone's kissing Leigh Ann's ass, you're totally kissing Brandy's ass and I get that you have a legit history there, but you're sticking up for a monster right now. Well, I mean, I, here's the thing, I don't think that Brandy was acting like an alcoholic on TV either, by the way. I mean, I think she just is drunk and having fun. I think that, I guess that's what people are scared of with Leanne, which is that like if she's

unhappy, she'll start a vicious rumor about you. And like once the rumors out there, it's hard to dial it back, especially in Dallas, beepity, you know. So like that's that's probably where they get they're concerned about is that like get on her wrong side. She's just she's going to just start so much shit about you. Twitch, I say, well, being a bravo. Yeah, but they didn't just get on her wrong side. Like they went after her, trying to make it sound like her husband or her fiance was cheating on her over and over and over and over. And then she finally was like, well,

the only reason you guys hang out is because you like drinking together. And then they were the ones who turned it into this big alcoholic storyline. They were like, and don't forget season one, you told the world that I sat in a basket, okay? Well, season one, Leanne, there's no excusing season one, Leanne. And that's the, I think that people with long memories are still holding onto that. And

that's why they can't let it go. Because Leanne did, was the one who walked into that party with like, it's getting a little play-no in here about Brandy. And she was trying to mean girl Brandy out. And then she had her friend, that old slag Heidi, come on. And say that Carrie's husband, you know, that Carrie was, what was she saying? Like Carrie was some bimbo and didn't deserve to be in society, you know.

That's her way of, I don't know. So the original stuff that they're mad at, that totally have a reason to be, but you know, like fast forward all these years later, they're still trying to make the same shit stick to a wall that's been cleaned off and repaid. I think that same shit to a basket that's been cleaned off. I think that like, I think ultimately what this all comes down to is that I think everyone on the cast has a hard time understanding why the audience, I would say majority of the audience,

I don't want to speak for everyone because there are some very vocal to centers and I don't discredit what they feel because I feel, you know, I totally get it. But a large portion of the audience feels like Leanne is the star, she's what makes this show, she's like the fan favorite. And season one, she was just like the biggest villain and she was one of the worst people on Bravo ever and Brandy was the hero. Somewhere between season one and season two, everyone got some perspective and started to appreciate how hilarious and like Kuku, Leann is, that they all decided to embrace Leann. I just don't think everyone was on the cast, was able to really come to grips with that.

That's hard when you feel like you're the same person and the audience loved you. Now suddenly the audience doesn't love you. That's hard to come to terms with. And I mean, this whole fight that they had in Colorado about who's the queen of the show, it all is rooted in the same stuff anyway. So like, I think it based a lot of this just winds down, it comes down to ego. God bless it. Yeah, God bless it.

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Well, that's not her tea. That was bad. Now, all the live things difference. I have to be honest. Germany isn't a different social group. And they don't really cross paths unless I'm there to bring Sad Sad Deandra from staring outside the store window with her hands over her forehead so she doesn't get her brow marks on the glass. Bring her inside and give her a warm cup of hot choco. Yeah, now Deandra's all annoyed

that Jimmy loved her in the past tense. Like, well, what do you expect? I mean, do you think this woman's gonna still love you after you like through like a hissy fade about what, how Jimmy attacked you when she was just like talking at the table, you know, yeah, and he's like it's Jimmy Tarnishing Deandra's family name and she's like, you know what? Deandra can answer that. I don't need a babysitter. And Dandruff's like, why don't you ask your mother-in-law. She is your babysitter. Wescott? Andrews like why don't you ask your mother-in-law she is your babysitter Westcott

Who's here today your mama or should I say your babysitter Got to release backstage I got damn it I picked the wrong day to make a cameo appearance on a reunion of a show that I'm not even on god damn it Oh, and the end was like well, I'm not the one who invited mother and he is in Andy's like oh, yeah That was me. Yeah, I was stoned and I thought it'd be hilarious This is I thought I was inviting Deeds nuts to be honest and said these Simmons came instead, but you know, we'll roll with it So Leans like so, so they're like, so what's going on? Are this, I guess, there's some question to Leanne about the Simmons family and is like,

the has Andrew in it or what's going on with the Simmons family and Leanne's like, well, there are two sides of the Simmons family. One is respected and beloved in Dallas circles Cameron. Thank you. And the other side, well they're just trash. They call that the deandre side. They call that the cake cup squeeze inside. You know I'm saying and they may be poor but they can make a good cup of ass coffee. Yeah. Well, the truth of this, from what I've read, because I did a little reading, guess what?

It wasn't research, because it was on Facebook. Well, crap ends live and loving it. So, thank you to everybody who post your exhaustive research. Deandra is from a billionaire family, well, the Simmons family, but they married into it, like she said a million times, and she's been at war with the other side of the family who are like legit gazillionaires right and they're on the losing edge of that war so they have you know obviously still a lot of

money but there are like super wealthy parts of her family and that's why it that's why she's kind of lying whenever she's like it's just me and mama because she's got a lot of steps and stuff but Apparently they're all at war which hopefully we'll learn next season More than that because that's some juicy shit. I love when it gets to be like what do you mean my step sisters all they show? Yeah, you know that's what's gonna happen next. That'll be so good. God. I hope so are there related to the Simmons beauty rest I'm I'm not really the askin because you know these Simmons, you know these names, something you find out. I don't know. It's very important to me to know who's connected to Witch Matress.

So anyway, you know I have a problem with my cousin, sir. Now my step sister, Ceeley, she is a real trouble maker. I don't want to ever admit this, but I did want to have an illicit moment with my half. Well, he's not really related to me. It's like my step cousin. His name is Kay Asper. Yeah. Hey, that, but he's still ghost. Lisa.

Lisa. So, um, yeah. So Deandra now pops off on Leanne. Natural Anne says that Deandra's from like the black sheep part of the Simmons family. Deandra's like, you have no right to talk about Dallas society because you're not a part of Dallas society. So if I was you, I would clap it.

You know what, Cameron's now like on the floor passed out from the use of word society as so many times. And, Deandra, you're so full of shit with this. Like one second, you're saying you want to break away from society and you're sick of what they think And then you're like mean-girling somebody for being poor Yeah, you're such a dick and carries like Why do you even say that if you don't care about society?

It's like she's sitting there saying the same as have no right to talk about it. You're not a disalloc Dallas society person honey And then Cameron this is I mean like this, this bitch, I love her. She goes, you keep saying that I was married into it. Like what? Like, am I from like, geto or something? I grew up in Montecito. Okay.

Overall, lives there on the seat. Geto. And Andy starts cracking up. He's's like that is the funniest giraffe I've ever seen in my life And Andrew's like I don't know anything about you. I make your mother one time. I don't know anything about your family lineage okay Cameron I'm sorry, but I grew up in a very wealthy family, okay I've never even saw a city bus until I came to dolas Okay, I didn't even know what a trolley was. I thought it was a type of candy Really don't even know what a ghetto is. I've just heard it on an Elvis Procly song

I thought that means you you go there to get to somewhere else. That's the get to I thought that means you go there to get to somewhere else. That's the get to Not with a get-tell is my fucking trailer park laugh into the microphone. Okay It's okay, so she carries like do you guys know how ridiculous you sound like you sound like the most superficial Bitches I've ever seen in man because and it's amazing. I love it. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Sometimes Andy really gets us. I will say that. So then Andy now Andy has he smells blood on the water. So he's just going to keep stoking this fire and he's to mix metaphors. And he goes, so which family is the most important? The sentences or the west cots? I can't believe you're actually asking this right now. Please continue. And Brandy's like, huh, Threadman's. So then, um, friend Robation. So, he tells me, uh, and lift me and I had to call it. He keeps

trying to get Leon to get in trouble and she's resisting which I'm both mad and proud of her. But she goes, uh, you're just trying to make me a big old dogboat. I'm going past. That's how we do it in the south. We say, boom. I'm all like, also, it's the pyramid, but okay. Okay, so go ahead. That's a good one. The pyramid. Okay, all right. Now, here's the clue.

Okay, now this is an important family. They have a lot of money. People in society care about them. They are not. Oh, yes, that's correct. Okay, this family, all right, have you ever seen a puddle and you're like, how deep is that puddle? And you think it's just an inch and you step your foot in it. It's actually like two feet deep. They are the family equivalent of that.

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Who said they're like the Montague's and Capulets? Was it Cameron? I'm not sure because I started cracking up. Like over the summer, I went to Rouse for a taco salad. You know, one moment she's acting like I'm from the ghetto and the next moment she's giving me taco salad. Like which one is it? Yeah, it's like the Maltek using capulates. So Gary's-

But why did people always compare Phil Donahue and the capsules? This is so deandre to go to your house. This is so deandre to have you over for taco salad and then try and drag you like the next week. If taco salad can't bring peace. How's this world ever going to recover? I really thought something was special happening between us. I mean, who would have thought they could mix tacos and salad to my favorite things

into one bowl? And then you could just eat the bowl, never eat the bowl before. And then you can just eat the bowl Never eat the bowl before I call So now Carious fake getting close with your dad by going on a trip without him story So she's like well my dad my parents are very conservative people and the naked hot tub incident didn't help And then she does that thing where she tries to cry, but her I like, she's just unable. Like that's what a person who has her own Botox sticks at home. I mean,

she just looks crazy. Don't ever try to cry. Okay. Yeah, don't cry. Don't cry for me, Carrie, do you. But the truth is you have no more tear ducts. She looks like two different wind machines are hitting her eyes and blowing them separate ways. It looks crazy. So we're supposed to be sad that Carrie's parents are a couple of conservative pricks. And so we're posted on Facebook yesterday. One of the comments was, why don't they have her messy ass parent story in here because that would be much better than this fake one and I agree you know make them live together with the parents and let's see the dad tell her offer like always taking off her clothes in public or whatever yeah that's a better story much better much much better story yeah so then we get to

Copenhagen yeah so we start by asking about Brandy's plan to get really wasted and have Leanne call her an alcohol. All it. And Brandy is like, yeah, I thought I was going to prove a point. I'm like, well, you did prove a point. It's just not the one that you wanted to make. And then she tries to word it this way with the answer. She goes, I was just going to prove a point point and I was just expecting you to be honest with me

Like she's upset that Leanne didn't call her an alcoholic She's such a nut. I know. I said and he's like, okay, let's be honest. You were just trying to provoke her and Leanne goes it was best of aggression. Yeah, very definition. She's, you know what? Let me tell you, it's rang up fish, she's not fun. Ah! It's opposed to throwing up meat, that's fun. Yeah, so she never answered that question. So then Andy asked the question, everybody asked,

which is, you had a full TV crew with multiple cameras and now you're worried and she's like, yeah, but in my opinion She's vindictive and malicious and she did it for bad reasons and Kerry's family said no recording So why do it and me? I said well first of all there was no malicious intent and Kerry deleted it I've learned something new about op-ones which is that they have a trash section Apparently it's like Plano you don't know there until some of my points out, but it's actually there.

Apparently Texas has a trash section also. It's called Plano. She's like, I want to preserve the memory of my wallet at only time being at the Baltic, but that's okay. That's okay, Brandy. You can delete that from me. Oh, and then Andy's like, okay, but then on the same, on the same point, Leanne, I mean,

there were cameras everywhere, so why did you need the memory on your phone? I don't even get that. Shit, yeah, she's like, well, then it would be an edited memory. I want to something unfiltered and just straight, unedited, unblurred out footage. I could just stand to everyone Every news outlet to say look at my memory. Oh and Brandy's boobs happen to be in there too What everyone's dying to see Brandy's boobs Lying it up around the block of the Grove Andy so she's like well, but I should have seen we were in a volatile place

And I shouldn't have done it and he goes so do you still think that Brandy sold the phone and Brandy goes I didn't steal the phone and you know I didn't she is and Andy because do you know that she's like no So then we get Brandy's story of the phone. Yeah, she says Well, I was in the hotel bar, and the phone, it was found in the bar. So the fact that she said it was found, here's what I'm saying, someone on production found it and gave it to Brandon and said,

hey, why don't you bring this to Leanne? No, he was going to set up this whole drama. And so she had to walk through her room before going into Leanne's room. And so while she was walking through her room, Steph looked at the phone also, and then she's like, And now I'm going to call Cameron out on her line. I call Cameron Westcott to the witness stand. Did you or did you not call Leanne? You didn't. There were no missed calls from you.

I'm like, are you seriously going to argue this point? Do you know how many times I get missed calls and it never even shows up on my phone for real? Yeah, she's completely foolish at this story. I looked at it, saw it was yours and when I went upstairs, I had to go through my room and up the stairs and like she's planning, like she's making this hole and then I walked here and then I walked there

and then I went here. It's such a fucking liar. So then Liam's like, put that stupid. She did call. I was watching her call my phone. Like I was like, if you had called, I would have answered it. Like, but I'm like, why is this the point that Brandy wants to like make into a fight? That Cameron said that she called the answer phone and she's like, and Cameron never called it.

Like, what are you trying? This is like, this like some low level manipulation. Yeah, because she's constantly always tries to throw at somebody else. It's a dumb fight ever, and she's totally caught, okay? And then she gets caught again, because he goes, but yeah, but if you found the phone, it would be totally natural for you to try

and get in and erase that video. She is, but I couldn't, because she has face recognition. And Karygus, yeah, but she still has a code, and Brandy goes, what is it, 666? I don't erase that video. She is, but I couldn't because she has face recognition. And Karagas, yeah, but she still has a code. And Brandy goes, what is it, 666? I don't know. What you probably is, because then later she goes, oh god, this fight gets so crick. Look at me, I'm stuttering over myself

for you to do this. So Leigh, I'm like, I said my phone, okay, here's how this clone thing happened. I said that my phone has an app. And if you try and get in my phone. Okay, here's how this clone thing happened I said that my phone has an app and if you try to get in my phone three times It closed the nearest phone and let's just start slapping and Andrew's like well, I've never heard of that And he's stupid. Yeah, Andy is like cracking up because it's like it is the most blatant Like obviously fake thing you could even imagine like that's the thing that a drunk person says to someone let's say it's like a police officer don't give

a phone because it's got an accident clone you say yeah no officer don't do it like the fact that like brandy and even Deandra believed this cockamami story is so funny like even even if the app were true why would that make sense? You're trying to break into a phone and after three times the phone clones another phone. What? What is the functionality of that? Like a spiteful app that's like, now you see me, now I don't, I'm someone else now.

Like a big, so, I mean, it's so hilariously dumb and the fact that Brandy went on for several episodes in like anger and fear about her phone Actually being cloned and calling your mother and saying well, I guess I have to get a new phone because Leanne Clown mine. It's like I can't believe this. Oh my god. This lady is fucking nuts. Brandi is really showing her colors because then Brandi is like if I stole your phone which oh my god I'm an old-old good lord Plano get on your education system sorry a cough but she's like if I stole your phone why would I deliver it to the door yeah she was second of all why did you never say anything to my fucking face you chicken

shit I mean Brandy has a point like if she stole the phone she probably would Why did you never say anything to my fucking face, you chicken shit? I mean, Brandy has a point, like if she stole the phone, she probably would just like take it with her back to the US and find some hacker, I guess, to break into it. Or she would have just like thrown it into the ocean and then that would have been that. But then, now she's mad that Leanne never approached Brandy to say, hey, I think you stole my phone. Yeah, because she's not saying everything to your face

because she doesn't want to have on camera fights with you, you turd, okay? And that's obviously all you're trying to do with her. So she's like, you're a bullshit. You left the next morning after you beat on our door mercilessly the night before. She says, yeah, because I wanted you to say it to my face. She's like, well, I took an ambient

and Cameron's like, it was 3 a.m. Okay, so Brandy comes into their door and starts camera is like, it was 3 a.m. Okay, so Brandy comes into their door and starts slamming on their door at 3 a.m. and won't stop. That's fucking crazy lady. Yeah, it is crazy. I mean, that's just crazy person behavior. And then yeah, go ahead. And I was just saying, and then I like the camera and though, just has to make this all about her. she's like and Brandy for you to say that I didn't call that's a freaking lie So now you've lost my trust you've lost my trust and Brandy's like you like all the time and Cameron's like oh, this is awesome Let's go let's go

Back's facts stand up stand up until the room the facts the facts the facts stand up Stand up Stand and deliver And he's like no one stand up. Okay, everybody please say seated. Can we call AT&T then? No, we're not calling AT&T or standing up She's like, you know how you can tell a man was in the refrigerator, because there's not lipstick on the milk carton when it's open. Okay, it's like no more stand up, please. So Leonid, Dan Draver, best friends for over 10 years. Which by the way, Dan was trying to totally walk back.

She was on another podcast this week. I forget which one I think it was juicy scoop and saying that she was barely even friends with Leanne and this is all manipulated for the show so Interesting Deanna's really friends just had her in her wedding You know, well she said that somebody else dropped out and so so much suggested Leanne at the last second Which is just still obviously a lie and so rude also and also who like I kind of feel like if someone drops out of your wedding then like you don't have to have you this is not a Broadway show You don't need to have a swing You can just like you can just like go on with like one few of rides and it's no so she's

Leanne and blah blah blah best friends but it changes season over finances infidelity and alcoholism and Brandi is nodding her stupid ponytail like laughing to herself which I don't know Brandi always thinks she's fucking winning something like you just look like a total idiot on national TV and she's like, they out there. So, Dandra's explaining that why she was pestering Leanne and she was like, well, after the engagement mother, you know, I was all excited. There was gonna be like all sorts of stuff. There were bridal showers and fittings and wedding planning

and then nothing happened. And so I started to get worried. I was very, very worried. And I was worried that Richard was just trying to appease her, which would have made me very, very sad. And I'm like, I sort of get that logic, but I feel like the way you like handle that is to not like just like call her out, you know, like whether it's Leanne or anyone just like, you don't like just like call someone out at your four year anniversary party, you know, and be like, what's going on with you?

You're not really getting married. And then like, yell at her at a restaurant in the middle of Colorado saying, like, you know, like, you don't really want to get married. Why don't you want to get married? Why don't you be honest with me? Why don't you get honest with me? It was so over the top and so crazy.

And this is an example of where I wanted the reunion to dig into that a little bit more, because I think what we were all feeling as we were watching it is, why do you care so much like why are you getting so up into Leanne's business about this like actually have a preacher at that dinner where she was at her anniversary dinner that was going to marry them like she was totally ready like if you just think about that sickness she really was going to have Leanne get married at her anniversary parties so they could compete forever over anniversary parties.

Yeah, I just felt like I wanted her to get grilled a little bit about, don't you think that isn't she entitled to go at her own pace? Why is this so much your business? We all felt like it was a very obvious like projection of of like the pressure that d puts on to d'andra was her just like sort of paying it forward on to lian you know yeah well she's uh... then the it moves to lian for that two hundred dollars telling carry that d'andra was crying because she only had two hundred dollars left in her account

so lian's like well here's what happened that came from from shopping and i knew that someone had tried to get into my phone because suddenly my phone was dialing me and Donald Duck was on the other end. I was like, Mickey Mouse on the phone. He's like, sound topic please. So she's like, well, they came back from shopping and Deandra was really upset with her because her mom's going to be mad because she bought all this money and I said to her just return that stuff. There's no reason you should have to feel like you have to spend that money

Just because you're with Brandy Yeah, which basically she said they were out they they you know She's she's already having like money issues because she's having issues with her mom, etc etc etc and she's gonna have to lose's going to potentially lose all this money separating out. And then she just went to the drunken, like purchasing spree where she doesn't have that money to spend and she was drunk and she was like, oh, well, we got to return this stuff because you basically have only $200 left in your account or whatever. And Lee Ann claims that that's what she said to carry. And that's what Deandra's gotten all pissed about.

Yes. Because the Android even says she goes, I mean, I did spend money that I shouldn't have spent and that's all I'll say about it. I'm like, so you basically like spent like all your money on a drunk and shopping. Yeah, she basically confirmed what Leanne said because she said, me and my mom were not on good terms and I spent more than I should have, which is exactly what was said. So curious. By the way, welcome to the rest of us.

Yeah. And so Andy's like, but why did Carrie have to repeat it? Cause that's what started it. She goes, well, look, Lee, I was singing out of concern and I repeated it out of concern. Cause like, and also, like, I would want to know, like if people were saying that about me and Andy goes,

why? And she goes, cause, Ernie, it's not the first time or the first person that have talked about our finances, okay? She talks about it. I'm just saying, like, pick a struggle, Okay. I love you other way. But are you? One minute you care about society and the next you don't just pick one. I love you no matter what girl. I do. Just pick one girl. She's like, but then why would you go to your art? But Liam would go to our arch enemy and tell

them my business that makes no sense. First of all, I like all archers. You've ever been to St. Louis. It's beautiful arch beautiful. Okay. I have no arch nemesis What in bravo McDonald ever did you? And then so then Cameron goes There's no reason for us to have this conversation And there's no reason for us to have this conversation because in Copenhagen you told me in the cab ride all the way back to the hotel that Leanne gave you the golden ticket. America is going to eat this up because they can relate to only having $200 in their bank account. Yeah, it was the best thing to ever hop on the year.

It's like, was that on the best thing to ever hop on the year. So, um, was that on the show? I don't think so, Cameron. Was that on the show? What she's saying, if it wasn't on tape, it doesn't count. I mean, you're so full of shit, then, not there does what Leanne said, because that wasn't on tape either.

And then Deandra, the way you can tell Deandra's fully caught, is that she starts being like, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not case like if you're if I'm believing all this stuff now because I don't think I think Cameron is like a repeater exactly how it happened. I think she is. I mean sometimes she gets dirty saying like oh I got to I've spent all this money and I only have $200. She thinks she's hurting me but now America's gonna love me because they know what it's like to be poor. Like well that is nuts. Well you know what's funny? I will say this, I could imagine being like, it is nuts, but there is a way that Deandra could have spun them and like, yeah, I did say that. I said, you know what, like, she may be trying to like,

make me look like, you know, shitty, but actually I think that people will really relate to what I've been going through. It just goes to show that whether you are in Plano or you're in high society, you can still have financial like, like, charcoals, which is really what she should have said right then and there. But instead, she just is like, no problems here, mother, no problems.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, Dan Dread is like, oh, a golden ticket, just like your golden hair. I was like, oh my God, she's spiraling out of control with this point. So now we go into the Phil Collins section. We're discussing separate lives. Get it. So Deandra is like, oh, so Deandra, you kept on saying

that like, rich and lean, leading separate lives. It's just, I never said he was unfaithful. I never said he was unfaithful, which is hilarious to me because later on in the reunion, which we'll get to, there's all this talk about how Leanne implied, she was an alcoholic, and implications, you were implying, implications are fact and Dallas, you know? So like you saying that they live separate lives,

you know what that is? That's an implication. And also she literally did say it and he's like uh yeah you did say he was cheating and she's oh well I said it in my confessional but I didn't say to her face like it's better it's definitely because um I love you Tandra but if you're gonna say it you should have said it to her face because like that's a hard way to hear a rumor like if I did that to you or you did that to me it would break my heart like I wouldn't even be able to like get in the bed like people are starving and bands like rich and odd don't have problems okay you only has one

odd he can barely masturbate all right you should see him trying to move his hand over his dick he misses every single time I'm like okay rich Let me do it for you stop looking at me, Carly For I got here is in the hotel room trying to make the remote control come So she's like he's never cheating. Well, I know that's not true because both X wives saw me out and came to me and told me different story Okay, so his X wives okay, so you say you said they need him or that he's cheated in the past because now you're playing with semantics and no both X's did not just fucking come to you out of the blue. And I mean, I was suggesting that he's fucking the X's. Come on.

Yeah, I mean, hey, you never know a lover scorned. They might do that. I mean, but I, but I, I just think it's funny that she's like, I never said he was unfaithful. I never said he's unfaithful. By the way, his ex-wats came up to me and said that he was unfaithful. It's like, what? Like, just it, like, just like the end, you just have to like, what you've got to do is you got to sit down and think about what you're going to say. Okay. Because it's all over the place. And this is her intervention. Because Kerry is like is like oh you're hitting below the belt girl

And he is like don't you see you're below the belt I'm just trying to help we're all using trust in you to andra Using your trust or use it. I don't even know if I can keep a cake up near you and walk into the other room So next is the alcoholic discussion. Oh yeah, here we go. So if Leanne never called you an alcoholic, Andrew, why do you keep insisting that she said that? And that's when she's like, well, Leanne implicates.

She implicates much like I would never implicate that she was unfaithful with which I would merely just say it behind her back. And she's like, but who was the first person to say alcoholic? It was you. You said, are you calling me an alcoholic? And I said no. Brandon's like, but you said in your blog that she had a problem with alcohol. Did you imply it, Leanne?

I said when they were together, all they do was drink. Now, is that what drug people do? Yes! And then it was like the hallets do yes! And it was like, how does that not mean? How does that mean I don't have a drinking problem? See, here's the thing though. Here's what's driving me nuts about this is that you can say

that two people, all they do is drink. They don't seem to actually connect in any other way except that they go out and they party. And that's all they do is drink. They don't seem to actually connect in any other way, except that they go out and they party. And that's all they do is they party. It does not mean alcoholism. It does not mean that either one of them is an alcoholic, but they are the ones who are really elevating it to the alcoholic place. It does not help that Leanne, three quarters of the way through the season, had that weird monologue where she spoke theoretically to Kerry and said alcoholic.

But it's all just getting confused and no one seems to be parsing out the syntax here. Yeah, they're doing it to themselves. Brandy was so worried about being an alcoholic that she made it her main storyline for the season. Admitted that she drank a bottle of wine a night to go to sleep when she was stressed out and then got shit faced on national camera. National TV, so someone would call her an alcoholic. I mean, these don't know birds. It's so funny. And then Andy was like, well, Dan, Dary, you said that you've had issues before, but it's not with alcohol. What is it with and do you have any on you and she's like well I did cocaine in my 20s but then I went to see a wana oh my who does that I came back with no drug problem but I did have any

rack and so oh my god that was the I went to do a w wanna Back then when it was safe What are you taught? What is happening here? She's Well, I did have a drug problem, but then I went to Bogota and things were fixed I spent a month in the jungle working for a man called hefe and I don't want to say what he does there or how many guns he has in his compound, but I'm okay now I'm okay. I had an addiction to cream cheese Andy, so I moved to Philadelphia for three weeks

and I swam in Cal's cream. Okay. Until I was done with it. It's like, what are you talking about? I just like to you, I just don't see, okay, I've never been to to you. I don't want to be ignorant. I just don't really see it as being a rehab friendly place. No, I mean, you know, if you're doing the rehab I like, which is where you don't do

drugs until after five. That's where to go. I don't know. So Leanne's like, but don't you see that no in that? It made me more concerned. And so Andy's like, well, wouldn't it be okay to flag that kind of behavior and worry about it? She is, well, I still hold on the truth that it was nefarious in every way. So Andy puts on his, his like, Dr. Phil mustache. She's like, um, I just want to point out that you guys have both made quote unquote nefarious accusations out of quote unquote concern. They Mustache, she's like, um, I just want to point out that you guys have both made

quote-unquote nefarious accusations out of quote-unquote concern. And they're like, yeah. Mm-hmm. And like, maybe like you can understand, since you don't like her accusation, but you understand the concern that you used in your accusation, maybe you can understand their concern. And they're like, hmm.

What's wrong, sorry. He's like, well, I've invited someone here who you both listen to in a sense Which is such a funny way to put it and the D just starts talking from backstage like She is right the little accident here I brought my purse because I need to get my daughter allowance and the end ain't gonna give me instructions. I said they see where am I going? Hi, darling. All right, there's a pillow here. This is not so it can be a little not like the ones I have in my office. My office was shit That's because the android designed a daughter anyway. What's going on? How's it going? How's it hanging? Fixing this mess is gonna gonna gonna call for America a great one Robertson.

Looks like you guys have all been having a hard night, but not a good morning at the black. I guess he right now. Thank you, Jesus anyway. Anyway, oh, sorry, I just got some ketchup on you, Andy. Let the Lord be your light. And then she's like, your hard night good morning, Tunnel.

So D is clearly like her 700 club persona has turned on and she's like ready to go But she's also quietly evil. She's like, I think y'all have had a lot of action going on Rotland Leandro Stairs at her. Just are you okay? Leand lands like always will be good. I'm glad almost a river like you be good. I'm glad. Almost a while. I love you. Yes, I guess you are a survivor. Although you never had survived the terror that is being a mother to this monster over here. That's just how I feel. I'm just joking. What is it? D was coming out here to fight with Leanne, but then she watched the season and heard the reunion and sees that Deanne is or Deandra

is just getting her ass handed to her.. And so she rolled back because she was actually nice to Leanne then I think even Leanne thought. Cause when Leanne starts almost survive her just like you. I was like, oh, it's victim Leanne. She's gonna come out and fight with that victim shield. Yeah. So D is like, I love retirement. It is so fun.

I get to sit at home and think about all the ways that Deandra is ruining my legacy. Ha, hilarious! Uh, so... And he's like, so, did. Leanne really name you, Mama D, because no one will give her credit. And she's like, she did, Andy. And the first time you said that, Leanne was in the address kitchen. And you said, Mama D, please ask the emperor to do this show. Tell her that she should be on the show. So here's D giving Leanne credit

for not only naming her, but also not only offering the emperor the show, but begging her to do it. Yeah. So Mama D is playing shade on her own daughter, which I love. Yeah, and then she's like, and by the way, you know, I always keep at least eight pounds

of butter in the kitchen. Like if we ever drop below eight pounds of butter, I tell the servants, you better go get that butter, okay? Deandra needs to be fed. Oh, you're right here, daughter. I keep forgetting that you're here. What is Deandra supposed to make with her protein shakes? Get to the grocery store.

You know what they say? That bulletproof coffee. It's where they put the butter in the coffee. I know you know why it's called bulletproof because I make the Andrew drink and I shoot guns at her. Well, I'll tell you I call a bulletproof because someone tries to shoot me.

I grabbed the Andrew and I put her in front of me. Haven't been it once. So Andy's Andy starts grilling mom a D about he's like, you know, Liam never said alcoholic to you and she's like, no, but Lee and said Deandra might have become an alcoholic and Liam's like, I never said that. And then he's like, okay, well, that's the way I heard it. You know, when you're almost 78 years old, you hear things different.

And I was like, see, now that's the way everyone should be responding on these shows. Oh, that's the way I heard it. Never mind. You know, yeah. And also bullshit because you should, that caused a lot of problems. You know, you took the wrong side and then you went on national TV again and tried to start shit with the whole cast against her. And they showed the clip even and she didn't even come close to saying that. And she got up and she said sorry and Lee Angus mmmm but that's what it was so sorry that's what was so great about it is that she's yeah well

I heard it that way never mind and just like oh like she just sort of like gets off though it's like when Kelly Dodd says who cares who cares yeah um or Kelly Dodd just immediately, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. No, I don't want that. No, no, you're great. So what's the real issue here, Mama, the inches?

Well, when two idiots love each other, they care so much about each other, and they even have the same crazy witch hair. You know, when one of them moves on, sometimes they lose a diamond when they're collecting stones. And by stones, I mean, L-22, where is that, there is that ingredient, Andrew. So, Leanne's like, well, I know that most of Deandra's life she wants to win. And if there's no situation that she's not winning She finds a way to win. What are you talking about? What huh? What do you mean? She is I don't even know dandruff. Oh, we're so new and then he's like so you mean the show

You mean that she's trying to win the show and then Deand goes or Deandre De goes Yep, I think Lee and try to about that Yeah, yeah exactly and then they have to immediately goes okay well yeah that's true that's right that's true i'm like okay so you just admitted to your motive for doing every city thing that you've done this you just officially confessed at the end of this reunion you don't yeah so andy's like so what would you have to do to fix all this,

fix this problem? So they start to sort of like do faux apologies and you know, Leanne apologizes for making the $200 comment and Deandra apologizes for the rich comments, although they both preface it, we're like, well, I've apologized for this about this before, but I'll do it again. Which by the way, Kevin Hart, take note.

This is how you do it. Sometimes we just want like just one more apology. That's all we need. You can say you did it before, but just give it a nice, give us a new one. That's all. And he's like, all you girls need to realize. Cam, Camerad, look at me, Camerad. Camerad, it's like, ooh. Because Camer Cameron I think was expecting to yield that too.

Because boy Cameron's like nodding like she's like a cat on the dashboard. She's like hmm. She's like you cannot change the beginning but you can all change today to change the ending which ends with the andric and the business repossessed. Okay we all know it's going there. So let's just fast forward and eat some popcorn together. Shabby. And you know what they're going to have to do? And they're not going to like it, but I don't give a nats ass wrapped around a rain barrel on a train track on the western side of a rain of a raincoat underneath the sunshine when the clouds are out and the camels are on the desert. You ever heard that one in front of Andy?

He's like, please sleep now. I thought this would be more fun, but you're scaring me now. Okay. Then my favorite part is that he goes, you know what? I love you, Leanne. I've loved you all these years. And Deandra, I definitely love you too.

Deandra's like, uh, thanks. Well, I want you to be best friends again. And I'm willing to work with you. And he's like, so, Leanne, you willing to work with Mavadish? Yes. I would love a coach. It's not a test to other side. Actually, I'd love coach from Sears. Unfortunately, he's passed. But if we could don him back into existence, I'd be willing to do that. See, the problem is we tried to work with Mama D before, but she put ketchup in my meditation bowl and suck fries on it. He's like, okay, Mama D, you can leave now. So Andy, honey, I don't know how

you do this. You're going to need lots of therapy. I got you a plane ticket to Tijuana. It's just waiting for you. Right? You just let me know when you're packed. He's you a plane ticket to Tijuana. Just wait and see. You just let me know with your pants. He's like, yeah, he's excited already on Grindr. So now it's hot now it's like coming to the closed number union. So Andy's like, so let's leave on a positive note. If you could have one do over for the season, what would it be?

At which point no one gives any doovers. They just start making proclamation. So Steph is like, I wait too long to say how I feel. Like when I broke my ankle, falling into my fire pool, and I was like, oh, but it didn't say anything for three months. Now I'm walking circles. I'm curious, I'm overly honest.

Camber, it's like, I'm gonna hold back questions. And everyone starts cheering. Yeah, I was so mad. I was like, no, please ask questions and don't let things go. And Andy said you're gonna let things go. And she's like, I won't let it go inside, but let it go on the outside, Andy.

Wait, we're pressing, yay. Yeah, which also means you're not letting things go. Yeah, and Brandy apologizes for something that happened five minutes ago because that's the only thing that the mosquito brain she's got. So she's like, I apologize, you're saying camera's a liar. If I had really taken the time

to scroll through that phone more, excuse you, you do know that you just confessed to scrolling through that phone. then she's like oh and Try and harder to get in. I would have seen that you called Yeah, you don't scroll on a home screen unless there's notifications, I guess so Deandra's like well, I think mother what I need what like to do is like follow a certain president that was from my state who had a son who was also president and he is he is not a tree he is a you would call him a blank a Hanukkah blank is like a dandruff we are no longer playing pyramid oh George Bush I need to speak

in a con their gender white okay and then And then he's like, oh yeah, that president you worked for. She's done she missed a man. Oh my god, are you not a villain enough? Mentioning your politics right now. You just need to be quiet over there. Why is that what you're telling literally just died? He literally just died. So Leanne is like, I would do a lot of things different, but I would continue on the journey

to being a peace-filled person. I was like, that's not a do-over. Yeah, and then she's this is Mama D. She's like, you know, Dantra, I think that sometimes Mama D puts pressure on you and forces you to see things in a way that's not healthy. And I must be able to protect you. What? Okay, so now you just threw the old lady into the bus and admitted nothing, right? So then, uh, and he just goes, and he just goes, that's nice. That's nice. So then they all end with a shot of the spitfire, which is to kill in fireball gross. Yeah, and Cameron's foot falls asleep.

Like Cameron's foot has the same attention span as her brain. She's like, I'm gonna stand up right now. Oh my god, I feel sparkles on my leg. Oh wait, just sleep, I fell over. So everybody, that is the end of the real housewives of Dallas this season. What a great season. Thank you for that season, bravo. Bravo, bravo.

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Top Chef will be on the bonus for next week. And then it moves to the main show. I'm really excited for Top Chef this week because I saw on Twitter that the Quick Fire Challenge is make a meal about gal Simmons. It is not. It literally is like make a meal about gal Simmons. Oh my god. That's amazing. Yeah. Did you I made a I made a pretzel made out of did you mean to

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