Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder

Episode Date: September 6, 2017

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Not only does it does it celebrate quasi-moto? Not only does it make me feel better about my bet midler posture, it also is the day that we get to talk about real housewives of Dallas, which I am loving in its second season. I said it at the past few weeks, but oh my god, thoroughly entertaining, thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly entertaining. Some of this weekend said, what is it that you guys love so much about Dallas? I said, I can only speak for myself, but Texas women are the only women like Texas women,

you know? There's no other flavor, quite like the Texas woman. It's like the dripping with the biggest diamonds ever and the biggest houses ever. I mean, some of these houses that these women live in are bigger than any houses on any other show, you know? Yeah, and it's just normal for them. Like they're dripping with money and it's all from ridiculous things,

like making cubby holes for locker rooms. Or what is the other one day? He makes storage units or something. Yeah, like locker rooms. It's like manufacturing the plastic that goes on the outside of a trapper keeper. Yes. They're the guys who, like, they earn their fortune with selling tabins or it's that go into dividers in a folder, you know?

Yes. Shit like that. And there's also still the, I mean, there's still the social climbing and everything else. But micro aggressions, this social climbing in the charity world, your charity world is over. Really is a thing in Texas and it's hilarious. And Dallas, especially that they keep looking down on the people from

Plano is hysterical to me. It's like you need to zip code. You can't live outside of Dallas. You got to live in it. Yeah. Yeah. I know I personally to me the reason why I'm loving this show is I'm loving all the microaggressions from all the women. I get off on that. It's it's my bread and butter. So I'm loving it. And you can tell that Bravo is behind the show because they open up the episode like with the blatant, blatant real housewives of Atlanta music. They are like, real housewives of Atlanta are our most successful franchise and we are going to give some of the mojo to Dallas because like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Also, the view of feminism on this show, it's like, I'm gonna say how much the kids, and, you know, it's like kind of the standard 50s look at it, like, we say how much are kids,

but then it's also like, I'm a feminist, I get to spend as much money on stupid, as you do. It's like, oh, I love it. Like, that's a march I can get behind. They wouldn't even be a woman's march, it would be like a woman's drive, you know You wouldn't even see anybody because they'd be inside their cards with air conditioning

They just put like a special magnet on their car that's like we're inside here and we use more women So we started out At Travis and Stephanie's new awful McManschin House with the pool and the foyer. And, you know, Steph is still annoyed about this house because they actually bought this thing. It wasn't just a joke. And Stephanie's like, well, I don't like this house.

However, it's close to the kids' school and it's close to like a lot of good restaurants. So there are some perks. I'm like, okay, you just spent like $5 million to be a little bit closer to, you know, macaroni grill. You could have had a helicopter for that. You could have, you could have just like put that towards an Uber account. It's called 10 minutes earlier.

Call leave a little 10 minutes earlier, closer to the macaroni grill. That is so Texas too. It really is. I like the macaroni grill. I appreciate that you're looking on the bright side, but you still spent $4.5 million on a house that has a pool in the foyer and a ridiculous fireplace. And the one good thing about the house, I thought was the spa with a nice big panoramic windows and they're like, let's tear this up. I'm like, what is wrong with you people? And Travis is like, well, I'd like to

pull out the master bedroom to here and then read you the bathroom So it's here and then we'll have a glass elevator going up like this house is already a money pit Why are you doing that? Like this? I mean this is not really a long to hear there's no need for a glass elevator And look what happened there. Yeah, and I'll like didn't they all die somehow and Stephanie's like look at the pool This the floor is gonna be disgusting and Stephanie's like, look at the pool. This the floor is going to be disgusting. And he's like, well, you're real good at mopping. And then the music goes, but dumb. Well, she's like offended. But yeah, I hope she's good at mopping because she's going to be mopping that blood. Who puts a marble floor around a pool? Yeah, enjoy all those broken bones.

You know, I hope it's also close to a hospital. Oh, by the way, enjoy your indoor mold. Also enjoy when your family pet drowns in the pool. OK? You better like, you better like, bone up on your mouth, mouth, or cessation with a pool in the foyer. She tells Travis, Hi, these just down the street, which worries me, because she's the one who asked Carrie

to swallow a corn dog. And if you don't want to be friends with so much, just don't invite them to your home. And he goes, yeah, but that's what they do. That's what they do, those ladies. They're like, come over, swallow a corn dog. I mean, look at that black and white cookie walked in here. I almost kicked her out. You know, it is funny, because these women do sort of look like they had traumatic experiences

in the chocolate factory growing up Like if you ever wondered whatever happened to root root assault she grew up and was on real house was a Dallas You can now she loves pink Yeah, like how you doing over root assault how you doing? Definitely, you know like eight the the blueberry whatever was you know She definitely sipped from the chocolate fountain found she wasn't supposed to and now she's how you dealing violet you turn to violet violet so there's a swan they buy it a big floaty swan to be friends

and Stephanie you know her feminism she's like he bought this house without telling me so I can spend whatever I want I don't like that fireplace and the island. Okay, you go. It's like burning your bra in 2017. You go girl. And then Travis is making all these requests. He wants to change out the spa room and he's like,

ah, and he's like, well, I'm the one making the money. So I'm the one cranking at your babies and who take half of your money at any moment, sir. Yeah, exactly I'm like leave the spa room the way it is the one by the way they are they keep on saying things like oh This is such a beautiful view of the water. Okay. You are not on the Mediterranean. It's like a small pond The next one highway with an office park with dead trees. Yes, you've got a good view of the Texas size mosquitoes that will be torturing you for the rest of your time

at this home, okay? Yeah. So Brandy and her husband in the doctor's office. Thank you. I was like, oh, look, I think this is an ad for the birth control I had. he's like what is that? It's a vagina Like huh

He's so that's why we have trouble getting pregnant sometimes he doesn't know what a vagina is I still contend that he looks like a clean shutven seven dwarf of Snow White and the seven dwarves Like he's a Disney character and he's just way out of his element He's like what would happen if one of the seven dwarves went off to the city and got a job at like selling lawnmowers They'd be very sleepy. That's what So brandy tells the doctor the doctor like hey y'all has a gun. Let's head So they tell the doctor the doctor like hey y'all has a cone. Let's head. Has everything going?

She's like last time this year. I had a mommy makeover and the core of my stomach was tightened. And I was made aware that if I had another pregnancy, the baby not go my not groded term and it didn't. And it's because of my mommy makeover. And she's like a lot of people have mommy makeovers and are okay. I mean, would you rather be fat? I'm like, that's a good doctor right there. Well, the doctor was like, oh, yeah, I wouldn't blame yourself at all.

And you know, the doctor and so I was like, beh-h-watch, you get that mommy makeover. Now I got a deal with you. Couching. So now Deandra goes and meets up with Leanne for lunch. And this is a great scene. I love this because they sit down, they're talking about the Halloween party and Leanne's like,

where was the calm scene on your harmonica, Lewinsky dress? Deandra's like, well, I thought that would be over the line. And Leanne's like, over the line, over the line. And she's pointing at herself because of her costume. You mean over the line? Over the line? Because that's too bad. Over the line. Over the line. Over the line. Like, yes, Leanne. Yes, Leanne.

I had a line down the middle of my face. Okay. Line. Like a trolley line. Over the line. Huh? I like when De- when Danter comes up, she's like, I almost blew in here on my broom. There's so much, so much wind. She gets, well, the pumpkins are still out. It would've worked.

It would have worked. It would have been a seasonal reference. And dandar goes, what was that? That line costume that that costume you wore? And she goes, I was definitely. And she goes, yeah, well, you told me it was going to be the angel of the devil. Leanne, you said it was angel of the devil. And she said, because you wouldn't like it. No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't, Leanne. And here's why. You've done so good at repairing your reputation. I'm like, she was a hot dog by episode two. What do I do?

Yeah. This is great because Deandra, like, for as, as, as, as marginalized as, as her mom makes her feel, this is her way of like, turning it all around. So she becomes D and she turns Leanne into Deandra and she's like, all right, you cannot do this stuff and be a motivational speaker. Okay. You cannot go to somebody's home dress, how about I say pick one of them and then go

write an inspirational quote on your Facebook page. It does not work that way. Lee and like, well, she's right, but I'm going to be me. And Leanne's like, staff is a social climber. I'm like, you spent all season plotting your rise in the Dallas Social Charity scene, Lian. I get paid for it, it's different.

It's got a multi-level marketing the way I do it. I'm literally climbing from level to level, okay. I do a Donkey Kong style, okay, it's different. And I'm gonna throw the em barrels, that's definitely, that's for sure. Tandra so mad, she's like, who goes to someone's home and does that? Why can you just be a hot dog again?

Everyone loves hot dogs. Let's go out to the movies, let's go out to the movies, let's go out to the movies and have some fun. When she got that house close to Heidi, she wants to be closer to Cameron. She sees Cameron as an elevator to the top. She is even making an elevator to the top of a new bathroom! It's literally a glass elevator!

What I told her, she's got to break the glass ceiling. I didn't mean make a glass elevator to do it! And then you know she has a point because they show a clip at the party of Stephanie like, I'm presenting an award to somebody for being the most fabulous goal that I ever want to be in my lifetime. Her name is Cameron and she likes pink. I love pink too. Come up here and be my best friend Cameron. Thank you.

So then Deandra is now exhausted by trying to get through the land. She's like, what you have to do is reconcile your behavior with what you want to be. And I'm not going to turn over this business to you, Leanne, until I can trust you. She goes, what are you talking about, Mimic? Yeah, she goes, you have to say sorry, she was, I said sorry, when? That wasn't an apology. And Leanne goes, it's the same apology she gives me because that's my point you can't do that and Leanne just smiles she's like cut the crap Leanne's like the problem is it's literally in doing this is little land says

old man at little Leanne is old man little Leanne is badly in yeah little Leanne hot dog land yeah only the middle of my life she's like it was just little Leanne standing up there waiting for someone to throw an eye for the Yeah, little Liam hotdog. Liam. Yeah, little. Liam. Oh, my life. She's like, it was just little Ian standing up there waiting for someone to throw an eye at the apple on top of her head, hoping that they didn't hit her in the right eye again. All right. She's like, Liam, you dropped down the steps level.

She's, yes. Yes, I did. Now, who am I talking to right now? Motivational speaker, Liam or the Liam who tries to get rings around bottles she ain't ever gonna reach. Little Ian, I'd like you to find big Leanne for me please. All right, hold on. This is big Leanne here speaking. Freak show, freak show, come to see the freak set. Not that one goddamn it. That carny lian. All right. I'll be right back. I go just talk to the bearded lady and find lian. So speaking of carny carnivals, Brandy's kids are running all over the house. Spastic jumping all over the place. Doing car. This is something Brandi's leg.

It is. The whole thing is that Brandi is, she's calling, she calls her grandfather because she's like, can we come visit? He's like, yeah, we'd love to see the kids. The kids are like jumping around. I'm like, I don't want those children in my house. That's for sure.

Yeah. And I don't even think he knows what's coming because he's trying to concentrate on something else in typical pop-off way. It's like, hello? Well, now hold on, Carol's working the car here. Back it up, Carol. Back it up. All right, get it.

That's not straight. All right, you need to touch the tennis ball to the windshield, but you don't need to go further. You're going to hit the outdoor freezer. God damn stickerick, Carol. He's probably one of those guys who just loves to get out stand on the curb and make aggressive hand moot movements You know those people who just love to like guide you in your back You're like I got it. It's fine. They start like making these like they're like ushering in an airplane onto the tarmac

You're like come to hell. They just love doing it They do like come on gesture really hard like come on come on and it's one inch and then it like stop you like come on, Jester really hardly come on, come on, and it's one inch. And then they're like, stop, stop, stop, stop. Like, Papa, I need some more subtlety in your hand, gesturing, okay? Yeah. If you want to keep this Toyota like ding-free, I'm going to need some more subtlety. So Carol gets on the phone because dad's having a conibction fit. So she's like, hi, it's Carol.

Did we pay her magazine subscription? She's like, hi, it's Carol. Did we pay her magazine subscription? She's like, how's dad doing with this trip? Well, he just had another one trying to back this card of the garage. Hey, Rick, there's a sad person on the phone. I think they need some money. It sounds like there's wind blowing through a window on the phone. So then we go over to the positivity pete luncheon with Leanne. This was her HIV charity that she spoke at last year. And I was very happy because it meant our first appearance by Cameron for the episode. And I've really grown obsessed with Cameron. She just cracked every

single thing she does, cracks me up. She's walking, again, she's doing her corpse bride and nightmare before Christmas, Jack Skellington, Tim Burton, stick figure, walk with her head tilted to the side. She's like, I'm Cameron Westcott, nice to meet you. Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Yeah. And she's got her church lady per slip in every little thing she says. Yeah, I'm trying. And last year my bad behavior destroyed my reputation, but that bad behavior was just one facet on my diamond. Because I sparkle, honey. I like it's like I've been sprayed with fabulous.

I sparkle and then she's putting on her lip gloss and she's got like a little light in it. A little fluorescent light. I'm literally sparkling right now. Meanwhile, Heidi shows up. Heidi Dylan shows up like she just walked out of a steam room. There's everything's like maddened down. Like borderline ring girl hair, like she maybe climbed out

the well and she's like, ladies, gentlemen, Liam Hawking by. Zach, I call her the heart of the sass, a woman who wouldn't be ashamed to be enabled to swallow a corn dog in public. If she knew how, what's I believe she probably does? I mean, let's face it, Liam locking. So the job tearing up, I almost can't see my 25 font. I'm a diamond. dominantly on the speaking

So how about that Stephanie am I right? You don't have to be HIV negative. No, she's a bitch, right? So She actually gives a very nice speech and then afterwards the girls are all chatting and then Cameron's fake smile during her speech, by the way. Leanne has really learned how to give a speech. Last year she was like, I was scared when, and this year she's like, I challenge all of you today to help me eradicate fear.

And Cameron's like, mm, mm, like a little fake smile and nod. And then some like, yay, AIDS, yay, yay, aides. That's what we say. Then she's like, I posted a photo yesterday of my little dog and Kampali actually, which is so funny. He has one little Kampali outfit. It's a romper.

It's hilarious. I did that for you, Heidi, because you are really fashionable and everybody knows it. And Leanne's like, my dog don't have Kavali. They have a dog door. Okay. And imagine hot dog outfit. Dog doors, one of the rides we had at the carnie. You can see I'm riding the dog door. It's almost crazy. Bottom lock from the dog from the bottom of the dog door with your arm. You win a you win a noodle cup. Dog doors like the Salmpepper Shaggers have to go sideways and they're no sleep bells. People fell off at all the time.

They say, I'll fall off the dog door again. Huh? Brandy is just looking at everybody like, mm-hmm. Cos Heidi is like the grumpiest bitch in town. You know, she just shows up places to give people 30 looks and then call them horrors. And Brandy, so Brandy makes a joke about how Leanne should have dressed up her dog as a can of beans for Halloween, that way that way you could have been Franken beans. And camera goes, how do you think of that stuff? That wouldn't even be in my vocabulary, that's awesome. I love it.

That's awesome. What a funny Franken Beans joke you made. Oh, it's so impressive that you understand canned food. I never would see. I'm glad we met. My daughter calls Beans for Loas, I think. And Lee and go, she's quick. And Heidi just gives her a dirty look and it's really awkward.

Like, I can't believe some honest joking about Can food and then Cameron's like I've gone out of my way to be nice to Brandy and all I get back is this and then she's Squinting at me and like she analyzes me and I'm like, okay I love that Cameron's idea of being nice is oh Frank and Beams that wouldn't even be in my vocabulary. How do you come up with this stuff? Yeah, I'm sure that I get a warm hug Cameron. I know and then she's like I try to be nice and I get nada That means nothing in Spanish. I'd learn that from one of my children So I'm like, okay, yeah.

That girl's being a bitch, Kona Rose. It's like, okay, a bitch with a side of rice, thanks. So then Heidi and Leanne start to try to surf shit. They're like, Heidi's like, well, I heard that. Steph has bought a house across the street for me and Leanne turned to brains like she has said anything to you about Huh, that's so weird. My dander goes that is not a kid friend the house And how do you like no, it's not

Brandy you don't even know about it your friend moving the children with a husband what's his face To a danger home to Mars. It's a marsh, I tell you, a money pit. And Brandy goes, it's embarrassing that I don't even know before Leanne. I'm like, shut up. Who cares? If you know, if you know or don't know that, the reason you probably don't know is because Stephanie's

mortified that her husband bought this terrible, terrible house and she doesn't want anyone to know. Yeah. And then Brandy's like, this is the issue with Leanne. She gives a speech about, you know, being nice. And then she shit talks to someone buying a home. Like, who does that? And Leanne goes, Stephanie's climbing.

Now, how do thanks for getting me this sweet AIDS gig? By the way, I liked the way that Deandra was able to chime in about the house not being kid friendly because you know that she was raised in the least kid friendly home of all time. You know that her mom puts spikes and like hidden pits all over that house. It's gonna tap in her rep. Get ready for the real world, okay? Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. We go for her drive at the top of the stairs. Just to see how she do with it. I'll tell you one of her eyes closed the separately from the other, but otherwise she's making an effort more than most kids. We were never so inspired as the time and saw her as a lost arc ever since that we put a cookie

on a little pastel and it takes one to giant marble come down the staircase and Jesus are at the door. She wouldn't crawl so we had a giant ball behind her threatening to crush her. Tell you she at least learned to roll the fuck out of the way. We we we used to call the refrigerator the arach and we told her if she opened it, her face melt off.

It worked perfectly. So they're saying she's a social climber and she's like, well, Stephanie does want to be in society. And Dandrogas, if you want to be in Dallas, society, you can't live outside Dallas and Leon goes, you got to live in the zip code. Even if it's a cheap pass next to the quarter arcade that plays with bad and max porn from the 80s, it counts. All right. And we all remember Tiffany's one bedroom. It counted.

So now we go to, I mean, it's like, we're at, we're at the official offices of Hard Night Good Morning, which is D's office. The Andrew's name. Hard Night Good Morning. That was all of Andrew's childhood. I just want to see them training somebody on the phones. Hard not good morning. Hard not good morning. Hard not good morning. Hard

not good morning. You know, some more jackies like I just want good not good morning for once. So Dan was at the office and there's a little dog jumping and nipping at her fingers. And she's like, I'm good morning. Good morning. So many rules for everybody except my mother. So her mom's like, good morning, honey. And she's in her power pose. Like she's perfect posture in her hair.

It's like perfect power me my hair. And she's just like, morning darling, welcome to my office, the main office instead of that gigantic cat that no one can possibly get up and down from easily like your husband picked that from Africa or wherever you two insisted on hurting moonin. Now, excuse me, because you move your chair over a little bit, I want to watch the today's show on my little tube TV, BCR combo over there. Thank you so much. By the way, small interjection. We forgot to mention this yesterday, but apparently yesterday on this day show, you know what, that you like the Willerb Scott, like who turned

to smuckers, who turned a hundred. The woman who turned a hundred yesterday was named Geraldine Smith. No way. Yes, there's a little black lady from from Delaware. Her name is Geraldine Smith. I was like, oh my a little black lady from Delaware. Her name was Geraldine Smith. And I was like, oh my god, this could be her. Yesterday was Geraldine Parsons Smith, everyone, the birthday. And she's 100. Oh my gosh.

I'm so impressed. Willard Scott is still there to do that. Well, I don't know if Willard Scott did it. He might be on the list himself soon. I think it was Elroker who probably did it. Man, if Willard Scott still do it He might be on the list himself soon. I think it was Elroker who probably did it. Man, if Willard Scott still do it, I'm never having a hard attack. I better try and find another way to slowly kill myself.

Yeah. Well, anyway, so Deandra is in the office with the, and she wants to update her mom's office. And of course, like I said before, and Michael Regressions Deandra could tell her mom, she's like, now I know it's gonna be hard because you're 76. And Dee just gives her this look like this is my daughter revealing my age on national television. I will destroy her now. And she's got

Karen Huggers TV in there. So she's like, we need to do something with this place. It needs to be more modern. Hello, the night is called. What that TV and the moon because it's a habit. All right, it's a habit. That's why Regis and Kathy Lee still plays. I enjoyed Regis and Kathy Lee. Things changed, but they don't in this office missing now. If you're gonna change anything, you can Regis a decent co-host and I'll be there to move that TV. Tomorrow. No. Tomorrow, I'm watching my type of Lonnie Anderson on Regis and Catholic League. Okay. And it's my favorite episode. So you better be quiet. Hey, guess where WKRP takes place? I don't know, mother. And that's why you will never run

this Cincinnati office. And that's why you will never be at the head of the class. So basically, we need to bite the bullet mom. She goes, well, I'll tell you when we're going to back the bullet, when we're going to spend the money. Next time you say my age on TV, you don't get like, you better be lucky that you get out of this office alive. Because now D is ready to just like push back on anything because she's so pissed off that her age was announced on TV.

Well, in her defense, Dandra doesn't really have any ideas except spending money on shit. Dandra's like, I'm gonna put my stamp on this place by remodeling it for hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's like, what does that have to do with anything? I'm gonna change the cream from a jar to a tube.

Yeah, but I love... But I... Watching them together is so amazing because, you know, D... tramples on'Andres dreams and D'Andres gets back at her by quietly trying to undo everything D's trying to accomplish with her life. And so D'Andres like, okay, the first thing I want to do is I want to take these out of the jar, put it into you. The next thing is I want to address the vending machine downstairs and D'Ease like, okay,

now I do want to go back and address the cream again, Deandre, see here's the thing. The tube kind of changes some of the glamour of hard-knock, good morning, I crave that glamour. We almost, we almost had Vanessa Manillo as a spokesperson. Okay, we're almost particular amorous and if we're changing anything out of the vending machines It's gonna be that there are vending machines. What happened to the milkman? Where is he? How's he making a living? So Deandra then then reveals her big complaint, which is you know the other day I was trying to order a computer a new computer because my because my new computer is broken. And, you know, like someone like rolled their eye and like flipped their hair into this whole like thing. And I was like, I just wanna buy a computer

and do you say, well, here's how you handle it. You say, guess what? That computer is going on the company created, guard. Yeah, you do it like that. It would have been done quicker than a cowboy in a sheep pin. And the owner was like, well, he's signs of checks. They know who to listen to you. My mama signs the checks.

And she's like, what I'm trying to say is they have to respect you. Sometimes we need the elderly approach. Okay. It's slam. So the Andrews like, darn it. So she's like going home to like, stress over cubes or whatever. Yeah, she's like, the eye roller and hair flipper wins again. So then we go and see Cameron and,

and Carrie meeting up for dinner and, and Cameron walks into this restaurant. She's like, this is so funny. I'm like in Uber and I realize I forgot my umbrella, but then I'm like, I have my Birkin, at least I have my Rancodan Birkin. And Curie says, that's why I love this girl, okay? She's like an airplane, okay? You know the mask comes down and an emergency and you'd have to put it on the Birkin before

yourself. Like, save the Birkin first. She does, she takes out like a little baggy and puts it over the Birkin. I also just like that Cameron says I was in Uber. Like it was a state of mind. Uber. So we start cross-cutting between those two

and Stephanie and Brandy having their first friend date for a while. And she's like, it's our first day. Tiki La Shod. Yeah, Tiki La Shod. Yeah. Would you take it in one? Seriously, my God.

Okay, I will too. Okay, I will too. Ooh, ow, ow, you, ow, ow. You know what? Stephanie's laugh sounds like it sounds like when you have your cell phone too close like a speaker and It does it sounds like kind of the laugh I found in in Landon this year from southern charm It's kind of like that or she's like seriously. Oh my god

kind of like that. Or she's like, seriously, oh my God. Me. Like, well, like, oh, no, I'm saying, oh my God, because I'm remember it. When you said land in it, remind of me that in my dream last night, you and I were both doing landed in personations for people. And then like, there was like, you started doing like baby land in. I don't know. My dream. Baby land in that's terrifying. Like post term abortion coming soon.

So Carrie and Cameron come back to them and Carrie is like, are you coming to Zuri's party because I'm only having one baby. So you know, I don't want to miss it. You know, I'm just having one. I want to see them grow up. She goes, I know if I'm at the mall, I feel guilty. I'm like, I should be back with my kid, or if I'm too long and cobbled.

I feel guilty. That's why I married a man who's as tall as a child. So I always feel like I'm mothering somebody. The trick is that when a child feels guilty, you just say, okay, the first kid who stops feeling guilty gets a special present. L'Oceento Margarita, Margarita Bell. Ticuito. So then Brandy and Steph, back to Brandy and Stephanie.

Brandy's like, the new house was brought up at that party. I had no idea you got a new house. And Stephanie tells us, Well, that's what happens when you don't talk to someone for four months. This is a good point. So Brandy is like, Leanne says that you just want to be more of a socialite and that's why you moved. And Stephanie's like, no, no, not at all. I just want to be more of a socialite and that's why you moved and Stephanie's like no, no, not at all

I just wanted to be close to school We were looking at you but our hollow by you know What did she say I don't sick of having sex and man and back of recreational vehicles She did kind of marry room Stephanie And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like,

Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like,

Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And Brandy's like,

Oh, she did. And Brandy's like, Oh, she did. And have not seen any social grace from her at all yet. I was like, she's a little slow to warm. I just like the idea of that camera and actually understand social graces. Yeah, I'm not really sure what she says grace to herself. She's not very social about it. She won't open up to me. It's so weird. I'm like, maybe because you talk like a robot and you only wear a pink and you're shaking your head constantly and person your lips like the church lady. Okay. What the fuck is she supposed to say to you?

Exactly. So there's a brand new does like an impersonation of camera, which is pretty perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah. of Cameron, which is pretty perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, it's like, I don't remember what she said. I just remember thinking like, yep, that's exactly Cameron. Yep, she got it. And then it cuts back to Cameron. And she's like, maybe it's because I'm in Dallas. And she's in the outskirts that maybe it hurts her feelings a little bit.

Maybe they just don't have manners and play no. I don't know. Maybe she just feels a little insecure. Maybe they just don't have manners and play no? I don't know. Maybe she just feels a little insecure of me. Like, I mean, I don't know the way Ginger's think, but I've heard they are like developmentally a little slower than blondes. I don't know. I mean, she's from a place with the words plain and no. So I don't know how much we can expect from her poor dear She's so more simple than I am People are you have a raincoat on your purse

So dandra is getting ready for the day at home with her husband. He's like here here's your coffee, but trying to get out of there. She's like, don't leave, don't leave. And he's like, what? You know, he just has that look in his eyes. Like, here we go. It's like his talk radio every single morning, you know? Yes. And she's like, I talked to mom and I'm just so frustrated. When do I get to company?

You know, the only person that terrifies me is my mother and he's like me too. She's like, yeah, she's like today is the day. Today I'm gonna finally ask her as I'm finally gonna have that conversation and he's like, uh-huh, because you know this probably happens once a week. I'm finally gonna ask, it's gonna happen. I'm gonna talk to Dee.

He's like, all right. I mean, she actually goes into the office too, by the way. And then you need to just say, I'm getting the company or I'm not. I'm going to find another job. She's like, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I need to get to the office before her because I mean, God forbid I get there after her.

I'm going to get there before and he's like, good move. Go, please quickly leave. And they cut to Deandra walking into the office. Her mom's already there. Yeah. So I'm welcome. Glad you made it. You look pretty. Is that new?

What a dumb question. It's old new, which was amazing. That's not Ronnie making a joke. She literally said, good morning, what a lovely dress. Is that new? What a dumb question. Everything's new. Yes.

Oh my god. I mean, she goes, all right, what's on your mind? I see it rolling around up there. It's all right. I pause, reach. The track is off day talking about her first Christian album. But it can wait, I suppose. Have you heard about this new band called Boy Meets Girls?

That must be great. Did you have any fan? It is no longer performing Christian music? What a pussy. Who are these new kids on the block? How new are they? And he let them in on the block. This is Dallas. It's a very difficult zit code.

Go back to your own block, new kids. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Karen, why? Or is it Pebbles. I don't know, some song about Secret rendezvous. I don't trust a Secret rendezvous. So, Danter is like, okay, here we go. I need you to hand the company over. I don't know when you're retiring, but what's it going to take for you to trust me?

The mom's like, well, here's the deal, Danter. You want to make four or five new products, and that's a few hundred thousand dollars. Now, I need to know that you can handle money. You are wearing something that doesn't even match. It probably costs more than my entire wig collection. Okay? And the ender's like, well, mom, and Diaz, do you like, hold on one second.

Let me bring out the tears. Okay, let's try this now. Texas mom, Texas mom total manipulation. I, I guess I'm just so protective of you, my father, your father, and I have to be protective. And I don't want to see anything go wrong. And the last thing I want you to do is to fuck up my company. I want to protect you from your own terrible business impulses. You have to understand who I am, Bander. I am someone who worked at 12 years old and never had school or dick from scratch.

And you were protected, you little yoke and a golden egg. Guy, before you know, you just trying to drop yourself on the counter and make a scrambled. Right. We're trying to protect you. If you are a success, this mumble is a success. In other words, if you're a failure, I'm a failure and I'm not going to be a failure. Yeah. This hair does not say failure. Okay. It's a helmet. It says helmet to protect against any stupid child drama. Yeah. You know what, Deandra, it's time to get a new job. But why are you waiting around for this skincare thing? Just get a new job. And that's how you'll really get a rise out of mama or at least a raise. You get a rise or a raise. Well, Deandra knows,

I mean, I think they both know what's going on here and the mom's like you're gonna Have to just wait for me to die bitch like you don't get to just come in and get early grabbins because even Andrew's first line and the you know her housewives line is I may be born into money, but I'm gonna die with an empire or something and I was like whoa way to like wish for your mom's death Yeah, well, I think it's in your opening line. I think it's like some weird reference to nighttime soaps because it's like, I was born into a Dallas dynasty, but now I'm going to have my own empire. That's like the only that's missing is like Thalconcrest and not landing.

And she's like, and then I'm going to move to the OC. Because I'm like, awesome girl. And then just like, I get it, but she treats me like a child and she either needs to give it to me or I'm out. And so it cuts back and she says, okay, mama, I'll keep on trying. Hey, did you get that computer yet?

Yeah, do you want an etch of sketch? Okay. I'll remember everything you said moving forward, mama. And see, no, she just left there like stupid damn it. All right, guess I'll remember everything you said moving forward, mama. And see, you know, she just left there like stupid, damn it. All right, guess I'll try again next week. Do you like beep? Hey, see, Zette, could you please get one of those new compact computers for DeAndre, please?

They'll make her feel better. She's like, bloop, don't forget to deny that computer request again. I have a question about the prodigy bill. Yeah, does it have to be this high? Okay. She's like, hold on, I'm getting an email coming through. BEEEP!

BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP! All right, Deandra, fine. You get your way. Everyone gets Wayne computers

Okay, Deandra you cannot take over this confidence. We have a proper solution for all those little paper things You pull off when we print something okay until you can explain why everybody is screaming Wang Chung tonight Okay, until you can explain why everybody is screaming Wang Chung tonight. You are getting Listen if I have to if I have to listen to the screaming of those dog matrix printers one more time I swear I am going to kill over DeGandra. I am not modernizing So Brandi comes over to Stephanie's new house and she's like, I love it. It's like Shateau shut the fuck up. Which I liked because it's like a nod to real housewives. It's like Shateau they couldn't pay so we got it. It's like too long of a name. Stephanie's like well hearing that the girls are gossiping about my money pit. I guess I'm in a bad place. They start giggling about the silly windows and stuff and she's like

curping excited for me is like all times. Us against the world. Like yeah the world is so mean to you as you look from your gigantic fucking mansion over your freeway Your Marsh Exactly and you're like Furious black swan who's been given an inflatable like fake hanky to play with exactly Yes, she goes look that's hidey's huge. And it looks like this monstrous gray apartment building. It looks like a days in. Yeah, it really does.

It does not look cute. And she goes, what do I do? And she goes, well, you should have the same role I have with Leanne, where she's not allowed inside my house because she has potty mouth. I'm like, she didn't go into your house. You live in Plano. Where are you pretending that this is some rule you made up? She's not going into your house

because your children are really dangling from the chandelier and dogs are humping your leg. And there's poop in the yard. That's definitely so. I'm gonna have the no potty mouth rules or the no potty mouth people rule in my house too. Is she guys? You want to prank Heidi?

Yeah, and they're like, yeah. And then things get like dark because like, yeah, let's prank her and they call her up and she's like, I don't do it on here. And she's like, I love you. Well, she did some crazy boys. I can't even do it. I'm not the guy. It was like, it was like a legitimately scary boys

If I got that voice on the phone I would actually call the cops But didn't it sound like Heidi was laughing on the other end You've been a bad girl And then I like so. That's definitely. That wasn't as fun as it could have been. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to make prank calls like when we do sleepovers, but we would call like 1-800 numbers. And we call, I just remember we called the Mr. Coffee Help Line and we left, they at that time,

they would have like answer machine that we kept on listening messages at the Mr. Coffee Helpline. It was the best thing we ever did. At least it breaks up the monotony, when you're working there, I don't mind, I don't mind to prank call. I thought this was really good. How often does Mr. Koffe get a prank call? I bet they loved it. I'm just jealous because Heidi

answers her phone, even with an unblocked number, which means she doesn't have creditors. You know how luxurious it sounds to me, just picking up the phone when it rings she probably thought was the doorbell with me They're like it's capital one mother fucker. Oh my god You're kidding right no It's collectively in So over at a carry and Mark's house They're talking about the party that she's throwing and he's like, oh, you're having pizza ovens. God, I guess we'll stay away from that. She's like, I don't even have

mom guilt. There's no such thing as dad guilt, you know? Last year was a huge fail. So this year, I'm going to really make it up to my kid. I'm going to have a party with all my friends. And I'm going to actually get what kind of cake she likes, which I don't remember, but I will find out before we order it. Because I'm more focused as a mom. Yeah. Um, so the big tree is a ride. The animals, yeah.

The honies arrived. There's a lemur, which I, which I appreciated. I named it lemur lockin, which I thought was like funny to myself last night when I was writing notes like lemur lockin, lemur ran lockin. And that was funny today though. Right to the little bit. But to be fair, that lemur was stealing the show. That lemur was like amazing.

This birthday party was so stupid, but that lemur was everything. The lemur was like, what am I doing here? What's going on? I'm gay on the pony. Wait, this doesn't feel natural. Our ponies were on from. I don't think so.

And please take me back to Madagascar. I'm brandy. He's like, is that a monkey in camera? It's like, no, that is a lemur. Or as the kids would call it a lemurito. Sometimes when I'm far away from a lemur, I feel guilt. I'm in Kaba for so long.

I'm like, oh, no, the lemur's gonna get sad. My children are a cryling wall. That means they can cry in 19 different languages. How about you? Hi, lemur. When I was a very, Zuri rings the doorbell because the guests are treated better than her.

See, that's one that made me laugh harder last night than any of you today. So, Stephanie was saying, Stephanie's there and she's saying that Carrie was the only one who supported at Halloween. When Leon walked in as two-faced, Kerry was one being like, I only see one Stephanie, not two. And so he was like, thanks. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And they're like, Brandy is like sitting, she's like over in the dining room. And the rest of them, it's like Kerry and Cameron and Stephanie.

And they're all sitting there wondering why Brandy is friends with Leon. And Stephanie is like, yeah, it's weird, because Leon's not even allowed in her house. And I was like, ooh, Steph, you, that was shady. We now call you to a big shady because Brandy had sort of said as a joke. I mean, it's probably true, but she's like, oh, yeah, she, she has a pot of mouse, so she's not allowed inside. But Stephanie passed it off as if Leanne is such a

horrible person she can't come in and their friendship isn't real. And I was like, that was shady, Stephanie. It was, but it's also shady. And Brandy to tell Stephanie that knowing that Stephanie is gonna do that. You know, Brandy really is kind of acting like, okay, well, I'm done with Leanne. And Leanne knew it the minute she made up.

She's like, I just feel like I'm gonna be the outsider here. Tell me that's not gonna happen. She's like, no, could you please stand outside? It's like, she's literally gonna do the exactly which he was afraid of, which sucks of her. Exactly. So Cameron Brandy goes, I was literally about to head out, but I have something for you too, because Carrie

and Stephanie are standing there with Cameron. Yeah, and now by the way, any what we just said about Stephanie being shady is not as shady as this. Yes, and she goes, Cameron, sorry, I don't have one for you. And then Cameron goes, really? And then she just shakes her head while her lips are purrs and her head is tilted sideways.

Yeah, and on top of that, it's pink. So she's like, Oh, it's pink, sorry, Cameron, none for you. So the gifts, like these two gift bags, like one gift bag is for Carrie, one is for Stephanie. And it's like, there's some Jack Daniels and some Tennessee fire in there. And they're like, oh, cool. And she's like, because I'm taking you to Memphis. And they're like, as if they're like, one a trip to like Sydney or something to see her dad? Yay

That's like that they're like are we driving this time or we flying and she's like flying Spirit airlines so Yeah, so then Stephanie says Cameron Stephanie's like his lian coming and she's like no and the camera goes Don't worry Don't worry. It's not awkward at all that you gave them gifts right in front of me Yeah, like when you give gifts you do it away from people so it's not awkward Like how I'm telling you off in front of your daughter That's what you shouldn't be doing in front of me with gaps. Yeah, and I thought that I actually, I mean, well, Cameron probably should have just like bit her tongue,

but I kind of love that she did that because it was really rude, especially because the three girls are literally sitting there saying, this is going to be the best girls trip ever. Brandy actually said that. It's gonna be the best girls trip ever. ever and Cameron just sitting there and that's when she was like Yes, so this isn't awkward at all like you were just like you know giving gifts to everyone but me that's not awkward at all awkward No, it's not yes. It is. No, it's not awkward at all. It's what I'm saying. I Feel like Cameron like when she started saying what she said I think she wanted to make a joke and then her rage took over and she just went fully

into anger mode. And then Brandy's like, this is really awkward. I mean, she's calling me out in front of my children. Like, well, well, maybe you should have done something super passive aggressive to her in the first place. So like, then you wouldn't have received something passive aggressive back.

I agree, but that was bullshit that Cameron did that while she's sitting there lecturing about manners. I mean, that's a huge thing, especially on housewives shows, when you're disrespecting someone in front of their children, that is bad. I mean, if Kelly Benzumon was there, girl, those are my children! Yeah, but you know, though, as lectures go, it really wasn't that bad. Like it wasn't like, it wasn't like you fucking bitch. It was like, well, this isn't awkward at all that you're giving gifts.

Like, normally you just sort of do that in private. Like, you pulled the people away instead of like doing it. Like, yes, probably shouldn't do it in front of the kids, but not the worst, not the worst thing in the world. Like, not the worst lecturing. And honestly, Brandy, like, it was rude. It was fully rude. Yeah. And then Brandy is like was rude it was fully rude yeah and then

Brandy's like well I appreciate your opinion and then but so what was fun hammering goes over to her husband and he just has no look on that before that but before that though Brandy so Brandy makes a joke she goes well I was actually really just trying to be a mean girl and exclude you. That's all any cameras like See now that's not nice. It's a joke. Oh I would joke like riding somewhere in an Uber without a raincoat for your Birken bag, which I have oh a joke Well, that's awkward So making a joke in front of somebody who doesn't understand that it's a joke

You know not awkward at all, awkward awkward. Like, can you say awkward more times? So then Brandy's like, okay, bye lady with that whiskey. So she leaves and then Cameron goes to her husband. He's got that look on his face like, oh pink dog food again. And she's like, well, something really awkward just happened because that girl Brandy invited other people in front of me and it was awkward because awkward and I said it was awkward awkward awkward awkward and he's like, oh, die, just die. And Brandy's like, it didn't help that it was her favorite color, bubblegum pink. So good. Micro, micro aggressions, micro aggressions micro aggressions.

Brandy outside goes, I'm impressed because I didn't think she could even form a sentence. Well, if she talks shit about me, I guess call me up and let me know. Stephanie's like, okay. Love this show. So good. Well, that's it for Dallas. And since it's Wednesday, should we mosey on over to some listener spot a lie? That's how the team.

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that you will come to Boston. We love you here. But this is about my favorite bravo shows of all time. And I kind of have to put it into two categories. I would say my favorite shows that have been canceled of all time, which would be dukes of Melrose and Euros of Hollywood. I really feel like these two shows were great and I don't know why they were canceled especially

Euros of Hollywood. I still follow Massimo on social media and I don't know why, but somehow I'm intrigued by him But anyway, those are two great shows that got canceled as far as for kind of all-time shows that are still relevant in the Bravo universe My favorites are the real housewives of Melbourne and probably the real housewives of New York City New York City. We all know why I love it for the same reasons. Everyone else loves it. But Melbourne, my gosh, I just, I just want it more and more of it, of Gina, of gamble, of Janet. Not so much of Jackie, but Lydia, Lydia's daughters,ders, just all of it. It's just amazing.

And I would say I also have a super soft spot my heart for Atlanta, Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is again another kind of classic show. But I really watch everything on Bravo. And I love it all. And I love you guys But yeah, I'd love to hear your thoughts kind of on especially euros of Hollywood and Duke's of Melrose being canceled early Love you guys. Thank you. Come to Boston. Bye

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