Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do

Episode Date: September 20, 2017

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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patreon.com slash watch what crapens. That's patreon.com slash watch what crapens. Hey everyone, welcome to watch what crapens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mantelker from Vsublog.com and the Bantra Blender podcast. Joining me as usual is just the wonderful and fun

tea-serving Ronnie Carrom from CrashTalkTV.com and Roseprick's Batcher Podcast. What's up? Well, hello, how you doing, baby? I'm great. We're a week away from Chicago. It'm great. We're a week away from Chicago. It's official. We're a week away.

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who is donating to those bags. Also another public service announcement which we mentioned at the end of yesterday's episode. Next week the recaps are going to be out of order. You know, we're not going to do our schedules and be a little rearranged because of the live show. So it's going to be Monday, we'll be Shaz as normal. Tuesday will be real housewives of Auckland. Then Wednesday will be below deck.

Thursday will be Orange County. Friday will be Dallas. And we're doing that because we want to do recaps of Orange County and Dallas at our live shows, which are Wednesday nights. So things are a little delayed. So don't freak out, don't worry. No need to send us a panicked tweet or a message being like,

did I miss it? Did I miss it? You did not miss anything? It'll all be just rearranged, but I just want to give you a heads up so you don't freak out like Petit Flur. Yeah, routine change, routine change. Just for one week, just for one week. Yeah, routine change routine change just for one week just for one week warning routine change. But this week guess what there is no change to the routine because it's real ass wives of

daily is and they're good. I think so. So I guys I made free dope. I because it was real housewives of Dallas and doesn't doesn't that sound good. I haven't had free dope. I had years. I don't know I feel like I had it maybe once But I'm not sure if I have to wait for it. Oh, I'm sorry I was thinking about Frito pie is different from the one where you make a little thing inside the Frito bag itself, right? I Would not do that because it's like that weird tinfoilie Fritos wrap shit like I'd know's what you're eating if you heat something I mean you can't put that in the microwave

You know that that's like a thing right Like there's like a thing you cook in a Frito bag. No, I didn't know. I just do it old school. I'm like, get me some chili in a can and some Fritos and sour cream and some chitter cheese, girl. There's some sort of thing where you put like, you open up a Fritos bag, you make it like a slash down the middle and then you like put stuff in it. I don't know. I'm in northern or what? I'm a Yankee. I don't understand these things. But I probably something like that. Frito Pie is chili, obviously. And I just got a can because I was calling the delivery service anyway. So it's like,

hmm, Frito Pie sounds to let sounds like a great idea. So I ordered a can of chili, which who eats can chili? Like it's disgusting. It smells like dog food, but I was going with it, you know? And some free does and some cheddar cheese and sour cream. You know, you just heat up the shit, put it on top of free does and then top it with cheese and sour cream. Easy. I felt sick so much.

I felt so sick after I was done with that. Like halfway through Dallas. I was like, oh my god, am I dying? Am I dying, David? David? I felt like I was dying, but it was delicious while it lasted. And I just wanted you to know how dedicated I am to this show because it was great last night. It really is great. And it's funny because I was talking to someone last week who appeared to have knowledge of things like ratings and stuff. And he was like, yeah, you know what, Dallas' ratings have been up.

I was like, thank God, thank God. But then all about the real housewives posted an article saying that Dallas' numbers are down. So I don't know what's up. But. Well, they went up, then down, then up, then down, then up, then down. But not by a huge amount

And then you know people are like well, maybe it's because of football or maybe it's because of something else or maybe it's because it was a holiday or Who knows but people if you're not watching Dallas, it's so good this season You know we enjoyed it last season, but they definitely fixed whatever was missing that that X factor has been you know They have had the andre factor Deandra that X factor has been you know they have had the Andre factor Deandra and Cameron factor has fixed this show if you're not watching you're crazy Did you just call me a factor? Because that's not what we do Just use the f-word like factor

Because that's not cool like I don't call my friends factories okay but for real it's really good or letter word okay it's a it's a show is great I'm absolutely loving it really tell your friends make your friends watch it have them over to watch it so we can get the make sure this show comes back for another season because I'm enjoying it. And this week's episode begins with like little flashes of the ladies at home. And the first flash we see is Zuri, little Zuri, talking to Carrie. And it's so funny. Carrie's just sort of sitting there on her couch dressed very nicely in Zuri. He's like, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap,bub, saying whatever, like little girl talk, and Carrie's like,

aha, aha, and I'm like, this woman has no idea how to be a mom, you can just see. She's so good with the whole process. She's so bored. Zuri's like, look, it turns red. Oh, aha, what does green mean? It means go, and when it turns blue, we run. And she's like, I don't know if I can run in these. These shoes are really she's like, I don't know if I can run in these.

These shoes are really nice. Okay. I don't know if I can run in these. God, I'm bored. I'm so bored. Carry is basically what I would be like. By the way, that's true. It's our ever to have a child that I would be carry.

So carry, when I'm saying these things, if you're listening, don't get offended that we're making fun of your motherhood skills. I'm just saying, I see me in you. Oh, girl. I mean, if you're mothering, like if you're mothering in that kind of board way, no one can blame you really. But then compared to your husband, oh my God,

do you look like Betty Crocker? Yeah, I see. I mean, was she, she was a good mom, right? I don't know, I think that she's just a face on a cookie. Yeah, but what if Betty Crocker was like an abusive mom? That would be so terrible. I hope that's not the case. on a cookie. Yeah, but what if Betty Crocker was like an abusive mom? That would be so terrible. I hope that's not the case.

Maybe she's like the great grandmother of Chris Crocker. Oh, God, even worse. Oh, no. Betty Crocker killed me in a party once because I flirted with someone in a hot tub that he was trying to get. I have a picture of him from years ago giving me a look like he wants to kill me in a hot tub.

Oh, well, you should have served him some Betty Crocker. So Kerry's kid. So Stephanie's like, um, now say, I love you, mommy. You're my favorite person in the world, mommy. I forgive you unconditionally and like you better than Lee and mommy. Yeah. The kids basically are saying everything that she's saying. And then we cut over to Brandy's house where of course her girls are screaming and throwing

pillows out her face and just like crazy hell. I'm like these girls are crazy and Brandy I'm sorry that you got so mad at Leanne for saying that your kids are out of control or like whatever it was that you said, like I think she said I don't know how those kids are going to grow up with those parents. But like we don't want to like pile on to whatever you're feeling about that. But like, your girls are very excitable. Yes, this is like, basically watching this is basically like watching one of those Dr. Phil episodes where the vans show up in the middle of the night and they take the terrible kids away,

screaming and yelling and he's like, that love! That's called Tuff love! Love should be tougher than a steak! A steak over-cooked! Not even a one can save it! He just shows up like in kid maps a kid and takes them to bad kid camp. If I ever threw a pillow at my mom's face, I mean I just... I wouldn't have hands anymore. They would just be chopped off or something. That's just not something. It never was in the realm of and my mom's face. I mean, I just, I wouldn't have hands anymore. I would just be chopped off for something. That's just not something. It never was in the realm of possibilities. Yeah, I always knew it would be hard raising a kid,

but raising them in the modern age where you can't just beat them is crazy to me. Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, that's how I was raised. And not in like a victim-y way. It's like, oh, I was beat, but I was like spanked a lot. And guess what?

Deserved every single one of them. Absolutely. There was no case for me ever to have made that I didn't deserve it. I know that sounds like terrible, but it's true. And these kids need to pick a belt, you know? It's my dad's favorite thing. Okay, pick a belt.

They just need a whole, they just need a whole. They just need the whole, the one with... The holes will go faster, but you know, the solid one is thinner. It's like, oh God, he's like making me do algebra in my head. They're just, they're, they are full of spirit. We'll just put it that way. Yes. And it's barbew it for us to make fun of children.

We're there. Full of spirit. And Brandy is a very, very accepting mother. Yes. So Leanne is at a function and I'm it's something about like it's for essential energy about influential women on how they can be better. Yeah essentially. What was it? Essential energy fall reception. Yeah, I don't know but whatever the event was land was like hi. How are you? Hey, what is your studying college? What you saw it's studying college criminal justice? Awesome

That is awesome Good for you like grabbing people by the shoulder and just shaking them like, oh, it's so hum. You are one. Let me give you a no-get. Let me give you a no-get. Just like stop it. Stop my social energies.

Yeah, I'm not like a bag of popcorn that needs to be properly covered in salt. Okay, stop fucking shaking me. Cam and Cameron and Dandra. Dandra. And she's like, how are you? They're like, how are you? How are you? She's like, since last year, I've learned so much through therapy and motivating others not to quit. I wish there were things that people taught me as a child. I wrecked my chance to be on the knife wheel from quitting too soon. That could have made my corny resume.

And I blew it. To this day, I have never been able to hit the thing with my hammer and have the thing go all the way up to the south. I could have learned damnory thing if I hate just quit. If I had just had some determination, I could have climbed that little rope ladder all the way to the top. But instead I just let it twist me around and drop me on the floaty thing. Now you get me a random bunch of bottles with rings.

I wish I knew what I had had. So she gives a speech and she's like, yes, overcoming, which, you know, luckily, Kerry wasn't there because it would have been like a disgusting mark joke. But she's like, oh, because you know, she would. It's disgusting. She's like, I want to talk about overcoming. Now, who here has overcome something? And of course, everybody raises their hand. Yeah. I like the Wimley Aguis Feet is it's always to five year olds, you know?

Yeah. And like, low hanging audience participation fruit. Like, who here has ever breathed air before? Am I right? And everyone's like me. Who here has ever sat in a full-doubt chair? Who? Who here has walked through that doorway? Who here can ride Mary out with Mary out?

Just give you the answer. But feel it, rinse your hands. Raise your hands, it's a speech. Who here prefer Sheraton to Mary out in my right? Trick question, trick question. We all like Sheraton, thank you, thank you Sheraton. So, yes, thank you. Reminds non-sens hotels. That's what I call the Renaissance.

So she's like, it has overcome something. And she's like, it's overcome something. The only person who doesn't raise their hand is Deandra. Yeah, I noticed that. She's like, I'm still climbing that mountain. She's like, my mother still has a tube TV in her office and does Jane Fonda tapes every morning. So I'm on the road but I'm not quite there okay. Yeah so the end saying these things like when I was a child I felt the need to be part of a group I was just a little girl a little corner girl riding that scrambler solo and I thought gosh someday

I'll have two people next to me in this scrambler, but no, no, it was just me alone thinking I was gonna Fly into that wall and then the last second spin away at the other direction crash almost into another wall and then spin away another wall and another one And then it's over and I'm alone Ever wonder why yo-yo's are circular Keep coming back. So she's like as a kid. I needed to belong and as an adult brand, these are main to me. So Like you stay on the speech stay on the speech, okay? And so Dandra started saying you know with with Leigh Ann I have a special bond with her. I get it. We both were hated by our mothers I understand it and they cut to like a photo of Deandra when she was like three or four or not even that old. She was like a toddler and it's baby Deandra with her dad and then young D with the biggest.

I don't even know what you call that hairstyle. It's like it was like a 60s, bufonty thing to the extreme. It was so so so amazing. It looked like a small hair child on top of her head, like a little wig child. It was like humongous. It was like you put a wig on a 10 gallon hat. 12 gallons, whatever. Yes. It was a 10 gallon wig.

It was like there was a spy camera in there, you know, like one of those wigs. It was like I used to hide my mom's wig. And she still wouldn't see me. I'd get it. I'll get it, Leanne. So then this was actually sad because you know, she's talking about her own sad story and how the mom left the dad and he was broke and was an alcoholic and could never relate and then you and way and stuff like that. And she's like, we understand each other. And so Leanne's like, everyone stand. Give yourself some applause.

Yeah, nothing can stop us unless we let it. I'm like, okay, this is a woman who has like a numerous traffic tickets, okay? Things can stop you. Don't tell people that things can't stop you. Stop signs tell you to stop. I guess you could choose to not, but like an airplane flying into your face. That'll stop you. Like there's things that will stop you. Just remember that a stop sign background means pots. And who doesn't love any pots? Let's give any pots a round of applause. Because we are designing you, women. So my favorite part

I think can stop you and cams like or your husband if you won't pay your for your pink glitter dog food. Okay, I'm nodding. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. But my favorite part was that when she was like, okay, everyone stand up. Give yourself a round of applause. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm like, oh, you just tricked them into giving you a standing ovation. That's what you did. They gave me a standing ovation.

I'm like, no, you told them to stand and applaud themselves. And you said, but, goodbye, everyone. Good night, good night. And we will be stealing that for every live show from now on. Yes, I think we will. So then we go back to Prahandee, and their kids they're like jumping around on the bed. I think we will. So then we go back to Prandi and their kids,

they're like jumping around on the bed. And she's, you know, she's just like saying things like, maybe you don't jump around as much. I don't remember, but they were just like jumping. And I was like, I'm not gonna take notes about this because I know the more I take notes about how our kids are jumping around, the more I'm gonna get in trouble with all the moms

that listen to us and I'm like, you mother fucker, you don't understand what's like to raise kids. So I just, oh, they understand what it's like to want to be the child that's jumping around. Trust me. Yeah. They're like, yes, yes, bitch. They're in their cars right now. Like you go, girl, I wish we could beat our kids. Yeah.

But Brandy's like, yeah, you shouldn't jump on your bed. And it tells this crazy story about how like Brian, she can't leave the kids with Brian Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha attention and she had her mouth full of dog food and not even the pink dog food. Yeah, like regular dog food. And she's like, I love and he's like, well, she seemed happy. Oh, so good. I don't respect that to be honest. I don't really respect the dads who are like, well, I don't know how to do it. So you have to do it all. I actually think it's really shitty. Like, I understand like certain things the moms like, okay, I'm going to take care of this. But like, if you don't know how to look after your kid You better learn how to do it. Okay, don't put it all in your mom and the mom

More biotic advice from Ben Mandelker I'm more and nothing about co-sleeping anyway as someone who could be a father and not give a shit if my child's eating dog food Seeing that is a reality at some point in my 60 year old future, you know, I'm like, oh, stick quiet on that. So, Leanne, so she, there's only one guy in the whole place and he's, you know, obviously like a Leanne gay. And he's like, girl, I will always support you. But a couple of your friends have been ugly, one starts with the sea.

And then there's a husband who hates me and she's like of course he goes to carry and he's like yeah well if I did go to carry I have if I did go to her husband I would look like a monster and then they high five and the end was like um I'm not here for this because she wants to be a positive speaker and it's trust-trucking on, you cannot have it both ways. Leanne, from now on, you are gonna be in a tube, and that's just the future of Leanne, in a tube. And we're getting rid of this TV back here.

I have had it at you here. I'm not comfortable with people talking behind people's backs. Okay, and people like Leanne, but our friend bring out the work. And girl, it is time to cut the crap. And I love that Deandre is just always ready to tell everybody off at all. And I like that Cameron's nodding along and it's just goes, yes, yes, cut.

Yes, crap cutting. Yeah, yeah. I still haven't gone my present that yet though, just so you know know talking about crap friends Yeah, other things that will cut crap a healthy dog food. It's not making loose battles in your family member Otherwise known as your pet. I've been Deandral the power here But what she doesn't realize is that I'm the one with the no power Think about realizes that I'm the one with the no power. Hmm, think about that.

Hmm, who's a winner now? I don't know, but I'll bet you do. So, the end is like, the end is like, all right, here is what we are gonna do. We are gonna have a tea party at my house, and there's gonna be tiny sandwiches and grape therapy. Okay, all the girls is gonna be called honest tea. No relationship with the be called honest tea.

No relationship with the beverage called honest tea. Okay. Because my mother would not allow that. But it might be a new product in the future and it might not be that is between me and the woman whose empire I'm about to take cold dead hands. Did you see the thing that I posted by the way about Vicky Lawrence? Yes, I was watching me my hair. Yeah, I was like watching TV last week It flipping through channels and an old Carol Burnett episode was on I was like, oh my god I haven't seen this in forever and some skit and Vicky Lawrence was on there This is like 1968 or something and she had the big old Power Mima hair going on,

except back then it was acceptable to where when you were 32. And I was like, oh my God, I found these fashion's prision. Vicky Lawrence. Power Mima. So, at least like, well, she wants the best for me. And I give her an A for effort, but we all know how that's gonna go. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I got hands.

And they're full of hands. Uh, speaking of going boom, carry and mark in their kids. So she's like, do you want to go help daddy cook? No, no, daddy, please. And he's like, carry, carry. And she tells us the romantic history. She's like, when I first got pregnant, mark how to mental breakdown. And he was scared he wouldn't get attention. So then when I had her he went out and got a new Porsche. I was like, I'm really, I'm really good. And now he walks in circles around the kitchen island because he's wearing two right hand socks. He already had two kids and this one's mine.

So, are are yourself. Okay. LL. So, yeah, so, so, Kerri and Zuri are downstairs and Mark is been cooking all this stuff because Cameron and Corte have come over for dinner and they're having like a little, they're having a little dinner party and while and Cameron and Corte come over and this is crosscut between Leanne and Rich and their evening. So Leanne is once again like doing her makeup in her closet, which unlike some of the more glamorous housewives closets

This one is essentially like my walk in closet that like a mirror has been wedged into with some light bulbs Yeah, that girl knows how to work a standard walk in that's her She's had like the closet organizer store over there She's got like a makeup table a bright light. I mean she's doing it right and Rick. You know he's gonna be a good guy Rich, sorry, I suck at names, but he comes in. He's like, well has things in the clothes of my whole Rich knows the closet all hall Favorite has been shit when people say shit like that. I love that. How is it in the clothes in the hall? Hey, how is it in the players closet teak? Oh, honey. See guys, I'm going to get our taxes. We're going to go to the top of a close full tower. Closed. It's right

to be rich. So they're going to go on a fair tea. Sorry. They're going to go on a fair tea. Sorry. They're gonna go on a fair date to the fair. And she's like, I can show you games, honey. Like when she talks to him like a baby. Oh yeah. We're gonna play some games. And it's gonna take me a little longer to get ready. Okay.

Because everyone knows if you're gonna get ready, you gotta get ready for a county fair Yeah, she's like it's a fair date now trust me. You know what's gonna happen on a fair date. I'll blow him We have to know the bomb Over at Mark and Carries where they're cooking for Kamikortney Marcus furious that she hasn't arranged for the kids to be taking the grandma's house tonight. Yeah. So he's like she's not going to want to eat this crap. It's lobster babe. Come on. Can we pretend like we're good parents in front of my new friends? Come on. And when Cam comes in, she's greeted by their little dogs. And she's like, hello, customers. Hello, look how they're waiting for me, honey. You can't fit this on a poster board. That's for sure right

But I did bring my magic wand just to bring some continuity in the presentation So she's like, oh your husband made food whoa you are one lucky girl having all of this carry Yeah, and so he's like I want chocolate Mark's like I'm gonna kill you Cuz they're saying they're right there. There's there's that they're at the dinner table having conversation And everyone look everyone's like having fun except they keep cutting way to mark And you see that with his arms crossed just staring at his daughter like why is she here? What is wrong with her? Why is she sitting in her seat? I can't stand this situation.

And Camry Meem was like, Mark, this food is so good. It's like the food in Cabo that was so good that when we came back, we just want that more and more Mexican food. I wish that my daughter was here to tell you how delicious this was fluently in 10 languages. Okay, but your child is cute too. Okay. And Cameron's talking about how she's gonna put all her

issues out on the open at the honesty party thing. And meanwhile, Marcus just like he is just the smoke is coming out of there. He's just staring at his daughter because he he she's really not doing much wrong You know she's being she's squirming around and she's playing sort of the base of the table and I think I kid You know making these noises and finally he just like with like that past aggressive laugh turns to carry and it's like Can you pretend to make an effort? Can you pretend and then carry his like oh? I'm sorry. Excuse me, sir.

When you come back as a mommy, let me know. And she just shoots in that evil look, which is even more evil. Now that her eyebrows are a V shape. Oh, she's just guys terrible. And she's not eating all her food. So, she's like, everything she does to me, you're going to eat. I'm sorry. I was like, blanket, blanket.

Oh, my God. Thank God this girl doesn't understand what's happening yet like she's too young for therapy You know it's sex. It's an asshole. Carey's like I cannot forl my cling on brow hard enough at you right now She's like you might be suffering right now, but it's your fault that my eyebrows can still move like this I'm also like why are you angry at your wife? You are the father here so you can say something to your daughter. If you're not happy with the way your daughter is acting, if you're not happy that she's not eating the food, then you say to her, eat your food, stop squirming. It's like trying to shame her for being a bad mom in front of their friends. It's like an asshole

move. You do it too, asshole. And it's nothing wrong with having your kid there at a home dinner you idiot. So Cameron's like, well, we have kid drama. We get it. Okay. Like, camcourt. What are their kids names? Like one time when Hilton and Cruz, it was time for them to see their Spanish tutor. They were like, Necesito go upstairs. And I was like, what does that mean? And they said,

mom, one of those words was in English. You should figure it out. And I was like, okay, so I played a game where I said, the first person to translate Necesito upstairs to me

when something, but but they don't know is they win nothing. Guess what can always solve any kid drama? Gwaka mole. Okay, that's what. So know what solves everything? Tastadas. Yeah.

Toast. The A to makes. Okay. They love moles. I don't know why, but they love. They always want mole on their chicken. So strange. So Mark's just being an asshole and curious like, well, I'll take her to bed.

Maybe we're done here guys because I'm going to take her to bed. Mark's like, I'll do it, I'll do it. And Quart, because she's adorable. And Mark goes, I guess. Come on. Oh. Quart's like, you know that I'm the richer person here, right? Can you just try that?

You can effort to not make this uncomfortable, because I'm like, rich. No kidding. I'm supposed to be the one looking like the duchy new scenes. So speaking of rich. Rich, rich. Rich, rich. No, supposed to be the one looking like the Ducyne you see in this. So speaking of Rich. Rich, rich. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. No, you can't do that.

You cannot do that. Oh, I quit Big Brother. It means nothing to me. You're not allowed to do that. You're not allowed to do that. That is on. Doing that Kaliapi thing is on, that is on probation for at least like two months until like so whatever comes along with the way Big Brother.

You were not allowed to do that because not only is Josh awful, but he thinks he's so funny and he thinks he's so wonderful. So when he does that stupid thing, when you do that, it's like feeding his stupid ego. But I'd rather you feed Josh's ego than Paul's, okay? Please. Well, I refuse to give over carnival sounds

to Josh from Big Brother, okay? Fuck that guy. You're taking them back. You're reclaiming your carnival sounds to Josh from Big Brother. Okay, fuck that guy. You're taking them back. You're reclaiming your car. You're claiming them. Yes, I'm also gonna order meatballs later. Just to say I did publicly. I can't eat meatballs as well. Meatball. Okay, that's Big Brother. It's not different. The finale is tonight. And I'm stressed out.

My fingers are crossed. All I want is for Paul to not win, but even more importantly, what I really am praying for and I'm not being funny. This is something very serious to how I feel right now. And I feel like this is probably the most important time this has ever happened. I think I need Cody to win America's player, not because he's like a good person, but because it sends a message to Paul. That's what I want. That's all I want, because Paul drives me nuts. His ego is so

annoying and he thinks he's hilarious wearing a stupid mother fucking bird inner tube around like he's so wacky like this is personality. It's like no Paul We get it you skimmed you skimed really well because there are a bunch of idiots, but like stop being so on Well, I can't even get mad because I see some finale of big brother for me was three weeks ago when I said bye-bye So it's a good episode. I'm like trimming my nails right now while you're mad There was a double eviction episode two weeks ago that was pretty amazing, I have to say. But we'll save that for now.

Well, we'll talk Big Brother or Survivor or something maybe on a book. Yeah, maybe I'll watch the finale just so I can bitch with you next week in Boni. But what's more for now? For now. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Now let me show you some a little trick sign note. Now this is a gun in the water thing. Okay. And see of course, wins that.

Yeah, the poor Richie's like, one of his eyes hasn't working anymore. So it was sort of sad. I can't see. I can't see. I think the size up, I can't see. Well, you don't have to see to feel the giant South monkey I just won, Rich.

So she was talking about how she's like growing up. Carney was unstable. Carney's were shunned. I mean, who bobs for Apple? You know, I would go to every birthday party and just try bobbin for things. And it was around this point that somewhere in Beverly Hills, Carney Wilson was like, oh, oh, you're not talking about me. Got it. She's like, why do you think I have a mini cheesecake business? She said, like, you want to talk about what a bitch China was?

Let's go, girl. I like watching liens like tricks the trade. She's like, here's how you do the ringdoll thing. You throw it up high. I said, why is it? That doesn't work for me though. But it does because she says when you throw it up high it bounces And then it bounces till it gets on and it did she just kept winning every gigantic

Animal there was in the fair. I actually thought it was secretly thrilling. It was like Secrets of a carny like like all the hacks. I was like I was like show us another one Leanne like show us another trick She's like those balloons you can throw the throw the throw the dogs at the shine of balloons, they're new, they'll pop these, they're like, oh my god. She knows everything. This is amazing. Can we go to the fair? I will go to the fair with Leanne.

Yes, please. She'll tell you which things not to get on. Do you know how many children we lost on one of those world hiltas? It's like the knockoff rant. Oh, I love the fair. So Mark, back at Mark and Carrey's, Mark's like, welloff rant. Oh, I love the fair. So Mark, back at Mark and Carrie's, Mark's like, well, it just wasn't the right time for the kid to be running around.

And she's like, OK, Mark, you're right, and I'm wrong. And he's like, can I get that in writing? She's like, look, I'm trying to balance being a mother and hating you. OK? It's a typical balance. I'm trying to figure out how to do that, Mark. He's like, what are you talking about?

You do whatever you want. So you don't support me. You know what? And he's like, are you going to help clean? And she's like, fuck you. And he's like, how about you make Zuri do it? It's like you two are the worst. And you're welcome for getting through that scene

in five seconds. Yeah, no, that was good. Because I only know it was Mark bitching about it for your old running around the dinner. Yeah, because Carrie's doing a decent job at keeping quiet, but you know this is where the rose is when people learn around because like when you marry like even if he's not like legit gay, so I don't mean that. I don't want to sound like a housewife.

But even if you meet like Mary a snitchy guy with that gay part of a personality, which is like bitch, you're gonna have some fights. Oh yeah, oh you'll have a lot of fights. A lot of fights. Girl a gay will fight with his Barbie. Trust me, I've been there. I'm still mad at what a mind. Well what you need, you need a man who wants to take you to the fair, that's what you need.

So we go back to Rich shooting with the BBG, like all this stuff where he couldn't see. And they're at the, so they finally make the Rich takes Leon over to the balloon pop game where he throw darts of balloons. And that's where she says that stuff about the balloons. And they're like popping balloons. And behind one of the pop balloons is a little gold box, which by the way to me, that is like a high stakes balloon pop proposal situation because what if he didn't pop the balloon? Especially when you can't see out of one eye.

Exactly. You know, this is like to me, this is on par with the archer shooting the Olympic flame in Atlanta into the torch. I was like, what if you missed, you know, the Olympics ruined. Like, rich. And he didn't even know, yeah, he didn't even know at that point to hide the ring behind a shiny balloon. Like, that's good. I've just been so proud of that. That could have been a, that could have been a very dull balloon. Yeah. And I like when

she said, well, Rich is having trouble accepting that he's blind. But in my eyes, he's still a hero. Even if he can't see it. Yeah, I took closest one eye. Actually, that's so blind to say right before he get a wedding ring. So they pull out this little yellow, this gold box and he like pulls out the ring and it was really so sweet and so cute, although he didn't get down on a knee, which I feel like would have been just the perfect thing, but it was all he said, I can't get on with me. He goes I'd get on one knee but I've never get back up again. Yeah and then there's like this giant giant standing nearby like like a big fake like giant statues. Well yeah giant statue.

That's cowboy statues and it just goes. Yeah. Rich loves you. I was like is that Chris Samuels in there? Leon I love the fish tank in the kitchen. Like I love you. I love your work. So here just heard a big giant cowboy say, Leanne, I love you. Everyone, okay, let's give ourselves a random applause. Random applause. Was that Chris Samuels? Was that a Mammaker?

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Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny,

Danny, Danny, Move the bowl. Why found the outside missing T cup? Where's that chair? Get the get the carpet then do the windows get the curls out of my hair and It's like stupid good I mean why would he move out? Why would he do that I don't understand So so she's getting ready for her honesty and Leanne is getting ready. Keaton, Keaton, Keaton, Keaton, Keaton, Keaton. You know she did that. Yeah. So Leanne is getting ready and she's gonna...

The best part about it is that she's gonna take off her engagement ring because she just doesn't want... Like she wants to enjoy the moment. She's afraid if she goes there and people see the ring to answer all these questions and who knows what they're gonna do So she's like, I just want to enjoy this moment I'm like, that's cool. I get that but I think it's kind of funny that you are hiding your engagement at something called the honesty Well, you can't say you're getting you can't show a ring cuz then what's the next question being? What's next question? What do you get married? With the date and you know she's so right there was an article out today that said Liam locking got a wedding ring went the date

I'm like, hi, didn't you guys even watch the episode come on? and She's like, well Liam can come over and break my place, but please not my not trying to glass. It's please, please. So, Peri and Brandi and Steph are having a bottle of champagne while they get ready. And they're kind of annoyed by this party that they have to get dressed up and go this

thing. And Brandi is like, oh my god, we look like princesses. And she starts making amazing bird noises like Cinderella. How does she do that? Yeah, I don't know what it was. It was I was sort of convinced that it was layered in and post because those were no human can make those noises. No, it's no, it says no human brandy. Yeah, it's amazing. And it's definitely like. Well, dressing like a grandma is not my idea of fun, but at least like, I'm ready to ignore Brandy. I need to. And then Brandy says she's wearing pink for Cameron, so she's like, this way she'll let me

in more. And Carrie's like, you know, she doesn't think she has anything in common with you. That's it. And Brandy just gives her this death squint. I was like, I was like, I like, like, Brandi, you were just being shady about Cameron. And then you hear what Cameron said, shady about you.

That wasn't even that bad. And you get that angry look. Like, oh, and also it's easy to forget, especially if you've just started watching this show. The Carrie and Brandi aren't necessarily best friends. That whole, like, worth three amigos thing. I don't know, like, the Carrie and brandy keep kind of stabbing each other in this episode or poking at each other at least. And she's like, well, in my heart, I'm like,

it shouldn't matter, really live. I mean, I just moved to like Dallas because it doesn't matter. Like, I paid like $8 trillion for a house because like, in my heart, it don't think it matters. Right, because Kerry had said that Cameron was saying that the suggesting that Brandy may be insecure about not actually living in Dallas the way Cameron and Deandra do. And that's why he's keep, that's why Stephanie was saying.

Yeah, I'm Brandy's like a zip code. That just shows that they're pretentious and I don't want any fucking part of that Okay, it's gonna feel like being judged going to this party and that's That's evil squint evil squint evil squint evil So now it's um now it's over at the house and Leanne shows up Now it's over at the house and Leanne shows up. Hold Deandra's getting into some sort of kabuki makeup and Leanne's like, ah, there, ready for some honesty.

And then Cameron shows up next and Leanne, I don't know why, because at this point, I was watching this at like 2.30 in the morning and then I stopped to go to sleep. But so like these notes, I'm like, I don't even remember why I wrote this. Leanne goes, ah, hey, stairs. How did she say that?

Raise your hand if you hate stairs, everyone. Okay, I'll win. So camera walks in and she's like, talking about how much she really enjoys tea parties and she just like talks about tea fashion. She goes, tea party attire is to die for. Everyone wears a beautiful tea length skirt, Tea party attire is to die for. Everyone wears a beautiful tea length skirt,

a little below your knee, a beautiful hat, and for your blouse, you're supposed to have your hooters covered. Which one is worse? Someone's gonna have a short skirt and their hooters out. Brandy, because they keep cutting to Brandy while she's saying it, you know, Brandy is like enough short skirt. Just doing it all wrong. And then in the limo,

Brandy's like, I feel ridiculous. I look ridiculous. And I'm about to hang out with ridiculous people. Yeah, but well, at least we have a pimpedpride. I'm like, eh. So they're rivals and while Cam, while the big white limo pulls up, Cam's like looking out the window and she's like, rolling in in a white limo and address about the knee, she just got here and she's already breaking the rules. Mm. And this is when they play the Vanderpump music.

It's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, familiar music cues. Yeah, it's like someone was abused at a tea party. I think they're just going

through the housewives of music and writing in tea party because this is definitely Van their pop. Yeah, they're taking a tour through the Alan Lazar musical library. So have a mac a Rome and also an admission from Camille that Taylor says her husband beats. Welcome to my home. says her husband beats. No, we have to come to my home. So they're snacking on some stuff that looks really tasty. And then everything's going well. And then Brandy is just like, Cameron, and she's holding a gift bag behind her back. She's like, Cameron, so can I speak to you?

I have a little something for you. Can I speak to you privately? And Cameron, of course, Cameron is so good about being the blonde bitch. She's like, gosh, I feel so honored You want to have a conversation with me? She's like, here's a gift bag. It's something gonna jump out at me. Is that gonna come and buy? Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. My face off, because that's what it looks like. It will probably be. Whoa, it's just sparkly pink bag. Whoa, Jack Daniels, that is so sweet. And she goes, well, I didn't want you to be excluded. Like she's trying to be a bitch to Cameron and it is not gonna work. Right, and sort of like it's a public display of like,

I'm saying like, hey, I'm not excluding you, but I'm also like putting you on blast for everyone about how petty you were So they yes, but she also has like a whole speech about how petty she was She's ready to give and Cameron is not getting it because she goes Well, I just feel thank you for the gift. I just feel awkward because no one else got one and you gave it to me right in front of them And bring is like well actually, it's funny Word because no one else got one and you gave it to me right in front of them. And Brynn is like, well, actually, it's funny. That's why I said I want to give it to you privately. I was like, oh my God, this is the most amazing scene I've ever seen.

And she's like, oh, well, I do get it now. I get it. I see what you're saying. And Brynn is like, I feel like I apologize to you not once, but twice. And then several times afterwards and came, I was like I apologize to you not once, but twice. And then several times afterwards and Kim's like, yeah, oh, when was that? When was that? Yeah, once twice, three times not a lady.

And pretty much like, well, when I gave him the fucking gifts. And Kim was like, oh, they were effing gifts. They're effing gifts. They're not regular gifts. They're gifts with a curse word. I'm sorry. So good. And Randy's starting to lose it. She's like trying to be passive aggressive and she just can't do it. She's like, are we adults here? Can we not curse? She's like, okay, ladies, this is not happening on my clock. Okay. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

gap. We are putting this fight on the company credit card. Okay. All right. Done. Gaple, Gavel. Did we mention that she has a Gavel or is she an F. Oh no, I guess she's about to announce it, right? Yeah, because she has a Gavel and a Bell's Discipline Lidies. But by the way, Cameron goes, she tells, I think she tells us, because I don't use the word F in to my friends.

She pouts and shakes her head, and the camera just stays on her. Yes, I'm in brand. That lady just needs to get laid. She pouts and shakes her head and the camera just stays on her That lady just needs to get laid that she's too tall So so then Deandra is like all right, I have a bell and I have a gaville and we're this means we're in both a courtroom and a Christmas Carol. Okay? I'm going to discipline all your ladies. Ding, ding, gavel, gavel, gavel. So she has everyone write a question.

They have the one answered and put it in the teapot. So they do that. And the first question up is, why is Leanne not allowed in Brandy's house? And so Brandy's like, well, you have a potty mouth. And you know, after this stuff that you said about my kids, Brian just didn't want you to have a round. And he then goes, you know what?

You know what? I owe you an apology. You are an amazing mother. I'm like, I love how her compliments. She like yells her compliments, like her compliments or scolds. She's telling you off. You are an amazing

mother I am so god damn proud of you So you just walk your feet right on out of here to those lovely children that your arranging sir well and so camera anything start well. And so Cameron jumps in. Well, you didn't invite Leanne over when she was holding you up. And Brandy starts crying. And she's like, but well, she's thank you for saying that. My friend for 10 years. And you can't compare what we went through to Leanne. Okay. Do I think Leanne has been there and dry lover and she being a good friend. Yeah. I can't go. Right. Right.

Right. Right. And then still going to be the only ones who doesn't have Jack Daniels. Yeah, because Brandon is on their hands. Yeah, and Brandon's like, Brandon's like, I wanted everyone to be there if I could have. And then Cameron's like, that's not true. You're the one who did the gift in front of someone who didn't get invited.

Gift. I love you as a really harping on this gift situation, stupid Jack Daniels. Yeah, she's never, she will be doing this in her 10th season on any show. Like even if it's a different show, she'll be like, well, one time somebody gave gifts to their friends in front of me me and it really hurt my feelings.

And they weren't just gifts. They were effing gifts, which was so rude. So then Brandy starts screaming. She was like, who does that? Seriously? Seriously. So Brandy starts screaming. She was like, I was going to my grandparents, like lay off me. And Cameron goes, you didn't explain it that way. And she's like, you didn't give me a chance. Do you want others? Has you want done onto you? I'm giving you the power, but really, I have the flowers.

I rhymed. She goes, well, just so you know, you embarrassed me and you should take your own notes on manners and sorry for the language. And she goes, but I apologize before the gift. Um, why would you apologize before the gift? Why would you do that if you didn't think it was wrong? Like, I'm trying. I mean, you said you like to be a mean girl. She was I was joking bitch. Oh Now you're calling me a bitch. That is negative energy. Okay. Yeah, I just I just get really bad vibes and energies Finally then like and and then deandra I think at this point deandras just like okay enough I want to get all

this crap out on the carpet I'm like I don't know if that's a real metaphor and if it is that's disgusting listen you go over there you shit on that carpet I'm giving to my mom okay yes she's banging that that gavill with the fucking hobby lobby string of diamonds taped around it. She's like, Gabbo, Gabbo, I will not have this in my home. This is not what we are doing in my home Okay, yeah, so Randy tries to leave she's like, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I Love that everybody tries to leave at least once is so funny. He's like, I'm done She's like, you are not done and Cameron's like, well, we are not friends, so I don't care. Hey. And Liam's like, getting this ring bitch.

Okay. I don't give a crap bitch. Get in here. If I can't leave, what'd she say? If I can't leave Heitner, what does that mean? Oh, she goes, if I can't leave neither can you bitch. And he's like, look, I can promise you, you it was a misunderstanding it wasn't meant to hurt you and she's like well I just didn't have that kind of friendship with her, but now I guess we do now I guess we do have that kind of friendship

I'm gonna go awesome Inviter to your house go ahead Inviter to your house Like wow she will love the pink bedrooms. And now they're all friends again. Yeah, I don't know how this happened. Yeah, it was so, I feel like the editors were like, okay, we got to move on with this episode. So let's just cut out all the reconciliation.

So, um, so then, uh, Kerry asks Brandy, asks, um, asks why Brandy, what does my no even say? Ask why Brandy likes Leanne when you say she talks behind your back. Oh, she goes, what um, to Brandy, she goes, why do you act like you like Leanne when you don't? Yeah. Brandy goes, you said that and carry us.

Me. Okay. Look, like in Memphis, you said you heard Leanne was talking about you, and I ported it wrong. That's all I meant to say. I meant to just say, like, you heard the Leanne was talking about you, not that you're just pretending to like Leanne when you do. Like, it came out wrong. It came out wrong when I wrote it wrong. Brandy goes, well, at the dog party, at the dog, the dog quash costume party, whatever it was, because Jerry said, you're not really friends with me.

And, um, you know, that you're using me and that Leankie give two shits about me. Gaze, gaze. Can we stop fucking with the housewives? Yeah, they're just out of control now. It's like the second one in a row where it's been some hangar on gay, fucking with the housewives just stop leave them alone they can't handle it okay we know you think it's hilarious can't deal with with the kids we just got to keep it in the gate in the gay circles

because these housewives are going nuts they're smiling at the control they have enough to fight with fight over on their own without us all interfering just leave it alone because Brandy's like I Cryed about it and I love the answer spawn she is I never talked negatively about you to Jared Yeah to Jared she goes in this city people say shit and carry this no actually She goes in this city people say shit in caricus. No actually I mean no one's ever told me a friend talk negatively about me like you hello We've watched you show you liar and brandy's like well he said it and also he said that mark is 100% gay So like His carry just fucked with her and so she's like, but I shut it down and Carrie goes

I mean, that's please okay like he's obviously full of light Yeah, she's like she carry the two goes well, I mean the guy is I mean like I mean like like totally like full of lies I mean good covers also by the way I love Brandy's version of shutting it down by repeating it on national TV. Like that was shady, you know, and Carrie knows that's what I love that they're both poking each other and pretending to be friends. And she's like, girl, they have called my husband gay for years. And it's not true.

And not only that, but it's offensive to the LGBT plus whatever community to use that as like a desk. Okay. I mean, what gay man would have a faucet over his stove exclusively for pasta? Am I right? Gay people don't even eat pasta. So Liam's like, well, he didn't get it for me. Just, well, I think you told someone something whoever smelled it, dealt it. So this is whoever did the wrong with crime. Not that, tell it to, so this is, whoever did the rhyme with the rhyme. Not that that's untrue, but this is so classically Ann, okay? She has a circle of gossipy little birds to spread her lied to sure.

She did it last year and I'm not feeding the dragon because the more you feed the dragon, the bigger it gets, like Mark, like Mark basically. So then the ender's like, all right, gavil, gavil, gavil. We're gonna get back to this. Okay, next one, I can't read this, next one. Can't read the ender's like all right gavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavagavag male. Wait a second. Is that a finger nail in the teapot? Is this a gum wrapper? Is it extra? Extra? Alright, someone put their car keys in here. We are not trading car keys in my home. Wait a second, ladies. Did someone actually put an actual real-life teabag in the teapot? I mean, just too literal.

Why is there a business card in here? This is not a free lunch raffle. What is this? What is a balloon that's pop by a dart? It's all glassy. So Brandy's like, okay, well, I have a question for Leanne. Leanne, you had your face dot, dot, dot. She's like threaded. She goes, yeah. I have a giant a doctor.

She goes, okay, look, I had my face threaded by the John doctor. And I'm going to have my my nipples rejuvenated because when I said, have one time and I lifted up my arms, someone said my nipples were off center. I'm curious because well, that's unfortunate. Because he is certified organic. He is a plastic surgeon and OB-GYN. He can do blood tests, common cold, anybody, ear, nose throat. You can go to him. He's a

licensed helicopter pilot. He can run a Ferris wheel. He can run after a Ferris wheel. He can out run a Ferris wheel that's falling off its hinges. He can program a John Cowboy statue to tell everybody how much he loves land. He can top 65 words per minute. He is one of all the awards that Mavis Beacon has provided. And then, Kerry, you know, this becomes a huge fight later because Kerry is now in her testimony. She's dressed in some weird black dress with flowers on it and said to one of her ball gowns. So you know this becomes a fight throughout the season that she had to go do pickups

for because she's like, yeah, but he's not a plastic surgeon. Okay, look, there's different boards. And a layperson wouldn't know I get it, but I'm a pro. He's an OB-GYN period. I'm not making it up. It's not a rumor. It's a fact. Yeah, I got to believe Carrie on this actually.

Yeah, but who cares? And she's like, well, I'm having surgery Monday. And that's all I give a fuck about. Okay. She's like, well, let me know how it goes. Okay, nipple crazy, crazy nipple. Okay, let me know how it knows when your nipples are on your eyeballs.

Excuse me. And just turn, so it goes, little miss bitch over here has been read all afternoon Let me switch sunshine. We will not discuss that in my home calling someone at bitch And she's oh put my dollar in the curse jar Hey, you think you're smarter than me. Why do you act like a condescending Blu to me and she's like, we are not going to use the word bluah! Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

She goes, while you happen to be a registered nurse, I happen to be highly entailed, Jim. She's like, what does that have to do with anything else? Say where? And Gary's like, um, no, a buy. Yeah. Calling me the seawaring, she's like, go then. Yeah. She goes.

The ender's like, you know what, these girls do not want to solve their problems, and that's the problem. They just want to have problems, and that's what I'm realizing. They actually like to have the problems, which is the problem, because I don't want to solve their problems.

Meanwhile on the door, it's like, hi, it's Jackie. I was wondering if I could throw something in that teapot about how I was supposed to get your job. But then you came back from DC and now my charisma is all down because your mom chose you out instead of me. Yeah, that's it. Really?

Okay, bye. And Lee's like, Bob, Alicia. By the way, was that woman, her name was Jackie, right? Was that her name? From this year? That woman. Oh, Jackie, yeah, Jackie, I was wondering who? That woman works. Oh, Jackie. Yeah, Jackie.

I was wondering here talking about you. Jackie, Jackie, the hair nut lady. Yeah. Like, I got sent to put in that T-pop missy. She's like, not in my home, Jackie. Not in my home. So now, get back to the factory. Okay.

No algae. So now, so two hours later, two hours later, they're still there and now they're just getting drunker. And Deandra is, her question to Stephanie is, how could you not kick out Leigh Ann from your party? She's being such a bitch you dressing up like two face. And Stephanie is like, well, you know, I knew I couldn't kick her out because I'd be giving her exactly what you wanted to, to want it it seemed like that. And I was gonna give it to her. And they were like, that's true.

I mean, Leon dresses me. It's the prettiest I've seen her. But I wanted her to like stick there looking like an ass. Okay? And she's like, well, and she goes, my question is to Leon, why fight a battle? It isn't yours? She goes, because I listened to Brandy Crab. That is why. And then everyone's nodding like, yes sister.

She's my own mother didn't want me. Because, Leanne, no, no Leanne, I'm not there for this. Okay. My own father didn't make me until I was 16. No, no Leanne, no, I'm not there for this. Okay, my own father didn't meet me until I was 16. No, no, Leanne. No, Leanne. No. I do not have this emotion. I once rode the salt and pepper shakers so many times. I threw up over my first date.

Leanne, I got there, but your bullshit meter is off the charts. Okay, like, her sharing this over and over has got to stop. I once left my teddy bear on the scrambler went flying into a fire. A fire! We know! We know! Okay, that is not an excuse in court. One time I went down the slide but didn't use the burlap thing and I got a skin rash. It was horrible! I don't want to be like this! It's definitely because um... You want to know our story? Okay, I'll tell you.

Karney dad, wait, she was raised with Karney and then her dad left her and then her mom slept with everyone and she attacks people with knives and the end. Yeah, and now Leanne's just like crying. She's crying and she's like, uh, she's like, I don't want to, I didn't want to hurt. I don't want to, I don't want, I don I don't want to, I don't want Carrie to hurt if I call her the seaworth, which she maybe is, but I don't want her to hurt just cause she's faced with the truth. And then Brandy comes over to hug her and she's like,

what didn't she take me? What didn't she take me to Memphis? She's like, oh baby, I wish I heard. I should have, I'm so sorry. It's like almost like a sweet moment and then Carrie's like, oh baby, I wish I had, I should have, I'm so sorry. It's like almost like a sweet moment and then carries like, my arms in there. It's getting breathed on and crad on. Because they're like all hugging

and her arm is stuck in there. Like that means I'm just gonna keep drinking. Cheers. And Lee has just sobbing on the couch and Brad is on top of her and carries arm. I was dying. Deandre is like, all right, let's get back to the match game. If you were some sort of vacation, what sort of vacation would you be? Mexico! We all win. Yeah, basically Cameron asks, what's your favorite vacation spot? And then he carries like,

I have a great spontaneous idea that I just came up with right now Wasn't given to me before this show why don't we go to Mexico? They're like yeah, Mexico sounds great. That'll solve everything Perfect and Leanga's wait a minute Who's invited she has every when she goes okay? Just making sure everybody It's like the very last line of a feel good sitcom everybody it's like the very last line of a feel good sitcom you know oh everybody claps and she goes I don't think we should answer any more questions from the tea pot

so and that was the end of that episode and that's that's pretty much the end of this episode we don't have a listener spotlight this week so I'm gonna reach out to you in this listener spotlight people to get some more submissions but I guess we could take this time to say hello to our super premium sponsor from patreon Kelly Grant What's up the grant master? Kelly Grant Grant master master general Everyone look you hooker love you hooker. Um everyone This is fun. My voice is fully gone. Yo, no over the weekend. I was like why is it that every time I scream?

Like if I'm in a loud bar or something like that, my voice gets worse really quickly. And I'm realizing it's because we spend an hour doing Leanne voice. And it kills my voice. I know. I was laughing so hard when we were boarding the gym today. I felt like that. Like my throat hurts.

Okay. They ate more. So you guys, um, we are done with today's episode. Tomorrow, we are back to talk some below deck. We look forward to that. And y'all have a great night. We'll talk to you tomorrow. Yes, everybody, talk tomorrow.

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