Watch What Crappens - RHOD: Reunion Part L22

Episode Date: November 15, 2017

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because we are going to be talking about Real Housewives of Dallas today and I'm just like very excited about it. What a fun reunion. Love it. Love it. Love it. So good. If you'll remember last year, their first reunion, Carrie and Mark were also teaming up against people calling them horrors and cheaters. Yeah. And I kind of missed, I was hoping Carrie was going to bring that back her reunion Carrie where she just like really cries and is like a huge victim because I love that. She didn't get that back but it was still fun. Yeah it was it was very very

it was actually it was a great reunion. Both episodes were really really strong, really hilarious. really strong, really hilarious, full of moments that I felt were worthy of soap dish, with just ridiculous, dramatic confessions. I just thought it was great. I thought it was a great way to end a phenomenal housewives season, one of the best housewives seasons of all the housewives of all time. I mean, I knew you were gonna love it because Dandra, who's one of our new all-time faves, said a ben line from one of your favorite shows. Whoa.

Oh, wow. You know what? You have to unexpected, unexpected. It was like, yes, big brother. Bringing his big brother into it, Ben is gonna squee when he hears that. Yeah. Sign her up for celebrity big brother people.

Sign her up. All right, we all need to have a house meeting. So why are you going to the meeting? So we opened with backstage stuff. Leanne has just walked out. She's like, we're just saw her walk out to the alley. And it's my favorite thing that happened with Leana's season one when she hit that trolley. And then she just kept marching towards the dumpsters. You're gonna yell at the dumpster. Which is your neck. Yeah. Where's that Oscar? Where's that Oscar? You know what I always tell those dumpsters expect unexpected.

One minute you're getting trash and you the next minute Leanne's punching you because she's so mad at somebody. Welcome to Big Brother. But first, Leanne. So Leanne has now made her way into like a dressing room. I think she's just sort of like, you know, balanced around every single wall until she wound up in a dressing room. And she's like, oh, I say, so her husband can come to fan her, but my man can't come. I'm like, I don't think that he's coming to defend. Carrier. I think he's coming to clear his name from the things that you said about him. Oh, I think she was waiting for somebody to maybe chase her and be like,

Hey, don't you want to come back or Andy to come back with his giant note cards and be like, so you feel okay in his like not caring but kind of pretending way and nobody came back. So she's like, all right, I'm coming back. Get the fruit tray ready. Stop calling me gay. No, I literally want fruit, Mark. It's not all about you. Let's let's wrap this up before I hit a trolley. Is that a new epithet for Mark? No, I really want to hit a trolley again. Clank, clank, clank goes to trolley. He's like, stop calling me gay.

No, no, I'm just saying. That's how I know it's coming, so I can get ready to punch it. So, Leon violence sits down or back in the reunion. So, Andy goes, you guys good? He's so bored. He's like stretching out his legs through this whole reunion. He really could not contain his boredom. And I don't know why he was so bored because it was such a good reunion. I just think that he doesn't like this franchise for some strange reason. So he just wasn't. His heart was not in it. And I don't know why because it's so good.

I think it's just because he does so many of these. I used to watch the Oscars as a kid and be like, why does everybody look so bored? You're at the Oscars, but you know, how streets have been there nine million times. That's actually a very good point. He has probably burnt out, burnt, burnt, burnt, in many different ways. And yes, Ravo, I am the first person to ever compare you to the Oscars.

You're welcome. So first question is Mark a control freak and he's like, I'm very intense. So I'm intense. I'm like, yeah, control freak. Although he like I'm very intense so I'm intense I'm like yeah control freak although he doesn't admit it he admits he's a control freak he's like yes I am I'm sure I can see what I have first I have Kerry saying it's ticking in Mark's tummy like what is he the crocodile from Peter Pan? I don't know why I wrote that but Andy is like sitting there with his tongue out. He's like, how do you think you came across Mark?

And he's like, not great. That's for sure. We've got lots of questions from the audience for you. They're calling you a control freak and asshole, a prick, a gay guy, a shoe whore. He's like, okay, Jesus. Look, I'm a surgeon. Okay.

And that's what surgeons are. We're control freaks. Yeah. And then we watch a video package of? And that's what surgeons are. We're control freaks. Yeah. And then we watch a video package of all, there's all these clips of, you know, Mark and Kerry over the course of the season. And they're staring at, they're watching it and in a little picture and picture box

and the bottom of the screen. And they just look so miserable. Like, these are the faces of two people in an unhappy marriage. I know. And they're looking at a lot of that. They're mad when they watch it. Someone tricked us into this.

These are your scenes. You're solo scenes, okay? Yeah, and you guys may be perfectly happy in a marriage, which I think would be great, but you guys have to work on your objects then. You guys look so miserable, actively miserable. Oh my God, this is the marriage that we found ourselves in. She's toiling away with a pasta arm on the stove and he's walking in circles with his two left hand socks. This is not a marriage.

She's like, I'm trying to find a balance with career, kids, fillers. My eyeballs won't focus anymore. And he's like, yeah, she just needs balance. And guess what? I didn't literally mean she has to eat the child's food. Okay. It was called sarcasm. Maybe you've never heard of that. See what I just did there. It was like Metascar sarcasm. So and I look and Andy, Andy was being funny.

That was his question was like, what do you say to viewers who think you don't like your daughter? Is there any is there a problem with wanting some adult time? Do you know what it's like having a three-foot little person? Criticize or gourmet dinner. Have you ever been there Andy? And so I actually think Mark's response was totally like realistic and it made a hundred percent sense to me when they're talking about this scene

where he was angry that his daughter was at dinner. And he's like, you know what? I have dinner with my family six nights a week, which is actually more than most people. And I just thought I was gonna be adult dinner tonight and I said the kid was there and I just wanted it to be adult dinner. And I was like, you know what, I get that mark

and I support that. I support it 100%. You go girl. Well, I get that idea, but then being like such an asshole in front of people at your house, to your wife and your child awkward. Like, you get to be awkward on your own time, okay? Mr. Pollite.

That's true. I support the first part of it, but I also support Ronnie, what Ronnie says oh my god. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay. Yeah, you're my rose Ronnie Oh my god Well, I guess I just couldn't see it because I got so many thorns Mark is so he's like so the gay stuff and Andy Wait so uncomfortable through this stuff. He's staring at his cards and Leigh-Anne goes, look, I'm sorry. I never should have said that.

Okay. It's just that people say stuff that we all hear over and over. And she's like, and did I skip something? What was your own? I don't know, because now I'm lost because you skipped ahead. So now I'm like, I'm going through my notes. I did get, I was typing in the wrong place and I had to cut and paste a section of my notes. So I might be in the wrong place and I had to cut and paste a section of my notes.

So I might be in the wrong place. I have a way. You have turned into the Thorne, Ronnie. You are now officially Thorne. I'm going to call you Bella. Bella's the fastest evolving Rose ever. You lost her petrified darling. It is official.

You are now the beast forever. You have become my Audrey too. Matt. So I was just going to say that while they're talking, you know, they're talking about the kid, Kerry is so nervous. And again, they may have a perfectly normal fine marriage, but they do such a bad job of like presenting themselves that way because Kerry, they're talking about the push pull or everything in the stress, and Carrie is like, gulping and she's sort of breath, and she's like, looking to him,

almost for support, like am I saying the right thing? She's just like, I think that what sort of happened was that, like, you know, I mean, it was like, it was just, it was a lot of things that were happening.

It was like the push pull and like, you know, that's fine. And then Andy's like, well, a lot of people that were happening. It was like the push pull and like, you know, that's fine. And Andy's like, well, a lot of people thought that Mark was an asshole. I was just like, yeah, I mean, people think I'm an asshole. And people think he's an asshole. We're just like two assholes.

We're like totally in love. Like, right, Mark, right, I'm gonna sing. I got all the lines right now. Yeah, like, what's the big deal? Like, it's the first time anyone's been called an asshole. I mean, seriously, like, look at those clips of me and my kiddo kiddo. That's what I call her all the time It's totally natural. I'm always with her love being with her Look look. Look how I work the kitchen a totally in the kitchen all the time the kitchen needs like exploding in her face

Just normal normal. I wasn't yelled at about that that flower situation I wasn't shamed by my own husband in front of my own daughter about what a stupid bitch I am. I can't even control the kitchenator, it's only one knob. But guess what, there's actually two knobs, because there's another knob to open the thing up. And that's not even easy itself. Like, how do you even open that thing?

Like, why can't you just open normally before Mark gets home? I saw her Instagram the other day, and she's like, two-zuri are most favorite little baby in the world. Happy birthday, baby. And it's Mark Nexter. Like happy birthday, honey. They took Zuri to sushi for her like third birthday or something. Like you guys are so out of touch.

Get that kid a fucking cupcake. Oh man. Then I think Andy S. Leeens' reaction to Mark and Carrie's marriage and Leeens' like, well, I called the Andro because I was so concerned for Kerry's marriage and, oh, I gotta say is, I thank God. I have dogs because I can't even imagine trying to make everyone happy all the time like little children.

I'm lost in my notes now. So you just say what's next and I'll talk about it with you. Well, I think we're going to catch up to where you were. So now it's like, it's like rumors are all over in Texas. Everyone's rumor-mongering in Texas. So we see this clip package up of Kerry talking about Rich's penis and Leanne saying that more like as a chop, chop doctor and then the round up, I know the guys who did it.

So now, just the doctor's door with her, I know the boys they did it. So now just the doctor's door with her. I know the boys they did it. It's amazing that like so many iconic quotes came out from that one that one scene that one shot like they're just hands but they work. Well, I know it gets just the ex-soc get the roundup. I know the boys who did it. People who watch this show only in gifts in the future are gonna be like that door on the Housewives of Dallas was so good. Yeah, I mean I understand why he's Dr. True because the truth comes out behind the doors. So Mark this is where I think you were. Mark was basically like denying it. He's like I absolutely do not get my dick sucked up at the roundup. We all know I'm more of a rim job guy

and Leanne is like I'm sorry, you know what? I owe you apology. I didn't mean it as an insult. I meant it to hurt you But not as an insult because 90% of my friends are in the LGBT community and when they said they sucked you off They meant it in the best possible way. Yeah, they took it as a compliment. Okay, they were bragging about it And carries like wait a minute. Okay, they were bragging about it. And Carrie's like, wait a minute. Okay, if you know 98% of gay and lesbian transgender or whatever's, then 80% of them repeated it,

then who was it? Just named one of the 80% and she's like, well, I didn't mean it as an insult number one. She's like, oh, really? So wasn't men as an insult? Not that I think it's an insult, but you didn't mean, it's like, make up your mind, guys. Make up your mind. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Yeah, oh, it's an insult, but you didn't mean it's like make up your mind, guys. Make up your mind.

Not that there's anything wrong with it. Yeah. Oh, it's the same that my husband. So here's the first time we get this. I did that to hurt you because you hurt me, which is basically the excuse both she, Brandy, and Carrie Kiv over and over again through the entire reunion. Yeah. To very high.

Exactly. Exactly. And Mark is like, you have to understand that my kids don't watch this show, but even if my kids didn't watch the show, their friends watch the show, and my kids have to answer their friends. I'm like, well, okay.

So this gay thing, that's the least of your concerns then. All right, because remember all that shit we just watched five minutes ago, that's the stuff you should really be concerned about. And also I guarantee your kids friends have asked them if you're gay. Okay, it's not really that big of a deal. And then Leanne came with this prepared you could tell. She's like, well look, I don't call someone gay as an insult. I mean, look Andy, you didn't name the shark on, watch what happens live. You didn didn't you didn't name him gay shark to insult the shark. And Andy goes, well, I'm gay.

So, um, no, you're still labeling something else's gay. Like I don't understand any of the logic on this episode. And I'm loving it. It was strange. And then here's one of my another, another hilarious moment of victimhood at the coming cross on this reunion. Kerry going, last year they sat my son in his fraternity, they sat him down and they made him watch this.

They made him watch our show. I mean, our show is that torturous. They use it in pledging. Every college aged gay kid was like, what fraternity is that? Because that's amazing that an entire fraternity sits around and forces each other to watch a real housewife so. Best Brad never. Like we were thinking about forcing you to drink until you pass out in your kidney explodes or your liver explodes but we're gonna do something far worse.

You have to watch Mark and Carrie's marriage on Bravo. You're gonna sit here and be forced to watch your mother try and work on kitchen aid. It's like no bro. No. Bro, bro, give me the beer. No. They're like, you're gonna time how long it takes to fill up a pot with that past arm over her stovetop. And Leanne's like, yes, yes, I know you got kids because on the dock, which I liked it. Leanne walks around thinking she's in the documentary. She's like, classing up her job. She's like, you said on the doc that you're, oh, no, she met the actual.

I think I think I'm sorry. I got it after I set it out loud. I'm so I was telling Errol Morris. Yeah. That's what I thought. I was saying on the Netflix doc eat this not that Accused this guy being gay not that one Gays over forks. I remember on the doc. You said your son would be embarrassed about the deal though So I know I know that your kids watch and carry guys. Um, I think this is a little bit worse than the dildo

No, you know what? It's like a lot worse than the dildo, okay? It's like a lot worse than the dildo, but it's not an insult. It's just a lot worse Yes, and Leanne's like well, I don't have kids How do I know I don't know how much that hurts? I don't have kids And mark is like listen you can sit here and say it you can apologize and say you own it or whatever and you think that's okay. Like that's okay. She's like, well, I just don't remember. I just don't remember saying it. That's all. That's all. So now Andy's like, can we get back to who said it? Like, so who gave them the blow job? I might want to like, yeah, what's his number?

I number. Can I get it? Also, did you notice that Leanne used every Rynne excuse in the book? She's like, yeah, she's like, I own it. I don't remember. I'm not talking about my husband. So curious like, so do you know gay guys with socks? I'm off. Do you do you? And I'm like, I'm not comfortable with that, with answering that.

I would like to table that. I don't want to say who has sucked in, but his name is Bruce Bay. If you catch my drift, it was the gay shark. And he's like, um, that is not okay for you to say. You are not gay. Uh, and Stephanie's like, well, they're not comfortable. Like, uh, with, with it being said that he was getting close jobs. Oh, God, I can't believe I said that on

national TV. Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm even talking like this. Oh, my God, who am I? Where am I right now? I'm like, shut up, Stephanie. This isn't about you. Come on. Well, it was actually kind of impressive. I'm impressed that land can quit things so quickly on her feet because I wouldn't be able to do those situations because they were like, well, you know, like, with lands like, sort of to reach re rehash what we just said.

And lian is, lian was like, I'm not comfortable saying who said the rumors. And she's like, well, they weren't comfortable with you saying that he's gay on TV. And she's like, well, I wasn't comfortable with you reading a police report. That wasn't even real on TV. I was like, ooh, too shay. Like, she pulled out, she would like, turn that on Stephanie very quickly. And so he was like, it was out there. And I'm surprised the lamb was like, well, I'm saying that this was out there too. Oh my God, the excuses on the show.

And then Stephanie, Stephanie, Carrie and Brandy really annoy me, even though I'm glad they're all on the show and I actually really like them. They annoy me together. I don't like them as a team. I like them, I like them better broken up. Well, I don't know.

I think we sort of need them as a team. I think we like the, well, we don't want it to go down an orange County path where they refuse to shoot people, etc. Yeah, exactly. So Deandra raises her hand basically. She's like, well, I just want everyone to know I yelled at Lee and because I love her, but there are some things that are not right. And we are not going to talk like that on the dock. Okay. We are not going gonna talk like that. And Cameron, because Andy's like, how does everyone else feel? And Cameron's like, well, Mark didn't sign up for this show.

Like, he's innocent. So it's not fair. And I wouldn't want my kids to see what Leanne was saying. And like, it's not acceptable. Sparkle dog food, glitter in your poop. It doesn't make your dog's poop pink anymore. So then they're saying that so Carrie and Mark took a hit on social media. But Mark says that they're in a better place now and everything. And then Stephanie, like, chirps up with some support

of Mark and Stephanie, or maybe it was just Mark, she was basically like, this one time, I was running late to a stocking game, and I couldn't be there for a cruiser. So Mark went there and he paired a cruiser up and he hung out with him for half an hour. I was like, that was so nice. Like he's such a good person.

He's like, hung out cruiser at a soccer game. She basically is like every Uber driver is a good person. Like anyone who will pick somebody up is a good person. And I like this. Stephanie's adding all this also to excuse herself for moving to the zip code and not being a snob. She's like, see, that's why I had to move because it was really far. So that's why it's okay to my husband about the hours without me.

Like, everything's working. Everything's great. Everything's great. I have to point out this part because Mark really does. I don't care if Mark is gay or not, like honestly. I don't care. But Mark's saying, well, I just want to say we are in a better place than ever.

And Andy goes, are you guys going to therapy? And he goes, actually therapy comes to us. And I was like, what does that mean? What an awkward thing to say. And then carry on. Yeah, we get therapy delivered. Look, it's important and a marriage to have a third party involved. And I was like, you are talking about your husband getting his dick sucked.

Why aren't you bringing up third parties? I guess it says that therapy is like therapy to place. They're like, you actually have the order. We actually just really love ordering pizza from therapy. They just have to do great pizzas and they do like this really great rustic pizza thing. It's like, I'll white it's a white pizza, but it doesn't. It's like a white pizza. One more session.

We get free breadsticks. So suck it. We on. Okay. So yeah. So Mark, by the way, did they last week, did Andy last week on the show? I don't think he really took Stephanie to task about that, about this whole mansion that she and Travis bought and how we just sort of bought it And she was like, and then he pushed her in the pool because I really would have liked some grilling about that like I that really bothered me that whole thing

Yeah, I never came up. I don't know because I black it out them and it we So it's done with the recap, but I don't know, because I black it out the minute we turn with the recap. But I don't know, but they might have taped it and it was just boring because definitely keeps going on these really long monologues. But she talks like this, and it's like really hard to keep up with what she's saying, because it's like, soccer game. So like, he's a good person.

What? It's like the DM, it probably was like the Deandra segment, which was like all of one minute, you know. So anyway, so Mark hates, so now it's like, so Mark, what do you think about Leanne calling your, your plastic surgeon practice at Chop Shop? And he's like, you know, of course, he doesn't like that at all. He's like, professional and we do great work

and we're not Chop Shop's at all. And then so Leanne is like, can I just say that I said that because I was angry, like I was caring, was the one calling my doctor of a John doctor, or at least I was late to believe that she's calling a vagina doctor. She was actually saying, oh, be G. Y. And not vagina doctor. I'm like, what is it? I mean, I know that there's a difference between vagina, like, like, OBGYNs do more than

vagina, but really in terms of like the, the, the insulting, like, or perceived insulting quality of that, what is the difference? Dr. Trude worked for his title, okay? Of not a vagina, Dr. don't say it. So Mark's like, look. Oh, did you want to do it, Dr? Mark just goes, I'm ethical.

Okay, so Mark's like, she, look, she's very loud. And you know, it's like to the point where she's so loud she's saying stuff She's throwing glassware and nobody even takes her seriously anymore. She's like the the the girl who cried wolf Suck somebody's dick in a country bar. It's like nobody even cares what she's saying I'm like really because you look like you're about to explode and start sobbing and your wife is terrified to be in the segment so The girl who blew wolf, the girl who cried wolfie. Wolfie. So then final housewives of Melbourne.

So now finally, the question that I think has been on everyone's minds, if not just Ronnie and my minds, why does like with Brandi constantly gossiping, why does anyone trust her, since she's the one, who's always, why would anyone tell her anything, given that she tells everyone, everything everyone says? Telephone, teleport, telebrandi. And she's like, wow, it's somebody's life. It's threatened.

I owe it to them to tell them. See something, say something, Andy. Okay, I saw it in the airport. You know, I didn't mention the gaiting or the chop shop thing. Um, and the, I deserve points for that, you know, I wasn't stirring the pot. And Leigh Ann goes, well, it was stirred. Leigh Ann, I'm like proving it with a bowl of chili. She's like, you're stirring. It is delicious. I'm not going to lie.

Because I still have a lot of friends with you in the future. But you stirred it, Missy. It's memories of when she had chili. I think she wasn't the last season. She was having chili in her kitchen. I don't know why I remember these things. I just remember her being in like her, the wood paneled kitchen eating chili with aiddo's on top.

A fridopa, a walkin' taco. It was a walkin' taco. I set it out of anger. It was on Cheetos. So, so Gary. So yeah, so Brandy's like, well, I just because she was threading someone's life, which by the way, the dramatization around threading someone's life, Leigh, I wasn she was threatening someone's life, which by the way, the dramatization around threatening someone's life, I mean, I wasn't threatening Gary's life. She was just being nutty.

I'm sorry. She was. She was being nutty. Yes. I mean, they're right though in that you can't just say that to people. And I can say, yeah, maybe we'll learn that, but she never will because that's so fun when she says it. Well, the better audience, the better thing is more like,

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering app. I mean, we all say al- cut a bitch. What's the difference? Look people who are gonna kill you just kill you They don't tell you I'm gonna kill you. They just kill you. Okay. Yeah, so then let's move from murder to richest tiny dick So here's like look I know I said that look I know I did okay like I said it It was low. I got it, but it was just my reaction to her saying mark is gay. Okay, wait a minute. You just said that why can't you do it, but she can't. Although Mark sort of has a little point though here, which is that right? I'm assuming this is what you're although

was that he basically is like, well, with Leanne, it's like a pattern of this happens all the time. Yes. Well, also, Kerry's was obviously a joke, you know, and it was a living and Leon is saying that the husband is like actively cheating on the wife, you know, so it is different. Yeah, I think, I think, I mean, I understand. I think that what Leon did was really, I mean, the telling Carrie that because it was hilarious and crazy. You know, if she just said, well, I told her because it was too crazy not to tell. How can I not tell her that she came up to me? There's a lot of things on my hands and that work. Well, like if she said that, I'd be like, okay, I get it, Brandy. But if you say, I'm talking a million words a second. I'm sorry, everyone. This coffee kicked in. But if she says, if she says, oh, well, I had to tell Carrie because she was threatening someone's life and the moment someone's life is Rent I have to tell them that's bullshit, but Carrie so but you know

Carrie is saying well, I was just reacting. I Mean it is funny because it's kind of the same thing Liam was doing, but Liam did a lot worse I'm sure well it is in mine at all. So The question is what was Rich's reaction? She's like, well, with that is big dick and sent it all over the internet. What do you think? She's like, I won't speak for him.

Now, you can tell Kerry is a really rich lady who never returns anything, because this bit showed up without receipts, OK? When you say things like this, he's very mean on social and he messaged me. You're supposed to whip out tons of printed out papers or at least some screenshots, okay? Bring the receipts, ma'am.

Yeah, exactly. And I finally woke up. He's like, whoa, really? I love a DM, what did it say? I was like, well, look, I run him back and I said, basically chop, chop, round up, home record. I mean, the list goes on. All I had to do was one word

and I'm sure he got every single storyline I was bringing up. Okay, Andy. And he's like, okay, we'll look. It sounds like what you're both saying is that you were just trying to hurt each other by saying things that would hurt each other because you thought the other one started it. Is that basically right? And then I was like, I hope I can stop the cycle. Oh, the PTSD of the cycle is affecting my childhood PTSD. And growing up PTSD is like, hey there, little PTSD. What's wrong? Can I hurt you some more, little PTSD is like,

so, so, so, and the cycle of PTSD, the PTSD continues. Stop bringing at little PTSD. She is gone there. You are 50. It's okay. It's like from behind the couch. Oh, well, I'm glad someone finally stopped the cycle. I hate that thing. So, Kerry is like, of course, again, another dramatic moment. My family can't take much more of it. They just can't. And Leon's like, I can't take much more of me acting like an idiot to be honest. It's the way I act. The way I behave. It's unacceptable. I'm forgivable.

The point is the first step is recognizing it. And every time we do this, I'll learn a little bit more. If you have a that's the more you know, music. I'm like a shining star also. And then she's like, I'll learn a little more because coming up, so you do you still think they had an affair and she's like, I learned a little more because coming up, so do you still think they had an affair? And she's like, yes. Well, so then, then we move on to the brandy and carry segment. And Andy prefaces it by

saying, when Leanne came in between their friend, came in between their friendship, it fell apart like Cheap Panos and the results were just as sad. And I was like, I know you're making like a joke about Cheopanios being sad, but like I don't think anyone was like, oh my God, it's so sad that Brandy and Gary's friendship fell apart. What a sad moment for these lifelong friends.

I was like, it was not sad. I think more people were like, do people still wear pantyhose? I don't see those as much. Yeah. That was just an odd line in general. So we see this whole clip of Stephanie and Brandy and Carrie and I just wrote, I don't care. Well, it was like trying, it was showing how like brand, it was showing Brandy and Carrie

fighting and like Leanne smirking or Leanne telling Brandy things like she is not a real friend or she said she doesn't like you, things like that. So it really bothered me because again, it was like I didn't, I actually didn't read it as Leanne trying to pit them against each other. I think she was just trying to like say listen, I'm not sure this person has your best interest at hand. Like I don't know, I don't think that's so wrong to do sometimes. Well, I did finally find where I messed up my notes because this is going way back, but I just

wanted to add this one that Carrie was like, look, my husband wants me to be fulfilled. Yeah, for Phil. Oh yeah, that was so amazing. For Phil is finding balance and for Phil. And Mark is so mortified that she said for Phil. He's like, I'm up here defending my marriage and she said for Phil. She's like, I'm sorry, I burned my tongue and I tried to practice my oral skills on the pasta spigot. He's like, do not be abusive, do not be abusive, do not be abusive. She said for Phil, god damn her. She's always getting her L's and R's mixed up while I walk in circles. Lolo. Yeah, how come Andy didn't say now? Why can't you walk into left feet socks?

It's like the best part of the season. Okay, so what's the next part for you now? I can find my current notes. So we're back to talking about the affair because Leanne was oh, oh, because the reason why we're talking about the affair, what did Kerry have an affair is because as Brandy and Kerry fell apart when Brandy accused Kerry of being the other woman, the implication was, because Brandy has been hanging out. Leanne, Brandy has now become the sort of person that would accuse Kerry of having an affair.

So now Mark, again, will defend himself and says they didn't have an affair Talking about how you know, I've you know, I've known Kerry for 18 years 18 years and we've married for eight years We've been banging for about 25 so I don't see what the problem with that is and basically we didn't have a nanny And I went out of town and we needed someone to like take care of the kids and they said hey look Kerry's great. She takes care of my kids So why don't you just use Kerry and so you've known her for 18 years. I'm like, you're not making yourself look better. Okay. He makes himself look guilty or with everything that he says. Yeah. So basically what it happened. And this is like really shady and and essentially Brandy had gone over to Mark and Carrie's house and Zuri, little Zuri had mentioned that,

not Zuri, I'm sorry, but Mark's daughter, Carrie's now a stepdaughter, had mentioned to Brandy, yeah, Carrie used to like babysit for me and Brandy assumed that was a big secret and that's what this all was and like, and Carrie's like, I never told you not to tell people that. It wasn't a secret. You turned into a thing and that's really shady of you. And that is shady. Yeah, and Brandy's like, well, but ever since she said that on the couch, I left there thinking that I was doing you a favor by keeping your secret.

Stupid Brandy. Carey's like, what are you talking about? It was no secret. Yeah, she's like, that was my stepdaughter saying, like, we're so close. Like, she even used to babysit for us. She's like, oh my god, I won't tell anybody. No, it's still not a secret. Like, what are you not getting?

And then I don't know. I went into your bathroom and I saw some secret geodermen. I was like, it is a secret. And then Andy's like, okay, everybody yell it brandy. And Stephanie's like, Brandy, I still love you. But like, that's the most disappointed I've ever been in you. And like, I'm not even going to save it for the blog this time, because I know you'll stop talking to me. So I'm just going to say it now. But like, I'm so disappointed. And like, we have to do better. Okay,

like, we have to do better. Okay, just do better. Okay. And Gengar is like, yeah, you like my stepkits? Like there's no way I cheated with Mark because we are like best friends. Like those friends, I'm like the cool mom. I'm like we're best friends together. We go out together, we shop together, we share each other's clothes.

What can I say? We're just like best friends. I'm so young. Any camera in's like, I think Brandy, might need a reality check and find out what's going on. I don't know, it just cracked me up because then Cameron's like, I love that Andy kept Cameron a part of it

because every new topic would come up and he'd be like, so Cameron, what do you think? Because she didn't have much to do, you know, normally people just ignore them. But I think he likes her because he's like, what do you think? And she's like, I did not approve. I would never go on TV and blast someone.

I'm like, just wait till next season. Just wait until next season. You'll see what you turn into. So Brandy is like doing her weird cry face. And she's like, you know, you know the song, amazing, crazy. It was written about Mark and Carrie, okay? Because they still let me into their home after everything I did. And I'm so disappointed in myself because I'm like, some people,

some people on this cat, I have children myself. So I know what it's like. And Andy's like, so dandra, what do you think? And she's like, well, what I just heard is grace. Okay, amazing grace. I was blind, but now I see because I got lazy, which I live and I wish we invented it, which we didn't, but I can still moisturize your eyes. Okay. So why can't you forgive me? I'm like, you forgive Brandy. And Mark's like, uh, because she has a rap seat that's like five pages long, okay. Yeah, that's why. And then, and this is, and well,

I was actually like a little bit before this that Andy had out, they said, so Leanne, did you think that they were having a fair? And Leanne was like, well, honestly, yeah, I thought so, at least until today, because Brandy was one telling me all this stuff, you know? And again, like, Leanne kind of got roasted for it, but like, she was hearing it from Brandy, although to be like, Leon kind of got roosted for it, but like she was

hearing it from Brandy, although to be fairly honest thing in last year, so yeah, but I like, I mean, Stephanie and Brandy were totally in their whisper twin mode, because stuff is like it made me sad, and Brandy's like, I made myself sad, and they're like, and Stephanie's like, we're attacking the most precious things to each other and we attack the people that each other loves and just not right. I'm like, it's called being on Bravo, bitch. Welcome to the club. Well, I know because I have children.

Yep, I have children too. Yeah, I hit one people like children slam other people. It's so fucked up. Like, but you don't have children, so you don't get it. So Leanne just keeps saying in every topic, she's like, well, I don't have children, so you don't get it. So Leandra just keeps saying in every topic, she's like, well, I don't have kids, so what would I know? Well, you know, as that at one point, Brandy says, I know what it's like to have children myself

and they just cut to Deandra, be like, hmm. She's like, why do you keep making excuses for her Deandra? Like Brandy's trying to come from for Deandra, bitch, you better back down. Dantle will break you like the little fucking twig you are do not miss And she's like don't have you not watch the show okay? Like do I need to whip out my diamond hobby lobby gavel and tell you that you are out of order okay? Because I tell Lee and when she is wrong. I love her

But this is how we wake up in the morning ring ring. Hello. You're wrong. Okay, whatever you did this morning It was wrong. Say you're sorry. Okay. I'm lian's nodding sadly. Like it's true. She says it all the time. So just rewind a little bit. Now we go to Brandy and Leanne's, Leanne's pack. We're going to like do close out the reunion with the big Brandy, Leanne friendship falling apart. So we watched their entire friendship start off strong and then it just collapses, you know, and I was watching this. I was like, this is why the season was so good, because every one of these clip packages that they keep showing, every one of them, they could be like the centerpiece of a season. And the fact that we have so many of these relationships that were so chaotic and interesting all season long is why this was so good. So so then

So first I was like, okay, so what happened with Brandy and Leanne? So first Brandy was like, well, I was really pissed about what you did at Halloween dressing up like Stephanie and Leanne's like, well It was supposed to be funny. That's the god on Shrewth Roth there, but we have to do! Alright, moving on, next one. I guess we're out of the time with laugh tracks, people don't even know where to laugh anymore, like it used to annoy me about three's company, but God I miss those days! I mean, I don't know, you're the one who showed up with poop and your hat last season to my event, but I guess I'm not allowed to laugh at that. I know exactly.

Of course, she didn't threaten to kill anybody with the poop, which I guess is different. But this was also just typical girl, like me and girl behavior. And when Leant told Brandy, oh god, now here's what I worry about. You guys are going to be friends. And then I'm going to be on the outside. She's like, no, you won't.

And then immediately she shat on her, like immediately threatened to shut up. She's being a food pastor. We didn't ask. So she said, so Brandy basically Brandy is like, well, at some point, I had to say, she's going to kill me. And if I die, it's going to be my own fault because like how many times does someone have to warn you, they're going to kill you. It's like breathing with the one of those, it's like sleeping with one of those dry cleaning

bags over your head, you know, like what am I going to complain that I was asphyxiate it did? She's so foolish. you know, like what am I gonna complain that I was asphyxiated? She's so foolish. So then and Brandy is like, you know, you are who you hang out with and like, I don't want to hang out with someone who's like negative and brings someone down and then camera intently like cranks up to life just um that's like a double standard. It's like those windows that have two pains. That's what you are. Double-pained window, but of standards. You're like that little tiny bug that gets stuck in between the pains and all you do is bring pain to both pains being in the middle. Hey. Don Bugs gets stuck in double-pained windows. Smart Bugs gets stuck everywhere. Yeah, so Cameron's basically like, um, you judge me multiple times, and that just shows

what kind of person you are. Um, okay, um, okay, okay. They just nodded each other and said, okay, back and forth. You captured the clip so brilliantly on our Instagram Where it brings like okay and camera goes hmm, okay? Brandy also by an argument against people that her friends give her an argument against you know like suddenly She cares that we asked for it me to kill people because carries like that's not okay. Okay. It's definitely like no, that's dangerous You know, but I actually found that my favorite parts,

my favorite brandy moments were when she got really spicy and starts yelling, because when Brandy yells, I find it to be very exciting. I think she's like a really good yeller. I only get annoyed with her when she just does the kind of voice like, I'm so innocent, you know, because she's really, she can be really funny. And when she yells, she's really like,

she's very strong in those moments. I just wish she would yell more. By the way, also- You know, in between, it's either quiet or yelling. It's like when you're watching a movie at home, and you have to turn it up because you can't hear the dialogue, but then the music's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

You know, like, I don't know what to keep this volume on. It's making me crazy. It drives me nuts. I mean, maybe at this point, Brandi has just sustained some sort of brain injury from being whacked in the head by pillows too many times. But also, by the way, by the way, just a circle back to the Instagram thing that you posted, I also was busy on Instagram last night. And during the mark and carry segment at one point. Something

was happening and Mark started like, she just started staring off into space like, oh my god, what is my life? What are the choices that made that have gotten me here? Oh my god. So I did the, you know, like on the Instagram stories where you can do like the Instagram thing where goes, dun, dun, dun. So I did did it on his face and when I did it on his face it like did the three-step zoom is like boom boom boom and just as it got to his face the shot changed to Leanne's face and it was so perfect it was just Leanne like huh I'm in your zoom now I just got in your insidium mother trucker got in your insta-zoo mother trucker. So Andy moves over to the threesome like the girl click and he's like so you guys basically Bertha from Batoise wants to know was that a

French invention were you guys telling Brandy that she wasn't allowed to be friends with Leanne and she should dump her and Brandy's, well basically they just gave me a better understanding of what happened after the boat trip. You know, after I chased someone around with a dildo, broken to someone's room, got wasted, mocked someone openly, you know that stuff. Sure. Yeah, and then Brandy is telling me saying again that you know the problem with Leanne is that she festers when things when things go wrong Leanne festers and feeds off of it. And then you know what else festers flesh-seating bacteria which no one is asked about. I've gotten no texts. And then yeah because then because Brandy is like,

why did you call me and tell me all the stuff that Carrie said? And Leanne's like, well, why did you call me? And Leanne's like, it's in Leanne. It's like, I didn't threaten you. It was everything I said to you. It was a joke. And Brandy's like, you know what? That's what police do.

I'm like, oh, God, the bully thing again. Jesus. Let me talk for one second. You threatened my life. Yeah, Brandy calls, unloads all this shit on Leanne for Leanne to go start shit with it. And then it's like, well, wait a minute. Why did you let me tell you things?

Wait a minute. The excuses on this show are making me nuts. And then Cameron, they're like, Cameron, again, weighs in just like, you know what? They're like sisters and like, don't you tell yourself, this was about, I'm sorry, this was about like, my notes suddenly had like no context. Well, it's okay. I'll start this one because it started with Deandra because Deandra and Cameron didn't

have much. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah. And it was after the slit your throat thing and Brandy goes, Oh, you're asking Deandra, well, she's just going to forgive her. She's like Jesus. Like, excuse you, aren't you like the good Christian? Like, why is that a sign I'm saying that someone is like Jesus? He was like a badass hippie. Batch. Yeah. And Deandra hasn't like Deandra's been so sensible all this reunion, like

shockingly sensible. I brain you just annoyed because a lot of the sense the sense has flown in her face. Yes. And he's like, well, to be fair, she did call me out on her shit. And she goes, um, oh, I don't know what brandy said. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, I told her that that was a bad choice. And that you were going to take that information and turn it around on you. You were going to tell people that she threatened to murder you, which you did. She's like, yep, that's what she told me. Yeah. And then as tell people that she threatened to murder you, which you did.

She's like, it, that's what she told me. Yeah. And so Brandy is like, I don't understand why they have to talk so much or whatever. And then Cameron's like, they're like sisters. Don't you tell your sister how she should act? And Brandy is like, I have to be brothers. Thank you.

And Cameron's like, oh, I thought you had a sister. And then Brandy just gives her a glare. And I'm like, why is this a fight? Yeah, exactly. Oh, I thought you had a sister. And then Brandy just gives her a glare. And I'm like, why is this a fight? Yeah, exactly. It was like, it's a family tree fight. She's like, thank you.

I have three brothers. Thank you. None of them are talking to me right now, but we'll talk about that next season. Thank you. Yeah, exactly. And Cameron says, you know what, that was silly,

and it's time to move on. Nothing left to talk about. It was like thanks for taking over hosting because Andy is asleep in his chair. Now, questions. Who years had a boob job? Andy wakes up. What?

Oh, I had a nightmare that I lost my job. So now it's what does Leon feel about the intervention lunch and she's like, well, I didn't know how to feel at the time because I didn't know they did it until I saw it on the TV, but they're making me sound like I do everything. I don't stick my hands up my hand up people's butts like their puppets like some people like oh my god, let Mark just rest, okay? Let him decompress in the back, you know. Oh my goodness. So, Kerry's like, you were shit talking all season.

She goes, we were both. And then Randy's like, you used things to hurt people. Which, Randy has just used everything Leanne said the entire season to hurt her. I mean, it's just so hypocritical and beautiful. This is the best way to be on a housewives show. Yeah, and then Leanne starts, I think they were like, they were coming at Leanne and I was impressed at the way Leanne kept on

turning the tables on him. Like, Leanne was saying how like, Steph didn't take the dildo away from Brandy when Brandy was fermenting Cam with it. Because I think they were saying to Leanne like, you know, you keep acting like you're a good friend, but you don't like, you don't, I don't know, I'm getting lost in my notes at this point. I have no idea where we are. I'm joking. Well, basically. I just see notes about dildos. Everything is like dildos and things like,

I have them all, there's one out and leave another one. I'm like, what is happening? It's a reunion. I love it. Basically, Leanne Brandy was saying, I can't be friends with Leanne because Leanne was trying to turn me against Carrie and Stephanie by telling me horrible things about them. And Leanne was saying, no, I was saying horrible things

about them because we were shit talking. And when you said you still wanted to be friends with them, I said, go ahead, but please don't cut me out, which is true. And then Brandi did just go immediately cut her out and turn on her, but Leanne gives them enough quotes to use in this kind of setting where Leanne just can't win. It's like, but you said, remember when you heard my feelings? Yeah, but you said no matter me. It's like, well, you can always win with that, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So ultimately, Leanne, you know, the question is, can Leanne and Brandy ever be friends? Leanne is like, well, Brandy is tender-hearted. And I think with some healing that I could develop a pattern of trust,

air quote pattern of trust, because that's the bullshit launch. She keeps throwing at me like a bully. And I would say bully, except they call me bulletin times. And I'm just working on myself PTSD still air quote never one is still all in the air quote haven't closed the air quote PTSD again PTSD Diel doe didn't take it away So basically yes, she's I can forgive her with a lot of work a lot of talking to my therapist I love her even again in our therapy sessions You know she inspires me to be a better PTSD victim who still feels from it.

Hey, no camera. And again, she comes, she's like comes to life. She's like, um, Brandy has to remember that when she didn't have Stephanie, it was Leigh Ann, who is there for her. And they're like yeah well but Leanne was me Leanne made threats Leanne's crazy she's on camera goes that's just her corny talk she's not serious come on let's just corny talk it's not real and then Kerry goes we'll see how you feel when it's your family. Okay, carry. So Andy is like so are you gonna invite anyone to the wedding and she's like oh Jesus Christ. If I was trying to charge me money for premium I don't even I'm not gonna set it date get it together, Revite.

It's like so what about you Brandy any future for you and Leanne and she's like No, because nothing is sacred to Leanne like not even poo pads. Nothing is sacred. So Leanne, of course, the master of just of these moments. She's like, well, as a Zechial for 25 once said, now, shout, use your hands because they work quite well. And I'm working on repenting because hashtag Jesus hashtag versus hashtag good Christian working on it PTSD Jesus. Also hashtag my grandma gave me a foundation in Christianity okay.

It's like she's gonna give me a grandma's the Bible. Everything she can to get people off her ass. It was initially I'm going to continue to give grace to people who make mistakes. That's just who I am. That's who I am. Just lean lock and lean grace lock and the Bible verse she picks. You know this took a lot of time because I feel like she went to a Bible website and just searched it for the term pitch attempt so that it could like kind of slam mark even when he was off stage because he's like I will repeat acts to 25 I pitch my tent in the land of hope which is obvious which is also called the roundup in some circles. The tabernacle was casually known as the roundup

back in biblical dates. She's like now regarding re re me being manipulative I just want to say that I am not manipulative at all and furthermore. I feel like my heart has been ripped out of my chest And it's just lying there on the floor just slowly stopping beating. I'm like, okay, good job proving that you're not Manipulet Yeah And she's trying to cry but she can't and Brandy's laughing like lost the office It's just my heart getting run over. Oh, it's like it was like brandy had my heart. And she reached in and took it out and held it in her hands and spat on it and then rubbed

on her butt and put it in the road and then called a moving company. It was like, Hey, move the rider truck ride. Oh, right there. Right on top of my heart. And my heart was like, oh, I'm being flattened. I wish we didn't move the truck. I wish we had music to play for this because Leanne really deserves some music for a send-off because she really did give her all for this final monologue. Well, her best mom. Her best monologue, which came a little bit later, was during the Rosenthorn session,

which is pretty much where we go to now. She insists monologue and Brandy's laughing, and then she just shrugs and stops trying to pretend to cry. So funny. So, so now like the big, the big epilogue of the episode comes when it's the Rosenthorn and so and he's like, well I asked the real house of New York, well with their rose in the thorn of the season. So what was your rose? What was your thorn? So it starts with Stephanie and Stephanie is like, my rose obviously is like Brandy because you know like that's great like poops and hats and like

Dildos I mean I think it's funny still so whatever Ha And then my thorn is like you know the the pool in the living room and also Cruz is having a hard time and also broken people Because there's like broken people and it breaks my heart like her name rhymes with p fam and you know I'm really sad for her And then uh it's like camera camera, Cameron, what's your rose? She's like, my rose, he's new friendships. And my thorn are red-headed ginger bitches

who don't understand people's boundaries. You know, like that went over there. And then, what's your buns, Dan Dra, is like, well, my rose was pontificate and all my mommy issues and Stephanie goes, what is that? She goes, it means thinking, okay? Like I got to think about my mommy issues.

She goes, she's so much smarter than me. Can I add that as my thorn to you? Because it's like so unfair. Like you're so smart. I'm like, she got the definition wrong, pontificating. Yes, yes, exactly. She's so smart. I'm like, she doesn't know pontificating. Yes. Yes. She says, she says smart. I'm like, you she doesn't know pontificating. She's pontificating about pontification. She's literally pontificating about pontification.

Doesn't even the other right? So, uh, the Andres Thorne was like, my Thorne, obviously, is like watching my relationship with my mother play out because like people are telling me that my mother has control issues, you know, but like Here's the positive thing like I saw it and now every day I get more confident. I get more confident every day She has no controller for me that shit. Oh god. I'm talking too much. My mom put this little bracelet on my ankle It buzzes every time I do something wrong. I'm sorry mama I wouldn't say that I just have one thorn. I think I have about 22 thorns, you know, L22 See what I'm still a did thorn. I think I have about 22 thorns, you know, L-22.

See what I'm doing there Andy. See what I did there? No thanks to Janet or Jackie. You know, it's kind of funny because I've caught my mother on multiplications watching the thornbirds on her TVVCR combo. That's one of my thorns too. I never understood that movie.

So, so, I can't really remember. So, Karen, you're still trying to sell her marriage. Like, we have to marry her husband. Like, we don't need to like your husband, okay? She's like, well, my rose is my husband's support. Because like, he has lifted me up, like literally look at my face. Like, I'm looking at yours and there's two of you.

Because that's how much like he's lifted me up. I cannot see. Seriously, cannot see. But now I see two things. So I guess that's a rose. And then my thorn is obviously people trying to ruin my life because they're awful and st. Canek. So. So then my favorite rose and thorn thing was to Leanne. And it's funny that you should say that her monologue before does her music because I thought that this was truly the most dramatic.

Oh my god. Tell me. You have music. I have music. Yes. Let me reenact the Leigh Ann Rosenthorne monologue. Okay. Rosenthorne by Leigh Ann Lacken. I feel like I'm in an empty garden. Sometimes it's hard for me to see my roses because of my own thorns. So it's hard for me to give myself and to allow myself to enjoy my roses. I am working on my thorns. I am my own born for sure. I am.

This was the monologue of the empty cartoon guy. When you look on the back, it says missing Leanne, because where'd she go? I don't know. I can't even see her, and I'm her, but my vision is blurred by all the thorns that are in front of it. Sometimes, I just see a lot of weeds, and I know there's a rose in those weeds, I know it, child, I know it. But sometimes all you get is a thicket of the worms.

It's not right, I tell you. And Andy's trying to be her good friend. He's like, come on now. Be positive. You got a ring, that can be your rose. And she goes, I don't think of myself often. So it's nice that Rich does. Oh, did you need, I was, I brought the, I stopped the music, but I brought it back, because I, I sense there's gonna be more thorn. In conclusion, I am my own thorn. I am my own rose.

I am my own garden. And I have my own hose. Those three girls over there. Those own hose. Those three girls over there. Those three girls. Those three girls. I'm a thorn whose hands work just fine. Till my garden. Till it.

Till that bitch. So Brandy is the one. No one tries. Leanne has like the full tear wiping but no tears. And then Brandy is like, um, my thorn is like, that I heard Carey's family and my rose is hold on. Wait for it. Behind the couch, she's got a literal rose that she whips out.

I'm like, thanks for scratching the fabric on the couch. Like even your endings are rude, Brandy. Well, it also made me laugh even harder at Leanne's monologue because the fact that Brandy had a rose back there meant that she was alerted that this question would be coming up, which means that Leanne is probably alerted, which meant that she actually probably conceived that monologue ahead of time, which is so great. My name is DeG ah, I can't see my own roses because I am my own thorn working on my rose petals. But my thorns are bokeh dude, the petals.

And I'm just an eddle. It was so good. She's wiping her eyes and frandies like, here's a rose. And then they show Leon shrugging furiously, like with no tears. It's like, well, there goes everything. Thanks a lot for letting her go last. Ha, ha, ha carrot top would be here with all the prop comedy. Yes I'm making fun of your props and your hair. Everybody's doing it. I'm not saying who though. No, no, no, no, no, I'm feel comfortable.

So then Andy's like, well, Deandra, do you have any parting sage words of advice? Because you seem to be really good at that. She's like, well, I'm gonna work on not judging because I actually had a lot of Home with those girls on the on the Mean Girl couch. And I just think that like just everyone calm down because in like three months Just going to settle in thinking like Lee Ann again because you know, we got another season. So you know, StoreLens got a change. So I'm just settled down and have a good time and if you all can help me We've got to give my mother a new tube TV and they're really heavy if you don't remember. So anyway, good night, good, good, good, good morning and all that fun stuff. I also L-22. Okay, back. Let's let's see you in cheers. And Andy's like, that was really good. Like, I slept through half this reunion and we got to the end. Good job, Dantra.

Yeah. And he was like, okay, buy everyone. I was like, damn, Andy, you didn't even give them a little toast. Normally he gives the woman a toast. He's just like, well, that's a great place to end. Bye. Oh, there was no toast. No toast. It was assumed in my head that there was a toast. That is so rude, Andy.

Come on now. But I did like that after he said, good job, Dantra. He ends like, she's a good friend. And really rich. Really, really rich. No thorns on that rose. She's like a petunia. Oh, what a fun season.

Dallas, come on, don't leave me. I know. Great episode, great season. Unfortunately, we don't have a listener spotlight this week. We don't have any entries. So hopefully next week we'll get some. I'll send out an email to remind some people for those of you who haven't gotten the second chance yet.

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