Watch What Crappens - RHONJ: Pretty in Clink
Episode Date: January 26, 2018The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, beco...me a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Oh my God, I was like, this didn't happen till the end, but then I scrolled up and I had other notes.
Yeah.
So we didn't finish the entire thing last week.
Yeah.
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But one thing we did go over, but didn't but didn't mention this part, I don't think,
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your husband killed a bear! Eyes, nose, mouth!
She's specifying every single part of the husband killed.
Like did he kill them? Separately, Siggie.
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John, and we did mention this last week, but when she was saying
real Housewives of Bellevue,
because Siggy sent that tweet, we mentioned the tweet, but damn, she was going off in
that tweet more than I remember it because she's like, maybe on Belle, but at least I'm
not dressed like the beast, the beast, who's house is in foreclosure and who's losing money
because they're getting sued.
I was like, okay, Twitter, why did you make the tweets longer?
This is exactly why you don't need to extend the length of tweets, okay? Oh, yeah.
And then SIGGI follows up the eyes knows mouth accusation by going,
like Elmo Fudd.
Like you just made the cutest killer of all time.
And Elmo Fudd was notoriously inept as a hunter.
So I don't think he actually ever shot
me things. So thank you for getting PETA off of March's ass. Yeah. Oh, her husband's like Elmer Fud.
Well, he's not a worry. He's he's really not a concern for his misses. Yeah. Um, so at the end of
the last episode, uh, Kim D came out and, you know, it's funny because they were talking about Kim D and Melissa can't believe
that Dolores and Seguire friends with Kim D and Andy Cohen does, well, guess what?
She's here, which has become like his joke because he's actually done that so much that
it doesn't really happen anymore.
But in this case, you cry, well, you cry, well, if and can D does show up. So, she's like, I'm here for your
children.
And somebody children, whoa, somebody cry, lizard. Huh, I'm
here. I'm gonna, I'll reach, I'm gonna, I'm gonna puff, I'm
gonna clink, clink this house down. Okay, that's what I say,
you're all for woods. Okay, and to reach this line, I guess
they let the animal out of the cage
I'm like you're one to talk. Okay. You were literally in jail. You were literally an animal in jail
I'm hard to just like did they let the baby feel out of the cage because that's the one I'm worried about
Poor feel baby feel what about the deal to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be What do you know about how Kim D is an animal? You know what, you know who's an animal? The Veele on the cake, literally an animal. Little, little, little, little, little, little Veele.
What about the Veele Kim D?
I have to say, I think your margin has finally hit
the perfect score at the very last recap of the season.
Well, I've learned from you,
because I was, I was always doing this.
And then I know that you were really obsessed
with the part of her voice.
Yeah, it's got kind of an on, the back of her voice.
And I looked at her voice.
Exactly, so it's like, how can I merge both of them together? And like, it's just got kind of an on the back of her voice. And I look at her voice. Exactly.
So it's like, how can I merge both of them together?
And like, it's a combination of like,
you have to like do, to do the march,
you have to do all of the march.
So you have to like, you have to do,
make your face look like you're blowing hot tea,
to cool it down.
You got to stick your head back,
so your head goes maximum bubble voice.
Like, oh, yeah.
And you got the face going like,
I'm like, all right.
And like the march voice just works when you do it like that. Yeah, I'm trying to like get face and like, and like the March voice just works.
We do it like that.
Yeah, I'm trying to like get that muppet part
in the voice, but then I mean, I mean, I mean,
what is what's going on here?
I mean, it's like how hard does the barge have to work?
That's so good, but I sound like I'm gurgling Dorenda.
Well, because you're doing Dorenda,
you're stuck in the Dorenda mode,
cause you're like, hey, Ryan, I'm like,
yeah, you see, it goes into the back of my tea.
You know, it's a very difficult thing. You gotta go back to your like this,
not a show back there, like, but then that starts to sound like sheen. But you know what
she has very close in is on that spec that's a new spectrum for us actually. The the frog
in the throat spectrum. This is sheena. This is classic much
And also it's become our default gay boys we've turned every gay man in it Yeah, everything well the guys are like yeah, it's everything. They're yeah, you're right there
They're like at the top do it. Do okay. Here's how here's a way into it. Do yes everything except instead of doing the gay
Instead of gay
Collection turn it into Jersey
doing the gate instead of gait, flexion, turn it into a Jersey
flashing.
Yeah, everything, everything, everything.
Classic, classic, classic,
classic, much.
So he goes classic, classic,
classic, just that.
Yeah.
Yours went to perfect and mine
went from decent to just
terrible, just not
existent.
Well, the more we analyze mine,
it's the more it's going to like
go off the rails.
I know.
So by the end of this episode,
I'll be like,
classic mode.
It's classic mode, Lisa.
Lisa, Lisa, I'm terribly sorry, but this is the real, the real Lisa. What about the real?
The fuck is this fraud saying she's a fraud? Listen to that voice, this fraud.
What do you, from England, England, Switzerland, the Ouija and cruise lines? Like, what the hell?
So, um, now CamD comes out. I didn't notice this last week, but she got her own chair. Do you know how rare that is like there?
I think it's like one of those charging pads for an iPhone you ever for a phone where they're just like she needs her own separate charging pad
Because then she sits down and she sits down kind of sideways into the chair with like there's like wood on her back now
So she's like
All right, let it is with fucking Teresa and I'm like that's why she doesn't get up like once she's like, oh, creeeeeek. All right, let it this with fucking Teresa. And I'm
like, that's why she doesn't get up. Like, once she's down, that's it. She's on the charging
pad. It reminds me of the plastic throw that Magneto sits in, you know, and they finally
capture him. He says, oh, clear plastic thing. And he's just like locked in there. That's
what Kim D is not. She's like Magneto, except her special power isn't Magnets. It's just
throwing terrible fashion shows. All right, I'm turning this reunion into a terrible
fashion show. Yeah, I said it. Kling, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink. Yeah, there's a lot of
clink clinking because after she sits down sideways and her power comes on and she's like, you know,
I'm gonna take a jab in my fucking marriage. I take a jab of you, huh? Plink, clink. And give me these
like, bitch, you messed with me. You go straight back to prison and tree goes, okay.
I was like, are you agreeing with her?
This is where Teresa is just so angry
that she doesn't even, not that she makes a lot of sense,
not angry.
So Kim's like, Kling and then tree's like, yeah,
you better bitch, you're ass, I'm on probation, bitch,
Kling, Kling, Kling, Kling.
Now you're bragging.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm confused.
It gives me like, I was asked to be, yeah, bitch then and then they're like they're fully like arguing and bickering and they cut to Andy and he's rolling his eyes like oh my god
These women won't shut up. I'm like you orchestrated this Andy. Okay. It's like if the conductor of an orchestra is just like
Kind of so mortified to be playing the sugar plum fairies again. It's like this is your faults or yeah
By the way, my next note is Kim D in her own chair
So see we really think alike I couldn't believe and it was like one of those meme-out dining room chairs
It's like fabric covered, but it's still like got four little rollers
Yeah, I think basically what happened was a PA went across the street to get an order of Starbucks for everyone and they're like oh my god
Kim Deez and Starbucks should be invited over. Yeah, yeah, do we have a chair?
We found them by the dumpster. Let's bring it in she said she'll only she'll only come one time today
Let's just roll it so only get up one time today. So let's roll her down in this chair
Hello ladies
Clank clank. I'm in three so like clank clank. She's like clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank clank, clank, clank. I'm going to treat you like, clank, clank. And she's like, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank.
Like, okay, UT, now you sound like a coin star machine, just be quiet.
Yeah.
So we get a montage of Kim D's greatest hits for the season, which was great.
I love it.
You know, Kim D is an awful person, but gosh, she really warms my heart, whatever she appears on screen.
It's like so wonderful.
When she shows up, you're like, oh, it's Kim D.
I love it.
She does.
She's like proud of who she is.
I like that.
It's like cockroaches, you know?
They're like, yes, I'm sitting on your countertop eating something.
So what?
I wasn't fighting here, you bitch.
I believe I believe Teresa called her cockroach, although the way Teresa says, she's like
a cockroach, you know?
A cockroach.
Like a cockroach.
Yeah, it's like a breed of dog, a cocker oach.
She's a mad dam. So, um, so, uh, and yes, so was it worth it for Dolores and
Ziggy? Was it worth it for you guys to walk in the show? And they're like, yeah,
yeah, it was whatever. Well, listen, Andy, okay, this is why I did it. He's like, okay,
Dolores, she's like two children died that day. Okay, two children were lit on fire in a car
Okay, that's why I was there. It was for children who were burnt in Mercedes. Yeah, it's a new charity
Incinerated in cars
It's like that YouTube video of the guy who jumped into a flaming car
Don't make me laugh about someone who's really dead.
Not that those guys aren't really dead, but you know what I mean?
I have to mention, right?
I mean, look, if anybody is feeling anything for people on this show right now,
you're not paying attention anyway.
Okay.
So, okay, I'm getting that.
Okay, Andy.
Okay, Andy.
I'm sick of talking about it.
We're not going to talk about it. We're not gonna talk about it
I don't give a shit about you. You you you
But we forgot this part right before the montage
King cuz well at least she learned how to spell my website cuz it's been getting hits like okay
You shouldn't say that on this show especially considering what that fashion show is for. And then trees
like, yeah, it means piece of shit called core every day. And then because, yeah, because
I had to be a whore. And then they just show Theresa and Melissa's faces like, link, link,
link. Oh, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link.
Yeah. My sights get and hits.
So, um, so Teresa starts talking about how Kim D has a track record, a bad track record
in her life, and Kim D's like, you're the only one who goes through friends like underwear,
honey.
I have friends since I was eight years old.
I'm still friends with Mrs. Rosa.
I'm like, I don't know what to do, you can start from that.
Like, you go through friends like underwear, honey.
They're all in her ass.
They're like, they're up her ass or she doesn't wear them.
Like, that's actually a perfect way to put it, Kim.
Yeah, well, Teresa says Kim D talks out of her ass and Kim D goes, no, you don't got
a YORES!
I'm going to talk out of your ass.
I'm gonna talk out of my ass for once.
I'm like, listen, you guys are all playing to your strengths.
This is great.
He turns around and does a Jim Carrey
and literally start asking questions out of his ass.
Wow.
He's like, I'm finally taking seriously as a journalist.
He's like, finally, I was nominated for a BAFTA.
Just kidding.
It's like a privilege TV award
Okay, so let's do have wacky sense of humor. Well, I did like that ode to Mr. Bean that Andy Cohen did
Like it was Jim Kerri well. I
Don't know if you want Mr. Pinoch to me. Yeah
So Kim's like you got a three friends like underwear and Trega's oh yeah how long
did I been friends with Dolores? Aska, aska, aska, aska, aska, aska, aska, aska, aska,
take stop and then Andy started to talk to you because Teresa wouldn't stop
blinking and going aska, aska, so he starts going hey,'t stop blinking and going, Ask, ask, ask, so he starts going,
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Ask, ask, ask, ask, ask, ask, ask, stop it.
It's like a pinball machine of stupid.
Just stop.
In other news, Teresa hasn't bought new underwear in 20 years.
My point remains.
So we learned that Kim D paid Delores and
Siggy. They each got a thousand dollars. And Teresa starts rolling her on.
That's how much she raised. They said Teresa's like, well, you even raised
for your stupid charities. And she's like, oh, like, I was paid. Oh, no, you're
or they raised a grand beach or something. Because then later she said, I raised
three thousand dollars. and they're like
Why is that Melissa's like what is that a shady shady accountants is is and
She's like well, I had to pay for food that makes my dress
Yeah, those dresses all had pit stains after so there's that who's gonna wear them after that, you know
I know
I'm depending myself over charity. It's disgusting. Oh
It's disgusting. You know what I'm defending myself of a charity is disgusting. Oh, it's disgusting.
You know what I realized what it was?
I think Teresa said, how much did you each of you guys get?
And in my mind, I'm thinking how much do they get to appear?
And what it probably was was how much did you guys raise?
So that's why I was like, why is she like bragging about how much she gets paid to do a charity
event?
I was so confused.
So like, well, we had paid a place.
Like these expensive pots, contracts.
So yeah, so Melissa and Teresa are like,
oh, that's disgusting.
Ruined a man's family, but this is that's disgusting.
She talked about a fundraiser.
And Andy just smiles.
And they got to Daniel stop just seething,
just staring her down.
Like, I'm gonna have my downs like I'm gonna have my moment
I'm gonna have my moment soon. I will I will yeah
She's like I can't wait to say how Christine is not over this yet. Whoever the batter is my best friend
Yeah, I cannot wait to tell her
Trico's oh yeah, oh yeah Timberland families and Kim goes give families not ruins
And she goes oh yeah, my kids don't need that.
Okay.
And she goes, well, my kid didn't need just shitty the tree.
So there it is.
Okay.
Clank.
And Melissa goes, now look, I'm going to be nice because, you know, I'm Melissa.
So, you know, would you admit that you, you like to stir the pot?
She's like, yeah, especially when the soup has made out of criminals.
All right. Give me that kind of pot. She's like, yeah, especially when the soup has made that a criminal. So I can't just do the criminal soup.
Criminal chowder, huh? Long Island criminal chatter. So, yeah, so Melissa saying that
basically criminal.
I like that. So, um, but the best is the way Kim D is like so private.
She's like, yes, I do go below the belt.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
That's what I do.
And Kim and Andy is just like grinning.
I mean, Andy is just cracking up the way we are at this point.
It's not even his defend golly grin.
He's just like, I can't believe this bitches on this reen in saying this
Like Rikimdi is crazy, right? Like you know, cuz you're using yes will I murder someone? Yes? If I have a right to yes, I'll do that
And she goes you hurt my children and three guys
All right, yeah, what in my what in my children do to deserve to hear those names and she's like look
All I said was that I thought you were
having sex with another person.
I like thought you were seeing someone.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
Kling, Kling.
You're fucking a baby Joe with an eyebrow waxed Theresa.
Like, who do you think you kidnap here?
And she's like, oh, yeah, find me tells from the crypt.
Find me tells from the crypt.
I'm like, wait a minute.
Now are you Nemo or the tales for the crit where are we down to reset
She's just like flipping through a fucking TV schedule at this point a TV guy
And most is like is this is this who you want to be and can these like well, I don't want to be a fraud like these two
I don't want to be a fraud like these two and then Teresa
Really do and then Teresa. Oh really man. For what's this? What about you 10, 19, 19, you W
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What do you know about LSE, huh?
What do you know about her?
Why is it the prostitution company you have?
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And Teresa is like, wait a minute.
She does that squeal thing.
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you take it from me. I'm Kim D. Well, the best reaction is Kim's because she goes,
pastitution company and Andy goes, oh my God. And the tree says just like,
blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. And then they cut to Kim and she's like taking off invisible
crumbs from her lap.
That's her favorite move.
I'm going to deflect. I'm going to show that these crumbs are more important than you.
Prostitution cup.
But he 101.
Is that you get your john?
Brush those crumbs off girls.
Brush them off.
Clean, clean.
Oh my god.
So Kim goes that we got a commercial and then we come back and he's like,
so do you have a prostitution company?
Do you have bagels? What's included in this company? And Kim's like, you know, that word gets thrown around a lot in this franchise
Andy. And he's like, okay, are you saying she has a board?
Delo you guys?
That's the trigger. Yeah, you said. Well, he actually said said are you saying she's a madam?
And so he says the exact word entry to go. Yeah, she's a man.
Damn, a man. Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at mad at Madam, Madam Baz, Mitzbaz. Madam, guys. So, and she's like, ah, that charity was for somebody in cars.
So, Andy goes, so are you a madam?
And she goes, you know what?
No, I'm not an auntie, but I would be proud.
If I, so what if I was a madam, I'd be proud of it.
And he goes, I could actually see that.
I cracked that with, I'd cracked that with with listen, if you want to get a good
great at the prostitution company, you're going to get that with cracked on you. Okay.
You know, if I was a madam, Dandia, I wouldn't have had to be so upset about being called
a prostitution horse. You could have taken home a paycheck that night. You know, my girls
are all covered by the healthcare industry, Andy. Okay. Tell your friends. Oh, she would make a great madame.
Oh, man.
She'd be so good.
Like a process never becomes legal.
I'd be like, Kim De really will be the best.
Yeah.
So, and she knows it, you know, and he's like, wow,
that's actually a spin off that might work.
And, you know what she goes,
at least I don't steal from people.
And she goes,
I never stole nothing from nobody.
And she goes, that's not what I know.
I love how she knows stuff.
I've been talking to people.
They say you stole.
I know.
I saw.
So good.
You, your husband, her husband, they steal.
And then she's like crumbs on the dress.
Crimes on the dress.
No, no, not Theresa. I can sort of imagine this just came to me. This is maybe
as the coffee is speaking. Remember in Jurassic Park, when Dennis Nedry, aka, uh, uh,
Newman from Seinfeld, when he like shuts down the computer so he can steal the, the,
the dinosaur embryos and they try to like hack into his computer to like reset the system and his face comes up and he goes
no no no you didn't say the word I was like Kim D would be the perfect dinosaur saboteur
girl she could just pop up she could just pop up no no no you didn't say the word
yeah she could pop up whenever your password is wrong on the phone.
You know, like when your touch ID doesn't work,
she could be like,
not, it's not what I know.
That's not the password I had.
Did you forget your password?
Are you a robot?
Click here if you're not a robot.
Okay, you're not a robot.
Fine.
That's not what I know.
Kim D, the difference with Kim D and Dennis Nedry is that Kim D would both be the dinosaur
saboteur and the dinosaurs, you know, because she is the one who shows up. It's like he's
like, oh, hey, little dinosaur. She's like, and then just like also on hair fangs and
just like spits poison on someone. Yeah. So you'd be the dinosaur that just eats itself.
Don't wait. How did that T Rex eat its own head off?
This is crazy.
Hey, are there any children in this kitchen?
That's what I heard.
That's what I know.
Did someone drop?
Hey, someone dropped a ladle over that.
But there's children over there.
Clint, Clint goes the ladle on the floor.
And Melissa goes, get my husband's name out of your mouth.
How? His name is Joe.
It's like, you can't just start saying Joe in New Jersey.
Like, you won't be able to talk to half the population.
She's like, Kim, Kim, be gone, be gone.
You'll be gone.
That's not what I know.
And Teresa's like, you're all fucking dried up
because you're the home record.
And I'm like, see, now you're just doing what she did.
So everything you just said was bullshit because you're you by the way,
the queen of calling people home records is Teresa.
So, you know, let's just like have a siege, please.
Yeah, she's going to have to have an apology seen with Kim's kid in the next couple years.
So then they get they try and go lower, but you know, Kim can always,
Kim's one of those that can do the worst things
But still always find a way to be the victim, which is so funny. Yeah, Melissa goes here
Just so jealous of my husband like he wouldn't fuck you if you were the last horror on earth. Oh my god
He
That's what I know. It's not what I know. Guess what I am the last horror
Oh, that's not what I know. Guess what? I am the last tour on earth.
I'm both the employee and the boss the prostitution company work for yourself.
So I'm pretty good. I am and you were saying something about a boyfriend. What about your boyfriend?
Your boy for your stupid boyfriend. She said something and Kim Deekas. He passed away And I I left I left that guy left his wife
the year we started dating to a reason.
And how dare you say something like that about the debts?
That's the dance.
So then Sigi just does this thing like,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
So it means like, okay, Sigi,
what's going on in your mind?
She's like, I just want peace.
That's all I want. That's all I want.
That's all I wanted. I just want peace. Okay. It's like, they can't be this yelling.
You have to stop yelling and you have to be able to talk to each other. And so the molasses like,
she's praying. She's like doing signs of the, or whatever she signs the cross, sorry,
those are wrong thing. But she's like looking up and like praying and stuff. Come on, Ziggy. And Melissa's like, well, unfortunately, Ziggy,
you can't have your cake.
I needed to and see too soon, too soon.
And Ziggy's like, oh, is that,
is that have to do with me and Margaret?
And there's cut to March.
She's, ah, hello.
And then Ziggy's response to that, she goes, oh, well, when she's still going through
it, she goes, well, let's say, I have a right to be Maddie Kim D and she, her, Siggie
goes, yes, but the community is small, okay? This community we live, it's a tiny little
village on top of a Christmas snow slope that a hallmark reading car store.
There's six degrees of separation.
Instead of yelling, let's talk.
Like what?
Are you, you've been yelling this whole time?
And then higher time.
Yeah, she's like, can't be taking it too much.
She goes, it takes two to tango.
OK, what are you guys going to just fight each other
with like, shape fight?
Yeah. That's not how the cookie crumbles. Okay, what are you guys gonna just fight each other with like shape fight? Yeah
That's not how the cookie crumbles. What don't cry of this build?
Wait, not what not a bird in the head work good work up you can get it
Let's not be around the bush if you were thinking of pooping in my bathroom you can take a seat
So then it's like well what if Kim D's D said, you know, like you're really defending Kim
D's, but what if Kim D was going around saying that Michael Campanella cheats and Kim
D's like, Michael Campanella doesn't, sorry, that's the singing voice.
It's fine.
It's similar in a way.
She just doesn't have the wine, but she has the deep, dark voice.
She has the deep, Michael Campanella doesn't cheat.
That's not what I heard.
And she's like, so, okay, so the Melissa's just trying
to make sense of shit.
Melissa's so stupid.
She still doesn't know what any words mean, you know?
And Andy's like, one last thing, Kim.
And Kim goes, listen Andy, I'm not a troublemaker.
Okay, the evil, it's my opinion,
and I'm entitled to my opinion.
In a weird way, I have actually found that
like everything Kim Dei, Kim Dei has said,
it may be despicable, but it's also kind of like,
I feel like she actually backs it up.
You know, she's like, well, this is what I heard.
It's kind of, she's always kind of been like,
this is what I heard. Are you gonna kill, she's always kind of been like, this is what I heard.
Are you going to kill me for this?
I'm just saying it.
I mean, she's tasteless and crass and awful,
but she's, I actually don't feel like,
it's not necessarily that she's wrong.
She's just saying, I heard this, you know,
but she's just not a lot.
She's saying Teresa's, the guy Teresa's cheating
with is going to have a job at boss.
So, and he's like, well, Kim D, it's always special.
Thanks for coming back.
Like, ah, what about Danielle's?
What about Danielle's over here?
Which is just shows how much Andy hates Danielle.
And also, how much tree controls things?
Wait a minute, we're not done.
Yeah.
What about Danielle?
She's got some disease.
She's like, oh.
Daniel's grudge is not good. It's a bad one.
He goes, oh, okay, yeah, okay.
So Danielle, he takes orders.
He like takes orders from Teresa. He's like, okay.
So remember that time you got your hair pulled by Jacqueline's kid at the thing.
And she said, I think him goes, I had no idea Ashley was going to pull her hair.
I had no idea Ashley was gonna pull her hair
She's a little monster she wouldn't even be allowed inside the prostitution company application denied
And damn your goes why didn't you get involved?
Why didn't you intercede and she goes I was grabbing it to Reese's back to try and hold her back How is that into seating? Look, if anybody needs to ask for less
seed in them, it's you, did you? Okay? She's like, well, we friends for real. Or were you just using me
to be on the show? I was like, oh my God. Is that directed at Melissa? Man. Yeah. And by the way,
there was a flashback. And you see that Kim D was trying to pull back, like trying to pull back
ashy and everything. And that was back, that was vintage Kim D before the extensions
when she had pure hair fangs, you know,
like they would really just keep darting out.
And so Kim D's like, you know why we were friends, Danielle,
but you make it hard, you know you're so,
for too much of a judgement, you need so much,
you make it hard, Danielle,
so I wanted to stop being your friend.
The thing is like, you know what, Danielle,
before she's angry, she does a sing-songy thing.
She tries to speed like, she tries to be the higher road.
She's like, I just don't know why you had to hurt me that way.
And you also know when Kim D has a point
because Danielle kind of backs down.
Because she did does it in this way that's like threatening,
like she's the head of the mafia or whatever.
And she goes, you know the mafia or whatever and she goes
You know the thing about you Danielle. You just need to learn to let go. Okay. You can't talk about things that you shouldn't and then you don't let go
So you need to learn to let go of those things. Okay, and he's like I'm Daniel's like
I'm not gonna say anything to that. I will just be quiet now. I hate the Laura's more
She's like okay, Antipi. will someone roll this chair off for me?
I wish he does this strange like I just shot my pants walk off the stage like her her chest is a little forward
It was great. I was actually
I just I was sad. I was sad just a year ago.
I was sad too. And especially because I don't think we ever called out the most amazing thing she did in that original fight with the catering chairs.
For Teresa is like, she's like going to flip over chairs and then Kim walks away and she's like, I don't have to do with people like you.
And she starts like stabbing at the air with her water bottle. Squirt square. Yeah, it's like a it's like her star wars.
But I don't have to deal with you.
It's like yes, star wars fighting with a water bottle.
I love you, Kim.
The never leave me.
So once Kim did left, we had like a little Sigi montage about, you know,
her kids and her family and like we the bokeh thing. Hello!
Hello!
Sikki ever heard of her.
Hi, Shishana!
Well Sikki ever write again and she goes, well right now I'm writing a book called
Divorce Done Right and another one about bullying.
It's for children.
How to bully someone.
How to bully someone.
How to bully someone.
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who's got the best husband who would never cheat on her.
And the best life and the best house,
she's the most talented child in the entire world.
And now she has pellets, so she's horny or the never.
Like, um, sticky.
So, um, so, a very pressing question was asked.
I'm glad it was asked.
Why do you always call Michael Campanella by his full name?
She's like, he has a vowel at the end.
It rolls off the tongue.
I love it.
Michael Campanella.
Melissa says, uh, yeah, because, you know, she likes the Italian.
So, because she likes being Italian, there's an A the N and Marge just gives her a look.
Like, I could say that that's an A that she didn't get
from going to college to learn how to be a therapist,
which she's not, but I'm not gonna say it.
Because you know what, guess what?
Classic Marge has turned to corner, okay?
Yeah.
I'm just, I can't, like, if Joan were here,
she'd just be just like,
and just made him right now.
That's what I know Joan would do.
I mean, I'm not, I'm just gonna sit here
and just think about that little deal.
The little deal who died and had this war on talk about a book about bullying.
She talks about bullying and she eats little veal. Little veal. What about the
little veal? What about the little veal?
All right, I'm gonna be writing a book. It's about Joan Rivers playing a baby
veal, okay? And like the injustices that she went through, okay? So Siggie's
like, I might just move to Boca.
There's so many ties in the foyer, which nobody better mention right now.
And Siggie goes, I just want to, you know, I want to retire with Michael Kapanella.
He enjoys me.
And he is nice to be with people who enjoy me.
Even when I stop talking, he goes, it's quiet.
Who are you?
And Andy goes, when do you stop talking?
Like when?
When is never.
So then there's like talk about Siggie's
impairment, conference, et cetera.
I mean, there was talk about how she was born.
She's just whining with the pellets.
But I think we get the picture.
So the talk about the impairment conference.
And the question is kind of like, you know, you are, you have this whole thing about empowerment. And yet you have a plastic surgeon
there. How is that empowering? Isn't that like telling women their bodies are not good enough?
And she's like, no, no plastic surgery makes you happy. If you want to look a certain way,
if it gives you happiness to have bigger boobs, that's what plastic surgery does and Melissa's like well
If you can afford it listen everyone has that credit card. I'm like, oh my god. That is the most ridiculous thing to say
She's like a capital win commercial. I know. What's in your chest?
What's in your lips? What's in your palate today?
What's in your lips? What's in your palate today?
Oh, Melissa thinks she's like standing for the poor people.
She's like, well, you can only say that, you know, to the people that can afford it, right?
Poor people.
I'm like, you're trying to sell poor people back back from Italy.
Okay.
So shut up over there, Melissa.
Yeah, you have a, you have a place called envy.
Okay.
So why don't you, like, let that happen.
So, like, so Marge, like, what do you think about Ziggy's advice? I think her advice is very
valid. You know I just wish you would take some of it once in a while. Get that
little that was a ironic turn of phrase there. You know it's funny it was a classic
much. I mean really okay it was not the best joke. Okay I apologize just just
just get to the end of it. Anti-semitism stuff. I'm really gonna go and find it. I
can't like let me reveal the deal. The anti-semitism. Real House was avue. Oh, did you hear my joke from last week real house was a Bellevue
Bellevue this one, you know what you you should audition for the real house of Bellevue
I'm this is on Belle Belle
Got it classic Jones back
You're dishes sing to you. That is disgusting
So yeah, she's like you know, wait. She just doesn't like me
And for anyone to call me I'm passing it on loving
Unfalible
I'm doable unmistakable
Unmitigated, I'm like okay, we get it you'll you're on an unrate. You're on an un rave. Just enjoy it. Yeah, okay, enjoy it and wrap it up
So now the the things are to ramp up here unrate, you're on an un-rave, just enjoy it. Yeah, enjoy it and wrap it up.
So now the things are to ramp up here.
It's our first big flare up between the two of them for this episode.
So Sige comes at March because March basically says like, yeah, if she, you look like an
asshole, you act like an asshole, you're an asshole.
You're just an asshole, you know, in a bell costume.
And so Sige is like, there's an asshole.
Okay, but it doesn't, it doesn't asshole. And guess ask all guess what this lot of past gas lingering in that area.
You know, saying that's the ramp to the big 10. Okay, classic.
So that was classic. So right there. So, um, so it is, well, how many
lawsuits do you have? And we learn, we learned that, um,
March is being sued for $9.4 million by Vineyard Vines.
And Marge is like, oh, because they're both...
I know I thought this was so funny.
I think it's because it's like in the wake of the Vial stuff,
she's like, well, we're both doing a whale.
Okay, we've been doing a whale for a long time.
Okay, for many years.
We both have a whale, and that's what it is.
And she's like, do you have a whale here?
Where's the Vineyard Vines whale? Where's the whale?
Yeah, she goes everything I teach my kids
Not to beat that's what margis a cheetah a liar where's the whale
And the address bell get it see what I did there
I then Bell Bell view Bell view call back. Joan taught me how to call back
That's why I'm more the Joan than you are that you we never discussed that idea. I'm more of a Joan
Can we agree that I'm more of a Joan Rivers than she is because you bitch. Yeah, I can't do this asshole
I love when she said under your dress Bell and then sickie cuz I know I brought it
He brought the vine
Well, I will under your dress. You know what you're talking about anymore over there
Where's your well from vineindian Vindy? Vindy is like, what the fuck you've been your vindy?
You don't get to own whales.
Yeah, Jonah's suing you, okay?
Joffa.
Blue Planet 2 is suing you.
Pinocchio just got thrown up out of a whale again,
and he's suing you even.
Pinocchio is not representing Nantucket,
so we're going to have to see this whale right now.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Pinocchio does not represent Nantucket.
So we're going to have to sue this whale right now.
Yeah. Marge is like, well, thankfully, the seahorse people aren't on his aggressive.
We do a whale. We do a seahorse.
We do a starfish.
We do a jellyfish occasionally.
We'll do a seach in.
We'll do a Portuguese man of war. I love that.
And she's like, I was very common there. Just get sued. You know, it's part of the industry.
Okay? Like you use a whale and then it's, you know, you get sued for it and then you're like,
what a white care. I'm don't reverse. What the fuck do I care? The whole point is saying,
fuck you with the audience. You know what I'm saying, Andy? And uh, yeah, I mean, those two,
I mean, they're practically suing this day of Herman Melville. Okay, guess what?
Then you'd mind to get have Moby Dick.
Okay, you can try as much as you want, but guess what?
You're not gonna have.
It's just relax, all right?
It's ridiculous already.
Okay, like, you know, Moby Dick, how about this?
How about, how about Vinadvines' Dick?
How about that?
You know, who else is a dick?
Sigi.
Sigi, mine's will be a big white whale, you know, being a dick to everyone.
And we're all ships.
Am I losing my way in this with the spirit of Jones?
Jones?
Because I'm Andy.
I have lost more money than she's ever even made.
Like, wait a minute.
That's like a judo.
Like $10.
$10 once.
That's just a judo.
It's frag.
Like, do you know how much I lost this week?
I shut up.
Who cares? Like, what do I care? I've lost more than that like wait a minute
Make about the election so what's the best advice that see his dad ever gave her
Seagus like odd. He's like when I was a little girl
I was hyper active. I got trouble in school and they said we want to put you on riddle in and then my dad walked in said
No riddle in the and they said, we want to put you on Ritalin. And the my dad walked in and said, no Ritalin for, and he said,
guess what?
People might not always get you,
but never change, you gotta be you,
and no, no Ritalin for you.
And that's how I am.
I know it's like one of those religions
that don't allow their babies to have medicine
and then they grow up to be crazy, you know?
Yeah.
You gotta give your baby,
if your baby needs Ritalin,
I'm just kidding. Ritalin's a hardcore drug. But the part of it is like, uh, yeah, Sigi, you
kind of maybe you should go back on it. Maybe let's revisit this with your dad. Yeah,
let's revisit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. You said the people who love you without
medication love you. The people who don't love you will get their houses burnt down eventually, but you know what they are in date
So does that mean she's gonna pull the pellets out of her ass good last on my check. She's medicated. Oh, that's true
Good point good. Hello burn. Yeah, pellet burn
And he's like well since martyce siggy hey what's the last advice your dad gave you if she goes
He said not to spend your last dollar on lipstick, Andy
No, I thought that was I thought March senior said spend your last dollar on my unlippstick
Oh, I thought she said spend it a little bit never mind. I quit it was mother and she said spend it on the lipstick
Spend it on the lipstick Andy. I'm out. I'm done with you
Who says that to another person?
So then there's this montage of like oh look at the fit look at the parents. Yeah, so we see this cute montage of the parents
Because they're all cute and nice and then they're just talking about it and Andy turns to Teresa and he's like so
Tree any chance of getting Marge senior together with your dad. I'm like
This poor man is like grieving, you know?
And like, you can see Teresa is like, what the fuck?
Why would you ask me that?
I know you were making it, but it's like, and she's like,
eh, eh, eh, eh.
She's sensitive, eh?
Yeah.
So then, and we get an update.
So Ziggy, someone emailed and asked,
how come your parents are so nice and you're a nightmare?
And she's like, I was born in a Palm shelter.
I was born and then the war stopped.
You are literally Kukupur.
You're one of the craziest fucking people
who's ever been on here.
Please never leave.
OK.
She was born with the spirit of the six day war in her. Is that something to brag about?
So we do get an update on Dina Manzo because there was that crazy robbery that she's part of
home invasion which sounds awful and traumatic where people broke in, beat her up, and took her
engagement ring, and Andy's asking Teresa about it. And he's like, oh, ew.
Gross.
Oh, is she ugly now?
But yeah, that's scary.
That's some scary.
That's scary.
I hoped he had a man so I was not too troubled.
Teresa is so fucking full of herself.
And because Teresa, you're still friends with her, aren't you?
And she goes, yeah, and he's like,
you're not going to last a wings.
And he goes, what happened? And she
gets well, it was the day of answering on his communion.
I'm like, okay, okay, well, let's not all forget to
congratulate Teresa while we're talking about Dean of
Manzo getting punched in the face by a burglar. Yeah,
I'm glad to find this glad to find time you glad you could
find time to make this about yourself Teresa.
Exactly. So then we move on to the Dolores and Frank segment.
I was like, what's Dolores going to do?
Frank, he's out of the house, but Frank is still in the house.
So we learned that Dolores and David are still together.
Yes.
He's like, hey Dolores, Betunia from Biloxi Blues wants to know,
do you have any self-respect?
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? As she goes, self respect, I've counted tops.
That's what I have.
And I'm proud of it.
It's count of top.
And there's like a lot of drive past on there.
He's like, does that mean cocaine?
Because I was just watching Vendipum rules.
And by the way, we should mention here,
I'm not talking about founder, prime rules.
Well, mention it now that you got me all excited about past. I'm not sure to mention here. I'm not sure to mention here. I'm not sure to mention here.
I'm not sure to mention here.
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I'm not sure to mention here. I think they're literally talking about pasta because that's a thing.
Is this the sort of show that I'm up rules?
I feel like they would have they wouldn't say pasta because who on this show eats pasta.
You know what I mean?
Like they would come up with something else.
Yeah, that's what I feel like I feel like it could actually be pasta because
they you know they never eat carbs.
So the fact that they finally decided to eat carbs, that's like a special thing for for them and then this this girl was like, oh my god. I'm being crazy
I'm gonna have pasta and you know that they were like it's on the house
She's like, oh my god a free plate of carbs and then someone else ate it
That's not the like I see is it a fan of purple. Yeah, I think it was really literally about pasta because
Lala said something like she offered us
in pasta. It sounded like she offered it and then they ate it all, which does
sound kind of like Coke, right? But Raquel would know not to offer Lala and
Logan her Coke. Like, I mean, Raquel is stupid, but it's not like any of this cast
is new to the world of cocaine. And they are smart enough not to take Coke from Raquel. So it works both ways. Like Raquel, that's like, great a cheddar.
So good. She offers the actual pasta.
Her is seen to with a case closed. So, um, so the Laura says that she and, and the,
and David are still together, but does not sound good. She's like, well, we're taking a day of I day,
which to me is always bad.
And Siggie is already saying things like,
well, I have plenty of guys lined up in Boko
if it doesn't work, which means it's definitely
not gonna work out.
Yeah, she's gonna try and get us
been off in Boko with her friend with a mansion
and whoever.
And so Andy is like, do you think you're ever
gonna get back with Frank?
And she's like, you know what, Andy, to be honest,
I feel like we're not even apart. I mean, it's like we've been married forever and he goes, but do you have sex?
She's like, no, like I said, it's like we've been married forever like he comes into my room
He calls me fat. He makes me go to gym at 7 30 in the morning. It's like he's the best roommate ever
I don't even have to fuck the guy like
Yeah, he comes in my room. He says he says you gain weight. Let's go to the gym
I'm like, okay, I guess I can't wait. I know there's all that pasta on the countertop.
I couldn't stop making it.
It's like pasta every day.
But you know what though?
I got new countertop.
I got new cabinets.
You know, boo's still dead, which is sad.
And Frank has gone off to Sacred Heart
and I don't have Frank anymore.
But Maz, he's like, come on, he got to come to the gym.
So I'm like, you know, I'm going to eat some food.
So that way, I have a reason to come to the gym.
So now I come to the gym with Frank.
And it's like, you know what?
You know, it's just unjudicial.
But you know what, that's the way it is.
I've been to this part of the zoo before. You know, I've unsuditional, but you know what? That's the way it is. I've been to this part of the zoo before.
You know, I've seen the Babylonians,
and you know what I'm married to all of them.
Yeah, I've been to the treadmill part of the zoo before.
Okay?
I've been there. I'm here right now.
Look, I'm on the treadmill right now.
Just walking, not really going anywhere.
It's like me and Frank, but you know what?
I'm happy with it.
So anybody who wants to question it,
question it all you want.
Guess who's going to answer you?
No one, because Dolores,
Katania doesn't give a fuck. Okay. How about that, Andy?
And so Danielle is just shaking her head, disgusted. I'm like, are you mad at the gym?
Are you mad that she got fat? Are you mad? Like, there's so much that you could be mad
and disgusted about right now. You need to be more specific.
Exactly. And so it does then start to move into a Dolores and Danielle segment.
There was some other little chatter, but it goes into Dolores versus Danielle. And, you know,
because the big controversy between the two of them is that Dolores feels like Danielle tried
to sabotage her French or Patrice by saying that Dolores had called Theresa like Money Grubbin,
etc. And so they have this weird controversy because apparently Dolores
went over to Danielle's house. And there was someone named, I guess there's someone named Marty.
Oh, Marty is Danielle's. Yeah, and Marty was coaching, was coaching Frankie to get
SAT scores up or French or some weird thing. Oh, they were going to help him with taxes or something.
I don't know. Something was were getting a decal over there.
She was on her way over there.
And so we found out that this whole conversation
happened on the phone.
She wasn't even there.
And they're like, well, why were you talking on the phone?
And she's like, well, Delores was trying to get me caught up,
on what's going on in the show.
And she starts listing all this stuff that Dolores was telling
her about everybody. And I was like, that sounds right. Like they were trying to call her
out on every little thing. But she's like, she said that Trees still alive. And nobody
can believe it. She's like a cockroach with 30 lives. Jack is unmanageable. So they
had to get rid of her. And she was, oh, like I would say that about Jacqueline.
You almost left a trip last year
because Jacqueline was a manageable.
So yes.
And well, it's funny because Daniel's side of the story is,
yeah, you were coming over and you're talking to
you about everyone and Dolores's side stories.
Well, I was in traffic and I was trying,
I was talking, Marty was on the phone.
You were on the, Ron Speaker.
I was trying to get through it through the traffic
and I was just trying to get to you. I was trying to get the it through the traffic and I was just trying to get to you
I try to get the direction the traffic. I was like how is one person's version?
I was trying to get directions and the other version is you're talking should about everyone and somehow I can imagine it
Lining up like I can imagine Dolores being like, oh god look at this asshole this asshole just cut me off and Danielle
I was like, wow, I can't believe she just called Melissa an asshole, you know
Yeah, she's like so oh Teresa. Oh wait hold on. Oh god Jesus Christ. They keep pressing their brakes
God they only care about money. They want me to hit him or something. She said that about Teresa
It's like oh and Jacqueline. Oh god red light red light Frank Frank
Oh my god, she's saying that Jacqueline was getting a red light and
shouldn't be here anymore. And let me tell you something else about Melissa Gorgau. Wait, hold
for a second. I'm easy. We got the easy pass going. Let's go through the easy pass. We'll go
through faster. Oh my god. She's saying she's a slut, huh? Dolores is also, I mean, what's her name
is during the sitting at home all proud. Yeah, he traveled.
It's wrapped.
Yeah, you know what, Andy, she even said that you need an alternate route.
So I don't even know what that means, but it doesn't sound nice to me.
Andy, well, this is a court of law and we were a jury.
I would start to believe Danielle right now because Dolores is just spitting
things out that's like what?
Like when she, they showed the clip of her talking to Teresa and she's like,
you know what,
if you believe her, you're crazy.
By the way, I think she does something, drugs,
drugs is something and then she sips
and I'm like, you look guilty or now.
And then when she goes into all this stuff,
she's like, you know, we were, I was in traffic
and so that's what happened.
I'm like, wait a minute.
And then Danielle goes, I remember,
it was a speaker phone and Marty heard it.
And she goes, I can't even hear speaker phones. Like, speaker phones, it all Marty heard it and she goes I can't even hear speak of phones
Like speak of phones
Like I can't even hear so I know that I know what a phone is. I don't know what a phone is what it was this device like how what what I like
There's a thing you're you mean to tell me there's like something you can talk into and it actually your voice carries to someone else
That's not there. I don't know the NL. I don't know. She's out of this mind this one. You know what I haven't met one person that likes you
By the way, I haven't met one person that likes you by the way. I haven't met one person that likes you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then
I don't even know why I said that it's because we talked about Vanderpromp rules
And now I have Kristen as two pack on her snapchat in my head. Sorry about that everybody and Melissa's like
I don't like accusations that can't be proven
It's like shut up Melissa. So um, so then there's a drug thing.
But you don't like when people make accusations
and then bring witnesses either, do you?
Because remember Kim D was like, she was a stripper.
I brought a rolled boss and to her original resume
where she kissed it with her vagina.
It's like, wait a minute.
She's like, that's too much fake evidence.
Like, make up your mind.
Yeah.
So now Dolores is like, so Dolores,
do you think that Danielle is not like on drugs?
Well, you know, I think she might be on Xanax
as something, I don't know.
And Danielle's like, what are you talking about right now?
It's going one right.
She just gets getting super jerseys.
I have never done anything like that.
You pointed your finger in my face.
I mean, I don't, I know you don't like me,
but shut the fuck up and stop calling me nags like she's
She's sending her voice 20 times in this I love what Daniel says shut up
And stop calling me names and Laura's goes, oh shut the fuck up skank
And then she goes to Rita. This is why you threw the table at her head. Okay. This is why you threw that table in a head
Look at her. She's a garbage victim Professional victim. This one, professional job is welcome back scumbag, welcome back,
welcome back. So now it's like break time and Danielle's furious. And she's like, I
don't want anything to do with Dolores, Katania. Never. Nothing anymore. Okay. She's just,
she's just a fat bully. I, I turn that off. Police. Hey, I, I, I, I, don't die off. Police
right now. I like when she's walking back, coughing and puffing. She's like, you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't die off, please, right now.
I like when she's walking back,
coughing and puffing.
She's like, you think you're too,
you think you took down the world down last time?
You tore it down?
I'm gonna tear this whole goddamn set down.
Like, oh, no.
Did someone tear a wall down last time?
Because that is so real housewives of nature.
Probably afterwards.
Probably.
It's just like a big cut out of Rosie crashing
through the wall to come try and strangle Teresa.
I'm thinking it's like like I'm a fudge.
So now, but so now as this as this victory lap heads into the the final that
towards the finish line here, we get into the big Italy trip.
And Andy, I love this line.
Andy goes, we've addressed a lot of touchy subjects on the real housewives, but Hitler
is a first.
I was like, standing on vacation.
It's just, the fact that he has to say that line is so funny.
I mean, it's just, he's like, I heard you Jezebel.
I heard you saying we don't cover new gramps anymore.
Have you ever heard Hitler?
All right then.
We did it.
We did it.
So what went through Marge's head
when she made the Hitler comment?
And so basically, Marge explains it very, very clearly.
I mean, she's basically like, I was saying that, you know,
if someone who's totally evil is nice to me,
it doesn't negate the fact that they are totally evil.
You know, like that you're complicit with them.
You're complicit with their evilness, you know?
Yeah.
And she's thinking with a very general term, Andy,
about not being complicit, okay?
I'm not calling Kim D D literally Hitler. Okay. Like does anybody really think I'm calling Kim. D Hitler
I really like that girl like would Hitler have a fundraiser for any money. She's like
Let's let's be eyes misleading at best honestly like
Maybe not even mostly and they're probably like one of those like forgotten like awful people like Milosevic or something like that
You know like someone I don't know like yeah, you know, it's just you just classic march.
You know, I'm not only the little darling from Joan. Okay. I also learned from Tom Broca.
He's a very close friend of mine. Okay. I remember current events. So, um,
Dolores is like Tom Broca. Well, why didn't you just say that? Why can't you just say it that way?
Like it's the most simple explanation ever. And march goes. It's a very common comparison what I did there
Okay, I'm going to pass people to Hitler. Yeah, she didn't say she's offended that day
She didn't say it with the next week. She waited for Italy, okay, and the Sigi goes. I festered about it
Yeah, she's like this is Sigi's version. She's like well
I was so shocked and then I
Festered because the question is why didn't Sigi say something right at that moment? She's like, well, I was so shocked. And then I fested, because the question is why I didn't see you say something right at that moment.
She's like, well, I was shocked, and it fested, and it fested.
And then in Italy, I very calmly said,
dearest Margaret, as an adult to adult, I was rather offended
when you happened to mention Hitler.
And as one matured lady to another, could you please not say that again?
I'm like, bullshit, you did not act that calm,
you didn't share your feelings, you exploded,
you were crazy, you could have shot the bitch
an email at text, like, you know what,
I didn't like that you said Hitler,
you know, you may not have meant it that way,
but even hearing it to me is disgusting
up Holocaust parents, like please just use
a different analogy next time, which is what everyone told her.
But Siggie's acting like she was the rational one here and she wasn't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not even close.
And then, and she's not even listening because Marge just said, what do you think I'm calling
Kim D Hitler?
Like, she's not Keller.
Okay.
Like, that's like, no, no, Joan would never even say that.
Okay, Joan would never say that.
And then she goes, now what are you saying?
The Kim D is Hitler.
Did Kim D build concentration camps?
And Theresa goes, we don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
So I'm like, okay, so now Theresa is saying
Kim D is Hitler, which is totally fine.
I think at that point, Theresa was overwhelmed
because this was a very, very impassioned fight. I think I actually justify it. So because these are major accusations
that say you were throwing around and she's not understanding it. So I think at that point,
Teresa just hurt her her system rebooted and when her system rebooted she goes, we don't
know. We don't know. We don't know. It's like her default mechanism. It's like her T-Nightmare,
it's concentration and camps.
Like in one phrase, it's just like,
I gotta restart, that's not what I know.
Bo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo.
Did Kim D build concentration camps?
I mean, what a fucking literalist you are, Siggie.
I mean, Siggie, we were rooting for you.
We were all been rooting for you.
Tara Bangstyle, I said it a million times. Like how could you be
still up to? How is your soul too, dude?
Well, it's just even better because Andy goes, do you guys even know what anti-Semitic
is? Which I think is my favorite question of all housewives for unions out there ever. Yeah, yeah, when I watch my flaws with.
Oh, that's.
It's that game we played in the caps is concentration camps.
He's like, no, it means that you don't like playing the Sims.
No, that's not what anti-Semitic means.
So it's a sort of kind of concert they have in camps.
So he's like, do you guys even know what an anti-Semitic is?
And Melissa goes, yes, it's a hate group, right?
Oh my God.
So here's, I did it, and then Sigi, Sigi starts yelling at Marge.
She's like, you do not hold yourself accountable for anything.
And Marge goes, oh, oh, oh, oh. I was like, oh my God, she not hold yourself accountable for anything. And march is out, out, out, out.
I was like, oh my god, she actually has transformed into Joe Rivers. Can we talk? Oh, out, out, out, out.
So Melissa's like, look, I don't think that Sige really thinks he sings too you, Sige. And she's
like, I don't know because it rolled pretty easily
off of her tongue when she said Hitler. And Andy said, well, it rolled really easy off your tongue
when you said anti-Semite. And she goes, like you just see your start of the boil and then
Mars goes, yeah. And I mean, that caught in anything I've ever said to you. Anti-Semi is worse than Hitler. That's worse. And she's, Oh,
anti-Semi is worse than Hitler.
She's educated like a two-year-old.
I can't.
No, no, that's because anti-Semi is worse than Hitler.
And then,
Siggie is like,
what'd you, but would you believe us?
Ah!
And then Dan and I was like, no, I support Modge.
And that's when Siggie's like, oh, well, you support Modge.
Well, Daniel stop. Education should have a two-year-old. And so Dan and I was like, no, I support March. And that's when he's like, oh, well, you support March. Well, Daniel stop, education for two year olds.
And so Dan yelled to support,
to the indefense of her education.
He goes, my daughter graduated,
sum cum laude, okay?
And I schooled that child all the way through.
I'm like, well, like listen,
I'm not one to nitp- yes, I am.
I love to nitpick, but listen,
don't defend your education and then miss pronounce sumacom lout
She's like, I'm sumacom loudly, okay
I'll go camel toe to camel toe and sick. He's like, oh, I gotta go. I don't even know what's the talking about anymore
And she's like god forbid everyone's got a bow down this sickie flicker. Yeah
the back down to Ziggy Flicka. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Danielle is like, Danielle is like, she's going on and on and into the side, Ziggy and
Dolores making these little comments like, oh, well, yes, she goes again.
All right.
All right.
So now she's going to talk.
Live, do you believe this one?
Oh, my God.
This is this more one of it.
Oh, my God.
This is like to be honest, to be honest.
Oh, she's never been honest in her life.
That she goes trash garbage garbage garbage garbage garbage garbage
Doesn't know what that word means to be honest and she's like shame on you shame on you
And then she goes
Who did Andy say this to he goes?
Oh to Danielle he goes hey Danielle remember when you flipped out at that table
It just seems like you were being maybe like you felt like you were being, I don't know, marginalized.
What up with that?
What were you feeling marginalized?
And Danielle's like, that's it Andy, that's exactly what I was feeling.
Now, you don't know what marginalized is.
Yeah, I schooled my kids.
So then now Ziggy is, Ziggy and Margaret are full on screaming now, okay,ed my kids. So then now Ziggy is,
Ziggy and Margaret are full on screaming now, okay?
They're screaming and Ziggy's like,
my father said, Hitler's name should never be brought up
but let's do this again, my little balls.
And Margaret is just laying in,
you know, this is, I think is this when Margaret
start saying these things about like,
listen, I have children who would cherish, I children would cherish, my ex is Jewish, I know Jewish people, I love
I love Hala, okay, so don't you dare say I'm anti-Semitic and they are screaming and
they're like blowing out the microphones and you know what, I would be screaming too
because you know, it's you don't make those accusations lightly and you don't make them
just because someone says the word Hitler and it's an it's an abuse of your Judaism, it's you don't make those accusations lightly and you don't make them just because someone says the word Hitler and it's an it's an abuse
Of your Judaism. It's an abuse of that term and and Sige should know better and shame on honestly shame on her because she makes us all look like
You know just super sensitive people and I just want for the record to know I am Jewish and I own the game secret Hitler so
and I own the game secret Hitler so there I am the daughter of a holocaust survivor and March goes Andy and he did you think it was anti-Semitic and he's
like no and Sikki goes shame on you shame on you shame on you you're not Jewish
she didn't even convert you're not Jewish she's never said she's Jewish. Sigi like listen for two seconds
Sigi's like you're abrasive
Yeah, you're negated
Latre safe and she's like you know what but
But anti-Semites the worst thing ever said it's not what it's so they're screaming and Sigi goes I don't care
Swallow it swallow it Daniel's like putting her fist in her mouth. It's like no, Daniel, you know what's talking to you, Daniel.
All right. I really, I really take offense to Siggie saying like Margaret, she's not
a Jew and therefore she can't understand. Like, don't make it, don't, don't do that.
Okay. Like, you know, like, don't make it that it's like, like, if you're a Jew, then,
you know, she is, it's, it's, it's reinforced this notion that if you're a Jew, you know, like, don't make it that it's like, like, if you're a Jew, then, you know,
shit, it's, it's, it's reinforced this notion that if you're a Jew, you hear the word Hitler
and it's like, fuck you.
Okay, so if I see someone with a swastika, if I see people saying, hell, Hitler as they
walk around Charlotte, Bill, Virginia, yeah, I'm offended.
And I think a lot of people are.
That's in me is anti-Semitism.
Mentioning Hitler, using him as the butt of a joke or using him as a comparison for evil,
that's okay.
That's called using the English language to prove a point about things.
So don't make it this, it's something that only Jews can understand because everyone
can understand anti-Semitism.
And don't make it a thing that anytime we hear Hitler, we're immediately triggered.
It's so, it's so wrong.
That's more offensive to me as a Jew than anything that Marge of
that like anytime we hear Hitler, we're immediately triggered.
It's so, it's so wrong.
That's what offense, that's more offensive to me
as a Jew than anything that Margevres.
Margevres, you can even say anything remotely offensive.
And even Anne, you could tell, Andy was,
you know, Andy was feeling a certain sort of way
because he like turned and he was like,
listen, I gotta say, I wasn't offended
and I even call my parents and they were an offended.
And that's when he gets like,
yeah, don't bring him up in casual conversation.
End of story.
Well, sure, like maybe.
What do you feel?
What do you feel?
What do you feel?
What do you feel?
I don't give a shit.
Because, okay.
So Danielle, are you glad to came back?
Bye.
Bye, Mal. Yeah, maybe you don't came back? Bye. Bye, Mal.
Yeah, maybe you don't bring them up in casual conversation. Like, you know, I kind of agree with what Hitler did.
Like, yeah, maybe that's not the sort of casual conversation
you want to hear Hitler in.
But I actually just think it, these were the,
these were the hysterics of someone who wanted to have a moment,
wanted to be mad about something,
who was looking for attention, because even her dad wasn't that upset.
And on top of that, when she's saying, well, my dad said it should never be brought
up, like, whatever.
That's because he doesn't even get the right information.
She filters it in all wrong, which is what Marjol also says.
Well, he was not said.
He wasn't upset at all.
He's like, you can't just say she's anti-Semitic.
You can't do that.
But he, but, but, but, but, but, but Sege presented,
Marge to him as if, as if,
as if Marge were saying, like, you know what?
Like, you know what?
Here's actually, I'm sorry, here's what Sege heard.
Sege heard Marge saying that that Kim D is Hitler.
And that's why she got triggered, but was she,
and Marge is trying to explain.
I'm not saying Kim D is Hitler.
I'm saying when someone is bad, you know,
and I'm using the most extreme version to prove my point,
but you know, I think she didn't even get triggered.
And I think she waited and waited to find another reason
to fight with her because she was right.
It was two weeks later that it took her that she decided
that she was so mad about hearing the word Hitler.
Like it makes no sense.
It makes no sense to anybody on the show off the show
that we've talked to, that we've talked about.
Like, it makes no sense to anybody.
She's obviously just trying to find something to find about.
And it wasn't going to say, I was just as a Gentile.
Don't worry.
I don't think anybody's looking at Sige being like,
oh, it's the Jews again.
I know you'd be surprised.
Actually, though, you would be surprised.
You would be, I mean, I don't know,
I hate to be sort of Sigi-ish.
It's, there is for sure a strain of antisemitism
that exists in the country.
I'm not saying everyone's that I've met.
I'm not saying that I've met.
I mean, yeah, but I'm saying that like,
you know what, but you know how it is.
I mean, you're gay, so you are part of a minority group essentially,, you know how it is. I mean, you're your gay. So you are part
of a minority group, essentially. And you know how it is. I guess something, you know,
there are people, there idiots out there who will look at one representative of a group
and be like, Oh, see, this confirms all my suspicions and stereotypes about this group.
I don't think, I don't, I think, thankfully, I think a lot of people are not like that.
But it's a little shocking to me about how much of that still exists regarding Jews in
America.
It really does exist.
And it's sad.
And you know, you soul could catch someone, you know, people don't know them Jewish.
You could catch someone who says, I'm like, oh, don't Jew me or whatever.
Like, it's not, I think anti-Semitism in America, it's not as nasty and pervasive as anti-gay stuff
or anti-black stuff or racism, but it exists.
Well, I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
I know you're not saying that's quite a burden to carry the SIGGI.
Because like SIGGI, oh my god.
Yeah, well, I like to think that no anti-Semites actually even watch Bravo.
Because that's what I like to think that no anti-Semites actually even watch Bravo. That's what I like to think.
Because I'm just assuming they're also home of boobs.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I'll judge them by their covers, but they can't judge me.
So, but anyway, so then the show sort of like it settles in in the last segment for
the champagne glasses around and he's like, let's do the rose in the show sort of like it settles in in the last segment for the champagne glasses
around and he's like, let's do the rose and the thorn just like real house was of New
York City.
So he goes around and ask everyone what was their best moment and what was their worst
moment.
And the sick he's like, pellets were my best moment.
Marge was my worst.
And Dolores is like, my worst says that my friendship with tree was questioned
Frankie got pasta on the count it's up and then the best is that
Frank finished the chair
Frank finished making the chair
And I finally got that pastically about about to count the top. So there we go.
And Margaret was like true bonds with ladies, Joan Rivers.
I'm I'm I'm I'm
I'm I'm I'm thankful to have a daughter is wonderful is Melissa because she's great classic. Joan classic. Joan would say that
And I'll go having
Marga
Well, two things at the worst. Firstly, that was the worst, was the fighting with Siggit. Just took over everything.
Second thing that was the worst was the time
I up and broke.
But my other best was when Mark got showed up.
And fixed it.
And we were able to have, you know,
little mini hot talks for everyone.
So it was actually a wonderful, it was a wonderful party.
And it was great, classic match.
And Andy just tries to, like, get more water out of that one.
He's like,
So do you think you two are just not meant to be friends?
Look, this is the Rosen Thorns.
Stop asking questions
Yeah, Marge is like well, you know, Andy the things that she said they're real, but I'd like to move forward
You know what I say? You know what moves forward whales even whales. They're like I'm done with this
I've eaten like a thousand fish from one bite. I'm gonna go to a different part of the ocean now
You know what I mean? So like if she wants to come back into my ocean. That's great
You know, we'll just avoid the Harp hoose together. What can I say?
And you know it doesn't move forward. You know it doesn't move forward little wheels come through lockdown
Okay, little wheels. They're real
They're trying to confront a whale and they're in an alluminum cage under the water
So like what are they supposed to do? What about the baby?
VL? What about the baby views? Okay, you what about the baby views? So SIGIG is everything in life is about timing
Speaking of I'm more like Joan Rivers. I don't bounce back.
It's like, what?
That's, Joan Rivers was like the best at bouncing, but I mean, granted, she's not
bounced back now, but she literally had to die to not bounce back.
I, so first time Joan has not bounced back.
And Ziggy's like, you know, I don't forget things easily.
Like Ziggy, you're really not selling any tickets to yourself, help seminars.
Yeah.
She's like, here's what I believe.
Don't forgive.
Don't forget.
Know your worth.
And then basically, Teresa was like, yeah,
the worst is my mom dying.
Obviously, the best is watching my daughters, whatever.
And then a cake comes out.
And it's a replica of the original cake.
And it's like, oh, the cake.
And they all, they're like, we're gonna eat it.
Andy actually gets down, he serves it to everyone, which was really cute.
And then they're all eating it.
And of course, Teresa starts to rub her piece on Andy's face.
But the combination of either Andy's makeup or whatever was in this cake,
it like, it wouldn't smear on his face.
It's like one crumb was left.
You know this bigger was like,
they're not gonna fuck up my cake this time.
No, it's all plastic this time.
It's all plastic this time.
Yeah, it's made of Teflon.
Or that's what's on Andy, I don't know.
And he's like, hey guys, let them eat cake, right?
Like awkward.
When an awkward.
Didn't they like burn her ass at the stake or whatever? Yeah, then sticky.
He's like, let's not throw it.
Like, can I like that off your face?
And he's, I'm hoining because I'm not having to find my husband.
It's like, okay, roll it up.
Oh my goodness.
That was, that was,
seeing that to me is a great reunion
because it was two episodes long.
I was just like full of good stuff.
No reason to stretch it out to three, you know,
this is perfect.
I thought it was a great comeback season for New Jersey.
And I'm hoping that the ratings were better
because I noticed that they're getting
a secrets revealed next week,
which I always feel like is a good sign
if they want to stretch out a season and extra episode. I feel like that's a good sign. Otherwise,
they just like, they'd kill it.
Yeah. Well, I think now it's time to move over to the Crappin's Mail Bake.
Oh my god. Crappin's Mail Bake.
So this was a long episode. It's going to be a long, we'll do like one question this week.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why don't we have Lola Del Rio, one of our classic listeners.
Let's hear what she has to say or ask her if she says my big complaint.
When households pinp out their kids on camera
for screen time, but lose their wigs
when the kids are discussed by anyone else.
Calling out a horrible child,
real Ashley, all the manzo and Kio kids,
is as fair as calling out a cute kid.
Like the one time Fajr's kid told her
that he'd always be her baby.
Oh my God, I'm gonna cry instantly.
That was the sweetest scene.
So Lola continues,
I totally get why Tamra's daughter is done with that relationship.
See how I didn't use her name, not that fucking hard Tamra.
That's funny, Lola. That was Lola saying that.
Nobody wants to have a mama rose using you for attention. Keep them off screen if they're
off limits. And those bitch ass husbands come on. They act like they didn't sign a contract for a few coins.
Half of them, Diko, Terry, Simon, for example,
forged signatures for 15 minutes of fame for themselves,
allegedly in my brain.
So that was Lola.
She was just this ranting.
She doesn't have a question.
I agree at 100%.
I think, well, first of all, you know,
you want to talk about trigger.
We're talking about Hitler as a trigger.
This whole thing about like, you can't mention a child,
even in the context of like,
hey, I bought your kid a sock.
Keep your, my kid's name out of your mouth.
People need to relax.
Well, the children that she mentioned were like the grown children.
I think maybe if you're like your baby's ugly,
or something like that, you know?
But yeah, I mean, I think if your child is old enough
to go on Snapchat and call somebody out for roaches,
then they're old enough to get dragged, okay? Yeah, exactly. Okay, I mean, I think if your child is old enough to go on Snapchat and call somebody out for roaches, then they're old enough to get dragged.
Okay. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. I'll do another one because that one wasn't really a question. It was just a really good rant.
Hava Weber, say, asks, could you please inform us of Kerry from marriage to medicine season one and what personal struggle struggles she is currently going through. Please and thank you.
struggles she is currently going through please and thank you. Well I think we all remember Carrie, Carrie from season one of Mary's Edison, Duncan and I have been going through 20 years
of struggles. You don't know what struggles we've been going through. I have had a hang now
since 1987 and it has not gone away even though Duncan is is a docker, I have not got that fixed.
It is very difficult for me at this moment.
I try to get in with Duncan.
Sometimes we'll go get donuts.
Sometimes I tell him, don't look behind.
Get it, Duncan.
Duncan is tiring of the Duncan jokes, but we're still together.
There have been quite a few tense arguments with Duncan. I have struggled for
the past one years with having a normal argument is not something I can do. So I had to leave
the show too much of Toya and Quad, but I try hard. God, I miss her. I have a rash. Yes,
sir. Also, I'm a doctor's wife, so I have a rush.
What was her big fight at the end of that?
Well, let's see.
I think she started off as friends with Mariah, and then she really hated Quad, and she
... well, something like that, or she hated Toyo, or she became friends with Toyo at the
end.
She just was snooty, and I actually think she, I really liked having carry on the show
because she was high-faluten and she was, she was upper-own-ass.
And it was a great counterpoint to all the other women.
And I don't know, I thought she was hilarious
in the context of all these women.
This is like this snooty white British woman
in the middle of like these black women This is like this snooty white British woman
in the middle of like these black women.
It was a culture clash and it was funny.
It was funny to me.
And I think that she was ridiculous.
Yeah, I wish she would have come back,
but I bet her husband was like,
you can't do this anymore.
Because you are coming off as an idiot.
She was too.
Oh my God, that season went married to medicine.
What a classic.
That was a classic.
Yeah, she was a big idiot, but I love her. Anyway, let's wrap it up for
the week. We've had a long week. We're still, we're still, we're still waking up from Boston
or Boston or dealing with a Boston hangover still. So let's, let's go into the weekend
and get some sleep and come back fresh for next week when we have the golden crappies
or lunch.
Great time. I'm so excited for the crappies. We're so excited for next week and we will
see you then everybody. Bye everyone.
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