Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?

Episode Date: May 18, 2018

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What happens? I'm wrong? She was. What's wrong? She was. What happens when this all happens? What happens when this all happens? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch A Crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch.

I'm Ben Mandelker, also known as Yenny. And joining me today is my wonderful and hilarious co-host, Laurel aka Ronnie Karam. What's going on? How are you? We're really trying to figure out what Sina was saying. Yeah, I think so. Now there's an internet meme. Is she saying Rob or Shay? Rob can figure out the difference between Yanny and Laurel in like, seven minutes.

Yanny and Laurel in like less than seven minutes. Yanny. Yes, hello everyone. Welcome to Thursday on Watch or Crappens. Or if you're listening to this on another day, a previous Thursday then. We are so excited because we got so much going on. We're going to be talking about real housewives of New York City last night's episode. But before we do that, the Schill Monster has to come out because huge, huge developments.

First of all, our Nashville show is going on sale in like half an hour. So by the time this gets released, it's already on sale. So go if you're in Nashville or in the Nashville area or want to make a trip to Nashville, go get tickets. Go to watchacrapins.com for tickets to Nashville. And then tomorrow we got shows going on sale for Denver, New York, and Seattle. And those are at watchwalkcrapins.com. And actually, secretly, the New York show is already on sale.

It's a pre-sale. So if you go that link, there is a password you have to use. And I'm going to encourage everyone to go to watchocrapins live and love and to find the password. Or you can just wait till tomorrow and get them on general on sale. Well you don't want to ruin the password for people who are like the people who are using the password you know. You don't want to like you don't want to blow up their password spot. I'm supporting you with audience noises okay I'm not knowing you. Oh, whoa. Oh, I thought you said no. No, whoa.

Whoa. Baby, I don't know you. I love you. To know you is to love you. Then item number two, of course, is that we already have some shows that are coming up next month in Phoenix and San Francisco. They're going to be spectacular to go get tickets.

All tickets are at watchacrapans.com. The other thing, oh, I'm sorry, there's one other thing. We said there would be two shows in New York. This actually only one show. We only get the second show of the first one sells out. So for right now, only October 12 is available. Sorry, sorry. But we're actually also bearing a huge lead.

Something so exciting that we've been kind of like sitting on for a few months now, and now we can finally announce it. One of the most prestigious opportunities that this podcast has ever received is that we have been invited to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada, which is amazing, because if you go to their website you see it's like Kevin Hart and Trevor Noah and Tiffany Haddish and Liza Schlesinger and like Maria Bamford and like Judith Friedlein like everyone super super famous and we stand out and ask I don't know I was dying when you posted that it's like all these huge people watch what happens

It's like what the hell this is, what's it crappin'? It's like, what the hell? This is praise the prayer works, okay? Okay. It is honestly the coolest thing ever. Just for laughs is probably, honestly, probably like a top five comedy festival in the world, I think there's like Glasgow comedy festival just for laughs.

And then I'm just assuming there's like two or three others that are like, you know, like I don't want to be like, it's a top two, but it's a big deal. It's as much as what's her face would say, to Mutria. So if, you know, pay, we have a lot of Canadian listeners, we've been like, come to Canada while we're coming.

It's our, we're doing our thing is, it's in July. Anyway, watchcraftens.com. We hope people come to that. And the best part, it is a festival. So you don't have to just see us like if you buy a pass You get to see like really famous established comedians are probably a lot funner than we are so like make a weekend out of it I'm just being okay To go to this festival with my little bin. I'm excited to go with you

I'm seeing the world with been now. We've been to Mexico and now we're going to Canada What's in Australia keep saying come to Australia and guess what's coming back? The real housewives of Melbourne to American TV in July. So Australia, book a place, get a somewhere to stay and send us a tent and or send us a tent and a ticket. We will be there at the end. I don't care for playing in a kangaroo but I would love to go there. I will not camp in Australia. They got too many scary critters. Like Australia is the land of

scary snakes and bugs and bats and and weird weird shit, you know. I'm not so I would tell. I'm like really standing up for kangaroos this week for whatever reason. I forget why but it's like a running thing kangaroos this week. And I watched the leftovers and kangaroos can be real bitches sometimes. So I'm with you. Yeah, no, I get it. I have a kangaroo tangent I could go on. But given that the audience is now sat through several ads and showing things, I'm just going to like table the kangaroo moment.

And just welcome to us. You just table the kangaroo. And just welcome to Oz you just table to kangaroo The restaurant of real house lots of Potomac that serves said baby kangaroo said baby kangaroos And so anyway also Ronnie made the the given Benron limited edition t-shirt You can still get for like about two more weeks before it's gone and we have our TV party app show called So much that crap ends we did it. That was a good fast show, babe. I know what you gave me a little bit of a you gave me a little bit of a pep talk before the show. Be like people are going nuts.

So it's like, okay, I will be fast. The sunset sunset is very upset and our long beginnings, okay. That was for you, MJ. Yeah, this is not the show. This is not a lie. Ron and I woke up to the shock of our lifetimes, which is the MJ commenting multiple times on our below deck, med, Instagram posts, being like, why are you guys taking so long to get to the subject? So funny. But yeah, she's nice. Don't attack MJ. She's being

very nice. Okay, which I can't return the favor necessarily, because Charles of Sunset comes back soon. I know. Oh, and one other update, people were like very concerned about the dog I mentioned on, that's like my neighbor's dog that's like on its own balcony parking all day and it's like own pile of shit. Don't worry, I've called the landlord so like don't think that we're like just laughing. Okay, we have hearts, even me, that person. We are gonna save that dog.

We are saving Muffy. Yeah, Muffy, it isn't a knowing dog. Like it is already inherently a knowing dog, but now that's being abused, it's like just a terrible situation. Yeah, we love you, Muffy. Yeah. Yeah.

Anywho, now let's go to, from one sad situation to another, let's go to Puerto Rico in the wake of the hurricanes. Fun times! My friend Brandy is in town, one of my first roommates, Iva, in New York City. We met at the Bert Reynolds Jupiter dinner theater in Jupiter, Florida when I was 18. Brandy is in town, and my god, we lived together for years and we'd just sit on the TV, eat pizzas, and yell at the TV together. Oh, say I'm sorry I sit in front of the TV. Well, we've lived in some small places girl

and neither one of us is a small person. It holds like a mirror in front of you look down at the TV you're sitting on. So we sat in front of the TV together and yelled at it for years and so she was here with me and I said, look it's real housewives night so I've got to watch it. And so she was here with me and I said, look, it's real housewives night. So I've got to watch it. You want to watch it with me? Because she's come to a couple of our live shows and never watch the shows before. She's just come to see us.

Yeah. Listening to Brandy's scream horror at the TV is possibly one of my favorite things to ever happen in my life. The shock and horror on her face is she watched real housewives of New York. Yeah. So I'll interject some brandy lines as we go through this.

Okay, good. Yeah, it's a good episode for Brandy to get involved with. And it opens up in Puerto Rico with Bethany and Durandora arriving. It's part of their, you know, the charity, the B-strong charity mission, etc. And so Bethany just gets there and she's like, oh, what's going on? What's going on? It's how it's hideous in here, huh? Puerto Rico, what's going on? It's how it's hideous. I'm like, I'm sure that like the people of Hades, I just get so you say, oh, what's going on? It's how it's hideous in here, huh? What are we going to? What's going on? It's how it's hideous.

I'm like, I'm sure that like the people of Haiti, people of Haiti's, I'm sure the people of Puerto Rico really appreciate the comparison, you know. Yeah, we hate it enough. That was pretty funny. It's like it's how to say the in here. We're no Hades, which is hell. Oh, I thought she said Hades.

I was like, wow, wait a bring another tragedy onto this tragedy. Isn't Puerto Rico dealing with enough? Haven't you already triggered Durinda enough on Haiti as well? So Durinda Bethany, I'm walking through the town with people. She's like, oh la, oh la, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the drug, this is the drug, Baracho.

Baracho over here, okay? Nats, look at this house, look at it, there was this house, there's like a, it used to be a house, you know what's ruined. You know what we call this? We call this, we call this house. Look at it. It's the one that says house. There's like a, it used to be a house. You know what's ruined. You know what we call this? We call this Ramona's life right now.

There's ruins. And the one that's like, well, you know, it's great. It's great that we had that talk last night. You bet. If you don't remember the talk, it was like, you're drunk. Yeah. And then Durantisod. She's like, it was great.

We had that talk. I really think it's at the tone. Yeah. It's like you're walking around tragedy. So yeah, exactly. So we see a lot of scenes of them giving these cash cards to people and stuff. It's like very touching, you know,

these are people who are really in need. It was nice moments and everything. But for some reason, I kept on chuckling just because of Bethany's like her, there's nothing to do with like her, her charitable, you know, endeavors. It's just, I just laugh at her Spanish accent, which is so, like, not even an attempt. She's like, they're like, oh, gracias. And she's like, ah, dinada, dinada. What's going on? Dinada, dinada. Where's your bed? Your dorma. Where's your bed?

Where's your dorma? Where's your bed? Where's your dorma? And she makes like the sleeping on her hands. Where's your dorma? Giff card. Chilly. You like Chilly's?

You like baby back ribs? Dinata. Baby back baby back ribs? Dinata. What's going on? What's going on? How are we going? What's going on?

So yeah, they take a tour and it's extremely depressing. And Bethany's like, we're so out of touch with their eyelashes and our selfies. These people don't have basics like us. I mean, we have basics, right? We hang out with Carol. It's like it's basic as again, right? So I mean, you know, obviously there's like really not much to say about this except that they are doing like great work down there, etc.

That was really sweet when Durant and the Hand of That Little Girl, a bottle of absolute. Oh my God, my heart. Yeah, this is gifted to forget to butake. Next time you're in New York, drink to run me. All right, Pripp, everybody. Pripp, your house may be gone, but that's no excuse for your banks to look this shady. Come on. I brought everyone 35 Santa Claus' each for their houses You need a bluetooth light inside an inflatable snowball, okay? Okay, so next up now this is why you have to chuckle at it because no matter how much good people are doing, it's like Puerto Rico, devastation has us without a roof or a floor. And then it's like Ramona in a limousine.

Yeah, complaining that they got too big of a limousine to go to Great Neck. Would you believe it? Well, this is crazy. We just asked for a cox. You know, I don't drive very well. I don't know how to drive. And then they just give me a big limousine. It's a stretch limousine. Look at all this space. I mean, you can have a whole family in here, right? Yeah, wonder what Bethany's doing right now. It's nice. Steven Dan, I've known him for years, and they always want me to come to this store,

and it's a give me a car, and then now I'm going to car. And so, and he was like, oh my God, you tricked me into going out of the city. I don't even leave my neighborhood. This is like Afghanistan. I would ever sue this. I said, oh my god, this show. This show. Going to Long Island, I feel like I'm going to the Third World Country, meanwhile, like Bethany and Dorenda are like, literally walking around like

Helm that I'm not have electricity in three months. It reminds me of how ungrateful Tamsley was for that gift card. Bethany's like, you want to give card? Yeah, I'm a gift card, all right? This is your whole life. I'm this card. Like Jesus Christ. Thank you Ramona for taking me to Great Nack. It's a great reminder of how I was a great host, you know. They often say the host is the Nack of the house, so Great Nack is really a city for me. I've also got a great Nack. Yes, they're in the limo. They'll have to keep fighting, which... Well, they're talking about the fight.

Well, they're talking about the fight with Dorenda that they had in the Hamptons a few weeks ago. And Sonia is saying what her issue with Ramona is, she's like, you know, she's yelling at me and at least you could have held my hand, pated my back or, you know, reminded me of all the great things I did for Tinsley that she never repaid me for was ungrateful about that's all. And then Brandy yelled is she going to a fucking ball where are they going? They're going to a store because like they're dressed in like ballgowns in

this limbo to go to a store in Queens. Exactly not even they're going they're going beyond Queens it was kind of surprising. Clearly this guy was like, listen, I, you have, I'll give you guys like $3,000 worth of clothing. Just please come to Great Nick because no one sees me in Great Nick, except for former cast members of Princesses Long Island. And then Brandy started screaming again because she's like, oh, Queens, how could you? And she's like, oh, Queens, I'm going to get jet lag and Brand she's like oh Queens how could you and she's like oh Queens I'm gonna get jet lag

and Brandy's like she just lost it because we lived in Queens for years she's like fuck you yeah well Queens is hot again I think maybe maybe a story is I don't know so um Ramona's like whoa Sonia and sorry I didn't have your back did the best that I could because I was freaking out. Dorenda was having a moment, you were having a moment. I was just like, whoa, this is crazy. People yelling all the time. I didn't know what to do. Sorry I disappointed you. Sorry I disappointed you. Sorry I disappointed you. Fucking Robona. So then they get to Steve and Dan store, which I thought she was saying Steve and Dan. Dan.

It's Romona, you know. She's like Steve Dan. Which is a key to the story. Oh, fitting. Yeah. And more affordable for these ladies. They probably went to Chico's and got what they're really going home with because I doubt that they could afford this because Sonya walks right in.

She's like, aren't you cute, of course, to some. It's like, we know you're vagina works, Sonya. Okay. Congratulations. Aren't you cute? I'm fuckable. Is this chinchilla? I'm like you guys are real fancy what you eat your bagel bites Yeah, exactly you have to go all the way out to great and rectify it chinchilla and the best was the way the everyone all the people who work in the store Just like standing around like staring at them like oh my god my God. Today is the day where on Real House, as a New York Stephen Dad is making its moves. They're like, well, these ladies are tacky.

And where is Stephen Dan? They're like, we live on Long Island, okay? Yeah, so they're all like, you know, Ramona and Sonia are basically trying on different clothes, like they're in the zoo, you know, as in like, they're in the cage and all the workers are just staring at them like, look, real housewives in the flesh, in the wild.

So Sony is really becoming the comeback. That's so with Lisa Kadrow. She stares right into the camera. She's like, look at Ramona putting her sticky fingers all over everything. I guess Sony, that's a camera. It's taking your every move down. Could you stop staring into it, please? And I was like, my fingers are clean.

I wiped my fingers on that chin chilla, so they're clean now. It's like Ramona. So I'm looking for a rich boyfriend. Ramona has sticky fingers. And Ramona's like, I don't care. Sonya right now is ribbing me, OK? But she's just having fun.

And I'm having a great time. I've been great time. She's making me laugh. She's in a great mood, and you know what? I like it. This is their sonia. I like it.

And you know what? I like her right now. Now, excuse me up, like a salad. I'm not into Mexican food, so I'll pass on the chinchilla. Uh-uh. Meanwhile, cut to Sonia. She's dancing alone in the store,

going, Ramona, let's go bowling. What was that about? Ramona goes, I'm gonna go lesbian, just so I could be with you, cute little butt. And we can go bowling together, like two lesbos. We call it lesbolings. You know what I'm saying?

Let's go play softball. Let's go toss balls around and be sporty and then recite poetry. That's what lesbians do. Okay. I wish you says, aren't we out? Oh, I'm sorry, you wish what babe? No, no, I can say it after. So honey says, aren't we absolutely fab? And I'll say, you are absolutely fabulous. That was about two pathetic women thinking they're like the most fabulous things in the world. And treating everybody like, you know, like, oh my God. Oh, so rich.

Is that a tchala? Well, they eat, you know, bagel bites. Exactly. I was so hoping that Barb, aka Amanda's mom from Princesses Long Island, who worked at warehouse in Great Neck. I was so hoping she'd walk in with a bottle of wishbone dressing. Like, hi, girls. Do you find everything you need? Like the chinchilla? You know, guys, good, the chinchilla ranch. You

know who really gave the people a poor Newman. I may be Jewish, but I love my Italian dressings. Thanks, wishbone. God, I miss that. She says, love you, Barb. I know. I mean, we had amazing news this week that Project Runway is coming back to Bravo, which I think is great. Amazing.

I'm so excited. But I think we need Princesses Long Island to come back to. As long as Project Runways coming back, let's listen Quirai is back. I'll be at our Netflix, wait to drop the ball, brawl bow. So let's have some Princesses, okay? Okay, Princess Runway. Princess? I used to recap that over at TV Gaz and I used to do video recap.

I mean, I was obsessed with Project Runway and then it just got to be too much. So I've taken a nice long break and I cannot wait to recap that with you. We've never gotten to do that. We haven't. I'm so beyond excited because when it moved to Lifetime, I think I watched Warner Two Seasons when I was on Lifetime and then I just, I couldn't keep up. They were just like too much and I just, I lost't keep up, there were just like too much, and I just, I lost track, and I still watch here and there because, you know, Donald will watch it,

but I used to love Project Runway, and I'm like ready for it to be back in my life, even though Michael Cours is no longer on it. There's someone posted like a 10 minutes of Michael Cours being Michael Cours. Oh, so good. It was, yeah, I'm very, very excited to welcome that into the watcher crap ins

family of recaps so So but with that being said where the fuck is our princesses long island season two Well, you can't just kick Santa in the nets he gives you when he gets you Well, I think that Krampus would be delivering that one not Santa Yeah, we'll just have to go to the Bows of Hell to watch Princess of Long Island again with Krampus. So next up, we go to see Luan and head to Rector! Ben, he is our fellow TV Party app, original series, content creator.

He has a show on him also. The Rimmelowell us We saw him on TV party up. We were dang laughing. He's so funny People who are mad at Sonya right now just don't He's right because Sonya always winds up in shit like every other season Every other season she's in the shit. And last season she was like in a rare state of like not in the shit and people liked her

because she was like, I'm not drinking as much. And I'm now I'm lucid and now she's obviously drinking again. But she always comes back, why don't I like Sonya no matter what? Yeah, well she makes you kind of, she gives you plenty of reasons to hate her, but I just can't. I don't know why. She's so daffy, I mean she reasons to hate her, but I just can't. I don't know why.

She's so daffy. I mean, she's totally deluded, but you got to love her. Yeah. And I do. That I do. So Lu shows up to this meeting, this gorgeous restaurant above a, it's an appita tale. Like it's just all windows. It's just gorgeous.

Yeah. And he's like, hey girl. And she's like, well, I knew we were going to go Cabaret hopping tonight. So I wore goats There's a new song I want to sing for my next cabaret art is called good as gold Girls were good as gold Well now we're aiming just about as high as I think we should be a himi girl. Yes He's like where do we start? Where do we start? She goes well? I think for my friends all the time. I do dance music

You know it's me Donna summer rest in peace and I don't know There was a band from the late 90s called jellyhead. They had a song that I enjoyed the beagles Have you ever heard of who let the dogs out? Who who great dance song. I love to do Ed M. Wow, Ed M. I mean, he was my neighbor once and then he became a style of music and I do him constantly. I'm going to be opening up for something called Marshmallow.

I don't really understand how a Marshmello can sing a song, but apparently it does, and I'm opening for it. I'm opening for some gorillas. You know, gorillas have gotten fantastic with working in iPad. Oh, hold on one second, I still owe money to my driver. I took the Venga bus here. The Vengauss is coming. No, the vankabuss. Oh, Luan. He's like, oh, why just slap me? He's like, sorry, you're in the way of my macarena. Via tequepe, sucreia macarena. Okay. Bethany's like, me too. Me too. Me too. I too, me too. Now let's make this quick, I am meeting up with Labou shafederoards. So she's like, well, just a whole idea of national tour.

It scares me, I'm not going to lie. It scares me because that's what you should do it. And she's like, yes, I run towards things that scare me. Parking meters. Poor people, swamps, polic meters. Poor people. Swamps. Policeman. Bethany. Slimey. I was gonna say you can't talk Bethany and then you're like slumber.

Would you believe it girls? That was in the library and I saw this lady. She's reading a book. She's having a great time. I was like, hey girl, what are you reading? Is it something about dance music? My genre. And she was like, wow, she's reading a book look like she's having a great time. I was like hey girl. What are you reading? Is it something about dance music my genre and she was like whoa and she's a ghost Here's my one go with dance music make billy Murray smile for once You know what I always run towards taco Tuesday. What a scary meal And she tells us well I sang on Broadway once. I was like, the street. And afterwards, lies in the alley just looked at me like, girl. As in, girl, get out of my way. I'm trying to get into my taxi.

I was on the street, yes. Snack girl. Funny. And then she's like, well, you know, he gets like well, you know he gets well. You've been busy Yes, well, I've been buried in getting divorced. You know, this is my outlet I was like could you maybe flat on a check into the zoom buff. I Always thought Woodbury commas was my outlet, but this is instead get it a little cabaret humor there Cabaret I played bravo. I mean I played Broadway otherwise known as That's the wrong theme song I'm doing a cover of it in my new act. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

That's the thing. Oh Riley's. A lot of hearts. One eight hundred double cars for kids. Don't hate your kids today. Who lay? That's how we got Noel, his car. Awesome Ben's like, you're married to me now.

She's like, oh Ben, he knows everybody in the business. He's got my back and he knows everybody is going to make the success really strict anybody. Now that's the goal. I mean, would you believe it? He has his own show on TV party app. So, um, he's like, well, can you sing something? He's like, I don't want you to sing something fancy.

I just want you to sing, can you just sing happy birthday? Like something real simple, I just want to hear your voice. Nothing special. She's like, well, well, you're lucky as it turns out, I sing this at least once a year to myself. And just recently in the Hamptons, I got to sing it to Bethany. So here we go. Hit it, boys. Three, two, one. Happy birthday. recently in the hand and I got to sing a debaththiny so here we go hit it boys three two one happy birthday

you you you clutching your cheeks in my hands and he goes happy birthday you Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes, yes, yes, everything you're all up. He was so fucking funny while she's singing this. They're like right in each other's faces. She's caressing his face.

He's just a gas, like you said. It was, I was dying. It was like the happy version of that time when Luan and Bethany got into a fight at the Berkshire's when they got right into each other's faces and Luan was like, you're a slot, you're a slot and Bethany got into her face and shook her head like, what else you got, what else you got? It was like that, but the happy, sweet happy birthday version. And this then guy was killing me

because he's so shady, but he's smiling and so she's like, oh, that was just Ben being a gay, you know, or whatever, because he was saying so many shitty things and I was dying. She goes, well, Billy Stritch would be ideal. I mean, he goes, well, he did just get off tour with Tony Bennett and you and Tony

think it's the same key. No. And he goes, well, he goes, I don't think the voice even matters, which is aroslo shit. But the good news is, I think you actually have a great voice, you know, for an Oscar, the grouch impersonator. Zing! It's like, I love you.

I'm booing on the whole wall. Yeah, they had a weird moment that like kissed each each other and she's like let's do it again Like okay, let's go to Puerto Rico They're kicking about I know Puerto Rico sounds less painful than this Yeah Yeah, I would actually agree this is something that I was like But he's like, yeah, it's all right, you know like they don't have like just he had it on plumbing Everyone is

But at least I'm not listen to the wind sing okay Hey, I ran out of gift cards, but I'm doing you the favor of not playing USCD of the wind singing So Bethany, you know, she has a charity. She has skinny girl. She has skinny jeans She has all this stuff and so now she's gonna produce a new show called after dark and Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah, it's like dark. It's like literally dark. It's like literally like literally. There's no light. Okay. Puerto Rico after dark is so dark. It's like they say there's no light, but then when you see there's no light. It's like there's no light. It's like fundamental observations by Bethany Frankel. Yeah, and Duranda's like, oh, they have a place like. Yeah, I'm doing this like oh they have a flashlight People so she's like here's a taco bug eff certificate. Here's some rings once a taco once his bell have fun Yeah, and they just she just you know, it was nice I mean she gets people are crying in their arms. I mean

God it must have just been a horrific situation my friends families in Puerto Rico and they didn't get God, it must have just been a horrific situation. My friends, families in Puerto Rico, and they didn't get power until like, what, like a month or two ago. I mean, I go without power for two days, and I'm already like clawing at the walls, you know, because I just have like immense, immense, like, first world privilege.

So I can't even imagine going six months without power. Like, how to, I couldn't check my social media. I couldn't like, you know, obviously it's way worse than that. I'm making a joke. Okay, everyone just calm down. Okay? No, but honestly, just basing necessities, food, bathing, etc. I mean, horrific. No. No. Randy was like, what is wrong with you? Because it goes from Luan to this, and I'm like, oh my god, hey, when I get sad, please stop. Yeah. I'm like, we're out. So then, it was a nice moment.

And I actually didn't think of anything. Whatever, regardless of what people think about Bethany, I think she was doing, actually, I think she really did some great work. And she said that people were saying, the some lady came up and was like, you're the first person from the States that's come here. And she was like, you know, I'm getting that a lot.

Like, and I don't think she was saying that to pat herself on the back. She was really saying like, a lot of people here, whatever the money, this money, I don't think she was saying I had to pat herself on the back. She was really saying like a lot of people here, whatever the money, this money, it's not getting to them because they keep saying we're not getting anything. And so whatever you think about Bethany, you know, my friend Leah once said something that I thought was so wise, you know,

someone was, this back in college, so someone was bemoaning the fraternity system. Because you know, whenever something goes wrong with the fraternity people say, but we do so much charity, you know? And people are like, that's just to make themselves look good. And it's like, well, you know, whether it's to make yourself look good

or whether it comes from a sincere place. At the end of the day, the Wheel of Chair ramp got built, you know? So who the fuck cares with the intentions? And so here, it's like, you can say whatever you want, but at the end of the day, these people all got a little bit of cash to help them get by. So you know what? Who are we?

Who are we to judge? Oh, well, we'll get to that. Actually, you can be a charitable asshole. Okay. There is doing good while still being an asshole in other parts of your life. But yes, for now in this scene, yes. So like she's, and that's always the thing with Bethany. We were talking about it last week, like when she had a discussion with Durinda, I was prepared

to be hating on Bethany for hours. And I was like, actually, she handled that with great sensitivity. So then it's like back to team Bethany, and then it's back, you know, it's so much. I have become actually very team Bethany of the season. I mean, I've always liked Bethany even when she's driven me nuts,

but I am feeling like I am seeing signs of old school Bethany this season sort of like rooting for the underdog, that kind of thing, which maybe it's calculated on her part. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. Okay. Well, my favorite part of this scene is at the end, they're together with all the people

who have been helping with, you know, passing out the gift cards and stuff and Dorin is like, you know, will I never will here again? I could never. You know what people say? I could never, which I think she means like I just can't. Yeah. Um, but she's like, you'd be surprised what you could do. So then she's like, all right, everybody. I'm going to give you a kiss and you pass it on. Yeah. So I was like, I could never do that. Actually, I don't think I could pass on a different guess. Yes, you can.

I think there's also like a little bit of privilege that it's sort of funny talking about privilege when you're talking about charitable giving, but when she says like you, like you in terms of being able to give a week of your time to volunteer and be charitable, I actually do think there's a little bit of privilege in that because some people really can't give up a week of work. You know, like you just, you want to be able to be charitable wherever you can, but you just can't, you know, like you are like scrapping to get by. So there is, like it's all like, you know, it's easy if you are the lady of the Upper East Side to be like, you what you can give and maybe that's really who she was talking to which is different but like some people some people can't so I don't know my privilege meter was going up I like that that's where my privilege meter goes off

like it's an entire episode entire series about privilege but that one I'm like wait a second everyone stop yeah there was a lot because you know they're talking about this horrible charity and then it gets to join the sitting in front of a beautiful, you know grand piano and like a gorgeous mansion apartment or whatever, but what are you supposed to do just be poor while you're being charitable? It always reminds me. Did you ever see everybody that says I love you? It was a movie musical. It was a Woody Allen movie musical and Goldie Hahn plays this like bleeding heart liberal New Yorker and she just like she just gets like a guy out of jail like it was like Tim Roth I think and she's just like he's fully a criminal and she's just like this upper-side lady who's just like we have

to do so much I don't know why I thought about that yes it's not like Durin does being like you know no but it's like a real housewives thing thing. Because their real housewives is all about doing charity. You know, all the ladies are always like doing charity parties and stuff like that. And they look fabulousy rich. Yeah. Let's face it, it's time for commercial break. I'm sorv-y, I'm sorv-y. If we don't take one, it's gonna be very day-class set.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So did you watch the coupon cabin commercial? This time I did, because we forgot to talk about it entirely last week. Oh my god It was so funny. Do you think it was written like this or do you think it was really that much of a shit show? I think it was a real shit show because we could see that they couldn't they couldn't act they can't act normally like that I think that they were like you know it let's just change the direction of this commercial because it's not working I thought it was funny. It was funny. They're all in an elevator.

And the boyfriends were in back. Well, except John, he's on the side. But Darynda's like, well, he's really, really intense. He's like, cause it's pain. Hey, yeah, John's like, she didn't have a job. And her boyfriend was shopping is her job. And then she's like, wait, wait wait I can't do this you guys

Yeah, she's like I need to have the motivation behind my character like Shopping is my job am I a personal shopper or do I just have to shop because I'm am I trying to get away from something in my life guys I'm fat girls finally like you aren't cash back back you earn cash back you're done Then finally the the the answer is like making a commercial with your the real housewives or whatever And their boyfriends is hard, but coupon cabin is easy. I was like, you know what? I like that. I like what they do with that. Yeah. Being stuck in an elevator with John is hard. You can do anything. He's like anyone else you're getting moist in this elevator. It's like, John.

The ones who smell the dough, but so over in a restaurant, um, I don't know. I grew up as Ramona would say. My goo. in a restaurant. I don't know my goo as Ramona would say. So Ramona the first line of this is Ramona going oh my god this is so jammy. I remind that I had to rewind so many parts this scene because they were talking over each other much like this podcast so many times and it was so dense with information this scene. I just so I went over that one I said did she say this is so jammy? Yeah, oh did you hear jammy or did you know?

Jammy her wine and they went like oh is that good? She's it's $600 okay? Okay, I'll have some oh I was like a glass that please Speaking of $600 wine. I was pretty Rico bet. He's like no, I don like a glass that please. Speaking of $600 wine, how was Puerto Rico? Beth is like, no, I don't want to tell you. Doretta can tell you her experience. Like, that's not what's important here. What's important here is what the time that she'll see her with her boyfriend.

Tinsley. Yeah, and you know what's funny is I thought they'd be like, no, no, no, no, tell us about Puerto Rico. We really want to know. It's like, okay. So we had like a really great time and he took me away. And then like he got me another like month of the hotel room and I was like Why is she on the floor? I was just refueling it cuz I was so surprised

Man, we have our complimentary appetizer She's on the floor again on the floor so I'm just like her boyfriend probably bought that Her boyfriend probably bought this restaurant. So Sony actually shows up. And so she's sitting at the end. They've got basically like three little circle tables pushed together, which by the way, I hate that. I don't know why. I hate when circle tables are pushed together.

You know, it's like kind of forcing people to have their backs half turned to each other. Yeah, and you don't have all the room. It's like eating dinner off of a coffee table is something else I really dislike. I like my food to be at a higher elevation. But yeah, circle tables pushed together. I'm like, oh, how do you guys not have rectangles, you know?

Yeah, especially when Sony is there. She needs to feel special, look. I Sony walks in and she's like, oh, look at me at the end of the table again. Well, I guess I'm getting used to it. Well, actually someone else, I forget who it was, but someone's like, oh, you're at the end. And she's like, yeah, look at me at the end. And they're like, why is Sonia

always talking about how she's at the end of the table? I'm like, you are the ones who pointed out first, whoever you, whoever said it. I think it was Carol and Tinsley. Probably. So then Carol and Tinsley are at the other end of the round tables, which I guess aren't really ends, but they're at the other part of the circle. And they're like, oh, I thought she was going to have a boyfriend or who who she did. Oh, Sonya said I'm dating a do guy everybody. Yeah, and bad things like the one from the You know the one for 24 hour fitness or whatever she said. Yeah, and then I'm so sorry. I can help my notes are ridiculous. I can help. I thought she was with francey. Well, no, okay. So yes someone Okay, so someone says about friendship

Tinsy said was like, oh, I thought you was the rock on friendship and Carl's like well Franchie apparently his contract expired and then there's like making caddy little quips down in the corner like laughing at Sonya And I also want to add another thing is that when Sonya said that when she was like, I'm I was at the end and then Carol's like Okay, like relax, all right like the end is like a foot away from the beginning of the table. I'm like, yeah, but like, yes, of course you're all in earshop, but we all know when there's like a cluster of women all like literally around one of the circles.

And then Sonya stuck at the third circle. She's like the only resident of the third circle to the point where they're like, you can get rid of the third circle, you know? Like, yes. She's at the end of the circles, okay? Yeah, it's the Sonya's of Kit-Tan I think the single is a bridge to the wool town. Yeah, she built her settlement on the desert by accident or they forced to build her settlement

Everyone took all the red numbers everyone built on the eights and the six is and Sonia was left with like a Nine and a two and an eleven and she's like, I guess I'll take this one. I'm like two wheat and a stone. So why is the dice shaped like that? I shut up son. They're always putting the robber on Sonya. So he's handsome, I don't mind. I'm dating a robber girls. So anyway, so back to that.

So they're making quips about Frenchie and Sonya and being really obnoxious at that end of the table. Yeah, they're being cady, cady, cady. They don't look at her, they just talk to each other. Now here's where this show, again, tricks you. Because let's not forget what Sonia was just saying. She just walked with Durand and was like, her boyfriend pays for anything.

She doesn't do anything. She probably didn't even buy me that gift. She was like, no, no, no. Sonia's horrible. Sonia's sweet and nice when she wants to be, but she's fucking awful. And then we're supposed to feel bad for Sonya, which I did.

I mean, I fall for it every time. Yeah, every time. I always fall for it. Because there's something like win some about her, you know? Yes. And Carol and Tensley just don't pull off the mean girl thing. It's just mean.

It's not fun. It's just gross. Because there's something, there's something about someone like venting to a friend in like being like, well, you know, her friend does, you know, like someone gossiping and rumor mongering, it's like not a nice thing to do,

but there's something that's like up front and nasty about like whispering about someone right in front of them. That's like more hurtful. It's like malicious. It's like, I want to make you actively feel bad right now and feel left out, which one thing is not necessarily worse than the other, but I feel like it makes me feel more empathetic to Sonya. Yeah.

I mean, even Bethany's feeling, even Bethany's feeling sympathy and is Bethany. Yeah. Oh my God. I feel bad for Sonya. She's like bucktoothed at the end of the table. Bethany's feeling, even Bethany's feeling sympathy, and is Bethany? Yeah. Oh my God, I feel bad for Sonya. She's like bucktoothed at the end of the table. You have a cash card, Sonya. But she, yeah, she's just like, Bethany's just like staring at Carol intensely and not having it. And Sonya's like feeling, of course, really left out.

Because basically, she's like, Sonya's now doing the victim thing, which is like, well, I brought her to this group of friends, and now we're not even friends anymore. And so Bethany, she does what she did, what was it like last week or two weeks ago, when she basically is like, oh, let me clarify your storyline for you, Sonia, I'll say it for you. And she's like, I just realized.

So, she was at the bottom, and she brought in New York, and she's staying in your house, and you're interested with this friend group, and then through this friend group, she meets a guy, and then the guy was Serof, and now you don't talk anymore. That would frustrate me Yeah, you're not here to fight for me because Carol's totally ignoring me now that she likes to be better You're fighting for yourself. Okay, here's why

Yeah, Bethany also will aim a weapon as somebody she doesn't like which is kind of what she's doing Yeah, this is like never forget how Bethany treat treat this Sonya. I will never forget exactly I mean, but again Bethany has, tree bisonia, I will never forget. Exactly. But again, Bethany has history of lashing out and then being like, whoa, I was crazy. Although Bethany also does have a history of losing best friends. So there's so much, there's so many facets. But either way, it's funny, I almost feel like her having this like faux epiphany of like, well, I just realized why you're mad because she came into your, you brought her into the scoop and now she's left you, which is like, yeah, that was like what all of last season was.

She's just basically trying to give herself on camera some like higher ground to then go in on Tinsley and Carol. Yeah, and then so Bethany turns to Sonia and basically does it for her. Yeah, because she's like, look, like Sonia, like says literally kuku crazy stuff, but like when you came here, it seems like he came here and you were at the bottom. And Carol's like, yeah, emotionally, you know what, Carol, I'm talking to her. I'm talking to her. She goes, I just said emotionally, God.

Well, like, what do you think? Wait, wait, you thought I was meant like she's at the bottom universe? Like, of course, emotionally. Like, what, what's going on, Carol? What do you think? I'm you thought I was meant like she's at the bottom of the universe? Of course, of course. What's going on, Carol? What do you think? I'm saying she's under Billy Ocean. What the hell do you think I'm talking about? You think she's like Robby and Casino?

She's like one of the oceans? What is this ocean's eight? Was oceans the 11, like, five minutes ago, seriously? What do you think she's like Sandra Bullock or something? Like in the new oceans, like, Lady Oceans? Oh my God, can we take a moment to say, I love you Sandra Bullock? Okay, of course anytime anytime you ever want to do that I love Sandra Bullock This is like or like 91 when I saw her in like whatever it was like love potion number not

I have been early Sandra Bullock adopter love her in love with her want to be here can't be here always will try Love you love you if you ever want to come on the podcast sandy Hey Sandra Bullock, I will never hurt you. We will never hurt you. I love you, Sam. You know what the best part is? Is that like, it's so easy. You could probably do this podcast while you are sleeping. Got it?

No. Yes, I'll be Peter Gallagher because I'm obsessed with eyebrows. I'll be Bill Pullman because I'm obsessed with lying in a coma. Also, yeah, I do have a hospital bed. So I should be the one in the coma. Isn't Peter Gallagher the one in the coma? Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was pretending.

Yeah, she was pretending she was married to Peter Gallagher who was in a coma. And she falls for Bill Pullman? Yes, she's wrong. I don't know. He caught her or something. Who knows? Yeah, well, she falls for Bill Pullman. He caught her or something. He knows. Yeah, it was something. Well, she fell for Bill for Peter Gallagher, but then she starts to

develop a real relationship with Bill Pullman. Yeah. Yeah. Seems backwards. Right. But that's what makes Sandra Bullock great because she's Sandra Bullock. She could do backwards things and make them work. Let's get Billy's stretch. So, so yes, so Tinsley's like, alright alright. So, I was in the bottom emotionally, yes, and I think it's, and socially, and then the wing goes, and socially, and Beth was like, and reputationally, yes, yes, yes! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Just like, calling on, you were just terrible. I mean, you were basically like, gum on the bottom of all of our shoes. I mean, let's. It's true, Tinsley. It's true.

It's like when I'm sitting at a table just a little bit short and I walk away with gum on my Nantinsley. Just say it. You're basically like a standard small mattress on a giant bed spring as opposed to all of us who are a queen mattress on a king. What am I talking about? The wind? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So Tim seems like, where is this coming from? Bethany is picking on me. Well, yeah, and Sonia is like, well, she told me she had no friends and needed help.

And then Tim is like, Sonia, a lie again. And Bethany was like, she didn't lie. she didn't lie, she didn't say anything. She's like, she just said something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it didn't care, like, play fair. And Bethany goes, no, he has what she said. She said that she said that she's had no friends. She said that she didn't say that you had no friends.

She said that you had said that you had no friends. It's like it was like so, like I was like, what? I was just like, you said you had no friends. It's like, well, it's like a Bethany puzzle, where she just, she's one of those animals that just confuses you before they kill you, just so you'll stop writing. You know, she said, she said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, and you're missing your face. Yeah, she's like an angler fish, the little light, you're like, huh, what? Huh? Yeah. And then so the middle of all this because now Tinsy's getting worked up. She's like, it's not fair and then finally people are like, let's keep our voices down.

I'm like, shush, shush, shush, shush. Carol does that annoying shushing. Did you notice the way she's shushed? She isn't annoying Shusher. She like flaps her hands a little bit and she goes, okay, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. I'm like, shush! Yeah, I don't like the way she's just everyone. But Carol's being an asshole in the scene, but then she's trying to stick up for Tinsley and Bethany's trying to stick up for Sonia, which I mean is herself and Carol's basically fighting passive, passive league recipe against Bethany for herself.

And it's just classic housewives because they all just start talking to each other. I'm dying. Brandy's just looking at me like, what are you doing with your life? Yeah, it was so good. And she goes, I don't know what's up. Bethany has to jump in to spin some your story again. And there's no story there. It's just mean girl gossip. Excuse you. Yeah. Come on. So then they start finding about streaming about making too much noise and Carol's like, we've all screamed before. Bethany, you're a screamer, you have to admit, you're a screamer. She's like, you know what?

Here's what I'm gonna scream about. You always defend person, say next to you. Like, whoever's next to you, you're gonna defend them. Maybe not Lewean. Excuse me, I can defend myself. Three, two, one, defending myself. I can do it myself, deaf music. Don't say me when it's you who's doing it.

Two, three, four. Six, seven, eight. What's after eight? Is this in two, four, four, four, four, or three, four? Anyone? Run away, run away, run away to save your life. That's the ass music from the real McCoy. Dancing on my own here I am a

Lou in the corner for you to miss a dancer it's a something cancer it's the holidays after all I'm a dancer, dancer, dancer. Like sit down, the man. And Ramona, meanwhile, I was like, Jamie is jamming. Very jamming. It's not like she only gets jamming. You'll jamming. So yeah, so Bethany and Carol basically start to squabble. And Sony is like, so the ladies are like,

you have a quiet, you have a quiet, you started it. You started it. And then the sun goes, well, all I wanted was a text saying, thanks for cleaning your room. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Now, suddenly, somebody like pulls back and she just wants a little bit of that.

But then, so then, Tinsley's like, she's having a tantrum. She's like, this is such bullshit. This is such bullshit. And the wind just goes, think about it, think about it. Yeah. And then, and then, and then, Carole Yang goes, Bethany, you yell more than anyone. And Tinsie's like, I've tried to be grateful. I've tried to be very grateful. And Mona goes, well, get people eating. And Tinsie goes, it's a loud restaurant.

I'm just like, and this is all happening all at once. And the way I'm like, well, I mean, polite people don't raise their voices like that. So, and he's like, I just wanted to text and then Cara goes, oh be quiet, so, and yet, but she goes, oh yeah, what, you're gonna be up for her? You're gonna be up for Tensey now, huh? Are you up for Tensey? She goes, I just told you to be quiet, that's in me, God, why are you coming for me, get off my jack? Which I don't know she's using best in these lines

against her. Well, she's being like, I think, but then she does it again in her blog and it's like, Carol, you're she's being lying. I think, but then she does it again in her blog, and it's like, Carol, you're just reminding people that you can't really pull this off. Well, I mean, she's basically using her words against her, although it is kind of funny, because Beth and you're saying you don't have your own voice.

But then, so they keep telling Tensley to be quiet, and she's like, I don't know what else to do. How else do I get my point across? The man goes, well, you could talk without yelling. Which I just love when the countess reappears. She's like, goes from, like, the cabaret countess goes away and countess countess comes back, you know? Yes, and it's Luar and Ramona, who are in agreement.

Which Ramona is hilarious, because Ramona is a remonstre. You know, we all know. And it's like, there's something here. And Ramona goes, anger. It's anger. Yes. Anger. It's really sad, there's something here. And Romana goes, anchor. It's anger. It's just, yes. Anger. It's really sad actually.

Really sad actually. Very sad. We're not good anywhere. It's good. We're not good anywhere in terms of, yeah, circles. Yeah. Well, but most importantly, the most important thing is that Bethany says, listen, I love you.

We're good friends, okay? But you have a pattern. I love you too. Whatever. stop yelling so here's the thing You have a pattern of whether it's me or Heather but tinsley you like you don't take your own thing and the wind just goes It's I put cheers her ropes and then carol goes I'm right or die honey. I'm a great friend. Okay, you know what? I said that already I said that You talk so much. It's like a marathon. Ha-la.

Yes, you just saw that from, you saw that from Heather. So next up is Carol Huggin' some lady in office. That's what I wrote. Carole Cosmo. Collatin Magazine. Yeah, she, there's a lady named Michelle and Carol speaks so much about Michelle. I was actually thinking that she was going to be a new friend of, but this show doesn't

really have friend of because the main women are already so much. So yeah, Carol's at Cosmo and she's wearing a black dress with like this. Did you see how this like strip that was cut out of it? Like a cutout that was like this narrow strip. It looked like like a bond bell cheese thing when you pull when you pull on the tab and pull the wax strip off. It looks like someone did that to Carol's dress.

It's just no cheese inside Carol ever. You know that she's like never ever gonna eat a piece of cheese. Yeah, it's she's like reverse bond bell. You're like, oh wait, this isn't as fun. It's called fashion of a last summer. You'll like last summer I'm going for bond bell chic. Yeah, so she's there because she hasn't written in a few years and she's maybe gonna start doing a monthly article and she's saying how she could write her me to story and like how she once was like propositioned by a guy who's like if you rub my netples I'm gonna come so yeah sometimes yeah she goes how long

does it have to be when he goes a page and she goes that that's it. Maybe it should be called, there's not much on my mind. Buh! Buh! Buh! Could you please stop yelling thank you. Buh! Buh! So Brandy, oh Brandy, oh I'm sorry Brandy my friend she goes, this is not my city.

I don't know where the fuck these people are living. I've never seen, where are any places? Like she's screaming at the TV because next we go to another fancy ass restaurant. She's like, God, I poor. Like she's having, Brandy's having a breakdown on the end of the catch. And it's drinking, bezzling, having a lint. Yeah, they're having lunch. And first they're like remembering Puerto Rico and Drin just like, yeah, you know, Puerto Rico, it really changed my mindset, you know I used to wake up and drink coffee with the newspaper, but now I just sit I Just wash my mind unless she starts tapping her temple

My you know what I slept you day that's a Puerto Rico. Yeah, slept it off girl Yeah, exactly that's because you were wasted the entire time Yeah, so that's because you were wasted the entire time So she's like I Yeah, you want to know what happened dinner she said I said they said they said Sony a portion Tensy when stop yelling car was like yelling with everyone's yelling It was jamming in there and then you know, you know, Sony a game of Tensy had like up and you know Tensy just needs to give son you like up. I mean god else. She's got a Lex up on her own You know enough, but maybe it's time for Sony to stop lifting your legs up on her own and get a leg up from someone else like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm throat, it's like, why are you jumping down my throat after I jumped down the throat? Like I'm the one who jumped that throat. Like I'm the only throat person.

Like literally, like if you jumped down my throat, like honestly, just like, just stay there. Just stay there and suffocate me so I can just die. Just come here right now. Oh, by the way, have I ruined anybody else here? Oh, let's ruin Adam. Okay. Well, like before that,

we had our appetizers. Right. Before that though, Bethany is like talking about the Carol thing about like, you know, like she doesn't have her own identity. Like, like have your own identity. Have your own, have your own argument, you know, like she doesn't have her own identity. Like, have your own identity. Have your own argument, you know? Like, please don't jump at everyone else's argument.

I'm like, you realize that you jumped into a Sony's argument with Tinsley, right? Like, yeah. This whole conversation is about you fighting for Sonya. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, so now Adam, now the Adam part. Okay, so, Jorinda's like, well, do you think? Oh, Jorinda's Carol.

Jorinda's like, you think it takes you relationship with you? And it's like, what, you you think? Oh, Durin this Carol. Durin is like, you think it takes you relationship girl? And she's like, what, you know what? I'm the Deepam Puerto Rico, which I just thought was a funny way to say it. I'm Deepam Puerto Rico. It's like seriously, get more shallow Puerto Rico. So she starts talking about Adam. She's like, I asked Adam to be a part of this journey as a photographer. And I emailed and he said, what's a cop?

What's a cop? And in this process and journey, like, no one's asking, what's a cop? What's a cop? And in this process in journey, like, no one's asking, what's a cop? What's a cop? You know, like, there's people, there's nurses to teachers that don't know how to talk. I mean, he has to talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk I don't think it's actually the most horrifying thing in the world like it may have been like a little tone-duff of him Like it's a charity thing and everyone's donating and then he's asking for money But I also think that like

It's reasonable for him to say if there's any money involved, you know And then like Bethany was like no that's not and he's like okay Well like he basically was like I can't do it because I can't I can't take off a week of work Which is kind of gets back to what we're saying before I mean because I can't take off a week of work, which is kind of gets back to what we're saying before. I mean, sort of, because I don't, is Adam working so hard with the photography that like he can't take it.

I mean, he's working, you know, he has a fucking career. Well, Carol's, but Carol's blog is scathing. I don't know if you've had a chance to see anything to see. But whoa, Carol is really just going there in her, in her bravo blogs, if you guys aren't reading them and go read it. But basically she's coming after Bethany

for even matching, she's like, has one of your best friends ever asked your boyfriend to go to Houston before they even told you, yeah, that happened, but that's next week for now. Adam works and he started his own charity building houses in Nicaragua and you know, going on saying like he's already doing charity. He does all this stuff all the time and to be calling out, you know, somebody is just not cool. It's like charity

shame me somebody. Yeah. And you're not the only buddy who's the only person who's ever done anything ever lady. Yeah, I can only imagine like the thing that must have set off Bethany was maybe the candor of his texts or whatever, but I just don't think it's like the end of the world if you ask someone like Adam, you know, hey, can you like shoot this and then he's like, is there any money in it and no, okay, I'm sorry, I can't do it. Like the only way I think it would rub someone the wrong way,

well maybe Bethany is thinking like, hey, I'm Bethany, Frankl and this is a good opportunity for you because who are you in this world, Adrian Maloof, and he was basically turning down an opportunity to like, you know. Well, she's also saying, do you want to come take pictures of me giving money to people? It's not like she's saying,

do you want to go give out gift cards and he's saying, how much are you going to pay me? She's asking someone for their service, you know, which is different. And Carol also said, and God, I can't believe I'm even standing up for Carol. I feel so weird. The Carol also said, um, Adam couldn't go because he had work, but then of course, Beth, they paid a photographer to go with her and you can catch all of herself. He's on her Instagram. It's like, likes, but she's got a point, you know,

I feel like she's totally got a point. Yeah, and she's really just using this to be an Asshole because she's mad at Carol and it's like now she's using the charity against people and it's not cool You shouldn't be talking about how much people gave you at all anyway. Mm-hmm. Who gave who didn't give you know She's just using it like an asshole. It's like she's used she's doing a good thing But she's being a dick about it in her personal life. Right, no, I agree. My opinion. Yeah, I agree. I think, I think, and also, by the way,

I also have to say this, I mean, I think we all are fully, you know, like obviously what happened in Puerto Rico is and what continues to happen there is like terrible. But I also fully believe that just because this, this is a cause that Bethany feels very, very strong about, doesn't mean that therefore everyone else has to feel the same strength about. It's not to take away what's gone on in there,

but it's like he just also may not have wanted to go to Puerto Rico for a week, you know? And like, like sure that would have been the noble thing to do, but like maybe he just didn't want to go, maybe just didn't want to do it. Like that's, that's a reasonable thing, you know, like, she's attacking him on national TV to go after Carol, and it's just kind of a dick move, you know. So she's like, well, you know, you don't need to say everything you feel, okay? It's like when your mom doesn't know your boyfriend, and it's like PR, but, you know, it's

like Puerto Rico, you know, we've just been on different pages. I can't say things to her about Adam, but I told her, like and it's like PR but you know it's like Puerto Rico you know we've just been on different pages I can't say things to her about Adam but I told her like he's an operator you know and she said well everyone's an opportunist an operator and that's called being a good business person you know I just don't know I just don't know okay yeah so now he's just a user because you're mad at Carol so during the cuz you think you're like different and that thing goes pages run different he's right here for it and Beth thinks he goes, pages, we're on different pages. And she goes, like robes. Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, and the she makes her fingers go in different directions.

Yes, yes. Yeah. You can think of anything like, you know. By the way, I'm also not going to discredit Bethany's instinct for saying that Adam is an operator. Do you like how I'm doing this? I'm playing both sides because I think it's also totally feasible that Adam is an operator or whatever she means by that, you know.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I would have no idea. I think they'd be fairly ever seeing Adam. I just think that I just think I don't have an opinion on Adam. I just think that's really a dick move to be railing on someone's boyfriend on national TV just because he's your man at your friend. And it's so Bethany to be get that dark, you know. And then she's

like, well, I just think that, you know, maybe Tinsley and Tinsley and Carol have more in common now because like Tinsley, just like Tinsley, Carol's not married. She doesn't have kids and she doesn't have a career. So I'm like, oh, the shade just came out. You see, I'm not mad at that. She goes, well, Carol has a book party coming up. It's not for anything she wrote. It's for death. Yeah, that would be happening. I actually really enjoyed Bethany going

for the jugular with the shade. I don't know, I just, I do. I don't think that she is right for, I'm not even right. I just, I think she made a mound out of a molehill over Adam, but the shade is wonderful. I'm here for it. Hello, yeah, that's why we watch it.

Yeah, so now we go to Sonya at home. Sonya, we're at the townhouse, and Sonya was looking at a cushion, she finds a stain, and she's like, oh, this is from Pickles, I was like, oh my God, memories of Pickles, immortalized in a stain on the couch. Time-up getting. She finally just shrunk pickles into like a little tiny head or something. It's like, what is that bodily fluids?

That's a huge stain. What did pickles do? What did pickles, why was it not fixed all these years? It's so sony. So Ramona and Luke come over and Sony's like, girls, I just want to get this place rented. I cleaned everything. I mean, they show all of her nasty shit again. Yeah, she's a little way I'm like, well, I'm elated. That's Sony is finally doing something about leaving your townhouse. It's happening. Hallelujah. Three, two, one. I'm moving out of the townhouse. I'm moving up to apartments. I'm moving sideways into a cabaret to dance the night away 321 hit a voice Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah Lululu. Hallelujah. Can't say how to do you without Lou. Hey, yeah, hallelujah. Hey, yeah.

Hey, neighbor, lend me some sugar. So, son, you're like, I invited you guys to help me paint the patio furniture. I got hats, gloves, roller trays, rubber throws, different different shoes, goggles, just by furniture, just by new furniture. I know, and the wind goes, oh my gosh, are we actually getting into worker suits? Would you believe it, girls? Dress like a common worker. And they showed the common workers on the building next to them, just laughing down

with them. They're watching the idiots, just crouching up. So they have to, like, they're gonna be painting these chairs, doing some touchups, making them look nice. And so Ramona, they're getting into these suits, and I was like, whoa, look at this. My crotch is so low, and Luian's like, well, my face just ratchets. Well, that's because you're a loom man. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, and blankers because I'm tall baby and I'm gonna go say yeah like a man

what did you think about that fight of a goo I was blinded by that restaurant blinded by my goo my goo my lady my goo. I'm sorry. I don't dance song to Well, Tensey could be a little grateful and she goes oh well backly said the Carol is a pop-up And I don't think the Carol is a pop-up and the man's like well, you know her life did come 360 I'm gonna go no that's when it goes all the way around you mean 180 whatever I'm just a man a tall man who doesn't have to worry about getting things wrong because it's white male privilege that's me and the way I just don't want to be the bad guy yeah and the way I go as well you know it tinsley she came here she came she came out from being arrested right and then music was

She came here, she came, she came out from being arrested, right? And then the music goes, Ling! Like, it was their little chime of foreshadow. You up like your turn. It's like five minutes until your turn, gay lady. And then they start painting and they go, Oh, wow, look at this paint. It's amazing. It covers up the birdcrap and everything. Wow, who'd have thought paint actually covers up other things?

It's got this bird bird poop chips coming off of that whoever is so unlucky enough to run that. So just like, yes, bird poop as she like, like by the way the toilet's not working anymore. It's blackberry in there for three years. Just paying over it. She's trying to paint the water in the toilet. Okay, so Carol is up next at this charity event for Duffy. Karen Duffy of Dumb and Dumber. Also, Gina Davis's twin.

Was like Gina Davis, is that you? She looks like younger Gina Davis to me, personally. Yeah, so Carolyn and Duff, are they've been friends for years and years and years and Duff wrote a book about chronic pain or whatever. And then they're wrapping bracelet flasks. They're just so perfect for chronic pain. Yeah, exactly.

So they're there and then Luana Ramona show up and they're like knocking and I guess there's some sort of bouncer or whatever and Luana's like, Luana Ramona show up and they're like knocking and I guess there's some sort of bouncer or whatever and Luana's like Luana Ramona! Luana Ramona! We're here! The dance party's here! Like wow what a great charity in Ramona is like is there a cop check? Let's face it I'm still standing here with my coat on. Are you cop check?

Are you? I are you I'm sorry I'm sorry, but if I were to ever tell my best friend slash daughter Avery to come to this party She's like mom. I'm sorry. I can't come because there's no coat check. It's just rude this day class Say I'm sorry. I'm sorry Okay So yeah, she's checking her coat and So then she's starting immediately in trouble because she's remembering, you know.

So she goes up to Carol. She's like, oh my God, have you ever gotten a check on your coat? It's crazy. My coat just paid the check for lunch at the goop. Oh, why the wait? I told the girls, you have a voice now. And I love it. I love it.

I love it. You have a voice. I voted for you on the voice. So good. Watch this. I'm facing this way And I'm swiveling over this way. I just swiveled in my chair to look at your voice. I Want you on my team Stand tall they stand proud. Just face that carrot calling out lap. Okay. What did you say? I?

Just saved you you just got the Alicia keys safe Here's what I wanted to say about your song. It was tuning in tune. Okay. Think about it, Tuna. If you want to beat in tune, the Ramona is like, yes, I love it. You have a voice, you have teeth, and a throat. And I bet you say, Wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa wawa Now now now and Bethany said you're a puppet of Heather, okay? And then the puppet of me and then the puppet of Tinsley I'm like Ramona's bad grammar is amazing three times in a row like that I also like how she says Tinsley she goes tinsley. Yeah, Tinsley. You're the puppet of Tinsley Tinsley. Yeah, Tinsley. You have a puppet. Tinsley.

Carobus. Tinsley. Tinsley. That Which part? Tinsley that you have teeth or that somebody's a puppet of I think she is the word puppet. She may have called you a Hua. I'm not sure. Maybe a Hua puppet. I don't know. Maybe a Marionette. Okay. And Carol's like, she wouldn't say that. she didn't say that, she didn't say that,

she did, yes she did. And then they show the clip and Brandy is just odd, she goes, she didn't say that. I love this. She didn't. She's so into it now by the way Brandy. Well, she never said the word puppet. But it wasn't, honestly, it wasn't even a puppet thing.

She, to say that someone always takes the side of someone who's next to them does not, puppet, it is very different. Puppet means you're manipulated and someone controls you, but just always kind of like take the take, you know, take on the argument if whoever you're with, that's not really puppetry, that's moral. That's what he cops do it now. She does, yeah, she definitely does.

So everyone is like, maybe you didn't hear it, but she did say it. She goes, no, she didn't. She, yes, she did. So, Carol's like, okay, I have a feeling this is Ramona talking and not Bethany. And the Ramona goes, well, maybe she met Defent. Okay, maybe. Because she knows she's going to go right out of the bathroom. Yeah, she's like, you know, I can't remember exactly right.

Because you know what I've had, I've had one too many glasses of booze. I had four glasses in front of me instead of three. And now I'm all screwed up and turned around, pop it. Have you ever had a glass of jammy? Really? Clutch? Right. So then Durindo shows up in like immediately a glass breaks.

It's like, please show me. And then Bethany arrives. And of course Bethany has classic Bethany. Hi. Hi. What's going on? Huh? Oh? Oh, yeah, I've been here before. Yeah, I've been here before. Oh, was this town else? Yeah, okay. Okay. Nice to stay. Okay, stay. Okay. So okay, yeah, I gotta get that bathroom bathroom. It's bathroom in the first floor. Bethman's like I have a club soda. I'll have a flat water. I was like Hi, how are you? Hey, wasn't Sony many scum about it with magazine that let that let the magazine

uh... i had a great sense on that book you didn't write girls like all well monastads you didn't say i'm a puppet the other day right uh... and then it's like uh... and it goes to commercial and there's this little to commercial and there

are always on i don't know why i noticed the some drug and it says on the bottom Avoid grapefruit juice and grapefruit and heavy machinery Damn it. I was just gonna have a grapefruit before I operated that crane today Guess I'm doing nothing So good Great breads and heavy machinery. That's why you can't make that shit up. That is hilarious. I don't know. So I should rename her podcast. Instead of

add her own compliments, that's great breads and heavy machinery. Great breads and pork lips. So Beth and he's like, uh, no, I don't think I used that word. Uh, uh, one, one, one what I haven't even seen Ramon, she said dinner and she goes, yeah, but she said it. Macoo, you said it. And then you said it and the you said that you know what Never mind. Okay never mind. Yeah, she she tells us she goes now that I say that you jump on opinions and you're moved by other people pulling strings Like you're you know you say and last almost pulling you strings and telling you what to say yes I did use but tonight were using the use of it now. I mean Do you look sort of like something that would show up at the end of an opening credits

and try to blow a horn and blow up its face instead? Yeah, maybe. Do you look like your last name should be Dooty? Yes, probably. Do you look like you're about to get into a Caper in London or go to take over Manhattan? Yeah, maybe. Do you look like there maybe like a baby version of you

that's like animated and you go on like little adventures like yeah, okay, maybe Are you a boss? Maybe she's like moving to Pixar. Okay, I just moved back to me to Pixar, which means it's time to end this right so tints so tintsley arrives I was like hi and then We talk about tintsley stress. I have to yes, so we make fun of tintsley We talk about Tinsley's dress I have to yes, so we make fun of Tinsley's Tinsley's outfits because she always wears like a baby doll top like a little girl with the color Like she always wears a baby doll top. Yeah, so this season she's like I'm not just gonna dress like a baby doll So it's like a baby doll top still, but then like a see-through to dress

Yeah, I was getting some sort of like weird pilgrim vibe off of it. Yes, it was like showgirl pilgrim Plymouth rock poota or something like that, you know, I'm thinking of for silo clean at the desert Cuz I watched that recently a cross in a frock on a rock. Yeah, I remember ever seen when he said that she said that I Was like that was the funniest I ever heard They love a ride and we love a ride now we do so Bethany goes up to Ramona. I was like hey, so why did you tell Carol? I said she was a puppet. I never said that she was like well Well, that was my impression this my interpretation. She's She's like, oh, so you're doing interpretations now? And then when he goes, she's interpreting.

She's an interpreter for the UN now. Get a girls. Let's make jokes on this side. Oh, so this should turn into a big fight, but it doesn't seem like it's going to. They kind of end it. And yeah, the way I'm like, it was just her interpretation. For example, old man river, that old man river. It's called her interpretation, for example. Old man river! Old man river!

It's called the interpretation. Now it's Loo Man river. You see how that works? I'm gonna go down to the river and pray. Loo Boat. Everything. Everybody dance now, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo. That's why I live in new music factory.

Looin' new music factory. Don't go chasing loo-dur-falls. Oh my god, that reminds me I had a dream about TLC last night, not even lying. What's your dream? I don't remember. Just like when you when you said TLC, I just like gave it that moment. I think I like I think I just like was listening to their songs. I think it was like I've been watching through and much. I think it was like watching.

I've been watching. I watched I watched I watched training spaces last night. There you go. I called it. Do I know my 10? What? One quick aside. Okay.

This this this what's the name of the Southern Lady with a red hair? I called it. Do I know my 10? What? One quick aside. Okay. This, this, um, what's the name of the Southern lady with a red hair? You know, it's one of my favorite. Oh, I forget her name, but she's like kind of like Grace Adler from Willing Grace. Yes. The designer on Willing Grace. So, she designed, she did a really good room and this lady, she did not like it. It was so obnoxious.

I was like, you should be so thankful that you got this instead of healthy, santa's, Thomas making a room for prints, okay? Which we all saw that. I'm kidding. Yeah. Thank the lady who looks like Annie Potts. Don't be mean to her. Yeah. Thank you.

Just me to Annie Potts. Nobody with a brain. That's for sure. Yeah. Maybe Delta Burke. But, so Dorenda starts handing out, she's handing out envelopes to everyone because they're all going to be going to the Berkshires next week And they're gonna do a murder mystery. So they all get their characters. So D'Rinda is Tammy Temperance who is All about

Nobu's in the state of Massachusetts, which is hilarious. They all ran for her. It's about the state and the whole Yeah, Bethany is humility Wharton. It's kind of funny. I guess she's a business woman. Tinsley is Nell Mabers, because she's like a nosy neighbor from next door. Carol is polypolitical. And Carol's like, I have to dress like a 1920s Congresswoman. I'm like, you know what?

Have you seen your wardrobe? It's like not that different. Can it be a 1920s congresswoman in her pajamas? Can I take out a bond bell strip from my 1920s congresswoman tap? Well, I'm Jeannie Minaj Yeah, I like to actually that Luans was actually Jeannie Minaj, but she already like turned into Jeannie. Oh, I'm just Jeannie Minaj Ramona is like is that a man? And what was Ramona's or something bird song?

Magus Senga. And Sonia is, I'm Ariana Antipasta. She's never Antipasta. Antipasta. Oh, Maria Antipasta. She's known for her cooking, but not in the kitchen. Of the book. Ah, Antipasta, she's known for her cooking, but not in the kitchen of the book. Ah, Antipasta, please make Sonia say,

Antipasta in a bad Italian accent, 20 more times, because it's making my night. I'm so impressed that Sonia read her name correctly. I thought she was gonna open up and be like, oh, and I'm playing Ariana Grande. She's like, hmm. She's licking Dona the whole time. Like, I think she missed Red Herk card.

So, so Tonsley pulled Sonia aside and it's like, okay. So I just want to like squash this, like if I ever gave you an impression that I was not grateful for staying with you, I've always been grateful and like I'm forever grateful. And like if you have an issue with me, like directly to me like let I just want to say yeah I want to go back to like where we get drinks or like let's go shopping I just want to keep it easy um yeah and so then blue am here is and she's like so I'm just saying it's all in the past it's a breakthrough that's gonna be my name, my next dance song. Three, two, one, into, into, into breakthrough, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into, into,'s a John, John shows up. Yeah, John. He's like, someone's got to spot. So Dorenda is over there, leshing it out. She's like, what?

She's like, you know, you know, when I was like, about to put relationship, she's like, yeah, relationship. And so, um, Lou Ann walks up, she's like, what are you talking about girls? Yeah, and Dorenda's like, well, I saw John. He was wandering around with somebody, tramp, and Drenda's like, well, I saw time. He was wandering around somebody's shrimp. And what kind of person's frozen knee is potty on a boat? The I do engagement potty on. I know. She's taking her in like, I've heard it.

Listen, Billy Stretch tells me everything. Drenda's like, like well of course I got it and we can run back and report it to the land. And I said don't ever bring money to the scams to my table again. I'm like you're in the supermarket and you were looking at a tabloid. Like listening to you at a level when you see that roasted chicken in my

gag game face and gang. You know she goes to cashier. Hey I want you to kick this man right out of the supermarket right now like man I'm you're pointing out people magazine. Yes, and get him right out here Man, that's a self-checkout computer Must be put something inside of her. No, I don't go that way. Okay. You know, I do I take tippet roads point left point right Because It's you did back full and tent because dexterous back full

She goes, I think it's disrespectful in discussion It's it don't bring one of your road chickens ran through the book and check out. I think they kicked me out after that My god, Oh my god. And then someone up, Carol spills and it's all over poor death. Like what a duck. Dude, she's got chronic pain. She's got all these ladies yelling at her party. And so Carol spills all over her books. And it turns out it's because they're those little chamfery glasses made out of plastic and the bottom falls off. I know that they like they they actually caught like the origins of the spill on camera, which was amazing.

Yeah. I thought it was funny that they had a cutaway to the bottom of the champagne flute, like falling off of the glass, whatever. And I was like, Oh, that's funny. I was like, I hate those cups like that. But then when she actually put down her cup and it spilled everywhere, I was like, there was a payoff. Yeah. You see the show that comes full,

so it comes 180. 180? And then it goes another 180 and it goes 180, get. Now, now, with the talent of Donkey. Okay. Oh, man, let's go back to Great Neck, okay. And that's the end of New York City. Oh my goodness, I'm so excited for Berkshire's episode next week. It looks like Carolyn, Bethany,

their feud is going to continue. I like the slow build of their feud. I think it's a nice change of pace. Normally, a lot of reality shows something happens in between seasons and they're angry and we see a bunch of tweets on screen and they're just screaming. But now we're seeing a nice slow build. I love it. I do too, because Carol really doesn't know what's going on yet. Yeah. And that's fun. It's like a surprise.

It's fun watching her face go. Oh, well, I still support her. We go. Well, it seems that Carol does seem a little blindsided by this, but at the same time, Bethany, I feel like Bethany seems like she's feeling like she's being left out. So it's not like Carol is this misinnocent in this rip. So I'm interested to see, I want to know what really happened. Where did it start to go awry? Um, I guess over this, I don't know. You don't know where I'm from. Yeah, exactly. There's certain things in this universe we'll never understand, and we'll never know.

Yes. Like most of the women on this show. Yeah, like what's beyond me? It's never really an answer. Yeah. It's like when you get to the edge of a video game and you just keep hitting in an invisible wall, but you keep playing it. Yeah. That's what this is.

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