Watch What Crappens - RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia

Episode Date: July 20, 2018

RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god, no! Yes! Oh! That is the longest opening ever and we still only sit down when we sit. Oh my god! We are some thirsty hos, we'll take it all. We don't even talk, we'll'll stand up there in the whole night. Oh, wow. Hi, everybody.

Hi, what's up, Philadelphia? Hi, guys. Good looking cram. Wow. Motown crap ends back again. Oh, my God, this is so exciting that we're here in Philadelphia and that we're here so good to be here. POOM of the World Champion Eagles.

That was real. Yeah. God, even your gay people do that. Let's quiet a town. Oh my goodness. I love the word MPR too. That shit is hilarious. This is like a famous venue.

There's an NPR show that comes out of here. Did you guys see the lobby? I mean, I think they're letting us into this place. Are you fucking kidding me? Do they know what we do? I'm going to say fuck as many times as possible because we're in a... We're gonna make little sound effects

for the whole show to see him. And then Ramona comes in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I have to say, you know, normally, you know, people may know that I enjoy drinking a bud light on the at-these shows, but because we're in Pennsylvania, of course I had to have a...

Yegling! Cheers! Mine was hiding. shows but because we're in Pennsylvania of course I had to have a yagling mine was hiding where is it? basically we're just pandering to you guys now we'll just mention any Philadelphia reference I'll just have a baby oh actually I did kind of have a baby. So on our way here on the flight, you guys, I don't know how this happens.

Every time I'm on a fucking, it's, I told you, I'm gonna say the F words, 30,000 times. So sorry, I'm not doing it on my way. Sorry Terry Gross. As you white bugger's out of your eyes. Yeah, judge me. Welcome. Every time I'm on a plane, kids,

there's one next to me alone for the trip or whatever. I'm like, come on over, I'm on a plane kids there. There's one next to me alone for the trip or whatever I'm like I love Snaring so yesterday we're sitting next to this poor heri mom. I'm not hairy, but you know heri not hairy Some hairy mom Pulling a good Jeff Lewis up here. Yeah mom. Pulling a Jeff Lewis up here. So poor thing, her husband decided he had to work at the last minute, Ben's like, oh, fair, true. So she had to fly out here. That's her face. We're not monsters. So of course, she has this little kid with like baby DD, baby DD. What do you call baby ADD?

Are you glad to give them a baby? Baby! It's called being a baby. Yeah. It's hard talking to. 15 month old little girl. You know that wasn't me. I was just laying down my entire baby hood.

I used to pretend I couldn't walk so they wouldn't make me walk. I would roll it. Anyway, this little baby, she's like, you know, had 80-D and needed medication. And she's just skirming away from the mom. They were right next to me, so I kept grabbing her and lifting her up and going, run. And, you know, she's a baby, so she didn't know it ran man, but she learned by the, I've like taught a baby a one-sellerable and stuff. So I'd hold her up like this and then go run and she start running, you know. So that was our thing the whole time. And Ben

got a picture of me doing it. And people on Instagram are like, that is not how you hold a baby. People are freaking out. I'm holding her like, because I got at this angle where it looks like Ronnie just like clapped and a baby was falling from the sky and he happened to like, swat her and like, and like, oh. Which is kind of what happened, huh? It kept scorning at and I was like, no. And I grabbed her up here. Run! Ronnie picked up that baby so many times.

I'm just sitting there being like, no, no. Trying to read my book. Yeah, everything bend loves a baby. Baby. And a talker. Oh, yeah, the guy next to Ronnie was like, so I was an engineer. I was like, goodbye. Oh, my God. He's a Ronnie was like, so I was an engineer, I was like, goodbye. Oh my God.

He's a talker and a mansplainer. Like the lady next to him, you know, the first time you get the new iPhone or whatever, and you're like, I'm going on a plane, I've downloaded nine hours of movies to watch. Yeah, man. Shannon Bedore on a plane. The headphones don't fit.

Hey, David. The headphones don't fit in this phone. Because you have to have a dongle. Dongle. Well, you know, it had one have to have a dongle. Dungle. Well, you know what, have a David's dongle. So. So he mansplained.

He was like, well, the iPhone 10, this is how it works. You need a headphone dongle for the... Oh, thank you. Because he was, of course, hot as well. Flight from hell, basically. Yeah, I loved it. I was like, I sat next to a hot guy and a baby. And I won.

Ad Ronnie sustained an injury from that baby. I'd like to also. Fuck that baby, by the way. Fuck that baby, too. If you look at him close up, he has a scratch on his face from the top right now. Baby scarfs. Which is really the fault of the mother

for not clipping that toddler's nails. You know, don't blame them. I mean, the poor mother. Yeah. Fuck that baby. What are you going to do? You know, speaking of sharp things, we do have to mention, we have this love sharp things.

We have pins. No, we have pins. Oh, what's a real sharp thing? No, there's this lovely gentleman named Misha who's selling crap and spins. They say, Geraldine's because some of you may not realize that the, sort of the unofficial official name for people who love watcher crapens, your Geraldine's, based off of a certain full-curio named Geraldine, Parsis Smith. So definitely be sure to get some Geraldine's pins. Yes, and thank you, Misa.

I was like, can you just take these around on a tray and offer them? And he's like, I love you, Misa. Now the other thing I do want to mention is, you know, I'm drinking my beer here. Ronnie famously, he loves at a live show to drink titos with soda over ice. It's clear, it's so expensive. That's kind of Ronnie's thing, which is cool, but unfortunately for you Ronnie, you do not pioneer this beverage. Someone else pioneered it. I'm going to show you my cocktail that I enjoy because number one, the hydrates theme. Number two, it's low calories. Number three, it's refreshing. And number four, it's delicious.

What I have is Tito's on ice. Let's start professing, I'll see you by the way. Tito's on ice. A shot of that. And basically, because I put an oversized wine glass, I'm really getting two drinks in one. So I like lots of ice, because I like it cold. I always tell them to fill it with ice at the top,

like that. I won't watch it as you can either Pellegrino or club soda what if you want and then It makes all of my friends crazy. They go what would you like to drink? It's like a tall wine glass Fill with ice by the way the wine glass is this big no Fresh lime fresh lime. Fresh lime. And that was an actual video that Ramona singer posted today. I mean, she didn't like send it to us,

but she posted a video today. Oh my god. And here she is. Fresh from Cartagena Ramona singer with her titos and ice with three limes Being pushed around by a careradsonal You know I'm a narcissist because I went to take that drink from the lady in the wheelchair She's like no is the wheelchair just like receipts back into the darkness And if that's natural I love that you already have that.

What a perfect fucking day, you know. Anyway, so that was our segway. You know, we plan these New York trips, I'm so sorry. We plan these live shows just way in advance. We never have any idea what we're going to get. These past few shows we've done, we have gotten so lucky with amazing episodes. This episode, I watched it for three and a half hours. Okay. Yes Three and a half in a hotel room. It was like the hotel the I'm surprised that it sends someone to the door

There's something about like the Bravo gods when we're about to do a live show. They almost always send us this gift from the heavens, usually in the form of Real House laws of New York. Far be it for us to stall any longer. We really have to just get in this amazing episode. So I knew that this was going to be really good, and it was going to be mocking Carol's very sexuality down the record.

I knew it. Because they did the favorite Carol joke, which has played rip off sex in the city music whenever it's Carol. You know? It's like, burr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Poor Bambi. And you know, Tuwala's are always like, it's like, it's like, I'm going to go home on grass. Apparently, at Tuwala sounds like a shadowed the door in my version. We've been doing shadowed the door voice nonstop for a week.

I don't know if anyone saw our road trip videos, but- I love the Germanic. I've got the birthplace of America. I've got the Philadelphia. Ha ha ha ha. It's a Liberty Bell. Franklin Institute.

I'm about to be Frank with David. The locals are loving it. I know. That Franklin Institute humor, it always kills. They're like, there's a time when you take pride too far guys. Real it in. Yeah, we're not sparing. So yeah, they're all packing to go for their trip.

To cover him out. Yes. And Dorenda is like shoving, she has like a bag like you would find on a farmer's market. She's just like throwing stuff into it. It's like, ah, I guess it's time for a one piece now. You know, that's how they're in the shops everywhere. It's like, I'm just wondering what's a one piece of what. I don't think it was a bathing suit she's referring to. It's a one piece.

I'm only wearing one piece. And then we see Carol. Did I hear this correctly? She's with like a stylist and the stylist is like, this fresh from Beyonce. Did she say that? Wow. When Carol started selling her shit on eBay, you know how people do that house?

I think Vicki started it. I'm taking a couple of things for this. But really, I do. Because they're already supposed to be rich, right? I mean, we know that they're all poor. like we're supposed to think they're rich, right? But then they go on eBay and they're like, ah, I worth it. Do it in our party. You know, and it's like a lot and then people were complaining on

playing on Vicky's feed or whatever that they smelled like B.O. Because she wasn't watching them. Okay, I swear to you. I swear. That's how I know about it. I was gone. Why would you ever buy something from a real housewife off of eBay and then not wash it before you put it on? Yes. And you know Beyonce watches these shows, because Beyonce's too rich to be selling her clothes on one of those things. And even Beyonce's like, sell it. Well, the stylist said, I don't know if she wore it, but I didn't try to clean it.

So that means that Carol is potentially wearing Beyonce's funk, which of course Beyonce doesn't have funk. It's like her perfection. But I'm like, Carol, you don't get to do that. That's not reserved for you, Carol, Radseville. If you want it, you better put a word in on it. I can see your head, lol. Ah, the wind is trotkin' love.

Safe point. Ah, safe point. Well, this fit my butt. You better get into formation. So then, Luan is doing it. What Luan always says, tries on free shit that somebody's going to give her in some store. And you know that's what she was doing, too. Look at this look at that.

Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that. Which believe it, I got a free sock, a triniturk. So then you get the best band that's ever happened in my life. It's like Glitzenglamer, we're all packing, Glitzenglamer, Glitzenglamer, and then... You're almost there, You're almost there. Fucking Ramona, Jesus. Ramona has put her on a dolly for Christ's sake. Here comes Ramona limping towards like the Dwayne Reed, like the forgotten land. She's just staring at it like, you know,

like she's like at the head of like a ship waiting for land. Reaching for that door. She can't even limp right. Who limp flanked that? It was definitely some kind of Sosa Shit, okay. Because you know, like after this episode was over, that limp went away and she's locked her. She's like, I killed him.

Oh, so it was me. So she goes, trick to you. So here's the back story from Ramona. She's like, well, whoa. I'm on vacation in Mary Keshe with 20, my really great, great, great girlfriend. Okay? And I'm leaving early, okay? And while they're all potting and I have to leave early.

They're putting their asses off because I have to leave for Cartagonia, okay? So I'm texting with my girlfriend and she's sending me these weird smiley faces and poop things I'm like what's going on? That's not the alphabet, okay? And as I'm testing I make a left but it's not the left to the elevator, it's the left to a bottomless pit. And I fall down and I twist my ankle terribly. I can't even walk, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but they class say, who puts a staircase to the left? What you should have done has gone around the other way, okay? Met a baby in Jessica. She's like down some well somewhere fucking Ramona. I found up in a cave You got a love when Ramona like Imaginary like has a stroke on her left side or whatever and can't feel like the left side of herself

But also her finger limbs. She's like she told the story like this. She's like then Here's what happened after that. It's like, you're gonna look us up in the WebMB, because that doesn't happen when you trip. And by the way, by the way, how, like, what terrible friends that she has that none of them took a video of this, how awful. Whoa, I'm at the bottom of the soup, come save me.

I'm gonna Ramona. This is like not a good elevator episode for Ramona. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to.

She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to.

She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. She has to. I'm about to call Ramon and Idiot and I'm saying bandage thing like I don't know the thing. It's like it's a comes from the hotel. It's like never done this before. Hey there. Does this and she goes well you should wear tennis shoes that branch just like tennis show. My my my my my my go if you're wearing tennis shoes right now.

So then then we go and we see now it's like Bethany is packing. Ah, she's just sitting in my bathroom. I've got her as a closet. Yeah, I get ready. Yeah, I got ready. Yeah, I was like, I think she. I got a second. So what?

I got a second. It's more like a club in New York. A club in New York. A club in New York. I don't know her. I got a big closet too. You want to see my closet? Get on the car.

I have a desk. I want to go to dinner to Luca. Well, I want to go to dinner to Luca. So she's like, she has like a mage of mouth. And she's like, you know what, we get the pack for Katahenja and get some, she's the keke. When I leave here, it's the last time I'll ever be here. Yeah, because I'm gonna be moving. That's the last time. And the mage just goes, oh.

That's like, you think I'd give a fuck about where you live? Just give me my mind. And Bethany is trying to pretend she's like one of the people. So like, look at my jack closet. And then while she's standing there, the lady is deharing her leggings as she's wearing them. She's like, whoa. I don't know if I asked to get it off the spade thing.

So you think my asked to get off the spade thing? So she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not really in the best place for a trip because I have so much going on. Like I'm moving from this place to that place. And that place is so big. Like it's seriously crazy.

Like it's crazy. I'm moving into a different house. Like it's insane. Like I'm gonna have a break. Like you're moving into a mansion. I'm not really supposed to tell you. You're only like $10 million off of this move. Sorry, I'm not stressed with you. Someone was like, no one's gonna feel sorry for you. So she's like, I'm gonna come up with way more shit to say in the next segment.

Won't react to the trend. I'm like getting trouble for things. Oh, Bethany was really shit quite the episode. So Bethany was like, what elevators are to Ramona. It was just like a mess. This whole episode, Bethany was just crash, not working right. I think. Ah!

Ah! Going down? OK. So then we go to Sonia's house. Which just looks like... Oh. I've known abusive people in my life. But I've never been more afraid for a dog than I am. Of that poor little brown purple dog thing that she has in her house.

I'm just terrified for that poor little brown purple dog thing that she has in her house. I'm just terrified for that poor thing. Oh, it's good. Lord. And she's like, uh, it's early in the night. The shirt already wants to come off. That's poor dog. Who are you trying to do this for? It's a dog.

It's the only dog on the show that pushes the suitcase out the door. Doesn't try and get in it. It's like, please, please. You know, it's like the new cameraman on the show that get forced to film Sonya. It's like, that's like the rookie initiation. She's like, oh, okay. High new cameraman.

It's like Sonya, we can't use this. You're breaking the fourth wall. The dog. Oh, no, they're all broken, all the walls. I have by Mesmerald, that was a hurricane, right? Uh, said the dog eaters' leaving, because Sonya's like doing her strip routine for the dog. And the dog leaves, I'm like, where are you going?

Are you going? Like running for its life, okay. Get the bone. Maybe I'm going to be the one to get some bone tonight. It's like, uh! No, please, Sonya, stop it. Now, most of these trips, they don't let them take camera crews into the airport and onto the plane. So they usually just have iPhone filming.

Yeah. Columbia's like, no, not even that. I think it was actually the producers are like, I'm not even going to take out my camera on this flight, because once we land, it's on for the next like 175 hours like we get noticed leave because everything's happening all the time with these women So we are going to keep our iPhones in and enjoy watching a dog's life on this. Yeah plan Dog or love Simon which I watched on the plane. It was so good. You guys did love Simon. You have to watch it

Watch it everyone. I'm not watching a gay teenage movie on a plane It was creepy and I'm holding someone else's baby. You know what I mean? It was amazing. Thank you. It was amazing and everyone should watch it. If you never heard of it, don't worry. Just look it up.

Anyway. Speaking of love, Simon. I'm in. We open Colombia with a fruit bowl on somebody's head. Yeah. So finally, we're in Cartagena, Colombia. We land, and at the Wret the airport, everyone started to piling to their SUVs.

And of course, Ramona comes wheeling out of the airport. This is like, it's like FDRs, like, Ramona, D.R. But it's like the version of FDR that stars in the musical Annie. Yeah. Where you know he can get up and walk after you see don't feel quite as bad. Yeah. You know?

She's already bossing around. I was like, right here, sir. Right here, okay, right here. Let me get in. And then she's like, by Kristal, thank you for your help. It's like, my name is Robert, but... Kristal, could you please unpack my shoes? The trunk of the call. Make them look really nice.

I'll tip you good! I don't know! So, Lou Amst's first sign. They get out and they get their power into the car and the man goes, All right, girls, let's hit it! These people are so treated tight. I mean, this time is so good. Half the time, we don't even have to write anything bad. It's like literally just writing what was happening.

Some people come to our live shows. They've actually never seen these shows. They've brought along whatever. They're like, are we going to enjoy this? I'm like, you will, because all we do is just recite exactly what happened. We don't have to do anything. It's like watching it, but at five hours. Yeah. Okay. So Ramona is like getting like hoisted into the SUV and from the other one, Luanne's like in a front row. She's in the front seat. She's just looking at, she's like, oh, God Ramona. She's such a pain in the ass.

She's such a pain in the ass. Would you believe that girl's look at her? Invalid. Well, we for me, well, we for me. And Beth, to me, is like, well, you 90 years old, the fuck in the car, the fuck in the car. Get in the car, look what it says. There's this heckling Ramona from the other car. So good.

And the Ramona gets into the SUV and she says, whoa, they speak Spanish here? She literally asks that. And Dorenda becomes Darty's boy and she says, now they speak German. Of course they do. We're wrong with the issues. Oh, my brain is in my foot now. I'll tell you who's not speaking Spanish in Colombia.

It's Ramona. Who's like, OK, we're ready to go. Bumble, bumbeos. Bumble. Banana, banana, bopanna. Me, my moana. Kay, oblo. Coal, coal up here. Coal. So, Derenna's like, he's hanging in the...

He's hanging in the... You are not saying good morning to anybody. What the fuck are you kidding? Wake up at 5 p.m. the way you're going. She's already drunk. It's Buenos D-Pactropra So me one the other car Bethany is doing that thing where she's talking mile a minute But like not looking at anyone so she's like yes, this guy keeps texting me. It's like what's going on It's just like non-stop texting like all the time like all my texts all my data plans. You haven't even data plan

I don't even know what's with data plan. What are you talking about, Bethany? Okay, I can spierce the theory time. Oh, oh. Oh. Yes. Bethany has heard that Carol's gone out with red scarf by now. Of course. Suddenly she has all these texts from red scarf.

She like cobbles that road just to make someone looks now granted Carol looks stupid. I mean, that's a given. We don't have to make that much effort, girl. Let her dig her own grave. Why do you gotta give us all of the evidence leading up to it? Yeah. Look at all these texts.

He's come down. You remember the guy like he came sat down next to me? She's actually like he was like, oh, can I sit next to you? Yeah. The guy that you were like, ah, what do you want? Am I supposed to give you a blowjob? Can I be here? Yeah, sit down over here. What do you have to say to yourself?

Huh? Look at my talk show. So, as today, what are you doing? How are you feeling? What's going on? What's going on? What are you doing tomorrow? What are you doing five minutes after that?

What are you doing for that? What are you doing for dinner? What kind of cereal do you like? Do you like bagels cereal? I'm more of a cereal. Trickster. I'm like, I just think it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, of cereal do you like? Do you like bagels cereal? I'm more of a cereal. Tricks, I'm like just big heads. Like, like a chum, maybe I found them. So I like that she's like, yeah, she's so persistent.

Like all these questions, I'm like, that's literally how you walk into every single room. You're like, what, can we get it, are you feeling better? You're feeling sick? How you feeling? What's going on? You're on your outside? You're on your outside? You're on your outside?

You want to sit over here? Huh? I have a cup. I'm like Bethany, he is talking just like you. Yeah. Oh my God, could you imagine waiting on that couple? Oh, geez. Do you want some bread? What do you want some? I don't know how long you've been doing that.

How long do you think that is? What do you think that is? What do you think? What do you think that is? I'm a vegetable hungry. I'm a vegetable hungry. I don't think I've had this much. I don't think I've had this much.

I don't think that's all. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. We can go. Who's guys? And it's the whole episode. This is Bethany in the entire, this is like truncated Bethany. OK, the whole episode.

Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela.

Feme. So apparently, what has happened since last episode off camera is that the scarf guy his name is Brian So he met he met with Rory the matchmaker at the mark and then he ran into Ramona Aramona was like buy friends. I'm gonna go hang out with Brian and jumped into his Uber and everything Which is how she really got the sprained ankle. Let's be honest. That's true. He's like holding on to back like a Terminator Yeah, she was holding onto the bumper. In the back.

Whenever she just a pamper, ankle got slammed. She just slithers up into the uber. She was like liquid metal in the front and she just like becomes like, she's like, who but driver? Now. Fresh. Like, take you. She's like snakes on a plane, you know.

She's like Ramona falling down. It's like, oh, sit. She's like snakes on a plane, you know? She's like Ramona falling down. It's like, oh, sit! She's running like this. Yeah. After Red Scarf, Linda Hamilton has to save someone from her. So. Oh, that is so good. On the R-1,000.

So, uh, so Luangos Bryan, is that the one Ramona tried to mow over? Literally, she had a John Deer. She's like, whoa, look at me use this. So Ramona, yeah, went to drinks after. So Bethany's already like, you're discussing, get away from me, never text me again. Like, that's basically how she responds. She's like, well, yeah, drinks was Ramona, and that's not a good look.

So, bye. I was like, you texted that? I'm like, I'm surprised it was even that light. That was actually nice for Bethany. So now in the other SUV, they're talking about Columbia. And someone's like, I think Ramona's like, whoa, Tensely, did you do any research about Columbia for us? Yeah. She's like, no, she's like, whoa.

So what's the main industry? And Dorenda goes, drags. Yeah, she's like no, she's like whoa, they're like so what's the main industry? Dorenda goes But to be fair 80% of the delivery people that Durinda knows are in that industry Yeah, kind of a break guys. So tinsley now. Let's just start talking out of rash. He's like Told you guys was like you go to the bench sound but we're not on the beat. It's coffee, cocaine probably, and beer, and they're just like, cat cocaine is here. That's what we said in my first wedding. What did they tell anything? I mean, what else does it like, Does it have eggs or anything? Oh, I eggs!

Are they still selling those subscription cassette tapes? No, you're still calling me to ask for their money. I actually felt bad because we... There were some people on Twitter and Facebook were like, I'm Colombian and this is embarrassing. So we're all American and it's embarrassing too. Trust me. It hurts us more than it hurts you. So I just want to clear the record.

I actually looked it up and petroleum is the big thing with Colombia. So petroleum and electronics. So there you go. And coffee too. So look, we're in an NPR venue. We have to be sort of educational. So during this like you have beautiful people that can't fruit on their hands. Ramona is like, thank God.

I thought I would never see another gay person again. Yeah, fruit Ramona. And meanwhile, Luanne is just saying, Ola to everything. She's like, Ola. Ola. Ola. Ola. Ola.

Ola. We're here. We did it. They know my Ola. Ola. Ola. We're here. We did it. They know my Ola. I love and words are so close. You know in America, we say, holla. Ha. Ha.

Ha. We got the Ola. So it's like a combination of New Orleans and Cuba. I don't know what it is. I mean, I don't know. It's some sort of architecture. I don't know. I think that Tansley purposely rented this place just to upset Bethany, because all the statues are fat.

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is just amazed by this village. She's like, whoa, I mean, it's got courtyards and elevators and staircases. There are caces. And there's a door, a window. It's like, yeah, I'm all over again. That's beautiful. You can walk from one room.

It's a hallway. Look at that! There's a man, there's a stove! And look at this guy. Oh my god, we're at the Polonius Hand which comes from. Are we in jail again? You know I've been in the system. He's like, whoah!

Mustard, mustard packet. It's crazy. Must've come from the hallway. Don't get cute Margar, whoah, mustard, mustard packet. It's crazy. It's musta come from the hallway. Don't get cute Margarita. I've got a shith. Well, that Margarita's salty. Hey boys, hit it boys. So this place also does have some odd little things. Like it has just big openings in the ground, which is hilarious anyway. In any house, it's hilarious. But But you know they're like square decorative openings. That Ramona's like, whoa! Thank God nobody told me to turn left.

I could trip there. I'm like, you could trip everywhere. It's just like romantic this stone. Be careful of crocodiles. Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola, Hola,a, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, alla, all it with a totally mature plan. Normally it's the Hunger Games, which is a really emphasis

on hunger because Bethan is there. She's a chef, she likes to cook things. She's a cook. So the rims, Timzie, every week that comes up and goes, chef, that cook. So, Timzie is like, okay, here's how we're gonna divine up the realms. Oh, here's Tiffany, everyone's like Tiffany. I saw him stand in there. Like not that way. I think we're alone now.

I kinda got the feeling I'm back in. Pump each jail. Which, believe the feeling I'm back in. Pumbi's jail. Which, believe it, I was alone in that cell, solitary. It's usually Tommy Tunes, remember? It didn't feel right during your night. It's all in good in here. So she has little Tiffany boxes.

But these little necklessids, it has a letter for everyone's name. And you're going to go into each and every room, and then someone's going to open the box in the room room and then you're going to see this room in it. Every necklace is in the shape of my eggs. They were. These boxes have a 10% of feeling pregnant too! I know, right? Terrible. Fucking Ben every time. Gets a boo every time.

So anyways, they go into the first room, like, oh, it's the purple room. And they walk in, say it, let it out. It's the purple room. I'm fucking... Say it, say it, let it out. I'm just going to fill it up, you got to let it out. It's the purple room. Look, but it's the purple room. Everyone's like, oh my God, it's the purple room! They're all purple.

All the rooms are purple. Okay. The man's like, he has a door, it has a bed. Ah, it's the lava luxury. Please tell me that there's a room with a gaping hole in the floor. Is there a cookie jar? So, so Tins is like, all right, the lotto number is and she like opens up the thing and she's like, oh my god, that's so weird, it's a tea, that wasn't bland!

Everyone's like... Okay. Who cheats from that room anyway? You're with the plan, guys! Like I... I'm already uncomfortable on that mattress, and I'm just seeing it. Like I'm not even feeling it. Meanwhile, Beth and he's over in the corner, telling like everyone who's in your shot,

you know, I need a hotel, I really do. I need a hotel. I'm like, right now, you gotta have a hotel. You gotta see what it's like. What is this, what is this, what is this, how it's like? Like, I can't, like it's like, you know what, that's not me. I'm being a different person. Like great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm a great, I'm And Ramona. Whoa! Whoa! So they have like a very peaceful room selection process, which was really not fair to us. Well, I thought Tinslees, way of picking rooms was really genius. I didn't think she was that smart. Yes.

Because I like people who are smarter than me or as smart as me. Bambalos. Do they speak Spanish and Colombia? So then, my favorite thing is this very low effort version of Ramona to rebrand herself as a lifestyle cooking guru, because we see her come into her restaurant and she's like I'm not the restaurant the kitchen she walks in the chef is just preparing and she's like hi I'm Ramona I love food I love cooking I love pots and pans I love cooking. I love pots and pans.

By the way, don't put any butter in my food, because it makes me fart, okay? I love cooking. I'm a chef basically. And she's just like, she's just like, bobbling there. And he's like, okay, no but I'm just like, you get it, you're like healthy. That's why you look at Ageless.

Like, oh, I do like, you get it. You're like healthy. That's why you look at Aja-Las, like I do. Aja-Las, Ramona. Oh, I like it. There's nothing more youthful than a woman limping into a kitchen and talking about what she can't eat. So then- Also, all the food is already made. Yeah, they've got like five courses of food sitting there waiting to be served.

Just like don't put butter. Not the butter. It's like I don't. No butter. No, I don't like. So she's no butter on that lobster. No, no. So she's pretending she's on like food now, which is's like oh so tell me about that soup. I love soup

Well, it reminds us one time. There's a little girl. I was feeling sick and I was like I want some chicken soup Because I hear it's good for the soul and for so through and Geraldine Parsonsmith came out to me and says No soup for you and I said hey be quiet I'm gonna talk about this my friends Elaine and Kramer and George. And to this day, I've never been to the soup Nazi. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I've never been. Ramona, Ramona, I think you can play the two things. So then upstairs some guys creepin' around Lou An's room

because it's Lou An's like, oh, it oh, hey, boys, I'll be around. They're like, maybe the show's gonna start. So he's talking to her, she goes and her, she goes, well, what time is dinner? And he's like, nine o'clock. And she goes, oh, Moth Tarte. I know. In America, we have a sinko, oh, say.

I think Lee's like, okay, lady, he's leaving and she's like, this old-ass for you. Hit it, boys. La la la la bomba. Macarena, Spanish song Lucien Joe. So then Ramona the season and she's done a fairly good job, I have to say. Ramona's doing this. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I have to say one thing. Before you get into this, one thing we didn't mention was that when she was asking about

all the food. She's like, what, so what's, what a soup is this? He's like, oh, this is a fish soup. Fish. Fish. Fish. Oh, fish. Oh, fish. Oh, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, fish, Soup. Thank you for informing me. It's like Luke. And then she walks back out normally. Yeah.

You can Ramona. Boy. So... Worst improviser ever. Anyway. So anyway. She's like, she's improvised. She's like, Hello.

It's like you're answering your fork, Ramona. Yes, and. So Ramona is in her. Okay, so she's pretending. And she's been doing a really good job all year of being like nice. I'm nice Ramona I support other women. I had a business boy even started Really like I'm so nice and all this and we all start buying it because we're housewives watchers And we have no memory of anything that's ever happened like history. It's gone We don't remember shit. So we're like Ramona so nice, right?

So one of her biggest things always is that she tries to make someone unpack all her shit, especially her shoes. Yes. I'll pay you $200, and you can unpack this, and can I also get a T? Thank you. I'll tip you big, and then she gives them like five pesos,

you know. So she's unpacking her own clothes and it is so good. I mean, I always see my Ramona need somebody to help her. She's like, what do I do? Oh my God. What do we do with that? I do. That he's strange rods with hooks on them and my clothing.

What? What? Scary. What? What? Huh? Go up there. Go up that dress.

How do you put this on the pole? I don't understand. So she's like, Miguel. Miguel? Miguel? And he's gone. In case you missed what I said earlier, his name is Napoleon. That's why I mentioned that.

And she's like, Miguel. Miguel. So, Miguel. Is there a Selena here? Selena? Ernesto. So the table, Ramonin, Tinsley, were at the table and Durin was like,

he's a little class of wine. I'm like, hey. You don't have to lie in Colombia. Just have for a box and be done with it, okay? So they're sitting there and they're laughing because the table's like a little high or the chair's a little... So it feels like the kitty table a little bit. So they're sitting there at Ramona, limps in

and she just like throws herself down the chair, she's like, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is all, low jam. I feel like I'm at the bottom of that staircase again in Marikash. Help, help.

Miguel! Miguel, I can't reach, is this my fork? I love cooking, even if I can't see it. So then, Beth think comes in as she always says. Hey, hey, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, fish? Yeah, what's the matter with that? What's the matter with that fish? What's the matter with that fish? What's the matter with that fish? For people listening at home, we are pointing out the fact that several of our audience members are wearing t-shirts to say What's the matter with that fish? What's the matter with that fish? You can't say that in a Bethany scene though, because then her assistants really do pop up.

What's the matter with going on and what's happening. Bethany, did you need something? You look gorgeous! And there's like a poop of smoke in there gone. So Beth is like, what's sort of food is this? What is this? Everyone was like, huh, well, well, I think I don't know what he's up. I think it's wrapped in leaves.

I think the inside is chicken. Yeah, chicken. Yeah, it know what he's up. I think it's wrapped in leaves. I think the inside is chicken. Yeah, chicken. Definitely chicken. Yeah, he did. And that's a woman who supports other women, who would never poison other women. I have to say it's most definitely chicken because I like to cook.

Ramona is fucking evil. I wrote it down to you and I didn't realize how evil she was being. I wrote, an Asian thing, a wrap with chicken. Let me know how it tastes. for her, an Asian thing, a wrap with chicken. Let me know how it tastes. You taste it first. You take a bite, take a full bite.

What an asshole, oh my God. That is hilarious. My daughter best friend, Avery, has a very adventurous palate also. That's why we look just a fight So Bethany is not a faker because in a restaurant, you know, with someone says you're gluten free Sometimes a chef will just add bread crumbs into whatever you're eating just approved you that's called a fellowship med Yeah, it's a matter of what below deck. Hello, chef, man

Hello chef, man. I would watch below chef, man Blow Chef Med. Blow Chef Med. Blow Chef Med. Blow Chef Med. Blow Chef Med. I would watch Blow Chef Med. That's what I was pretty much a match, I was. No one else. But the guy, the guy, Beth, me, eats it, he's like, how's it going? The way I was like, oh, it's just mustard. So I had to come up.

I had to come up. So I had to come up. You're come up. So let it come up. You're not joking. It just feels like. Yeah. That's definitely fish. I'm logic to fish. I'm super motivated.

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That's the end of Bethany. And she's gone. We finally got rid of Bethany. It's like amazing. And Ramona finally figured out how to do it. And this is what Ramona literally says. Oh, I forgot. Bethany is allergic to fish! Oops!

Yeah, fucking lamana. Flames on the side of my cheek. It's best episode of this. And Bethany really is like coming out of the pool for the first. She's like, she's doing this to her jaw. I thought she was gonna do the total recall thing where her face is just gonna come in half. She's like, oh, she's doing this to her jaw. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's like, I'm gonna go upstairs. She goes upstairs, she's like crying by the toilet. I mean while downstairs, it's like, oh, isn't Columbia just so wonderful? She's like literally dying up there. I'm gonna be crying, I'm gonna be crying. I'm like on the floor rolling back and forth, marching. And by the way, here's what's so great about this show. The music in terms of the entire time, the music is like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It was the worst moment of my life. That's why New York is so good, because it's just like another,

another guy. It's like literally somebody dying. And we're like, let's party. Yeah. So it goes to commercial, and Bethany comes back downstairs after she's had her moment. And she's been offered more money by Bravo, and gets a fuck up off the floor. Like any business woman would.

I got to go, I got to go, I got to go, I got to go to different hotels. get some fuck off off the floor like like any business woman would I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go to different hotels like uh 10,000 no 100,000 all right cleared out cut mouth so Ramona's like whoa Bethany has a major allergy she should communicate this to people, okay? The first thing I would ever say is just so you know I'm allergic to fish which is probably how she opened up her speed data in with Brian Just so you know I'm allergic to fish Tell me more.

Red scarf is even creepier this week. And he's not even on the TV. So Bethany comes down and says, you want a Pepsi? Are you guys afraid of saying Coke now? Who says that? I've never heard anybody say you want a Pepsi. You know they're really overcompensating. Don't say Coke on TV.

Well, maybe you're not familiar with the work of Cindy Crawford in the early 90s. Or Britney Spears. So let's make some of the old Pepsi commercials, some lines. I like. So, they have, they're sitting, they're just sitting around and Bethany's like, my God, I must die. It's here, see?

Like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's an outdoor house, fuckers. Like, what are you, what are you sitting in a garden? Okay. And the best thing is like, oh, yeah, you got black face on him for Halloween and I got black feet, huh? You know what I was like? I did not have black face on. It was tan.

And that reaction. That reaction really was hysterical because of course, no one had seen that episode when they were shooting this. So the man's like, oh, believe that, the video is so ridiculous. What a girl can't get in an oversized anorossafro and put some bronze around without being called blackface. So it's 745, I don't know why I wrote that down, who cares?

Carol is getting dressed. I got it, okay. Five years ago Carol said, I have five summers left. All right, five summers left. Before she dies, before she becomes an astronaut, we don't know. We were left to think before she's like too old to like date anybody ever, you know, fucking Carol. So it was like the last summer, you know.

Last summer for Carol. Last for last good summer. I know, I did. Who did your last summer? Baaah! So she wore this see through lace black turtleneck. Did it have a turtlene a turtle necklace out of my head? It was like every feature that should not have gone together. I think it was the Beyonce outfit actually. It really was

Oh my god Carol Carol Earring turn around to the people Beautiful. Oh, look at everyone. Um, yeah. And back, you know. Yeah, so she's in this whole thing. And that earring was ridiculous.

I mean, it was like, we talked about this in our... Yeah, we should... You know, I think... Yeah, let's say you. Let's that you just said? Wow! That feels better. That feels more appropriate. Yeah, I am. Wow! I am a widow!

Widow, girl! So she's wearing this like, leaving thing. Oh, I think a chawa. If you liked it then you should have further ran on. Crazy and loud. So they, she's wearing like some teal like bathing suit under. And she's like, oh my god is that a bathing suit? Like that's the shocking thing here that there's a bathing suit.

Yeah and then she goes, no it's boning. It's boned underwear. It seemed appropriate. Oh fucking carol. And Tinsel is like, oh that's my, it's like, it's like boundized there or something with Scott. So he booked my uncle, and team. I was like, on interesting facts about Tinsley

and Scott's relationship. Why don't I ever find a boyfriend like that? Ever. Not even one who will pick up the bill properly, you know? Did you notice that Tinsley's makeup guy was on Finding Prince Charming? I know our friend Heather told us that on our Twitter. Yeah, Jason.

Wasn't it really him to do the best? Yeah, he was, because he used to do Sonia's. He used to do Sonia's makeup. Oh, well, we've all found out what happens when you piss off Sonia's makeup person. Yes. Your ass shows up like a kabuki queen for the rest of this season. Ha ha ha. He also, he got dumped by a finding Prince Charming dude because they went on a date to like a,

they went to like a salt massage place. Is that on blocks of salt? Ha ha ha. And sent. Wasn't it since? Did they make him like, he's like, here, could you bring the one heavy guy to a place to make him smell better?

It was so rude. That's so rude. It was so rude. I was satanic that, so. You know, he wound up winning because he got a free trip to Cartagena. No, place to make him smell better. It was so rude. That's so rude. It was so rude. I was satanic that's right. You know, he wound up winning because he got a free trip to Cartagena. No, that's not him who won. That guy didn't win. No, he won in life. Oh, in life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he met Scott eventually.

So they're all, so they're starting to congregate downstairs and Durinda, Durinda joins. They're all like sitting on the, on the thing thing and then like that elevator is like right here and it's like And out limp's Ramona in a literal cocktail dress. She has a cocktail all over her dress And she's carrying stiletto heels. Okay, well she's dragging her foot You're not rolling Well, it's still gonna look cute. It's gonna be a wheelchair. Like, we're nice pumps of wheelchair, right?

So then, Durrinda is wearing like Jesus boots. You know, like those like, I think they're gladiator or gladiator. The last time boots, so I'd ever. For anybody who's ever seen Jesus Christ Superstar or the Bible. I like these boots like from a musical and everyone's trying to make her fit their black boots to she's wearing like some white pretty it was

short dress yeah I never was trying to make her feel better and then we're gonna go oh my god look like a Dominic those things so they're like hey remonable you go upstairs and get Luann and some Q-tips or something. She's like, okay, I'll write this perfectly safe elevator. So she hobbles back into the elevator. This is the version of Willy Wonka that we always deserve. You know? Getting into the glass elevator and she gets in and she rides at the top and then it's

just the elevator's like, you're not allowed out in my country. I'm saving my country from you. She's like hello Hello the door won't open she's trying to get out of this elevator. She's like, well, hello There's the word And we came There's some work. There's some work in reek game. Melia. It doesn't work. She's like, push it. You know the entire time, I was like a pulled door.

She's like, huh. Hello. Hello. Bods, buds, buds. Hello. Nobody can hear me. Whoa. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Nobody can hear me. Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo You know what that feeling is? Panic, but don't panic, panic, but don't panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, panic, is great. I mean, that is so this show, you know?

It's like, I'm drowning. I'm like, I'm drowning in this. The room's still in the cup of water. Give me a please. Please, give me a please. It's good TV. Good TV. Sorry, I can't hear you. What are you trying to say? You like it in there? Okay, great. And Ramona is like, no one even knows I'm here.

I'm like, it's a glass elevator. They can definitely see you because they're downstairs being like, so the other thing that's interesting about Columbia is that it's really tropical and it's really nice. You see, hello! So, whenever a lady gets a haircut on the house live show, the internet goes crazy, right? Everyone's like, I'm a god cow, cut your hair. And then Kyle cuts their hair one time in like 80 years. And everyone's like, oh my god, disgusting Kyle! The internet loves haircuts.

I don't know what it is on women. And I've always thought, this is so crazy who gives a shit about somebody's haircut? Who cares? And then we see Luan come out with bangs. Whoa. Whoa. There is a reason. Remember when Lisa Rinna put a weave on for the reunion?

And everybody was like, oh my god, she looks like a limp rag doll with a bottle of head, fuck her, shoot her. You know, it's like damn. I was Luan. I was like, this is why women care. It makes such a huge difference because normally, Luan's like, haha, I'm carefree and have a cabaret. And this is Luan coming in with long hair and bangs.

Oh, oh, Takeda. Oh, Takeda. Oh, Chiquitas. Welcome to Columbia. Chiqu, chiqu, chiqu, chiqu. Damn, that really makes a difference. Because welcome to Columbia. Chee-chee-chee-chee. Damn, that really makes a difference. God bless, Lil'Anne. She just never fails to top herself.

I also, we also should mention the fact that when Ramona did finally get the elevator, she comes down to the entrance, like, whoa, somehow, I, miraculously got out of the elevator. It's miraculous. So yeah, Luans like, oh, Ola Chiquitas, welcome to Columbia. It's been y'all, I am vibing, so fear of a gara. Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha. We're like, we just went through the blackface thing.

Like give it a minute. Just a minute. Just give it a minute. But Beth me has hated everybody like so viciously throughout the years. She forgets like who she's supposed to be hating at any given moment. So the man comes like charging in and Beth me goes, Hey, look like Sophie and Pregara. I forgot that I liked you. You know that Beth me is sort of person when you go to look at her. like charging in and Bethany goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey minutes into the movie. Yeah, well, what about I don't can't you're such a killjoy Bethany I'm like I'm like a there. Oh

No, I just can say I'm like mad at this scenario. I like made a imaginary scenario and I'm like mad I'm like I can't believe Bethany That's how I am sometimes we finish work and I'm like god damn it Like people didn't even do you have to shit? I said you know, I'm just like making half of it up Just make it up. Sorry, you were saying something though. She's just trying to pretend she has feelings for anybody other than herself. She's like, oh my god, I'm really behind

not having alcohol on a whole girl's trip. I guess it's weeks now. But yeah, yeah, she's got ways to have alcohol. Although, remember last time in Mexico when she fell on the bushes. That's good that she doesn't have them here because there's a lot of cement here. Y'all know cement, a lot of cement here. A lot of cement.

Not like where I took people, my soft spots to land in. That's a cement, it's a tensile strip. Cement everywhere. Good cement material, you got there, Bethany. So now they're all walking through the streets and cutting it. The wind looks crazy, okay. And a great way. She's got this wig, it's like a blondish, strawberry blonde, whatever.

She's got the bangs. She's wearing this white skirt, but like a blondeish strawberry blonde, whatever. She's got the bangs. She's wearing this like white skirt, but also he's like thick white shoes. The whole thing just looks crazy. And this is why I love Luan because there's always with Luan. So I was like, remember that time she went to Columbia and put on that wig and those crazy shoes? It's like, it's time she was in all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff.

It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff.

It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff.

It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. It's like all that stuff. So they're walking the streets and they have Ramona in a wheelchair, you know, and Carol's pushing her, which it's like don't do it. I was like, well, at least it's not Derinda, that's a good choice. The only thing scarier than Derinda driving you in a car is Derinda pushing around a wheelchair. That's terrifying. So Bethany and Lourdes have like hang behind and Bethany's like, oh my god, I have this trip. You know what?

This is crazy. I need a drink. I need a drink. I'm like, wait a go. Wait a say that the person who's trying to say sober. OK, like, oh my god, this is so stressful. All the time for a drink. Am I right?

Am I right? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll do that. I'll do that. I like a Pepsi. Sound used just more and more like. Pepsi. I like a Pepsi. So it is just more and more like Pepsi and like a Pepsi. So Bethany and Lou, Bethany and Lou, it's just, are you on Bethany and Lou yet?

Why aren't you? Yes. I'll just start scrolling through. No, Bethany and Lou. So they're walking, Bethany. Hi, what's going on? Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me I'm the cues fell in. I mean, I fell in the bushes. Get it? Bushes fell in.

God. Well, he charged me. Why do you charge you with? What do you charge you with? My team thinks it's so helpful. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. It was just one thing. And she's like, that's not bad.

Just one enough. And she's like, well, one is bad enough. But I mean, can you believe it? I mean, this battery thing. Battery, all I did was slap a police officer and tell the rest of them I was going to kill them. Battery. If that's battery, you're going to have to throw me

into a durace cell. Get it? At the cabaret. Can you believe they charged me $4.95 for that polonious sandwich. They hit my head. I'm almost as offended as that time Carol took me to a dress store and they typed a charge me there too. Well, I was very dressed. I mean, they don't charge Michelle Obama.

So that seems like, all right, what are the odds of you going to jail? What are the odds of? No, there's no chance. There's the odds of you going to jail? What are the odds of? No, there's no chance. There's no chance of me going to jail, okay? Knock on wood. Knock on wood. So now they're like, now they're at the restaurant and Ramona isn't the real chair, and they're basically doing this to Ramona. I'm sure Mata. That's like... Hmm. I can't feel my legs, you have to drag me into the restaurant.

It's weekend with Ramonus. And doing this like, no! No! No one cares, like dropper. So, Sanny is like, it's just for Mona she can have lip on a Pepsi because anybody's on Pepsi air. Where is it? So dinner Everyone's like oh, oh, wait. Yeah, take that on your table. Yeah, you're wearing a wig Being a wig I've never seen somebody get this much cred for wearing a wig. You're all wearing wigs

So the way I said it so they, they ordered Lewand, guess. She's like, oh, I wonder if your signature cocktails without the alcohol please. Thank you. So, it arrives and it's like toast and she's like, well, I guess I finally made it to South America. I was supposed to go to South America, but I never made it. Ha, ha. My life just fell apart around me.

Ha, ha, ha. That's all I just went to jail. Remember, I was supposed to go to South America, but I was briefly detained. Get it? Detained by the Cabaret bug. You guys see God over that one pretty quick. Yeah. So the waiter comes by and breathes and he's like,

all right, listen here's what I can have. Fish, like a fish's what I can have. Fish, like a fish, but I can have shellfish, but not regular fish, just fish. When somebody's like not, when you're not speaking the same language, limit your words. Chicken. No fish. No fish. No fish.

But I can't have fish, and I would prefer this, but I don't want to have that, but I could have fish, and I couldn't have it without one, but not with the skin, but with the bone, maybe without the eyes, I don't know to have that. But I could have this, and I couldn't have it without one. But not with the skin, but with the bone. Maybe without the eyes. I don't know. Do what you want. Yeah. There's like Monika on really houses, but so much. She's like, oh, I think I want this.

I'm off the cab. The waiter was like, what? The cab. So it was. She asked her cab so many times. There's like 10 cars waiting outside for that idiot. Never gets it. So there's our time.

So the waiter's been defeated. Oh, yeah. Lou Anz, I could not for that me. Let our talk about. This our live-in. Oh yeah, Lou Wham's like, enough about me. Let's talk about dating night. Psst, psst. Remember that awful guy with the orange-o pizza? Psst, psst. Oh, I mean, really?

I'm a former Countess. You can't even give me normal pizza. And Carol's that friend, like they showed the crib and the guy's like, every joke pizza. Psst. Psst. It's like not the winner of the night, you know? And then Carol's that friend, he's like, I need to beat the... It's like not the winner of the night, you know?

And then Carol's that friend, he's like, you should go out with him. Oh! Free outta joke pizza for life. And they got to that flashback where he's like, oh, I need to joke pizza. And she's like, awesome. Great.

Awesome. Wonderful. Wow. Wow. So is that the crust? Make the crust with artichokes. Did you realize I'm a cap of race star, right? It's up your game. I don't even know how to. It's called hashtag count as a friend.

Not hashtag count as a losers. So then Carol goes into her thing, because Ramona is just like, because Carol has started talking now. And it's so awkward, because Bethany has obviously talked to every girl in this crew, except Carol, right? Well, but I actually think there was a hidden genius in the scene, which I'm going to get through in a few moments, as we talk through it. But I thought this was amazing, because they started talking and Carol,

you know, Carol's actually genuinely happy at this moment. Like, you know, we've actually been, at least I have been, over the course of the season, I've actually been a little bit more team-bethany in this feud. Oh, what's the temperature of the room? Who's on team-bethany on the feud? Team-bethany? And who's team-carol?

So it's Chris. Oh, that's a mix. That's a pretty easy one I've been you know everyone who's been listening to podcast knows that I've been actually a little bit more pro-bethany in the feud And you've been well you've been I think everyone's a fucking asshole. Yeah, okay everyone all of them So I still love them all equally so Carol's How's it? Let's not forget she got her dead dog in Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited.

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Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Carol's excited. Oh, shall we go on a yacht somewhere to a three hour cruise hit it pretty bunch Like the way I'm saying show to the TV tunes What a gal again The professor was there in Marianne So so Carol's like yeah, it was you know as a three hour dinner was really nice and Beth is just like Yeah, Beth is like wait wait, what did she get? I was that first. Yeah, it's just waiting to say that did she say? I was that first.

She's just waiting to say that. So here's where the genius was from. Because Bethany has this look on her face like, she cannot wait to pop Carol's bubble. And she cannot wait for someone to just like lob it to her. She can't wait for someone to go, she's waiting for someone to go, oh, Bethany, didn't you? No, Brian, hey Bethany, what's in the hey texting you? She's just waiting. And no one does it.

It was amazing. Well, by accident Carol loved it to her. So she's just waiting. So Carol's just going on and on. And everyone's like, oh he's so cute. Oh Carol, that's so cute. Oh, I remember. Very nice. Very nice. Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, that's so cute. Oh, I remember. He's very nice.

He's very nice. Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, he's really nice. Really nice and text. Hey, remember that conversation we're having in the SCV? What were we talking about again, the way in? And, uh, Sonia, what were we talking about again? What was I talking about in the car?

I can't remember. I was talking about reading something up my phone. What was that again? Oh, you were talking about how it's amazing. I have five octaves in my range. That's a good conversation. Momma, momma, momma. Erica Jane and I are going to do a duet.

It's called La La La. Hit it boys. La La La. Puss Push in the push in. Ah. Ah. Ah. Just grab some tape. The many musical wonders of Bravo. So the other star of this scene is Ramona's face. He was really nice at high-priced with the red scarf.

And Ramona's like, My name is Ramona. I love to cook and I love food. I'm allergic to fish and you should note that about me. It's the first thing I say. So Bethany is now being like, no, it's not a weird. It's not a weird because Carol knows that I know Brian, but she's not saying anything to me.

It's not a weird. I think it's sort of weird. I think it's sort of weird. I'm like, mm-hmm, Bethany, it's not a weird. I'm not saying this. So the table cares more about making Ramona look dumb, because then finally someone's like, hey Ramona! Didn't you have the heart for the guy who likes Carol?

I'm just like, nope. I just thought he was a great conversationalist. It was very interesting to speak to. He knew a lot about fish allergies, which is the very first thing I talked to him about. Yeah. His head is such a good place. My head is in my foot. I could speak to him for hours. And then Sonia goes, and we saw that. And Beth thing goes, yeah, you're intense. Sonia's like, you like him, you just, no, don't.

I just haven't got to say people buy me drinks. First, then I buy them a drink, because they call me a drink. That's all the happy, right there. Hey, that's all the happy. And they're like, you like him. It's like, no, I don't. And sun he goes, you like him. You buy them a drink.

She turns into Mercedes rule. So, well, Ramona paying for anything for anybody ever is a miracle. Yeah, you know? That's true. Ramona, even on your birthday, she'll bring you some shit she got for Christmas, like 18 years ago, and has used. Yeah. So, Dharindas, like, wow, you know what? Carol's the only one who wound up getting the file update, so she's the real winner here.

And Carol's like, I mean, I mean, I did. I mean, he kind of like yelled at the door, when can I see you again? And I was like, baby boy, baby boy, you been on my mind. How the women are independent, throw up, red scarves at me. So Luan, no matter what she says, we'll always hate this bitch, Carol. Always, she will never forgive her. And so she's the one like poking this whole time.

She's poking, poking, poking at her. So she's like, oh, so what about this party coming up, Carol? Who are you going to take to that? What is it again? Is it a marathon party? I mean, just when we thought the marathon was dead and gone, it rears its head again. Oh yeah, the Cosmopolitan magazine party. I was asked to do an article for Cosmopolitan magazine about me writing the marathon world. Is it going to be throwing a party that you actually turned that sit in? I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run.

I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run.

I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. I'm having the marathon run. He's running game. He's running game. He's running game. They're like, what are you talking about? What's the big deal? It's not like you didn't sleep with that. Any women are like, he's running game. He's running game. That's Durinda. What are you doing? Yes, so we talked with that, people. He's not like he slept with his wee running. Okay.

Durinda is ready to go. Like Durinda, as she drinks, her earrings get bigger. I don't. Because she's like, to start this like... Like Dorena as she drinks her earrings get bigger Like oh Dorena is getting drunk so car so so now Bethany is happy because now she's starting to now She's starting to make some progress. Okay. I was like oh, you know She's friends with Bethany. He went on a date with me. Like, oh, big deal. You know, he's like friends with Bethany, but I'm like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Yeah, we're not friends.

We're not friends. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Well, you said you were friends. Well, we're not. We're not friends. Which is Bethany saying, of course, they're acquaintances, but not friends. You know, Bethany has you like word.

She mintes those little words. So Carol's like, oh, well, that's not how he described it. Like Carol's like, oh, well, that's not how he described it. Like actually just, like, oh, that's not how he described it. Bethany is like, oh, oh, so you believe what he says or what I might say, hot cow, I'm like, whoa, Bethany. Bethany is ready to go, she's gonna make this fight happen even if it's the last thing she does. Yes.

And Ramona's the one who served her fish. I mean, look, you know, Bethany hates a bitch when she's not taking down Ramona's the one who served her fish. I mean, look. You know, Beth and the Hates of it, when she's not taking down Ramona right now. Yeah, Ramona actually deserves it. Ugh. So Beth and he's like, I got Carol's acting like he's her boyfriend and it's prom and she's like, so happy with herself.

And there goes the disco ball. And there's dance again. No one even cares. No one even cares. There's the handsome man on the line. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You literally had your own show called Bethany Getting Married. So relax.

It's like just taking a claim of peeing out something I don't even want. Like seriously, I don't even want that. I don't even want it. So Carol's like, it's not that deep. It's not that deep. Oh, shhh, clip. Clip.

Love you though, you're hot. That's so nice. Okay, so Beth means like, this is Beth's means do not want face. So yeah, so she says again, he's trying a game. Yeah, he's trying a game. He's trying a game. And Carol goes, maybe. Yeah, he's trying a game He's trying a game and Carol goes maybe and turns he goes what does that even mean? That's Mexican words. This is Colombia So well he's hitting up you he's hitting up bath and he's hitting it boy

While he's hitting up you, he's hitting up Bethany's hitting it, boy! It's for the way he looks at Bethany, Carol, and Ramona. A little bit of Bethany on his son, a little bit of Carol on my mind, a little bit of Ramona in my dreams, a little bit of me if you know what I mean. Red Scar scarf number five Botstep number five I'm dating Lou Bega So about things yeah, yeah, yeah, what I'm trying to say is like he's Tom number two now this respects Yeah, so now Carol's getting annoyed because she's playing with her like troll doll. She's like, you know what? You know what? It's like not that deep. It's not that deep. Someone's like, well, did you go on a date with him? And you're like, no, no, I told him I didn't want to eat him. I had him first and I said, no, ha, ha. You know, and Carol's like, well, he didn't,

maybe he didn't want to date, you didn't want to date you. And your brother's like, oh, oh. Like, she didn't anticipate that twist. So now she's really been, she's like, you have a smugness as if you want some prize. You have a smugness, okay? I'm like, Bethany, you've been sitting there at dinner at the entire time, but like, those,

you're waiting with those texts in your pocket for the prize you won first, do you know? Yeah, like, see, I'm like, you won a prize. Actually, you won a consolation prize. I was you won a prize. Actually won a consolation prize. I was like, oh snap. Adam was a consolation prize. Let's get this, let's get this, right? Let's get this straight, OK?

But also Bethany again forgets his honor side, because Luanne is trying to help Bethany. And Bethany is like, oh, it's Tom Point too. And when she does that, Luanne is vaping. Oh. That's enough. Oh. It's like all this fog coming out of her face. Oh my God, I'm having memories of the cat in West Palm Beach.

The cat that drove me to the colony. The colony where there was a jazz singer. The jazz singer where there was a polo man. The polo man who took me to the fourth floor when I was on the third floor. And next to you know, I'm in jail. Oh, that was dark. Oh, so Carol for like the empty says, you know what, it's not that deep,

which I actually agreed. It's not that deep. So Bethany goes, I know, I know. It's not that deep. Where 20 gate years old, and we say it's not that deep. I got it. I'm like, you're the one saying you're running game. Okay, Bethany So back like you're not the only one it's sick. It's sick. It's sick. That's it. That's so sick. Okay, that's just it

Yeah, that's what people are saying so Carol's like Did you already say you get set? Let me do it. I'm not repeating this but she goes I don't want to date I'm not repeating this, but she goes, I don't want to date him, I don't want him, and Kara goes, I think he feels the same way. I'm like, hey, we all know that's a lie. But then Beth and he's like,

like, Carol's the one who's just not getting it. So good. And then Ramon, in the background, goes, I feel like I'm at a tennis session. Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. I'm like, you can't even do on-a-monopies correctly. Bing, Bing, Bing. Bing, Bing, a tennis session also.

I'm at a tennis session. Bing, Bing, Bing. So, I'm going to put another quarter in that tennis machine. Bing, Bing, Bing, that tennis session hit the jackpot. This is the worst way to come back in any fight, Bing, Bing, Bing, that text session hit the jackpot. Oh. Oh. And this is the worst way to come back in any fight, but especially when you're Carol, because she's like, I'll carry that to me.

I guess you know everything. I guess you know everything. And everything goes, think about it. I mean, it's a random guy. He's like dating girls from the same group. He's even going to a speed dating thing, like by someone named Rory, who even would listen to somebody like that. And she's actually right. I mean, come on, the to a speed dating thing, like by someone named Rory, who even would listen to somebody like that.

And she's actually right. I mean, come on, the guy is thirsty. Yeah, she is right. The guy is thirst. He's a dry twig with a scarf on. Like, he's thirst. You know, his head is taped on under there. Something funky about that red scarf that he never takes off.

Something weird about this guy. Like, a shrunken head on, like, a pretend body, you know, it's one of the pumpkin heads That's the thing Bethany was totally right, but she was so mad at Carol unnecessarily I like just like Carol be happy with this guy for one second, you know, she had to deal with Adam for two years, you know so So anyway, so finally the the fight simmers down and everyone is oh, I'm so full this fish was delicious here I'm gonna put it right in front of Bethany.

She puts her plate of fish in front of Bethany. Fuck, I'm allergic to fish. It's like, well, I'm allergic to busboys not taking my table. My food is ready to go. Okay, this is the worst two hours I got in my pocket. There's one thing I've been to after. I was too out to enjoy this. That's right. You can't make this shit up. And you would sat there. I was too out to enjoy this, that's right.

You can't make this shit up. And you would think that would be the end of the episode, but it's not. Oh yeah. Sorry. Sorry, there's been a lot of... So then the WAN is like, Hey girls, WAN can't hang on.

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you know, we know we're not walking into some place where you go out and see the ocean, you're in a good mood, but you just see dust and dirt. You know what? For example, in Mexico, remember Mexico, remember Mexico, you looked at that, there was ocean, there were ones, remember?

And they said the clip of Bethany's trip last year. It's beautiful. Which also happened to coincide with the tour of the skinny girl to Keylethacker, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like, that was a trip. That was that trip. I mean, I'm, excuse. Where's all the cocaine money going, huh? It's going to some house. It's not our house.

Durinda's like, I don't know. I can tell you who I gave it to with that money. Why would you tell Durinda this? I mean, it's so hilarious. Like Bethany gets mad at Durinda, but every time you go out to Durinda, it's like, Durinda, there's a stop sign and Durinda's like, this is that thing!

Me and I, we're like, we're like, we're like, you got a lot of money. Like, I think we're friends with this that thing. So Bethany is fed up,

so she's gonna go back to the villa, so she's basically, like, hijacking Leuan and so on. They're all gonna head back. Meanwhile, Ramon is getting pushed through the streets. Oh, we got a ham, yeah. And now it's by the Rinda. Lord help.

Oh, my God. They are in the middle of traffic, Kelly Benzema's style. And there's like a traffic guard who's like, what the hell are these ladies doing? There's like traffic. And Ramon's like, oh, he's like, what the hell are these ladies doing? There's like traffic and everyone's like, oh, he's gonna let me go. He kind of wasted me. He likes me. He likes me.

He likes me. He likes me. He must know that I love to cook and I love food. Who? He's whistling at me. He's like, Broom. Officer,

I'm allergic to fish just so you know. See, we just met. How do I go? How do I go? How do I go? Go. Follow, Tinsley.

Follow Tinsley. Said no one ever. Yes. Uh, so then they get there and everyone's like, what the hell is up at the knees crack? And, uh, Drenn- The gee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee So offended already, you know. Yeah. It's like when she sent me a nice,

your house is a coconut hat. Is it like a coconut, Zillow? Thank you very, very good. I'm not getting service here. So meanwhile, by the way, there is a direct relationship, or maybe an inverse relationship, the more upset Bethany is,

the happier Ramona is. She's like, whoa! What a great, carefree vacation. I must be changing. I'm so happy. I'm not even complaining. I mean, I'm sleeping in a twin. I hung up my own clothes by myself. I'm like, congratulations. You made it to first grade. But did you notice the more miserable Bethany was the happier Ramona was?

If I can Ramona. Like this. Well, that, uh, mom, never on it. Okay, so the man, she's like, oh God, that was a painful night. She's like, hey, my thing, Bob. Bethany. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Jesus. You all right, is it? Yeah. Hemeroid, did you have fish? So, Lohan? Did you go to prison? What was that? God, that was me. Did you have fish?

So Lillian did you go to prison? But they decide you know they are in Cartagena. They're not gonna be lame So they're gonna go out meet up with the other girls. They're walking over to the bar I'm betting the entire time saying I would believe it. She kept saying it's not that deep. It's not that deep Who says it's not that deep? That's crazy. Okay, like what about it? Like how many guys have to spit game at me before I learned it Not that deep is not that cool to say okay, you know what I'm? Like how many guys have to spit game at me before I learned it? It's not that deep, it's not that cool to say. Okay, you know what I'm saying? So she's just going on and on and on and on. She says, well I wouldn't be happy if I wouldn't all day with the guy and then found out later

that he was dating my girlfriend. And Beth, and she says, well you mean now you wouldn't mind, right? Now you wouldn't mind. Oh yeah, that's true. No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. I've been trusted. Now you went much as that. Oh yeah, that's true. No, I wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.

I've been trapped. Or I think it's like Bethany doesn't even know how to be on your side. Yeah. She's trying really hard. So the other woman me while I arrive at the bar, and this is my impersonation of Ramona putting away her wheelchair. You're still in your ear thing.

And then she goes, she's like, I don't know how to work that. I don't know. And then she walks fine into the restaurant. So I'm just picking up. I'm just picking up. I'm just picking up. That's a stranger picking up. You're blocking the road. Oh, by the way, Carla, whoever our waitress is, she's gorgeous.

Wait till you see her. Come have another one of these. Thank you. So meanwhile, so the women are in the bar, and they're just like talking about it, they're getting shots and everything. And Ramona just in the corner going like this. I'm going to catch. And to run and be like, oh wait, you're going to win a little bit of the game.

I'm going to get some of you guys. I'm going to win a little bit of the game. I'm going to win a little bit of the game. And he gets in the gavis, and he's like, this little gavis, and he's like, this little gavis. Like, I just can't wait to see what the waiter's gonna hear. Yeah. It's like a birthday cake. Yeah, but just hair, a carbale cake.

It's like, it's like, it's about you to nail a rose. So, you guys have carbale here, right? Oh, yes, northeast, yes. So anyway, the, that's the Nios Northeast, yes. So anyway, the other rest of the girls joins, not the entire group is reassembled here. And so he's like, yeah, you know, we decided, we got into the Columbia vibe, and we decided we're going to go out after all. And then he's like, yeah, yeah, you just have to give it a shot. You have to give it a shot.

What? What? What's happening? Give it a shot. She has that mean. Just give it's happening? Give it a shot. What's happening? Give it a shot. Give it a shot. Look, I was just saying one little thing. I didn't mean the whole country. Like, what the hell? I wasn't criticizing the whole country.

What's up your ass? You know what? I just, I heard that you weren't having the best time and I was just saying you have to give it a shot. Okay, okay, that's Dorenda who said that. Okay, okay. Okay. All right. You know what, you know what,

Dorenda, you know what's about her? Dorenda, she lost a movie paper around the desk, huh? She does. And I was actually thinking, Dorenda probably just loves doing that. Like, you know what she really does. You know what she really does.

Hey, hey, did paper, it was in the middle and that's over there. There it goes. It's the paper right there. Hey, who put paper there? She goes to paper. Now it's there,'s the paper right there. Hey, who put paper there? She goes to paper. Now it's there, John. John, hey.

Yeah. Fuck you, paper. Yeah. Fuck you. I'm sorry, paper. You wanna see how much you get to see and which? Listen. Right it?

Big bad it. I forgot. I mean, right, I forgot. I said it wrong. I forgot. So about things like, you know what? There's some things I can say to you that you don't have to repeat to people. Some things I say you don't have to go repeat. And you're going to go, what? Because now she's on her phone. She's like, what? What now Beth, I mean? She's playing like HQ.

Yeah. She's doing that thing when you're walking on the street and you don't want anyone to talk to you. So she's just like, yeah. Yeah. Salad this year. Salad this year is $10 a piece, yes. So, uh, she comes out right now. So, uh, she comes out right now. So, uh, she comes out right now. So, uh, she comes out right now. So, uh, she comes out right now.

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Now you said I'm angry, so now everyone thinks that I'm angry, oh really? Really? Yeah Oh really? Is it like like when I said that like Carol seems sad and got mad at me because I said Carol seems like that like when I said It's so then now they're just sort of like it just becomes incoherent And it's like you know what you know what you and cow you got you guys It's gonna be he's a have it out. I'm gonna pass for him now. I'm gonna back I got a thing Yeah, hey, then I'm gonna pass for him now. I'm gonna pass him hell. I gotta take, or you're better than me. He's like, we're in different places.

That's all I just felt like it was cadding. So get that chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-it-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-ch Lady here! All right. Didn't. I tell something. Nylon poisoning. I say something. Nylon poisoning. Because then they do cut to Ramona and she's like... I love that, Durinda. She's back there yelling at the toilet, you just hear and they're like,

fuck you! So Bethany's like, I feel like I'm back in high school. I feel like I'm back in high school. I'm like, you are the one who is making a scene about Carol going on a date with someone. You're being the high school one. You're the one who's being crazy. And now she's crying.

She's crying at the table. Oh, it's like the Hunger Games high school. I'm like, you're the one who's being crazy, and now she's crying. She's crying at the table. It's like the Hunger Games high school. I'm like, you run a diet company. You are running a Hunger Game bitch. And so then Bethany gets really crazy, and she's like, you know, I hate not liking Carol. You know, it's hard. But I'm trying to have compassion, you know, because I think she's going to do like a later in life crisis.

You know, like when you turn, you know, like 79, you I think she's going to do like a later in life crisis. You know, like when you turn, you know, like 79, you know, she's going to it. Yeah, but I'm trying not to be judgmental. I mean, I'm just trying not to be judgmental. I mean, I'm just trying not to be judgmental. I mean, I'm just trying not to be judgmental. I mean, I'm just trying not to be judgmental. You know what I mean?

She's so horrible to form in that love. She's so horrible to form in that love. And then the man's like, why be upset? Sends a woman who'd been a cop because she was so upset. Yeah, I'm like, you people. And Sonia is like, can I just try to make this about me somehow? Oh, yeah, Carol, you know, she is judgmental.

She judged me for having the Morgan crest on my shoes. And my last name is Morgan. Like now Sonia, not now. Not now Sonia, it's over. But Sonia is still trying to stay on Bethany's good side so she goes, oh be strong Bethany, be strong. Like we can, okay let's just all get our brands in here. Yeah, okay.

Well life is a cabaret old jump. All right, wait that, let's go. So now it's the next morning. I'm gonna take up my carol. Yeah, yours lasted a long time. Oh, yours was more subtle, of course I I use like it was big as the baby on the plane mine was like down here. So the next morning Ramona is just like, oh my god, well, we impaired I thought what this

place is great. Look at this. Now I can walk. I see sun shining. I smell the beach. I can hear a friend shepard where I go. Everyone here is named Emilio, so easy to meet gods. So Bethany is in the pool. She's like this. She's like, It was like a very cold zombie. So it's like, I apologize to me and hear what I said, but I said what I said because I was

really upset. I didn't mean to hear it. So you're not upset about anything. You're just telling her that you're mad that you're in the such a bitch for telling me. She just feels trapped inside. She's like, it's so much with these moves. I'm like, you are electing to move. Stop, stop putting it on that move. Okay, you just moved trapped in saw. She's like, it's so much with these moves. I'm like, you are electing to move. Stop, stop putting it on that move.

Okay, you just moved in last season. I'm like, I got a castle, I got a castle. So then, this is where Bethany starts bringing up. This is what every little child does when they're in trouble. You're in trouble. But my armpits, man! That's Bethany, okay. I got it. You don't have to put it through. You can have all the sympathy to the wrongs, the kid.

And the wrongs. She starts going on and on. And it's like that is the saddest shit ever. And I would never want anybody to go through that. Oh, yeah. It's still a dick. Okay? How about that? Yeah.

So anyway, so then for whatever reason, I, oh, for now breakfast is being served. So Bethany and Luanne and Sonia walk up up the staircase practice and Bethany is like, Jesus, because someone's like, Sonia's like, flop, flop, flop. And so Bethany goes, Jesus, it's like a client's tail. And then LeWand's like, huh! It's like a client's tail. Do you hear that one? Hilarious. We use that on my routine. Hey Bethany, do you have the one about the client's tail again? It's great, great material right here. I'm going to use that on my show.

Clyde Stale. Bethany has already had one tearful monologue in the pool, so she's ready to have Bethany Day. It's like act one. They go up to the table, which is where Housewife performs. Tinnitheater, if you will. Yes, that's the table. Bethany's up to the table.

And a big thing of the, which they called very well. Funeral flowers comes in, for Timzies. For their 365 day anniversary. I mean, I could have sworn those flowers were going to be for Sonia scratching off empanadas from her bucket list. She's like empanadas well. Here it goes, off-pross. There it goes, all across. There it goes, empanadas. I'm like, what is left on that list? It's like, use a vacuum. You went told me about something called baloney. So, I'm going to try that one. I went to Staples the other day.

Bucket lists. No, they actually sell buckets there. So anyway, this funeral arrangement comes in. Well, before it arrives, they're talking about how it's Scott and Tinsley's won your anniversary and how crazy it was that Scott and Tinsley on their first date, it basically lasted five days and they were like laughing. Oh, you really get to know someone that way.

And the way I was like, huh. Yeah, you can also learn if you don't like someone. Like Ray. And I was like, oh my god. And then we got a flashback. Probably the number two greatest one hit wonder Bravo came. Yeah, behind Allison Dubois. Yeah, Ray. It's Allisonair Boa and then Ray. And then he's like, can I have two drinks, bitch?

Now what a way to make your splash at a dry cleaning party. I mean, so good. And they show like all the greatest hits, you know? I'm the one. I don't remember that bitch. Everyone is like, yeah, because you took on a trip. What? Yeah, you took on a trip to a visa.

There was a visa. I know. There was a visa. How did you know? How did you know? How did you know you bitch? Now you bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Hey, Ray, do you have a girlfriend? I do, shut up, shut up, don't tell the way I'm you bitch, you bitch, a trash, food, food, food, food, Trash, food, food, shut up, you're rude. The trash can is coming through. God, I love that right. God, I miss him. So the way I'm like, oh, you know, because the best part is that she's like five days.

You're expecting her to be like, that's when you marry, oh, you know, because the best part is that she's like five days. You're expecting her to be like, that's when you marry a guy, you know. And it's a race story. So the funeral arrangement arrives, and I was like, well, I'm going to cry for you, Tinsley, that's so beautiful. Oh, oh, here Bethany, here's some salmon. Oh, I'm sorry.

Bethany, look, flowers. Jesus. So Bethany, like, perform. Bethany literally does this. Yes. Oh, wow. Congratulations. Wow. Yeah.

And to Bethany's credit, she goes, it may seem like I'm jealous. It's because I am. I was like, OK, that's the Bethany we like. Yeah, I was not about to care in the world. I'm like, you're moving into a $14 million apartment, and you had a lady de-haaring girl leggings while you were still in them. Please give me a break.

So then Bethany takes the durinda because Bethany's whole second act has been ruined, okay? She was gonna add this with her time. She had a spotlight, she put on her makeup. Yeah. So she is pissed off. So she just takes the durinda, she's talking to the writer, yeah.

She's talking to her. And she's like, you know what? It's like it's a really hard time for me right now. Like Jason's restraining order, it's about to expire on a month, and it's just like a lot for me to do. So like I can't do this, it's like I can't. I can't have you like gossiping that everyone can't have a talk about me because it's like it's a lot.

So therefore I'm going to tell you more personal information about me that you can't repeat, okay? Now here's what I don't want you to tell people that I'm really stressed out because of custody things that Jason's torturing me, that I'm a victim and that he should be in prison right now. And I have a hand. Tell me better that. Don't tell me better that.

Especially not terrible. Okay, don't tell anyone. So, do anything that you, I write you, I forget you. I forget you. So, J you. I'd forget you. So, Jorinda promised us not to say anything. And now, Bethany is crying. She's like, it's not easy. I'm on a trip with a girl who I used to be very close with,

which I actually get. I actually do get there. She's like, no, we used to be really close. And it's just, it's hard. I'm having a report. I'm having a report. And then the way it comes, can we go shopping now? So now, Bethany just starts the ball.

Say, hey, what are you doing? I'm having a panic attack. Like how do you think the people in this kitchen are feeling that you're in right now? Yeah, she goes and she goes and she makes me think what's bitch or butter. I'm like, the chef you think the people in this kitchen are feeling that you're in right now? Yeah, she goes and she picks it. I think she's thinking of fish or butter. Like, the chef is sitting there with a bowl when Bethany and Durinda walk in, and chef is like,

oh, this bitch again. The butter or the fish, which one are you? I don't want to go back to life, I don't want to go back to life. I don't want to be tortured, I don't want to be tortured. And the man's like, she just like, well not, she just will let me just open the door. She's like, are we going shopping? What the hell is going on? I'm just tripped. I've been sober for 24 hours here. Yeah, that and the man, get out of my people.

I get out of my people. I get out of my people. Bring that camera man in, the man goes out. No more people, no more people. Yeah, to be continued. Will Lou Ann go on a show? I don't know. Please, what a show. And you know, we're just dying for this boat episode. And it's not. You know it's not going to be.

I just want the boat episode. I know. I know. You guys, tonight was so fun Thank you tonight was tonight was so fun and hopefully we'll see a bunch you guys tomorrow night to for Southern Guys, thank you so much for every we love you Good night. Good night. We love you, guys. Thank you.

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