Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean

Episode Date: June 29, 2018

The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread? This week's bonus is part two ...of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail through June! **Crappens Live is coming to St. Louis, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Montreal, Palm Beach and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:40 I'm Ronnie Kerem, I'm also on the Roseprix Bachelor Rost, and here I am with my gorgeous, little friend Ben Mandelker of the B-side blog, Anthobentablanda. Hello Ben. Hey, what's going on? How you doing, my baby? Oh, I'm just, I'm splendid. It's, you know, the morning after a real housewives of New York episode, I can't be anything other than invigorated and happy and craving banana bread. What an episode.
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Starting point is 00:03:59 And today, we're here with Real Housewives of New York with an episode entitled Arrested Relaxation They are doing doing great jobs with their titles over a bravo I mean a few weeks ago when they named that episode faux weddings and a funeral. I mean really That was amazing and they really know how to write a wave I'm just I'm just excited to see how many episodes they can fit the word jail, prison, I know. Maybe they I'm surprised I'll I'm surprised they haven't used the word clink yet, you know, like don't clink and drive or maybe my clink and continental has arrived. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I clink in continental has arrived. I don't know. Clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip clip cl of Slab Cabobs are doing some yoga to start off the episode. Yes, the Mayflower not only brought the pilgrims to America, they brought banana bread to Ramona. I mean, the Mayflower just never stops making history. Yeah, a little known fact about the Mayflower, not only did they have heart attack, they also had banana bread. Yeah. And a scene that I needed that I never thought I'd needed is Ramona taking yoga. So Ramona walks into the yoga class and she's like, oh my Lisa's like, hi, I'm Lisa, the instructor. She's like, oh my god, aren't you pretty? You know, look at you. Whoa,
Starting point is 00:05:38 look at you Lisa. I've been doing core fusion at exhale. And I have a trainer for core and then I do weights and I do weights with cores and cores with weights next. And then sometimes I have an apple and I eat it all the way to the core, okay? Bethany's like, oh Jesus Christ, she's also a Scorpio in case you were wondering. Jesus. Bethany, Bethany really does not like when other people
Starting point is 00:06:06 are commanding the attention at that moment. I mean, this is like Captain Obvious speaking here, but it really was blatant this episode. Anytime anyone was like saying something, having a little speech, Bethany is sort of just like her humor is undermining, you know, like, oh, look at this one. She'd squat be out too in case you're wondering, huh? Well, we all relax in our own ways. Because he's giving her shit. She's like doing a down dog stretching. She's like, ah, she's a squat. Oh, god, that felt good. God, that felt the Ramones an asshole. Oh, geez. This is great. This is great.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Oh, you like suddenly like you like the mayor of the Okitan. Ah, that was a good one. Oh, good. Oh, good. So Carolyn, D'A Dorenda are like fuck that and they stay over on the Mayflower and Carol's like well the reason they were upset last night is because the we have publicist call there and Dorenda is like Is it about me? Is it about you talking about me? Is that what he is? He's talking about, he's like, whoa, D'Aurinda, whoa, paranoid. D'Aurinda woke up rough, okay. She is like a country road.
Starting point is 00:07:12 She is just gravel. Like, if you ride D'Aurinda too fast, if you ride D'Aurinda too fast, like a stone will fly in your eye. Like, she is just gravel today. She's like, let me be a little bit more. It's a good day.
Starting point is 00:07:25 This is a national carol impersonation contest with happening this morning. Hey Duranta, hey Carol, what? What? What? They're having like the voice equivalent of the scene and big business in the bathroom. Their voices are like waving at each other,
Starting point is 00:07:42 swearing left to right, doing jazz hands. Their voices are like doing the shimmy in the bathroom here at the So happy fall during this like why are you going to be so bad neat? Why did you talk to me about me? She's like no doing that No, no, it's about the photo that we're moaned to get the restaurant about the photo that we're mo the restaurant. During this like of me about me. I'm like, what the hell? Did you have Coke for breakfast? Yeah, she was, she's already
Starting point is 00:08:14 on edge. So we then go back to the yoga class where Lisa the instructor goes, so we'll start writing child pose. I'm like, that is like the perfect phrase for this show. Let's just start in our most childish states and we'll go from there and then we'll stay there for 10 seasons. Whatever it is. Remona is like, all right, can we do the milkshake pose? My milkshake brings all the boys to the yacht and they're like it's better than yours. Milk shake milkshake dietary supplements. Frosty milkshake milkshake in the yacht. I like
Starting point is 00:08:53 Frosty's with french fries yacht like Ramona your your lips have to move with the song. It's called lip sync battle okay. Yeah the reason why I brought up milkshake is because tonight um Ramona is going to be brought up milkshake is because tonight, um, um, um, um, um, um, remote is going to be appearing on milk, uh, milkshake battle. It lipsink battle. I would totally watch milkshake battle, by the way. Yeah, I'm down for milkshake battle. I feel like I've actually acted out and judged milkshake battle myself. Um, um, that's a guy fee.
Starting point is 00:09:20 I'd be so waiting to happen. Oh, God. You know what? I forgot. Remember my, my, my food illness? I totally forgot that I had that Guy Fiery sandwich at Burbank Airport and halfway through. I noticed that the roast beef had like a sheen of green on it.
Starting point is 00:09:34 I think like, I think we found ground zero for my barfing diarrhea extravaganza. Okay. A Guy Fiery sandwich. So I'm putting it here first. Guy Fiori's sandwich, as it was called, his sandwich, me shit my brains out and puke my head off. All right, and I'm being vulgar because it's a vulgar thing that happened to me.
Starting point is 00:09:57 All right. Love that you're bringing it up during the Ramona lip sync battle segment. Because they'll probably both have the same effect, They'll have the same effect, you know, I know. Seriously. So Ramona, basically, so the show released in advance of tonight's episode, a clip of Ramona singing or lip-sinking milkshake. And it is amazing. If you haven't seen it, it's basically Ramona, like coming out on stage like your drunk aunt and like punching the air punching and pointing and shaking your head and Being like your lipstick point point point. You're not your lipstick. You're milkshake You're milkshake and you're lipstick. Make all the boys come to the draw and they're like are you Avery's friends? And I'm like I'm actually her mother, but guess what I look like a friend Why is there a plant in my way I'm moving that plant
Starting point is 00:10:45 to another room that's out. Whoa why there's so many boys in the yard I feel like I'm in the back yard of Sonya's talent house I guess I brought my milkshake okay. I have three milkshakes in front of me at all times that's why there's so many boys in the yard. I only drink milkshakes at a stent glass, okay? So Luan comes in late, like, I hope no one thinks I'm going back to my old ways. Just so they don't, I'm wearing a shirt that says, I can, I will. I did. This all pertains to my arrest, yes. I can get arrested, I will get arrested and I did get arrested.
Starting point is 00:11:27 So Luana is still really pissed about Ramona taking a picture of dinner, so she's like, the she devil strikes again. I feel like Ramona invaded my privacy. No one knew where I was. Now the whole world knows I'm out of rehab. Namaste. I'm in my Chulzone, I'm going to my yoga son, Namaste. Chul in my chill zone. I'm going to my yoga son namaste. Chill zone, Luan. Welcome to the Chills of highway to the chill zone. Everybody. I'm going to fly my plane to the chill zone by
Starting point is 00:11:59 goose. Oh, sorry about that landing. What is Tom Cruise doing in my yard? So sorry about that landing. What is Tom Cruise doing in my yard? They got to Ramona looking at Louie to see how mad she is and they're in the down dog position. And Ramona's like, we just see her like looking over the straining her neck. So good. So then back at the hotel, Carol and Tinsley and Dread are sitting around on couches in the crystal room because
Starting point is 00:12:25 there's gigantic crystals and Carol's like, are these for sale? I don't know why that cracked me up. Just care about your grubby hands all over the crystal. I know, there's nice beautiful crystals. Yeah, get your hands off them. Those are worth more than your dinosaur sweatshirt. Yeah, exactly. And then they cut back again to the yoga class. And we just hear
Starting point is 00:12:46 Lisa go, all right, now inhale for the back band and exhale for Downward Dog. And just shows everyone going to Downward Dog except for Sonia who's still like in her supplicant pose. And I don't know why I thought that was funny. I just love that Sonia's and her own Vinyasa flow. Yeah, I've been doing yoga for years. This is how the Morgan's do it. We marched to our own yoga beat. I wouldn't be doing my exercise with yoga. So, um, senseless like, so wow, this is great. And since he's like, wow, these catches are comfortable. And then it's just quiet. And then she tells her that let's have a glass of wine drink like exactly Look don't use it said I guess the thing about that thing I said about the grass, but whatever and
Starting point is 00:13:31 She goes she's sensitive and tense. I says whoa. I mean I guess she does have a child Her three bugs me okay that guy is the more Why isn't she proud enough of herself to put it me mommy, huh? Like what is she gonna put like slag whore like what if you called her? What do you want her to put on slippers? You know, right she's showing you three months from upstate New York very difficult different put it free and amounting three mount three mount Get it. You just put it with a giant big and less in the easy path?
Starting point is 00:14:06 Right. Yeah, just put an easy pass on there. That's all. Just a giant e-pass. And you can scan it every time something goes into your vagina. So then for whatever reason, they're out of class now. And they just cut your amount of coming in the door and sing food.
Starting point is 00:14:20 And she's like, oh, this is good. Oh, whoa, this is good. Whoa. Oh, this looks delicious. I'm going to do my facial first and then eat lunch. Okay. The editors love Romana eat scenes as much as we do. Yeah. So now, Luann and Bethany are walking up stairs and Bethany's like, well, you know what? You know what? Here's the thing, Luann, like with this photo, you know, a good, a good, a good, a good publicist will give them something and then be like, look, she's got a car date, she can't talk right now,
Starting point is 00:14:47 talk afterwards, but she got something, you know, it's good, you want a pop, I got a pop, you want a pop, I'll give you a pop, I'll give you a list of pop, you know, I give you a pop, you want a listing, you want a real estate listing, what do you want? You want some jeans, what do you want? You know what you mean? You need a house off the highway.
Starting point is 00:15:00 That's what she needs. You know what you need? Nice high, right on the highway. Right on the highway, okay. You know, who's the maven? I am, I'm a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop, a pop on the high way. Okay, you know, you know, who's the maven I am. I'm a publicity maven real estate maven like literally like what's man. I can't like you know my water up. That's any this is a spa just calm down calm yourself.
Starting point is 00:15:13 And like Lou Ann doesn't know how to tell her publicist. Oh, just you know, tell him we'll talk later. Definitely. I'll call your publicist for you. Like I'll get it worked out. Like yeah, that's what she needs you. Okay. No one needs you okay no one
Starting point is 00:15:25 needs you calling their publicist yeah yeah exactly I've been a record okay and I'll tell she was nowhere near wine she was she was she was shooting a scene at the real house was of New York City of course she was around wine the swimming pools here are filled with wine yeah so then downstairs Sonya's shaming Ramona for taking a proposed posting that group photo, she's like, you know, you shouldn't have posted a group wide posting group shot. And I was like, we always post group shots, Kai. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's like, but there were wine glasses.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I drink water, I had wine glasses. I drink everything out of stemmed glasses, Kai. Every single thing. Sorry. But her, her family didn't, hasn't even seen her yet. Like well, I think that says more about her priorities. Yeah, I think that's more on Luan. Like, don't shoot, you know, Ramona, because Luan made the show priority over, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:16 Victoria and Noel. And then Sonia's like, oh, who is Ramona kidding? She's really just wanting to post that picture to get more likes because we're all tagged in it, which is so true. Exactly. Of course, of course she's doing that. Which is why Ramona, which is why Ramona immediately when they sit down, it's like, I need a picture. So she could be the first one. And I just love that that's one of Ramona's personality traits. So she's like, I will be the first to take pictures so I can tag everybody and get the likes. traits that she's like, I will be the first to take pictures so I can tag everybody and get the likes.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah, exactly. So Dorenda goes in and asks Luana if she's doing okay and Luana is like, no, no. She's, Luana is like going to ride this Ramona photo situation as far as she can, you know. She really is. I mean, she can't drive anymore, so she's just going to ride this. So Dorenda, they've all taken out the picture and looked at it and studied it and realized there is no wine in the picture. And there's really not. Because Ramona did it so quickly that there's only water glasses on the table. So, Durinda's like, what's the deal? You're drinking these wally. And she's like, well, you were drinking. And I mean, everyone was drinking. You were drinking Shakywali. It trust me, I remember the first time
Starting point is 00:17:27 it's happened in a long thing. Would you believe it, girls? I just got out of rehab. I don't need pictures of me. I have the press taking guesses about what I'm up to. I'm like, you're filming a TV show. OK, let's not do this veil of privacy thing. OK, you're doing a TV show in a public space like literally if it wasn't Ramona
Starting point is 00:17:47 It was gonna be someone at that restaurant. Yeah, it's like okay blanket She's like blanket Jackson. Oh I don't want anyone to know where I am Ramona stop that I don't want to be dangled. Stop it, Ramona. Can you believe Ramona dangled me? Would you believe it? She set me down a flight of steps in a baby carriage. While gangsters were shooting at me. Leland, you're not in the untouchables. And you're not a baby.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Look who's talking now, Kirstie Alley. You guys, I should be here. I'm going to be here. I'm going to be here. the land you're not in the untouchables and you're not a baby. Oh my God. Look who's talking now, Kirstie. Ellie. You guys, I talked to John Travolta today. What a baby. Anyway, let me go talk with my good friend Roger Rabbit.
Starting point is 00:18:40 So she's like, well, coming back was supposed to be on my terms, not her terms. Oh my God, you weren't re-up for two days, set up. So Bethany and Durinda come back in and Bethany's like, oh my God, look at those crystals, can I buy them? I can't get them. And Durinda's like, yeah, I know exactly so the place you can get. And yeah, it's 26 years, something like that. And I'm like, oh no, Durindainda let's not have not cracker 2.0
Starting point is 00:19:06 Okay, we have to not have a crystal cracker okay do not give her any more recommendations just let her Google it herself Yeah, I know you get the crystals you know you go it on 6.0. Have you anything good between us? I just want to make sure is everything feels so block what between us right now? It's like no everything's good Bethany has basically become a Tumblr teenager. She's like I don't feel safe. I don't feel safe, Randy, Durand. I don't feel safe. What are you a bottle of Titos? What are you Dur bottle of tea-dose? What are you Durrindo's hand? And I feel safe. I feel like you just stabbed me at any second any second So again, what do you feel like you're something wrong? You need to stay for round me I don't understand my head. I don't understand why you don't feel safe from me. I just happen to be holding a giant crystal
Starting point is 00:20:08 bludgeon, but that's no reason why you should be alarmed. I mean, just because I have a crazy temper and a history of bludgeoning myself doesn't mean that you and any danger of ethnic. I love when Durinda starts doing her like squeal thing. She's so exquisite. You're kind of the way you love me, friends. I mean, I don't feel safe, friends. You either, I mean, look at you. You're basically like a bunch of razor shop protractors, okay, just angles and a few curves, okay? It's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:20:37 I just need Carol sitting on top of the dark crystal. Like, oh, none of you should feel safe. So Bethany is like, I'm not upset. I'm not upset. You were, love you got over with the jeans, but I ain't saying anything. I ain't saying I'm not safe. I'm not upset.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I'm not upset. But I'm not safe. I'm still not upset about not being safe. So could you show her this, me? Because I can get it out. I can get in the morning. I'm only beginning this well. I'm only about a little day.
Starting point is 00:21:04 It's shoving jeans down my throat and telling me to tie. And Beth says, there's just the energy going around me. And that's a fact. There's energy. OK, I'm sorry. There is. There is.
Starting point is 00:21:14 There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is.
Starting point is 00:21:18 There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is.
Starting point is 00:21:24 There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is. There is some investment repeating thing because she doesn't know what to say. So she's just gonna repeat everything. She's like, yeah, she goes during the says, let's talk about it. She goes, I don't want you. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. Does the next year there is there is there is I don't want to. There is right on one. I don't want to. I don't want to. Sir, the mouth of me tells us, well, they see Carol is mad so they can all band together now with Policaron. They can just go against me because like that Carol said and like who's a bad guy. Me like, I think yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I do think they smell Bethany blood in the water. Skinny girl red in the water. First they just went to home goods. Yeah, but you are all you are also an asshole. And yeah, I always fall for this Bethany shit every time because I'm like, oh my god. She's crying I can't do she's really good. They are bullying her. They are all deciding to go against her at one time in a way Not bullying I hate that word for the not bullying, but they are like we it's Like it's more like they're they're they're sharpening their knives and she senses it and she's like
Starting point is 00:22:23 And it's I think it's also that they're sharpening their knives, but it's also that Carol is one of the people sharpening the knives and I think she feels betrayed even though she doesn't realize what she has done to push Carol into that position. Yeah, well, she's worried about everybody sharpening her knives, but she's becoming more and more of the delicious roast to chicken.
Starting point is 00:22:41 You know what I mean? It's like get yourself off the spit. If you don't be cut into it. but she's smart because she is already, she's allying very strongly with Sonia and Lune and she realizes she's like not waiting until it's too late. She's getting her allies up and running before before it becomes a total pile on. Yeah, she's learned this game. That's for sure. Yeah. So, uh, Beth, he's like, look, I'm trying to be productive and not destructive, okay, and then Beth and he's like, ah, you know, like I'm trying to like check myself. I don't want to go crazy
Starting point is 00:23:13 Then like I'm trying to learn from my mistakes, though. I have to render just hobbles off. Yeah, well because yammering Well, because you know, Beth and he is saying you know, like I get to feeling that people have a problem with me And so I'm just like doing my own thing because I don't want to get her I don't want to go down this path like you know, you know, Bethany is saying, you know what? Like, I get to feel like that people have a problem with me. And so I'm just like doing my own thing, because I don't want to get her. I don't want to go down this path. Like, you know what I'm saying? And Dorenda is like, you know, Dorenda base here says, Yeah, the private base, she doesn't engage. You know, I don't engage with anything.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I don't engage with everybody. I do. I really do. I haven't engaged it. Like, this crystal, we're best friends. We're coming back here. Me and the crystal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:42 We engaged. And we're actually engaged now. Me and the crystal. Yeah. We engaged. Ever actually. Gates. Tensies like lucky. So she wanders off while Bethany's just standing there babbling to herself. Yeah. So then it's massage time. Tensley and Carol are one room and Tensies like for whatever reason. I'm just not good at relaxing.
Starting point is 00:24:01 Like, um, I don't know what those reasons are, but in the last week, Relaxing like I Don't know what those reasons are but in the last week you stared at frozen eggs and you've gone to a wedding shop And you have a boyfriend who doesn't want to marry you so yeah, so maybe there's some low-level high-level anxiety in your life Maybe here just a suggestion get a job. Okay. Get a goddamn job here just a suggestion get a job okay get a goddamn job oh I don't really know why camera lacks but maybe I have to do with the fact that my favorite blow out please move downtown just when I moved up town oh and then on top of it I'm supposed to be naked now and then Carol's like whoa don't you see a difference in the wind like she's been great right She doesn't smell like a 40 anymore. She stopped trying to put her cigarettes out on my forehead.
Starting point is 00:24:50 She started seeing my last name with a W finally. Rats a will. Rats a will. I never realized how positive my last name is. And then it cuts to Luann at getting a facial and she's just lies down on the bed. Oh, this feels so good. This bad. This feels so good. Would you believe it? I haven't been drinking. Look at my skin. It's so clear. I haven't been drinking at all. And the facial is like, well, that's great. I think that today I haven't been
Starting point is 00:25:18 drinking. I said, just clears all the toxins right out of me. I mean, would you believe Ramona? Would you believe her? Here's a lot I have to say about this out of me. I mean would you believe Ramona would you believe her? Here's all I have to say about this I will I can Like I know I saw your t-shirt So never do oh sorry no, I just said I'm renewed that's no This is Doreen that just not getting massage the good Like how did Doreen to get Cleared okay, so Ramona and Sun here in the other room and Ramona is like, nope what?
Starting point is 00:25:47 Sonia, like I have to get massage, okay? Cuz my daughter is young cuz I had a late mind and I want to be like a hundred cuz I want to spend time with my grandkids She's not even daily, but right now like to her Peligrinos water, okay? So I'm like, wow, I gotta be alive forever Yeah, she actually she's actually doesn't even say like, I gotta be alive till 100. She actually declares, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm living until 100, okay,
Starting point is 00:26:14 I just might, those babies grow up, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Now look at my side boob, like it, my side big boob brings all the boys to the jaw and they're like so what I'm sorry it's a side book. And Sonia says well yeah you know what I always say I can see I said a hundred years old just going to the diner to get drinks. The fuck kind of dreamland is Sonia living in.
Starting point is 00:26:39 How many I can totally imagine sitting in a diner and these two old cows come in at a hundred years old like wearing push up bras trying to get martini's at a diner you know. I think she's seen death becomes her one too many times you know because or maybe she hasn't because the way that movie ends is the way they're going to be at a hundred. Yeah their heads just like twisted behind their rolling around Beverly Hills sidewalks and Beverly Hills. Oh, so that's the thing. Vermont already has a hole in her stomach. Let's face it. She opens up a room and there's just a giant circle.
Starting point is 00:27:12 At this point, I think they've all got holes in their stomach. Yeah. Because they all stay so skinny. I just don't think that's possible. I mean, they're just physiologically, of course, it's possible. But just mentally, don't you just get to the point? I mean, I hit this at 35, but I was like, I just don't give a fuck. I'm old. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Would you hit that point? Yeah. I think when you are on TV slash a lady of the Upper East Side, you just, you never, you never want to embrace that moment. I think you're pushing back as far as you can. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney battle and we're the hosts of Wonder e's new podcast Dis and Tell each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions.
Starting point is 00:28:10 What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So the next scene is the creepy maze from the Shion. Yeah, Tinsy and Carol are walking around the grounds of the Mayflower and they are talking about Scott and Tinsley wants to come back here with Scott, it'd be really nice. Yes, Scott. And then they encountered this scary hedge maze and like as soon as they see it, the gate behind them closes as you know, because you know physics. And they're like, oh, I'm just imagining. I just started to laugh because I started to imagine, imagine Tinsley and Carol in the shining. And I'm just imagining
Starting point is 00:29:31 Carol sitting there at that typewriter in the main ballroom, being like, oh, work. And no play makes Carol a dull marathoner. She's like, red, brown, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when crazy and she's just like, oh, he'll be okay. Oh, hey, Scott. Oh, it's just someone dressed like a teddy bear. Oh, but it would change the whole movie if those two were in it because like the two and the creepy ghost twins come out and they're the ones who are yelling, you know, it's like, get us away. Girls like, why did we do to those creepy little girls? Why are they so scared of us? But it's like, it's pretty much Ramona and Sonia standing in a hallway. Well, welcome to my hallway. Did you milkshake bring all your boys to this hallway?
Starting point is 00:30:35 Because guess what? This hallway's better than yours. Yeah, they don't really terrify anybody. They just talk too much. They just surround. Yeah. And Luanne's just lying down in room 237 and whatever room it is. Like, would you believe it?
Starting point is 00:30:49 They came into my room. I'm just trying to enjoy a bath. I've been to rehab and here it comes. Carol walking in quiet rads of ill. I'm taking a bath. There's a clicking talk here. There's a ticking clock here to scare you, but also to show you how long it's been since I've had
Starting point is 00:31:04 my last drink. Dorenda's like, hey, I was all the way in Baltimore and I hid this noise and it came flying back to see what was going on. Carol just kills her. I'm definitely like the walser bleeding seriously, literally seriously, literally seriously, literally, literally. Blood, really? It's just skinny girl margaritas flowing down the hallways. seriously literally. Blood, really? It's just skinny girl margarita's flowing down the hallways. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, She's not open to dating Adam right now because I focused on other stuff like work. Remember when I wrote that three pair of grass and it took me 19 months.
Starting point is 00:31:50 So then met me and Lou An at the indoor pool. Yeah. Bethany is is in the process of transitioning into a character from Coco. She has like, she just has these dark circles under her eyes. I've never looked, seen someone look more exhausted and more relaxed they become. She's like, it was a great spa. Yeah. I'm getting more more exhausted by this relaxation. It's great. I love it. She just needs to put those little like day of the dead dots all over her face. Remember me. Remember me. Remember me.
Starting point is 00:32:25 It's great to be. It's great to be happy, but it's better to be dead. Okay, be dead. He got that. It's the day of the week. Gina Brands. She's like, Julie should have been. I said we did the wrong.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I'll get it. And by the way, I'm already like ready to cry. Just mention the mentioning go go. I'm like, go go. I almost got that to watch on the plane. I was like no Don't do it. Ben already warned you do not do this. I Fully sobbing on a plane and I had my I had my hoodie all time I was pulling yanking down on the strings of my hoodies that way like knowing could see my face So they're at the pool and about things like,
Starting point is 00:33:06 I'm taking our sobrati seriously. Look at me. It's like, God, you look like you've died. Ah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It happened. It happened. It was this corpse.
Starting point is 00:33:17 I don't know why they put corpses out here. Is that supposed to relax me? Oh, it's you, Beth. I'm sorry. Look how they follow you out of rehab. They just put you next to a dead person. So you where your life can go if you, oh, it's you Bethany, huh? So Bethany's like, I'm a crazy, right? Like we've never taken a vacation word, just not like wasted like the morning to mind, whatever. And she's like, this is
Starting point is 00:33:40 my first time being anywhere, not drinking at all. like this is my first time being anywhere not drinking at all. At all. At all. It's crazy. But you know what, I'm gonna go back to New York City and go to some A meetings to keep myself honest and learn a little bit more about what are the best routes to take up to the cat skills. No, that's AAA.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Oh, well, in that case, never mind. I'm gonna go back to AAA, put some stickers on my car, and if it ever breaks down, I'm going to get help within 20 minutes. Still triple A. What is AA? Alcoholics anonymous. Well, everyone knows who I am. So I must be in AL.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Alcoholics, Lou Ann. How was this anonymous if I have to say my name? Well, I could have joined AA, except that Ramona posted this on Instagram so much for anonymity So Carolyn Tinsley you're talking about like how much nicer Lou Ann is right now Carol's like shocked She's so sensitive. She's so self-aware. I'm like give her a minute Yeah, so Tinsley tells Carol about the wedding dresses and stuff and Carol's like If she's so self-aware, I'm like, give her a minute. Give her a minute. Yeah. So Tinsley tells Carol about the wedding dresses and stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:48 And Carol's like, ah, OK. You know, she's like, oddly, I get it. I get it. So this, I think they were shooting later, because did Carol have a haircut in this? So there was a, in the interviews, looks like they did some pickups, and Carol's hair is a little different.
Starting point is 00:35:10 And something happened with her little shag. It's sort of turned into Luanz here, which I love. I love that truly everyone's dealing with Luanz here. Excuse me, pick up, pick up. And on top of that, Carol Carol's little like youthful shag Whatever was I don't know what happened to it But the way it was styled for this interview was actually it wasn't so much a youthful shag It was more of like an age-appropriate
Starting point is 00:35:37 Bob and I was like, oh, I bet Carol hates that. Yeah And Carol switched to The kind of Ellen hair not that short, And Carol switched to kind of Ellen here, not that short, but she switched to lesbian hair recently. So I'm hoping we get to see that in this, because you know what always looks different with a little gel in it. Okay, anywhere.
Starting point is 00:35:57 So Luanne is now talking about Tom with Bethany again, and she's talking about Tom, and she's like, oh, it hurt me. Tom, it's like what, what and and talking about Tom remodeling. Oh, it hurt me. Tom It's like what we what what are you talking about? I mean, that's where we celebrated the wedding on that y'all it is unfathomable And that Ramona would go and try to get invited to that party that party that hurtful party Ramona her And try to get invited to that party that party that hurtful party Ramona her
Starting point is 00:36:30 It's for past like I don't even remember so it's like for prosperous like that's not it's not totally crazy She's like and he said no She was well as embarrassing you's not to her. It's not embarrassing to her apparently So bad shameless that shameless wench doing downward dog alongside me she devil. That's what she is dog devil downward dog devil Her would you believe it girls would you believe it? I know. I mean like like can you believe that like he even associates with her I don't she even associates with him. I mean like that he's in our life like that's crazy like like they they like He's in her life. She's trying to get invitations. They get drinks, you know, and that she's associating with him What's this drinks thing? Oh get drinks, you know, and that she's associating with him. What's this drinks thing?
Starting point is 00:37:08 Oh God. I accidentally on purpose let that out. I cannot believe I did that right now on national TV and let that out. That is so crazy. And say, well, God, there's so many men on the east side. Oh, really, then why do you all fuck the same ones? Yeah, like give me a break. Okay. Now this is where Lewand's taking you too far. Yeah, there's so many men on the upper side and really have to get drinks with Tom. Like, you know what, Lewand, no offense. We love you, but you are number three on the top list.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Okay, he was with Sony and Ramona before you. So yeah. And yeah, you can't date, you can't date like the town whore and then be mad that everybody's dated at the town whore That's like crazy. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like that that like yeah He's he's a town whore and so you know who else's Harry doobin to like between these two guys, you know, please yeah So she's like well, I don't want to work myself up because it makes me wanna smoke Like what did you quit everything? Okay, so it's dinner time. This too shall pass.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Mm. So they get to dinner and they're sitting down and Ramona's like, oh, well, I like sitting in the middle. I mean, I know that sounds strange, but I just love sitting in the middle. I'm bet things like you were there were there last night last night, huh? Folk and holster your logic, huh? Huh? We're taking them the last night, huh? So that's me basically I love the editors put that in there because it doesn't advance the story forward
Starting point is 00:38:36 It doesn't do anything, but it's just a great, you know It just another small little thing that says so many things about their relationship, you know, Ramona, loving to make a proclamation and Bethany just loving to deflate her and if it's not going that way, it's the other way around. Yes. It's so funny. She doesn't, she doesn't this entire time. She's like, oh my god, yet, yet the way it's like, you're mine.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Like the whole, the whole trip she's doing that, which is true. Ramona so full of it. So Carol, Drinda, you're going. Like the whole trip she's doing that. Which is true, Ruhanna's so full of it. So Carol, during the... Carol, you get the head on the table. She's a blue. And then Bethany runs past the head of the table, she's like, I don't want to get into an incident with Carol, okay, I don't know how to guess.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Yeah, well that's a way to start a peaceful meal, Bethany. Yeah, exactly. That's a way to make sure everything is smooth and copacetic, that like, darting away from the person that you sort of have issues with. And Carol's like, I feel a draft. I was just so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I was so used to by me. What just dust cloud in the shape of Bethany doing here? Oh, I see. So then the waiter comes by and he's basically like the white Chris Samuel's. He's like, is everyone ready to order oh I put Satan comes to take their order Justin Bell is ready to take an order oh he's like a record you have to play backwards to hear what he's saying yeah it's like you're just breathing. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:06 So they order some oysters. And when I was like, you know what, we're gonna get half a dozen oysters, okay? But if we like them, we may get more, okay? We wanna have an oyster contingency policy. It's like I always say, you never wanna rely on a man for just half a dozen oysters
Starting point is 00:40:25 because then you can be stuck on your ass, okay? Then Luan, do you have a non-alcoholic beer? Anyone want to take a selfie of me saying that? Non-alcoholic beer. You know something that has zero alcohol on account of me just getting out of rehab and being on the path success fellow diners at this beautiful restaurant where I shall not be making a drunken scene because that would be impossible as I have not had any alcohol in my system. her because she was wearing those braids and she's like, Oh, those braids hurt. And we're gonna say, whoa, braids. I used to love braids as a kid. I would braid Ava's hair. She was a kid because I love braids. I mean, braids, right?
Starting point is 00:41:15 Braids are so good. I love braids. Whoa, this is crazy. Why is this one time? It was a little girl. I had this long, beautiful hair. I was like, I want to braid my hair and have someone climb up it. But in that time in the tower,
Starting point is 00:41:29 Geraldine Parsonsmith was like, no, that's a fairy tale. You don't have hair long enough to do it, and even if you did, it would come, tearing out of your head. To this day, I've never been able to watch her punsel without crying. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My fairy tale hasn't come true, okay?
Starting point is 00:41:46 So Derenna's like, dude, break, and you have an idea for him, and then if he'll break, I'm best as like, we can break your bus. Ha, ha, ha, the Jiner. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, head down there. He was like, hey, we're out of the leotians down there. And she was like, president Bush. Ha! Yeah, no, be more like president Lincoln.
Starting point is 00:42:12 President Lincoln, president Lincoln, president Lincoln. Yeah, no, president Lincoln. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy.
Starting point is 00:42:38 I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a good guy. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, leave who is just in here trying how bad it dresses. I think that a producer told Bethany and the only way that she could say that she heard about this was by somehow linking it to her wedding. I mean, I actually don't even, why would they, why, Bethany got married like 45 years ago at this point. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Why would they go and be like, guess who came in here, you know? Girl, orange queens, you got to watch out for orange queens. They will check their ass out of the blue. Like, girl, I got some skit for you. It's like, oh, that was true. That is true. It's like, my mom was in town. I mean, it wasn't real.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I mean, it was just trying to dress. Like, look, when I'm getting married again, my dress will be like totally fully good, sure. Okay? Yeah, like, I wouldn't try one of these like Premaid dresses. That's like crazy. Oh I love that the Bethany can ruffle her so easily because we haven't had any ruffled tinsley this season We're tinsley just uses it like that. I love it. Oh, she was she was ruffled with Sony in the beginning
Starting point is 00:44:02 But like I like also that I love the way to when Tim Lee just that Where to be like oh, yeah, these were like the play dresses and like when I the real dress will be kuchu Or like they won't be in any ridiculous like five thousand dollar dresses. No, no Shaming you she's not shaming you about where you got your dress. That's where she got her dress, you know Yeah, I'm saying you about like trying non-dresses when you, like you guys have to understand where Bethany's shame is coming from, okay? Yeah, well the thing is,
Starting point is 00:44:31 this Tinsley is also hypersensitive because Bethany wasn't even, I don't even think Bethany was really ruffling. I think she was just asking questions to start like a conversation like that for, you know, to like not to like make Tinsley feel weird, but like, okay, we can talk about this because it's something that happened.
Starting point is 00:44:48 But so, so Sonia and LeWan, Sonia is like, well, she's like, well, I kind of wouldn't put on a wedding dress before I was engaged. I kind of feel like that's bad luck. And then I was like, well, I certainly wouldn't. And tins is like, huh, really? I would like wear wedding dress to like McDonald's, you know? And the man goes, a wedding dress to a party I mean would you believe it? I mean the only one who I know who'd make such a faux-paw would be
Starting point is 00:45:16 Ramona over there going to a party with her best friend Tom Who wouldn't even invite her first day But he was like yeah, who wouldn't wear a dress to a tailgate a wedding wedding dress? Like that's ridiculous. She's like, you know what it's like? It's like going to try out coffins. And then Tim's is like, oh, there's not always a marriage, Bethany. Oh, yeah. What is that?
Starting point is 00:45:34 Bethany always likes to take, always make a very extreme example. You know, she's like, which is, I actually kind of feel like that's a very New Yorkie thing. I mean, everyone makes extreme examples, but I feel like she's like, like, which is, I actually kind of feel like that's a very New Yorky thing. I mean, everyone makes extreme examples, but I feel like it's like, I feel like I hear it so much when I'm in New York. And it's like, you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:45:51 It's like, it's like saying you want to go shoot someone in the head. It's like trying to guns up in one to the head and guess what there's a bullet in there. It's like, I feel like it's like that over dramatic New York thing. And of course, Tinsley's like, oh, are you saying I'm gonna die? Oh, it's just a fun moment with my mom and you're just trying to embarrass me. Yeah, it feels like that to you because you're out of bed because my ring is okay.
Starting point is 00:46:12 God. And that's he's like, I'm not trying to be mean. She's Christ. God. Tinsy starts during her hair flip thing but she also does when she gets so angry. It's so funny. She's like, not coming to me from a good place she's trying to sew me and embarrass me oh my god she could be so much worse listen I'm not trying to egg you want eggs oh my god what is your brain scrambled
Starting point is 00:46:42 Oh My eyes. Oh my god. What is your brain scrambled? My ex Listen listen you're getting all fried here Listen does your brain is your brain on weddings Look you just got a you just cut it try and walk on the setting upside of the street Listen I can't say anything to you. It's like I'm walking on eggshells. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Oh my god, look around this restaurant. It's like the meeting of the whites. Listen, listen, all I'm saying is like, you know, with these wedding dresses, like just don't count your eggs before they hatch. Oh, look at the heckly what I was doing. So then they're kind of screaming at each other. It's like the stupidest fight ever.
Starting point is 00:47:28 And then Carol goes, well, Bethany dated Dennis two weeks and then was shopping for wedding rings at Harry Winston. So maybe she should back it up. I actually think that's a little different just because I think, I mean, actually, honestly, I don't care either way. If you try on wedding dresses or the just because I think I'm actually honestly I don't care either way if you try on wedding dresses or the rings I think the wedding dresses is more excessive because it's like a whole thing We have to change clothes and get in and make an appointment where's rings you can just like look in a case
Starting point is 00:47:54 I'm like, oh that would be nice that'd be nice Carol is just wrong at this point. I mean Carol Carol had a point like throw the first half of the season But she's really just kick that horse to death. Yeah, and also the other thing is that because now Tinsley's, Tinsley's like totally missing what Bethany is saying. You know, Bethany was just saying, listen, I wouldn't try it on because I would be, I feel like it's presumptuous.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Tinsley's just hearing like putting on a wedding dress, like putting on a cough, like getting into a cough and you're gonna die or some like that. She's just like all literally scrambled eggs right there. And you know, Bethany's getting worked up because since he's not understanding her, so Bethany's starting to get shrill.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And Carol's doing her patented move, where she does a non-committal, she sort of puts her finger up a little bit and doesn't say shush, but she goes, she's sort of a mouse that she's like, yeah, she doesn't wanna be too loud things. It's a restaurant, it's a restaurant. So during this, So, she just think it's strange at all and she's like I didn't think it was strange like a Bethany just Starts squealing you know, they're all in his shit this dinner so they're all ready to go at it
Starting point is 00:48:57 So now Bethany's squealing and then Bethany also does her patented move of okay Everyone's against me. So I'm gonna shift so I'm gonna shift this fight to somebody else. So she goes, okay, so look, you know, I wouldn't buy a wedding dress, you know, that's making a big deal. You wouldn't wear family dress during that, and that's making a big deal. And you're gonna be like, no, no, I wouldn't wear it
Starting point is 00:49:20 because I just wouldn't wear it if it weren't true. I wouldn't wear it when I talked about it, private things that was in tune. So I'm gonna sum this up. I just wouldn't wear it for war true I wouldn't wait a minute talking about it. Providence. It was into you Yeah, Carol thought she had a bad way when when Bethany was getting shrill and then all of a sudden now Sony is on her feet being like Are you kidding me? That's my fucking family. Are you going there? And by there, I mean, Sandro Paye, where my family has a yacht,
Starting point is 00:49:49 and we host Nigerian football team, and I'm very popular and at a museum there. Are we going there? Well, if I can, I'm gonna go to my family home this week. I'm not going to Scotland. So, as family, I'm telling you, my family crits, what am I gonna waste,
Starting point is 00:50:03 Shrek on my shoes? Like whatever she's talking about. Sonia's screaming and yelling. So, it's my family. What do you care about my family? Now, she's bullying. I'm like, oh my god. Crest bullying.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Crest, crest bullying. Crest bullying. So now, Dorenda's like, hey, you get on your feet. How me get on my feet? So she, what did you say? You say crest bully clean like the teeth. You know what?
Starting point is 00:50:33 I was seeing my head. Well, it's actually zest bully clean with the zest. The soap. I was thinking clean. I was thinking that too. And then I was thinking my head, what's the crest slow again? What is crest today? Does this crust have a slogan? I thought it was crestfully clean to your asking the wrong person
Starting point is 00:50:51 Oh, I know it my toothpaste brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours And I'm like it's better than yours and they're like it's better than yours and I'm like it's okay Ramona stop yours and be of like, it's better than yours and I'm like, it's okay, Ramona. So Sony was like, she's bullying me. It's like the kids who were bullying me when I went to high school because they were jealous. Finally, I just had to be to shit out of one of them. Yeah, we're more than anyone, girls, always getting it in school. I love that these characters on these shows are making themselves the bullied people. It's like when Lala is like, I was so bullied in high school. I love that these characters on these shows are making themselves the bullied people. It's like when Lala is like, I was so bullied in high school. Like yeah, it's
Starting point is 00:51:28 really hot. It's really hard for the hot, been blonde woman in high school. Yeah, exactly. So Durinda's like, that's a daughter. Like, who cares? That's like literally her daughter. Okay. It came out of her Abraham Lincoln. And she said, she said, my family credits. It's a kids' my family. And she said, my family cried to the kids, my family. And so during this, like, I didn't share your family. I didn't say, I didn't share your family. You want to raise your voice? It's your family.
Starting point is 00:51:53 It's your family. For it's your family. Anything you're present, it's not your family. Chris, he's a resident. Who's the best? It's a restaurant. Lincoln. And Ramona's like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Like, she's like, oysters. What do you think of this? Like, she's acting like she's usual. She's so well-behaved, Ramona's like oh my god like she's like oysters. What do you think of this? Like she's acting like she's you she's so well behaved Ramona, you know, so this is so embarrassed and And then they can't just wear all who's just looking like this is gross. I can't do you guys like show that back I know and the man's like in jail. They're better behaved I know I better the system that threw a balloon you sandwich up a lonely sandwich That's better than Tom ever gave me he didn't even give me a bone get a girl's three two one He threw the bone at me Baby he threw the bone at me. Why isn't anyone listening like I forgot?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Wow tough crowd so Beth and he's like yeah, they're in that why do you care? So now she's yelling and then Dread is like, yeah, this brother me. And so they're yelling and then Dread tries to relax. So the clip, clip, she starts clipping her hands at her. And then Dread did know she's losing this one. Carol's the only one on her side. She's like, well, I agree that it seems pretentious.
Starting point is 00:53:02 And she's like, it's my family. And Dread is like, okay, whatever. So she walks awayentious. And she said, it's my family. And there was a good, good, good, whatever. So she walks away, Drenna just gets up and walks away. And she really just goes behind the column and comes right back. But she's a good man here. So yeah, she disappears. And Lohan's like, listen, what skin
Starting point is 00:53:19 is it off Drenna's back if Sonya wants to use her crest on her slippers? I mean, give the girl a break. I'm like, I love that this show gives us these sort of lines. I mean, who cares if Sonia wants to put a crest on her slippers? This is what Orange County needs to be more like, okay, crest on slippers. Also, we have to talk about Luan's statement, Necklace. She's fully wearing a gong. It is like, someone is going to come up to her with a mallet and ring that thing. Also, we have to talk about Luan's statement necklace. She's fully wearing a gong. It is like someone is going to come up to her with a mallet and ring that thing.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Every necklace she wore in this episode was hysterical. You know those little beads you buy Hobby Lobby and make like ones long and ones round and then you make those wooden beads. She was telling that except they were gigantic. Yeah, they were amazing. It was like this amazing chunky necklace. She was like, I've risen from the ashes and I'm going to prove it by wearing the largest statement, a statement necklace gal can wear. This is an assatement. It's a monologue. So Beth, D'Aurinda finally got sit up to.
Starting point is 00:54:23 And Beth and he is right about this. You yell back at D'Aurinda and she backs the fuck backs the fuck down because Durinda was ready to yell on her face and then when she was so need to just kept screeching and yelling Durinda's like, wait, wait, just calm down, you know, so she walks off and then Bethany's like, oh my god, good for you, like, good for you, like sometimes you just gotta kill the monster, okay? You gotta like kill the bear. So then Durinda, then then Durinda she's like settles down and she's like listen listen, you know what We had a new you know, we you know, we I don't want to go back there. We apologize I don't want this to be like that again, and you know what you know, it's shown you I'm so proud of you
Starting point is 00:54:59 And I watch you just why why don't you go well when she stayed present because just staying present You do so well and you're using your words and your achievements have been fantastic and you know The other die the sun was shining and it looked nice in your hair And I was like look at this girl. She's doing great things everything about us great right now. You're a wonderful person Bethany just slams the table. She was what are you doing? And during this like I keep doing like what? I'm not saying what are you a therapist like I'm sorry I'm so proud of you you do so well
Starting point is 00:55:25 Like remember what she was like what you make macram a braiding but they were talking about braiding and breath remember that the We are member the way and we're just like okay, then look. Oh, you think I'm pet me. Okay. I'll pet it literally up I don't really Just like slamming Sony on the head. I'm super You but I have to say like Bethany, like shut up because Durinda was giving a speech and whether it was sanctimonious or not, she was trying to smooth things over.
Starting point is 00:55:52 And you're there negging her, undermining her, when you yourself are the queen of giving those sort of speeches. Like listen, you know what, I'm so proud of it, you're doing great things, like you're strong, you're doing amazing things, and like I really care about you, you know, like I really care, but like, you know, I can't last just anymore. Like you are the queen of just like destroying someone Bethany. And then getting a spurtly, just desperately trying to shift
Starting point is 00:56:13 the blame off her by shifting it onto this durenda fight. So she succeeded and got them fighting and now it's ending, which means it's gonna shift back to her. Well, she's like freaking out now. She's like, you don't get to do some apologize. I go, ah, but I think that she also doesn't like, well, yes, there's that. I also think that she doesn't like when other people get to have that sort of moment. And on top of that, she's pissed at D'Ariinda because she thinks that D'Ariinda has, has turned Carol against her. So she doesn't want D'Ariinda to be let off the hook within apology. That's the whole thing. She wants people to say a mad at her. And Bethany's not wrong with what she says because she says, oh, thanks Deren, that like you spent 30% of every dinner experience, learning inaudible insults at this woman. And
Starting point is 00:56:53 now you're just going to like say, you're proud. Who are you to say you're proud? Like that would be okay for you to say, if you haven't spent an entire season calling Sonia's stupid slut, Hore Cheater brand. Yeah. And all that. And you do it, she does it to Luan. She does it. And I don't mind that she does it, but I do mind when she calls someone out for doing it. Like we're all allowed to get mad at someone.
Starting point is 00:57:14 And we're all also allowed to really feel happy for someone to be proud and see the good things. That's fine. I don't know why Bethany is the only one who thinks that she has the quote unquote authority to do it. because she's a Rindy doesn't have a serious serious now, so dren is like oh, I guess you only will you come up a little. Oh, that's right. You don't But No, she's the one who knows it all
Starting point is 00:57:41 There's not here. She's the new one at all. Want to meet Bob Ethney? Want to meet Bob? Would you like to meet Bob Tutu? Tutu, Bethany. Want some homies? Remind you of anything? Remind me? Or not just like a regular Heather Thompson?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Motherfucker? Remember when she said that? We're like, oh my god. Have you been in jail? But guess what? I have been in jail. I've seen the system. Here you want some baloney?
Starting point is 00:58:02 Well, I kill him, sorry. So, whatever. And so, Romana, because Luilla And so Romanoca's Luilla. Did you miss his Luilla? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh to, would you believe it Ramona, the lows that you go to Ramona? Ramona was like, whoa, I thought I was just making a joke, like my milkshake joke. You know what, my milkshake brought all the girls to the Mayflower and guess what, this Mayflower is better than you.
Starting point is 00:58:37 We get it Ramona, you're on lip sync battle. She's like, you're with one who tweeted and said I'm back, she goes, well, after the pic because people were gonna wonder Where will she just but we look so nice and it she goes listen? I thank you for your support blah blah, so they they're trying to tell Ramona a million times So then Ramona's not listening because she's like well, I think it's a fucking memo, okay? And the way it goes well you didn't get the memo you shouldn't call Tom about new years and Ramona goes, I'm not going to address that, okay? We're going to do things one at a time, okay? Tell the Tom issue to get in line behind the handsome picture I took of us, Lona.
Starting point is 00:59:13 I'd also like to discuss the fact that I was just kicked out of the red, red, hen restaurant, okay? Something else. Okay, next question, please. They're like, I'm sorry, we have to ask you to leave. Why? Because I'm because I'm Republican? No, because you're Ramona. They're like, we just have a $0 policy for a lot of things. They're like, I'm sorry, Sarah, you have to leave like, why? Because I work for Trump. No, you actually just remind us of Ramona. like, why? Because I work for Trump. No, you actually just remind us of Ramona at the same time.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Oh my gosh. Yeah. So, um, so it's like, well, these are hurtful things. You're hurting me. I'm hurt. Look, see this gong on my chest? It's to absorb all the hurt. And when it makes a sound, it means my hurt is being released. And guess what? I haven't released a hurt yet. Ramona. I've got a lot of hurt in this gong. And so, we have this soap all over itself. It cracks me up. but I haven't released a hergy at Ramona. I've got a lot of hurt in this gong.
Starting point is 01:00:06 And so, the man is so full of herself at cracks me up. She's like, yeah, you put picks out and guess what? Luan is the talk of the town again. And I'm like, okay, okay, Gypsy. Yeah, that's relax. New Yorker. I'm just imagining the New Yorker cartoon with Luan like her side.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Talk of the town. I'm like, isn't that what you wanna be? Aren't you like the most interesting people, make the most headlines or whatever? Yeah, so finally, it's only just like, they're calling her and Beth says, she's like, you posted and Beth, they're like putting her mug shots back.
Starting point is 01:00:36 So now you go into the search engines, like, the mug shot, it's Mac, like the mug shot never left. I don't know what you guys are talking about, but Tinsley's mug shot has been up there for three damn years, okay? Yeah, exactly.. So Folly Ramona realizes there's no point arguing this. It's just like she's gonna lose. And so like Dorenda, she starts going into her escape plan, but hers is much less smooth. Ramona's like, you know what? No, I don't mind that I post the photo. Whoa,
Starting point is 01:01:02 I don't mind that I post the photo. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait a second. Oh, shit. Whoa. That's fucked up. Oh, oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I get it now. What you just said about them calling and then Google image searches. Oh, my god. I totally, totally get it now. And LeWan's like, what's between those earlobes? Shit, that's what. I'm gonna go to sleep soon. Milk shake. She goes, oh, my god, what can I do? What can I do in the VM? Now I finally understand what you guys mean.
Starting point is 01:01:28 I can't believe I'm so wrong. Oh, look at that. There's a smirk when you say that. You can't even say that without a smirk. Look, there's a smirk. There it is. There it is. I see a smirk.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Okay, smirk. It's not a smirk. It's not a smirk smirk okay smirk smirk smirk don't think it's funny okay I need to be what thoughtful and I need to I didn't even think about it I'm so disappointed in myself because I think I'm a smart girl and then she like tries to like make big tears he's my girl and I wasn't thinking the last thing I want is to is to steer smirking Ramona. You can't even snot smirk when you bake rye. So Sundya's rubbing her shoulder while she bakes rye and then she tells us, oh here we go, it's Ramona's single crocodile tears. This is my favorite part. Ramona is basically like an evil
Starting point is 01:02:20 villain in a movie who like you know they tie up the person and then explain their whole plan like now that I have you tied up I am gonna go into downtown with a bomb and set it off with a 30 minute timer and come back here and everything will be fine Roman is like Well, right. I'm explaining exactly what's going on You're right. I understand now by putting the picture out there even though it was a beautiful picture I think the old grieves's a beautiful picture, I think all the greens are totally beautiful. Picture a great photo of us, the press is going to pick it up and it's going to bring all the shit of the press again.
Starting point is 01:02:50 I understand. I understand. I made a huge mistake. I get it now. That's what I did. Totally wrong. Yeah. So funny.
Starting point is 01:02:58 So everyone's like, okay, well, we're not going to get anything more. And she's like, and then to find out your friends with Tom. That's not cool. And don't look at me like that You know what you did and then Ramona makes a good point here She's like just because we and divorce Tom doesn't mean it's just gonna disappear Okay, like he so goes to the same places that I do and he still hangs out with the same people that I do like what am I gonna do? I can't kill him with the same people that I do. Like, what am I going to do? I can't kill them. Don't give me that look, Ramona. Don't give me that half smirk look like you're some Nintendo me character. No, don't do that. Yeah, Lewin's a type to buy a house at the end of the coldest
Starting point is 01:03:36 sack and be like, Oh, people always turning around in front of my house. Like, well, you live on a cold sack. What were you expecting to happen? And then to hear you're at the Regency with Tom, I love that not only do they only hang out with the same people, they only go to the same place. It's the Regency. Oh, like, the Regency is the most clear. All this is on Tom. He is such an idiot because he gets caught at the Regency every single time. Like, go to the Hard Rock Cafe. This is Play's Baby, it is his plays. Yeah. And so now Luanne is losing it. She's, she's like, that is the lowest of the low.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Do you realize that? Do you realize what you did is the lowest of the low? I mean, while the devil waiter's in right there. Like you kicked a cop, okay? Like you kicked a fucking cop. For you kidding me. How could you? And the waiter's just standing there standing over the wangely that's the lowest the waiter can you get her a baloney sandwich so she can throw it at me to make this
Starting point is 01:04:33 moment worse. Hey waiter, do you have a mustard packet I could spit out to make this lower? Hey waiter, here's a mallet bang my gong So she's like well most people wouldn't talk to you again Ramona and the way it is Like you can bring you in they's trying to buy them and Beth and he's like well look if we're gonna rank the shit You did okay like the first thing you did was a picture and then this like is B This is like B. It's really bad. It's bad and then we're gonna go so what can I say like sometimes just socially? Napped okay and ten sees like you can't just say that and then think it's bad and then we're gonna go, so what can I say? Like sometimes I'm just so snap. Okay, and Tinsley's like, you can't just say that and then think it's okay.
Starting point is 01:05:08 I never said it was okay, Tinsley. Yeah, I love that Ramona, because Ramona's furious ring all this, but she knows she has to play a nice, but when Tinsley does that, it's like Ramona's like escape valve or pressure valve, whatever she's saying say that okay tin sleep, okay? Romote can take this it from a girl. Yeah, she's not gonna take this from a young girl
Starting point is 01:05:33 So so turns he's like, I just want to know that drinks with Tom. I didn't have drinks with Tom I drink with how Tom was right there, okay? I go there's another winner And she goes well whether it's Tom Dicker Harry, they always hang out at the same pet house, honey. And Ramona's like, I don't care, I like Harry. And during this, like, Harry said things. He said, very bad things.
Starting point is 01:05:57 So now, apparently Harry said some mean things about Luc. So they're like, you can't talk to him either. And so Luc's like, I can't be around this. She gets up and storms off. You know what? You don't have my best interests at heart. I mean, I have a Pandora stage for Growing Up Lab, and you're there on Spotify. That's what this is like.
Starting point is 01:06:16 And I can't be around this anymore. I am leaving. Well, that's face it. If I couldn't talk to any man, the wind's been with, there would be no men left in New York So back home. You like my gong sound by the way, I don't know if that translate it I tried to make it gong sound but I may have just sounded like the wind crashing into a waiter Would you believe
Starting point is 01:06:42 Oh, I believe it. Would you believe it, guys? So they get back to the Mayflower. And they're dead Indians all right, just kidding. They get back to the Mayflower and remodeled. It's like, oh my god, it's banana bread. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, they make me banana bread. It's banana bread.
Starting point is 01:07:03 That I'm mushy banana, and that's red, red. She started freaking out and jumping all over the house. Because we've never seen her more excited. I mean, this shit was hilarious. And then suddenly, goes, whoa, you seem really upset about Louis' unfee-lings right now. And then she was almost like, hey, guy.
Starting point is 01:07:24 What do I? What I did was wrong. I get it now. In the end, my banana milkshake brings all the banana bread to the yard. And they're like, it's better than you want. So Carol goes to the bathroom and she's like, hi, I guess they're back. And she's, oh yes, I hear voices. My gongs are to reverberate. And I knew that the evil spirits were back.
Starting point is 01:07:54 So downstairs, Ramona's like, well, I have this thing. With sometimes people, they say like, I'm wrong. And then I get really mad. And like, even when they're right about me being wrong, then I get super mad, and I say, whoa, I'm wrong, bye, and then I go, and then I leave, and that's my pattern. Yeah, do you know how hot it was for me
Starting point is 01:08:18 to learn to lyrics and milkshake, because when someone sang it to me the first time, and they said, my milkshake is better than yours. I was like, you know what, good boy, good boy. Don't attack me and my milkshakes, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And it took me like three weeks to come back and realize they weren't talking to me, okay?
Starting point is 01:08:34 Then there were mono-wips at her. It's a trigger. It's a trigger for my childhood because my dad was mean to me. So when people talk about, when people are mean to me, I'm like, bye. I love the fact that her dad's just like, how could you hang out with Tom?
Starting point is 01:08:48 Young lady, how dare you, you're a terrible person. Tom is the name of my little kitty cat. And I love my cat. And whoa, this one time I was like, look at my cat name, Tom. And then Jojen Parsmith said, no, I'm a literature cat. You have to get rid of Tom. And I never saw Tom again. And to this day, I can't help but love Tom's. I, no, I'm a literature cats, you have to get rid of Tom. And I never saw Tom again. And to this day, I can't help but love Tom's.
Starting point is 01:09:08 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They still avoid it from my missing cat. Well, Tom's a crest. Like, what are we going to use? Okay. I'm going to put a picture of Tom on my slippers. In Lou Anzerum, Carol's like, whoa, you got out of those handcuffs. And I'm not making my divot but that was amazing
Starting point is 01:09:26 And I just have to tell you I see change I see self-awareness I mean look how grateful you are. I'm so grateful. Too bad it took me this much time to make me stop But it helped it did help at the end of the day And Carol's like if you need anything anything, big kiss, big kiss. Like, oh, God, these Carol just wants it more, deeds. She's been wanting to deeds the entire time,
Starting point is 01:09:50 which I totally respect. But she wasn't in there to be like, if you need anything, she was like, tell me more. Well, I'll tell you one thing. Do you see Ramona? She was even smirking before. Smirking.
Starting point is 01:10:03 So she's actually what Louhan said. The way I brought up the smirking again to Carol. The smirking before smirking. So she's actually what Lohan said the way I'm brought up the smirking again to Carol. The smirking, can you believe it? So downstairs are all getting ready to go to bed and Beth and he's like, all right, tomorrow I want to shout for my next divorce dress, okay? And Tim says like, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He just can't help you so genuinely. That's how that's how tinsley goes asleep that she gets in the bed just AHHHHH! I want you to say. Good night, John, John.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Good night, sister. Good night, mother. Good night, father. Good night. AHHHHH! The noise over, getting into bed. So the next morning, Lou Ann comes in to Sonia and Bethany's bed and jumps in it and she's like, oh, fresh air.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Like, how could you get fresh air between these two? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, it smells like booze, which is my equivalent of fresh air. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh in here. So, uh, they immediately Lelewann goes to, oh well, this has been wonderful, but I don't care what people say about Crash. We all know which Crash Todd used, the Countess Cruster or whatever, I guess, so she means.
Starting point is 01:11:16 And then so, because she's making a joke that she was never supposed to be the Countess, I'm guessing. And then, uh, By the way, I just want to point out that in this whole discussion about titles, you know, Carol also has, has, you know, her late husband's name. And if anything, if I were to render, I would actually be upset a
Starting point is 01:11:34 Carol for not backing her up because Carol is the one who would actually be able to understand and empathize the, like, the difference between a widow. But it's not the name, it's the crest. That's true. I'm more of a man to the gall. Get it. I'm more of an arm and hammer kind of a girl myself.
Starting point is 01:11:57 I'm more of a marathon. Oh wait, that doesn't make sense. But it does to me. Yeah, she didn't mention the marathon, which was pretty impressive. Yeah. So let's see. So Gerrondas and her room with Carol. And Gerrondas like, she's feeling like you wouldn't really stand it up for me with the whole
Starting point is 01:12:17 dress thing. And she's like, well, she didn't want to see me for critical, you know, because you know, count this and all that. Just drop it, you know, let her do her shoes this and all that. Just drop it, you know, let her do her shoes. They're sweet. And then Durin is playing with their hair and she goes, yeah. Also, Bethany started to do a Durin impersonation, which was actually kind of hilarious. Like, the way she started doing her hands, like rubbing her hands as if she was like putting lotion on her hands, I was like, oh my god, that's exactly what Durin does. She's always rubbing her hand. Yeah, when she gets upset, she puts that like antibacterial memachial on her hands. I was like, oh my god, that's exactly what Trinidad does. She's always rubbing her hands.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Yeah, when she gets upset, she puts that like antibacterial memajal on her hands. Yeah. She's like, hey, let me put some pure land here. So that way, I'm all clean for when I took your ass. And back in the other room, Luan's like, well, the next time we're in a restaurant, they should put a sign up in our area. This is caution. Wild animal. Well, the next time we're in a restaurant they should put a sign up in our area. This is caution wild animal Well that was in the corner. I'm like it took you 10 seasons to say that to figure that out I'm about to be like well congratulations because you sliced her you diced her
Starting point is 01:13:14 I mean it was like a late-night infomercial. I was like oh my god The site you can cut through a cook can it was amazing. You didn't make it up You didn't use too many words. Oh, no, she's telling so near this. Yeah Just don't sign it. You didn't make up your words. You got in you got in you got out and so news like starts jumping on the bed boxing Yeah, meanwhile you know what this speech sounds like Durinda's speech at the restaurant. I mean, it's like they it's the same thing, you know Yeah, she's like I'm so proud of you, but she didn't call her a slot war first. So I guess it's different Oh, yeah, I guess I guess and Bethany's also giving her like coaching because she's like, I'm so proud of you, but she didn't call her a slut or a frist, so I guess it's different. Oh, yeah, I guess. I guess.
Starting point is 01:13:45 And Bethany's also giving her like coaching, because she's like, you did it. You knocked out the beast. Now she's done. She is, she is. It's done. You feel like we passed a callstone? Like, you finally set up that monster, Durinda.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I'm like, you know what I actually don't like about this? Is that Durinda is actually really trying to reach out to Bethany to squash this tension. Like, Durinda was really like, hey, you know, Natalie, we hear you with your crystals. Like what's the going on? I talk it out. Like Dorenda was really making an effort and Bethany was like, you know what? No, it's fine.
Starting point is 01:14:14 Like, no, there's no issues. Okay, I guess there's, I mean, I have something going on with me, but there's no issues. We're fine. We're fine, we're fine. And here she is really like sort of like revelinging in Sonia making Durinda look stupid. And it's like Bethany would say she was not reveling in Durinda's humiliation. She's more supporting Sonia.
Starting point is 01:14:35 That's what Bethany would say. But really, like this is like, this is like, this is basically very anti-Durinda. She's going against somebody you don't like. Yeah, and it's like, you know, and she's like literally sitting there coaching her in bed. And then Sonia is literally standing up and boxing like it's Rocky. We're just walking all out now. Le Mans like wild animals at play. Don't free them baloney sandwiches.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Please. So then, uh, Tinsley and Ramona are talking down on the couch waiting for everybody, I guess, to get downstairs. And Tinsley's wearing this, like, hat with two puss on it. She's like, man, even her hat's like, man! Runs like, are you okay? Tinsley's like, yeah, but I'm overwhelmed. I mean, uh, like the wedding dress and the Sonya Durinba, and then, I mean, it's just so much happened.
Starting point is 01:15:22 And Ramona goes, I was shaking up too. I was like, whoa! Whoa! whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And my actions, like, I gotta go to her room. At some point, Intella, you know, actions, whatever. Whoa, but can I tell you something? After we had that banana bread, I was like, whoa, bananas. That was amazing. So I looked up on the internet.
Starting point is 01:15:41 I was like, tell me more about bananas. And to adjust this little dancing banana. And his dance moves are so good that I decided to use the dance moves of the banana on lifting battle when I go on. Okay? Great inspiration for choreography. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Take this for much.
Starting point is 01:15:58 In the next election, I'm voting dull. Okay? So the wangos down and does yoga. Spatch, jikita. Ramanikos down and does yoga. That's spanched, Jekita. No. Ramona goes down and does yoga. And then Ramona's like, well, I realized, like part of it is like she's nervous because no one wants to go in front of a judge, you know?
Starting point is 01:16:14 Like she's gonna have to go to her in front of a judge because the thing she did was bad. I mean, whatever all take the bullet on the work in progress, okay? Like my kitchen, which I still worried about to this day. So they're hacking to leave and Ramona's dragging her like human-sized suitcase down the stairs. It's like 40 loaves of banana bread in it. It's like clunk, clunk, clunk, and she's halfway down and she's like, well, I'm not going to need to copy by doing this. Am I? I'm like, you're already like
Starting point is 01:16:40 mostly down the staircase. So it's a little late to have some concern about carpets. But that is a change for Ramona. Maybe she is in progress. Who knows? And then she just slams it down on the hardwood floor. It's like from the boom. 18 to the heart. The carpet's fine, but the floor is actually
Starting point is 01:16:56 needs to be preserved. Yeah. So so Dorenda starts pepping Ramona up because Lewand's back from yoga and Ramona just wants to pop in to Lewand. She attends her a text and that before she just wants to pop in to Lewand. She had sent her a text in that before. She just wants to pop in, smooth things over. And she's like, you see, just say, I was like, I'm going to be like, you see, you see, you see, I was like, okay, sure, okay, here we go.
Starting point is 01:17:15 So, Ramona, I don't know if you caught this, but Ramona goes, she knocks on the Lewand's door. Lewand opens the door and Ramona just starts talking. You know what, last night, I sent you a text and she just walks in the room. We hadn't said come in or anything. Ramona's like, you know what, I sent a text. You know what, so you know you saw the text
Starting point is 01:17:33 and she's like already in the bed. Yeah, I texted you last night. I don't know if you got it. And Leuand goes, well, I don't want to do this today, Ramona. I just got back from yoga. I just wanted to know if you got the text and anything back from the text, Ramona get out Ramona, we're not talking, okay, but text and so she says, and that's the door behind Ramona and then Ramona comes back
Starting point is 01:17:57 to the group and she goes, you guys, I can read the wean and I could just tell she doesn't want to talk about it right now. I'm like really? I was like, the? I was like, Louie, I'm literally said, I don't want to talk about it right now. You hear glass being thrown against the door in the other room. I'm just getting a sense. I'm reading the room, okay? Yeah, just have a feeling. She doesn't want to talk about it right now, okay? You know what?
Starting point is 01:18:18 I could read from her body language and based on the words that she said, she doesn't want to see me right now, okay? I'm just getting a sense. I'm reading the room, okay? Yeah, just have a feeling. She doesn't want to talk about it right now. Okay. You know what? I could read from her body language and based on the words that she said, she doesn't want to see me right now. Okay? Just get a set. Well, you know, once there's things that you'll be okay. Because I'm guessing that's what she has a hearing. Yeah. She's thinking, well, so she kicked a cop and resisted arrest and slipped out of handcuffs and stole someone's room or whatever. So be fine. She'll just get off. They're not going to take her to trial, right?
Starting point is 01:18:47 I mean, they already threw a baloney sandwich at her. You know, what else can they do? You know, she'll get off time. She'll get time off with the baloney sandwich is served. So they're like, so it's escalating. What you have to go through after going against the Pope Moe and to run away. Yeah, finally she'll be happy and drinking with me again.
Starting point is 01:19:11 I just kidding. I just kidding. Too soon. Too soon. I know. I just bet about a champagne just in case. I just kidding. Whoa, I could beat the room and I could tell that you're just kidding.
Starting point is 01:19:29 So Lou Am's like, well, I'm grateful to the girls for this trip, you know, because it was a stepping stone. And now it's time for me to re-enter New York. Another hurdle. Like, I love the hurdles in her life. It's like from a fabulous rehab center to a fabulous spa. Yeah. To a fabulous pet house. She's like, oh, difficult. Now I'm back to life with a giant coffee cup and a tiny little curing machine. It's gonna be tough, but I can do it. And that brings us to the end of this hurdle everybody. We will be back tomorrow with some Southern Charm. In the meantime, go over and get your shirt final chance. What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on?
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