Watch What Crappens - RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas

Episode Date: June 1, 2018

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hey! Classic episode for Housewives, York City. Oh my god, this was an amazing episode. I could not believe this gift that came down from the Bravo Gods. It's just real Housewives of New York, they know how to bring it, which at this point is now just sounding cliche or what, trite or... I don't know. It's like it's not a novel thing to say. They know how to bring it which at this point is now just sounding cliche or what right or I don't know It's like it's it's not a novel thing to say they know how to bring it, but every time they do bring it. It's like Wow Wow, they just bring it non stop. I mean this was this was an episode that had like three Full cast set pieces in it, you know, and that's just par for the course, you know

And when we say it a million times everyone always says that you know, and that's just power for the course, you know, and we say a million times, everyone always says that, you know, if this were Beverly Hills, this would be three episodes right here. But the truth is, I mean, it's true. It's like, like, no other, no, none of these other franchises can compete. Oh my God, we have interventions for like 12 different people, like even side characters on this show. I know. They'd be like, I think you're a trunk baby. Oh, no. Like, uh, getting line honey. Getting line, ribbon. Oh my God. So quick, chills, quick chills.

Life shows coming up. We are so excited for June. We're going to come to Phoenix to do Real Housewives of New York live in June. And then we're going straight to San Francisco for gay pride. See what I did there. Yeah. We're going to have Southern Charm gay pride recap in San Fran on gay pride. So get your ass over the people. Go to watch it crappin's.com for tickets and special announcement. Our monthly shirt, our limited edition shirt for the month is for real housewives

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It's a piece. And I just want to remind everyone that our dedication to these shows is so intense that just like Luan and I believe Tinsley, we are also heading down to West Palm Beach with our show. We do have a show in West Palm Beach, so we are planning to go down there, get arrested, slip out of handcuffs, and go on stage. So don't forget, we're going to the Palm Beach too. We're just like Luan.

Yes, I was born with you, Chan, so I will never slip out of cuss. That's one thing God was like, if you get arrested, you're fucked. Okay? Ham hands. And I said, okay, God, and so I haven't gotten arrested yet. Those hands get cuffed. They stay cuffed. You know, also, I just want to give a shout out to the lovely ladies of it's complicated. We went on to their show that's on After Buzz TV last night and we had a lovely time and they were so kind i swear to god it felt like we were receiving uh like an award or it was like this is your life moment they gave us just the most flattering and complimentary intro and it was so nice and undeserved so thank you so i'm go check out our little one hour show that was about bravo and relationships, but it sort of went with us. I'm just being a giant gab session about. Yes. And also a huge shout out to our longtime listener and friend, Candy Ann Stamer, who is this Hawaiian

chick. She just got married yesterday Wednesday. So happy marriage, you little rascal. She sent us a mojo mahalo box, which is basically just a box of really great stuff from Hawaii. So don't worry, Ben. I'll be bringing you some later. Thank you. And thank you. And happy wedding day, you little stinker. Yeah, you little stinker, you little married stinker. Mary Stinker. Okay, so let's get on with the real housewives of New York. Speaking of Stinkers. I can't run. This episode was so good. It was so holy. I was cracking up the entire time. I mean everything and I mean these editors, they know how to craft a show. The producers and the editors who obviously worked well together, they are just blazing hot. This is like Emmy-worthy storytelling right here.

Like those Emmy voters have, no, I'm serious. Those Emmy voters have to get their snobbery out of their asses. Okay, when it comes to the reality TV category, like this needs to be nominated for whatever, what is the categories? Like reality, non-competition, something another? Like, sorry, like let's, can we like not give it to deadliest catch or not nominate deadliest catch or crabs on the ocean or whatever those shows are called? Like, can we, can we at least get some appreciation for the craftsmanship that goes into a show like this because it is it is

Better and funnier than a lot of scripted television shows there. I said it Game of thrones We all housewives of New York City. I mean Lord knows there's enough dragons You know breathe and all over people in this show. Yeah So we open where we left off last week Thank you. Let me have that rant. Thank you Thank you for letting me have a moment Yeah, so we open where we left off last week No, I was with you and if ever I'm in the Emmy voting category, I will say no more to you amazing race What is so amazing about your race anyway?

Please bring me the real house last in New York Senate top chef take a seat sir Well, I mean, I'm trying to remember. It's like, it's, I'm sorry, I'm not always amazing. I'm winding my lips. That shit. Well, they're in the competition category. I think the non-acoustic category is like inside the actor studio or something like that, which is like, oh, it's great. But like, come on, here's the thing. You're interview actors. Wow. Yeah, whatever happened to entertain me tonight. James lived in. Yeah, go back to making tea. James lived in. Yeah, no kidding go whatever happened to entertain me tonight James lived in yeah go back to making tea James lived in Yeah, no kidding go back to tea bag in Santa Vagant go back to sitting on a chair No next to route who just ruined your life

Here's the thing here. Here's why real house of New York will never get nominated for an Emmy in the reality non-competition program Whatever is a there is a lot of snobbery when it comes to reality TV. Even amongst, I don't know who votes for reality TV in the Emmy's, because I don't know if it's people who work in reality or if it's the whole thing. So first of all, I suspect it's the entire academy. So they already have skewed views on what is good reality TV. It's just, you know, it's probably like a lot of old people who you know care more about Game of Thrones They do about reality TV so like oh well this James Lipton. He looks sophisticated, you know and yeah

and like and people also fail to realize that real housewives of New York really ultimately is A comedy it is a comedy show and people see it and like oh, it's just it's just women arguing You know, it's kind of this like elitist view on these shows. It's elitist, like if it's not meant, meant made for men, it's not serious and shouldn't be taken seriously. And I say, stop it. Oh, for Christ's sake, everybody go march in the streets for the real housewives.

It's like the reverse feminism march. Like, let's go march for housewives. It is all ladies fighting. And guess what? That is fine by me. I'm saying it is. That's go March for housewise. It is all ladies fighting. And guess what? That is fine by me. I'm saying it is an item unto itself. But I'm saying it should be, here's the thing. The view, the perspective should be, you know what?

That is old ladies fighting. I'm nominating it. Not, it's just old ladies fighting, whatever. Let the old ladies be ladies, you know? Snobbery. I'm with you. Thank you. You know I'm with you. I'm not going to argue with that. Thank you. You know, I'm with you. I'm not

going to argue with that. I'm just going to sit here and cheer you on silently. Sorry, but I'm just putting on my wrist. Yeah, that was jolly care, by the way. Yeah, she cares about us. jolly care. We care about you. Okay. So we start where we left off last week, at Duranda's house with Bethany and Carol and their passive aggressive aggressive passive passive aggressive aggressive aggressive fighting and flapper outfits. Yeah, that's the best part is that they have this really, they have a serious fight while dressed like they're, you know, from the Greek at speed. Yes, and people online have pointed out that Bethany is basically wearing a silver thong on her head.

Now, as someone who doesn't wear thongs, I didn't see that, but now I do see it, and it's all I can see. Yeah, that is actually an amazing observation. Thank you, Internet. Yes, thank you. So they're in the middle of their fight, and we start with Carol going, come on, let me talk. You talk a lot, please. And Bethany, because when you talk, you talk whiny, okay? You have whiny talk.? You have whiny talk. You want a whiny talk right now? Go ahead, go ahead.

Go ahead. Do you talk whiny talk? Do you talk whiny talk? It's whiny talk. It's like me. Yeah, me. Me. So, you don't want to let me tell my story, Carol.

You don't want to let me tell my story. You're like, I just want to know. Now, you don't want to know because you won't let me talk. So, neither one of them is letting the other one talk, but neither one of them really has anything to say. Well, they actually do have things to say, but they instead of actually just saying it, they are getting caught up on, you know, let me talk.

You're talking over me. I'm like, oh, I just say what you have to say. Well, don't talk over me. Okay. So, and then Bethany would be like, well, here's what I felt. Okay, I was like, hey, it's talked over me. It's like, you know, you guys are arguing over, like Carol, stop interrupting. You're just, just hold your tongue your tongue for a second and Bethany stop getting hung up on the fact that she's interrupting you and just see what you have to say, okay

This is a song. It's called say you say me. I know that song hit it boys Say you say me say it together Like you have a cabaret Three two one. I'm gonna be in Chicago All right, what rhymes with Adam's an operator, okay? Okay, so this is where the fight gets really weird for me because again the show makes me jump sides every damn show I'm a hypocrite and I don't even know what side I'm on anymore because Bethany's like well, yeah, of course I called him an operator

Remember when we talked I called him an operator. I told you I think he's an operator No, no, no, no, no, no, no, which is she already told you that what do you mean? A phone company doesn't mean that he's an operator Just because his phone number is zero Just because I met him when I called Just because I met him when I called to 1,2,5,5,5,1,2,1,2, doesn't make him an operator. Well, you know, it's all a branding issue. I mean, if my phone number was here, I'd say it was, Oh! Give me a call, it.

Oh! Yes, it was so nice of Oprah Winfrey to make a magazine about my phone number. Oh, thank you, sir, Tosale. I'm going to sue Oprah Winfrey for publishing my phone number to the masses. So, um, so Bethany is like, you know, this is about where this different places, you know, like you were traveling with Tinsley and like, you know, and like, and I don't need your commentator. And I don't need your Commodore and I don't check commentator in cows like oh yeah, you know you're right my friend He always has been died so I spend time in early Tuesday. Thanks for reminding me that my friends have been that you know like

They weren't really getting anywhere. Yes, and then you've got Sonya shaking her head over on the side like she's the mature one I love when Sony is the mature one. It always cracks me up. She's like, this is very awkward because they're very close friends of mine. And Carol's like, yeah, but you said you told me about telling Adam Houston, you never told me about Adam, which who cares? What is this about telling Carol about Adam going to Houston?

Why does that matter? I don't know. I was actually a little confused as to what was said to what and what was offensive to what at this point But basically Bethany is getting frustrated so she stands up to leave him during this like don't leave don't leave She say yeah, she say don't leave so okay, so Bethany's like oh, man I said she sits down and she's like she's like okay like don't interrupt me Okay, just like let me see what I got to say all right

So here's the deal so what I when I when I texted you and I said this thing about Adam and Carol's like, okay, like don't interrupt me. Okay, just like let me see what I got to say. All right, so here's the deal So what I when I when I texted you and I said this thing about Adam and Carol's like exactly and basically no, I can't it's a possible I can't get a word of natural rights. I can't I can't go words. I'm like you're getting paragraphs in edgewise. That's how you talk So she's getting up pacing around carols, you know pacing around with her Well, she's got like a walk around her voice. Her voice is pacing around at this point. It's like, I don't know what they're talking about. I'm tennis balls on her voice. Just, yeah, exactly. Then she's like, on my voices, it's scratching your forehead.

They're in that. So, she's like, those scratches were already there. I took pictures. And then it cuts to Lewand with this big long cigarette on a cigarette holder. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh whole situation or something like that But I said yes, I did yes, I did and the way I just goes I Don't give a shit about Adam Because he is an operator that's why he dated my niece. I'm like, oh geez that tea lasted long Don't you remember your Chinese tea outfits? Did you waste it already? It's already wasted

So she's like he dated my niece and girl goes all the way and stop Don't you remember your Chinese tea outfits? Did you waste it? Already, it's an already wasted. So she's like, he dated my niece and girl, because all the way on stop, no one cares what you think we win. It's just, oh really? Well, where did you meet him then? In my kitchen, that's right. In my kitchen.

Because of my niece, don't forget it. He's an operator. Smooth operator. With watermelon radishes. How dare you? How dare you? This is no ordinary radish. So the music here is just completely on point. Trixi Monacoel is killing it.

So first Bethany's like, what? I didn't tell you about Houston and the music of Snap. It's like snaps. And then Carol said, I mean, the wind we on it's like, my kitchen, my kitchen, the music goes, boom. Like a in Ferris Bueller, you know, the song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob. Oh, Bob. I forget the band that did that. I want to say it's yes, but it's not yes.

Oh, yeah. Tracey. Tracey Monaco, the watermelon radish. Come to Countess and Friends. I'll be singing my favorite song. Bob, Bob. Yes. Chica, Chica.

So, Luanne. So, Luanne's like, he is an operator. And he jumped on Carol from my knees and turns He's like, uh, Luan, I mean he was with Carol for three years. I don't know if that's an operator And she goes whatever time it takes he's an operator. He's a little boy from the Midwest, okay? That's who he is He's just a boy from me from the Midwest He's just a small town boy Boy, from the Midwest. He's just a small town boy,

coming from the Midwest. He arrives in New York City to be an operator. Don't stop cabareting. Or not to that feel-a-yang. I'll have that even rhymes, Luan. So Carol's Mabliwann. And Luan is still, the wands whispering to Sonia So I'm just like I know

Not even our love see I would have believed it was true love if it's on his eye on the love see, but it was a couch So then Bethney tries to take it back. She's like all right And with some weird busy we're both busy. I'm busy being an international business woman and selling multiple things. You are busy doing whatever it is that you do. And Carol's like, yeah, we wear busy. And she's like, and I'm so proud of you, Carol. I'm so proud of you because I don't know.

What would you walk a block? I'm so proud of so proud, Carol. What would you get out of bed one day? Whoa, Carol, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna pray for you, Carol. I'm a pray for you. Yeah. I just want to remind everyone that Adam is a little boy from Midwest.

That's who he is. Did I say that already? Did I say that? So Carol is sick of listening to Lewand, so she goes, Well, I told you I ran the half marathon and you're only responses at Lewand's a loser. You never even said congratulations on the half marathon. I'm like, Carol, okay, you're really pushing it, okay. Like a half marathon, I'm sorry, maybe you say You're really pushing it. Okay, like a half marathon

I'm sorry. Maybe it's oh cool like good job, but like That's a half marathon. Yeah, actually I mean a half-matherer and still more than I could do So yeah, I'll be props, but like whatever shut up about your fucking marathon. Okay. Yeah You said the lands of loser when goes excuse me. What did you just say? The man's a loser Luzer and Luzer and Luzer, excuse me, what did you just say? Luzer and Luzer! Luzer and Luzer, so she's like now stirring her own Luzer stew over. And Ramona is chiming and I don't know if you noticed it because Luzer and Luzer and Luzer and Ramona go, dig you with Luzer.

This is like cracking up from Oda. She goes, well the final Luz loser, the rest of the world sucks. Okay. I'm losing really. Then it cuts to her talking to us and she's like, I'll lose her. Do I look like a loser? I mean really.

If I'm a loser, God. I mean, right. Do I look like a loser to you? I feel like I'm a winner in my very own rented pantas So I'm about to think you know what I'm about it. I'm done. I'm done about it. Okay. I'm done about this about this I'm going around You can just say your piece. How do you think you can just say your piece and then say I'm done I said, you know what Carol, leave me alone about a girl.

Leave me alone. I said, oh really? See, you're gonna make them here. Oh, so good. And then Dorenda has like this moment where she sort of like, that has like a mini-yell. She's like, yeah, you bitches, head to town.

Yeah. And then the wind's like, Dorenda. And then she like gets up and it's like, I'm just in the chair with you. This is something that not losers do. They share chairs with people On the give her you see don't tell me I don't do chat about Can say charity without chair

I'm most of suck good because Duranda's like I don't even know what she said either I wrote I wrote down a bunch of letters and then the pants like Duranta don't try and make it okay all the time. That doesn't work. And she goes, yeah, it doesn't win. Look, I'm making it okay with you. And then they hug and they're in the like, look at those boobs. And then they like sit together and they start mic with each other.

It's just fully true. While the spider's going on. And then Ramana comes from like a reading rainbow corner over there. She's like, listen, stenchips are about understanding each other, and Bethany only wants to understand her own point of view and it hurts, cause I know that Bethany's hurt.

That makes me sad, because I know she's hurting inside. She's hurting inside, hurts more than hurting outside, cause when you're hurting outside, other people see it and they say, you're hurt, but when you're hurting inside other people see it They say you're heart, but when you're hurting inside nobody sees it unless you're a woman with a career The Bethany is not supporting then you see it. You're like your heart bitch So Bethany so now Bethany is like getting really shrill, you know because it's like this She's she Bethany is now so furious that Carol said that Bethany said that Luanne was a loser

She's furious that Carol is basically putting her on blast for that. She's like you think I would tolerate this conversation If you might think you know, she's like her voice is getting this high thing. She's like I walk you know What's about it? I walk out of every unpleasant conversation like I'm tolerating you right now because I care about you Huh? Hey, I like how old do you how old do I about you. Hey, how old are you? How old are you? I know you won't be 45, but don't act seven, okay? So what? Yes, and Bethany's right on this one. Yeah, that was actually good line.

That was a good line. And that was a dick move, Carol. Like, fight your own battles. You don't need to bring everybody into it. And at least like, you know what's worse than Carol saying that you said I'm a loser? The fact that you said it. And said, look, look, look.

I don't know that I said it. I don't know that I said it. I don't know that I said it, but it's possible with an idea. Okay, it's possible. She goes, you think I care what you think about me and she stands up and she gets about these faces. Yeah. I hope not. I hope not.

I was not for one second. And Beth thinks, I really do care that you have lips to God your face. And then I goes, oh, I do, Oxford, I do. Like, like see you care what I think about you and I care what you think about me She goes oh I do care all right. I do care. It's fine and then Alright you got me I care what can I say I'm a caring opa raider Three two one I care cuz I share is that a song I made it up so Bethany also right before that Bethany is like Lillian like how many bad things that you said about me okay?

You're like you're piling up to talk me for no reason. Lillian's like I've never said a bad thing about you Not one thing at all. Hair cut Is it is it saying something bad if I report a crime you stole a hair Is it is it saying something bad if I report a crime you stole a hair Well, I've just get mad at anybody who walks into a police station. Why don't you? I mean, why would I insult the person who popularized my very own cocktail recipe? I'm glad I could help you by letting you steal my idea for a cocktail cup Versus you my cocktail then my hair I mean what could I say that's bad about you because everything seems to be nothing but

flattery. Oh yeah well okay everyone I have an announcement I have said something negative about everyone that's this table at some point in time and Lou Ann goes alright now who's gonna die? We're still doing the work of mystery, right? We're supposed to participate. So, Carol, those guys must have still been in the kitchen, like, what the fuck is going on out there? Right. Yeah. So, Carol, her old thing is like, Bethany, you can never admit to doing something that's less than perfect, which I actually think that's a valid point. I mean, Bethany will often talk about her flaws, but she talks about her flaws almost in a way that to immunize herself from criticism, like, no, look,

like I know my flaws, I know my issues, like, don't come at me, like I already know them, but Carol's kind of right, like Bethany, Bethany has a hard time taking accountability when it comes to friendships, I think, the things that she does wrong in friendships. Yes, and then Carol's always trying to relate to the people, so she's like, when you come front,'s always trying to relate to the people.

So she's like, when you come front, back to me, she gets in the weeds. I'm like, what is she, a waiter now? Please don't put that image in my head. It's a path of being in the weeds. Oh my god, I'm a god, I got so many tables. It's too much going on here. It's too much going on here.

It's too much going on. Like skinny weeds, that's why I call them. You know what, it's like you go to your garden and then I have a weeds, but they're skinnier than usual. Skinny weeds, huh? So, Bethany is like, this is a seismic raft, okay, you know what like Carol said that Carol said saying that like I call you Louis on the loser like that's like that's a remote move. That's like a remote move Okay, that's bad. That's bad. So it's like okay. This is bad now. She's comparing Carol to Ramona

Yes, and there are often separate corners complaining about each other. And so Carol's like, well, she wasn't supportive She didn't go neither penny to my charity and I didn't say anything Carol. It was a marathon. Okay, if you want people to give you money Sell some girls got cookies on your way. You know what I mean. That's how they do a marathon. Yeah, exactly and also it's like Bethany is literally chartering airplanes to go to Puerto Rico. I mean, it just came out today. I guess the White House said that this was the best FEMA response of all time is to Puerto Rico. I think that's what I saw in the view, like fleetingly today.

So I'm sorry if I get that wrong. And like, I don't know why I'm bringing that up. I'm not trying to politicize this podcast. But the point is that Bethany was actually doing stuff. She was doing more than FEMA, I feel like. And so Carol's like, you like, I'm in a marathon. You know, it's like, okay, like Carol, like, sorry if Bethany didn't, first of all,

I think Bethany did donate to you. And second of all, sorry if she was preoccupied chartering airplanes to Puerto Rico. Yeah, I don't know, it's me, it was a petty moment. So Bethany's still freaking out and squealing like, what she says on her trash right now, I don't trust her, because she It was a petty moment. So Bethany still freaking out squealing like what she says on our trash Right now I don't trust her because she said the thing why would I trust her? Like she's doing her squeal thing where she's just in the manic. Yeah, that's just basic She's based back on this. You know, blah blah blah. And so she's squealing and then the way I go

All right now that's enough. Listen here. There is no loser here. It's like yeah, let's concentrate on the fight Someone called me a loser. So she gets a big feather boa here. It's like, yeah. Let's concentrate on the fight. Someone called me a loser. So she gets a big feather boa thing. And she's like, oh, chau bala. No, that's Italian. All right, let's start again. Smooth operators. She's just singing.

And Bethany is like, what happened to this house? I feel four feet tall right now. I'm like, what the hell is happening? She's like, it's the berserk chairs, Bethany. Thank you. That's what happened. Oh, wow. There we go. French. Just like my former husband. Cowell Alexander DeSeps. So, fun, fun, fun, smooth operator. I'm a rickery. Run away, run away, run away, and see if you're alive. That's my band called the Real McCoy. So Ramona, meanwhile, is in the hallway talking to Carol. She's like, why? Feel bad. I felt you are pain. I felt her pain. It was like, you know what I'm saying? No, Ramona, I don't

know what you're saying. No one knows what you're saying. So Bethany is hearing her and so she senses Bethany there. So she's like, look, all I wanna say is I love you both. Okay, I love you so much. And Bethany's like, oh yeah, yeah. Now you're on a stage and it's not, you know, that's not what you were saying 10 minutes ago. We get a remoney, you're on a stage. And she's like, oh, listen, to be or not to be obsessed

with health care. No, I think you should be obsessed with skin. Personally, Ramona's single skin care. Shut up Ramona. Ramona loves this, yeah. I'm not on a stage, okay? But that being said, memories, like the morning of memories,

of Mario memories, where's the tire I'm getting on the tire, and I'm floating up into the heavens to see Avery with her friends in the memories Oh for Christ sake, it's not get off the tire Ramona. It's not about you So Ramona's following up this her up the stairs and she's like well, you know She's I know your friends with her and you have a friendship with her and she has a friendship with you and then you know Other people have friendships with other people in Ernie. They have friendship friendship but as a friendship with Ernie Ernie has a friendship with Bert

You know man if there's something wrong guess who's gonna feel bad me That's who it affects consider the real people fact by this hey Yeah, it's always sad to see a friendship on the rocks You know I know you're friendship with her and it's very upsetting to me It's like imagine if someone said hey Ramonaona, you and Avery, your sister, friend, are no longer friends that be very upsetting because we're basically like friends. I know my mother, but I'm basically her equal because we look the same. We go out to bars together and get cocktails. We each get three cocktails. The first cocktail is a short one and a small glass with a one ice cube. The second one's a tall one with tequila and

three ice cubes and some soda. And the third one has three lawns around it and a little bit of ice and a little bit of water. Okay? Okay. Let's face it, it's time for commercial break. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but if we don't take one, it's going to be very day class set. Okay. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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Like they would find a new way to kill Kenny every episode. So it's like every year They're gonna try and find a new way to kill Durinda last year. She was stabbing herself with the knife not even knowing it this year She's like happy Be a day You well actually Ramona takes over the happy birthday, which is probably one of the funniest things up. Happy birthday, too. Yeah, okay. Okay, Ramona, we hear you. So then to Rinda has this cake full of candles and just like stabs her face with it. Yeah, she's like to try to make things funny. She like puts her head in the cake. As Danny Palakrino said, Mrs. Doubtbtfire style But the thing is that the candles were still lit

Like she just puts her face into fire Yeah, she's like the Freddy Krueger now of the Berkshire's I'm your sick my tongue out of your phone Hey, why don't you take us why don't you go to sleep so we can tack you get it? phone. Hey, well, in two seconds, why don't you go to sleep so we can talk together. It was funny is that Luan when when Dorenda does that, Luan goes, why did you do that? Why would you do that yourself? Would you believe it, girls? She ruined the cake. She burned her face with cake handles. So then they just all start eating the cake off her face, which was both disturbing and wonderful. Yeah. want to get a party started but cake on your face three two what cake on your face?

Cake on your face. We got the party started with cake on your face So then bad things like, you know what? Thank you, Duranda. Thank you for having us. All right on the camera three you made it nice People are crazy. Okay. We just went from the worst fight ever to you made it. Nice. Everyone's happy. Yeah. So it's 920 in the morning. Oh, no, it's 920 at night. And Lew and Sonia and the rest of them are just dancing downstairs, humping each other like crazy people. There's wasted. I know. And then upstairs, Bethany is for some reason just fully naked, except for a little thong. And she's trying to get into the green Santa costume just kidding. It's the elf costume. I know. But she's trying to get into it, but costume. Just kidding, it's the alf costume I know. But she's trying to get into it,

but like she and Durrinder both drunk and they're both trying to get into and sort of like wrestling. And Durrinder starts to talk, I forgot what Durrinder said in her interview, but it was clearly what they call a pick up, you know when they basically should interview after the fact. And I don't know what's going on with her hair.

I'm gonna squarely blame. I believe Luke from laser London is her new hair guy, but she looked like Dorothy's born act. It was someone put to Rinda and old lady hair and I did not appreciate it. Well it was probably a wig from burning all her hair off. Yeah, maybe that was what it was. So yeah they're just like, they're like, they're like, they're like, I don't sell them. I don't sell them. I don't sell them. I don't sell them. They're like, they're gonna runiggling. It's the guy, yo, Santa. I am Santa, Bella. He's talking to you, they're gonna run me. And Beth things like, ah, I didn't know she owned Christmas, okay?

I mean, she has a hair and Mrs. Cros, and I've got the job enough. So, I'll just, I'll just be her, what's the matter? I didn't know that Elves had specifically like, like, jaws, like, like signature jaws. I thought Elves would just be like, had fairly standard jaws, you know? Well, I think she's doing the elves from those Claymation movies, which I've been talking about a lot this week for whatever those claymation Christmas movies rely on have huge chance I think she's she's probably I think it's her way of saying yeah, I know I got a job situation. Okay, I know

I know okay, I know I know so so now so Bethany so bit so Carolyn Durandard sitting on a bed now and they're like talking about the fight and everything and then Bethany walks in. She's like, oh my god, like, well, it's like a circle, a circle, a conversation. See that? I said circle, jerk. It's not funny. It's like circle, jerk. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it bed now talking to Durinda and she's like, well, you know, I think Bethany is looking at this through the lens of her own experience. Like Narcissus do. I'm like, excuse you, that is what human beings do. Yeah. God forbid you apply your own experience to something. Yes. So I love this show for making me go so far to the other side already It's like last week I was like screw Bethany Carol's totally right out there Bethany and this week I'm like shut up Carol

Well, it's kind of funny this episode ultimately ones of being very anti-Bethany So it is like it's over even the course the episode I was a little bit more on Bethany's side during this argument Even the most the audience I think was on Carol's side. I was I was more in Bethany's side But then it's like well by the end of the episode it's like, ah, the Bethany is, she is, she is a hard person to get behind sometimes. So Carol, so they, so, Jorinda leaves them alone and they sit down. So they can't go out of go, you guys, Chuck, I got Campbell to blame you, give me your movie.

I got to apply some allowed to my face. So Carol Carol's like, Alright, I've said my piece. You've said your piece. And Beth, he's like, I never said my piece. I never said my- Well, you know, it's an expression. No, I literally never said the word, words my piece. Okay? My piece.

Okay, now it's my piece. It's like, I've heard the expression, Carol. So, Carol's like, Well, the thing is, he didn't tell me, he said, he is soon. It's like, oh my god, you must be missing a text or an email or something. And she, Carol goes, No, I'm not. I'm like, you wouldn't tell me he said he is. Oh my God, you must be missing a text or an email or something. And she goes, no, I'm not. I'm like, you wouldn't know if you're missing it.

If like don't say you're not, because if you're missing it, you don't know that you're missing it. That's a whole point of a missing text or email. Yeah. And Beth and goes, Oh, so you think I just caught you out of the blue set, Adam sucks. And earlier in the episode, Carol was like, possible. Earlier in the episode, Carol telling us, she goes, Bethany called me out of the blue and said, Adam sucks.

I'm like Bethany, you do later on and call Ramona out of the blue and tell her that she sucks. So it's not like totally unprecedented for you. Adam sucks. And actually, how earlier brands call you? They call you out of the blue. Like, is there a certain time that they're supposed to call you? Of course, you called out of the blue to say out of sex. And I actually, by the way, in Bethany's favor, what I like about, what I liked about her in this argument a little bit earlier in the episode when they're still at the table, is that I feel like Bethany can walk back or walk through what she said in her motivations

very clearly, which is what sort of gives her an edge a little bit in my book She's like so here's basically what happened, you know, Adam, you know He asked for a rate no one else asked me for a rate and so I called you up And I was like can we be done with Adam already like I'm this is ridiculous because she probably was calling to be because Adam Carolyn Adam were sort of like on the outs a little bit and Bethany called and thought she was sort of like Pelling around, you know like I think that was what was implied. Like let's just like have like a bitch sash about Adam, you know?

And then she's like, and then I realized that I pushed too many buttons and it wasn't really like working, so I like dialed it back. So she basically set at the table, I kind of miscalculated like our Adam bitch sash, you know? And I thought that was a very honest, you know, um, an honest explanation of at least from her. Well, we don't know if it's honest,

you know, that's the thing with Bethany because she keeps changing the things. Well, I mean, I'm saying, but I'm saying that's why. But it felt because she was able to explain it clearly and coagently. That's why it felt more honest to me. Well, at least it explains it to me because I don't know even what Carol's mad at now because now I'm like, well, okay, so if Bethany called you and told you about all this stuff and said that Adam wanted to be paid and all this stuff and he's an ass and he's an operator and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Then where are you mad about that now? Are you literally just mad that something was said about Houston and you didn didn't know about you same like is wise Bethany matter was carol

wise carol mad because now carols just bringing up he's in if you already knew all this other stuff I have a carol is mad here's like that she just heard that Bethany was calling out of you know an operator and all this stuff well she already knew that I'm confused no I think this is why Carol was mad because she knows that there's been like a weird vibe with Bethany and then she finds out that night before thanks to basically Ramona and D'Arenda that Bethany was talking about this situation, about the operator situation. So in Carol's mind, she thinks Bethany is going around talking shit about Adam and

calling him an operator all around town. So that's got her mad. Like why the fuck are you doing that? Like that's so obnoxious in her mind. When really, as far as we can tell, this moment happened about the operator moment. Bethany called Carol and was like, he's an operator. She's like, well, I know everyone's an operator in business. You are most of all the operator. Bethany told Dorenda, yeah, you know what? Adam did this thing. I told Carol, I think he's an operator. In Carol's mind, she thinks she's mad because she

she thinks that Bethany is just like the reason why there's distance is because Bethany has been so pissed about the Adam situation and has been talking to everyone about it except for Carol. Does that make sense? I got lost in my own talk. Yeah. I mean it must just my brain. So I think it's doing the same thing to Carol because Carol's just at the point where she's like look I don't want to fight with you and Bethany's like well Carol It's just like you seem like you're so into yourself right now like you're into yourself and your fashion and your hair and Tensely and selfies and of course you drop Tensley in there, which is basically the problem and Carol goes Selfies you're like the queen of selfies. We're all over Instagram She goes that's distorted what you're saying. You're saying I like my hair,

so you're distorting it and it's saying, I like my hair. My YouTube are making me fucking crazy with this, okay? Yeah. Speak quiet, both of you just speak quiet. But the thing is that like, you know, Bethany was being hypocritical because she is also about selfies.

But you know, to say that someone is now all of a sudden about selfies, it doesn't mean that like, you personally can't be about Selfie, it's like if you're the accuser, it just means that you know you never were about this before, not if suddenly you're about like I've always been about it So I have no problem with it, but you never were about it, not suddenly you're about it in a way that's sort of like sad and the truth is that what Bethany is saying is what we've been saying for the past few years, you know, Carol sitting on that counter at the camera shop, the cool girl, you know, like this has been Carol's fatal flaw is this trying to be kind of like young and hip all this time. And then of course that opens up this whole other kind of worm to jump, not going to go into it is like, why can't a woman do that, you know, but like I'm not going to bother with that. But the point is Bethany's basically saying what we've been saying.

Yeah, except that the smart said Bethany just needs Bethany will pick out anything. And then she just barriers the tinsley in there. You know, I think because tins it really is about tinsley, right? Because it's not just that kind of trying to be young because she's always what I'm saying. I was saying she just drops tinsley and like all of these other complaints that have no validity. She's basically saying you think that like you and tinsley are like two, you know, 41 gal 41 year old gals like Galiband in across the city And you're not you're not you're not Tinsley's contemporary here is basically what Bethany's saying Yeah, so then they cut to downstairs the ladies are now humbling each other

Me well downstairs is colligial. It's like the way I'm being like oh Fraudage or yeah, it's like droopy eyes wide shut. They're just all like they're just swarming on each other down on It's like a it's like a rat king happening down on the couch Yeah, so then back up stairs with us and he's like look everyone has their own stuff like you had a breakup And then I had to go away to be with the charity. I just got into the it's like they want to watch. I'm into the I'm into the I'm into the I'm into the what is the charity doing. I know like what did they what did they what did they abduct for you to get to get the blood like all right Bethany.

We've been. Dr. The crack with you. What we're not giving it back to you until you have tried to rescue planes. Yeah. And Carol's like, honey, I got it Which of course she says all the time. I'm just pointing that out. I'm coming on me. Yeah, I'm coming on me So she's like that got to attend it didn't eat you she's all right. Let's bring it to a seven

We'll see seven now seven now, so we can't bring it to a seven all right I want to zero. I want to zero. How about that? Oh my god, you're even arguing about what you know what I want I want zero to vibe I want because you know what that that? Oh my god, you're even arguing about what you don't want to know. I want zero to vibe I want to know what that is. It's a match your number. It's not okay. I want I want I right now measure numbers It's like well, yeah Now I'm in these PJs because during the other PJs she's like, oh, you have other PJs Yeah, they're doing this vagina right now like there's so far apart from vagina It's like this. She's gonna give birth to a baby like velvet Santa Claus suit.

To remember, Differension having Camelto a few times this episode. She was like, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys can camel-toe on my Santa Claus. So now all of a sudden we're just the next morning. It's like after all that, they're like, okay, let's bring it down to a two. Okay, next morning.

So now it's the next morning. And we are in the blue fish room, where Luans, like in bed with Sonia and Bethany is in the other bed And I was like was this the sleeping arrangement and it wasn't and it's kind of funny because Bethany just sort of like startles Wake and I feel like that's how she wakes up every morning What startled her is the one going water water water water Startled is the one going water water water Like I can she goes oh my god. Oh my god. It's like being welcome up by Darth Vader I'm gonna run the test start. Okay. I'm gonna

I'm gonna miss face. Okay, I didn't do any training. Okay. Oh my god So funny. Oh my god. What are we doing? It's Betty Ford open like what's wrong with this? What's on those fish up there? What's their fish on the walls? It's like a bad less mean porn of like with fish It's like a it's like a bad less mean fish porn of like I'm like, I'm like, okay I know you're going for a joke here Bethany, but like you know, it's like three women sleeping benignly in beds It's like women fully clothed under the covers Cracks me up the alarm water water. Oh my god. It's like dark face. Oh my god Cracks me up the alarm water water. Oh my god. It's like dark. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a crackin Oh my god. Well, it's in the back and it's Lohan The bed of Ford the bed of Ford reference also great foreshadowing

Oh, yeah Um, she's like uh promises and one want to make some promises So during the comes to the door and she's like hello Dorenda comes to the door and says like hello, it's me, Dorenda, just reminding you that the coffee station sounds good and if you want some coffee, you can get it yourself because it's in a goddamn room, see me? All right, so if you want your cash, you have to. Luan just opens the door and drags her in. That's right.

Enough of this. Come into the cracking room. Guys, the live horrible candle do less me. It was awful, but at least you weren't called a loser. So then down in the kitchen, Lewans in this huge blufer, which is, this fucking show. So they're all eating it during this,

like, we had Jeff bitches and we made it through that. So Sonia comes up, she's like, hi, Duranda, it's me, Sonia Morgan. From Steve's farm insurance. Have a talk. talk. I just wanted to show you these photos of all of the issues in the room that we say then so that you can't blame them on me later. It was good. She's like, all right, here, there's a nick on the floor. That was that, that pre-existence. Here's another one. It looks like it's Luans buttoned impersonation, button pressure in the wall. It's not. It was there before. Here's

the swordfish. We didn't bring the swordfish in. That was on the wall also. Ramona is dating the swordfish, but she didn't rip it off the wall. So I just wanted proof. So they basically all swordfish. They basically all leave. Like it's time to go. Well, they're all they're all packing up and all of a sudden we see Beth and he go up to him like, all right, I love you. I'll talk to you later. Okay, let's just buy the shit out. Okay, I love you. I'm like, wait, what? Huh? Did this get a result that I missed something? Yeah. Well, I mean, as much as they do, they said they wouldn't stop fighting. I don't know if it left on their

10 or a two or a zero. I don't think they ever agreed on that. But yeah, they agreed to stop fighting. But of course, this is house wise. And now Carol's got a bone. And Carol will not let go of that bone. No, okay. And Bethany is the same way. But Bethany will come out at Shady. Or Carol's just every scene from now on. Carol's going to be like marathon Bethany. Marathon Bethany. It's a great time to be back at Viva. That's what I got to say. Anthony. It's great time to be back at Viva. That's what I got to say. Hmm. So it was right, a girl. So they're gone. Right. Did you want to say anything else before they leave? I did not. Because in my mind, in my mind, we're shutting the door to the Berkshire's 2018, which is, which is a shame. Yes. And then she's all impressed with Sony. And she's like, oh, look at Sony,

I have the list of things to do. Look, congratulations. You didn't rip things off the wall this year. Isn't that what the hell is this you do? So now we go back down to New York City and we get to see, we actually don't even see pops of what everyone's doing. We just see Sony at home. She has that rust color dog that she just throws on the bed.

And a contractor arrives, this is a guy named Leo. and basically he's there to fix things in the townhouse that way she can run to that. She's like, you got to spend money in order to make money. I'm like, why are you yelling? Why are you yelling? So, yeah, she's in community theater bed in the scene. She's like, it's me, it's so young. She's always facing the cameras and shaking her head really big. So she's showing you the stuff that needs to get done. She's like, oh, and I also forgot to tell you, I had sex on the sink in the bathroom downstairs, like in 2008, but you know, it separated the sink from the wall and then there's also the towel rack, because you know, you got to hold onto the towel rack, while your butt's going on the sink, you know how it is, but I was able to glue the towel rack on myself.

You know, I just used some leftover jizz, it hardens up just like a great crazy glue with the guys like Knowing that my bathroom is kept together by a bunch of could have been babies. I mean, let me tell you It's just changing everything. You know hedge fund guys are right In the walls could just let her free things The meanwhile we have Bethany at her place and she's trying to start a fire in her fireplace She's like come on. Oh, you gotta be kidding me right now like this. What's not gonna work? I was like you need to take some lessons from Luan. She that one's trying to start a fire in her fireplace. She's like, come on. You gotta be kidding me right now. Like, what's this? Not gonna work? I was like, you need to take some lessons from Luan. That one knows how to start a fire.

Yeah, and this is, uh, this is... We didn't start the fire. Just kidding, I did. I started the fire. I almost burned out the entire house. The brochures. Beth needed to start the fire. She was always burning because her world was turning in skinny girl

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They are not iconic. I first of all, they're always like during the day Which feels a little like not as fun and And it's always like they sit around for couch while the servants just stare, they eat sushi, and then they everyone leaves. You can tell it's like a 90-minute occasion, and no one really wants to be there. Yeah, and this is a situation you don't want an open kitchen, you know? It's like they help us just like, oh good. So, um, um, Somi shows all the girls start showing up and Bethany's being super nice to everybody because she's just had a public fight with one of them. So she's like, Uber nice to everybody, which I love and she does this and doesn't realize that she's like suddenly, oh, I'm nice Bethany now.

Oh my god, like it's Sonia. Sonia, you look like a model right now, like you're really filling yourself. And then Sonia goes, well, you know, I had to use a washcloth because my house is just all wrapped up so basically I get myself a horseback. I'm the only one who want to smell me. I mean I need to move out but I don't have a place. Can I stay with you Tinsley? Yeah which that'll be an interesting twist or that wasn't interesting twist. By the way did you notice Bethany was wearing like this big golden sequined top with skinny jeans which I'm just going to

Suspect I'm going to I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Assermise that those were skinny girl skin jeans, right? Like those had to be because they have like the bedazzled shit on the signs I couldn't tell but it just it felt like such a strange outfit because it was the top to not match It's not those are not two things that you wear together. It seemed like very strange. So I was like the only reason why she have this strange outfit on is if she wants to be wearing her skinny girl jeans on TV, which I think is important. My theory.

Oh, for the upcoming. Yeah, the upcoming what's going to go. So everyone starts arriving and people showing up and then the way it arrives and like no one notices She goes well don't anybody get up just a loser has walked in a loser with her own cabaret show Just a loser One two three, but I'm a loser I own it that's called owning it when you have a friend. I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me?

Um, yeah, so she comes in and, uh, Luann is, oh, yeah, she's like talking about her red cross. I'm like, why am I talking so much about blood? She did. She's like, yeah, I'm giving to the Red Cross because things happen and people need blood. So I figure, why not get all of my blood sucking vampire low-dly lady friends together and give a little and I was like, this is not going to work out. Who in this group could possibly even be eligible to give blood? I know. She's not going to take this blood from any of these ladies and they don't. No, they most certainly do not. She's like, what better way to give for the holidays than give the gift of blood? She's like, there's got to be a better way to say that. I mean, they won't let us hand out bottles of sky.

So this is the next best thing. So Carol arrives and she and Bethany are sort of pretending to still be friends. They're sort of having a, you know, the, you know, fake pleasantries. Like, how are you doing? Oh, sushi. That's nice. Oh, you look good. Yeah, you look good too.

Yeah. That's nice. Okay. Happy holidays. Yeah. How's that? How's that operator boyfriend of yours? Good.

Okay. Yeah. And so now they're going to play the white elephant party, which is we all know how to play. Yeah. So Ramona, it gets to Ramona and she gets like a facelift in a box thing. Which by the way, if you want a facelift in a box, got to leaback.com and get one. It'll keep you young forever. So she gets one of those and she's like, oh, it's an anti-aging fusion. You know what? This reminds me, I have an anti-aging serum. And so I'm testing other products. So

it's really good to like get this so I could test it against my own product which is coming out soon America. Yeah and then Luan gets something she's like what is this? Like oh it's some sort of like beauty cleaning something she's like oh I got cleaner me what what am I some sort of loser who just has to sit at home and clean well let me tell you something there's I know a lady who wants to stay at home and clean to Well let me tell you something, there's, I know a lady who wants stayed at home and cleaned while everyone went out and have a good time. Her name was Cinderella. Would you believe it girls?

I'm Cinderella. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Boys! Bipini Pabini Boom! Boys again! Bipini Pabini Boom! My pumpkin's here! But... Did you notice that by the way no one stole gifts? It was at the White Elephant Party and no one stole a gift. I thought the way White Elephant works is that you open a gift and then you decide if you're going to keep it or steal someone else's not you make the choice before you open the gift, right?

Yeah, thanks. They just didn't play it right. They just kept it right. They just kept it right. I mean, look at their murder mystery like I get it I live see yeah they definitely don't get games so so anyways they all open up their gifts and everything and then all of a sudden it's like ding dong special delivery and guess what Durinda's decorator guy the guy who like I said all her Christmas decorations he comes in with a huge nutcracker that Bethany had requested from FAO shorts for for brin

So there was like oh my god, oh my god Everyone's like oh you know, so Bethany just starts screeching at this point. She's just like oh my god What's it? What's it? Right? Oh my god. Oh my god. We are my best mom the world of rock my best I get to mess guess I get to mess guess It's definitely a short it's definitely a short it's definitely a short My mess. I get to mess. I get to mess.

It's definitely a short. It's definitely a short. We get it. Congratulations. You got a big wooden man for your daughter. But things going to terrify her every night. Yeah, she's like, listen, you know what I got to do? I got to say thank you to the gods who arranged for this to happen.

I'd like to say thank you to the giant car it must have taken to get this thing over here. Thank you, car. I got to thank Mr. Schwartz. Oh, I got to thank the letters F-A-N-O for making such a great knock rica. Thank you. I got to thank Tom Hanks for repopping

the rising F-A-O Schwartz with his movie bit. I got to thank Hillary Swanks ex-husband, Chadlo, because she never thanked him at the Oscars, and I want to make sure no one of it gets forgotten about one time as thank you people, okay? I'd like to thank Matt's because with that Matt's we wouldn't need a nutcracker, okay? Hey, you know what I want to do. I want to thank the sugar plumb fairy because you know what? There are a lot of fairies out there, but sugar plumb fairy like no one what is that? What is it? What is your sugar? What your plum? You sugar like what is that? I don't know what you are

But I thank you. I'd like to thank gun band and gun restrictions Restrictions because you can no longer use guns to shoot up in your nuts. So thank you. You know what I want to thank? I want to thank those old men who keep it going. You know what? Because this nutcracker, I look at him. He's got to be like 75, you know? But he's still working, he's working hard.

Thank you. So Ferindus, like, well, I'm not going to look for a lot of thank yous or work conditions. Look me! Maybe just a little bit. Maybe just maybe in my lane. Well, you know, I'm not going to look for a lot of thank you to recognition but Maybe it's a little bit maybe just maybe my lane. I mean definitely did say she turned to Durin and goes You know, you say Christmas you say Christmas you say Christmas, which is sort of like saying thank you I mean, I feel like it was the sentiment of thank you, but she definitely but she did not say thank or Everyone I feel like it was fine. I feel like she said thank you.

What are these people like? I mean yeah, I think that maybe you maybe would have been nicer if she said oh my god everyone I was looking for this nutcracker and I say can you find it and Dorenda actually did it Dorenda found it but instead she's just like you say Christmas. Oh my god. Oh my god. Am I not the best mom? Am I not the best mom? Well, I think it goes yeah, I think I always get the best best kids. I was I think it goes above just not saying thank you into like screaming. I did it. Yeah, that was where it was a problem because it's it looked like she was taking credit or you know, I just you are the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. She could have been a little more thankful to Durrindo. That's for sure. And then she takes a photo with his nutcracker and Carol's like, look at her. Take it, get a selfie with him, not cracker.

Oh, the irony, if not thank you properly, after she's screamed intensely for not thank you properly, no sound. Yeah. Well, it looks like Bethany really won this one. She's a real winner, as opposed to me, I guess I'm just a loser. And then what did Ramona say? She's like something about like, well, I'll tell you. Thank you for your gift because I'm going to eat it. She goes, so Ramona gives her gift to Luann because Ramona obviously does not like her gift. She's like, well, since you got some household clear,

you just got some Windex that's in a nice bow and I feel bad for you Luann. And since I'm going to give you my gift, because since I'm doing my own anti-aging loin, I don't really need this. I can give this to you instead. And that's when Beth thinks like, oh, okay, such a guy gave herself an information. That's what's going on. She's like, she can't just say thank you. Okay, she can't be gracious. I give herself an uninformational.

Anyway, let me see if I can go to my skin and go to chair. Okay? And she's like, she's mentioning an information. You know, why can't she just support the face lifting the thing in here? We support skinny people. And then Ramona goes, Ramona had so many little gems this episode where she just was making these proclamations. She was, friends, support, friends.

Even if you're not my friend, just say, hey, good going girl. I'm proud of you. Big ups. You're such a good friend. Friends and friends forever. That's what friends are for. Keeps trying, keeps smiling, keep trying. Ha ha ha ha ha. You're really good at playing.

Le Mans, what are you trying to wrap now? All right, you can do countis and friends. The wrap MC from the DCC, it's Ramona. Seeing. Keep trying. I don't even remember the lyrics that song. Keep smiling, keep being friends. That's what friends are for, for being friends.

For sure, Dion Warwick is a singer. In good times, and bad times. I am, I guess, just a a loser. I guess according to Bethany So then Tensley and Lou start talking about their all leaving so Carol and Durinda and who else is leaving Carol? Durin it like a few of them leave well Well, they haven't left yet because basically they're sitting around and it's like oh so what the plans for the holidays and the ones like well I'm gonna Palm Beach because my brother's in Jupiter. I guess you could say I'm going out of this world

Would you like to swing on a star? Anyone guess where that star is swinging me. I'm flying into WIFT Bomb Beach, it's just you know instead of just Bomb Beach. And Sony goes, is it Tom gonna be there? Yeah, I don't know. How would I know? Why do you ask?

I thought you were avoiding Tom Lewand. And by the way, Trixi Monacoel, again, when Lewand goes, I'm going to Bomb Beach. There was this ominous bass line with bassist like, boom, boom, boom. Because you know, ominous on real, like on any other show, ominous is like, boom, but on this show it's like, boom, boom, boom, instead of boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, bo, bo. So yeah, so someone is like, isn't Tom gonna be down there? Wow, she's really going back to the scene of the crime. I was like, mm, in more ways than one. Um, both of me is saying, um, oh, yeah, you moved on so great, girl friend.

Like you've done so good. I'm so pretty. How you've been moving on with that marathon and everything? Like, look at you marathon moving on. You're moving on like a marathon man. Okay, it's great. You know, and I heard he has that busted up girlfriend now.

You know, I mean, that's what Carol told me. Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't know that. Oh, I'm so sorry, what a dick. What a dick. Oh yeah, because it was who. What a dick I am. Well, it was Carol who left. Yeah, yeah.

So, so Bethany is like, yeah, and he has some busted up girlfriend. You knew that, right? You didn't know that? Like, I don't wanna talk about it. I mean, why would I talk about it? I'm just some low red loser, I guess. Who doesn't left behind, doesn't have a new boyfriend

But did you like how Beth and me did the exact same thing she just got mad at Carol for it? It's like oh, let's just mention the carol's the one who told me she was about to sit up love the M30 piece crap What sorry sorry sorry so the way I'm like well Tom should be under a rock He knows all the girls know him. I mean like really dude Hello should be under a rock. He knows all the girls know him. I mean like really, dude. Hello, dick. So now we go on to Luan's blood drive, which is there's one quick thing. There's one quick thing. Okay. So, uh, Luan's like, well, I'm not upset at all. I'm leaving. And then Carol's like me too. Ender enda. So they leave.

And they're like, I, Carol I Carol Carol right she seems sad look for I'm with Carol. I think it's because of Adam. I was like oh my god. How out of touch are you? Yeah, she seems system. I just can't get it like she seemed like she was at a two which is weird She doesn't even like going to it too. Yeah, it's almost like like it's almost like she's like fighting with someone's like really close with her She seems like really sad about it. It's probably about Adam But actually I mean I don't There probably is something true about that too. I mean, you know, this Carol Adam situation has sort of fallen apart and Carol probably does feel lonely,

but it is weird, but Bethany is like, she's also fighting with you, which is probably why she left early. That's probably why she hasn't talked a lot. She's been distant. Yeah, she's been distant, you dope. And Ramona is like, I think, because we put out the night before we went to the Berkshire's me and Carol just alone Like we went out like that was really fun with me and Carol and then we went to the Berkshire's and you know That was you know she's have for the Berkshire still. I don't know if you remembered but oh yeah

Yeah, during that interface was it during the interface? No, you know things from the Berkshire's member in the Berkshire's Yeah, I don't know. Was it the bad guy? Was it the guy who died? You know, the bookshers, Bethany, where you did something to heart, bookshers, I was like, yeah. I don't know, that's out of it.

I'm just imagining Luanne just like opens the door again. I mean, Bethany, she's mad at you. It's like really, dude. Dick. Door closes again. It just opens up. I'm gonna kill you all. All Alright, I'm really leaving now, I'm really leaving. That's the way our loser leaves the party. And typical Ramona. Well, did it no champagne. So I guess this is good bot. It's like it's right there. There's a champagne right there Ramona. Oh, okay, I'll stay. Where should I sit? Yeah, let's toast. I don't know why I didn't write down any notes about that scene.

That was like a significant moment. I think I was too engrossed. I was caught up. I was looking for my own champagne. Am I too I get to toast too? Okay. Because how can you write notes when we're doing something important? For the red cross.

Yeah. Yes, and now we go over to Luanne's blood drive with the red cross. And the irony of irony, as you already predicted predicted is that Luan was rejected from blood giving as were all of them because they weren't they went to Mexico in the past year and I probably like a Zika situation, right? So they weren't allowed to give blood so she has a blood drive and no one's allowed to give blood. But she goes I was turned away. I mean I felt like such a loser. I love that it's just a running theme in this episode. Like what a loser, Luanne may or may not be. She has embraced, embraced her role.

I felt like so bad. I mean, what a loser. Like a dick. So, um, so there they are. Oh, what's the matter? We told you this because of Mexico. No, it's what's a matter coming towards us. Like a bull. Yeah. Because here comes what's a matter. Um, and she's the matter? We told you this because of Mexico. No, it's what's the matter coming towards us, like a bull. Yeah, because here comes what's the matter. And she's like, hi, it's Megan from Bethany's office. And then I was like, how are you?

You are young. You were lower than me in life. You have a lower station in life. So therefore I will be formal with you and go, how are you? Thank you. How are you? Yes, I will take sparkling water.

Thank you. And it says, and Megan's official title Bethany's brand manager as she's sitting here doing yet another errand for Bethany. Great brand managing, you know. So it's like, uh, will you do me a favor? Will you tell somebody I told Bethany? Bethany, you look amazing! All right. Now give me an intro to this red cross bitch because like I have Bethany stuff to do. So she's like, hey red cross bitch because like how Bethany's stuff to do so she's like hey red cross bitch Bethany can't be here to give blood and who would take it anyway? So here's a thousand dollars in cash cards and we'd really appreciate it if you distributed that directly that was affected

Excuse you that is not how the red cross works a modem Yeah, and also like waited like I mean it the woman from the Red Cross was very appreciative. Like, that is so wonderful of her. But you know, in size, she was like, what the fuck am I supposed to do these cash cards, you know? Yeah, thank God it's so close to Christmas, honey. That was so heartfelt. Yeah, I will be shopping with these. So Carol shows up, she's like, I can't donate my blood because I'm under the weight limit.

I'm like, well, a, that was like a little bit of a back door brag, but also, uh, you were Mexico, so. I brought cookies. And suddenly goes, oh, really, Carol, but tell us, Carol, how are you? How are you, Carol? Are you sad? Because Bethany was saying you're sad. Are you sad?

You just get to try to it. Oh, you poor thing. Let me stroke. Oh, your hair's falling out because you're so, are you sad? Yeah, just get right to it. Oh, you poor thing. Let me stroke. Oh, your hair's falling out, because you're so under the weight limit for our blood. Are you sad about that too? Oh, did you not have a good time? I guess I'm sad.

I guess I'm sad, but I'm not like boo-hoo-sad, but I guess I am if everyone's saying it. She goes, well, they said Adam, that you're sad, and that you're also sad in general, and that your cookies are sad. I mean, they haven't said that that yet but they will so like a wide-wait for another episode and just remember denial Ain't just a river that I have a yacht going down, okay? I had sex with a hud a hedge fund guy on that yacht years ago So if you need to glue it back together a little bit call Leo. He's great. I Love the Nile. He's a great psychiatrist. Oh, so yeah, Sonia is fucking with her and now.

With these ladies. Do you not waste any time? But Luann is like, sorry. Oh no, go ahead. Well, I was gonna say that Luann also is stirring the pot because she goes up to Duran does like, so what happened? What is this whole nutcracker situation? Like, why didn't Bethany thank you? Duran does like ahhh, man. Duran does the one who got the nutcracker. She's, oh, I had no idea. I mean, you didn't say anything about it. So, uh, naturally I gave props to that young man, that young hot Santa man

Young gifts me you brought for me. I'm like well, who did you why would Derrinda's assistant be bringing it? Yeah, oh come on. Yeah, exactly So now Ramona is talking to Carol about the stuff that Bethany said about About Carol being sad and Carol you know Carol's like well, I think it's pretty obvious and Carol, you know, Carol's like, well, I think it's pretty obvious that Bethany's really talking about herself. She's talking about herself. I think she has a hard time painting and maintaining friendships. Painting? Well, I write down painting, have time, whatever.

She has a, basic Carol says that Bethany is a hard time creating and maintaining friendships, which is true too. And that's what we've always said Bethany's biggest problem is she cannot be in a friendship. Yeah and Karen Durin was like oh it's just a boy. I achieved something. I achieved something Bethany couldn't. Do you know how hot that is? Do you achieve something Bethany can? I mean we've been nice to get a shout out, it's all I'm saying. That's all right, I just wanted to call up Z100 and be like, is this shout out to Durinda for getting a good back cracker?

And now I'd like to request a song by Zed. Just put a fucking Durinda wig on that nut cracker, and that's all I'll be done with it. Well, it's so ridiculous. The way her hair is going, it's not that far from it. I'm telling you, Luke, get that hair in shape, all right? So Carol, you know, Carol actually has a good point too, which is like, well, basically,

if Bethany was so concerned that I was sad, it would have meant a lot more if she pulled me a song. I was like, how are you doing? You know, although now I'm going to come trick myself, you know, sometimes you, like, if you're in a social situation, you see that someone looks sad after the fact that, you know, I think that person looks sad and then you maybe reach out to them. But like, I don't know. I don't think that what, I don't think that what Bethany said is the worst thing in the world

No, I think Carol come on Carol you were being distant She you left and she was basically like wise Carol being distant. I mean, why is this like then don't be distant then Yeah, I mean come on like you can't say oh, I forgive and this you like why don't forgive yet like oh geez So no, we heard it over yeah, I was gonna say her revenge is to now wind up Ramona about that Is that what you're gonna say? Yeah, she's like so Ramona what a bad thing me say about it. She's well She said Carol is lonely so sad without Adam being lonely. She's so lonely. She looks only she smells only Lonely lonely facial lonely She looks only she smells only lonely lonely facial lonely face lift in a box lonely. That's what you look like

Remember just saying lonely yeah Lonely teardrops, okay, so Carol so Carol Skincare and she said if she said you were trying to do an infomercial that must not have made you feel great and to bring this a guys Where else do you love to speak to people like the way she talks to us? Where else why are we letting someone talk like that? That's a weird talk like that. Get that goddamn blood talking thing away from me Anyway, Ramona realizes that she suddenly has a horse in this whole race and she goes yeah yeah, it was hurtful. It was hurtful. I'm like, okay, Ramona's only the delicate flower. You know, who can't change like a simple joke about the infomercial? Yeah, hypocritical for sure, but like, it wasn't really that hurtful. So then Ramona goes,

Bethany claims to be a big supporter of women, but doesn't support, start at home with other women. She's not supporting any of us okay let's face it she doesn't support anyway mind this one-time one is a little girl and I was having dinner and I was like could you please pass the bread and Jeldin Parsonsmith said no no more bread for you you're a fat little girl and I said whoa but doesn't support started home and she said no support starts with your bra okay and to this day I've never had bread, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know bread rolls. So we leave these crazies and then we go, oh no.

So now Sonia and Ramona are walking around together defending everybody giving blood, basically. Yeah, they're just like walking, but these people are like feeling woozy, they're about to pass out and like Emu Al-Ramona and so on your walk around being like let's go check our iron levels You know if you have too much iron and get cons of it. Well, you know what? I actually would like to be consummated a little bit. Oh really?

Well, you know, I just I want my poop to be a little firmer. I want them to have more Elp than 10 you know not that I eat them, but I just want them to have a good firm tactile feel that is a little too loose Oh, that means you don't have any iron. I have no iron anymore. I have right, Kay. Right. Now, I have duck poops. I have duck poops. And then the late, they just passed this lady who's like horrified by the whole thing.

Could you imagine if they could give blood? Could you imagine having like to run this blood coursing through your body? That's a really, really intense feeling or like the way I suddenly just start stabbing yourself. Like what is happening to me? That's a really really intense feeling or like the way I suddenly just start stabbing yourself Like what is happening to me? I just lit my face on fire So now a small but like epic iconic scene I think this scene will go down with like the Brooklyn Bridge scene because we suddenly see Ramona walking her dog on the sidewalks of New York and she's walking around

and the phone rings and it's Bethany. And Bethany calls up and she's like, she's upset, she's agitated and she starts, we can tell, she's like winding up to go in on Ramona and she's like, you know what? And I'm any girlfriends and a few girlfriends that I have and then Ramona's basically like, she basically starts talking to me.

What's your point, Bethany? What's your point? Like, she's already starting to get mad because she can tell that she was about to get yelled at. Exactly. So, Bethany's like, you didn't even let me get to my point. You didn't even let me get to my point. I'm gonna tell you my point.

You'll just let me get there. Like, can we get this down to a seven? Like a two? I'd like a zero. A zero would be great. Bethany really has to work on that. It is really irritating. Like, she does get hung up on these like Can I let me talk? No, I love up. She did that with Ramona back in the Berkshire's last year too when they were starting to have their talk

And she's like no So so basically Bethany said you know Sonya told me that you guys were all talking about me at the Red Cross event You know and so then she says so I do have good friends and Carol's actually one of them And I feel like do that group you have good different moments with each person and like you've definitely done like emotional damage and most like you know what you sound very negative and I'm in a great place okay I'm betting it's like well you know what you enjoy you enjoy you're enjoying my argument and Carol that's what you like you like it a lot and most like I don't enjoy any arguments what are you talking about I hate arguments. Whatever you see me smiling when

you guys are arguing, that's because I'm thinking about a happier time when you guys weren't arguing. I'm not enjoying myself at all. I'm actually the saddest when I'm smiling during your arguments. Kay. Meanwhile, the dog is standing just in the street. In the street from ona standing in the street. Just like completely not paying attention. And you know, I cannot believe that this dog did not get just completely splatted all over the street. Because it's standing in the street like who does that? It's like you know what? I don't even care about you with the ship carol, okay? Like what are you calling me about this? Like why are you blaming me? I don't even care. Okay? I don't even care. You don't really care about

my dog making a little peepee, okay? That's all I care about. Make a little peepee. I'm like, how many times do I have to tell? Just make a little peepee. And breath in. What's the key part of the week? I'm like, what's the key part of the week? Yeah. The key part of the week.

What is wrong with you? You pray out the week. I'm like, oh yeah, you're so fucking weak, Bethany. Yeah. And also having these moments with everybody. And also, FU for having me take Ramona side. Yeah, no matter what. This was ever happened.

This was, so this is, this was an unhinged moment from Bethany. And I have to say, I think Ramona read Bethany, what do you say to shit, to hell, to wherever. She just like, she just took her down, and it was like, whoa, because Bethany's like, you know what, you say you're a spot woman and Ramona's, no, actually you don't spot women. I'm very, very upset and hurt, but you had the audacity.

At the lunch I came out and I said I was making a skincare line. And you said, oh wow, that's an infomercial. And when you left and right, bring up every left and right. You bring up every product that you do and you don't support other women. You don't acknowledge anybody for anything they ever do. And as soon as Carol left the party, you talked about it behind your back. So how do you all have the audacity to talk to me like you're talking to her? How do you, how about you didn't even give it to her in the credit for getting the Nutcracker?

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know how upset you got Dorenda for not acknowledging she got you the Nutcracker for your daughter? Okay, sorry, your problems with yourself, don't put it on me. Yeah, you put everybody down to make yourself look good Okay, and I'm not having any part of it. So I'm hanging up now. Oh This clicks up meanwhile she's like dragging at that dog and does me You don't support other women whose dogs just died during this phone call, okay?

It was such an amazing monologue it was like It was a remote monologue,ologues. I everyone just will gather just famous actresses to gather raided read Ramona monologues. I I love Ramona's decision just her her casual feminism. What a convenient feminism for when it works to take down Bethany. This idea you don't support other women. I mean, you know, you know, you don't support women. Okay. You neither. That's what it should be called. Hashtag, you neither, Bethany. You neither. I mean, it's true. It's true. I don't think Bethany is great with supporting other women, but I love that

Sun Lee Ramona cares about that. Like out of nowhere, Ramona cares about it supporting other women. Well, now they've all decided that that's their thing. So we saw it to Red Cross thing, went to Red, it's like, why would we let anybody check with us? Everybody has decided now they're gonna go after Bethany for not supporting women. That's like they're uniting cause now for the rest of the season, which,

you know, all this is gonna do is get everybody back on Bethany side. So you guys go for it because look, I've been anti and then pro every other week I change sides, but I know that this is going to put me on Bethany side because now you guys are just ganging up on Bethany. It's like, they are, they're really, it is now turning against Bethany, but Bethany did herself no favors in the scene because she really was like, she needed to take a seat when

she's coming at Ramona about like, you know, you're enjoying out the people's arguments. You know, she was, it was like Ramona really wasn't in part of this and she wasn't really starting the ship between them, but I have to say it was all worth it. I mean, to get these lines, let me listen to this line, how about you didn't give Dorenda credit for getting the knackracker? I mean, what sort of line is that? Like, can you put these things are coming out of her mouth? You know, do you know how upset you got to Rinda for nodding? She got you that not crank up for your daughter? Do you know? And the rest of the season is completely set up.

So then we go over to Luan where her realtor Ann is there. And she's found to a perfect rental. Oh, isn't it perfect? I mean, look at this. There's a door to the outside. The dog just goes out there. This is amazing. Does anybody do door's work. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, chapter now. And he's like, oh, oh, it's been done.

I love this bad boy. Bad boy. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when Anne finds out about the house for you? Oh, yes. I feel like I have a clean slate. I mean, everything's gonna be uphill from, well, I mean, like everything's, no place to go but up from here except you can't go that far up because I do have the penthouse.

Huh. Well, I won't be here much up because I do have the penthouse, huh? Well, I won't be here much anyway because I'll be going to Palm Beach regular Tinsley, then I'll be going to Chile and I'll be going to Argentina and then it goes 48 hours later. I'll be such a great trip. I'll be totally unshackled Don't try and tie me down. I can't wait to try each and every cocktail in all these countries. Because surely that's what I'll be doing. Drinking cocktail to cocktail, I will continue to be drinking cocktails and walking around like a free lady from country to country all through South America. Nothing's gonna stop me. Nothing in the entire world.

48 hours later. Don't pump me. Stay in the back of that cop car. In Palm Beach. No, don't touch me. I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna kill you all with my singing Killing you all softly with my songs And so she's like why are these things on me? Can I just get out of home? And he's like I'm gonna hog tie you. If you don't, oh, I love prosciutto. Oh, I'm going.

That sounds delicious. Tell me up officer, Adam, I'm hog, hog, hog tie me up. I just love that she's good. Tell me, I'll send you a, thank you, no, to have to. Hog tie me up. Hog tie, baby hog tie. Send me your love, baby love baby baby your love hog tie Yeah, so she's just wasted she slips out of her ties her

Just let me hand it off. She slipped out of her I'm never seems to undo that she who do you need that shit? She got out of her handcuffs And she's why why why are you doing this to me why why I'm gonna kill you all what are you wrong? What did I do what did I do what did I do to deserve this I cannot believe they use that footage say they say they show her in jail and the judges like now I don't know if you have a drinking problem or not but you should probably stop drinking it's like bum bum bum to be continued wow wow that was amazing and so hilarious that they just...

They show her little talk about going to Chile and Argentina and you know excited about her new chapter and all the fun things she'll be doing in this like 48 hours later. They show security footage. I mean, the so shady was way to take the piss out of her. That's so shabby. So amazing, people. Love it. So good.

And that brings us to the end. Yeah, what a, I mean, just an amazing, amazing episode. If Luanne's a loser, then we are all winners. That's what I say. I'd love to this episode. Thank you Real Housewives of New York for everything you give us. And everybody, thank you so much for being here. Do not forget to go buy tickets. We'll be in Phoenix in a couple of weeks. And San Francisco for gay pride. And don't forget to go get your new Wessamad or Limitage shirt. Wessamad, what's going on? happening. Go to watch at crapens.com or crapensmerch.com to get that sucker. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get one of those t-shirts right now.

Are they ordered you one? Really? That's so nice. I told you. Tell me you got it in my mom's meeting again. I did. I've learned my lesson. Keep getting these mediums and I'm like walking around like like a lumpy burrito. I'm like walking around like like a lumpy burrito Okay everybody we will talk to you tomorrow with some southern champ. All right. Bye everyone. Bye Hey prime members you can listen to watch our crap and add free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today Or you can listen-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself

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