Watch What Crappens - RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor

Episode Date: May 4, 2018

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What happens? What happens when this all happens? What happens when this all happens? Hey everyone, welcome to Watch or Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Banta Blenda.

And joining me on this fine, fine Thursday is the one and only, the hilarious, the humorous, the overall kind and funny and warm and comedic. Ronnie Carrom from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast coming back very soon. Hey Ronnie, what's up? Well hello, it's actually back today. We just did our first cast previews to go check it out How's about that? How's about that? Oh, it's so nice just calling people horrors for an hour I've got to have missed that. I know. It's a great quality. It's a great a great thing to do

You know, I mean we get to do it on this show But not with the same sort of gravitas that you get to do on Rosepricks Yeah, it's different when people are like 20 years younger than me. There's like a joy in making kind of children, children whores. I know. I should, you know, I'm forever talking about resurrecting the banter blender. I mean, I promoted every single episode, but like, God forbid I actually put out a new episode.

And maybe I should just like rebrand it as like making fun of pours. Yeah. And I feel like making fun of pores. Yeah. I mean, I feel good. I felt like I exercise. Like I was laughing so hard. I was like, oh, I got to say floor like 20 times. Wow.

And I'm saying whores across all genders. If anyone thought I was being misogynist, I mean all whores. Like men. Women. Women whores. Old whores. Young whores.

They're all there people. That was that was almost about to turn into Joseph right there. Men, whores, women, whores, doggy, whores, cat, whores, blue, whores, red, whores, Dinosaur's. I'm really enjoying watching the modern spray tan because the spray tan is really changed. So like, it's people aren't just orange anymore now. They're like a burnt sienna. And yeah, it's just you learn so much from these shows, you know You really you really do I I actually just watched for the very first time Paris is burning so I feel like I'm gonna be like about 10% more drag queenie This episode I'll be like work

So that's what I've been watching Oh, so we haven't announced me. It's the core slideshow which we'll get to in a second, but we are going to start doing limited edition t-shirts that are only available for a month at a time. Our first one is going to be a tribute to the t-shirt from Lala's concert on Vanderpump Rules that give me Lala shirt, give them Lala shirt, which is just a big, it's basically just a big grand theft auto comic book drawing of our faces. Yeah. And it's going to be available until the end of Vanderpump rules.

So it'll be around for a month and those are going to go on sale Monday. So just check watch at craffins.com for a link to those shirts. Yeah. This time around there's a bunch of different styles to choose from sizes, cottons, there's much more many more options now. We change our platform to make it a little easier for all of us involved. And you know lots of more comfortable girl shirts will also have a logo shirt, a new logo shirt, in different styles and sizes. So check back Monday at watchwhatcrapins.com for your Watch With

Crappins Tripti to Vanderpump Rules. Give them a la la! Yeah, we're gonna have all sorts of fun stuff, but we're gonna have a lot of LEM limited edition merchandise. Like we have our, so we have our crapins poetry, which is basically magnetic poetry, but with all of our inside jokes etc. That we sell at our live shows. We will be selling that throughout 2018 and then 2019 we'll have our 2019 edition, which will change it all up.

So that's also on the limited edition radar. Even though that's a little early, I know it's only May, but it's only May, but for a lot of people, they're only going to get to see us about once this year. So we are going to Chicago next week with some crap and poetry, so be sure to get your 2018 edition. Yes, while at last, people. Yes, and speaking of, we will be in Chicago doing two shows about Vanderpump rules. Reunion is going to be split up between those two shows. So that's gonna be really fun. Coming up later, we have in June, we have Gay Pride in San Francisco. We're doing Southern charm,

and we're also gonna be doing some special tribute stuff for Looanne, who will be performing right up the street from us. Literally. repeat stuff for Lewand who will be performing right up the street from us. So literally come to that. We're having a Southern charm look contest. Southern charm, gay Southern charm. That's the theme for the show. However, however you want to interpret that, whether it's as simple as you just decide to wear like a little straw or you decide to go full out, however, whatever you want to do, the theme of our San Francisco show is gay Southern charm. Yes. So there's that. And then right

before that, we're going to be in Phoenix, and we're going to be covering real housewives of New York City. I know. And then Ronnie and I are going to get date shakes and probably talk about them. Phoenix. That's going to be fun. Very excited for his date shake. I am too, actually. I've been trying to make date shakes over here, and it turns out you need to use ice cream and I'm trying to cleanse. Well, this date shake place that I go to is he makes it with, I think, yogurt,

or is it non-dairy? I'm telling you, these are great date shakes. We're gonna go, it's gonna be great, okay? But more important than the date shakes is the fact that we're going to be talking about Real House of New York. Real House of New York, which we are about to talk about right here on this podcast. Real House of New York, which I believe should be in the Library of Congress, okay, as like

one of the great television shows of our time of the history of the medium, we will be discussing it in Phoenix. So it will be our first time the history of the medium. We will be discussing it in Phoenix. So it will be our first time discussing it this season live and that is one of our most fun shows to do live. Yeah and on top of that it'll also be our conditions. So actually it's going to be the first time we talk about it will be our first live show recap of the new season. Yeah. Yeah so So that's even more exciting. We get all these jokes. We get to finally make them live. Yeah, so get your bets over there. Okay. Now let's move on to the real housewives of New York City. Let's do it. Well, just another fun episode. Just so great

showing everyone else how to do reality TV. This is how you do it people. This is what you do. You watch real houses in New York. This is it. This is the whole thing. This is the whole thing. I mean, this show, what others show has a previous, previously on real house, the New York city. Diana Ross was mad at Amelia Earhart. What other show has that?

No other show. No other show. So the episode opens up where we see flashes of the women around town doing exciting things. We see Carol, she's hailing a cab and she's wearing some sort of crazy green outfit. It's like she found her at the frog and was like, no, you don't get to be a puppet anymore.

I take out your stuffing and turn you back into the green outfit you were originally in 1968. She's like, why aren't there so many songs about rainbows? Moving right along into a taxi. And you're a- Here's a taxi, by the way, anymore. It's all about the ubers, baby, even in New York City. Yeah. Hudson and Jane, please. I walked from past the marathon there. Fuck out of my car, Carol. I don't even drive a cab and I already want you out of it. Okay.

Yeah. I think like every taxi just went by her because they thought she was just a giant green light. Like, oh, well, nothing to see here. Just keep driving forward. Speaking of Muppets, Tinsley is getting her hair done by a rubber-faced gay. Listen, Gays, we are not housewives, okay? Nippin' Tech, do your bow talks, do what you gotta do. But lay off the rubber on your face, okay? Starting to look like cartoon characters. You know, it's so funny that you said that because I feel like I finally landed on

Tinsley's look. If I had to describe Tinsley's look I've just I've decided that she is a 1950s um, illustration Like he is if you really look at those little girl stresses, those little girl dreads. It's not it's not a good or a bad thing It's just it's, that's just her look. You know, if you see like an illustration of a housewife or a woman in the 50s or maybe even in the 40s,

where their face is like a pink circle or a pink oval, and then they have their eyes are like two little semi-circles that are, and then had little ones, semi-circles coming off, because it's like their eyelashes, that's it, and then like a little nose, and then had little ones, semi-circles coming off, because it's like their eyelashes, that's it, and then like a little nose, and then their mouth, but there's no lines, it's just like, there's no strokes, it's all fill.

Yeah, that's what you mean. And I'm not saying she has filled up a simple line art. It's like those memes that have been coming out for a few years, that's like that kind of art, but really, really old fashioned, of those memes that have been coming out for a few years, that's like that kind of art, but really, really old-fashioned, and then they put things like, I don't, you don't drive me, don't drive me to a location, drive me to drink. Yeah, whatever they are.

Like, like, something, one of those memes. Yeah, you know what? And then- Not example, but. And then here's the other crazy part about that is that, the next crazy part about Tinsy's look is, it's not really tinsies look Ryan surhan I was watching the commercial for celilite surhan or whatever I was like if you look just at his face ignore the fact that he's a man and that what his hair looks like just his face. He has tinsies face

Oh my god, don't tell me that think about it. This is like Wes and Lisa Vanderbump Just don't tell me that. Think about it, this is like Wes and Lisa Vanderpump. Just, don't tell me that. No, I'm not gonna think about that. Sir, hand, I'm looking it up. No, I'm not gonna look it up. I don't even wanna know that. I don't even wanna think about it. He has Tinsley's exact face.

Look at it, take away the beard. If he has a beard, take away the beard. Look, look. No, I don't wanna look. I don't wanna have that in my head. No. I don't want to have it. I don't want it in my head. Yeah, Ryan intends Lee same face. Yeah, I don't need to know pretty face. And also the same face. We're loving that Ryan sir, huh, Joey? I've noticed that people are really liking it.

Busy. We're very busy. Okay. Oh, yeah. He didn't sell it hard enough. Yeah, it's about like sales, but it's also inspiring, which girl I've been trapped in enough pyramid marketing schemes to get trapped by this show. Yeah, I don't know. He kind of annoys me and so I don't know if I can like totally get on board, but if people really like it, then I'll check it out. But I we're we're we're filled to the gale at the moment. It's about to be Thanksgiving over in New York City. And the rubber face gaze. What are you doing for a turkey day girl? And she's like, you want me to cook? And he's like, ha, get some, and Ella.

I love rubber face. Gays everywhere. Thank you for being there. I love what we bring to the world. Thank you for being a gay. That bounce a quarter off your face. Your heart is true, but your face is made of synthetics. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh And if you had a salon and invited everyone to cut their hair, you would see the biggest chard of Botox would be from me. And the card attached would say,

your face bounces off the cement. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh I want to know what she was trying to build. It was like a little thing for makeup, like a little like a little shelving thing with like a little glass box with a little glass or or or acrylic drawers. Is that what you think it was? Because I just I just saw a bunch of acrylic sort of shelving things. Yeah, yeah, it's nothing to put together. I know young. Well, thank God nothing looks like their pictures. Have you guys ever looked at the the hashtag no filter on Instagram? It's hideous. Okay. Well, it's on and half of them are lies, by the way. People are like, like clearly it's like black and white. So it's like no filter. Like, it's like Kim Zolsey actually posts pictures of herself when she's younger and she redels her nose in the picture. the actual post pictures of herself when she's younger and she redels her nose in the picture. Like when she was younger, she gets herself a nose job and thank you Facebook because I had that three year Facebook group. I was dying. Everyone in the background

looks like they're in the like the nightmare before Christmas. They're all like, you know, swively like like she's clearly used like that tool to make her self-exchining and every railing is like Squiggly, but yeah, totally it's like you have Fie got but you've melted the rest of the world Yeah, it's like a Salvador Dali painting. That's more appropriate. Hey, all the Dali almost married him man his family made good turkey sandwiches. I never been to El Salvador Dali's but I bet they have good ones down there I'm on Mexican food which is I never been to El Salvador, D'Alessio, but I bet they have good ones down there. So then we see Ramona thinking that she could be making a guest appearance on Vandeprom Prolisheck. Look, I met Sir, a lot table. I met the table at Sir. With my, my, my, my, my, I'm gonna raise my glasses high, okay.

I'm gonna raise my glasses high, okay? She's like, what are we doing today? Oh my god, a kill pesto. Is it garlic? Is it too much garlic? Is there not enough garlic? I'm not kissing tonight. But maybe I get nervous, garlic. I hope I'm not.

That's how she eats the sample sample she's like a commoto dragon She's like because they're like hey, hey, would you like to try this kill passage? Oh, yeah, because I'm really into health I like someone to be like you know, I'm not into health. I'm not a health. I Know me sickly I'm not an elf. I don't think like me, you know me. Sikley. Like, could you pour some Chris go in that? That would be great.

Thank you. So Ramon is like, oh, oh, well, it's not too much guard. That's crazy. What else do you have here? My daughter likes to make cappuccinos, lattes, fresh, freshsos, anything off. Young, looks just like me.

Do you have a small one? 149. I like that price. Right. It's good. Good Well, this is crazy. This is what I want. Okay Give me a little latte machine and then give me a cappuccino machine and put three Limes on it then give me a sized, all-purposed coffee machine, maybe even Mr. Kwa-fi. And make sure there's three ice cubes inside Mr. Kwa-fi. Okay, I'm on all three in front of me. Okay, that's just what I want. Hi. Ramona is one of those people. You know, I've had many little jobs in my life. And one is passing out samples, like I've been a sample person where you go set up the sample,

think of the grocery store and you're stuck in this fucking store with crazy people like Ramona who come up to you and they're like my god this is too much garlic maybe there is have you have you guys ever thought maybe this is how you should mark you kale thing oh shut up get out excuse me miss I'd like to get another latte machine for my best friend I'm sorry did I say best friend I met my daughter sort of like the same thing because we're sort of like best friends I don't even think there's like a daughter. I think of us as like two pop icons that are best friends And I'm friends with all her friends we're all gonna be friends together drinking latte

So we're gonna have a latte party don't be latte to the party get it so much to make a song about being latte to a party And you can call it to don't be latte to the party get it so much make a song about being latte to a party and you can call it Do don't be latte to the part high. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa Startles herself with her own lyrics Whoa whoa whoa whoa my twin my double trouble twin Well, I might win my double trouble twin. Hey, the mills works for a financial institution Okay, she wakes up and she gets ready for work and she sets goals and she accomplishes Sounds like her twin A free takes the morning train. She works from 9 to 5 and then she comes back home and has a latte because she's a working girl. So then did you notice we got a close-up of the rooster. I love this show. We get a close-up of

like one of those roosters who were always talking about from Ross and Marshalls. They're every have a lot of them. I'm shocked that was in Sir LaTs. They're every how to have a cat in their kitchen. I'm shocked that I was in Srilatab. Srilatab should not have roosters. Srilatab decor should just be like, I don't know, some sort of Victorian lady, like on a fainting couch. I don't even know what Srilatab decor looks like.

But it was definitely a step up from the Ross rooster because it was like a big robust, like porcelain rooster. It wasn't like some 10 pieces shit like Tamer has. Yeah, it was like a sturdy piece of like marble that came from a specific region of Italy. You know, it's not like, it's not like repurposed, you know, breakfast trays that were turned into a rooster. That says Bonjour on it like a rooster would say that but like the Ross roosters do So Ramona calls to bring that well

She's like, oh my god to bring and by the way while she's talking to Durinda. She's massaging a night. I yes I noticed that like but you're a knife it was several knives. It was an entire knife display. They were all I noticed I took She was just like holding it and squeezing it like whoa these are my stress nights when I'm stressed It's my knives see wood to out out whoa and did you also notice her? Do you also knows her phone display? No, I read I read about that in the Facebook because that's all I do really is No, I read about that in the Facebook because that's all I do really is do this show and then brief Facebook. So I believe the one who pointed it out, I think it was Megan Taylor if not I just falsely

gave her credit. She posted it in, watch her, happens live and loving it, come join our group. And when so when Ramona is talking to Derinda, you see the contact information for Derinda it says Derinda and Richard Medley Aw, it's awkward It is awkward. She's like it's still fresh, okay? I haven't even taken it out of my contacts Yes, Sonya I keep him alive by keeping him in my contacts Durinda's like yeah, I remind you Richard. Yeah, cuz it literally says Richard on it

So Durinda Durinda answers a phone in traditional Durinda is like yeah, I remind you Richard. Yeah, cuz it literally says Richard on it. So Durinda Durinda answers a phone in traditional Durinda fashion, where it's like ring ring. Yeah, it's cold. Hey, yeah, it's cold right now. Hey, yeah, it's cold. You know the cell phone is like calling it's other cell phone friends like oh my god, this bitch will not stop spitting her saliva on me and she has a cold. This cellphone calling a friend. It's like listen, he had jet a bug. It's been on. So he's like, I got a cool, I got a cool, actually. And Ramona's like, oh, you do have a cold.

I could just sniffling. Like, oh, okay. Well, thank you. Now I officially have a cold. Ramona agrees with me. It's really a cold. Thank you. Derrinda is like, if she ever becomes patient zero, we're all doomed. She's like, hey,

guess what? Guess what? I got the airborne zombie disease, but don't worry. I promise not to buy any of you people. They're like, your spit is all over us. We're all zombies now. Thanks. Even even zombie Derrinda would spit. She'd be like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr And we have to meet up. Why do zombies walk so slow? You know what? We're the same zombies, okay? We're both zombies from the bookstores. We're both sub-brains. We're the same people. And you're not gonna walk. You're gonna walk in before me.

We're not gonna walk in together. I don't know about that. There's a difference between the two boys, zombie. And let's talk about the same. Okay. How's my zombification going? Not well, bitch. difference between the divorce zombie and the chapter has my zombification going not well bitch not well bitch not well zombie bitch live live so uh Ramona's like I have a party and Harrison bent out I'm like, can you pronounce any words of this properly? It's Sam.

Whoa. I was listening to that. I was listening. I was playing banjo while listening to the bangles and I thought, what about bandets? Let's have a part. Okay, we can all get accessories. She's like, yeah, we can get accessories. Accessories.

I shocked that all the time. I actually included Sonya, even though I don't know what to put her. We used to be close, but then she changed. I changed, she changed. I don't know, someone changed. She got me changed for money. Ow, I just cut off my fingers by accident

by squeezing this blade too hard because I was getting stressed out thing about Sonya. Y'all are so funny. Y'all are so funny. Whoa. And Durinda's like dying on the other end. It's like, okay, I'm not my party. In fact, the entire world, okay.

Walking Dead would be one episode if Durinda was a zombie. Like, everybody would be infected and died. The end. Fear the walking Dorenda. Here's how it started. So I'm going to Benjels and the season is over. Fear the walking guys are with Dorenda going to a department store.

Hey guys, hey you're at a home good yadda, see this in Beth he's gonna believe everywhere. How I'm getting back everyone. Bethany would talk so much that you just kill yourself. You just every zombie's just like stabbing themselves. Oh my god. Oh my god. My first visit. Yeah, it's like my first visit. I have my god. How's this work? What is this? Ringo? What is it? The buzzer? What do I just press the button? Is it an open song? Oh, yeah. It's a bell, like what's it? It's like a bell with a door. Like I don't see a bell and I don't see a door, but it's like oh it's like a doorway It's like a door, but why don't they just call it like a ring? Like they call it your door ring? But the thing is

I guess you can't call it a ring because it's like a circus like a three-ringer circus. Like what's going on? Yeah, it's like a too much. It's like it's happening. I'll tell you who's a dead rinker me with my daughter Whoa You're both dead ringers because we're zombified and we have doobels, okay? Whoa, this is crazy. Being at Bendels, it's like, my, this one time it's a little girl. I was like, you know what I want to do? I want to play soccer. I want to bend it like Beckham. I want to be at Bendels like Ben Beckle occurs. And then Jody Parsody parsimals like no you can't play soccer You know why because you can't stop touching the ball with your hands

You can only touch with your feet as I but I want to touch with my hands Why would I not touch with my hands every split you throw the ball with your hands? He's like well, sorry, you can only use your feet and to this day. I've never played soccer. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I've never played soccer Who bent Ham? Why is David Beckham always bending things? Can he just like not bend things? Can he just be respectful of a store?

Followed the rules, right? So Bethany has her first visitor, and it's of course breaking her out. And it's Sonia. Sonia comes up to him like the construction elevator, and she's dressed to the mines, you know, because you never know, you know, Sonia's being invited to Bethany's space

for the first time since Bethany called her a stupid slut 20 times in a row and a cheater brand and tried to ruin her life on national television. So for some reason, she's showing up like she's going to a room funeral. I don't know which is best for her. Well, to be fair, Sonia is in an Ellen Burston existence, you know, in like, uh, what

was it that, what was that movie about the drugs where Ellen Burst thinks that Ferger is going to eat her and she thinks she's on a game show at the same time. That movie was fucking painful to watch. It was right in the back of my movie scene and squished and like squishing my temples together with my forearm. It was Darren Aaronovsky. It was Requiem for a Dream. Requiem, yeah. Requiem for a Dream. So like Sonia lives in thatky. It was Requiem for a Dream. Requiem, yeah.

Requiem for a Dream. So Sonya lives in that except her version of Requiem for a Dream is that she always thinks she's about to go to Sip Riannis. Like every place that she goes to, she thinks she's Chippriannis. Like, so Beth can invite me over to Chippriannis. So I'm just going over there right now.

But then it turns out to be Beth Nis. It's like the worst sequel to Requiem for a Dream Pepper. It's like the most terrifying. This is more terrifying than a baby crawling on the ceiling. Okay. Yeah No, this is like if you go like here's here's here's drug movies you start with train spotting You go to the Reckon for a dream and now you're at Sonya's life

Or do you just think that everything is chip rion is all right. Well when we're gonna order Bethany I mean, I just see a wonderful restaurant here, but no waiters gonna order Bethany. I mean I just see a wonderful restaurant here but no waiters. I think I'll tip around again. I thought I was gonna get some pasta. Yeah so Bethany is like yeah I feel sort of bad for you know like she's like the third bitters like doesn't he's like sitting at the end of the table no one said no one wants to talk to her because you got weird food on a tray. I was like is that why people bullied people in middle school because the food on their

tray? Yeah the girl with the weird food. Of course that's what Bethany thinks of bullying, you know. That's right. And I read anything. That girl, I was that girl with like a homemade fruit roll up, you know, which is a squash banana in the paper bag. Who was that on Bravo recently? Who was talking about some sort of trauma that they had

by almost choking on like Fruit by the foot. I think it was I think it was Craig on Southern Charm. Yeah, I'm all joking. I'm fruit by the foot. Yeah, it was Glad I talked to you that so Can you tell I've had like half a quart of coffee so so Bethany is like all right, so yeah, all right So like everyone's bullying you so I feel bad for you even though I've always been bullied you But this you're I feel like being an ice person, so I'm gonna give you a tour. Yeah, I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna bully you by showing me showing you a house you'll live for it since you have to sell your old Uh, your old hurricane Katrina house Okay, come on

Say goodbye. It was hurricane Irene. Thank you very much. So um I'm best friends super storm standy. Let me tell you something. She is Stormy, but we just laugh and get through it and so you know great happen though God, I love that banana. God, I love that super storm. So So then yeah, Bethany is showing around. She's like yeah, so he has the bathroom to be 300 square feet Yeah, he has the closet to 125 square feet Sony is just like, wow, this is great. This is where they make the appetizers in here. Great. And this is where the

waiters change their clothes in here. Great. Where's the water section? Where's the section of water pitchers and coffee? Some of my favorite Sony history, I didn't know any of this Sony history until the season because for whatever reason, I guess they're talking about it because Durinda brought up her husband situation, but Sonya's husband met her as a hostess at a restaurant. Oh, I didn't know. Did she say that on the show? Maybe it was Cipriani. You know, Cipriani. You know. No, but that's all I've been reading it all over the place. And I just think that's so funny that Sony was like a hostess. Well, it says he met her as a hostess at the restaurant, but then they saw each other

in Aspen and got married two days later. And that is the kind of hostess Sony is, you know, that's why waitresses always hate the hostesses. It's like the waitresses make money, the hostesses make $10 an hour, but still the hostesses is like, how did you go to ask him? And then get a husband into seconds, you know, never trust a hostess. Always watch out for those hosts. But in the ho and hostess, listen, it's a very specific Bravo type, you know, you know, like Erica Jane.

Oh, I was, you know, I just happened to be a cocktail waitress and Tom would come in and he loves talking to me and I started hanging out with him. And then we were like, and then all of a sudden, my mom made a bousselineau. So, I'm just proud of what's right about now. Just like, it's interesting how these things happen, I'm bravo. Hello, this is Countess Luand, and I'm going to kill you all, but not before this ad. Would you believe it, girls? We have an ad. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's no

balled into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Um, so, uh, yeah, so they start talking, Bethany and Sonya start talking about Ramona and, you know,

Sonya's doing her spiel. And I like that Bethany. Bethany just loves just, just, just coming in and saying, just explaining it for everyone. Like she did it at the, that's planning. She, she, it's not even a Beth's plan. It's more like, okay, let's move this along. I'll just say it, I'll just fill in the gaps

because you were not saying it fast enough because she did it in the Hamptons when she had lunch with Carol and Tinsley and Tinsley's like, I'm feeling a little sick today because, oh, oh, because you're doing you're getting eggs frozen so you're going through the whole treatment and they stick with the pan and they got the eggs out

and now they're protein eggs and now you gotta feel something and now you gotta time your hormones are up. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah Totally best-splaining that's what she does best-splitting so she's like what's going on with you Sony? I like what's going on without the girls? I don't I don't even get it What's going on like everyone hates you? What's going on? She's like well? You know, I think I started because I wasn't giving enough attention to the girls and then Ramona just left me like and I'm Sobing and she just left me there. She's I'll see you think Ramona should have me like and I'm sobbing. She just left me there She's I'll see you think Ramona should have your back and the problem is it's like you see tensley on Instagram

But you know all this money give me money and she's like she's trying to buy you off. Yeah, she just goes Well, I mean my feelings okay, so you feel like Ramona should have had you back and like okay like while like while at least Why I sit here crying like you try to clear it up and like you're not trying to clear it up Like you should just like just letting you cry there and telling you to apologize. But he turns to the crying, and she's not giving me the attention. She's like, okay, I guess we can press the fast forward button

on what I was gonna talk about, sure, sure. So I come down, it's like Sonya didn't even know until Bethany told her why she's upset. It didn't send you, it's like all unfiled in her mind. Bethany just came in and she was like, all right. Yeah, she puts some shells here, put some kubi cubi cubes here. All right We'll put those feelings over there and these feelings being a war over there And then here's what you're mad at Ramona about here's what you're gonna go about to Carol for and then his

Here's kids lease. Yeah, I'm gonna clarify all this video and so and so it's like I mean even prison bitches have their one person Their loyalty but it's like what's that mean? We're talking about? Makes no sense. How does Bethany not know that? You know Bethany would be the large margin any prison. No she knows it. It's just like the analogy makes no sense in Sonia's world. Sonia's like even prison bitches, it was clearly like a gay said that to her like he

has what you got to say son. Okay he's what you say. Even prison bitch, not even that. I'm not that even teller. They're probably they probably made some gay probably like even prison bitches that someone is their loyal to, right? She's like, oh my god. And she just is saying it again.

Yeah, because Ramona is supposed to be loyal to her and she's not being loyal to her. But you know, you're loyal to somebody until you find a cuter bitch, you know, or someone who's come start rotting after you knock out their teeth. I mean, I watch the same channels this or gaze. Did you notice that when Sonia was like, uh, when she walked through the house, she goes,

Oh, this is beautiful. Even Ivana would love it. I'm like, yes, Sonia. Okay. You're, you're on your way to lunch with Ivana right after this. Okay. Um, right, Durian. She's at Cipriani's.

Cipriani's. Cipriani's. Cip, Cip. Cipriani's Chipprian is Chiprian is chip chip. Chiprian is so meeting my friends. She has to be high. I used to be married to the president Who I dated once So so basically So he was doing this like prison analogy like you know way of being shanked and everything at least there's someone to be like Hey, don't shank that person. And then he's like, all right, all right.

Let's move on to something else because you're not making any sense right now. So, yeah, you know, you were talking about Tinsley and like, how Scott's like paying for a lifestyle. Like, who cares? Who cares? Who cares? But you shouldn't be counting other people's money. Okay? You should be counting other people's money. Except mine. Do you know how much this marble costs? I'll count it for you. Hey me best way in how much Let me when you check on Instagram. I'm gonna show how much you you donate to put it

We got you didn't you didn't donate to think okay And then she's like yeah, but she's like bragging about it She stayed with me, but my place is free and if she wants us checked you and it gives me this money It's like all she gives me this gives certificate and blah blah blah. I'm like all right Just clean this up. Okay. out. Let's clean this up for you. OK, let me clean this up. She goes, so many needs to learn how to talk in Twitter posts. OK? Like, 142 characters or less.

So I think it's probably the best advice that can ever be given really to anybody on this show. I know, but the irony, of course, is coming from Bethany, who somehow manages to squeeze in like 1,500 characters into 840 characters' space. And by the way, Twitter's now 240. But yeah, by the way, I think it's like,

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, enough. Let me clean this up for you. Okay, so, Tinsley stayed with you even though she could have stayed at a hotel. And then when she was supposed to have that picture on Instagram, it shows that she has the money to pay it to stay at a hotel, but she chose not to spend that money to stay with you.

And then she complained the entire time. And then, did you give it a gift? It's like, everything is okay. Is that what it is? That's, that's gonna be a story like, uh, thank you. Thank you for that. Good. Read you something with pickles. I've really been worried about her. No, no, no pickles. All right. I give you a lot of it. All right. I just give you a log line to stick with it. Okay. So Sony was like, well, should I get back the gift certificate? It's like, nah, if I were you, I'd keep it. She goes, well, I could use it for my daughter for Christmas. Oh, Sonia Morales. Of course. Sonia,

as if she hasn't already spent all that money on the gift certificate anyway. No kidding. She's probably traded it for a couple of shawls and some clingy nice lesser heart. Still on a hostess barter system. So Carol and Tinsley are shopping for wake up cuteware. Whatever that's what's that is. Sweaty Betty. Sweaty Betty. That's what I call this lady named Betty who's next to me in the marathon. I love, I love, I love the reveal of marathon that you're doing now. That's what I... I just... I like these socks.

They remind me of the socks that I wore in the marathon. That is her. It's like every fucking episode. The Marathon. Got a more time of life. It's a marathon. I'm more tired of the marathon storyline than I am of Erica's Beeper story, am I?

I'm okay. I'm not tired of the marathon storyline than I am of Erica's beef restore him, okay? I'm not saying something So tinsley arrives at sweaty Betty it looking more like 1950s Ryan Sirhant than ever before And she's there and she's like I guess she's gonna be going to Chicago that weekend right to visit scott He's like, I don't know where me. I was got like Scott I'm like so nervous. I guess he's gonna be my boyfriend. I'm gonna be my boyfriend Like what are you doing Scott? You want to be my boyfriend? You want to not be my boyfriend? Am I scary? I really enjoy tinsley actually just cuz she's like I Feel like when she came or in last season. I was like, I don't know what Tinsley's really bringing to the table But now I'm starting to see what so it is. It's like this weird like like

like fussy Hyper act like not hyperactive, but like easily like riled up Teenager, you know like In a way that I like yeah me too. I'm liking her to She really likes that boyfriend label even better than the label this is She really likes that boyfriend label even better than the label that says Chanel Carol's really on the roll Carol is just melon it does see I wonder if she ever went and got some of those boyfriend jeans They used to sell the gap not just any gap but the gap that was on the marathon route

the gap that was on the marathon route. Maybe you guys should take a breather. That's what I told myself on my L7. Hey, this relationship isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. It's like, so what about you? Is your Adam? What's his name? Adam, yeah. Adam, is Adam going on dates? Like he never went off dates. That was why I couldn't share a bathroom with him anymore. All he do is eat dates, non-stop.

I mean, I know he's vegan, but the date shake thing and that's already. I've never seen such a thin person poop so much. By the way, go get your teamie coupon coupon code crap over at teamyblins.com. So she's like, he's not interested in dating. He knows that would be a betrayal. Like, are you broken up with the guy or are you not broken up with the guy? Why am I even asking this? I don't care. So someone mentions one of them mentions friends with benefits. I think Carol's like, what's that? And they're it's like, well, let's let's Carol's like, I'm going to look up the etymology of friends with benefits. I'm like, okay, I don't know if etymology

is really the word to use here. It's just slang. So she looks it up, clearly on urban dictionary, because she's like, the definition is your friends, but you like to fuck each other. And then when someone falls together and gets there, it feels like, I'm like, listen, as we all know,

Friends with Benefits, I feel like the best example of it is in the Alanis Morsev song, Head Over Heels, Best Friends with Benefits. Remember? You are my best friend, best friends with Benefits. Oh! I love that song I had it on my disc man when I ran the marathon I ran that marathon with one hand in my pocket

and another hand on the Vitamix she was running with her hand in the pocket. She was holding Vitamix during the marathon. No wonder why she was so slow. I couldn't let go of it. It was my comfort Vitamix. Oh good. So Bethany is at home getting a professional photo shoot because you know, that's what Bethany does at home.

Just another night with Bethany at home. I was like, oh my God. All right, let's make magic people. All right, oh my god, today's shoot is about me. Okay, it's about me as a successful woman in an outropreneur, okay? Because it's my first for a entertainment. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

Do you ever take a bath? Do you ever just like come home? I'm like, I don't know, play some scrabble on yourself. You're really annoying. Get it girl, scrabble. The only letters are SI and N-Y. G-I-R-L. It's like, how many angrams can make?

Okay, literally I can't. Like, why would you want to play Scrabble anyway? How about this? How about you just, like, look at words? How about you go to the dictionary and just, like, like, why do you make your own words? Why do you want to scramble out? Like, that's, like, I don't get it.

Like, I don't get it, like, what, what, what, what, what are you having a game? Okay, like, let's, I want to have the four-in to denim. Okay, like, this is not Lees. Okay, it's not Levi's. It's like, Bethany's. Eh? Bethany Lees. Eh, they fit.'s not Levi's, it's like Beth and he is, eh? Beth and Lees, they fit, they're like nice,

they're like, they're like soft, they're like nice, they got like, etchings, it's like, like what's the matter, what's going on? It's like denim, it's like literally, literally if you don't get these denim's right now, I just like, kill me in the flood, like honestly, like make me a new set of denim and just like, hang me right there.

I can't. Who wants a clip art of a skinny bitch on the back of their jeans? I'm offended. It might be fun to sit on it. Like I'm gonna sit on that skinny girl logo. Damn it, I just spent $80. Am I vengeful?

Or Beth and me. It's like hard. I've tried to feel bad for her. I'm like, this is her home scene, you know, hawking some shit jeans and talking to the assistant. He's looking at her at this point like, oh, the assistant's no longer the assistant anymore, Megan. She is not a brand.

Oh, well, man, something another or so. No, it's like brand ambassador. Yeah, it'd be a brand ambassador. Like, all right, I thought you would be like, I am a brand ambassador, I should be good. Um, I, um, I'm liking Bethany the season. Oddly enough, I was, I found myself watching her photo shoot and I was like, good for her, Lucille Blue style. I was like, look at her, making denim jeans.

Yeah, I'm actually liking Bethany this season too, which is making me feel extremely uncomfortable. I do not like it switching up like me. I'm okay, because I mean, I was originally a Beth, a super Bethany fan. You know, she just had a few Beth seasons where she was just like, rough, but I still liked her, even though she was like totally like,

eh, eh. But, um, you know, I, what, what I don't love about Bethany, She was just like rough but I still liked her even though she was like totally like eh eh but um You know I what what I don't love about Bethany is The apartment flipping just because she makes us every single seat she's like this is it I'm finally home. This is my home like I'm gonna divorce and now this is my home I have my dream home But now this is my new home and I'm gonna make it my own and like me and Bryn and like she got pick up her toys But she likes to pick up her toys because she's like OCD like you like me and like is my home I'm like oh that's nice and the next season is like so I sell that home I'm like a new home like don't let me fall for your

new home every single season it's not fair I don't want to go do that on that path and then she's like oh god okay well you know I talked about my house now oh you know what just occurred to me these are soft they're comfortable they're not trappy, stretchy. I'm like, oh my god, is there one part of you that does anything real? Do you have any feelings inside of you at all? I'd rather see Carol talk about the marathon at this, I don't wanna know about your fucking G. I think I'd rather hear about the jeans

than the marathon, to be honest. But you know what, the other thing with Bethany, I feel like it doesn't really get talked about on the show, but didn't we discuss this that when she had her big buyout, she could have taken this like huge, she could have taken some sort of like millions of millions of millions of dollars, but she instead chose to get a percentage of the company right, banking on the idea that the company like Skinny Girl was going to be just continuing to get bigger and bigger and bigger, but then Skinny Girl, I believe their sales are to go down.

So she actually did not get as much money. And so I think that's one of the reasons why she's always selling this stuff is because she's trying to like get that money. I could be this, by the way, asterisk. This could be all be false. But I think that we're reading it that she took a percentage instead. So that's why she sells it so hard because she has a stake in it

and she like has not received, she received lots of money, but like not as much money as if she'd just taken the full on buyout, I think. Oh, that makes sense. And they should really, I'm surprised that there was not been an angle, I guess it's a weird angle to take.

Like you would think the angle would be like, so I took a back end and then the sales went down and I'm trying to get my money. But it's like hard to take that angle because it's like she's still got a lot of money so it sounds almost like spoiled. Like well, but I want more. And then you also don't want to say,

oh, my sales are not as good as I thought that would be because that's, you don't want to do that in business It's a rant hurts a rant I'll stop talking now because I'm talking to my no, no, you don't have to talk. You don't have to stop talking I'm thinking about it, but no, I'm saying it in general. I just don't like having no you're not I don't like having the word skinny on jeans I just find that to be offensive. Yes, it's because I'm chunky But maybe even if she has big sizes, so then it's like a big girl wearing something that says skinny on the back. I just don't like it. I don't like it. I think it's totally tone deaf. And I'm really glad that Oprah changed

weight watchers into a non-calorie counting, just enjoying your life and just be whatever weight you are. Be healthy because it's kind of like kicking Bethany in the nets. And I bet that Bethany like throws darts at Oprah's picture at paint. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I never thought about that. There is something a little problematic about the official brand of a gene being skinny. Like, like, it's like, you're, you have to be skinny to enjoy these genes almost. Yeah. It's just not like good luck. There's goals, goals of genes. So next up, we're at Lewat, speaking of not understanding how much money people are making.

Let's go see what Lewand's doing because the way I was looking at a $4 million dollar apartment. Yeah, I don't know what the hell kind of money she's making do in a cabaret show, but I want in. Yeah, so she and Durinda are up on Riverside Drive and they're looking for an apartment and they was like, well, you know, I was with Tom so briefly it was like an Airbnb as in air big busts As in the marriage is the big bus hit it boys three two one. What a bust of a marriage. You're gonna call marriage busters I just love this place. I can go walk the dog like oh great. So there's a door to the outside Yeah I just love this place. I can go walk the dog. Like, oh great, so there's a door to the outside. Yeah. And actually, now that it burns me, I was like, I wonder why I'm making a ghost bus

for this joke, because the wind is like, it's like, it's like, ghost buses. Yeah, it's you. Oh, there's a lot of history here, Duranda. Well, there's something strange in the neighborhood. You're gonna call, not Ramona. Just call Tom. Just call Tom.

I still do it. I can't help it. Tom, there's ghost. When you do it. I can't help it. Tom does ghost. When there's, when you're seeing Missy walking down the street, who are you gonna call? Tom Dacastino. Oh. Dacastino.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I ain't afraid of no Tom. I'm sick of getting slimed. Neighborhood. Would you believe it? I went to the library and you know what happened? I getting slimed. Neighborhood. Would you believe it? I went to the library and you know what happened? I got slimed. No wonder people are reading less these days.

Luans version of Ghostbusters would be hilarious. You're just her being indignant about everything. So I went to the top of this building. Someone named Zool there. I was like, who is this person? They tried to turn me into a piece of slime. And then a giant marshmallow came down. I was like, Ramona, get a grip. All right. The marshmallow uncomfortable, to slime uncomfortable. Sink, sagorne, weeper, and address.

Braceless. I mean, it's a marshmallow walking down the street. Everyone just has to get over it. Someone on their built for shoulder pads in some art. Sorry, Sigourney. I mean, yes, it'd be nice that the key master can meet the gatekeeper, but sorry, ladies, we can't all fall in love. In the neighborhood. Okay, so this place is $4.2 million. And I just wrote Jesus Christ, lady, who you kidding? And she's like, well, you know, here's what I want to Rinda I want a house a home. I want like just you know someplace I can just move right into my clothes were already there there's forks Possibly a Tom in the corner. You know how it goes Punching code would be nice. D'a, did your arm just fall off? Yeah, now the zombie called. I mean, I'm a ghost boss, you're not a zombie hunter.

Darynda, not to be judgmental, but are you eating a baby like right now? Sorry, I'm being bitching. I mean, I would have brought Ramona, but she's always crossing lines. I thought I'll just bring a zombie instead. So yeah, so she's What do I need on this? This has something trip brains. That's what I need. Me too! Me too! Well, I'm glad we're looking at the same thing.

I think Tom left some brains in the cookie jar. Oh yeah. So yeah, they're looking around this apartment. It's 2,000 square feet and the man's like, I mean, it's a nice apartment, but it's a little bit too much apartment, which is code four. I can't afford this. Yeah, that's a lot.

She's like, I don't know if I need this much. So her friend is, so she sits down, her friend is showing it, and so they sit down with a friend, and the woman's like, okay, so you want something with some more outdoor space, and the woman just goes, yes! Yes! Yes! You know something casual.

The $5? I've got $5. Okay, $10. Okay, sold for $ dollars. I win. I want something with a terrorist and Brenda's like, yeah, you know what? She something says something not a terrorist a terrorist Yeah, I want to be a support friend, but so Luan Luan's like, okay, well while she's making the call What happened with Sonya in here? Yeah, you know, remote equality

Because I was gonna get a face off literally get a face off and he gets the things again There's a difference between signing papers and really as in the bulldozer I haven't quite filled the hole yet to the still a chance to witness my comeback up and Remair And it was case scenario I can get some of the brain's buzz difference well I feel sorry for her I just I feel sorry for her what can I say I just feel sorry yeah that's so nice and then different uh out of nowhere she's like yeah

you know what she's she's the rattlesnake Cuz you get up by the tail and then you say kind of you better take it keep Don't take it By the face you come up and you want to touch her you want to touch her But guess what you got hold it by tail and the moment you start with your butt. Yeah, the head's gonna bite you And eat all your hand brains out. I'm like well, okay first things. I don't want to touch a rattlesnake Okay, second of all you don't hold them by the tail. That's like exact opposite thing you do. And like you hold it by the tail, that's what it does.

It comes up and you're supposed to hold it by the head, Duranda. Also, Duranda, I support you in whatever you choose to do in life. I believe in you, you can do anything, but please don't ever be a Girl Scout coach. I'm like one of those Girl Scout Truebladers. Please, you're gonna get little girls killed. Listen, it's what they always say. You cash on fire, what you do?

You stand still until the fire burns out, okay? You don't stop, you don't drop, and you definitely don't. Well, you stand still and you take it, okay? Cause the moment you stop taking it, it's the moment you get burned. Ha ha ha ha. Listen, if every year you hear fire alarm, sit on your bell and cover yourself with some covers. And stand like cover.

Oh, that's flammable. Ha ha ha. Yes, okay. I was like, uh oh. Ha ha ha. You sit. If you're pocketcanging you garage here's what you do You just sit there and you wait for the car run out of gas and you sit there with the door closed

Moment you stop sitting there at the moment you pass out. Oh my god Durinda dead of a rattlesnake bite Camping but I like how it like she says, it's like a razznik. You want to touch it, be holded by a tail. Like, the basic premise of your rant is that we all want to touch a razznik. And that is the exact opposite thing I want to do. Well, do you want to touch tensileys here? Well, you can't because you're not priv.

Privileert. Privileert. Privileert't because you're not pretty. Prive alert, privilege, privilege. Prive alert. This is not just priv. It's priv Navea alert because tensileys at home. Priven Navea, yeah. Yeah, cause priv comes by, priv which is owned by NBCU,

so that's why it's always showing up. So it's like, hi, the NBCU makeup team is here to do your hair, but we can call it priv, cause it's a privilege and it's in private. And so they arrive in Tanzies like, oh, do you have anything for my skin? And they're like, well, is it just how it happens? I brought this giant thing in the VH. They're like, oh, that's nice. But don't you think the people in the VH are kind of pissed because she's like, Germany, I have spray tan dryness. Wow, the way to make a product sounds luxurious.

I'll tell you who's most mad as spray tan drying you out. I'll tell you who's most mad as Nivea or Nivea, as in the singer Nivea, who's like, if you mess with my man, I'm in the water, tell, because she's not getting any royalties on Niveaa the hand lotion. I'm saying right that I'm saying it. This is for all the Nivea Nivea fans.

Well, someone's not going to get a apartment from Ghostbusters. If you mess with my man, I'm going to run and tell it. Here's a little advice for you. Don't mess with my man, Ramona. I know you don't know this song, but I'm still forging forward with this song. I know, but I'm for it. I love the concert. I like the idea of Luan covering Nivea. I like the idea of Meth Campbell being mad. It's like it's kind of my name.

Oh! Okay, let's skip Tinsik. It's like it's kind of my name. Oh! Okay, let's skip too. It's like, it's nothing happened. So Carol's over at every doubt. Yeah. And she, oh no, no, she's at Lady Mendels. Lady Mendels. Lady Mendels, not to be confused with Henry Mendels.

Yeah, I thought I just built Henry Mendels wrong. All different versions of like my name truncated. So Lady Mendels with Carol, and Carol is doing the new time on our tradition on Bravo waiting around. Yeah, well, a Kairon counts down the time. Yeah. And it's funny because I feel like this is the rest of this is Carol's life after her last five good summer. It's meant for when she's like, I only have five kids, summer's left. And now I'm stuck in a tea shop. And an old lady chair falling asleep, waiting for my friend who might have died coming here. What do I know? So we're like, who is she waiting for?

And it turns out she's waiting for the man who is stuck in traffic. Well, you know, it's a lot of traffic. It's like, it's like a marathon over here. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Wait a still the marathon, Carol. Driver, how long do we get there? You call him driver? I've never called my driver the driver. You can take the girl out of counties, but you can't take the countess out of the girl I don't really know what that means

It didn't really make sense. Yeah, I Wasn't that offended or put off by her saying driver. I know it's like I mean I don't call like a new driver driver, but I think it's like I think it's like acceptable if you're like a Driver that's like what you're just like saying waiter, you know? Yeah, well that's rude man waiter Cotton I know rude. I mean, I don't I don't even do that either But I'm saying it's like I don't think it's out of the like I guess you should know So you're the waiter if you were you were a waiter if someone said excuse me waiter would you be upset?

No, I'm like you better call me Rondle if you want some respect from me Of course, yeah, I just love that Carol finds any reason to be offended and upset and Lou Ann comes in she's like Did I wake you Carol because Carol's like sleeping on the chair? She's yeah, I put on my Chinese dress for tea like oh my god Now you don't even need to look for reasons to be offended. It just walked in. I was like who can I appropriate today? I was like driver. Take me to Chinatown first. I need to steal their culture a little bit. Do you have a, do you have a be-deliking date on the way there? Oh driver. Driver hurry up. I'm bound to meet with some dumb bitch over tea. I'm about to meet with some dumb bitch over tea. Hehehehe.

Hehehehe. You match the wallpaper! I'll take that not as a compliment. So, uh, so Carol's like- At least I didn't sleep with the help Carol. I'd rather look like wallpaper than a wallflower, hit it boys. One, two, three margaritas. That's why the wallflowers. Hehehehe. one, two, three margaritas. That's by the wall flowers.

So Carol's like, when I met Luan, we had a much lighter relationship before I told everyone on national television, she tried to get a dress for free from Michelle Obama's designer. And then it all went downhill. So she's decided she's going to try and make up with Luan, which is just never going to happen. Let's let's face it guys. Never gonna have face it. It's never gonna happen. I mean, they never really had a great relationship because even Carol's first season,

she was not digging Luan. Remember that scene where Luan walked into a room before Carol and Carol was like, That's fine, that's fine. I mean, I am a princess though. Do you remember that? They're like, watching to a hotel or something. And I was like, I'll go, that's fine. I mean, I am a princess though. Do you remember that? They like, watching you a hotel or something. And they were like, I'll go first. I'm the countess.

Yeah, because Carol's, and then they showed a montage of reasons that Carol doesn't like, Luna, I'm just like, well, you did sleep with the hell. Oh, remember, anybody know what there's a daycare? Watch out. Carol might jump out of the car and steal some babies, right, Carol?

I'm all right. Carol! I'm alright! Careful, I don't scalp your head. Oh, that was just a general duan. Like, not a great moment. But I was fun to put it in the montage. We just thought we'd put it in for the fun of it. So Carol's like, so I was thinking, you know, we haven't hung out one-on-one in so many years and the

wind's like, and for no apparent reason. I was like, um, remember that montage we just saw? Well, I didn't, I don't remember it because you know what I do. I'm the biggest forgive and forget it there is. Hit it boys! Forgive, forgive, tomeat, tomeat, tomeat, it's me, Luan, 4.3 million ghost busters! There's something strange in the forgetting hood, you gonna call? I forgive you!

I'm forgiving myself for forgetting. You know, I've already forgiven'm forgiving myself for forgetting. You know, I've already forgiven Zool for taking over the city. But I'll never forget the Gourney for those shoulder pads. Am I right, Pooh? It ain't! You know, what that old painting did to the Statue of Liberty was unacceptable, but I've forgiven him. The Statue of forgiven is what I call her. So she's like, I'm the biggest forgiven for getting to.

Oh really? Then is that why you keep calling out in names every time you see them? She's like, I do not have dare you. I love Adam. What a wonderful guy. He was such a good cook. I remember back in the day when he was working for me cooking well. And then some sluts, dole him on a broom.

I know it wasn't. I know it wasn't my niece because she was dating him the proper way. You caught him, toy boy. Oh no, big deal. I thought it was cute. I mean, isn't that funny, funny toy boy instead of boy toy? It's fun plan words the ball mo and I can say ball mo because I'm French Canadian. Listen I don't take your relationship less sincerely than I do anybody else's relationship. By the way did you hear that Ramona Factor Contract or Mario? I'm You My goodness, oh fun times and Carol's like I think that you think that there's this checkbox that we're supposed to check like

Oh, you broke up with time and Carol didn't call me Carol when a woman gets divorced you don't text gets divorced you don't text. Don't you say listen listen I don't take I don't take your relationship any less seriously than my relationship and I didn't mean to demean you but I oh I guess I was Carol saying that so I just did Carol's thing in the way I'm voice never mind. He's just like he's not a test you's making sound like there's a check box. You got mad when I didn't call you after you're divorced.

Well, I didn't make the test, Carol. Like, copy them and pass them out to the class. What do you want from me? Listen, Carol, the difference is you were just having a three-year fling with a cook who once dated my niece, and I was, I was married. It deserves to be considered a little bit. would have been courteous just send a text So then she's like well you didn't text me about breaking up with Adam which you didn't break up with Adam

Yeah, you said a million times you didn't break up with Adam You're still kind of friends and dating and fucking so what kind of text you want yeah, Lou Angus Well, I think this is tit for tat. She goes, it's the same thing as always, but I'm moving on. And she's like, look, somewhere we, we got on this path, and we were on this path, and then we went on different paths. Now, let's get back on the same path, and we'll travel in the same direction, with your toy boy driving. And I'll say, hello, young person driver that was stolen from my niece, you're forgiven. Just take us on the same path, and if there comes a fork in the road,

get carried on the curb and take me to bend down. Listen, as we all know, I'm the greatest forgiver slash forgetter in all of New York City, and you know, I totally forgive and forget the fact that you did not text me after I got both married and divorced. I've forgotten that entirely, but I do want to remind you that you did not text me after I was divorced. It would have been the kind thing to do. I mean, just saying, just saying, just forgetting and saying, saying, don't forget it.

Don't forget that I said it. Don't forget that I said it. Don't forget that I forgave. Do you understand? Oh god damn, well, look, we cleared the air because it was very, very dark air. And it goes, well, consider the forecast clearing. Three, two, it's raining apologies. Hallelujah, raining apologies. Hallelujah raining apologies. Hallelujah. It's raining man. Hallelujah. That young enough to be in a play pen. Therefore you Carol. Oh god damn it.

It's raining text message saying sorry about the divorce. It's raining text messages except from Carol. It's raining text messages except from Carol. So now we're over at Tinsley's house and her cleaning lady's like, okay, I'm going to prop up these pillows and we're all set right and Tinsley's like, oh, we've got love. We still. I'm leaving. I'm out of here. Yeah. Why does it Tinsley have one of those little old people scooters in her house? Did you notice that? I didn't notice it because I was

too busy typing down must remember to mention all the like Madeline harpsichord music that door and it's Scott and she's like, and she just like runs away from the door and collapses on the floor into the fetal position before she finally hauls herself up onto her feet and gets into her arms Oh, I guess it's like if you if you mistook a baby for a teapot, you fitted on it. I was like, oh my God, Bule just ran it to me. Bule was like, can I be Tinsey Deer Scott? It's like, please don't buy. You don't buy, I'm barely giving feathers to this. Not no, not no.

So, Tincy's all excited that's Scott there. He's like, I had a meeting, so I came to town. So she's like, oh my god, I have to go get her old carols! Scott came to die! Oh, if I may have had something to do with it. You just got pumpkin. Oh my god. Look at the etymology of it if you don't believe me. So, can you believe this? Well, I planted a little bit. He said, I'm coming to town and I said, okay, got his

hands please house. Crazy kids. Crazy kids. Carol's like, I just hope that Tinsley's playing it cool. And they drove a flashback to like a minute earlier of her and scot somewhere. Hi. So funny. And the Tinsley's like, three weeks ago Carol brought me flowers and I kept them and I said I'm not gonna get rid of these until me Is God get back together and now here you are the flowers are dry now. Can I get can I get rid of them now? Are we back together and he's like okay? It's like

Like shoving them down on the trash can and it just cuts to his face and he's like oh my god Well, that's nice that you got flowers. I didn't even get a text. I didn't even get a text of a flower We're my Did I I forgot and what I'm even talking about these are just are just instinctual words coming out of my out of my face Carol So over at Bethany's house. Oh wait, I just want to say when Tindsay's like My whole life is about rituals, you know like when I leave a room I have to look at the door certain way You know that's why my life is a bet. I'm like you got OCD Yeah, that's not cute. You're just scaring Scott more, okay?

I always When I leave I always have to close the door three times and lock it five times and be like three plus five to eight. Oh 167 to six And then we just hear Beth and he go I'm gonna have a snack because we then go over to bed Yeah, I'm gonna have a snack which you can then go over to Beverly Hills. Yeah. I'm gonna have a snack, which you can't have in Puerto Rico. Because what a disaster. You know, like Puerto Rico, right? I have a couple things on my schedule, more important than

a Ramono's party. Okay. First, skinny jeans. Second, Puerto Rico. Third, skinny jeans in Puerto Rico. Fourth, Mr. Belmer, you're on the floor. All the people's head. Mr. Belmer, dear.

Ah, speaking of China, I know how to say, hey, Butler like it flew away. I was on that show would just be called hey Butler Yeah, you know, you know, it was a great homogeneous Bob Euker. I'm just gonna say it right now Love them so good So this is all coming full circle. It's like hey assistant Rammy bastard lady. How about gift cards? That's what they need Puerto Rico. Let's get them some best buys. Yeah, so the moment that best buys is rebuilt, they can use them. If they can use it right now, but they'll use it down the line.

It'll be great. Yeah, who should I bring in Puerto Rico? I can't bring anyone high maintenance, so I can't take care of or tens, like, you know, it's all like makeup and jewelry, whatever, you know. But like, Dorenda's asked about it, and you know, it's like, she's the only one

who's asked how it affected me, you know. Like Dorenda's like, how were you affected by Puerto Rico? How do you feel about Puerto Rico? How's Puerto Rico hurt you? Which, you know, is the important question. What? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I thought that brain's on you, but she just thinks Puerto Rico's just like

the island version of Chippewa and I said, so I'm like, I can't do it. I mean, like Dorenda will appreciate it, you know? So walk around there, pick up the break, Louis, through a dress and call herself Lady Gaga. She also says something about all the brains. I don't know what that means. She's calling it a Puerto Rican scramble.

I don't know what that means. I think I'm gonna find out. She says something about a smogasport. I was like, I don't get it. Like, why would there be a smogasport? So then the perfect cut is to Ramona's party. Because Ramona's like, oh my god, everything don't get it. Like, why would there be a smog as well? So then the perfect cut is to Ramono's party. Cause Ramono's like, oh my god, everything has to be perfect. Okay?

Like, this is small. I'm just excited to have a party. This is about a discount, okay? It's not about a charity. Not everything has to be about charity. Okay. I'm sorry, we're just gonna shop. Shop and shop and shop.

When he's all sorts of expendable money, disposable income, and we're gonna buy money disposable income and we can buy things and we're gonna buy them I would enjoy them and throw them out and throw them into the sea when they get into sea They're gonna bob around in the waves and whichever things survive the sea are gonna wash up and put a rico And their lives will be improved. So I really am being charitable anyway, okay? Yeah, you know her I can't not a her I can't anyway okay yeah be a hurrah can't not a hurrah can't hi so Ramona of course in traditional typical Ramona fashion she's like oh my god this room is too small for 60 people it's not a room Ramona it's the second floor of the entire department store yeah there's no decor here okay how

am I supposed to have a party for my good friends with no day cool you know I'm gonna do me take this tree from another part of the store and just bring them to the room. There, that's better. I'm like, you're already complained that it's too cramped and you're just gonna take a random tree and put it right in the middle of the room. There's no decor in the store of Harry Bedel. That's cool. Come on. Let's face it. I have great taste. Look, look where I put that tree. I just said, you know what? Thanks, Shway, more like things Schwont, okay? So... So then this other, this lady comes in again, the same friend from last week and she's like,

oh my god, I miss Grey. You were great to my apartment, my house, and this is Grey. So I'm gonna call you Miss Grey. Okay. And then Carol comes in. She's like, Carol, look at this purse. It matches the bathroom you're wearing, right? Whatever that's supposed to be. What do you, the Pope, who just got out of the shower? I'm auditioning for Hamilton.

She looked like she was wearing some sort of revolutionary war garb. And she's like, Tensley's not coming. Oh, is it because someone just coming? She's like, no, she's not coming! Oh, is it because someone just coming? She's like, no! She's gonna go see Scott and Chicago! Oh my god, my heart's going pitted, Patta. I love Chicago.

Okay. I don't, my heart's going pitted, Patta. I don't know it's because of the love, or if it's because I had a beautiful latte from Avery's new latte machine that I bought at Vanderpump Rules. Orthon, just touched because I planted a new tree in bedelts. This day quartz make my heart go pitta, pitta, okay. So then we cut to the car where Tinsel and Scott are on the way to the airport.

And she's like, I have to call my mom. Jesus Christ, the guy has been here five minutes and you're calling your second person already. Yeah, and also it's like, all he did, he showed up. He's surprised, like he's surprised you, but like does it really need to be blasted out and like to the entire like, like,

to everyone in the, in your contacts? The entire tristate area. Yeah. So her mom answers Dale, So, oh, hello, Tinsley. It's like, Mom, how did you tell you something? Oh my God, it's good. Oh, I'm like, well, I'm making some Christmas tokens, Tinsley. And maybe I'll make one for Scott. I'll put that dog on it that he loves so much. She's like, what dog? It's like well I saw on his Instagram. Here's his dog. He loved without other girlfriend He loves his dog mom are you kidding me right now?

Mom I just do out our breakup flowers. You gotta see that mom Let me do one happen mom. So it was like a knock at the door And I thought it was like room service again because I was just like hey room service can you bring me a pillow? And they were like okay, well come on bring you a pillow and I like like oh my god, it's room service But it's got I was so nervous I drank a whole bottle of nivia If you mess with my man Maybe want to know that Scott's just looking out the window like

I'm gonna be one now, though. Scott's just looking out the window like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's funny that your name is Missy because you'd never missed. I never miss you. Your name should really be Heary because you're always here. Kai get it So the wherein comes in while she's talking to Missy and the ones like oh, well hello extras from Craigslist. Oh Leave it lady. Yes, I Enjoy your show. Thank you for a list of loving it. Yes, I love the opera too.

Yes, I was asked to be in Madame Butterfly. I agree about that sidewalk anyway. Girls like, just a reminder, Missy was the girl that Tom was dating when Tom was dating with when and then continued to flirt with even after his marriage yeah like glad you got all out got over all that stuff Carol exactly so Luan sees missy across from which is like come on really really Ramona should know better come on and Romantic's like oh I was wait is this for care no this is where to talk for you. Well, well, this is I mean That's all sort of like a mix but basically Luann winds up talking to Missy and she's like missy's like you look good

Did you darken your hair and I was like I did? Bye I did because it was, and now it's fall. I guess it's time for Fallay. And she's like, mm-hmm, yes. And the minute Luana walks away, Missy Smile just drops. It's so funny. Although she was probably trying to figure out what the fuck Luana is talking about.

Oh, it's darker, because it's fall now. You know how that goes. I really know. I really just diced her hair, darker. Well, I went through a dark period of my life. darker because it's fall now. You know how that goes. I love it. I love it. Sidney just dies to her, darker. Well, I went through a dark period of my life. Maybe you're aware of it. I guess now I'm on my own.

Three, two, one. Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control. All on our own. That's Ghostbusters 2 for you. On my own. Pretending my hair was lighter. In a time where things were lighter. And that, I mean spring.

Things used to be lighter. I was at higher altitudes. I was at the penthouse. So Le Mans, I go. Ramona just has no respect for me. So who knows. It's a woman shopping event. Maybe Tom will be here behind curtain Did you did you notice Did you notice by the way Marion Beanstalk in the background? There was a lot of Marion bean oh because at first I was like where's Marion Beanstalk? Because you know Marion Beanstalk is the Liza minute. I think I believe that's the Liza Manelli friend

I think that's what we named Marion Beanstalk. Yeah, she's the Liza Menelli friend. I think that's who we named Marin Beanstalk. Yeah. She's the Liza Menelli. Oh, she's a part type remote. Yeah, she's always in the background while she was there and she's wearing a little beret. And she was a beret and like a salt and pepper kind of scarf and she was like in every shot.

She's like, here I am. Marin Beanstalk hanging out with my good friend Ramona at her Bendel's event. Can't wait to tell the girls about this one. I brought some flyers. Tell your friend it's not about dancing. It's about moving. By the way, I think I just scandalized Dom by building out the Bobby Brown song so loudly in this apartment. He was just like, he just gave me this look like, what is happening? Dom's like, I'm leaving the final, the final straw.

He's like, what is going on with your podcast today? Yeah, he's like, you cute up Mary and being stuck and I'm out of here. Okay. Done. I am like barely, I can barely hear you. Ronnie not volume. I'm like, because I'm like in my own head right now. So I'm like, I'm in such a caffeinated haze. I'm like, I can't tell what's happening.

What's happening? What I'll tell you what's happening Ramona's like oh cuz Carol's like I'll see you invited Missy. Hello. That means L.O.L Look at the etymology and Ramona's like Well, I shouldn't invite her because of the wean I mean 60 people here. Okay. There's a lot of people here. So the way that comes up she's like well Hello Ramona and Carol's like So the wind comes up she said, well hello Ramona and Carol's like, is Sonya coming? Well, I fight her. Who knows what's going on with Sonya?

Okay, it's a raw, so raw? It's what I was talking about. No, it's a win. Whatever will be and will be stuck in my bright Marion. Marion, well, yeah, you know, yeah, if you're about to use a, if you're about to use new, a lot of times, okay, yeah, Marion, yeah, we're on top of it already Mary and So they're wondering if Sonia is gonna show up and Ramona's like, well, I don't even know the truth of her husband Because I didn't even know her when she was married and then she told me things and confidence and I wanted to respect her

But not saying stuff that she told me in confidence that we've had secrets. You know what confidence means, right? I know, I googled it. It's when you're dating somebody, but you have the confidence that they're not gonna be out fucking tramps because they still want you back. No, Carol, it means that when you're strong enough for a man, the peak balance for a woman. Because you're sure, you're confident and you're sure, or is that secret?

Oh, I don't know anymore. It's different degrees of love, okay? Just make sure he's soft. Carol, I think you should know that you're not clean unless you're zestfully clean, okay? So, Luan's like, well, I think there's a disconnect there. No, you're not clean unless you're zestfully clean, okay? So LeWand's like, well, I think there's a disconnect there. And she's like, yeah, it makes me sad. I hope Sonya can take it and figure it out, how to make it better with herself and everyone else

because it's really sad. And I don't like seeing Sonya like that. And Ramona makes those like innocent eyes and like, shugs or shoulders, a lot of the camera, which means she's about to ruin somebody's life. Yeah, exactly. She mentions that she's got secrets I think 10 times in this show. She's like, I, I, I would tell you what I have, but the secrets, the, the secrets that

what, the, the, the, the, so many times I go, I don't want to help you. I don't want to tell people, I never will tell anyone. I'm just going to tell people that I have your secrets and I'm not going to tell people I never will tell anyone. I'm just gonna tell people that I have your secrets And I'm not gonna tell people unless maybe I might tell this producer very quietly, okay? You never want to line a man to tell secrets for you later in life, okay? Okay So Sonya finally arrives and she's on the first floor in the ladies' rank. Oh, it's up there You have to take the stairs. And she goes, I'm wearing heels.

Yeah. And so she arrives. I'm like every other person there. Exactly. Everybody's wearing heels. You're not walking through the jungle. You're not walking through the jungle. You're in a place that actually is made for heel walking.

So she hugs Marin Beanstock. And meanwhile, Luan's trying on something. And kind of was like, no no you need it to be bigger You know you have a big head and she's like really are we going there pumpkin Really really three two one That's my smashing pumpkins impersonation impersonation

Don't care. I was like notice how friendly we are and the man goes. Yes, we had a come to tease us party I'll be here all week literally. I will I mean either. Yeah, sorry. Oh no, we're gonna. It's like guys It's just men they're the ones who make us crazy and care of who's no not for me They're the ones who make us crazy. And you're like, no, not for me. The only thing that gets me crazy are people who are running too slowly in the marathon. The only man that makes me crazy is Lumaan. So then Missy introduces Lumaan to a guy named Richard. He's like, hey Lumaan, I want you to meet this guy, Richard. He's really, he's really into you.

I wanted to meet him and then I was like, oh, how are you? And I was like, oh, I'm surprised Richard, she's like, hey, Luhan, I want you to meet this guy, Richard. He's really, he's really into you. I wanted to meet and then I was like, oh, hi, how are you? And Carol's like, oh, I'm surprised that you two are getting along so well. And the man's like, well, I mean, I never had a problem with Missy. You know, except for all the flirting that slut did with Tom. Bye. I didn't have a problem with Missy when she thought the mics were on. It was when the mics went off. The man was the problem.

And Carol's like, you can dump the man but keep the girl. And they're like, yes, Missy's like, oh, well, I hope you have fun with Richard. I know his parents. Sonia is feeling left out, but she's determined to look confident. So she's also talking to Craig's as extras. And she's like, oh yes girls, I have dinner on the park. And it's an older crowd sexier, you know, I don't know if I'm buying or selling, that's the problem. I was just a tavern.

I was just a tavern on the green. This guy came up to the window with bang on the window, and then some sort of monster ate him. I I'm like what is going on in this city? Next thing I know he's searching out a cigar in New Eever. I'm like what? Anyway, I'm gonna say less and mean more. I'm like you sound like a commercial for Marshalls She's like never boring always say less Doesn't it feel good to pay less when you're getting more. That's all I'm good in the neighborhood. I'm

like now you're just in Applebees. I want a baby back, baby back baby back. Yes. You know what we need to do? We need to bloom an onion. That's what we need to do. So Luann is your family. Luann leaves Sonia and Ramona alone. She's like all that you two catch up You walks away and they just both look around the store

Yeah, I'm Ramona puts an entire fucking hand like a hand size order in her mouth like the woman eats like a damned all Well, so does Sonia because Durinda showsnda shows up also as like Sonya, like decides to get some sort of order of like right in like the intense foreground of the shot. And she's just like stuffing a spannic open in her mouth like, well, I guess it's like, you know, I guess Chip and I is changing up their menu a little bit

but it's nice, I like it. Oh, Annabelle told me on her podcast that Ramona was eating a piece of salmon in front of her as she cut half the set. She cut the salmon in half and forked half the salmon and ate the whole thing. So I watched this and I was like, oh my God, she really does do that. So yeah, so Lou, Lou Ann leaves Ramona and Sonia alone together and she goes off with Dorenda to pose with a Nutcracker. He's like, hey look at you guys, you're not cracker. What's up?

You have nuts, you have brains. What you think is going on with him? You gotta eat the brain, you gotta just burn your hair and then your head. And she's wearing like a full on fur. Aren't the women here terrified of getting attacked by PETA? That's also a real threat. I cannot believe I'm seeing so many fur as in 2018. They might be fake fur. That is not a fake fur. I don't think that that was a real threat. I cannot believe I'm seeing so many firsts in 2018. They might be fake firsts.

They might be fake firsts. That is not a fake for. I don't think that that was a fake for on Durinda. It didn't look like a fake for her. I think even Peter knows they can't go up against someone like Ramona. You know, like they try to come for Ramona or they'll be like, listen, this is what you have to do

with your protest, okay? You gotta wait outside and then when you're ready to protest, I'll call you in, one at a time. Like, no, no, you kill animals for ism... Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this just isn't gonna work. You have to hold on. Have you met my daughter, Avery? She's a really good girl. I said, Avery, you need to buy three different proteins, buy a mink and then a fox and then another mink and you line them up.

I'm like, okay, never mind, we're just gonna skip this protest. Yeah, you're just gonna skip this protest. Yeah, you're trying, protest Dorenda, she'll just eat your throat right out of your fucking head. Me? Well, that'll it with you, baldy. Great. You try to protest,

I'm trying to protest Luan, they come in and be like, for his murder, for his murder. She's like, would you believe it girls? They know my music, they're here to celebrate my music. Well,

welcome to Lu Ann and friends Come have a seat enjoy the show tunes Enjoy my fordora station So Ramona's like sir, I'm on and son you're like, okay, I guess we're gonna have to fight because the camera men are blocking us in We're not gonna leave here. So they swallow their gigantic hand sized orders and Ramona's like, oh You have to spark right on your nose. Looks like a nose ring. Get it off you. She's like, well, if someone asked, if so, you got a nose ring, you would know the answer to that. She's like, I would say no. Okay. So finally defend

me. Finally defend me against the people who are saying, when page 6 says I have a nose ring, you're finally defending me. What takes a long to defend me about my nose ring, Ramona? Well, I don't know all the answers to your life. Okay. What takes a long to defend me about my nose ring, Ramona? Well, I don't know all the answers to your life. Okay, just yes you do. You know them all. Like, did Sonya cheat on her husband? I wasn't there. How would I know if you cheated on your husband? You know, it's like the French Revolution. What a wine though. Was it really a revolution? Would they really even French? What a wine though. Somebody wrote it in a book one time and that makes it true. Why are they called a French Revolution? Anyway, they're just going in circles, isn't that what a revolution means? Circles and circles and circles. Why are the French do that? That's why don't get. That's why don't eat French things.

Quessons, what's that? Why don't they just call it Crescent? We're an American now. Speak American. Take a Crescent! It's on you. It's like I had a beautiful marriage. And the last thing I would ever do is jeopardize that. So that's why rumors are called rumors. It's like, what? No one on the show is making any sense. Yeah.

And I love it. So Ramon, I love not knowing what the fuck are either one of them or two. Yeah, I had a hard time sort of like figuring out what was going on in the scene and yet I was enjoying it massively. Because then Ramon has just started to be like, you're an absentee friend. Okay, you're not a good friend. You're not around, okay? She's like, how many times I have to say it?

I was in friends, I was in friends. No, you're absentee, I'm closer to Carol now. I'm closer to the wind. I'm closer to Rinda, I'm closer to that, not crack up over there. I named him Mario. Durin does like munching out the, not cracker's head. And so everyone's just staring at them

because now they're yelling at each other. And no one is like, you got to calm down. So he's like, you're not hearing me. It's like, oh, you got to do a Sam. Sorry. And then so he's like, no, that's a bandaid. I don't want to put on a bandaid. And then they just put their hands to, they put their hands like must have around their mouths.

Yeah. And they both are going, you don't hear me and they put their hands like they make little mega phones with their hands. And then they put their, they attach their megaphones to each other. So they're having like a weird French kiss of saying, you don't hear me, you don't hear me. Oh my god, these two. And then it cuts to commercial and then they come back and they're still doing it.

Yeah. And Luanne's just talking to this, the new Richard and she's like, so, so new Richard what do you think about Rosemary Clooney right? Ground on the Cabaret 3 2 1 Rosemary Clooney Rosemary Clooney. Hey here young man you're flirting with my friend. You're confident look at that huh? You name it Richard? Ah hey Richard I love mainly Richard. What are you going? Where are you going? Today, he's like, my help me. He just runs away. And I was like, that's the poorest wing woman ever.

Yeah. So then Ramona, this is again, another one of those examples of why New York is so good and how it's so different from the other franchises. Because Ramona basically goes, Sonia, I'm worried for you. I'm worried that you're isolating everyone. And in another franchise, especially Beverly Hills, the music would be like, like, when you hear the words, I'm worried for you. I'm concerned for you. It would get dramatic. But here, the bassist just goes,

I just goes, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. She's like, that's the problem. You're telling me to apologize. I can't do this. Well, because, yeah, because Sonya starts saying, you know, Sonya wants acknowledgement. She didn't want Ramona to say, say, you're sorry. She wants Ramona to say, well, listen, you guys are both hurting and since so and Ramona wouldn't do that and and so he was like well you know it's not fair because Durinda brings up Richard every hour on the hour and that's when I was like you know what I can't do this I can't do this I swear I'm you know what she's out to lunch she's out to lunch and it's and it's that jibriani's okay I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah for many games she's like well I'm just trying to help so you because I know

so many sequences she's told me confidence I I'm just trying to help zone you because I know so many sequences She's told me confidence. I just hope she can get it together So Ramona goes over to Luan and Durinda and Durinda at this point has a giant like lipstick kiss on her cheek And you know Luan's not gonna tell her about Luan's like well after the lipstick cheek that my sweater had to suffer from her She is going to sit there at Bendos with this kiss on her cheek and not no her she is going to sit there at bendos with this kiss on her cheek and not know revenge Brio So then I love during the here she goes you know what I have to defend Ramona this one

because last time we were two numbers of weight from 9-1-1 It's like so you were on 9 like what is that? You're almost, yeah, well, almost. So then Sonia Sonia is not left alone. So she finds these two random young women that she starts talking to. They're probably there from like, Jezebel or something to cover the event. She doesn't know who they are. She just starts venting to them. She's like, well, you know, like, they're just going, it's ridiculous. I mean, I can't talk about my divorce. That was like a death too

It's like all of a sudden. I just want a friend. I'm not a friend who's just gonna support me I can't apologize. I have to work through my issues and they're like, oh my god I cannot wait to put this on Facebook. I know they're just like, uh-huh, uh-huh like turning on their iPhone recorders The only one not listening is Ramona. I just wanna leave here with my jewelry on. I'm not leaving here without my jewelry girls. I'm not gonna put any of this in my pockets. Don't worry, I'm not leaving with the fake stuff,

just the real stuff. I hope I don't get confused between my jewelry and the store's jewelry. That would be just a total honest mistake right now. Bye, girls. It's like, wee wee wee wee. Oh my goodness, that means the

mistake is done. So, um, so then Dorenda and Lwann are like now talking about Richard and how he arrived with Missy. And Dorenda is like, so you're not mad at all. You're not mad at all. See this is it. See I'm Italian. You know, you're, she's like, what are you?

What, you don't have any Italian? She's like I'm French Canadian. I'm not I've I was a host in Italy on a game show Is that count now? I'm part French part Canadian and part casino Park casino Marango So so depends on the situation So don't just like okay, that's the episode you and me. I'm a vengeful bitch. And you know, Luan's like, I'm not vengeful at all. Kiss Mark on the cheek. Oh, let's not just sit there.

Enjoy walking home with a big red hole on your face, zombie lady. And that brings us to the end of the Real Housewives of New York City. So so fun. So tomorrow we're going to be back to talk some real I'm sorry some Southern charm. Oh I got to watch Southern Charms and no oil and I haven't watched that yet. So we're going to talk Southern charm and Southern charm New Orleans and yeah go go by tickets to our our live shows. We have some good ones coming up.

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